Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 241 - The Carnal Rain of 1876 w/ Crendor!

Episode Date: March 10, 2024

Everybody's favorite chill cryptid (Crendor) returns as the boys discuss one of the weirdest "weather events" to have ever occured! MERCH - http://www.theyetee.com/collections/chilluminati Special thanks to our sponsors this episode - All you lovely people at HTTP://PATREON.COM/CHILLUMINATIPOD Talkspace - http://www.talkspace.com/chill Guest: Crendor - http://www.youtube.com/@crendor Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - http://www.youtube.com/user/superbeardbros Editor - DeanCutty http://www.twitter.com/deancutty Art Commissioned by - http://www.mollyheadycarroll.com Theme - Matt Proft SOURCES: The Carnal Rain - https://web.archive.org/web/20180419095331/http://fultonhistory.com/Newspaper%2014/New%20York%20NY%20Herald/New%20York%20NY%20Herald%201876/New%20York%20NY%20Herald%201876%20-%200875.pdf Crendors Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@dmatigian/video/7343293296652897566

Hello everybody and welcome back to the Chiluminati podcast episode 241 as always I am one of your hosts Mike Martin today joined by the Alvin Simon Theodore of LA plus Chicago doesn't really work that well it's not well you know what it didn't roll off the tongue yeah like it was fine I got it didn't roll off the tongue You could have said like the Alvin Simon Theodore of my heart. I hate them. Wow. You hate them? When I was a young kid, sick, staying at home from school

and that show came on, I wanted to die. It just bored the fuck out of me. I hated it. Man, all right, that's rough. Damn, he hates it. Shit. I didn't realize honestly until right now how much of a deep hatred for the chipmunks I have into the chipmunks that I had wow?

So sorry, holy fuck fine shit all because they just like came on at the time and Like space you didn't like yeah, they just didn't do it for him and he said that means they should be dead That means they need to not exist Yeah, welcome back to the show C CrennDor, for the third time? Uh, it's three or four, I'll remember. Too many. Too many is the answer. I was listening to your most recent episode of Cox and CrennDor because I had an idea for the show, but again, we'll get to it when we get there.

I like that you point, you know, at the time of year where you kind of, your analogy is going on talk shows to remain relevant. That is what I do. So, what late night talk show is Chiluminati? Like out of the late night talk shows that exist, what is Chiluminati? Good question. That is a good question.

Are you Googling late night talk shows? Yeah, you always know what the current late night talk shows are. Are you, is that what you're doing? I don't think we're Jimmy Fallon. I don't think we're Jimmy Fallon. No, this is more like Seth Meyers. Yeah, okay.

Seth Meyers, okay, yeah. I'll accept Seth Meyers. I enjoy Seth Meyers. Yeah. Okay. Seth Meyers? Okay, yeah. I can, I'll accept Seth Meyers. I enjoy Seth Meyers. I would have said PBS Broadcasting late night, 1am, whatever the hell is on, that's what we are. I'm talking about 3am Namibia Live Cam watering hole, Ibex watering. But yeah, that is my go to. You just got to go on all the shows right remind people you exist Yeah, you go on all the late night shows. You're just like guys, you know, I got a I got cox and Cren d'Or if you like Jesse here We got that one

That's a thing, you know, I got my YouTube channel where I'm doing pointless top pens and I stream on Twitch and you know Just check me out by my book. I got a movie. It's kind of meta. And I reach under the desk and pop it out with a cover. What's the cover of your book look like? It's just blank and it has one word on it and it just says bye. Be why?

It's not subliminal messaging. It's bye stands for bring umbrella yesterday. That's hardcore. And if he had bought his umbrella yesterday, he'd have a way to cover himself from all that money flowing in. I wish I did. Coming from places like Patreon. What Mathis was trying to do there, what Mathis was trying to do there was transition into

me talking about the Patreon that we have here. Yeah, it was bad. You know what? That was just as bad as Alvin Simon Theodore. Yeah. That was rough. That was almost as bad as Cox and Cren d'Or. Head on over to patreon.com.com.

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It's not even a Super Sucker. It's almost trashed. It's not a Super Soaker. Don't let them fool you. It's mostly moisture. It's green. It wheezes when you pump it. It's green. It's got like a little red tab where you squeeze. No matter what, there's like water on your hand somehow. Like where the fuck is it coming from? I don't know. Because you fill it's no matter what there's like water on your hand somehow like where the fuck I don't know because you fill it through the little hole in the top and you have to plug it up

It's not like sealed it's two plastic pieces pushed together So there's always a crack right in the sealed never is yeah I know it's bad. It's running down onto his microphone right now It's listen the only reason she'll do my eyes so successful is that I don't spend big on the good shit like this All right, I keep it cheap help us replace that microphone by sending money to patreon.com slash Shaluma. By the way, at 3 a.m. on PBS is Susie Orman's ultimate retirement guide. That's fucking holy fuck.

That's what that's the equivalent of the shot to see an episode of that. I genuinely want to see what the fucking episode of that is like. Like, what is that? And why is it playing at 3 a.m.? You'd think most retired people are asleep at 9 PM. You would think. You would be wrong. Yeah.

Really? Yeah, no, old people. They're waking up at 3 AM. Yeah. Gen X, right? The retired generation. Oh, you know what? You're right, yeah.

They are waking up at 3 AM. They're the people I had to serve at Dunkin' Donuts at fucking 4 AM when the door opened. Them and construction workers. I like the construction workers, but old people. I hate them. Hate old people. What? What the fuck?

All right, who do you like? Aliens. Yeah. God. Yeah, but what if the aliens are old? Yeah, what if they're all old? I come. That's what this one of the reckoning happens to myself. And I have to we come for your 3 AM Susie. Or the work this shit out. Cren d'Or, you've been on the show a couple of

times now and every time I forcibly fit you into the mold of a Chilumanati episode. So today I felt like I should be a good guest. Instead, I tried to force the Chilumanati mold into a coxing Cren d'Or shaped home. How fun. This was initially the thought was like, you know, we'll do weird weather and then we'll do some lacking new. That shit is impossible to find more than like two things of. However, there's still a couple of things I found

like one time in the 1800s where when it rained, it rained flesh. Perfect. So we'll talk about that shit like that. But how do you usually open? You guys are just chatting away for like 20 minutes half the time, it seems like. Is like is that true yeah is this where we find out that math is is like a dedicated listener of cox and crème door because I don't know like I need to fit this into your

mold and I don't know what you got how do you usually open a cox and crème door our secret is we never know what we're going to talk about the opposite but the secret is like we just we just have the the the banter down. This is why I had a hard time I'm finding I'm discovering Yeah, we have the yin yang go and I think because Jesse can rant for like ten years And I can like listen true just kind of halt him and be like what are you talking about? Like just you know, that's all it really is It's just Jesse talking and me interrupting, being like, hold on. They were the first guys to figure this out.

You have, well you have how many years of trained Jesse wrangling experience behind you now? I've been doing this for a decade. I don't think any wrangling is happening. I feel like we're misinterpreting what's happening on our show. So you see that Reddit picture I linked you? There's some wrangling happening on someone's end.

No, that's happened for years. Since 2012, there's some wrangling happening on someone's end. No, that's that's happened for years since 2012 There's been pictures of me looking amazing in like that ladies outfits that exist like it's not my fault That's what fan artists. I think definitely not just seems they're just excited about how sexy I am yeah Yeah, yeah, not commissioned by you personally. What's the weather? I don't need to it just happens. It just happens No, no, it's natural like you said. Yeah. Yeah, that that's what it that's what it is. It's just our podcast is natural. Yeah. It's all natural. It's so natural. It just flows. Yeah. It's like whenever I've been on even the geek enders podcast two times, they're like, this literally just becomes Cox and Cren d'Or with Dodger there.

And I was like, it really does. But that's part of the fun. Yeah. If Cox and Cren d'Or is all natural, is the show a grower or show? Oh, it's like it's a, but like, still kind of disappointing. Oh, oh, OK. You couldn't have like the show is originally called grower and show. And it's got like, it's got pesticides on it, but like the good kind. Yeah. Not the kind that makes the frogs gay and stuff. Yeah, it's not like the power pesticides they put on the normal stuff.

It's like just the gentle pesticides. When we say grower or shower, Crendor what do you think we're talking about? Oh, weeners, but I also talk about gardens and stuff. Weeners, maybe we think of food, maybe vegetables, maybe we think of farmer's markets, maybe we think of pesticides, maybe we think of pesticides. I didn't think Crendor wasn't following.

I thought he was following. I didn't know what you didn't think of. No, I'm following. He just added farm terminology that shit dude maybe you're not high enough I thought it was talking about like you know sometimes you grow a nice pumpkin and sometimes those pumpkins are for show and I was just I mean there's some people don't grow a pumpkin they'll like put their wiener in it yeah well you gotta play gotta get a small one first hollow out a

little hole put in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then. It's about immersion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it all depends. Nice been times will just show up.

Like, what do you do this week? Sometimes he's brought up either of you. I remember you brought up Alex eating at some like fancy restaurants. Oh, yeah. Stuff like that, or people showing up. Yeah, that's Alex likes fancy restaurant and hams. We know this. That's my lot in life.

Yeah, or he's just like crazy people showed up at Alex's house again. Oh, classic. One time, a guy who is delusional about being an artist and who shows up in front of this media company that's by my house, even though it used to be an art gallery, he just doesn't accept that it's now a content production facility. He just still camps outside with his portfolio all the time.

Came to my door at like 1.15 a.m. one morning trying to sell me art, like door to door. But the ones is are good. No, it was literally I didn't buy any of it because it was like he was like a little too like he was like a little too like edge. Like I was like a little too like if I open the door, he might like grab me with his like, oh, yeah, absolutely. You need to worry about that.

The art, the art was like poster boy. It was like not like, like I'm like really like an optimistic guy. It was like ripped magazine pages taped to poster board with like pencil. That man's working on his ransom note. We're going to see that dude in three years selling pieces for like millions of dollars. I thought he was dead for 60. That's going to be called like poster art.

That or he's going to end up as a news article on Cox and Cren d'Or during like the fucking Florida man nonsense. No, he's not from Florida. So we won't talk about it. Do you guys, oh, yeah. Well, Florida's just got that law that just makes it. It's Florida and or animals with fun names. Yeah. And or people who or animals with fun names. Yeah.

And or people who have Florida-esque tendencies. The more I learned about your show, the more I realized why I was having a very hard time trying to figure out like a Yeah, that's everyone. format here. I mean, we just did Neil the Seals segment. Neil the Seals. Great guy.

The guy. But yeah. Who was the guy? Yeah, in Australia, Neil the Seals. It's a very popular seal. Okay. What? They love Neil the Seals. Right. Yeah. He eats, Neil the Seal. It's a very popular seal. They love Neil the Seal. He eats, he fights and eats cones. I got no problem with that. I love that. We also got people, like yeah, it's not just Florida men now, it's started, but now it's branched out. They're like Ohio man, you got like Texas guy.

Is there a different, like do you find that they have like different tendencies by state? Like, no. It's not like a demographic. Trash is trash, no matter where you're at in the city. Trash is trash. Yeah. But we we do find that people are terrible at reporting it is the thing. They'll be like this man ate 20 pounds of five guys after breaking in at 2am and that's it. And we're like well why'd he do it? Like they never get to the why. Yeah, that's true.

Do you ever find and I'm assuming you can't find out as to the why. I mean we'll dig. Yeah, that's true. Do you ever find it? So, and I'm assuming you can't find out as to the why. I mean, we'll dig. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever had any paranormal news or anything you've covered? Anything? Is anything weird happened to you ever, Crendor? Have we asked that of you before? Uh, I mean, the fine weird. Go salient cryptids, like anything in the pair.

Have you ever had, have you ever had something that you that happened to you that you thought to yourself, I could share this on the Chiluminaughty podcast? Thank you. Thank you so much. I feel like if to yourself, I could share this on the Chiluminati podcast? Zach, thank you, thank you so much. I feel like if I did, I would have written it down and been like, I can share this on the Chiluminati podcast. You're a note taker. Cause my brain does work in like content creator mode constantly, like I'll see something out in public.

Some guy'll be like, hey, what are you doing like throwing newspapers at people? I'll be like, I gotta write this down. This is perfect. It's Cren-Larry, Cren Ross. Something doing this for as long as we have something happens to your brain. What are you doing like throwing newspapers at people? I'll be like I gotta write this down. This is Crane Ross something doing this for as long as we have something happens to your brain it rewires everything becomes potential content Like how do I make this into my job everything? I love I just need to be my job I think it's potentially worrying that Cren dorkin say Yeah, no, I haven't seen anything weird

I don't Because it makes me think maybe he is the weird in the situation. You think like he's a ghost or something? Well, I'm just saying like, you know, maybe he's the paranormal one and everyone else is experiencing him is the vibe. That's fair. That's a great way to describe Crendor, honestly. Yeah. Yeah, we experience you. That is true. It's like the Chluminati version of like BDE, right? But it's just like cryptid energy. Like it's just like, you just like some people have cryptid energy.

Well, is Crandor a cryptid energy or is it like starchild energy? No, I feel like you have a little cryptid energy. I feel like you have like cryptid energy. There's a lot of mystery. Yeah, I know. There's a lot of mystery around Crandor, I feel like. Like he keeps it alive, you know what I mean? It's a great energy. Plus, like, if we were in the woods and he randomly appeared,

it wouldn't make sense to me. It wouldn't make sense, but Crendor's not a stoner, right? Like, if Crendor was a stoner, it'd be like his final evolution. Yeah, no. I'm like, if I take the, the Marijuanas, I take like one to two milligram animals. And you, how you just... What?

I take like just enough to where I'm just kind of like, all right, it's like having one beer. Then people are like, what? I don't even feel anything if I take like 10 milligram. Like, dude, I don't know. That's all I need. Maybe you're just super in touch with yourself. Maybe I am.

It might just be that. Yeah, maybe you just like really feel it. Yeah. Cause some people I think are just kind of like desensitized a little bit. They just like get shredded. Like, you know, like some people like they can't taste anything because they drink like sugar and every beverage they drink. Oh yeah. When they drink water, they're like, this tastes like nothing. Yeah. There's like, I don't know.

I have like five Arizona iced teas a day. I don't know why it's happening. Yeah. Like, I think it could literally be the five Arizona iced teas a day. Why you get why you can't feel one milligram of weed. That might be it. Yeah. But what are my Arizona iced teas a day, why you can't feel one milligram a week. That might be it. Yeah. But what are my Arizona iced teas? Just experiencing yours. Yours are just being a fit guy. Like you just feel it. You probably drink a lot of water, right? That's true. I drink water. I drink coffee. Yeah. That's it. Black coffee. What's that guy's name? You know who you are? You're that.

I just want to set the stage for exactly how incredibly healthy Crandor is. This is a real story. Last time I was over at his place, he was like, yo, do you want some ice cream? And I was like, hell yeah, dude, I love ice cream. And he proceeded to give me an ice cream cone that was three inches long, potentially. It was like a little baby ice cream cone. And I was like, of course this man has children's ice cream like little baby cones because he's a fit guy it's not gonna be like a gross like creep like me who's like ice cream I love ice cream what is baby ice cream

cold this too small this too small for me I can't have high amounts of but I ate it anyway if I have too much ice cream can't have high amounts of... But I ate it anyway! If I have too much ice cream, or like high amounts of fat, I only got a gallbladder. I can't process that easily. Yeah, and you know what? No one should have that much. That's the real truth. Yeah, even if I have like a Coca-Cola or something, I'll only have like half a mini can. Yeah, that's right. Half of a mini can, wow. Because I just want the taste sometimes.

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It became Cox and Crendor. I have a bunch of weird news, weird weather things that we were going to go through in terms of like weather, sports, news. I was going to mimic the Cox and Crendor thing. I like that. But before that, I don't like that at all. No, why? It's like great promotion for your other show, Jesse.

What are you talking about? It is fantastic. I do have one thing I saw, and it was a TikTok where there's this guy and he's in his living room and there's just something banging on the wall and it's just like, brr, brr, brr, brr. And then a thing falls off the wall and he's just like, what the shit?

And he looks inside and there's like nothing in his closet on the one wall this and I was like no I don't could be pipes like bad pipes I want to finish my thought but like he has like wandering vagabond energy like Wise sage did energy. What do you touch? I'm just don't make that scripted energy Like you know like but like a guy who doesn't need to be a wall Like he could just have a house and live a happy life No, no, he could man loves to just be out and you know, exploring the internet of the

internet, not of like, no, Cren d'Or is the Jack Reacher of podcast. Jack Reacher. He must keep moving on. He cannot be in one place. That's incredible. And he shows up, takes out crime and then keeps going like that. We hang out. We're like, man, that Cren d''Or he's so good at everything yeah I feel like I would be a weird

cryptid like she did show up in the woods and people freak out I'm just like I'm just gathering walnuts looks like a skinwalker but is genuinely just a walnut man so anyway shut up Jesse no there's a video that was, I think, very similar to this. And it's made the rounds where I'm pretty sure it's a prank, but it's very good because it's a husband and wife in bed. And then there's banging on the door and the wife wakes up and she starts shaking around. She's like, wake up, baby, wake up, wake up.

And there's banging on the door and the door slowly starts to open. She's like, baby, wake up, wake up. And it's like one of those like cameras in the corner, which is a weird thing to have in your bedroom, by the way, just in general, a paranormal activity camera. I was actually going to say, is this just paranormal activity? She's like, baby, wake up, wake up. The door slowly opens and then nothing happens. And she's like, baby, and her, and her husband still sleep the entire time.

And then she starts to calm down a little because nothing happens And then something on her dresser flies off the dresser and lands on the ground and she freaks out And that's how the video ends and I'm like this has to be a prank, right? Because like does it look good? Is that why it looks great? Like it looks it looks great the implication though is that the husband is either such a Big like heavy sleeper. He's not waking up or he did it or the ghost got him. I did.

I did date someone a long time ago that could not, I could not wake them up. Like I would shake them. It would is it was impossible to get them to rouse out of sleep. And I did not understand how that happened. I could not. I wish I could sleep like that. Oh shit, dude. I'm the other way around. I'm like up every couple of hours.

Why are you waking up every couple of hours? He's got a pee, man, he's old. It's while every two hours I go outside, I strip down and then I beg for aliens for approximately 15 minutes before going back to bed and trying it again until sunlight. Beg for aliens, dude. Right, it's really messed up his entire sleep schedule.

It's rough. It's probably in large prostate. Right, it's really messed up his entire sleep schedule. It's rough. It's probably in large prostate. No, but that's insectoid leak. Did you see that, by the way? That was amazing. That's my favorite bit of like, this is why everyone's so worried. Cause we're on an alien at far.

If that's a prop. Yeah, if that's a prop and it very likely is, but that's like a sick, that's like the first time I've seen like like and a physical representation of what insectoids could rep or like could sort of look like if they were real Wait, so we're not gonna talk about this video Cren dorsan. We spent all this time for him waiting to get it Oh, yeah, no, let's do that first. Thank you very much. We should probably do that first Cren dorsan doesn't tick tock. Let's click on it Here we are. Here's the vibe with this the crucifix flies off the wall almost immediately and it looks good.

And we go in the room and it's just like Cren d'Or said, there's no one in the room. And then we go into the closet. Yeah. Where we see nothing occurring until the door opens, right? Yeah. But the cam did detect motion, which is why it turned on in the first place. Right? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what's going on when it opens at like 40. Well, he shows it off in a maybe later in the clip.

It's like an extension cord. Oh, I see it there. OK. OK. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The only thing I can think of is that the so basically to describe to people what's happening, video of a man filming the fact there's a knock, like a bang, loud bang on what appears to be the closet door across from him and he goes to open it and there's nothing inside and he's like oh man but it bangs so loud it shook across off the wall right yeah and then they put a camera up in the closet and they're filming the inside of the closet and then they play it again the the thing this time is when they play it again from the camera angle in the closet

The banging is not nearly as loud. Yes. Okay. I actually had the same thought and so I went back and there's another door Directly in front of him. I think that's his front door and someone's bet like that bang that hard bang is someone Doing it there and then he opens the closet the only Mystery here is how he coordinates with the person who's on the other side of that door. Oh yeah. That's what I'm thinking, because the bang, because in the closet, the door's closed, which is buffering the sound from the bang outside.

Like if the bang is so loud that you can't hear it in the closet as well as outside, it can't be from my house. It has to be from whatever is on the other side of that door that's directly next to the closet. Right. And I imagine it's pretty easy to be like, hey, I'm going to say go count to three, then start,

and you can just fucking edit it, you know, down to the point where it's only banging. And the camera on the inside is probably active because the vibration of him banging on the other door is activating it. That's why it sounds so muffled because it's coming from the other door. The thing that I mean, I can't speak to the microphone

on whatever camera he's using, but like, True. For me, the negative here is that there's like a plot, like the plot, like the low key plot that you're supposed to be thinking about is that like some demon knocked the cross off the wall, right? You're like, oh, like it knocked the cross off the wall. That's fucking hard. It's fucking yeah. It's without saying that it's like this is a demon and it's like, and it's like trying to get the Christian iconography down. And to me, that's like a little too like cinematic for it to be real. Yeah. But against that, contrary to that, he spends a uncharismatic amount of time showing his work afterwards inside the closet. That's like not compelling to be just in the in the in the context of being thorough. He is less compelling, which to me makes me think

maybe it is real. No, I can see that at least from his point of view. Sure. Yeah. I don't know. It is a weird one. Okay. So we got a newspaper clipping of some weird weather that occurred in 1874. Was it something that 76? 76. 1876. Feel free to take it Crandor when you're ready The carnal rain careful investigation of the Kentucky Marvel by a correspondent the locality visited statements from eye witness of the phenomenon Appearance and taste of the supernatural flesh Native theorists. I'm out. They ate it. Someone was like, oh, I'm putting that in my mouth

I mean, that's what we call that's good journalism right there if you my mouth. I mean, that's what we call. That's good journalism right there. If you're going to like. Good eatin, that's what we call it. If meat rained from the sky, would you not be tempted to throw it on the grill and see what happened? No, I'd question if it was meat. But what if it's like very obviously meat? Yeah, but who said what do you mean?

That was T bone. Yeah, flying out of the sky from the sky. Then I'd question where it came from. Maybe that's God saying I'm really I would taste it just to see if it really was steak at least I would know no not at all I don't think I would like devour a steak they'd be like factory they could be like from some factory it exploded I didn't like I'm not talking about devouring a steak green oh like throwing it to some rosemary and butter in there and devouring it. I'm just saying, you know, I might be like, is this meat?

Like, is this, you know, like, like, you know, like a little, I, I. You're the kind of guy who goes like a crime scene as a detective. And it's like, it appears they suspect pooped himself. Yep, that's poop. What the fuck crime scene is that? It appears this man is shit his pants. Let me just still confirm. Yeah, we had to make sure it wasn't a candy bar.

I've seen 80s comedies. It could have been a candy bar. Olympian Springs, Bath County, Kentucky, March 16th, 1876. According to instructions transmitted by Teleggraph to Louisville, Kentucky, your correspondent base, base, base, the Lee arranged his viac viaticum. Yeah, some weird words in there. I also had problems under what is a viatic. I know viaticum.

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It's viadicum. Yeah, it's Viadicum. He got his shit together. Yeah. And started with all the expedition possible for the Olympian Springs, Bath County, Kentucky, in the vicinity of which place the wonderful carnal shower is said to have fallen recently. I don't know if I can describe it

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I'm sure is a great only fans channel name. Yeah, like it's so good It's so good And I also to two big boys the bear cave big boys the bear cave all the bear cave or a brother bear for certain particular Niche on only other bear son sucks, dude Brothers bear. Yeah, you can't take the total title of the movie I would not go with brother bear as like come on mine to my porn channel brother bear like that's the brothers bear Oh Be a re by the way spelled that way come on right. And also, we got a picture where you're obviously

a big, titty cat girl with a bulb. Why do you keep going back to this? Because it's just too good. It's too well done. He likes it. He's fascinated by it. It's going to be my phone background. I'm not going to tell you.

Save us, Crendor. I can't believe I'm asking you to do this. Save us. On the day of my departure from Louisville, I had the good fortune to meet Captain J.M. Bent of Mount Sterling, Kentucky. Captain Bent, Carnal Showers. Who was the gentleman that brought to Louisville?

The substance, repeated to have fallen from the clouds to the north and placed in the hands of Professor Lawrence J. Smith for analysis, and also gave the information to the agent of the Associated Press of that city, upon which the original statements of the occurrence were made. Why are they doing this in like the cadence of like the guy that is the Wizard of Oz in Dorothy's dream? Like, why does he have that vibe to it? He sounds like a wizard telling you a tale. It's 1867. He's a newsman. He's a newsman doing his journalism. This was this was

Entertainment. Oh, I'm sure wait. There's a little bit of a back-and-forth later. Yeah. Yeah, anyway continue Crandall from Mount Sterling to the springs We lodged on the first night out from Louisville at Mount Sterling a heavy rain commenced to fall the next morning Which interrupted the intended promptness of our departure. I frisbo frisbo the robot that throws frisbee! Frisbo! Frisbo and the others were interviewed to fill in the time as noon at noon the rain ceased to fall and we took our seat in a buggy by the side of Joe Jordan esque a Mount Sterling merchant without whose company and assistance your correspondent would have likely would

have been likely to have failed in his mission. Yeah, yeah, well, down him he wouldn't have been able to have failed in his mission. Yeah. Yeah, without him. He wouldn't be able to get there I I love but I love that this fucking little article about this weather is basically a journal entry from the journal from this guy first It's very much like and on my journey. I met frisbo and Joe James Esquire. Whatever his name was. It's an adventure I like this we drove out the Spencer out the Spencer Pike at the end of which we took a dirt road which was in a first class bad condition and a tedious route of about 12 miles more through the woods brought us to Olympian Springs. We reached our destination late in the afternoon and the evening was devoted to investigations

about the fall of flesh among several persons whom we found at the watering place. Brief historical sketch of the springs. The springs are now owned by Harrison Gill and were once owned by Henry Clay. In 1812, this was a recruiting post for the United States Army, and many of the old barrack buildings are still standing on the place. It's a favorite place of resort for people from Lexington and other portions of the Bluegrass region of Kentucky. What the fuck do you do there as for resort?

Like why is that why is that old go to the barracks go to the barracks for resort and do what they like Airbnb like fucking Barracks whole room. I did stay. I actually did stay in a prison that was retrofitted to be a hotel when I went to Sweden for some game thing a while back. So honestly, I might I would do it. I would do an army barracks hotel thing. So you answered your own question. I did. I did. Thank you. Thank you, me. Continue. It rained last night very hard.

The streams are all swollen out of their banks, and we expect some trouble on our return in Forting Slate Creek. We have ordered a relay of saddle horses for our trip from here to the Crouch Farm. The steeds are ready, and I will close this part of my letter, vault into the saddle, and ride to the scene of the great phenomenon, and map out the last chapter of my narrative. The Crouch Farm is about two miles from here in southwesternly direction. Can I just say that this is only like 200 years ago. And it feels like a different,

it's like we're on a different planet. It feels literally like a fantasy world that has stuff in it that we don't have and never had. Yeah. Yeah, I think about like my great-grandmother who only passed away a couple years ago now. She was a hundred when she passed away. She knew people who were like, at least when she was an infant,

like came into contact with people who were like born or alive in this era because she was born in 1911. Yeah. My grandma lived on like in a frontier tin, like a tin roof town with like people with guns. Like that's insane. It's like it's like that. But yeah, like, but they all speak so like language has changed so so much. So to the nature of Olympia Springs, it straight up is a hot springs.

That's why people would go there as a resort, because they would go soak in the hot springs. OK, OK, we stopped a few minutes on our way at the only habitation along the route between the place we started from and the one to which we're going. This was the home of a humble cripple who makes baskets for a livelihood and relies for his and his family's support upon them. Males of his wares to the sales of his wares, not the males. It's very different. We rode up.

It's probably got the carnal. It's very different. We rode up, it's probably got the carnal... Carnal? Brother Bear Cave. We rode up to his door in which an urchin or two were standing and saluted him by calling out, Good morning, Mr. Tolliver. That was excellent urchin impression. Great job.

Good morning, sir. Won't sun lights? No, I am a little bit of a hurry. Have you seen any of the flesh that was rained down on Mr. Crouch's farm? Yes, sir, I have. So direct. What do you think about it? Well, sir, it's mystery to me.

Don't you think that Mrs. Crouch is deceiving the people about this matter? Oh, no, sir, she's too good of a woman to be guilty of anything of that kind. Then you believe all. Oh, I always say trust an urgent. So he's probably. This is like Gollum when he's talking to himself. I was going to say afterward, I appreciate Crandor just taking on both roles without even like skipping a beat.

I was like, all right, go ahead. Then you're. This wonderful occurs. I do, sir. Sure. Oh, wait. I do, sir. You don't have to see anybody about anything.

I'm going up to see her about it. Good morning. Goodbye, sir. Putting our... That is crazy. Good morning. Goodbye, sir. Good morning.

Goodbye. That just gives me like an elder, like oblivion energy. Yeah, exactly. Hello, I do not know you and I do not wish to know you. And putting our spurs to the flanks of the steed, we were riding. We reached the crouch place in about 25 minutes after our interview with the isolated basket maker. After passing through a gate from a muddy lane, we ascended a hill at the top of which were built a tumble down,

long tumble down, long stable and corn crib. You know, the corn crib. We wrote up the side of the structure and lot down four bars, which admitted us into an enclosure containing about three. Oh, it's pretty... it's pretty blurry. Yeah, it's like... I think the letter's... Acres! Acres!

Acres! There we go. Near the center of this plot stands the domicile of the Crouch family. The place is surrounded on every side by mountain and high hills, and all of that part of the place susceptible of cultivation lies in valley between them and seems to embrace an extent about 80 acres. After hitching, we walked around the house and looked at the place and then observed a male peeping at us from a door we hail. Can you imagine being the people who live in this house and these dudes show up,

open your gate and just start checking out your land without saying anything. Here's the thing, they are extremely articulate. So true. They're probably wearing a suit. I would like to inquire about the nature of the meat that is falling from the skies. In this case, my companion Frisbo, and he just fires off a Frisbee to the distance. She then stepped out on the porch and invited us in. We entered and asked for Mr. Crouch. She said he was not in. We then requested to see Mrs. Crouch. In a very few seconds, the madam was in our presence.

I love that sentence. In a very few seconds, the madam was here. We introduced ourselves and stated the object of our visit in about the following words. Mrs. Crouch, I have been sent here to learn all of the particulars about the remarkable shower of flesh, which is reported to have fallen on this place in your presence a few days ago, and I hope you will be kind enough to give the, uh, a tall and truthful statement of all you saw on the day it fell. I will do that, sir, cheerfully. Thank you.

I will begin then by asking you a few questions pertaining to the occurrence. And after I am through with the inter-er-inter-interrogatories, I will ask you to dictate while I write down any statement about the matter that you may please. This is like the music man You're done with the wrong good tip wrong good Tories. Please just sit down and listen to my story That mode of procedure meets with my approval and I'm ready to begin if you Oh, you think she said that in that exact way. She didn't think she said sure or yes I will she was like I accept exact way. She didn't think she said sure or yes, I will. She was like, I accept your procedure.

Like. Though it was 1800s. God wild. Maybe you're right. You know, maybe you're right. But I always think about the Greek graffiti that basically like this dude sucked a dick in this alleyway. And I'm like humanity.

Right, but that was graffiti. That wasn't considered like. Like you have to remember that for a long time, just a great example, people didn't wear sweatpants in public. Yeah, that's wild. True. Like there was a first show version of reality and then there was a behind you version of reality.

So this woman, this is probably how she talks to people formally. And then when she closed that door, she's like, get your little shits in here. We got stuff to clean your past. Thank God for those warriors on my college campus who dealt with the five and a half years of every single teacher and employee being like, how dare you come to class and you're fucking sweats? How are you in your pajamas right now?

They walked so we could run. Opposed COVID. Dude, I was wearing sweatpants years, years ago, before it was cool. Crypted energy. True. Crypted energy. You get, but you get to pass. That really would be my, my cryptid energy to sweatpants, fours.

Yeah. You, you could just get away with it because you have an essence about it. You're, you're like a skinwalker, but in like, you have like a, instead of a deer creature, you're like a sloth man. I, I like how we finally, we've pinpointed more where you would spot cryptic render because it would be like Guys, I went to this fancy restaurant. It was $200 a plate and there was a guy in sweatpants I don't think it was real. How did he get in there? How do they let him in? I am quite ready and have only further to request you on that state anything that you would not be willing to

Substantiate to my oath. I will tell you nothing but the solid truth questions can you estimate either by weight or measurement the quantity of flesh that tell the other fell the other lay day I can't say exactly how much there was but I think there was Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day.

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It was not less than half a bushel. It's probably like a very common agricultural measurement that we don't use anymore because we don't have to do anything hard. I mean, if you're a farmer, you got bushels. Did you remain in the yard from the commencement until the ending of the shower? I didn't know.

I became alarmed and fled to the house Oh, there's meat on me. Oh, there's meat on me. No, the meat has covered my body. The meat has come upon me Dude, that's the subtitle for the carnal shower only fans is oh, no, there's meat on me The meat has come upon me I'm gonna vaticum I'm gonna oh shit, I'm gonna v. I'm gonna, I'm gonna Vatican. I'm gonna, oh shit, I'm gonna Vatican. Oh man. I just want to say for the record.

Can you believe it? To all the women who started listening recently. Hey, I'm so sorry. You know what, I'm sorry that this is the episode where you're like, you know what, we had a good run, but I'm done. I'm all right, I don't know, I'm all right. You know, there's a lot of shows out there about this stuff with women in them. So just once, just let us have this carnal show.

This is just one episode. Don't worry about it. We'll be back to normal next week. Yeah. Come on. Let us Vatacom. Yeah. Um. I'm in a whole Vatacom.

This episode is going to be like number one for a month or like the one that doesn't even appear on the charts. Oh my gosh, wow. Why are we here? Stop and turn the rulf. Did you observe any blood upon the pieces that you examined? I've lost my place, sir. Hold on, why sir? I never examined any of it or touched it.

But Mr. Crouch, he a a couch, Crouch, Crouch, it is. And the children say the chips and fence rails upon which it fell were stained with something that looked like blood. Did it smell different from any other meat? I did not smell it. Was it quivering or did it show any signs of recent life or vaticum in it? Was it vaticum in it? I didn't notice any, I'm sorry, I did not notice any. How did the event impress you at first? I became very nervous and unusually alarmed. What do you think it came from? The Lord only knows. When I saw it, when I saw it, it was coming straight and slurping,

slurping, slurping, slurping down. It was coming straight and sloping down. It was sloping down. Don't change my words. I'm so sorry. Are you certain it fell from the clouds? I am not. All I know is that it came from some place above my head.

What became of the flesh after it had fallen? Well, it fell between 11 and 12 o'clock and lay upon the ground till the late in the afternoon. Uh, when my husband and son, who were away at the time returned, Mr. Crouch was told about it He then went out and picked up a great man of pieces. I heard that before the time that time the bogs chickens cat cat cat even hogs Chickens cats and dogs really. Oh, yeah, that does that is hot that look that doesn't like Bob looks like

Bob looks like a baby anyway and seemed like it will What the animals were just eating it and they seem to like it So it rained for an hour rained meat for an hour and all the farm animals Delicious, I mean yeah, they don't know it's like holy shit Yeah, whoa meat if you thought much about the occurrence and have you any theory of your own to the origin or import of the event? I've thought about it a heap and it is the greatest mystery to me in the world Have any other newspaper correspondence besides myself visited you to get your statement about this affair? No, sir

You're the only representative of the press that I have seen all that ever spoke to me in reference to it. You said a while ago that the meat was eaten by the cats, dogs, hogs, and chickens. Did it have any peculiar effect upon them? Greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes! Well, I have not noticed anything unusual among them since only the dough became very sick the other day and now is very badly off, but I could not say it was the meat that made him so, but I never knew him to be this way before. I'm gonna

go yes on that then, right? Yeah, I'd probably say yes. Mrs. Crouch's statement. After the foregoing questions had been replied to by Mrs. Crouch, as stated, we again walked out in the yard and took another survey of the premise. There stood the soap kettle, the traditional ash hopper, the well, and a henhouse, overall, of which the flesh is said to have fallen. A rail fence divided in about equal parts of the area over which they said the shower

fell. About one half mile east of the house is the summit of the mountain, the elevation of which is probably 700 feet above the level of the valley. Returning to the house, we asked Mrs. Crouch to make a statement of the occurrence in her own words, telling her that we would record all she said in her own exact language. To this proposition, she assented and commenced us as follows. On Friday morning, March 3rd, between the hours of 11 and 12 o'clock, I was in my yard, not more than 40 steps from the door of the room in which we are sitting now. The skies were clear and the sun was shining brightly. There was a

light wind coming from the west of the direction without any prelude or warning. And exactly under these circumstances, the shower commenced. What does this feel like JFK the movie to me? If we just look at this slide back into the lamp, the fall was not less than one or more, two, more than two minutes duration. I never touched any of the flesh until my husband came home. I noticed little whirlwinds in the mountains during the morning and predicted rain from that fact. When the flesh began to fall, I said to my grandson, who was?

The whirlwinds mean the wizard's rain is coming today. When the flesh began to fall, I said to my grandson, Who was? The wind means the wizard's rain is coming today. When the flesh began to fall, I said to my grandson, Who was the only person in the yard with me at the time? What is that fallen, Alan? He looked up and said, While grandma, it's snowing. She does know what snow looks like.

I then walked around and saw large portion of it, strike the ground right behind me, with a snapping like noise when it struck. A vague idea that my husband and son who were away had been torn to pieces, and there remains being brought home to me in this way by the wind flashed through my mind at that moment. I was so impressed with the conviction

that I had that it was a miracle of God, which as yet we do not understand. Her first instinct was to imagine that her husband and son's meat had been blown home in chunks by God. What a reality to live in where you think that could happen though. To be the woman who truly believes that God might. And that was like her first thing.

She's like, oh, they must have died and God just cut them up and sent them home in a whirlwind. This is probably my husband's dead meat. It may have been a warning. Wait, wait, wait, hang on, hang on, hang on. If that's true, if she truly believed on, hang on. I got it. If that's true, if she truly believed that, why did she let her animals eat it for an hour? Well, I couldn't stop them.

There was too many of them and there's so much good bits. His land is like, oh, my son's meat is being eaten by the pet dog. Who am I to deny the word of God? If he wanted that to happen through Jesus all things are possible even blood for a wins Which up until now about was strictly vampires like Dick and frost Also, this woman might just be like completely smashed we don't know Like legit the husband's gone. She's watching the kids completely

Coming events are said to east their shadows before Cast it looks like it either me, but who knows I'm drunk The largest piece that I saw was as long as my hand and about half an inch wide It looked grisly as it had been torn from the throat of some animal Another piece that I saw was half round in shape and about the size of a half dollar. Half dollar. Half dollar. A plastic water bottle and a paper towel roll. Your correspondent then informed Mrs. Crouch that her rumor was circulating and Mount Sterling to the effect that she and her husband had quarreled several times recently about

them selling the farm. She being in favor and he being opposed to making a sale, and that she had done this flesh trick in order to scare the old man into her way of thinking and thereby accomplish by fright what she could not perform by persuasion. Oh no, meat! We have to sell this place! I want to know how the husband thought the woman like what she did to make it rain like just she just cut up a bunch of animals and like had a ton of meat because it'd be like show him like what? It's sad because she thought it was his dead flesh and he thought it was a woman's trick Maybe she just like scattered some meat all over the place then said it rain Yeah, exactly like may someone tell this woman she's in a toxic relationship and she deserves better

But I'm curious about the kid because there's a kid present. Yeah. Yeah. Well, wait was that oh wait? Yeah, there was Yeah, there's a kid present who saw it falling. Why don't they talk to the kid? Maybe they will. Maybe we don't know. No one trusts the word of an urchin. You might still talk. At this revelation, they all laughed and it seemed to worry the old lady some to think that such a mean and unworthy trick should be imputed to her. She soon rallied, railed, and said, rally, rail, rally, and settled that point in the following words. It is true that I want to sell the place, but I have never quarreled with Mr. Crouch

about the matter. He is more anxious to sell than I am. Mr. Crouch was present, and he said he would like to sell out and move to Indiana Why would you do that? Where he had a son living and he thought he could live better there and not work half so hard statement I heard the fall of flesh in Mount Fremont Crouch is how to farm Crouches and visited his place on the afternoon and Sunday following the event for the purpose of learning the particulars. I did not see Mrs. Crouch while I was there, but I had an interview with Mr. Crouch,

who stated that all the information he had about the occurrence had been furnished him by his wife and the children of Mrs. St. Robinson, a young school mistress who bald at the Crouches. Mr. Crouches phoned me. Keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle and hold onto your hands and glasses. Mr. Crouches phoned me that he was not home when the flesh fell, but came back shortly after one to flesh. but came back shortly afterwards to flee. He pointed out the area over which the substance had fallen and it was about a hundred yards long by 50 in width. The dwelling was not included in the district. He gave me the piece that I have here in alcohol and some other pieces besides

Which I sent them out stolen to captain bent. I sent it by a little carrier who I understand In the absence of captain bent Uh from the town gave it to mr. Bean Bean! Not Mr. Bean! Oh! Mr. Bean! He just got his name like a... Wait, hold on, it's even better.

Of the firm, Childs and Bean! Childs and Bean. Mr. Bean. Childs and Bean. Uh, reporter note, Mr. Bean says he did not get it. I did not receive the flush. There was a remarkably queer looking fellow a piece even It was a car this is a car shower and I found myself

Without any clothing on and I said to myself Myself up with meat myself Oh God, um, all together different from any other sample I saw. It was so grisly in appearance. On the following Tuesday evening, I again visited the Crouch family and made further inquiries. Miss Sadie Robinson told me she was in the house when the meat fell and said it fell over a patch for about two acres and it was not lying on the ground as thick as stone oats and in many many places in the space inside of which it had fallen there was none at all.

She said she went out to the yard as soon as she heard of the matter to see the set. But the shower had stopped before she got out those and she only saw it hanging to briars sticking in the fence and lying upon the ground. So it was not a blanket. It was like sparse. Spotted. Yeah, yeah. So like, I guess one piece of meat every few minutes for an hour. That is weird.

I don't know. Yeah, it's it doesn't make a lot of sense. one piece of meat every few minutes for an hour. That is weird. Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense. They said it crouch, say, Sally, Sally, Crouch, don't matter, was in the house. We just call her Mrs. Crouch, I don't know. I'm not married to her, what do I care? Was in the house, when the meat rained down and was called out to see it,

but did not go out because she was too sick to leave a room. So that must be Grandma. Mrs. Crouch and her little grandson aged about 11 years are the only persons who say they saw the flesh falling. During my last trip there, I walked over the ground and saw many small particles sticking in the fence. As I did not see it fall. Of course. I cannot Assert that it came from the heavens. Mrs. Crouch told me she saw a piece fall as long as her hand That was wide as her two fingers. That's corroborated. Thank you so much Harrison Gil for that statement

It's had a lot. Don't worry. No problem tall The school mistress has a super quick one She just says Miss Robinson was interviewed at Mr. Crouch's farm and stated substantially that your correspondent what is embraced in Harrison Gill's statement and therefore her evidence has not been written separately. That's it. OK. You want to go to theories?

Yeah, let's get some theories. Yes. All right, it's off into the next column right over. And there's theory. Alex, you want to take theories? I'll take theories. One man says the meat might have fallen from the lunch basket of a passing balloonist. Another explains it by attributing it to buzzards, which being too full as they winged their flight over the farm, just disgorged themselves and the result was a shower of flesh.

Those are the only two theories they had back in 1876. Are we going into an Irishman's attempt to eat some of the meat? Yes, we are, we are. I hope so. Your correspondence bargained with Jimmy Welsh, a railroad laborer to eat a dollar's worth of the meat. He didn't bargain with them, he's like, hey, five bucks to eat a fucking piece of this mystery meat.

He's like, damn right, I'll do it. That's not a bargain, it's a dare. This is worded so funny. The meat was placed on the table and Jimmy was duly informed that his quote supper was ready. He sat down and looked at the meat and said he never eat meat alone. I then ordered pickles, crackers and other accompaniments. Jimmy took the meat up on his fork. The menu is getting a free meal.

So he made sure he got his dollars. He took the meat up on his fork and after two knew he was getting a free meal, so he made sure he got his dollars worth. He took the meat up on his fork, and after two or three unsuccessful efforts to get it in his mouth, he laid it down. I asked him why he hesitated. He said he wanted whiskey to wash it down. This, the article was ordered and placed before him. He then hesitated and said he was not hungry.

I then told him I would give him $5 to gulp it down. He then suddenly remembered that it was the season of Lent and backed out on moral principles and proposed to swallow the whiskey at half price. He was told to drink hardy, which he did without further ceremony. He said, if I would call it some other time, he would quote, eight pay foul crow skunk or anything else to place a fine gentleman like me. I told him I would hold him to his agreement and so Jimmy passed over to the depot and I took my seat in the train for home.

Dude, look this man, this man, it's not that I don't want to eat the meat, it's not that I'm afraid of eating the meat, it's just that it's when and I- Oh, it's lent! But I will drink your whiskey. By the way I looked it up one dollar and 1800 is worth 25 dollars so he offered 25 and then he offered 125 dollars. Let me just stress as well this man played such a good con on this report

it's so he's just like he's like oh I I can't eat this meat by itself. I need pickles and cracker He's like yeah, he's like okay, so he's eating the pickles and crackers He's like oh, but I have to have a whiskey to wash it down. He's like okay. He's taking the whiskey and he's like But I can't eat it slits But I'll drink the whiskey for half the pills don't do drink the whiskey for half the price You said it's you like you said it's entertainment, right? Like this is not like serious news, right? This is like some weird newspaper.

No, this is a real ass newspaper. But very top during the time period. Post. There was no radio. There was no TV. This is entertainment was reading. I don't think this Irishman is real, right? I think he's just a joke about Irishman, right? He might be. I mean, it very, it does seem like a caricature. Yeah, it just seems, I don I think he's just a joke about Irishman, right? He might be. I mean, it does seem like a caricature.

Yeah, it just seems, I don't think he's a real guy. I think they just like put a little like Polish joke at the end of this basically. It just feels, it just feels like a little comedy sketch about an Irishman, basically. A little racist comedy. That's a long setup for that, for that endpoint there. Well, I just mean, maybe that just that little section, because it's like, I don't know, like I feel like this thing was just trying to get letters into newspaper, right? Like maybe the section wasn't quite done,

so they were just like, ah, put a fake story in there about an Irishman. Yeah, they could. Why would they, like he didn't even eat the fucking meat. Why did they put that in the story? Yeah, and like, did they, where did they get the meat to feed him? Like, are they taking samples of it?

Like, where is he coming from? They had some in alcohol, but that can't be the same thing, right? That can't be. Well, he said in the, it said he had one in alcohol and other fits beside. Okay. So he had other pieces on him as well. Yeah, but that meat's like laying around.

Yeah, it's been outside. Like how long has it been? Like how long have you been like holding on to this meat? What year did this store take place in? 1876. New York Post, 1876. Uh, mystery meat dropped. And then if you go a little bit further down, there's also the Schnapper mystery.

Some wealthy guy may have killed his wife and ran off. Oh, there's like a. I mean, there's record, right? There's record of a James Welsh in Kentucky in the late 1800s died in 1886. Because of because of some bad meat. I don't know. Yo, can I read Disturbing Church Worship? Please do.

Please fucking do. The congregation of the Charles Street Methodist Episcopal Church on Jersey City Heights have been repeatedly disturbed during the past three months by a gang of young scams who entered the church during the hours of worship and conducted themselves in a most unseemly manner. On Sunday evening, Mr. Nafi, one of the trustees of the church, ordered the rowdies to leave the church. They obeyed with some reluctance, but soon returned announced their determination to scatter the worshipers. William Wilson, one of the gang was arrested and lodged in a third precinct station. Yesterday morning,

he was brought before Justice Davis, who sentenced him to five days imprisonment in the county jail. Damn, Davis, relax man. He was just being a jokester. Like you, man, you're just these people going to church, these kids probably come in, they're just like, a joke stir like you mad you're just like God people going to church these kids probably come in there's like Jesus Junk head went to jail for five days is basically what it sounds like yeah, yeah exactly what it sounds like yeah I love that that's just like a thing that happened there's like these scallywags So wild I do love that the whole weather report was basically the man's journey

and everybody he dealt with along the way, characters and all, it was just a good story. That's a good story. It was a good story. And that actually filled up way more time than I thought it was gonna be. So that's where today's episode ends, boys, with a knowledge of,

and actually a real theory, by the way, in case you're curious, is that you did say those hot springs nearby An animal may have fallen in a hot spring as it erupted and fired out the bits and pieces of it that went Into it and that's why it may have been deer or something because it might have been like a deer that fell got trapped broke its leg And then like a hot spring exploded or something sent it all fly and they like cooked it up because it's like so hot. Park cooked, yeah. Park cooked, yeah, yeah. Medium rare. Medium rare, which is why the dogs and cats are probably like,

holy shit, this is delicious. That is insane. To witness that, can you imagine? Just... BOOM! I'm not sure my first thought would be, my husband and son have been blown back to me in a whirlwind of blood by God.

Yeah, that's true. That's not what I would have thought either. We're off to go do a mini-sode over at patreon.com. Slash the Luminati Pod. Crendor, thank you so much for joining us again. I'm sure we'll see you on here again in the not too distant future. Oh, I'm sure. Thanks for having me.

Where could people find you? What are you? What are you up to? Obviously, Cox and Crendor, but like, yeah. You can go to youtube.com. Slash Cox and Crendor podcast. All one word. You can find all of those.

You can also go to youtube.com. Slash Cox and Crendor. That's where the animations are. They you can find all of those you can also go to youtube.com Such cox and Cren d'Or that's where the animations are they're funny But the full episodes are up at the youtube.com such cox for their podcast also You can go check out my stuff. I got pointless top tens over on youtube.com slash Cren d'Or I got a I got twitch streams on the twitch TV Cren d'Or have a great time and that's that's all I'll do for now All right, thank you guys so much for the support. Thank you so much for now. All right. I put a bit more in there. Yeah. All right. Thank you guys so much for the support.

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I don't know who they are. There's two! What? Terrence Hill and Bud Spencer. No! Nio and Trinity. No! I don't understand and I probably never will. Let me just tell you right now that there's two

beyond Kennedy and Clare and Nio. I'm telling you, I think he literally just looked up famous duos. Cheech and Chon. And has been going through the list ever since. I'm trying to dig deep. Which one of you is, uh, Dick Powell? Me? Your name's Jesse Cox!

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