Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 234 - MORE LANDS BEYOND THE ICEWALLS OF EARTH w/ Let's Get Haunted
Episode Date: January 14, 2024Mike, Jesse and Alex introduce Nat and Aly of Let's Get Haunted to the Lands Beyond the Icewalls of Earth. There's more, oh god there's more. MERCH - http://www.theyetee.com/collections/chilluminati S...pecial thanks to our sponsors this episode - All you lovely people at HTTP://PATREON.COM/CHILLUMINATIPOD Talkspace - http://www.talkspace.com/chill Everyplate - http://www.everyplate.com/podcast CODE: 49chill Check out Let's Get Haunted! http://www.letsgethaunted.com Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - http://www.youtube.com/user/superbeardbros Editor - DeanCutty http://www.twitter.com/deancutty Art Commissioned by - http://www.mollyheadycarroll.com Theme - Matt Proft
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Hello everybody and welcome back to the Chiluminati podcast.
Episode 234 is
always on one of your host Mike Martin joined today not only by the beautiful
boys in LA Jesse and Alex but first time guests second time friends
old Matt and Ali from Let's Get Haunted welcome to Chiluminati. Thank you. Thank you. We're so excited to be here.
He set that up like an honor it is like like early 90s hip-hop rhyme for you guys
He was like that was yeah, first time guests second time friends
With let's get haunted the fun never ends
That is your new theme song honestly
Mars spitting bars if you never heard of let's get haunted before
Honestly, if you're a Mars, Spitting Vars. If you've never heard of Let's Get Haunted before,
they are another one of these,
like there's like a multiverse of podcasts
that all kind of were like,
I feel like we just could talk about anything
and you guys are like, oh yeah, that, we got that.
We know that.
It's like, you know, a very similar,
you know, Venn diagram of show crossover.
So we had a good time coming on their show.
We did a big Disney mystery episode,
it was a really good time and go check it out
over on their show.
And-
We're a little rusty right now though,
because this is like our time off for the podcast,
our podcast.
So we haven't recorded in like,
I don't know, a while, Ali.
Like I feel like I'm thinking like,
what's the same, respond, say something.
We're definitely rusty.
We're like people, people who know we're podcasters.
Wait a minute, you guys took a break.
What the heck?
I know.
You can do that.
Oh, Alex, you have to finish your whole stick
before I did not jump in and take over the episode.
Yeah, you know what?
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years. And I slowly pop their Neil Breene cherry for as long as I possibly can. Not worth it.
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at losing their virginity and they're like,
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Yeah, it's a thing that Mathis haven't seen X files though
because it's actually good.
It has actual merit.
And Mathis is like.
Forget it, Ball.
He's like, he could be based on the main character of the show.
Like he's like almost like a,
you're like cosplaying in without even drawing.
The simulation ran out of ideas
and just cloned molded into a person.
How many pencils are in your ceiling, Mathis?
No, no, no one thinks.
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I used to hawk them up at the fucking tiles.
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Now today's episode is one that
that Mulder might actually be
a little bit doubtful of, but we'll see.
Back to the summer in July, we covered a topic that
kind of popped up into my sphere via TikTok
and ended up putting me into a rabbit hole.
It's always a great way to start.
Frustration in chaos, and then the best campaign
for a fantasy game I've ever found.
Today, we're gonna be talking about the lands
beyond the ice walls of Earth.
Oh.
Ali and Nat, have you heard,
obviously you've heard a flat,
but have you heard of the ice walls
that surround Earth,
keeping us in place in ignorance
of the reality beyond?
Like a snow globe, but flat,
like rectangular snow globe.
Wait, if you're trying to make sense out of this,
let me tell you, it's gonna be hard.
Okay, it's gonna be tough.
Is this like, in order to understand this theory,
you kind of already have to accept and assume flatter theory.
Kind of like, if you, I don't know,
if you're a Catholic, then it's like assumed
that you're also a Christian,
or you know what I mean?
Does this make sense?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
If you can say to yourself,
fuck everything that science has told us.
Everything just goes on forever in every direction,
and I am the God of my own reality.
That's a great starting point for ice wall theory.
Oh, so I'm thinking in the chat.
Wait, but isn't flattereth about, if flattereth is like a conspiracy though, it's a great starting point for ice wall theory. Oh, wait, isn't flat earth about,
flat earth is like a conspiracy though.
It's not like fuck science.
It's like, oh, science is lying to us.
Like they're telling us that this stuff is true,
but it's not.
And then that's why it's kind of fun
because it's not just like a rejection of science.
It's like, no, they're lying to you.
Everything you think is, you know, is actually a lie, right?
It's more, no, they're lying to you. Everything you think is, you know, is actually a lie, right? It's more than that.
Imagine if you will, the earth is flat.
You could fall off the edge, but what if even that was a lie?
Oh, what if there was no edge to the earth,
but in fact, Antarctica and the Arctic are not continents,
but giant walls created to keep us in from learning the truth walls made of ice that even when melted reforms
instantly.
Through I'm assuming magic to keep us in because when we get out, we'll learn the truth outside as we learned last time.
Everything that you can imagine say something
a fantasy trope you love. Go.
Um, dammit. This is what I'm talking about. Uh, okay. Okay. I really like Lord of the
Rings. I like when people hold like a lantern and wear a cloak and like walk across snowy
landscapes looking for something. Okay. You got a a riddle to cross a bridge, right?
That's a fantasy trope.
It's there.
Do you like any and all mythologies?
Are you a fan of comic books?
Have you ever played D&D?
It's all there.
I have not.
And I want to say that everything that you can think of exists.
A Russian nesting doll of Truman Show domes.
I put a link in the chat on this program
uh that you can click it leads to the map uh boys will be familiar with this map this will be
brand new for for you nat and I love this map it is straight up a fantasy map it is like dnd it's so
goof wait this is real this is what they really think this is real right There are not only is it real. This map looks like it was made by Sel. But there are multiple, multiple books written by one man
that I have bought and read through.
And I still don't own all of them.
And I am doing my best to put together
some sort of fucking actual timeline of events.
This map looks like an amoeba.
It looks like an amoeba or like a cell,
or just like a bunch of pugs.
Like I can't even tell what I'm looking at.
It looks like AI named it also.
Like the names, like if you zoom in,
like this one's kind of low res,
but there is a high res of this somewhere,
but if you look in and look at all the names,
all the names are like, kind of,
some of them are like trigger words
from like various conspiracy theories, but some of them are
just like, it looks like, I don't even know, there's just randomness.
What does that say?
Does that say saddest you?
The best part about this is all the things that are listed, right?
If you look at the names, like Nabiaru, and there's some other ones on here. Basically, every single conspiracy or weird
far out there theory is amalgamated into this,
which is I love this, because basically they said,
okay, well, if the Earth's flat and the sky and the heavens
and the stars and the sun, everything is fake.
It's all like conspiracy that the government's
lying to us about.
If that's the case, then all those other places like alien world and stuff, well, we like
those too, so we can't get rid of them. That's not fake. That's just another place beyond
the ice wall. You're starting to get it. You're starting to get it. But how does someone
know, like if we don't know what the doctor says, then how does someone know that we don't
know that this exists?
Do they find out how they know this is?
William Morris met Xiqi, a human giantess who handed him the map and told him the oral
history of the world beyond and then took him there.
In fact, I'll read you the very first page of this man's quote.
You just described Mormonism.
Yes. Wait, isn't William Morris like a famous talent agent or something?
It's like a mixed between like Philip Morris and Williamson.
I get in my first chocolate.
Am I smoking cigarettes?
What's happening right now?
My name is William Morris and the story that you were about to read it is probably going
to modify the current way of seeing the world.
I know most of people will find it incredible and believe me, even have an experience
this adventure, having seen it with my own eyes and with all my senses. It was also incredible
to myself, but the evidence is irrefutable for those who want to see it and the memories
indelible. Such evidence will be presented in science, will also change its perspective.
Another path will be opened in the human mind forever. As for my personal life, he was a member of the Continental Navy, did a bunch of other shit.
And then one peaceful night after the surrender of Saratoga, we were sailing through the Northern Atlantic Ocean, rounding the islands on our way to Charleston Harbor.
The full moon was the only light that illuminated their way, and during that night, thousands of stories and anecdotes arose among the boys over a little whiskey to calm the
anxieties of raw war.
Even then, there was talk of James Cook's voyages in his obsession with the crossing the
Antarctic Circle, although it was not clear who was behind his funding or why the obsession.
As I was not well steeped in the subject to talk, had not captivated me enough, I did not
pay much attention, and the boys went on with their stories.
And this was a thing that sparked his interest to go beyond Antarctica in the known mapped world,
to see what was out there, what is it just going to loop around like we were told,
or is there going to be more?
And long story short, he found a wall wall and was able to navigate through the ice through
over the course of months, finding a small opening in this ice wall that led him to an ice
cave where there were runes carved onto the walls of, you know, don't idea what it meant.
And in another passageway that he was taken through by these people that looked like humans
that apparently lived there.
And when he brought them through the ice walls, he saw a large ocean, a body of water,
and a huge landscapes of islands,
pockmarked all across.
And he got a map.
I'm imagining this with Nintendo 64 graphics
for some reason.
What?
What?
What?
It kind of like lends itself to that.
Yeah, it's just so it really does.
No, it really really does.
It really really does.
It gets so fake sounding. I have a question though.
Okay, sorry. I am an interruptor. That's just what I do. I have really bad ADHD. I'm really
sorry. Also, I'm kind of dumb. So I like won't be able to understand the story if I don't
like clear up to these questions now. Is this like a colonial time story? Like what time
period are we talking about?
We need to stress this.
Great question.
This is one of those things that I asked last time we got here.
So we're on the same wavelength.
What it is actually is the story, I believe,
and crept me from wrong methods.
Go ahead.
The story, the daughter told, a really grand daughter told about a story that was told
to the grandfather or father.
Yeah, so supposedly his daughter Helen sought out and found Claudio Noselli, aka Noscon Fundum,
it's his author, Noscon Fundum. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's his, uh, this is author way. And I'm not confident. No, that means in Latin, that means our confusion.
Yeah, basically, yeah, essentially, okay.
Uh, she found him and not only that, how to couple interviews with him about it and then
brought his journal to him where he got to read everything he wrote.
Now you might be asking, what kind of outfits are we talking about?
That's all I want to know.
Are we talking about pirate ships?
No, no, no, no, but, but we're talking about the original story, the original we're going through the ice. That is
post-Saratoga. Is he dressing a cowboy? Yeah. Well, it had to be try corn hats.
And after the Arctic expedition, so it would have to be late 1800s. Okay. So it would be
his granddaughter then. We're early 1900s like those guys in ice 1908 I think
Well, it wasn't that Franklin expedition or something like that and like the early 1900s
I can't fucking remember because we didn't episode like cut through the ice and they get stuck in the ice and they got all the shit
Like yeah, I think that's like turn of the century and they like eat each other exactly
They made a
And there was a cat on the ship. That's the only thing I remember. How that story there was cat?
That's a hero creature right there.
That one's 1834.
1834.
Early 1800s then.
So much earlier than I thought revolution.
I mean, at least it's 1800s, right?
It has to be.
Okay.
Let's do it in the 1800s.
Hurd a story that led them to find an ice wall.
More or less, like he just like self-motivated ended up finding this place.
It wasn't like a mysterious letter in the mail indicating where he could go to find the
lands beyond the ice walls.
He started going out in expeditions, got very interested.
And if you believe the story, Helen herself was born, past the ice walls.
She wasn't born here.
We're not a skeptic podcast.
So I am inclined to believe the story,
and I'm already like, my wheels are turning.
I'm like, well, okay, let's see.
If it was back in the early 1800s,
there would be less technology.
So if you ran into a glacier,
or you ran into whatever the land beyond the ice,
or maybe it was there.
Maybe it was there, and it's not anymore
because of climate change or something.
I don't know.
The leap here, though, is fascinating to me
because the implication for anyone who believes this
is that in the 1800s, a man found a way
to get to beyond the ice wall.
And then, ever since that moment,
every upper echelon of society across the world
has covered that up to the point of faking space photos
of a round circular global earth.
Like it is the highest, like everyone's involved.
Everyone.
Makes sense?
And then they just indoctrinate kids at school
because science, like it's wild. everyone makes sense and then they just indoctrinate kids at school because
science like it's Wild, but could it just be that man wants it's like a big like you know like a what do they call it like a
Dick measuring contest like everyone's like oh we went to space and they're like all pretending that they went to space because they're so busy
Fighting over pretending that they could go to space, that they never uncover this other land.
And nobody questions it because they're all just like,
yeah, we went to space too.
Crazy, you went to space, we went to space.
Space is real because we've been there too.
I think it's like, why, like, isn't it just more practical
if there's this much out there to just be like,
okay, fuck space, there's no space, space is made up.
This is what's real.
There's a bunch of lands out there,
and that's what we're gonna go explore.
And it's all about making ice ships now.
Forget about rockets, let's just do that.
But here's the thing, Alex, they can't do that,
because the same reason that we've talked about
with aliens or whatever, or any sort of extra-dimensional
beings, the idea that society...
Hang on, Jesse, you're forgetting,
the aliens do exist.
They're the custodians.
Oh, no, no, no, but I'm saying, I'm saying like ignore
flat earth and different.
Churcher outside islands or whatever.
If we just existed in the reality that we have,
where it's like, okay, if they're aliens,
are there weird beings or whatever,
would the public be ready to handle it?
And I think the problem with this is that it's even more so.
It isn't just aliens, it's even more so.
It isn't just aliens, it's got like four exists outside
of one of those islands.
There's an island made of clones of every one of us.
There's an island of lizard people.
There's an island of giants.
Both reptilians and dragos.
There's an island of like elves.
Yeah.
So I wanna go to the dragon lands. So what we're gonna do, because we're kind of veering off, I'm gonna give a quick, I'm not gonna go over everything
obviously that we went over last episode.
I'm just gonna go over a refresh of what the great dome is.
And then we're gonna talk about some of the lands out there
that we haven't talked about in the podcast at all yet.
And who lives there, what their purpose is.
And then, we're away into the truth of human history.
And what wars humanity got into that we don't even fucking know about. what who lives there, what their purpose is, and then veer away into the truth of human history.
And what war's humanity got into that?
We don't even fucking know about.
Yo, let's go.
I'm completely on board.
I'm very interested in this.
My mind is already like, okay, well, what if,
what, okay, so obviously like the world isn't flat
and there's not like a land of smaller islands
within our earth, but what if he opened up a portal
or what if he was looking into a different dimension
or saw this or what if he was having a vision?
What if he was like a visionary?
What if someone telepathically communicated this idea
to him of time being a flat circle
and everything exists and nothing exists at the same time
and the way that they were able to communicate that to him
was through
imagery that he already understands, which would be like islands.
The issue is, you know, I-
The issue is, you know, I-
William Morris doesn't exist.
When you dig in, you realize, we covered this in the first episode, but it's basically,
he took a story from a serial magazine in the early 1900s and basically just-
Adapted? a story from a serial magazine in the early 1900s and basically just changed a bunch of names and added some more stuff, what we talked about, but that's not fun.
So we're not going to like- I think it's like the shot in the arm that Flat Earth like needs
is something like this. They need- Right, yeah dude, make it make it more fun. They run into the problem of,
you know, while the Earth isn't flat like so fast in the in the theory like
It this is a lot more there's a lot more to chew on here and I like what I like the like the direction that you're going to like
Who's to say that it isn't that like there's plenty of like jewels verne-esque
Stories out there that are like, you know that exact thing happening
You know a guy washing up on a beach in another land and and how did he get there? It's metaphysical.
I mean, that story from the early 1900s people,
like it was written very similarly
in that it was being told as though it was fact.
And a lot of people were eating it up at the time.
And so, I mean, it could be through that channel.
What's fascinating is the,
like trying to follow the line of thought that guy had from back then and how he went about because he was writing it kind of like
War the world style before radio dramas. He was writing this and he was passing it off as real
And people then there's a ton of people that still debate back and forth that no it was real and it being told you that it's not is actually just a lie
It's it's interesting. It would make it way more interesting if they're if Flat Earth just and kind of embraced the great dome altogether
I would I would if they just said Flat Earth was D&D like you could go hang out with a hobbit
I would be like now this sounds fun. I'd spend a weekend doing this. Let's go.
They should make a VR, uh, Teran Finida, where you can like go stand on every world and look around.
And just have to think up what that was. The problem with Flat Earth, I think I get what Jesse is saying,
is that like at the end of the day, nobody really gives a fuck whether the Earth is flat or not.
Like it doesn't change anything that we're experiencing
at the moment.
Right, no secret is revealed, yeah.
Yeah, there's like, it doesn't matter.
We don't care.
So you gotta pay bills, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, so you gotta wake up and go to work tomorrow.
But with this idea, it's like knowing that there's a copy
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So, the way we're gonna tackle today's episode,
we're not gonna go over everything that we went over last time.
We're only gonna, the only thing we're gonna revisit
is the idea of what the great
dome is as a whole and where, what holds all these countries together.
And then we're going to talk about some of the lands we haven't spoken about, including
the land of the clones that Jesse mentioned earlier.
We're going to talk a little bit more about the land of the clones, the land of Saturn,
Orion, Pleiades, and the celestial lands.
And then we'll talk about human history
and the wars that we supposedly fought but we never knew about.
Yo, is this going to be like it was one million years ago, right?
Because they can get away with that.
It's going to be a long, it is for a member correctly.
It's like a few thousand years ago that like we had a war with the parties.
A few thousand the Egyptians were hanging around.
You can't tell you can't.
That the Egyptians were hanging around. You can't tell you can't. The Egyptians are like thousands of us ancient Rome.
They not as well as you like to believe.
It could be not.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's all relative.
You know how long ago was the Mesozoic era?
I don't know.
I don't know.
None of us know.
Yeah.
What caused the Bronx?
No, they know.
No, they know.
They know. War with the clones. The clones took the Bronx.
George Lucas was trying to expose it all.
He wanted us to know.
The land of Hercules invaded Earth.
Yeah, as that whole movie was about Disney
was trying to tell us all.
Well, look, if we believe that we live inside a simulation,
then this all, maybe we just think that the Earth's
been around for a really long time.
Maybe we just think we've been alive
for a certain number of years.
Maybe this all happened six months ago.
I give myself existential dread a couple of times a month
thinking I could have come into existence today
and just been programmed to remember all my life.
This could do that all the time.
That's called anxiety and intrusive thoughts
And maybe we're on a call and I take you know this and combine it together like some sort of delicious meal of insanity and say what if
All of these other flatter things aren't other realms, but other computer programs on a computer
We are on it's the the internet, firewalls,
I stress.
We're hacking into the different, yeah,
we're seeing the different things out there,
but like we're not supposed to be there
because that's not our program.
Literally, I think the first record Ralph movie,
I'm pretty sure.
Even in like hacking, you know, like Cyberpunk imagery,
all the digital security software is literally ice.
Isn't that weird?
Damn, dude.
Did we just make our own-
I believe you.
It's fearsy.
I don't know if that's true, but I believe you.
I mean, we're definitely talking about a literary genre right now, fictional literature,
but it is true.
All right, so a little bit about what we've got here.
So we're looking, these places are about 8,000 kilometers behind the ice walls
in the direction that we call south.
May not actually be called south,
that might just be a government lie.
The great don't, or also known as the end of the known,
is what, don't laugh at it.
End of the known?
What did you say?
The end of the known. End of the end of the known. Oh,, what did you say? The end of the gnome.
End of the gnome.
Oh, I heard gnome as well.
Which made me self.
I'm just kidding.
End of the gnome, dude.
No way.
That's what big compass once you've got self isn't real.
The billionaire who made compasses.
The great gnome, or the gnome, the end of the gnome
is that which covers in and closes in some way.
All the other gnome worlds, very few were able to know the end of the known, is that which covers in and closes in some way, all the other known worlds,
very few were able to see this end
and even quote and quote touch it,
can it even really be touched?
They leave in the question.
Moreover, it is said that some experiments
were made to be able to cross it,
but it was not possible.
It is the terror of several colonizing civilizations
that do not sleep peacefully since any race from outside
could take away from them from one day to the other
the power that they maintain in the hierarchal pyramid that they themselves built during history.
Did you just like start selling the money?
One sentence.
One sentence.
One sentence.
One sentence.
You saw it playing Zipzaps in the middle of the sentence.
No, that's all words were read exactly as they were written in the order that they were
written.
Basically, the dome encompasses 178.
There's no idea if you get through it or not and on the outside bad things exist.
So we're safe.
The dome is very safe.
Okay, whoa, so hold up, so hold up.
Hold up.
There is.
If I'm understanding this, if we had to like reverse nesting doll this thing, there's
us in the middle, well, wherever we're at, there's us in the middle of a thing.
And then outside of that thing is more lands.
And then outside of that thing is, there's another wall.
And that leads to more things.
And there's another wall.
We don't really fully know what's outside the dome.
I'm just looking at the images we have here.
I'm trying to figure out.
What's so hard to follow?
What's so hard to figure?
What's so hard about that?
So there's multiple domes and each, I'm sorry,
multiple ice walls, but then in the end,
there's a giant super dome around all of us
and beyond that is the unknown, right,
so Kuthulu is trying to like get it.
Yeah, something like that.
But yeah, we all are also all encased in a wall
or like a dome, it depends.
And they even say in the book,
the best way to cross them is by going by water and land,
fine looking for little crevices and cracks
within the walls and being able to slip through
and go into these areas,
because it's very hard to buy air.
Why?
I don't know.
Has anyone ever tried to fly?
That's a good question. I don't have an answer, and neither does the author. So, I don't, I wish't know. Has anyone ever tried to fly? That's a good question.
I don't have an answer, and neither does the author.
So I wish I could tell you,
this man did a lot of research.
I imagine that was just left out accidentally.
Do you think it's kind of like when people ask,
why couldn't Gandalf just fly Frodo
to the volcano to throw the rain?
It's like, you know what, don't ask questions, dummy.
It's fine. Is that the fire? It's a fun adventure, and it's to throw the way. You know what, don't ask questions, dummy. It's fine.
Is that the five?
It's a fun adventure.
And it's not about the end.
It's about the friends we meet along the way.
So maybe he just left that out
because he wants all of us to go on our own little adventures.
Critical thinking, the same way Satan gave it to us.
It's not answers.
It's about buying the books.
Yeah.
There you go.
Wait a minute.
By the way, these books are like 10 to $50 each
and they're about 25 to 50 pages each.
With how far in our each text?
I've read three of them, fully.
That's like $10 a page.
Oh yeah, this is like, information,
the government doesn't want you to have.
Information is power, dude.
This is a deal.
Dude, this is a deal, okay?
You're paying a print. This is a deal. This is a deal. Okay. You're paying a
print. This is a deal. We're going to talk about some lands and see what life is like
over there as best as we can. And we're going to start with where we kind of left off
after the first episode. The dome or land known as Alda Baron. Alda Baron, ALDE, B-A-R-N.
You can find it on your maps. It is to the West, at least that's what big compass wants is the West.
Is that a Princess Lebea's homeworld?
It's the one from Aldebaran.
In Aldebaran, the Torinos and Torines, that's where they live.
And they have a-
The Torines?
The Torines and the Torinos.
The Torines, I think-
Are they bull people? Well, I was about to say good question. they live and they have the Torines the Torines and the Torinos the Torines I think are they
bull people well I was about to say good question. I remember is in high school somebody
said that Torine was bullsemen and that was an urban legend that that terminated my community
for many years but it turns out it's bull vomit I, or a bull bile. Okay, it is really good.
Swallow taste spit, bullseemon, bull vomit, bull, the other one.
It's the stuff that's in red bull, right?
Yeah.
I'm like monster.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%.
That seems like it would be super expensive, ingredient to get.
It depends on how much barf you need for how many red bulls I guess.
That's true.
That's so good. That's true.
That's so good.
That's true.
But you are correct.
These Torinos and Torines, they have a great relation to what we know rather from past
stories like the Minotaur, the Monsterino with the Bull's Head, Human Body.
The Torines are a faithful reflection of that representation.
They are, in fact, bull people.
They're bull people. They're bull people.
And cow and cow people like you know, yes. And if we dig deeper, we could find a direct
relationship between the Torinos and human beings in past resets, which we've never covered
on an episode.
Sorry.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
I can't, man. We can't go through it right now. What I will tell you is a recel major pitch.
It is a cycle. Things get crazy. War starts happening.
The custodians come in. Wipe everybody out. We start fresh.
Time out.
Whoa.
That's believe.
I miss the fact that we're a zoo.
I mean, no, because we don't have nine hours to really go through every little bit.
I'm picking and choosing what we're talking about.
This is the best thing I've ever...
I love what we talk about this.
This is so nutty, it is perfect.
Perfect.
Well, some stories of the giants confirm that the Torinos used to feed on human flesh,
but in recent times, they've proven to be benevolent beings
who were able to end the rule of the custodians a long time ago,
which a custodians, by the way, when you think of custodians, Allianat, they're the
grace, little gray alien beings.
But they don't have much space.
They live in here.
They're just from their own little world.
So the custodians are not in charge of anything?
No, no, and that's thanks to the Torines and Torinos.
They took them down.
They ended their rule. Does it describe what they look to the Torines and Torinos. They took them down. They ended their rule.
Does it describe what they look like the Torinos? They say they're faithful reflections of the Minotaur.
So I imagine they look like that.
So these are bull people that used to eat humans,
but now they've kind of like ascended,
or become enlightened and they don't eat humans.
Correct.
Yeah, they went from like their base class to their prestige class.
How do we know?
So is this just vegan propaganda?
Oh, yeah, how do we know this is?
Pro pro-minitor propaganda.
I'm just saying, a chick-fil-a advertising is from the Torians and Torinos.
Yeah.
Those guys in the Torians, those in the Torians, they're really chick are the Torinos. They're the ones with the bad handwriting.
The ones with the bad handwriting?
Yes, exactly.
Eat more chicken.
They got hooves.
They can't, what are you gonna do?
They got a, you know.
Yeah, what out, they can't do shit.
Well, since they ended a custodial rule, they're not well regarded by the races that dominate
within the great dome any longer longer since they have saved several races
in species that were supposed to go extinct.
The Torrinos are basically not liked by elder species because they've saved the extinction
of species that should have been wiped out and let to be completely wiped out.
Even the races that had not been able to develop their full potential due to attacks of the
parasites that we mentioned earlier, which is the custodians are also parasitical
and they like to like use the people
and it's very confusing.
They use people until they don't need them anymore
and they wipe them out and restart reset.
Why are we to believe in this though?
No, that's how I would do it too.
Like of all the stories, why are we to believe
that these are the good, like why?
If I'm in a conspiracy, it, could I also just be like,
why do the Minotars want us to like them so much?
What's that about?
Art the art.
Let's ease.
Like there's only one story that was passed down, my man.
We can't talk to them.
We can't speak to them.
We're never going to get to read their language.
This is all he said.
She said, you know what I mean?
We shouldn't even be taking this for real.
Imagine if a samurai from the 1700s was dropped
into the middle of New York City,
what would he even tell people he saw?
Well, if you give me $10,000, I'll say whatever they want me to say.
I'll be like, I saw it with my own eyes, guys.
I was there.
Patreon.com's last Shulmanati podcast.
I'll remember my own 25 page book and be like, I was there.
Well, over time, the mentors are good people.
The Torian people's genetic material had been modified
many times over the ages.
But they were not the custodian specifically,
were not able to modify the empathy and love for life
that they had.
They couldn't get that,
they couldn't genetically get that out of the Torian
or Torianos.
That's, oh, love, love, conqueror out of the touring or Toreno's. That's amazing.
Oh, love, love conquers all.
Yeah, love conquers all.
Exactly, exactly.
They also say nowadays they are still carnivorous beings, but they can be found scattered in several
other circle environments, AK, other countries or worlds, where they kind of just are around
and helping people with their spiritual development.
So they're like shaman.
So they're like wandering monks now.
Okay.
Healers.
Healers.
Yeah.
So just like, we have a lot of experience with healers.
Is this like supposed to explain like, the appearance of that on earth, is that like, like,
the Minotaur, is that like what, what it is?
Yeah, that's like the direct history.
It's like the Minotaur might be like actually one of them that we came across super lost
into their way of her mythology.
No, it was his labyrinth.
He lived there, dude.
I know, but he got hell of loss, right?
Like, he, he must have got, he must have ended up there and then they built the labyrinth
around him like years before, you know, like, because he was so woke and like, just like
ready to work with these people. Maybe he was like, yeah, I'll, because he was so woke and like just like ready to work
with these people.
Maybe he was like, yeah, I'll go in the labyrinth.
He was just lost forever.
Then why do they slander him so much?
Like history has slandered that man.
Maybe he, maybe after he was away from his people for so long, he, you know, humans, the
corruption of humans took hold and he just became sort of like a meat eater again.
And now, I'm just gonna say right now,
I'm only giving you the late half history of the Torines.
They used to have another land called Aldaboran A,
but they were wiped out and annihilated,
almost nearer things.
So are these Torines declones?
That's a whole separate one.
No, they escaped.
These are the ones that they get wiped out
and like they escaped and made Aldaboran B.
So Aldaboran, so wait so I'll
to brand and and out brand B are thing yeah but there's also America to and that's clones
we're gonna get to the one on the side of America to there no it's it's it's just called
earth to bro I'm looking at America to right here it's second
air to oh shit it is America to your own. But I'm
maddy cut to with an accent. I'm mad at you. We'll get there. We've got to move on.
We've only done one land. We got to go. We got to keep going. Oh, yeah.
You've done one land, bro. The land of Saturn. All right. The lands of Saturn. You this
actually, you know, when you hear the description of these people, you might make sense to you.
The Saturn is big rings. Yeah, big rings.
Who be rings, big rings, just rings around their fingers.
The Saturnians are beings of very tall stature.
Some up to 14 meters in height, what that is in freedom units I don't know.
Their psychic development, along with their imposing figures, makes them very strong beings.
And for that reason, and for their great technological advancement, they were never conquered by any of the parasitic races.
It looked as though they were a billion.
14 meters tall.
Yeah, 14 meters tall.
That's ridiculous.
It's like a T-Rex.
How tall is that, can you feet?
Like 10 bath tubs.
That's a lot.
That's like a meter is about 3.3 feet.
Wow, huge, holy shit dude.
Where is this Saturn?
Yep, the lands of Saturn.
So it's right, it's directly north of Aldebaran.
Correct, and this is called the Clause of the Furnace.
Aldebaran B.
The four countries of Dio,
and Yapeto, Titan, and Hyperion,
those exist in the lands of Saturn.
Jepetto?
Jepetto, it's there, I'm looking at it.
Jepetto, right there.
These lands, even though they are gigantic'm looking at it. Jepetto, right there.
These lands, even though they are gigantic and attract attention because of their big rings,
they were not visited until relatively recently when the Anunnaki visited them for the first
time.
And they came to a quick agreement because they saw these lands in the native genes as very
hard and difficult to colonize.
The ancient aliens went to Saturn land?
Well, they have their own land too.
Yeah, they have their own land. They're on the other side of the world.
If you go a little bit to the right, past the lands of Mars, the Anunnaki's lands are
past the lands of Seth and include the Sea of Horace.
This is interesting because there's a lot of sort of like Greek and Roman mythology in
this.
Like, when you're saying the Saturn land or whatever, I was thinking of Saturnalia, I'm saying
that like a total idiot, I know.
No, like Saturnalia.
Saturnalia.
I understand that.
Oh, it was right.
Okay, yeah, which is like,
I guess the pagan holiday that was celebrating,
I don't know, like the Roman God Saturn,
and it's like what evolved into Christmas at one point
or something.
So I'm wondering if this has any sort of connection to that.
I'll give you a quick land of the Anunnaki breakdown as to how these are all the way.
So the Anunnaki here are another one of the colonizing and parasitic races that is
sickening the other worlds, manipulating and controlling the children of the children
for years and years.
I don't know.
Whoa.
What?
It's a little racist. Oh yeah. No, they're the colonizers. I don't know. Yeah, what's What? What? I'm the little racist. Oh, yeah.
No, they're the colonizers.
I don't want.
Yeah, what's up with that?
I don't know.
They're another of our enemies, a hostile power hungry race, and they're the creators
of the pyramids because humans are too stupid to do that.
And build, they build these structures in all the world they visit.
It's like they're flagged.
They're like, plant down by building a pyramid.
They've been here.
They are the strongest race within the great dome, even above the custodians, and the technology they use to
attack other worlds is incredibly advanced. The weapons of destruction and the facility
they have to enter through the domes is also something notorious, and that characterizes
them in frightens any race.
If you're gonna get a five check on them, they do use portals. They use portals.
They use portals.
Okay, so your portal, various portals. They use portals. They use portals. They use portals. They use portals.
Okay, so your portal various like
portals are as legs.
Ingo, just wondering what?
And what if the portals in Greece?
Ooh, maybe.
Ooh.
Like, you know, Greece and Egypt have connections, you know?
Like, you know, I don't know.
I don't know.
Culturally, yeah.
But the Saturnalia people, the Saturn, I'm sorry,
the Saturn, I'm saying it's Saturnalia now.
The Saturn people were too powerful
for the Anunnaki to colonize.
So when they showed up,
they just made like an agreement with them
and left.
They didn't bother even thought.
If I needed to think of a fictional race
that already exists to be the Anunnaki,
who should they be?
Fictional race?
Like how could you,
well, you know, what would you describe?
Like I just need something to think of.
I don't like that.
What we talk about?
What level of technology are we talking about?
Beyond the brain.
They have technology more powerful and really great.
No, okay, okay.
Are they more, are they like super powerful?
Are they like a Kryptonian?
Like what's the vibe?
Do they care?
Are they intellectuals?
They don't describe what they look like.
Oh, wait, oh, no, here they are.
Are they war like barbarians?
Here's what they, I give you a description.
The pins have aignia dutch.
A pecksy-dutch.
They just love to make butter.
They just love it.
Yeah.
The Anunnaki live in arid zones with little vegetation.
And the reality is that they are, yeah, yeah.
Their skin color is yellow greenish, although their leaders can have a totally different tonality.
So all in.
But all of them have very dry, scaly skin, and their eyes are distinguished by being yellow,
red, or black, and they have a particular iris that is characterized by a clef, depression,
or gap that can be both uni and bilateral, generally dark in color.
So they're the fremen basically.
Yo, that's a good, that's solid, solid call.
Yeah, they go.
That's what they're hanging out on Dune,
Dune it up.
Okay.
Okay.
During many civilizations in the known land,
they've been depicted in many forms,
including humanoid reptiles, birds, and others.
So, you know, it could look like anything, I suppose.
But that's like a place and not necessarily a people,
like, you know, anyone could live there and be on an ockie.
Oh, that's really progressive.
Yeah, I like that.
It's like a melting pot.
I like that.
Yeah.
Uh, these lands that the Saturn people live on, continuing on, uh, they,
they had another big war.
Um, the on an ockie were coming from hard times at the time when they showed up and had,
uh, when they were coming from the Dust Bowl. What?
They're not the Dust Bowl.
Yeah, they aren't the Dust Bowl.
These are really, really hard.
But these beings here on Saturn are frugivorous. They usually have a bluish group.
Frugivorous? I don't know. I didn't know.
They love to give gifts as frugus.
Hold on hold on hold on. Oh my god. I think't know I didn't they love to give gifts as a fruit
I mean they nuts raw fruits and nuts
There we are technically that's what we are we're not herbivores I'm the worst we're for giverus
We're skin is I don't believe in forgiveness.
I just bold a grudge.
You're just straight, you're gibberish.
Their skin is usually blueish in color
in almost all of their body and white tones in their abdomen.
These Titans visited the known lands
on several occasions during different resets,
carrying thousands of stories that are today
intermingled with mythology
by custodial manipulation. Some have been immortalized in the known lands. They can be found on large
stones, mountains, or trees, as some suffered from custodial technology a long time ago.
But that's all you need to know about the Saturn people. That's their psychic, very powerful,
and kind of keep them themselves. I don't go saving anybody like the Torines do. They just kind of stick to themselves,
but they also didn't help the Anunnaki either.
Next up, the lands of Orion.
These have a lot of different lands in them.
I'm not gonna say all of them.
You can look at it for yourself.
The lot of different countries.
Where's the lands of Orion?
I'm just trying to find it.
It's near the deepest ocean.
What?
Not the abyss will see or the infinite ocean. The deepest ocean. What? Not the abyss will see or the infinite ocean.
The deepest ocean.
Right, right.
And that is, oh, not the ocean of ocean.
Do people, do people really believe this?
The reason I even got started on this,
it's huge on TikTok.
Because on TikTok it was people being like,
I can't believe I was like, look,
and they were using Google Maps to show basically
a piece of ice and they're like, that's the...
Glitches on Google Maps.
You know, like in a video game,
you run to the edge of the map.
People truly do believe this is real.
I got, when we did the first episode,
people were mad.
But it was fun.
Wait, no, wait, people were mad.
People who get to know, I want to, I love gossip.
No, they're just like, they were especially,
we're dumb, we're idiots.
We don't believe it, we're mad
because we were laughing at it.
You know, we're like part of the deep state conspiracy nonsense, you know, things that
make them weird.
The reason people aren't taking this seriously.
Let me do not see this place.
I know.
Listen, who?
No, I see it.
It's really close.
In between the lands of Saturn and the Anunnaki's lands.
To everyone listening, who is deep in this and you love this and this is your
thing hi Jesse Carcci on the internet I want to believe it too I want I want this
to be real more than you know it won 100% isn't but I want it to be because this
sounds so cool this sounds the coolest I would love for this to be real and you
know what if you can prove it to me,
if you want to go with me, I've done the math.
In order to travel to one of these other lands,
in order to go around the planet once, that's like, I don't know,
20 hours, getting a plane, and we just go.
We just go. Let's see if I'm in. I would go with you.
I want to see it fly. You have to go by land or by sea.
It's easiest by sea.
I got work.
I can't do all that.
I think it's really flattering that people thought
you were part of the deep state.
I think that you should lean into that and embrace
that sort of power.
Somebody on TikTok, we had something
go viral on TikTok the other day.
And somebody started telling, like people started spamming
in the
comments saying, oh, well, it wasn't deep state.
It was plant.
You're a government plant.
Yo.
Congratulations.
I was talking about the Miami aliens and then I like made a joke at the end where I was
like, yeah, the aliens are going into, I don't remember.
I said, support or something and like buying the newest highlighter.
And people were so mad.
Why would you say that?
You're just a government plant.
How dare you make light of a very serious situation?
That's, yeah, that's those people out there, man.
Are you a government plant?
Alex got a bunch of that where there's moon episode,
the moon landing episode.
I'm a government ficus.
Yeah.
Before we move on to the next land,
I'm actually gonna go through the custodians very quickly
because they're going to differentiate them
from the next land of people. And it's actually a
little further south. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is basically the second most powerful
race in the giant hundred and seventy eight domed world. And Saint Germain Islands and the
Machiavelli Islands. Yeah, that's the name of some of the islands, Machuveli Island.
Ferturity Island.
Anyway, I gotta read.
Oh, that's nice.
Okay.
So, the beginnings of the custodians is unclear, and we don't really know where they came
from.
There are theories among the giants where it is said that the custodial race was attacked
by some other race that didn't even come from the Great Dome, and that they merged with
the locals to create a great force that later gave origin to the custodian.
So they're like a mix of what came outside of the Great Dome that we know and the humans
that they attacked way back when.
But the reason we say that they think that is because they believe humans actually are
come from the land of the custodians first, that we were from there before we were where
we are now.
The custodians, it said, were the first to leave their world
and advance on their way to the others,
with great destructive and colonizing power,
having reached each of the world
and tried to explore around the known end of worlds,
like the wall around them.
While they have been defeated on at least two known occasions
by two completely different races,
it is certain that they are also vengeful
and that if they have not yet tried again, they will soon.
It is certain they are vengeful.
This sounds like propaganda. This is the most propaganda should I have ever heard. They are vengeful.
The custodians are the only ones who ever attempted to enter the lands that will cover last the celestial lands failing.
These lands are the most mysterious of all. and the story goes that humanity in a way comes
from these lands, and that each of the humans have the source or, quote, unquote, life energy,
what we call a soul that comes from these lands.
Therefore, the human destiny is to eventually confront the custodians that whatever is
done within that great clash is inevitable.
And although it has already been tried, and the great forces between humans and custodians
have collided in history with the help of the Nakim giants, which is who Shiki
is part of, history will surely repeat itself again in these lands, and for that reason,
to stay aware of everything that happens there, and any opportunity of free humanity will
be used to its fullest.
So there you go, the custodians are very spooky, they're very evil, they want to colonize
everybody, and they may actually look like humans, and the reason I say this, because land of the
Orion is where the grays are from.
I misty, they're not the custodians.
I mix that up since July and now.
So the custodians are like humans, the dudes from Jupiter ascending.
Yes, God.
Yes, weird mix of humans and unknowable evil.
These lands, the lands of Orion, going to them now, are
the lands dominated by the beings known as the Graze, the aliens that we so kind of know.
They're generally small, three to four feet high, they are beings of great psychic and scientific
development, and their laboratories are extremely advanced and undoubtedly the best that can be found
within the Great Don't. They have been experimenting with many races.
They have, in their possession, knowledge about all of them existing here and the custodians
have used them on several occasions in their obsession to try and achieve penetration
into the celestial land.
Why is it using these very triggering words?
Who among us is not trying to achieve penetration?
It's very custodial.
It's very custodial. Yeah. Yeah. who among us is not trying to achieve penetration, you know?
It's very custodial. Yeah, yeah. Very custodial.
Very custodial. I think that's why I got them confused
because the custodians used the grays as a tool
to try and enter the celestial lands. Wait, so the custodians
are different from the grays? Yes, custodians are kind of like human looking.
Oh, that's why you can't trust them. Yeah, you can't trust them. That's the whole reason.
Obviously, they failed to getting into these celestial lands.
These beings, the grays, they lack empathy and are generally hostile towards humans, only
on a few occasions that they've shown compassion, but cases of abductees who have had really
bad experiences are everywhere.
And so the idea is every alien abduction story that we know, all the alien encounters are
real. They just aren't from space. know, all the alien encounters are real.
They just aren't from space.
They're from the lands of the world.
Oh, all right, you've sucked me back in.
Welcome back.
Yeah, we talked about this last time we did this,
and for those of you who are unaware,
go watch the movie Jupiter ascending.
It is this.
It really is like a unifying theory of like crap like this.
It is so this.
It's why then yeah,
evil Eddie Redmayne is the custodian
and he has little grays that work for him
and dragon people and he's tried to like,
I'm talking like this, the horror movie!
Like he does that thing and then, you know,
there's a man whose half wearable
of half rollerblader. It's great, yeah. It's great. Here's the thing, you know, there's a man who's half wearable, have rollerblader.
It's great.
It's great.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing that's fucked me up about this, right?
Like, let's just say, let's just say like,
I don't know why that got me.
Oh, it will get you.
The universe is like, it is so, it is more accurate
than you could ever imagine.
And it's so much dumber than it even sounds.
But, the thing that's so crazy, he's literally like in the air.
He does, he skates in the air like this.
It's, it's Channing Tatum has a werewolf.
It's Channing Tatum too, yeah.
And his girl who's queen of bees and control bees.
It's, I mean, it's charming, you know, he's,
he's always got that.
Sean Bean is in this movie as a man who like was a be man.
A be man?
He's a be man.
He's a be half man.
He's a be any man.
But he just looks like a man.
He just like loves honey and stuff.
Anyway, anyway, the thing that's fucked up,
it's a weird movie.
It's a worthwhile movie to watch.
It's, it's by the Wachowski's. Give it a shot. If's by the Wichowskis.
Give it a shot.
If you love the Matrix, it's just as good.
Um, no, don't do that.
The thing that's messed up about this,
and let's just imagine because we,
and I always use this as like a sort of like tonal thing
because it happened recently and it really,
you know, affected my thought process.
But we kind of proved that everything is everywhere
all at once recently.
Like the Nobel Prize, right?
The quantum one was, was that for you?
Yeah, we proved that like our perception of the universe
is such that we perceive it in a certain way
where it's linear and there's space between things
and we have to, you know, travel in space to get to places and stuff
like that.
That's not how the universe actually is and that's why things like quantum entanglement
between particles on opposite sides of the universe can happen is because the way that we perceive
it is not really how it is, right?
That seems accurate to you, Mattis.
Yeah, that's, I mean, I'm sure there's a little bit to talk about there, it makes no sense
to me.
So assuming that, right?
Assuming that's true, which it seems to be.
And then assume that you're not an educated person,
like you're just kind of like somebody from 200 years ago
who doesn't have an operating knowledge of like,
even what atmosphere is, what anything is, like how is this not,
like looking at this map,
how is this not just space and planets?
Like how is it not, right?
It's kind of what it is, right?
Like they take, there's a Zeta Varticuli land.
Like there's just, they pull things from space.
It's almost just like I was the first human being
and I was confronted with a concept of space.
And instead of picturing it as like a nothingness
of with orbs floating in it,
which it may be, you know, to most to the eye,
you know, even though it's just circles.
You know, if you think about it as circles
rather than orbs, it kind of ends up like this.
And I don't know, like it's kind of the same thing.
Like there is atmosphere around things.
There is distance between them,
an ocean like, an ocean,
we even call spaceships, spaceships, because they are ships that go in space. I don't know.
Is it really that? Is it, is it, if you start to think about it that way and you start to think
about maybe there isn't even space, I don't know. It starts to become something that at least
you can start to get some serious thoughts
about it, I guess.
I mean, if we believe that everything exists all at once, right, then this does exist,
right?
Isn't that what Alex was saying, basically?
Yeah, well, I mean, that's a whole other, yeah, like the multiverse or whatever, like
the infinity of existence is a whole other thing too, yeah.
Right. So if you believe that the universe is infinite then there is
at least in some capacity a truth to this because it would exist somewhere in some way.
In some reality a little bit down into the right of the lands of the custodians south of the ocean of the death is a little
of the lands of the custodians south of the ocean of the death is a little archipelago called Caligula.
He went after you didn't die, you just went there.
It was down there.
But that's something, that's what I was going to ask you though, because that actually
reminds me of something, because there's Machiavelli islands, there's Caligula,
there's all these things that are named after like people that seem to be not that
antiquitous.
Like, I guess in the context of human history they are, you know, people like Machiavelli and named after people that seem to be not that antiquitous.
I guess in the context of human history they are,
people like Machiavelli and Caligula,
the Roman Emperor,
but is that like supposed to,
are we supposed to be looking at this in the way
that Jack Kirby named the eternal things
that are close to what we call our gods
to explain that we sort of like?
I would imagine the explanation is
that Caligula was named such because somebody
had heard the story of the lands that were beyond,
like, that, you know, that might have been a place
called Caligula where powerful things were,
maybe they named him after such hoping that that would be it.
But there's no details.
We don't know.
I don't fully understand what influenced,
what chicken or egg I don't know.
It's almost like they just gave us the seed and we're just out here watering the gardens.
Doing the work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
The last thing we should know about the grays, they're basically the third most powerful
a point before the first Great War where everybody out there was fighting.
The leadership of both the Anunnaki and the custodians had an upheaval, and it allowed the grays to
take control of the entire great dome for a little while until the great human uprising
happened, and we killed their leader, which made the grays very mad at us, which is why
they treat us the way they do still today.
What is the way they treat us?
Abductorus take our genetic sampling.
All the abduction stories we have now
are the way they're treating us, and it could have been better.
I just want to say for the record,
I hope everyone listening at home caught that.
Mathis, stop himself.
I want to let you know.
Here he goes.
He's not like self, I didn't realize what I do.
Oh, you did, and it was beautiful.
You go collect our genetic,
and then go get shut up.
You're very obvious.
See when, see when I was about to come out of there
and you stop yourself and that's very nice.
They can, they can pump me dry if they want.
I've already, to aliens, I have a free pass.
I'm never gonna stop.
You do have a free pass.
Aliens of free pass, the only ones that ever will.
I don't know why it's sensual for you.
It's, it happens to you.
Because the Graves need to learn about
changed forever,
and more fun.
And love.
You think you just want to fix them, is it?
I will.
I can fix them.
Okay.
Wow.
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Only a few more lands left we got, we got one, two, three, four more lands and we are done with
this, with all of the main important ones.
I hope we're never done with this.
Do you think all the graves have a hive mind, so if you fix one, you fix them all?
That'd be great.
That'd be the best orgy of all time.
What?
It is central for you, isn't it?
It is.
It's just aliens, man't it? It is.
It's just aliens, man, just with the aliens.
I feel like that's why they're not coming for you because they're like, that guy's way too
thirsty.
Listen, we've had this talk.
We've had this conversation, all right?
100% he is squeezing them out.
Like, actually, I was going to say you should come to a Chaluminati live show, but I was
going to say, actually, maybe, don't show to a Chaluminati live show, but I was gonna say, actually maybe, don't show me a Chaluminati live show.
The splash zone is getting too big these days.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Okay, here's my logic, right?
So the aliens keep showing up and scooping eggs
and scooping, you know, jizz out of people.
I gotta say scoop.
Just take it from somebody who's willing.
I'll do it in that, and I'll get confirmation
that aliens are real.
It's a trade.
Okay, man, don't put get in confirmation that aliens are real. It's a trade. Okay, man.
Don't put yourself out there that much like that.
We covered the Q and on conspiracy years ago and one of the parts of that conspiracy, which
by the way, off the top, not true blah, blah, blah.
Let's not even go into it except for this one little slice where there, some people believe
that a dreamer chrome is being harvested by children, but you wouldn't be able to get
it from a willing participant.
You would have to get it from someone who is having
a fear response because that's the only way
in this theory that we covered,
there's two fearsy theory.
It's the only way to get it.
That's what the aliens need.
So maybe.
I'll play along.
I know a bug man in a sear sucker suit.
I'll play along.
I'll play the role.
Just take me on your spaceship.
No, no, no.
No, but they know it at the same time. That's what they need. So afraid. Yeah. I'll pretend I'll play along I'll play the role just take me on your spaceship. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, say one thing that's kind of off topic, but I feel like it's, I've just been holding it in too long and I need to share with some people.
Please, no, please do.
I have a friend in Atlanta who got banned from Whole Foods
recently, like he walked in and some guy comes up to him
and holds him big and sure up and is like,
hey, is this you?
And he's like, yeah, he was like,
you're banned from Whole Foods.
And he was like, what?
I come here like three times today
because he lives right next to Whole Foods. And he was like, what? I come here like three times today because he lives right next to Whole Foods.
And they said that he had been coming in
and you know like the cookies there.
He like would always grab a cookie while he was shopping.
And so he's banned from every Whole Foods
like for the rest of his life.
That's what I'm saying.
That's Mathis with the aliens right there.
No.
Two eaters at home.
Whatever. Yeah. Two, you dare to tell us.
Whatever.
Yeah, fine.
I understand.
I want to advance the relation between humanity and non-human and human.
No, you don't.
You want to advance the relations between you and some alien-
I'm not even kidding.
You're not even kidding.
You're not even kidding.
I'm just gonna take an alien cookie out of the lobby of the alien.
Yeah.
This whole like humanitarian, I'm very altruistic of me to want to bang an alien.
Like get out of here, you creep.
Whatever man, we talked about the sexiest alien abductions.
Why can't one of those happen to me?
We did a whole episode on it, you were there!
What's a sexy alien?
I think it's all, I think everybody
know every listener out there knows what.
Yeah, anyway, all right, we're gonna go.
We're gonna keep it done. Stop dashing my dreams.
I think the grays to go back to what Nat said.
I think all the aliens have a flyer with your face on it,
Matvis, and they're like, don't abduct this guy.
He is bad news.
One of us tried.
We went there.
It's on the Sunvisor.
Yeah, we went there while he had a fever
so that he wouldn't know it was real.
And he was being way too eager.
We had to wipe his memory.
It's a bad time for all of us.
And they pass it out in the whole foods
that is our universe.
You think they put like a holographic detour sign
over my house that they fucking fly?
You have to go around.
Oh my God.
Suck my finger, dude.
It was weird, man.
It's fine.
Not going back there.
That's not fair, but it's fine.
I didn't do anything wrong.
Just trying to help.
Pleiades, the lands where Atlas exists,
Electra, the land, not the hero, and Marope,
the Pleiadians are very close to the known lands,
and they are very tall beings that keep great physical similarity to who else, the Norse.
Oh, sexy.
It is said that their ancestors
survive the Battle of Azgar against the custodians.
This is what I'm into, if it makes you feel better.
So now there's two creeps in this episode.
Perfect.
Would you let the late Piliadians abduct you, bar none?
I mean, I don't know what you're about to say about them,
but I'm really into like the Viking Norse abduction fancy.
These are your aunties for sure.
Just because my thing is little gray things.
Why is that weirder than being into Norse aliens
who look like big Vikings?
This is like, geocities back in the day
when people finally found each other.
Like, you know, A, like, don't worry, man,
like I got you, like, I love the Norse aliens,
like, oh yeah, and he's like, I love the,
what are they called, the, the lands of Orion guys?
I love those guys.
The great things.
I'm attracted to just really big rings.
So, you know, maybe the, the Saturnites or whatever.
Oh, I've got a land for you.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I'm really into Roman emperors that love to eat their family members.
Is there a helicopter I can find?
If you don't like reptilians, you like more dragon-like reptiles?
There's the draconians as well.
So you can have your legs like reptiles or your dragon-like reptiles.
You're gonna live in the lands of SCAT.
SCAT?
I know what I'm doing.
I thought you were talking about shit play.
I'm just asking questions.
There's a land called SCAT.
Is it in like a giant door?
And it's in the North of the lands of Draco.
And I'm like, who lives there?
The Draco people.
This smell like wheat or cigarettes.
Great.
Great questions all around.
Oh, yeah, right there.
Draco, they live in At the Bean, Edamon.
All right, anyway.
The Pleiades.
That's the Bean?
They're way better.
Pleiades.
That's the most sexual one we've discussed.
That's just Chicago.
These people, the Pleiadians, had a big war against the custodians and fought in what is
known as the Battle of Asgard.
That and where they actually-
Come on!
Yeah, no, no, 100%.
And then escaped to those lands in Pleiadies.
They are generally benevolent to humans but made a peace pact with the Anunnaki during
an early stage of their development.
They rely on our spiritual development
and improving our living conditions.
Their circle environment is believed
to have been manipulated by the Anunnaki
since they're beginning for that reason
that they suffer natural disasters all the time.
And it's important to know Anunnaki
have weather controlling technology
and they use it against the circle environment.
A raven.
Flat Earth Earth for planet.
It's in quote, circle environment, whatever that means.
It is believed that this was implanted to force them
to have to escape from there and seek refuge
in the known lands.
And although many of these beings visited the known continents,
they do not feel comfortable coexisting with humans.
They looked for other alternatives, but they were a failure, and they also failed to live
in any of the lands behind the walls of mountains.
These beings didn't coexisting with humans?
They didn't work.
In our own land.
Yeah, with us in the known land.
Circle environment.
Yeah.
Before the Great Britain.
Essentially Norse gods is what you're saying.
Yeah. That's what it sounds like. Yeah, basically
Because ask our ask our God. Yeah, 100%
These beings didn't help humans in the great war when it happened. No, who's not guarding his ass math
Me right here. It's open for business 24
Seven kind of like a McDonald's your problem my man. You say kind of like McDonald's. That's your problem, my man. Do you say kind of like McDonald's? Yeah.
Okay.
Well, we all have a reference point for it now.
And kind of like McDonald's, the aliens are like,
I don't know, there's other places we can go.
Yeah, there's like, it announced like right up the block.
There's nothing right over there.
It's cheaper.
Not out here.
It's cheaper.
In Texas, in not, Daryl.
I'm probably the best you're gonna get.
I don't know, there's like,
there's gotta be like a water burner version
of a person out there.
That's me. Who? Nah, you just said you were the McDonald's. All right, you're right, actually. like, there's gotta be a like a water burner version of a person out there. That's me! Who?
No, you just said you were the McDonald's.
Alright, you're right, actually.
You're open 24 hours now.
I am open 24 hours.
Convenience, a very good...
Are you not afraid?
Are you not afraid?
Like, a little bit like, what if they probe you and it's like really painful and you suffer
like anal fissures and like, your intestines no longer work and like, you need to have a bag
connected to your body.
And you know what I mean?
Like what did they really fuck you up?
This is the real shit.
I'm so glad that somebody's finally asking him this shit.
But then I have actual answers.
Like I would know aliens are real
and I may have given up a part of my bodily health
to find that information out.
But that's what I'm talking about.
But would you?
Would you like to just spies them over time?
Who might life change?
For hurting you, so?
I might get too crazy.
Oh, you might,
but like I started to find my podcast
into just trying to spread the truth
that aliens are real and just crash my career.
Problem.
You might just turn this into you screaming into space
for aliens to come have sex with you.
Yeah, that'd be a crazy thing to happen on the show.
Eventually, you might lose track and that might just be what our show is every single week.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's really they would, they would quit.
Then first, the first day I came back with like a cloth bag and I'm be like, wait,
tie, tie you back with a bag and you were like, guys, aliens are real.
The next eight episodes aliens were in my butt.
I'm here for all eight.
Yeah, I'm going to go on.
You're done with eight after the next episode you're gone.
And then we're out. It's the finale. Oh, man. Honestly, what a finale to go on.
To know that I don't think legally you are allowed to after that.
I don't think I can't.
Moving away from them, we're going to the land's, Jesse's been waiting for now.
The lands, the clones.
We are now in the world of clones.
This is where America too, Europa too,
Grand Tierra de los duertores.
That was, you know, all those places.
That doesn't say duertores.
That says desertores.
Desertores, you're right.
It's, I could not do it.
It's hard for me to fucking see.
The grand land of the deserts
But it's in Spanish
Spanish deserts. This known as like a very strange earth was created as a totally experimental first Mars Earth
That said desert or not a desert desi Arthos does
Alex and I are like a Wales vagina.
Yeah.
And I hold old wooden ship.
This place is hard to basically.
So this is, this place was experimental first Mars Earth,
but it wasn't used for a long time until they
transferred the idea of Mars Earth.
It's what is Mars Earth?
Hang on, we'll get that.
You said that like I'm like, oh yeah, Mars Earth. It's, what is Mars Earth? Hang on, we'll get that.
You said that like, I'm like, oh yeah, Mars Earth, let's go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, to transport some of the then dominant races to create an experimental site for conflict resolution
and inter-race development. But this did not prosper and it was almost destroyed.
Then it was used as cloning lands to save lives of important leaders of different races.
For that reason, it has the characteristic name now. There was an escape of beings that were used
for cloning that had to be chased in order not to generate great commotion in the different worlds.
This also happened with human beings who were used for the cloning who also escaped from there.
These beings were robotic and lacked any feeling or empathy. No doubt all this was another aberration of the parasites.
Robotic, this experimental land today is completely abandoned. They are one of the many forgotten lands that someday,
maybe someone can reuse.
The Pleiadians also have these lands in view
to make a massive relocation for themselves,
but the truth is that it is not known
what can be found there since the large laboratories
were abandoned overnight.
So it was a place where important people were cloned
of all races, so all those clone theories out here
in like in Earth, about like, you know, Miley Cyrus being races. So, you know, all those clone theories out here in like, in Earth, that like, you know,
Miley Cyrus being a clone or, you know,
overkin the president being a clone or whatever.
Isn't there like another, you know,
celebrities, clone celebrities all over the place?
Avril Lavigne.
Avril Lavigne, that shit.
Oh yeah.
That's where they come from.
They come from the lands of the clones.
What?
But why would Avril Lavigne be deemed so important that the Anunak, did
you say the Anunak, he called that? Really notable people, this Canada actually has
to be. Do you know how much Canadian music they have to play on the radio? I read that recently.
You might need to Avrilivines. Yeah. I think the song complicated was about all of this.
Oh. Oh. Oh. We're trying to about all of this. Oh, oh.
She was trying to expose it.
Wow.
What if you play backwards?
Do you think Skaterboy's about mathis?
If you play complicated backwards,
it's ever gonna be me like beyond the ice wall.
That is where I go.
Yeah.
All right, we're almost done.
Now we're gonna talk about the celestial lands.
Terra in Cognita.
There are many other worlds that are being left out
of our coverage today.
Guys, again, this can go on literally forever.
There are like three other books I don't own
that talk about other lands.
And there are a ton of extraterrestrial races
that struggle to survive in a system
that seems to leave, left up to mere luck,
the fate of one another, those who survive and those who die.
It should also be noted that there are many others, although to a lesser extent, where peace and development reigns.
Perhaps because the parasitic races do not see or find anything interesting,
or perhaps they monitor them from afar, or simply their development with subsequent to the visits in their lands and go unnoticed.
Other lands, as we have seen, did not even manage to develop completely when the parasites entered their world and emptied their lands along with their dreams, besides
staining their history completely with blood, manipulated, and changed their future forever.
That's what the Anunnaki and the Kastodians do, they ruin everything.
The human being was broken and still could not twist the destiny for which he was created.
His kingdom was taken a long time ago, and does not seem that they will leave the throne
soon, perhaps it is time to reveal themselves to the despot King.
Because remember, our destiny,
if you remember early in this episode, I said it,
but it might have gotten forgotten,
our destiny as humans is to stand up
to those, the Anunnaki, the custodians,
and to we are the chosen ones.
We are supposed to go fight them
and end the reign of evil forever.
That's why we're so important.
That's why we're being protected by a few different races
and trying to be kept away.
Man character syndrome.
Yeah, well, is it being character syndrome if it's true?
That's what like success mindset people say, man,
I don't know.
It seems unhealthy, though.
It seems toxic.
Well, it's true that at least three of the parasitic races
weigh on us, and although we are still standing,
we are being emptied spiritually every day.
The death of the human being will not be a physical one,
but it'll be when we reach the point
that there is no being in the known lands
who knows that inside is his spiritual potential
enough to change everything around.
Basically, the soul is the key to everything.
Our soul, our life energy, it's why we're so special
and they're draining it from us,
ever so slowly, so eventually,
we'll be kind of like the clones were,
empty vessels, robotic creatures
that can just be manipulated and used.
We must also learn.
I feel like that.
It does look like capitalism.
I get that.
I feel that though.
I do.
The more information I take in on a daily basis
about just the state of things,
I feel less inclined to do anything about it.
So I feel like, or about things that upset me
because I'm just like, this is out of my control.
There's nothing I can do about these situations.
Let's just meditate. let's just chill,
let's just touch grass, whatever.
So I don't know, maybe it's working.
Maybe the other.
It's exactly how I feel when I go on Netflix.
It's exactly like that.
Well, before our great destiny comes,
we still have to learn from many other races
that manage to overcome their issues.
We must follow some of their techniques to overcome the oppressive and manipulative power in which we live here.
Many of these races are willing to help in the path towards the awakening and human freedom if we're just willing to accept it.
It shouldn't be forgotten that the celestial lands, the lands we know very little about,
the mysterious and hidden lands where the parasite could never enter, and even though they tried, continue to keep our secret. The one that only we humans carry,
and those of the celestial lands know, that we possess this source of life, that this is the great
thing that will end the tear any one day, and we step forward and take our rightful place
in the tapestry of the lands beyond the ice walls of Earth. I bet it's the cyber truck.
Yeah, no, I think that's the thing that unlocks our potential.
The cyber truck is here.
We rolled out, if we all rolled out in those, man.
An army of cyber trucks.
Yeah.
Oh, so Elon knows that's why he changed Twitter to X because we're at the crossroads.
Oh, fuck, it's all right there.
That's an history.
Right, right.
I mean, that makes perfect sense. Yeah. Well, some say maybe that we're the link to the. Oh, fuck, it's all right there. That's an history. Right, right. That makes perfect sense.
Well, some say maybe that we're the link to the other lands
behind this great dome.
The fear of the colonizers is real
because they cannot manipulate our essence
no matter how hard they try.
They only can manipulate our physical environment.
They're the reasons, by the way,
the climate change, the on and off you're doing it,
by the way.
Is this just a way for like white people
to feel like proxies?
I was about the same exact same thing. Is that what this is?
Is this our way to be?
No, we got to be colonizers, guys.
This is not written by white man at all. This is all not written by white man.
William Morris?
William Morris. No, the author of these books is Claudio Nocelli.
Claudio Nocelli is the author.
He goes by NOS Confundent,
and you just have to trust him that he got from Helen,
a book that talks about William Morris,
who then explains what is past the ice walls.
So the underlying story is by a white man.
It's just being transmitted by what I assume is
Portuguese guy. I don't know. I can't talk me.
He's Argentinian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the story from back then, the Florida story is more about,
it's more about a land beyond ice walls, but it's like other humans and kind of weird stuff.
All this alien and all this stuff is all him adding to it.
And he's more and more books are being released
that I gotta catch up on that just keep pushing the law.
Wait, he's alive.
Oh yeah, this guy's pumping up, but he's the last book.
He's the last, he's the last, he's the last.
These are popping out.
Yeah, these are popping out like hotcakes.
He shrank them out for like 12 bucks on Amazon.
He says that Anunaki are the ones
that are causing climate change and ruining the environment.
Yes, they're trying to ruin us and destroy us and they have weather controlling technology
and they are ruining our climate and the effort to throw us off.
So it is kind of like a conspiracy because you could say that like the inconvenient truth
was just to lead us astray.
Yes.
Exactly.
From the fact that it's actually Anunaki.
Damn right. They're the ones pulling the strings trying to end us.
Do you think Al Gore knew that?
If he had become president, maybe we wouldn't be living in a land dominant by Anunnaki
technology.
He's the Stanley Kubrick of global warming is Al Gore.
The last land we're going to talk about is the near lands.
This is where we live right now, the near lands.
Our lands have a name different
from everything that has been named in any of the stories, and surely many of the continents
are broad, as well. And it's completely called the nearlands. Although many keep the spirit
of the great stories and battles that may never happen, I will not annihilate his dream
or confuse that he claims with names. Besides, I prefer that my land, land remain for the
moment with the name
that some know it ancestral republic
is fine as it represents what we are,
the surviving human ancestors to the last reset.
That is all apparently William Morris
doesn't want to give the actual names of our lands
for some reason, so he refers to it as the ancestral republic
still because he doesn't want the
names to be lost.
I'm not entirely sure.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What is that exact bro?
I'm trying to make sense.
So he's saying, he's not sharing them.
But he's selling books about all of them, so it doesn't really matter.
So he doesn't, so when you're talking about the nearlands, you're talking about earth.
Yes, you're talking about the plants.
This is terrible.
Yeah, this is where we live.
So you're talking about like Europe and stuff, right?
And he doesn't want to tell us what this place is really called
because if he did, then we couldn't stick it to the
Anunnaki.
Yeah, some folks.
Why, it's our name really bad.
Is it like stupid fucking assholes or is it like
the code name to something, you know, I don't know.
The bitch face kingdom.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, Lord.
I don't, that's it.
That's all the lands I've got for you today.
That's it, that's where we live.
Well, you can't even tell us about our lives.
We live here, it's a wall around it.
You know everything.
I'm just letting you know what they call our
love.
What's the ancient history?
You said there was a weird battle.
We're in a half Jesse.
I can't keep going.
I need to get worse.
My family.
You're in the battles.
Jesse, world war one, world war two.
Yeah.
Being that normal.
Yeah.
Come on.
You're telling me, you're telling me that
on D day as the doors went down and bolster flying,
there was a minotaur and like a giant elf man.
I can't tell you the question.
I'm just gonna drag in everybody here.
The last resets that happened in the known lands.
Are you ready for that?
I'll give you that.
Resets, dude.
Yes.
The last and most previous reset had been the cruelest of all because they were already losing
control.
They being the Anunnunnocking the custodians
was i don't have the last reset will find out
that the appearance where humans and giants work actually in control of the of everything but once but once the four great centers fell
the millions of deaths left by the war it was difficult for the humans to recover we all knew at one point that we had been defeated.
The mother, their mother had told them many, many times the story,
which in turn was told by her mother, I already repeated by heart,
she was only a newborn. So these stories are coming from Helen.
Because remember, Helen was born outside the ice walls.
Yes, Helen.
She got the stories from her father and mother and grandmother's,
grandmother and grandmother, like all sorts of things.
She passed them on to Bernie. Who passed them on to Mitch? They were born. She got the stories from her father and mother and grandmother's grandmother and grandmother like all too groney who passed
Who passed them on to an ubus?
They just passed on the stories of all who passed them on to Jennifer who passed them on to Sherry
Basically, they lived in the world that they once lived in was prosperous
But suddenly their dreams were trampled.
Many found loved ones who had died next door randomly.
Their houses were on fire or had simply disappeared.
They used the custodians and the Anunnaki used technology that we just simply wouldn't
understand to ruin their lives.
They could even petrify people in place like stone.
So you're just saying like goofy shit started happening and we don't even know what the
hell it was?
Yeah, basically.
When all was lost, when they finally killed everybody with this weird tech freezing
people, making buildings catch on fire, having things just disappear, people dying mysteriously,
then they hit the world with the great flood.
Sound familiar?
Oh, noah.
Yes, noah.
Yes, noah.
As it is known, yeah.
We know it as the great flood.
They know it as the mud flood.
And reality.
Jupiter ascending, but.
In reality, this happened in different forms,
but it dragged everything in its path.
It was something of a colossal, a colossal like storm.
Many of the humans that grew up after the last reset
used vestiges of these monuments or buildings that were destroyed, even some had withstood the war and the flood that wiped
everything out quite well. So they built on the remnants of what was left after all the
death and then the flood. The flood was kind of used to trying to like wash everything away.
Um, I know it's very, you know, don't ask me any more than that. I don't have any.
I'm not asking questions. I'm just simply reacting.
Many humans that grew up after the last reset, like I said, used the old buildings and
such.
They were resistant to ancestral technology.
They were prepared for everything.
That's why you will notice that many images of the past do not match the reality that people
lived.
The difference in technology and architecture,
they mix the history in such a way that it is difficult
for you to understand it completely,
but at least you will have an idea of how the whole process
was taking place.
So this is kind of like a...
The history that we're told is not entirely accurate.
The accurate history can be found on the walls of said
ancient tombs.
A spicy space man in higher level like for 1999
on Amazon.com.
Yeah, yeah.
The resets themselves.
So that's why it looks like there's UFOs and things
because that was the real truth, man.
The resets themselves.
Is that what you're saying?
Other than some varying minor differences,
almost always carried out, we're almost always carried out
in the same way.
They put a limit of years for the race they're controlling
to develop and reach a point of knowledge and technology.
They will always try to manipulate reality
to reach that point as slow as possible.
They take it really as like a game.
Basically, they will try to pause your spiritual growth
and the truth about your origin
and your world environment where you are.
Clearly, they will never make themselves known.
Nor will you have any kind of contact with them.
They operate from the outside,
manipulating you from the shadows. But you'll eventually be able to find them in history and in several
possible ways and forms, like I said, the hieroglyphics of spaceman on tombs and stuff that people
believe quote unquote, or spaceman, they're not actually spaceman.
When a reset then takes place, considering that the previously established limit of years
was reached, they will make everyone over seven months of age die.
So everyone who's seven months are older
when they decide it's done, your time limits up,
it's time to reset, seven months and older just die.
Very Passover, very, you know.
So then how did the seven month old survive?
Like they can't, they have no means to survive.
Like there's no parents anymore, right?
Yeah, and they'll just die off on their own.
I don't know.
It happens to everybody who's so under-traumatic.
On the Anunaki raised them?
There's nobody, maybe they scoop up and try and raise them on their own.
Basically, what ends up happening after that is,
so everyone over seven months of age dies.
And this can also be decided in advance.
It will simply be thought of at the moment
in the meetings of the parasite dome. So they can just be like, okay, we're just going to do it now
and it just happens because they think they have the thought is powerful enough, the psychic abilities
they have. The parasite dome. The parasite dome. The great flood that parents and grandparents of
that generation suffered was the same that would have happened in case we had,
in case that we had reached the limit of years of development.
So you think of the flood as like a failsafe.
If, you know, that nobody dies over seven years old
or whatever they do something else,
the flood will then just fucking wipe everybody else out.
And it's usually only initiated in an urgent way
because of the war that had been unleashed.
And the last reset in these lands did not reach the time limit that they had established
for our development, but we were not far away either if we consider that when the giant's
visited and joined us in these lands, they started to educate us about the lands and
the life beyond the walls.
So they were going to, I guess, reset us again didn't get because the giant showed up and
now we know about things in the celestial's keep our secret.
Oh, is your answer?
Your babies of seven months or less than that will be left alive, not all, they will decide depending on many factors.
Those above that age will be killed or dying catastrophes of different kinds.
And time to them.
And time to them.
Who did not die.
This world environment is just,
justly manipulated and it's entirety by them,
imagine living inside a greenhouse.
You can understand it that way.
You can make it bloom or poison it
from one day to the next or even slowly.
That's how to think how the Anunnaki rule are.
And yeah, there you go.
There is the last reset.
All the details you could have ever known and absolutely is clear as humanly possible.
Wow.
You feel better now, Jesse, that you have and you have the reset went down.
Yeah.
Is this what Elon Musk believes? Like, didn't he say something about the great reset?
Dude, that's it.
He did for a problematic theory, dude.
He just believes that he should be cool and that's pretty much it.
Yeah.
He just believes that he should be cool and that's pretty much it. Yeah.
I once, this, the only thing that I know to be absolutely true about Elon Musk is a guy
said a quote about him that I firmly believe.
He said, Elon Musk wants to save the planet, but only if Elon Musk can save the planet.
That was, I thought that I'm John.
I feel like that was the guy's interview during John Oliver.
That's the most accurate thing I've ever heard.
Like that's where I think is.
You guys want to hear some gossip about Elon Musk? 100. Okay. as an interview during John Oliver. That's the most accurate thing I've ever heard. Like that's where I think is going.
You guys wanna hear some gossip about Elon Musk?
100, always.
So I'll tell you guys how I know this information.
So it could not be true.
I don't know, but I think it was true.
I believe it already.
I a few years ago was dating someone who was a photographer
who worked on like, I don't know, big like photography things,
like shot like sports illustrated and all this cool stuff, like would get to go to like
islands and do whatever.
Legit photography, yeah.
So he was connected with all of these models and he was friends with a model who was
friends with, what?
Okay, he was friends with a model.
I don't want to like dox these people.
He was friends with a model who was friends with a model who was friends with the model. I don't want to like doxies people. He was friends with the model, who was friends with the model, who was friends with Amber
Hird, who had dated Elon Musk.
A power couple right there.
Right.
And at this time, Amber Hird was not dating Elon anymore.
She was dating someone else that was like part of their group or whatever.
And she was cheating on the dude with someone else or something.
And so Elon Musk called the dude and was like, hey, come over to my house and the guy was
like, what the fuck?
Like Elon Musk invited me to his house.
This is crazy, but I'm going to go because it's Elon Musk.
Hey, could you come over to my house really quick, please?
I'd like to show you something at my house.
Elon Musk took him into, according to the story that this guy told me,
Elon Musk took him into like a room in his house,
had a big screen and then like pressed a remote and started playing recordings
of her cheating on the dude with another guy.
And I was like, there's a lot of things in the story.
That's not save the world billionaire shit. on the dude with another guy. And I was like, whoa. There's a lot of things in the story.
That's not save the world billionaire shit.
That's evil man killing James Bond.
You know what I'm not saying he's a guy.
I'm saying that sounds exactly like something.
No, absolutely.
Yeah, it does.
I couldn't believe it.
Because I was like, why would he fucking care?
Why would he fucking care?
And he was like, no, because he just wanted to feel.
He made her dress up as mercy from Overwatch.
The man is living in a different world.
I don't know.
I like, that story has stuck with me
because that person who told it to me
had absolutely no reason to lie.
And I met some of the people that he's friends with
and he absolutely did run in those circles.
So like, there's no, it could be true,
but it could also just be like something
someone told him to sound cool.
I don't know.
Rich people are crazy.
Like don't even put anything past rich people.
I have seen some of the richest people, yeah.
That's exactly why, that's exactly why I believe
that the stuff we just talked about can't be real.
Because I know that Elon or Zuck or someone,
like the billionaires have too much money in our life.
I swear to you, they would have figured this out.
They would be like, I'm creating the greatest talent
that's going to colligate with 500 floatillas put together
and I'll trade all the war.
Like you know they would do that.
What Elon would ally with in the lands beyond the ice walls.
The Norse.
The villains.
Oh, he is already allied with the non-Anavian custodians.
He made the custodians.
Maybe one of them.
He's like, the custodian, really?
I feel like he thinks of himself as like a hero.
So wouldn't he want to be in Ozgard with the God?
But the whole people, I don't think would take him in.
Oh, no, you're right.
No, you know who he is?
If you've ever seen the movie,
if you've ever seen the movie die hard.
He's the dude who tries to make a deal with Hans
Gruber.
He's like, Hans, buddy, come on.
And he gets shot in the face.
That's who Elon Musk would be.
Elon Musk is.
He thinks he's the hero and he's going to save the day.
And really, he's just a stooch.
All I know, I'm not sure who he would be allied with, but I do know that he would be
wherever Mathis is just getting his back blown out by an alien.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's got the money.
That's not fair.
He should not be allowed to have that gift.
He's got the money though, dude.
Like, let world.
Mathis, I have a question to ask you.
If the alien's seamen collection was not like
they're giving you an orgasm,
but it was rather that they abducted you
and you have to give one of them an orgasm. Oh, was rather that they abducted you and you have to
give one of them an orgasm.
Oh, God, I'll write the top of this.
Just move me up.
I'm in.
I'm in.
He's already logged in on the app.
He's already got this like, he's got rewards points set up on the app ready to go.
Where's my space Uber to pick me up?
I'll be right there dude.
I'll be in.
Fuck yes, I don't care anything.
Doesn't matter.
I always have guests on the show and then then Mathis starts talking about how he wants to
fuck aliens, and I get scared that finally we're going to reach that episode where somebody
is just so put off by that, and then everybody just jumps in, and he's like, happy that
a cool question for you buddy, boy, and I'm looking forward to it.
He's just so enthusiastic, and he's not afraid, you know, he's not like a shamed.
So it's like, okay, this is a shameless a shameless person I'm just gonna ask them things I'm one or maybe smiling when he sees his
friend you can't fake it it's it brings to everyone doing magic tricks for dogs. I think everyone has
that thing they're willing to do you know what I'm like ever since I discovered that in Texas
there is apparently a haunted like an old brothel that is haunted and when you go there the ghosts hit on you I've always
wanted to go there. I want to have like an old prospector be like nice damn. I just want
to eat some expensive ham. Yeah, back to ham. We've come full circle. You don't want to
like get fucked with the expense of him?
No, it doesn't just sound so much more attainable to have a nice afternoon, you know?
Yeah, I don't want to get fucked with me speaking of aliens. We're gonna talk about the jellyfish
Over at the mini-sode. We're gonna what's it? We're done with that episode. Do you feel more enlightened? Do you feel educated?
Do you feel like you know the true history of our world now? No. I feel like if there was a multiple choice quiz
with this information on it, I would fail it.
However, I had a great time.
Yeah, it's like, that's kind of the vibe of this show.
It depends on the episode.
Not now.
Thank you so much for coming on.
Let's get haunted, a fantastic show.
Thank you.
Thank you for having us.
I know that you guys have let's get haunted.com,
but is there somewhere specific that you guys want to point people or is there a day that people should be looking forward to for
the grand return from your VK or what's the vibe?
Yeah, first Wednesday of February, we will be back with our season six premiere and you
can also go over to Instagram.com forward slash Let's Get Haunted and the link in our
bio is our link tree and that's the easiest way to just find
Everything that we're on. Yeah, and we have over 200 episodes. So check it out if you're really bored
It's all great. Yeah people always say what do we watch after we listen to all the chaluminonis like go to let's get haunted
It's yeah, almost as many episodes there you go and also go by their patch. It's really cool
I don't know. I'll put that on my bag. And also go by their patch. It's really cool. I don't know.
I'll put that on my bag.
That's a cool patch.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, you got a patch?
Yeah, it's cool.
I just like that logo.
I like the pink.
It looks cool.
Oh, wow.
Thanks.
Wow.
Now we like you, Alex.
Oh, look at this.
We weren't sure in first with all the talk of him
and Disney adulting, but you've won our hearts.
I think that I'm full of surprises.
Hmm.
Yeah.
We're gonna head over to patreon.com.
So I'm assuming I'd do a mini-sode where Allie and I
will be joining us.
So we'll see you guys over there.
Thank you again for joining us.
Thank you guys for the support out there and viewership
land.
We'll see you next week.
Goodbye.
Goodbye. Goodbye. Alright. In Scooping Eggs,
Imaging Scooping,
You know, Jizz out of people.
Why do I say Scoop?
Just take it from somebody who's willing.
I'll do it cause the Graves need to learn about emotions
and love and connection.
But I got some weight and some Thursday.
That humor is but male, humorous.
I'm so afraid, I'm playin' long,
I'll play the role and just leave me on your station
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