Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 76 - Minisode Compilation 7

Episode Date: November 16, 2020

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I don't know, I think it gets a little more loving and tender every time I say it. Welcome to the next Chilmini episode 20. Hope everybody's having a great day. Thank you so much for your support. 20 really? Yes, it's the 20 mini episode. Where does the time go? It's fast, man. We're like two and a half years deep in this. Out the window. Yeah, out the window and abducted by coronavirus machines. Giant coronaviruses? Giant coronaviruses. I don't know what you boys brought. Well, I tried so hard, but you know, I didn't even know it doesn't even matter. Yeah, wasted it all. Just to watch you go. There's a track number eight on there. It's track number eight on their CD.

Number one in my heart. It was number one in my heart for a long time. I can think of at least three breakups. That song helped me get over at least three. I miss the idea of a DJ being one of the guys in the band. I miss that time. He's an important and very vital member of that from Hanson to Lincoln Park. Like, you know, most of that song. Hanson's still doing stuff. Like actually, probably. They might like right. I'd ride that. I'm sure they gave the gravy trains good. They were like 12 years old when they started. So it was like I want that music video, I think like a couple of years ago. And it's just them. It's incredibly 90s because it's just them running up and down the street, like knocking

the hats off of each other, jumping at the camera, singing, saying they can, but not knowing. Yeah. And then skateboarding down the sidewalk with like weird, like 0.5 speed speed. Very feisty boys. Yeah. And then the kind of faces they make, like very happy faces, the camera constantly is bizarre. Low budget, low budget. Anyway, the song is low. The song is like Mipetop by Doo Wop. It's like it sure does. Let's just be clear. It's a low budget song. Did they have another hit song after that? They had a couple songs though. They had like the Christmas song. They had a couple of albums. They didn't have a hit. So it was like 98 degrees

and they lasted a little longer than Hanson. But I couldn't tell you a 98 degree song to save my life. Hanson must have some other songs. I don't think so. Alex has got to know now. No, I'm sure they do, but only to the Hanson fans out there. Yeah. Hanson's song, Summer Time Blues, was great. You guys suck. Mbop is top song. Second song is Finally It's Christmas. Wow, that's undats. Hanson Christmas. Then it's an Owl City song featuring Hanson. Oh no, dude. Then it's another Christmas song. Then it's two more versions of Mbop. Then it's a song called Where's the Love. Have you ever been to an Owl City concert before?

I've been to a postal service concert. Is that the same thing? It is not. I went to an Owl City concert in like 2017, 2018. Very weird vibe. I feel like there's a lot of different ages. Yeah. It's like a lots of girls who, well, I say women who are like in their 30s screaming like they're 16 again. Can I just say that sounds like to me a great night. It's like that is my target audience right now. I have like head women in their 30s. They're drinking a lot, but also the songs are not so subtly about how God gave him his career. Yeah. And those ladies are going to give him every song. He's like thanking God for, you know, him being able to put on a contract 200 people. The penitent man will pass. You know what they say?

Yeah. Penitent, penitent. Owl City sounds like the postal service. Yeah. What'd you get? What'd you bring us today, boys? What weird news around the world is happening? I got stuff for you. What is it? Alex, Jesse, Mike, whoever. So here's the thing. I received an email. You might have as well about this. We talk often on our show about, you know, classified information and top secret information. I got an email from a listener who literally gave me his information, but said, do not say any of this on the show. We get a few of those. Yeah. So I was like, all right, cool. I will simply say a viewer who may or may not have given me information about who this viewer is was like, hey,

I know you guys talked a lot about classified and top secret stuff. If you need any help with it, or you want to get the right verbiage or, you know, military insider knowledge, I'd be happy to help you, but, you know, don't include my name. And I was like, all right. So this is the email that I got. We have to come coast to coast online. Yeah. I mean, but this isn't like weird or anything. This is just no clarification for us. I don't get weird. Thank you, internet. Thank you for keeping me off those lists. I have an active clearance, the details of which I do not want to discuss and obviously will not be providing any information of an unclassified level. That said, professionalism and the professionalization of your discussion

is something that I want to help with in regards to common misunderstandings regarding secret or higher information of the knowledge within the government the public must speculate on. All right. In case you don't get back to me, here's a few pointers in terms of government classification. One, we do not say classified sensitive information is only referred to by technical classification level, something like secret or top secret, etc. These levels are unclassified, unclassified for official use only. That would be things like medical records, social security numbers, etc. Right. Sensitive. This is an uncommon one generally used for like domestic operations. Secret, this is sensitive target and intelligence information open largely to anyone

in the military and attached contractor, someone like associated with it. As you obtain a secret during your basic training, that kind of thing, like something you would learn, they teach you that you would need for knowledge about if you're going overseas or whatever. Then there's secret, no foreign national. And this is secret level, but must not be shared with any counterparts from an allied country. This is typically British and Aussie folks stationed with us. And there's top secret. This is obviously more sensitive to critical national security. There is top secret sensitive compartmentalized information. This is information that is top secret, but like don't share between departments of the government. And then there is top secret

sensitive compartmentalized information, TK. And I'm not sure what TK stands for, but this is like total combat. To kill. The authors of this says I cannot discuss these details on an unclassified network, whatever that means. That probably like fucking Google emails. I don't know. And then there's top secret sensitive compartmentalized information, TKCI and TKFS. Same as above, but the CI and FS identify an individual having successfully completed a full polygraph examination administered by the intelligence agency. This is a random tangent. Has it been proven that polygraph tests are fucking bullshit? They're just not good for like deciding whether or not somebody's innocent or guilty of a crime.

Yeah, they actually, polygraphs, they work, but they're easily manipulated. Because they don't, yeah, they're not telling you if you're lying or not, just measuring your body's reaction, right? Correct. To the question. And it's something like me who's an anxiety-ridden person. I imagine it, but you just be like, whoa, he's scared. Yeah, that whole thing where you can put like a tack in your shoe. Have you ever saw that? I have heard of that, yeah. The pain, if you like press down on the tack, the pain in your body will cause it to spike. And so you'll get weird readings. Like if they ask you your name and you press down,

you say, Jesse Cox, it will read like, that's not his name, like that kind of thing. And you can really screw up the test. Yeah. Sorry, continue with the classifications. I just, you said polygraph and my brain was like, hey, I know something about that. I mean, I would, I would, I would trust, like if there's, if there's two agents standing in front of me and they're both the same level of security clearance and one of them has taken a polygraph test and the other one hasn't, I'm going to trust the one that has. Absolutely. Absolutely. Um, the remainder of the clearance levels may only be discussed in a top secret facility

or higher. So that is all on this topic. I look forward to helping you guys on the future. So I guess there's other higher things than top secret guy took a polygraph test that they could only talk about, which is probably those things that, um, fall under, you know, the, when, when the, uh, government goes into those rooms that are like sealed, you know how the last few years they've had to, when, especially when dealing with Russia, they're like, we all went to this meeting and a sealed room. And then like people were trying to order pizza there. Remember that, that whole thing. And people were like, you idiots, you're trying to sell your spy vibes. Yeah. Yeah. So there's a lot of that as well.

And so I thought that was interesting because you're right. We keep saying stuff like it's classified information when I guess technically that's, you know, although I guess wouldn't classified fall under the umbrella of everything because there would be classified and then unclassified. I think classified is more like you're just hinting at like a state of the information. Like it's in some way classified. Sure. You know what I mean? Like it's classified into one of these specific groups. Yeah. Uh, but all I'm hearing is that we, the chilluminati now has spies in it. Right. Well, I was actually going to say as well, but we actually got an email from, um, somebody who works in the military, not somebody who

deals with the top secret stuff, but wanted to clarify, uh, about the idea of, uh, the military showing up at Roswell, for instance, and being like panicky. And he says, um, cause he, he, he gave me his branch and stuff. And I, uh, I, for one, I don't remember what it is. And for two, I don't even remember giving me permission to say it. So I ain't calling people. Yeah. Exactly. But what he said is like the military tends to be reactionary and hoarders. And so even if it was something of theirs and it wasn't even all that top secret, the military is likely going to lock it down and just scoop it all up and make it secret until some, until a time later, which they can address it at some point, the, the way that they handle

crashed little tests and whatnot, or even just crashed at weather balloons is always almost the same. They just, they hoard things. They just take things and then they put them away. And they, as long as they have them, they're safe. And that's how they kind of think. So when looking back at the Roswell thing, uh, the idea that they kind of showed up. Yeah. That's not necessarily out of the realm of the norm for the military. When something mysterious might hit the ground and all they want to do is bring it back and hide it away. I don't know. I still don't know about flying a weather balloon to Washington DC, but other than that, I do, I do. Yeah. Yeah. I'm with you. But that's been the military's MO for ever. I mean, ever since they spirited away that treasure

from the Egyptians and gave it to George Washington and it, you know, remember guys, remember in national treasure, remember that? Oh yeah. I actually never saw a national treasure. The facts presented in that film. Yeah. Remember the facts? All right. First off, we discovered the real travesty today. Mathis, how have you never seen national treasure? You've said this about three movies. I'm really sorry, but you are going to be, like, the longer you realize how very little I've seen in movies, the more disappointed you're going to be with me. I am so. Never seen Shawshank Redemption, for instance. Like a classic in everybody you should see. But here's the thing. I would, I would rather you watch national treasure. I would rather sit

down with you to watch a national treasure. That movie will make you so happy. Especially, man. Shawshank is nothing because we all know what's going to happen. We're all going to watch it. We're going to be like, damn. What a classic. What a classic movie. I'm so sad now. Yeah. That would be like one single masculine tear. Whatever. But national treasure. National treasure. That's the key line of the movie. You know what I mean? Well, my trip in April to see you guys was supposed to be has now turned into an extra week and we have to watch a movie every night. It's just, it's just said in April of 2021 now. Yeah. Exactly. It's April of 2020. Love to. I now have a life objective of making you watch. I need to find out what movies you

haven't seen and force you to watch them just so I can be in the room with you. Listen, I'll just tell you, no, basically. How have you not seen national treasure? How? I haven't seen close encounters of the fourth kind either. Eh, whatever. No, it's good. It's the third kind, but it's good. Good. Sorry. It's good to say fourth kind. That's the B rated sequel, correct to VHS. That's the trans morphers. Right. I can't believe that you're an alien fan and you in your head don't have like... You don't have that in your brain? I don't. And I know the history of the making of that film and like how Spielberg talked to the people who were worked on Project Blue Book and all that other stuff. I'm so upset right now. How is this

possible? Spielberg's like the original Tom DeLonge. Right? Yeah. What do you got for us, Alex? I'm going to tell you about La Mancha Negra. Sorry. Oh. Okay. So this article is from Mysterious Universe. Another podcast out there about this kind of stuff. They are many more resources than the Chilluminati podcast, but one of the things they have is a great website. Give us 10 years then. We'll be there. Yeah. One of the things they have is a great website where people write articles of the weird. So this is about La Mancha Negra. This one's by Brent Swancer. In 1986, in Caracas, Venezuela, on the highway between the city and the airport, guys were out doing maintenance on the road and they noticed this like black

shit oozing out of the ground that was like half liquefied chewing gum. And like tar almost? Yeah. Kind of tar looking. And it was just a few patches at first, 50 yards each, you know, which is a lot. It's like a half a football field. But you know, it's this black shit was like coming out. And then eventually it started spreading to the point that eight mile stretches of the road were like they were covered in this stuff. It's a 30 mile road and eight miles of it were like in some way obstructed by this goo. And it came and go randomly, came and went randomly. Like when it's hot, it bubbled up more often than when it wasn't hot. It never appeared in the wilderness just near the road. Everybody's

like, what the hell is it? And by 1992, apparently it had caused over 1,800 deaths because of how slippery it was. That's a lot. That's a lot of deaths. Nobody searched, like researched into this thing. What? Yeah. So locals were like, this is La Mancha Negra, which if you don't know Spanish, that means the black stain. And a taxi driver was quoted as saying, driving with La Mancha Negra is like driving in the Grand Prix. You got to be careful or you'll die. They can offer me double the fare. But if La Mancha Negra is bad, I won't drive. It's not worth dying for. Started spreading even further. And at first people went in thinking, obviously this has to do with how these roads were made. There's something crappy happening here,

like some shoddy workmanship or something like that. But they tried throwing limestone on it. They tried washing it away with pressurized hoses. They could not get rid of it. Until 1996, this German company or this German equipment came over and they cleaned it semi-permanently. But then it came back in 2001. So they ran tests. Like where? Does it have a source? It just oozes up out of the ground. And preliminary tests. Why would they not tear up the roads? I would be like, what the fuck is this shit? It's too expensive. It's too expensive to do that. So tests show that it's made of dust, oil, and various organic and synthetic materials.

Synthetic? It's still the operating theory is just that it's some type of bad road work. That's all they got. Or that maybe like car shit, just like slowly soaking into the ground and then eventually is there like diagnosis is car brake fluid and oil and all that crap just like seeping into the ground. It doesn't make sense that it seems like car shit to me. It doesn't make sense in just in Caracas, Venezuela. Nobody knows like what happened. Some people think it might just be like evidence of corruption and like crappy work in like the public sector, something like that. But we all know what it really is, which is that entity on that planet that killed Tasha Yar. Makes perfect sense to me. At least data got the bone before she went out.

Why is that the one takeaway you had? The car is a show, man. You got to watch that show. Season one is so bad and that's the only good parts of it is just the terrible, terrible plot lines. Wait, data banging and Picard? Data bang Tasha Yar in season one. Yeah. Oh, I thought you meant Picard. I was like, aren't they all dead? She's 70 now. I'm just saying, you know, watch Picard. Card is terrible. If you like data fucking, you might want to watch Picard. Have you seen Picard? No, I haven't seen any of it. Have you played Mass Effect 2? Yes. We're sure. All right. That's what I hear. I'm not, I'm like, I'm like, I don't ever.

It literally is actually the same story. Yeah. Well, thank you for that oozing, slippery slickness. That's what they all say, baby. Thanks for listening, everybody. You all nasty. You all nasty. Thank you, my little chill minis for hanging out with us. Don't say that. Don't stop that. Stop this. When will you just accept it, Jesse? My little chluba. Now that's a good ass episode. That is a good ass Star Trek episode. That one's actually super entertaining. I was just somebody from, I was just somebody from Livingston Scotland talking about what I saw. Yeah, right, right, right, right, right, right. Jesse, just be thankful that it's

chluminauts and chill minis because people like, they were tossed around the idea of being called children and calling you daddy. Children is the word. You specifically call you dad. I'm not opposed to people calling me daddy, but it's context. It's about context. Yeah, it's a context thing. Like, you know, there's a time and place to be called daddy, and none of it involves children, at least for me. No, sir. So I'm, I'm fine here on that. Thanks for listening, everybody. We'll be back next week. Bye. Bye. How's it going, my little chill minis? My little chluminauts. Hey, I hate this. It started off so much weirder than I expected. That's because I rescind. I don't want to stay for

this. You didn't know you were getting into it. This is how we. Hello, my little ch-chili millies. It's so weird. Uh, listen, there was a, there was, at some point, the fans were debating calling themselves children, so they could simply call Jesse. I don't like that. Stop it. Children, chilluminauts. Chilluminauts, what they settled on. Chilluminauts. I don't have any children that I'm aware of you. Welcome, Dodger. And thanks for hanging out with us on this little chillmini. Thanks for inviting me on. Yeah, no problem. We're happy to have you. We just, we simply talk about weird news that's happening out there in the world and either laugh at it or,

in my case, try and convince Jesse it's proof that aliens are actually real. Sure. Delightful. I'm ready. Let's do it. So it's a lot similar to our other show that we do. Rubs fingers together. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Alex, you brought something that's fascinating because I think it's, everybody's heard about this. Yeah, this is kind of the big mystery of the week. This happened September 1st, which as of this recording was three days ago. This is super crazy because the reports came in overnight that the FBI launched an investigation into this incident because an American Airlines pilot on Sunday was coming in on a vector into LAX and he got on the little

intercom with the tower and he was like, tower American 1997. We just passed the guy in a jet pack and the American, like the tower is like American 1997. Okay. Thank you. Were they off to your left or right side? And he's like off the left side, maybe 300 yards or so about our altitude, which at this point, I believe was about 3000 feet in the air. Oh, that's wild. Yeah. And he was like, we just saw the guy pass us by in the jet pack. A second pilot says from a jet blue flight, they both saw it. And then the traffic controller was just like, only in LA, which I think is like a crazy thing to say at that time when you don't know who the guy is in the jet pack flying over the airport in 2020. But according to the FBI, who has somebody on the ground called Laura

Eimiller, she said that agents were investigating at LAX. The FBI is aware of the reports by pilots and is working to determine what occurred. Nobody knows anything about it. But the official explanation of what went down was two airplane, two airline flight crews reported seeing what appeared to be someone in a jet pack as they were on their final approach to LAX around 635 p.m. on Sunday. The FAA alerted local law enforcement to the reports and is looking into those reports. And that's literally all it is. But the thing that's crazy about this is that like according to the Wikipedia article on jet packs, which maybe isn't the last word on jet packs, but like there hasn't really been like a like a lot of technology that makes a jet pack that looks

very similar to like what you would imagine, say the Rocketeer or Iron Man to have. So the idea that somebody's floating in the air like in like what I can only assume is probably restricted air space over at airport. You know what I mean? Like yeah, that's probably something crazy. Like I don't know exactly what it is. I want to see you all in Zoom. Here's a video because I this article like I you know I heard about it as well as send me down to jet pack rabbit hole. Here's a video of a dude in Dubai that literally like look at that. Like have you seen this? Yeah. I mean this is that smooth. Yeah. And he like you zoom up to the rest of the video. He flies through the city in this thing. That is that is crazy. So maybe it is maybe it

is something like this, but they didn't I don't I haven't heard anything about what the actual mechanism looks like itself. Yeah. So I have no idea. I have no idea like what the possibility could be. I saw that I was watching those guys that do the special effects breakdowns. The corridor guys. You know those guys? Corridor digital. Yeah. Corridor digital. They're like you know they just do like fun special effects type stuff on the internet, but they were at some place in LA that had some sort of jet pack technology, but it was like very much not like this Dubai guy. It was very much like I think it had like a like a hose that attached it to the ground and he was able to like he was holding

two things too. So he was able to do the like little like princess arms iron man thing that he does to like well there's there's the jet packs that I've seen in the past are the one that has the two like side nozzles coming out that are sort of away from the person that those are what propel you. I've seen the ones that are the water jet packs that use the water to keep you off the ground and they like go up and down like yeah dolphins. There are these jet man jet packs like in this video where it looks like the wings of a plane on your back. There are many different varieties of them that exist, but I think that the the goal, the life goal is the one that's literally just a Mandalorian jet pack where you just strap it to your back and you're like pew and you Tony Stark

your way through stuff. Yeah. I mean honestly this Dubai guy like if you told me oh it was this I would be like that explains it like that. I mean I didn't realize that there was technology like this. He has no way to land though so he just goes until he runs out of fuel and then he parachutes. Really? No he's landing. Well yeah he parachutes into an area like but he has to go until he runs out of fuel. There's like in the beginning of the video where he's going up and down but once he's like flying flying. The one that I'm thinking of as being like oh this is the future there is a video on YouTube for those of you who want to look it up it's called the how gravity built the world's fastest jet suit. Jet suit is the term I was looking for. It literally is Iron Man. The dude has

the the engines on his hands that he uses to move him and like change his direction and then he has a giant thing on his back and that's it. Yeah this is the thing that I was looking at. Oh wow they've really they've taken it out of the hanger. This is literally the exact technology that I was looking at. It moves so fast it's so neat although this is extremely dangerous. Yeah this looks so dangerous. I was just gonna say like I know thank you. One accidental turn of the wrist and you're just like I like know I would just break my goddamn face on this like I would smash myself into the water and like die. I would be dead in like two seconds. Oh it's wild. That scares the hell out of me. Well yeah it happened there was a guy in a jet pack over LAX and nobody is like that worried about

it for some reason. It's just like a crazy thing that everybody's just willing to accept in this crazy waterfall of crazy news all the time but like I mean what the hell was that? What was that? Maybe it was Jetman. Maybe it was. Maybe it was an alien dude. Listen did you hear in quarantine UFO sightings are up like 30% around the world? Look people are bored. People seeing UFOs on time. I was gonna say that's because everybody's drunk. Okay anyway so moving on. I got some light hearted news for you. Do you want to save it or do you want me to have mind blowing stuff for the end? It's your call. Do you want to do light hearted news at the end or do you want me to like leave people questioning reality? Oh god. What? What a tease. Now I gotta say let's just save yours

to the end then. Let's let the people question. This is an easy one. I went Italy just literally three days ago the article flat earthers seek edge of the world but end up on an island off Sicily. A pair of flat earth enthusiasts from northern Italy set sail from Sicily with the intention of reaching the remote island of Alampadusa which for them represented the edge of the flat world reports of Italian paper, record, etc. So just so you know these couples the flat earth that they believe in because there's many different kinds is the kind that has an ice wall. Right of course that makes so much sense. They're going to sail just the two of them to go find the ice wall at the edge of the earth. That's their plan. Unfortunately a middle-aged man and woman

undertook their escapades in full lockdown breaking the strict COVID-19 travel restrictions in the place three months ago. The story which is only coming to light today reveals that the hapless pair reached the northern Sicilian port of Termini and Emerice, I'm going to butcher these names, where they sold their car and bought a boat. From here they set sail for their desired destination but ended up instead on the island of Ustica 60 kilometers to the northwest of Palermo and not remotely near Alampadusa which is, I'm butchering it again, which is located to the far south of Sicily near the coast of Tunisia. The disoriented pair arrived into the harbor of Ustica tired, thirsty, and risking shipwreck to the dismay of the local mayor, the carabinieri

in the coast guard according to the Italian media. The funny thing is, quote, the quote, the funny thing is that they oriented themselves with a compass, an instrument that works on the basis of terrestrial magnetism, a principle that they as flat earthers should refuse. Salvatore, a doctor at the entire department of the Ministry of Health, told Italian newspaper La Stampa, after disembarking in the midst of a coronavirus pandemic, the two were escorted to Palermo where they were placed in quarantine on board their boat for 15 days. They tried, however, doesn't end there, the couple decided to risk a daring escape by sea, which also did not go according to plan. Being inexperienced seafarers, the two were picked up

by the harbour master not far from the coast despite being at sea for three hours. Escorted back again to the port, the pair then made another attempt to escape, this time ending up in the home of a mythomaniac man who claimed falsely to be coronavirus positive before they eventually returned home to Veneto by land to the understandable general leaf of everybody around, reports the magazine. What a what a fucking wild like last stop before you're done. So there's some fun idiots in the world still trying to prove the earth is flat while using technology that requires the earth to be round and failing miserably. Jesse, all right, I hand it to you. Okay, I warned everyone. All right. Let's leave earth for a hot sec. I've been waiting to hear you say

that long on day since day one. Well, researchers at the Korea Astronomy and Space Institute released an article that posits something that is an idea that we don't really think about all that often when it comes to space. And what they suggest is that we need to think of space as being much bigger and more complicated than we already think of it. And we think of it as being very complicated as is. I was going to say we already consider it to be fairly complicated. What they're saying is that like we see space as kind of like looking in between the cracks, right? Like an ant would see certain things. It wouldn't see the table. It would see like part of the leg and try to figure out like how that leg worked, right? And they're saying we see space as like fragments of a

bigger picture that we yet don't understand. And so they released this article. And what they're saying is that after analyzing 445 galaxies, surprisingly, galaxies, six meepa, meparsex, basically 20 million light years apart are moving the exact same way. They observed, for example, a galaxy moving towards Earth was mirrored the exact same way by a distant galaxy moving in the exact same direction. This discovery, they said, is new and quite unexpected. I've never seen any previous report of observations or any prediction from situations like these that represent this phenomenon. Since the galaxies are too distant for the gravitational fields to be influencing each other at all, Lee posits another explanation that the linked galaxies are embedded within

the same larger scale structure. Another puzzling thing from this is that... Yeah, like we're like a Jackson Pollock painting. And there are repeating patterns and fractals that are within space. And there's another galaxy that is behaving exactly like we are despite what seems to be randomness. Well, another puzzle suggesting the influence of large scale structures has become clear over recent years. It is observed that galaxies surrounding our own Milky Way are weirdly arranged in a single flat plane. Big Bang thinking we suggest that anything circling us would be expanding at all sorts of different angles based on an explosion, right? Exploding out. Right, because outward, yeah. And that it's obviously for adherence of that way of viewing

known as the ACDM model that is a Roman A. So I don't know if that's what it's supposed to be if it's a Greco-Roman A. Alpha. Yeah, maybe the Alpha CDM model. This is a very troubling anomaly. Anomaly. Boy, I couldn't say that word. They also suggest that that too could be because we are a part of or seeing a larger object. Certainly, imagining a vast, utterly gigantic object in space that is comprised of these galaxies is kind of a different way of looking at how the internet works or the internet, the galaxy works. I was like, what a heel turn. But they're saying that it's hard for us to really, truly know them because we see things smaller than they actually are, right? Because from far away, we can see giant superstructures

in space and we can see massive nebula and all these different things, but that's so far away. When looking at where we're at in the galaxy, the things we see are, we see only the little parts of it. An ant will never be able to see the whole table. Yeah, we're basically living between our own atoms is kind of the idea. We're so small compared to something so big that we truly can't see the connectors, but what we do see is that things are moving in the same way and things are changing in the same way. And is it like Dodger said, where it's just there's so much that chance and logic means that, of course, something's going to happen, or are they in some way profoundly connected and we just don't quite know how yet? And that's kind of what they're

looking at. Are we on a tapestry that was intended to be a certain way? Or perhaps a marble in the locker of the gym bag of an alien in the end of Men in Black. And then Will Smith has like a slightly weirder tuxedo on at the end and he flies away. No, tuxedo. It's a suit. Goodbye. Thank you for that, Alex. Oh, God. I love that shit like that, though, because it's just such a fucking reminder of just like, we are nothing. We are specks of specks of specks and that is just no way to know what the fuck's out there. One video on the Internet. If you ever want to just like question reality, that one video on the Internet that's like the size of Earth compared

to the entire universe, you always forget. Like you think like, oh, yeah, the universe, the universe. It's huge. But like when it does that thing where it pulls out and shows our galaxy, then it pulls out and shows like our galaxy cluster, then it pulls out and shows like the many like whatever it's called when it's like the many, many, many galaxies that are part of us. And then it pulls out and it's like, and then we're part of this like one little tiny place of all these other bajillion galaxies. You're like, we are insignificant. I'm about to become a nihilist all of a sudden, just like eff it. Why? Why bother? Yeah. Yeah, who cares? Nobody should argue about whether or not they're waifus or shit because all waifus are shit in the grand scale of the universe.

We're all shit and everything is shit. Thank you. So we might as well spend this time loving each other, right? Might as well play the Mario All Stars pack on Nintendo Switch until your teeth fall out. What? I don't know. Everything okay over there? Are you good? What do you mean? That's nihilism, right? Guys, come on. Thanks for joining us on this chill mini. She's a little chill man. We appreciate your support patrons very, very much. We will be back next week with a new chill mini for you right here on the Patreon. Goodbye. We love to see it. Bye. Bye, chili bubbies. Nope. Chili bubbies. And just with that are the names. I'm so sorry. Chili bubbies. All right, I'm going to stop this.

I love my little chill luminoths. I don't know. No, no, thank you. Welcome back. No, thank you. Are you ready to get low? No. No. How's everybody doing? Not good. No, Jess. I've been better. I gotta say, I'm doing great. I'm glad to hear it, because we're about to make your life so much better. I don't like that promise either. I don't know what you boys brought for some news, but I'm going to open it up today because this comes from September 18th. This is two days ago, 2020. Unidentified forest object found in the Polish wilderness with a picture, of course. Forest object? Do you say you're going to put it in the chat? I'll put it in the Zoom chat.

Yeah, I want to see this picture. You're going to love where this article comes from. What is this? Unidentified forest object. A UFO. Unidentified forest, you are object. Oh my God, what the fuck? A man exploring a forest in Poland came upon a rather puzzling sight in the form of a mysterious object that some have likened to a down UFO. Pictures of the pear-shaped piece of debris were submitted to the Polish newspaper Ekodynia last week by a reader, Damogala, is all I'm just going to say the last name, by a reader Damogala, who said that they had discovered the strange and rather sizable oddity while visiting a wooded area in the province

of Swieckorski. That's pretty good. Yeah, not bad. The object seems to be metallic and based on what looks to be significant weathering may have been in the forest for quite some time. So Alex and Jesse can see this object too. It looks like metro, like dead ass. Like it looks like some fallen piece of Chernobyl or something. He says the person who found it noted that they weren't the first one to find it as there were a number of empty bottles of booze scattered around the site. As for what the object could have been, the newspaper suggests that it could have been some kind of construction equipment akin to a concrete mixer. More imaginative observers pointed out the debris somewhat resembles a famed acorn-shaped craft reported in the legendary

Kecksburg UFO case and argued that perhaps it was the downed alien craft. There's no way. It literally looks like it's made of some sort of, you know, metal or steel. Yeah, something. Yeah. It looks like it's from wartime. It looks like a piece of a boat, but I mean, I can totally see like, you know, those like drawings of UFOs. It kind of has that vibe of like a drawing from like the fifties of a UFO. Yes, it's definitely got that vibe. Absolutely. Also, though, like a point in the articles made as well is like, how would a UFO crash in the wilderness without the government ever picking it up? But I don't know. I don't know. I mean, it's probably like stealth technology from another world. I don't know. I mean, yeah, usually. Anyway, it's cool as

hell. It looks cool as hell. It's if you want to find it, y'all, it's over on coast to coast. It's tight. If you want to go take a look at the coast, take a look at the article. It's an article by Tim Binnell. That's me. I think it's cool. Take it away, gents. What do you got? Okay. So I have have been looking for a new episode to do, which I just found out today is going to be episode 69. So now we just found out today, too. I think it's still going to work. I think it's still going to work now that I know that I need to do an episode 69. But this is one of the stories that I was looking up that I wanted to maybe do. But it's really a great little story. But it's but it's it's a little too short for an episode. So I just wanted to like run, give you a rundown of

it really quick. Based on this article from my London about a place called High Gate Cemetery. And this crazy thing that happened in the 70s there, it's in London. And basically, it's a North London Cemetery that has a bunch of famous people in it. Carl, Carl Marx is in there. George Elliot is in there, right? It's it's like got the classic look of a cemetery. Like they used it for movies a lot of the times, just because it has that like scary sort of like almost like a forest of gravestones vibe, if you can imagine. Sure. I got you. But people started to see this like dark figure roaming the graveyard at night with red eyes. And it looked like he was maybe floating off the ground, like not really walking. And so people started to

call this thing the vampire, right? And okay, then this guy comes onto the scene and writes a letter about it in the like local newspaper, this guy, David Ferrant. And he's a like Wicca guy who's like really deep into the like, sort of like alternative religions world at the time in England. And he claims that on Christmas Eve, 1969, he saw something in the cemetery and he's and that he found also foxes in the cemetery that had slit throats. And he was the he was the president of some occult society. And then another guy named Shawn Manchester got interviewed for another article about this. And he said that this thing was actually not just a regular vampire, but that it was a king vampire who was from Wallachia. That's what that's not real.

That's what makes him a king vampire. That's not real. That's what he actually said. And he said that the body was buried in Wallachia and then resurrected by somebody, a modern like Satan practitioner, Satanist practitioner, like in modern time, like in the 70s. And that's why this is just what we do. This isn't you know, this now. So he so this guy, Manchester was also the president of another occult society. And he was also apparently the bishop of a church. And he said that he was going to get rid of the vampire. And and then the other guy, the first guy who wrote the letter, the other occult guy said that everything had been like sort of like blown out of proportion and that the media was sort of like hyping over hyping it and that it was

just a basic ass ghost, not really like some crazy king vampire at all. It's just a basic ghost, please. So then in 1970, the guy Manchester published a book called The Highgate Vampire. And then the other guy published a book called Behind the Highgate Vampire, Beyond the Highgate And then they started kind of like feuding. And there was like a TV special about this angry mob of people that were like on both of these guys sides, headed to the cemetery to like take out this vampire with like vampire murder game like stakes and crosses. And they both were interviewed. And then the one guy Manchester said that he was going to have a vampire hunt every night at the cemetery with people to like keep the other guy out.

So there was literally people lining up to participate and hopping the fence. Graves were getting opened, corpses were getting beheaded. They were staking, they were staking corpses. They're just going all out. And the whole time there was still sightings. And then they both started competing and trying to be the first to kill the vampire until finally in 1973, they decided to have a duel, a magic duel with with who the two guys. Okay. The two guys were tired of each other's shit. And they were like, we're going to have a magic duel on April 13 1973 Parliament Hill. We're going to have it. But then these rumors started happening that there was going to be

all these sacrifices and then a cat was going to die. And then they were going to be naked virgins everywhere. And then somebody's cat went missing. And so this, this the first guy, he got like villainized in the media by this like rights association or something for like beheading a cat. And so then they got arrested because shit got started getting too real. And eventually it ended when Mr. Ferrant, the first guy was arrested, carrying a crucifix across a crucifix and a stake and damaging graves. And he did sue the newspaper for making him look like a cat killer. And they still feud to this day and do weird like voodoo tricks on each other. And it's just this crazy thing that happens in England. It's ridiculous,

ridiculous. I love it. I joined that mob. Honestly, I know you would be like, I will duel you with my wizard power is for kicks though, right? Like you're just, right? Yeah. Well, maybe, maybe I'll get some powers out of it. I don't think it's for kicks. I think it's like, what's the over under on I getting wizard power though? What if I get a vampire? Yeah, right? Can I become a vampire? Will he feast on me or will he turn me into one of his thralls? I just would love to know. Well, you're right. Okay, cool. All right, let me bring us back to reality for a sec. Let me take us back. Come with me. So on the 12th of this month, the New England Journal of Medicine, this is, this is, hey, for all of you out there

who want some good, good news in the world. The New England Journal of Medicine on the 12th published a unproven, but promising theory that they are going to be studying now, which is that the universal face mask mandate might actually be doing unintended consequence things, but in like a positive light. Okay, okay, okay. I got really triggered for like one second and now we're good. So apparently, as it's been stated, unless you have an like the N95 mask, whatever it is, you're not stopping particles from getting to you, right? Like the idea of a mask is that you are, you know, protecting your spittle from hitting other people. And then if everyone's wearing a mask, everyone's protecting the like bits. And so you're making it safer for

everyone. Like the whole idea, right? Well, what the New England Journal of Medicine is proposing is, and they're going to start studying this is that, all right, so we understand that it's not stopping all the virus, but we understand that wearing a face mask helps reduce the severity of the virus and ensures a greater proportion of the new infections are asymptomatic. If the hypothesis is true, academics are arguing that universal mask wearing may be some sort of a virillation, virillation, I hope that's how you say that, that would generate immunity thereby spreading the virus to the United States. Essentially, you're micro dosing yourself with COVID. And so your body is fighting it because it's getting at such a small level that more and

more people over time will slowly become, they'll slowly get like, you know, some level of immunity to it. And so increasing evidence shows the amount of virus someone's exposed to, the dose of the virus, may determine the severity of their illness. Indeed, a large study published by the Lancet last month found that viral load at diagnosis was independent predictor of mortality. So wearing masks could therefore reduce the infectious dose that the wearer is exposed to and subsequently impact the disease as the mask filters out some of the virus containing droplets. And then they give you like a great chart where they talk about like while talking what it does and while coughing and while sneezing and then like what I'm wearing a mask and then like all the way down to surgical

mask and what they can do for you. And then they say the theory, if the theory bears out, researchers argue population wide mask wearing might ensure a higher portion of COVID-19 infections are asymptomatic. Better still, as data has emerged in recent weeks suggesting that there can be strong immune responses from even mild or asymptomatic infection, researchers say that any public health strategy that helps reduce the severity of the virus such as mask wearing should increase population wide immunity as well. And so they're going to be looking into viral load and studying that and they're saying this is like a great thing to learn before any vaccine comes out because this is another way of dealing with it because they're saying there's a lot of asymptomatic

cases and they were wondering why that is and they're like maybe it's because all these people are being micro-dosed on COVID. That's why I thought that was fascinating. That makes, oh obviously the studies need to be done and stuff, but that makes a lot of sense and is actually really great to hear. Yeah, it's nice to have a little good news. It's a scenario, you're still doing the right thing by wearing a mask and you're still helping other people. It's just, it might actually be better. Yeah, they're saying like, look, we can't guarantee like some people can wear a mask and they'll still get sick, right? It depends on so many factors, but they're saying that if you're wearing a mask and you are exposed that they're seeing an increase in asymptomatic

cases and so now they're like, we need to study this. So it's interesting to me. It's interesting to me and yet another reason to just wear a mask when you go outside. Just listen to scientists and doctors. It's crazy what that does for you. Yeah. And all right, weird to listen to the educated folks. Yeah. Well, that's what we're going to end today's Chill Mini. Thank you all so much on Patreon for your support and those who are listening a little bit later for free and the little minis. We love you. Thank you so much for your support and listening to us. We'll be back next week with some more Chill Minis for you and keep an eye out if you guys have jumped up to the $20 tier. It's we're coming up on October already. We'll have some new digital poster stuff coming your way

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