Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 80 - Minisode Compilation 8

Episode Date: December 17, 2020

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but It follows episode 69 This is main chaluma 90 episode and chill. Mm-hmm. It's just the way you're saying things It's love Chill I don't know that love is the what you're what I'd say loved. Thank you I feel love that I'm doing my job. Hello there. No, that's not see That's what I want to hear in my ears right well to me. Hello there behind my neck. All right What this?

This is the this is the mini version of episode 69. It's still gonna have a weird energy. We're still here This is probably gonna air in like December on Christmas Day or some shit, but sorry about that for any yeah for everybody else Alex take it away. You also you want you want to be the last one else you want to be like the grand finale It's fine. I just I just found a story that's do a sex. That's all it is This is from the mirror dot co dot UK. Here's the headline sex cult led by a 77 year old man known only as the doctor Perfect Sex cult is run by a man called the doctors like I just said it is raided by the police. This was in July They had a headquarters in Novara near the city of Milan

He is accused of running the unnamed group allegedly He allegedly subjected young women and minors to sexual acts over the course of 30 years That the cult has a pyramid structure with the most loyal followers working right underneath the doctor The only way to make a cult work. Yeah, it has to be pyramid pop down always It has all the classic things they venerate their leader like a god They did his bidding under threat of social isolation The classic does they have a doomsday? Does they have a doomsday? Do we know? No, I don't think he has a doomsday. It's more of like a sex thing

So the group was run under a form of like Celtic style mysticism Where women are like persuaded to submit to sexual sexual abuse and the idea is that if you have sex with this guy It will light your inner fire and that is like what you need to get your shit done those in the inner circle were trained in psychology and Allegedly helped to identify new women who were like vulnerable to indoctrination and you know when you sign up you're asked to like Abandon your friends and family

The doctor is said to have wielded enormous power over his members Deciding who did what work and providing some women with houses So he's seen as like a benevolent guy to the to the people in the cult that kind of image that he's trying to cultivate for himself He also Like Has a like a craft shop a publishing house to dance schools that they all that are all run by the calls incredibly successful Yeah, yeah, it was just like something they uncovered in July and it's from all over the world These people are coming into this cult through those different ways and one alleged victim told the police

He decides everything who you can attend where you work He chooses which girl should entertain him if you can or cannot go to our fairy places don't know what a fairy place is But doesn't seem like it's not a sex thing There's pictures videos of them of certain members of the cult dancing topless in like sarongs or saris or something like that Okay She added that members were not allowed to say the doctor's name That's why they call him the doctor and they haven't said if anybody's been arrested or how many people were involved But they had been investigating this group for two entire fucking years before they made their move

So damn pretty pretty big pretty big deal The fact that he has like he's at two dance studios and whatnot and just like a house. That's the crazy publishing house I got I'm sure it's not like what I'm imagining but You know, I'm glad they at least found him out and can hopefully bring him down. No, no more of that. I Guess I'm gonna I'm gonna unsexify it a little bit here. I had a sexy thing. Oh Okay, no, I will I will I will wrap up the chill mini with less sex Away with some sexiness. Well, as you know, you can trust nothing on the internet It is all eyes

Especially when it comes to social episode 69 of the chili manati podcast. I mean, yes, but In a hilarious twist it was revealed this week. This guy I guess was on like a set scout thing and It was revealed like a location deal. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay That there are studios that rent out spaces to influencers to take photos at and so houses and warehouses and shit all sorts of stuff. Yes, and how most of the influencers you see when they talk about their Amazing vacation or the amazing house there and all these different things. It's all BS and them just magic. Yes

This week and another great example that a lot of influencers who are taking photos themselves and private airplanes are in fact on the set of a studio that has built a private in airplane interior in indoors and This guy posted the photos and because he posted the photos now everyone is retroactively Going back and seeing what influencers posted photos of the exact same set and it turns out

Many have Incredible everybody's bow-wow in the end. Yeah, everyone is putting every all of them on blast is like you're so fake basically Because like everything on the internet it is all fake and all staged and all of it Totally BS and so all these photos now that are appearing on the internet of like Gorgeous women and like lingerie like I'm on my private jet and stuff are actually literally just photo shoots. Just photo shoots on a set in Incredible just think about that fucking asshole. Just think about that. I could probably afford that. Yeah, I mean absolutely

Thanks to you over at patreon. Yeah, well I mean just think about that like just think like think about what you imagine most influencers to be even us, right? Like somebody like me or Mathis or Jesse Cox you you see us on your TV every day. You think that we're fucking Millionaires or some shit, right? It's we're so rich dude, but that's what I don't think anyone thinks the three of us are Dude, people take a moment people tell me that shit all the time when they're arguing with me about politics on Twitter They're like you with all your fucking YouTube money. I'm like, you don't know what fucking I want someone to take Alex's you with all your two money and just clip you currently in your bedroom Here's like my bookshelf from when I was fucking eight years old with my comic books on it and here's my like dirty bed

I don't know what to tell you We're living a lavish lifestyle Yes, it is really funny to see that how much it's exploded. I think it was on reddit But you probably you probably can look it up. It was on the front page, but yeah, they discovered this whole set It's very similar to You know those art installations that open up. It's a huge Yeah, a huge LA thing where people go and the whole point is to take photos for your Instagram or whatever There are now

Spaces in LA that are designed to be rented out for Instagram photography We even shot if you've seen the episode of control we did for office Yeah, the episode of control that we shot for gentlemen's gaming club We rented out a space and in that space there was a hospital set. There was an office set. There was a Schoolroom set. There was a military yards. There's all these different sets and just pre-built and you just go there and you They're like, alright, so what set do you need? Okay, this one will give you the whole floor for X number of dollars and you can have it all day and do whatever you want And so we used the entire floor to fill that's crazy. Yeah

Yeah, that's an LA thing. That's not out this way at all So again, and then they were telling me that a lot of movie studios they use that rather than Try to go on location and try to we're gonna go to an office building instead They'll just rent a complex that has 15 sets in it And they'll just like use pieces like corners of each set and so when we shot we used, you know Camera angles to hide everything and it made it look like there were four rooms. It was really just four sets in one space If youtubers just acted as rich as they actually were maybe maybe so many people wouldn't want to be fucking youtubers

It's all about Showing off and you know faking it till you make it and pretending that you're important Which is how many conventions how many conventions have you gone to that are like the how-to YouTube panel? And then I I was on what oh my god I was on one of those panels and John the god I miss him saved that panel super hard What to this it was like way back in the day long story short me and two other people that were like in the Handful of thousands on YouTube. They started a panel invited me on as a friend. I was like sure what's the panel about? They're like, oh, it's called

You know doing YouTube from hobby to profession and they were all doing other jobs and YouTube was still their hobby And I was the only one that had like any Any way to do it and we get there one of them drops out and I was just bitching about it to John John's like what time is it at I'll be there It was just like showed up and he took over the panel It was one of those where they asked questions like how do you become a professional youtuber? I literally one of them was like trying to figure out the secret but just asking the question slightly different I literally have to sit there while kids are sitting there with their parents and be like do not do this job

I'm poorer than your parents. I'm not doing well. You don't want to do it. It's pure luck I mean, it's skill if you get lucky, but Like you got to get lucky. Sorry to dash your dreams. Please do not take this job. It's not a real job. Goodbye. Like that's the reality That's the reality So we are gonna continue to unsexify this mini so to hear real quick Wait, what's the fucking guy's name? I gotta yeah, what happened? Who what do you mean for me? Who is the guy who put post these pictures? Uh, I will I'm gonna go to read it right now and try to find you that. Oh my god. I want that

I don't See The guy. Oh, well, there's a new there's a new version of it. Look, I'll send it to you right now This is posted under the are mildly infuriating tag. This is brand new here you go. Here's another version of it It has been circulating since yesterday This again is if you click through the photos it shows one woman then another woman and then this is the set That's incredible

One angle of the set is just like a shitty couch and like a door to it. I Love it. Oh my god. It's so oh man. Yeah, I was catching flights not feelings this Valentine's Day That's incredible. The crazy. Oh my god the fucking door dude Yeah, this is the movie set they use in the Amazon movie with the Lawrence brothers that you just came out I'm letting you know it's quite possible. What's even funnier is that the photo of the who else is catching flights not feelings 277,000 likes on that. Oh, yeah, it worked. It worked. Yeah, what are you fucking liking? What are you liking a girl in lingerie sitting on a chair? I guess what's crazy about it? What's even crazier about it is

Let me ask you a question when you look at this photo gentlemen just Think about it who's traveled think about not just just in general just think about this catching flights not feelings. I get the pun but Who is traveling in this manner? Sprinkling a prince pedals This is not how anyone has ever traveled like no Yeah, like only Yeah, yeah, hi stockings and like

This way it doesn't no one's no one's in their photo. No, but you know what I kind of want to now I want to see you in lingerie to all I'd rock it be a little critical of things you see on the internet and Don't you a lot critical maybe of you know most people are full of it and only showing you parts of a full story So that's my lesson to you My lesson is different. Oh boy France horse mutilations Happening over france right now

This is true. They had a suspect but they ended up releasing him because his alibi was on point and they don't know what's going on This comes from bbc.com from september 8th French police have released a suspect detained during an investigation into a series of horse mutilations across the country in recent months Uh, basically what's happening out there is there are a bunch of horses that are being killed Their genitals are being removed and they're being mutilated in some way potty parts cut off and killed They thought they had a guy a 50 year old. They believed who who was the one that did it They had like a sketch of this guy and uh, unfortunately for for them or maybe fortunately for the man He was not

it Police do not know why the horses are being targeted They also do not know whether it is the work of one person or if initial attacks have inspired copycat horse killings The suspect was detained on monday morning in the town of namsheim Near the german border but was released hours later after his alibi was confirmed by police Analysis of his mobile phone records also indicate. He was not in the yon area where the horses were being killed at the time of the 24th of august attack That's right. The aliens ladies and gentlemen Have moved over to the horses

No, look in france. You got to class it up a little bit. You got to have a nicer cheese You have a nicer wine and you know you move away from beef and you try You know you try things that you never tried before It's been happening all year dozens of horses have been killed and maimed They cannot figure out who it is why it's being done And the only evidence that they have had so far at least sighting so far is what they consider lamp lights out in the meadow at like 1 a.m Little bobbing lamp lights that they see people They think it's assume our people trying to murder the horses. It's been happening all year round and they can't figure it out

Aliens that is fucking crazy That's it had to bring the sexy down a little bit. It's a little I mean if you're an alien, it's sexy, right? I mean, well, they're taking the genitals, right? It fits Yeah, the genitals are being removed for the horse. It fits post 69, you know that post coital bliss feeling You love it and I get brought back to reality you get brought back to reality Some people say this podcast is a little too gross for their taste and I say push-a Exactly push on dude. Thanks for listening everybody Trump's tax returns just dropped. So uh, go check those out. Peace out. Yeah. Yeah. Goodbye everybody. Goodbye

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I'm frozen through and through remember that remember that penguin Yeah, the little penguin with a hat. Yeah, I know him. He makes me want to eat ice cream Mm-hmm, or a kind of ice cream I don't know like a little uh like one of those kind where you bite it and it like cracks like a magnum bar Klondike. Yeah uh I don't Does he have something to do with some type of frozen?

Meal or is there just another? I mean that one you think a penguin pops cuisine. Yeah kids cuisine. It's not it's not chili No, that's just another penguin. It's just another penguin. It's got like a little hat on yeah That's that's frozen fred or some frozen fred kid cuisine. Okay. Hold on. Let's get you guys time to look it up I hope you all are had a great time. This is uh, you're gonna get a double dose of mini so it's today. We love you Uh, I don't know. I'll all I know of what alex might have is he watched the video and he said ooh, that's spooky It's spooked me. Yeah Yeah, it's that type of spoof jesse brought anything either. I don't know what that mean. Yeah, I'm excited for that Okay, you guys need to look up the kid cuisine penguin because he looks fucking weird, dude

He was talking to design to everyone in general. He just looks fucking Weird, I don't know. I don't like him Kid cuisine penguin. He looks a little all he looks a little emaciated Yeah, that's a different design. I think yeah, he kind of looks like daffy duck Yeah, a little bit Oh, yeah, it's actually kind of spooky. Yeah, but it's not as spooky as my my story this week Yeah, what'd you bring to us today alex? So Have you guys heard of the netflix documentary that just came out recently american murder the family next door?

No, no, it's like this like really awful Like story this guy strangled his wife who was pregnant He like killed his two like young kids hid their bodies in an oil drum buried his wife. It's like totally terrible murder, right, but some dude was watching the actual documentary Uh, and uh, I gotta say some dude watched the actual murder happen and I was like, what it's it's a pretty weird story. So There is a scene early in the movie where There's like a

Body cam. I haven't seen this by the way. I haven't seen the documentary. I just I've just seen this news story So I don't know whether it's a good doc or not, but there is a scene where they're like at this woman's house uh, the missing woman and uh It's it's uh, the husband who like did all this right and he's talking to the cops and the cops have Body cameras on okay? And so this is after he's already done all his killing Yep, and I just want you to look At 33 seconds in this video right here

So, you know, give yourself a little lead time on it go to you know, 30 seconds or so And then you tell me what you see because I think that looks pretty damn good And you guys can you guys can look and and and I you know, I'll put the link in the uh I'll put the link in the subreddit if you guys want to see it What am I looking for here At 33 seconds there is a shot where you almost see into this other room where there's with a kid Yes, except if you remember what I just said, yeah, the kids supposed to be dead. The kids are dead at this point Oh, that's creepy. Okay. Yeah, they're not supposed to be dead. They are dead

Yeah, the kids are dead. They are they're dead in a oil drum somewhere else Is that It's moving though. Yeah, man. I don't know so i'm looking at it. I paused at 34 seconds Yeah, and it looks like I guess you could say that that is a young girl with I mean to me it looks to me it looks very much more like a little girl than Then most things like this I would say

It looks like it has legs and stuff. Also it Could just be Like a you know A weird trick of the the light It's true, but here is another here's another clip If you go to this clip at the 10 second mark, you can hear a child laughing Oh god in this one I'm waiting for it

And and this was like a viral thing on youtube Go back before we go to this one Yeah, um go back to The previous video. Yeah. Yeah, and go to 40 seconds and just get clay and only watch the door You'll see that there's someone just there's literally a person in there moving back and forth Oh Yeah, somebody around the corner they peek around the corner. There's literally a person there

At 48 seconds somebody peeks around the corner. Yeah, I totally see it I mean, I feel like that's actually literally a person who was just asked not to be in the shot small person That's a little person. Yeah, it's definitely lower than the light switch. You can see the light switch on the wall Yeah, it's definitely Uh, but yeah, so there's that clip that has those things in it and you can go and you can look at This other clip and you can hear this kid laugh at 10 seconds Um, but there is actually just be a kid though Right

And and there is there is a woman who is the neighbor who does have a kid Uh, but it's not clear whether or not her kid is present at this house Uh, but they're neighbors. So who knows but it seems weird that while they're on a crime scene That this woman would let her kid go in and like play with the kids toys and stuff like that because you know, that's just not I don't know. I mean, it's not appropriate to bring your kid to a missing person's house I mean, what are you going to do though? Leave your kid at home So apparently the woman in the video who's talking to the cop is the neighbor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the woman in green The woman in green is the neighbor and it's possible that it's her kid, but

it just is I don't know. She lives right next door. It's not that crazy to leave your kid Like yeah, no, it's creepy. Yeah, I just I think like It's it's a creepy little story. It's worth giving a look and if you guys definitely go watch this video for sure Yeah, if you guys want to go take a look at this, I will post these links in the Um Chilluminati subreddit and today I should let you know because probably a lot of you are going to be listening to this On the other side after the civil war starts, uh, we're going to be so this is going to be sunday october 11th

So if you go back and you look on sunday october 11th, you will see My links for these videos There you go, and I hope you guys are all staying safe out there please do please be safe for uh Well, I'm gonna do something a little different for the minis because uh, we get a lot more stories than we can get through Even when we do reader stories and i'm trying to get through like some good ones Like there's just too many good ones for us to get through

So I decided why not on the mini so to drop like one story every so often I dig it That's what we're gonna do So that's what we're gonna do for this one and this one I got in the in our email A couple days ago actually and I read it and it came with a picture of the picture I'm not going to share with publicly Because it's the house of somebody's house. Will you link it to me so I can see yeah? I'll send you the picture and the after but let me read this. This is simply called

My men in black experience from 2018 Okay, I love the story I am a skeptic by heart during the summer and fall of 2018. I saw unexplainable phenomena happen in the town that I live in Tuttle, Oklahoma To preface this I do not do drugs nor was I doing drugs while these events happened It all started around May and I would go for walks up and down my driveway at night as it was rather cool outside I did these walks like clockwork I would start around 8 p.m. When the sun had just set and the horizon was a dark blue

Because I live in the country the stars are very vibrant and the sky is very dark Which makes seeing lights moving in the sky very easy to and easy to point towards airplanes Helicopters or the satellites that you see you know in those little for sure looks like stars moving Yeah, however the lights I would see were clearly none of those in nature My first walk I saw a bright green streak flash through the sky at a very low altitude And it was moving faster than any aircraft. I have ever heard or seen I listened to music on every walk rocking some sick ass earbuds with a nice deep bass boost to them There was a loud crack which I could hear despite me listening to music

And as I looked up there was a bright green streak going from the east and heading west A few hours later the same green streak came again this time going from the north and heading east As a skeptic I blew it off as an aircraft going to and from tinker air force base This is very classic ufo vibes to me though. Oh, yeah huge and of course them being in oklahoma It's kind of like ufo the ufo band Um, the only weird thing that happened other than the light was every time the crack would happen My earbuds and phone would go haywire like there was a continuous feedback loop going through them Okay, next night. I'm sorry. Go ahead. I know I just I interference. It's interesting. Yes

The next night the same thing happened However, there were now two different streaks of color A red streak came through the sky first going south to north Immediately followed by a green streak going east to west like clockwork Each time I would see a streak there would be a loud crack similar to thunder or that of a distant explosion The green streak repeated the same as the night before east to west than north to east However, the red streak came back going west to east This kept up for months leading up to the september of 2018 when a loud rumble happened right before one of my walks

It was said to be a small earthquake and was no big deal I went to go for my walk and after stepping outside. I know it was just a glowing yellowish orange light in the distance It was coming from a close neighbor who lives at least 50 to 100 acres of land away Two military hot copters then flew fly by at a low altitude almost as if surveying the area My rational brain immediately jumped to that there was a fire However, shit got real weird when two black Chevy Taho's Parked up in the roundabout in the neighborhood in front of my house. Okay, they sat there head lights fixed on me the entire duration of my walk After an hour the light in the distance went out similar to someone flipping a light switch

I took a photo right before the lights went out because to be honest the picture looked pretty cool for an instagram post It's attached in this email. So he took the picture of the lights that showed up before the cars rolled up Right after and while I'll tell you it looks like it looks like there's it's his house And then behind it there's like fog and it looks like almost smoke And there's a great bright like reddish orange light coming from somewhere over the horizon on like The ground and it's clearly nighttime. Love that. I'll send these over um So right uh, so and so it took a photo of it right after taking a photo of the light

The door to one of the Taho's opened and both of the brights a bright lights from the cars came on The man gets close enough for me to see a body but not close enough to make out facial features I could however tell that this man was completely bald and had a very pale complexion He was wearing a black button-up shirt a red tie black slack slacks and dress shoes He asked me what I was doing out so late and why I was pacing up and down my driveway I told him that I walked every night from 8 p.m. To roughly 10 30 to 11 His voice was very monotone and very stern He then asked if I had seen anything pertaining to the light in the distance

I informed him that the light was glowing before I'd gone outside He then stood for roughly a minute not saying anything. I assumed he might have been a police officer looking for information However, his next question was why did you take a photo of the light? I told him I post photos on instagram of various landscapes and that the photo would look perfect on my page He asked to see the photo and I got defensive telling him that I had not violated any laws As I was on as I was on my property and it is not illegal to take photos He then repeated the question in which I said I did not feel comfortable handing him my phone He then said we know what you saw if you mention this to anyone. We know where you live

Immediately I turned around and run up my driveway extremely fucking freaked out I thought it was just a fire or some shit But after that my mind started racing the two suvs sat in the neighborhood watching my house until roughly midnight I skipped my walks for about a week and a half the entire the entirety of the time minus one day An suv would park in the neighborhood in front of me from 8 p.m. To midnight every day watching my house The day before I went for my walk the car did not park in the neighborhood I assumed that whatever happened was done with and decided to go for a walk

That night I took my walk the same thing as the night that I went for my walk when it whatever happened happened again To black Chevy Tahoe's parked in my neighborhood watching me I immediately start panicking but right as I do allowed crack in a green light flashes through the sky Followed by the red As I look back down the car doors the car door opens and a different man Approaches me telling me that what I saw the week prior was a fire that happened in a nearby field This man also balled in a black suit with a blue tie Monotone, but his voice was slightly softer

He then said that the lights I was seeing in the sky were nothing more than airplanes The thing that weirded me out was that he said my full name first middle and last And said no one will ever believe you if you talk. We're done. Have a pleasant evening He walked back to the suv and they left since then I quit going for my nightly walks I know this sounds farfetched, but that shit was genuinely creepy as fuck I don't give a fuck about fame and genuinely don't care if people believe me or not This shit was just too weird not to share I did not call the police for this mainly because I thought the men I spoke with were cops to begin with

If you guys can do more research and see if anyone else out there reported shit like this Or if there were any accounts of strange lights in the sky during the summer or fall of 2018 I would really appreciate it. I ultimately just want clarity on what the fuck happened. Thank you for your time That is some wild shit right there Yes, sir. And that is the story. What about Jesse? You believe him in in black now? Um, no, but it was a good story Admittedly fun story. Do I believe not at all hearing from somebody who like has Something happened to them is always a little bit more believable to me, but

Oh, let me uh, yeah, let me send off the pictures here. I'm just going to forward this email over to your emails And uh, you'll see the pictures Uh, there we go and There we go Okay, sent. Let's give it a look. Let's see what's going on here He says two pictures there of the lights that he could see behind his house and a picture of the trail is driveway that he walked up and down I'm not getting this email from you It's going to be from the chaluminati pot email. Okay

If that doesn't oh, yeah, no, it's here. It's here. Okay. You got it. Yeah, my computer is just dumb. Okay So if yeah, if you like just like again, I was explaining it It just looks like a fire behind a house Like I'll like a dim glow like I'm gonna dim a bright glow of like orange and red. You want to know something creepy? Yeah, I do. There's no images attached to this email Okay, well, I think you sent it without attaching the images. I'm an idiot. That's fine. I'll just download I thought it was like the government like D like took them away and deleted them before they got to me I kind of prefer that but because then I would make that would make me it even more real

And then we know we have something genuine On our hands. I was gonna manually attach these I will say also that it's it's good like it's it bodes well for a story when the person who Tells the story is not Trying to put their name out there and in this case this person obviously wants to remain anonymous Yep And you know, I think that's I think that's interesting You know, I mean, I guess there is this like idea that you can start an urban legend or something like that

But like I you know when somebody's not trying to get famous off something I kind of like Tend to trust it a little more too Yeah, agreed. Did you get the pictures? Yes Okay. Yes, I did Wow, this is some dramatic shit. This looks like photo mode from red dead redemption You can see why he put he said they're they're also on his instagram still like from when he took them, but why would but why would Why would somebody come tell you that there was a fire in the next field over if it was a fire? You know what I mean, right?

There's the whole encounter with the men in black is kind of typical men in black encounter Or they watch you they demand to see what evidence you have they stay vague They don't identify who they're with and then they threaten you or vaguely threaten you. Yeah, it's wild shit Yeah, it's nuts So that's it. That's our stories for this chill mini. Jesse if you have one you got one Do you want to hold on to it to the next one or do you want to give it now? Okay, you got two. I didn't know Just because y'all be running long thinking you running long. Okay. Wow. This is the benefit. No, no, no

Take it away. Just because my story doesn't involve spooks and specters Doesn't make wow Wow, show us your non-spooks specters. Wow Well, this is an important real story because it really happened Uh, September 25th 2020 Three railroad workers in new york have been suspended For turning a storage room under new york's grand central terminal into an unauthorized man cave

Yo, these boys are my heroes with a television a refrigerator a microwave a futon couch And more officials said thursday A metropolitan these people don't get paid enough. Take it back. Take it back from the man, dude I encourage transport 30 investigation found that managers the metro north railroad were unaware of the hideaway between Beneath track 114 Many new yorkers fantasize about kicking back with the cold one and prime piece of manhattan real estate Especially one close to good transportation

Inspector general carolin put corny's said But few would have the chutzpah To commandeer's secret room beneath grand central terminal three metro employees a wireman a carpenter an electrical foreman, which by the way Sound like exactly the team to pull this off the guys. Absolutely. The guys that are in the bathtub And the nursery rhyme together We're suspended without pay pending disciplinary hearings the investigation began after the mta's office Uh received an anonymous tip in february 2019 alleging, which by the way, I like that took a year to for them to like find this

That's great. They're a great year of kicking back and enjoying that there was a man cave hidden somewhere under grand set grand central and when they found it The reason why they couldn't find it Is it had secret wooden cabinets designed to conceal the tv and futon And make it look like a normal storage room That's so good This is my favorite part of this whole thing is robo officials said the space presented a fire hazard because rescue workers

Would have had a hard time accessing the unmapped room. So that's why they were able to shut it down. It's a technicality That's incredible. Oh, that's so good. I'm so mad. I've never been able to do something like that the amount of times I fantasized about hiding away somewhere and just turning it to my own private little hangout or sweet Did you see that video that was going around that was like Some construction worker guy and he did like a prank where he like Put a t-shirt on a skeleton and wrote best hide and seek 2020 and like stuck it in a wall that he was building Oh So good

Uh, well, thank you jesse and thank you alex and thank you e-mailer for that fantastic men in black story Uh, we will be back next. Well, no, you'll get another one immediately. I was going to sing next week, but this is a We owe you one. So we'll be back in a few minutes or instantaneously for you. We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye Hello, my little chilemonauts They know you literally Should we just we're here you should do you should do a reader stories asmr Ooh, just right into the microphone like that. Yeah awkwardly awkwardly paced and then I realized I was a number I was the result of an equation as I watched myself 3d print in front of me

Hello, everybody. We're back. We missed you. Uh, I don't know what jesse's got. I don't know what alex has got Who wants to take it away for the first one? I mean Mine's a little silly The story I'm reading is called I had a teenage doppelganger I want to hear it. Maybe we saved the best for last. All right, we'll do that. That feels like a best for last scenario Okay, what do you got jesse? Well Let me tell you mine is uh, it's a little bit of a setup um

Okay, a former austin public library employee has been arrested for stealing over 1.3 million dollars And you're probably saying to yourself. How did someone steal 1.3 million dollars from a library? Well, like a book late fees according to the investigation Randall whited Kept countless spreadsheets Detailing all of his dealings and was caught on security footage moving his wares throughout the library Apparently he was operating a smuggling ring within the library

Ordering product online and selling it in the library's off hours It was due to the library's poor practices and procedures that he wasn't caught for years And it's terrible record keeping That he was able to steal so much money from the library. How is that stealing from the library? He's like muscling in on the Here is this is it his scheme Was to use the library's credit card and over a course Of 12 years purchase 1.5 million dollars worth of printer ink

Then resell it cheaper then store prices at the library to locals His final take was 1.3 million dollars. He used credit card also to make purchases like $15,000 and consumer electronics and video games all these things He did all these things And the library had no clue because he also ran the books But he fudged everything and so he ran the books on his own like people who just sell to Really well, so that's how I found him because he had like loads of paperwork of who is selling stuff to Why would he keep that?

What would even be the point of keeping that so he could like resell to them He he would keep selling to them ink and toner because he could buy it with the library Not have any costs and then sell it super cheap and make a profit And so I got that and he was booked and arrested on september 22nd. Listen gamers. Keep your notes on your phone. Okay Right, listen sounds like me in another universe where I didn't get caught and fired for stealing This is when I don't even steal like 1.3 million dollars worth of toner and no no I was I was caught well before I got there. This is like the kid who buys the big box of sour Sour belts and then takes like five of them and then puts them in a baggie and sells them for a dollar on the playground

Yeah, yeah, that guy just grown up you you call it like getting scammed. We call capitalism here in america, baby There's no crimes here No crimes here, dude. No crimes in america taxpayer money 1.5 million dollars in community funds Oh, yeah, then how come the president can do it? Man man Yeah Anyway partial heroes these people that's great. That's great criminals. Absolutely. Definitely need to be thrown in jail but also

This is like Romeo and Juliet. You can't ask me to be mad at a gamer. You know what I mean? I can be mad at gamers. We gamers. We gamers have to stick together. We have to rise up together gamers Rise up. All right, Alex. What do you got? So this is a new york time story about It's called quarantining with a ghost. It's scary This is this This is from me So this was you know a little bit scarier of a time. I would say now we are all sort of like Accustomed to the horrible way that we have to live but at this point people were still not over the fact that we had to actually do this

Uh, and uh, it's got adrian Live with his partner in LA And they had a couple days sheltering in place. No big deal. They were doing the stuff that we all do Bake shitty bread that looks delicious Try and do your job Take a walk and like get really scared every time you walk past someone All the basic stuff some sort of house projects, right? Yeah, I have those But then one night

Uh, the the doorknob began to rattle quote vigorously To the point that he was in a different room and he was hearing the doorknob rattle, right? Which is like That's a pretty loud rattle for a doorknob. Yeah, and in mid april adrian was in bed and the window shade Started shaking against the frame even though the window was completely closed So so that's another like sort of piece of activity. Uh, his cats were not Near the window his cats can't reach the doorknobs

Uh, nothing was behind it. There was no earthquake Uh, he said he was hidden under the comforter like afraid of it because he didn't understand what was happening Uh, but uh, his partner didn't notice anything. Uh And now they can hear uh Footsteps above them And the funny thing about this article is that it's just framed as like being trapped with a ghost, which is really funny Uh, but there's but there's also a quote from him that said I'm a fairly rational person

Uh, I try to think what are the reasonable tangible things that could be causing this But when I don't have those answers, I start to think maybe something else is going on And I'm like, why did you even talk? Why did you even put that in the article? Uh, but uh But yeah, basically now he's home He's got his zoom calls and all his weird shit But also like shadow people and all this stuff and and uh, the the the newspaper the newspaper article actually says Free-floating full torso vaporous apparitions Which that's like the holy grail of any haunting is to have fucking full ass apparitions, dude

But that's also literally a quote from the ghostbusters. So I don't I don't know Uh, but there's but there's other people. So there's there's another there's there's more stories here There's like many stories of people who are stuck with ghosts During during a haunting, but I mean like how many of these do you want to hear part of that? Yeah, like these are great. This is a great idea Typically give me another hit me hit me again Yeah, typically these things happen like in the middle of the night when you're not really paying attention or While you're gone, you'll notice like something has moved but now you can't go now everybody's stuck places So now let's talk about patrick from new york

Uh, who went uh to western mass Uh for like an air b&b cottage style experience Um, he woke up at 3 a.m. Because he wanted some water and when he walked into the kitchen He said he saw a man in a world war two era military uniform and cap sitting at the table and he Just sort of like walked in and saw the guy there and like went on with what he was doing and then he was like Wait, what the fuck a ghost? Yeah, wait, why would you keep why would you keep going? It's almost like it's almost like he didn't He's it's almost like he didn't really like realize what he was looking at for a second

Like, you know when you're like, okay. Yeah, here's uh, I'm in my room when I saw jesus when I woke up that one time Maybe I mean, I don't know like it's just like when you're like, okay Here's like, yeah my bed my room a dark figure behind the curtain and this oh wait a dark figure behind the curtain, you know like You gotta do like that double take but when he did And he like looked again. There was nothing there. It was almost like The double take erased it and like ghost noticed that he was being seen and he disappeared But unfortunately

It's hard to believe this story because this guy hosts a podcast called true crime obsessed So I don't know how like there is this other. Oh, no That means if we ever have any experience ever no one will ever believe Pre don't believe you so we're good. No, that's not fair. You can't do that All you have to do is Really document it. No bullshit cell phone footage. Okay, but what if it's like me outside on the porch With a sigil and I'm trying to perform a ritual by like jerking off onto the sigil And to make an alien UFO appear and my phone's nowhere nearby and then it works

Just don't upload that video because I think we'll probably Well, we could like Red tube or whatever that's That's okay. That's magic works by the way. Is red is magic We'll cover that one. I don't know. That's a real mystery. What happened to red tube. It's probably still around I don't know. It's gotta be uh But yeah, I mean Basically hauntings are up is the idea hauntings are hauntings up or are they just being noticed more?

That's what I'm saying like haunting reports are like insanely up Five to ten per week Are being reported into like agencies that track that type of shit. I think it's the same with UFO sightings I think you have so many UFO sightings of skyrocketed since people have been stuck at home The interesting thing is that the same thing happened when everybody was hunkering down for Y2k everybody started seeing aliens Everybody started having poltergeist activity. Everybody started seeing ghosts in their houses So maybe it just has to do with the fact that we're all really fucking scared of the next couple weeks

But also, you know, just at the time, you know early pandemic, you know, it's obviously a heightened stress scenario like you're not necessarily sure somebody's not gonna like You know start acting crazy in your neighborhood, you never know And so, you know, I feel like maybe you're just on edge more and so you're more willing to Like notice notice things I was hoping I was out the other night on my porch as you do and join nice relaxing good night Smoke sesh and I heard something coming out of the woods and it sounded like like slow walking

It sounded like something bipedal and I got like I walked up a halfway through I didn't want to get too close and I just stayed on like the parking lot and I could hear it getting closer and closer It literally sounded like like footsteps and as as this like you could see movement A goddamn waddling fat fucking skunk who was moving so fucking slowly It sounded like footsteps came out saw me and like immediately got scared. I just fucking booked it I was like, I don't want to get sprayed. I'm good. Have you ever been sprayed by a skunk? No, tear me. No, thank you. I'm good. Tommy Pickles grandma had to wash me off embourged to Good old Tommy Pickles

So I'm gonna I'm gonna talk about one more story really quick. Just because just because Uh This is a funny one because like if you have a dog or you have something like that Like like any kind of pet during the pandemic and you're somebody who's suddenly home all the time You might notice that your animal like starts to behave a little differently Right, so that's like a thing but in this case This woman Janie Believes that she has been haunted since college by a ghost that she refers to as Matthew in order to

encourage him to be Bible-y According to her, please be holy if I just name you after one of the apostles according to her. That's literally what it is and The main thing that this thing does is Is run up and down her stairs at night Uh And her husband is also very on board. He says it's not like a cat. It's like a person running loudly with no Fear of being heard or anything like that

But apparently around the time that they started self isolating like halfway through march or so The the the husband started using the guest bathroom more because Like his wife started taking night shifts during the pandemic No, thank you. Uh, and so she Wanted to be able to sleep without him waking up and and in the morning and like Disturbing her while she's trying to get her like post Like covid front lines sleep, right? Yeah But turns out the ghost is like getting

He's not able to handle The change in the scenario. So he so he has a he says that three separate times while he was showering uh the The uh he'd reach out for the While he's in the shower and see That the hot water nozzle on the shower has been turned off So the ghost is literally like that like like trying to get it like trying to get him out of the bathroom By uh turning off his water

That's kind of adorable. I don't know why they're putting this whole story around it like like it's Like it's like, you know Oh, he's he's upset because we're doing this because literally all of all the story is is that like three times The hot water was turned off, but like I don't know They put whatever meaning behind it as you will I guess and there's a couple more stories here But I mean they're all basically the same thing I just think it's interesting to think about that like we're all quarantined and that means that we if we're quarantined

We're stuck in here with our ghosts, which I think it reminds me reminds me of story my naughty My nani's one that passed recently. She hasn't haunted me yet. Thank you nani. I appreciate it very very chill she was a hundred so she was like you know, she was born way long time ago and uh She uh, she tells us used to tell story all the time of when she was a kid Maybe like 10 or 11 her and her sister would sleep in the same bed because it's all they had room for And every time they would wax the floors They would have at night would sound like a child running up to the waxed floor

Jump and slide and then slam into their dresser and it would happen over and over again And then at night they said they could feel something It sounded like it felt like an animal or a child climb onto their bed And make like an indent at the bottom and just like settle and then disappear. Yeah, it happened multiple times. It's crazy It's cool. It's such a it's such a little thing But anything is Yeah, it's anything is scary. It is. Yes, what'd you bring us this time around? What I went first

Shit, did you go first? Yeah, did I get lost in the ghosts and get confused that you went first? You are this what happens when you run more than when you run more than one I can't I can't. Is what happens when you buy a printer ink at a fucking library, dude It's right. Yeah, the library, right. That's right. The smuggling ring of library ink. Well, then I'm bringing you another reader story by reddit user cam boggs titled I had a teenage doppelganger He's new to the podcast. He says says he's been loving every minute of it and it's the best thing on spotify right now You know what? Is that true? I agree with you. That's true. That's what he thinks

I was a sophomore or junior in high school and I was taking this girl on our first date at the mall We were kids and it was the late 80s. So yeah So we're sitting on the bench in there talking I should also probably mention that the girl that I was on a date with I had known for a while as a friend If not, she would have never believed me, but I was approached by two dime pieces I love that the language in this story is great. By the way, two dime pieces. Who is this guy? Time pieces who I had never seen before yet knew my name claiming that they met and talked to me at a party A couple of days earlier at a guy's house. I at a guy's house. I didn't know what kind of vibes

Jimmy see vibes. Jimmy see vibes a little Jimmy see vibes. Yo, can we please break and talk about all the digging? Everybody did about the utopia vehicle and that it actually exists It's in the state and it's the same make and model that was in the story And that other people have come forward and have had other like experiences with it That's so weird I just want everybody to know that. Okay. Anyway, it's uh, it's always a little It's always a little exciting when the bullshit story has a true detail in it Yeah, one that can be tracked and shit. Anyway, so these two girls these two dime pieces

Hey, these two dime pieces right that came up to me after a party that I wasn't at In fact, they were quite adamant about it. Still to this day I do not know who they were who they were talking about and fortunately the girl I was with just grinned and chalked it up to That we were not officially dating yet When this supposedly happened, but I did have friends as witnesses that agreed I was not participating in the supposed party at the time uh that this was apparently going on I mean I parted in high school, but not that hard yet to where I would have lost track of my location That was the story that still boggles my mind of this day

But still there was another story that also happened in high school around the same age We had a bank directly across from the high school about 200 yards or so away I don't remember the name of it. It's not important really one day. I was leaving school in an acquaintance We just knew we just knew each other not really a friend came up to me in the parking lot of the school and said Did you open the account over there across the street? I looked at him and said what the hell you're talking about Now this is in the late 80s I was into heavy metal had a real long like Sebastian Bach type hair and dressed primarily like axle roads

In my area of Columbus, Ohio people into heavy metal music was nothing unusual However, there were not a lot of us that our parents would let get away with that super long haired look I just got blessed with uh with good parents most got blessed with mullets especially Extremely long bangs But I was one of the few and most just wore a rock and roll t-shirt as I basically looked like I should have been in an album cover I stood out a little I guess is what I'm trying to get at for the age and area So anyway, this guy very adamantly once again insisted that he what he saw was me walking into this bank

Which at the time I would have never even thought about having a bank account And claimed that the person walking in was wearing a shirt with my name on it even I think that's kind of a weird need to know what's just like a cam box just written on the shirt in what Context like what do you mean? It's just a label. I don't know Which which struck me as odd because in middle school my mother had bought okay, so this is it with in middle school My mother bought me a shirt which had my first name on it But I didn't wear it for a few years by this time because one it would not fit and two

I kind of thought it was cheesy. So I only wore it a couple of times to make her happy with it I can't imagine why this person with uh I why this person would lie as there was nothing to gain from what he was saying, but at the same time Uh, I can't believe that he actually saw this I've always heard in life that everyone has a twin and I've seen it a few times But nothing exactly and never so close especially not to ever pop up again Yeah, we've also on the like those reddit posts of like I sound I fought my twin at the baseball game And it's two dudes or two girls who look relatively similar right?

A little weird side note that my mother told me when she was pregnant now grants a technology not being what it is today back in 1971 and 1972 That's doctor swore up and down they heard two heartbeats in the womb But I ended up being an only child and they attributed that extra heartbeat sound to a heart murmur Which I supposedly later grew out of I don't know that can't happen My brother had that he had a heart murmur that we had to check in every single year until he was like 16 Uh, and then it was small enough where it was not detectable I have no explanation for either one of these but I don't know maybe holes in dimensions or somewhere along those theories are

Maybe I exist somewhere else at the same time. These are all great ideas But once again, nothing can be proven But the last story just doing a little paranormal note. Sorry. This is so long But there used to be an old farmhouse by where my mother lived in or uh, in orient, Ohio That was abandoned and people called it the johnson house just because that was the name of the last family of uh, who lived there on or owned the property the same um What is this? Oh same time era young kids first cars sex drugs rock and roll, you know the typical kid shit

However at the time of this we were sober So they're basically saying they used the barn house to party as kids This house was no stranger to being partied in by appearance no windows lots of graffiti. What have you? I don't believe we ever went in there before this because we wouldn't go uh until it was broad daylight Like new niche because of all the rumors that this place was being haunted a place of satanic ritual You know the good stuff Just to add to the creepiness of the area within five miles There was an old graveyard that I have personally been to with tombstones there from our early 1800s or so

Old that uh, they were old that they didn't even have names on them anymore And in an adjacent field to the cemetery where even I saw cairn stone piles there with my own eyes Just a creepy little part of the countryside altogether So anyways, we pull up in our cars in the broad daylight. It was like six to eight of us approximately I don't remember how many exactly and we parked about 20 feet from the big barn Barn like shed area and about 40 feet away from the house Everybody goes towards the shed first except for me and my buddy of mine We're still standing by the front car facing the shed barn and uh in the front of my car with just the backs

Uh with our backs to the house a lot of run-on sentences here. I'm doing my best bear with me. It's all good There's there's nothing like paved driveway and ended abruptly into the dirt from gravel So we're basically just parked on uh on like dirt with the dead field of grown-up whatever grass weeds Hey looking like shit around everything all of a sudden my buddy and I feel this thud On the on the ground immediately behind us and we turn around and see a brick rolling on the ground What we immediately look at the house and the only thing on it that is brick is the chimney Immediately you would think that the falling brick bounces off the roof This is like 50 feet away and the pitch of the roof we uh would have made it

So the brick would maybe drop 15 feet away from the house. I wish I had just like a diagram of this Hey, that'd be cool. I'll have a picture of it. Yeah We immediately called the rest of the group which are still in the shed close to to no one is missing And we all go in the house rather rapidly looking for somebody else on the property But no one was around doesn't mean anything I don't know but it's just my experience, but I have heard in paranormal stories and whatnot of things being thrown I really have no backstory on this place or anything like that. So just wanted to share my experiences of my lookalike in the ghost Uh keep with the great work. We love the podcast

Hmm. There you go a boy with a doppelganger who opened a bank account form And then a ghost or a brick that's just not something that you can just Let lie Just like a good doppelganger open a bank account for you. You know what I mean? Like if this happened to me, I would be like on the phone with the fbi I would be like tracking this down like I would be like here's the footage Like I have the footage of the guy walking into the bank if he went into a bank

Yeah, there were cameras in the 80s in the bank, right? There should be yes, of course Like a security camera is like that's what like I feel like they were invented for banks. Yeah. Yeah fair enough Well, that's it for the chill minis everybody. Thank you so much for the articles and the stories We'll be back next week with the next episode. We're going to go away for a little while and go take our nap until the next episode Is ready to be recorded. Is that how we operate? We just go into hibernation until next time That's right. Uh, I'm like, uh, what do you call them the the winter soldier? Right, right. Just for the chill. Whenever I go to sleep, they just plug me right into like like hn It's hn

That's not where I want to be plugged into man. If I'm going to slumber, but it's the only place I've I've you I've you I've done an episode on every mystery that exists on the internet already So I have to go all done. You got all of them. Yeah, I have to go deeper Well, uh, while you go mine 8chan for stories, we're gonna go and do other things. Thank you guys so much for listening Bless you. Thank you for the support on patreon and we'll see you next week. Bye You