Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 180 - Spectrophilia: The Ethereal Bone Zone

Episode Date: November 27, 2022

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As always, I'm one of your hosts, Mike Barton, joined by, oh, baby, you're going to the Ian and Wee Jimmy cranky of LA, Jesse and Alex. Oh, man. The who and the crankies, the crankies. Crankies. I don't know what that is. Yeah, I got it. I can get Alex, though. You know who that is right now.

At least you acted like you know who they were. The crankies like the like the like weird like novelty recording. The people who were a cabaret act that then turned into a TV show. No, you were thinking. You were thinking the cranky anchors, my somebody has like one or two like forty five of the crankies, but I can't imagine. Hang on. Let me get you a picture of these. This wonderful television show.

Are they like British? I don't know. Actually, I have no idea. Uh, I think the thing that I'm thinking of is like, here you go. I'm going to send it in Zoom. Maybe like like English or Scottish. I don't remember. Scottish comedy duo, they're Scottish. Would be why, dude, with the crankies with a K.

Yeah, they are Scottish comedy duo who first enjoyed success as a cabaret act in the 70s and then found television success in the 80s. And they were a horrific up until 2018. They were regularly appeared in pantomime, whatever that is. I genuinely cannot figure out their age. There is one picture on this website with what's his name who plays in Doctor Who John Barrowman? What's that guy's name?

And he has he has one of them on his lap like a marionette. I got to be honest. I can't figure out I think Alex is correct. I can't figure out the timeline for this. Yeah, because I'm looking at these photos and they look. I think one of those photos is Photoshopped. They look very old husband and wife. But at the same time, I'm seeing like the crankies featuring John Barrowman.

Yeah. Yeah. David Hasselhoff Hasselhoff on the crankies. I don't know. I don't know. I'm so I'm not I just do an hour on the crankies. You guys ready? There's maybe was a mystery episode is like a deep dive in who the crankies like a reverse pilot backdoor crankies. Alex episode about what the deal is with the age of the crankies.

Dean Dean is in England. So I'm going to ask Dean a question. Dean, yes or no, not yes or no. Do you know who the crankies are? We're dealing with a second time having a producer sit in live. He does not know who the cranky no idea because he lived in Northern England area. So I didn't know. But so I don't know. Weird.

Yeah. Deep dive into the crankies would be cool. I don't know if it's, you know, suitable for the podcast. But there's a handful of people who listen who know what who these people are. There has to be. We have people who live in the Scott. I just want you to know that this is their bio is a trip. In 2004, while superior Jack in the beanstalk in Glasgow, Jeanette suffered a serious fall from a beanstalk. Oh, she suffered from a fractured skull and several ribs

and her collarbone whilst also damaging her chest and perforating an eardrum. She fell 15 feet. She fell 15 feet while performing the end of Act One. She was happily moving the audience from the beanstalk, suddenly collapsed, sending her in her costar. Gary Hollywood. Man's name is Gary Hollywood. Gary Hollywood crashing to the ground.

Imagine her hitting the ground. The they just it's the audience goes silent. The lights just kind of dim and they just the curtain slowly closes. They drag her body off to the side. Apparently everyone's fine. It's just they've been around. They're still doing they were doing stuff to 2019. Yeah, it does. It does seem that they've taken a turn for the little they've taken a turn.

I'm just going to say there's something a lot of talk about snowflakes when they're like snowflakes in this world of frightening. I'm like, oh, boy, OK, here we go. It does make sense why one of these photos, they have a Make America Great Again hat on poster here. That was Photoshopped on because that's a picture from the 70s on their real page, though. So yeah, yeah, it's like worse. The crankies Aladdin glamour jet cobra like

is a man with a basketball outfit on. It's very good. You're just shredding my brain apart. Yeah, like smoothing my the wrinkles on my brain out as you talk. It's very bizarre. Well, that was that's probably the most in-depth conversation we've ever had about an intro like duo. There's so much out there. Stop, stop, stop. Oh, no. All right.

Ignore all the celebrities they've been with. It's stupid. They did a performance of Aladdin. The crankies present Aladdin featuring. Are you ready for this? Oh, no, I don't know. American gladiators jet and cobra. Well, that's the jet and that's the jet and cobra that it is.

It says jet and cobra, and then it has the American gladiators logo, dude. And it has them like flexed and shit. This is incredible. We know what this is why I appreciate the arts. Dude, are we going to do, you know, what UK? We have to this is happening. We have to find like a recording or something and do one of rotten popcorns. Just watching one of these performances.

I'm not, you know, it's it's probably in a way not good, but very enjoyable. Like, I know it'll suck, but I know I'll be like, I love that. I loved it. It's going to be like a lynchee and nightmare that like stays with me. And I'm going to start like having moments in my life, like translated through the fucking crankies Hasselhoff, Peter Pan show. I want. But my goal is to just have all your modern day, like references filtered through the terrible movies I've put you through.

So at least we are on the same page when references happen. You know, I like that way. You can only make references that I get. It's a journey of discovery from the very beginning to the very end. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. I like that. So every time you learn something new about a weird movie, just know something you knew about a good movie keeps out the side of your brain and you lose it forever.

That's fine. Jack in the beans. Shut up. He's still going. He's still reading more. Apparently this is great. So I guess early in the 2000s, it looks like 2002, 2003 Skype. This can't be correct. These I get too small to see Skype brings you. Yeah. Skype brings to you the magic of Pantomania.

I think something starring John Barrowman and the crankies in Jack in the Beanstalk 3D with amazing 3D special effects. What was that? Is it everything that's real 3D? What do they mean? 3D special effects if they're on a stage? I am outraged that I did not see any of this. I'm so this sounds like my kind of theater.

This is John Barrowman and the crankies. I am like with how much they've put out. I am surprised now that you've not heard them. I love the poster with the Aladdin is like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air font on their posters. Well, this is I mean, it's saying a Scottish comedy duo. And so just having traveled to the UK and see like UK celebrities. We don't get any of them here.

No, there's a few that translate over, but you know, just having been there, Alex and even you math, it's like being there. Yeah, turn on TV. You're like, I don't know who these people are. And they're not on Doctor Who or QI. I have no idea who they are. I've never seen them. You like when I was when I came to LA a few weeks ago, when we were

watching the British like quiz show, I was like, why do people think this is entertaining? But then and then I sat there for a while and I was like, this is entertaining. I like this. Like it's very bizarre. A lot of the British comedians that I think are like incredible people. Had I not sat there and watched some really wacky British TV, I'd never in a million years would have ever seen them.

Their British comedy is like their cuisine. You know, it's plain to look at on the outside, but once you take it in, it's great. But the crankies, I don't think ever made it to that level of awareness. That's a great comparison. I feel like they must have. I feel like they definitely must have, but it also seems like a lot of their stuff was in the 90s and 80s, to be honest.

It seems like a lot of stuff is like my wife is my child and I'm not into it. Yeah, that's what I thought it was initially because all I saw was a picture of them and a very quick description of like what they did in the 80s. I didn't I thought they were like child's kid duo. Yeah. And then I'm like, nope, they're married. They are together and old now.

It is weird, fucking weird. Let's move on. What should we move on to Alex? Anything at all. Honestly, I'm trying to segue for it. Trying to help me. I know we're probably not in the best place for a segue, but it's been 10 minutes and you haven't shilled yet.

Well, I just feel like I should segue into the part where I asked for money after we like, well, okay, here's what on my pitch. If you, if we don't make enough money, we will become these people. This is going to be us in like 50 years. You know that magazine, that mad magazine, Mad Magazine from the 70s where there was the dog on the cover and there's a revolver pointing at the dog and they're like, buy this magazine and we'll shoot this dog.

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Today, you know, we did reader stories because we had a Halloween special that we needed to make up for, but we haven't done like a real, what I would consider a breather episode since dawn or like some actual topic that's not just something by listeners. Yeah, some levity. So today, you know, we've been talking about this, this topic has come up a couple of times in the most recent episodes. So I figured it was probably time to start tackling it

because it's very simple. We are today gentlemen are going to be talking about none other than spectrophilia. Do you know what spectrophilia is? I don't I don't want to fuck light. I'm not quite, but you're close Set spectrophilia is a fetish that is classified as the parafilia in which one is attracted to ghosts. Oh, that's you Right kind of yeah. Yeah, I mean lock and fall into spectrophilia demons in incubus sucky bis that kind of thing Right, right, right. No, this is the this is the the thing people have when they saw Ghostbusters, and I saw that dude have sex with a ghost that they said to themselves. I want that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Nailed it. Yeah, this is I get that reference. Don't worry. This is this is the this is the like before VR

This is all we could hope for I Like that take I think that's a phenomenal take and I know I now am in agreeance with that take Obviously, there's not a lot out there in terms of scientific research of how this actually, you know works There is a book out there simply called how How could somebody have gone about looking into this in a scientific? So the book is called sex and the paranormal that was published in 1999 by author Paul Chambers It is incredibly difficult to get your hands on it's relatively cheap if you can get it But by the time this book would have been delivered to me

It was gonna be like two months from the point of I ordered it and I could not find an e-book version of it So I didn't even get to read this book. We will be using other sources for today's Today's episode but the main source I'd love to read at some point is sex and the paranormal where he takes Where the book claims that he takes the most celebrated incidents drawn from thousands of reports of sexual encounters with supernatural beings Goes through the accounts with the aliens ghosts demons fairies witches Poltergeist angels and yes, even Satan himself So somebody out there got to fuck Satan and satan couldn't even do the solid the young mic to make him a power ranger But he'll go out there and he'll go fuck, you know other people. It's fine. I'm gonna let you know that uh, this is all

Fanfiction, right? This is all like I banged a ghost fan fiction. Well, that's actually hilarious because I've said a lot of things Matthew. I know you have said a lot of things on this show About how like when you go in like well, it could be the the alien and the thing and then the ghost and I'm like, you know I don't believe it, but hey if it happens, it would be amazing. That would be like Fine if there's a point one percent chance. It's real that I guess I have to concede the perpetual Tony Shalub from galaxy quest I'm saying right now Ghosts I cannot confirm deny the ghosts are real. I'm gonna I might give them a shot. Hey ghost. You might be real People having sex with ghosts has never happened. No one's ever had sex with a ghost ever ever. It's not a real thing

It's never happened It doesn't happen. It's false. Hopefully for all of us. Mathis moves the needle with you a little bit today Maybe you'll start to believe maybe you'll boot up that htc vive one more time I don't think I'll be able to move the needle on ghost sex today. Um, unfortunately Come on. I consider this like a a primer for when we get to go ghost hunt the place where there's Ghosts looking to fuck. So like we'll have no one said that they just said that ghosts they're hit on you Whatever, we'll be primed and that's all I'm not I'm not down to have sex with the ghost because again I am I'll do it. No, I'll have sex with you. It's not gonna happen. I'm down for ghosts to be like

We'll see hey Looks like you would work it out. I'm like, hey, thanks buddy. Just don't uh, you know, don't put it out there too hard Just, you know, whatever happens happens. I feel like that is my problem is like I want it too bad No, you don't be nasty. You don't want to show up and be nasty when I'm ghost because like I just I truly think that I might just want all this way too bad The aliens aren't coming because I want it to happen and now they just won't yeah Because they know I'm gonna go out there. I have to think of a microphone. I could spread the truth too quickly Dear truck and a want to talk torque the tundra's forceful twin turbo v6 will blow your mind

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That's all the video on the internet about it. I think that's definitely real. Mm-hmm. Yes But in my effort to find any book that could help me with any sort of research into the study of this I did come across a book that I thought would help The description of the book also led me to believe that it would help and it was simply called 25 top sexual encounters Paranormal sexual encounters. That's a book 25 top. You got a book a booksticle I bought it was evil Can I so can I ask you a question? Was this the same section of amazon where it has like My lover the velociraptor and the werewolf and I like those those books, you know, jesse you're like hammering it right on, you know

Uh, can you can you send me just a screen cap of the graphic design, please? Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna go find it for you Is it like a see-through? But the reason I bring that up is because what I thought would be helpful Um ended up being 25 fan fictions that were written by different authors. Yeah, that sounds right. That sounds correct. It was all, uh It was all like getting fucked by a werewolf getting fucked getting gang banged by ghosts getting like all this stuff Um and but here's the thing here. I'm getting you the art right now All right, so can I ask you a question? Did you not read the synopsis? Did you not to like take or did you buy this book? Read it and say why that's a fine. I bought it. I bought it

I bought it blindly assuming it was gonna. I read it. I read it again. I read it again I read it again. I loved it. I read it again and I kept reading it You know how when you go over to your grandma's house and there's a little cozy of books right next to the toilet I am one of those and that's where that sits. I always have that book there ready for toilet reading waiting and waiting and ready. Uh ready Uh Let me get if I'm gonna go I gotta go onto my candle and like find it because that's where it sits now I can't believe this is so you went online Hunting find what I always do is I start with a curse research. I hate like of what no no no

What was the curse research of? Um, uh, a ghost sexual encounter ghost penetration ghost sexual encounters And what spawned you saying? I want to look up ghost sexual encounter because we were we were talking about it before when we were doing uh Talk about the hotel and like talking about uh, you taking off your pants and asking to get fucked by a ghost You said it Like you did say that you would do that and you would be like Yeah, I remember that me ghosts. I've never

That's a lot It exists goddamn it I'm telling you right now. Now it makes eye. Oh, yeah. Now it makes sense No, it makes sense now. Let me say that. I remember. Yeah, I would hope come on now. I would hope so I can't find my kindle account. I don't know how to get to my kindle Dude, they the government big government. I'm trying to like the CIA. Gosh you dude They're like when I was listening to the fucking area 51 podcast and big government shut me down, man The big government shut me down. I you need to see this fucking book cover though. Like it's too late

I need to find it. I have to all right. So wait, hold on. You went to look you typed in having sex with a ghost Yeah, you saw it. You saw the book cover was shit. You saw the Short story you still bought it and then somehow we ended up here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, you're see you're you're you're jumping ahead. I did not understand that it was Short stories until after I bought I did but the description made me believe they were true stories I'm trying to find it and you guys can find me my login to kindle right now. It'll be fucking great. How do I get into kindle to his credit? I was when I was doing the disney deaths episode

I was looking for a list like a book about disney land being haunted Uh, and I found a collection of short stories about hauntings at disney land that were fictional Can you believe that that even exists? I mean that yeah, they can you believe that that even exists? What is the name of this book mathis? Like top 25 paranormal sexual encounters top 25. I literally bought it. I bought it. I spent I have it in my kindle I don't know how to get to it because I'm on my kindle right now and all I see Is the coronado book that I bought forever ago Where's my shit?

Okay, all right Here's the thing. Where's my fucking books? I paid money for this book. I should be able to get to it fair There we go. I found it everybody. Holy shit. Holy shit. How come this was it's on amazon? It's I don't know why uh, it was so difficult to find. Okay. Are you ready to see this? Yes. Hold on. What's it called? 25 paranormal sex experiences. Sorry experiences Here is The cover of the book

Okay, all right You leave I bet you see it, but there's a picture of it in case you want to see it I just need to say for the right. I need to say for the record. Yeah 25 paranormal sex experiences um The that's taken by the satyrs a photoshopped A woman who's like, oh no with a ghost behind her and

I think you're bearing the lead, which is that the book is called 25 paranormal sex experiences And it's typed out that there's no numbered numerical dishes. It's called 25 paranormal sex experiences, but much more prominently on the cover of the book It just says paranormal steam It's mentioned nowhere else And it's written in fucking typewriter font is that it's hot pink That what the fuck does that even mean? Okay

Again, I get this book. Oh, I own this book. You know, I got 25 kindle credits for it. I also want to point out I also want to point out that if you just you bought this thing it was I'm getting I'm getting I'm getting I'm getting lightheaded right now boys. I'm getting lightheaded. You gotta take it easy You just clicked show more It literally is like I didn't I just bought it blind The cup of Dionysus a paranormal orgy sex erotica story Taken by in the forest after the hunt a tale of paranormal double-team sex Pandora's gang bangs a paranormal rough sex erotica

Let's you open it taken by the immortal twins a tale of paranormal double pedigree Literally all this is like taken by the tentacle. Come on man. This one's called the dark orgy I didn't look that far. I asked a practical question about like the experience of of this As you like how far into the reading did you realize that this couldn't possibly be true about a paragraph? When it was written in a flowery like evocative Like romanticized language and like, uh-oh, this can't be right and then I started flipping through and I was like this isn't it but Jesse I did take note of some of the other titles when I because like I googled it and there was an amazon link to that book

So when I went to go look under that genre I just want to give you some of the other titles of books that can be found under this genre Oh, i'm aware of what this genre is. I know but just like it's great. We did videos on this for goofs back in the day Where it was like my lover the t-rex. Oh, yeah, we were on here goofing on it. There's ganged by ghosts And there's some crazy stuff out there. Let me finish. Let me feed the ganged by ghost in M F M M M M M Paranormal romp Yo, it tells me exactly what you're getting it tells me exactly what it is If I have a specific compulsion about what number of what's I got it covered pregnant in the layer of gargoyles

That's another good one right there. Um, this is like a couple more, but there's one i'm gonna end it on here Book one virile paranormal sex stories gender swap gender transformation gender swap fiction bimbo first time sex blue blooded gender bender series Oh, okay, and then uh, the last one is Gaped by the two shifters Gaped by the two shifters gaped gaped by the two shifters. I need you to understand. I need you to understand We need to label this episode tv m a like this shit is we need a mature audience Gained by the sasquatch is an intense monster sex short kindle edition free by sibley by sibley stamps All this does is tell me that

uh, hey You all nasty freaks out there, and i'm here for it You do you no one's here to judge you for I would I would make an amazing erotic writer Because I know like you know, I there's all the erotic things you have to do where it's like you can't say like Boobs you have to say like her quivering mounds like I got it. It's all up in my head. I'm ready. Don't let anything stop you start No, I don't want these are all self-published the tech they're you literally using papyrus As like the graphic design come on stream to the fullest put up. Will you release yours for free? jessik you could write like a 50 page erotica for sell for 99 cents on amazon kindle

And we have an audience that would lap it up I want to read it. Oh my god. We should all write like a 25 page her like Horny short story. You're like different of a monster sex zine for fun. Oh my god Visual shilluminati monster sex. I mean we came up with the fresno night Nightwalker night crawlers butt plug at the live show. I mean we could kind of loop all of that into a bundle package Yeah, that's what you missed. All right. It's a great product. I know what it is. Yeah, no more nose I just want I just want to say that there is

So many of these books. So I'm looking at them. There's Mated to the monster deceived by the gargoyles They're stalked by the kraken and I just want to point out. I'm gonna send you this link How I don't know if this person Jesus Christ I don't know if this You maybe I don't want to know What happened to like imagine your model

And you go out and you like take a bunch of photos and then your photo is the one used on the cover of stalked by the kraken The kraken loves I would be pretty confident. I would never find out Yeah, I just don't think they'd ever discover it the midwife and the orc a monster fantasy romance orc swan I can't wait for math is to make an episode about that All right, so episode 1000 when we are finally out of things to talk about we start talking about these horrible horrible books You know what that reminds me You're the one who brought this up again. Again. I cannot stress this

25 paranormal sex experiences go looking up on amazon. There is no way you could have thought this was a real thing Auctions to the grip auction to the grizzly shifter Uh-oh, wait a minute. His little emerald his little emerald. Wait a minute now. What's that? You know, it's another word for an emerald. Oh, oh, shit. Is that a green green rock or something? The oh, yeah, this is about the elit Ilea Iliadian mates. Anyway, if we could refocus momentarily Uh, in order to try and find some sort of research the only thing I could find was a book called sex on the supernatural by brad steger It's for free. You can get it out there. It's open source. It was written in 2020

um, it's or it's it's uh It's a research book on it. But it's much it's just kind of a bunch of stories. You know what I mean? And they're not Super worth like reading. He tries to like make some theories and whatnot, but it's not like I couldn't even finish it It wasn't worth it like in terms of of of this topic So we're gonna do is we're gonna do the other like the rest of it, which is I'm gonna go across some sexual encounters from no-name people that you would never have heard of Celebrities and even those who claim to have married a ghost after sleeping with them All these are true stories of people who have like gone on record to talk about their ghostly

Experiences, thank you for your bravery if you're listening. Yes, please Uh, and the only little bit of research I can really kind of put forward is is what's on the wikipedia Accounts of paranormal encounters with ghosts and spirits frequently include sexual encounters Which are often described as non consensual or unpleasant Many traditional ghost stories and legends include some element of seduction or temptation Stories featuring female ghosts who learn men to their deaths are especially common, which we've covered so many times Like la Yerona in western folklore the succubus and incubus parallel the modern phenomenon of spectrophilia Succubus is basically the female sex demon incubus the male sex demon

They depending on theories they most of the time they're there they're fucking you to drain you of your energy But there's stories out there of succubuses and incubuses Going out there to try and get pregnant or or get others pregnant with their like weird demon human spawn Uh, but you know those stories are a little bit harder to come across This doesn't just all sound like male fantasy to you. Yeah 100% like these like female creatures that only want to bang Like it's definitely a dude fantasy kidding me dude as a teenager I was definitely in the thought process of like I wonder if I can summon a succubus

Like I was down. I was down. I was down bad as the boys say. Yeah, you you sound it I don't know. This is like you sound it. I was 16. I was a fascinating sociological like anthropological thing Please if you're listening to this episode still for some reason go to the subreddit And let us know if you were also Quote one of those people Who was thinking about whether or not when you were young that you should summon a succubus

Just chime in on your own Experiences on summoning a succubus. I'd love to hear some stories If you're out there, uh, that actually tangents rather well because as I kept going deeper and deeper into the research I did find an article written on pacific standard ps mag.com Um, uh, this article is an inner a very small interview. This was written by katie heaney in 2017 Uh, the beginning part is her speaking with somebody who claims to have had sex with the ghosts She's asking her questions about how she felt about it But uh, she also started diving deeper and she came across a site that i'm so bummed no longer exists

But she talks about it a little bit here and it was called summoning succubus.com And she came across this site and it was run by a man who was a self-proclaimed occult master Eric von roth who according to his email address is based in israel the site claims to off had to claim at one point To offer members secrets to attracting a succubus or incubus And when she entered her name and email and clicked sign up now, uh, she was ready to be asked for money But after confirming her email address The first lesson of the seven was given for free as promised And uh, she got the first leaven to how to summon a succubus and she wanted the rest she'd have to pay

Um, she got a google questionnaire after all of it is like how do they do? Uh, and she said if she couldn't fill out the questionnaire and good faith because it was just not her thing And she didn't go through with the rest of it Um, but there was at once one point a man out there who had a seven part lesson To teach you how to summon a succubus and if I had known about this when I was younger It would have been over. I would be buried to a succubus right now. It would have been done You're literally the main character of some fucked up version of shin megami tense that like it's just like a weird leisure suit larry version

And I just don't ever get you know, I never get to the point where the ghost actually wants to fuck me unfortunately I can't believe I'm still here. I can't believe the person. She is the box. We put ourselves in for this entire episode He's like it's easy. We're just you said you wanted to go light, but I didn't like the molder of sex is what you are Yeah, you guys are the molder of paranormal sex where I'm like, that's not gonna happen And I'm the cigarette smoking man who's like in the room in the bedroom like Go over some stories Just some of the funnest weirdest ghost banging stories I've ever heard Uh, and in this article the person she interviews is none other than paranormal two actress natasha

blazik who Claims that she got fucked by a ghost twice She first are her credentials that she was in a movie about ghosts Yeah kind of I guess that's all she's got for her credit her acting. Uh credits, you know, that's all she's got Uh blazik first shared her story on this morning a popular british daytime talk show With a real verb for oddball guests and overwrought set design apparently Speaking remotely with host philip showfield and christine bleakley and accompanied by none other than psychic patty negri Blazik said I could feel the weight of a body on top of me and I couldn't see anybody

But I could feel the energy I could feel the warmth and at first I was very confused with all that But then I decided to relax and um, it was really really pleasurable So, you know, it was a good time not a not a bad time. Uh, it's just she doesn't I don't like how the story goes When she when she was on tv with the interview underneath on the ticker There was a the hashtag sex with ghosts for twitter for people to use to get involved in the conversation. Love that The interviewer had a ton of questions Such as when it was over did the ghost say thank you or did he just leave the room? And she she responds that it came back

He he just left and then he came back in about a month and it was Quote and quote about the same as the first encounter So so then he presses on saying it was full on ghostly sex and she nods and this time full on penetrative sex by a ghost He keeps pushing Uh, and uh, she said yes, and that's what it felt like. Um, so that's like that's a short little story of someone in the In the hollywood world of getting banged by ghosts But she's not the only hollywood actress who claims to have been fucked by ghosts, of course There's so many out there

And even kesha has claimed that she has been had sex with ghosts Did you know this? Woke up in the morning feeling like I just had sex with a ghost excellent Amazing job Uh, this actually came out in october of this year last month. This news is like less than a month just over a month old Uh, this is the timeline. We've got a timeline here written up by them dot us of kesha's Ghostly fucking experience jesse's having a great time. Uh, I can't stop laughing because I'm just picturing that music video except

Uh, so actually this this This ghost story while this article is written in 2022 stretches back all the way to september of 2012 When she opened up about her supernatural experiences in a kis fm interview with ryan sea crest Uh saying uh per entertainment weekly kesha told sea crest that her song supernatural is actually about experiences with a supernatural But in a sexy way Quo, I had a couple experiences with the supernatural and when she was pressed she said I don't know his name He was a ghost. I'm very open to it and it was with an exclamation mark. So she said must have had a very uh excitedly Yeah, I'm reading. Yeah, this is a print interview. I'm reading but I assumed she was talking back and forth

Uh fans finally got to hear the fruit of that sex ghostly labor in supernatural when it was part of her November release of her second studio album warrior in the dubstep track She sings when you take my body to the stars. I believe it boy. This love is supernatural. Can you feel it? And that now we know has the deeper meaning of her social or sexual encounters with ghosts Um though she says there's also some extraterrestrial vibes that go along with it, uh, but she firmly believes She just says whatever an interviews man. I swear to god She was the same she was the one who brought like coins in right on conan. She was like I get turned on by bags of coins Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Actually the next correct. Uh, she actually went on conan in 2012

Saying that she went to the bone zone with a ghost. He was in her house and he just started like caressing me Uh, she reenacted those soft paranormal caresses on conan's arm and she said it was sexy time but it wasn't like sex I don't know his name, but he was in my house and um Five years later Kesha went from having erotic sex encounters to literally playing a ghost in 2017 She made a cameo as part as a party guest in david lauri's film a ghost story

Which follows a recently deceased man kasey aflick who returns to comfort his wife as a ghost white sheet and all Uh, I didn't you guys see that story? I heard that that's like a really like independent kind of like emotional film about moving on and death Right like am I thinking of the right movie? Oh, I have no clue. I I'm not out there. It's called david lauri's a ghost story Wait, okay. Well, uh, I don't know why I know it. I don't know that She continues saying I had something wake me up while I was in bed with my boyfriend at the time And it was a touchdown my body

I woke up and looked at the end of the bed and there was an apparition of a woman So full disclosure. I never slept with a ghost, but she did wake me up in a very sensual way I've been experiencing weird stuff since I was little and it's always been in in me to be fascinated with the supernatural Ohio the paranormal the unexplainable the intangible um Yeah, that's that's that's all we really got. I imagine she is maybe still banging a ghost. I don't know There's no like newer update other than that. Um, but there you go. Kesha's also You know gone to bone bone zone with the ghosts with ghosts

Uh on top of that we'll go through a small list of other celebrities that I'm also I need you. I need you. I need you to know That while you were talking I don't think I paid attention to a damn thing. You said there at the end because in my head I was making up lyrics like I'm going Also claimed to have been uh fucked by a ghost. She said some sort of spirit came down from god knows where and made love to me Uh, what the fuck? Why is that like chill? I don't know. I was thinking as you said lucy. Well, it's like how come all of these people Saying they had ghost sex encounters are beautiful women and then it hit me. Oh, that was a ghost

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toyota, let's go places Well lucy lu's next what she says is it was sheer bliss it was everything I climaxed and then he floated away it was almost like She goes it was almost like what might have happened to mary. That's how it felt something came down Something came something came down and touched me and I and now it watches over me Yeah, that's called a stalker. He's just he's just a dead stalker They would be the zodiac killer I can't handle the fact that these are like

a ghost appeared in my life and uh molested me a little and now we're best friends and it's like and I loved it What I loved it and I know life is different now. Yeah I guess I'll never understand. I know. No. Do you think there'll be like an afterlife me too movement? No, no It seems like they're it seems like it's probably right. It seems like it's welcome. All the vibes. Yeah, it's all good vibes uh, annan, nickle smith also claims saying Uh, she felt a ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in texas

All I know is she was with paris hilton and that's sound like larry king doing sonic the hedgehog Oh This can be one of them episodes nobody cares about me I used to think it was my boyfriend and one day I woke up and it wasn't it was like a spirit in it Whoo, and she then mimes ghosts flying from her from her bed sheets Uh, whoo, it went up and I was freaked out and then I was like like, well, you know what? He's never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex. I have no problem Honestly, here's the thing if in the morning first thing when I woke up in the morning. I was just like, oh, okay. What? All right

You can do that with a human though Yeah, you literally go comes with a little bit more wild. It's wilder that you're by yourself though. You know what I'm saying like Uh, it's like that just happened. The last thing she said was it was not a dream because it was happening every night I told my boyfriend and he didn't believe me. Of course men That's it. That's all she had. That's the last of it Uh, Dan, I'm not believing that I had sex with a ghost Dan acroyd. That's from the ghost buster That's what was it. It was uh, I don't know if that was inspired by or not He does claim that he coyly admitted that he'd felt an unseen presence in my bed no less

Uh in my bed no less when he lived in mama's castes. That was that was the cocaine they took to write that film Uh, he was living in mama casus hotel is hollywood estate at the time He was a mama casus. They were all on drugs, bro. There's no He he reported he cuddled up with a male ghost in his bed and thinking i'm just gonna roll over and snuggle up next to it So there you go. Okay, Dan acroyd. Was that before or after? Good question. I don't know because it was because it was after maybe they were like, oh, dude Maybe we can like go do this for real that how crazy would that be? He did it in the movie. I don't know when was he staying at that hotel and in that uh, hollywood area

I guess I don't know that sounds absolutely like just total debauchery to me That's what i'm saying like that's not They got it. That's not real That's they were all that's really no i that i that is he has claimed that he's also claimed that he actually seen UFOs as well, uh above him and like he's a big time He's a big time desert guy. Yeah, he's like a desert. He's also crystal skull vodka. Yes. Yes. He is Paz we'd love to sell some on this podcast for you, Dan Yeah, so pas de la huerta from tv shows boardwalk empire enter the void. Uh, also says they got uh, they had sex with a ghost

um She said the drunk the drunk woman who stumbles around in lana del rey's video games In video in lana del rey's video games video She she has a song called video games gotcha Told the new york times in 2011 that she got it on with the ghost of elvis presley On a visit to grace land She boned elvis. Don't try and play it up. Don't get greedy if you're gonna make up a story Don't be like, yeah, it was fucking elvis. You know what i fucked bill clinton

Then i fucked batman, then i fucked spider man, then i fucked uncle ben You know what movie i've technically seen now though is that elvis movie with tom hanks in it Yeah, you watched it. I saw on my fly home from la And i but it wasn't me I wasn't watching it on my tv screen. I somebody was watching it across the hall I'll do that all the time with the fucking thing. Uh, the subtitles up. Yeah, I watched the whole thing. It was I watched the whole jumanji too like that. Yeah Um, so she goes on to say I went to his recording studio because sometimes the sensitive people feel him in this room

And I stood in this corner and I felt him. What can I say? I felt him touch me I felt a spirit go through me and give me pleasure And she said that apparently with a very straight face I imagine if it's just a random ghost who's like i'm gonna hole up in grace land and Everybody's gonna think i'm elvis. Can you have sex with someone? As a ghost and they're wearing clothes I mean, I want to know how the what does the ghost get out of it? Do you get like do you ghost jizz? Like I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't understand the magic

Is that where ectoplasm comes from? That's where ectoplasm's from I don't understand the the rules of the world of ghosts me the realm of ghosts But I have no idea but you know that's something i'm thinking about is like you had sex with elvis at grace land There's no way you were naked There's no way you're naked. So what's happening? You're just going through the clothes. That's my question. I don't yeah. I'm very curious how that works So if any ghosts are able to make a reddit account and post Let us know or if you've had sex with a ghost honestly way in

Yeah, please let me know Ice tea's wife koko also slept with a ghost but prior to being married to ice tea Uh, she said in an interview. Um, she claimed on talk show naughty, but nice that a perverted ghost groped her I was watching tv and I was wearing a nighty and I felt my dress move up my leg I looked down and got freaked out. I pushed my nighty back down and continued to watch tv Felt it again and I could see it being pulled up and then I felt a guy breathing in my ear Uh, but she she said she wanted to say that after she got married to ice tea the ghost left her alone And that's fair. I wouldn't want to fuck with ice tea. He'd fuck me up even as a ghost

He probably like fuck my shit up. I feel you uh, honestly honestly How how great like okay? if ghosts are real If ghosts are if ghosts are real how typical is this shit? of like What what dudes would be doing? What do you mean, you know like if you're like you just be dumb like some creepo dies

Still a creepo in the afterlife just going out. Yeah being a creepo. Yeah, how much does that happen? Yeah? Yeah, what's going on there? Well, hopefully there's like ghost cops, you know, I mean I hope there are no ghost cops. I hope that there's a ghost cops R. I. P. D. I don't want there to be ghost cops. Oh my god that movie. I've never seen it, but that's one. I don't want to see Let's do it on rotten popcorn. Yes. Let's do it on rotten popcorn perfect Yeah, uh, there are cops in the afterlife just I'd rather be a vampire. I I agree. I would much rather be a vampire Um, so that's our celebrity. That's our little celebrity section of like a normal people that are not on drugs Yeah, they're probably still on drugs with their normal people

Next up is a 27 year old woman named amethyst realm. You know what? This story is already fake this story I emerged from my rock cave home And a ghost was standing there coming from the diamond plane There's quite a few articles actually about her. Uh, the one I'm reading is from mama mia.com Oh, yeah. .au and australian website. When I'm writing an academic essay, my website is mama mia.com Uh, and I don't know if it's written in this one, but uh, maybe it was a future article

I'll see in a minute. I can't remember which one but she goes on to Engage this ghost She goes on to get engaged to this ghost even though she has a boyfriend at the time of the All this starting. What does it mean? I remember the steven universe episode. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah What does it mean to be engaged to the ghost like good question? Is it legal and when she they asked did the ghost get on one knee? She said that he couldn't silly. He has no knees So you know what I don't know She says it wasn't scary. It was a comforting feeling 27 year old amethyst realm referring to the moment

She first sensed a ghost in the home. She shared with her then the or her fiance in the uk 11 years ago The male supernatural presence was strongest in the spare bedroom and even when she felt him rush up behind her She wasn't afraid instead. She was interested in taking things further So she just got hornier to know that once she realized a male ghost was around My fiance was working away a lot. He was going away maybe one or two weeks at a time Uh, the spiritual guidance counselor made a plan one night. She dressed in a sexy lingerie And awaited her ghost in the spare bedroom

question You're engaged to this woman. Yeah, you leave for a couple weeks or a week or two Yeah, you then discover while you were gone She basically does everything a cheating person would do But it's with a ghost quote-unquote instead That was probably a real person. Yes, my mind might have been that's where my mind might have been Here's here's here's the thing no matter if it's real or fake or whatever if

I am competing With a paranormal entity, I'm gonna be real upset about that If you want to compete with a ghost for your attention Yeah, if your wife is turning to the spectral plane for a lover real or not, you got a problem Yeah, you might need to have a conversation. Maybe just you know, go your separate ways You've probably got some communicating to do the two of you. Yeah And not through a Ouija board through your mouths Yeah, leave the ghost out until you guys have had a chance to talk in private

You think they could do like couples counseling with all three of them the ghost using a Ouija board to communicate Well, they asked questions about how like how the ghost feels if I was dating someone who pulled me into couples counseling With a ghost and it was like the ghost is here with me. I'd be like No, you know what no You know what I can't do this. I'm so sorry. I to both you and the ghost. I'm not I didn't sign up for this What is well, what does it mean to be engaged? Does the ghost keep going does the ghost like what I mean is like does the ghost like I like you very much. It's been great to get to know you over these couple of years

Or is it like more of a psychic? Vine, let's let's find out. Let's find out. Let's continue this little story She goes on to say that she waited and waited and thought nothing might happen after all And then as she was beginning to fall asleep in the spare bedroom The spirit a male spirit came to her and the pair ghost and woman had sex The affair between the two continued and eventually her fiance caught them He came home from work a day early. Apparently he says he saw the shape of a man through the spare bedroom window realm said adding at realm said adding

She was annoyed the ghost didn't show her his true form remaining instead in a spirit or feeling So she never saw him But apparently the husband saw a male figure through the window. How did they decide to have sex with each other? Did they did they chat? Okay, so This now this happens put yourself in the in the mail so she was here You see a male in the window you go inside, but there's no male there What do you do? Are you done with this? Are you like I look under the bed? I look in the closet Yeah, you would look right like for a man, but say you don't find anybody

I would think I was crazy forever I would Exfiltrate from that's like the minute I saw another dude in my home I wouldn't even go to I'd like go up collect all the things I needed And leave I wouldn't even I'd be like no no I got time for this shit I don't even want to hear the excuse. I know she's gonna lie about some ghosts creeping in there No, I wouldn't even put myself in the situation. We made a fool of I'd be like no You know and I feel like the rest of us. I'll have the exact same reaction that he had

Um after this weird discovery that was the end of a relationship with their fiance and he moved out And she goes on to say once he left The ghost well once he left the ghost continued having sex with her And uh, he then moved on from only being in the spare bedroom to being all around the house Like what he brought some of his books over like what does that mean? She could just feel his presence all around the house. Can they have they ever spoken to each other words? Well, let's continue. Let's continue the story So long as we were inside I could feel him around

Realm isn't the only one there are reports from other women too who have had sex with ghosts sometimes even carrying on relationships Through history there have been people who claim to have consensual sexual intercourse with human spirit Jason haws from taps and cast of sci-fi series ghost hunters told broadly Cian Jamison in the uk for example told the son about an encounter with a ghost named robert who lived more than a hundred years ago He came to her in a remote welsh cottage She had recently broken up with her boyfriend and robert helped her through it His body was soft and light even when he moved on top of me pressing down he felt almost weightless It was a very strange

But it was very strange, but the sex was amazing That's the other thing it seems like every time the sex is incredible But I guess when you're a ghost like there are no limits. What are you? What's the best you can even do exactly? I'm just still I'm still vexed that there's no like real Explanation of like What so like if I was in vr, for example, how would you design this encounter? What would it feel like like can the if can the ghost like Does he look is he hot?

Is he nothing? It's a good question. They don't they never see him But imagine you are start you start having sex with the ghost starts having sex with you over the course of time That's the time to start doing vr porn like looking at and watching vr porn Because you get in all the feeling but there's nobody there. So you need yeah, it's like laid around 2049 Fucking you get some pov porn and you're good to go And and yeah, good I start communicating with your ghost and letting him know why you're wearing the god Yes, um having sex with a ghost would be a sweet gig if I had a vr

Yes, I see I know you're saying that jokingly, but I agree it would be all right Uh realm, however after it's just all out on display isn't it? It's just all I gotta start I gotta start letting go of my restraints like I do on stage alex. I gotta I yeah, I think it might be time to stop It's a slow process. Um give it a go. Yeah She continued to have sex with that ghost. Um, however realm has had Multiple affairs with several ghosts since her first experience now 11 years ago And she they just saunter on through like hobos and the night she is the word must spread in the afterlife And I wonder if there's like a like a public stall with her location written down like a number

But it's like the ghostly location for a good time head over to and just she has like a ghostly push pin In the post defense on the like ghost hobo code if like if she if she's uh taken for the night There's like a cross on the wall if there's if not you can head in you know, uh She goes head you can just head on in she's waiting She's waiting in the spare bedroom in her weird sexy lingerie that she decided to wear I just am so amazed at like this narrative right now. It's strange certainly Uh, she goes on to say that she no longer has any interest or relationships in men She hasn't dated men since that now that's my like well are the ghosts women or is she saying like the ghosts are men

But not physically alive men like male spirits. Yes Physically not an actual penis like in you know, uh, like an ectoplasmic Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean some sort of green lantern-esque Ectoplasmic what's weird to me is that She's you know, if it was truly an affair and like she got caught Why did she then go on to make it very public write loads of stuff about all the ghosts she sleeps with and go on interviews Like is she making them? I wonder is she making money or is it she just making like making herself look like an idiot Talk talk shows are not known to pay you to come on and have an interview

Usually the lure of tv is enough for people Uh, I'm not saying that this lady has internationally known Chiluminati pod clearly know a global stage, but I'll tell you right now that if In the next seven days if something happens to me like this I will be telling the fuck out of you. Yes. No shit I'll be telling the I will be telling you and I will be telling you and I will be telling you

Everything about what happened when I had sex with the ghost. I'll tell you the story of what the ghost said I'll tell you everything. I'm just so surprised. There's none of that How do you get how do you get to the point where a force in your room is embarrassing? Maybe it's embarrassing to try and come out and say it like if you're if it's actually happening to you How do you tell somebody? That and then not be looked at as like somebody trying to make money and making a story up Yeah, as somebody who's just come out to say that you had sex with a ghost You got to think about preserving your reputation

You don't want to you don't want to be taken if the concern is being taken seriously Maybe doing the talk show circuit isn't the greatest idea It's like that hotel we talked about in the last episode where they don't publicly put out ghost stories But they collect them. Yeah, that's the most ballish it ever Yeah, that's that's the way to do it. Um She so she's been having sleeping with ghosts for like Over a decade at this point, uh, but jason haws the guy who runs taps is not surprised but says That most of the time when they hear about uh ghost spectrophilia encounters

They're usually not pleasant and very much a forced encounter like a ghostly rape Like they don't want it to happen, but they can't stop it because it's a ghost and uh He goes that's that's something he goes on to say that you need to be aware of that Like don't if you are truly believing that stuff Maybe don't fuck around with that kind of thing unless you know, you're opening up a door to some dangerous Shit that is a wild that is a wild pill to I mean it's tough built to swallow, but it's also just a wild pill to be Dr. Mario-ing out there like if you go on a ghost hunt be careful of getting raped by a ghost

That's a that's like just a heavy-duty Place there so Is that like so that how often are we talking about? Is there is there a full interview with him about this? Jason haws. Yeah Uh, the interview comes from a different site that was interviewing multiple different ghost. I see my mummy a dot thing It was like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so that was in 2018 Two years later. We have an update on this woman She gets engaged to a ghost named ray

It's one of the one that she likes the most like I don't know why why him or whatnot um, however In 2020 her fiance the ghost named ray Ghosted her She was gone disappeared He didn't come back. How did she know his name was ray? Just I wish I could I wish I knew that At least I mean, yeah, there's a good question. She has an interview on it. I tv Uh from from

Yeah, I can give you the link to this just wild that nobody is like asking these questions Like what the fuck kind of journalists are well, that's because I don't really care. I think The reason why when you were talking about why does people go on tv? I think these people But don't know any better aren't a little like cool cool and then The people that bring them on tv are people that are like we're gonna exploit these people Yeah, because make money off crazy people. Yeah, that's what it seems like to me ray met. Uh, she met ray or fell in love with ray rather Uh during a trip to australia in 2018 and even consummated the relationship on the flight back Stop. She fucked him on the plane. She fucked him on the plane. I'm sorry

What is she doing? How is she putting out these vibes that no one else is putting out? She's just like I don't know. I wish I knew because I I want to know the secret I would love to know the secret the secret like now. It's not just her spare bedroom She's like flying around the world and banging exotic ghosts from australia and everywhere. Yeah, um The paranormal casanova later uh later popped the question on their nine a month anniversary a little faster Don't you think mr. Ghost you have eternity Maybe you want to build a relationship build a foundation, but no nine months and we're diving in And things were apparently going very well until a recent vacation to thailand that they went on

um She goes I think he may I think he's It's just this quote is so stupid Does she have to pay for his tickets? I don't think so, but that would be an interesting question Does she write that she's married on her fucking passport? We got to come up with an airline that is friendly to paranormal passengers and we can Like provide paranormal accoutrements on like some kind of rock that like synchronizes your vibrations or something That is the exact same. No, that's the exact same attitude as the people that have

The like I banged a ghost person on tv like yeah, yeah, we're gonna do it for them, but also make some money Yes, yes, yes, that's not right So you might be wondering what happened to ray and she why he disappeared and she goes quote I think maybe he fell in with a bad crowd when we were in holiday He just started becoming really inconsiderate realm said in the out of this world interview What does that mean how does the ghost fall into a bat like if you find a crowd of demons to each other Can you speak to each other? I don't know clearly not like

What is a bat like did he find demons on the street corner smoking cigarettes and teas and like innocent ghosts along the way And he was like is my crowd. Maybe he just stopped caring. Maybe he just got culture shock Maybe it was a lot for him to be in another culture not be able to understand the language Yeah, coming from australia back to america. Oh, no, no, they went on on a Thailand on vacation. Sorry. It was just hard for him um She goes uh, he disappeared for long periods of time when he did come back He'd bring other spirits to the house and they just stay around for days

It's like it's like he brought home his drinking buddies or something. I don't understand Then she goes I think he started doing drugs and partying a bit much What do you mean he started doing drugs? Good question. Like somebody takes like like like a pill of of molly or whatever and and

you Then that creates like a dead version that a ghost can then take Have you ever told a lie? And then you keep telling lies In order to make the first lie makes sense and eventually you get to the point where you're tired of lying Who and you're tired of lying and so you make up one last totally insane lie to close the book on all your lies Hoping it'll get you out of it, but everyone knows that that lie is bullshit That's all of this for a moment. Well everything

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Fake topics on this podcast before Because there are there are listeners out there Who would like to tell you that we have we're running out of content because we're covering something. That's not real Here's the thing. Um, I 100 percent Agree with them today You can't do that. Just so you see you're feeding them. You're feeding them. Just all right. I'm sorry We will do the toy box killer next and I will traumatize you the toy box I will traumatize you in a way you didn't think I thought you said we were done with killers for a minute. Hold on. Time out

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With uh some observers quipping things like quote all men are bastards even ghost ones That's like she's having a fight today kind of vibes Like she's like out at the bar by yourself with the glass of wine because they just got in a little cranky fight Do a cranky fight. Um Then there's a a man You know, there's not there's not gonna be uh Let's skip that one because it's too short and there's really like not not even worth going into the details of that one Too realistic and honestly we've already passed an hour. Are we gonna take this time to talk about the one who married a pirate ghost?

What the pirate? Oh my god, how what are you talking about? I got a Woman marries pirate ghost. You know, believe it or not. This isn't usually where my head goes when I'm thinking about ghosts Yeah, I guess. Well, let's just see you. I guess this is in 2018 2019 a 45 year old Jack Sparrow impersonator From northern ireland wed a 300 year old pirate ghost named jack um Basically they got married. Yeah, they got married uh earlier in the year

And they had like a wedding ceremony on a beach And it's a picture of her in in a wedding dress and a photo of jack sparrow And I'm losing my mind What? Their love she said their love story began in 2014 after the ghost of a Haitian man visited her while she was lying in bed She soonly learned that his name was jack an 18th century pirate who had been left at the altar once before and was ultimately executed for thievery As she interacted with the sparrow After she interacted with the entity over a course of several months t claimed she began to develop feelings for him

This was about a six months of communication. So I finally accepted it. Obviously we spent a lot of time together um I was horrified to discover that I had romantic feelings for him having never heard of that before and then yeah, she's This again, she starts having a sexual relationship with him and she says growing up in ireland in my era You were taught that if a man bedded you you should wed him I knew from my research that spiritual marriage was a thing. So from my research me Yeah, it's more me that wanted to get married than him

He would have been happy like most men with just the sex and of course their marriage did not last Uh, eventually they got they broke up. That's absolutely insane Yeah, that's wild. Yeah Uh, I'm gonna read you one last one the one that I've got one more left for you And this is about from a man named Eric Eric had a very bizarre encounter with a sexual a sexual ghost. Uh, this is from 2016 And this was an interview you could find on augustmiglofflin.com slash date

space ghost Uh, Eric says I was into some darker stuff I was actually, you know an out-of-control teen and I messed around with satanism I was never really in an organized group when I was younger I was into satanism horror films and all that you know wild stuff So I used to go to the urban egg I used to go to the urban exploration and urban legends locations in the valley and elsewhere And one day we were at this place that's actually part of the Santa Monica mountains and there's a deep ravine there

And supposedly it had some ties to the Manson family as soon as we get there We hear a woman from the bottom of the ravine yelling. I used to live in I used to live in you somebody What the hell that I live I used to live in you somebody And I know it wasn't a coyote or anything like that Uh, I don't know. Maybe I don't know what he's trying to say there. Just mistranslated If uh, and if she had been killed obviously you would suppose that she wouldn't be making sounds unless she was a ghost There's no way for anyone to get down there to murder a raper. It's just impossible. That's I don't know about that

I don't know if it's impossible to do that Impossible like you were fucking down there. You were like you were there You were there. What's the like it's not impossible that somebody else was there Yeah, no, exactly. That's kind of a weird leap to make So we heard that and this was one of my and my friend who I was with first experiences and it kind of freaked us out So we got back in the car and the car didn't start and I looked under the hood And the radiator's hose was actually shredded completely in half

Not from water and tear not from wear and tear, but like something Actually like ripped at it. So I was like quote. Well, what are we going? What are we dealing with here for some strange reason? I actually had duct tape in my on me in the car something that I probably only carried that week But I was able to duct tape it up and you know get the car started enough to go to a mechanic the next day And this was when meetup groups started popping up So I started joining a few of those and a friend told me that there was going to be a Lecture by a noted historian and paranormal investigator at Pierce college followed by an investigation So I went to his lecture and I was able to pick up a lot of stuff psychically such as where people died

I mentioned that I didn't like one part of the property Which is actually where the graveyard is and after that I talked to someone who ran the ghost tours out of pasadena And I had a long conversation with him and like this guy from ventura He told me that a spirit. I was a spirit magnet. So I started going to more places Um, it's kind of you know, apparently there are people out there if there's just like what makes you What how do you get that attracted like spirits just like get sucked on to them or something? I don't freaking know. It's like if you drink a lot of kombucha or something. Yeah. Yeah, there you go Like yeah opens your chakras

To uh having the ghosts come around Um, he when he asked like did it surprise him when the ghost approached he said he was well and you're not expecting it It is sometimes frightening, especially when you know, you're in a dark location Uh, and when you get touched you actually notice it more than a scratch because it does feel like an actual human touching you When you get scratched sometimes you don't feel it until moments later and it's just a burning sensation It sounds like it sounds kind of weird, but my experience being touched is actually far more frightening than being scratched It's much more profound um

Sex-related experiences can also be frightening in a traumatic way Uh, and they asked about ericsson. What's his kind of traumatic? Um, and that's what what can you tell us what happened? He goes right So we were called into a home in orange county by a referral from a psychic who used to be on our team And the home owner the home owner actually had different properties in orange county So this house had been abandoned for 12 years. Her husband had died mysteriously From my understanding he knew that there was dark stuff going on in the house And he wanted to burn the house down and when he got this idea

I know that's kind of a leap a lot like bring a fucking Shaman just bring dude try something first. Yeah, dude like sage the place first or something homie And when we when he got this idea he suddenly died and the doctor's report was quote no known cause of death He had a very eclectic background and as far as the sexual preferences were Uh, some would say that they were kind of twisted in morbid The wife didn't find out a lot about it until after he died actually And there was also a woman in the house who had died from cancer So the client wanted us to communicate with her husband and try to cross them both over

So we took on this case and the first night we were there the client was there and in the Uh in the four months that we worked on the case. We did not allow her in the house unless we were there So the first night I was with one of the investigators that used to be with our group And the client and I went into the back area of the house where the bathroom is while they stood sat at the kitchen table And when I got out standing probably literally a foot away from me was a woman that looked exactly like the woman in black From insidious just staring at me. She looked very very old and disheveled and evil looking Um They ask actually like the interview goes on to ask after that

Uh, when they when you see a ghost, does the does it look like the ghost has flesh to you? What does it look like and he goes it's hard to explain in this situation happened so fast And it was so frightening that my from my recollection. It was almost in my mind's eye This is the answer. So i'm looking for yeah, yeah, because it probably was this is what I was looking for But my reaction and the reaction that was seen by both the client and the other investigator tells me that you know It wasn't any figment of my imagination or you know any anticipation or any anxiety or anything like that They said I literally was shaking and that my skin was no pun intended white as a ghost So they didn't see the ghost they saw his reaction to him seeing a ghost

And that night I had been outside smoking a cigarette the client had left and the investigator came to help me Uh came to help me. He played an mvp for me and it's uh, and it said we've been waiting for Eric and his penis and when she meant mvp He meant even like the e-vp like a recording. He's I don't know why yeah Yeah, e-vp is like a recording and it's a voice that's saying like in a ghostly way that they were waiting for Eric and his penis That's uh, oh that's like a very specific. Do you have the e-vp? I do not surprisingly uh or unsurprisingly perhaps He goes it sounded like it was from a distance

Which should have been one of our first clues because a lot of times when you get an e-vp from a demon It uh, it has like a well type of sound They're like the voice is coming from a well, but we didn't think anything of it I mean I was shaken up and I didn't go into the house much more that night after I heard the e-vp But I mean for about five minutes him and I were laughing hysterically about it. We thought it was the funniest thing Right and they go you big why because you thought it was funny because they mentioned your penis and he goes Yeah, that's exactly it and then we started going more, you know to the house more and more and crazy stuff started happening We did some scrying in a mirror, which is where you stare at a mirror and pitch black room with just a candle

Like just hey heads up if you decide to stare at yourself in a mirror in the darkness Your brain is going to do some weird shit the longer you stare like it's pretty creepy. Yeah Yes, it's not your brain is going to start doing weird crappy like hallucination like hallucination shit. It's very weird Uh, yeah, I can't find anything about that Eric and his penis thing. I was looking to see if I could find the e-vp. I wish I could uh And then he goes and we all saw a little girl and a woman that looked like an old hag I mean, they're just tons of experiences I saw a figure that looked like the grim reaper as well as this

This lady that had spent the the night there one night with us So two people saw the the grim reaper and one night when I wasn't there They had seen a little girl in the bathtub just covered head to toe in blood They were crows crows usually are scavengers But there was a tree on the front yard where crows would usually would actually bring Uh, their their sounds. I don't know how to describe it any better than sacrifices They would usually bring things to this tree So we started getting all these clues and we weren't sure what to do

So I reached out to the to pretty much everywhere as did my lead investigator The catholic church would not take the case No one would take the case They actually they wouldn't actually let me on this investigation for my own safety Just because of things that have happened to me on past investigations I reached out to people in magical orders and secret societies that I knew that could possibly help us out And people that uh, and people thought that it was too dangerous. Basically too much kombucha, dude Uh, like it's weird. Yeah, like everybody's reaching out for some reason. It's like hell no, bro

That shit's like even beyond us. We ain't gonna fuck with that shit, which I feel like I almost feel like that's hard to believe Because I feel like so many other ghost hunter Crews would jump on a chance for something that's as active as this place It makes no sense why they wouldn't immediately jump on this um They then the interviewer asked if they a ghost were being dangerous or threatening And he goes something amazing just happened while we were talking because he was doing this interview while he was at the haunted house

And he goes I just got scratched on my neck. I swear to you. My neck is burning right here Uh, and he points that to where his neck. Yeah, my neck the skin just started burning So I reached out to everyone and then he continues the story So I reached out doesn't he doesn't there is no evidence that he showed his neck to the interviewer So I reached out to everyone and no one would take it people thought it was too evil too dangerous a figment of my imagination So finally out of the clear blue someone with a very special gift reached out to us Knew that a group needed help uh knew that it was us and between conversations with mainly my lead investigator and him We found out that it was if I start crying I apologize

This is I think we banished her uh at the at the house but I think her presence is still around and He gets cut off and the interviewer goes. Why is that so emotional for you? I don't know. I'll get to the part where the sexual incident happened in a minute But we found out that it was Lilith who was the first wife of adam before eve and adam wanted her to lay Under him during sex and be subservient That's who he's dealing with right now. Um, that's who he's having sex with Well, this is yeah

And so then the narrator goes um Why did I not learn about this in sunday school? Like the adam wanted to you know lay her eve underneath her and he continues But she went to heaven to try and like ignoring the question but she went to heaven or But she went to heaven or try to go to heaven and The way this guy speaks is awful But she went to heaven or tried to go to have in and was rebuked

By the prophet isaia and started breeding with the demons so So she tried to go to heaven. It didn't work and she got went down to them and I believe this is Lilith Uh, she started breeding with the demon as modius to create demonic children And she actually became the serpent in the tree in the garden of edin It's very complicated to try and figure out where these demons that he's sleeping with are coming from I feel like i'm doing crystal meth right now. This is crazy. Again, if you want to read this yourself augustmiglofflin.com Uh slash date space ghost

Uh, it's um, it's a mess My question is why would any paranormal investigator faced with someone? Who seems to be a target for much paranormal activity be like no, thanks. We don't want to look at it We don't want to be near that person. That's what it doesn't make any sense uh Someone posted on kora because he's been his his research has been relatively public Asking whether she was the the serpent and sandy saltmers a former ordained minister applied No, the snake was a snake according to genesis

Lilith was a separate myth where she was created at the same time as adam So she refused to be subservient to him Yes, Lilith is supposed to be the first wife of adam technically for this the catholic church demonized her and portrayed her with a snake wrapped around her How dare she think she is equal to man end quote um Eric and others also see good in Lilith, which is one reason he thinks it was emotional to talk about Lilith is also in paganism the goddess of fertility. She's also she's a very revered goddess She's like a yin and these people from the other side of the fucking stargate like what the fuck is happening here

I know I know There's the very negative demonic side of her and then there's a very positive goddess side of fertility of fertility uh We had the specialist come he went in the house and trapped her in a mirror So they did a ritual in the haunted house and yes, exactly like Constantine And they trapped this ghost in the mirror and he put something similar to a circle of Solomon Like in the paranormal activity movie on the mirror and then put an actual amulet of Lilith on the mirror and then covered it with a Blessed blanket

I was at the property at the time But I was not allowed in the house when the final blessings or rites were done Which to my understanding were done in Sumerian and Babylonian So this is all happening at this fucking house Uh, and he the interviewer goes is that how you help someone cross over? Eric says not how I do this guy is very specialized and this was a very unique case So my lead investigator and I spent the night alone at the house that night and in the morning We heard her saying, you know, we heard a shrill voice saying quote help get me out get me out

Like a woman was pleading from behind the mirror Get the fuck out of here But that morning he was joking around and he said should we give the amulet to the client? Um, he goes in case you missed it. This is the narration from the interviewer He goes in case you missed it the amulet was a necklace They hung on the mirror in an attempt to trap Lilith Eric said go continues and said I and I said, well, I don't know if there that's a good idea might be

You know it might have Lilith's negative energy attached to it And as soon as I said that you know how like some houses in the front they have like that bark Well, okay, I got very dizzy. I don't know if I passed out or what but I hit my head on the bark This was and this was that soft bark and I actually fell hard enough to receive a concussion Just inches away where actual blip bricks were my god And my lead investigator says that if I hit my head on the brick at that velocity I was going I could have very easily been seriously injured if not killed And that's what they thought was going to happen to me the night that they crossed over the old woman and the husband

They thought that Lilith was going to get pissed and they said that if I was there because of my background in the occult The same reason why I was not the house at the exact moment when they did the final actual rights That's something very dramatic could have happened to him So for his own life because of his history being in satanism, he had to be out there I didn't realize it until later But one night I believe it was the same night that I had seen the grim reaper or the grim reaper looking figure Was a dark figure with a skeletal face and a black hood the next morning Everybody had left it was just me and my lead investigator and about 8 a.m

He was in the far end of the house where the bathroom is and all of a sudden I start hearing the sounds of rush rough passionate sex in my ear Oh my god, and I was thinking to myself, you know, what the hell is this? Yeah, man. Yeah Whoa, whoa sex sounds. That's crazy. Whoa Um, I knew it wasn't him doing, you know things that people do because the bathroom was quite a distance away and the door is closed Yeah, I guess you mean just sex. Okay. I don't know what he meant Uh, he goes the bathroom was quite a distance away and the door is closed and I wouldn't hear and I wouldn't hear that

And it was right in my ear It actually at times sounded like two people then the sound stopped And the and then there was a smell of semen And I mean a lot of people busted my balls But I mean come on guys if you're not eating pineapple or fruit that night your semen is going to smell a bit like cornstarch Who the fuck is this person? He's like a cab driver that's like driving at 2 a.m And you just can't stop him from talking and he's just talking about whatever the fuck now

He's like, you know how to make this just your cum smell good, right? You fucking idiots You're gonna fuck a ghost at least make your cum smell good The universe viewer continue goes on like cum trees and eric said yeah, exactly. Thank you I don't know. I know what I know what he's talking about. I know what a cum tree is. Oh, no, I don't However, they just smell like cum. Okay, however The idea that you would casually mention that in an article without any sort of context is absolutely mind-boggling I have no context for half of what you just said alex What the absolute shit is happening in this episode?

There's a tree that smells like Come in a tissue in a piece of paper in a piece of tissue paper. I wouldn't know what that smells like. It's a it's a famous It's a famous tree. I wouldn't know what that smells like. It's a Well, okay. I mean whatever like I maybe you'd never smelled it. Nope. I want to know it's a smell That's a specific smell and there's a tree that smells like oh my god, dude. You know what go on uh Uh reddit.com slash chilluminati pod. Don't do this and uh just comment. Yes or no if you know what i'm talking about Yes, or no anything. No context. Thank you Simple yes or no

Yeah, after eric said yes, exactly. Thank you august goes. Yeah, it's natural to have a natural aroma So eric continues. Fucking hell. Exactly Exactly, you have my back So it smells like that and the lead investigator came in and he's like what the f is that? It smells like sex in here and we didn't realize what happened until later What had happened was that lilith had taken my semen. She's a succubus. She rapes unmarried men She had taken my semen without me ejaculating. This is almost a keen in keen peel sketch. This is not This is not real. This didn't happen. She took a he didn't even get to come man

At least with aliens do it you get to jizz. They just took it right out. Yeah, they just scooped it out of the balls, dude Uh, it sounds biblical or biblical or whatever. It sounds preposterous But we believe that she may have had intentions to create demonic children with my she did not She is not real. August continues the interviewer says did you feel when anytime someone goes through a trauma a sexual trauma or rape? There's so much, you know Intense emotions and a lot of times really serious healing that needs to take place. Did you feel that deep sense of violation? Meaning that's a good question. I'm not sure. That's the uh, that's the honest. He goes. I'm not sure. That's the honest answer I'm not sure. I don't know. I if I even have hadn't completely preceded it processed it. Sorry. This guy talks awful

I'm not sure. I don't know if I haven't completely processed it is the sentence Although it was probably nine to ten months ago now. I don't know if it's completely hit me I've had some very lucid and disturbing disturbing dreams And I mean they might not have been directly tied to her, you know Uh young and Freud they believe stuff that comes out of your dreams and it's up to you to interpret them Although there are you know professionals that also do that. Sure. Are you sure? That's what they that's what he says Believe that's what he says. All right. I'm not taking his word is numb I'm clearly not taking it uh at face value

So I don't know if they're related to her or not But I've definitely had a lot more lucid and vivid and realistic nightmares in the last year than I have since I was a child Uh, August goes on and it was like not him talking to him talking to us Uh, it's like a narrative out. I haven't connected with Eric since our interview, but I hope he's doing well He told me he continues to do this work regardless of the emotional toll supposedly takes honestly Eric seems hyped about it all I don't see any real emotional toll so far Because he gets enjoyed. Yeah, because he gets enjoyment from doing the research and from helping people

And when people say this stuff isn't really thinks well here. I am experiencing it. So he moves on Uh back to the interview goes I know that somebody I know that somebody who's listening if not numerous Somebody's is wondering if they wanted to have some sort of romantic or sensual sexual experience of the ghost or a spirit Can you attract them on your own or does it not work that way? This is where I want to know I wouldn't know how to do that. Well, that doesn't help me I mean what happened to me definitely was not something done on my will, you know I wouldn't recommend it

But I mean there are ways to summon entities whether it's through black magic or through the use of divination If you want to have a sexual relationship with an entity, especially a demon then some sort of black magic ritual or even blood sacrifice I'm not talking about killing someone But you know during a ritual where you draw on a pentagram and put a few drops of your own blood And do some kind of incantation then perhaps that can help is this was this in the hellboy market Where the fuck is somebody talking like this about these I know it's wild August continues. Yeah, I don't know if I really want to do that But maybe somebody out there is interested. Please proceed at your own risk and take care of yourself in that in every way

You can also fantasize about this stuff. It's always cool. Very safe, right? You don't have to donate blood and any of that stuff very safe um Yeah, and that's that's the end. That's where the interview ends with uh, with this guy He just goes on to say you can find more this website and whatnot Uh, yeah, if pain is I don't know if it's worse to say Elvis or Lilith Like I don't know what's more audacious. Yeah, I don't know man. It's wild So there you go, man That's the interview and that's the last ghostly sexual encounter a succubus

Seeming out of that man's balls and he couldn't be more excited about it. It's like consonants going on I never want to hear you say that phrase again. Which phrase? There's so many phrases I said It's a poetic issue scooping the semen out of his balls unwillingly well Didn't get what I wanted see if the succubus was going to do that to me I would say no Because like I want I want to know what to have sex with a succubus, you know I don't want to I just wanted to reach in with their ghostly hands and scoop free of my seed

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