Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 161 - Minisode Compilation 22

Episode Date: July 16, 2022

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Chill mini. Oh guess what chill mini it is boys. It's not 69. I'm 69, it's 68, next week is 69. I still got that story sitting here waiting. It's been here for weeks. How fitting Miniso to 69 will be on the week we end, Ed Gein. Perfect. Not fitting at all, actually. Terrible.

It's very fitting. Truly terrible. It's pretty fitting. An unhealthy sexual appetite just opposed with a very, very healthy one. Get ready. Right, we bring the balance. We're bringing the balance.

And like real sex, it's shorter than you think in the Miniso. You know what I mean? I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I hope you guys brought some fun stuff because I brought something people have been talking about for like all week. I'm sure you guys are. I don't know if any of you brought this.

Pandora papers. What? The Pandora papers. No, no, that's another one. That's another one. I'm still kind of waiting for it to sort of land before I meet. Yeah, report on it.

Good call. I'm talking more true crime. A cold case team fully believes they have identified the infamous Zodiac killer. Have you been reading this stuff? Yeah, here's the thing, though. The thing that was funny to me about this is that the FBI was like, we got nothing new to report.

Yeah, yeah. This is a bunch of people outside the FBI. A team of cold case people have been working on the case for a while, and it's it's of the opinion that it's possible. They're right. But they are. They are just to be clear. They are like law enforcement officers and investigators.

They are just not working in an official capacity. Just to make it clear, it's not just like a bunch of hobbyists that are saying this. I mean, they are doing it as a hobby, but these are the people that might solve the Zodiac murder. You know what I mean? Yeah. So according to a press release, they dropped the organization known as the case breakers has recovered new

physical and forensic evidence, which they say indicates that the Zodiac killer was a man by the name of Gary Francis Post, who passed away in 2018. One particular clue, which one member of the team called irrefutable, is that their suspect sported a unique scar in his forehead that just so happened to match what four eyewitnesses reported in their observations of the killer. Additionally, the group has also secured decades of pictures

from post former dark room that they believe strengthens their case, including an eerie 1980 selfie that appears to show the shadow of a person wearing the unsettling Zodiac hood that the killer donned during one of his murders. Like more tangential evidence is that weird Facebook post of this guy who was apparently friends with this with Gary and in that Facebook post is him in with four selfies of him. He's like, I miss this old man, Zodiac question mark, miss you.

And like, it's this weird, like, yeah, there's there's posts from him, too, that are creepy, right? Movie review posts that claim like Ted Bundy was overrated and he makes like hints that it's he's the Zodiac in all of his movie reviews. It's fucking creepy. If it's true, fascinating, regardless, if it's not. Yeah, like, wasn't there something about like, it's like, if you know his full legal name, you can like get an alternate solution

to the ciphers or something. Yeah. So apparently his name was the cipher key. If these are to be believed that these case breakers were to be believed and it gives you an entirely different message, but it like one that confirms it was him. It was about to say if we have the name, then it should be easy to decipher the messages, right? My they said they did and they said they get the name does

decipher and you get a different message from it. And his name was the key to the to the to the whole thing. And it's bizarre. My thing is that cryptography is complex to figure out. But it's not hard to explain. Like if you solved it and you've got the message that's this message, there should be no nothing blocking you from just explaining that. I guess maybe they're trying to sell it.

You know, I guess maybe they're trying to like get a book deal or something. I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised that they're trying to. It just seems to me like if you're going to say, yo, we fucking solved it irrefutably. We got the evidence like show the like, you know, if this guy's name solves the cipher, right? Shouldn't anybody now be able to do this? I imagine so.

It's not like a mysterious type of cipher like somebody else solved one of his ciphers, right? Like, I don't know. This is this is I mean, this news is only a couple of days old at this point. So I haven't beyond the claims. I haven't really seen if anybody's put the cipher to the test at all or anything. Yeah. It's just a weird like if it's true. I mean, I'm wanting to do a zodiac episode.

And every time that I want to do it, another guy comes out. That's like it was like within like a month of me deciding maybe my next one is going to be the zodiac thing comes out. That's like a guy like actually my father was the zodiac and he died or something like that. And so far they just kind of like come out. And then they just kind of go away. And I'm interested to see what happens with this one. Yeah, I mean, it's smart probably to wait this one out.

See if anything gets confirmed or denied. If it's another one that it goes disappears by the wayside. Maybe the FBI will never confirm it. Maybe they don't want somebody independent. They were like, we've got nothing to it. We got nothing new to report. The case is still open. Yeah, it's bizarre. It's very, very bizarre.

I'm very curious to see where this case is at, say, in like a month from now to see like it disappears or not. I think it's worth mentioning, at least in the mini, so that maybe we actually have an ID on this guy for once. And he's as bland and middle aged white man as you could probably expect from from the zodiac killer at this point. That might be the best movie about a serial killer. Oh, God, that scene disturbed me.

And I've seen like some horrible shit online. Which scene was still by the lake? Yeah, the stabbing by the lake scene was rough. There's there's a couple of scenes in that movie that are kind of just really intense. Very real, very realistic. Uh, man, I he's such a he's such a fascinating one. Like that one, like the other killers are like, yo, that guy was tight. Like, you know what I mean?

Like they straight up shout out the zodiac killer all the time. Like, remember what's his name? Clay or whatever came on Howard Stern? Oh, yeah, that's right. Yo, I thought the zodiac was super tight. So I was trying to like do something like supervillain ask, like the zodiac. But like, you know, whatever, God, people are fucked up. Not us though, Jesse.

We're never going to crack me, you know, murder free. As long as this is a successful and well loved podcast, I feel like I'm good. It's keeping you in check. But the minute this goes downhill, you're gonna be like, we have to do something for ratings. And that's it. It's going to be suddenly just the two of you. And I'm like, Jesse's gone missing.

We don't know where he is. He's gone missing. We start a new podcast finding Jesse. The only thing that I'm going to murder anytime soon is a bowl of teriyaki beef. And that's what's going to happen. I'm going to make a couple of collages after this, dude. Oh, my God, dude. All right. All right, who's taking it next?

That's my that's my true crime article. What do you got? OK, so I don't know why that was the biggest side. Yeah, I don't know what this is. Every time Alex starts with OK, you know, whatever. I don't even know what's about to happen. It's just a wild story. So this was in Ridgecrest, California.

This is like in the desert of California at a place called the Inyo Kern Airport. It's in Kern County. It's just a little bit north of where we are right now, the James Bond and triple X of Los Angeles or whatever he said earlier. We are north LA one a.m. September 18th, this news stories from October 1st. The 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment, aka SOAR, were on base at the airport doing a training exercise.

And there was a staff sergeant who was smoking at a late night cigarette like area like near the hangar. Like he just like was out doing his little rounds or whatever. And he went off to smoke for a second. And a quote, I know a person wearing full ninja garb approached him and said, do you know who I am? And he said, I don't know who you are. And he said, do you know where my family is?

And he was like, I don't know where your family is. And then the dude in the ninja outfit pulled out a katana and started to slash at him and hit him in the phone and the leg with a katana. I just what is this man is living his Liam Neeson's best life but like the ninjacy. I mean, I'm picturing like Rima Williams for some reason. I don't know why that's what I'm thinking.

Like a like a like Super Mario metal gear solid. Do you know who I am? Just absolute confusion plastered on the man's face. Yeah, the sergeant ran. He jumped a fence. He got into a building where he found some other dudes. He was like, there is a ninja outside chasing me with a katana. They locked the door called 911.

The ninja got to the door and was punching and kicking the door. And he like threw a rock and hit somebody in the head with it. And 20 minutes later, the, you know, the 911 call came in, said 26 people were hunkered in a hangar. One man with a katana. Yeah, hiding from a dude and walked in. I don't want to get sliced by a katana. But the police officers showed up.

They found the ninja suspect on a road nearby. He refused to follow commands and brandished the sword at deputies. They fired projectile rounds, but they were ineffective. Don't know what that means. I have to imagine that he sliced them in half with his katana. You perform in his ninjitsu. Yeah. And then he ran again. Then they tasered him.

Then he dropped the sword and they arrest him. Turns out he's a 35 year old man named Gino Rivera. He was a temp. He was arrested for attempted homicide, assault with a deadly weapon, brandishing a weapon, brandishing a weapon with the intent to resist or prevent an arrest, vandalism, obstructing or delaying a peace officer in the performance of their duties, a bunch of different stuff. The sergeant and the captain both required stitches,

but they got cleared for duty the same day. So just a crazy thing. You would think after your failed assault, or would you call it a success? You pinned 26 men in a bunker. Are you successful or did you fail that assault? Yeah, I mean, I don't know, to be fair, the thing that's crazy about this is these guys are the guys that use helicopters to like insert seals like straight up like they are like dropping solid snake off at the at the mission.

Under the cover of darkness. Yeah. And this ninja dude like got the drop on him. So I don't know how serious I played a lot of games lately where you can deflect bullets with a katana and I'm just letting you know. They think they knew that they were like, it's just easy, man. You would think after your assault, regardless of the success or fail, though, you leave and you would, you know, take off the ninja guard. All you got to do is just cut the bullets in half

and you never have to take off your ninja guard. Mathis, no joke. I watched a video the other day where these cops are chasing at least three guys and one of them like turns a corner and starts washing dishes like at a sink and the cops keep running by him. And I was like, that's the smartest. That's the smartest man that ever lived. He just walks like walk back because they clearly lost the other two

and they just walk back past him and he's like, why security cameras on him? He's just washing dishes like he works there. Oh, my God. I'm real. Yeah. You're some hitman level hide and play. That's like you're totally right. If they were dressed like a ninja, just don't be dressed like a ninja no more. Yeah, take off your fucking clothes. Like, yeah, I don't know what to tell you.

That's what what's this Harvey A. Bardem did. And yes, James Bond. Just ran into the crowd for like one second, changed his clothes. You can just chill out. Well, I'm a cop outfit. You're a normal speed. Yeah. Hope nobody recognizes you as famous celebrity. Have you ever done? Have you ever done? All right, Jesse.

Gentlemen, let's get biblical. Oh, what are my favorite things to get? Hail Mary, full of Christ, the Lord is with you. The Journal Scientific Reports has a piece about a team that has discovered some interesting things that might relate to the Bible or at least to ancient times. So an international team was doing a study where they found that many buildings and materials.

This is in Jordan in the Jordan River Valley. They found that many materials and pottery shards and things had been melted into glass. Mud bricks had heat bubbles. There was indications of high temperatures, and they were just like, what the hell is this? There is high salinity in the soil in some areas. And the theory that they have crafted

based on studying the soil and studying the time and all that stuff is that the biblical sin cities of Sodom and Gomorrah and possibly Jericho, since they all happened roughly the same time. No one really knows because of, you know, it's all written after the fact. But apparently they could have been destroyed by a cloud burst meteor that incinerated all 8000 inhabitants. The study finds no fucking way.

A giant space rock exploded over the town, roughly three thousand six hundred five hundred three thousand six hundred fifty years ago, creating a fireball. Scientists say the same event might have even caused Jericho's walls to tumble down, which is 20 miles away. The cosmic calamity laid waste to the Jordan River Valley shore, raising a huge 100 acre city to the ground. They have that evidence.

It also exterminated other cities and multiple villages. It would have left no survivors. Oh, God, that nation was roughly two point five miles above the ground. Even at that distance, the blast created would have been like a 700 mile shockwave, 700 miles, how many times would have seen it as an act of God? Yeah, yeah, who says it isn't at that point? Yeah, it's a fucking explosion that glasses 8000 people in one second. Who says that's not an act of God?

It would have leveled buildings. None of the 8000 people would have survived like Alex is just saying. And most people would have been just like vaporized and melted. Professor James Kennett, like is the extraordinary event to Tunguska with the 12 megaton meter exploding with all the trees knocked over. Yeah. Yeah. I think he says I think the main discoveries is shocked quartz. These are sand grains containing cracks that form only under high pressure.

We have shocked quartz from this layer. That means there are incredible pressures involving the shock of quartz crystals. Quartz is one of the hardest minerals. This is very hard to shock, explains Kennett. The fireball also explains the high of the unusually high concentrations of salt in the basement layer, which reached 25 percent in some samples. The salt was thrown up due to the high impact pressure. It was redistributed in salt rich crystals on the, you know,

like local shores, like places like the Dead Sea, maybe, right? Wiping out other communities across the region. They also, again, go into the fact that maybe it's this earthquake, this violent shaking that brought the walls of Jericho down, according to biblical text. Also, one of the things they say is like, look, the whole story about Lot's wife turning into a pillar of salt. It may be that this dude tried to run away from the calamity and his wife was just one of the people that got caught up and like vaporized of.

What in the world? The researchers believe the disaster generated the oral traditions that inspired written accounts in the book of Genesis. It might have also led to the story of burning in Jericho in the Old Testament book of Joshua. And it is, you know, it's incredibly culture important in the entire area, Gamora and Jericho all aced at once. And then he says, one of the things that is super interesting is that

the high salinity, the salt in the area, there is a period of time known as the late bronze age gap in which out of here, where you're going to tell me this lady turned into a pillar of salt. No, like honestly, that's what the guy says. He thinks like she lot turned around and like saw his wife vaporized by the explosion and he managed to get out like that kind of thing is what he's thinking. But but one of the things that that they're they're saying is there's this thing called the late bronze age gap, which is like during this weird time

period in the history of the Middle East, cities were just abandoned. Like populations dropped from tens of thousands to like nomads. And it's kind of weird. No one understands why there was no fertile ground. People were forced to leave the area for hundreds of years. And then there was there was resettlement back there. Appears again, the Iron Age, six hundred years later. And so they're saying it's probably this like a freaking nuclear bomb going off.

And then everyone came back there slowly over time. Yeah, I mean, that would make sense. Man, you want existential fear, asteroids keep me up at night sometimes. We just had one. There's literally nothing you could do. Here's the thing. No, you can't. You can't. Nothing you could do. So there's no reason to worry like an asteroid. True.

We we see what is it like 10 percent of the night sky is what we're looking at. Yeah, yeah, something like that. There's absolutely no way we would know. So like, look, there's very few places on Earth where you can see stars from horizon to horizon. Yeah, I mean, we have scientists that track a ton of asteroids, but we had one pass in mid September. Yeah, mid September this year that came from the direction of the sun.

And since it came from the direction of the sun, we couldn't see it. And it came way closer than they expected it to. It was traveling like fastest. Well, space kids, I know what you can do. Right. So you literally can't worry. I was thinking about this girl that was like texting her friend on A.I.M. And then all of a sudden

her friend stopped getting messages from her. So she went to go check on her and a boulder fell from like the mountains and like crushed just her and her computer. Like, bam, my God, Jesus Christ. There's nothing you can do about that. Yeah, no, it's just it's over. Like you're done. Yeah, done. Crazy. Well, on that, everybody, thank you guys so much

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Hello, my little. We'd be like. It's all right. It is so 69 finally, the long awaited. We've been talking about this for weeks now. We've hyped it up too much. I'll be real with you. We hyped it up way too much, but it's still exactly what we

says it is, which is just an NSFW episode about sex and mysteries. So I think we all have the exact zone in our heads, too. Yeah, I think we do. You want me to start it out? Yeah, take it away. Take us away. Guys, I think you guys need to know there's a woman out in the UK that is doing something I think most of us wish we could do.

Not only she's just having. Yeah, she not only she's just having sex already a big but she's having threesomes. Oh, her threesomes, threesomes, her, her husband. And God himself. Yo, God himself. Now you're playing with power. You know what I'm saying?

I apologize. She's not from Britain. She's from Colorado, but I'm getting this from the British. I'm beginning from a British news magazine. So I got a little confused. Everybody, everybody in the UK was like, I was off. This is a woman in Colorado. It's a woman in Colorado.

But it's from a British news. I don't know these Americans who are like, God, damn it. Yeah, I know. I know of people overseas who are married in pirate ghosts and like ghosts of old lords who are like ancient Egyptians, families with big foot. Only people in America would be like, yes, I'm having sex with God. I'd fucking go through this article. Let's see what this is all about.

Nina Marie is 45, by the way, and she admits that her husband wasn't always aware that the Lord has joined them in the bedroom. What's this? They get it on at least twice a week with God, twice a week. In sis, she, you know what? The husband's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever works for me. Yeah, yeah, whatever he's fucking here. Twice a week. Hell yeah, all right.

Nina Marie, who is also an only fans model, says her sex life is now the best it's ever been. I mean, she's better fucking be. She she says that quote, she's experiencing heaven. And every time she invites the Lord to join her in her bedroom and her in her in her bedroom with her husband and that he does, she says that they at least do it twice a week and that from the woman from Colorado admits her partner isn't always aware,

but insists that she can feel his presence, even if he doesn't show up in physical form, saying a prayer before they get down to business. Nina says it is improved to orgasms and her sex life is now the best it's ever been. So this is just kind of like Jesus is my copilot kind of stuff. I guess so. She says it's she claims it's threesomes, though. When quote, when you invite God to be a part of your sex, rather be a part of sex, you change the act from something purely physical

to something sacred and spiritual. It's very sex positive. I got a hand to tour. I've been asking him to join me and my husband since the very first time we made love. There is nothing more fulfilling or satisfying than when you experience God's love for you while pleasuring your partner. It's weird, first of all, that she has to say that it, you know, it takes God to enter the bedroom to have sex be something more than purely physical. You figure if you're having sex with your husband,

that's physically like a deeper connection as well. Yeah, exactly. Just the physical. You don't need God to make it more than that. But hey, you know, if that's what she needs, do you think God's like, oh, shit. You think God's like a missionary? Yeah, I think he's a missionary only guy. He's an evangelical guy, more like. Evangelical position.

Yeah. Evangelical positions where you stand in front of a thousand people and they each pay you five hundred dollars. Joking and dying. Yeah, you got Jesse good with that one, dude. He's dying. There's there's a follow up, though, to the to Nita Marie. She also goes. She also had no, you take it away.

Have you seen this? What about her only fans? Well, let me see here. Does it I don't think it says she got to go through some quotes. So no, I'll just add to this. She says that the reason why she has an only fan is because that is what God wants her to do. It is her divine mission to empower other women to embrace their sexuality. And God is asking her to do this.

And so that is why she has God in the bedroom. So he could be part of the only fans page. So really, all right, she'll own her in this only fans page. She'll sell out, boo. Sell out. Yeah, I haven't heard that. She said that previously she hit the headline for saying God told her to carry on stripping, referring to the model's only fans career that so God's all for it.

You know, and I'm glad that honestly, though, I'm glad God is like a sex positive person. That's very chill of God. Yeah. Yeah, he's really got her. He's really come a long way from the soul. Yeah, she says, I say a prayer in my head or out loud. It makes no difference. My husband doesn't always know when I ask God to be part of our lovemaking.

He would never mind, though, the best way to explain what it's like experiencing God while having sex is a feeling of pure love and fulfillment. I feel like you should get the husband's consent here. If you're having a threesome with your with your husband, he doesn't know he's having a threesome. That's you should consent. It doesn't sound like she's really saying, like, I'm calling him up on his God phone and inviting him to come

stick his penis in my vagina. God phone. All right. I guess I just she says sometimes she's making it seem like a little bit more just like, you know, he's right there with me. That's when he was carrying me. Yeah. She says, sometimes I set an intention for something I want to manifest into my life before I have sex. And by asking God to be present, it means you're more likely to be able to manifest something

that manifest that dream into reality. So she's literally doing sex magic with God to manifest, which just sounds like ritualistic magic. This is just like those people who say their pets can like tell them how they feel through psychic vibrations and shit. And they're just like, yeah, I swear, he said it. He's tired. He needs he needs this. He needs this. He needs his little bones. He's tired.

You know what I mean? Like, yeah, God said he was there. He said he loved it. I love having sex with God. She finishes by saying, whenever I feel in with us, it's always the best sex, so intense and full of passion and love. Everyone should try inviting God into their love making at least once. I'll do it. Opening yourself up to experiencing heaven. I'll do it. I'll see if I can. I'll see if he's not what is yet an episode sixty nine point two.

I literally genuinely will take the time to reach out to God next time I'm making love and see if he wants to join. I'm super excited to hear and I hope he responds, honestly. I'm going to try it for real. Fuck it. I'm going to try it. All right. I'm eager to hear. That's my story, though, boys. Nina Marie, Nina Marie, she's three something with God. Take it. You can take it from here.

I don't care who takes it. Well, speaking of people who are having sex with things, I want to bring up a very famous story and then I want to go into a couple other not so famous stories about this thing. Everybody remembers the late Anna Colesmith. She was like a very famous model and like reality TV star. Sure. I have an accidental overdose and stuff. Very sad story after the death of her son was like brutal.

But before that, she was like, you know, like almost like a playboy type personality, like, you know, hustler magazine type, like boobies out type of personality. And there's a really famous clip of her from FHM where she says, quote, a ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me and an apartment a long time ago in Texas. I used to think it was my boyfriend and one day I woke up and it wasn't. It was like a spirit and it went up and I was freaked out about it. But then I was like, well, you know what?

He's never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex. So I have no problem. It was not a dream because it was happening every night. I told my boyfriend and he didn't believe me. Of course, men. All right, before we get into what we believe it or not, you know, boys, you find out your lady's banging a ghost. She tells you, are you cool with it or are you not cool with it?

I'm cool with it. I'm cool with anything she wants to do. Jesse, if you find your girlfriend's sleeping with a ghost, do you think that you would you see that as being cheated on? Am I? Is this a committed relationship? Yes, this is a committed relationship. Have we established rules beforehand? We had a conversation beforehand, like if a ghost has sex with me and there's no conversation control in it.

Well, this is important because if we have like some established rules, like, you know, if you can have if there's like one celebrity that you would have sex with, who's that celebrity? Or if a ghost comes in and like, you know, has sex, do you like Ghostbusters? Or like all that. If we had a conversation, totally fine. But if we're like nine years in and we're married and we got kids and she's sleeping with a ghost, I'm like, you know, I'll be upset.

I'll be like, really? What's this ghost's name? What if she was cool? Are you getting your own ghost? I let's be real. I know where I stand on the ghosts wanting to bang list. I'm very far down. I'm not up on the ghost. I'm blanky. No, no. I'm just not. I'm just not like out of all the people

the ghost could bang. Yeah, so they're not coming. They're not trying to come visit. OK, I get it. I get it. And so I'm just like, I would want to know, like, who is this ghost? Is he in our home? Did you invite him over? What is this ghost's deal? Why is he into you?

Is this a long term thing? Is it going to keep happening? I don't know these quick. You say she's going to you don't believe in guys. I used to think one day she's going to die and be well, I might be jealous. Well, of course I'd be jealous of a ghost. Are you kidding me? That guy gets through the one thing I want to do, have sex and then leave.

It's it's like when you get jealous of the vibrator. You're like, fuck that guy. Yeah, but except one day she's going to die and become a vibrator. She's going to die and become a ghost. And then you got to deal with those relationship problems. I know. Then then I die. Go to heaven. Now she's dating that ghost. And I'm not kidding. I'm not OK with it.

All I'm saying is you're telling me. That I got to sit here and listen about your problems. But that ghost is getting it for free that he can like go. And you know, the ghost is going to be better than any of us. It's got infinite stamina. It can flow. I'm just saying frankly, it does not sit well with me. I just I got to say we are making it.

We're making a lot of ground rules about ghosts at a willy-nilly right now. I'm just telling you what I think is just saying if a ghost is banging my wife. Unless we established beforehand that we are in an open relationship or you can bang ghosts. Yeah, I think it's a little much. I hear you. I hear you loud and clear. I feel like if if the way I found out ghosts were real was because my girlfriend said she was having sex with one and she was.

I would just be like, I don't think I would even have the same. I think I would be fine with it. I think it would just be I would be got smacked. But you know me. I would be. Here's the thing. You might be right, Alex, because I would be like, you know what? She had all these living people to choose from. And she and like she was like, you know what?

I'm going to sleep with this ghost. And I would be like, you know what? I'd sleep. Here's the thing. I sleep with the ghost. Yeah, because she was like, I'm real. No questions asked. Now you know, you're real. But also, you have to essentially be like, yeah, you're right. You got to be like, yeah. But you know me.

I'm I'm a guy who likes to not just say something. But make sure when I say something, I'm going to go find a lot of other evidence of people saying similar stuff. What are you about to tell us? So I got a list of some other celebrities who have said they've had some sexual ghosts. The first one, the first one is Lucy. Dear carbon footprint,

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Something came down and touched me and now it watches over me. That's Lucy Liu from Elementary. Oh, you went with elementary. Wow. Yeah, I think that's your most recent thing. That says Lucy Liu from most recent and most famous, obviously. Yes, again, that's the only thing I've ever seen her in. Just kidding. Yeah.

So another guy who's had it's not just ladies who have sex with ghosts. Dan Aykroyd, who famously got a blow job, who famously got a blow job from a ghost in a deleted scene from the Ghostbusters. Deleted when I watched it on TV, that scene's in it. Well, you should watch the deleted version. And then he. Maybe one time. He one time said, here's a quote from Dan Aykroyd.

He'd felt an unseen presence in my bed, no less when we lived in Mama Cass's Hollywood estate. And then he said all drugs. He said he was cuddling with a male ghost in his bed and thinking, I'm just going to roll over and snuggle up next to it. So not only did he know for sure what gender the ghost was, he was just happy to snuggle with it a little bit. He was a little spoon.

He could feel something getting pressed up against his little butt cheeks. I like the feel, too. You know what I'm saying? Like, I like the vibe. You know, I'm not against it. Yeah, I'm glad. I want a cuddling ghost is news to me, man. That's usually ghosts are not cuddling you, you know, gently in a bed. So that's cool.

There's also the actress Paz de Huerta, who was in Boardwalk Empire. And she's also the chick from the video games music video by Lana Del Rey. She said that she had sex with Elvis when she went to Graceland. Quote, I went to his recording studio because sometimes the sensitive people feel him in this room and I stood in the corner and I felt him. What can I say? I felt him touch me. I felt his spirit go through me and give me pleasure. That's what she said.

Positive. I have had this ever in my life. You want to have sex with the ghost of Elvis? I don't think any of this is real. Dude, so when I was like 15, I really wanted to astral project really bad. I used to read about it on forums and all the time. Yeah, I read stories about people who'd sleep with succubus and I so desperately wanted to like fuck a succubus in the astral plane. What are you talking about?

I like how Alex understood what I was saying at the very least. Yeah, I got you. You didn't want to you didn't want to try an astral. Like I desperately wanted to astral project. I thought that was something you could do. It's wizard shit. It's like Dr. Strange. I was like 15. You're like 15.

At least you're honest. Everyone's like, I want our experience. You're just like, I want to bang a succubus. Yeah, so I want to fuck succubus so bad, dude. I was just like, I don't care about the ramifications. Like, are you sin bad? What? I was just saying, like what was the worst that can happen?

I propagate evil spawn in a realm. I don't inhabit. Like I give a shit. You're honesty. You know, most people would be asked to be like, I just want to experience all the pleasure. You're like, look, I almost sold my soul to the devil, the bang a succubus. No, I was going to sell my soul to the devil and astral project.

You wanted to sell that soul at some point. And I guaranteed powers. Winners were involved. You were like, I'm going to get me so much. I swear to God, I don't care how. OK, so you want to go weird here. I'm reading about like the dangers that the succubus could sever your astral core, whatever you're about to say.

I'll give a shit. You're worried about like, does an astral cord that connects your astral body to your physical body in the astral realm and succubuses could sever that cord while they're fucking you. It's so hard that it comes right off. It gets sucked off so hard. You come to yeah, and you just get severed. Never able to find your way back to your body.

That's the way you inhabit your body. Where do you want to be sold? Episode 69. My God, night like fucking early 2000s internet plus like a couple of bizarre books that I found as a teenager that like I could reply. You like this? I love to aliens and ghosts. This is who I was as a kid.

You're so all right. So so we all bang an alien though, right? I was God. Yeah, all right. Hundred percent. All right. I bang a werewolf. I bang a Dracula.

I bang a mummy. But I'm going to let you know if my girlfriend's banging an alien and she didn't tell me, I'm not going to be upset that she's banging the alien. I'll be upset. She didn't tell me there were aliens. I'm going to be like, yeah, that would be mine. You would have sex with Lipthor five over here for months.

And you didn't tell me. I was like, whoa, that doesn't even matter. There are aliens. Oh, yeah, I'd be furious. And Lipthor five just shrugs like, sorry, bro. He's like, hey, man, bitches before or whatever he says. Aliens are weird. Kesha and 2012 said that her song Supernatural was inspired

by having sexy time with a ghost. And then Conan was like, did you say that? Did you tell Ryan Seacrest that this song was about having sex with a ghost? And she said, oh, yeah, we went to the bone zone. And then Jimmy Kimmel a year later was like, did you say you had sex with a ghost? She was like, oh, yeah, my vagina is haunted.

Don't tell Ed Gein. I have a joke, but it's inappropriate. And then finally episode 69. Come on, man, it's very in a dirty people out there and know where my joke is. Yeah, I get you. The chick from Paranormal Activity 2. She's in, she was on an appearance on a British talk

show in 2014, named Natasha Blasic. And she was quoted saying she had two sexual encounters with ghosts. She said, at first I was very confused. Then I decided to relax. And it was really pleasurable. I really enjoyed it. And as a child, I always wanted to know

if there was something more to this world. And this experience did answer some questions for me. Wow, mind blowing. Am I missing something? Like, do I need to figure this out? Like, do I need to find these horny ghosts? You're missing nothing. This is drugs plus not wanting to emit a sexual experience.

There's no way. Yeah, that's no way. That's also where my brain went. Why did she say, why did Ann Nicole say that it crawled up her leg? That's the thing. That's one of those details that I'm like, it's so weird that it can't be fake because like,

who the fuck would say that if they were making it up? Why would you make up the detail that the sex goes crawled up your leg? That seems so weird. Because I don't know, man, but listen. I would love to listen. We've got a week before the live show. We talked about a man who literally wore people.

I'm not like, you couldn't convince. Like, I'm convinced people can just be weird. It's true. I mean, you're not wrong about that bit, at least. Yeah, true. We can all agree. If a succubus out there wants to fuck me prior to the live show, I will tell the story of the live show.

Don't do that. Don't do it. You say that. This is LA. There'll be someone who shows up like, I'm a succubus. It has to be while I'm still here in Texas. It has to be an actual succubus. I don't want to meet anyone out there.

Don't want to open your succubus. No, no. If anyone out there who's listening is a succubus, hit my boy Mathesup. Don't do it, please. Astral project into my dreams. Don't let me know. Don't do that.

Don't do that. All right, Jesse. Well, it's time to bring us back to reality. Oh, the ghost gravity. Oh, this ghost's camming me. Well, gentlemen, ladies, I want to talk to you about our history. As you know, Neanderthal and Homo sapien were different.

Yes, we all know that to be true. This is, yeah, this is well established. And in the end, Homo sapien thrived and continued. And then Neanderthal disappeared. Yeah, however. There was a time period 45,000 years ago where both existed. Yeah. And during that time period, according to a new study.

Neanderthal and man boned down. Yeah. Frequently. Hell, yeah. Get it where you can. Frequently. And there is like a Liger.

Pretty much. Yes, they're saying that there are many samples of DNA and bodies found in that weird window that contain high levels of Neanderthal DNA with human or Homo sapien DNA. And that's sick. That is there's any human ligers that I know today. Well, here's the thing.

There have been studies about things like 23 and me and all those different, you know, DNA things where some people are getting back information that says that their body contains like 0.04 percent Neanderthal DNA. And whoa. Yeah. And that is because they are probably the like distant, distant relative of that bone fest.

Oh, a sexually low Homo sapien caveman and all I'm saying is just go online, look up like Neanderthals versus like Homo sapien humans and look at the difference versus. Oh, I see. I'm saying is the two dollar. You know, it was the one species would win that contest. But if you just go look, they know they kind of have like a different vibe.

And it did not matter, though. They boned down Neanderthals interbred with all the groups of peoples because there's more than just Homo sapien. They were like all these like Homo erectus and like all these other things which are Neanderthals just boned down with anyone. They did not care.

And so their DNA is like a lot of different people. Ancient DNA, they have from like a tooth and a bone fragment. It's radio carbon data to about 46000 years ago. And they're like, yeah, this is 4 percent Neanderthal DNA in there. That's crazy. Yeah. And so they're saying that as we move forward into the future, it's less and less, obviously, because they cease to exist. But in many people, it is still in their like core DNA structures.

And that's one of the weird things about history is that even back then people were freaks. They were like, oh, somebody here. I'd be like, would you be an alien at all? Imagine back then they're sitting around the campfire like, oh, would you beg and are told he's like already did, bro. They're like, oh, cabbage. Would you bang in Neanderthal, though?

Um, yeah, one existed out of nowhere. Yes, this is today. And a heartbeat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. It's the same reason I imagine people want to sleep with celebrities just to say they did. Can you imagine the story? Oh, technically, my kids live in Neanderthal DNA.

Like, bam, we should get DNA tested. Maybe one of us is part of Neanderthal. I mean, I had one of those tests on my counter for like two years and I never took it. I need to do that. Well, now's the time. Yeah. It like expired. I have to get a new one.

Episode nurses, a mini-soaked 69 boys. That's it. If you're not thinking about talking right now, I don't know what happened. I'm sorry. I got a goddamn fricking post on the reddit that said, oh, yeah, me and my girlfriend definitely boned down to your podcast, by the way, it's great background. Are you listening right now? Oh, are you listening right now?

The episode 69. I want you to know that I know what I'm going for. Yeah, of course. Yeah. No, no, I want you to know that you and your your girlfriend one day, if you keep this up. Oh, yeah. We'll probably get married and then he'll grow old together.

Oh, no. What are you doing to them? Why are you doing this? I mean, we're killing. Oh, yeah. Ed gaining the vibe. Don't do that. Down the aisle, holding hands. No, you'll say to yourself, I love you.

And then they'll say, I love you too. And then you'll have kids and those kids will grow up to hate you. Right. Because you have so much sex. The kids will be like, stop it, mom and dad. You're so weird. And then they'll like, I want a sandwich. Yeah. And then Jesse, Mathis, Alex, be quiet.

Because in this, in this fantasy, in this fantasy world, you named your kids after us because we were there. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you were listening to our podcast when you made the children. Jesse, are they obviously? Mathis is the middle child.

Yeah. Alex. No, no, no. Mathis is the middle child. Alex is the is the older child who's just like over it, but has to basically raise all the kids. And I'm the youngest, the troublemaker who like, you know, definitely plays Chiluminati podcast

and it weirds you guys out. Yeah, I like Jennifer Lawrence. It's like, my favorite podcast. What are you and your girlfriend doing in there? Nothing. We love this podcast. You let me see yourself in us. Yeah. Gross.

I didn't want to be there, but now we're here. Yeah, now we're here. Hey, thanks for the podcast. Happy episode 69. Goodbye, everybody. Goodbye. Oh, God. I saluted.

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I got to shut the chat. Fuck, the audience claps, so that's all the mess. You called the chat. You called the audience chat in real life. I did. That was at SGS and that's OK. That's fair. Anyway, welcome to the Chilmini episode 70,

70th mini-soad. I don't know what you boys have brought. I know Jesse's got like torn between his stories. He's got some good stuff. I found two and I don't. I mean, look, I'm good for next time too. Oh, Dan, dude, you're covered. Here, I'll start out by revisiting something

that we've revisited multiple times. Each one of us is brought to the table under different circumstances. Back to the LA Jetpack Man, everybody. We love to we love to find out more about this man. And I love how far the fuck apart the updates are, too. Right, they're really far apart. Pre-pandemic, if I'm not mistaken, right?

I think it was like right at the beginning or pre, it was right around then. This is a story across ages of time and space. So it may so it may not even be all that exciting, unfortunately, even though the last time we thought we knew what it was, it was kind of a let down. This is also kind of a let down. Newly released footage from the Los Angeles.

You're selling it so well, by the way. I know, I know. From Los Angeles Police Department, Helicopter suggests the mysterious Jetpack Man spotted at LAX on multiple occasions over the last year may have actually just been an errant balloon. And here's a video. No way. Here's a video. Notorious balloon.

All right, there's the balloon. All right, let's see. Let's take a look. It's a video from LA KTLA. It's a news. The news channel KTLA. It's a Jack Skellington balloon. It looks like it, doesn't it? Let's see. The curious case began back in the summer of 2020. It really is a Jack Skellington balloon.

It actually is. You're fucking gone. When a pilot approaching the airport reported to air traffic controllers, there was a guy in a jet pack flying around the area. This was followed by a subsequent a sighting in October of 2020, as well as a third such encounter

with the unidentified flying individual that took place this past July. How could that be? I know. An investigation by the FBI indicated that they suspected that the aerial anomaly was in fact a balloon and now newly released materials reportedly released by the LAPD lend considerable credence to that theory.

We believe it's a Jack Skellington balloon. Yeah, it looks like a number for Christmas 1993. But it was there pictures. It says furthering going kind of blah, blah, blah. Captured in November of last year, but only coming to light this week, the footage. So this is this footage is from November of last year. The footage, as well as some photos,

show what is clearly a sizable human shaped balloon floating at a high altitude above the city of L.A. Specifically, it is believed that the object is seven is a seven foot tall inflatable, but depiction of the character Jack Skellington from hit the hit film Nightmare Before Christmas. So yeah, this is this video. This footage is from November,

kind of a little after the October sighting, I guess. The FBI FBI says that their investigation in the series of events has failed to yield any additional jet pack man witnesses nor any video footage from the three encounters that spawned headlines. How do you have three encounters with Jack Skellington? That would be so funny.

It's only Christmas and that's Christmas and Halloween. There's no other days that he's around, but let's let's not pretend people be loving jet like little like 16 year old emo kids love them. Jack Skellington's please please let me know on the subreddit. If you still love Jack Skellington unironically to this day, let me know, reach out. There are going to be more people and you possibly could have a dude.

I don't know what you're thinking. Deaf people love Nightmare Before Christmas. One of the main things being sold at Hot Topic is like Nightmare Before Christmas stuff. Oh, yeah, I want to meet these people. How? Why? How did you find out about this? They were probably in the audience, the live show. How do you know about it?

Where do you guys see this movie now? We would have started like, what's this? They would have jumped in and sang with us. Trust me, right? That's what our live show should be from now on. We should just do the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack live sing along. What did we talk about? Our VIP shows going forward.

It's just pictures of UFOs. I'd be you singing it. Yeah, I cannot stress to you. This once again goes to my theory. I don't believe in stuff, but like when I see it and have the evidence like this, I'm like, that is clearly what that is. I would never if you would have just told me it's Jack Skellington.

I never would have believed you, but I'm literally looking at a floating. He's like, Roger, Roger. I love this. This is amazing. Looks like shit. It looks like shit. There's no way. That's not my not my jet pack, man. No, he lasted all the way to July. Like he was a guy. He lasted all those months.

That's what I'm saying. Like where's the air? He's such a skinny balloon anyway. No, I think it's quite possible that just like at some point in time, Jack Skellington balloons were made and this could be three separate Jack Skellington balloons. You think every single one of these was a different version of the same

Jack Skellington. No, not the same one that far. The same brand model model and make of Jack Skellington balloon. I'm more of the belief that it might be a mix because we know it's a balloon. But we also know from a previous one that there was a guy with a drone that looked like a man or was like a fake man. The fake foam man is the answer. You're telling me that they didn't.

If if you got in the newspapers because of your Jack Skellington balloon, you wouldn't go out months later once you found out by another one. Do it again. Come on. They definitely did. Jetpack, man, dude. OK, who if you are a person that is putting Jack Skellington balloons out into the L.A. Night to scare the shadow people, you're a hero.

OK, it's worked three fucking times over two years. That's incredible. You got to look at this video, Matthew. You got to put that on the sub. That is like, well, I'll put it on the sub right now. People don't know what it is. No context, no context at all disappointing. He's just like me, me, me, me, me.

He looks like shit. I'm just going to title this post. Could it be? Question mark. Oh, man. OK, you guys, you guys go check that out on the subreddit from Mathis. Yeah, it's up there now. Good Lord. All right. Which one of you boys wants to take a next? Well, I have an article that's about as silly as that one.

This one is from mysterious universe.org. This is an article by Jocelyn LeBlanc. This is a list of all the ghosts that are said to appear in the UK in the month of November. I know that you said that the UK. There's a lot of listeners in the UK. So I thought maybe I would look and see and find. It's like ghosts that show up that are said to show up every November

in the United Kingdom. So you guys can ask this November, man. Yeah. So this is a very seasonal ghost. You've decided November is your month. You claim it, but that's it. So we can check out a couple of the ghosts. So for All Souls Day every year, precisely midnight between November 1st and 2nd,

apparitions of those who will pass away before the next All Souls Day will walk through St. Leonard's Church in Lancashire, England. Get ready for that. And also on November 1st, the spirit of a headless woman, the phantom of St. Juthware, I don't know how to pronounce that one. Sorry, guys, can be seen walking through Judith Hill, which is also known as Abbots Hill towards the church in Dorset, England.

And a female shadow figure can be seen near the quiet woman in, which she might just be reading the sign and thinking, oh, that's what I belong. Every November 3rd, Lady Colorene's apparition has been witnessed screaming as she jumps off of a balcony at Bruce Castle in Tottenham, London, England. She's apparently attempting to escape from her possessive husband. So November 3rd is her day where she finally does it. The ghost of Catherine Howard, fifth wife of King Henry VIII,

can be seen silently screaming while walking towards the the Chapel of Hampton Court Palace in Surrey, England on November 4th. On November 5th, villagers in Shebbir, Devon, England, Shebbir. Sorry, guys, don't know, turn over a big stone that sits near an oak tree. If they don't turn it over, ill fortune and disaster will come upon the village and it has been said that the devil is trapped underneath the stone. The ghost of Mr. Baker is seen every year on November 10th

on the dirt track along Bob Downhill and Melbury Bob Dorse at England. That seems like a fake place. But hey, she has out, Sarah, it's to you if that's where you're from and I'm mispronouncing it. This is the anniversary that he died, November 10th. So he's that's his thing. An unexplained bell is heard ringing when the sun sets on November 11th, followed by the sight of a small ghostly army at midnight

that travels through the area of Thunderfield Castle in Syria, England, which is the coolest place I've ever heard of. The apparition of a gliding figure thought to be a nun has been witnessed on November 13th at the Royal National Orthopedic Hospital in London, because apparently there used to be a nunnery there. We're almost to the end. November 21st, the eve of St. Catherine, the ghost of old coals has been seen driving a coach through a village before stopping in a river

so his horses can cool down near Lee, England. And the spirit of a guard who fell asleep while on duty, as well as a ghostly woman, have been witnessed at Folxrath Castle in Kilkenny, Ireland on November 29th. And on November 30th, St. Andrew's Day, the sounds of phantom bells can be heard on Old Church Road in Romford, London, England at the site where a church sank into the ground. Don't know what the fuck that means.

I hope it wasn't too fast. And once a year in November, it's unclear as to what night, specifically the spirits of a cavalier and a roundhead, whatever those are, meet up and fight at Yule Grieve Hall in Derbyshire, England. A monk comes out of a wall from behind the bar at the Cooper's Arms Pub in Kent, England. Love that. During the late hours of one November night, the exact date is unclear. And the building was once a priory where he was bricked up alive for sins.

My God, there's a that's not even the full list. There's a full list in the paranormal database dot com, which you can check out. But that's just a that's just a taste of the UK's ghosts for November. Spooky November goes. Yeah, so I hope that if you live in one of those places that I butchered the names of that you are maybe sleeping with the light on tonight, if it happens to be one of those nights. Yeah, set up a camera.

I want to see it. Jesse, what do you got? Gentlemen, I want to regale you with a crazy thing I discovered. More importantly, it relates to Turkey, which we talked about on the main episode a little bit like the Thanksgiving or Turkey like the like the Istanbul. Yes. OK. So as you two know, and hopefully the general audience, if they don't know, they'll be made aware recently over the last month or so, a huge leak came out of Twitch.

And that's I thought you were going to say of Carson, California, and it smells like all of the money, all of the views, everything everyone on Twitch was making, literally the source code for Twitch hacked. Yeah, pretty crazy. Everyone could see everything. Well, that was kind of a scandal, but there was a deeper scandal, which makes me wonder exactly why all this information was released. And this is awesome. Get ready for this.

So. While digging through all the research of like who got what and who makes what money? People noticed that there were a sizable number of Turkish streamers who were streaming to no one, but making something like $1,800 a day. Oh, and they were like, well, how is that possible? What does that mean? And so what they figured out is that there were like 2,000 some streamers in Turkey streaming to no one,

accepting donations and the and then, you know, getting all the bits. And then what they would do is then put it back. 80 percent of it would be returned to a different bank account. And and they did so. I mean, yes, they soon discovered all of the money being sent through bits were stolen credit cards. So people, there's a lot of people on Twitter who are messaging Twitch like, hey, I just got charged, you know, for most of them amount is 10,000 lira.

So it's like, I don't know, a thousand some dollars. They're like, I'm out of money. Yeah, I'm getting charged like a thousand bucks for Twitch. I don't even use Twitch. What is happening? And Twitch is like, we're looking into this. We promise this will be a thing. Turns out that there's a there's this like this huge,

sizable portion of of streamers in Turkey who are doing this. And they believe that and this is this is this is literally the information from Haberler.com, which is a Turkish news website. OK. Nine point eight million dollars was laundered through twenty four hundred Turkish streamers in the past two years. Oh, my God. Yeah. And so there have been other Turkish streamers who are calling for a clean

Twitch hashtag, Tim is Twitch, T M I Z Twitch. And they're demanding that Twitch look into it and figure out what's going on because it's obviously affecting all of them, especially if you live in Turkey. Your credit cards are literally just getting stolen and like used to give to these people. And then the plan is they just like return it to another bank. They're straight up money laundering this stolen bank account money. And so far,

Twitch, who is known to have like, you know, I don't want to say a billion. I don't know how many people you think stream on Twitch is. Yeah, I don't Twitch has a lot of users and a lot of streamers. I don't know how many. We'll say a million active streamers. I have no clue at any given time. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah.

But thank, you know, there are so many people and a lot of the guys in Turkey are like, look, we have no flag bears. There's no one who can like take this over. This one guy who's been like really vocal is like, I'm a mid level YouTuber. I, you know, I'm an audience, but they aren't huge. We need someone who's like big. And so this guy with 1.7 million followers on Twitch, known as Jalrain, is the guy who's like,

yo, I'm calling on Twitch to publicly act about this. And so Twitch said, yes, we will act on this. We promise you. And then Middle East, I.net, which is where I'm on right now, they said, hey, Twitch, what's going on? And Twitch was like, we got it. Don't worry.

We banned 150 people. And they're like, what is like 0.1 percent of the amount? I know, Jesus Christ. And so they they are trying to identify any streamers or anyone who would have engaged in this stuff. But they're just saying it's very hard to do because, you know, well, this person has 50 people watching. So it's quite possible that that person did get a donation, you know,

like that kind of stuff. And so I imagine it's harder than we assume. But there's a lot of that going on. Like, if you think about the fact that anybody with viewers can also be doing this, that's where it gets wild. Yeah, yeah, crazy, man. I wonder, I mean, like, we've been seen. Have we seen another big hack recently, too, other than Twitch?

Or am I just misremembering? There's hacks all the time now. If you don't have good cybersecurity, you need to get it like I still have. I still have so many things that I need to do. My phone is always like, hey, man, like, you know, that old login that you got to figure that out. I'm like, I just two factor everything, use different passwords for every fucking thing. The problem with two factor is I haven't lived in Ohio in 12 years,

yet I have my phone number from Ohio because I literally can't change it or I lose access to everything because then we'll be like two factoring. And I'm like, I don't have that number anymore. That is true. I'd have to buy to another phone. You just got to get a new cell phone, switch everything else over to the new phone. It's madness, madness, insanity. Well, thank you guys so much for supporting us on Patreon

and joining us for an episode or to say many so number 70. We'll be back with 71 next week right here on Patreon. Don't you guys go anywhere? And we'll see you next week. She wasn't as sexy as last week, you know? I wish it was a sexist. It was a sexist one. I mean, it's a felt sexy to me.

We could get to 69. We could get to 6,969 at some point. I'm just saying. That's true. There's all there's so many 69s out there. That's too much. That's far too much. 169 is coming up. Get ready. It's true. It's true. We'll see you in less than a year away, baby.

I know. Stop doing that. Less than eight years away, baby. Two more. We'll get there, baby. We'll be a baby. See you. Anyway.

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