Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 37 - Paranormal Contraception

Episode Date: December 8, 2019

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Hello everybody, welcome to the next week's Chaluminati podcast so gentle to the next week's Chaluminati podcast Yeah, this is the coming out a week after the one that that we love dropped last one Why'd you say that then? Why don't you say I don't know you're ruining my vibe, bro That's what I'm here for Co-host Jesse Alex our other co-host how's it going man? I'm doing great. That voice is really here, and I don't know what it's from What's that what's the thing what's the buh-bye from Saturday night live yeah bye

When they're just on the airline bye. I love that and it's it's David spade and the mad about you lady There's like bye-bye You know skit it lasts for five minutes. It's the same that that was that that's what we call comedy genius right there You never know what's gonna make you laugh. You know well catchphrase comedy Before catchphrase comedy. That's that's I didn't even know that was the definition, but that makes sense like the target lady Yeah, that makes sense All right Well between we had like a small break between recording the last episode in this one

And I just have to say before we dive into this You know one of the saddest subreddits is that I belong to talking about aliens and stuff You made me go when I started looking r slash UFO Man Because like nothing there's like all right top five posts right now ready 42 upvotes number one 12 18 00 And they're top five. They're in the hot section. That just can't that just can't be the good one

There has to be a good UFO subreddit that can't be the The home of UFOs on the truth that's out there is a little bit better But that's a more of a catchall for more than just UFO encounters and stuff But man, it's just filled with articles and other things some some discussions and it's just filled with Like two replies and they're always like this is bullshit I thought you were gonna say I can only reply so much. Yeah, I can only get on there so much to shut them down

I thought you were gonna say our ambient Our ambient that would be a sad literally the top post on on our ambient right now is a very low res photograph of uh carrot with the With the with the stock pulled off floating in a bucket of a green bucket with water in it and it says bye bye snowman With no w. Wow, that is absolutely depressing. Yeah our ambient All right, then check it out You might be saying as a listener. Wow, you guys are back way faster than we expected the next episode and you'd be right

Uh, we are going to make attempts to try and get some more regular episodes out Ideally, we'd like to try and do once a week. We'll see we'll see no promises or anything But some of the best stuff that one of our favorite things to do is is talk about reader stories that are constantly popping up over on the subreddit So as long as you post your story and say send them Yeah, as long. Yeah, and they keep saying as long as we're okay to read it Well, you're gonna keep reading them because it's really fun to check out your stuff And we might be tackling more light topics in in these kinds of episodes at some point where we talk about the news of the week of Some paranormal stuff that's going on some true crime stuff that's going on just to have a

Fun time bantering about that stuff But the day is a reader story episode. Hooray There's some good stuff out there like I said you guys keep giving them to us Y'all they keep giving me the weird ones They keep giving me the weird. I know you're out there writing things down specifically for me now There's no way this story wasn't written. I don't believe this All right, shut up. Wow. We we're not even there yet. So we're gonna start jesse roast me This is not r slash roast me listeners

I think they're gonna get roasted We're gonna start out with the story i'm gonna read Um, it's good. It's called my alien story. Oh, somebody forgot to change the default title Yep, that's it On game capture hd Um, and this was submitted by forgotten ghost. Ooh spooky. Let's be honest. That says forgotten gossed It does say forgotten gossed. You're right, but I know what he was going for so i'm gonna give it to him Maybe his name is jim gossed. His name is jim gossed and i'm just completely crapping on his last name

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Mr. Gossed. Mr. Goss says about 20 years ago My cousin about the same age as my father stopped by my family's home in oregon. Wait, how is that possible? I don't teleportation technology exists. It's a stupid stupid joke. It's sorry. I world with it He lived nearby and visited often so it was not too unusual. Wow. He answered the question that you posed Right there right then and there I was in our living room and my father met him at the door down the hallway I couldn't tell what they were talking about, but he seemed a little agitated about something and was holding a tape in his hand They walked into the living room where I was watching tv and popped the tape into the vcr without saying a word further The video starts dark looking into the distance near the edge of a cliff towards a mountain

I don't believe this. You did not find the ringu video not did not happen Where my father? ringu foe ringu foe Hang on. I gotta we got a big serious time now. That's a spooky time. I'm sorry We'll start from the beginning here. No the video starts dark. Yeah. No, that's the whole story The video starts dark looking into the distance near the edge of a cliff towards another mountain where my father and cousin Had taken me hunting several times before

The camcorder was sitting on the dashboard of my father's truck in the grass in front of the truck illuminated by his headlights Next we see my cousin run in front of the truck and stare off into the distance Where across the valley we could see some lights scattered over in the mountain At first I thought they were a bunch of cars pointing back at the camera I thought we were supposed to be serious. What are these sound effects? I'm trying to I'm trying to add dynamic music We are operating on a zero dollar budget. We are working with what we got I don't like this. All right At first I thought they were a bunch of cars pointed back at the camera

Or maybe house lights, but my father reminded me that there were no roads or houses on that mountain The light stayed stationary for a while until one of them blinked My cousin ran back to the truck and flashed his lights on and off a few times Then a few of the lights flash back on and off This goes on for a few minutes until one of the lights near the top shoots off perpendicular to the camera The light still intense as it hadn't actually turned like a car would and much faster Again on a mountain without roads Two more of the lights shoot off in different directions than the camera runs out of tape a few seconds later

This is the movie arrival My father and cousin were convinced it was aliens. It was hard not to believe them We had really no other explanation Fast forward to the next day My cousin comes over again. Still not unusual. He came over a lot Now the rest of the Now the rest of this will need to be taken with the slightest grain of salt You know, I'll start taking my salt now. Thank you for the disclaimer. Yes. Yes. Me too

My cousin was a heavy pot user My cousin had smoked one weed Insanly ingested following a singular cigarette and was a severe alcohol. Oh, all right. Well, that's less fun And maybe other drugs. I don't know This time he starts by talking about the tape then about how he woke up that morning with burns on the insides of his arms Sure enough on the inside of each arm just below his armpit Are identical scars about a quarter a quarter of an inch wide half an inch long He swears he didn't fall asleep smoking or anything like that

The next day that you pick up a big block of ice with It's like a big There was like The next day he shows up again with scars identical to the last ones this time on the day Yeah, the next day this time on the insides of his thighs about halfway up Identical in size shape location and color Our thinking was that the aliens from the video must have taken him from his bed and Implanted something in him or taken something from him

To this day, he was certain he had been abducted and couldn't remember any of it I have no idea what happened to the video since but I do know a copy was sent to paranormal investigative type show But nothing came of it PS the live show was fucking amazing. Thank you guys so much for coming out to boston at an amazing time And pretty sure I've never laughed so much in my entire life. Hell yeah Um So I find this interesting if this is in fact true If it's not true, then whoever wrote this did their research because that is uh, the incision

The incision area the size of the incision having it happen multiple times is not Is not out uh, it fits well with abduction type scenarios. The standard abduction is first the aliens get you and they like it's No, no, it's one of the and then the next day. They're like, all right. We did the top half Let's focus on the bomb trains you in they you get a bunch of tickets and then they train for an anime figurine Is that it doesn't make it doesn't make it's it's one of it's one of the ones that co-in It's one of the the the few that that fit. I don't like that. That's so easily just like yeah, that's how it works But that's but that's the thing. We don't really know what they're doing Sometimes implants are found like actual implants are found that are taken out

Um by doctors and surgery not just somebody with like a butcher's knife in their kitchen being like I found an implant and cut themselves open But this is uh, this this fits because you know, you usually don't remember your abduction scenario Those who are able to get regressed back if you even trust that enough Talk about how the aliens make them forget. They don't know how they do it, but they do It fits what they're incising for maybe under the armpit It's just an easy access to their heart lung area. Who knows why the inside of the thigh Maybe the dude had thick thighs and they just want a piece of that. I don't know

All I will say is No, go for it. Sorry. Well just next steps for a gossed is I would love to if anybody Knows or go to I know I don't know how long the tape I know I don't know how long ago your cousin passed away, but like I would love to know about Uh, I'd love to see the tape Yeah, yeah, if anybody knows if anybody knows what show It was sent to I would love to uh, I would love to like Follow up and maybe contact that production company. See if you can get the tape back

I would say speaking of shows if you want to watch the funniest best alien abduction thing ever Uh, go to youtube and look up the snl sketch of close encounter. Oh my god. Oh, it's great with ryan gosseling and kate mckinnon is Hilarious go find that change your life. It'll make you laugh very Bobby Moynihan Bobby Moynihan is my favorite part of that sketch Yeah, oh, it's really good. You absolutely. Yeah, that's I I triple that definitely go do that Um, honestly for me as somebody before I die We just head to the next story as somebody who's just An alien nut one of the things I've been kind of leaning towards recently with the more reading

I've been doing is that I think alien abductions That that happened that can that if they're true if they're real are a mix of something physical and non I think it's it really does boil down to the the the idea and the question of what is reality What is reality perceived by what are we not seeing what exists beyond consciousness and time? Yeah, and and aliens are are either Partly that or even fully that Or they use that as a way to cross from wherever they are to here or they exist here But in some other form and some other dimension that we can't see you are of the belief that aliens are not from another planet

But in fact another dimensional reality. I I see I don't necessarily I don't count out that they could be from another planet But my leniency is yes I believe they're more linked with what the question of what is nature of reality? Are they from another dimension another place of existence that we simply our scientific minds can't even even be my favorite trope that Aliens are actually future people and they come back to study our genetics because they've stopped being able to have kids in the future Which is what theory about what grays actually are. Yeah, that's a huge theory that grays my favorite So there's also two types of grays

I we haven't really talked about this in a long time, but there are two types of grays You got the short grays and the tall grays the drones and the daddies. We've all seen that's exactly correct Yeah, yeah, it's exactly correct where the small grays are the ones that you see most commonly in abduction scenarios And they're usually Neutral to peaceful where they at least take the pain away and make you forget But there are those who there are those who've been abducted by Short grays, but also also have had large grays in the room and they're like Mean and they don't care about pain and they do like the most painful shit to you

For whatever reason and usually they're remembered as the doctor types when when the memories are coming back. Yeah Yeah, like Dr. V nurse Doctor, right? Like yeah, the little ones are the nurses. Oh, yeah. Oh, correct. Yeah Take care of you than doctors. Yeah. All right. We're gonna insert dreams Exactly. They're a lot more. They're a lot more rare Um, and then they're a lot less reported on than just gray abduction But yeah, I mean like who fuck who who fucking knows dude reality and time and all that It's like

The stuff that you can't well, I've never really have been the answers to From this is that I should do more acid. Is that right? No, not no, don't let me bring that story out again. I it will Do not do not unlock the doorways to find the aliens between the no No, no, I'm all right. Everyone listening. Let me tell you when I was younger I went to a part This is like when I was in high school as a senior high school And one of my friends was dating this girl and went to her house

It was myself and this friend and like one other guy in a party of all girls And we were like good times, baby So we went to this party And at a certain point because we were trying to be cool dudes. This girl's brother shows up and this girl's brother was like Pretty into drugs and he shows up. He's like, yo, you guys think you're cool He wants some of this user He uh, he like had acid and he's like you want some of this and because we thought like Yeah, we have to show up in front of these college. Yeah acid is the same as weed. Let's do this. Yeah

All right And so we did and the whole night went on and I the entire time was just like You just do fine. Everything's all right. It's cool. I kept drinking I was like talking to girls because it's the midwest there was a couch on a porch And I'm just sitting out there like what's going on? We're having a whole thing gray human noise with So I literally I literally at one point had that like, you know You've had too much to drink and you get that like hot flashy ling and I was like, ooh I don't want to puke in front of girls. So I was like, I'm gonna get out of here

I was like guys. I gotta go to work tomorrow. Love y'all. I'll see you later Walked my ass home. I remember tapping the fence. I remember getting in bed. I remember the comfort of my sheets. I Time passed dude time passed and I closed my eyes and I went to bed And my ass started I started feeling something poking me And I was like what my shoulders and something was poking me. I was like what I opened my eyes I was back on the porch. I never left dude. I never left the porch Isn't that fucking fascinating that your brain? No, that's what I'm saying. Yes. Yes time But it was also the scariest thing

I my friend one of my friends was like laying on the porch going like my heart fell through the floor screaming I've never I never ever want to feel like that again. That was the scariest thing that ever happened to me Truly frightening do not guys Don't test things. Do that's it. It's a gateway drug To hell It took me to a different reality a one-way gate to the I think I experienced a different version of that night y'all. I think I went to a different That's the way that's

To but that's the thing that's that brings into the question of what is reality because if you All of our known science and physics also break down at a quantum level once we get that small Nothing makes sense that nothing that we know holds true holds true anymore. I guess my brain was like Get us out of here, dude. I've never well. It's interesting scientifically I don't know what acid does, but I know mushrooms do I have never taken them, but I've researched them. Oh my god Can I tell you like scientifically? Yeah, sorry go ahead. I just have a friend. I I think Alex knows this guy I'm not gonna put him on blast, but I already know it is over the last couple years. He was like I needed to take some time for myself and just get out

He took a bag of mushrooms and went out into the woods and just got high And there's no question who this is He's like I found my center and I found peace and I like spent days staring up at the sky and realized the the mysteries of the universe And I was like and one of the mysteries was like I forgot True wandering monk It's it's interesting because like I think what there's like a receptor in your brain that apparently kills off Whatever drug mushrooms and DM smoking DMT creates It's like that when you go to sleep your brain gets hit with it

But also there are receptors to stop your brain getting hit from it Like you produce it naturally, but then your brain kills it off before it can do anything So those two drugs just flood it so that the receptors can't catch them all So they just flood your brain and then that's what like it's your own subconscious, bro That's the shit that you don't even but that's the problem with it in general is that Because your brain it's a machine right your brain and everything about you is yeah, you are flashing computer Yeah, and so you you only know what your brain perceives so Making your brain go haywire doesn't necessarily mean you've contacted

Another kind of existence. It just means that your brain is like what is happening? Because everything you do from touch to sight to sense to smell to whatever is through your brain that Overloading it can make it appear like something's happening. Of course, you're necessarily mean that that's actually happened What what what's interesting why I think they're linked is that there are those who Purposely just go have trips obviously right you go do mushrooms for whatever and you hallucinate and a lot of people Will will say what they see in in a lot of their trips is like Alien like figures with the big eyes and the small lips Sometimes they look more human than the do aliens and there's look more alien

Literally just be the dude at the convenience store and there's so high I I know But then you you pair that With those who don't do any of that stuff and have abduction scenarios where they see the same shit But they're not high and then they as a people now Like the aliens I mean the reason we all see them that way is because psych psychologically be all Are programmed to see aliens that way But people sure and I think I down I want you to know that no, no, no, no, but I agree

But I also I also think that what our brains are seeing is is our brain's best interpretation of whatever this creature is And it's because it's trying it always tries to form patterns whatever Point is but there are people who come back with physical evidence if something has happened There's there's the disclosure of the UFOs that the army acknowledges like that coupled with I think some of the shit that people see That's why I think you combine aliens are UFO does not equate to aliens Just but the way the UFOs move are nowhere near what we're able to do with our current technology That we're able to there is if we have that shit we dominate the world already I want to point out that for years for decades we had electric cars before they actually released electric cars

We had the supersonic jets We could literally fly from new york to london and like but where did we get the technology since? Yeah, and and and how long from probably war the the the moon race and all that stuff and the moon race the moon race All the words are right there in front of you the race lives on the moon. Hello. I don't appreciate your sarcasm here All I'm saying I just think there's a lot out there right now explanation. We just You know as a society I disagree we definitely do we will always disagree on this Everything has an earth. There is what we talk about way to find out who's gonna be right?

Just to see what else happens when the aliens happen. I will be very happy be wrong unless the aliens kill us in which case I'll be like math is god damn But there's also the talk about a fast walkers which actually came out uh from the Fast walkers the old ladies in the mall. Let me I'll cut through it real quick I've always said I've always said they're in trouble It's tied into politics because in 2016 remember the dnc server leak and the pedestrian emails and all that other nonsense Yeah, how can I forget in that you can go read this? This is true. You can go read the article that was leaked Uh that talks about uh, he's talking to I fucking forgot the other guy's name

But somebody in the military about the ufo's and what they call fast walkers And what what you learn through in the document is a fast walker is an object that enters from deep space Passes through our atmosphere flies under our satellites and takes hard 30 to 90 degree turns Within our atmosphere shit that just comes out from nowhere Breaches the atmosphere and then zips off into a random direction and that shit happens all the time Do you think those are like they don't know what it is punk kids like the alien kids that offer a joy ride And they're just like skim the tower man because they've seen they've clearly seen top gun And uh, yeah, I imagine us alien kids are assholes. I'm just saying

I'm reading about these fast walkers right now. It's pretty uh, I I'm telling you Are we gonna have to all blame hillary for fast walkers too? No God no ever want to say that word, but it's it's it's my my before we move on to the next story I think it's interesting. I don't necessarily know if our government even knows what the fuck is going on I don't even know if they even have an answer I hope they do too, but if if they don't if these things are real whatever they are And they have the technology that vastly superior to ours. They don't have to I guess I just have questions that you know

Trump would have said something right Like that dude can't not but that's that that's where like you could go There's that's where like the conspiracy branch branches, right? You could go one path and say well nobody would ever tell trump and there's a secret government and all this other stuff That's hiding it which is a fascinating rabbit hole in itself And then there's the arm where I go and I kind of lean towards where Maybe the government just doesn't know much more than we do and they just Can't fucking figure it out because these things also like also

It's a good excuse for why they wouldn't want to share with the general public Right that they have no idea what the fuck it is because it could just whip us up into a panic If it's truly something they don't understand, but there's but there's obviously something out there We don't know there's something going on. There's obviously something there. Sure. I I 1000 I agree We're moving on to a ghost story next. This is going to be for alex tree. Are you ready alex? This is called. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead. No, no, no This is the name in the the writer itself. Take it away. Oh, okay. This is a haunted virginia not

Anything else and it's by king tuts tit You know what if you're gonna sell us on a ghost story having a great screen name is it helps It's also like a lightly like virginia sounds a little dirty like I like that. All right apologies in advance because yeah Yeah, apologies in advance because it's a bit of a long story. It's probably not that long further apologies are in order because This is a second hand account. Please stop apologizing. You're okay. That's right I didn't there's like two paragraphs of declare of disclaimer, by the way That's right. I didn't directly experience the events recorded here But perhaps that makes me a more objective storyteller

Regardless the main characters in this true story are some of my college friends. I graduated in 2018 I heard this from them and I know them well enough to know that they were genuinely freaked and not making this up As a disclaimer, I am a big fan of the show have listed each episode between four and five times My favorites of the tommy petera trilogy and the diet law past episode this story sounding more and more real as time goes I know right? Oh, yeah, I don't know why but I Invested I have actually interacted with shilluminati's twitter account When I posted a video of what I thought was a UFO at the window of my plane As far as my personal beliefs

I'm closer to a believer than a skeptic But I appreciate a healthy dose of skepticism and I do think that when possible natural explanations should be shot first And are typically correct That being said, I do believe in the paranormal slash spiritual world and have studied some of it in depth Particularly cryptids if you guys ever want to do an episode on the beast of bray road aka the wisconsin dog man To me sounds great I love I love how one name can sound awesome and scary the beast of bray road and the other ones wisconsin dog Sounds like something that was invented to sell me chili dogs

Anyways, I am so hungry. Yeah Anyways, let me get into it. This story takes place in northern virginia Like I said before I have a group of friends from college who are all intelligent people with good common sense for the most part Some of these friends decided probably two years ago now to play a prank on some other friends This prank is actually the least important part of the story, but it is necessary for setup They've been enjoying going around to different abandoned houses and exploring There are a lot of these in our area lots of deep woods and mountains and generally undeveloped areas Even though we are technically in the dc metro region, which if you don't know rest of america is not

The most prosperous part of the country So these friends found this one particular house. They wanted to pull the prank in and that's not a roast on dc I like going there all the people I don't need any of this like fake hate mail All right They went a couple times to the house and explored around to scout it and set things up Sorry to do so much explaining But I need to say that my friend who had been to the house many times drove me to the entrance of the path of the houses

At the end of he wouldn't take me up to the house because he was so unedged from his previous experiences there And I sure as hell wasn't going alone in the dark The house's location is notable for two main reasons It's set far back off the main highway down several winding roads and deep in forest This next part sounds like a movie plot, but it is 100 true I'm trying not to pinpoint the exact location for anonymity's sake But you can actually look up a historic battleground that is very close The house is just down the road past two creepy locations and abbey literally a place where nuns live

Not sure if they still do but I think my friend said it was still active Which is a funny adjective to describe abbey The nuns are still active in their home Can I just put like air quotes around active if we're talking about a place where nuns are You know what actually no roast on nuns. I bet you a nun could kick my ass There's probably one or two out there the second location is a natural burial cemetery I'm not sure if this is attached to the abbey or not But if you are unfamiliar with natural burial, it is basically burial without a coffin or any type of embalming or preservation

We're talking about Burying dead bodies in the ground if I'm understanding this man correctly just throwing it in a hole, right? Huck them in a hole throw some dirt over it. Yeah, I believe this is typically done for religious purposes Although I don't want to say for sure. That's good. That's respectable. I like a guy who knows what he knows Covering his bases. I appreciate it. I love that anyways back to the prank The pranking friends, which is a great name for a new show that I want to be on pronounce It sounds like a great. That's like a youtube channel from 2013 the pranking friends. Yeah. Yeah Uh the pranking friends print out these pictures of locally missing people

Plant them on the property blah blah blah typical horror movie shock stuff It totally works and freaks the other friends out one of them probably the smartest guy I know IRL couldn't sleep for multiple days and basically had night terrors because the prank was so effective Maybe the extent of the prank was unexpected, but things only get weirder after that dude I swear to god. I have heard about this or something like that Is that weird? What? Something about going into the woods and finding a bunch of photographs of missing people That sounds so familiar to me. I mean we played Blair witch and that was the Blair witch game

No, it wasn't like the Blair witch game It was like if it was a game it was longer ago than that, but it was like I don't think it was I think it was Can you describe this to me? I'm gonna look this up while you keep reading the story. What was this? What I'm talking about photos found in woods. Yeah, like like a prank of like photos in the woods that turned out to be a hoax Whatever Uh, maybe you'll find it on the on the drive to the house There was a fox of some sort in the middle of the road tearing apart a dead smaller animal and eating it I was immediately suspicious when they told me this as it sounds like something out of a Lars von Trier film very cultured

But they swore up and down that it happened and a separate account later confirmed it as you'll see It looked at them and scampered off nothing too weird They got to the property and as they were walking up the yard to the house They all recounted feeling that something was off They felt uneasy maybe a presence of some sort, but I don't like describing other people's emotions. So I'll leave it at that You are a very respectful Non-confrontational person and I appreciate it when they got to the house, which is two stories and opened the door They heard what they described as a sharp snap like a very large branch snapping in half

They thought that was pretty terrifying since it was coming from the second floor And they immediately thought there was an animal or homeless squatter up there and they didn't go any further Which honestly if you are ever going through the woods and you find a building there's probably somebody living in there It's fucking wild. Absolutely Uh Fast forward a bit and word is getting around the school about this house My friends weren't doing the best job of keeping it a secret and the potential for a paranormal side of it was too intriguing to ignore You have to understand how small and boring the town is that we all live in the house itself

Isn't close to the town maybe 25 30 minutes away A second group of people decided to go without hearing any of the details of this first story They didn't really run in the same friend circles as the first group and the most wild part of the story And what convinced me that something might be up is that they reported nearly identical occurrences Again, this was not planned or hashed out beforehand in any way According to both groups who had no reason to lie and on the way to the house There was an animal in the road gutting a smaller dead animal and looking at them They didn't describe it as a fox, but it's still a big coincidence

When they got to the house they explored around a bit first and found a fire pit with what looked like dried black wax So around it on the ground Here's my own interjection and i'm not talking about me alex fasciani This is the interjection of the person who wrote this post if you aren't familiar Black wax is often used in occult ceremonies and with a natural burial ceremony nearby basically at any occultist disposal It's not too far-fetched to assume that some nefarious deeds are going on at this spooky abandoned house or An interjection on my part. Perhaps it was just mathis and his friends hanging out in the cemetery playing duds and dragons after hours Right with our dean d books and our swords for protection. Yeah, so, you know, it's always good to check

But I appreciate it. I'm dressing up the small girl in a cloak. Yeah. Yeah, that's too creepy Was she singing a ring around the rosy really quietly? No, but that would have been hilarious Upon getting close to and opening the front door the group heard the exact same loud snapping noise and described it the same way They were more adventurous and started up the stairs the staircase was spiral And so they couldn't at all see what was on the second floor They were immediately stopped by a low guttural growl coming from upstairs They said it was extremely loud and not animal at all

It sounded too deep too savage and almost otherworldly to be an animal Now in the nerd the homeless guy is like sex slave desperate for attention. He's like, I got you where I want you and now It turns out to be a guy on the toilet eating boogers remember that one You tweeted me if you remember that one Uh now in the nerves of the moment, they may completely have misinterpreted what it sounded like But multiple people in this group all said the same thing boys girls everyone all confirmed They didn't make it any further than that and they left the property immediately, which is understandable to my limited knowledge No one from the school has gone back since now. This story has some questionable elements

I'll admit but it's all from firsthand testimony by multiple independent individuals and groups of people who all confirm the Exact same details without collaborating on a fictitious story first for my two cents I believe the accounts because I know the people and they aren't the types to exaggerate or fabricate something this Insane over this long of a period of time I'm posting this story for them because they don't listen to your show as far as I know Let's change that in parentheses. I guess that's a call out to do better pr which you know, we'll get on it I mean, I'll give me their phone numbers. I'll give them a ring personally Hello, and they would honestly get a kick out of hearing their story on the air

This whole thing could be a big nothing sandwich, which is what old-timey detectives call a dead case But it's most certainly something so I made a little tier list in my head of what it could be ranked according to scare factor I love this Me too. I'm glad I'm glad that like the fgc has like gotten this far S tier is a peach lucina S tier it's actually supernatural. That's what the s stands for an s tier now On the chilluminati scale. This is the scariest one because of that eldritch fear of the unknown Although there are benevolent spirits and whatnot so it might not be as spooky in reality

This one is likely us to incorporate potential occult activity. I love The editorial voice of this post a tier it's a hideout for gang related activity slash drug dealings Which are kind of common in our area same. I'm from los angeles This actually might be the most dangerous option since dudes hold up here with weapons engaged in criminal activity Wouldn't take kindly to snoopers parentheses. I warned my friends B tier it's a homeless person not scary mostly sad, but the growl is weird that you know that pretty much sums up the whole scenario with uh Running across somebody in a house that You don't know it's abandoned and run down and yeah, you don't know what the hell's probably won't feel sad about it

So like later when you think about it, but like I wouldn't want to do it Uh c tier it's an animal although it could be dangerous not really scary D tier it's nothing my friends discovered a love of shrooms. I didn't know they had before going on these trips Not likely at all. Are you sure have you tried sure? Yeah, I don't know Anyways, love you guys and would love to hear your takes. Thanks for reading such a long post My only my only thing about this is that there's no like, um physical It's element

Yeah, no just sounds uh creepiness and a growl Uh could be the demon from amityville just unemployed just got that devil silencer that he wants to put on somebody's Thing that might be what you were talking about alex in october of 2016 Man finds eerie missing person shrine in new york woods Yes Yes, so so let me just drop this on you because this is there's a fascinating element to this I'm just gonna piece. Let's see if you can pick up on this Uh, this story is from october 6th

2016 a man hiking in new york earlier this week stumbled upon what appeared to be an eerie shrine to missing people james tiberius ranken Posted a video on facebook so close right As he walked through the woods in berkeley jackson county park on october third the video has been viewed more than a million times In the video ranken says he was hiking when he found an area with laminated missing persons flyers attached to trees This is exactly what i was talking about the missing people in the photos were real and included jennifer kessie keys a woman who went missing in 2006 from florida

Look at these They're ranken said it turned out to be a hoax Hold on this is just follow me here Uh, look these are all missing person photos. They're all different people. This is utah florida. They're different every single one He said Ranken said on facebook that he reported what he found to the police and was later told that the homeowner of the nearby property Put up the flyers for a halloween party Anything pop out there anything you uh

anything weird to you Pull up put up the flyers for a halloween party. Yeah, anything strange What in october no about uh the fact that this article is from october 6th A hollow oh and this is for a halloween party That doesn't make sense not at all and so james says Uh, I want to know is if these are for a halloween party. Why have they been hanging here for months? Because it's plainly obvious the stuff had been here for quite a while. It was not set up recently and how do you just like

You know like do that and then leave it if you're not saying the cops are like, oh, it's for a halloween party but Why are it's october 6th when this was reported and he founded a week earlier So we're saying october 1st and they set up for a party even though clearly so either it was from last year's halloween party or There's some creepy shit going on in those woods. That's all i'm saying. Oh damn. It's a weird story That's super creepy and uncomfortable. It's like not what you want. It jumped right out at me. I was like this I've heard this like I don't I don't remember that's so that's I don't know why I know

I remembered that why that stuck in my brain, but that's the first thing that came to my mind That's uh, yeah, the more I the more I looked into that I was like wait a minute. This is october 6th Yeah, this is for halloween. That doesn't make sense. Yeah So back to what we're talking about walking into the house and hearing the snap is pretty scary um, but like any like If i'm gonna be like full scully on this like To be honest with you like opening the door of an old house like You might hear the same loud snap every time you do it just because of the nature of old houses like

Yeah, it depends on how old the house is Yeah, you could open the door of the house and hear that like snapping sound And it could just be like a shift in the frame of the house that always happens when you do the door like that And i'm sure you can think of something in your own house that does something like this like your door Opening and closing You know, you know the that sound that your dog notices that you don't even realize happens anymore Every time you do something like that sound that that could be what you heard. I agree I think i'm more along those lines as well. I will say one time I went on halloween. There was this there's this mansion called the vanderlip mansion in uh

pal's birdies that is like behind a gated community And when I was in high school We went up there to go Like try and look at it on halloween, which don't do that guys like we are going into a gated community to like Get up to teenage hijinks, which always sounds like a good idea when you're a kid, but You know when it actually comes down to it, you shouldn't do that

uh, but uh We went in there and because we heard that justin beaver was having a party um In the it at another at another mansion in the complex We just like heard a rumor of that because it was like a local area But it's like a very rich how old would justin beaver been at the time 14 This was like this was like right at the beginning of his of his career and uh, or maybe it wasn't justin beaver Does that 14 year old justin now like he would have been young a hell of a party or dude

That's like 2010 is justin beaver Maybe maybe it was somebody maybe it was like a previous justin beaver somebody famous was having a party nearby Yeah, it was some young hot teen Like pop star and we basically went up to the gate of the of the of the of the gated community We were like we're here for this party and they're like oh, yeah, okay No, it wasn't really it was like it was like it was like erin carter It was like, you know, like just somebody erin carter. It wasn't it wasn't erin carter

Oh man, you're all the art throbs of the late 90s. It was some it was some like young shitty guy doesn't matter Uh, but we got up to that we got up to the uh, we got up to the mansion that we were looking for and it has this Reputation of just being this haunted place where people were murdered and stuff And I don't think most of it is true But when I went up there like this weird dog like came out of the bushes and growled at us before we got out of the car And the whole grounds look pretty deserted at the time though. I do think people live there I'm not really sure and then we saw off like there was like a little house and like a horse

And it was dark on dark so you can only see like the profile of the horse, but I swear to Life itself that the horse walked behind a tree and did not come out the other side of it Damn, I swear to god and we got so scared when we saw it that we like Like all got in the car again and drove away. Why why don't I get to see cool shit? I mean, it was far off. It was the middle of the night I'm not willing to say that it was definitely paranormal But it fucking freaked the shit out of us and we drove all the way out because I think we were also really just like Sketched out because my dad said he used to

Try and break in around here and he got chased off by dogs and then the first thing we saw was like a scary dog So yeah true true. Yeah probably in the back of your mind But back in those days when my dad was creeping around over there. There was not nearly as much security But well, yeah fair enough. Yeah shout outs to rpv a very strange place I'm just saying it's a believable type of story this this story. Oh, I agree Like going and freaking yourself out in a in a fucking scary place But I I don't know if it was ghost or not because I just don't think there's enough empirical empirical evidence there Mm-hmm. I agree

Jesse the next one's you. I'm on a list of 27 heartthrobs. Oh my god. It was Jesse McCartney. I think it was Jesse McCartney actually Oh my god. Thank you Jesse for figuring this out. Yeah, I went on the heart throbs list I was like late to do or early 2000s heart throbs and I was like that sounds about right Yeah, who could it be? Well, I figured Alex knows a j definitely that's why Justin came to mind So definitely had to be a j and Jesse McCartney definitely seems like he could be an asshole from the 90s It sounds about right and I was dressed like I was dressed in my hippie costume, which is funny too Yeah, because I wore this like feather part in my hair that was like, you know like alligator clamp

that like goes in your hair and uh with like leather and like a feather and I was like, oh, it's like my hair thing From for my hippie costume that my mom gave me And then like 10 years later. She was like, that's my roach clip And I was like mom Your roach clip in my hair And thus Alex Fasciani was truly born. That's true. I was like, uh-huh. Yeah, it makes sense All right, Jesse. Are you ready to read the next one? No, I'm not ready. Oh, okay. Did we give you a minute? All right No, no, let's do this

krillk 33 Wrote a story that I I'm going to assume is true Called supernatural contraception Is the name of this one? Oh my god This happened when I was 16 and I'm 24 now So some things are a bit more hazy than they used to be Anyways, here's the setup me and my girlfriend are both kind of into spiritualist pagan stuff I was an asa true

Asa Asa yeah, I don't know. I don't fuck. I'm gonna be really good guys. We don't know shit about paganism We're gonna just work our way through this. Hopefully no one knows it. Oh, yeah, please don't be one of the people who gets me for the beginning of uh Whatever episode we recorded I was like pagans Up until uh, oh you were an asa true pagan Up until I realized most people involved. We're just neo nazis trying to legitimize their bullshit. Oh, that's a true story And my girlfriend was a wicked I was living in a house with a roof floor

Which was supposed to be my room, but I never slept there only had my pc in that room Some toys collectibles, etc. What what is a roof floor? Like, you know, uh, I think maybe attic That's what I was thinking I was thinking like the attic or maybe it's one of those if you imagine the house and there's like another Little thing coming off from the house like the walk out and there's another room out there Yeah, like a room that's like a shed on the top of the house. Yeah, maybe all right. Okay. Okay I just thought it was like a the attic

still I always felt weird in that room and I often had weird cold rusters and such But I chalked it up to the fact that the insulation was awful My girlfriend believed she could sense ghosts Her sister was also a wicked and her old room Always had a chilling aura about it even on the hottest summer days My girlfriend later told me that her sister often summoned spirits in her room and that it was likely either the spirits trapped there now or

residue Of the summoning. Oh, why does he gotta call it residue? I don't like residue summoning like summoning residue A bunch of demons like jizzed in there and now it's like yeah, it's like oh I'm sorry. It's it's just a little summoning residue on the road. It'll come out when she first came over to our house She said that the roof floor room was basically a ghost party That she felt uh that she felt there for the record My mom bought the house dirt cheap and we never knew why they sold it so cheap For a while I was convinced it was because they had ghost problems as well

Which I later confirmed after contacting the mother of the family who lived there No way She told me that the baby boy would often point towards the stairs What she told me that i'm assuming boy her baby boy. I think right of the of the previous owner of the previous tendency Yeah, yeah, would often point towards the stairs to the roof floor room And ask if there's somebody there and the boy's room was right below the stairs He'd often wake up in the middle of the night even when he was much older and would seem terrified of going upstairs So don't build a house for ghosts on the roof of your house

I mean If you want to if you have ghosts in the house, you might as well give them Yeah, they might not have their own ghost room. I'm just struggling with this room and it's like just it's like more paranormal to me than the Ghosts. I'm like trying to figure out like where the stairs were like where do the stairs lead? I think it could very well have been just an attic You think they had the stairs like just but they made it into a room. It was an attic Yeah, they had they had a mysterious carpenter show up with a just wooden a hammer and he just Yeah, no nails and then he left. Yeah

All right back on topic even this story is like back on topic stop fucking around guys Me and my girlfriend usually slept in the same room as the baby's room used to be Which the stairs came down into? Wait, so the baby slept in the room so the stairs the baby slept in a room at the base of the stairs that led to the I thought that I thought that this baby's room was under the stairs and the stairs sort of went over it But this is in the same room. So now I'm imagining a room with no doors On the ceiling on the roof of the building That you can only enter through like a hole in the bottom like a tree house, but it's just an in it's like a tree house

That goes out of your ceiling so the the It was the same they slept in the same room as the baby's room and Which the stairs came down into on the couch in front of the tv Okay, yeah, humble brag We had a lot of sex usually She was on the pill. So I often didn't bother to pull out. Yes. Oh, we were very irresponsible But sex ed sucks here and we were young and foolish

I'm not coming if you're gonna take away anything from this episode. It's that always be safe Is that that's a hey, but it's gonna be relevant in a minute So we were sleeping on the couch as per usual and I woke up in the middle of the night Which wasn't too uncommon because I've been struggling with insomnia my entire life But as I woke up, I realized I couldn't move. I was only able to move my eyes Then I saw a tall white glowing figure Walking down the stairs holding something it walked around us to my girlfriend's side

As it touched her she started hyperventilating and I started to panic What it all happened really fast But what I remember was that the shape leaned down to my girlfriend And took out of her an orb glowing brightly But when it noticed that I was awake it dropped the orb and then after A bright flash of light. I saw it move up the stairs and disappear. Oh, I'm getting chills After that my girlfriend was still hyperventilating. So I desperately tried to wake her which I eventually managed to do I do not remember falling asleep after that, but we both woke up in the morning well rested

Do you know what this sounds like? I told her about the weird dream I had as we were walking through a field towards a local lake She stopped dead in her tracks and went pale then asked me to please say I was joking I asked her why it was just a weird dream. Then she told me she had the same dream too But I tried to play it off cool because I didn't want her to feel unsafe at our house But this is stuck with me to this day Also as a spoiler to the title and the relevance of having a lot of sex same and not pulling out as it turned out

She most likely was pregnant before because her period has been had I had been late for a while I was unaware. This is the time but after that it all went back to normal So the spirit probably just saved us a lot of it. Was this was this a spirit abortion? What is happening? If she was correct If she was correct that she was probably pregnant. She also felt pregnant, which I'm told is a thing Anyways, I wanted to write this down for a halloween episode But I forgot and got reminded after finally listening to the episode now addendum Two years later when I was struggling with panic sickness

I did therapy which involved meditation and physically imagining a landscape of my own mind I had to visualize a guiding spirit Which usually you don't have any control over what form it takes for me It took the same form as the one I saw that night. I still don't know what to think of that Yo, I like that story That one kicked me out Can I knock? Aliens, right? It's definitely aliens. Well, yeah, but okay, but it but not just because ha ha aliens, but like

If any of that's true. They took the baby because it was a star child. Is that you're gonna tell me? Not necessarily because it was a star child But maybe because that's what they were there just there to scoop what they want But it's interesting that a tall white figure Walked into the room touched his girlfriend, which then center into hyperventilation Which happens supreme court justice Exactly, uh, that touched her she started hyper I started to hyperventilate a whole lot

Um, and she clearly couldn't move that happens a lot aliens tend to paralyze you so you can't move and paralyze those around them Um, and and then they don't remember the rest of the night They remember walking on a field. It could be an abduction scenario and a repressed memory Just saying I this this type of shit freaks me out the most because I feel like seeing shit in your house like this That's like corroborated by other people Like just the idea that another family was like after you have had some trouble and then you go back and you're like What's the deal and they're like ghosts in this room right here like that's scary to me I don't like that because crazy question

Yeah, wouldn't it make more sense to get rid of the stairs board up the attic And just have a full room instead of a room that stairs going into it Let's just say move the room to another part of the building that's more accessible So that you can walk you evict The ghosts I mean no just leave them up there. Let them have a room Let the ghost is coming in if the ghost is coming in and and taking out the accidents like I don't know Taking out the accidents if you accidentally have a baby, you know like and the ghost is like I'll take that It's all good. Don't worry, bro

But but I have so many questions because if she was pregnant Well, she felt pregnant I'm sure it wasn't gassy No, I don't know. No, we are sure maybe the alien was just there to take the ghost would literally had to have taken The entire baby or else we like there would have been something Right I don't know. I mean maybe it could be logistics of this baby died It could be the baby died and they took the soul away like you never know. Okay, right

So again like the physical form of the baby Would still exist in some way maybe Deviation here not deviation but a alternate theory the first attempt it was seen got caught And then they both fall asleep. Don't remember any of the rest of the night Instead the abduction was both of them and they got what they needed on the ship or wherever they ended up going and then being returned back Possible. Did you have any scars on your thighs or it looked like a clamp picked you up and put you on a computer? The thing that's weird to me the thing that's weird to me is that it's a it's a it's a ghost story

You know what I mean, right? Yeah, like it's weird because like I'm sure there's not like a house where they're like I'm gonna leave below if we built this weird house where there's one room where we abduct people from Like it's weird to me that the other family had the same Like there was a ghost and then like so, I don't know. Maybe it maybe it wasn't a maybe it wasn't you're mixing Are you aren't oh, yeah? No, you're no no the family little boy was like some reason I Some reason that's a separate part of the I was like, wow, that's a different story. No, I think no maybe that's where the Ghost part maybe I don't know maybe because the background of you and you're at the time girlfriend

I don't know if you're still together, but the idea of uh Your background you were pre Disposed to thinking it was ghosts because it could have been something else pagan And you kind of see that world around you all the time. I mean, it's possible. I mean, I'm just I'm interested if there's any sort of If that's consistent with anything in a satru the non Nazi version of a satru paganism Or no matter what I think All of these stories didn't happen, but this one's fascinating. I mean all the things that didn't happen

Fascinating could it be that this person believes that it happened at least? Sure. Oh, no, I don't know. Yeah, of course, but I'm saying that there's a an earthly explanation that I would say saying that uh I struggle with panic sickness that I you know have I would wake up often at night uh Panic attacks

Think like insomnia like all those things could be triggers to experience a thing that didn't actually happen For sure Like you could have woke like Part of your body could have been awake and the other part's still dreaming like it's something that happens It sucks because it's like a thing that's associated with like the most vulnerable like conscious part of your day And it's and it's like, you know, of course somebody that would be stalking you or trying to Experiment upon you or take you or capture you would would come at you at that time, but it's also like the excuse

You know what I mean? Sure. Well, that's I mean I think every story has the the inherent flaw of like You know, no one can prove any of it. It's so it's so paranormal I hear that and so strange that it's like well, you just have to accept it as a as a spooky story Right, that's that's the only way to look at it There is I love the alien angle though to me that's fascinating that like starts as a goat story But the minute I started reading I was like math is gonna say this is aliens

I know because it fits. It fits. Yeah, it does It doesn't right like usually it's not like multiple families in the same room, right? Maybe but I don't know Well, the though there are plenty of abduction stories where there are multiple people in the room And they only abduct one of them, but they put everybody into like a frozen. I just mean more like Other people who lived in this house have the same. Oh, well, oh again, um, and this is why I uh, There's the part of the reality aspect of it for me is because a lot of times where ghost activity is There's also alien activity skin watcher skin walker ranch

Which we are going to cover at some point is a good example of a flap of where a lot of similar creepy things Cryptids are similar cryptids tend to show up in areas where aliens are seen and ghosts are seen in If you think in reality as you will exactly we got one more harder We got one more submission, but he gives us a bunch of stories We're only going to read one of them and he told us which one he wants us to read So we're going to give the intro We're going to read one of the stories out of the four that are on here And then we'll wrap this particular episode up for the night works for me this

This is stories from zakatlan, mexico by uh, chineguerra rara, I guess that's my attempt at spanish as Mexicanizing how you say it What the hell did you say? Chineguerra rara Chineguerra rara, you know, I'm just trying to be fancy Nice twirls Yeah, thank you First let me apologize for any mistakes on my english. It's not my native language. Don't worry about it, man

It's not my neither is mine. Don't worry. Yeah, it's none of ours background back in 2008 I lived with my sister her husband and my nephews on the town of zakatlan in the state of Puebla central state My sister and her husband had a marketing business They normally operated on the big city of Puebla But decided to move to the more quiet and easy going town of zakatlan to have their third child Around that time I was enjoying a sabbatical year after finishing high school because I was still not sure Right because I was still not sure I wanted to study in college. I ended up studying law and getting a law degree. Congratulations

That's very difficult to do and takes a lot of uh practice and study So my sister offered me to live with her and her family and work on uh at an internet cafe a cyber cafe I think they're called in the us Do we have I'm trying to think do we even have internet cafes or any more? Yeah Yeah, there's one there's one by the office that I used to be they're very popular in uh Asia korea The office is very it's like in a very asian area So I can definitely see how it would be popular like just a cyber lab on uh, subpoveda

Yeah, there you go Go live with her and her family and work out the on at the internet cafe that she had open in the town I said yes and promptly moved with them to a nice house. They were renting The house is two was two stories with a guest room With a bathroom on the first floor my room in three rooms for aliens our ghosts Yeah, in three rooms on the second floor one for my sister and her husband one for my two Nephews and one for the baby that was on the way plus stuff like a living room kitchen bathroom, etc You want to know a spoopy fact about the house my family was renting the answer is yes, I do

The street it was located is called el nigromante translation to english the necromancer That is totally true. By the way, that is exactly what that is. What a wild name for his street Mind you the name has nothing to do with black magic or raising the dead But is named in honor of the mexican poet writer journalist lawyer and politician Ignacio Ramirez who will live from 1818 to 1879 who used to sign his journalistic investigations with the alias of El nigromante He digs up those dead stories. It brings up. I love it. Yes. That's awesome. I love it Zacatlán as I said before is a small town of around 30,000 people

It's located on the north state of puebla right on the middle of a mountain range sierra North state of puebla next to a small canyon The town is known in mexico for its production of apples and cider along with their clock construction Apparently the first ever latin american clock. It sounds it does. It sounds great It definitely sounds like somewhere in the northeast united states. It's like, oh Welcome come on over. We made you cider There's an apple we're making millions. There's an apple go do a show there where i'm at right now God damn. I had a burrito that they had that was made of as like apple pie

Of course you did that was fried. You have had so many burritos stuffed with random things. Send me this information It's during it's during harvest. We have to go back. I still have a I still have an unopened jar of apple pumpkin butter in my in my cabinet Oh, I have a back when I lived in Rhode Island There was I used to go to places that sold their own like homemade apple butter I want to go to apple harvest and get i'm so hungry. No, that sounds amazing. You think you're coming You're you think it's is it mean of me to make dominoes deliver me some pizza during a snowstorm Uh, I mean, are you gonna tip if I tip them really well, of course. I am then good All right, cool. I might do that after this. Anyway, let's back to zacket lawn. This ghost is gonna haunt your ass

Just uh, uh, mr. He can take he can you can live with uh, harold the doll. Yeah, take over harold the doll like I'm a real Because of its location on the mountain zacket lawn has seasons with a lot of mist Most of the time it's manageable But some days visibility gets really bad to the point that some fellow gamers would probably think of silent hill when visiting the town That's cool. I'm into it Because uh, it's a small town in the middle of the mountain the citizens had a lot of local folk tales

Most of them Most of the the local tales talk about la yaronah Duendes brujas and nachuelas a bunch of witches Yeah, a bunch of witches I have to man when la yaronah the movie was coming out every day It was just a flood of hey guys. Have you seen the movie's coming out? Glad it's done. Is it good my family first? No god. No, of course. It's not good Worth a shot. It's part of the conjuring universe

Oh, no Yes, it's all part. They have a cinematic conjuring universe. I gotta watch all these movies. This is so stupid messed up. I hate that I hate that so much For his part uh for my part rather talking in his in his voice I don't really believe in paranormal things like ghosts aliens, etc So I'll I try to offer some plausible logical explanations to the things my family and me experienced while living in that house We're going to read a quick one. It's a paragraph and then the second one Which is the main story and we're going to ignore the other two which we may come back to another time

The first story is short called the dancing banana This one is stupid, but my sister insists this was somewhat relevant Originally the table on the living room had a decoration of a basket full of ceramic fruits And on top of them was a ceramic banana So one day while my grandmother was visiting the family just a few weeks after we moved to the house She was on the living room chatting with she was in the living room chatting with my sister And the cleaning lady when suddenly the ceramic banana started rock rocking up and down like a cradle without anyone touching it My grandma apparently laughed about the matter calling

Saying look even the banana wants to chat with us and my sister and the cleaning lady laughed with her. What after She sounds like she's down man. My grandma my great-grandmother is very similar She has a couple ghost stories and she's just like hey, whatever That's what happens when you go when you gone through too much shit in your life You just like stop caring about shit. You're like, yeah, I saw like five. Why we should yeah, exactly Okay, you got to listen to you. I shot frankenstein in the head. So what then I had then I had much It was great After a few seconds the banana stopped moving and they continued the conversation without thinking much about it

My sister only thought back to this after the other things that happened in the house Logical explanation he posits maybe a big truck went through the street and vibrations made the banana quote dance Unquote or a small and perceptible little earthquake or movement at the table. See I appreciate that's a very logical explanation to Simply a rocking banana. I don't see that happening, but I'll take it The next one is called the weird shadow. He also says math This if you have time to read one make this one. So this is the one we're choosing by his direction I don't know why I haven't read it yet. So we'll see. Okay This is the only event that happened directly to me at the house

And as of now is the only paranormal thing I have ever experienced One night after a couple of months living on the town My sister and I were walking home after getting some dinner My brother-in-law had taken my nephews to visit their grandparents in another city So we didn't have a car to move around It was around 11 p.m. And there was a lot of mist and visibility was super poor But the house was only like four blocks away The streets were empty and my sis and me were just chatting about our day and laughing about random shit

When we reached the last block before reaching our home. We noticed that there is a person walking from the opposite side of the street I could only see a shadow But from what I could figure out that it had a typical rancher hat and looked bulky like wearing a big jacket Anyway, as we started to get close and my sister suddenly goes quiet Even though we were laughing with no care just a few seconds before I also go quiet Suddenly when the guy is like half a block away. I noticed that I can't see his legs That was super weird, but I figure that it's just a trick of the light

The guy was clearly not floating as he wasn't pushing himself on a wheelchair or a bike He was moving his arms in a body in a way that indicated that he was walking. I just couldn't see his legs I think to myself that when he gets closer, I'll be able to see the legs And I'm just going to say buenos noches like a good mexican gentleman And he is going to say buenos noches back But when I got less than a meter away from him I completely freaked out because even at that distance I could not see his legs and the rest of his body was simply just a shadow

I could see the outline of his body his arms his hat But couldn't see a face or any detail except a shadow in the mist in the absence of his lower half I locked eyes away from him looking directly to my own feet while he passed right next to me I didn't even dare to say buenos noches because I was paralyzed with fear I just keep walking next to my sister. He didn't say buenos noches either My sister and I reached the door to our house. She quickly opened it and we got inside at that moment I decided to look up at her and ask her. Hey, did you notice that that guy had any legs? She said

No, he didn't have any she said we decided to sleep on the living room with the lights on that night Non-paranormal explanation. I've been thinking hard on this one But the best explanation I have that I've come up with is that between the heavy mist and the street lamps light There was a kind of optical illusion that made me that made it look like this guy didn't have any legs That or he was really using some really good camo pants Dude, this one rings. This one rings true to me Wouldn't it be Well, I'm like, all right, never mind. I'm not gonna ruin this for you guys

Please I just had a really similar situation to this It's like my one real ghost sighting that I've seen that I like think was a real ghost Where the horse wasn't the real one what The horse that you saw the horse. I'm like there's a million things that could be you know what I mean Like just seeing a horse from like a hundred yards away or whatever But I walked out of my grandmother's house into the hallway one time coming from the bathroom into like a perpendicular hallway And the hallway continues around a corner into like a living like a like a den

Room in the back of the house And I turned to my right as I walked out of the bathroom and I saw like a man's shape Just walk around the corner fully like a black Shape in the in the in the shape of a man that like walked around the corner And I was like so freaked out by it that I like followed it and there was nothing there that's man uh Can I blow your minds? Can I like propose something amazing?

I'm ready. Wouldn't it all right. So they passed each other, right? Yeah Go look at that photo of the fog look at the lighting. Wouldn't it be great if what really happened was He saw his own shadow And was terrified as he approached it like sort of evened out and got closer and closer And then because he was too afraid to say Buenos noches to the shadow that he just like say Buenos noches either Yeah, the shadow didn't say Buenos noches back and then they like they passed and he's like you see that You see that person and it was literally just him the entire time that'd be a great that'd be a great twist

I propose it for future episodes of that jonathan freak show That was just your shadow. It is so foggy though, right? Like jeez man. It's your shadow It's just a shadow. Have you ever seen a strange? No, just made it up and it was a shadow shadow writers We got you that one was fake Well, that's another reader stories in the books gentlemen, I love them. I love all these stories. They're all good. They're good Here's the thing. It doesn't matter if I believe them or not. They're all good stories Yeah, they're absolutely super. I love a little like dramatic uh

sort of like, uh License everybody takes with the stories. I I really dig I just love it Keep them coming. I we're definitely want to do more of this kind of thing in the future for sure I'm down if you have like stories where you bang the ghost. Let me know What was that ghost like? Give me a little jesse mark or next to it. Yeah, we'll get him out there to say this story is for jesse I once had a sex with a ghost. I had a sex I had a sex with a ghost

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