Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 198 - Minisode Compilation 27

Episode Date: April 5, 2023

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To Minnesota number 90. Pan away. Oh, shit. Top 10. Top 10. Don't do that. Don't put that on us. Not like this. Not like this. Nukes top 10. Nukes top 9. Nukes top 10. Yeah. Nukes top 9. I have something super fun today that I think even Jesse... Oh, boy.

I don't know, man. I'm curious what Jesse's thoughts are going to be. I'm going to start with this, all right? I'm going to preface right up front. This is one of those ghost action caught on camera films, but it's... but I'm going to link this to you. Here it is. And you can kind of like watch it right away.

If you all want to watch it at home, it's called Crazy Poltergeist Activity at the Historic Jefferson Hotel. So this is a hotel in Texas that is notoriously apparently haunted. And this is security cam footage that triggers when motion happens and things start flying off the shelf pretty quickly.

OK. So so take a watch. It doesn't happen. You know, he kind of sets it up really quick for the first like 20 seconds or so. But then you can just see like as things start moving right around. Let's see if I can find the time.

Oh, yeah, he's in there. He's in there. Yeah, OK. OK. Stuff's moving around in the kitchen. I don't know what's up. Where is this? The Jefferson, the Jefferson Hotel in Texas. This is the kitchen in the hotel.

It's interesting footage. It's interesting footage. It's very like. Can I can. So going back really just real quickly going back. The camera that so basically like how the way you would describe this is it's an angle shot into a kitchen kind of thing.

And in the back, the far back is the sink. For washing the dishes and on the right side is the stove top and all that stuff. And on the left side is a prep station and on the prep station inside of the prep station is all this like box stuff. And at about 20 seconds in, it starts flipping out and shaking and stuff starts moving and then eventually stuff

starts flying out of the prep kitchen area. But in one localized portion of it, the thing that I would say is that it's a little bit of a mess. The thing that I would say is that the room is much bigger than because at eight seconds, you see a wire shot, but then by the time it goes to the shot where things are moving at 18 seconds or so, it's it has moved in enough that there could be someone behind it pushing stuff.

Yeah, yeah, because right around the two minute mark, two, they kind of stick with that wider shot. Yeah, as well as the wider shots back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can see how big that is. Yeah, oh, yeah, it's a big room. It's it's I mean, there's room for somebody to be pulling maybe something or a string.

Maybe it's just I don't know the way the shit moves. It looks like chaotically bouncing around later, like two and a half minutes into the video, though, they show the footage again, like not zoomed in. Oh, yeah, from the wider shot. Right. But the you'll notice that the area directly where it's literally just like there's a huge part of the kitchen that

you can't see right next to where the and a lot of it is blocked by stuff. There's like piles of things blocking where a person could be hiding behind. What's up with this like baby hanging upside down, though, at the end, though, because that that just sucks in general. It's like it's like something in the hotel that's like a baby hanging from the ceiling that's like watch your step.

And that to me is like even more freaky. But I will say this, this footage looks good. Like it's not low. I mean, it's still filmed off a screen, but like it looks like it's filmed on like some kind of nice droid phone with a good camera. Yeah. And and it's like, you know, you can really see it. And I don't see any evidence visually of like strings or any

of the stuff that I normally see in these videos that makes me immediately go there fake. However, there is the obvious glaring problem of the fact that there's like this big island in the middle of the kitchen that something could be by. But there are other things. There's like lights in the hotel, like there's, you know, there's other things going on here that are inexplicable.

It's like, I would watch this video. I would watch it really. It's it's it's it's not because you can't really see that. If you go up to the seven minute, like 10 mark a little earlier than that, it's like smooth. It's not the jumpy footage quality. It's actually like a very smooth and you can hear the noise in the background. Yeah.

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Yeah, but still, I mean, I think it looks good. I think this is for this type of footage. Not crossing the line into like cinematic special effects vibes and also not crossing the line into like, you know, I can see the direction that they're pulling everything. So I don't know. Kind of convincing, kind of got some frustrating. I mean, obviously this would be the correct angle to film this kitchen from like with a security camera.

It's just yeah, yeah, it's kind of weird. All right, that's it. That's all I got. Take it away. OK, well, here's what I got for you. I have just like last time I did this, I pulled another one of my like weird old creepy books off the shelf. This one is called Haunted Catalina.

It's a history of the island and guide to paranormal activity on Catalina Island, which is like a small island off the coast of LA that's like like a tiny town with like regular sized buildings, but so few of them that people drive around in like golf carts and get around. And it's a quiet little beautiful seaside community in Catalina Island. And I went there because it's pretty close to me and the ferry leaves from my hometown. And so I went there and I checked it out and I got this book. And here is a and just to give you an idea of how small

of a place Avalon is on Catalina Island, that's the town. This is a article in the book about the Haunted Vons in Avalon. OK, called The Haunted Vons Market, Today's Special Ghostly Encounters. Ready? Whoa. Vons Market, formerly a Safeway, has not escaped its share of hauntings. Judy Quarstrom, a Vons employee at the store on Metropole Avenue, recalled a story told to her by a fellow co-worker. The employee had closed the store and was collecting the money

at the last register near the front door, completing the day's accounting. While tallying the finances, she stacked the coins and bills in piles. All was well on this calm, peaceful night until a sudden gust of cold air blew by, shattering the tranquility. It seemed to come from nowhere and was strong enough to blow the sorted piles of money all over the floor, as quickly as the cold gust of air shot through the cash register area. It ceased. Always quiet again.

The store may be haunted by a former checker who was accidentally killed in front of the store when her golf cart was hit. Oh, damn. I told you, it's all golf carts. And a former produce employee nicknamed Jerry, who committed suicide in his home. Jerry was a notorious, practical joker. And several people have seen grocery items, especially produce, fall on the floor when no one is near the aisle, as if someone is playing with the food. On one occasion, two employees were cleaning up after the store closed.

They were side by side, straightening up one of the aisles, their backs to the produce section. Suddenly, a small piece of fruit flew by them down the aisle. They turned to look, thinking that another employee had come in and was clowning around. They searched the entire store, but could find no one. Perhaps Jerry's ghost is watching over the produce section, still playing pranks. One employee has seen bread fall off the shelves on numerous occasions as she passes down the aisle.

There's no one around. And it's as if an invisible hand is lifting the bread off the shelf and dropping it to the ground. She also remembers the doors to the freezer opening and shutting on their own, something that has happened to other employees. No fan, gust of wind or other known cause can explain these and other phenomena which continue to occur. On another occasion, an employee recalled going upstairs to the restroom.

She and two other coworkers were the only ones in the store at the time. As the employee approached the restroom, the door swung open, then closed. She went back downstairs and to her astonishment. Her fellow coworkers were still cleaning the store. She mustered up her courage and returned to the restroom and checked, and no one was there. Another employee who was alone cleaning on a Sunday from 10 p.m. until midnight recounted a time when she heard a loud noise

as if something heavy had fallen to the ground a few aisles over, frightened and digging. It might be a burglar or someone who had come in through the backdoor. The employee cautiously approached the aisle when the noise originated to a surprise. Nothing had fallen and no one was around. The mysterious noises were consistently a part of the nightly manifestations. And then they have a very, very poor photograph of the Vans.

That's one color photography. And then other stories involve a stereo, which sometimes turned on and increased the volume by itself, an occasional sweet smell, which sometimes lingered in a particular area of the store, frequent gusts of cold air manifesting from nowhere and the flying and falling objects within the market. Wander in some day and while shopping, keep your senses alert. You can never tell when the Vaan spirit may grab you.

Oh, now I want I read this because it is so cute almost at this point. Well, yeah, very great. But yeah, this this book was first printed in 1996. And in 1996, what I just read you was as close as you can get to anything like what we just watched. Like anything like that that goes in the kitchen like. It like I'm seeing something that literally looks like stuff flying off the shelves

and I'm still like maybe it's this is like a book and people were like, don't read that to me. It's too scary. So I don't know. It's interesting to think about like how our brains have changed a little bit over the over the time that paranormal stuff has been a thing. And simply just being like I was in a store and I heard a sound was like a story. That's a chapter in a book about the haunted Vaans.

So, yeah, I don't know. I thought that was a fun little slice of culture for you guys. It was a beautiful slice of culture. That's right. I yearn for the olden days. Me, too. Me, too. I want to go back to Avalon. We should we should go. That'll be actually a great place to go ghost hunting because there's so much so much crazy stuff on Catalina Island.

I hope something happens and Jesse gets convinced when we finally go. I would love I would love to be convinced. I would love nothing more than Jesse to be the guy who says the monologue at the beginning of our ghost hunting show. Oh, I used to be a skeptic until this day when I ghost came and slapped me in the ass while I was sleeping. And I said, thank you. And he said, you're welcome.

Thank you. What do you got? Well, gentlemen. Alabama, Dateline, Alabama. A Wilmer man is happy to be safe at home after a scary incident while turkey hunting near Tanner Williams Road. The person who wishes to remain anonymous spotted a big foot in the woods at Water's Edge and these amazing photographs of the beast.

Sounds like a me article. Dude, I love this photograph. Number one for your perusal. Yeah. Oh, my God. Photograph number two for your soul. This is good. This is good. And that's me, dude. Number three for your second one.

That's second. Dude, that is that's the third. The third one is good. Dude, the second one is good, dude. That's me, dude. That's just someone that just looks like someone wearing a really big hoodie and black pants. Well, that's all according to the turkey hunting individual

who wishes to remain nameless. At first, I thought it was a crazy bear. But once I got a better look, I realized it was definitely a Sasquatch. The mobile the Mobile County Sheriff's Department is currently examining these Gundam is currently examining these photographs, but they are expected to verify their authenticity soon. This is a developing story more to come. Then update the Mobile County Sheriff's Office just validated the photos

and the finding Bigfoot team has been deployed to Big Creek Lake in Wilmer, Alabama, and update will follow. So I got to I got to say these are some of the best photographs of Bigfoot that I've ever seen. Here's also compelling is that he won't attach his name to it. So there's no that that instinct to like always hunting for fame. He's keeping his name out. The best part. It's real and it's crazy. And he doesn't want to put his name on it, says follow Team Sheriff,

which then links to the Facebook Team Sheriff account for the Mobile County Sheriff's Department. Follow Team Sheriff more to come Team Sheriff on Friday. I guess whatever the Facebook version of retweeting is said and I quote, Kenny, put the pipe down, dude. We cannot confirm. Hashtag Kenny funny, Kenny funny Facebook version of retweeting. Isn't that just lying? I mean, like whatever the case may be, the Team Sheriff says, no,

we can't confirm you're making it up. And so here we are. I love that. I could look at that picture of Bigfoot all day, guys. You got to believe me. That's a good picture. Bigfoot. It's of all the pictures of Bigfoot. It is the only one that isn't blurry. Looks like fucking Bigfoot. Yeah. It just looks like a dude. Like it looks like like that first picture kind of actually looks like Bigfoot.

The third like the first picture is too far away. It's just like a blur. The second picture kind of looks like a Bigfoot. And the third picture just looks like a dude in like a first suit, really. But that second picture is super good. It's like fun. I I do wonder, like I would wonder how how traversed is this area of the of where he is and is there I wonder what the chance are that someone is like actively looking to prank people as they come through a prank.

So like that's where I would be curious. Do you have the link to the actual tweet? I have the link to the to the Facebook, but it's because on Facebook, I can't like I can send it to you, but it's not going to let you just give me the link. I just want to read this. This is the dude's Facebook. So you can see all about Candy Walker and it's on there. I just can't read it because I know the Facebook. Oh, yeah, I need to log into my Facebook.

No, thanks, Mark. Yeah, I'm all right with that. There we are. That's it. Three three top hot stories fresh off the mill. Oh, mini style for your ear balls. But your ear balls have been sated, I hope. And we appreciate you guys sating our wallets and keeping us doing this over a Patreon. And we'll be able to do it without you guys.

You guys are the backbone to this show. Never letting me stare my parents in the eye, folks. And tell them that I have a job. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. I was really I was I was wondering where that was going for a minute, but I'm glad I I'm glad I went to a good place. Yeah, thank you guys for allowing us to do this. We appreciate you. We'll be back next week with number ninety one.

Goodbye. Bye. Hello, my little Chiluminats. It's uncomfortable, isn't it? It's a comfortable deep intro. Oh, Pat. So welcome to my hell. It's deep intro. We've done this for ninety one episodes and not a single complaint from the actual listeners.

That's like real real Americans. I'm right. This is the Patriot listeners. Are the real you here? And I'm actually right. This is going to go out to the public. I feel violated already. I'm just speaking for myself. You're welcome, Samar.

That's because you get to see it in his eyes. Like people don't get to see that genuine. I'm going to say that the show and the live show fucking went nuts. Hey, he rumbled. He rumbled people's beeholes with that one. I did. I did. Right. And I'm going to do it again. Welcome, Pat, to the Minnesota where we just kind of talk about whatever topics

we brought, weird news, articles, strange things happening in the world. And I know you brought something, so I'm excited for it. But I'm just going to take the wheel right now. There's something important that happened in our world today. OK, Sasquatch actually has government protected property now. Shut up. Shut up. You talk about as a rather as a result of a rather unique project,

a class of fifth graders in Washington state successfully lobbied their local government to declare county a Sasquatch protection refuge area. The Crypto Zoological Civic Lessons were reportedly the work of students at Lincoln Elementary School in the city of Hulquem, Hulquem. According to their. Yeah, I butchered it according to their teacher. Andrea Andrews, the youngster,

Andrea Andrews, the youngsters were initially tasked with researching the famed cryptid and determining if Bigfoot was real and hadn't been discovered yet, or that it was just a big bear and people had misidentified it. This sparked something of a healthy debate within the class with opinions on the issue largely split down the middle. And they went and they actually literally lobbied their local government. And there is a Sasquatch protected area in Washington state. So he's this closer to being real.

Government protected closer. It's like when Charlie Kaufman's made up brother like got nominated for an Oscar or whatever. Yeah, exactly. That's a small thing. I'm just impressed. Fifth graders do what I could only have dreamt of. Do we personally believe anyone here

that believes in the existence of the Sasquatch creature or anyone here? I think it's possible that it can be real. I'm on Alex's side. I don't necessarily 100 percent believe. But it seems crazy. But I could see there being an undiscovered humanoid ape. And I've seen some pretty good stuff. Yeah, well, is it real?

I fucking I don't know the only the only good case I heard from it was from people like in Alaska or there was like there's a remote like remote island or whatever. It was like really remote area or like no one's there. And people are like, oh, there was like something from a rock set or fucking tent or whatever. Like those stories. I'm like, OK, that could be something that's freaky. But like in the Pacific Northwest, I don't know.

Frank Frank has two words when you bring this up to him. Breeding population. You need more than a couple of them. You need dozens and dozens or hundreds of them to exist potentially in order for them to breed and get around. So it's like, yeah, there's like five of them that are mystic creatures. But if they're a real animal, you're going to run into one at one point. Or you know, you have to.

Right. At some point. What do you think the breeding population is of Darth Vader's? Of interdimensional Darth Vader's. How many do you think you need? Anything is possible when apparently there's a breeding population of Palpatine's that lead to children. That's actually very true. I know like anything's possible.

That's the whole other Chaloo and Adi Pog, this is how they did. What happened to Star Wars mystery? How they did not have a planned basically a planned structure for their the most expensive media franchise in the world, how they didn't have a plan, basically. Yeah, well, which is fucking insane to me, especially with how they handled Marvel, the complete opposite. You think they would have gone in the same way one person.

They were like, we're going to let you kind of run this ship. Yeah, Kathleen Kennedy. Yeah, you do whatever you want. That's basically what happened. The money you do what you want. Yeah, the the Star Wars like QAnon conspiracy theorists. It's like, oh, no, it's not conspiracy theorists, because I know the person who worked on, you know, one of the movies like I've heard.

I mean, the people online, you know, the there's there's like this sort of like tinge of like weird like punditry going on with those like weird things. I didn't like how they tried to like woke Star Wars. That's different. That's a different thing. It's weird. That's a different thing. We're talking about Star Wars being like just not very well made. We're talking about each each film

and trying to ignore the previous film. It's the W it's the WB formula. Yeah, yeah, no, no. There's definitely a weird side to it, like a creepy racist side, but that's not where we're at. We're not venturing there. We're not doing that. Sure. I'm sure. Right.

That's all I got. Whose story? Whose story is next? Whose story is next? You take it away, Pat. Yeah, take it away, Pat. All right. Let me drop this in the chat right here. So this is something that has gotten more and more media attention lately.

OK, I believe. So this is a New Jersey dot com, excuse me, today, dot com article. Oh, yeah, one hundred and seven cases of brain tumors lead to investigation at New Jersey High School. Two men share their stories. So one hundred and seven cases of brain tumors and people dropping dead in like forties and fifties. So these are possible. Yeah.

These are it's a ridiculous high number of brain tumors. These are all people that went to Colonial High School. That's like around central New Jersey. And these are people that would be probably based upon their ages. Some are they would have gone to the high school. Some are in the 80s and 90s. So it's kind of a harrowing article because it goes into the personal lives and how like, you know,

like his wife was died the last three months were held because she had a brain tumor that these are all malignant. These are not benign tumors. These are all ones that are killing some of these people. Jesus Christ. Yeah, this person died of forty four at two thousand twenty two. So do the math. That would be what twenty six years ago. So we're talking late 80s right there.

Late 80s I went to high school and excuse me, late 90s. I can't do math. Well, late 90s, late 90s, like 90, 95, 96. So so the interesting part about this to me is that there was something that happened in the 90s that they're saying was unrelated. But this is something I personally heard about when I was a teenager. Is that New Jersey in New Jersey at this high school.

Oh, OK. In the 90s, there was a radioactive rock discovered that shut down the entire school and basically had to have like the fucking state come in with people like in fucking hazmat suits and like secure in a lead box. So that so so there was a science teacher that was demonstrating a Geiger counter. Oh, my God. On a rock. Oh, no. That's how they discovered it.

This is this is all true. And I heard about this when it happened as a teenager. It was it was news. They had a Geiger counter. I was like, oh, you know, here's a rock that has a low radioactive and it went off the fucking scale and they had to evacuate the entire high school immediately like this. So I'm not saying this caused the brain tumors of all these people.

But this that was a thing that happened in the 90s. I think it was like mid to late 90s. There was that discovery. So that coupled with this story, it's just really weird. There's something wrong at that high school. This is a crazy question. But isn't there a story of like a nuke in New Jersey, what that just is gone?

I don't know where it is. Disappeared in New Jersey. Like it fell out of a plane and it just like nobody knows what the fuck. Is that the plot of the movie Broken Arrow? How long in New Jersey? I'm pretty Christian Slater. I'm pretty sure I'm right, dude. I'm pretty sure I'm right. I'm pretty sure there's like a story of like a nuke that fell out of

a like the sky. Well, OK, nuke, nuke, sky, New Jersey. I swear to God, I'm just looking up like New Jersey pours one billion into aging nuclear plants. I don't see anything about nuke fell out of the sky. Usually doesn't end well. Well, I was going to say, well, I think I would have heard about that. I think. Oh, it's it's OK.

So it was it was in it was in. Georgia. OK, I got I got the I got the thing wrong. Yeah, same country. So so apparently the EPA knows about this and they're going to try to investigate what the hell is happening, because like that's an insane number of people that get to get brain tumors. Absolutely. Yeah, there's no way that that's like coincidence. Like, you know what?

You know what sucks about this article in particular is they have a quote here from the National Cancer Institute about cancer clusters, talking about how, you know, when a group of people near this quote says, because cancer is a relatively common disease. Cases of cancer can appear to cluster even when there's no connection among them. That is clusters of cancer can arise by chance. Like that almost seems dismissive to like a lot of people got cancer in one particular area and they're like, it could happen.

One hundred and one hundred and seven from probably a very specific time period. I don't want to say like 10, 15 years. That's that's not chance alone. That's a significant. Not like when you think about how many people in the population probably get like a malignant brain tumor. I don't know one out of what ten thousand. Like what the hell is the number going to be?

It's going to be low. It's going to be very low, the number. Yeah. Twenty thousand. I don't know. I got to look that up. No, actually, I was right. Yeah. Wait a minute. Uh, an incident of this type, a broken arrow incident is what they actually call them when there's an accident involving a nuke

loss of two atomic bombs off the coast of New Jersey on July 28th, 1957. A globe master transport took off from a base. It's cargo had three nukes plus one core. The flight would be anything but routine. So wait, do they get the core? The globe master to plane. What happened? A bomb on that one July day, it departed from Delaware's Dover Air Force Base

for Europe, its precise destination remains unknown. Exactly what we're wrong. Nobody knows, but shortly following the departure, it was in serious trouble. For the engines had to be shut down. I love how you're like, and then there's this thing. And then also you're like, here it is. Here it is. You're not even on the phone.

I'm on like a reporter calling in the article, but it's just I'm reading an article that's already there. So they landed it and then they realized that there was nukes missing. Oh, all right. So there's just like a nuke. So the first bomb was pushed overboard 2,500 feet above the sea and fell into the ocean a hundred miles from Atlantic City. The second bomb was jettisoned in the same manner.

There's no observable detonation. But maybe I don't know. I don't know how close that that school is to the water. So I got to I got the I got the math, the Pat math on this hashtag Pat math. So brain tumors in the U.S. 30 out of 100,000 adults get a brain or nervous system tumor, which I guess can be spinal cord. Well, just not even just brain tumors.

That's one out of 3,333 people. Naturally, we'll get either a brain or nervous system tumor. We'll just assume they're all that. Right. So this high school is probably you want to say, I don't know, at most 2,000 kids probably not. It's probably 1500 kids, we'll just say 2,000 kids. So that would mean doing the math over the past 30 years. There'd be like one kid every two years, one and a half.

That would naturally get a brain tumor. So that would get you to like 25, 30 kids, not 107. Like it's not probably bending the numbers a bit. So that's still an insane number. And this probably all happened within a small period of time. These people that are probably like 10 years or so 15th. So it's even compressed more where it's probably like, you know, 40 to 50 times the natural rate or something insane.

And I guess we now have to see if it remains at that rate going forward. That's that's a good if you're going to school. Oh, yeah, I've got, you know, I can get a brain tumor. That's great. You know, that's how the public high school. It seems like it should be pretty easy to figure this out if it's radiation based, but they're saying they're doing the testing right now and that one was this article, April 20th. They said it would take two weeks or so.

So I mean, maybe we'll get something, but what's messed up is in the middle of this article, straight up, it is just the natural, the National Cancer Institute being like, look, don't worry about it. There's even a section that where they say like of the 576 cancer clusters investigated over 20 years, 72 actually had increased rates of cancer. And of those only three were linked to possible exposure. So like it's not it's not basically they're saying, like, don't worry about it. Which is they're hand waving it.

The kids. That's kind of weird. Yeah, that seems a little fact that it's brain tumors. It's so specific. That's what's weird about it. It's like all general cancers, you know, lung or some other or all brain tumors. It's like what? But this is like the bird, like the breeding ground for a conspiracy theory. Well, that's because they don't give you any answers

and the people who should be looking for answers are like, don't worry. Well, this is like Alex. I don't know if you know where this is, but somewhere south of the city. And Pat, you might know, because it would be north of you. There was a place in California where they did drilling for like natural gas or something and like a like a man or something broke. Oh, is this thing where it smelled like shit for like months and nobody knew that.

Yeah. And everyone was like, what is that? But then people got sick. Like that was a car to move because they started to get like actually ill and the government was just like, I don't know what you're talking about. Don't worry about it. People like, when was this? It's since I've moved here. So it's been in the last 10 years.

But I don't know. Well, there was a number. There was like a gas smell over like a whole part of Carson recently, like right over by the old office. Oh, damn. Yeah, that's because there's a legitimate plant there. Like there's like a gas plant. This was like a like what is that smell news reports for like months? Oh, it's pretty well.

By the way, numbers up to 117. Now that are confirmed cases like and more is going to come forward. Probably this is going to be talk about lawsuits. These are all people that are now like in their like 40s, 50s. It sounds like it's 80s and 90s students and maybe more. Yeah, this is going to be nuts. I if it's if it's linked to that fucking rock, I just talked about that. Would be insane that they had a dude.

It's the most obvious thing. Let me find out how long it was in the school before you're like the exact right age pretty much, right? Like that's like about your time. Yeah, I would have went if I went to I went to I didn't go to this high school. But I had gone to this high school. I would have went between 94 98. Right. So like it would almost line up to that.

Right. If I were the cut off for me in a brain tumor, if I went to this high school, man, yeah, these articles coming up now, like the search, Colonia Radioactive Rock and you get articles talking about it. That's so weird. So now this is what this this is what this town is going to be known for. Where do you find your sisters? Both of them with brain cancer.

Both sisters. Yeah, this is this is going to be like a major, major story nationally. If this is like this is this is new. This is the past week or so. I had people back. He's telling about this. It's like, oh, remember the story about the radioactive rock? And it's like, well, look at this now. And I'm like, what the hell?

What? Where did he get the rock? He just picked it up off the ground. No, no, you can't just pick up a radioactive rock off the ground. I mean, I don't know, you know, like, where did he get it? Was it at school for a while? And then he just like detected it at that. Who knows? Here's that. Here's the New Jersey 101.5.com article

about the radioactive rock that's now referenced here. This might be a future episode entirely if this picks up steam. This is deep. This is something. This is something. So to potentially contaminate soil was removed over the years. Yeah, this is my this.

If this is the one thing to it, we're talking like you don't talk hundreds of millions of dollars of lawsuits against like the county. Radiation just does this. This is like like classic for like, yo, when you go to a radioactive spot, everybody's got tumors. Well, I mean, even even when they were talking about Ukraine and they were saying like the dust kicking up in the air from tanks moving through the area was like,

no, leave, you're making it worse. It is. Oh my god. But they were basically digging like trenches, defense and around Chernobyl. It's like and now they're all going to die slowly. They're all good. This is this quote here. It leaves me to believe it's almost got to be that rock

because the the test he did on the low level rock actually was low level. Then he was bringing it across his collection of rocks that were in jars in one random rock pinged out of control that had been sitting in there. God knows how long. Like, OK, I heard the story. It was like the Pacific Rocks were saying he went through all of them. And then one just lit up and he was like, OK, now we'll go over here.

And you'll see like it won't pick up anything. And then it picked up a rock in his collection in the closet. Fucking scary, dude. Wow. I'm not going to explain how you can have 10 plus years of students all exposed to that level of radiation. Man, what if that was just a beat rock from like Atlantic City and somehow the nuke leaked radioactive. How dare you look at you trying to fucking bend backwards

to relate it to your nuke dropping out of the sky story. Why do you call me Superman's pal? Intrepid report is this typical? Is this typical on the mini? So you got to bend over to get my whole thing is about no. They should call me stretch, because that's what I do. Stretch, Fasciani. How am I going to beat this? I thought it's a fascinating story.

This is like one of those sort of like, you know, New Jersey is like mostly suburbs. This is like a classic suburban, you know, city. It's like middle class, unassuming sort of city known for probably nothing at all. And now it's going to be known for going to have a reputation. Yeah, it is weird that it's just the brain tumors, though. Right. That's like a pretty crazy like thing about this.

Super specific, unless like, oh, people get cancer, but like a brain tumor or something that sticks out versus like, oh, you know what I mean? Right. Like I said, if a hundred and seventeen people and it sounds like it was one, one person who sister dies started to like gather information about this. What do you have like three hundred more people come out? So yeah, I got a weird tumor on like my liver and they didn't know what it was.

And like, this is a catastrophe. If it's all linked to a stupid rock and some bio bio professors, you know, yeah, cabinet and then they start going back. Well, who took this person's class? Is there more? Is there a higher tendency among them to get cancer? Imagine that was it stored at like head height? How many students sat in that? Like if it's five periods or six periods a day, right?

Yeah, what did the professor die of? He's always around this thing. Yeah, I mean, maybe it was just true, right? Yeah, maybe it was just the kids that were right next to the cabinet. You know, like it is a minute of all the students. It is a hundred seventeen and possibly growing. But like, yeah, maybe it is the people in direct contact. There's a lot of things here.

They're like, and that's it. Terrible. It could be fascinating. I'm terrible. I'm glad you see I could bring my jersey charm to the Shilluminati podcast. It's welcome. It's welcome. Jersey is a hotbed of wild stories. We're in New Jersey. And the thing about we're in New Jersey, my sister, you subscribe to it back in like the late 90s or 2000s.

I was getting started. Yeah, it was brilliant. What was brilliant about we're in New Jersey? And I guess all of you heard of it because I think it was the first of the weird sort of branding. It has like nationally sold books nowadays. Yeah. Yes, it was compiled a lot of the early articles from it. They would not tell you specifically where anything was.

So they would give you they would give you ideas of where it was, but they would not map it out for you to have you go and try to like discover it yourself, which was brilliant. Yeah, it was like, well, it's down this route, route 17 off of here. Then you can find, you know, Satan's rock or whatever. That's off the path. And it's stories like that where it's like there's a lot of weird stuff in New Jersey like that.

It's like like, for example, there was like Menlo Park Mall, one of which is like a reference in Mallrats as like one of the malls that Brody got kicked out of or whatever, one of the whatever Kevin Lee's character was. So across from Menlo Park Mall was a was a wrinkle, which used to be like one of the predominant hardware chains in the US, I believe behind it was an abandoned mental hospital. Oh, my God.

That was there till like probably the early 2000s. And so you hear stories of like all the high school kids going out there and hanging out, breaking in and probably sex, drugs and beer or whatever. And that was like something that would show up. Something like that would be like in Weird New Jersey. Yeah, that's one of the weirdest places I've ever been. The Pine Barrens is like it's like Mad Max subculture that isn't New Jersey anymore.

It's so like my sister told a story. I think she was maybe doing a weird New Jersey excursion with her boyfriend at the time. This is like late 90s or 2000. My sister would have been like in her mid 20s. So sorry to date you in terms of age, Monica out there. You're not supposed to do that. But she went with her boyfriend. They went to the Pine Barrens just to do a weird little

and this Pine Barrens is like West of Atlantic City. It's like South Jersey West. It's like Southwest Jersey. So she remember going to a diner there and she said like it was like out of a movie. She said like all the locals, everyone like turned around and looked at them because they knew they weren't locals. It was like there's a fucking weird, weird parts of New Jersey down there that are not like typical Jersey.

There's a lot of woods and forests and weird areas in New Jersey. It's not just all suburbs and, you know, nuclear power plants and nukes falling out of the sky and radioactive rocks. It's a lot of weird sections of Jersey. Maybe because of the radioactive rocks, there is weird parts of New Jersey. It could all be connected. There you go. Radiation made the Jersey Devil. They know that was Franklin.

Do you know about Ong's hat? What is it? Ong's hat. Ong's hat. No. OK, maybe next time we have you on, we'll do that one. That's all right. That's a little tease for the the hardcore fans. There's another that's another New Jersey one. Ong's hat. Google it. Get me into the I'll be in the rotation.

I'll be in the extended shilluminati family. Yeah, welcome. Yeah, welcome to the family. All right. I don't know. I feel like I can't beat that. Are we good? We did. We did 25 minutes with a perfect article. We got to watch this video. Oh, I want to see the video. Yes, I do. I forgot to watch. I need to know your reactions. All right, I have a headache.

I have a headache. So I probably shouldn't focus on something like this, but I'll trust everyone else. So I need to make it big. Just click the video. Just click it and it'll become big. And then just like look at the plus sign. Just only stare at the plus sign.

The video will probably loop over and over again. Just like stare at the plus sign. I think I've done this before. You're going to see the celebrities on the side. Yeah. And they start their faces start to warp. And it's terrifying. The thing is, my eyes, every time they get warped, my eyes like look at them.

Because you want to see what it is. And when you see their normal and it's that kind of idea that and your periphery, you're like shocked to go. And you look the craziest one. I think at least to me is Sandra Bullock because she has eye shadow on. And so when you see her, it looks like she has giant alien eyes.

It's wild. Yeah, that's why it doesn't be full screen or you can just look at the little cross between the pictures right at the pit. You got to stare all your. Russell Crowe is on the cross. Russell Crowe and Neil Patrick Harris, the ones that's really fucking me up.

Jim Carrey, he's screwing me up every time he comes by. Yeah, they start it. Looked at like the eyes start going up on their foreheads. Yeah, it's like Matt Damon. Robin Williams face becomes more distorted over time. Like each pass of his face, it becomes like bigger and bigger and bigger. It's wild.

Oh, yeah, it's like a new. It's like a new weirdness every time. It's like I keep expecting to be the same, but it's like not. Every time it's something a little different girls. Eyes keep adjusting, trying to figure it out. Oh, yeah, it's fascinating to me, this kind of stuff. Like your brain really just wants order in the universe, like whatever it does.

It's probably the calculation since the calculation is changing so quickly. It's like trying to recalculate where things the eyes should be versus, you know what I mean? And it's just messing it up. And it's probably mixing them together. So they're starting to warp together. Yeah, it's a super interesting thing that I saw that.

And it was, I think three am at the time. And it really, I was like, this is on the podcast. I'm doing, I'm bringing this is like, this is weird. There's a concentration game that you do in improv where you have to like simultaneously answer math questions and have a conversation with someone or something like that. And it's, it's, it's that same thing. You like, you start to be very aware of the fact

that your brain is like, has limits. And it's really weird. Oh, yeah. If you try to play a video game and try to have like a full conversation, quite like high level thinking, some people can do both. Some people can't like their brain just shuts off. Yeah, which is related to what Kelly said

on Twitter the other day, her cancelable gamer take that most gaming creators should just stop. I mean, all right, I'm going to join Kelly's side here. Because if you just look at the statistics, like stop. What, existing? Stop trying.

Stop trying. Stop doing. Stop trying to make it on the internet. Yeah. Oh, is that a thing that we're like, game devs want to like. She was just saying, it was like, post your cancelable Twitter take and she was like, most internet creators should stop

trying. Oh, internet creators, not game creators. Yes, I agree with that. Yes, that includes me. Yeah. So I got lucky, dude. I don't have anything fresh or original or funny or unique to say at this point.

It's like smoking cigarettes. You should. You should stop. It's up to you whether you do, of course, but you should. Let's get out of here. Yeah, thank you guys so much. I think you again for joining us, man. You're welcome back.

Anytime you want to come talk about some weird shit, we'd be happy to have you be careful what you wish for. You know, I've already, you know, I'm doing a show with Alex. It can't really doesn't. You can't get crazier than that at this point. So then I'm all right. Thank you guys so much for the support on Patreon. Yeah, no one can see your thumbs up on that.

We're done. Goodbye, everybody. Hello, my little chaluminopsin. Oh, welcome. Wow. So 93. That was less creepy than usual. I was it. A little chaluminopsin. No, you know, I think you've lost it.

No, I lost my touch. Yeah, now you're kind of like eventually keep your podcast. You're older now to do it. Yeah, it's not as creepy. Yeah, I got past the, you know, 35 into 36 is where the lines. It's a huge leap. Yeah. It's a jump. All right, do it.

OK, do it again, but imagine you're like dead. Like, you know, you're like undead. Hello, my little chaluminopsin. It's a 36 year old guy. There we are. Yeah, I'm dead. I'm on my way to death. Welcome to the mini so I'm so excited because UFO Mathis UFO Mike is back

and I'm back strong and I'm back ready to fight Jesse from New Mathis. This might be this is a resurgence. It's time for some nostalgia. We're going back to the retro. Mike the Revengeance. Yes, right. Right. Right. Right. Exactly. When the darkness came out and made like a joke song

and they got like at genuinely famous for, I believe, in a thing called love. I love you my heart. OK, boys, we have an incredible photo of a UFO, one that was taken not only in the 70s, but by let's go through the story. This comes from there's a bunch of different articles. You can read it from the one I'm reading from,

as you guys know, the radio show, The Breakfast Club. The radio show. Yes. Yes. Yeah. That's where I'm getting the article from. There's a bunch of different articles on other different websites. That's just the first one that came up when I went googling for this article. So UFO sightings, obviously, are not massively unpopular at this particular point in time.

And one of the best pictures of what could be a flying saucer was taken back in 1971. That year, a small plane flew over Costa Rica, photographing the train as part of a study by the country's National Geographic Institute. A 100 pound camera took dozens of photos at 20 second intervals from 10,000 feet in the air. And one of them captured something very strange, a UFO.

When the pictures were developed, aerial photographer Sergio Luiza noticed a shiny round metal saucer like object flying between the plane and the lake below. Neither he nor the others on the plane saw anything strange during the flight. But based on the altitude, the UFO is believed to be between 100 to 220 feet wide. Sergio's boss is at the National Geographic Institute, asked him and his colleagues not to discuss what they captured, but eventually they did.

And the image has since been studied and analyzed by experts who have all concluded that the object in the picture looks real and was not caused by trick photography or double exposure. The photo was discussed in the recently in the New Yorker, as well as the New York Times, with Leslie Keane quoted as saying, this photograph of a UFO may be the most extraordinary one ever released by government officials. And I am going to link the photo to you right now.

In the. Zoom chat. I've been waiting for it. I'm hoping for a genuinely high definition alien image. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. It's a UFO in a photo that's top down. It's pretty good.

That's not a that's. I guess I hit me exactly what I imagined like it would look like. Yeah, me too. But is there a higher version of this for people who can't see what this is? This is a photo that is 90 percent ground clutter. And then on the left side is the UFO over I assume a river or lake or ocean or whatever, but straight up is just like the lamest looking special effects flying saucer I've ever seen.

I my man's, I don't know. I don't know if I accept that. It is not even remotely retweet it just on my own Twitter account because there's a not even really real looking. Is there not? Is there you can look at the here. I'm going to give you this is not a way higher res version in this. You can click on the picture on the first tweet here

and it just brings it and makes it very large. OK, I would love to see this big big boy because it doesn't the one you sent me was very low res. Oh, wow. OK. Oh, wow. See, this is better. Yeah, that's just the same photo, just magnified. This is good. This is what I want. I can see features of the object.

That's what I was looking for. It has like a rim. It has like like markings, a dark center almost. It looks smooth. It's interesting. It could be the water, could be something on the lens, could be light. But it it does look like exactly what you would imagine a UFO would look like from above, even though you rarely ever see that in media.

I give this. I say that this is if you are used to looking at UFO pictures, this one will be one that will not disappoint you like a lot of the other ones do. That's a pretty good looking. This is probably the best one I've ever seen and one that's been released by like official sources and not just like Tommy in his backyard, taking a picture at his son wandering through a lake.

It's big foot. I know Jesse's just shaking his head and just does nothing. It doesn't do it for me. I can't do anything to convince you. It's just not possible. I mean, I think that photo is fascinating. The fact that the thing you linked us literally says I wonder if at Elon Musk has seen the Lake Cotay UFO picture. Immediately, I'm like, no, I don't believe any of this.

Listen, everybody has this weird hard on for Elon Musk. Everybody thinks he's going to be the savior. Just because the people who do already this count is being stupid. No, because they like all up a billionaires. But I already do not care what you think because they tweet at Elon Musk. Does not all of a sudden make the photo itself does 100 percent does negate that photo is not coming from this Twitter account, though.

Right. But they believe in it. Can't be real. No, see, this is how the government hides shit because they could do what you just did. And if even if real evidence is provided, maybe the government plant, maybe the government plant that we put in with those people and be like, you're just a crazy alien person, like these idiots and the point that people are picking their nose by the Obama

administration years ago to subvert all people because as you know, I'm saying this is how they hide it by people like, yeah, it's a UFO. Just like all you other alien believers. This is a legitimate sourced photo. It's not like a fucking social international archives. It's true. Yeah. It's like one of those things where it's just like just because someone said

tweeted at Elon Musk doesn't make it. No, but it does make it less possible to be true. It cast some doubt on their cast out intentions. Yeah. This is a UAP Twitter. It's not an official Twitter. This is just a fan of you. You are a Twitter. No, it's real. No, I'm real.

It's a real image. We can't deny that. No, I get it's a real image. It's a real image of a fake UFO. Oh, my God. You're not true. You don't know what it is, Jesse. Just like, I don't know what it is. It's not a UFO is what it is.

No. All right, I'm done. I'm going to lose my mind. All right, just wait. Just wait. When I when I see aliens taking mushrooms, bro, I'm going to come back. Aliens are taking mushrooms. No, they're going to.

I'm going to see them while I'm on mushrooms. That's what's going to leave that. I'm going to crack through the thin veil of reality that we existed in this three dimensional plane. And I'm going to see truth for what it is. Here's the question. Are you going to save that for when we're in Texas? Because I would love to have that experience before Texas,

unfortunately. So you should do shrooms on the day. Go home. I just wander on stage. I just like kind of like stared everybody wide eyed and confused. All you looking back, waving. Just put you in a crib. God, that would be the worst on the ground. I'd be thrilled to see an audience of just myself. I'd be like, oh, they get me.

Oh, thank God. Or is it just your brain telling you you're more in connected to everybody else? I'd be so I'd be like hitting on myself like, yo, what up? Yo, what up? You want to take the microphone? Just I think that's a phenomenal picture. I mean, it's a great picture, but it's not real.

Breaking his heart. I got one for you from Tick Tock. There's a guy on Tick Tock. And his name is. The Hidden God one, because apparently that name was already taken on Tick Tock. And you should explain what the Hidden God has taken. Basically, what he what they this is similar.

If you remember to the thing from a couple of months ago, maybe a year ago, where the guy was like, yo, I'm from the future and there's nobody here and he had those crazy trick videos where there's like nobody in the videos, et cetera, et cetera. And so that kind of kicked off like a time traveler thing on Tick Tock that's been going since then. And so I got this Tick Tock that's got a warning that leaked documents from a time traveler have been obtained that have some dates for this year

that are coming that we don't want to miss. They're not. It's, you know, this is the type of thing you don't want to get caught slipping on. And I picked it because I picked it because one of the dates is my birthday. It's the first day. You know what? I'm more more prop. Props to the person who actually made fake documents and didn't do the lazy thing on Tick Tock, where it's just text on music screen.

Oh, whoa. So these are fake, but not the alien. It's text on music screen. Listen, hang on. Shut up, Alex. Hang on. It's harder. It's harder to make the existence of time travel a reality because the earth is always moving through space. And so time traveling is also matter traveling back in time,

where in the reality, if aliens exist, they could simply have a technology that allows them to travel faster. Well, it's not moving in space and everything around us. Maybe you just go to wherever you were on earth at that time. It doesn't matter. The point is this is just text with images and music. Oh, damn. OK. But we got pictures.

So first one, July 14th, 2022. That's my birthday, July 14th. Oh, this is coming quick. Yeah. This is my 34th birthday. OK. The Great Split, America's biggest earthquake. And there's a picture of the Great Split. Look, I'll show you guys all of it. I'll show you guys all of it.

Huh? It doesn't say where it is. I'm I'm going to I'll send you guys the the Tick Tock at the end. I'll send you the article then. Why is it the Great Split? It's called the Great Split. It could be, you know, if you're thinking about it in terms of earthquakes, it could be the time when the San Andreas Fault finally splits and we fall into the ocean.

You never know. Then on August 9th. Oh, yeah. On August 9th, which is just a few weeks later, man, two million people around the world will mysteriously disappear. Two million. Not sure if it's related to the Great Split. It's not on August 9.

They go, seriously, no, this is the Earth opened now. This is some some ultra religious person's fan fiction about like. And then we all went to heaven instantly. No, this is fake. OK, well, what do you think is going to happen on October? What let me then ask you guys, what do you guys think is going to happen on October 3rd? They come back.

No, that's when the Great Awakening happens in a bunch of people inherit its psychic abilities. Um, not quite. It's the day when creatures known as stalkers will appear around the globe. Hmm. Oh, fan fiction. OK, this is fun, fun, fun thought, fun thought. Stalkers appearing around the globe.

Now I'm going to say this happened. That could like that could merge with like missing 411. You know, those stalkers like people in the woods. Exactly. Right. So I sent you guys a link to the Ladd Bible article that I used to look at this and the video on the article is the tiktok. So you can watch the tiktok and you can tell me what you think of the images. I love the weird creature they have for stalkers.

Yeah, it looks kind of like actually from the one from Hellboy. Have you ever seen that movie? I've seen both of those movies. Not the new one, though, the old ones. OK. Uh, bizarre. I've got an ad going right now. So.

I don't know if this is good. Is that it? Is there any more on that list before? Because I can't. That's it. Those are the those are the big things. The Great Split, Big Earthquake. A bunch of you are going to start in a realm. If you're going to start within the realm of potentially believable, you got to stick there.

The Great Split is on the verge of like nonsense and believable. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's I mean, look, it's probably not going to happen this year, but it could. I mean, yeah, it could. Yeah. Two million people, though, just gone around the world, though. And in the grand scheme of things, if it's just two million people around the world, wouldn't we might not notice that? Because if we there's so many people on the earth, two million is a lot.

It's I don't know if it's like random people around the globe, but it's going to be two million people one day, August 9th. Boom, disappeared. So I guess, you know, something to look out for. All right. Well, if I lose you boys in a few weeks, it's been a great run. God bless. I love one of the comments is Bro's living in infinity war. Hilarious. Bro's living in infinity war.

There's also somebody in the comments. This article points out who said it. Aren't you the same guy who said everyone on earth was going to get superpowers on December 31st or something like that? Yeah, I'm sure he is. We all get superpowers. Doesn't love loving ourselves. Is that right? Yeah.

I don't think mine's working. Yeah, I only recently unlocked that power. I'm not going to claim Professor X long enough. I need help. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Jesse round us out. Well, here's a fun story. In Norfolk, UK, a nine year old boy

named Zach Skitmore has a rare genetic condition that makes him immune to pain. Speaking of superpowers, a superpower, actually, though. And again, it may sound like a superpower. It may be totally awesome. We all, at least in our age, think that that would be amazing to have. But apparently when he was young, his parents noticed that he had no reaction to pain like needles.

When he got his first shots as a baby, didn't even squeak, like didn't even cry. Age one, he bit through his tongue without even realizing it. At age four, he dislocated his hip on a bouncy castle and had it popped back in without any sort of reaction. When he was six, he broke his leg and walked on it for three days before he noticed anything was wrong. God. So the real thing here is that not feeling pain is really detrimental.

It is actually actually terrible to not feel pain. Probably just get hurt all the damn time. Yeah. Pain is an important signal to your body. It lets you know when you're like pushing yourself too far or doing something wrong or your body's going the way it shouldn't. He doesn't have that. So he has no like, you know, how sometimes you'll sit on something wrong or you'll step a different way to be like, oh, Al.

If like he doesn't sprain his ankle, he goes all in on the ankle sprain to the point where it breaks. And so he has all these problems and there's a photo of him in the hospital. And he's got like casts all over like this poor kid. Yeah, this is definitely a power I would want after, say, age 30. When you have like some like you have this is a power you have to have. That shows up after you've experienced pain. So you know what not to like do.

Yeah. Well, unfortunately, that is not the case for this kid. And so poor kid, man. He had it's called CIP congenital and insensitivity to pain. And it is super rare and it's carried, I guess, two genes his parents had something happen and like it's a one in a million chance. And so he cannot experience pain in any way. But it also means that he's in and out of the hospital for all sorts of terrible things that happened to him because he just like falls

off stuff and is like walking around on a broken leg for three days. Probably slices himself open and shit a lot, too, I bet. That's rough, man. Yeah. Yeah. No, you know, when you think of the reality of it, I don't want that power. Yeah. As mom said, he can't play football, rugby or any contact sports. We can't let him go to anything like bouncy castles or trampolines because it's just too dangerous. It's hard not to get upset sometimes because you want to protect your child.

But, you know, it's actually interesting. You want to protect your child from pain and things that might cause him pain. But kid doesn't feel pain. So like, how do you protect him from that stuff? Yeah, he's immune to it. Yeah, imagine for him, it's probably like restricting his life. Like he like the parents, if it seems like his parents are locking him and down and like restricting of life.

How old is he now? Is he just still just nine? He's nine. And apparently he's been diagnosed with something called Charcot's Joint, which is a progressive disease caused by repeatedly spraining and injuring the exact same place over and over again. Dude, man. Poor kid. Thoughts to him, man. I hope that is a surreal problem.

Yeah, that's a bizarre one. Crazy. I was thinking that villain from that James Bond movie who was played by the guy from Yes. I think if we catch the hot stuff. Yeah, yeah. Poor kid. Well, thoughts to him and yeah, I don't want that super power anymore. I'll just I'll just Power Rangers. I'll get Power Ranger.

I'll always accept the Power Ranger deal with Satan or a Spider-Man deal. Let's say it's Power Rangers. This is not new news to you. This is old. Power Rangers deal with Satan. Yeah, I'll sell myself for some Power Ranger powers. It's like a sweetheart deal. Yeah, but you're just like too young to understand what's happening to you. Yeah, exactly.

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