Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 95 - Minisode Compilation 11

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

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You came to the right place. I hope you have headphones because this one's moving slow. Welcome patrons to Chillmini32 or something like that. You don't even know. You don't even care. I know. It's like 32 or 33. I think of it as 79.

Is that weird? Yeah. I know we haven't had 79, but it's like it goes with episode 79. Is that weird? It does. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's weird.

I for some reason, it's weird. Why is it weird, Alex? I know there hasn't been 79 Chillminis. Yeah, true. But I still think of it as Chillmini79. That's my filing system. Well, I come with a couple alien related things. I'm going to get that.

I think I want to get that out of the way first because a little bit of alien news kind of scattering across the internet in the past few days. Disclosure is ever, ever present everybody. Just remember that. Real quick, the pylon's all bullshit now. Nobody. Let's not talk about that anymore. It is.

The monolith is literally just people putting it up places. Yeah. People are just fucking around. I think it's far more interesting to look at human nature and the fact that one thing sparked all these people putting up copycats and just like why humans do the things they do. Right? We're the monkeys, guys.

We're the monkeys. Did you ever think about that? It's us. It's the same thing with like, I saw an alien. Oh, I saw an alien too, right? I honestly believe that's the case. Humans like this thing. Speaking of aliens, Jesse, have you heard about the news of some new photos that apparently

exist? One has gotten released, though there's argument about what it might be and I'm with them. I don't really know what we're looking at. It looks compelling. The other one I retweeted. Yeah. Yeah. The other one is apparently a much closer shot of what is known as the typical black

triangle UFO shape that is from a pilot's iPhone and is only can be described as unearthly, but the government will not actually release it and this is coming from the same people who ended up getting the videos that were released in 2017, released in 2017. So there's an air of kind of credence to these claims because it's coming from somebody who already got some stuff released. And recently on the Joe Rogan podcast, Jocs Filet and somebody else who created a documentary were doing an interview and on there, they made it basically an urge to get the photo released because it's more evidence that there's potentially something weird out there.

Again, I would love to say it's aliens, you know, I would, but all we can say is we don't know. We don't know what it is. The photo, Jesse, I don't know if you've seen the photo. I can get you the photo real quick. Is this what you sent me before? It's the thing in the DM that I felt was like, okay, it's like an upside down like thing, like a bell, like an upside down bell shape.

There is potential comparisons to a GPS balloon, however, it doesn't really look like that and it's missing the GPS part that hangs down from the bottom of it. So, so satellites can actually ping off of it. I don't know, though. Who knows? The other big news UFO wise is that now you can take this as however you want, but this came out in the Jewish press today, a former head of Israel space program. The aliens asked not to be revealed because humanity is not ready yet.

I mean, I believe that if there's anything I believe it's that I would, I honest, I'm surprised you reacted that way because I would buy that as well. We all saw how we reacted when the coronavirus hit with toilet paper went away. So I don't know, man, just more like, again, it sucks. It's annoying for some people like me who want more hard, like, give me more stuff. But it's always like this trickle of like maybe just tell us what else. Then if it right, tell us the whole story. If you're going to say that the aliens are real and they told us we're not ready.

But if it's true that this former head of Israel space program isn't lying because it looked, I mean, a look into his past shows that he hasn't had a history of making up bizarre claims, but doesn't mean he's not now because he's retired and wants fame. The. But if that's true, that gives me a sense of relief, because at least the means aliens don't want to decimate us right away. I mean, I just want to hear from him, like there's plenty of bullshit theories out there. What difference does it make? I'll be the one to decide whether or not you're lying.

Just put it out there. Yep. Well, it's exciting for me. That's all I got for alien stuff, man. I want to interrupt you, Alex, before you start your story. Because I feel like that's that's the way to end. Yeah, I don't know that this is news, but this morning I just tried to find it and all I could find was an article about it, which just shows you what the internet is like. This morning I was doing my I just woke up.

I'm laying in bed. I might as well go scroll through some of the weird stuff on Reddit. And I saw a thing that was unpleasant. Oh, no, it was a photo. A man, according to the story on Reddit, and I'll just read you what this news article says about it, just so someone who is better with the word can describe it. A man was discussed, was he posted on Reddit that he was in his flat. It was totally empty and he heard some like strange noises coming from the kitchen

and he went there to kind of like see what was going on. And after hearing noises and taps, I took a photo and this is what I saw. I'm just going to send you this. I'm so excited. Here's the thing. Everyone on Reddit was like, I don't see it. I don't know what you're talking about. There's nothing there.

And then people were like, scroll in. I'm just going to let you look at this. The links there, hopefully Mathis will include it. I will do my best to remember. OK, door. Yeah, he's like, scroll in. Oh, yep, up top. There's a head peeking around the corner.

That's awful. Yeah. Oh, that's the worst thing in the world. Terrifying. Oh, I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. Oh, it looks like it looks like the little the Pillsbury dough boyers. I would love another picture. My inner ghost center.

So I don't know if you boys know, I used to go stunt a lot in my late teens. I had a lot of gear. Yeah, I would love another. I would just like another picture at this exact angle because I just want to see if there's anything like a utility, like a utility or like the front of his oven or something like that that might be being blurred out and being

parodile it into a face. Also, the baby from dinosaurs. Also, it feels like one of those things that could be just read it and like bull, you know, already fucking brush tool. Yeah, man, that's spooky, though. That's spooky looking. I don't think I throw it out there. Hopefully you'll include the link.

I'm going to I'm going to try to remember the original Reddit post. I honestly can't. I've been scrolling through Reddit for a while now, and I can't find it. Alex, the the link in the email when I send him the audio, just so I don't forget it. OK, perfect. Well, Alex, you've got a story. This story was sent to me on my Instagram DMs

from a follower and a fan. It's an interesting, fun story, I think. And it's reputable, too. And yes. Yeah. So welcome to a fan story. Alex, take it away. Yeah, this just gets right to it. So I'm just going to just go right in.

OK, let me set the scene. It was about five years ago. Me and my friends were all skatepunks just hanging out, smoking and drinking all the time just to make the story a little less stale. So before I get more into the story, I want to just say that I was smoking a lot of weed at the time and drinking heavily. I was sober as a bullet in this story.

But I just want to clarify a few things because I'm sure Jesse will pick this apart like a vulture on a carcass. Yum, yum. So there I am walking to my friend's house sober as hell and bored. His door is normally open, so I walk inside like I normally do. This is my view, a hallway with two rooms on the right and one on the left at the end of the hall. The first room is on the right.

This is my friend's room. Well, I'm approaching this room and I just glance inside as I didn't hear anyone inside of it. So as I'm passing it, I look inside real quick and there's this spinning recliner as soon as you walk in, right? On the arm of this chair is a small, brown, naked creature holding a Coke bottle, which was empty. Whoa.

Oh, it turned its head and looked at me with large, glowing, orange eyes. This is like that scene in Mulholland Drive when he's telling that story of his dream at the Denny's and then he goes outside and like sees the witch behind the dumpster and he's just like, oh, that's this fun. It looked very surprised. It even dropped the Coke bottle and I heard it. As soon as it seen me like 1.5 seconds, it disappeared immediately.

I know how this sounds, but hear me out. I didn't even realize what I saw at first. It's very conversational. I thought it was the small Chihuahua, so I leaped onto the chair laughing and spinning and then I was confused. So I looked under the bed when I realized it wasn't a dog. I was about to panic. I began hyperventilating.

So I said to myself, the dog must have ran out. So I run into my friend's parents room and discover that all the dogs were in a closed room along with my friend and his little brother. I tell him to come outside with me and I break down, crying, exclaiming he didn't understand what I had seen. I was really having a hard time. I mean, IDK, anyone that wouldn't. Yeah, fair, fair.

Yeah, what was messing me up was that I heard it out loud and didn't just imagine it. All I kept saying and repeating was it wasn't a dog. It wasn't a dog. My friend was trying to call me. That's what I would be talking about, too. That's what I mean. Honestly, I would be like, why did he did he drink the Coke?

Did he have the Coke? Did he really drink the Coke first? I just I imagine like a moment of just like E.T. almost where you like there's like a moment and just like let the can go and oh my God, what the fuck is the name of that movie? The McDonald's movie where the kid gets shot in the wheelchair. God damn it. Oh, um, what is it?

McGee and me or me and. Yeah, Mac and me, Mac and me is just Mac and me. Yeah, because he goes off the cliff. The aliens, literally, the movie is so low budget that their mouths are permanently shaped like they're sucking up straws because they love Coke. And they like it's like a brand deal for McDonald's the whole movie. It's fucking like the Power Rangers and Krispy Kreme.

Yeah, anyway, my friend was trying to calm me down. When I finally calmed down, he began to explain to me that weird stuff happened in his house a lot. It didn't help much, but it was somewhat comforting. I lost a lot of sleep over this. I had no idea what it possibly could have been as I didn't know a damn thing about folklore almost at all. Besides a little Harry Potter knowledge, but even still,

you had no idea of the connection between Harry Potter nor brownies of any sort. Think that's a weed joke or maybe. No, he's getting ahead of his school, like Brownie Gremlin type. Yeah, he's getting ahead of himself, basically. I think I had never even heard of it. In other words, my mind didn't make this up based on something it had seen.

So I finally decided to find out what it is. I had two friends with degrees in human psychology. Both are still good friends who I can verify this with. One was atheist and a childhood friend, and the other an agnostic internet friend. That's everybody's internet friend. Is that agnostic internet friend? The atheist was certain that my mind simply created something

due to an effect of the mind causing me to hallucinate and my brain trying to comprehend the imagery. What the atheist was certain that my mind simply created something due to an effect of the mind. Yeah, it's called paradelia is what he's talking about. Just just he created like you saw. Yeah, like low light in his brain

just like made something that looks familiar. OK, yeah, I understand that now. But the agnostic friend believed that I had seen it. But that also my mind created an alternative image. But with him, he believed that in order for that to happen, I had to see something so bizarre that my mind had to replace the image. So I wasn't satisfied with these answers

and I searched some tidbits of my experience in the YouTube search engine bar. This is my first lead as it took me to a random ass video. I'm sure it can still be found with some extensive searching, but I've yet to find it again about which a man was proclaiming his experience with something called a brownie and how it threw a bottle at his leg and that he could not look directly at it or it would disappear.

So now I called it a brownie. From here, I had a bit of closure a few years until again, it began to haunt me once more. Still not satisfied. I do even more searching and find that it is closer to that of a boggert, which I don't know what that is exactly. We cover that in the gnomes episode with Dodger for a little bit. Yeah, that's true.

I just don't know like how that becomes a boggert. I don't know. It sounds like he'll explain. Yeah, the scariest part that made my heart drop was that they were mainly in marshlands and this occurred in Louisiana. And I do even more searching with my new knowledge of the creature and discover that they love honey. In my mind, I in my mind,

I think it was a boggert drinking the Coke. There was another time. Sorry, quick rewind back a few years when a box randomly flew out of the closet. My friends were so high and drunk, they just laughed. I was also very high and drunk, but I seen it clear as day and jumped my feet and completely made sure nobody could do it themselves. It just flew out against the wall.

I know this is hard to believe, but that's the story. I often think about that creature a lot and don't know what to make of it, but I just accept that I may never know. I will never forget the eyes and the look of shock as if saying, you caught me. It will haunt me forever. That's my story.

Ha, ha, ha, crazy, ain't it? There it is. Oh, yeah. You believe you saw a boggert, Jesse? You believe in boggerts now, Jesse? Oh, I believe in them. I know they like the spinning chair is the most fucked up thing. Like everything else, if you're like, oh, that's like what they do.

You know, like, oh, they're like. They're brownies. They have a bottle. They throw the bottle. Fine. They like honey. But why was he on like a David Lynch armchair? Yeah, I don't know how it fucks me up. Well, that's the episode of the mini and that's it for us.

Delightful. The light, the lightful story. I really enjoyed that story. He actually sent me like an image of it, but you can just look up a brownie and you can just kind of like look at the general image of what it looks like. But we did also go back and listen to the gnome episode. If you didn't with Dodger as a special guest, we cover boggerts.

Learn more about boggerts today on Shillimanati pod. Exactly. Thank you guys so much for listening and thank you so much for your support over on Patreon. We wouldn't be able to do this without you guys and we will see you next week. Peace. Bye. Peace. Father's Day is just around the corner.

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Episode 81, the Chilmini. The Chilmini. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome back, everybody. It's exciting to be back here. We've got some cool topics to talk about on the Chilmini. Historical things. Very historical things.

I'm just going to be at the top right quick. And we'll just get this out of the way, I think. We've been getting tweeted at. Everybody's been tweeting at me and telling me, hey, guy, Israeli man. Is there Israeli? So the story is, instead of just saying it's just saying it's like the X space. Frank, what's the name of what is what is this thing? X space security officer or something.

He's basically an ex-government worker in the in Israel that's coming forward and saying, hey, aliens exist. They've reached out to the US government and the Israeli government. They're saying they're not that the humans are not ready to interact with aliens yet. We still have to understand spaceship and space travel. But the US has astronauts on a secret base on Mars, where they are talking with and interacting with aliens regularly. Not even remotely true.

Where were we? Where do we launch the ships from? They're not with you. The thing that's left out that seems to be like, I don't know why media is picking up on this. Like the end tagline is this dude wrote a book about all this. Like that's his big thing. And he's like, at the end of everything, he's like, you can read more about it

in my newly released book. So none of it sounds real. It's a bunch of trash. This guy is clearly hawking a bunch of garbage. Why would only the Israeli government and the US government be in contact with the aliens? Because they're because they believe in the Bible. Right. Oh, you're right.

You're right. It relates to the second coming Holy Land stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're correct. My bad. Does it?

Come on. No, I'm sorry. Come on, though. Regardless, you, that's that's all my story because I just wanted to just I just wanted to bring it up and put it to rest because it wasn't enough. That's it. That's all I got. So Alex, I know you got a fun one.

I do. It is it is. It is insane. So literally the other day just came word came through that the the zodiac killer, if you don't know who the zodiac killer is, he was this guy in like 1969, I think was the first year that it started. He was like killing people. Nobody knew who he was.

He was like sort of like setting up the sort of like tropes of serial killers who followed him about like taunting the police. And there were others that did this, but he was really famous for it because he he wrote these encoded messages and he had all these threats. And you know, he swore that his identity was hidden inside the messages and only one of them was ever partially translated, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Until the other day, when one of the ciphers, which is called the 340 cipher was actually decoded, fully decoded by a guy named David all this time.

Yeah. A guy named David or Ornchak, a software developer from Virginia, Jarl van Eike, a Belgian computer programmer and Sam Blake, an Australian mathematician. They discovered that the message was broken into three parts and then rearranged in a way where like once you once you untangled that, it was a lot easier to decode. They made a bunch of different reading paths through it and then fed those all into deciphering computers and like slowly put together the solution that way. So cool.

I did watch a little bit of the video, but it was too much. The guy has a video if you're really interested in the ins and outs of how we actually solved it, but it is it's cryptography. It's really hard to like just sit and understand if you're not like really paying attention to it. But here is the message of the zodiac of the zodiac killer all those years ago. And this it's a little disappointing because it was supposed to include his identity. Yeah.

We were we were hoping it was going to include this identity. Yeah. I well, he said it, didn't he? He said, if you solve it, you'll know who I am or something like that. Did he say that about this? Was it this isn't I don't know if it's specific. I don't know if it's specific to eat whatever cipher it is, but I know that there was some idea.

There's there's one more out there, but it's only those. So I think they talk about in the video, but there's only there's one more out there that can't be decrypted because it's only one line. And because of the way he encrypted this one, it's kind of random and they accidentally they was like, they accidentally cracked it. I know the Alex talk about it. But the last thing that we have is just like they're saying it's nearly impossible for them to figure out.

Yeah. Uh, here's the here's the message. It says, I hope you're having lots of fun and trying to catch me. That wasn't me on the TV show, which brings up a point about me. I'm not afraid of the gas chamber because it will send me to paradise, paradise is misspelled all the sooner because I now have enough slaves to work for me where everyone else has nothing when they reach paradise, paradise spelled wrong again. So they are afraid of death.

I am not afraid because I know that my new life will be an easy one in paradise, paradise misspelled again death. When he says it's not him on the TV show, there was a very famous, uh, uh, time when they had a guy come on to talk to the Zodiac and a guy called in and it was like this whole crazy thing on TV. He said that wasn't him. Uh, and, uh, you know, they really did just like happen upon the solution. Um, and, uh, they submitted to the FBI a couple of days ago, uh, the FBI is not going to comment

though because obviously the Zodiac investigation is still going to an open case. Um, he's never, he was never caught. And yeah, yeah, nobody knows for sure. He knows for sure who it was. Everybody has their favorite person. I think I know who mine is. I don't, I don't know. It feels weird to say who you think a murderer is.

Right. Yeah. I know who I think it is and he has three names. How about that? That way, if you know the case, you know who I think it is. Okay. Well, there you go. It's, it's still interesting.

Like true crime is something I really love. This is my name. Lee. Deadly Cruz. Is he Ted? Ted Lee is deadly. Ooh. As the Zodiac killer.

Hey, oh, you're already writing in ciphers that much. It might be you, Matt. That's why these people. Maybe he adds me. That's why these people come to the, uh, patreon.com slash chilluminati pod is to get those sick, those sick takes. Oh, but yeah, I mean, I never thought that a Zodiac cipher was going to be solved in my lifetime.

I'm a little bit underwhelmed, though it is cool. Like I think most people assume that it wasn't him on the TV show anyway. I don't know if that's even like new information that that wasn't him. I think they like eventually figured out who that was. Yeah. I can't remember yet. Didn't he? Yeah.

Cause I mean, I think the story is that guy ended up calling and like apologizing big time for like faking it or something. I can't, I don't remember exactly, but I don't know if that's new information, but it is interesting that that's where his head was at and stuff. Uh, and I don't know, like there's something romantic about solving an unsolved cipher from a serial killer. You know what I mean? Mm hmm.

I don't know. Uh, I just thought it was really neat and it's not necessarily the most paranormal mystery of all time, but there, the, the Zodiac is legendary. I feel like everybody knows the Zodiac and I hope we figure out who it is too at some point. That's, that's my dream. Right. Like I've been almost like, I've had the feeling to do a Zodiac episode a couple times and

I just sort of hoping that maybe they figure out who it is. Well, I hope so. Yeah. Uh, anyway, what do you got, Jesse? All right. Let's talk about, uh, for those of you who are listening to this as part of a, uh, compilation. Um, compilation. This is, uh, this is from where we talked about, uh, the crazy stuff the CIA was doing

and mentioned sonic attacks. Well, recently, as in December 7th, 2020, uh, they, the government just released a report about this happening to American CIA agents, uh, I mean, over the past 20 some years, if not longer, I like, I almost want to do a whole episode on it because it's so like weird. Yeah. It's the so-called Havana syndrome, which was this mysterious affliction that first cropped up among American CIA officers in the Cuban embassy in 2016. And, uh, they basically had fatigue and chronic headaches and some had long-term brain problems.

The inability to stand, like just crazy things. If you want to really get into it, the best thing you can do is NBC news had an interview with Mark Palmiropoulos, who was a CIA counterintelligence agent, I believe, uh, or maybe just a normal CIA agent, uh, and he was stationed around the world and he has all sorts of things they talks about in this and, um, he's suffering from long-term, uh, problems because of it. Anyway, and, and he gives a full interview. He talks about it, but to summarize what the government found, basically, um, mysterious head injuries suffered by US diplomatic staff in China and Cuba that have been described

as sonic attacks are consistent with the use of directed microwave energy according to a report published Saturday by the National Academy of Sciences. Overall, directed pulse RF radio frequency energy, especially in those with the distinct early manifestations, appear to be the most plausible mechanism in explaining these cases among those that the committee considered. And this is all those people that reported, Hey, something's wrong with me, the report added that it considered possible incidents of persistent, uh, you know, dizziness and other things happening to these people were coming from some other contributing factor.

But basically what they concluded is that Mike, like the use of directed microwave energy is what caused all this, although they cannot say, and this is probably for very political reasons, they cannot say if it was done deliberately. They, they won't say that, but it's too, it's too much to accuse somebody of doing something so against, yes, it was such a war crime to do it that you can't just say that about another country. But what they did add is the mere consideration of such a scenario raises grave concerns about the world with disinhibited malevolent actors and new tools for causing

harm to others, as if the US government does not have its hands full already with naturally occurring threats. The report said that it considered chemical exposures, infectious diseases and psychological issues as potential causes are aggravating factors of the injuries, but the overall analysis appeared to show they were not the likely cause. So it is according to the study, these dudes were blasted with microwave energy. And, uh, it's strange that it was focused, targeted CIA members and not like to everyone. It's obviously spy versus spy stuff.

Obviously, yeah, like if you, if you really want a good, like sort of like deep cut, look at this, there's a podcast called What Really Happened by Andrew Jenks. That's really good. That does like he takes like something that people are talking about, or that's like a sort of a bigger sort of, a lot of people know the story and then they go deeper into it. Like in the same season, it's not just like government shit. It's like he looked into what happened with John Carter and did like execs at Disney kill the movie John Carter.

He looks into what happened with Dave Chappelle walking away from his show. He looks into Balloon Boy, you know, sure. He does one called The Secret Sonic War. It's episode two of season two of What Really Happened. And it's a nice chunky and he's, he's like a documentary and he knows what he's doing. So it's worth, it's worth, it's worth checking out. If that's a, that's interesting to you. Yeah, but it is fascinating.

This is one of those times where a thing that a lot of people thought was sort of who knows, seems conspiracy, but because there's a little bit of, you know, factoid to it, who knows, and the government has confirmed like, yeah, they were blasting each other with, with Sonic attacks and microwave technology. And you, we can't say who did it. We're not name and names, but it definitely happened. And we know you did it, which is an interesting, you know, yeah, to kind of just influence, like insinuate rather, you're like, we know.

So. And the thing is, we do that all the time with hacking now, currently, where it's the idea that even recently with Russia and the hacking, they just did. Yeah, like a huge hack, like the biggest hack they've ever done. Massive hack. Yeah. And we know exactly how it was done. And the reason why they say all that stuff publicly is it's like, hey, everyone stop it, we know, but also cut that shit out, or we will hit you back.

And then we hit them back anyway. Yeah, we don't even know about that shit. What a cherry on top of a mini-soad for MK ultra. Yeah, so post MK ultra one. Yeah, it's good times, y'all. Interesting that it happened right now. It is. It is nuts. Thank you for the money, folks.

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Still not OK. Look at us. Still not OK with this. They're still here. And you're still paying us for this. Look how tiny this episode is. It's so mini. It's so small.

It's an average size episode from what I've been told. It's an average size mini. Like it's not about the size of the episode. They're always smaller than you think they're going to be. Like you imagine you think back to your childhood and you see one that's like, you know, average size and you're like, wow, that's really big. And then you compare it to, you know, it's like when you go back to preschool, so yeah, I get it.

I get it back to preschool and you see how small the chairs are. It's a similar. Right. It's a similar. Mm hmm. Got it. Is that where we're going with that? All right. Yeah. Fantastic. I don't know what any of you fricking idiots brought. So I brought a story. OK, I brought some some nice stuff, so we'll save mine for last.

Yeah. All right. Do you know what Balloon Boy is, Mathis? We were talking about this earlier and it sounded like you didn't know what it was. It doesn't ring any bells immediately. OK, so in 2009, I was in college at the time in like it was like in October. So it was like just after school, it started. I remember being in my in a balloon.

I just remember watching the balloon. I remember watching CNN and there was this like crazy story going on. It looked like I thought it was a flying saucer story at first. But basically what the story was was there's like a weather balloon like flying around in the air over this house. It's like big silver weather balloon and Richard and Mayumi Heen or Heaney or whatever it was were like, our six year old boy is in there. Our six year old boy is in the balloon.

I do remember this. Yeah. And it became it became this like crazy like deal. It became this like huge situation. It was like the news, the the the the the authorities, like everybody was like China, just like reporting on it, taking time. And it turned out that he like wasn't in the balloon. And there was like something about because the kid's name, first of all, the kid's name is Falcon.

And this is this is probably this is probably one of the most famous, like wacky news stories in the entire history of Colorado. Right. And it floated 50 miles. Everybody was like following it. They were waiting for Falcon to come out. But when they find Falcon, he's in the attic and he comes down and in a TV interview, they were like, they said to do it for the show that my parents told me to do it for the show.

And so they got put on blast, basically. And they admitted that it was a hoax. And they they like serve some time. They served a sentence, you know, minor sentence. But as you heard, maybe last week, Trump was doing a bunch of pardons. And also the governor of Colorado was doing some pardons. A man named Jared Polis. And he decided he granted clemency to like 20 other people

for like drug charges and white collar crimes where people are like in jail for like an insane amount of time. And then he pardoned the parents of Balloon Boy. Honestly, probably about time. Yeah. And especially, you know, a lot of the other inmates that he like pardoned were people who were like, you know, people who were like at risk for covid, but they were like in jail, stuff like that. But so they pleaded guilty back in the day.

And that was how it shook out. But in the years after that, they like flip the script on it and started to say, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We thought he was up there the whole time. We really did. But we didn't we didn't want to go away from what the authorities were saying because Mayumi is Japanese and they didn't want her to like get deported. What they said, yes, when they were pressured to say it was a hoax,

because they were they were saying that they dangled her. His wife's citizenship like over their head when they were this sounds not true. Um, but according to their lawyer, who represents them, he helped them apply for the pardon a year ago. They hadn't heard anything for a year and then all of a sudden, bam, they're pardoned, right? And so 11 years later in 2020, he was quoted as saying, the balloonacy has ended. Oh, my God.

And just to check in with everybody just so you know how everybody's doing. Falcon looks weirdly the same as he did when he was six, if you look him up. And him and his wife feel like now that this is behind them, he and now that he doesn't have a felony on his record, he can vote again. And he wants to get on Shark Tank is his current. Oh, my God. Is his current new goal. He has not given up on becoming a reality show contestant, which is what he tried to do with Balloon Boy, too.

He said, this is like a new launch. Oh, my God. You know, in one of those weird situations, brother, like you just got out of prison. Yeah, it's like it's I don't know. It's some weird shit, man. It's fame. It seems like they just desperately want to be famous. It's like somebody who has like watched and been exposed to media like as it is now and has decided has mistaken their personal identity with a brand.

You know what I mean? Every video game consumer out there. Every video game content creator out there. Us ourselves. Hell, yes, that's right. Well, I'm glad to hear the family's all right. Yeah. And I would have, I would have, I wouldn't have brought it up, but I just love that there's like a little bit of a mystery around it. Like about really I'm waiting for that podcast to come out where it's like

somebody does like some crazy investigation into it. And they're like, it really wasn't a hoax. They really did think he was up there. I like want that, you know, I want that mystery to be like delved delved into. Sounds like a job for you, Alex. I wish I had the resources. Well, thanks to the people here on Chiluminati Patreon. We're getting there. What a wonderful website.

I have a story from listeners. This comes actually from the Patreon discord specifically. We have a room for sharing your stories. I love that. This is actually this one comes from a moderator as well. We have a room for a share in your stories stories. You know, good time. Hi, I'm Corrier and I'm a mod for the Chiluminati discord.

What follows is a story that requires some context about me as a person, which is why I've chosen to make this make this not anonymous. It's totally OK to use it in the podcast as it thinks a little different from some of the stories you might have had so far. Right. From an early age, I've practiced meditation. I began when I was about 13. I went to a Catholic school in Ireland, which is mostly a secular state. As such, we were in a weird middle ground where we had a religion class,

but it featured all sorts of religions, not just Christianity. I got that, too. I went to Christian high school, but senior year, we did world religions. So you're not. Yeah, so there you go. Well, we explored Judaism, Islam, Indian Buddhism. For a fairly white and suburban area, my school was actually fairly diverse. We had students from Syria, Lebanon, India and Pakistan, Nigeria and other Central American Central African countries,

as well as from England and the rest of the United Kingdom, combined with a religious education teacher who was quite open minded. A lot of our classes were non-dominational and about mindfulness and spirituality, hence meditation. As I got older, I became more and more practice at meditation. I studied Tai Chi and Sun style, which is generally considered more like martial arts, physical therapy than a fighting style. And it's quite physically soothing.

The funny thing about meditation is to use gaming terminology. It's it's difficult to curve. It's very sharp. It's hard to learn how to do it at first, but it becomes progressively easier. Most who have been meditating and practicing meditation for a few years find slipping into the meditative state easy, if not something that can be done at will, especially for someone like me who suffers terrible anxiety and large crowds. It's an invaluable life skill.

I first became interested in trance states when I was 16. I had begun to read somewhat spotty accounts of what meditation could lead to. Astral projection, recalling past lives, contacting the dead, all sorts of stuff. I didn't really believe in much of it at the time. I thought I thought from a from a scientific standpoint and still do holding a bachelor's degree in science, the effect the mind can have on the body is incredible, excluding any supernatural. The placebo effect is real.

It's often mischaracterized as your body by being tricked into believing it's getting real medicine. But the truth is far from that. Shout out to everybody in 2020, who's thinks they have a fake virus. When they have a real virus, when they don't, I feel you. Yeah. Your body is responding to your brain's belief that it should be get it should get better by getting better.

Contacting your past lives or astral projecting, exploring the world or other worlds seemed like pure fiction. Stuff pedaled in New Age books by charlatans. To get past the context and into the story. One night when I was 19, I decided to try one of these trance states. It's important to note that at this time I was not drinking or taking any drugs, nor had it taken any drunk since I left high school a year earlier, just in case Jesse is wondering.

I was wondering. I lit incense and candles and began to meditate like I always did. Deep breathing and purging my thoughts for about 20 minutes, letting strands of thought drift into my mind, but never latching on to never latching on to disturb the peace. Then as suggested, suggested, I quote, looked up. It's hard to describe what this felt like at the time, as no physical part of me was moving. It was as if a massive pressure had built upon my forehead through the strain

of looking upwards. The more I will to look up, the more I the more a pull on my forehead, I felt it. OK, real quick, though, but had you been to a magic show recently? Close up, right? Right, right. So it's like a hand. Yeah. Did anybody? Fire a pill into the back of your throat. And any make you remember a card?

It continued until it seemed to plateau. I tried for it seemed like an hour, but was probably much shorter before giving up. Determined to see if there was anything to this, I tried again the next night and the night after that again, I plateaued. The feeling in my forehead was almost familiar now. The feeling in my forehead was almost familiar now while meditating, even though I had never felt it before. It wasn't a headache or a muscle cramp around the temples.

It was as if there was a weight pressing just above the center of my eyebrows that grew heavier and heavier until reaching a plateau. I don't know how many days I kept at the plateau, but I do remember the fright days, like trying to get through it, like, like, not actually sitting there. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, going back into Sabriro each day at four. Yeah, right, right. He's got a train. I don't know how exactly. I don't know how many days I kept at that plateau, but I do remember the Friday

I broke through as I had every night I sat on my bed with the window open to cool summer nighttime air. I was pushing against the plateau, trying to lean into the pressure and, quote, look up as hard as I could. As it's surfacing as it's surfacing from under as if surfacing from underneath the current, I saw a forest around me. It's hard to describe what it felt like to see something knowing my eyes were firmly shut, but I could feel grass beneath my feet and the moisture of the do.

The sun or a sun was on my face. I stepped over tree roots covered in moss and felt the bark on my hands. I was right there. I couldn't only see it and feel it. I could smell it. I could hear the winds and the leaves and the branches and then to my horror. I saw someone else. I don't know why I was afraid and still don't.

She had auburn hair that reached down to her waist and was wearing a white gown. She stood amongst a grove of young trees. I only glanced her from a distance and immediately tried to pull myself out of the trance. I was scared for my life. The next few days were a mess of trying to separate reality from dreams and memories. It took me about two weeks before I could trust my brain, not to slip into the trance state I had pushed myself into for days and days. I'm not sure if this is truly supernatural or just a weird trick of the mind,

but I'm completely convinced that what I encountered was a fairy. And if I hadn't turned away when I did, she would have never recovered. I would have never recovered my mind or my life. In Irish mythology, fairies are not sprites that cause mischief or tinkerbells that are the aid of protagonist, but otherworldly creatures that steal children and men away from their families. And those that are that escape are never the same. Huh.

The best part about this story is I'm not going to give away the game because this is like a fraction of it. But there's a game that came out a few years ago. And one of the like subplots is this guy believes that he has an extra hour in the day where everyone either disappears or stands still, but he has an hour where he can do whatever. He is like a 13th hour. And so he lives this crazy life in his 13th hour, and he gets to do all these

things and gets to get away with all sorts of crazy shit. But at a certain point, he recognizes that there's someone else there with him. And he and every time he like sees this person, they keep trying to get closer and he like freaks out. And it's that part of the story that I'm like, oh, that's so messed up. Right. That's so creepy. You think you're like, oh, I have this amazing.

Yeah. Yeah. There's someone else there and they've just been watching you the entire time. And it's, you know, it's this 13th hour where you can get away with anything you want. And there's always just someone watching you and now they're trying to get closer to you. That that part of this story, I was like, oh, yeah, that's so scary. It's good. There's a doctor who Christmas special a couple of years ago where it's like kind of like inception, except they're all they all have like face

huggers on their face, basically. Sure. Oh, God. And when they're in the face hugger, it like gives them good dreams while it eats their brain and they all end up at this like research facility. But they're all just people from all over the earth who happen to be attacked by these things at the same time, like all in one shared space together. And they they're subconscious teams up to free them by imagining Santa Claus is also there with them and he's like a bad ass. Well, it's true, though.

That is true. Santa is a bad ass. And he's with us at all times. He's there for you. He is. Yeah. If you play Fawn Fantasy 14, there's an entire zone in the newest expansion that is about modern like Irish fairies. If that's the proper way of describing them. Yeah. And they turn people into bushes. So I mean, that's a thing.

They're like, oh, and they talk like this. Like, oh, what in your dreams? I mean, they turn into bushes. As long as it's a bush, like that's not that fucked up. Mrs. Doubtfire is just turning me into a bush. I have to get turned into something. I'll take a bush. Yeah, they're all like happy looking bush people.

Maybe that's how Christianity got started. Like maybe the burning bush was just like somebody got bopped by a fairy. Oh, I've been bopped by a fairy. It's the 10 rules for the BCU. It's the Bible. It's the Bible Cinematic Universe. That's excellent. Shilluminati is now a part of the BCU.

Oh, yeah, we did it. Well, we made it before we wrap this year up. I figure, you know, it's been it's been rough. It's been a rough one. But I want to give the year. Yeah, I want to give everyone six pretty bad ass things that happen this year in the world of science. I like that you all have sort of a, you know what?

Look, things are looking up, kids. I like all right. Six things. Here we go. And they're all over the place. Some are things you'd be like, that's interesting. And somebody would be like, is this just for Mathis? The first one.

Scientists this year spotted traces of phosphine in Venus's clouds being produced in quantities that they really it only suggests that something is creating it here on Earth. For example, it can be anything from microbes to the industrial process that produces phosphine. And so something on Venus is causing this gas to appear in the clouds, which is a huge and interesting news. Because that could mean, right?

I think I remember reading that there the microbes are in like a layer between like the atmosphere and like whatever the surface is. There's somewhere maybe up there doing some sort of chemical reaction, but whatever at the bare minimum. It means there's life on Venus at the bare minimum. So cool. Yeah. Number two, we're still discovering things inside the human body. Turns out this year, we discovered that in our neck is a thing

they're calling the tuberial gland, which is like a salivary gland that's like in like the back of your neck, almost right to where your spine is. OK, and apparently they detected it using the machine that detects prostate cancer. I assume they just angled it up. It just kept going. Yeah, like just kept going all the way up. Yeah, so they discovered an entirely new gland in our body. Huh. That's surprising that we still haven't found everything

seem that we've done many autopsies. It is one of those places that, according to the article, was saying that the surgery, you know, like when we mess around with our bodies through surgeries and stuff, it's an area that we don't often cut open and look in. So a lot of times, many things in our bodies, we assume are like, oh, that's just flesh or a meaty area. But turn out, it's a gland.

So that's like, you know, it's like when you look at like how Americans cut up chicken for like KFC and there's like six pieces or something. And then you look at like a Japanese yakitori of a chicken and there's like three times as many different. I don't know if it's three times, but they just have a lot more fidelity on that chicken's pieces and what they do and how they are. Yeah. Can always go deeper.

Number three. We have the first blood test this year to find the sample sample blood biomarkers for Alzheimer's and it became available in October, which is huge huge huge. Yeah. And moving forward in the future, that can be used on younger and younger people to detect earlier and earlier signs of you having it, the potential for it to be something you'll deal with in the future. And getting started on that early is yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That's great. Number four. This is a big one for you, Mathis. This is specifically for you. The mysterious Oh, Moa, Moa, Moa, Moa. I'm not sure how to how to say that. Stryland statues.

No, not that, not those. This was an interstellar object that passed Earth two years ago. It was cigar shaped and it was super weird because as it passed by, it appeared to be accelerating as if being propelled by something. And scientists were like, look, guys, it's probably not aliens. We'll run a few studies and we'll see what's going on. Well, after running a few studies, scientists got back this year and they said, look, turns out one of our theories that is being propelled by hydrogen.

Not at all true. Could not be happening. So it still could possibly be aliens. There you go, dude. They're here. They're here. Speaking of tangent, TTA, the two to Stars Academy has fallen apart. Did anybody see this? Anybody catch this?

Yeah, it's crazy. You do. Elizondo, Louise Elizondo and a lot of the people who come from the government aspect where they were pushing for declassification are now leaving to the Stars Academy, saying it's clear to the Stars Academy's interest is in entertainment and like TV and stuff. That's not what we're interested in doing. We're going to go and they're going to go start their own thing now.

They're just going to kind of keep pushing more. I wonder what the real I wonder what the real situation is, because that guy, what's that guy's name again? Tom DeLonger, Louise Elizondo, Elizondo. That guy just seems like he has the energy of somebody who's trying to trick people. Yes, I agree with that. But that's the that's the worst part about not to tangent off of it too bad, but everything that he claimed that ended up being real.

That's true. Things he was that's the problem. Like he has this air of like a a schmuck like snake oil salesman, but everything he claimed event. He was like one of the driving forces and getting those videos released. Like, I don't know. It's hard. Anyway, Jesse, cigar shaped aliens are visiting. Got it. Yeah. Yeah.

They you know, they said scientists said it's not hydrogen. But I think it's a main theory. Well, they had the thing is they had numerous theories and they tried to test them and they have no real answers, except the one thing they do know is it's not hydrogen propelled when it's manmade. I think it's from the future. I think it's like some crazy interstellar shit. Yeah, it's a giant cigar shaped and they're like, it's just weird that it's

that shape and is flying through the universe. You know, like looks aerodynamic. Yeah. Yeah. Number five, neuroscientists. This one's cute. So I had to throw it in neuroscientists at the Max Punk. I assume that's how you say that. P.A.N.C.K. Max Pank. Who knows Institute of Neurobiology used machine learning to get AI to identify if a mouse is happy or sad.

And if you're wondering, why does that matter? Because we are that's just a few short steps away from AI being able to tell whether we're happy or sad. That's kind of scary, honest. I think that is I can't wait. That's the type of technology that I believe might be farther along than we think it is. That's a bunch of stuff. I can't wait for I for one, welcome our robot overlords.

How many how many coincidences do you have where you talk about something in the new scene ad for it? Oh, God, I was literally noting it like two days ago because I was talking about something and then I saw online. I'm like, it's like I didn't. It's almost getting to the point where you talk about the thing and then they skip marketing the thing to you and market. We're running a test right now. Yeah, I'm going to say a bunch of

penis enlarging pills, penis enlarging pills, penis enlarging pills. I need some internet. Show me them online ads for penis enlarging pills. What is happening? Why are you good? Are you testing? I'm testing the internet. All right, and will I now get ads simply from saying it out loud? Let us know. Stens or something. Check in with us.

Check in with us on the subreddit. People are watching this porn hub playing. They're playing on this TV. My camera, my microphones all online, the CIA. They didn't even hear me first. Their cell phones can hear this. Exactly. I'm saying. Haven't you played so come Navy SEALs for PS2?

Right. They're listening to us, man. The computers can understand us. All right. And lastly, the compound that activates the enzyme capable of suppressing tumors was discovered by a team at the University of Michigan. They're now using this to come up with ways to fight cancer. Just general tumors. Just general.

That is like that sounds like panacea. That sounds like amazing. Yeah, that sounds great. They now need to figure out how to, like, focus it, right? Like, they know how to, like, that it exists and it will suppress tumors and, like, kill those bad guys off. It'll be done in fucking two days. Some some fucking dudes, like, whenever they need to do a captcha on Amazon,

they just slightly sequence it a little bit or whatever. Come on. Now they're trying to come up with a way to target it and I think it's pretty swell. So there you go. Six great things that happened in 2020 and the other was pretty trash. Love that. Some pretty fun things. Love that. Except for all of you guys and allowing us to make Chiluminati in 2020.

Yeah. The saving grace of my year. Thank you guys so much for another year. And now penis pills. You're going to do it, buddy. I believe you know the. I will let you all know my very scientific experiment. Matheson, you're from this, though. What are you trying to get out of it? Add to just pop up.

He wants pop ups of penis enlargement pills, because Alex is like, did you not do not realize you get a lot of personalized ads from the world? You're just like things like that. Personalized ad. I was just to Google it. Right. Like that. Like now maybe we'll see if if my technology is listening to me and it'll be very obvious if I get an ad for that. I won't miss it.

All that is like when you hear a song on the radio, like I was just thinking about this song. Are you sure it's not like a subconscious thing? Adds for dick enlargement pills, though. So my music is very strange to hear on the radio. My dick is true. My dick is too big for dick enlargement pills. So I'll know that the algorithm was listening to me right now. That's it. It's Christmas, baby. Merry Christmas.

That's it for us, everybody. We're going to go into 2020. Thank you for the money. Yeah. Thank you for your money, bitches. We'll see you 2021. The year that might not be as bad as 2020. Everything went back to normal, right? Yeah, that's how it is right in the titles.

Yeah. Anyway, me and my wife were sitting outside indulging on our porch one night, enjoying ourselves. I needed to go to the bathroom, so I stepped back inside. And after a few moments, I hear my wife go, holy shit, get out here. So I quickly dash back outside. She's looking up at the sky and I look up to and there's a perfect line of dozen lights traveling across the sky.

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