Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 170 - Minisode Compilation 23

Episode Date: September 17, 2022

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Let's go! Hello, my little shilluminats, and welcome to MiniZone. 71. Nah. We're approaching 100, only about 29 episodes away. We're getting there. And I got some fun things for you today, boys. I hope you got some good stuff.

I couldn't be more excited. I love, you know what, I love recycling. And what I've got is some leftover trash from the VIP experience of our live show that I did not get to. Leftover trash. Curated, curated Reddit spooky goodness that I did not get to share with the audience because I don't know how to leave time for an hour of talking in a live segment. So I brought two stories that I sourced from Reddit that I did not use,

and I will read them here for you all now. All right. Because I think that would be fun. I'm ready for it. But is that, is that how we start? Shall I do it? Is that how you want to start? I can start if you want me to do something quicker.

It depends on how you feel. Yeah. I mean, let's see what's going on in current events. Yeah, I got you. So last week, I brought you guys scientific proof of a balloon, Jack Skellington, floating through the air. I'm so fucked up by the Jack Skellington balloon. I'm not over it.

Yeah. I'm not over it. I'm not over it. That's some of the may. Fear not, though. Another flying human has been seen. He looks like a man boss from the 1930s. He looks fucked up.

He really does. This time, though, we're not in LA. This flying man has been seen in Glasgow, Scotland. Oh, I send you a video of this flying man while I read the article here. Don't. Here we go. There's your flying man. Okay.

Right. That's the right one. Yeah, that's the right one. There we go. And I'll read this. A couple in Scotland were left scratching their heads when they spotted a puzzling object floating over the city of Glasgow. Oh, my God.

And some suspect that the oddity could be a flying humanoid. According according to local media report, the strange sighting occurred earlier this week when Lindsay Curry and her boyfriend noticed the peculiar UFO in the sky outside their apartment in the middle of American Hill. The thumbnail is so ridiculous looking. It's like a weird angel in the clouds. The blurry and pixelated.

It's very weird. Speaking of Dr. Who, we were just talking about Dr. Who in the in the in the regular episode. That looks exactly like a what do they call the Zorg Zogon Vogan. What are they called? The ones that can shape shift that looks like one of them. They look it looks like a starfish man alien, like from a sickly rubber suit from the 60s. If you're curious at which the method is this couple captured this footage,

they put their phone camera to the lens of a binocular. So they're what you're seeing is through the binoculars. Is that why? Yeah, it looks like a weird like 1920s, like pre current technology Nickelodeon film. I feel terrible for thinking this. But the first thing I thought of when I saw this image of this flying man, do you remember back when when President George W. Bush was running the show

and I'll grab prison. They were torturing prisoners. Alma, we send you a link. Oh my God. The chick who's like with the dude who's like in the hood. Yeah, it looks exactly like that on the chair. Yeah, you're right. Actually, holy shit.

It has the energy. It literally dead ass looks like a tea posing, blood-borne boss flying through the air is what it looks like to me. It's very weird looking. Yeah. Yeah. Super weird. Are you about to tell me that you know what this is or that I have no idea.

That's it. This is all we have. This is all that exists of this right now. It's still fresh just from a couple of days ago. Yeah, we have no idea. It could be a balloon. It could be a Jack Skellington balloon. Who fucking knows?

It doesn't look very alive. No, it's very still in the way it glides through the air. Just is very, very standy still. But it could be like enough for your boys Monty Python, Esk sorcerer or something, you know, like, I mean, yeah. Yeah, that's what this is. But if that's not enough for you, boys, I bring to you, I think the third this year alone, a Nessie sighting caught on camera.

A real one. A real Nessie sighting. Before we watch this, what do you think of this? I don't want to. Here's your Nessie sighting. Just go ahead and check it out first. Did you bring this because it's funny or did you bring this because it's exciting? What if I said it's kind of neither?

All right, all right. I'll read this. A diligent Loch Ness webcam viewer with a history of spotting anomalies that just might be the site's resident monster has once again recorded such an oddity. Ireland's Oyan. Oh, man, I'm going to fuck this up. His first name is Oyan, I think. E O I N.

His last name is Oh, found again. Oh, found again. Oh, no way. That's right. H A G A I N. Whatever you just said. It's probably pronounced like it's probably pronounced like Jacob Smith or so. It's like it's in the Zoom chat.

Tell me I didn't pronounce that correctly. I see it. I'm not even going to try like how to gain Wayne Wayne. Oh, fading. Yeah, it's probably like Wayne Oh, fading. I am doing my best, dude. I don't know. I that is that is a line I do not cross.

I cannot. That's fine. I tried. I'm Irish. I'm Irish. I can try. Are we saying that thing out there on the water is the guy? Yes.

What you're seeing slowly moving across the water is supposedly Nessie. He says he established himself as something of a Nessie whisper by way of the livestream which watches over the iconic Scottish site. Nessie whisper. We know what is he doing? He's looking on the webcam. He's like a guy who comes to the zoo and he always sees a fucking Nessie. That's what it is.

Well, you asked the answer over the last two years. The committed monster hunter has amassed a staggering 13 reports of curious incidents occurring on this very webcam with his latest potential sighting being a case this from mid-October. So the footage you're seeing is from mid-October. Are there not boats allowed on this lock? It doesn't look. Come on. That's a boat to you.

Look how slow it's moving. I mean, like, there's no way that's a boat. All I'm saying is like, is there like something at least where he's like, there are no record of any water craft in the area at this time? Like, is there anything that like, I mean, okay, literally I'm looking at this and it looks like a boat. Like, you know, like it doesn't have the three little, you know, humps that Nessie has or whatever in the famous pick or whatever it does.

Well, here's what he says about it. It's a black object high out of the water moving down the lock on the northern side. High out of water is a relative term. He says it's about two feet above the water. If you told me that that was footage of a speedboat, I would be like, yes, it is. I believe it. Yes, I accept that. You know what I mean?

Like, it's not a stretch. It doesn't look unnatural in any way. So here's the thing, right? Let me read this because we might be looking at the wrong thing here. In a captured video of the incident above, a dark anomaly can be seen traveling down the water until it appears to realize that there is a boat heading towards it. So we're looking at the boat now. It's on the other side of the boat.

What heading towards it? It says the oddity then submerges as the vessel passes across the area where the possible monster was last seen. Okay. So that's that you're right. That is a boat. There's something it's heading toward. I don't see.

Is there I'm looking time code on this? What? Did I just see it? No, I did not. He doesn't give a time code. It's only a minute and a half of long video, but. The head popping. I think I think based on what the comments are saying.

Sure. In the inside wake near the northern shore. So there is a like bird or something that flies by and for a moment there's an artifact that looks like it's going under the water, but it's just the bird that flew by. It's like the very beginning of the first eight seconds. Okay. I'm going to roll on back here. There was like an artifact right in dead center as a bird flies away.

And then there's a thing that shows up and then it disappears again. Yeah, it disappears. And then it disappears again. Yeah, it disappears. The only thing I see that isn't the boat. Is that what he's talking about? Dude, I have no clue. No, no, no.

Wait, wait, wait. Okay. Hold on. I think I also think I see something at around eight seconds. Way in the top left in the water. This is little indentation. It looks like seconds. And then it slowly disappears by.

It's gone by from the second 14. It's like from eight seconds to 14 seconds in the top left of the water. Artifacting as hell. Do you see what I'm talking about though? That little line that's slowly kind of like it goes away. That's poo poo. I don't know. This is a rough one.

I'm trying to help out as best I can. It is a rough one. I think Jesse's right. It's probably an artifact or something. I don't know what he's seeing here. It's a terrible camera. I can't comment. But the flying humanoid, come on.

One out of two ain't too bad. The flying humanoid is pretty good footage. Look, that's good footage. It creeps me out. I put that up on the subreddit. I'll make sure people see it. I'm going to put up there right now. What are they called?

Zergons? Come on. Somebody's going to tell me. Let somebody let it. The Dr. Hussing. Yes. The Dr. Hussing. Dr. Hussing.

Zugots. The ones that you don't know which one's human and which one's that and they forget. What a cool episode. Anyway. The Zugots. This is going to be titled a little early for the mini soders. Love that.

Okay. There you go. All right. Take it away. Okay. So you guys want stories or what do you got, Jesse? Well, I have a mysterious alien beacon. Oh.

Do tell. Well, okay. I got you. So a radio signal seeming to originate from the star Proxima Centuri is the topic of this one. So since 2016 Breakthrough Listen, which is a scientific organization that's trying to like, you know, figure out what's out there using

SETI stuff and all that. They've been getting weird blips and bloops from, you know, what they consider to be possible alien civilizations. They've been checking them out for a while now and it's something that's just on their radar. They get millions of them from unknown origins and it could just be space, you know? Who knows.

In 2019, they received a different signal. It was detected by the 64 meter Parks, Muriang radio telescope in southeastern Australia and came from the direction of the Proxima Centuri, the nearest star to the sun, just 1.3 parsecs, 4.2 light years away. Proxima Centuri is of interest to SETI because, you know, it's not just nearby, but it has at least two planets

that they believe to be the right distance for there to be liquid water present on the surface, which as we all know is like one of the building blocks of life. Do we have the power to create this type of signal here? Well, let's continue on. The mysterious signal was first spotted last year, I guess this is from 2020, first was spotted in 2019 by Shane Smith, an undergraduate student

at Hillsdale College in Michigan. Yeah. Who was working as researcher intern for Breakthrough Listen. Smith was coming through data and he came across this stuff and it appears, I guess, during a time where they had the telescope pointed at Proxima Centuri for 26 hours just to see what they picked up. They got a signal and it was crazy.

Never received a signal like this before in their life. Just like a wild breakthrough signal and they were freaking out trying to figure out what the hell this thing was. Just picturing the beginning of Independence Day like to a T. Yeah. So this is from this year, but because now they're like in November 2020 and in January, April of this year.

All right. The researchers pointed the telescope back at Proxima Centuri to see if they could like pick it up again. Interesting. And what happened is they could not. Oh, well, that's not as good as I'd hoped. They could not find it again. Eventually team spotted other signals

in the original data that looked a lot like it. But what they realized these signals were 982 megahertz signals and they tossed it about. They couldn't figure out like what was going on. But what they did figure out is the signals, you know, were modulated and muddied kind of like you would do with a guitar amplifier and like in order to distort noise from the guitar and they couldn't figure out what the hell this was.

And they had all these observations and all these different things. And they could not detect what was going on. Well, turns out that what they thought was just weird radio waves, maybe or something from a different. They have concluded that it is human made. Wow, but here's the thing. They don't know. How they have no idea how they're getting the signal

or how the humans could make that signal. So in nature astronomy, they wrote their two papers, two research papers. And this is as of October 26, 2021. There are two research papers about this sound or whatever the signal they got. And they're like, hey, yeah, no, it's human made radio interference from some technology probably on the surface of the earth. That's the conclusion. But that, again, is a huge problem for me because they never definitively give you an answer,

which is why it allows people to be like, this is a cover up. Because the way they just said that is insane. Like, yeah, it's human made radio interference, probably from earth. Probably from earth. Where else are humans? Right. That's the thing. Like, where, where, why probably from earth?

Maybe they use the AllSpark to create a portal to Cybertron and it's humans reporting from Cybertron. Jesse, that's the issue, man. They just so willing to drop it at that too. They're like, probably from earth and we're done. No more explanation. That's it. That's all you're getting.

Goodbye. Believe us. Trust us, please. Yeah. What's wild about this article is most of the article is about the search for extraterrestrials. Just the idea of like, hey, we are detecting things. They talk about other signals in the past that we've received. And they talk about SETI and all the different things that people are doing.

They even have a quote about like the universe being a haystack and we're trying to find the needle, that kind of thing. But the more soft disclosure, baby. Yeah. But the bit about it being from earth is one paragraph long. And it's probably not even a definitive. It's probably like something they don't have a lot to say about, but they probably like figured out some small mistake they made and they don't want to.

I wonder if they just can't figure it out. So they're just like, it's probably us. Since we don't know what else it could be, then it must probably be us. I would love to just get them on a web call and ask them like real quick. Yeah, right. Wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't that be nice? But it also goes along with the thing I was talking about before in between episodes where

NASA is building this new huge telescope specifically for the purposes of catching not necessarily UFOs. I mean, that's a bit jumpy, but catching like anomalies in our sky and our stars and seeing what they maybe could be to give us some answers, which is awesome. Because the head of NASA in that interview was like, if they are from other civilizations, hopefully this telescope will at least give us that answer and be sick. Who knows? Who knows?

But according to them, it's humans on earth. There you go. That is a frustrating answer. Yeah. Sounds doesn't it where they're like, it does suck. We did our research and we found out it's humans on earth. We can't tell you why or how. Like what incredible.

Yeah, it's that's that's the most frustrating shit in the world. Thanks for the evidence, folks. Right. It's just like you can't even God. All right. Anyway, Alex, wrap this mini soda up for us with the story. Okay. Yeah.

So I have two stories. We're going to pick one. Do you guys want the like scene from a horror movie or like the one that's like a scene from like touch by an angel? Horror movie, please. Yeah, I'll go with the horror movie one. This one's called it came for us in the graveyard. We were driving my friend's really old beat up Subaru through a massive graveyard.

We stopped and walked down a hill and came across a little pond. There was someone sitting on a rock on the other side of the pond. The figure was all black and we couldn't make out any features other than the fact that it looked like a man who was wearing some old style top hat. We stupidly waved and shouted hi. He didn't show any acknowledgement and continued sitting still on the rock. All of a sudden he jumped to his feet started running to us on the water and then vanished in thin water about halfway on the pond.

My friends and I screamed and ran back to the car. Christ. The car wouldn't start and we heard something banging on the back of the car. It wasn't a constant bang but every few seconds or so we'd hear it. Nobody was outside from what we could see in the dark but something was making noise on the car. I opened my phone and started dialing my mom to come give us a boost but I had no service. None of us had any cell service. The next 30 minutes were respect trying to get her car started.

No banging was heard afterwards but we felt this heavy pressure around us. Finally the car started and she hit the pedal to the metal. We sped out of the graveyard so fast. Immediately crossing the gates all of our phones regained cell service. One thing I know for certain is that someone or something was out there and it was not an animal or a human. Yeah no that's what do we think. Here's the thing right like here's the thing.

If it's ghosts demon skin walk or whatever creepy as hell. If it's a fucking person scarier. If it's a stranger fucking with you in the middle of the night and they know that you're scared they're staying in the dark they're like let's just fuck with these kids. One of those guys where the hook hand is like still on the car or some some type of thing. That's probably what it is and that's worse because there's a human fucking with you and you don't know where they are what they want and all that other stuff. Not a bad little spookum for our honorary belated Halloween episode.

I guess this was our Halloween mini so following our Halloween episode. If it's gonna happen you might as well throw a scare in there you know what I'm saying. Right yeah exactly. Thank you guys so much for listening and thank you all on Patreon for the support. We appreciate you a great deal. We will be back next week with another mini so for all you guys with our new crazy headlines that'll end up hitting the the world in a week or so until then we'll see you then. Bye bye bye.

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Hullert. Hullert. Hullert boys. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. I don't listen to this awful podcast. When you... It's almost like we do it.

When you put these together, do you include the intros every... So if you combine three they get three intros? Yes they get everything. Oof that sucks. I'm so sorry. Yeah no I leave that in for the new year. You got to hear us do this three times in one... Yeah in a youth garbage.

If you have E-box at your house, that shit rocks your butt and balls. Turns them into a custard. Yeah. I goose the bass. I goose the bass as high as it'll go. Dogs just heal over and die when he says that. Hello. Yeah.

I'm excited for what you boys brought but mine's quick because it's another UFO sighting this time in France. Seen by multiple people and filmed. Oh yes. I'm going to send you the video. We have footy. We have footy baby. We've got footy.

We've got footy from the floor. We've got footy. The ground floor. Here you go. Am I going to read the article? A glowing cigar shaped UFO was caught on film by multiple mystified witnesses in southern France earlier this week. According to a local media report, the intriguing incident occurred this past Tuesday evening

and was seen by several people living in various communities around the city of Montpellier. Shortly after the mass sighting took place, social media in France was flooded with videos of the peculiar UFO which seemed to be rectangular in shape emitting a powerful glow and traveling at a rather high rate of speed while occasionally rotating. The odd object drew gasps from those who saw it and in one instance seen above even prompted a motorist to stop his vehicle to get out and film the site. The case has drawn a fair amount of media attention in France and as of now, experts in the country have been left scratching their heads as to what the anomaly could have

been although some skeptical observers have suggested that it was either a drone or possibly some kind of secret test craft indicating that when it comes to a UFOs, the media in France apparently sees the subject in a manner similar to their counterparts in America. A compilation of videos captured by witnesses can be seen below which I'd given a few things of complete with X file themes and everything. But there you go, a weird cigar shaped UFO. So looking at it, I will post this on the reddit. I'm going to do it right now. Looking at it, my eyes, I'm not an expert at analyzing footage by any means. Sure. My eyes, it looks like something small that's a little closer, like definitely like

I would say looks to be to me and you can tell me what you think it looks to be less than 100 feet in the air. Like if you look around 1617 seconds in this file, it looks like this to me looks like it's pretty close to them and kind of low to the ground. But as the first comment on the video says from a person called coin one, he says drones aren't silent. A drone that size would be loud as fuck. And he's right. I think that it's big enough that if it were silent, yeah, like I'm saying like it like this video has audio, you know what I mean? Like if there was if it was making sound, I would be hearing the sound, but I don't know. Gentlemen. Yes. Listeners. This is why you got a deep dive. This is why I'm here. This is why I'm here. So this article's

from three days ago. Yes, from one day ago. Ooh, baby. YouTube. I'm going to say influencer. French prankster. The seven point two seven million subscribers on YouTube. He has a, this guy, Remy Gerard has a video entitled UFO spotted in France question mark and in it he introduces himself and like a meteorologist and like another person and is like, oh, hey, this is all over the news. This big UFO. That was us. We did that. That's how we fooled you all. I use these two people to fool you all. So what did he do? He was at a drone. I can just send it to you now. I haven't watched the full video, but there's the video. It is like, you know, I'm come on a podcast. I can't watch the full video. Yeah, yeah, obviously. It has English

subtitles for those of you who want to look into it and it's literally just him trolling everyone. He's a French prankster and I guess this is what he does. I want to see the thing. I'm looking like I'm scrubbing the footage that he shows footage of it at 56 seconds. There's a clip of it. And it's just him saying like, you know, he doesn't show it. He doesn't show it like, here's what it was in his hands. At the end, I'm looking at all the different things that they're doing. A comment says they can't wait for the next part of this. So it seems like he's trickling it out piece by piece on how he did this. Okay. I'm interested, but wow, that's I mean, coming soon. It ends in coming soon with like, like I say, to me, it looked like it was something

that was kind of small and in the atmosphere, but I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, we'll see. That's I mean, it could be. I'm trying to think like I have to look at the video again, but I can't wait for someone to be like, well, of course, that's how the government would cover it up by hiring a prankster. I can't be on that team. I can't. I just can't be on that team. That's the that's the one. That's the one road I cannot follow. Yeah, I can't do it. All right, boys, take it away. But Alex, what you got? I have an article called possible reptilian entity encounter in Venezuela. They say that there is footprints that were found in Venezuela and Caracas, 10 inches long, odd toes. I have a link

to the Instagram post that has the toes. If you guys want to see it, the the the subtitle or whatever you want to say, it's in Spanish, but I'll just read it to you. I translated it in Google reptilians among us. A strange footprint appears in a house in Caracas. On November 6th, Adrián Escalante was able to discover on the second floor of a residence located in the center of Caracas, the capital of Venezuela, some strange dark colored prints on the floor whose appearance does not justify. I'm sure that's not right. In the graph made by witnesses, two footprints of 25 centimeters long can be seen equivalent to a size 40 in footwear. However, the width of one of them does not coincide with the proportional morphology

associated with that measurement, but that's not the only outlier. So Google translate is extremely verbose there for some reason. But I mean, I don't know how I feel about these footprints. They're kind of in a weird zone. They look like they're like dust on glass or something. Yeah, it looks bizarre, but apparently it looks like apparently Hector Escalante is a South American UFO researcher guy. And he was the one who sort of like made like kind of put this thing from being like an organic viral thing to like UFO people care about it now or you know, like paranormal people care about it now. They were found on the second floor of a house. And none of the none of like there was no other prints on the stairs or at the door or at the windows. So nobody knows how the

prints got there. The only two prints in the house were those ones. And they're made of what that is is dark mud that's dried, apparently. So that's weird. It's definitely weird. Yeah, it just sucks. That's all the all we've got are these two weird pictures. Well, but here's the other thing. So I wish you so they another another thing that people think it might be is the Chupacabra, because apparently Venezuela is Chupacabra territory. And you know, it's that type of the track. I mean, you can see the tracks there. They look they look kind of hand drawn if you ask me, but but like, I don't know, they look just real enough to be convincing in a little bit. But they're not sure. There's also another like Bigfoot type ape creature called the Mono Grande

that maybe it could be. But then there's also just another cryptid that's like, you know what a Cayman is? Yes. No, it's like a it's like a big like gator looking thing. How do you spell like C-A-M-O-N? C-A-I-M-A-N? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the baby alligator thing. It's not even baby. It's like, you know, I mean, I guess these are a little small, but like, the cryptid is just a big one. This is what the is what the cryptid is. So they don't know those are the things that they're saying that it could be. But also, if it was one of those, it's very likely that it would fuck up the whole house and not just leave two prints on the second floor.

But at the end of the interview, he also throws in that it could be interdimensional entities of a reptilian nature, which to me is him like dog whistling to a community online. Yeah, very much so. Absolutely. Yeah, that yeah, that fits a very particular group of people. So yeah, who knows? I don't know if it's a hoax or what. I'm with you on that. I think they're like just believable enough if you really like want to. Yeah. And if and if that wasn't along enough, I got a couple of the cryptid sightings just because we've talked about this guy before the dogman. He's a Michigan guy. There's been some sightings of the dogman in the last month, two separate sightings, one in Michigan,

one in East Texas. So get ready. Oh, shit. I got to keep my eye out for the dogman out here. Yeah. Apparently the dogman little quote about the dogman is encrypted from Michigan from the 1700s. It's fully canine walks on its hind legs uses its forelimbs to carry chunks of roadkill or deer carcasses pointed ears on top of their heads, big fangs, bushy tails. They walk like on their toe pads like dogs, which is like the the the like signature sign of this one versus like a big foot or something like that. But yeah, the recent sightings one is a video that might be they they say it's not they say it's not big foot. It's dogman. I'm trying to get the link for you. Very distinct difference. Yeah, we can drop that in. I'll put this in the

subreddit if you guys remind me. This is this is the the dogman. This video is from 2014, but this is the same creature. You can like barely see it in there. It's like pretty awful footage Yeah, I'm looking that shaking is making it difficult. Yeah, that is shaky. Yeah, that's a it's a rough one. They always be shaky. Yeah. But this video came out last month, but or it was like posted last month, but it's from like 2014. And then another guy. There is a guy, a musician in Texas, who got a text from a friend of his in East Texas, saying, Hey, I saw this. I saw this like creature and they have a zoom of it. I'm going to send you the the link to the just to the image. It's pretty low res. Oh my God,

what am I looking at? But they're saying I don't know if it's big foot or dogman, but they say that's that those are the two sides. Hell, those are the two sides. Yeah, these are rough sightings. Yeah, it sounds like somebody saw an animal and got real fucking scared. Yeah, I don't know. But between those, you know, three cryptid sightings all with some sort of evidence, something worth checking out if you got a few minutes to pour over and go down a little rabbit hole, especially if you never heard of the dogman before. Agreed. Go check it out. Well, speaking of animals, I've one really quick thing I just discovered and then the actual story. So this popped up on my news article, which I think is very funny. Another interesting thing. This happened today,

I guess, but apparently heavy rainstorms in the Egyptian city of Aswan. I assume that's how it's pronounced have caused all the scorpions that live underground because everything's flooding. The scorpions have now left their homes and in the process attacked and injured at least 500 people sending them to the hospital. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. I was like a nightmare, a nightmare. And it's like first there's like, you're like, wow, there's like four people who got scorpion bites. And then all of a sudden you're like, no, no. That's like a horror movie. Yeah, that's really is luck. Apparently three or at least three are confirmed dead, but 500 in the hospital. I guess the big tailed scorpions in Egypt are considered the most deadly. So hey, be safe.

Holy crap. What the fuck do they do? Oh my God. Speaking of being safe. I'm transitioning like a pro here. All right. Um, Patreon.com slash. Oh, no, never mind. Different transition actually. Gentlemen, this story is incredible. If you survive one plane crashing your lifetime, you are considered to be very lucky today. We're doing the story of Dennis Collier. This is just hot off the presses. A licensed Traverse City pilot who paid $110,000 for a 2010 sea wind, uh, like water plane, a plane that can land on water and on a runway. The plane itself only had about 20 hours of flight time on it. So it is considered like brand new almost. And on Saturday, he bought the plane. A week later, he had crashed it seven times

in four states. Oh my God. He bought from you. It went from zero to Harrison Ford in like Oh yeah. It's a hell of a story. Collier said of his plan to fly solo from the west coast to Boine city from California to the UP, I guess upper peninsula of Michigan is what that is. Everyone kept telling me I was lucky to be alive. Collier wanted to capture the experience. Wow, it was fresh in his mind. So he wrote out a first person account in case it had, you know, any motion picture potential. The FAA, the US Coast Guard and Michigan State Police all performed various response to this thing and investigated it as well and added information to the narrative. So these are the crashes. It's crazy to me. This happened. Crash number one,

the first seven crashes happened while it was attempting to land after tests flying it in California. The landing gear was still up. That banged up the plane pretty good, but no one was hurt. That banged up the plane pretty good. Is this a news article? A little dense in there. No problem. Is this a news article or like the mechanic? This is like him explaining what happened. Crash number two, the engine stalled, causing the plane to come down hard in a runway in New Mexico, taking out a sign and runway lights. Again, no injury. So this guy destroyed an airport in New Mexico. Crash number three, and this is him making his way to Michigan. Crash number three, this crash took place at the same airport as crash number two, but no one's really sure what

happened. He took it up and it instantly came back down. Crash number four, at this point, I would be like, nah, this plane, that's a waste of 110,000. At this point, crash number four, after leaving New Mexico and being in the air for a couple hours, more problems arose. The left wing hinge tab was stuck and the plane was pitching up. It took all the pilot strength to control the craft. Who let it back in the air? What the fuck? And he tried to land four times before he finally crash landed in Nebraska. Dude, this man is, this man is a fool. This man is not cut out for flying planes. After repairing the plane, he performed a test flight and crashed in Nebraska again. Amazing. I love this guy. Crash number six, according to crash number six, the hydraulic

pressure gauge was registering at zero and the fuel gauge showed an uneven supply. He radioed the airport to ask if there was a spotter on the ground to look and tell him if like what was going on was the landing gear down. What was happening? He got no response. So when he finally got to Michigan, he did a skid landing into the runway and that was crash number six. And then crash number seven, attempting to make his way to Lake Michigan. Since the, this is amazing, since the sea wind had so many recent issues with the landing gear and all those different things, he had to promise the FAA that he would keep his landing gear down for his 25 minute flight. I would have been like, get in the fucking car, you dude.

We can't trust this plane. So make sure you're ready to land at any time. So he kept it down. However, he did not know that the plane would be unresponsive force to give him to make a emergency water landing because his flaps weren't doing what he wanted it to do. That is fucking insane because he had his landing gear down when he hit the water, his plane went in the water first. Oh my God. And then I imagine flipped or whatever happened, but now he is uninjured and the plane is at the bottom of Lake Michigan. Wow. Good riddance, dude. This guy, this guy does not deserve to be alive. That is fucking insane. Yeah. That's nuts. Most of the comments are like, screw this guy. This guy's a dangerous society.

Yeah, I can see why they might feel that way. Everybody's got that one friend who you just like, you don't want to get in their car. You know that friend? You're like, he's done. Well, I love him, but he drives weird. Like that's this guy. I can't believe seven times in a week in the span of seven days he crashed seven times. That's fucking insane. I cannot. That's paranormal. He's like, I don't even know what to tell you. That's just outrageous. Maybe that's that maybe he was the jetpack guy too. He's a jetpack man. I just like that fate was like, it's at the bottom of the lake now. God, he was like, well, he's immortal. Well, let's take away his toy. Yeah. It's insane. Unreal. Yeah. So that's, yeah, that's a thing that happened. Amazing.

That's, yeah. Thank you for that story. That is, I can't imagine being that man. All right. Well, poor guy. If he died, different story. I'm glad he's alive. What a dumbass. Me too. Yeah, exactly. That's how I feel. Yeah. Thank you guys so much for listening and thank you for supporting us over at Patreon. We'll be back next week with a brand new mini-soad for your all. So thank you guys and we'll see you then. Okay. Goodbye. Well, bye. We did it. I still can't believe we got this project done so fast and so well. When I'm in New York, I'm in Chicago and I'm in LA, but we're making it happen in Miro. Together, our best work just happens faster on Miro's collaborative online whiteboard.

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that I saw just on Twitter. This isn't the article. Have you seen the leech toy art of Slimer getting his ass eaten? The old Slimer getting eaten by new Slimer? It's weird, yeah. Yeah, I guess Muncher eating Slimer. And it looks like Slimer's ass is just being eaten, and he's enjoying the ever-living hell out of it. Yeah, Slimer's like, hell. Can I get up a minute and say this, please? I just sent it on Twitter. It should be on Twitter. Oh, my God, what? I guess it's for one of the toys, maybe? Yeah, it's like a toy. It's a toy art. So funny-looking toy art. Oh, my God.

Look at it. He's loving it. Don't look even the way his arms are positioned. The body language is so weird. He's like an upward dog. Muncher and Slimer. I don't even know what to think about that. What accident happened here that caused this to occur? Capitalism. Why does he have little human hands? I don't know. And he's like, his right, the one on our left, is so weirdly elegant. Like it's long and kind of dandy. Yeah, it looks like an old woman's, like, drawing room pose. I don't have one for a more elegant age.

Well, it's clumsy or random as a dildo. Good Lord. Good night, everybody. We did it. Yeah, that's it. That's Minnesota of 73. A minute and 49 seconds. A minute and 51 seconds. How it blasts off and flies away. And like a little PNG of me rotating through space. Just fire coming out of your lower half. I don't know what you guys got for today, but I know we just did a giant thing of things that

definitely didn't happen, so I'm going to bring it back to reality. A woman got abducted by a UFO last week, everybody. Wow, right, right. Definitively. Definitively happens. UFO abducts woman in Argentina and returns her 40 miles from where she was taken. This is incredible. The story is coming from LA. This is translated. Los Angeles? No, it's it's Google translate La Pampa El Mysterio del Muejo. It's a very complicated website. La Pampa del Mysterio. The article reads, the woman who disappeared for several hours from a field south of Washington, called El Estribo, and was found near Guatrache Caminero Post, is already in the town resting.

The renowned Pompeian ufologist Oscar Mario confirmed that he will carry out the investigation of the case on which he interviewed relatives and friends. So basically what went down is after a series of routine studies carried out by General Acha, the woman was transferred after the event to to the local hospital and then to Washington Arroz Aruez Hospital, where after regaining her speech, she recounted what had happened. She entered the health care facility in a state of shock and was only able to communicate by writing. She said she had heard a noise, then went outside to the patio, saw a white light and then appeared where she was found about 65 kilometers or 40 miles away from her current her country house. This same version he the same version he gave

to local professionals and family members who affirmed that he was fine. So same story across the board. A carrier from basically she basically yeah that's the story she saw a light. There were other people on the highway that said they also claimed to have seen a light in the area around that time at 11 p.m. on Monday night at that particular point. But she went through a whole hospital check-in everything seemed fine and beyond the fact that she just appeared really far away from where she was there's not really any other evidence than that just something that kind of happened. I'm gonna be honest I can't stop thinking about Oscar Mario man. I was literally about to make that joke about Oscar Mario. I had a whole build up. Oscar Mario is the best part of that story.

I can't stop thinking about him. Oscar Mario. I love Oscar Mario for NES. The funny thing I guess in with this particular story is that in August of 2002 something similar happened with the neighbor Raul Dorado who found an unidentified object in a field near the town. The man arrived home shocked where he could only communicate with his wife by signs or by writing a few words very similar to the previous person from where they took from where they took him to the hospital and it was found that he had a puncture on the ring finger on his left hand. So another weird thing almost 20 years ago happened and now this woman disappears and is found a little bit later no big that's pretty much it that's kind of the story that's all I

got unfortunately there's not much more than that. The thing I want from these UFO stories is I get the the tropes like the tropes I'm like we at this point we believe what we're going to believe about the tropes like a million articles about stories where these like the light comes down they go up over here they come down over here they have like a wound like they got cut or something and they have like they're like traumatized that stuff I'm like you I I'm not going to say that that's all bullshit that's not what I'm saying I'm just saying like those details if you believe them you're going to believe that they happen sometimes and if not you don't I'm waiting for the one where it's like that should happen but then also like a tree with human skin

was left gnarled and spouting blue ooze at the site like I want like some insane alien texture you know what I mean if there if we can have you know I'm with you I mean the only thing we have on this uh just to kind of wrap up the story here is that there is there we're still waiting on the analysis of the justice and the police so we're still waiting for an official government kind of like what happened etc etc important things to note her clothes including her shoes do not uh did not appear as a way they were well worn or even traveled that mile on foot so if she did get there uber taxis a possibility if she wasn't like lifted via UFO and dropped off how was she was she found in a like how was she found uh so she said what basically happened is she uh kind of woke up in

an area like she came aware in an area didn't know where she was she had her cell phone in her clothes and that's it and she was wandering around looking for a signal before she was no money no nothing no money no wallet no nothing beyond the basics it seems at least by this article which again is being translated from Spanish to English and it's not super detailed sure it's interesting enough that it feels like if it is a hoax it's like a planned hoax you know rather than that that's it I was curious maybe it's like one of those she met her lover in the town next town over and her excuse for getting with him was that was an abduction because she got caught but what you're telling me is that like no she called it in and she didn't have her information on her which you know seems weird yeah

there's a lot of interesting little tidbits that story I don't know what it all means but it's interesting yeah it's just strange a strange little occurrence out there and apparently this place this area has kind of been a hot zone for unidentified flying objects since like 1980 they're saying so I don't we'll see I mean I don't know if anything else is going to come out of this if the government will just ignore it or not but an interesting little an interesting little alien potential out there they will they will ignore it yeah of course of course they will I love that that's me though that's my my exciting alien topic of the day well I have a little tight tidbit or do you want to go first Alex what are you all right mine is a short sweet story from one of the

Hawaiian islands Oahu where why dream dude Hawaii's beautiful I've heard god I can't even like stress how it feels like literally magical to be there weirdly I haven't been there in a long time but it feels really good to be there yes it's beautiful um a stream suddenly started smelling like alcohol oh hell of course got really worried they feared there was some crazy contamination they had no idea what what it was and so the Hawaiian news now went to Waipio which I think is what the place is called and tested the water because there was a lot of people just saying like this area this stream smells like like like booze and so they went they tested the water and when they got the results back the the alcohol volume of the water was 1.2 percent oh my god what is

happening drink not gonna it's not gonna get you drunk but like you'll be buzzed it may guess if you drink enough of it you get drunk like water yeah for sure yeah and so according to those who went to test it they said the stream smelled enough like alcohol to make you think that like the whole area had this beer stench to it that's like 1910 news that sounds like something that like you don't see happening anymore that's crazy this is a quote the other day we came here and you would think there was a beer pub that had an open his doors for three or four days environmental activist Carol Cox said uh she's with the Department of Health a beer but she a fucking narc what is that she said it's disturbing the spill was found to be coming

from so there was a spill that detected it was found to be coming from a drain pipe and they tracked this drain pipe all the way back to a thing called Paradise beverages an alcohol distributor but as of right now today there are no detected spills at that plant Anthony row Paradise beverages director of operations told Hawaii news now it may be coming from us that's why we're working with the proper authorities they have found nothing it's just like they tracked it back there but it may not be them but they're like we'll help out but there is no evidence of where this come is coming from they just know they found a drain pipe and they're like oh that drain pipe smells like booze and they just like tracked it back to the obvious

it back to the obvious sorts which would be a place that has alcohol but that place has no evidence of any spills huh weird yeah so uh it is pretty wild they say as of now the smell has disappeared but they have no idea where it came from to begin with maybe the bible got wrong and god didn't turn water to wine but water the moon shine yeah just fermented some shit inside the water yeah as ben franklin so aptly put it you know the booze is in fact beer is is evidence of god's existence so true true yeah i mean i mean if you think about it where the fuck do we invent that shit think about it in abby's in monasteries yeah just it's it's wild to me uh anyway i have something from mysterious universe again just the wackiest website of

all time i love it uh today's article asked a very important question that i know you guys have probably stayed up thinking about knights and knights on knights sure what happens to big foots once they die they get it called back to their home planet yeah i so you okay so here's the here's the various answers that people have given in the past they decompose deep in the forest before they can be found like bears do sometimes they're eaten by scavengers uh they die in another dimension or are taken to another planet they're cannibals or they bury their dead like humans and the most important one of those today is that they bury their dead like humans uh because they think they may have found some bigfoot graves so what i'm gonna do and here's the thing

there are links there are links to the bigfoot graves in this article and i have not looked at them yet i i i i have not i have not looked at the picture we have been supremely disappointed yeah proper minisode research basically yeah but before that well i just thought it would be fun to yeah of course the big reveal uh but i first have a quote for you to read mathis uh about this so go ahead and i'm excited i'm very ready to go ahead and resume yeah twitter yeah that's the one okay okay let's uh let me get the twitter refreshed all right there we go here we go as i said uh as i said there has been 10 times while hiking exploring or conducting bigfoot research that i found or came across what appears to be a grave of some sort many years ago we came across one while

logging way back in the head of a hollow we didn't take pictures and of course didn't disturb it this was many years ago but over the last 10 eight to 10 years i have found similar humps of dirt in places that are in the middle of nowhere and it's a quote from thomas marcom edison yeah thomas alva edison he is the founder of the crypto crew uh he you may have known him from the news earlier this year when he discovered a cave in kentucky with humanoid tracks near the entrance uh nearby he found broken branches while hunting for american ginseng that's what led him to the cave and this week he revealed pictures of the mounds that he's found on multiple expeditions i'm excited to see these he said the crypto crew sounds like our nemeses the crypto crew

like the tilluminati versus the crypto crew it sounds like the jax who studied crypto cryptozoology across the lake here's one for you jesse another quote this photograph shows a large amount of dirt and rocks it is also the one used the top of the post there are actually two of these that are probably 30 to 40 feet apart this hump of dirt resembles a grave more than many of the other ones i have found yeah and according to him this is like a lot of the he finds these all the time uh he's not saying these are bigfoot graves uh and he doesn't want to desecrate them just in case there's somebody else's graves he just thinks they might be grave what this man doesn't know is he's been discovering the graves of a serial killer for years and because he hasn't

turned them in well well he has some stuff to say about that too mathis so this is this one's this one's for you okay i am excited all right the reason many of us do not share these types of things or give exact details is that we know old joe blow would want to go dig it up if and i say if a possible unknown grave was to be dug into and the remains exhumed it would need to be done by experts with the proper authority you would want to preserve all that you could of the remains right so you should sir go to the authorities and say you may have found some human sized graves yeah right so you can so you can imagine why he's not touching them because out of respect out of respect for the bigfoot dead uh so yeah i'm going to give you guys the link and then we can

all visit this website together all right let me know you send it so here it is on the count of three one i gotta wait for it to pop hang on one there we go okay three are we looking these pictures are the pictures this is his mounds that he's convinced oh you know if you click on them they get a little bigger yeah no that's but what they do look like i gotta be honest is the root structure of a tree that's literally what i was gonna say especially the second picture but one both of these mounds are next to trees multiple trees like against the trunk of the tree and it just looks like moss grown over the exposed roots if you squint showed me these photos with zero context i'd ask what are you taking a photo of and if you said

the mounds of bigfoot that are dead i would i would look at you like you had lost your mind because these are just like i don't need the second picture is that a mount it the second one just looks like a triangle of plants together yes it does i uh dude this article ends so good let me hear it if any other bigfoot researchers have encountered or found these types of grave looking mounds in the forest let me know have a good day have a good day thanks thanks thank you over 20 years experience with research and investigation if 20 years of research gives you a photo of the ground like i okay i don't know if this is what you guys see also but if you scroll a little bit past that description of thomas markham does it say this pot this post sponsored

in part by bigfoot steals dog witness interview yes it does yes i'm clicking i'm clicking it's a youtube video it could bring you to the crypto watch youtube channel and it's called bigfoot steals dog witness interview it's got some metal music do not download or reupload our videos bra it starts with hot dogs the best part is it starts with the hot dogs that's pretty cool the opinion about how dogs and bigfoot interact varies to some degree this report has never been told until now dude the audio is terrible oh yo this is rough here's the thing not everyone is like rolling in that like sweet audio money but with that said i i don't have no problem with them the videos they're making but let me tell you you can't make a whole article and then post two photos and

the photos straight up are just the ground it's a photo of of leaves on the ground and it's just the ground there's nothing there and whatever you see i think it's just the roots you just gotta like fresh graves everyone who has like first grade if this man tried to take a shovel to this he would immediately just hit roots because you can literally see them you can see the roots 20 years of research bigfoot turned to trees oh that's why we never see their dead bodies because they become trees the bodies become trees and it makes so much more sense now incredible amazing so that's what happens when bigfoot die big feet that's what happens when big feet die this is it this is what happens when the big feet die pass away and come die

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past week a very very famous case turned 50 are you talking about steven king's 11-22-63 i am not i am not i am talking about the db cooper skyjacking oh shit okay is officially 50 years old now everybody uh we've talked about it we haven't done an episode on her have we that's you know what fuck it i'm gonna announce i'm gonna do a db cooper episode eventually don't worry about it i got you eventually okay that's uh still i have a couple guest episodes that i'm working on right now slowly but surely when i have time to get these guests in that i want to have but yeah yeah db cooper's on the list yeah db cooper if you don't know it's a pretty i mean it's a pretty famous case at this point but

basically uh the hijacked the man hijacked a flight with 200 000 in cash in four parachutes once he basically once in the air he slipped a flight attendant a note stating that he had a bomb and after showing her what appeared to be explosives informed her that he wanted the 200k in four parachutes what followed next was a daring caper that has continued to baffle researchers for decades the hijacked flight subsequently landed at a nearby airport with the other passengers unaware of the drama unfolding around them were evacuated and the money was delivered to the airliner by authorities looking to resolve the matter as peacefully as possible the plane then took off once again and route to mexico city per the man's instructions with only him and the crew

remaining aboard shortly thereafter he walked to the back of the aircraft and opened a staircase that descended from from the rear of the plane he grabbed the 200k and strapping on a parachute that had been provided by the police he jumped from the plane and vanished into history the fbi immediately launched an exhaustive investigation into the case and set out searching for the skyjacker who had actually gone by the name dan cooper when he when he boarded the plane however the man who was soon dubbed db cooper due to an error in an initial report yeah there's a typo the wild nature of the crime specifically the skyjacker bailing from the plane in midair generated headlines around the world however the widespread attention the best efforts by

authorities proved fruitless when it came to determining the identity of the mysterious man the only physical evidence we have is a few dollar of the 20s that made it like some kid found like a bunch of the money in the water in the forest and they dug it out and they were like oh shit like yeah that's five years after the case the boy stumbled upon a bundle of cash from the skyjacking on a remote a remote beach near vancouver washington i heard they like let him keep the money but i don't remember i watched a couple things on db cooper recently because they came out with like a dock where somebody was like my dad was db cooper there was like there's a couple good cases for who db cooper is but i will talk about that on an episode that i do about it

later but i i i will say about db cooper that one of my favorite things that i have to do with him was that at one point in time i don't know if you know this about the sopranos but sopranos is famous for its like very abrupt ending where you know they're eating at at a place and then there's this guy who's maybe gonna kill tony and it just cuts the black it just cuts the black and it's very like artsy and you know you're supposed to be thinking like wow like maybe you know it doesn't matter whether he lives or dies because forever they're gonna be in this cycle of maybe dying from this violence right yeah and so the guy who who did sopranos uh matthew weiner went on to do madmen and there was like a lot of like buzz in in uh in that time

around the end of madmen that don draper was actually going to be db cooper uh by the end of the by the end of the show uh weird because he worked at sterling cooper his name is don but his name isn't really don uh there was like a promo image of him wearing glasses and there was like an alternate him that was like walking away and ended up not being the case and then of not being that like crazy ending but like he did like leave his work and like go on the road and like do all this crazy like midlife crisis type shit and so people were like is he gonna fucking jump out of a plane at the end of this uh i would have been i don't i think that would have been a cool way to go he's a folk hero db cooper he really is in a lot of ways he like

people think he's awesome like any interview you see from somebody who like has to do with db cooper or like people even people who are on the plane are like what a cool guy i can't believe he got away and he's got like a bunch of copycats who like also got away with jumping out of planes yeah it's weird man what did you ever hear that the guy who oh god he was on a plane i think he got caught the guy who was like running like making millions off the stock market and he told the when he finally caught that he was a time traveler and they fucking lost him like they they couldn't find him after that that's not real yeah that's uh i remember reading about that years ago uh time i'm gonna see if i can find it really quickly by doing way in a million there's no way

i refuse to believe this that a dude was like this is like some john teetor stuff this is not real yeah let's see i think this is no i can't find it right i'll look i'll have to look it up because i'm sure it is fake i'm sure it's fake but that's this reminded me of something similar to that uh the last article i'm bringing to the table though isn't paranormal boys this is just fun out in new zealand a woman was held hostage by an aggressive possum and i just want to tell the story because it's very cute all right let's hear it the very weird incident reportedly occurred on sunday night in the city of dunedin much of this to the surprise of the dunedin dunedin d-u-n-e-d-i-n from lord of the rings it's new zealand yes this is in new zealand

in caverns d new zealand much to the surprise of the cops oh my god all right yes the movie takes place in new zealand i haven't seen the hobbit trilogy though you're doing all right you're ahead of the game really here's what i feel like what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna buy those on 4k and we're gonna watch all three of them together the hobbits oh all right get ready we're all gonna wear barrels all right excellent uh much of the surprise of the cops on duty at the time a frightened resident phoned them and said that she was stuck inside her house due to a pugnacious possum recounting the call

an official with the department explained that when she when she would exit her house and attempt to reach her car the possum would charge at her and she would flee back inside cops were dispatched and to deal with it and with the report quickly realized that the call was not a joke as upon their arrival they were greeted by a possum that emerged from the shadows and brazenly began climbing up the leg of one of the officers oh my god fortunately the possum was more friendly than ferocious and the police captured the critter to prevent to prevent further citizen rags is what is what the alright well and they relocated it to a forested area nearby given the animal's fearless nature to suspect that the possum was either an escaped pet or perhaps a juvenile that

had not yet learned that it is best to avoid humans there you go a little grass of a cute possum just looking for some food and some hugs some woman is desperately afraid it's going to murder her i love that you could punt the possum if it attacked you possums are so harmless heart warming heartwarming yeah all right boys you may take it away well i have an article from the daily beast uh that is about a special that is airing uh this week on discovery plus maybe you saw it it's called shock docks demon in the white house oh and uh one of the one of the quotes from it is how do we draw the line of what's real and what's not which is great right here apparently in 1853 franklin pierce was the president that's not the part that's in contention he was the

president 1853 he was the 14th president apparently a few weeks after he was voted into the white house he lost a son benny pierce during a train derailment and uh franklin pierce's wife uh was like a calvinist and she was like totally devastated by it and she like started writing letters to her dead son and she hired these people called the fox sisters who maybe you've heard of if you are like into like spiritualism of the early 19th century and beyond uh they did seances they're one of those people that houdini was trying to smack in the booty um but uh pretty soon uh people were saying you know jane pierce was talking to her dead son in the white house via seance and uh apparently uh in the in the documentary they show like recreations of it and like you

know the thing like knocking yes and no like one knock for yes one knock for no whatever and then apparently the plot is that a tall red-eyed demon was actually masquerading as benny pierce and was like getting welcomed into the white house under the guise of jane pierce's son but that's not where it ends uh because uh they also hired a priest to exercise the white house allegedly that is not confirmed uh and a lot of it is like hearsay and like based on things that could conceivably have happened uh but they go as far as to say that the demon influenced uh uh franklin pierce to sign in the kansas nebraska act uh which i don't know if you remember this from history but it it was the source of bleeding kansas which was like a big like pre-civil war

sort of like slavery dispute um and uh then they go on to talk about abraham lincoln who also lost his 11 year old son while he was in the white house and mary todd lincoln who we all know from her fond name uh also hired a medium to talk to her son uh and that medium was a guy named charles colchester who is famous because he predicted that lincoln was going to get assassinated or killed before it happened but also it turned out that that guy was in cahoots or at least buddies with john wilkes booth the failed actor uh not failed just inferior to his much better brother um and uh so who knows this article in the daily beast to its credit is like super hating on this documentary and being like it's very stupid and that it's crazy uh but apparently everything from

civil war to the assassination of jfk to vietnam to literally 9 11 are mentioned in this as things that maybe were caused by this demon in this white house the demon was like now 9 11 yeah the demon is like working for russia or something uh i don't know but but but but basically uh yeah like that's the deal with the thing it's available it's called shock docs demon in the white house it's on uh paramount plus or whatever it's called uh so go ahead and check it out if you want to watch it but do so with the grain of salt because apparently it's pretty wacky due to crazy town though i love the idea of that being what's going on in the white house a demon in the white house whatever you mentioned a demon i just love the idea of the president's wife like having a seance

and for her dead son and inviting a demon into the white house that's like pretending to be your son dude i am so sure and i'd be loved to be a fly on the wall over the centuries that so many weird fucking rituals and shit has happened in the white house over the years no doubt have you been in the white house no it's weird that i've been in the white house to think about that like as just a normal american citizen i've walked in that building isn't that strange yeah i was like a vid i'm assuming there's like a visitor center that you're allowed into or something you can walk through a large portions of the white house uh or at least you could in like the early 2000s sure which i mean you'd think the security would be higher than than it is now because it was like right after 9 11

but like i don't know like it was it was pretty wild to go in there i will never forget it though because my dad went to a real secret service guy and was like where should i put these guns and he was pointing his point at his arms because he was like you know they registered his lethal weapons and i was like oh god please tell me that the the secret service agent was cool that they were cool they were cool but like i was just like he my dad is my dad is that guy he's the guy the jokes were named after that's i'm i'm jealous that's great all right jessey what you got boy well let me take you on a wild trip here we go okay okay in 2013 dario del bufaro an italian expert on ancient marbling stone was signing copies of his book which documents ancient modern

art pieces that utilize sort of a reddish purple stone um which the book is named after it's poor for free got it p o r p h y r y yeah that stuff that smells really good that's like plants and wood bits that's right yeah got it uh and it included a photo of a long lost italian mosaic and while he's sitting there signing copies he says there was this young lady or i'm sorry there's this lady in a young man with a strange hat that came to the table and the young man told the older woman oh what a beautiful book helen isn't that your mosaic and she was like oh my that is my mosaic and this guy was like what so del bufaro spent his entire rest of his trip trying to hunt down these people right he's like i gotta find this young man okay who when he found him

he confirmed that the woman that was with him was new york city art dealer and gallery owner helen fioratti and her husband who had bought the mosaic in italy from a family in the 1960s and turned it into a coffee table apparently according to the like scholar guy apparently dozens of centuries earlier the mosaic had been part of an inlaid floor on one of the party ships commissioned by caligula prior to his assassination yes i love that caligula had a party ship like of course he did caligula is like my favorite historical joke cameo like i love i love i hope has bill and ted ever met caligula i that i hope not that should happen during his four-year reign cooper recounts um so this is when he's talking to anerson kuper which is

interesting but he you know cooper's time out during the four-year reign of caligula this dude was like brutal and cruel and probably deranged in some way and you know he had many statues and artifacts and all these different things but because of who he was many of them were purposefully destroyed after his death and so this included the sinking of his yachts that he had constructed uh on lake nemi which is a small lake south east of rome and in the 1930s um benito musolini had the lake drained so that all the artifacts in it could be dug up and used as sort of one kind of like cultural pride but also sell the hell out of those damn things and apparently when the nazis were fleeing from italy in 1944 they kind of burnt everything they could find

to the ground and destroyed many archaeological and cultural treasures well this thing is lacking fire damage so it's suggested by del bufalo that perhaps it was smuggled out of the museum prior to the fires and was put in a private collection and then bought in the 60s by these people and so what ended up happening is because these people went to you know talk about this guy's book and see this guy about his book and they saw the thing in the book and then this guy was like oh my god you have a piece of caligula's floor the italian government was like that is ours give it back and so uh they took it back and the guy felt so bad he's like look i will make you a replica that you will not be able to tell the difference if you just like be chill

so my god yeah this is from this past weekend and um yeah he's like look if you just if you just accept my fake version of it but i guess this woman for 50 years has had a piece of caligula's floor in her home and uh the crazy thing is that most people this is why antiques roadshow is fascinating most people are completely unaware of the fact they have something incredibly valuable that is worthless to them but to the art world is like worth a fortune because it's like my grandmother gave me this and it does oh yeah so this is another one of those examples or this lady knew she had a caligula floor and was like i don't know what you mean i want a caligula floor yeah i would love a piece of caligula's floor party ship caligula floor dude that's that's a very like

that's very caligula there was a caligula movie about my apartment instead of a hardwood floor it would have a caligula floor right yeah and it would be telling about the conspiracy of how we didn't actually long go to space and the earth is actually flat well thank you boys for uh wonderful stuff and thank you everybody for supporting us and listening to our minisode we'll be back next week with minisode 75 only 25 away from a hundred minisodes which is fucking crazy uh we're getting there we're getting up there 96 away from episode or 94 away from episode 169 is that going to be the next sexiest episode every time we hit a 69 number on it we should

do something sexy related i think so i mean the next what's what else is there 420 yeah it's like that's far yeah it's a long way away does the 100 yeah no yeah 169 that'll be the next one all right everybody thank you guys for listening we'll be back next week we appreciate you goodbye bye bye anyway me and my wife were sitting outside indulging on our porch one night enjoying ourselves i needed to go to the bathroom so i stepped back inside and after a few moments i hear my wife go holy shit get out here so i quickly dash back outside she's looking up the sky in the fall i look up too and there's a perfect line of dozen lights traveling across the spot

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