Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 85 - Minisode Compilation 9

Episode Date: January 19, 2021

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What up, Chilumaminis? Nope, I can't do it. I'm uncomfortable. I feel like it's a sip of warm, creamy soup. You know what I'm saying? I can't do it. I can't do this. This is my equivalent of flour and cream. Slurping up some chowder, dude? Not comfortable. And you can imagine whatever kind of chowder you want. I know you're from Boston, so you're probably imagining some kind of clam chowder. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm thinking about. There's also like corn chowder. Yeah, there's corn chowder. It's delicious. Yeah, lots of chowders out there. I'm hungry now. You look at some Panera for lunch. Ooh, look at you. Little Panera delivery,

because I ain't going out into the public. This is not as uncomfortable. All right. Well, let's make you more comfortable, Jesse. Chowder discussion is the worst discussion you can have on any podcast. You guys want to talk a little bit more about creamy soups that make me poop myself? Biscs? You want to go into bisques? I don't like bisques. I'm not a fan of bisques. There's no podcast where creamy chowder talk is cool. The curse ever is. That's our spin-off podcast, after, listen, after we hit the $10,000 goal, we'll spin off and we'll do another podcast. That's the promise you're making now, apparently.

If we hit high enough on Patreon, we will purchase the license to the soup plantation brand and make the soup plantation podcast. And that's a promise. I'm not comfortable with that. I like it. I'm like it. I'm down. If we can get high enough on our Patreon. I've never been comfortable with soup plantation. It's never been something I'm comfortable with. You're missing out. Honestly, it's a lost thing now. Like, nobody will ever know the beauty of soup plantation ever again. And that's, you know, that's one of the many casualties at this time we're living in. And that's

the saddest thing. Oh, I know we're on the mini-sode. And this is important. But I just got a preview of our little, our little art piece coming up. Okay. For our $20 tier. Do you want to see what you all look like as gnomes? Yeah, I do. I really. Oh my God. Yes. All right. I'm going to send you a link here. I am very excited. Drop in my inbox. I put it in the zoom. Yeah, that's fine. I wasn't even. Oh my God. The theme of this is going to be like an educational poster you see in school where it lists the different kinds of gnomes in a grid like pattern. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, these are supposed to be us?

Wait, is that, I think the bottom right is supposed to be Dodger. As long as, as long as I'm not gringles snort thing gross over there. Gringles snort the gross. I love it. Look at this. You got, you got the main gnome, who's like a main gnome dude. I think he's a red cap. Fizz buzz the main gnome with his red cap. Then he got a skizzle up. Who is the, he's like friend, but he's also kind of sleazy. Then you have skizzle, but the gross. You guys are probably the nice, normal ones. Let's be honest. I'm probably the trash man and Dodger's the like little tiny one. You're the trash man. Look at this guy.

His art is great. I fucking love it. It's so good. You don't even know how good the art is. Like I'm speaking to you in the future who's listening to this on the YouTube channel. Go please check it out. This is too good to miss. All the art, like we just stuck with the same artist ever since and she's just fucking killed it dude. It's so good. Anyway, I would refer to Dodger was the trash monster. That'd be great if Dodger was a trash monster. It would be amazing. The final version, you'll have it soon.

It has so much of a more of a resemblance to my face though, with my hooked nose and the twigs sticking out of my beard. Do you guys want to hear my story? Yeah, we all got stories, you know. Let me start mine because mine had a lot of discussion involved in mine. Yeah. It's just interesting. This is an article released October 18th over at salon.com and it's why physics

noblest Roger Penrose believes there are black holes left over from previous universes. And it goes on to say basically University Oxford mathematical physicist Roger Pen, Sir Roger Penrose won a Nobel Prize earlier this month for a lifetime of work studying black holes, singularities from which not even light can escape. Yet he is also behind a provocative and controversial theory about the formation of the universe, namely that the Big Bang did not mark the beginning of the universe as we know it, but merely started the next iteration of our universe. In his theory known as a conformal cyclic cosmology, our current conception of the universe

is merely one of a series of infinite universes that came before and it will, which we'll continue to come after as well. Kind of. What he's saying is that there's a lot of black holes in our universe that don't make necessarily sense. But if they came from a different universe that survived the kind of contraction Big Bang, they would make sense. So he's just throwing out a possible explanation for something that currently doesn't have a

consensus on the explanation of why. Yeah. Well, so it's like the idea for Roger's conformal cyclic cosmology is based on three facts. Just try to skip all the garbage stuff. It is explained that specifically Neurasky says in order for Penrose's theory to make sense, one would have to observe a universe that has a positive cosmological constant, meaning the mysterious constant repulsive force that pushes everything in the universe, which is not gravitationally bound away from everything else,

as well as a universe that would look similar at its end as it did in its beginning. Observations of our universe suggest that it will end in a disordered, empty state with all matter converted to stray photons that never interact with each other. Punk rock. It concludes we believe that every possible universe will have all these three features that we have an infinite sequence of universe and eons before us. I can so, I will postulate. I'm no physicist, but I'd postulate that the idea could be extrapolated to be like,

okay, our Big Bang, at least from what I know, because I'm a big like astrophysics reader guy. At least from what I know, we straight up just an explosion happened and everything in the galaxy is moving fastly away from each other. And eventually we'll all move so far away from each other and or die slash burnout that it'll just be like black space. There'll be nothing there, the entropic death of the universe basically. But could the assumption then be that every black hole when the matter shoots into it,

where does it go? Could you then say that every black hole is the pinpoint for the additional creation of a new universe? Right. Everything gets sucked into one and then it goes pinpoint and explode. It's too full of matter before it. Oh, yeah. That's a cool idea.

Who knows? I mean, it's interesting, but I don't know how the idea that we contract again back into one pinpoint and then re explode. I don't know how it works. Because literally, I was reading a very cool article about how we, there are things so far away from us that at the speed we travel, even if we can hit light speed, they're so far away from us and the way everything's spreading, the speed it's spreading will never, ever, ever, ever be able to visit it.

Like even if we tried our hardest, it's simply too far away and moving too fast that we even at like warp 10 couldn't get there. Not simply because it's it's it is just on the furthest reaches from where we are unfathomably huge. Yeah. That's how big the universe is so big. We'll just, there's some parts of it. We'll never know.

Never. Never. It will never happen. So much concern. You know, you never know. Well, a weasel did chew through a wire in 2016 and caused the Hedron Collider to come down. And some people believe we've entered an alternate universe ever since that point. And that's why we are where we are right now.

Yeah. Well, you know, something cool like tales from the loop where there are robots and only kids can see the fact that there's like dinosaurs existing. Tales from the loop is such a fun game. I love that game. There's a show. No, but a weasel did. He died.

He like got, he chewed through and he ended up dying because he like obviously electrocuted himself and shut down the Hedron Collider for a couple of days. Spy. Obvious spy. Obvious spy. That's my article of fun science. Was he guess the weasel? Was he guess the weasel?

About existential existence. That's what I got. What? What do you got, Alex? OK. Is it about the Mandalorian? No, no. So this is about this is about Demi Lovato, who is sorry, not sorry camp rock.

She's like a Disney pop star. You probably know who she is. She's a very, very famous person. And this story just broke today. She just split up with Max Eric Eric. I don't know how to pronounce his last name, but they were like quarantine married or engaged. And so she to clear her head. She lives like all based on an Instagram post.

She went to Joshua Tree for a couple of days and she met with somebody named Dr. Steven Greer. That name sounds familiar. Yeah, you know, I thought you might know who that is because he is one of the worlds, according to her, one of the world's foremost authorities on the subject of UFOs, E.T. intelligence and initiating peaceful contact with E.T. civilized E.T. civilizations. So let me just read her Instagram post really quick and then I'll and then we'll go. You'll probably have some questions afterwards. The past few days I've spent in Joshua Tree with a small group of loved ones

and Dr. Steven Greer and his CE5 team. Over the past couple months, I have dug deep into the science of consciousness and experienced not only peace and serenity like I've never known, but I have also witnessed the most incredibly profound sightings both in the sky, as well as feet away from me. This planet is on a very negative path towards destruction, but we can change that together. If we were to get 1% of the population to meditate and make contact, we would force our governments to acknowledge the truth about extraterrestrial life among us

and change our destructive habits, destroying the planet. This is just some of the evidence from under the stars in the desert sky that can no longer be ignored and must be shared immediately to make contact yourself. You can download the CE5 app and it will teach you the protocols to connect to life forms beyond our planet. P.S. I'm downloading it right now. It costs $10. I don't care.

Thank you, Patreon. P.S. If it doesn't happen on the first try, keep trying. It took me several sessions to tap into a deep enough level of meditation to make contact, happy communicating. She also shares some video evidence and audio evidence on her page. Does she mention what drug she was on? Unfortunately, no. But I don't know if this is a sponsored post or what,

but this is like she promotes the CE5 contact app. There's some lights and stuff in the sky on her Instagram post that you can see. There's like four images that she's posted here. Let me read you. This is a one-star review from a week and a half ago. Not worth $9.99 as there isn't much functionality as I hope for. As a few meditation tracks, ways to make contact and supplies to get, but it really feels like I can easily find that online.

So perhaps the app should be made to be more affordable. I message at least 15 people and only one responded, so the networking option seems pointless. It may be better to see if people you know want to just join you rather than you messaging people cold on a random app. This was like us trying to contact aliens with our minds, this networking situation. I want it, dude. I want it too bad.

This is so weird, though. I'm looking at the screenshots on the store page and there's like LED light. Suggested chairs, clothing you might want to wear. I don't know what this is. This is so strange. Well, it's common knowledge that grays won't abduct you unless you're wearing the uniform. Obviously. I guess, but yeah. So CE5, if you don't know, is the close encounter of the fifth kind,

which is a human-initiated contact with the ET. So the fourth kind is going on the spaceship. The third kind is seeing it. That's the one from the movie. CE2 is physical evidence. CE1 is just seeing a spaceship. Yeah. CE2 is like grass outside your window. Yeah. CE1 is like a UFO sighting. It's a light.

Yeah. CE3 is like, there's an alien. CE4 is like, I got probed and CE5 is like, I called and they picked up. I just would. I'll take a CE1. I'll take any of them, honestly. I just want one. Before I die, I just want one experience. I would love to hear from anyone who's tried this. I don't need to be abducted. I don't need to see the silhouette of a gray through a window.

Just give me a light in the sky that moves in such a way I can explain it and let me wonder forever. That's all I want. Yeah, I feel it. I've got something I want to talk to you guys about. Okay. All right. What do you got? That is a real. It's a real thing.

First of all, CE5 is a real thing. You can download it for $9.99. Sure, sure, sure. So we talked about, you know, space and time and time is what I want to talk about because things have happened in the world of time. I'm sure both of you and everyone listening is aware that, you know, sometimes things appear instantaneously, right? Like a pump that just appear.

Well, we all know that that thing didn't just pop into place, right? Even at light speed or warp speed or whatever, time takes place. A passage of time happens. Even at very small increments, it always does all the time. That's how time works. Well, there has been a global race to measure time in shorter and shorter increments. In 1999, an Egyptian chemist named Ahmad Zawal, Zawail, received the Nobel Prize for measuring the speed at which molecules change shape.

This is what founded something known as femtochemistry, and he did so by flashing ultra short lasers. And he discovered the femto second, which is 0.00000001 seconds or 10 to the negative 15 seconds. And that's very impressive. And for the longest time, that has been the thing. But now we've done it again. Physicists at the Goat University in Frankfurt with their colleagues at

Desi and Hamburg and the Fritz Haber Institute have measured what they call a Zepto second. A Zepto second? A Zepto second, which is 0.00000000000 whatever it is. It's 10 to the negative 21 seconds. What do you even use that for? This measuring is used to measure the speed of photons and electrons. Jesus. Crease, all my high school peeps know.

The scientists carried out time measurement using a hydrogen molecule, which they irradiated with X-rays from the X-ray laser at the Petra III in Hamburg. And the researchers set the energy to the X-rays so that one photon was sufficiently enough to eject both electrons of the hydrogen molecule. So the electrons, what they discovered, behave like particles and waves simultaneously. So like the ejection kind of created these sort of these waves. And then the photon behaved like a pebble skipping across the water. So when the two waves in the trough meet and sort of crested,

they have this sort of time between the crests of the waves. And so that is wild. That's so cool. This is, this is what Sven Grunmann said. Since we know the spatial orientation of the hydrogen molecule, we use the interference of the two electron waves to precisely calculate when the photon reached the first and when it reached the second hydrogen atom. And then he basically said this is the basis for our speed.

So they now know that there is a speed level that is 10 to the negative 21 seconds. That's, that's like, that's just, I don't know. This is, it's cool. Just so you can think about them like measuring ripple effects of photons. I don't know. It's not science is wild. It's like some fantastic force shit. You know what I mean?

Yeah. It makes, it makes that whole like ant man going through molecule thing like seem like, oh yeah. Somewhat in the realm. Yeah. Yeah. Quantum physics. Same thing with interstellar.

Like the bookshelf like situation. It's like not actually that crazy. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I never saw interstellar though. Oh dude. Watch it.

It's crazy. It's a wild movie. The time mechanics of that film will blow your mind. It's a, it's like a beautifully awe inspiring film. Yeah. One day amongst the list of movies I must see. I can't believe. Yeah.

I can't believe. Where it just come to LA and let's have a movie week. I'm getting this. I'm getting this. I'm getting this. I'm getting this. I'm getting this. I'm getting this.

I'm getting this. Come on down. Do you like it's safe to go to go to LA? Is it safe in LA yet? No. Don't come here. Okay. Stay away.

Yeah. But no. Soon. Thanks so much everybody. Thanks so much for the articles boys. We'll be back next week. With your next little mini soda as well as the next major soda.

Hell yeah. Love you. Peace out. We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye. Perfect sinking. Perfect sinkage.

Hello my little chill minis. Ooh. Hello my little chill minis. That was like too close to the microphone. Oh my little chill bottle. Too close. I think. Yeah.

See I think you just have to embrace. I will never embrace. That we get close to our listeners. When the police come to arrest the two of you, I will have plausible deniability. What are they arresting me for? Perversion. Public conversion.

Can't arrest a co-host and a host for the same crime. Public. Yeah. It's perversion. Perversion. Yeah. Can't do it. Not allowed.

That's not how public jeopardy works at all. What? What? Something like that. I've seen the movie. Yeah actually. Come on. I think laws are pretty much just made up at this point.

With the program. No. Don't think so. We can just do what we want. Officers if you're listening to this, I deny. Are you speaking to our arresting officers right now? Yes. Officers?

They're like, well let's listen to your podcast from a couple of months ago before we go get them just in case. Specifically mini-soaked compilation number. Jesse said that he's a good dude. I'm going to trust him. Thank you. I subscribe to Patreon to hear this. Good.

Yeah I'm going to say one of them is subscribed to our Patreon clearly. Yeah. Happy Halloween everybody. We got some Halloween spooks for you all around here. I'll bring in another story. But I don't know what these two boys are bringing. So who wants to start? Should I start just to get it out of the way?

What's the vibe? This is a UFO sighting over Chesapeake Bay vibe for me. What do you got? I have the scariest movies of all time. Okay. I've got something that you can do at home to get in on the Halloween spirit. All right let's get mine out of the way.

Because mine's distinctively not Halloween spookies like yours is. Okay. Let's hear. This is another story that comes from our subreddit called UFO sightings over Chesapeake Bay from War Singer. He says with Halloween coming up figured it would be a good time to share my UFO sighting from when I was a kid. Probably around 12 years old.

This is not a big story so don't worry this is a good one. For the majority of my life I lived in Calvary County, Maryland. Specifically I lived in a small beach town on the coast of Chesapeake Bay. For UFO people out there who are big fans, East Coast and West Coast are some of the hottest UFO zones in the area. We typically have around 80 to 100 I think off the East Coast every year. UFO sightings by Navy and people out there. Is there like a hip-hop style rivalry between the two coasts?

Yeah you know that's where the grays and the reptilians are just like. So doper UFOs. Going at it. Mm-hmm. Absolutely. So my one friend Bobby lived in a house that sat on a hill with a clear view of the bay. My friend, my group of friends loved to play hide and seek in the dark around Bobby's house. One night mean a group of about five to six kids were playing.

It was my turn to hide and I found a small group of bushes I could hide in. My other friend, Rob will call him, had the same idea as me and jumped into the bushes as well. We both did our best to be quiet and not move around. A few minutes later, as we both sat in the bushes hearing the kid who was looking around, I remember looking over the bay and seeing a bright light flying about the water. Seeing as how the bay is highly traveled body of water. Did you see it flying up out of the water? I said, I was looking around the bay, a bright light flying about the water.

Okay. About it. Seeing as how the bay is highly traveled body of water, it was from an unusual, it was not unusual to see helicopter lights flying around at all hours of the night. So I didn't think much of it. It wasn't until it stopped is when it struck me as odd. I nudged my friend Rob so he could see it too. As he turned to look at it, we both saw from saw around seven smaller lights come out of it

in a diagonal line toward the water. When the last line came, they shot off in random directions, but were never out of view. After roughly 30 seconds, they lined back up and went back into the larger light. When the last light went into the large light, the large light flew off down the bay. We were both stunned and quickly left our hiding spots to tell everyone else what we saw. I'm having a hiccup attack. I apologize. We were both stunned and quickly left our hiding spots to tell everyone else what we saw.

No one else saw the lights too caught up in the game. The whole event couldn't have taken longer than five minutes from entering the bushes to leaving it. I'm 33 now and have always loved telling the story since no one has been able to give me an answer of what it could have been. Personally, I think it was a military helicopter. There's a naval airbase Pax River barely 30 miles from where we saw the light and it wasn't hard to imagine something flying from there up to the Bay to some unknown destination. What the tiny lights were that I have no clue and why would they conduct some sort of test

in full view of several small neighborhoods is also weird to me. Regardless, it's my one brush with the unknown and I hope you all enjoy. And I, of course, consent to this being read on the podcast. That's it. That's a nice sensible UFO. That's a nice sensible UFO story. Yeah. You know, not hard to swallow.

Those are more believable ones. Offers lots of explanations. I dig it. Still. All right. Who's taking it from here? You tell me. I have recommendations moving forward if you want to get all scared this Halloween.

OK. So I'll I'll I'll I'll jump into this. OK. So do you guys know what legend tripping is? Are you familiar with this practice? Legend tripping is like when you hear of a story of like the house where this guy was a sea captain and he killed his wife and every night on Halloween at midnight, you can go to the house and you can see her fucking.

You know, wow, that's crazy. No, that's great. You can stop there. Yeah. Like, you know, you can see her like billowing in the night or whatever. And the idea is the legend tripping is that trip that you go on with your dumb fucking friends to like go see that. Do you know what I'm saying?

Sure it makes sense. Yes. Or like if you go to this construction site and you find this mirror in the fucking trash and you say Bloody Mary in it, she reaches out of the mirror, you know, stuff like that. And I think that's some of the funnest, dumbest horror based stuff you can do because, you know, you're not just like, you know, playing some pre created experience. I mean, I guess in this case, you kind of are once I tell you what this is. But I wanted to create a way for you out there listening to this to go legend tripping.

And normally I would provide a link, but I think that in this case, I think part of the fun is trying to find a link yourself. And I'm going to tell you guys about a game that was going around the Internet about five years ago that was called Sad Satan. Okay. Sad Satan. Yeah. So this game apparently is only available through the dark web through things like

tour. Okay. And apparently most people found out about this game from a YouTube channel called obscure horror corner who said he got it on an onion site and that he thought it was crazy. Some friends sent him a link to it and he made a video of it. He did a malware check and he went for it and he includes footage of himself playing the game. And it's extremely fucked up. I'm not going to show you the footage because if you don't want to see the footage,

it's up to you. I think if you want to just watch it, you can. But if not, you can try and find it for yourself. Can you describe some of what happens? Yeah. So you walk. It's like a first person game. You're walking.

You can't see what's in the distance. You hear footsteps. You walk and walk and walk. And then you get to this flickering light and you start to hear these muffled sounds, maybe like somebody gasping like a kid gasping. And then you turn back and go the other way. You turn around again and like something's changed. And maybe there's light in the distance.

The maze around you is like changing as you go. You move towards the light, the hallway is changing. The voice has changed to a growl. You really just kind of walk forward. You're back in the first hallway. It's crazy now. There's lines flashing on the ground. Like maybe you're walking down a street.

The walkway transforms again. You're back to the first hallway. Everything's fucked up. You see this like picture of this dude standing at the top of some stairs with like a million antlers on the wall. It looks like Hannibal. And it seems wild. It's just kind of like a dissociative thing.

And then you see pictures of like Jimmy Savile and Margaret Thatcher advocating for prevention against cruelty to children, even though Jimmy Savile turns out to be like a child abuser. And the game's like 10 minutes long. And it's kind of fucked up and it's just super weird. But it went viral. And the reason I know about it is because I'm reading off of an article from Kotaku by Patricia Hernandez, who's often associated with...

I think she also did the Kanye Quest article that I did on this very show. Yes, I do remember. But it looks fucking crazy. And he says the guy the guy says he doesn't know the YouTuber says he doesn't know who made the game, but he's trying to find out more. She reached out to the person that sent him the game. And that guy says he wishes to remain anonymous. He says he found out on a forum on the deep web.

And that he didn't say whether it was his or not. But that the user who posted it has the initials ZK, according to their sign off on the deep web. And some people think it's about child abuse, like the game is like an art piece about child abuse. Nobody knows, like for sure, what the fuck. Some people think maybe the dude created the game himself. Some people have said that they've downloaded versions of the game

that have fucked up their computers. So download your own safety, obviously. I was going to say, maybe use a virtual machine or something like that, just so that you don't open it to your own operating system. Unless you have a throwaway computer that you're not against wiping. But I think that you could have a pretty decent spooky little Halloween sesh and quarantine looking for this game online. You don't have to go to the dark web to find it now, by the way.

It's it's it's available places. Yeah. But like I say, install at your own risk. It's not it's not necessarily safe for your computer to have on it. So I think that but I think, you know, it's essential that that's part of it. Because I think that part of what's fun about legend tripping is this sort of like inherent risk that maybe something's going to go wrong. So you get that feeling of like your own personal little adventure. You get to figure out if it's really not your own.

I would say, you know, if you can, if you got somebody around with you or somebody you can jump on discord with, you know, check it out, share screen, try it out together, get wild with it. Let us know what happens in the subreddit after. Yeah. Yeah. Please don't share any gross stuff, please. No, no, none of that. Well, I'm excited to say I feel like I've heard of that game before. And I'm going to have to watch somebody play it because I won't play it

because I'm too much of a scaredy baby. So but I love games like that, like those like haunted games. Isn't there like a Pokemon version that's like supposedly like a haunted Pokemon? Yeah, there's Ghost Black or something like that. Yeah, something like that. There's a great YouTube video of that. Somebody somebody made. I think I've talked about this before on the show.

I don't even remember. Somebody made a like actual DS cartridge of that urban legend. And you can watch. Oh, that's cool. You can watch a YouTube video of that being played. And it's really it's kind of I'm really interested. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. All right, Jesse, Spookus, what do we got? So a company that I'm not going to name because it literally was done

for promotion for that company. So I don't even care. Did a test this year to figure out what the scariest movie ever is. And they have a scientific way of doing so for years and years spending Halloween season after Halloween season. The question has persisted. What is the scariest movie ever? There are movies that are tense.

There are movies that are suspenseful. Everyone scares in a different way. But how can we figure out what movies are the scariest? Well, this company who is known for comparison tools and things like that decided to host a thing called Science of Scare Project during which they tracked the heart rates of 50 people a variety of ages. And they had them watch 100 hours of scary movies. Well, after all the tracking mystery science theater.

Yeah, after tracking, they narrowed down scientifically what they believe to be the 35 scariest movie ever. Obviously, they only did it with a small number of people. So it's like a limited study. But based on the results, they're willing to determine that these are the scariest movies from these people who are of all different ages and races and socioeconomic status. The big thing here is they're all Americans, I believe.

So it's not one of those things like, you know, there's going to be different. There is one part of the study that I thought was interesting and I'll get to it. But anyway, each member of the study was fitted with a heart rate monitor to see what their average heart rate would be. And then everything was judged based on that. The guy who created the study said with more people than ever facing Halloween at home, our science of scare study was designed to help people find the most scientifically scary films ever made to save them time watching all the thousands

and thousands of movies that already exist. We now have the scariest ones. The results are in. Trying to know what number one is. According to the heart rate of all the participants, the 2012 Ethan Hawke thriller Sinister is the scariest movie of all time. What the fuck?

Sinister had people's average heart rate increased by by 32 percent. Their BPM increased by 32 percent while watching the movie Sinister. However, the biggest jump scare moment happened during insidious in which people's heart rate shot up to one hundred and thirty three. From what the scariest stuff in Sinister on average was 86. The biggest jump scare was insidious with one hundred and thirty three beats per minute. And insidious came in second overall. Wow.

I'm so surprised that it was sinister with Ethan Hawke. The movies that followed Sinister insidious, rounding up the top 10 were The Conjuring. Whoa, because they're also jump scare heavy, hereditary, paranormal activity. It follows the Conjuring to the Babadook, the descent and the visit. Big takeaways. I never saw the visit.

The scent was really bad. The scent has the scariest monster reveal that I have ever seen in my fucking life. Insidious does have a very scary jump scare in it. The big the big reveals. James Wan was dubbed the king of horror because most of his three movies in the top 10. And he is the most prolific director that they have. Modern horror movies seem to be doing much better than the classics like Exorcist, Nightmare on Elm Street, Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Not necessarily because they're better, but because it's more it looked more real and more visceral and it didn't look cheesy, right? Special effects and things change. The biggest takeaway that I found interesting was that the scariest foreign film was Audition. That movie is rough. Just imagine a movie where a dude marries a woman who is like, I'm going to cut you up like that kind of movie.

That kind of film. But that was the scariest foreign movie. However, that rated number 35 overall, which I think the study concluded that perhaps the fact that people had to do a lot of reading instead of directly just being immersed in the film negated some of the terror that was happening like they would miss moments or things because they were busy reading the subtitles rather than focusing on the movie itself. And so it lowered their heart rate. Dude, James Wan is like touching all this shit.

Directed in Sidious, directed the conjuring. By that study, though, if like Five Nights at Freddy's would end up being like the scariest video game in existence. I don't know. I mean, just give you that shit, man. That I fucking hate that stuff. I don't ever want to play that again. Just to give you the rundown of everything, the best jump scares in Sidious.

Got everyone up to 133 sinister. Had a jump scare that got everyone up to 131. The exorcist three had a 130 BPM heart rate. The conjuring had a scene that got someone and the descent. Those were the scariest jump scares. Have to discuss the sense. I'm like, like damaged by that movie. I watched that movie one time.

That was enough. So yeah, the ring was number 11. The quiet place. 1213 was nightmare on Elm Street. I probably for that scene where the dude gets dragged across the is dragged across the ceiling. That's like hokey to me. I don't know.

I don't know. It's like crazy. It's crazy that the guy who directed saw is the same guy that directed Aquaman. Yeah. Yes. Isn't that fuck you up? Texas Chancell massacre.

28 days later, the exorcist hush it scream. Rounding out. We have the grudge and the witch. Blair Witch Project. Alien the thing. Poltergeist Annabelle. Bright of the 13th. The orphanage.

Dark skies. It's crazy. Me. Dark skies is on there. Wolf Creek. The omen. The shining. Get out at number 34 and number 35.

Audition. Surprise. That is what I'm seeing. That's a wild mix of movies. Well, there are also a lot of modern movies. A lot of modern movies in there. There's some good ones on there. If you haven't seen The Witch, Hereditary,

or any of those movies yet, Midsummer's. Hereditary's a movie that will mess you up, though. Like, you got to be in a space to watch that movie. Yep. You got to be like Midsummer. Midsummer fucked me up, actually. Big time. Sinister is the movie where he finds the videos, right?

I don't know. He finds the home movies of murders. I don't know. I don't know. I've never seen it. I would love somebody to watch this movie and tell me what they think of it. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Sinister's the one where, if I recall, from the trailer, I've never actually seen this movie. We're in the trailer. He sees the video, and this is the movie that, I think it might have been Sinister, too. This is the movie where Davis, I'll never forget this. We were in a movie theater going to go see another movie, and this trailer was playing, and Davis looked up

just as a jump scare on the trailer happened, and the theater was completely silent, and he goes, like that, and everyone lost their shit. Yes, yes. That's good. I'm jealous. I did not get to witness that. That sounds hilarious.

Yes, this is the thing where the monster was in the videotapes and shit. Yes, and it would be like, this was kind of like Slenderman, where it was like, all these photos, show them in the background, like that kind of thing. Yes. Oh, OK. Neat.

It has a 63% on Rotten Tomatoes. Scariest movie, though. Scariest movie of all time. Yeah. Well, you'll get some spooks, play a spooky game, followed by one of those spooky movies, and then go sit outside, smoke some weed, and hope for a UFO in the skies.

That's the best kind of Halloween I think I could hope for. Stay inside. We'll be back. Do scary things at home. Stay safe. Yes, exactly. And we'll be back next week with the conclusion of Robert Irwin and a brand new mini-soat

for all you lovely patrons. Thank you so much. We love you. Goodbye. Peace. Hello, my little chill minis. My little chill luminauts. I'm going to give up.

I'm going to give up trying to even stop this from happening. Thank you. It took two. It took two and a half years. I just. No, we. A S Mathis R. A S Mathis R.

Hang on. Holy shit. We're only three months out from our three year. That's impossible. No, we're not. February is our three year. No, we started it in May of 2020. That's how it feels, man.

No, our first show to ever was the Halloween live show in Boston. Yeah, exactly. One year ago today. I have to be honest. I have to come forward and be honest with you, boys. I don't have an article. I don't have one today. That's okay.

I ended up just finishing up the script and that's all I got. So if you could carry me through this mini-soad, why enjoy the wonders of our world? I will carry you right through. Do you want to tell you about something? Could you please, Alex, tell me about something? So we talked about this briefly, I think. And one time I did this for the previous season of this.

But in the last week or two, unsolved mysteries on Netflix, the like sort of updated version of that show is on Netflix. It's really good. If you haven't seen it, it's really like, you know, it's a different show for sure than the old one. But I believe it's the same in spirit. It still has that vibe of like, take this story and look into it and see if you can help kind of deal.

Okay, yeah, yeah. And this season they did some very different kind of things. There was one that was like ghosts of like the Japanese tsunami, you know, like some pretty wild ghost story. Like looking at ghost stories through the lens of Japanese culture is really interesting just because they have a different sort of like relationship with death and stuff like that. Isn't it like in Japan, they truly don't,

they believe they don't, they, a ghost motives are truly unknowable. What do you call, we always feel like they have, it's like they have unfinished business that they have to fix. What do you call the door, the rice door, a shogi, a shogi? Oh, I don't know. Something like that. You guys know, you'll correct me. It's, that's, this priest, this like Japanese like guy,

he like, he described it as like, just death is like opening the rice door and going on the other side of it and closing it. And you can still see the person, the person is still there. But there's just this. Oh, fuck that dude. That's like looking in the mirror and seeing somebody behind you, but then looking behind you and there's nobody there. Definitely still a very creepy episode.

But the episode that I want to talk about today, that's like the one that really, I think people have been speculating about because there's a lot of like information, but not a lot of evidence. You know what I mean? Like there's a lot of things to go off of circumstantial clues with this one. Have you guys watched this season of unsolved mysteries yet, by the way? No, not at all. Okay.

So this is the Oslo woman episode if you, if you did see it, and I'm sure you did. I think it's the second or third episode. And basically what it is, is in 1995, this woman was registered as Jennifer Fairgate or Fergut or something like that at the Oslo Plaza Hotel, which at the time was like, if the president maybe was in town, that type of hotel. You know what I mean? Like a fucking nice hotel. And she checked in, there was maybe somebody with her and security like came to her room

because room service had noticed that there was like a, you know, don't come in thing on there for a couple of days. So this guy goes to knock on the door and just as he goes to knock on it, he hears a gunshot and he gets so scared that he like leaves for like 10 minutes to like go get someone. That's what I would do. Right. But it does leave a window of time between the gunshot and anybody getting to the hotel room

for probable cause because what they found inside was the woman. She was dressed in like a sort of like all black outfit, like black leather jacket with like black shirt, but she didn't have any bottom half clothes on. And she basically like had the gun and was holding it in a kind of awkward way as if she had like pressed it against her own head in a weird way and pulled the trigger. She didn't have any labels on her clothes, just like our buddy, the Summerton man, which is apparently like normal modus operandi for a spy. Gotcha.

She had like 25 bullets in her briefcase free, free floating in her briefcase. There was a gun with no serial number that was like the good kind of getting rid of the serial number because they have like sort of like a guard of like, you know, you really have to know what you're doing to actually make it hard to tell what a gun like to like remove the identifying markers from a gun. And yeah, it's just this crazy mystery. She didn't have blood on her hand. She didn't have burns on her forehead, but she just had a hole right through her forehead.

Oh, that's weird. Yeah, just absolutely wild stuff. But they sort of concluded like, yo, it was 99% a suicide. But I, you know, I'm sure I'm missing some details of the story. But the point of this article that I found is that there were a few other details of this story that weren't mentioned in the Unsolved Mysteries episode that really do like lend credence to the idea that she was a spy. And, you know, already there's a lot of detail and information that would make you think that

there's like a guy in the episode who's like, I am like the inner pole, like guy who knows about spies. I don't work there anymore. But like, let me just tell you, like a lot of this stuff, XYZ adds up to it being a spy, right? But there was a few other things that even deepen the mystery even more, right? So the one thing that really was the first thing that really was insane was that the gun that I talked about, they looked at the gun and saw that it had no fingerprints on it or anything like that, which is what the official story was. But going back years later and reopening the investigation, they saw that the gun,

actually, it wasn't just that the gun didn't have prints on it, it's that the gun had been wiped clean. Okay, so purposefully. Yeah. And another thing that was like a big sort of like revelation in the episode was that it was sort of assumed that because she was, you know, do not disturb for however many days, that she didn't leave the hotel room very much. But the door only, the door can like record her comings and goings sort of, it records like exits of the room or opens of the room, one of the two. It only records one of the two. So the amount of time that she spends out of the room is like sort of hard to tell. But there was a time on the third day that she was there that

she was gone for like 20 hours from the room or something like that. Oh, damn. So people were like, well, we thought that she was just like suicidal and like being in this room. But no, she actually did go do something. And another detail that was important in this story that wasn't really gone into in the episode was that they found food in her stomach that she had eaten. You know, she died before she could digest it, right? So it's sort of like freezes that moment in time a little bit, right, of when she died. And the food that was in her stomach was the room service food that she had ordered one entire day earlier, right? So if it's true that she killed herself, right before she killed herself, she ate half a plate of room service

that was a day old, like right before she killed herself, which is like super weird. I don't know why. More like somebody killed her, but was professionally done. And like, you know, why I said wipe the gun down and very spy like, right. And like some people seem to remember her with a person and some people definitely felt like maybe there was someone in the room. And to even further compound that story, they found a piece of newspaper in the room that had her room was, I think, 2805, right? And they found on a newspaper, 2816. One 10 rooms away. Yeah, it's another room in the hotel. And they trace that room to a guy from Belgium who was like super uncooperative with the investigation. And he said that he only,

he only heard of the murder when he was, you know, checking out. And everybody thinks either that dude had something to do with it, or she was keeping two rooms or versus spy, dude, because it was this weird thing where like, she was somehow checked in and nobody knows how also. Yeah, that's so maybe somebody at the because she didn't put a credit card on file or anything like that. I wonder if somebody rented the room left gave her the key, you know, I mean, she was checked in. That's the thing, like the, the, the transaction happened of her coming in and checking in. But unlike what you normally do with that hotel, she didn't provide like collateral, which you just do when you check

into a hotel. I've checked into a million hotels. Yeah. But yeah. And on top of that, when they found her, there was like a really bad smell in the room, which also kind of lends credence to the idea that maybe she died a little earlier than it seemed like. Yeah. And that maybe that bullet being fired, that the dude heard when he came to the door was not a coincidence. And maybe that guy who was in there with her, you know, shot a gun to scare the guy off and then left. You know what I mean? And she was like, maybe the food was poisoned and she died of poisoning. But to make it look to throw them off the track, the guy who'd make sure she was dead from the poison went in and put a bullet in her head too

to throw everybody off wiped off the gun left. I mean, there's a test of food. Yeah. There's just a very, very, very convincing sort of. There's a narrative there narrative for spies. And the fact that it the specific detail of her having her labels all cut out of her clothes and out of her wallet. Just for me, really hard to mom should. Yeah, exactly. Harkins back to mom should, which is something that I covered a way long time ago on this show. And I feel like it almost shines more credence on the theory of that guy being a spook as well. So yeah, for sure. No, the fact that there's the fact that she had her like that there's that matching kind of like labels removed. It's like, oh, yeah. Yeah, to mom, she had such an interesting case, but

we'll never really know the truth. Yeah. So if you're interested in the stuff that we do on this show and you don't mind a very healthy dose of murder and discussion of murder in your stories, I would highly recommend Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix. It's really, really compelling stuff, especially this one, which there's still a lot more to like this story that I haven't just gotten into because I only have a few minutes here. But like, man, like really, it's really worth checking out. Are you telling me you can take 10 minutes to shield Patreon? Okay, but you can't take 15. There's so much to say about Patreon. Well, Jesse, what did you bring our dear patrons for a sweet ass article? I don't have a story like that. That's for sure. What I do have, though,

is something kind of fun. I'm not sure if any of you are aware of this, but last night, the auction on a haunted house ended. Oh, I didn't know. And the Finger Lakes of New York in Auburn. There's a place called the Auburn Castle, which some believe to be haunted. The auction ended last night and the place sold for $335,000. It is an actual red giant castle, or at least a mansion made to look like a castle that dates back to 1871 and was built for Samuel Laurie, a Scottish immigrant who ran a local wool mill and made a fortune in manufacturing. His wife, Genie McAllister, died in the home in 1890 and they ended up losing everything during the economic depression that happened three years later, according to the real estate agent trying to sell

everyone this house. Anyway, people have said for years that they've seen supernatural activity there and the inside of the house is definitely haunted. Paranormal investigators have gone and filmed there. Apparently there was a whole show that was shot just for this one place that I guess they tried to make a pilot out of. And I think the video exists on Facebook if you want to look it up. If people still use Facebook anymore. And this place, if you look up photos of it, the current owners, what they did is they redid the roof and they redid the wiring. But everything else, it looks like a gutted house. Like it looks super creepy. What's the name of this house again? The Auburn Castle. Keep going. And so it is essentially a completely gutted interior except

for the fireplace, which is the original and some of the door ornamentation, which is the original. But everything else is, you can literally see the floorboards and the wall panelling. This is just from Scary Game Squad. This is from a European horror game that costs $10,000 that is inside of a house. Yes, it needs a lot of work. But until, just like all auctions, until yesterday when the auction ended, at the start of the day it was $125,000, which is from nine-bedroom mansion. Not bad. It's not looking amazing inside, but it's. Right. Yeah. But if you, I mean, if you want to like invest in a property and you're not afraid of like a ghost story, that could have been it. Right. But for years and years and years people were talking about the

fact that like it definitely seemed haunted and was very, very creepy, right? It has multiple fireplaces, multiple bedrooms, a parlor, a music room, a study, a formal dining room, a kitchen with walk-in pantry and breakfast nook, two porches, an attic space, and what is a very, very large basement. Like the kind of basement that is definitely a horror game basement. It is a huge basement. My grandparents, just to give you an example, my grandparents used to, my grandfather used to own a like clothing store, right? And my parents family helped build Pittsburgh with the Carnegie's, right? So my great, great grandparents were like in there. Names are like Hannah is all over Pittsburgh. That is wild. That's cool. Of course,

because like all great stories. I believe it wasn't my grandparents. It might have been either my grandparents or my great grandparents, whoever blew all that money doing stupid stuff, just waste. God bless. But all of the money bought like this very nice house and in the basement, they would store all the things from their store, like all the extra shoes and clothes. When my grandparents died, my mom, when she went to go clean up the apartment, it was crazy. Apparently, not apartment, the basement apparently was crazy. There was so much shit down there. But anyway, when everything was moved out, you could see how big the basement was. And I'm telling you, it's just like this, where it is, you could live down there and never

see the light of day. It was that kind of, it was huge. Like, you know, some apartments like, you know, a big apartment, you're like 1900 square feet. That's crazy huge. This was like double that underground. Yeah, it's kind of like this, where it's just this enormous underground, definitely creepy, definitely evil underground. And so this is something that people have been trying to sell for a while and they decided to have a fun auction with it. Obviously, the inside, as you can see, there are no interior walls. Nope. There's peeling paint. Everything studs. The floor needs refinishing. It's all a total mess. And when the auction started, $25,000 was their starting bid. God, 25K. I would have loved to get, man.

This is a part of me that would have loved to have this. I know, as we always keep saying every once in a while, like, wouldn't it be crazy just go in on like a haunted house? I would do it. This is the one. This would have been the one. Zach Bacon did it. Listen, if the Patreon, they get to that point, or we are making ad money that's pissing out of our armpits, let's go in on a haunted house together. I would love to mention of Chiluminati podcast. Yeah. And really the Chiluminati mansion. Here's the thing. Then we invite fans to stay there. Yes. We have post-COVID festival of some frights. Spooky excursions, Halloween. We always do like a Halloween special live at the haunted house. All I'm saying is we

straight up gut the living room and make it a stage and do live shows from our haunted house. This is the goal. This is abducted off the roof is the real goal. Every night I'm out there lying out on my back, ass naked, like screaming to the heavens, high off my ass for the aliens to come get me. I would not stay there with you, obviously. Stumping into the roof. Stumping into the roof. I don't want to get killed. I'm not dumb. All right. That's within a 10-year goal. All right. Let's buy a haunted house. By 2030, you guys, if the world is still here, we will be in a haunted house. I would love it. Well, thank you guys so much for this Chilmini. I hope you all enjoyed it. Thank you over at Patreon for all the support we continue to give.

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