Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 57 - Minisode Compilation 3

Episode Date: June 28, 2020

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Don't call them little. Don't do that. Is that creepy? Is that too creepy? No, it's a little. It's super creepy. I thought it was endearing as well. It's like Papa Mike. Yeah, welcome to Papa Mike's, my little Patreon to Lumen Mini, my little friends. He's like Papa John's, but he's nice. He's like Papa John's, but he's not so sweaty. You know what I mean?

Doesn't say the bad words, not so racist. He doesn't say the bad word. He's like a non-racist Papa John's. The biggest, the biggest sell I could ever give you as I'm not racist. Non-racist Papa John's is just a cokehead. That's the problem. Welcome to Lumen Mini, episode nine everybody. And as always, thank you for your support on Patreon. It means a lot. I've got something has happened in the UFO world yet again this week.

And I am extremely excited to talk about it. That's what I'm bringing to the table. I don't know what you boys brought, if anything. I got something for you. All right. I got something for you. Where do you want to start? Who wants to take it away? I'll do it. Let's do it. I'll do it.

Hey, boys, did you hear about the mage UFO crash over in Brazil? I can't imagine this place is actually called mage, right? Well, let me read you this article. The mage. This one's coming from express.co.uk. UFO citing thousands witnessed UFO crash in Brazil amid Google Maps quote cover up. End quote. And we'll see how. Mysterious lights seen by thousands of people in Brazil captured in multiple videos

has sparked a social media frenzy. Video footage showing an alleged UFO crashing in a nearby forest in mage Brazil just north of Rio de Janeiro even led to a trend on Twitter by Wednesday when several people began sharing videos of the glowing lights in the sky. In the videos, blue, red, and yellow orbs can be seen moving around the sky and one video shows the lights arranged in a triangular formation. Stunned residents can be heard trying identifying the lights in the sky before several of the lights appear to land nearby.

Another video shows a group of five illuminated spheres in the night sky, a bizarre visual phenomenon which many people saw. I think I did see a clip of this like on Twitter that somebody tweeted at me, but I don't I don't think I registered exactly what it was. Yeah, that might be what I got pictures of then too now that I think about it. Another video shows a group of five illuminated spheres you already did that many people saw. Other others posted footage of a floating red orb, as well as strange flashing lights in the horizon.

One witness, Andre de Maro tweeted, there are reports that something fell over there in a lake, but it doesn't seem to be a satellite. The numerous videos purportedly showing pulsating ball-shaped objects over the skies of Brazil sparked a flurry of discussions about aliens. However, according to Vice, dozens of the posts on the mage UFO Twitter hashtag disappeared, while on Reddit posts concerning the brazilian UFOs also began to disappear.

UFO enthusiasts then shared a Google Maps link of a forest in mage that sparked claims of a Google Maps cover-up conspiracy. The satellite image revealed a white image glitch in a bizarre shape in a wooded area just north of Rio de Janeiro. A Google spokesperson tried to explain this mysterious phenomenon device, saying, in this case, what people are seeing in the imagery is a reflection that is temporarily overloading the satellite's sensor. Essentially, the sun reflected off the surface of that building

and at just the right angle to briefly blind the satellite. This is a pretty common phenomenon known as saturation or blooming. Witnesses also allegedly heard loud explosions or gunshots near the crash site. That's pretty wild, right? However, the regional fire department and the military police refuted these claims, saying they had not received any calls about the incident. The Brazilian Air Force also told local media that that radar had not picked up any unusual flying objects in the sky.

The city of mage issued a notice stating that it had no information on the matter. Skeptics have tried to explain away the sightings claiming it on skydivers or drones. And that's the story of the mage UFO crash. It's a pretty realistic account, right? I mean, it's happened. What it is, obviously, is up in the air. And again, remember, U-A-P, UFOs all mean just literal, unidentified flying object.

Doesn't necessarily mean aliens. Well, I mean, even the crash, all that stuff, it sounds like what would happen if an alien crashed and it got into a number of numbers. It reminds me of the Phoenix lights incident, except with the crash attached. Yeah. That's what it reminds me of. Because people are seeing different things.

I think people are seeing different numbers of lights. Some are seeing only one, some are seeing five. In the Phoenix lights incident, we will talk about that one day. Also has a ton of people who had wildly different experiences, but everybody saw something. There's even an account of a woman who said she saw a ship the size of a football field hovering maybe 100 feet above her house. This is Phoenix lights specifically.

Dude, there's such a, there's like a Peter Jennings documentary about it that is so goddamn good. We should watch that sometime. I'm down, I'm down. And you know what, when we do Phoenix lights, that's probably something we'll have to watch anyway. So it just reminds me of that. And it's just fascinating because what is it?

It's weird that there's a specific spot that's having a weird blind spot for a satellite. The government's denying it, saying nothing's happened, even though thousands of people saw lights in the sky. Like it's just weird. It's just weird. And it just feels like another one of those moments in this year, 2020, in terms of UFOs, that it's just like,

I feel like this would be bigger if the world wasn't on fire. It's true. It's true. Like a UFO crash with a bunch of people watching. Imagine if they were outside. Yeah. How much crazier that would be. Yeah.

I'm like, that's my story. That's my story. That's all I got. Yeah, I'm all eyeballs emoji about that. I am too. I just want to see what happens because it's such a scary thing. Like the thing, what are the odds that that specific site

has a giant blind spot like on Google Maps? It's all very coincidental, is all I'll say. I mean, it could be. You know, it very well could be. But it's so weird that there's that. And then there's like cops are like, nobody reported anything when I saw shit all over Twitter. Yeah.

We were all getting like shit like that. What are you, Jesse? Where do you? What do you think? I mean, I don't know. I have no thoughts. I think that there's a lot of coincidences, but I also think that, you know,

they're all fascinating coincidences, right? Like why would that one thing be the one spot that they're like, of course it happens all the time. Give us other examples. Yeah, show us. You're going to say that. Show us the similar examples on Google that looks like that. Yep.

Don't just say, oh, that's what happens. Give us the photos. Yep. All right. Well, that's my story, boys. The world of disinformation from the government and acknowledgement of extraterrestrials present here on earth. Continue.

You'll have to see it. And speaking of the government, Jesse, I have something for you guys today. It's not really a news story. It's just like a thing that exists and is real. And if you know about it, great. But if you don't know about it, it's probably going to like kind of blow your mind a little bit. If you know about it, great.

Like if you know about it, it's cool. It's a cool thing. But if you have never heard of this before, it's going to sound like a movie to you, right? OK. So what we're going to talk about today are number stations. OK? OK.

So what a number station is, is it's a shortwave radio station, which means it's like not a long range broadcast. It's like a localized broadcast characterized by broadcasts of formatted numbers. This is all straight out of Wikipedia. I'm just like going right down the thing. But this is a especially interesting rabbit hole to go down. So I just want to make sure we get the basics out of there so you guys can understand what it is.

They are believed to be addressed to intelligence officers, a.k.a. spies, operating in foreign countries. Most identified stations use speech synthesis to vocalize numbers, although digital modes such as phase shift keying and frequency shift keying as well as Morse code transmissions are not uncommon. So it's also saying a lot of them run on time schedules or patterns. Others seem to broadcast at random times. And it doesn't matter what frequency they're set in.

It could be whatever. If you go to the page, there's an example of one that we're going to look at in a little bit more detail in a second. But I'm just going to give you a quick history on them too. The first time we ever used them was in World War I. They transmitted in Morse code. But during the Cold War is when number stations really took off, even though there's still definitely a lot that still are in operation now

and are still broadcasting codes, whatever those codes may be. The Czech Ministry of the Interior and the Swedish Security Service have both acknowledged the use of number stations by Czechoslovakia for espionage. They basically pointed the finger at Czechoslovakia and been like, here is them spying on us in coded ways. And there were even declassified documents from Czechoslovakia proving that. So they're real things?

These are definitely real. We don't know to what extent because obviously they're completely classified things if they are in operation. But there's one really famous one that we're going to talk about today called the E3 Lincolnshire Poacher Station that operated from Cyprus, the island in the Mediterranean, from the mid-70s to June of 2008. So the reason it's called the Lincolnshire Poacher

is because it actually opens and you can listen to it. If you go to the Lincolnshire Poacher Wikipedia page, you can actually listen to a transmission from it. It actually opens with the bars to an English folk song called the Lincolnshire Poacher. And that's its interval signal, which basically announces that it's about to say something, right? Interesting. It's believed to have been operated by the British Secret Intelligence Service.

And Amateur Direction Finding has linked it with the RAF base, which is the Royal Air Force Base, in Arcotiri, Cyprus, where there's a couple curtain antennas that are identified as the transmitter of the Lincolnshire Poacher signal. It consists of an electronically synthesized English accented female voice reading groups of five numbers. That's how it's formatted. Every transmission is some version of that.

The final number in each group was spoken at a higher pitch. You can actually hear it if you just listen to this little broadcast here. It plays the song three or four times and then it gets into it. It goes like zero, two, five, eight, eight, like that. And people think that it was used to communicate, to undercover agents operating in other countries, to be decoded using basically what you use to log into certain websites like an Othi style,

like rotating type of password. Got you. There is an Asian number station of identical format to this one. So if you listen to Lincolnshire Poacher, it's the same thing, but instead of the Lincolnshire Poacher, it uses the song Cherry Ripe. And that one was broadcasted from Australia. And that one you could also listen to on its Wikipedia page. And it's exactly the same thing, from the 70s to 2008.

That one ended in 2009. So those are number stations. They're interesting. They're imagination capturing. They're really cool because you can actually check them out. And I just wanted to name drop further the reading because there's a number station's album called the Connet Project. That's C-O-N-E-T, the Connet Project, which is just recordings of number stations.

And you can find it online. It's like literally five discs of recordings of number stations. And they're all crazy and they're all creepy. And the neatest thing about them is that they're all probably completely real. So have fun with that, friends. Jesus. We got Jesse. OK.

Mine is not in the world of weird. It's in the world of, hey, guys, specifically the two of you. Guys out there in the world. Is this an intervention? Yeah. Right. This is something fascinating that I discovered this week that I figured I'd share. As I almost choked to death on that water, I just drank.

OK. Did men's beards evolve to absorb a punch to the jaw? That is this article. So I'm going to go on a limb and say no. Well, throughout history, flowing beards have been celebrated by cultures around the world as an emblem of social dominance or virility, much like a flowing lion mane. Right. And lion manes were always seen as sort of this big like show for all the lady lions.

Right. But what it also was, as people found out, was the lion's mane protected the cat's throat from lethal rival claws or teeth. Right. It's just like they figure that out over time. So what they were thinking about with this is, OK, men's jaws, men's facial features, over time, you can see the changes as we evolve. And what ended up happening is that a long time ago, they thought, especially like Darwinism,

was like, oh, beards equal like your peacock feathers. Right. And you have like long beard. You can see the logic of feathers. Well, they said, OK. Well, if that's the case there, why can't it be the same that the beard protects you from getting hit? Because it is like hair.

It's there's a cushion there. And so the bigger, puffier the beard, the more cushioning you have. And so what they did, the scientists, is they went and got sheepskin coverings and put it over like replicated man jaws. And they did three samples, furred samples, where the sheep's wool was left as it is full length. They tested the effectiveness of the beard cushioning on impact. And then sheared examples are like, you know, if you shave down a little bit,

do your follicles provide any protection? And then completely plucked as in like just your jaw. And what they did is they used those like strikers, those like heavy industrial weight like, yeah, puncher things. And their idea was, OK, a sheep is not like a perfect analog for beard hair. But by volume, the follicles in the fleece samples are the same as like full beard. So they went in the head and they did this and they dropped this like dyna, dyna, dyna tupped eight, two, five, zero weight impact tester thing.

I don't know what, I don't know what it's called. But basically, furred bundles, these, the, the furred versions, uh, fared best against the weight absorbing nearly 30, like the hairs diffuse the impact absorbed nearly 30 percent more energy than bundles that were sheared or plucked under the machine setting for the impact that damaged all of them. 95 percent of the sheared samples were damaged. Only 45 percent of the furry or bearded examples were cracked or shattered. So basically it's almost a 50 50, whether the beard protects or not,

but it went from 95 cracked to 45 percent cracked. Damn dude. Next time there's one piece of pizza left. We're going rounds straight up hardcore, no gloves. And so basically what they're saying is that while the human jaw and facial features evolved for like combat, especially in men, what really ends up happening is that the beard, the reason why, you know, there's body parts that end up, uh, with hair and without, right? Just the way evolution works.

Um, the beard, why the beard lasts even after your head goes bald is because the beard was designed for like combat in order to like take a punch every now and again is what they're trying to say. And so, uh, they're like, how does it work? Well, the individual fibers likely absorbed energy from the punch and distribute it over the larger surface. Yeah. However, more experiments would be required to precisely explain the mechanisms as to how

this all happens. Get on it. Facial hair can also be widely varied in coarseness, thickness, curl, density, etc. So more studies are needed, but based on what they studied, they're saying that it's designed, human facial hair is designed to take a punch. Just like the lion is designed not to get clawed in the throat. So what I'm saying, I'm growing my body armor. Yeah.

Really is what you're doing. You're not being lazy. No. But not shaving. I'm preparing to defend my honor in the future. I'm not a hairy piece of shit. Really? You're prepared.

Yeah. I'm a fighter. You're a survivor. You're ready. You're ready to go rounds with some dudes. You're a primal warrior. Whatever I want. Yeah.

So it's not just like, which I think is great because I know that we all grew up in that like 80s, 90s period. And I always remember seeing adults as like shaved. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And seeing people now with beards, it's weird that if you look back at the 1800s, uh, 1700s, it's like, yo, beers were, if you had a beard, you were seen as like the guy. People would be like, oh my God, I bet he has eight wives.

It's so weird to see like people like, I don't know, you must be shaving. Like the 1900s hit people like, no, facial hair. I guess maybe because it was considered dirty. Maybe funny how things always come back around though. Yeah. Although I guess it's still considered dirty. Every once in a while, I hear people be like, do you have any idea how much shits in your beard? You know, I clean mine.

I'm not like a grody. Yeah, exactly. You got to clean that puppy up. Just put a little soap on there. What are you guys doing? If you're a beer company. You're going to get punched and you're going to leave dandruff on somebody's hand. What the fuck?

How dare you? Have some self-respect in the ring. Thank you all so much for being allowing us to be able to do these mini so to hope you enjoyed. We'll be back next week with a new one and some new final. Oh, by the way, to follow up on last week's mini so with the whole they were releasing UFO things. Remember how without the government, they pushed it back to today. Didn't happen yet. Yeah.

Yeah, hasn't happened yet. I'm going to let you know it's not going to happen today. Well, the government keeps pushing it back. Not the people who are like pushing for it. So we'll see. Yeah, because it's not going to happen. God damn it. We'll never know.

We'll be back next week. Thank you guys so much for listening. We love you. Goodbye. God damn it. Bye. Bye. So you got to call them suckers, Alec.

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We all got an article today, but Jesse's bringing one to the table that I'm thrilled to talk about. Yo, I'm ready. This is this blew my mind all week. I think we should open with it because God knows how long it'll take for us to talk about it. So Jesse, take it. So, you know, 2020 has been crazy. 2020 has been the year where we're finally, I like that it's 2020 because we're finally seeing things clearly. I love it.

Nice. But we've had UFOs. We've had pandemics. And now we have parallel universes because this week, all over the internet, was plastered articles that said this. Now I'm going to read the headline because I'm just going to let it reveal itself to Alex if he doesn't know this yet. All right.

Researchers cloud that I saw on Twitter. Yes, the vape cloud. Okay. Researchers are perplexed by a fountain of high energy particles erupting from the ice in Antarctica as NASA's Antarctic Impulsive Transient Antenna or Anita is detecting. The phenomenon is the the phenomenon detected is pretty strong is in pretty strong tension with the standard model of physics. The University of Hawaii physics and astronomy professor Peter Gorham said these high particles

energy particles usually arrive from space, but cannot pass through the solid mass of the earth. Yet instead of detecting these particles coming from space or reflecting from the ice, Anita is detecting them coming directly from the ice. Low energy neutrinos per the new scientist says that they can pass through solid matter like the earth, but high energy ones cannot Anita, which is this like like Anita, which is this stratospheric balloon detects cosmic rays and radio and showers, ray showers that will then, you know, they can piece through the radio signals to find all sorts of different stuff bouncing from the ice down below and basically Antarctica

reacts as this huge antenna slash dish that reflects all these radio waves back up. But what they're detecting is that some particles are not being reflected. They're straight up coming from through the ice. Yep. These particles basically like shouldn't exist. Right. They should not be coming up from the earth at all. Anita is detecting these fountains exploding from the ice and they've done so in years past. I think the first time was in 2016 they detected it. The rays, the rays resemble an upside down cosmic ray shower.

What we saw, this is Gorm again, what we saw is something that looks like a cosmic ray as seen from the reflection of the ice sheet, but it simply isn't reflected. It was as if the cosmic ray had come from the ice itself. It's very strange. The phenomenon has been reviewed and more easily digestible explanations have been largely ruled out. So they've basically gone through and all the things they think it could have been are not it, according to the report, which hypothesizes that the particles may have been traveling, get ready for this, back through time, providing theoretical evidence of a parallel universe. Like we're looking at the particles traveling back and forth.

Like they're somehow coming through another timeline. The new scientists explained that the signal requires the existence of a topsy-turvy universe created around the same time as our Big Bang and existing in parallel with us. It is a mirror world where negative is positive, left is right, time runs backwards. Is there any way to explain this to me that will make sense to me? It is a universe made of antimatter rather than matter. So basically these particles are coming through the earth in a way that shouldn't exist and they're saying that overlaid with us is another, like, yes, basically literally the mirror

verse, the like the ob-ed multiple reality thing from community that is overlaid with us, but it's go, but time there goes in reverse. It's like a different version of time is what there's like the time going reverse. What does that mean? Here's the crazy thing. This is the theory that they've like, they haven't ruled out all the other theories that like, can't be this, can't be this, can't be this. This is the one they settled on. What does it mean time runs backwards? Like I do something and it happens before I do it? So basically what they're saying is like, all this stuff is being assessed.

It could be like the movie Tenet that's coming out. Really, I don't know. I just saw the trailer and I was like, oh my. Well, as we were saying before, isn't time just something that is not real anyway and things running backward? We might be able to not be able to comprehend how things actually operate in a world where things run in reverse. What does running backward mean? Like you're watching it reap like as if it already happened forward and it's like we're watching the rewind. That's true because that if it's time's running backwards and that means everything that's already ha like fate doesn't mean fate exists. If time is running backwards,

doesn't that just mean it's running forwards? Well, no, so, so because time is like, it's all a construct of our mind. We see time moving forward because of entropy, right? So our consciousness is at the end and running backwards instead in this other reality? Well, the idea is that it doesn't mean things are going backwards. It just means that the perception of time in that place is like a different concept that's foreign to us. It's like I'm seeing a new color. Yeah, a great example is, you know, some like shrimp can see colors we can't even comprehend. Birds can, you know, like bats can hear sounds like can feel the like we can't, we will never understand that

unless we become that. And the same thing here is we see time through the process of like aging and dying, right? And like how everything around us changes crazy. And so this thing, because this universe is a parallel to ours, matter is antimatter there. And so this also leads to the bleed through of the idea that people wonder how, why is there so much like cosmic void? And the idea is like those are bleed throughs between our two realities is kind of like it's messed up. It's messed up somewhere in an alternate universe. There's scientists with goatees filming this other particle stream that's like, it's going forward. Time is progressing forwards. Yes. Yes. That's wild. First of all, it's hard to comprehend in general, because it's impossible

for us to fully understand without ever truly know, unless you like find that reality and go to it. But like they've gone through every single possible thing they can think of currently. And the one they decided on verbatim, this is what they said. This is crazy to me. This is their thoughts according to the new scientist. The rays resemble an upside down cosmic ray shower. What we saw is something that looked like a cosmic ray as seen in the reflection of the eye sheet, but wasn't reflected. It was coming out of the ice itself. It's a very strange thing. The signal requires the existence of a topsy-turvy universe created in the same big bang as our own and existing in parallel with it. In this mirror world, positive is negative. Left is right. Time

runs backwards. It would be a universe made of antimatter rather than matter. We might even look like everything would just like look weird. I'm too like, man, that's wild. I don't even think it would look like I think everything would be opposite. I would love to see somebody write something about that, like not on Twitter, like in the moment. I would love to see like the culmination of a month of research. Yeah. Let me put this out there then. If you're listening to this minisode either on Patreon or during one of the minisode compilations and goes out, we have a lot of people in a lot of different fields that listen to this and reach out and like help correct and whatnot. If you're listening to this and you have a better, we have a better

understanding in the science world now than we are able to understand. Shalu Manani Pada gmail.com. I would love somebody to post on the subreddit and explain it in layman's terms, like how they came to the conclusion that there's a backwards time alternate universe. Well, here's the problem. This is what sucks is if you go to the new scientists, new scientist.com, they have articles dating back before 2016. There's one in 2018 that I'm looking at right now, September 2018. Weird signals from the Antarctic, from Antarctica could be hints of new realm of physics. Like that's, it's there, but if you go to read it, it literally is like for access, $3 and six cents. I hate that. I hate that. What happened? The internet used to be so good.

All right. So as much as I want to read about it and tell you more, every time I dig deeper from more information, I'm blocked off by a, you know, a money, a money gate of some sort. Oh, believe me, I'm going in. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna learn about this if I have to read the source code of the websites to get the articles. But it's like, I love the fascinating idea that the scientists, their number one theory is the thing that 20 years ago people would be like, glass is crazy. It is crazy. What is accepted in 2020 as like possible and not even crazy anymore would blow 2014 us. 2019. Yeah. You came to me in January, 2019 and you were like, guess what's going to be happening in fucking 15 months. You piece of shit. You'd be like,

well, if I'm still around, that's a good start. Yeah. It's a great quantum physics thought experiment. The idea that like, for years, everyone's assumed they're like, we're in bubbles or there's like, there are all these ideas and to have a scientist, especially NASA related scientists literally just be like, look, this is unexplainable. Alternative only the only explanation we have is that it doesn't come from our own dimension is literally the plot of control. It's like, it's so cool, dude. It's so cool. It just sends my imagination fucking on fire and just yeah, it's why I can't even believe it. I literally that's fucking crazy to me. I thought it was a cloud. Maybe one day we'll be able to we'll be able to visit and then go on vacation.

Maybe it was a vape cloud. You know what I mean? It was a vape cloud for the other two. Maybe. Maybe, dude. We don't know how good the vapes are over there. Dude, Antarctica in that world is like, where you go for parties. Yeah, it's just where you party. That's just people vaping. Yeah. Okay, let me do mine real quick. This is about the orchestra experimental day instrumentos nativos. They are a Bolivian pan flute orchestra and they've been in the headlines lately because they arrived in Germany on March 10th expecting to perform at the mayor's music festival but that was the same day that Germany announced its ban on large gatherings and very shortly after that, Germany locked its borders and a week after that, Bolivia,

where the pan flute orchestra is from, also closed its borders and so the orchestra has just had to stay in place where they are. However, Germany in Germany, but the place that they are is a 600 acre estate from the 15th century called the Rheinsberg Palace and it is surrounded by 23 packs of wolves and it is haunted by- What? I saw this story. I knew we were going to talk about this. And it is haunted by the ghost of Frederick the Great. What? Here's a quote from Kamed Martella told the BBC. We all joke that Frederick's ghost is following us and trying to trip us up. I don't usually believe in such things but it does feel as if there are ghosts on the grounds. Also, they have a quote from Tracy Prado who just joined the orchestra in December,

so probably a crazy first six months for Tracy, ran into some wolves while she was out for a walk. The quote is just, I froze in fear but they were just play fighting and moved on. To pass the time, the group practices up to six hours a day, takes walks looking out for wolves and parentheses, plays soccer. It's getting kind of crazy though. Locals have started donating food and clothes but it's starting to get expensive. The director of mayor's music estimated that it costs $35,000 a month to live in this castle and even though Germany is allowing international flights now, Bolivia's borders are still shut. So the Bolivian embassy told the

BBC that it's trying to get them out by the beginning of June through Madrid, which there's no explanation of how they're going to get from this rural castle to Madrid, Spain from Germany. But in the meantime, according to Miguel Cordova from the orchestra, there are worse places to be trapped. When I wake up, I watch the sunrise over the forest and the lake. Back home, I only hear the sound of traffic. And to be honest, if I was in a pandemic, I would love to be distracted by a giant six and an acre estate surrounded by 23 wolf packs and haunted by it. I'm into it. I'm into it. And it's it's it's fucking beautiful. Look at the pictures. Here's the here's the article from the New York Post that I'm reading.

That is by Paul of Freilich. But look at look at the pictures. The third picture is like an exterior view of the Rheinsberg Palace. That shit is like the poster child for haunted German palaces. Beautiful. And this beautiful lake around it. And I can just imagine all the wolves out there in the trees. Yeah, all just out the ground and their chops waiting for the fresh meat to leave their castle. And that's not even like when you think haunted castle, you think like, you know, it has the the like it looks like Castlevania. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This looks like a more modern estate. This looks like a castle where Arnold Schwarzenegger walks out of the water and he has his tuxedo on under his suit. Yes. Yes. That's like beautiful. Yeah, I'm with you on that.

So like, I mean, I feel bad for them and it's a hilarious situation. But I'm not, you know, I wouldn't be complaining if that was where I was right now, I wouldn't be complaining. Dude, Frederick Frederick the Great's ghost playing tricks and shit. Yeah, great. I'm into it. Well, I come to you with an article that might explain the world falling apart. I quote, this comes from CoventryTelegraph.net. Mystery Cubes found in Coventry River have quote cosmic powers and quote an eminent Sanskrit teacher based in India has shed more light on the hull of mysterious lead cubes that were found in a Coventry River. Dr. Vijay Rajpadhyay, and I hope I did all right, revealed that the inscribed objects

are mystical numerical diagrams used to channel cosmic power and keep the forces of a destructive planet at bay. Mr. Rajpayad responded after a magnet fisherman out with, after a magnet fisherman out with his two sons found 60 of the magic squares in the river south, which he was able to pick up with his hands in shallow water. We'll read from Finim, later learned the objects were made of lead and showed mystical inscriptions in a grid on each face. The riddle of how the cubes embellished in Sanskrit, the ancient liturgical language of Hinduism ended up on a riverbed in the south of the city has captured the imaginations of the people in the UK and India.

Oh God, I'm going to call Mr. R. Yeah, Mr. R project, project director for Indian culture and heritage at the daily college indoor in Madhya Pradesh, central India has given a detailed explanation of the numerical systems shown on the objects, which is related to astrology. In an email, he said, they look incredible. They look super cool. They look like magic items you would get in a video game. Yeah. Yeah. In an email, he said, cubes like these with numerical inscriptions engraved on lead squares are called Rahu Yantra. Yantra is a mystical diagram mainly from the tantric religious traditions of Hinduism in India. Yantras are also great cosmic conductors of energy and antenna of nature. The eyes and mind concentrate on the center of the Yantra

to achieve higher levels of consciousness. According to Hindu astrology, Rahu Yantra is made of lead and copper. Yantras are made either in square or rectangle rectangle form and are engraved with auspicious numbers whose sum total should come to 36 while counted horizontally or vertically like a Sudoku. Yeah, kind of like a Sudoku, I guess. Okay. That's cool. Mr. R identified the Hindu belief system enshrined within the cubes as relating to the shadow planet Rahu, which exerts exerts a godlike influence. Could we now call that the parallel universe where antimatter exists? Yeah. What are we talking about? The shadow planet? Is that? Yeah. The shadow, the, wait, let me read that again. Mr. R identified the Hindu belief system

enshrined within the cubes as relating to the shadow planet Rahu, which exerts a godlike influence. He said, people, people, that's planet X is what a lot of people are talking about when they think about that. Okay. It's the planet that's supposed to be like, you know, kind of outside our solar system, but every so many thousand years comes through and like f's up earth and then like goes back out. Okay. I've heard, yeah, I've heard minimal things about planet X stuff. Oh, I've heard that. I don't believe any of it, but it's like there's a rogue giant planet that like travels around our solar system on the outer edges and every couple thousand years. Like its rotation around our sun is drastically different than every other planet's rotation. And then it like

comes back into our solar system main every so often. And as it passes near all the planets, its gravitational pull f's the planet's up. Whoa. Yeah. I want to look into that more real bad now. Yeah. It's like a big, you know, I'm more interested in that. He said it totals 36. Yes. 36. Like masonry. Ooh. Like the 36 degree masons. Maybe. It's all, or those 33rd degree. I don't know. I do. I don't know. I have no idea. Somewhere there's a 36 degree mason and he's like, it's right. Continuing. He said, the Sanskrit syllables inscribed on Yantras are essentially thought forms representing divinities or cosmic powers, which exert their influence by means of sound vibration, which sound vibration is very prominent

in a lot of different conspiracies. And there's an actual idea that the, that, and I don't mean to bring aliens up, but that aliens that are quote unquote coming from other dimensions, like that the dimensions exist on different vibration waves and they just are aligning to our vibration waves, which is how they show up. That's crazy. I mean, the fact that all this stuff kind of weaves together a little bit is always so weird to me. Yeah. There's always like a thread you can pull on something and tie it into something else. Anyway, the teacher, whose father, uh, Vishwanath Rajapadhyay was a renowned astrologer also explained Mr. R as well. Yeah. Mr. R as well. Also explained the significance of Rahu saying Rahu is considered a shadow planet.

Every planet has a visual and physical existence, but Rahu does not have any physical shape. Lead is linked with one side of the moon's orbit known as Rahu and its color is gray. Rahu is popularly known for its malefic effort and is associated with laziness, the liaison work and obstacles. Mr. R explained that the cubes were used to protect worshipers from the planet. So basically they're basically little like charms to keep laziness away. To keep like laziness from taking hold in the world. Yeah. Taking hold on you or something. Okay. He said Rahu mantra is chanted 108 times on Wednesdays and Saturdays. Eight handmade Rahu Rahu Yantra are to be made. And after completion of worship, these are to be immersed in the following

water of a river. Okay. So that's probably how someone was practicing and then they used them and they buried them. They look so difficult, like intricate to make just for like a little. Yeah. That I mean, yeah, they're made of lead and copper, right? It seems crazy. Maybe they were made of being sold. You're really lazy about your religion. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Rahu's taken over. It's like a Hindu. Well, there was there was like what they said. How many was there 60 of them or something? So maybe they got maybe they got like some sunk ship lost them on a transit got whisked away pulled into the river over in the UK in the area, wherever they're found. And from there, they kind of got discovered. I don't think I've ever heard of that before.

No, yeah, I've definitely heard of that before where cold and coins are found in areas they shouldn't be, but there's a ship that I mean, like doing something like this. Oh, to like stop a planet from coming in. Oh, yeah. It's weird. Yeah. This is wild. I want one. Yeah, there's a little bit more says Mr. R is also a consultant for the International Association of Sanskrit Studies in Paris. He has links to Coventry through the Sahya Diary Friends group, which brings together families with roots in different parts of India for events and activities in the city, which is nice. He is the uncle of group member Aditi Kybe's husband, Kapil Kybe. Aditi is Warwick's university student said, as mentioned, Rahu is one of the nine planets mentioned in the Hindu scriptures.

These days, it's very rare for someone to perform an elaborate ritual dedicated to one planet unless told by an astrologer. Generally, we do simple ones encompassing all the planets and other Hindu deities. And that is where it ends. That is an imagination capturing little story. I must say, I must say, I'm so glad I brought it to the table. Absolutely. That's us, though. That's it for this. That's our articles, boys. That's our mini so the world is weird, modern and past. Shout out to that Bolivian orchestra. May they find the universe where yeah, right? Back home in their home countries. Can you play the ghost of Frederick the Great's favorite song? Maybe I'll hang out with you guys more. I bet you they've been playing some weird

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It just makes me miss LA food in LA. Like, God, man. I literally opened it. I love that. It is. Yeah. And then a cabbage. And then a cabbage on it. The food trucks that I, and the food I've had in LA is just unbeatable so far. I haven't had any better food truck food in the rest of the country since LA. It's great. Just the reason I can't wait to come back. I miss it. The reason why it's that way is because property values are so sky high in LA that to open a restaurant is insane. So most people, what they do instead of open a restaurant is just get a truck and open the restaurant in it. And it's restaurant quality food in a truck. It's bomb. It's so fucking delicious. Yes. I have a delicious. The morsels that the,

that we've brought to the Minnesota today are fantastic. I've got some great morsels for y'all. Mine's a morsel, certainly. We can start with mine if you want. Yeah, sure. It's a bite-sized morsel. I want a different road. I want a different road. Don't ask, you want a different road? No, I went a different road. Okay. I was like, don't ask me for a different road. You know what I'm bringing to the table because the only thing that I hype for. I want to tell you about aliens every week. I want your alien update for the week. So it's an alien article. This comes from coast to coast, of course. So totally true. Totally true. A video was posted June 5th, 2020. Trio of UFOs filmed in New Jersey. A curious piece of footage out of New Jersey shows a puzzling

trio of mysterious lights hovering in the night sky. And some observers suspect that they belong to a triangular UFO. The intriguing scene was reportedly filmed by a skygazer near the community of Sicklerville. On May 31st, it was subsequently posted online to Reddit a few days later. The bewildered witness later explained that he and his girlfriend had been looking at stars when they noticed that three strange red orbs had floated into their field of view. In the video, the lights can be seen hovering in the sky for approximately two minutes before eventually disappearing behind some trees. It seemed to just be a gliding effortlessly through the sky, recalled the witness, observing that it didn't break a perfect triangle though so it's hard to

believe it was lanterns. The case is remarkably similar to a number of UFO sightings which have made news throughout the year wherein a trio or cluster of orbs appears in the sky to the astonishment of onlookers. While the witness expressed confidence that the lights were not lanterns, skeptical viewers will undoubtedly suggest that his interpretation is incorrect or failing that argue that the UFOs were drones or perhaps an airliner appeared anomalous due to the angle which they were filming. I mean, if you look at it, I did you watch the video already, Alex, Desi, did you watch it? Do you want the link? I'll give you the link. I'll pop it for you. Here you go. That's the video. So it's interesting because it does fit like you say,

Phoenix lights and it's hovering that it looks massive and it seems like it's moving very slowly which Phoenix lights. A lot of the reports there were like football football field sized crafts hovering incredibly slowly at a low angle. Yeah, I mean, look, the thing that's weird about this, maybe it's an optical illusion, but I can almost I feel like I can almost see the craft. Yeah, like the outline of it 100% illusion. Yeah, it has to be. It has to be. But like you see what I'm saying though. I mean, that's like that's what it would look like. Right. If you see UFO in the night sky and you take your phone out on the street like this person is and you film it, that's what it's going

to look like because the lights are going to be a bloom. You're not going to see much beyond that. But it also I mean, what are they saying that they don't know lights blink out like one blinks out. Well, they go maybe they go into the it looks like they go to the clouds. No, they go into the clouds, but then they disappear by the trees by the tree. Kind of like, yeah, dissipates a little dimmer, but you can still see the light and it never breaks a triangle formation. This is over by Winslow Camden, New Jersey. Everybody in case everybody's curious could be, you know, drones could be right. It could be drones, drones would fly in formation. They could fly in formation if they were programmed appropriately and all that

whatnot. I definitely don't necessarily doubt that. But it's interesting because the reason I bring this article up other than this is an interesting piece of footage and I really love it is that UFO sightings the past two weeks have been crazy. They've been all over it's popping off. There's been a lot in England. There's a South. Yeah, there's a couple out in the England area. There was a bunch in South America recently. It's just like weird. It's just like showing up. It's almost like a flap event is happening, but it's happening worldwide. There's a comment on the video because this video is from the first right. Yeah, this is it was posted on June this particular video is posted on June 3rd, but it was filmed on May 31st. So just a few days before.

Yeah. So this one person commented on there. My daughter saw this exact same scenario over Scotland at 2 a.m. on 29th of May this year. She said there was no sound coming from the craft. I sent her this video and she said it was exactly the same. Yeah. I mean, it runs common with many people who see these things. There's no sound. It moves slowly. It's weird. I have no answers. There's no answers here. But as we were talking about in the Skinwalker Ranch, UFO style stuff tends to happen in bursts and then it slows down and then in bursts and then it slows down. It feels like we're getting a burst again right now. And then we might see it. So the past few years, it's been like a burst. Like the fifties were kind of an area where there's UFO

burst into the mid sixties, like a decade where it's happening a lot. Then it kind of dulled out in the seventies, late sixties along with political upheaval. Well, you know, if you believe that UFOs are partially a psychic experience and then, you know, right now people are just, you know, I can talk about it for a long time. I don't, I'm trying to stop. I don't want to go down the hole. I'm trying to stop myself. I can feel myself sliding. This is the hole. We're in the mini hole. We're in a mini home. Maybe my article relates to yours in some way. Okay. I'm bringing Jesse. Well, apparently there has been an uptick in paranormal activity in homes since quarantine, stay at home. The pandemic has started. Oh, that makes so much sense. And while the article

definitely says like, it may be that people are experiencing their own psychic phenomenon or they are all the like things that people say. They're also saying that since people are home more, they're noticing that there are more ghosts quotes in their homes and they're seeing weird things happening in their houses more often. And this article also notes that there is an increased, an increased sighting in UFOs or other unexplained things in times like this, in very stressful social times. I wonder why? Well, well, you're home more. You're home more, obviously, but you might just see more of the activity or is it related to humans being home and we are projecting these things? Who knows? It also could all be BS because

people are bored and they are looking for something to waste their time on and anything is interesting. Yeah. Right. They're like, think about when we talk about poltergeist, poltergeist activity tends to happen around like pubescent kids coming into age, especially females and like a lot of that stress and hormones. But if people are at home stressed, the world is causing anxiety. That's a huge factor in a lot of poltergeist activities where things are just going off the walls because you're just addicted to Dynasty Warriors Fire Emblem, right? I don't know. I'm not trying to float my shit around. I'll be so cool. I want to float my shit around. Satan. But the article, I'm open to bargaining, dude. I'm still here. I'm still willing.

The article ends with this, which I thought was great. I saw this spike before right after Y2K in 1999 and another minor spike around 9 11 times of stress really do something to human psychology. Psychology. And so you see people having a deeper, uh, weirder relationship to the world around them. Also stranger dreams, which I, even though I don't believe in like paranormal stuff, I've been having messed up dreams lately, like very strange. The last month and a half, strange ass dreams, like very weird. I saw the one with Ted like invaded your hot one on one action you were about to have. I was, well, I mean, that was the least weird dream I've had. That one could have been reality. That's right. Fair enough. Fair enough.

I don't know. Ted, well, people are also more willing to report the higher amounts of ghosts or spiritual activity within our houses, haunted houses, et cetera. UFOs are on the rise as well. This doesn't mean that we're so much going crazy or perhaps they're becoming more real or perhaps people are just, you know, venting, but whatever it is, usually at times of great social stress is when more and more reports of these things happen. So, you know, no real answers, but it is happening. People are talking about it. Like 300 pages of research on that. That's like so fascinating to me. Listen, all I'm saying is for fuck's sake, every night when I go outside, I look up in the sky and I'm just begging for like something to zip by, not a satellite,

not the space station. I know what those are. A UFO. Yeah. I want to see something zip and do like a cool little move and then off it goes. That's all. We'll take you somewhere. We'll, no, you can't be like, well, we'll take you somewhere. We'll put you on something where you'll definitely see it. Might not be real. There's places that if you have, you have both sightings every night, you know what I mean? That's true. Yeah. Well, one day I want to, I'll be closer. We're going to go to see shit and then everyone's going to blame it on me. They're going to be like, you didn't believe hard enough. Leo isn't calm. I know what's going to happen. Dude, when we do, when we get to go ghost hunting and we bring you when we don't get haunted,

I am blaming you. No, we're going to get haunted and Jesse's going to come out of it and he's just going to wear robes. He's going to be like one of those like Beverly Hills, like spiritual people. Born again. He's going to be like cotton robes and some sort of medallion. I saw the face of God. Yeah. He's going to be like that. Oh, man. Well, Alex, what do we want to do yours? Or do we want to go into it? I got, I mean, we can do, I have two things to tell you guys about. So how about you got one short one long? Well, okay, well, this one could be as long as it wants to be. So let's do that. So you know me, I like to go down the weirder rabbit holes, try to find something surprising as well as unexplainable. And so I went to the New York Times

and I found an article that's some of the weirdest things that the New York Times has ever printed in the history of the New York Times. Okay, I like this already. So this, this article is from March 15, 1904. And it's called wife returned after having fine funeral. Then Valenti learned he had buried the wrong woman asks city to pay the bill insists that more keeper persuaded him against his judgment as to identify a body. So basically he said the city falsely notified him that his wife was dead. So he was this Italian guy. He billed the city $250. He had a fight with his wife. His name is Ignacio Valenti. He had a fight with his wife Angelico literally I kid you not over the way she cooked macaroni. Well, bitch, like looking better. Yeah, so she she like left

the house. She was like, fuck you. I'd rather die than return here. He got bad. And but then he got worried because she wasn't back. So he described her to the police. He's like gets a notification the police like we found a woman. He's like, oh my God, he goes to the morgue. And he realizes that the clothes are right based on the description. And he has his daughter with him. But when he sees the body, he's like, no, no, no. And the morgue keepers like sir, they all change after death. And he was like, no, no, no, this woman was way better looking than my wife. And the morgue guy, the morgue guy death beautifies them all. Death beautifies them just dude was banging corpses. And so he was like, fine, I guess it's my wife. So he takes the wife home. Yes, it's my and takes

her home, takes her home because he has to get it ready. It's it's 19. Oh yeah, right. 1904. Yeah, it's 1904. It takes your home to get her body ready for the funeral and to honor her wishes that she's talked about in the past. He gets out her wedding dress and no and put her in the wedding dress of his wife, put a dead woman in his wife's wedding dress. I'm not dramatic that must have been back then for a husband to put who he believes his wife dead body in a wedding. Oh, my God, the whole funeral which he pays for. It was published in the Italian New York newspapers. And then the real wife read it and she was like, what the fuck? And when he gets home, he finds her looking through the house for her wedding dress. And she's like, where's my wedding

dress? And he's like, I fucking buried you in it three days ago. And so then he was like, are you fucking real? And then he was he was like, yes, you're real. I buried the wrong lady. So he had to buy his wife another wedding dress. And he wants $100 for the funeral, $40 for his lost wages and $110 for the wedding dress. Dude, that was just like trauma after trauma for that poor guy. Yeah, absolutely insane. I love that the lady said I'd rather die than return here though. Over. That's why you got to be careful when you say that shit because otherwise, you know, sometimes you're going to let a dead man get buried in your wedding dress. Well, I just want to hear another one hit me. Do we make out the wife to be the bad guy in

that story right now? She wasn't the bad guy at all. No, no, no, no, but that you get for wishing you were dead. No, but sometimes when you say like, fuck you, I'm going to go die when I run outside the house like, you know, sometimes people take that shit serious. He would hear that kids who listen to this with their family don't ever do that with your mom or dad. He would convince him that his wife was somewhat like was like another woman. That's like fucking crazy. All right. Well, they all get hotter when you die, dude. Oh, right. Uh, okay. Stop that. Hey, it's not my words. It's his. That's what the Corpse Bride cut it out. No one wants to hear this. So this is from August 22nd, 1925. This one's the headline is pancake loving turtle,

a family heirloom kidnapped from home he's visited for years. Okay. So this woman in Brookhaven, her pet turtle came to her back door every day in the spring and summer for four years to get pancakes made like a 200 year old family pancake recipe. It has been kidnapped and advertised as lost in the issue, the current issue of Brookhaven Advance, which is a magazine. She has made a pet of this turtle. They basically, you know, turtles are super old creatures that live for a long time. So families like in these sort of more rural areas, a turtle, you could find it. It'll come to your house. You can scratch your family initials on the shell of the turtle. So this particular turtle had a big B on its back and it came to

her house four years ago and she knew that it had been a pet of the Bardo family, which was her ancestors from 200 years ago. So she tried to like go out of her way to make this turtle her friend. And immediately he loved the pancakes, the Bardo family pancakes. So she was like, oh, he must know these pancakes. My old family used to give him the pancakes all the time. And so she started giving him the leavings of the cat, but then she realized that he loved the pancakes. So she gave him special pancakes on a plate outside every morning on Sundays or whatever. But she wouldn't feed him during strawberry blossoms because she knew he was eating the strawberries. And then with the first cold snap, the turtle would disappear. And then

all that happened. Then on August 21st, the turtle got his pancakes and waddled off. And then she saw a car pull over, stop, pick the turtle up and take him away. And the next day and the day after where the turtle did not come back. So she put out a thing in the paper that was like, listen, if you took that turtle, please bring it back. That's my turtle. I'm worried he's going to miss his pancakes. And I want him to be able to find out where he's going to go for winter because if you let him go near you, he might not find somewhere to go. And she said, I only want to know that the turtle is well off. If the man doesn't want to return him, I'll be glad to send him a recipe for the pancakes. I'm afraid the

turtle will miss them and be unhappy. Agreed. I think that turtle is like in a cell somewhere, like no pancakes on the walls. No pancakes I've seen. Yeah. All right. One more shorty. September 14th, 1899 headline. Parrot was a gas fiend. Why are these all like crazy? Did you look up crazy animals? This is what was going on in the newspaper. All right. So this girl, Alice Knot, 23 years old in Washington, came to her death on September 13th, 1899 through the instrumentality of her parrot, an evil disposition bird who was cordially detested by everybody except his mistress, but who seemed to have a strong affection for her. He would follow her from room to room and

was never happy except in her presence. He was generally regarded as a devil by the censored outdated word for black people and as a bird of ill omen by the whites. I think they're talking about just the people here and not the taller alien variety. Man, imagine though if this bird was like a secret agent of the tall whites. I mean, he may be. Look, his unpopularity was increased by an uncanny habit of pulling the tips off the gas burners with a strong beak and inhaling the gas until it stupefied him. He was a gas fiend, a feathered victim of the gas habit. While his young mistress was sleeping yesterday, the parrot took off the lava tip in her room and started on a gas debouch. This time there was no one here to avert the consequences of his deed.

When Miss Knot's relatives, alarmed by her long silence, broke open the door, they found her dead. Her little murderer was found half unconscious by the door. When he found himself succumbing to the gas and was not rescued by as usual by his mistress, he realized that something was wrong and had wit or instinct enough to make for the door and shove his bill as far as he could underneath it. He recovered and while the corner was in the house, the malignant little bird was trying to turn the gas on again. He's addicted, man. That's addiction, man. That's addiction. He knew what he liked. That's wild. God, birds aren't the devil sometimes. My mom is a bird. They bond like a cockatoo. They bond to one person and hate everybody else. It's the worst.

Isn't that insane? That is a great story. Well, that's our chill mini today. Yo, we got one more to go knock out. Thank you guys so much for your support. And Alex will call you suckers in a minute, but I just want to sincerely thank you for your support. And we will see you next time. Bye bye. Stop. Any hour services has a team of technicians that can take care of any plumbing, electrical or air conditioning needs you might have around your house. Got a drain that's clogged? Call any hour services. Need a ceiling fan installed?

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