Chilluminati Podcast - Midweek Mini: A 5 Year Old Obsessed with John Wilkes Booth

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

Midweek Minis are older Minisodes from Patreon. The title says it all. All you lovely people at Patreon! HTTP://PATREON.COM/CHILLUMINATIPOD Heroforge - http://www.heroforge.com Promocode: Chill Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - http://www.youtube.com/user/superbeardbros Editor - DeanCutty http://www.twitter.com/deancutty Show art by - https://twitter.com/JetpackBraggin http://www.instagram.com/studio_melectro

I'm going to be able to be able to be. I'm doing hand single. That's the pan signals for Patreon only. Welcome to Minnesota 2.30. We're all magic. We're feeling magical today. We're magicy. Did you guys like that?

Did you guys vibe that? Was that tedious? No, I didn't. Oh, you mean your episode? Yeah. I thought you meant you going, uh, for way too long. Yeah. Come on.

Yeah. That's pretty good. Didn't vibe that, but the episode was fun. Yeah. Okay. I like that. I usually go a totally other route with those where I, I'm, like, writing every single word of the entire five hours that I have you there.

This time you just found a magazine. Well, not just that. I, like, didn't write that much. Like, like, mostly it was us talking, right? Like, it was, it was a much different kind of vibe, but I enjoyed it. Sometimes those are fun. Yeah. Um, I do have a strange one for you today that is light and probably unlike both a yearn.

If you want me to jump into it. Yeah, take it. Oh, go nuts. This is from people. Um, and I'm, I'm just going to go through the story without reading the headlines from a couple days ago, three days ago at the time of recording. This mother, Cassie and her family were in Washington, D.C. on Thanksgiving trip. And they went to the museum that is part of the Ford's Theater where Abraham Lincoln was killed.

And they were walking around in the museum. and she told her three-year-old Lainey that they were somewhere, you know, historical and that she needed to be kind of respectful in the in the place, right? It's where Abraham Lincoln was shot, right? And so she she gave Lainey like a like a rundown of what occurred, explained that John Wilkes Booth hurt President Lincoln and she like got fixated. on it. And she was trying to say, you know, he's gone. It happened a long time ago. But she couldn't like let go of it. So like even she's leaving. There's a statue downstairs in the

museum. She's like, is that John Wilkes booth? And they're like, no, that's not John Wilkes booth. So she's like super nervous. They go a couple days later to the Lincoln Memorial. She's like, there's the dude that got shot by John Wilkes Booth. And, uh, For the next few days, for the next few weeks, it's not like every day they talk about John Wilkes Booth, but John Wilkes Booth comes up pretty regularly with Laney for a long time. They're at church one time. Here's the quote exactly. We were at church one Sunday, and the preacher was talking about how Jesus loved us. She looked at me and said, Mommy, I love Jesus.

I said, that's awesome. I'm glad you do, Cassie recalls. She said, Jesus loved us. I loves us. I said, that's right. She said, you know who we don't love? I said who. She said, John Wilkes Booth. It's not something that we tried to bring up to her, but she's aware that John Wilkes Booth was not a great guy. That's incredible. And as part of

what's happened is now that she has to, so here's the next quote. She was afraid to lie in her bed one night. I said, it's okay. You're safe. You're in your room. Nobody can bother you in your own house. She said, yeah, but what if John Wilkes Booth is under my bed? Like, what if he's hiding? And she said he is not on this planet anymore. He existed a long time ago. But to her, that means yesterday. And it made her feel better. But she said, what if he comes and tries to take my stuff animals away? And he is notorious for a stuffed animal collection. He really is serious. So I brought as the last bit of this show and tell about Laney and her unfortunate obsession with John Wilkes booth. She's pretty cute. She's pretty funny. So here's here's a little slide show that first

mentions it on TikTok that I just thought was like really funny and you can kind of like explain it to everybody as you watch it because I thought it was just well well told story so loud holy shit makes me take pictures of her and her imaginary what cute little girl what am I I scared of John Wilkes booth

she's got an invisible friend called Bobby Pickles and she's basically just terrified of John Wilkes boot I get it yeah exactly it's just a funny it's just a funny thing to get fixated on and to follow you around your house. I just did an article recently on somebody who told their babysitter to check the bed because there was a man under there and they checked and there was a man under there.

So I thought this was a funny follow-up because John Wilts Booth is not on this planet anymore. And he's, and he's, and he existed long ago is a funny, is a funny notion. And I didn't think that I'd be confronting today. So thank you for bearing with me for this weird news story. I love it. Jesse, why don't you go? You were very excited. I am very excited.

So, um, this, this story is brought to us. It's not even a story. It's a conspiracy theory that is of the highest level. Okay. Genuinely one of the highest level of conspiracy theories. So, uh, Los Angeles, uh, influencer and, um, what is the Los Angeles influencer? Well, you are actually, here's what we'll say. If you go to his Instagram, when I say,

Los Angeles influencer, you will immediately know exactly what I'm referring to. Okay. Here you go. That's his Instagram. I don't want to call this man out by name, but I will say that... What a name, though. That's all I'll say. Yeah, his entire thing is, one,

I can help you make lots and lots of money. I think I saw this dude in that fucking... Conspiracies are very real, and I know conspiracy theories. Yeah, he is. Oh, yeah, awesome. Yeah, he is. So he's that, he's that level of influencer where he's posting a lot of pictures of him being at like very important things and he does i can help you make money podcasts but also podcasts about conspiracy theories and i must

stress i don't know who this person is like every influencer who's like i'm rich i'm famous i go to parties follow me and you're like dude he's not that for somebody who's profile picks at the tajmahal he's not that active on here I'm just, yeah, yeah, it definitely has the vibe of, like, fake until you make it. Bless his sweet soul. Here's what I'll say. His entire thing is about, you know, making bucks conspiracy theories, but the conspiracies that he's involved in are the best. I don't care what anyone says, this is the shit.

These are the conspiracy theories we need. Not the ones that are, you know, causing people to go fool crazy. Just the ones that make you say. huh were you on drugs when you thought this up and that's i believe that about this man here we go this is my favorite favorite thing i've ever read wild conspiracy theories emerge from the depths of the internet claiming that mountain dew flavors have foretold disaster what oh okay that's right mountain dew is the mothman of the modern age all this comes of course from our Instagram

celeb here who hosts a podcast and during that one of the episodes he began to explain that Mountain Dew's new flavors correlate with certain events and he's worried

because they're pushing a brand new flavor right now. This is the dark side of terror right here. Yeah. He pointed out the following and I love this, thank God for this article. It's the Daily Mail so you know it's pure trash.

This is great. mountain dew he commented on an instagram video uh by the way in the video he goes keep your voice down like they don't like they don't want he's like he's like come here yeah come here this could be very important um Mountain do is even joked about this by the way I guess they were alerted which is makes even funnier apparently you can just make things up now which is awesome and we should do that We should just start, like, Taco Bell, each new Taco Bell item is related to the death of the president. I'll do it right now. Hold on. I'll do it right now. Give me one second.

While you look it up, this is, this is what he discovered. It's awesome. I love this. All right. He shared in his latest episode, he outlines the connections between Mountain Dew Flavors and major disasters. Here we go. He pointed out that Code Red, which launched major. 2001 just months before 9-11 widely referred to as a code red emergency was it i don't remember that i've never heard the phrase code red actually afforded to anything besides like maybe like the thunderbolts like our go like those thunderbolts and and command to conquer i don't i don't remember a code red but that's what he says then in 2019 a few good men a few good men you ordered a code red okay did you order the code red okay did you order the code red

yeah i mean we did have we did have that chart for a while that bush had where there'd be the different oh the terrorism threat level red or like you know like that kind of stuff but how cool we're a code right anyway in 2019 by the way mountain dew was like you know what they almost caught us they almost cut we got to stop but in 2019 they came over with another flavor mountain dew Maui burst any guess what he's associating that with Hawaii have no the Maui fires yes that happened in 2020 23 years later but it doesn't matter it doesn't matter it's just like planned it they don't you see just like don't you see it's just like oh the fucking 10 of ones well uh i love this um the facebook user shared a can of Maui blast with the caption no such thing is a coincidence

no such thing no such thing never no my favorite is then another comment said it's not predictive programming it's the script they know it write it and implement it continue

say that one more time it's not predictive programming it's the script they know it write it and implement it and this case they what is they Wait, wait, wait, just you wait. Just you wait for the rabbit hole.

It's hilarious. This is perfect. On August 8th, 2023, high winds and dry weather caused wildfires to develop. This was the Maui one. A lot of people died. Lots of land was lost. Lots of housing structures. 201 people confirmed dead as a result.

And they were saying Maui burst was the cause of that. Then in 2024, the flavor star spangled splash. was related to the collapse of Baltimore's Francis Scott Key Bridge, noting that star-spangled banner, right? The patriotic name suggested it was no accident on March 26th. The ship suffered a power outage and crashed into one of the key bridges support columns, causing the entire bridge to come down, killing six construction workers. This is broken taro.

Yeah. Oh, just wait. This is what he was doing with magic right now, dude. Right. But then Mountain Dew introduced pitch black, a limited time flavor made exclusive in 2024. It foretold the July 2024 crowd strike outage that caused widespread IT disruptions. Pitch black, guys. That's what that was for, the crowd strike?

That's what is for. Better options, I feel like. It affects more than 8 million devices around the world. But on his most recent, he said the following that the next one, the next flavor, which is, I guess, Mountain Dew Baja Midnight. Uh-oh. Another tech outage in Baja? I don't know. A complete obliteration of the rights of immigrants in America?

well you would think so let me see he says the exact thing which i think is even funnier because it isn't you know it's not one of those things where it's like ah here we go um because you would think oh it's related to the border or whatever no this one is the new flavor could be referring to the witching hour which is midnight he said in the instagram video my guess is we're going to see something very weird on a paranormal level or something that is going to make us question everything so so clear Baja Mint, now, he could have said border, could have something with the border, but no, he went with, it's paranormal. So Baja midnight, he thinks aliens are landing in Baja, California at midnight.

At midnight, I guess is what we're going to get. I'll be there. The best part, the best part of this is the various hosts of the show, as they were talking, highlighted the fact that the reason all this makes sense is because Mountain Dew is owned by PepsiCo. and Pepsi worked with the CIA in the 1970s. To do what? Great question. When asked, does the CIA work with Pepsi on the podcast? Dude responded, I think it's confirmed at this point.

Oh, I think it's confirmed at this point? All right, well, man. I just, the fact that this is the type of person who can also do a podcast called, you know, like let me advise you on money issues. I must stress, most, most of this is bullshit. Like most of the podcasting industry is dudes who are like, I know better than you. Why don't ask questions?

I just do listen to me and give me money. And you're like, why? Well, because the CIA works with Pepsi. That's why. And you're like, for what God? What is there? It's all here in the Taco Bell menu. Yeah.

It's all here. It's written here in the crispy chicken nuggets. so for those listening this is what we are up against every day every day why do I even bother to research anything that's why we did the magic episode that's why they had me do that

that's exactly the reason that's why they made me do that let's take this out not on that but on US last week we talked a bit about Lou Elando and the new head of the UAP Disclosure Board and all that stuff

and yesterday that particular new head Christopher Mellon put out a statement with a part of that statement that feels utterly and completely directed at Lou Elizondo and what he did because Lou Alizondo is no longer even part of the board. He's gone. He's sat down. Basically he's like he's excited, blah, blah, blah. We've got these new, you know, people on board here we're going to do. But this paragraph he goes from our side of thing, the UAPDF board of directors concur that no member of our organization will make any public claims regarding UAP without carefully and explicitly delineating what is based on firsthand knowledge versus opinion or believe.

Further, we will identify our sources of information whenever possible. In short, we intend to be as clear and as transparent in our practices as we hope and expect the government itself to be with Congress and the American people. Basically, like, no more. I got this picture a few hours before the congressional hearing. We're in here now. Here's a giant UFO that's the size of a fucking football field. He's just like, no more of that shit.

Because Lou Alessando, fuck, like, the fact, I, we already. know our opinions on him, but it is a, like a fucking shot to what these guys are trying to accomplish by just stepping out there without vetting it with any of them, having gotten it the day before, a few hours before, whatever he said, and then just whipping it up there and be like, look at this enormous UFO. And it's just a farmer Scropfield. That's so, like, this is really the only possible thing that they could have said that would have made me do anything besides just go fuck off yep yeah yeah exactly that yeah uh it's it's it's it's i'm glad to see that i mean it just very felt directed at what just happened which is good good on the other

side yeah it's needed to be honest yeah exactly like it's ridiculous uh and then the three hour interview with george knapp and jeremy corbel who we all have mixed opinions on with matt bet brown the guy who was the the maculate constellation whistleblower basically he's like the one that Turns out real. Yeah. Yeah, you learn a lot about him. He's basically been conversing with them for four years quietly, trying to do things like Grush, go through lawyers.

He's actually, you know, got in contact with Grush. All of those avenues failed. So they did this interview and he's like, you know, he whistleblowed the macula constellation thing. It's a lot to go through. We're not going to go over it in detail. But the thing I find interesting is he basically says, like, he thinks that even if it's revealed, like he wants disclosure.

he's like everybody should fucking know it's ridiculous what he's what he's saying is like a bunch of really rich fucking billionaires have sort of reverse engineered some of the stuff and like the tick tack and stuff might be our tech that they've been like testing via like gravitational wave stuff uh is but he says we've only figured they seem to only have figured out a small like rough like per one percent of how the actual vehicle operates and they've only it's it's barely really say did he really say one percent like that he says it like he says a first of what the original ship is capable of, they've crudely

been able to recreate. Okay, fair enough. Like the movement mechanism. He's not trying to come down on some specific number. No, no, no. That's me giving the the, but basically what he says, so what he does say is he wants disclosure, he thinks everybody should know, and that he thinks humanity will react as it

reacts to everything with indifference. Going to work and saying creppa to the skies. Pretty much. He's like, he's like there's, he doesn't, he doesn't know what these things are here for, He doesn't know if the government even knows or really understands what they're here for. He believes that there's multiple things that are interacting with humanity and intelligence. But he's basically saying, like, no, I don't think this is going to be like you tell the world and they're suddenly going to collapse and everything's going to fall apart and religion will disappear and all that stuff.

He just thinks that everybody's just going to treat it like they treat everything. And it's just like if they can't wrap their head really around it, they shrug and move on with it. I don't know what anybody else thinks if I'm convinced, honestly. sure yeah exactly but what comes out is like conclusive evidence i don't need everybody to believe me he says i'm barely there on vaccines at this point with people you know well he says the other thing in the interview which is i find plausible but obviously it's not evidence that's what's happening is that the reason the government doesn't come out and acknowledge the stuff is because they don't know what it is and by saying they don't know they project what they perceive a strategic weakness

and if they can figure it out to the world because it's a little quiet little race happening between the major nations of like who can reverse engineer this stuff the most like to get it

operational in a way that they can use it in practical day to day terms and they win because whoever can figure out like just for if we just assume if they can figure out how these things are moving

like via gravitational wave manipulation or whatever and they can literally move without resistance they can go underwater and come into the air without disrupting anything whoever gets that tech first

and like wins the world they win because now you don't you can't stop an invasion because it can be over your city in a few seconds without any noise any evidence on radar and without you doing being able to do anything about it because it can go from zero to 100 miles an hour and under like instantaneously i guess yeah but that's what but that's again this is one saying he's saying a lot of implication yeah yeah just like there's such a it's such a weird vibe to have the idea of we're in arms race to reverse engineer stuff and do all these things

we did it with the nuke right that's true what the manhattan it was just a race exactly what did with the atom bomb is that we were quietly created a city that not even the president knew about until he was sworn in and they were racing to make the nuclear bomb and that's what he's saying is happening thing here is the thing that doesn't make sense to me

is we are reverse engineering craft Yeah The implication would be that we could not Like there's a leap in logic that I just cannot get my head around The idea that like Step one are aliens here on earth Right

Two Are they different from the ones that we see flying above us And if that's the case Are we reverse engineering craft that is not the same as those flying above us? us and if that's the case how are the ones flying above us tolerating the fact that we are operating reverse tech of their people or a distant relative peoples or someone like there's layers to this that I just feel like if I was an alien flying around I saw them trying to do what I'm doing I'd be like no no and at the same time where did we get the tech is it crash tech

did they not want to recover their crash ship? Couldn't they just take it? Like there's so many questions that it doesn't make sense with all the... And again, if it was simple and it was just like we have aliens, they crashed here, reverse engineering them, and that

was it, great. But the layers of uphology and alien fandom keep adding the Lord... The Eldon Ring theory videos of it all. Yeah. To the point where it's like, you know, it's just like an out of ring video where if you watch it, it's like, yeah, when you play there's maybe three major religions until you realize there's like 12 and they're all old god

related and so like it's the same thing here where it's like okay yeah aliens but you're telling me they're aliens we found and are trying to create their ships but also other aliens that may be the same aliens we don't know plus they're working with the government but also not because they don't know what the government's doing but also there's a race between like there's so many layers that it seems insane like it genuinely seems like none of it can be true because it all sounds made up. That's why to me, like, I don't think a government's working with them. I don't think there's much contact or any contact or any like real contact beyond like trying to figure out how what like signal they might produce. Yeah, I don't think the government is talking to making deals with and

bartering with grays or what have you. I think the honest truth, and I've said, we've said this forever, and I still think it's true, is that they don't really know what this is and they're trying to figure it out. But these things, whatever science is like they're using. if these things are here, it's just beyond their understanding. And there may be multiple things. Like, there may be something that's literally just related to consciousness. And, like, that might be something they can't really quantify. And then there's plasmoids that we were talking about a few months back

that are just, like, natural occurring phenomena, that display intelligence that we don't really understand. And I think there's multiple things, but I think that much is true. Like, I don't think they really know what's going on. I don't really know what to make of the craft stuff. but it's it's all hyper compartmentalized under million different like black you know budget programs but it's just i don't know what to make of this guy because he it's i haven't been able to find much like to make what he's saying about who he is in the government credible um in that like

to verify he is what he says he is but there is evidence that he was he has at least worked with the government but yeah i agree with you jesse as well like there's so many layers of weird lore that is just added on by people like Louelizondo for instance is a huge problem where he's added his own layers of bullshit and lore to it that how do you take any of it seriously now after all that right and it just muddies the water incredibly there's too many questions and not enough answers and the questions when you ask them the answers aren't like legit real answers no exactly it's all infuriity but the money is going somewhere there's like it's it's uh as as these things update we'll keep updating you but like it's basically this all the time you know like it's it's weird um

we'll see what happens you know grush did lose a security clearance like all that stuff we'll see what happens is pretty solid that's a pretty solid uh with with angle by the way with all this said article this week uh all the ufo guys are petitioning pope leo pope bob to finally tell the truth about aliens and prepare the human race for UFOs. Yeah, let's go. I mean, Francis did adjust their take on UAP when he was alive, so we'll see. Let's go.

All right, all right, that's it for us. We're out of here. Thank you guys so much for supporting us here at Patreon.com slash ulam and I potter listening wherever you're listening. We'll be back next week with another mini-so. We appreciate you. We love you. Goodbye.

Bye.