Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 65 - Minisode Compilation 5

Episode Date: August 24, 2020

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Five bad boys with the power to rock you! And then I also bought with it the B-Witch song, Say Lovey, on single. I don't remember the first two. I remember the first one, the first CD I ever owned, was the Nirvana one with the Naked Baby on the front. Yeah, classic, very, very classic. When I was cool, my first album was like a Weezer album,

or a Green Day album, or something. Man, I went from, like, Willenium to Astro Lounge, all into, like, Creed, and Three Doors Down, and Linkin Park, and that's kind of like where my music tastes all through high school went. I became, like, a Strokes Boy, and then I went into, like, Indy Rock, and became, like, an insufferable hipster. And it hasn't changed this day, so...

That's not true. Now I just have a great taste, and I'm chill as hell. Uh, welcome to Chiluminati Mini Episode 314 Chill Minis, babies. We got some fun stuff for you today. I think I'm gonna start this pretty quick, and it's not really an article. Boys, there was a TikTok that came out yesterday of a bunch of teens.

God, they looked like they were, like, 16, and they were on this beach, and they were like, Rando, Rando Nautica, that's the name of the app, right? Like, Rando Nautica sent us here, and I guess that sends you on little adventures, and they're like, there's a suitcase, and they're like, should we open it, shouldn't we? Oh, it kind of smells funny.

And then they walk over to it, and they unzip it, and they take a stick, and they pop it open, and there's, like, black trash bags in there, and they're like, oh, it smells so bad, it smells so bad. And then one makes a joke, you think it's a body? They're like, all right, I don't know, we should call the cops. So they call the cops, the cops show up, they corner off the whole fucking area,

and there's a dead body. Someone killed somebody, chopped up the body, put it in a suitcase, and tossed it in the water, and it washed up ashore. What an adventure for Rando Nautica. Download the app today. Find yourself a body. Maybe find a serial killer.

I don't know exactly what the deal is with Rando Nautica. It says it's the world's first quantum-legenerated choose-your-own-adventure reality game. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that means. I never heard of it until this TikTok. It just means that by telling you to go somewhere, it's like creating something there at the point of observation.

What makes it quantum? Why quantum? Because it's literally about quantum, it's just the act of deciding that that place is significant. It creates a quantum connection that makes it significant. Okay, I see reality kind of perception-type deal. Interesting.

It's an app that you can go fuck around with. I'm trying to look at it right now. I kind of want to do it and film it with a GoPro or something, but we'll see. I don't know, but they found a fucking body. They just went down to this area on the beach, and there was a suitcase, and they were like, is it money?

And then they're like, no, it's a body. Yeah, no, it's not. It's the opposite. It smells like shit. Yeah. It's the worst. Well, that's all. It just felt that fascinating.

I don't know if I was a kid and I found a body, I would freak out. But also part of me would be like, kind of cool. Yeah, so insane. Also, my other article is, I guess all through the fighting of the Spider-Man film, Michael Keaton would constantly turn around to Tom Holland and say, I'm Batman.

I'm Batman. During all the fight scenes. I love that. I love that as just like a bit in general. Right? Because he's Batman. He is Batman. He's Michael Keaton.

Like you can't, when Batman says I'm Batman to you, it's too cool. What are you going to do? You're going to say, you know what? You actually are. It's like Pierce Brosnan being like, a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred. You're like, I'm so in just nag or falls.

Yeah, exactly. Anyway, I have something for you guys today that is a little controversial. But I don't want to say I believe in this, but it has to do with current events a little bit. And it's something that's been going around on Twitter. Okay. And I want to, I'm going to just like go off of this

because I have some stats here. And so, Mathis, you're in Boston. I am. Yeah. Right? And so this year, Boston Police recorded. The Boston B-Boy on camera? Yeah, they got him smoking that legal, legal weed.

Uh, they recorded 100, I mean, 1,445 complaints in the first week of June involving loud fireworks at odd times. Okay. 1,445. I saw this. I saw this on Twitter too, but related to LA. Okay. No, it's, it's, it's everywhere.

Can I say, I have had weird fireworks over the past couple weeks on random nights at the loudest distant, but you can hear him going off. They happen to have a flat out at Alex's house. I hear him when we do stuff. No, that's just someone getting shot, dude. It's not my words. Well, somebody got shot just the other day by my house.

Oh my God. Jesus Christ. The, uh, really, really close to my house. On my step, I watched him die. He, he lived, he lived, he lived. But, uh, compared to last year at this, the same week, 22 complaints last year. This year, 1,445 last year, 22.

There's a quarry and people are bored. Yeah. Seems to have started when weather began warming up. Complaints in May were also up by 2300%. And it's expected to continue. Same thing in Syracuse, a 335% increase in firework complaints. Looking at New York city and 920% year over year increase in firework complaints for the month of May.

But according to all these retailers and stuff, all that it is, is it's like, they're doing all these early bird specials on fireworks. They are making them like easier to buy because now you can park and pick them up. Because normally people, you can't mail a firework, but now that people can order them online and come get them, you know, they're able to facilitate more things.

And everybody's home. So not only are people hearing the fireworks more, but they can't go out and do things at night. So they just want to blow shit up. And that's the explanation according to most rational people right now, right? Yeah, that makes sense. That's sort of like the hitback against this becoming a popular thing on Twitter.

And I wanted to start here because I wanted to acknowledge that this is not something that's necessarily completely supported by facts. But I am going to go into some circumstantial evidence right now that posits a different theory about the fireworks that are happening all over the country right now. And I think it's a little bit interesting and a little bit scary. So the person I'm talking about is somebody on Twitter

called Robert Jones Sr. who has like an MFA in fiction for Brooklyn College, BFA in creative writing, writes in The New York Times, Essence Magazine, Paris Review. He was featured in The New York Times Magazine cover story, Black male writers of our time. So this is like somebody who is, you know, a known person,

you're right. Published author, somewhat credentialed, right? As according to their author's guild page. But I'm going to just go through their post that they've been making about these fireworks lately. And I just think it's super interesting. Reporting from Brooklyn, there was yet another night of extremely loud fireworks starting at 8 p.m.

and ending at about 2 a.m. The second week straight of this, every night during the same period like clockwork. Last night was the loudest I've ever heard fireworks in my life. It sounded like war. The media is reporting this as though it's just black and brown kids blowing off steam, but I don't believe that's the case.

My neighbors and I believe this is part of a coordinated attack on black and brown communities by government forces, an attack meant to disorient and destabilize the Black Lives Matter movement. The goal we think is multifaceted. Sleep deprivation, one, sleep deprivation as a means to create confusion and stoke tensions between black and brown peoples.

Two, desensitization as a means to get us so used to the sounds of firecrackers and other fireworks that when they start using their real artillery on us, we won't know the difference. It's meant to sound like a war zone because a war zone is what it's about to become. We think this is psychological warfare, the first wave before whatever the next stage of attack is.

Some stuff that he goes on to cite is the fact that like a lot of the fireworks this year, as noted by a lot of people across the country on Twitter, is that they seem professional level, like huge fireworks that like explode into like flowering fireballs, you know what I mean? Like I'm sure you guys have seen this and heard this, like cherry bomb level or like theme park level.

I've heard the pops but I might be just too far out to see anything. I have not seen anything. I just heard. I can hear you. I've definitely seen fireworks that I would normally expect to see at like a fair way too low over the neighborhoods.

Gotcha. And sometimes at like last night or night before at 4.30am, I was woken up by like a reverberating explosion at 4.30 in the morning. Uh, it's crazy. He's also saying that kids are being supplied these fireworks by the truckload so that it can happen for hours at a time. They think that also firefighters and police are setting off

the fireworks possibly in order to like, you know, sort of like stir things up. And there's like a video of firefighters lighting off illegal fireworks in Brooklyn. Uh, there's like talk of like all this weird shit like where like, um, people like the cops in Brooklyn last night were doing this like weird like light show thing in a neighborhood where they were firing off fireworks and going through neighborhoods

at like 2.30 in the morning. So what's the plan though? Like so say we can say this conspiracy theory ends up being true for the sake of our discussion here. Then they have one night where they just go into the neighborhoods and annihilate as many people as they can and we're just supposed to be like, and we'll be desensitized to it at the moment. But the next morning we just be like, what the fuck?

You know what I mean? Not quite, not quite. So like, so here's, here's a guy from Facebook that he quotes. He says, when I was in the army, I was in a special operations unit called PSYOP. This was absolutely one of the tactics that we used for disabling the populace. Uh, this has been a tactic used by spec ops and the CIA in just

about every conflict the US has been involved in since Vietnam and it's extremely effective. And, uh, another comment says that the next stage is rolling blackouts and water rationing. So, uh, you know, I don't know. Like there's just as much people on Twitter right now going around saying, hey, this happens every year. You can Google it and you'll see like conspiracy theories

happening around the fourth of July every time that's like, this is too many fireworks. This is just crazy. But then there's also posts from people that are like, here's a post from somebody in Flatbush that's like, random guy just tried to sell all this to me for $75. Seemed like a great deal, but I know it's illegal. So I didn't buy the Henny had to be 20 bucks by itself.

It's like a bunch of fireworks and a bottle of Hennessy. Uh, and it looks to be a guy. The author of the tweets implies that the person looks like a firefighter from the clothes that they're wearing because they have like the yellow suspenders on. But I think that's a little bit. I mean, God, yeah, if you're going to be on it, really you're going to be undercover trying to,

and you're going to wear your yellow suspenders like, I don't know. It's weird because it's so it's, I mean, we're in such a unique time right now where everybody's, you know, still kind of stuck at home. Only some states are starting to open up again. And even then, you know, people don't really want to go out and people are bored. It just makes logical sense that, yeah,

but I also wouldn't be surprised if there's a little mixture in there of like just provocation. I mean, escalation is a known tactic that cops have used in the very in the past in the 60s, when it came to the race riots and all that other stuff. Like we already know, like that's not out of the question. That's truth. That's factual. It happens. But, you know, just hope for the best,

expect the worst, I guess, is the only option you really have here. Yeah, I don't think there's enough information here to be like, this is definitely what's happening. But I think it's definitely interesting enough that, I would say that if you have a chance to, if you see people setting up fireworks, because the things that people are reporting are like cars

rolling up, setting up fireworks. Record it. You have a phone in your pocket. Fucking record it. Or somebody like rolling up and giving you a bunch of free fireworks and taking off. Film that person. Get a footage of that. If that's there, I believe this enough to say it's worth looking into.

I don't want to say I believe it's happening because it's a huge thing to think about, but I'm not against thinking it. And also, on the other side, there's also imagine other things that could contribute to it. Like if you imagine all these fireworks shows getting canceled. Right? People who now suddenly don't have a job

and a surplus of fireworks and need an extra buck. There's also stories of illegal fireworks flooding the market at this time. So I don't know. There are things that people are doing differently this year. Go to a park. The park is insanely crowded, for example. So you never know what type of stuff

people are going to be doing to pass the time when they can't go out and do stuff. But I just mean, I don't know. It just seems a little... I've noticed it this year as a much bigger amount of fireworks myself. And I'm not saying that I think it's a conspiracy theory, but I think that there's enough evidence out there

that it could be. And I'm just... Who the fuck sets up a firework at 4.30 in the morning? Yeah, no, exactly. Every night. You know what I mean? People who sleep schedules are so fucked from quarantine that they're...

Yeah. And I also just want to go out with a flashlight and look the next time I hear. But it also started recently, right? It started... Yes. It sounds like 1st of June they said. Yeah.

And this is when people start selling fireworks. And you have a lot of people who are doing it since May. I've been noticing it since May. Like, people are doing nothing with their free time. So... Some people are saying that it started, though, the same week as the Black Lives Matter protests. I think I remember it happening even before that,

but I'm not sure. I wasn't trying to mark it in that way at the time, but it's been more than two weeks for me. It's been a month and a half for me. I mean, this is kind of conspiracy theory stuff, but it's also like... It's just... A little too much.

A little too much. Yeah, it's just... It's just... Except believable enough that I, like, give it a little bit more attention than most things that I read on Twitter. But, like... It's...

It's... Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's just something I thought I would bring up because I'm sure people are wondering about it. And I really want to be clear that I'm not coming down on either side of this...

Sure. Argument. Yeah. It's interesting. Again, if it's happening to you, get... Like, if you're afraid or whatever, get Perioscope.

Live stream it so people can see it. Has it happening? If you're trying to... Someone's trying to sell you some fireworks, or you see some happen in the background, I want to see that stuff. Yeah. I'd be interested to know.

And if you have any testimonials about it, if you live in New York, where you live in Chicago, or any of the big cities, LA, that are talking about this, I would love to hear your account of somebody trying to sell you fireworks. Yeah.

And how weird and sketchy it may or may not have been. Head to the fucking... Head to the fucking reddit and let us know. I would love to hear. Works for me. That's it for me. That's all you got, Alex? What about you, Jesse?

You got anything you good? I don't have any stories. Nothing is... No, the world is just... The world is on fire. Yeah. I'm not going to give you a story where it's like, well, I mean,

yeah, communities could be under siege by fireworks. I'm not going to do that. I won't do that to you. I will. I won't do it. I will. I will say that this week I learned that there's a weird new blood snow in the Antarctic.

What? Blood snow? You can look it up. Basically, what happened this week is that red algae, you know, one of the terrible signs of us all killing the planet, red algae is now seeping into Antarctic snow. And so the snow has this sort of red slush effect to it.

That's the algae. And so it looks like blood in the snow, but really it's just us continuing to slow the kill the planet and not really care. So yeah, I have to bleed and try. Sweet. Happy stories for all here on Chill Minis. Thank you guys so much for your support over on Patreon.

We love you. We appreciate you. And we'll be back next week with a brand new Chill Mini for you. Goodbye, everybody. Money suckers. No, there it is. There it is. People miss that, dude.

People. Every time you say that, people thank you for it. Why? Stop it. Call him out. No, man. They just paying us sheeple. They're they're discovering their kinks through this podcast.

And you know what? I encourage it. Thank you guys. Chilluminati will rule the globe. The Chilluminati will rise up. Chillumi army amus. Sounds like a sandwich. Chillumi army.

Yeah, I love that. Hello, my Chill Minis. Oh my god. What the hell is that? How are you doing today? Not well. You sound like you're about to shlort me, dude. What's going on?

No. Welcome to the Patreon, Minis. I hate that. I hate it. What's up, my Chill Minis? Oh, no. What's going on, my Chill Minis? Today is a new a new mini-sode.

I hope everybody has had a good week. Hope you enjoyed the episode today. I got some fun stuff for the mini-sode, but how are you boys feeling? I know you're sweating up a storm out in LA. Both of you. It's a little hot. It's a little warm.

The air quality, there's literally an alert on my phone. When you look up the air, it's dangerous outside, because if you live in LA, you know. I don't know if you're in the city of Boston. I'm not. I'm outside by a good distance. Yeah. I don't know if you had the same experience as me last night,

maybe because you're in Boston. I don't know. But it was from 7 p.m. to 1 a.m. It was like World War II was happening outside. Mine was a distant World War II, but I heard them. It was just distant. It was everywhere. It was like the block over for hours.

People were just shooting them off. It was insane. I hate it. I heard like two pops last night. That was about it. Well, lucky you, Jesse. Lucky you. How are you doing today, Jesse?

How's things? I'm doing great. I had a nice sleep. Everything's fine over here on this side of the city. I was walking outside, and I found like solitary fireworks in the middle of the street with no one around them. And I was thinking of my conspiracy theory from last time, just like, what could it be?

Well, what's conspiracy theory? Did you bring us today, Alex? Okay, so I don't know if you know this. I did, actually. There is a new, like a mini-season, six episodes on Netflix of Unsolved Mysteries. I have had so many people shouting to at least watch the first episode,

because apparently it's aliens. There is an alien episode. I didn't see it as the first one. I saw it as the third one, but I don't know. But there was one case on there that I thought was just so interesting that I wanted to just like recount it for you guys really quick as like a little preview of the show.

Because it's the most recent case, I think, and it's really just kind of an interesting story. It's called The House of Terror in France in Lyon. Or no, Nantes. It's in Nantes. Nantes, I got it. Have you heard of this before? It happened like in 2011?

I don't think I have. It doesn't sound familiar to me. Yeah, so is this guy Count Javier or Xavier, but French? How do you say that? Xavier? Xavier. Xavier.

What? He's an actual count? Yeah. Yeah, he's Count Xavier de Pondeliennes. And it's like a noble, like a wrist, like an old blood French noble. And he had three kids and a wife. And they were like, you know, beloved, like friendly people,

you know, a couple like little things weird here and there. But then they just all of a sudden, one day their windows were closed on their house that they lived in. And if you know France, like a lot of the houses are just like pretty old buildings. So for them to close their windows is like pretty significant. The neighbor was even saying, like, if even if they went on vacation,

they wouldn't close these, right? So this was like some weird shit, right? And after a couple of days, somebody went and noticed there was a sticker on the door that was like, please stop delivering packages here. And then people got a letter, like a couple of people got letters that were like, hey, because he because this guy and his family,

they'd been trying to move to America like pretty recently. So, you know, people knew that this was something that he was thinking about. And he was saying like, hey, I'm going to America. I'm in a witness protection program. Like you guys are going to never see or hear from us for like a really long time. So I just wanted to let you guys all know,

like we're going to America and we're going into witness protection or something similar to that where we have to hide our identities. So that's just what it is, right? And everybody was like, this is so weird. Like this is so fucking weird. Like this doesn't make any sense. Like these guys wouldn't do this. You know what I mean?

And so they kept sending cops around, cops around, cops around. And when they went inside, they found the house like empty. They found it like, like not like it had been cleaned. Like it had been like reset to one. You know what I mean? Like nothing was in there. And at least no bed sheets on the beds. You know, and it was like, you know,

kind of looked like a house that people weren't living in at the moment. And they kept, they kept looking. And then on one, and finally, like after a couple of days, they found underneath the porch in the back, like under like a board, they found all four kids and the wife, uh, like chopped up in bags and like buried Catholic style with little, uh, like statues. And then, uh, little religious statues and the dogs. Oh my God.

So they, they found them all, but the, but the husband was missing. And so they finally, like they did some searching or something. I don't remember exactly how they figured it out, but he, he had inherited that he, the dad had recently inherited a rifle from his dad who died, who was like, you know, now the pressure was on him to like be the noble. And he got this 22 rifle and each of the family members was drugged and then killed by a 22 rifle.

So, you know, it's pretty clear like that he killed him and he had been training to shoot it and he bought a silencer. So like, you know, it all sort of added up. But the, the one son came back from school or something later and he had to like kill him separate. Totally crazy. Like, like he killed the whole family one night and then he like called the, the, the other kid was like,

Hey, your mom is like hurt. She's in the hospital. You need to like come home. Sure. And then he like took him out to dinner and then killed him that night. Jesus Christ. Yeah. And they basically like figured out some way to track him

and they immediately just like through CCTV tracked him like all the way down the coast. He stopped at all these places. He was using his credit card. No problem. He was drinking. He was, he was, you know, just like stopping at places. And it was almost like he was stopping at places

that were like emotionally significant to him. And he stopped at every single one. And then the last thing anybody saw of him was him carrying like a, like a bag that looked like it had the rifle in it off from, he stopped at one of those like F1 motels in the countryside that people stop at to like watch the races. And so he was, he stopped at one of those. He, they see him on the camera walking off into the woods.

He stops, turns and looks at the camera and then leaves. And there's no evidence that he ever died. Nobody ever found any body. Nobody ever found anything like that. Nobody knows what happened to him. He just dead ass disappeared. But there's been, there's been some stuff like some people in his family think he's innocent.

Some people think that what he said about being an informant for the DEA is true and that he really did just like leave, but that like something crazy had to happen with his family. Like maybe they, somebody killed his family and then he had to run away because you know, whatever. But there was a note that came from him in 2015 because this happened in like 2011, 2012. Yeah.

So he was alive by 2015 then. No, well, there was a note that was from him quote unquote because this was like written on like a picture of his family or something. But nobody knows if it's really from him. Gotcha, gotcha. They raided a monastery in 2018. And they found out that no, it was just a monk that was there that like looked exactly like him.

And in 2019, they found a man in Scotland, but he like, they thought he had the same fingerprints, but he just didn't. Like it was like a partial fingerprint and they were like, could it be? But it wasn't. Wow. It was just like some other dude. So this guy is like either dead in the woods somewhere

or at the bottom of the ocean or something because he, it was like a, that the town that he stopped in was called, what is it called? It's called Rokeburns or Arjans. And it's like a beautiful like sea, seaside cliff cave area with forest. So nobody knows, but it's a really interesting case because there's this element of him maybe being some type of like government person. There's this element of him like wanting to go, this element of him buying a silencer.

Nobody knows, but it's just so fucked up. He killed his family and they like, he gave them each like a real burial. Just an interesting case. And if you, and I'll tell you this, unsolved mysteries, they do a really good job. Like all the cases, they're all really well done and really like, it tells you really clearly why they're interesting. And if you're a chilluma, chilluminati mini- A chilluminat?

If you're a chilluminat, head over there and check that out. That show is great. I devoured all six episodes in one sitting. Oh, damn it. I'm excited. I haven't seen, I haven't seen one episode yet. So there's a bunch on Hulu too. Oh, really?

Okay, cool. Of the old show. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Well, mine's less sad and more just kind of weird. Again, world of the weird type deal. For sure. Um, this actually happened out in England. The article is titled,

Mysterious group carrying suitcases stumps police in England. In a very strange story out of England, authorities were left scratching their heads after they were unable to locate a sizable group of people, reportedly seen carrying suitcases and walking towards a reservoir. According to a local media report, the weird incident occurred last Thursday morning when Sussex police received several calls from residents

who had spotted around 50 individuals seemingly en route to our ardently reservoir. What caught the attention of the witnesses was that every member of the gathering inexplicably had a suitcase with them. The weird case became all the more puzzling when officers arrived on the scene and could find no trace of the luggage toting group.

After announcing the confounding call to investigate on Twitter, Inspector Darren Taylor was pressed for additional details. But conceded that their mystifying story had no resolution. He said, quote, it's all a bit random. Received calls from members of the public that a group of 50 individual adults walking down the middle of the road pulling suitcases, uh, heading towards Ardingley.

We thought possible rave happening, so wait, we thought possible rave happening, rave happening? Doesn't make sense to me. So carried out an area search, but they had vanished. The officer ultimately mused that the incident was most bizarre, which led his amused social media followers to offer their own explanations for what might have happened.

As one might expect, some suggested that the group had been picked up by aliens. Others say that they, uh, were likened to the case to a scene in the classic film, Cocoon. But we'll never know. Oh, that is, that is so crazy. Isn't that fucking weird? There's a bunch of dudes.

Did we already talk about the suitcase? Did we talk about that? Tomom should? Oh, on the, on the beach, the water, like the kids? Yeah, we did, right? Tomom should? Yeah, we talked about him. Yeah, I think.

No, no, not Tomom should, the, uh, the, uh, the TikTok suitcase that the kids- Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. I, I did this. I did some randonauting now, and I tell you, it's an interesting, it's an interesting thing. Wait, tell us, what happened?

Uh, you basically use some type of, like, entropy, like, randomizer, entropy-based randomizer thing to, like, generate quantum coordinates that are, like, randomized. So it's like, it's like a new sort of hobby. And you basically, like, can look for places that are either, like, a bunch of, I think this is right. I'm, I'm, you know, it's a little, it's a little bit above my pay grade when it comes to, like, exactly what it's about.

But the idea is, as far as I understand it, is you lock in your location so that it is limiting the area of search to, like, an area fairly close to you. And then you, you search using a randomization engine to, with intent, you have to, like, have intent. Think about it. Yeah. And then it will, and you can either get a, it's called, like, an anomaly or a,

I, I can't remember. It's like a void or a, or a congregation of points. One of them is, like, a bunch of random points that are, like, in one area. That's, like, one thing that you can do. And that's supposed to be, like, something that's significant. And then there's areas that are, like, completely lacking any randomized points in them. And those are, like, considered to be, like, areas that are, like, near you physically, but that you almost, like, your own travels and, like, natural, like, path through life never

leads you there. So you want, it's, like, a way, if you want to deviate from your, like, explored pathways, you want to go to these, this, this, Oh, so it kind of, like, looks at your GPS path, past maybe, and, like, sees where you go and sees where you don't. It's more, no, it's more, like, it's more, like, based on the reading and based on what you're thinking about, the void is, like, an area that's unexplored, because none of the random points leads you there.

It's, like, an empty area, like, none of your, like, intent, your quantum intent is driving you there. You're, like, purposely going somewhere. To explore. Where nothing is there for you. Like, you're, you're gonna go see something new. So, like, for example, I've seen people post, like, they, they were thinking about, they wanted to find a place with the intent of chocolate.

And they found a sign for Hershey's where the point was. Yeah, I went, I went the first time searching for something that didn't belong there. That's what I was looking for. And I got to a point that was, like, you know, when you get off, like, an off ramp of a freeway, and it's, like, round, and there's, like, an area in between, like, like a little round area, like, in the middle of the freeway, like, on the on ramp. It's kind of hard to get to by foot. So when I pulled up to it, I was a little bit disappointed realizing, like, that I couldn't

get there. But just as I pulled up, there was a cover of Creep by Radiohead playing that came on my random on, on Apple Music. And, like, I don't know if you know that song, but the chorus is, I don't belong here. I don't belong here. And it was total coincidence. And then I chained from that one, using that one as my next spot.

And me and Kelly went and we wanted to do trippy visuals. Okay. So that's, like, what we were thinking of. And, and we went to the point that it sent us, and we thought it was going to be weird because it was just in, like, a normal, like, little suburban neighborhood. But as we slowed down and looked at the house that it was in front of, like, the point was, like, on the front lawn of a specific house. We looked inside the house, and it just looked like any of the normal houses,

except inside all of the lights were off, and it was lit completely from the inside by, like, 35 different randomly colored neon lights. Huh. Isn't that insane? That's cool. What? I still don't think I understand how it works, but it's weird. I'll give it that.

Download it, Jesse. I haven't done it. I haven't done it either. It's sort of like a metaphysical, sort of, like, holistic, sort of adventure. I imagine you go in with a relatively vague thought, and you can kind of apply your context. You kind of have to just go in looking for your own significance. You know, it's like Schrodinger's.

I guess. Yeah. It's like the intention is what drives it, and so you have to find your own significance. It's not the journey. Not about what's there. That was crazy, though. That's cool.

The fact that I was, like, trippy visuals, and it was, like, a rave house. I don't even know what the hell I was looking at. It looked like they were, like, shooting Instagram pictures inside. I've never seen anything like this in the middle of nowhere. That's cool, though. Like, a place really close, within a mile that I've never been to. I want to try that. As long as this doesn't bring me to any dead bodies.

Maybe I'll try with the intent of serial killers, see what happens. Don't do that! Do it in, like, Big Bean Boy. Oh, the Boston Big Bean Boy. It'll lead you to some legal bud. Dude, I just think Freeweed, and just see where it leads. Freeweed, you know what? It's a call to action.

It's not a promise. Yeah, it'll bring me to, like, the state house. Legalize it. Yeah, it's like Save the Whales, Freeweed. Freeweed, Free the Whee. You got anything, Jesse? Well, I think that two things, really quick things. One, we've been talking a lot about Skinwalker Ranch.

And if you want to link, I don't know how often they do this, but I'm going to send you the link right now, so you can link it to everyone watching. They have been doing long live streams directly from the ranch on the History Channel YouTube page. So if you want to go watch 12 some hours of, you know, this is a 12-hour live stream of the Skinwalker Ranch. If you want to go to scrub through that

and see if you can spot aliens, that exists. You can read chat and do that. Chat is just like, you know, being chat. Yep, I imagine. Yeah. There's a photo. They tried in 2012, I believe it was, on the 4th of July to fire off fireworks in the Skinwalker Ranch

to hope to instigate activity. Didn't work. Nothing happened. It's a shame. That show is crazy. That's it? That's all I got. That's all you got, boys?

Is that it? Is that where the Chilli Mini ends? That's all I got. Jesse looks like he's real. Well, I don't, I'm trying to see if it's like, it's not a big story. Basically, last month, Poland accidentally invaded the Czech Republic.

How do you do that? No one's talking about it, but it's really funny. Basically, Poland, like, the soldiers, I guess, got confused. Invaded the Czech Republic. And then the Czech Republic's like, what are you doing? And they're like, we don't know. And so they're like, it's a misunders.

So it was, you know, it was like, all of us are standing. But nobody died then. No, but literally what it was, is like, they just like. What the? Why? Why would they get like an order? I mean, they just like march across the border. They're like, all right, this is ours now.

That's so funny. The Polish soldiers mistakenly deterred a Czechoslovak Czech. Are they Czechoslovakian? Yeah, Czechoslovakian citizens. That's insane. Wait, is it Czech? Czechoslovak?

I don't know. I don't want to. I don't want to say something that's not true. Right. Oh, but yeah. So basically it was a misunderstanding. It was cleared up, but it's just awesome. Yeah, it's funny as hell.

It's the Czech Republic. Yeah, I just want to make sure because there was a Czechoslovakia at one point. Oh, no, it's not the Czechoslovakian. It's the Czechs. Right, right, right. No, I understand. I understand.

Yeah. I didn't want to say that they were the Czechoslovakians when they're not. Well, nobody died. And, well, god dang it, Poland, you're so cute for fucking up so bad. That's what we're going to leave it off. We'll be back next week with some more

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Goodbye. Machuliamis stop. Hello. So we've got, I was going to say, hey, my chill minis. I know Jesse loves when I do that. Don't do it. Don't do it. You got to come up with something better.

I'm going to go Micheladas. The enchiladas? The enchiladas? No. Micheladas. You know what? Not as, still not as good as an enchilada, but not as good as a...

That's OK, fair enough. The listeners have attached themselves to chaluminot. Rather, rather nicely though. They're like a little chaluminots. What? We've had a few people on the Discord, or on Twitter say they like chaluminots. Like N-A-U-T.

Like an astronaut, but a chaluminot. Right. So they took the knot for... They put on a helmet and they go into... To the weird. To the weird. But like Argonauts. Yeah, but they're like chill.

Like, but they're chill. Chill. Yeah, chill minis. Yeah, chill minis. Chaluminauts is what they are. I mean, that's me the most popular so far, but if you've got better ones. If they're exploring, they are like the sailors of our podcast.

It's what I'm used to. OK, sure. The ever-expanding seas, the ever-expanding seas of our particular brand. Yeah, OK. Of paranormal mystery and murder coverage. Yeah, I'll allow it. Yeah, OK.

All right. Hell yeah. We found one that Jesse doesn't hate. How's it going, my little chaluminauts? Welcome to the minisode number 16. I think I figured out what I don't like. How's it going, my little? I don't like that part.

I feel like that. My little. How's it going, my little? And then you had like chalumin, the little, the little, the chalumin. Now, when you say it, is it like an LIL or are you saying the full little? I'm saying little. What if it's just, what if it's just your children? Oh, no.

Oh, no. There's my kids. There's, oh my god, there's my kids. Oh, my fucking kids. I'm living with my fucking kids. If there are kids, why aren't we giving them money? My children. And then you're, but there you're, but there you're chill.

No. It's got like four L's. That is a cult. That is a cult. It's fun. But you, you can make bank running a cult boys. I've heard that. That's what I'm saying.

You can get rich off of that shit. We should do it. We should do it. All right. What do we got? Boys, what do you got? I know Jesse has been excited. He has a story that he's been a great story.

Safe from memory today. But I, during the great blackout of 2020, I lost the full. I wrote out a great version of the story, lost it all. So I'm going to try and do it by memory. Bear with me. It happened. It happened in May. It's like a great story.

So I don't know if you want me to go first or last, but I got a good one. Well, I got a quick one. Let's start with this. Yeah. I have one that's more of an update than a, than a, than it's own story. Same.

There's been a Deitlov pass update everybody. One of our most popular episodes. People love that episode. The Russian government has consulted with some very like some specialist in the area and they have determined officially that the cause of death is nothing more than hypothermia. What? That's it.

That's the cause of death. That's what killed them all. Wait, was this an update? Yeah. It has an article written in Russian first and then was translated over into, to American American. Which, which Russian paper? Let me, let me get you popped up on, I want to say thank you

to the discord. It popped up on the discord first. Which Russian publication? I'm not saying I don't question many of them. Deitlov pass update. The Russian conspiracy theory that won't die. So why would you even need to come out with that? Unless Vladimir Putin listens to this podcast.

Hey Vlad, nice horseback riding. You're doing it. I'm going to read this one. This is from Daily Mail right now. Mystery of Deitlov pass is solved after 61 years. Russian prosecutors rule skiers found dead after stripping off clothes and fleeing through the woods in terror were victims of hypothermia.

Not anything else. Led by 23 year old E4 Deitlov. The experienced skiers. Again, why are professionals who have been climbing mountains? This is like no big deal compared to other mountains. Why would they under, even if they started to have hypothermia set in, why would they then run out into the

woods and like, does none of this make sense? It doesn't make sense. Sometimes, sometimes you just, none of it makes sense. I know. Sometimes you let your guard down. Sometimes the mountain creeps in when you're not expecting it. Maybe you, maybe you forgot.

Maybe you forgot how dangerous you can get. No. Maybe you rest on your laurels for too long. All of them, every single one. I look, I'm with you. It's definitely so weird. I don't think they should have closed the case, but I'm just trying to think of a way that it could be.

This is the government's suck. This is the problem where it's like, I know, hey, we got the answer. It's the thing we've been telling you the entire time. Bye everybody. And you're like, what? But now it's official because we're making an statement. Like, wait a minute.

What? Do you didn't, what? It's dumb. Yeah. I don't believe it. I don't believe it at all. We got, during that, like we've gotten emails over the couple of years too of people who've like no people in the

area and the running theory is what we've, I think we all kind of accepted too is like weapons testing, sonic weapons testing, maybe something along those lines because it was a near weapons testing area. I still prescribe to that personally, but that's all. That's all I got. Very quick deal off pass update. I was expecting greatness when you mentioned that.

I thought I was going to be like, not at all. Of course not. It comes from the government. What were you hoping for? Clarity? Like, I don't know. Like, I don't think it's, I don't think I'm ready to say what

it is. Like, I think it could be a weapons test. I think it could be, you know, I think it could be anything. Like, I think it could be any sort of like something, but I think at the very least, the evidence shows that it wasn't just a bunch of experienced hikers like fucking up super hard. Yeah.

There's so much. That's the only thing I can think of that it could actually be that makes sense and that's just not, you know, that doesn't make sense. It's not satisfying. The evidence does not point to what there's like, it's one of those things where we have evidence. It isn't like Roswell when people 50 years later are like,

then I saw the, you know, the emoji signs and I knew it was from the view. It's none of that. It is straight up, we have evidence from the time period of what happened and none of it makes sense of what they're telling us. Yep. Yeah.

It's totally crazy. But yeah, I got another update for you guys. Not as, not as, not as exciting as the Diot Love Pass update, but last week I was talking about the House of Terror, this like French, like crazy murder where this guy like disappeared after like weirdly like professionally executing his family. You guys remember this?

Yeah. So that was on Unsolved Mysteries, the new version of the show that I need to watch that Netflix put out. There's six episodes. It's very good. It's very exciting. And as you know, if you watch the old show, a big part of the show is that they reach out to you.

They like extend an invitation to the telephone number. To like, yeah, like the telephone number unsolved.com or whatever, stuff like that. But this time in the age of information, they also included a link just recently, like I think yesterday or the day before they tweeted it out, that is a Google Drive link, like straight up just a Google Drive link that you can get from their, their, their, their Netflix Twitter or whatever.

And it's, and it's all the evidence that exists on every case that they, that they cover in the stuff. So there's like, there's like pictures. Like I'm looking at the plates on like a suspect's car, like a sketch, like high res. There's a, there's like a, like a breakdown that's like the timeline. And you know, I mean, I don't know how totally useful this is. Like looking at this, it seems like it's like a little bit overly

curated, but it is a bunch of stuff. And it's a fun way to like, if you feel like you want to, you know, get involved and like participate, there's like last known footage. There's, you know, just a bunch of little things and like clips from interviews that might be a little bit longer or more, more explanatory than the ones you see in the show completely. So it's interesting.

I thought you might, as a chelouminat, you might be interested in checking it out. I had to go on the internet and just now Google. Uh, and this is the first thing that popped up. So I know everyone else has looked this up too. How many unsolved mysteries were solved? Because I needed to know, right? Cause they keep asking, have you solved apparently a lot.

260 cases, 34% were solved. That's not bad. That's not a bad percentage at all. I mean, did you ever watch the show? Do you remember like half the show is them just being like, update this guy one, one second after we aired the episode, his best friend called and said he has the murder weapon and the guy's in handcuffs at his house.

Like, that's awesome though. That's so cool. I also understand how they could only have 34% because also some of them were like, did this UFO take John's cow? And you're like, I guess, I don't know how we'd ever solve that, but okay. Yeah. Well, imagine if they got a call and be like,

I've got alien Gleepgorp in my home. He's my roommate now. He's got the cow there. They're in love. Yeah. Even a day, even a day after the new Netflix show aired, they were getting tips. That's awesome.

The watch show, I've heard nothing but good things. I got to still watch it. I just thought it was cool. Like, I mean, you're kind of play investigating a little bit. I would have to admit. I would have to admit. Oh, of course. But it's fun to go get involved and interact with information

in that way. And I think that's cool. I agree. I have to turn that off. I clicked on some of the most popular solved cases and I was like, you can't look at it right now. I'm in the middle of a podcast. Dude, watch.

There's a bunch of it on Hulu. You can watch, too. So if you ever just want to watch the old Robert Stack or the what's that guy's name? Robert Medina or whatever his only stack, only stack. No, the dude, the dude, you'd recognize him. He's like a famous. He did it for a while after stack.

Ah, look, I understand what I'm saying. Only stack. You know what? I don't know if it's possible to watch. But on Twitch, I'd love to do like a watch party. There's that. The Amazon original movie Dennis Rina. Watch the night sky or something.

Look, it can be done on the documentary on Amazon. It can be done. No, no, the movie movie. But we could do the documentary as well. I'm down if we can do a watch party. I wonder if that's something we could do. But we'll talk about that after. Yeah.

Yes, you got a story for us. Yes, it's a good one. All right. So this is from back in May. Paranormal expert and host of TV show Most Haunted, Mike Cavill was in the UK leading a group of 12 ghost adventurers, ghost, you know, explorers on a night in a disused 19th century graveyard in Skullcoats, East York.

I have literally been watching Most Haunted, not not with whoever the fuck that is, but with the OG host Yvette Fielding. That's so weird that you brought that up. I've literally been watching that like nonstop. I've been watching so much ghost stuff for an unrelated project that I may or may not be working on. So the group shows up and as they arrive at this, you know,

relatively unimportant site, you know, where the graves are kind of like tilted over and mosses on them. Are we talking about like paid tourists or like ghost investigators? Paid tourists who have who are on a night of ghost hunting. Right, right, right. So they're going there. When they arrive, they see other cars are there and they see a camera crew walking into the cemetery.

And they're like, what the, is someone actually filming here? He thought he had the night. He was going to show all the people that were with him. Look, there's, you know, you can usually hear kids singing Ring Around the Rosie. And there's been sightings of a ghostly monk named Henry who walks around the property. And Henry's probably super cool.

He's like, oh my God. All right. Well, you know, I'm going to stay out of their way. I'm going to lead my tour. I'm going to try to do my own thing and try to avoid the camera crew that is probably filming something here. And, you know, he plays it off like a joke. Like, hey, you know, it happens.

I've been places where people have come and, you know, I'm there with my crew. So I get it. Anyway, they're walking around in the cemetery and they start to hear noises. And all the people are like, oh my God, is that ghost? Is there like, is this, is that it? And Mike's like, that doesn't sound like a ghost.

And the people get scared because it sounds like wolf, like wolf howling, like, like wolf howling. And so they want to leave, but he's, you know, he's a ghost adventurer. And he's like, I'm going, I'm going to go look. So he continues deeper into the cemetery. And that's when he sees it. An entire film crew and a couple having sex.

Ah, they're getting a porn. Like they walk onto a porn set. A woman in her 30s, he says, with her knickers around her ankles, saw me push the bloke off and ran. They were going at it like rabbits. He said she was blonde. I think in her 30s still had her knickers around her ankles. We looked at her.

She looked at us and then she pushed the bloke off and bolted. The guy right after her just really tried to protect his privates from the brambles. We didn't know where to look. I'm thankful all 12 people on the tour were adults because kids sometimes come along. One elderly man was so incensed. He was right and chased after them with a walking stick.

This is my favorite quote, but I persuaded him to calm down and eat his sandwiches. All right, old man. Sit. Yes. Down. Eat your sandwiches. Have your Sammy buddy.

You ain't going to catch up to them. It's not how. Holy shit. What a trip that. Can you imagine if that's what happened at the Chiluminati like ghost chute? Yeah, we're out there doing our first live special and we're wandering around and we turn a corner

and it's just a plan. I would have been like best special ever. Apparently in the city council as well, the councilman or alderman or whoever is in charge were super pissed because they're like, we've never heard of anything like this before. And the last quote of the article is shame. It was a beautiful day too.

That is very British. I can't believe they ruined it with that sex. Yeah. So I thought that was hilarious. I love it. That's a story where like they went ghost hunting and they thought they heard something and it was just a couple having sex.

But the funniest part is there's like a huge camera crew, lighters, like grippers. That's what I'm saying. Why'd they run? They had a whole camera crew going. Just fucking. I don't know. It could go on.

It was like, you know, she was like, I'm doing this just for college bills. I don't know. I don't know. Fair enough. Fair enough. I don't know about that, but she bolted. And so.

Nobody knows who she was or what was going on. No, but that man tried to put her on blast. He described the shit out of her. 30s blonde. Nick or her leg. Describe the shit out of her. I don't think that she's like always walking around with her underwear down, though.

You never know, man. Maybe that's like a fact. I don't live in England. You're right. I feel like that's never an English fashion sense. I just don't think that's one of those things. Yeah. No, I feel like.

I don't know, man. But yeah, I love that story. I found that because I was like, I'm going to look up paranormal stories. And that's the first thing that popped up. And I was like, well, there's nothing paranormal about this, but it's hilarious. And it's, yeah, it works.

It fits you perfectly. Yeah. Love that. Thanks for supporting us, our little chaluma knots. We appreciate every dollar you give us. It helps us continue to do this and provide these mini sods and so on. Let's me eat my caviar that I get every week

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This is the. I know. Do you have any? No, I am not. Do you have any idea how expensive caviar really is? Yes, but I'll tell you and I know that if there's anyone I know who would get caviar and just be like, You're right.

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