Chilluminati Podcast - Midweek Mini: Drone Incursions Update

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You know, I think I realized that the voice... Hello everybody. Welcome back, my little Chaluminots to the site 2. Oh wait. You know, I think I realized that the voice, fine. The like, yes, fine. It's the my little Chaluminots. I think my little Chaluminots is the thing. My little Chaluminots. My big Chaluminots.
Starting point is 00:00:41 It is the same vibe. So have either of you watched the movie Hot Santa? I'm sorry, Hot Frosty yet? No. Yet. First off, you should. It's actually kind of endearing and fun. But here's the thing that's crazy. In the movie, the guy who plays Hot Frosty, again, is a snowman brought to life. He's very attractive. And he's also an idiot because he doesn't understand the concepts of living, right? He has no brain. He's just pure.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Right. Although hilariously, he knows right from wrong and almost a biblical way, which is very funny. Cause I'm like, that's Jesus magic, dude. Yeah. Anyway, at a certain, like the entire movie he's like, Oh, I'm goof. But there's one line at the end where he leans in and it doesn't get close up with this man's lips. And it's like, Merry Christmas, Kathy. Like he says it in the sexiest way possible. That's how it is with you. You, I know you, Mike. I know you. It's weird. It's jarring. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:01:39 That's what we call entertainment. Unexpected, right? Like that's, that's what people get the live show. Christmas Kathy. That's what it sounds exactly. Okay. They don't get that the live show though. I don't, I don't go into like Chaluma, not voice of the live show. I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:55 And the life that you're just like, I fuck that ghost. Yeah, that's true. Look at a picture of the ghost. Will you fuck it? Would you fuck that ghost? That was hot. Will you fuck it? Yeah, fuck that ghost Fucking cryptid Mary what the fuck is it called?
Starting point is 00:02:11 What the fuck can I call it? Smash or pass? Smash or pass. Yeah, yeah, yeah cryptid smash or pass Primo content right there I believe and I just want to say for the record you did When we found a creature that its whole existence was crying the school said and I quote I would fuck that thing. Yes Because he said lubrication right? No that he said that live on stage and I believe also family of his was in the audience at the time We both both looked at them like
Starting point is 00:02:44 I black out during the performances. I don't know what happens. I come off stage and I think that was fun. I black out after you performances as well. Hey guys, let me tell you about JFK real quick. Oh God, we're not done? Remember how I said, remember how Jesse was saying, like you'd think after like 50 years, somebody would like,
Starting point is 00:03:01 finally, or whichever one he was like, you know, like, you know, you know, after, after all this time, somebody might come in and change something who knew something about the JFK assassination I said it motherfucker Theoretically it happened last year. That's just great example of memory and how bad it is. Yeah, you're like who said it? It was only like an hour. Not even an hour. The point was the content of the message Which is that that would be crazy if somebody did that. But I read off a list of names of all the Secret Service agents. And on that list was a man named Paul Landis, who last year on the 60th anniversary of JFK,
Starting point is 00:03:34 Paul Landis came forward. He was a Secret Service agent, assigned to work the Kennedy administration. He was there. He said that it was the greatest job in the universe to be in the Secret Service. He said the Kennedys were young and vivacious. I don't think the country has seen a president like that before since. You know, he said that he was at the he was at the inauguration. But he was also there he was running on the rear running board of the follow up car. So he was on the Hickey car. He says, came and listen to this account carefully because this is interesting to me. Came from over my right shoulder, he said, and I turned and I looked and didn't see anything. And then I scanned the crowd and I looked at President Kennedy. I did not realize he had been hit at that point. A second shot rang out. that point. A second shot rang out. Landis later learned that bullet wounded Texas Governor John Connolly. Then another shot hit Kennedy in the head. The motorcade raced to Parkland Memorial
Starting point is 00:04:34 Hospital, Landis said, and he took a closer look at the limo and noticed a crack in the windshield. When the First Lady stood up, he said he noticed something else. Quote, An almost perfect bullet on the back seat on the top of the back seat i didn't want to see a souvenir hunter anybody get it so he put it in his pocket and then he said he went to trauma unit one at the hospital and he thought oh here's a perfect place to leave the bullet and they'll probably just find it during the autopsy and he left it on the gurney. So according to this guy There was a second bullet in the limo that disproves the magic bullet theory By him through implication, right?
Starting point is 00:05:16 And he says actually there was another bullet there that I grabbed and just put by the gurney Hmm which I mean it's very human thing to do but Which I mean, it's a very human thing to do, but that would be like, that's like the worst thing to do when it comes to like, I mean, you know, murder president. It's also tampering with evidence. Like it just doesn't seem logical for a guy who's trained in law enforcement to be like, I'll grab this real quick. And where was this car going to be parked?
Starting point is 00:05:43 Where like souvenir hunters could grab it. It was the it was the car. It was the it was the fucking Secret Service car Oh again weird vibe that that you would think about that Before anything else, you know what I mean? Like gotta grab this quick before tourists get it Like and you know, you know, this kind of sucks, but you know who agrees with you? Geraldo Rivera. Oh, did I tell you about the time he and I found a secret vault together? We like opened it up and he was telling me there was a lot of cool stuff in there.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Oh yeah, that was his big turn. It's weird, like we did a whole show on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty cool. Really funny that that happened. Anyway. I'm trying to understand the reference. He just opened nothing one time. Pop culture references with you, it's rough buddy. But I saw it up there. He just opened a big nothing one time. I just smile and hope that I passed.
Starting point is 00:06:31 That I know, like I look like I know what you're talking about. It was Al Capone's vault. It was a big famous thing. They were doing a whole TV show on it. And when they opened it, it was just nothing. Oh, okay. Boring. He just opened literally nothing.
Starting point is 00:06:41 But he said, quote, I think that his recollection is wrong. I can't believe after all this time he would suddenly as he's publishing a book, come up with the alternate set of facts that the bullet was not on the stretcher. The bullet was on the backseat of the limo. So I discount it with all respect. That's a Raldos position. And it's true. He's coming out with a book this guy Landis the book is called Doesn't say what the book is called. It's called Something the final witness The final witness, maybe he thinks he's gonna solve
Starting point is 00:07:19 The JFK finally this way. But what is I like, other than a little twist to the main story, it doesn't change the outcome or the- It changes the magic bullet. It basically resets the entire thing if it's true, right? If it's true, it basically, it resets the chain of, like, it changes the entire understanding of what occurred in that- But not compared to what we just talked about in the previous episode. Well,
Starting point is 00:07:53 like sort of, right? Like if there was another bullet, right? Like what? I mean, right now we're already talking about four bullets that potentially could have been fired. Yeah, exactly. Maybe, right? And so you're saying there will be another bullet? No, it's just like, okay, the thing that really I thought stuck out about it was that he mentioned that the shots happened bang, bang, bang. One shot hit the president, one shot hit the governor, one shot hit the president, which is not the normal way that people say this occurred either.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Hmm, all right. So there's like interesting, there's interesting things about this. There's interesting things about this. Even if you- It is, sure. If you look at this and you read it thinking to yourself, this guy is covering up for Hickey's mistake, right? He comes in with this piece of information, the magic bullet and the pristine bullet or whatever
Starting point is 00:08:38 are actually like, they popped out in the car on the back seat. Right. Like that means that there was an extra bullet somewhere. Right. Yeah. I just don't think it's true. Well, I don't think I don't necessarily think it's true either, but that's just why it's so so bold, because if it is a coverup,
Starting point is 00:08:58 that's what I'm saying. It resets everybody's understanding of everything. So it's like very annoying. It's a very annoying thing to happen if you're trying to figure out whether or not the Secret Service guy shot the president in the head, that there was an extra bullet or not admitted to the record because that's going to now make a bunch of people think, oh, this is, there was an extra bullet or whatever. If it was admitted to the record.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Right. Like what we're saying is admitted to the record in the sense that like, I mean, he left it to be but well How do I say this? The story before was that the wound dropped the bullet out of it in the hospital Right like it just came out of the body by itself right and this guy's saying no I left it there Yeah He's saying no I grabbed it out of the back seat of the car and and then when I was in the hospital
Starting point is 00:09:44 I put it there so if that thing out of the backseat of the car and then when I was in the hospital I put it there. So, if that thing was in the backseat of the car, that's like a whole, like, where, how that bullet ended up in the backseat of the car where he found it is like so fucked up and changes everything about everything. But also it would be so easy to determine, it just, if they had it, just check the fingerprints. See, I just had that same thought, I literally had that same exact thought. Yeah, if he picked it up, clearly, even if he put it in his pocket, clearly it would have been a fingerprint because he set it down at the end of the day. Unless the Secret Service cleaned it. Wiped it clean?
Starting point is 00:10:13 See, now we're just getting to the point where the Ockerman's Razor effect's like, okay, now it's getting a little more complicated. Yeah, it's more complicated. When we already have a very straightforward, very human reason as to how this chain of events went down. Yeah. It just feels-
Starting point is 00:10:27 Without having to introduce more conspiracy. It just feels to me like a reboot intended to confuse. Like maybe- Because he's got a book, yeah. But I mean, even his act of doing this could be a further attempt to mask the truth of what happened. Muddy the waters, sure. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Because it just doesn't seem real what he's saying. Yeah. I agree with you. And it is weird to come out now. Yes. When you have a book on the sixtieth anniversary while you have a book about to drop. Yeah. Yeah. It's very tent pole marketing. Very smart. It's the same thing when like someone does an expose and a president and it's like you could have told us this 20 years ago, but instead you waited till your book came out like All this information that would have been maybe useful. Yeah, which at the time you're like, alright, well, do I believe you? Because it's clear trying to sell books. Yep
Starting point is 00:11:14 Let's take us away from the world of JFK boys I'm gonna give you another UAP update because the incursions which may be about JFK to be honest You know what? Which may be about JFK to be honest. You know what there is a non zero chance. Last week we talked about the kind of incursions happening all over the country, particularly over air bases and whatnot. Over the past week that has only gotten more intense. Yesterday New Jersey expanded their restricted airspace zone in response to drones flying through Langley and whatnot.
Starting point is 00:11:47 And then a couple days ago, it was sort of like pseudo leaked by a nobody on Twitter saying that the Senate was going to get a classified hearing in the next couple of days. Today, as of seven hours ago, five or six hours ago at the point of us recording, they did indeed have a all Senate classified UAP hearing. And coming out of that, Senator Cory Booker from New Jersey had a quote about what he said. He goes, quote, it's a very concerning thing. He's asked about what these UAP incursions are and what they what's happening. He goes, it's a very concerning thing.
Starting point is 00:12:22 And a lot of these UAPs in general, that have been around our military sites and more, this is something that should be a priority for us to learn more about. That's pretty much all he said about it. We don't know what was presented to them. It was the Senate Intelligence Committee that got the classified briefing about what's happening. And today as well, New Jersey put out a, I don't know if it was like a community announcement, but they were doing giant air drills today that were gonna use like a big noisy voice thing. I can't remember the name of it.
Starting point is 00:12:58 I'm trying to find the fucking tweet itself. But basically they've not only continued, they're continuing kind of crazily. And there's a ton of videos right now going around because people are seeing them everywhere. I'm going to link you boys a couple of them. This one is posted as of two hours ago. This is a fascinating one because it's four orbs in the sky and watch them as they disappear, come back and they begin moving in a circular pattern.
Starting point is 00:13:23 You can hear people on the street reacting to it Then there was a perhaps the first civilian video of what looks like a transmedium craft going from air into water That was caught on camera interesting. Okay. Hold on Because we've seen all the all the transmedium footage we've gotten have been leaked military stuff from the Pentagon So I see the orbs. Yep watch them they like disappear They're kind of flying in like a flying V kind of shape or something. Let's say yep Okay, admittedly. There's the one that is The water one mm-hmm at first for the first ten or so seconds
Starting point is 00:13:59 It looks like maybe it's a horizon thing right like it's something in the horizon And we're just seeing it go past the horizon and the curvature of the earth, but then around like yeah 18 seconds that thing is just it appears to be much closer than you would think so I don't know how big it is But you can see it just like hovering above the water and then the reflection on the water I Don't know maybe this is apparently from a sailor This is I think this must this must be a drone the other one I was gonna say feels droney yeah this one like just the way moves up and down on the water something about it is weird like and it also appears small I honestly don't know
Starting point is 00:14:42 it's hard fascinating looking yeah but these are still that regardless of like these videos, the incursions over the air base are from UAPs are continuing. They're they've not stopped. They seem to just increase. There was apparently there was a sighting of UAPs over the capital a couple of days ago. This is fucking I don't know what's going on. And here's the thing. I'm not saying they're aliens, but if they're another country's drones, that's also equally weird and scary that these things have been just coming into our airspace for two to three weeks and we haven't shot them down.
Starting point is 00:15:16 I just want to say, I don't know how you didn't see this one. This one I have been sitting on for a while. And by a while, I mean, exactly three. We see it's all over tik-tok Enjoy this this one is a dude pointing a bright laser. Oh, yeah, I've seen this one is crazy I love this footage. It's not I've seen multiple people who've done this where they see This is wrong like we need to do more this shit. Yes, I like I'm going to be buying some stuff like this I was crazy is that like except for one point early on the video where it like the camera does a shake and it Almost seems like it's like an edit. I don't know um
Starting point is 00:15:57 Eventually around like I don't know 30 seconds He starts pointing that damn thing at it, and it starts jumping around trying to get away from it. Here's here's what's up though Don't shine lasers and aircrafts Light show that comes out of this around 40 seconds or so yeah also where all did you see all of it Jessie? Yeah, like the whole video is come to look. It's actually like that certain point it does um like a anime like a Jujitsu kaizen kind of like he becomes 15 like it's a very you know
Starting point is 00:16:34 Naruto kind of thing where it suddenly goes from one thing to a bunch of things and it's like catch me now, bitch I don't know what that is. It looks it crazy. It looks pretty fascinating. Yeah, I keep looking at the sky now. The Lake and Heath, RAF Lake and Heath is where some of the more recent stuff's happened. And they put out Lake and Heath Parish Council has been advised by the USAF to expect increased base activity this evening. This was December 4th today.
Starting point is 00:17:04 It says, received from the base today. Good afternoon. Please see below courtesy notice from the 48 FW for your awareness. This notice is in relation to today, 4th of December. RAF Lakenheath is conducting an air base air defense exercise. There will be increased base activity and use of the giant voice system on RAF Lakenheath for a limited time this evening. Our units host nation authorities and our mission partners are working closely together to continue to sharpen our base response and force protection measures. As always, thank you for your partnership,
Starting point is 00:17:34 VR 48th Fighter Wing Public Affairs. So that's happening today. After all this shit's been going down, after they're like, now they're doing exercises. So something is happening. And again,. I'm like, now they're doing exercises. So I'm so is happening. Yeah. And again, as I was saying, like, is this if this is another country's drones, that's kind of scary.
Starting point is 00:17:52 And they're just like fucking flying around gathering info. Here's the thing that I think is interesting about this, that we we consist in the United States, I think, because I'm one of those people as a skeptic who believes, like, of
Starting point is 00:18:04 course, it could be something manmade. Here's the problem that I keep coming up with is that every time I think in the, in the United States, because we spend so much money on the military, we think other militaries are up to snuff, but every time, be it China, be it Russia, be whatever, when shit hits the fan, they have to do a thing with their military is consistently like, Oh no, their military kind of sucks. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Even like the big missile that was fired by Russia recently, I was reading, um, like we've known they've had that for 50 years. That is not a new technology that they have. It's not a hypersonic missile. It's just like a big one that can carry a nuke. And it's like, Oh, right. We have that's the point I always come to too. It's like we have, we know when countries are going to invade other
Starting point is 00:18:45 countries before the country who's going to invade knows we know. Like we have information that we just like our surveillance is some of the best in the world and use for better or worse. But that's when it's like, well, if these are drush Russian drones or Chinese drones, a we have anti drone tech, why aren't we shooting them down and B if it is Why is it going on for three to like three weeks of it happening and you've done nothing It makes no sense because we fly jets at them We have footage of helicopters going at them and then them leaving and they can't do it
Starting point is 00:19:16 I make a lot of sense from a reconnaissance perspective to be so visible. Oh and more importantly to Continue doing so after being detected the first time You know what I mean? Like it's so very visible every day. Yeah No, what it is, but again, so weird Yeah Because the drone market is so popular now where you can go on teamu and get a free drone if you buy some crap I don't know that drones me good, but you know what I mean? Like that's another thing I learned to in my drone research a, a lot of newer drones too, have built into their programming.
Starting point is 00:19:45 I might've mentioned it before. They're unable to cross no fly zones. Like as soon as they get up to it, the drone stops and like gives you a message that others can't go. Right. That's just like built into their program. For safety, because if you're flying drones around where commercial airlines are going and it gets into
Starting point is 00:20:00 an engine and you kill 200 people, you need that regulation for safety. So like it makes there's so much that doesn't make sense. And they keep showing themselves whatever they are. They're numbers. They move in weird ways. They blink around. And then when they get chased by helicopters,
Starting point is 00:20:15 they fucking take off and nothing is done. I mean, it also could be, you know, this is a weird thing to include, but like could be domestic spying. Very well. Like the US government is just like, we're watching people deal spying. Very well. Maybe. The US government is just like, we're watching people deal with it. Elon Musk.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Yeah. Yeah. Like what? There's nothing you can do about that if it's our own government. Like they can say, oh yeah, it could be anything. We'll investigate it. But it literally could just be them, you know? Like, who knows?
Starting point is 00:20:38 I mean, it could be. It just was weird if it is because they're having classified hearings on it to debrief the Senate Intelligence Committee specifically. And they literally could be like if they said, oh, we don't know what that is. Yeah. Then, you know, I mean, like, who knows, man? Yeah. Let's remind everyone that for quite some time and probably still, they were monitoring all phone calls. So like, oh, for sure. Pretty cool. It's just like it's it.
Starting point is 00:21:02 But we're seeing like it. Yeah, maybe they're, maybe they're like pushing their own air bases, like with their own tech, but it's, well, what point do you stop your own like air bases from expanding no fly zones and like taking reactive measures over the course of weeks? I mean, what point do you stop whenever, you know, you get in trouble? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Whenever someone's like, Hey, cut that out. What is that that you're doing there? Please. Yeah. I mean, I guess, hey cut that out. What is that that you're doing there, please? Yeah, I mean I guess yeah, it's possible It just feels the more we try to like fit this thing into a conventional excuse Would like if they if it is secret tech would you not want civilian eyes constantly looking at it? Won't you be giving away what you can do by just?
Starting point is 00:21:40 Consistently doing this over the course of night after night after night What we really need is one of them to come down. You know what I mean? Like we need something, whatever it is to crash and then people to get it real quick. Crash it in like the middle of, you know, LA and then you watch how quickly that gets out. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:21:57 But they're like over Langley Air Force base and like these other Air Force bases. That's what they're, it's weird. It's just weird. I'm not trying to say it's alien. It's just, it's weird. And it's weird that it's what they're. It's weird. It's just weird. I'm not trying to say it's it's alien. Yeah, it's weird. And the and it's weird that it's increasing in activity.
Starting point is 00:22:09 And I wonder, like, if it'll just stop one day, I just want to be like, and it's done. It's a great question. I would if it does, that would be really interesting. But I'm I have a feeling that we're going to find out what it is
Starting point is 00:22:20 and it's going to be something that makes me feel not great. Sure. What do you think? Like, I'm curious what you, what you think. There's not really like an outcome for it. That's like month. Like the only one that's really been comforting to me so far is the animals. And even then the animals, the one that you, you, you were like, there's these UAPs like, like there's this UAP theory that they're like zoos, like plasmoid.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Like zoos? Like plasmoid creatures, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, the plasmoid thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so like, if it's that, like. That's another thing it could be, yes. That's like kind of like, interesting to me, but even then, like maybe they have some propulsion
Starting point is 00:22:59 technology that's biological that we're trying to reverse engineer, and then that's what this whole race is about, like there's a million things about it that are unsettling to me. You know, it's just scary that somebody can move around with such ease. It's scary but it's also- I fundamentally, I think it's capitalism.
Starting point is 00:23:17 I'm convinced that's what we're gonna find out that it's like companies doing things and getting permission to fly in places. And it's like, I'm telling you, it's, I'm convinced that would be bad. Like the bad version, like we're going to be so excited for like something cool. And we're just going to find out it was like people testing stupid shit and freaking everyone out. Again, every time we see crazy lights over, uh, California, a few days later, it's like Elon Musk and his
Starting point is 00:23:45 team were launching weird shit into space and we're like, okay, I don't know. I'm, I'm worried it's going to be like not nearly as cool as everyone wants. And in fact, probably dangerous. You know, like the idea that's exactly what I'm saying. Yeah. There's so many satellites in orbit. Like it's hard to get things into like that kind of thing where cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:04 No, awesome. Great. That's that kind of thing where cool. Yeah, no awesome great That's exactly what I'm worried about yeah, I mean there's like it's a weird no matter which path you go None of them are super comforting because even if they are an hi Okay, now what the fuck is the what are you doing? What's the point? Are you are we moving nukes are they showing up because nukes are being moved around and they're like we're not gonna get the the nukes are they showing up because nukes are being moved around and they're like we're not going to get the the the possibilities are endless yeah the possibilities are endless then we will that's that's but it's worth keeping up with it because it's happening during our lifetime it's interesting at the very least true and this is a show literally about it so yeah this what do we talk about it's
Starting point is 00:24:40 fun also true uh true you know we we just talk about it every single time, but it's only because it's really, really happening right now. It's right. Yeah. This activity, whatever this is, is ramped up. Admittedly, you cannot deny that something is occurring. Yeah. What that something is, is open to interpretation by a million ways, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Agreed. Interesting. Wild style. Hey, I do have answers for you guys though. Oh, shit. Science answers. I knew you were gonna do that. Very excited about this.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Oh, I love science answers. So this is from salon.com, but you can kind of find it everywhere. Back in September 21st, 2016, the Japanese Hayabusa 2 probe landed on the surface of an asteroid called Ryugu. I believe that's the name of the baby Yoda, Ryugu. Yeah, I think it is. Yeah. And after collecting samples, returned to earth and to their surprise, scientists discovered water and chemical compounds common in RNA in the rock samples. And this caused scientists to go nuts. Astronomy fans held their breath. Everyone's like, what could this mean? It's on an asteroid. So studies were conducted. And, uh,
Starting point is 00:25:47 on November 13th of this year, a group of scientists published a report in the journal Meteor- Meteoritics and Planetary Science. Meteorics. Meteorics. But boy, it does not look- No. Meteorics. No, it's Meteoritics. Meteoritics. Oh, fuck that. And basically what they found is that all the cool things discovered by all the different scientists are actually just like earth contamination. They learned that, uh, I guess a sample from Ryugu retrieved by the high busa collected, uh, this is 186 million miles from earth. They did this.
Starting point is 00:26:24 So they sent a bunch of things to, you know, like when you go to the moon or whatever, you get like little samples, like they'll send it to different universities and stuff. Definitely, yes. That's what they do with the moon thing, which is why people who say the moon landing didn't happen means like the entire world had to come in on it. Yeah, like all these scientists around the world who were sent stuff. So impossible to get a conspiracy between everyone. And so Matthew Genge or Genji at the Imperial College, London was thoroughly testing all this stuff for microbial life. None was found,
Starting point is 00:26:54 which indicated that any organic chemicals initially discovered were earthly contaminants rather than indigenous to Ryugu. If anything, the real takeaway from this was the ability for microorganisms here on earth to kind of colonize anything. And it gave us a glimpse of how they work. And so this was literally a thing taken from space. It was an earth for mere seconds and somehow got contaminated. So crazy. Yeah. And they said in the article that this actually was a problem that happened with Venus studies where they were studying Venus and, uh, like gases and stuff on Venus.
Starting point is 00:27:27 It was our own earthly BS that kind of got in the way and we're like, oops, earth did that. Not us are bad. Apparently it happens very frequently, but if you want to see the full article, um, it's on the online library dot Wiley w I L E Y.com. And you can just type it in and it's it's a the Japanese aibusa to probe study such a sick name for a probe. Yeah, I like that. Just saying.
Starting point is 00:27:51 I think it's if you want to go look at the footage, the 26 of them landing, the concept of landing on an asteroid that's one kilometer long, 186 million miles from Earth is ballsy. It's literally the plot of it's literally the plot of Armageddon. Straight up. Speaking of, by the way, hey everyone. At some point over the next few years, a very famous asteroid is making its approach to Earth.
Starting point is 00:28:19 And this is, I do not remember the name, so forgive me. Apophis? Apophis? Yeah, maybe that's it. But it will get the closest, it's going. Apophis? Apophis? Are you talking about that one? Yeah, maybe that's it, but it will get the closest. It's going to fly under the satellites and it's going to get very close to Earth. And at that time, we're fine. Don't stress it. It's fine. Under. However, hilariously,
Starting point is 00:28:35 once it passes, we will know the trajectory of its return and potentially six years out know it's going to hit Earth. But it's so interesting they already know where it would hit, which would be in the Pacific, which would destroy all of California and all the East Coast of Asia. But we know so far in advance that if we wanted to, we could just get people out because it's six years before it returns, which is crazy. So we'll find out very quickly. It's truly the power of math. Yeah, it really is like it's just the power of numbers and being able to understand physics We will find out real quick. That's yeah, we're gonna get it. I heard I heard too on this approach It's like super unlikely
Starting point is 00:29:14 But if they if it like collides with a satellite in just the wrong way and it changes its trajectory It could come hitting earth this time around I mean it would have to like the speed with which it's moving It would have to hit a bunch of satellites. Like, stuff could break off, for sure. Yeah, yeah. It's not like, it's big, but it's not like, It's not a world under.
Starting point is 00:29:33 You know, it's like a car size big, or like, It's an Alexander for sure. It's an Alex and Jesse under, for sure. Well, get out of California first. Yeah. Yeah, like, we would be instantly, like, I would be instantly killed. Alex, you'd have about two minutes on me. Do you think they they would try and like and I mean this in like in the most American way
Starting point is 00:29:48 I suppose do you think missling that thing when breaking because it's the size of a car And if you can we can truly have a satellite on it But if you screw it up you now have instead of one major asteroid you have multiple meteorites hitting the earth in different parts like unless you vaporize it I just want to know like turn into small enough where it when it hits the atmosphere would burn up And that's what I'm saying like unless you're a so it vaporized in the atmosphere But if you don't you're now have a bunch of missiles instead of one big one shotgun blasting earth Yeah, yeah, rather the little ones hit than the big one
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