Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 229 - The Pleiadian Agenda

Episode Date: December 3, 2023

Mike, Alex and Jesse deep dive into Pleiadian lore (history?) all thanks to a man named Billy Meier. Fact? Fiction? Cult??? GET THE DIGITAL LIVE SHOW HERE!! - https://shorturl.at/mCHZ2 Patreon - http:...//www.patreon.com/chilluminatipod MERCH - http://www.theyetee.com/collections/chilluminati Special thanks to our sponsors this episode - All you lovely people at HTTP://PATREON.COM/CHILLUMINATIPOD Auraframes - http://www.auraframes.com/chill Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - http://www.youtube.com/user/superbeardbros Editor - DeanCutty http://www.twitter.com/deancutty Art Commissioned by - http://www.mollyheadycarroll.com Theme - Matt Proft NOTES https://gyazo.com/c61af45a054ca27fe187afbdb84bed90 https://gyazo.com/708e14515d7d098320c9b25406b60cbc https://gyazo.com/6ed75dd55912b99eb2451244d4c64177 https://gyazo.com/10ce2180df966d4992d22a8041288c14 https://www.bbc.com/news/in-pictures-50634120 https://gyazo.com/0b6cd9a9eeb442bba0a68681fc5ea915 https://gyazo.com/431237ab2dac6b85aa8e0a6daa7ea03b https://gyazo.com/f96185a89a2800ac547daf0dce390941 https://billymeier.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/lightyears_garykinder.pdf https://gyazo.com/dcb06246e48ca42689a03b16557455b2 https://gyazo.com/7ae54543d05be5e937becd7835f610bd

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello everybody and welcome back to the Chaluminati podcast episode 229. As always I'm one of your hosts Mike Martin, joined by my two wonderful hosts out from Sunny LA, Jesse and Alex. 229 and feeling fine. I feel like should I stop counting the episode title soon? You think at like episode 300 I should stop? No, I think there's something so mystical, so enjoyable about numbers going up
Starting point is 00:00:49 every time we put out an episode. Don't you think? I mean, it's like a video game high school. Reliable, repetitive mantras. You know what I'm saying? There's something strengthening about listening to the intro. I just think you say it's were reliable and repetitive
Starting point is 00:01:01 and that is our mantra. Our mantra is just, I'm just saying like you come in, you say the same thing at the beginning, it kind of like attunes us all in, we know the vibes. Why mess with a good thing? Why? I like that thought. I'm not kind of guy too.
Starting point is 00:01:13 Why mess with something that's working out pretty well. I've been having the same breakfast sandwich for 25 years. You know what I mean? Okay, spell out what is the breakfast sandwich? Is it like a Monty Cristo? It's just that eggs. What? He'd be dead if for 25 years he he had a Monty Christo every day.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Maybe every day. Cordon jarra jelly. I think proud of the whole thing. And I put out a sugar on it like eight of a dead eighth of an ounce of powdered sugar. Speaking of food, though, last time it's been Thanksgiving since we got together, boys, how was your Thanksgiving? Oh, delicious. Right.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Any credits? I made a delicious anchovy plate. Is that get you hype? Oh God, no, I'm so glad I'm not your family. I went out with my parents. That was pretty good. Whoa. And what you got?
Starting point is 00:01:59 I just like, you know, we went to get a fancy turkey dinner out. I liked that. Um, and yeah, no cleaning. It was lovely. And yeah, no cleaning, it was lovely. And we, they had like different multiple sides. You can get my parents and I strategized and we picked the three sides we wanted. So each could get one for free. And then we had it on the table.
Starting point is 00:02:15 It was great. I liked the way you think. And then family strategy at the dinner place. Yeah. And then we went back, we watched the dog show, which you know, and of course, I guess of course, you have watch the channel John. Oh, Hurley national treasure He looks a little he looks a little puffy. I'll yeah, like I'm not trying to
Starting point is 00:02:34 Throw down with him or anything. He's looking great for his age But voice of an angel he sounds he sounds exactly the same as he did on Seinfeld. Yeah, yeah Who do you play on Seinfeld Peter? Man, yeah Elaine's boss. I don't know who that is. Elaine's boss, too. Oh, okay, okay. I've seen enough episodes to know who Elaine's boss is.
Starting point is 00:02:52 What was the job supposed to be? It was supposed to be like, they run, they're, it's a catalog. Right, right, but I'm trying to remember like, who were they spoofing? I don't know, I don't know exactly what, what is the name of that company? The company that does the catalog all the time?
Starting point is 00:03:05 I can't remember. The catalog company. The one that's like, where they, not in North Face. No, peer one imports or something. It's like, not peer one. It's something like that though. It's like, they like,
Starting point is 00:03:18 there's a cheap stag from all over the world. Yeah, not urban outfitters. What the hell is, well, whatever the case may be, it's one of those and it's very funny, Mathis. Mr. Peterman, Mr. Peterman's holding it down at the dog show. Yeah, but he does the video for dog show
Starting point is 00:03:30 and the dog show this year, holy shit guys, there was one dog, barely a dog. Some sort of rat with too much fur. A cryptid? And the man had to carry it out because if he let it walk for too long and we get too tired, it wouldn't be a part of the talk show.
Starting point is 00:03:45 I was like, yo, this talk shouldn't exist. That's when the genetic breeding has to stop. It was so poofy and he kept trying to make it poofier for the judge, that dog won second place, dude. I was blowing away. God damn. So Irish cryptid right there. I had a very Texas Thanksgiving, fried turkey,
Starting point is 00:04:04 a whole ass turkey, just getting a giant like that's the way to do it. Who deep fried the turkey? My girlfriend's brother. Yo, that's a ballsy bro right there. I love that. Did he inject it? Yeah, they deep fried three turkeys because we got people over there. That's about right. A ton of food at all times and of course football was on. So, sure. Very American, very Texas style Thanksgiving, but it was great. I'm glad you all had a good Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is 100% American. So that's what I love. Thanks, giving thanks to people on Patreon.
Starting point is 00:04:31 Oh, nice. Thank you, patrons. Good segue, buddy. Good segue. Thank you to all the patrons. I want to give a big thanks to the people who get ad free episodes. And I want to give a big thanks to everybody
Starting point is 00:04:43 who gets their mini-sode every week that we upload with every episode that we do and listens regularly to the archive of many unlistened mini-sodes. They probably haven't heard of their just signing up. I don't want to hear his worth. I don't want to hear his worth. Say thank you to everybody who gets the video mini-sodes. Those are nice.
Starting point is 00:04:59 And our brand new show, Rotten Popcorn, where Mathis is calling a brand new. That's like when the reopening sign has been outside a restaurant for five years. We've been over a year. You can't call it brand. The spirit Halloween takeover, wasp nest, like Cordiceps fungus takeover of a podcast. Rotten Popcorn. We're watching the X-Files slowly. I don't know what the next thing is, but we're taking it. We're circling back and then we're going to go back to X-Files, which Mathis has never seen. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:05:33 How, like, am I, like, less than a percent of the way through with four episodes in? Yeah, there's nine seasons. Actually, there's 11 seasons now. I keep thinking this seven seasons. I keep the 11 seasons. I'll be real with you. I'll be real with you. A lot of those final seasons are important. Dude, don't say that. It's still good.
Starting point is 00:05:54 It's still good. It's true. It's true. Is it like the office, but you know what? It comes back. Season seven is like the real final season of the office. And nine are just like extra because they make money. Dude, it feels the exact same way.
Starting point is 00:06:05 It feels the same way. But it comes back. And then the new stuff is good. Well, look, the new stuff is its own thing though. I'm talking about the 90s show were eventually like half the cast wasn't even in it anymore. And you're like, what the hell is this? They were just just a company wasn't in it.
Starting point is 00:06:21 That's a huge loss. Just a lot more. Yeah, but they added Robert Patrick. Doesn't matter. Michael Scott. A man is an actor. Doesn't matter. Doesn't make the office work.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Okay, we don't need Michael Scott. It's fine. See? See, now this gets it. Math is okay. Math is okay. So, don't spoil, but what season would you consider like canonical last season for X-Files? Whatever the season was that the movie came out. Fight the future came out. I think that's after season six Whatever the season was that the movie came out.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Fight the future came out. I think that's after season six is after as well the movie came out. And actually it's when Molder leaves. And but then when Molder comes back at the end of season nine, it's like the show how they actually do wrap the story up. It's pretty wild. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Monthly digital art poster from Studio Moleccho. Right, right, Patreon. Thankful, thankful for that. Thankful for everybody, anybody who will ever give us $10, right, right, right, Patreon. Thankful, thankful for that, thankful for everybody, anybody who will ever give us $10,000 bold face, no cap. Never happening. We have, we have thankful.
Starting point is 00:07:11 They should have somebody who tried and then it got declined. What's up with that? They're not rich. Probably the bank was like, are you crazy? Don't do that. Are you a movie star?
Starting point is 00:07:21 Come on, just once. Just fuck around. Just once. Movie star. Just once. Are you a producer? Are you an edge? Are you a movie star? Come on, just once. Just fuck around, just once. Movie star. Just once. Are you a producer? Are you an edge? Are you a software engineer?
Starting point is 00:07:29 Come on, just once. Just once. Just once. We'd be so thankful. Just once, just once. Just once. Come on. Come on, please.
Starting point is 00:07:37 I will only accept it from someone who has proven to have too much damn money. Like if Jeff Bezos gave, I'd be like, yeah, no, that makes sense. But if like John, Jeff Bezos gave, like John, the accountant gave, I'd be like, don't do that, John. Come on, Jeff.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Jeff, please. Jeff, you have too much money. Come on. I believe whatever you want, Amazon is a value, dude. Yeah, and it's certainly not pushing smaller businesses out. Those people have plenty of time to go to the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, all your employees seem to love it.
Starting point is 00:08:06 See, I would do that for you, Jeff. No, I wouldn't. Completely impromptu. I just want to talk about how much time everybody has to go to bed. What, I take that man's money and be like, if that guy, that guy sucks, oh, I'd still roll around in his money and be like,
Starting point is 00:08:18 he is a goober, the biggest goober. He treats everyone poorly. Yeah. Patreon.com slash Chulmanide Pond. Pfff. Get on down there. Scobar a trace that run poorly. Yeah, patreon.com slash chulman. I depend Get on down there Today's episodes an exciting one gentlemen and actually ties into X files a tiny tiny bit What? The poster synonymous with the X files. I want to believe. I want to believe. Do you know where that photo is from?
Starting point is 00:08:41 Fox molder. No incorrect. Fox studios. Also incorrect. Fox special effects department. No, no, molder studios. No, Chris Carter's fan fiction. Is that the one where they have sex with the aliens? No, that's your face. That's math. That's math this presents alien theater. Alien, burlesque theater. That's gonna be a special at our upcoming live show that's already done a bit of time you're hearing this. If we had the audacity, we would start every one of our shows with a four and a half minute burlesque performance.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. But like sexy aliens, we'd hire a troupe of sexy aliens. One of those things called that you put your hands near it and to make music. What is that shit called? And it's in like, oh, what the fuck is it called? A ferrimon? What?
Starting point is 00:09:33 Woo. Oh, okay. Oh, bro. My mind was clawing for something to like match you. I love that. I got you. I'm here for it. I covered you guys.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Here's my promise. I can't, it won't be this next live show, but it'll be a live show one only, where I will have a burlesque act to open up the show. Solo. I, I want. Alien. Good.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Mathis burlesque. Axe. Just stand by. I wish you'd have a comedy, like an alien-based comedy guy open one time. We're doing it. We should have, we should hire that big foot band that's on TikTok to open for us.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Oh my God. This is happening. I want him. We need, yeah, bring him out. We're just gonna, we're gonna just go real weird with it. That's the, that's the new vibes. It's just gonna be a showcase of, of weirdness. Yeah, we have the balance out the fact
Starting point is 00:10:19 that Mathis no longer calls us fake celebrity names. Yeah. And instead, it's all Bigfoot band all the time. No, no, so from ex files, this photo, this poster, is a real photo from an individual who has claimed that he had contact with aliens, and that photo is one of many photos he has taken over his lifetime.
Starting point is 00:10:40 A man by the name of Billy Myers. Does that name ring a bell at all? No. It's not the guy who's got the record in King Kong. No, that's his cousin, Billy. What is his last name? I don't know. What is the guy that Billy Mays?
Starting point is 00:10:54 Billy Mays, he died. Willie Mays. Willie Mays. No, Willie Sky from Temple of Doom. No. So this guy and Billy Myers, who's kind of be kind of the focus of today's episode, is our link to a previous episode, one
Starting point is 00:11:10 that we all love, the one about the 12 different alien races, the MJ-12, all of that shit. Oh, my God. And one of those races, I said, we would do an episode on. And that is today. Because today, we're talking about nothing but Pleiadians and what they want to do here on Earth. Pleiadians. Oh, they talked to the Red Hot Chili Pepper.
Starting point is 00:11:32 They also are kind of known as Nordics occasionally. The deep cut. What was you, what did you say Jesse? I got, I was lost in alien thought. No, no, as far as leaving a deep cut for the listener about Red Hot Chili Peppers. Oh, okay. I don't really understand. No, no, as far as leaving a deep cut for the listener about Red Hot Chili Peppers. Oh, okay. I don't really understand you. Like three people out there will be like,
Starting point is 00:11:49 damn, that's lyrics to a song, bro. I feel really good about it. Plead aliens already just sounds like the name of a EP by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Not Plead aliens. Plead aliens. Plead aliens. Plead aliens.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. From the Pleadians. Pleadians. Pleadians. Yeah, yeah, yeah. From the Pleadians Network. It's a Mathis' book, Pleadians. Yeah. Almost done with that one. I got, I was working on the last page last night and I don't know what happened. I blacked out and everything was a mess when I woke up.
Starting point is 00:12:19 So the Pleadians specifically are also known as the Nordics, as we've talked about briefly, Paul Whites, etc., etc. And everything we really know about the Pleiadians, at least initially, comes from one man, Billy Myers. And so when we talk today, it's basically from all of his books, I did not read all of his books, I'm so sorry, but there are a ton of them. And everything we're going to today is gonna sound kinda fucking crazy because it might be, it might be.
Starting point is 00:12:49 But I'm gonna, I'm kinda putting that there like, Jesse, you have to take your pants off and enter crazy town for just today and just go along for the ride. And I know you're sneezing out, you're sneezing out of the bullshit. I'm allergic to this insanity. Oh, because I'm not gonna sit here and try and tear apart
Starting point is 00:13:07 this man's accounts because it would take nine episodes. We're just gonna talk about the majority of what he tells about these creatures, what they want from us, and why they're so important to the majestic 12 or like the 12 alien races. Does that sound good? You guys buckled in? I'm more than buckled. I'm excited. It's gonna be fun. Does that sound good? You guys buckled in? I'm more than buckled.
Starting point is 00:13:25 I'm pretty fun. It's gonna be fun. All right, good. You know how pilots have like an X buckle on both ways? Yeah, well yeah. That's what you got on. Double buckled. Are you buckled up?
Starting point is 00:13:35 Are you free ballin' like no buckles? I'm buckled. So, just for the record. We're talking about a specific Pleiades thing or just, because the Pleiades thing or just, cause the Pleiades aren't, it's not like a planet. Yeah, to star. Or a sun, it's like a huge cluster of shit.
Starting point is 00:13:55 400 million years away, I believe, from us. Something along those lines. Yeah, so I mean, in theory, yeah, there 100% could be something living there that I don't know if it's an Nordic man, but it's so big and there's so many stars and so many, like, yeah, I guess in theory, sure. So, man, let's go.
Starting point is 00:14:12 They're visiting Earth, man. They're talking to us, man, with a very important message. In the Chronicles of Human Exotrestra relations, there are few chapters that are as weird in eyebrow raising as the inaugural appearance of the Pleiadians. I think about that lady we talked about. Do you remember the one who went off and had like a child with an alien? It was gone for like five months on Earth, but it was like two years for her.
Starting point is 00:14:36 It's in that kind of like echelon of bizarreness. The tale of them reaching out to Earth doesn't begin in a high tech laboratory, not a government facility, but in the 1950s with a simple boy, a Swiss farmer by the name of Billy Myers, whose close encounters from the 1940s all the way up through the 70s and 80s make even the most seasoned ufologist, maybe be a little curious about. He's come a little boy. Caught him a little curious of that. He's come a little boy. Call him a little boy. He's a little boy that's a, he's a farmer.
Starting point is 00:15:11 He will become a farmer. He's living on a farm now. He becomes a farmer when he's older. Like it's just what he does. But in the moment, in his first, imagine like a little five-year-old farmer. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what he does.
Starting point is 00:15:23 I mean, in the 40s, I bet you was doing work around the farm. You probably was. I'll get picture of this, because we're not in America. This man lives in Switzerland. We're in the serene Swiss countryside. Pows are grazing. The Alps are a backdrop. And then suddenly.
Starting point is 00:15:38 In the 40s? Yeah. Yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah. I mean, does that not what Switzerland looked like in the 40s? Did it look different? I mean, it always does look like that. It's just the 40s was a rough time for Europe.
Starting point is 00:15:49 So I feel like, oh, yeah, yeah. It wasn't perfect, but it, uh, you know, this Switzerland famously neutral about everything. Pretty chill. Pretty chill in Switzerland. Yeah, yeah, pretty chill in Switzerland. Yeah, yeah, you're kind of just chilling out in the weird farmland pretending you're not hoarding Nazi gold. I'm just picturing like a bunch of five year old kids like getting up, having their coffee,
Starting point is 00:16:09 getting on the fucking plows like, whatcha, like riding their horses out. Is this a world where adults are no longer alive? No, I just believed you, I just believed you dead ass. I was like, yeah, five year old. Put on their hearts. Yeah, that's how it was before. Put on their gloves. That sounds like a. I was like, yeah, five years. I'm on the hard ass. Yeah, that's how it was in 40's. Put on other gloves.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Put on cool bucks on. Yeah, believe it. Well, son nagged by the wife. You're being nagged by your five-year-old wife. Lots of mouths to feed. They have a one-year-old together. It's rough. Out of nowhere, Billy is contacted by an extraterrestrial.
Starting point is 00:16:42 It's like kind of like a scene straight out of a sci-fi movie, except there's no sci-fi element. What do you mean out of nowhere? Yes, there is. There's an extraterrestrial. In his mind, there's no spaceship that shows up. There's no like beaming him out of the ground. So something just reached out like Sup, bro. One day.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Yeah. So he's just laying in his bed and he just heard like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess he doesn't really give a time details. Um, he was five years old at the time. I'm in a lay. And he leaves outside throwing rocks in his window open, open up.
Starting point is 00:17:15 Belly. Hey, open up. I'm about as fast. The aliens are back. Belly, it's me. Have you heard of the blitties, Billy? You're actually gonna get some a Piedean names here in a minute.
Starting point is 00:17:28 What do you think a Piedean name kind of sounds like? Do you think it's like Glypglop or... I think it's like Elvish. I think it's like La Floraulius. Ooh, I like it. Hold on, hold on. La Floraus. Floraulius.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Uh, hold on, I got this. Floraulius. Nordic name generator. Here we go. Yeah. Okay, okay. I got this. Nordic name generator. Here we go. Okay, okay. Asquitil, Tuesday, Nard, Pureg,
Starting point is 00:17:52 Boadol. Boadol, B-O-D-I-L, Boadol. It means remedy. Love it. Oh, nice. So we got Elvin and Swedish Swedish, she said, Nordic?
Starting point is 00:18:06 No, just old and more snakes. Like, you know, I can't even sound dogs and stuff. Yeah. Let's start with the extraordinary and oddly, conveniently unverifiable first encounter that Billy Myers claims to have had with this extraterrestrial species. Billy!
Starting point is 00:18:21 Conducting you from the other galaxy Billy, it's me Bottle Bottle the Nordic it's like Lorien Billy Lauren What are these aliens want dude? What do they want? Why they call into this five-year-old from so far away? Billy, I miss this coming Prepare your thrash from so far away. Thank you to Aura Frames for sponsoring today's video. Do you remember your first holiday ever?
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Starting point is 00:20:42 Billious Journey into Cosmic Unknown didn't start in adulthood according to him, but rather in the innocent days of his childhood, we can picture a younger Meyer hanging out in that Swiss countryside. Like I painted so extravagantly for you earlier. We're the most exciting event is probably something like we're exciting in Switzerland in the 40s. A calp parade. Like what do you do?
Starting point is 00:21:03 Okay, yeah, fair enough. The Nazis. Yeah, you're Okay, yeah, fair enough. The Nazis. Yeah, you're just panicking that you're not going to get bomb on. It's pretty exciting. It's a lot going on. But it's exciting life for young Billy wasn't destined for life of like, I don't know, Swiss chocolate making.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Like he was marked for something much more interstellar. Was that, listen, I'm sorry if I offended anybody, all right? What kind of farm is this? I don't know, I don't know what kind of farms are in Switzerland. Chocolate farms, yodeling farms maybe. Oh my God. I think he learned about Switzerland from it's a small world of Disneyland. I was actually, you know, I was there the other a few weeks ago, and that's where I started to write the script on the rock.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Oh yeah, I saw you there. That guy streaking through it's a small world. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. nude. Yeah, that was fair, right? Legally, I'm correct. That hold up in court? Okay, once upon a time in the mystical land of Switzerland, known for its watches, delicious
Starting point is 00:22:10 chocolates, and a version to conflict to the point where it's almost criminal, a most extraordinary event occurred. Enter Billy Meyer, a Swiss boy with a penchant for extraterrestrial diplomacy for some reason who won, find a in 1942, claim to have done what no man had done before. Chat with an alien, not from the planet. For ladies. Billy, Billy, it's me, Galatriel, lady of the woods. I've come to talk with you.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Billy, stop bombing down. They'll never be out of the movie, Billy. It's criminal. That's a great plot in Lord of the Rings, dude. There's a should have been in the movie. All right. Do you think that's why the lady of the lake went to Arthur because Billy wasn't answering her calls?
Starting point is 00:23:00 Can you just verify? Can you just verify a detail? This story for me really quick? You keep calling him a boy and then telling him and then saying like, this little boy has a penchant for alien diplomacy. Yeah. You'll see.
Starting point is 00:23:15 You'll see. You think that's accidental? Are we talking about a five year old boy who talks to aliens? Yes. And some of the lessons they give is diplomatic intergalactic diplomacy. Is he a farmer? He's a five year old.
Starting point is 00:23:33 He's a farmer? He's a five year old that lives on a farm. Okay. This whole thing is a five year old. Yep, so far. Sure. All right, you know what? Sure.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Thank you. Exactly. Damn right. you know what? Sure. Thank you. Exactly. Damn right. And who would lie? Not a five year old. That's the story. Exactly. Exactly correct.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Patreon.com slash Chilimonade pod. Yeah. So the story begins with a five year old Meyer encountering not a pliadian at first, but a plijaran, which is actually just one star over. And there it was. Yeah. Pli he was. Yeah, Plajaron, P-L-E-J-A-R-E-N. Are they the ones that are like, foesolo roco? Nope. Spath. Spath. That's his name. Spath.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Kind of sounds like your sneeze. That sounds like a character from the fake Mortal Kombat fighting game that I made up on a couple of pieces of printer paper when I was 12 years old. SF-ATH, SPATH. That sounds like if Wolverine sliced his claws through 2000s sheets of paper. This Plygir named SPATH, apparently was an extraterrestrial who had an apparent keen interest in Swiss kid and gardeners. Svath, whose name sounds suspiciously kind of like a typo, was described as a wise old alien, kind of like a Yoda of the system he was from.
Starting point is 00:24:53 He imparted knowledge in wisdom to young Billy, covering topics that would make even the most seasoned philosopher scratch their head. Their sessions were like extracurricular activities, but with a tutor from another star system. And this individual named Svath tutored him for 11 years. For 11 years Billy was being taught by Svath, covering everything from the secrets of the universe to presumably tips on intergalactic diplomacy, seeing as that he talks about the intergalactic counsel later on. One can only imagine a real governing body of actual aliens. Okay. We talked about them before in an older episode.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Of course we did. Been a while. That's why I remember them so well. Yeah, yeah. It was very important. I'm surprised you don't remember them. No, it's got, I've got it right here, right in the center, in the front of my brain, right now.
Starting point is 00:25:40 All right, well then start looking at the center of your brain, you're going to need it. Yep. One can only, we imagine this weird parent teacher like kind of like the, if this was a parent teacher meeting, I imagine that the parents would be very confused because the things he was being taught were, and I'm gonna give you a list of four. Of course, what all aliens always tell us
Starting point is 00:25:58 every fucking time they come across us, warnings about environmental damage and the death of the planet. Myer reported that the Pleiadians expressed concerns about our environmental degradation here on Earth, warning about the consequences of pollution and resource depletion, even giving a few predictions of what was going to happen if we didn't stop, which we'll talk about close to the end of the episode. Billy, numbered chocolate stays are.
Starting point is 00:26:26 You must learn how to move rocks with your mind, Billy. Uh, also included, spiritual and philosophical teachings. The messages of these teachings often contained like, uh, supposedly offering insights into the nature of it. This is all happening in his mind. Yeah, well, they know he would start showing up over time. like supposedly offering insights into the nature of eggs. This is all happening in his mind. Yeah, well, he would start showing up over time. In person.
Starting point is 00:26:48 In person, yes. In his house. Yeah, outside, in his house, his parents never saw them. Out while he's driving cattle. Alone. Kind of shit like that, as far as he explains it. Again, he doesn't list every single,
Starting point is 00:27:02 what every single meeting was, and he kind of keeps a lot of it vague, but there's a lot of books out there. You can go read more. These philosophical teachings are like teaching him about the nature of existence, what human consciousness is, the development of a more spiritually aware society. Again, he's five.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Historical and future predictions also became part of his lessons. And some of Myers accounts include alleged Pleiades insight into earth history and predictions about future events ranging from geopolitical developments to natural disasters. And so 11 years of this, so he would, he was between him being five and 16 years old that he's getting lessons about all this. David Grush, his name would be Billy. Secrets. A damnant. He will carry with him to protect him at all costs.
Starting point is 00:27:44 From the T-1000. Uh, and finally, uh, just kind of information about extra-terrestrial life. Myer claimed that they provided him with information about life on other planets, the workings of the universe, often challenging conventional scientific understanding as far as I imagine he knew it as a 5 to 16 year old. So that's like, that's like the first encounter Billy has with an extraterrestrial over 11 years. And like I said, it's all kinds of bizarre things. From there, though, Billy would transition from child to young adult after 11 years of teachings,
Starting point is 00:28:22 moving into 1953, his extraterrestrial guide, Svath, decided it was time to pass on the baton by dying. And so entered the next of the roster of extraterrestrials that would teach our dearest Go ahead there is another another But Georgian There's another plajorian that boy was all lost hope. There's another plajarian His name is This is all you think of the end for real guys of this story all three of them are we standing together watching us do a podcast on them They're gonna be like so much philosophy retouch them I hope they protect David Grush in the future. I'm trying my best man. I'm trying
Starting point is 00:29:18 It doesn't help when he goes on Joe Rogan Joe Rogan Grush will him. Agents of the enemy are all around. Yeah, and so the next character enters Asket, but they're not from the same planet that's fat-was. In fact, they're not even from the same universe. Fuck off. They're from the dull universe. And for some reason, Asket too looks sort of like a Nordic goddess with blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin, and the wisdom of an ancient sage.
Starting point is 00:29:49 How old was he when she showed up? 1953 he's 16. Yeah, all right, that checks out. Broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, That checks out that he's like, Yes, the next one that shows up is huge knockers, blonde, broom, broom, broom, broom, Broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, b one that shows up, huge knockers, blonde, bomb shell. I remember her, she was so horny. She was always so touchy. I was always like, babe, please, not I try and learn about the projure. She tried to take me away from my wife
Starting point is 00:30:16 of 11 years. We had three kids together. I couldn't leave her. As this point, I was so scholar. So I guess he is entering into manhood in more than one way. And as we continue through our journey through Billy Myers' fantastical universe as it develops and grows deeper, we find ourselves with the second person, deep in the midst of his adventures with Asquit, not just being your run of the Mill extraterrestrial encounters, but now we're starting to look at things that are epic, in narrative, and make regular UFO stories look like mundane nonsense compared to the adventures he'd have with her. This is just like totally non-witnessed.
Starting point is 00:30:58 This is just like, oh, well, okay. So we have, we have some pictures. Just give us. Just give us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just one of them ended up in the X yeah, yeah. Just the one of them ended up in the ex files. Yeah, one of them ends up in the ex files. You are correct exactly. Can I just do a quick sidebar really quick before we move on?
Starting point is 00:31:12 Yeah. Do you guys know what I'm talking about when I say there's a part of the opening of the ex files that it's like Donald Trump's face screaming? You pointed it out to us. It does. That's no. it looks like at all though. Guys, just go back. It's blue if that helps. It's like, it's the one where it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,
Starting point is 00:31:34 it's like, yeah. We're not even recording our faces, so nobody is seeing what you're doing. You will though. If you've seen ex files, you know exactly what motherfucker I'm talking about. Just think about that next time you look at it. Uh, according to Billy Meyer, his Johns with Asquit weren't limited to mere interplanetary and galactic education involved sightseeing.
Starting point is 00:31:58 And no, they were not just sightseeing to other planets. We're talking full blown fucking excursions across- We're talking to Swabble-D, Timewime Tartus across time and space. This man got to start time-traveling as a teenager. Imagine being 16 and hopping between eras, like a cosmic tourist. Feel that become fucking cool. Witnessing historical event and shit.
Starting point is 00:32:25 I think the entire United Kingdom is with you on that. Every Christmas, every New Year's, all the time. I mean fair, it's almost like a special time on a British television for some reason. Yeah, but apparently also this time travel did not cause any butterfly effect, no sort of fractured timeline, or as far as we understand. Like that wasn't part of it.
Starting point is 00:32:46 Asket played both the role of tour guide and history teacher from Meyer during this time. Supposedly revealed to Meyer the quote unquote, true history of Earth, a history that would have conventional scholars probably spinning their coffee out. And from the secrets of ancient civilization, like Atlantis, remember that episode, boys, to the hidden influences of extraterrestrials and human affairs, ask its revelations where
Starting point is 00:33:08 like history lessons on steroids with a pinch of cosmic wonder. It's fucking crazy shit. And here's a list of some claims we're going to go through. These claims are a mixture of alternative history, conspiracy theories, and elements typical of new age and UFO folklore. And here are some of the key elements from Myers' descriptions of the true history of Earth that he was supposedly revealed by Asket. First of foremost, ancient civilizations and extraterrestrial influence.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Obviously, Myers claimed that Asket provided insights into the history of ancient civilizations, such as Atlantis and Lemuria, and according to these claims, these civilizations were highly advanced and had contact with extraterrestrial beings, which significantly influenced their development. Now, I want to also branch from that and say, a lot of what people say about Pleiades right now say that Pleiades were actually speaking to Sumerians in ancient times. However, through everything I've seen, Billy Meyer never claimed that to Marians were never brought up. And the earliest I can find to Marians being linked
Starting point is 00:34:11 to Pleiadians is like, little 2019, 2018 era. It just, it more seems like the ancient alien theory kind of globbed onto Pleiadians. So the closest this comes to real history is Atlantis. How dare you? This is all real history. The closest thing to like something. You're saying the closest that is Atlantis? Real history? All that is insane. No, no. The closest thing that the closest thing this touches that could that is another possibly not real thing that could be mentioned in a history book, maybe is Atlantis?
Starting point is 00:34:47 Yeah, sure. Sweet. That's all we got, really. It's just lucky that it's just, it's rough because I would, if it was like Rome, right? Like you'd be able to go back and look at their records and find that they did this, but because it's this one group
Starting point is 00:35:04 that the entire civilization vanished. Yeah. It's frustrating because now because of that coincidence, you can't winced it. You can't check their records, you know what I mean? But luckily we can check Myers records because the man took pictures of dinosaurs. So don't worry, I've got pictures for you in a minute. What exactly?
Starting point is 00:35:26 Hidden historical events were also on the lesson plan. Myers talks about how Askit included and talked to him about the idea that many significant historical events throughout our own history have been influenced or indirectly or directly by extraterrestrial interventions, suggesting that history known to mainstream academia is not only is either incomplete or entirely incorrect. Technology and cultural advances were also part of the lesson plan. The advancement of human civilizations, according to Myers claims,
Starting point is 00:35:58 was greatly aided by technology and knowledge imparted by extraterrestrial visitors. So the reason we advance so quickly is because aliens landed us our technology. Like the internet was kind of given to us by aliens, you know, and like we didn't figure internet out. So the aliens are evil is what you're saying. So Alicore is an alien, is what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Is an alien, yeah. Right, yeah. Well, because Pleiades kind of sit on the opposite side of the grays, who are evil in this universe, keep in mind, the grays are the ones that are manipulating us, trying to farm us for our energy and our seed. They're not very good. And the pletians on the other side of that trying to uplift us on a spiritual level.
Starting point is 00:36:35 In fact, spiritual evolution was also a key part in the true history education that he would get of our planet, which includes the idea of spiritual evolution and guidance provided by what else, extraterrestrial beings, with a focus on the development of human consciousness and a full spiritual understanding. She asked it would go on to say that love isn't a feeling towards somebody, it's an understanding of existence. So they're like, what we know as love isn't what love truly is. And we'll talk a little bit more about her of the some quotes in a little bit. Lastly, of course, global conspiracies. Myriars' accounts also touched on the theme of global conspiracies, suggesting
Starting point is 00:37:16 that certain knowledge about extraterrestrial influence and ancient civilizations has been deliberately hidden from the public by powerful groups like the military industrial complex and so on. The military industrial, in the group that is the military industrial complex? One of, one of the groups hiding the ship like NASA is another one. Obviously our all world governments, obviously we can't, we don't have the time. We can't dig deep into this particular claim, because we have to talk more about the other lessons he got, because he also got to visit this parallel universe
Starting point is 00:37:52 that this asket is from. Myers' description of the doll universe, askets home turf, paint a picture of a place that could give the best sci-fi realms a run for their month. The good guys are bad. And the bad guys are good. Whoa, the justice is.
Starting point is 00:38:09 The bad guys, where must I have mustache? It's called the injustice leak. So first and foremost, the doll universe is parallel to our universe. It's described as a sort of twin or parallel universe to our own. And this concept plays into the idea that there are multiple, perhaps, infinite universes existing alongside each other, each with its own unique characteristics in their own
Starting point is 00:38:32 laws of physics. There's also the advanced civilizations that Meyer claimed that the Dalai universe is home to, highly, like highly advanced civilizations, far more technology, and spiritually developed than anyone on Earth. And these civilizations were portrayed as having overcome many of the social and environmental challenges that Earth is facing right now. I say right now, in terms of the 1960s, 1950s,
Starting point is 00:38:56 when he was talking about it. Then obviously, there's the whole aspect of interstellar travel and communication, that being from the Dal universe, like Asquit, are depicted as capable of interstellar travel and communication, the beings from the Dalai universe like Askit are depicted as capable of interstellar travel and talking across huge amounts of space, including the ability to just cross universes. And this implies a level of technology and understanding of the cosmos that far surpasses human capabilities and you'd be hard pressed to find any details on what that would be from Billy Meyer himself.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Then there's spiritual and ethical evolution. The inhabitants of the Dal universe are often described as not only technologically advanced, but spiritually and ethically evolved. They are portrayed as beings who live in harmony with each other in their environment, embodying ideals that Meyer suggests humanity should aspire to.
Starting point is 00:39:40 And finally, the Dal universe is depicted as a source of wisdom and guidance for Earth. The beings from this universe, like Asget, are said to share their knowledge with select individuals on Earth who are worthy, like Billy Meyer, to help anyone. And I know someone's worthy at five. Dude, maybe he just got like a shine. You know, maybe they look at him and they're like, he would believe us. You said really, children! You see fucking children, seriously.
Starting point is 00:40:09 You see them, you see them cool. Wanna come, wanna come to our planet? You, I, I know a cool party. So first, you might be like, hey, you mentioned photographs. Would you boys like to see some extraordinary evidence? Dinosaur's? Pime travel? Yes.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Yes. Some dinosaurs. Yes. So first one, let me just go ahead and get you the link. Oh my god, I hope it's, I hope it's, I don't even know what I hope. What kind of dinosaur are you hoping you're gonna see? Brontosaurus, and it's gotta be a goofy as hell looking. Okay, here is, let me link it for you.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Or stegosaurus, one of the two. I think it's gonna be like round. Round, okay. Like puffy, like puffy. You know that meme dinosaur? That like yellow meme dinosaur? Yeah, I do. That's what I expect.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Well, there's your link to the first photo. Whoa, this is familiar to me. I've seen this. I'm not surprised that you may have seen these photos. You would just not know where they made it. So this is your actual? It's a tera-dactal. It looks like a tera-dactal eaten like a snake or something.
Starting point is 00:41:23 I mean, yeah, it looks like it's flying. It's, it's, can you describe it for everybody like who out there? Like, is it, what does it look like? It's pretty blurry. It looks like it really what it has the quality of is like a transparency being projected onto a wall or onto a whiteboard, like onto a projector screen. It's kind of blurred. It's kind of out of focus, soft focus.
Starting point is 00:41:45 It's a tear dactyl with its wings outstretched from the front with its little dinky feet down there. It looks biologically like it could be a real creature. Like just at a glance how detailed it is. Like obviously it's a dinosaur. So my better sense is telling me it's not real, but like, yeah, it probably looks realistic
Starting point is 00:42:06 I would say it looks biologically believable. I would say that It has all the signs of being a tarot actor that we know from being a tarot actor like if you saw this you would immediately recognize it as a tarot It looks like like a like a terror. It looks like a textbook illustration, like a realistic depiction. I like even has every toy that's ever been created that's a terror act all looks like this. That pungent, it's an interesting thing. Two more dinosaur photos for you.
Starting point is 00:42:36 That's next one. Okay. This one's more like, these must be a bronzer source. No, that's... This one looks like, this one looks like the dinosaur by the side of the freeway on the 60 or whatever. Yeah, this looks like a giant styrofoam beast.
Starting point is 00:42:55 We'll have these in the show notes for you guys by the way, don't worry. So here's the thing about this one. It has dinosaur-esque vibes, but also man hands. Human arms, like a, like a soda jerk from a parlor from the 1920s. I can almost see his like vest and pocket watch. Yeah. Okay. But then he just has dinosaur back, like the back body of a horse,
Starting point is 00:43:20 the hands of a man, and then a giant way to thick neck, the neck, the size of its body. It looks like an iguana don, busting a Yoda on a soda fountain jerk from 1912. It also is the exact same vibe as this, where it's just like a hand and a sock kind of thing. We're talking about that, that's a bad one. It has that kind of vibe. It's dinosaur vibes. Yeah and a sock kind of thing. We're talking about that. Sure. It has that.
Starting point is 00:43:45 Paper mache dinosaur vibes. Yeah. I know one looks less real. If you go out and look, like I'm showing you just a few, but there are so many, his pictures of the pyramids from, you know, supposedly in history. There's a bunch. Here's the next one boys, and then I got one more after that one, and we're done with dinosaur pictures.
Starting point is 00:44:02 But these are my favorite pictures. Okay. This one looks like in a rest development where you find out later that it's like Tobias is Balsac and they thought it was like a topographical map of Iraq or something. Yeah, this looks, this looks like a taxidermy alligator with fake Google eyes in it. It does look like someone took a camera right up to one of the like old Godzilla, man and Godzilla suit things and put it right up next to it. It does not look someone took a camera right up to one of the like old Godzilla, man, and Godzilla suit things and put it right up next to it.
Starting point is 00:44:28 It does not look real at all. You know when Daffy Duck has a gun and he and something happens, we're like bugs bunny like turns the barrel of the gun around so it's facing when he fires it and it gives him like that like blasted face. Yep, yep, yep, yep, It looks like a horse did that. Well, I got your last one already linked. What do they call Diplo Dockis? Is that what they're called?
Starting point is 00:44:51 Galamimus, right? Galamimus. Yeah, but if you're from Jurassic Park, yeah, the one that they run from, yeah, run from. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the exact same look at that. The question that I have is, why are all the photos
Starting point is 00:45:04 different gradients, different cut like, yeah, and why are they like silhouettes? I mean, a good question. It, uh, it's, you know, maybe time travel hurts the camera. Like, that's not how cameras work though. The camera would have a signature look on all the shots. One shot wouldn't be black and white, and one shot wouldn't be like a weird green thing. Like it wouldn't be that way. Yeah, I don't know what that's about. So you know, he's different kinds of cameras, but they were a variety of 35 millimeter cameras.
Starting point is 00:45:31 He brought multiple 35 millimeter cameras to the dinosaur. No, just over the heat. This dude has hundreds and hundreds of pictures over the years of him trying to prove. Do you think he got all those cameras from all that hard work? And I assume that the chocolate minds,
Starting point is 00:45:46 like how did he, what did he do? Probably. I mean, you farm chocolate in Switzerland. So you don't go to the mines for, yeah, it happens. You go to the mines to hide the nuts. He goes, is going on in Switzerland. I don't know anything.
Starting point is 00:45:57 I thought it was just kind of German and kind of French. Am I wrong? You know what, I would love to, we're just gonna go to Switzerland and find out what's going on there. If this show just becomes next live shows in Switzerland, let's do it. Can the Swiss government invite us?
Starting point is 00:46:14 We'd love to learn. We'd love to learn. We're here. We'll do a little travel show, you guys. Well, I'll eat all the Swiss, what is the Swiss stuff? This is the role, really Swiss? The Swiss role?
Starting point is 00:46:24 I will drink all your booze. How's that sound? Yeah, I'll drink all your booze. Oh, you can invite all your heavy drinkers out with us and they can out-drink me and I'll be like, oh, you beat America again. I'm sure you got it. That sounds good.
Starting point is 00:46:37 I'm sure there's some pork. I'm sure there's some kind of pork dish. Oh, yeah. You need somebody named Bjork? Swiss ham. Now we're just like, what if we just got some, what the, you guys wanna go to Swiss Shela? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:49 But we have to continue because the education of Billy Meyer only changes hands again after a few years. The education of Billy Meyer. Asket was done and now a proper Pleiadian finally steps into first real Pleiadian that actually speaks to Billy Meyer if you believe that the first person spoke to him was a Plejoran and this next person was from a parallel universe. This Pleiadian's name was Sam Jace. S-E-M-J-A-S-E. Sam Jace. Yeah. Yeah. Sam Jace. All right. And luckily for Billy Myers, it seems that German is a very popular language across the
Starting point is 00:47:30 galaxy because Sam Jace was fluent in German and came with her own set of teachings and insights more over another her mom and let's go. This guy's every time he's horny, he's like, I wish I had a girlfriend from space. Did it show up? There she is. Woo! Did it, did it, did it, did it, did it. Sam Jase also was the granddaughter of Svath. What? The age just like us.
Starting point is 00:47:54 One of them died. Well, yeah, Svath died. And now his granddaughter is here. Yeah. And she continued, she actually picked up, where Svath left off, delving into the complexities of human life, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, you know, we've read it kind of covered.
Starting point is 00:48:09 And with S.M.J.S. is a rival, Myers' story took a turn into the tangible. He presented photograph of S.M.J.S.S. spacecraft, which he lovingly referred to as not UFOs, but he called them beam ships. And these weren't your typical like blurry UFO shots, but clear almost studio quality images for some of them. And the UFO community,
Starting point is 00:48:31 fucking went on fire when these things popped off and the skeptics, you could feel them drawing their knives and sharpening them for these photos. So I'm gonna share with you like a BBC article for right now that it simply just has the photo, like a handful of photos. It's like when teens crack to lightsaber effect. I've literally- Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Yeah. So you're gonna see in these photos, you're gonna see familiar ones including the one that's from X files I wanna believe should, yeah, it should be in here. If not, I can find it elsewhere. I have a fuck of these photos. But these are a handful of these photos that he took.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Yeah, I mean, they look pretty good. They're like kind of like quiet landscape shots, really wide shots. The one from X-Files is here. I see it right here. It's like centered in the shot. They look great. I think he's throwing hubcaps in the air though. It's very possible. I will say, I'm impressed that it's all the exact same camera. It looks legit, but I think Alex is right. Just based on angle and size, it's clearly closer to the ground than it appears to be. The way he is compared to where the aliens are
Starting point is 00:49:43 and like the way the shots are framed, it's like really conveniently the exact right way for that optical illusion to exist if it were closer to the camera. Absolutely. And I'm actually going to share with you now two more photos and I'm going to see something, like you pick something up on one of them that might hint that you might be correct. These might be actually like not real. So man's hand.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Yeah, it's just a dude's hand in camera. There's not a lot of looking involved. All right, so the first one. All right, let's see. Okay, this one looks a little bit. It's nice, the ones I'm talking about when it comes to like clear, almost studio quality like photos.
Starting point is 00:50:18 It is clear, almost studio quality. You're exactly right. This looks good. I'm actually gonna give you three total. It looks like Flash Gordon. It's a little extra. Yeah. Absolutely. Then you have this one
Starting point is 00:50:30 and then the last one. And it was the last one is the one that has something you might notice. Another one that looks just like really excellent, almost like surreal, you know, bliss. Yeah. The like windows backdrop bliss.
Starting point is 00:50:46 That's what this looks like. This, I mean, the thing about these UFOs is it seems like there's extra, it's not just a saucer. No, you can see the details. Bulbs on them and yeah, yeah, like some descriptions of UFOs from others. I mean, it's interesting.
Starting point is 00:51:02 So these, so these, this last one, I'm going to just say it in one way, great, because we're looking at the light peeking over the UFO and stuff. But I will point out that they look to be the same exact image, the two UFOs look to be the same exact thing. I will say, I have through multiple different people do going through these photos, like none of them have been found to be doctored. Doesn't mean they weren't faked in camera at the time,
Starting point is 00:51:30 but there wasn't any post-seemly done on these photos. Yeah, yeah. The last one has the issue that it's really hard to tell, and I might side on the fact that it's in front of, but there's a tree in the office. Yes, that could be net tree. And the UFO appears to be in front of the tree, which will make it extremely small. That's exactly the thing I noticed too, and that's what I was talking about, because
Starting point is 00:51:52 on the edge of the tree, but it does look like it's pretty clearly sitting in front of the tree, which would make this thing tiny as shit. And the other thing, if you said it's behind the tree, which I guess you could say because the tree, it's backlit so the tree and the UFO are dark. Yes, true. Even if it was behind the tree, it would only be slightly bigger. It wouldn't be a huge UFO, it would be like,
Starting point is 00:52:15 I don't know, five feet bigger, is it? Which you make another excellent point too, because again, if you look close into the picture, Jesse, on one of the branches that disappears into the darkness, it does pop up on the other side of that tiny shadowed lump. So it's very possible. It is in front of the UFO,
Starting point is 00:52:31 but because of the shadows and because of everything out, it's fucking, we don't know. We can't know. But no matter what, even if it's in front, it's very small. And if it's in back, it's just small. But either way, it's not intergalactic.
Starting point is 00:52:43 We're traveling seven feet tall Nordics, you know what I mean? Like, they're, they're cropped weird. Like the way, like, it could be somebody holding a fucking fishing line off to the side. Like how, how weird the photo is cropped and how the angles are, like, it could be that. It could be the tree. It could be a stick in the tree. I'm gonna drop a link.
Starting point is 00:53:08 You don't need to open it. This is mostly for show notes. This is one of the sources I'm using. It's a 155 page deep dive into somebody doing research into Billy Meyer extensively. Oh my God. And towards the middle is where you'll find more photos, which is where some of these came from as well. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:53:23 This is some, this is some, I do my deep dive baby. I don't, I don't fucking, you know, I don't fucking short out on this shit. I know Billy Meyer pretty well right now. Billy Meyer and I were good friends. I don't, he might still be alive. So those photos are again, really crisp. The other photo we do have that he took
Starting point is 00:53:41 that I'm gonna share with you now as well, is a picture of who is supposedly ask it herself. He took a picture of her. Yo, let's go. I can't wait to see this. I cannot wait. I De in
Starting point is 00:54:06 Spies yo, okay, she just looks like Like a 1970s go-go dancer like a 60s. Yeah, she's just She doesn't look alien at all none. Yeah, I think I dated her once to be honest. She has like human makeup on She I don't know That's so that be so weird looks like a like a, like a blonde woman from the 1960s. Now, 1950s, I guess. People have done some digging and believe that this is actually a photograph of a woman who was a famous singer in, I think it was in like Germany at the time, trying to find her name, I accidentally. Why would he use a picture of a celebrity, a famous singer and I think it was in like Germany at the time.
Starting point is 00:54:45 I'm trying to find her name accidentally. Why would he use a picture of a celebrity though? Okay, so here we go. We're gonna, that's like when someone tries to catfish you and they use like, Yeah, like Jessica Beale person, you're gonna search on Instagram. This is a comparison photo from one person.
Starting point is 00:55:01 It's a bit hard to tell on this one, I think. Ah, I think. I see it. The hair is pretty perfect, but the bone structure on the cheeks could be different, but also the shadow on the first picture could be wrong. So I don't know. It looks enough like them that if you told me they were the same person, I would believe you.
Starting point is 00:55:22 Yeah, it's the quality of the shot and the shadows. In in the first shot though, her hairline appears to be lower than the second, but that also could just be again, because her hair was styled different. You know how that shit works? So yeah, yeah, I don't know. Also, I think there's probably a time, like a difference in age here. Yeah, like this, the second picture looks like it's like
Starting point is 00:55:44 15 years later or something like that. Yeah, yeah, she looks older in the second photo. I can see her being a young woman in the first photo and then a middle age in the second shirt. Okay, yeah, absolutely. I can see that for sure. Michelle Delaf, Delafav. That's the pose of the woman's name.
Starting point is 00:56:02 So, the photos are the very least decent and here's even more evidence to kind of throw in In his in his direction and of doubt he confessed to his wife In the future that some of the photos he staged trying to convince people basically like I have real photos Exactly, you get that problem Absolutely like it definitely So exactly, you get that problem for. Absolutely. Like, it definitely muddies the waters a bit. And then his wife would later go on to say
Starting point is 00:56:29 that they were all faked, obviously. Right. So for this one, the dog that said, sup guys. Except for this one in particular. So we're looking now at this new individual showing up, SEMJ's showing up on a not telepathically, but on a bean ship,
Starting point is 00:56:46 a bean with ethereal charm and intergalactic ambassador. She's not just any alien, she's a human looking one, complete with long blonde hair, blue eyes, because in the universe it seems, blondes are just the more popular one. I don't understand why everybody has to be blonde hair to blue-eyed, you know, I just don't know.
Starting point is 00:57:05 I have an idea on that. The initial meeting between Meyer and SEMJs reportedly involved conversations that went beyond the usual, you know, general introductions and immediately began discussing things within minutes of the fate of humanity and the secrets of the universe. Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Yeah, like we went real deep instantaneously. Seven Jace according to Meyer wasn't here just to OnVoy just to enjoy Swiss scenery. She came bearing messages of spiritual enlightenment warnings about earth's future Insights into cosmic laws and these teachings kind of were like I don't know They kind of seem like Ted talks but with more UFOs and less awkward audience interaction Can I just say can I just say that I love that it seems like the vibe with aliens and Earth is that it's like a place where they go to just like vibe out with some fucking primitives and fucking like smokes and weed and like talk about shit and just like say for two and a bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:00 All right. Bye. And so we hear so we arrived now at what I've dubbed semjaysas cosmic law 101. These aren't your everyday laws like Don't J-Walk. These are the supposed universal truths that govern existence delivered by the Pleiadian with a flair for the enigmatic.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Cosmic law number one, the harmony of the cosmos. First on semjaysas syllabus was the concept of cosmic harmony. Imagine her explaining that the universe is like a giant orchestra where every star, planet, and comet has its part to play, and Earth is currently that one off-tune trumpet blaring a solo when it's not asked to. According to S Sam Jace, through Meyer, this harmony is not just a physical balance, but a spiritual one, where beings must live in synchrony with the universe's vibrations. Type like cosmic yoga.
Starting point is 00:58:54 Tata, tata, tata, tata, right? We can feel that, right? Tata, tata, tata, tata, we can learn about aliens now. You know, maybe, you know, maybe something carries through. Cosmic law number two. Let's do some dabs, aliens. Come on. The power of thought. Next up, the power of thought that
Starting point is 00:59:12 SMJs purportedly emphasized that thoughts are not just fleeting brain sparks, but powerful energies that can shape reality itself. Kind of stuff like that reminds me of the secret, you know, that idea that you can change your reality. Chaos magic is very similar in that way. It's. Kind of stuff like that reminds me of the secret, you know, that idea that you can change your reality. Chaos magic is very similar in that way. It's the kind of stuff that's supposed to, like makes you think twice about daydreaming in a meeting and like, accidentally creating inadvertent crazy realities
Starting point is 00:59:36 because your thoughts are just real. But it didn't seem like Billy Meyer fully fucking understood what that meant. And he couldn't really provide many examples as to how to harness that in our everyday lives. Then you have cosmic law number three, which just seems like a kind of law of physics, the law of cause and effect. Seven Jays' crash course in cosmic law wouldn't be complete without the classic cause and effect lesson.
Starting point is 01:00:01 This is the universe's way, according to her, of saying, like, quote, every action has a reaction. So maybe think twice before you decide to invent that AI-powered toaster. And basically just watch out for technology. Technology might get away from you. Whatever you do is gonna have an impact for good or bad. Don't be short-sighted.
Starting point is 01:00:19 A big one in SEMJ's teachings was the evolution of consciousness. She allegedly described the path for humanity to evolve beyond our physical limitations, achieving higher states of being. It's like a spiritual upgrade but without the need for a software patch. And here, I want to once again draw that line between grace and pletions in this particular lore of the universe. The grays are the other side of things.
Starting point is 01:00:43 They're all about technology. They're not about consciousness and raising your spirituality. It's about integrating technology, it's breeding more of their kind and just kind of being this like physical focused species. And the Pleiadians and other aliens out there all about trying to like raise your vibrational levels, bro, and like meditate and see the higher realities that exist on top of you. Grow beyond your physical means, man. Yeah. Thank you, yeah, thank you.
Starting point is 01:01:11 I need something. My guy's gonna look the hang. Jesse shaking his head extremely slowly at me. Yeah. I'm just, we're so off the rails now. We're so completely off the rails, but it's not the Pleiadians on the opposite side. It's weird all goes though.
Starting point is 01:01:24 Right. Every time it's like, do you think Pleiadians like I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it.
Starting point is 01:01:32 I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it.
Starting point is 01:01:40 I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I don like black bean. Black bean, black bean. Black bean, yeah. They don't do meat at all, they don't try to fake it. Yeah, no, the black bean can't, can't trap it's way to go.
Starting point is 01:01:49 Yeah. I've got one last cosmic law for you. It's the interconnectedness of life, boys. Like the force. Mm-hmm. Yes, exactly. Where is this? Yes, or the cosmic web that connects all spider men.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Madam Webb, I am, yes. Yeah, that connects all Spider-Man. Madam, where by M, yes? Yeah, that movie looks so good. The interconnectedness of all life. He killed an Amazon, she was. A cosmic web that links every living being. This is the universe's way of reminding us that we're all in this together. Whether we're humans on Earth or Pleiadians cruising through the stars, we all part of the same family, man.
Starting point is 01:02:24 Look, it's a good, it's a solid message. Like, it's a good message. Yeah, absolutely. This, I mean, it's real, but it's like a good message. I vibe with it. Yeah. Is that enough? I mean, it might be enough.
Starting point is 01:02:36 Let's see. Let's see if you would take the next step because there's more. Oh, good. Once Meyer shared all of sem Jase's cosmic curriculum, it was like dropping a metaphysical bombshell into the pool of UFO lore and new age spirituality around this time.
Starting point is 01:02:52 They just ate it up, everybody just- Some laughed up every word as if it were the nectar of the fucking gods, bro. While skeptics raised their eyebrows so high if they practically left their foreheads. Sam Jase's teachings delivered through Meyer Meyer became a cocktail of inspiration for some and a source of never ending eye roles for the other. We could even say that Meyer kind of created
Starting point is 01:03:13 a little bit of a cult, but not one of the evil cults that ends in death, just one of those people who all joined the same group in love aliens, I guess. They don't live in a giant complex. They don't like, you know, this not like a, would you like any of the like the one we talked about Uganda and then you've got what's his name who made everybody drink the Kool-Aid, not that shit. This everybody gets to live
Starting point is 01:03:35 it their own homes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I tried my best. I tried my best. Billy Myers-Tales, particularly his interactions with SEMJ, fostered a sort of cult following after this. This was not just like a fan club, but it was kind of like a congregation of believers hanging on to every word of the Pleiadian Gospel according to myres. Seminars would start, books became regular, and websites dedicated to his experiences as the technology advances, advanced, sprouted like mushrooms, each spreading the word of the cosmic laws and Earth's supposed destiny with higher vibrational living.
Starting point is 01:04:10 The group that came together that he eventually founded as a nonprofit group was the, I'm going to butcher this because it's in fucking Dutch. Freya intrasgena McShafed, forgrensundgeiswaschaffen, ufalogestodien. It sounds so Dutch. McShawft, for grants, and gay esfascaffin, ufalo justodian. It sounds so Dutch. It's what it translates to is the free community of interests for the border and spiritual sciences
Starting point is 01:04:32 and ufological studies. Sure. Also known as Figu, F-I-G-U. Figu. Figu. Figu is not usually referred to as like a cult in the conventional sense of the word, but rather as a group or community of individuals who are interested in and support Myers claims about extraterrestrial contact and other spiritual and esoteric topics.
Starting point is 01:04:54 This was founded in Switzerland in the late 70s, and Figu reserves as the main platform for disseminating Myers' teachings and messages. The organization publishes books, periodicals, and other materials related to Myers experiences and the philosophies and information he claims to have received from the extraterrestrial beings. Figu also organizes events, lectures, and discussions centered around Myers work.
Starting point is 01:05:17 So you can see where this is more and more becoming this man's way of making money and less about him and his experiences with these creatures. Like, if this was now, he would just start a fucking Patreon. Yeah, yeah. And after the narrative saga of Billy Myers encounters with SEMJs, one might think the cosmic storyline would finally take a breather. But in the ever-surprising script of this dude's life, the universe had more characters to introduce,
Starting point is 01:05:45 expanding his interstellar social circle beyond the Pleiades single envoy. Now some say these characters started popping up when skeptics started prying for details, and in an effort to add layers to his story to make it seem more believable, these characters were brought in later in the story as opposed to brought in right away when he supposedly would have met them. He's telling these, he's basically telling people about these aliens after the fact, instead of like as it's happening. So there's a lot of doubt if they were real or not. We're just going to look at two of them. The first that shows showed up is Patah.
Starting point is 01:06:23 P-T-A-A-H. It's very cling-on-esque, it feels like. Yeah. Patah is described as a senior figure in the Pleiadian hierarchy, who stepped into the narrative with the gravitas of a seasoned space traveler. He is portrayed as a fatherly figure, offering guidance and wisdom to Billy, and sometimes serving as a counterbalance to SEMJ's perspectives,
Starting point is 01:06:45 trying to give him more of an open look at things. Pita is not your average Pleiadian. No, this dude's like the big shot. He's a head honcho, a cosmic commander in chief of the Pleiadian fleet, or so they claim. And according to the believers, Pita is the mastermind behind the Pleiadian agenda on Earth, and he's here to drop some serious knowledge on us so we can wake up Sheeple. One of Patah's and supposed missions is to help us poor ignorant earthlings evolve spiritually. He's here to teach us the secrets of the universe, the mysteries of consciousness, and the art of achieving inner peace because of course when you're an enlightened being from another star system, your duty to school us and how to reach our full potential. We've learned that by now.
Starting point is 01:07:28 And let's not forget, he's doing all of this while rocking a fucking sick costume, a cosmic cape, and a crown made of star dust. Hell yeah. This dude, I imagine he stands there and the wind just billows his cape naturally I'm gonna picture Elrond from the Lord of the Rings. Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's like a space Elrond
Starting point is 01:07:52 It's me Elrond from the White Council. It's the smell One of Patas supposed I need someone to take a rain of mortar. I pal Gandalf's here. Lemma spread, Billy. Lemma spread. One of the top supposed admissions, helping us here to evolve spiritually. Oh, his ambitions don't stop at spiritual enlightenment,
Starting point is 01:08:16 by the way. No, no, no. He's also apparently working behind the scenes to promote world peace and harmony with our governments. See, Patah and his pleiadian posse want us to put down our weapons, give up our territorial disputes, and just start hogging it out, dude. Just start loving each other. Nothing says world peace like an interstellar glue with an other worldly accent telling us to be done kissed by an interstellar being brother.
Starting point is 01:08:43 Hey, let's do it. I've do it. I'll volunteer. I'll be the ambassador for brings world peace. Now, if you might be wondering how some peace, but yeah, what, sorry, if it brings math is a piece, if it brings math is a piece, I'll bring world peace. I love it. There's my new slogan, elect me 2024.
Starting point is 01:09:00 I'll run for president for what? Oh, god, yeah, don't worry about it. I'll be, oh great. Now, you might be Yeah, don't worry about it. I'll be oh great. Now you might be wondering how Patak communicates with us mere mortals and just like a most polyadien, he prefers the old fashioned method of channeling. Yeah, he's telepathic. And according to those who claim to be in touch with Patak because of course there are others now who also claim they've been contacted by Patak, They receive his wisdom through a cosmic telephone line that connects directly into his Pleiadian brain. He basically can reach out from anywhere in the galaxy
Starting point is 01:09:30 and just telepathically speak with people. It's like, yeah, it's just like tele, it's just fucking telepathic telephone. And then the next person we're gonna talk about in the last one of these alien people that show up in a story is Quetzal, who's kind of like an engineer and historian in a way. Quetzal, Q-U-E-T-Z-A-L of the another Quetzal Quadal variety.
Starting point is 01:09:53 It may seem familiar to you, Jesse, but maybe that's because the name comes from an alien who visited Earth long ago. Oh, some sort of weird feathered serpent, eh? Some sort of eternal being. Yeah. Some sort of new God. Maybe. This is another prominent figure in Myrstales. It's kind of cast as like an engineer in history, and in his role in this particular narrative that Myr continues to weave, was often to provide detailed technical information about spacecraft and extraterrestrial technology, as well as historical insights that challenged Earth's recorded history.
Starting point is 01:10:33 With Quetzal, Meyer's studied stories devolved into the realms of alternative history and advanced alien engineering. Quetzal, the name itself, sounds like something straight out of a mind temple, or an ancient mythology class, but no, Quetzal isn't an ancient deity. This dude is supposedly just a modern day Pleiadian luminary. Let's unravel the cosmic mysteries around this dude. Quetzal is often portrayed as a wise and benevolent Pleiadian being with a penchant, and Pleiadian being with a penchant for imparting profound wisdom upon us earthlings, but with a cooler name and a knack for dramatic entrances.
Starting point is 01:11:08 According to the believers, Quetzal has been hanging around earth and cognito for some time, watching over us and occasionally whispering cosmic secrets in the ears of those he deems worthy because who needs guardian angels when you've got quetzal hanging around. One of Quetzal's supposed missions is to help us. What else? You evolve and elevate our consciousness. He's here to remind us that- What else? Exactly.
Starting point is 01:11:31 He's here to remind us we're not just a bunch of evolved apes with smartphones people, we're spiritual beings with untapped potential, and who better deliver this message than yet another Pleiadian in a snazzy cloak. And now this time, a feathered headdress. Like a, like a, that's from North American, indigenous tribe. Except it's from Pleiadia talking to a Swiss man.
Starting point is 01:11:55 What kind of feathers are they? Oh no. Bird. Ameen. But like bird version. Space feathers or. Or he makes bad dinosaur times. Maybe he got these feathers from dinosaurs.
Starting point is 01:12:09 And as we know, there are actually several dinosaurs that do have... Here's the thing, it doesn't matter. Where do the feathers come from? Don't look at that. Space bird. I don't know. We're sorry.
Starting point is 01:12:19 Space bird, they come. It's still more to this dude. Petsal was also... He's also here to do what pretty much everybody else has been here to do. Guide us toward peace and harmony. He wants much like everybody else, put down our weapons, sign treaties with each other, stop fucking fighting.
Starting point is 01:12:34 So they go back home and say they failed. Like how did that work out? Well, this guy's been here forever and he's supposedly still on earth. So he hasn't gone home yet. Cause clearly he's just embarrassed to go home. I would be, I would be. I came with a mission as like it's. I would be. I would be.
Starting point is 01:12:45 I came with a mission, it's like it's, I should be. Guys, I suck at this. Yeah, if your job was to bring peace and harmony and you have to call in and just keeps getting worse somehow, like just stop calling in. Every time I think we're in that peace and harmony, someone blows something up.
Starting point is 01:12:59 It's just wild. And surprise, surprise, he communicates with us in the old fashioned channeling method. He once again, pan picks chosen humans to serve as his messengers, allowing them to tap into his celestial wisdom. And these chosen few, then shares teachings with the rest of us, ensuring that Quetzal's cosmic guidance reaches every corner of the globe. Sure, just real quick. Why is the chosen few not people with any power
Starting point is 01:13:28 to actually make things happen? Maybe the grays, how are they have their clutches in the people who are in power. So instead they're like, all right, get the five year olds. Well, you gotta start young. If you're gonna have an intergalactic and the serioreaths. This is an alien trying to save the planet. Well, you gotta groom your intergalactic, and this area, you have to like, this is an alien trying to save the planet. You gotta groom your intergalactic diplomats.
Starting point is 01:13:48 That's not, I don't, I don't think that's how the diplomacy works. Are you a Pleiadian? Okay, I mean, if I, it's a cultural difference, just the point. You can't say if you are not, they can move between star systems, dude. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:14:03 That's technology. One of the smart ones came up with just, I didn't make cars, but I use them. You know what I mean? I'm just saying. I guess they're all smart. There's probably like four smart pladians. The rest of them idiots, idiots who go to planets like a mood to help you find your shockers, bro. Now let's do this weed and go look at the stars.
Starting point is 01:14:28 I do this weed. I love when I do. That's what it's like hanging out in my house when Masters comes here for Chaluminati live shows. Are you trying to say I make you to sit at home and smoke weed all the time when I'm there? I don't think you make me do that, but that's what happens. That's just what happens.
Starting point is 01:14:44 You know, I got to enjoy it while I can. As Myers extra terrestrial network grew, so did the skepticism. Critics pointed out the convenient expansion of Myers context following the public, the publicity Jesus, and scrutiny of his earlier claims. The introduction of new characters like Patan Quetzel
Starting point is 01:15:03 was seen by some as an attempt to just add layers to the story. Yeah, I went a little too far for some. And despite the skepticism, Myers expanding universe of his expanding universe still continued to captivate a segment of the UFO community and new age followers even to this day. The new characters and their teachings contributed to the growing body of literature and discussion surrounding Myers' experiences, further cementing a status as a prominent if controversial figure in the world of ufology. And the Pleiadians, those intergalactic fashionistas who have apparently taken a break from their busy schedule of stargazing to graces with their presence,
Starting point is 01:15:38 these supposed extraterrestrial beings that hail from the Pleiadie star cluster, and according to some, here on Earth for quite the shindig of raising our vibrations into cool chill vibes, these guys are still around. The Pleiades also claimed they've been here for a long time heralding a new era of love and unity on Earth again failing. They want us to put aside our differences failing, stop fighting, failing, and stop worrying
Starting point is 01:16:03 about the technology. A lot of their messages seem to be focused on fixing the planet, stop using technology as much as we do. And if you're wondering if they're still in contact with us, well, according to believers, they're doing it in a way that's both incredibly elusive and highly convenient for those pedaling the messages. You see, Pleiadians supposedly communicate with select humans through channeling to this day. And these people. Mothers! Yes, they channel where a chosen individual opens themselves up like a cosmic telephone line
Starting point is 01:16:34 and lets Pleiadians drop pearls of wisdom into their brain straight out their mouths. These channelers regale us with tales of interdimensional conversations, offering profound insights and spiritual guidance. Of course, it's all very hush hush, and you have to be in the inner circle of believers to gain access to these divine communications. It's more like a cult every day.
Starting point is 01:16:55 And but hey, why not trust someone who claims to be conduits for celestial beings, right? I mean, we already have Mormonism, we already have the Pope on Catholicism. Every good religion has somebody who can communicate with the headhunt show. If they're a conduit, I am onto it. In conclusion, the Pleiadians are here to save us from ourselves boys. Show us with love and wisdom and where outfits that look really cool even in the 70s. Whether they're still actively contacting us now is a matter of faith or perhaps, perhaps, gullibility depending on your perspective.
Starting point is 01:17:31 But one thing's for sure, they've certainly made their mark in the ever-entertaining world of extraterrestrial encounters and new age UFO and spirituality, spirituality. Spirituality. Spirituality. Spirituality. spirituality. Spiritually, I will allow the spirituality and Billy Meyers fake or not as etched himself into the pillar of UFO history. Billy Mays will sell the Shamwile or whatever he sold oxyclean forever. And now you know where that photo from I want to believe is from. I feel like I've learned I'm even closer to X files than I was before.
Starting point is 01:18:05 Yes. Yes. Okay. My last question, would you fuck a pleating? If they look like that. Yeah. Yeah. Damn right. Damn right. I see only answer. Peace and love, man. Oh, man. Did you have sex with Ringo Star? He's a love. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love. I He's so cute. He's so cute. I'll finish up quick. I've called another date. No, give us a piece at patreon.com slash chal
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Starting point is 01:18:37 Thank you, Jesse. Thank you, Alex. Thank you, Alex. Thank you, me for doing such a great job. And I'll see you next time. Thank you, me. Goodbye, everybody. Bye. Bye. Thank you Alex, thank you me for doing such a great job. And I'll see you next time. Thank you me. Thank you me.
Starting point is 01:18:45 Goodbye everybody. Bye. Bye. Hello everybody welcome back to the Triluminati podcast. It's always on one of your hosts Mike Martin joined by the... I don't know who they are! There's two! What? Karen's Hill and Bud Spencer.
Starting point is 01:19:24 Oh! Neo and Spencer. Oh! Neo and Trinity. Oh! I don't understand and I probably never will. Let me just tell you right now that there's two! Beyond Kennedy and Claire Redfield. I'm telling you, I think he literally has looked up famous duos. Cheech and Chal.
Starting point is 01:19:42 And he's been going through the list ever since. I'm trying to dig deep. What one of you is a dick pal? Me? Your name's Jesse Cox. Ha ha ha. I want to. I want to.
Starting point is 01:20:00 I want to dig deep. I want to dig deep. I want to dig deep. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to lose my mind I want to lose my mind I want to lose my mind I want to lose my mind I want to lose my mind I want to lose my mind I want to lose my mind
Starting point is 01:20:14 I want to lose my mind I want to lose my mind I want to lose my mind I want to lose my mind I want to lose my mind I want to lose my mind I want to lose my mind Hello everybody, welcome back to the Joluminati podcast As always I'm one of your hosts Mike Martin joined by Alex and Jesse Like a shooting star across the sky that's actually a UFO I don't know who needs to hear this, but you are actually your most productive when you give yourself time to rest.
Starting point is 01:21:26 Like straight up, but hello, I'm Emily Durham, I'm the host of the Straight Shooter Recruiter podcast, and I talk a lot about work, I talk a lot about making more money, but you know what we should be talking about right now in this moment is how much you deserve a break. You do, and the best way to have a break is to give yourself the travel experience you actually deserve. That's why whenever I travel, even if it's just a couple of days and it's a staycation or some more close, I do Airbnb because then I get to actually pick the kind of experience I want to have. Maybe it's one of those like cool lodges. Maybe I'm hitting up one of those funky little cabins. Maybe every single person in the house has their own bathroom because I don't
Starting point is 01:22:04 like to share my bathroom. Maybe that's what we're doing. All I'm saying is you deserve some time off and you deserve it your way and I do that with Airbnb.

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