Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 42 - Cicada 3301
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And welcome, welcome to the next episode.
Episode 42 of Chiluminati Podcast.
As always, I am one of your three hosts, Mike Martin,
and joined by my other two co-hosts, Alex Fosyane,
who are still not particularly comfortable you not having a beard.
It's coming back pretty pretty quickly.
It does come back very quickly for you anyway, unlike me.
Yeah, I'm pushing it out every day.
You got that borderline like when you go real low
and you just go like a mustache, you kind of got like
you're still very welcoming looking,
but you're like borderline serial killer.
I know I there's there's people
who are much less polite about that on this Internet.
I just and obviously our other co-host, Jesse Cox,
who did not shave his beard and who I don't think I have ever,
ever, ever seen in my whole like six years,
no one you know without a beard.
I think the last time I didn't have a beard was 2010.
Maybe. Yeah. Maybe.
What do you think?
What do you what do you think?
What are the what's the over under on you going to like another smooth face?
Um, maybe for my wedding day.
OK, yeah, I figure I like that's appropriate,
but I'd have to marry someone who wants to be with me.
And that person probably is down for the beard, so might not happen.
And preferably who makes delicious homemade tortillas.
Here's the thing.
Look, if there is a just like a sweet, I'm going to say 60 plus
little Mexican woman out there who's just like wants to make me fresh homemade tortillas.
And then I just come home every day, but I come home.
I mean, leave the room where I record downstairs.
Yeah.
Then we just like hold each other and she feeds me delicious tacos.
Oh my God.
That's the great image of you being created like a baby.
She's stroking the top of your head while the other hand feeding you tortillas.
Oh, that sounds gonna be OK, baby.
Perfect.
Oh, yeah.
Then we'll watch like Netflix shows when Netflix and chill.
But by chill, I mean literal will just like drink horchata and have the best life ever.
True love.
Yeah, true love comes in all packages, all sizes.
Yeah, it's true.
All all people just put it out there with each other.
I love that.
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We've got a big announcement to make for a couple of years.
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Mr. Fasciani.
Oh, OK.
All right.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
I know that I swore off doing modern Internet mysteries because they're crazy
and they're always insane and really weird in favor of better older legacy
mysteries like the giant JFK thing I'm about to do.
I mean, and I'm going to still do that, but since we needed another episode
or two in the can before diving like whole dick into the Skinwalker Ranch,
which we're going to do soon.
No, we're on our way right here, boys.
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And then you look like a Skinwalker.
All right, but because of that, because we have this extra little
nugget of time, I figured, you know what, why not take one last ride
about around this weird cyber mystery block?
And I and I'm going to do it with with probably the most famous
of these mysteries that you of all of them.
And but one that I think most people don't know the whole deal with.
So I'm just going to say it.
Say it with me if you know it at home, Cicada 3301.
I have.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I'm sure everybody's heard of this.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I'm basing this, for example, just to give you an idea of how big
this one is, I'm basing this episode or episodes depending on how long
we go off of a Rolling Stone article.
Okay.
So it was like a major magazine article by David Kushner, January of 2015.
And stuff has happened since then, but I'll let you know about that
as we get there before we move forward.
Just like all I know about Cicada is like it was maybe a recruitment
program for something.
Yes.
And that's it.
That's all I know.
That's kind of that's yeah.
Oh, it's considered to be the first major ARG.
Yeah.
It's like it's like a sense.
It's like the first one that's like, is this an ARG?
You know what I mean?
Like it.
Yeah.
And basically it's it's super crazy.
It's super neat and it goes a lot deeper than people realize.
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That's what I say.
It's story time again.
This time the story starts with two 15 year old boys called
Marcus and Tech.
That's worries me.
This is a worrying beginning.
Yeah.
So back in the first few days of January of 2012, when all of
this got started, this guy Marcus, he was like a sheltered
kind of homeschool style kid.
He literally was a Boy Scout.
He followed the rules like down to the letter and he was literally
what he would literally was a Boy Scout like actually in nature
Boy Scout, not just like how Captain America is a Boy Scout,
but like he was like one project away from hitting Eagle Scout.
Just to give you an idea of the type of guy that he is and then
Tech, that is not that guy's real name, but he's like super
serious about anonymity.
He was a high school nerd at the time.
He was the webmaster for his campus newspaper and he coded
like little weird projects on the side.
So both young, but you know, a little bit more like because
Marcus was homeschooled.
He had the ability to just sort of like do whatever even though
his parents really didn't let him like fuck around online that
much because he was still pretty young.
15 is pretty young and and Tech's the same way, but he had a
more traditional high school career, but either way between
January 5th and January 7th of 2012, both of them came across
an image that was making the rounds on 4chan that was literally
just white font on a black background and it just read like
this.
Hello, we are looking for highly intelligent individuals to
find them.
We have devised a test.
There is a message hidden in this image find it and it will
lead you on the road to finding us.
We look forward to meeting the few that will make it all the
way through.
Good luck.
3301.
Okay.
So that was the first point of contact for this mystery.
Marcus joined the IRC chat about it like almost immediately,
but Tech, you know, he was a little more nervous about just
jumping right into something from 4chan.
4chan has a bad reputation.
I want to point out because they said it in his article that
he called it the chamber pot of the internet, which I thought
was a hilarious thing.
It's not important, but I just thought it was funny.
But anyway, Tech saw someone on the IRC chat, which I don't
know if you guys know what IRC is, but back in the day, it
was a lot more prevalent than it is now.
It's kind of like the precursor to like your discords and your
sky.
What is the, what is the internet relayed chat?
I think.
Yeah, something like that.
It's like a giant dynamic chat room basically that is based
around like topics like rooms are created around hashtags
basically also just for the sake of if we're going to talk
about, you know, things like this, ARG is either an alternate
or altered or whatever the case may be reality game.
And the whole point is that it's something where you and many
other people get together to solve a riddle that is it takes
place in, you know, the real world, but is not a real thing.
Maybe maybe a great example is a game that came out several
years ago.
They made an alternate reality game where the result was you
literally had to go to an island off the coast of Seattle and
go dig up a thing that gave you an answer that led you to
another clue.
So like they do this all the time.
I think Fortnite was another one that did it.
Yeah, I did it like there's always like an element of fun to
them.
They're very romantic like people really enjoy doing them.
Right.
And a lot of the time they are a advertisement for something
like above everything.
The Joker in the Batman, the Dark Knight, the Joker had an
ARG game.
Yeah.
Halo 2 had one like a bunch of a bunch of things had AI.
The movie was like the first big like advertising campaign
that worked like that.
But so Tech on this IRC, he saw some people talking about that
terrorists sometimes would hide notes in image files and he
opened the trailhead image, which said to find the hidden
image in a notepad and he got an image.
He got he got a message inside of the image opened in notepad
which said in in like old Roman script, Tiberius Claudius
Caesar says and then just like gobbledygook ciphertext and
he took this clue to mean that he needed to use the
Caesar cipher, which if you don't know what that is, it's
basically I think we talked about this before.
It's basically like a symbol substitution cipher.
So if you imagine like two alphabets sitting on top of each
other and then you shift it a number of times so that like
if you shift it three times right a becomes D right or a
becomes E and you shift the whole alphabet along that same
shift and that's basically how a Caesar cipher works.
If you can't figure that out from my verbal explanation, just
look it up.
It's very simple.
You'll get it in a second, but that's how you that's what
he that's what he kind of guessed this meant and then
he realized that Tiberius Claudius Caesar was the fourth
Emperor of Rome.
So he did a shift of four and suddenly when he applied that
to this ciphertext instead of looking at gobbledygook, he got
a URL which in turn led him to another web page that had a
picture of a wooden duck on it and another creepy message
which said, whoops, just decoys this way.
Looks like you can't get guess how to get the message out.
Okay, and it was at this point that he started to get more
involved.
This is tech.
I'm talking about again.
This is at this point he started getting more involved in
the IRC channel himself and once he found Marcus who was also
working on this puzzle independently and realized that
like, you know, these two guys were operating on a level.
They like knew their shit a lot better than a lot of the other
people on there who are more like goobers who were just sort
of like repeating shit and messing stuff up for people.
They eventually moved their like solving effort off of the main
IRC chat and into a private one with about 10 people in it that
was called hashtag decipher and they all and this was a lot
more organized and a lot more personal and a lot more like
efficient.
Now these other characters besides Marcus and tech don't
really come into the story as I saw it very much but it is worth
getting into how this article describes this guy John Hendrick
Gutorm from Norway.
He's like a 26 year old stage tech for like rock shows and
stuff but it's like near the Arctic Circle and he was he was
quoted as saying if you ask someone to hear what he does he
says fishing and fucking and in the winter less fishing.
So I like this guy.
He's a fun part of this article for me.
But anyway this is the point where the article explains what
ARGs are which we already kind of did and then the president
for secret organizations you doing this type of thing which
they're you know theoretically doing here which is recruiting
new blood with online ciphers.
So in addition to ARGs which are sort of like this very
entertainment based version of this type of communication
right Alan Turing who you know from the what was the name of
the Oscar movie with Fred what's the guy's name.
Oh I can't remember the name of it.
It's it's Benedict Cumberbatch is in the movie.
It's about Alan Turing.
Yeah I know you guys like that war movie.
I cannot remember.
Yeah he made that he made the enigma machine basically but
he used an insanely hard crossword puzzle as a recruiting
tool for code breakers during World War 2 and in
2004 there was a billboard in Silicon Valley that popped up
that Google put out that just said first first 10-digit
prime found in consecutive digits of e.com which if you solve
that it leads to seven million four hundred twenty seven
or seven billion four hundred twenty seven million four
hundred sixty six thousand three hundred ninety one dot
com which led to another math problem which actually led to
a Google Labs page which said one thing we learned while
building Google is that it's easier to find what you're
looking for if it comes looking for you what we're looking
for are the best engineers in the world and here you are.
So you could see how this could work as a legitimate
recruiting tool that's actually very interesting I did not
know Google did that.
Yeah also the NSA has done stuff like this the Navy the CIA
British intelligence GCH Q the like government communication
headquarters or something I think that's what they're called
they've all run or plan to run similar things like this but
none of them have claimed responsibility for 33 oh one
and in fact all of them have denied being involved with
33 oh one in any way.
But anyway.
Hashtag decipher this group that they made was now on the case
and after looking at a clue again.
You know the clue that we just got that said you can't guess
how to get the message out they found this destegging program
called out guests and steganography is the practice of
hiding images inside of images through various means and so
this is a software that decrypts these images automatically
and it led them when they did this with the duck image it
led them to a thing that said here is a book code and then
it was followed by 75 pairs of numbers in the format number
colon number like one colon 20 or 3 colon 5 or 2 colon 3 and
this got the group thinking about another classic cipher
that's almost as almost as ubiquitous as a Caesar cipher
but it's named after a 16th century French diplomat who
is called blaze division air who is famous for using coordinates
just like these ones which pointed to specific letters and
specific books if you can imagine you have a book like say
it's the Bible and I have the same Bible and I make like a
little key to like oh like line 10 word for position 3 or
whatever that's like a letter and if you don't know what book
it is that's like an unbreakable cipher and it only works with
that like the Bible for example if you have a different
printing like the 1926 printing versus the 1901 printing
right it will not match up you want any variations of any
variations of formatting or just like text that misaligned
everything it has to be the exact same so nowadays when people
use it a lot of the time it'll be like cipher text that you
just take out of like a paceman and put it in but the traditional
but the traditional form is like books and it's freaking
old school style yeah which is awesome so along with the book
with the book code came a link to a post on Reddit but instead
of a book as you would expect it to be it was just a bunch of
letters and dashes and dots and there was the word welcome in
English and a picture of a welcome mat and then it said
problems and then there was this like weird like jacked up
picture of like some medieval art like a tapestry or a painting
or something like that and this really like stumped people
but then luckily I don't know how this is possible but this
guy tech he apparently learned in fourth grade that the dots
and dashes were some type of my enumeral system.
I don't know that's what he said he said he solved it he said
it was a my enumeral system they ran the pictures throughout
guests and they got a PGP encryption key which if you
know what that is it's I think it's called like pretty good
privacy or something like that is the company but it's a way
to verify that messages are from the person that they say
they're from okay that makes sense it's like a way that if
you have that key you can like run it and be like yes this
is this is a verified thing you can take this like ciphertext
and put it in and then as long as that's there and then it
comes back good through the encryption that's how throughout
this entire thing they've been able to verify that all the
pieces of communication that say they are from.
Cicada are actually from Cicada that's yeah that makes sense.
So that's where they got that from.
And it was in this key text that Marcus the other guy found
the phrase Cicada 3301 which he initially figured was the
group's name that's where he got that whole idea from plus
a couple other things that we'll get into in a second.
But the problems section with the medieval art was even more
weird because it said when you put it through outcast it said
the key has always been right in front of your eyes this isn't
the quest for the holy grail stop making it more difficult
than it is good luck 3301.
And at this point they were at an impasse for a minute they
couldn't figure it out.
But luckily that dude from Norway he came in clutch as a
pattern expert and while he did eventually end up solving
this using the my numeral system that Marcus figured out as a
guide just for my own enjoyment and yours I want to share that
he was also quoted as saying I have a gift to find patterns
where there aren't obvious patterns so you could almost
call me a schizophrenic which I don't think is accurate but
this guy to me is like no I don't think that is accurate
representation of what schizophrenia is I love this guy
he's he's crazy it just seems like it really seems like so far
up to where you were up to this point the little hints that
you've put it really seems like whatever there is this group
is trying to do they're like trying to put together like
the nerd Avengers yeah they're just trying to get like the
smartest people because like that line that you said early on
is like you can't get the message out yourself for me was
like oh that means they want to they need a group to work
together I don't know if that's exactly how it went down or
how it is but with how you like you saying they pulled like
ten ten people went off and did their own thing and then they
like were hyper hyper focused on making this work do they have
to as anyone ever checked the timestamps of these things
Mike Mike so curious about how you can imagine if we let's say
the three of us were setting up an ARG right yeah which by
the way one day I'd love to do lead to the release of
electromagnetic push that is dangerous so but but but the
idea is like okay we set up thing number one we have no idea
how long it's going to take people we have no idea if people
will find it we have no idea any of it but because we don't
know we have to set up phase number two and then phase number
three so I'm curious if there are timestamps or there's some
way of knowing was all the stuff that you've heard so far and
all the stuff you're gonna hear already done and ready to go
and just sitting there across 4chan and Reddit and websites
and all this stuff was it always just there in the background
or was it slowly put up over time yeah so DM style improv
as the yeah so or so according to this so according to the
PGP verifier you can track the the dates of things and everything
up to this point yes was already there because as as you as
will become very clear in a second this was all done in a
very short time everything that I'm explaining to you right
now this all happened very very quickly but like like I'm
saying like I'm about to say that this this Norwegian guy
he actually had to go to the docked he had to go to an
ophthalmologist because he was looking at his four monitors
so long that his eyes literally went cock-eyed Jesus but this
was in the first like this was less than a week after these
things were initially found I'm saying I'm talking in the in
the realm of like days a day or so so anyway so that so the
text decoded to something about King Arthur it was like text
about King Arthur when they googled it it led them to a
selection from this like sort of like historical text it's like
a collection of early British pros that's known as the big
Mabinogian and within that this was a Welsh romance called
the Lady of the Fountain was this that's what this text was
from so that that's about a night that's too busy being cool
and doing night shit to worry about his girlfriend and so
she leaves it well it sucks for her she had a sweet night
boyfriend but once they had that go away that's like the shield
night anime but what was I gonna say oh yeah so they had the
text they put it in and here's like a little blip from Marcus's
notes showing how they used to solve the book code just in
case anybody's having trouble figuring that out the first
code is one colon 20 taking the 20th character of the first
line of decoded text we get a C continuing with the second
line 2 3 and a is found and so on and so forth eventually
this led to a complete cipher text solution which read
call us at telephone number 214-390-9608 okay and at this
point hashtag decipher the IRC group they're totally
wigging out this is very scary they're afraid to call this
number tech said he felt like he was a national treasure
literally they were all staying up late they were doing 30
hour days it had only been a couple days at this point like
I said started sketching tech out a little bit and he was
beginning to feel a little unsure of everything but
nevertheless they called the number which has a Dallas area
code by the way and they got a computerized voice which gave
them another clue which said this very good you have done
well there are three prime numbers associated with the
original final dot jpeg image 3301 is one of them you will
have to find the other two multiply all three of these
numbers together and add a dot com to find the next step good
luck goodbye so looking back over their clues they realized
that final dot jpeg was the name of the original trailhead
post that was going around 4chan and after realizing that
it's pixel dimensions which was 509 by 503 are both prime
numbers they multiplied all those numbers together to get
8,845,145,127 dot com which led to the first imagery we ever
got of an actual cicada in any of this and a running countdown
clock which I think speaks to what you were talking about
Jesse which said patience is a virtue check back at 17 o'clock
on Monday January 9th 2012 UTC which our time window at the
beginning of this was January 5th to 7th somewhere in there
is where this started so they reached the end of this and
there was still like and there was only like a day or so between
when they were done with what they were doing and they they
really like ripped through that shit I mean it was a global
coordinated effort but yeah they like chewed that shit right
the fuck up which anybody who's ever run a game like this will
tell you like you will you can never estimate how fucking
quick people can chew through this shit and you'll never
guess what type of dumb shit people can get stuck on for a year
right so there was a really tense day you know just to give
me an idea you know this was very much like a movie like
imagine like this happened the way that you would imagine it
in a written movie like one day they're doing this they're
like talking to people all over line this like crazy guy from
the Arctic who's like I'm a schizophrenic is like solving
puzzles you're getting stuff in front of his four monitors
just seeing the matrix like you said yeah there's a timer
you're like that's tomorrow what the fuck this all really
happened this is all like verifiable this really is like
a I read an article yeah I very much remember this happening
on the Internet I don't remember the details because I just
didn't look into them at the time yeah so this day passes
everybody sweating their tits off it's totally crazy they
refresh right at noon or whatever time it was 17 o'clock
Monday January 9th and they found something even crazier than
what they expected to find which was 13 pairs of geographical
coordinates seemingly leading to real locations all over the
globe and the simple command to find our symbols at the
locations nearest you now when this happened this is when shit
exploded because instead of being a thing that 10 people
can quietly work on on the Internet because this was on
a website and they you know are clicking this shit now
everybody has these coordinates all over the world you know
what I mean locations are spread across four continents
everywhere from a rural road on the North Shore of Oahu to a
busy intersection in Seoul Korea to like a weird alleyway next
to the University of Warsaw and Poland there was like people
everywhere going to all these places Arkansas Paris people
were like just going around and everywhere that they would go
they would find these posters that were like taped up and they
were on just like printer paper and it was this sort of creepy
looking like sort of bit crushed image of a cicada top half
of the page and a QR code on the bottom half of the page and if
you can imagine going and being like this can't be real and
then going out and finding that shit pretty fucking wild stuff
I don't know if that you've ever done anything like that before
but I'll tell you is I have never done an ARG simply because
none are really near around me that I get hype I get hype even
when I find a geocache you know what I mean like fair even if
I even if I'm just like it's there it's there I found it like
it's a good feeling to find treasure so that that that rush
of you see to the treasure hunt the question is where is this
all going to lead I know right so but but it does lead somewhere
trust me so tons of strangers trusted you before Fosse on a
I never let you down tons of strangers crowd source trips to
the coordinates start finding posters Marcus is like already
on his parents bad side because he's not sleeping he's
forgetting to eat dinner he's not doing his homework like he
normally does tech is like afraid he's going to like show up
somewhere and get murdered by a stab monster none of them
now neither techno Marcus were able to actually go anywhere
and do anything but that didn't stop them from examining the
actual pictures that showed up online and eventually their
group found that all of the QR codes either pointed to one of
two new book ciphers okay the first one used the encyclopedia
Britannica 11th edition and the other used a poem called a
grippa by William Gibson who have you know who that is you
should read some of his books is a great sci-fi author if you
listen to show you'll probably be really interested in some of
the stuff that he's written and just in case you're wondering
he too has also denied involvement in these events in any
way he's still alive or at least he was in 2015 I'm not sure
if he is now and also this isn't really relevant but speaking
of the poem a grippa I just thought this was cool a grippa
was originally only distributed on floppy disk and once
somebody put it into a computer to read it one time it would
then it encrypt itself so nobody else could ever read it so
which is like a cool little thing but you know kind of
explains why maybe people were like could do this did you
yeah yeah it fits past similar kind of vibe but also it started
to seem like 3301 themselves were getting a little cheese
off because of how people were treating this thing like an
ARG and solving it online as a group for fun. How dare you
treat this thing the way it presented to you. Well I think
they really intended people to take it seriously and they
were kind of getting annoyed that like it was this huge global
group effort that was like fun because both of the clues had
this other warning with it that said you've shared too much at
this point we want the best not the followers thus only the
first few there will receive the prize or something like that
is what it said okay okay so at this point the freakiness of
this thing is starting to hit like max levels. Even beyond
not trusting cicada solvers are starting to become cautious of
each other people are starting to drop out of the search so
that the the IRC group that they had is like getting a little
smaller like the little private one. Yeah just to give you an
idea of how weird things were getting there was another there
was a Chilean prodigy child in the group who was called
Joaquin who had worked hard to preserve his identity and he
got a call that was like an emergency test tone on his
phone at like 2am and he said like I know he said that got me
so paranoid so I had a contingency plan with a friend
where if I disappeared I would try to leave behind evidence
like this dude was like fucking scared so it also got so
competitive at this point right that decipher started making
fake clues to start throwing other groups off because they
really wanted to win this thing and eventually they got so
paranoid that they adopted the slogan everyone except you is
cicada. So just to give you an idea of how fast this evolved
in like this week span or whatever.
From zero conspiracy in a few days. Yeah things were starting
to get pretty fucked up and things hit a fever pitch for
the group when tax got doxxed.
He didn't want to get doxxed that was like his big fear.
He was already very afraid and he got doxxed really affected
him. Yeah but shortly thereafter doesn't matter everything
changed and the entire flow of the story goes away you didn't
expect for a second. Okay about one month later on February
6th Marcus got a personal email from 3301 which said and this
is a kind of a long one it said congratulations your month of
testing has come to an end out of the thousands who attempted
it you are one of only a few who have succeeded there is one
last step although there will not be any hidden codes or secret
messages or physical treasure hunts this last step is only
honesty we have always been honest with you and we expect
you to be honest with us in return. You have all wondered
who we are and so we shall now tell you we are an international
group we have no name we have no symbol we have no membership
rosters we do not have a public website and we do not advertise
ourselves we are a group of individuals who have proven
ourselves much like you have by completing this recruitment
contest and we are drawn together by common beliefs a careful
reading of the text used in the contest would have revealed some
of these beliefs that tyranny and oppression of any kind must
end that censorship is wrong and that privacy is an
inalienable right we are not a hacker group nor are we a
Wears group which if you don't know what that is that's like
people who share Torrance and shit online we do not engage in
illegal activity nor do our members if you are engaged in
illegal activity we ask that you cease any and all illegal
activities or decline membership at this time we will not ask
questions if you decline however if you lie to us we will
find out you are undoubtedly wondering what it is that we
do we are much like a think tank in that our primary focus is
on researching and developing techniques to aid the ideas that
we advocate liberty privacy security and then it ends with
a couple questions says do you believe that every human being
has a right to privacy and anonymity do you believe that
information should be free do you believe that censorship
harms humanity okay that's the email that they wrote and then
Marcus wrote back without a doubt count me in but with one
reservation you have presented two conflicting ideas resistance
of censorship and requirement to refrain from illegal behavior
what of the people who would what of the people who would
censor certain aspects of culture what of the pirates I
believe that there should be no restriction on the sharing
of information do you ask me and the other chosen ones to
cease sharing of copyrighted material thank you for a
life-changing experience.
Did they ever reply.
Well I'll tell you in a second but we have to decide if this
is the end of part one or not.
That's an interesting question we're only like 37 minutes in
we're about at the halfway point.
I mean what the halfway point hit us with the rest you
think you go I think you go tease give us the rest.
All right so he sent that email on February 6 2012 and a few
weeks later on February 28 2012 Marcus gets a reply which was
signed the same PGP just like everything else.
Hello the next step is finally here and it included a username
and it included a password and it included an address on a dark
web site and said welcome.
Apparently 20 other people receive similar messages including
tech and for the most part they all accepted and eventually
ended up in a chat on the dark web with not just each other
but alleged senior members of Cicada itself.
Okay.
Okay.
They explain that they just before we move on yeah yeah me
it's coming off like like anonymous I know they're not
hackers they claim to not be hackers but like like they're
like anonymous except like more up their own ass right that's
how it's coming across like we like to think think tank about
philosophical things that humanity needs like motherfuckers
what are you actually doing.
Yeah I mean if you guys are reading DC Comics right now
out there listeners there's like this event called Leviathan
where this like group is like they they like teleport away
all the intelligence agencies on the earth and like make them
into a sovereign nation that's like dedicated to like rebooting
civilization to make it better for people right and this to me
is like the same idea as that but just like done on like Skype
you know I don't know.
No I'm with you I'm with you.
But yeah so they explained that the organization they were
now a part of came from a group of internet buddies with similar
ideals who started a secret group in the interest of combining
their respective talents to secretly developed kind of the
same way that people made Bitcoin in like sort of like segmented
off groups where you don't know anything you'd more than you
need to to get your part of the job done right like how a heist
works right secret little cells all over the world to further
the causes of anonymity privacy and encryption for free right
it sounds pretty culty but apparently it was fairly practical
like in terms of like what they were trying to do and how
they were trying to do it and it was organized and people just
kept recruiting more and more people until they knew like
like there was people who are like groups of friends who are
bringing each other in and kind of expanding in an organized
way until there's members all over the place that's how they
did the you know the dead drops you know that's how they were
able to do all that stuff and although it has no affiliation
with any government or military various members allegedly are
parts of various organizations often in the field of military
or corporate intelligence from big companies and governments
around the world according to them right okay and also this
is just kind of interesting and not super mysterious but like
all the cicada imagery apparently comes from the fact
that they seek cicadas as nature's cryptographers because
they use a secret code to all the way they communicate with
one another well basically what they do is they don't come out
they only emerge every 13 or 17 years and they are both prime
numbers 13 and 17 and because they do it in this weird
configuration it throws off any predators that would begin to
rely on the cicada for every year they show up at this time
I can get them all yeah so it's like a secret it's like a it's
like a it's like a cipher basically that's that's protecting
cool actually and that's and that's kind of like their whole
philosophy in a nutshell right it's also cool that 13 and 17
prime numbers it's also cool that 3301 is a twin prime number
both forward and backward it's prime number but anyway this
on quote unquote class of cicada solvers that solve this version
of the cicada puzzle which I remind you they say that it's not
always like a cipher that they use to recruit people it just
so happened that they were going for Crip like cryptographers
this time around and so they used this you know method of
doing this this class of 20 or so that included tech and
Marcus was referred with in cicada as brood B dot Oh B lower
case B dot 0 H and they were tasked with working together to
create software that fit the MO of the organization to be
distributed for free online so that's what they're like little
cells mission was right and eventually after collaborating
with these people this led to something they invented that
was called the cicada anonymous key escrow system or cakes which
was a technology that could protect whistleblowers by
automatically disseminating sensitive information to the
masses in the event that this whistleblower fails to check in
by getting shot or kidnapped or put in jail or whatever getting
hurt in some way it's like a failsafe for the information
to get out there and they actually made this technology
right which is pretty crazy the thing was now though that now
that it wasn't like this fun ass puzzle with all this mystery
to it and they were basically just like working as like grunts
and like a human interest charity now people just started
dropping out disappearing fading away which slowly but surely
happened to pretty much everyone in the group even tech that
was part of B dot OH probably because he was already so
wigged out by the whole thing except for Marcus Marcus stayed
he was the only guy there for a long part of it by himself
working on cakes and slowly getting bummed out while
simultaneously communicating with cicada and being like
please recruit more guys I don't know what the hell I need
more people to help me with this this is bullshit I'm like
doing extra homework right I don't want to do this suddenly
you're you're like you said you're kind of just became a cog
in the machine like a group project you know what I mean
where you're not doing anything yeah and so he didn't hear
anything back from them for months but a year on now from
when this originally started now in January of 2013 an anonymous
IRC user there was like basically kind of like a fervor
again because it was like a year anniversary of the cicada thing
so the IRC channels kind of popping off and an anonymous
user popped in and posted a now famous post known as the
warning which started out by saying I was part of what you
call 3301 slash cicada for more than a decade and I'm here to
warn you stay away okay he said he was a foreign military
officer who was scouted by the organization against his like
without his knowledge like they came to him and they've been
like we've been watching you we need you for this goal he
initially found it to be inspiring echoing a lot of the
stuff that the brood B dot oh member said about their ideology
goals for the common good but he also said their beliefs are
almost cultish in nature that they revered quote the global
brain as another type of God and called them a quote religion
disguised as a progressive scientific organization.
Okay so nobody on the regular internet knew whether this was
true or not this was all just stuff that was like this guy
rando came in it was some dude yeah but people like Marcus and
tech you know who were part of this whole thing right found it
pretty disturbing how accurate it was and that sort of gave it
credence in their minds but also they may be suspected that it
was coming from inside the group to sort of trying to scare
people off and show them like no this is not like a game that
you should be playing for fun this is like a fucking real
thing that if you care about it you should focus on right
which I think was a big point of frustration for them as
designers of this thing right it seems like it seems like
that right from the beginning when they're like stop sharing
it yeah but just a few hours after the warning was posted
lo and behold another cicada image one year later was posted
for the first time since the previous February and it read
hello again our search for intelligent and individuals
now continues the first clues hidden within this image find
it and it will lead you on the road to finding us we look
forward to meeting the few that will make it all the way through
good luck thirty three zero one and then this year's puzzle the
twenty thirteen puzzles just as tough as the previous one if
not harder included all types of new things there was a Aleister
Crowley book and if you don't know who he is he's like an
occult weirdo British magician guy who like to have sex with
other people's wives a lot and there was an audio clue that
was like guitar music that like it when you analyze the
frequencies you can like find this hum and like do like a
spectrograph analysis and there was that I never figured
there's like a message in there yeah I don't know that message
said like the in star tunneling to the surface we must shed our
own circumferences find divinity within an emerge right so
things were starting to get a little scarier a little more
like zealot coltie yeah but but other than that everything
was basically going just like the last time there were more
qr posters on telephone polls that type of thing but
eventually people just started saying that they weren't getting
invites even though they'd solve the puzzle they're like I got
to the end and nobody's emailed me or that the people who made
it maybe they were saying like if you did make it maybe you
weren't allowed to say that you made it this time or whatever
and Marcus hadn't heard anything either from from cicada in
the dark web chat for some time at this point
but eventually another guy from the brood that he was in a
guy called sage contacted him and was like somebody contacted
me with a verified message they told us we're laid off they
didn't tell me anything else and then he was like what and he
went back into the dark website and it was gone he couldn't get
back on to it it had been it had been removed
and so that so that was crazy and he just was like oh I guess
it must be over you know nothing came of it this time around
whatever no one knew for sure what was going on but this time
their software though
they made it yeah
they made it Marcus Marcus like largely finished it himself
and no one knew for sure there was a couple experts that were
asked at this point what they thought was happening some guy
said he thought it was like a government agency but then as
he went on he was like actually you know what it's probably
like a company that's trying to find something very specific
and they're just putting on a ruse to like fuck with people
or this other person thought it was probably just a group of
hackers who was like
jacking off basically in a group chat just like fucking genius
we are yeah
but then
one year later again on January 6 2014 almost to the day a
Twitter account called at 1231507051321 made a familiar
looking post with white text on black that read hello epiphany
epiphany is upon you your pilgrimage has begun in light
middle weights right so now we're fully in like crazy town
mode with this third yeah we we've crossed the line this third
year yeah and at this point the article ends okay so this is
where the article was articles from January of 2015
mentions that Marcus like disseminated his code on to the
dark web for people to use because it was like in line with
the
sort of like values of cicada to make it free to anybody who
wanted to like take it and run with it to whatever end right
and
the puzzles this time they were very different
and
they said that
Marcus was kind of working on it again
and that there's people out there that are trying to work on
this like 58 page document of runic script now that's like
really creepy
and
yeah so that's where the article and ended in 2015 but that
is nowhere near
the end of the story basically
there's a wiki that's run by the like
cicada solvers IRC the big
like big main IRC group they have a big nice wiki that tells
you everything that's been happening and like how people
solve different things
and it's like a nice big community resource that people still
update whenever there's anything
but that year
the Twitter puzzle continued with a self-reliance and other
essays by Ralph Waldo Emerson book cipher but then it went
hard left and became a chain of dot onion links
which are like exclusive to tour which is the like dark web
browser
so a lot of these have expired but like
this was like next level hard like a new level of crazy
puzzles
these beautiful runic pages sort of trickled out they became a
work known as the library primus that's like an encrypted text
some progress has been made there was like one or two pages
solved
partial solves but nothing new really came from cicada the
next January
in 2015 there was nothing new because people weren't fucking
solving this thing
and so that was the first time since 2012 there was no
communication from them in January and once again everybody
thought it was dead until July
when cicada surfaced again
and they needed to do that to distance themselves from another
organization that started calling themselves cicada 3301
which was hacking Planned Parenthood
was trying to attack Planned Parenthood yeah and so they put
out a message that was like signed with their PGP that was
like some news organizations have recently claimed that 3301 is
tied to the illegal activities of a group that is claim
responsibility for a tax against Planned Parenthood
we do not engage in illegal activities we're not associated
with this group in any way and no one's ever been involved
in illegal activities we're not associated with this group in
any way nor do condone their use of our name number or symbolism
3301 right so then that was in July of 2015
that went on for a while no new puzzle in 2016 but this time
there was a message on the Twitter again encouraging people to
keep solving the library primus even though a page hadn't been
solved in two years and it said
hello the path lies empty epiphany seeks the devoted
library primus is the way its words are the map
its meaning is the road and their numbers are the direction
seek and you will be found good luck 3301 be where false paths
okay so that whole time people have been trying to
solve the library primus including Marcus who originally
solved this whole thing no meaningful advancements have been
made in public at least since but there's been a couple good
documentaries if you ever watch this YouTube channel called
great big story there's like a huge four part
thing that has interviews with all these people in it and stuff
if you want to watch more on it and it's all really interesting
and I think there's another document that's coming out soon
or something like that in life and it's still up right the
problem the puzzle still hasn't been solved as well as you said
publicly no no yeah you if you go to the cicada solvers wiki
it's called uncovering cicada everything is there for you if
you want to go like fuck around with this there's there's
still people trying to do it but there was one more instance
of verified contact with cicada in April of 2017 which was
reported by a new user in the IRC called silent but it was
p s i l y n t one silent one on the cicada solvers IRC
verified here's how he found it he said I was looking for the
last PGP encrypted message from cicada you know the old one
linked from Twitter that said to verify with PGP searched for
seven eight three five oh nine oh F on pace been sorted by date
and there it was I thought it was the same validated it realized
it wasn't the same realized the pace been date and brother
been caught me posting in a discord right it's message was
not super exciting was the same as before it said beware false
paths always verify PGP signature but other than that
that's it cicada mystery both as a puzzle to be solved its
intentions who those people actually were whether or not
anything was actually real or not is unknown but hopefully
one day someone will solve it well it definitely kind of
leaves a lasting impression of like very bizarrely like
amateur cult ish yeah but the the thing is the puzzles are
stumping geniuses number one which is like crazy and then if
you look at these if you look at this runic thing like I'm
gonna just like look up the library primus if you have a
second like yeah pull up images of that of that stuff and just
describe what you see because it's not like the rest of the
puzzles are very like sort of like piecemeal you know they're
very like it's very fancy looking like fantasy writing it
looks like Lord of the Rings writing yeah the library primus
is like a beautifully made like book of runes that has like has
like you know yeah filigree and stuff around it and you and and
the if you go you can look on the on the page I'll give you the
link if you want to show it to people there's there's one that
has there's a couple of the pages that have been solved let me
just drop this here for you oh this is wow this is fascinating
so the first real page of this book when translated says a
warning believe nothing from this book except what you know to
be true test the knowledge find the truth experience your
death do not edit or change this book or the message contained
within either the words or their numbers for all is sacred
yeah what yeah what don't believe it but it's all sacred
yeah and there's there's a few other pages that were like
partially solved you can you can you can look at them I mean a
lot of the text is here that you can read because it's just all
runic but it is like one right here I'll read this one out
welcome welcome pilgrim the great journey toward the end of
all things it is not an easy trip but for those who find their
way here it is a necessary one along the way will find an end
to all struggle and suffering your innocence your illusions
your certainty and your reality ultimately will discover an
end to yourself yeah I mean it's it's pretty it's pretty nutty
and I thought there was only two pages solved fully but I
think that's just because a lot of the other ones it's just
like the meaning is not clear a lot of the text is here solved
but so much there's 56 unsolved pages I guess
of this thing that's crazy I'm just like it's really pretty
and what what little like information that you've been able
to eke out of it with what their intentions are you do you
talk about the God amongst all whatever very much sounds like
collective unconscious like trying to debate or philosophize
what is what is reality what it like losing yourself and end
to self from it makes me think of like you know like ego death
like the end of yourself as an individual and awakening as a
understanding of your own true nature as a human or something
along those lines yeah and the idea that the genuineness of this
is in question to me I'm not questioning that so much like
the idea that there's like a group of people out there that
are like super smart nerds that believe in this stuff and
there this is the way they're expressing themselves seems very
believable to me and I don't yeah I don't believe that it's just
a game somebody made up I think people are serious here but I
just think that they're really serious about who they get
involved and they really I don't know if they've evolved to a
point where they're like you know going beyond the you know
into the metaphysical realms here but there's some crazy
ciphers there's some crazy stuff and I don't know it kind of
like also opens this door to this like great genre of internet
diving that if you haven't done it before you totally should
which is massive worldwide treasure hunts that never ended
I can't imagine how many are actually still like I remember
there was I remember there was some books that were called
like the alchemist Dar or something like that that came out
like 15 or 20 years ago that were like children's books that
were kind of stupid and kind of had like kind of creepy art
but the guy who made them was like an eccentric rich person
and they were like global sensations that like had all these
puzzles and there was one where this guy buried figurines all over
the place and they're still trying to solve that and then
there's a game called masquerade back in the day that a similar
thing and I remember there was like an Atari game or something
that had a similar type of yes I remember the Atari one that
was for adventure maybe or there was like as multiple games
and if you like be each one then you sent it and you're supposed
to get a prize like each game yeah it was like each game was
like a different season or something like that and yeah
they they like it ran out of money before it finished yeah
yeah I remember do you remember the million dollar the million
dollar competition for oh god that psychic game that bombed
on the original Xbox I was supposed to be a trilogy oh yeah
um advent rising yeah advent rising yeah yeah yeah yeah well
that was fun dude cicada like it I didn't know there was more
to cicada because the last I had heard of cicada was around
I guess like that 2015 mark where they fell off and I was like
oh I remember hearing that it was just like it led to nothing
or it was a nothing like a heaping pile of nothing
but I'm I'm actually it's it's I'm interested to see if they
ever if it ever resurfaces anybody ever finishes decoding
what they're supposed to decode maybe this episode will be
the impetus maybe somebody out there maybe somebody out there
is a master code breaker who can come with their with their
Pumbloom lapel thing and solve our code for us
um but I feel like this is the closest and most
realistic origin story that we're ever going to get for
something that's actually close to the real Illuminati
so that's why I chose this and I think that there is a
place for you in this organization if you can find
something of meaning in these pages and if and if you do it
let us know yeah please if you if you find any updates that
you find on on cicada 3301 please let us know this was so
fucking fascinating to me I I can't believe that it's a real
thing it's very exciting that it exists and if you get in
share the podcast with all of cicada 3301 get them into it
yet we may not be the most intelligent thing for them to
listen to since they're all a bunch of hyper geniuses but
a good laugh is good for the soul that's true thank you Alex
for for taking us down that wild ride Jesse is looking like
his mind is slowly unraveling and I'm not sure what's
happening over the past 30 seconds yeah he's read the
lyre primus he understands the secrets of everything I can't
damn this is so infuriating there is a game on steam that
I think it would be amazing if we played but uh it's called
like time something or damn I can't remember the name of it
it is a game that was the premise is very simple you the
player get a letter in the mail that's like hey I need you to
work with me on this thing and it literally starts what this
is if you want to play like a safe version of hacking codes
and cryptology and all the stuff it's a game about that and
it but it also is about UFOs JFK assassination time travel
it's all right I need to come visit LA and we need to play it
so bonkers I played it's in two parts and I played the first
part and I tried to play the second but because the the first
and the second part came out so far apart I forgot all the code
breaking I learned from the first part was like I don't know
how to play this game anymore so I I don't know what it's called
but I know it's the black watchman I played it what now is it the
black watchman no it's literally is it the temporal invasion
the temporal invasion is the name of it yes the temp the temporal
invasion y'all it's crazy but awkward onkers it's so wild
and it's like a very simple not overly complex game where you
scan pictures you resize things you change the color on files
you you literally have to go to the internet and learn
decryption things and run um they make it so you can actually
find stuff so a great example is there's one puzzle where there
was a sound file the sound files like right but if you learn
what the what it is you need to decrypt you can literally go
online and there's a program online that like oh you just
move this there and it like decrypts it or there's one that
is dots and dashes and if you just enter the dots and dashes
into a thing online it'll tell you what it is but it's like so
crazy y'all you need to play it you need to play if this is if
this interests you and you want to do this in a safe thing where
you're not like you know tech worried that someone's going to
call you to him yeah this is for you it's so cool you really
need to I'm I'm 100% in I'm looking at it right now this
looks awesome visit yeah come fly out for a couple days and we
can play that or something it'd be wild it'd be wild to play
hell yeah dudes well thank you Alex for taking us down this
wild rabbit hole of another internet mystery of the
internet and internet mysteries that seem to exist at your
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