Chilluminati Podcast - Midweek Mini: Immaculate Constellation

Episode Date: April 17, 2025

Originally Minisode 200 on Patreon, October of 2024 NEW MOFFMIN PLUSH MERCH - http://www.theyetee.com/collections/chilluminati All you lovely people at Patreon! HTTP://PATREON.COM/CHILLUMINATIPOD Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - http://www.youtube.com/user/superbeardbros Editor - DeanCutty http://www.twitter.com/deancutty Show art by - https://twitter.com/JetpackBraggin http://www.instagram.com/studio_melectro

Hello my little Chalelume and awesome. Welcome to many. So number 200. Holy shit. Wow. We did it. Look at us. All I want is mini sunglasses.

Yeah, that's it. It's all. I really appreciate it very much. There's nothing crazy after feedback from last year. I decided that this year I was just going to keep it, you know, keep it where the fans want it. Keep it. This tells you we listen to you listeners. We listen to your feedback and you listen to us. Yeah, thank you. We never have to do that again. All right, I got to get this off. I got to get off and get this off. Listen, get this off of my. I got to get this done.

We're going to dive right in. I'm going to take over. I'm doing the topic first because I've been tweeted at it nonstop like two days straight. I got to go get off and then get this off my chest. Boys, have you heard anything about immaculate constellation the past couple of days? Yes.

I figured you have. Yes. That you a constellation. This is allegedly the name, right? The elusive name we've been waiting for. So I think it's from best of I could look into an anonymous whistleblower has come forth and named the program that the government uses to apparently retrieve crashed UAPs, biologics, whatever you want to call it.

And it's all under the name Immaculate Constellation, which is like buried in mega secret and they don't obviously refer to it or whatever. And all this is just like, okay, cool. Whatever. This is neat. There's no evidence of it. And then over the past 24 hours, just like interesting figures have come out and been like, no, this is it.

No, they're right. This is it. Daniel Sheehan, which is he's a constitutional and public attorney, has come out today. Michael Schellenberger, which is not really a reliable source, has come out and said the same thing. Alou El Azzondo, you know, the grush. These people have all kind of come forward and insinuated that this is correct. This is what exists.

Again, the anonymous person who said it hasn't come out. We don't have photos. We don't have paperwork. We don't have Jack diddly squiddly about this at all. The only interesting thing that is worth talking about other than the people that are kind of coming out and being like, this is it, is this actually is not the first time

the name Immaculate Constellation, within the context of it being an SAP, which is a secret, a special access program in the government has come up. The last time it popped up was in June of 2023 around the time of Grush's hearing getting scheduled and all that stuff was coming up. This thing bubbled up and was searched for on Google very briefly during that time. And then it was never again searched. So like, this has come up before. Here's the thing. And like, I'm going to sound a lot more like Jesse than I feel like people like respect me to this with this, but like,

I genuinely like to lean on things that have at least some sort of paperwork associated with it. A video, something. This is one of those things that it very well, me may be a fucking whistleblower that's telling the truth about this, but there's nothing we have nothing other than, and then some anonymous man's word that this exists and some names that have also come forward and said some crazy shit before also saying that this might be real.

Like I would love this to be real. I would like the rumors are it's that right. Air force base, of course, and like all these things. But like, there's nothing there. And I want to get excited about it. But really, until there's any sort of like leaked paperwork that should have come along with this whistleblowing or anything, the fuck are we going to do about it? There's nothing to do anything about it, even less so than the stuff I bring up. Like I try to at least have some sort of like FOIA document or whatever.

This is fucking the car magic in the air. Yeah, I got you. They got my job. Is that actually why I love it? I love this. I'm here for the tea field. Yeah, it made me the life. Can I get out of those of you out there willing to say that I've corrupted Mathis and are trying to come for me. I want you all know that isn't it strange that Jesse Cox I'm not trying to say that I've corrupted Mathis and and uh are

trying to come for me. I want you all know that isn't it strange that Jesse Cox has had a bank account with Wright Patterson Air Force Base Credit Union for over 25 years. I fucking pay you. How do I not have a clock that that's son of

a **** **** Deep state. You got deep deep. Are they do they? Now I believe this is the government payroll. There is immaculate constellation. There are ships and biologic being taken to right air force base and that knows about it. Yeah, that third. It's all real. I just I job.

I got something completely god damn it. Take your mind off things. Yeah, please. I'm going to take you all the way out of America. I'm going to take you all the way out, please. I'm going to take you all the way out of America. I'm going to take you all the way out of America. I'm going to take you all the way UFOs. We're talking to we're talking about Valencia, Spain right now. That's where we are.

OK, we're in Valencia. Is that where Assassin's Creed 2 takes place? No, that's in Italy. But the the the deal with this is police have been called by this woman who are accusing her ex boyfriend of quote, paranormal abuse, because he hired a medium to scare her. So basically, this lady is 41 years old, she's afraid. She's so afraid. It's like a domestic violence situation is what's

happening, right? And she's so afraid that she's having to change her daily routine on a daily basis so that she can't be followed that where she's going to be is not easily predictable. She was just literally afraid that if she was predictable, that her like ex boyfriend was going to come find her. And this guy has been accused of multiple assaults, and he's pretty crazy. You know what I mean? He says things like, I'm going to kill myself if you leave me, and I'm going to take somebody with me if you know what I mean. You know, just the worst part is very, very, very subtle. Just absolutely insane, controlling, scary shit.

And so- That shit is scary, man. That shit, like, even if, like, yeah, anybody would threaten to even just kill themselves if you lead them, like, you gotta go. I know it's hard, but that's abuse. You gotta go. Yeah, so I don't know, but somehow, it seems like the charge is that

her boyfriend is paying a medium to because he caused to like to cause her distress on purpose. Basically, he called the medium to their apartment. She says she saw a painting go up in the air and like fall to the ground, like where it was leaning, like get lifted up in the air and go to the ground. She said she saw that. She said she heard noisy footsteps running behind a wall. She said her ex boyfriend showed up at the house after the medium showed up. And he said that he had a ghostly vision of her father who had

recently died, who said that bad things would happen if they broke up and she would die if it happened. And then the the the boyfriend said that the thing like left the room went to another place and like a glass burst on a shelf and a bust moved and there was like a photo with her and her father there. He was like, Look, look. And so I guess I'm watching Jesse debunking his head. I mean, I don't think I just I mean, no debunking. I'm saying the debunk in his head. I mean, I don't think I just I mean no debunking I'm saying the same the very same thing that's happening. Yeah

Yeah, the length some people will go to to control others is Oh God. Yeah mind-boggling to me There's no question whether this was real. I'm telling you this guy did this. Yeah, he hired somebody to say Oh my god, I just saw your dead father's ghost and he told me that you were gonna die if you broke up with me Little weird. Little weird. Just saying. You're bad for the woman. I mean, I guess the man knew his audience because I don't know many people that would fall for like,

you if you break up with me your father's ghost, I would be like, my dad would approve leaving you. Are you kidding me? My dad would be like, it's totally cool. Be happy for yourself. Yes. I don't want to see this asshole anymore either. It brings the vibes.

Live, laugh, love. What have you made? Sherry O. Terry! Anna Gasteyer! Yeah, yeah, just go through the whole cast. Jesse, take us away. Well, an article in Psychology Today delves into something that I am very familiar with, because I do it frequently. Some might say too often some might say

Not enough no such thing as humming Humming you hum thing I do constantly I'm a victim of humming too much. Maybe I hum around people I hum when I walk I hum when I eat dinner I hum really while making dinner. I hum while making dinner. Because Jesse is an undiagnosed neurodivergent who has not gone to take his test to get ADHD approved. I hum constantly. But here's the thing. According to Psychology Today, it may sound surprising, but humming isn't just a pleasant sound. It's actually a powerful tool to help you manage stress, regulate emotions, and enhance your overall wellbeing. According to science, humming produces vibrations that ripple through your

body, stimulating the vagus nerve, which is the longest nerve in the body coming from the brainstem and it's basically like in charge of safety and warning recognition, like, you know, how something feels off before you know what's off. That's that's that. And a recent study found that humming can lower stress and your heart rate. It helps with your heart rate variability as well. Basically meaning that humming promotes a state of calm and equilibrium within the body.

And the study goes on to say that the, you know, if you want to do the more meditative side of it, where you like take time and find a place and home, like that's fine. Do that. That's, that's like a way to manage it. As somebody who's just started meditating, it has been a very calming experience. But they also say like, screw that noise. You can't, if you want just hum and your daily life.

And I'm telling you, I don't know if Alex has noticed this, but even when we're eating in the office, I'm like a little hum. You kind of like if it's good, I'm like, you got a little zone going. But it's like, I don't know. It's like invisible to me now. I've known Jesse for so long. Like I don't notice when I walk around I hum to myself constantly I have to recognize it and stop it sometimes when I'm like out in public we used to think

that our drummer we couldn't figure out what was going on we thought his drums were out of tune or something like that we couldn't figure it out and eventually we realized that like while he plays the drums he just I don't even know if he realized it but we once we like mic'd it up and recorded at one time and it's clear that what was happening was that while he plays the drums, he just, I don't even know if he realized it, but we, once we like mic'd it up and recorded it one time. And it's clear that what was happening was that while he plays drums, he goes, he just like, kind of like makes a sound with his mouth. That's like, definitely like exactly what you're saying. It's like, he's doing it for some sort of like focus assisted reason, but yeah,

we know it's so loud to play the drums. He never heard it. It's just funny. I wonder if, if, if it's that same focused assist that comes down to when people, they always talk about star Wars movies, the actors, when they had lightsabers or go zoom, zoom, zoom, when they have blasters, they go pew, pew, pew. Something in your brain is just like, well, it needs to be there. Else. What's the point? Yeah. We are. It's pew, pew, pew. Something in your brain is just like, well, it needs to be there. Else. What's the point?

Yeah. Yeah. And I have that like if I have like a place to go, I got a little hum in my step. I'm like walking. I got a fake beat in my head. I'm just going along with it. It happens. I sing a lot. You should try meditating, Jesse. Yeah. You should try meditating. You should try it.

Like, I didn't think I'd be able to do it because I can't sit still. But like, I it's fucking weird. Let me let me. So a few weeks back on Netflix, they have a thing that's like a game. They have a bunch of games on their actual Netflix app right now. But one of them is straight up a meditation thing where it's like a very calm ASMR voice lady. It's like, what are you trying to achieve today? And you press the controller and like you select what it wants. It's like, all right, let's try breathing. And I, and I was like, I didn't know what that was going to be. And I was like, Oh, okay. So I leaned back in the chair and

started doing it. Almost fell asleep. That's why I can't more than two or three minutes. I'm done. I can't meditate. I would just fell asleep. That's why I can't, more than two or three minutes, I'm done, I can't meditate, I will just fall asleep. That's wild, I wish. I do not operate that way. You're just like, yeah, good night, nap time. But you also can sleep on a plane. Program, fall asleep quickly.

My body is designed to go down fast. It's incredible, it's actually a feat of science, they should study you. That's the only power I have. Otherwise, I'm a mess, that's all I got. I can sleep anywhere, anytime, they should study you. That's the only power I have. Otherwise, I'm a mess. That's all I got. I can sleep anywhere, anytime, drop with a hat. For the job you have, it's pretty good.

I wish I had that ability. I don't have it, I need medication to do that. All right, everybody, on that, we will be back next week with a brand new mini-series here at patreon.com slash humanodipie. We appreciate you, we love you. Mwah. Goodbye.

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