Chilluminati Podcast - Midweek Mini: Obama Admits To Alien Life?

Episode Date: May 13, 2026

This Minisode was originally uploaded with Episode 338: Bill Tompkins: Man’s Understanding Part 1 - some of the topics discussed might be outdated. Subscribe to our Patreon to listen and watch the Minisodes as they release every week! http://patreon.com/CHILLUMINATIPODMike Martin - http://www.youtube.com/@themoleculemindset Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - https://www.youtube.com/@StarWarsOldCanonBookClub/Editor: DeanCutty Producer: Hilde @ https://bsky.app/profile/heksen.bsky.social Show Art: Studio Melectro @ http://www.instagram.com/studio_melectro Logo Design: Shawn JPB @ https://twitter.com/JetpackBragginLINKS:Mathas: https://edition.cnn.com/2026/02/16/politics/obama-clarifies-alien-comments-scli-intlAlex: https://www.wiccanbrew.com/can-tell-someone-cast-love-spell/Jesse: https://apnews.com/article/faa-el-paso-texas-air-space-closed-1f774bdfd46f5986ff0e7003df709caa https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/balloon-drones-el-paso-texas-airport-b2919053.html

Notice, notice, this midweek mini was recorded several months ago and may not be up to date with current events. For fresh minisode uploads with every episode, head to patreon.com slash Chaluminati pod. Hey everyone, welcome back. Minisode. Time for a minisode. Isn't that fun? We're all minisode. A minisode.

Just normal minisode. Take a deep breath. draw in all that new energy. Anyway, how are you doing, boys? All right, I'm going to open it up because mine's pretty straightforward and one that people obviously want us to talk about and even one that had me going for like a couple hours. Obviously, the Barack Obama fucking interview about aliens said the world's fucking on fire. To the people who were driven crazy like me's credit, he could have answered that a little

clear or at the very least, the interviewer could have asked a brief, He hasn't been the president. I immediately clocked what he was saying. He hasn't been a president for a long time. He doesn't think about how his sound bites are that much anymore, probably. It's true. I thought like I understood. He was talking about like galactically speaking.

I felt like he understood. I felt like I understood what he meant, which even then I think he meant like, yes, there are those things. That's what I thought he meant. That I thought he meant like, yes, like, I agree that there are some strange, like alien things occurring. Like those reports are real reports. there are mysteries out there. Oh, I thought he's talking about the universe as a whole. Well, I didn't specify anything.

He said, yeah, aliens are real. I think you're both right because he has said the thing about UFOs being real on talk shows before while he was president and afterward as well. But like never, he never, like anybody worth their salt, he never goes and says they are aliens. He just says, we don't know what these things in our sky are. We keep picking them up, et cetera, but there's no claim that they're aliens there. I just thought the way he dropped so nonchalantly, he was like, they're real.

And then went on and explained, like, but he hasn't seen them and they're not an area 51, which of course there wouldn't be an area 51 that's such like a pop culture thing at this point. They haven't been in area 51 since the 40s, if they've ever been there. But then he also goes on to say, unless there's a secret program that keeps all this stuff super secret from the president, which as we have talked about many, many, many times on the show with paperwork and FOIA documents that there are special. access programs that the president isn't necessarily read into doesn't mean they're aliens obviously yeah exactly it doesn't mean they're aliens yes that's always the key takeaways it doesn't mean they're aliens but holy shit it like made him have to clarify his statement which is kind of hilarious

that people are so desperate ran with it immediately on the internet they're like oh he's saying the thing because everybody wants everybody wants a technicality every time everybody always wants the technicality like as if as if it's going to come out like Obama just go goes. Ooh. Did I really say it was real? Um, Tee. Never mind.

Oopsies. Forget about it. I was just crazy. Like, come on tangentially and even less believable, people also have been saying, and it was even happening today on Twitter that Trump has a speech prepared. This has been,

this has been going around for a couple months. Yeah, in July. A couple months now. I heard it got bumped up to May, like sooner, but like, I don't know where.

May the fourth, bro. That would be sick. Trump would be my favorite president ever if he announced aliens on May the 4th. I just don't It's not going to happen. There's no way in He plans to do something

that he wrote out that he's going to say Just doesn't track with it. He doesn't blurt out On truth social in the middle of the fucking night like everything else he fucking yammers About there's no fucking way It just doesn't track. No way. He's blurting and squirreting. He's blurting. He's straight up blurting

dude. He's straight blurting. Yeah. That's all. We just had to address it. Like I, I, I really, I was just mad. I'm like, I would have asked a follow up. I would have been just like, what do you mean they're real? Like, do you mean, like, you mean, like, you just, you know, they're real and Nick, please explain what you mean by way. But obviously, he clarified himself the next couple days. Please explain what you mean. That's all I wanted was, yeah, please. It's fair. It's a fair question. It's a fair question. After he says aliens are real. After the president of the United States, he just goes, they're real. Others the, others the, others the phrase. Ali's. real. Anyway, you know, yeah, sure. Yes, to the credit to the credit of all the alien guys on the internet, yes, that was kind of fucked up. Yes. But come on. But like, come on, but also like, well, I wasn't going and saying that he is saying that they were real. Okay, don't let me in with them.

Yeah, yeah. All the alien guys, the general alien, the royal alien guys. I only had the muck up to my knees, not up to my waist. Uh, so here's what I got. It was, it was Valentine's day four, four days ago. Maybe you noticed, maybe you didn't. It doesn't matter. I heard that on the streets. Yeah. Uh, But I think one thing that is worth worrying about in this season especially, and I think wickenbrew.com agrees with me because I have for you, just in case things felt weird this season, some signs that you can look for that you may be under a love spell.

Okay? I would love that. Fucking following. Just in case. Hit me with your love spells. Hit me with your love spell. If it's not feeling right, you know, maybe there's a reason. Maybe there's maybe maybe it's not real.

Maybe it's just a spell. So, so. Well, if it's not feeling right and I'm under a spell, then the spell isn't working. Well, here's how you just think about your life recently. And if this is where you're at, maybe you're under love spell. So let's just think about it. First thing, sudden attraction to someone. If you feel a sudden, like inexplicably like, this will often happen suddenly and tastes

remarkably different to your normal preferences according to wickenberry.com. and you get cravings, intense longings, lost in memory, sleepless nights, like an almost like an Edgar Allan Poe character. And they say that it might be because the spell was cast over your energy field, which attracts you to them and makes you feel like there's something special, even if you don't know why. So the first thing is if you feel like a really unnatural attraction to somebody that's like out of nowhere that you can't even explain, that could be it.

Next one, effects on your current relationship. didn't think about this when I looked up this article. If you're already in a relationship with somebody and suddenly you're like ready to fight them all the time and you're like repulsed by them just out of nowhere, though normally you get on and you feel like in general you love your partner, it might be that you're actually being affected by a love spell and that you're actually longing for a different relationship than the one that you're in. So if you're in your own relationship and suddenly you're like, why do I hate you all of a sudden? what's that about? Could be that there is a friend. That's good. Don't go to therapy to figure it out.

Just assume it's a love. Somebody might be after you. That's fine. Also, if you feel strange, okay, that's another one, if you feel strange and you're acting differently.

So like, if your mind's foggy, can't concentrate, you start to do things, go places you never go. Suddenly you're like, I have never had Chinese food in my life.

What am I doing, putting myself out there all of a sudden? And if, or you're like, why am I suddenly wearing this fucking hat? What is this? I've never been a chappot man. Like, maybe that also is a sign that your desires and intents are being manipulated by somebody besides yourself who has different tastes than you. These all seem like they could additionally be signs of a midlife crisis.

And then we can go and have a conversation about chaos magic again, can't we? Yes. Yes. And, and, uh, and, uh, so, so that's one. So, you know, like, if you're feeling off, stop and write down things that are different and then ask a friend if they've noticed that anything's different and just keep taking notes, if anything, if you feel weird. Also, that's according to Wicken Brew. That's tips from Wicken Group. And next one, dreams.

Okay. This one is about going to sleep and having like dreams that have to do with like classic romance symbols, like wedding. and stars and flowers, it might suggest that magic has been performed. It's not like dreaming of the person. Obviously, that's obvious, but even just like love stuff is enough, if you know what I'm saying.

Love stuff is enough. What? It to be in your dreams. You know what I'm saying? Do you make it rhyme on purpose? No, I didn't, but it like happened. And maybe that means that I am under a spell of some kind. Also, if your behavior towards a person changes,

as a specific person, it could be that that person is the one, like, if you suddenly feel protective of somebody that you have no connection with, or if you know, if you feel like you know what somebody wants more than somebody else, like, no, they wouldn't want that, like that kind of thing. That could be it. And then physical symptoms are like tingling in your hands and fingers, energy surges while you think about them, headaches and jealousy when you're around people that interact with this person.

And so that's how you know if you're a victim. And remember, this says it should also be noted that sometimes strong attraction between two individuals can just be down to basic chemistry rather than an external force. No, no, no potions. But no potions and spells. Just in case you are in a love spell. Of course, they also brought along some tips for how to break a love spell that someone has cast on you. So if you experience any of those symptoms and you feel like maybe you have them, here's what you can do. Step one, isolation, okay?

This is already unhealthy. Isolate yourself. Isolate, yeah. The best way to counteract the spell, and they don't mean isolate yourself from everyone. They just mean isolate from people who you think might be casting a spell on you because you want to be with people that you know and people who you are with in your real life, that you're, really when you really are you and you want to that's why isolate myself from Margaret quality often yeah exactly

so it's not you're not going to trick me lady yeah it's not about magic spells yeah you isolate yourself from people who might secretly be in love with you not everyone uh next one is reach out to the webmaster of wick and brew.com she says let me break the spell as a professional practitioner I can help diagnose and stop the spell from attacking you and can break the spell completely and even

reflect it back to the person who sent it to you and get a protection. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you. I was about to say, what do you mean? Reflect it back. Make them fall in love with you. Then just go with the fucking spell, dude. So, okay, so the next one is reflect the spell back to the universe. So in that case, I think maybe that's what it means.

This entails reflecting the energy and intention of the spell back to the universe. This can be done through a ritual and or a simple visualization of the energy and intention of the spell being returned to its source. Okay. So if you know it's there, then you can do this. You must be aware and present with your intention, focus, and your inner strength. After the ritual or visualization is complete, you'll be free from the spell. That's it simple as that. Oh, of course.

Think about it. Put it away. Another one, herbal remedies. This is an important one. Rosemary, basil, lavender. Those are all anti-negative energies, herbs. And if you figure out some way to ingest those in a healthy way, maybe a tea or some kind of powder or oil, I don't know, put in some water. or whatever.

Wait, so me drinking tea every night before I go to bed is the reason why no love potions are working on me? Well, which tea? You've been self-endronizing, dude. Are you drinking rosemary, basil and lavender? I mean, oh, you know me. You love that stuff? Okay.

I love it. All right. If you're more of a crystal person than an herb person, uh, black turmaline or obsidian are both good that can help you from magical influences like black magic, black stone, black magic. You get it. Keeping them near you and respecting them is a great way to ward off evil spirits or unwanted love spells. And finally, the last thing they suggest is making a charm bag that has herbs and crystals inside and that are associated, you know, the same herbs and crystals that we've just been talking about in a bag and just carry them around with you and just visualize yourself sort of triumphing over it.

And anyway, that's, if you have any questions about that, that's high priest. this Memuna, who is at Wickenborough. And, you know, she says she's well known and respected. She gives no. She, I think her portrait is AI. I'm not sure, though. I can't really tell. I hate that.

And, yeah, she's a highly sought after spellcaster. So, um, we can brew. That's what I'm going to do. If you know what I'm going to do. I'm going professional chaos magician for hire. Dude, I would love to be a highly, a highly sought after spellcaster. Yeah. You want to be like John Browns and like a like a really rare magic card.

Yeah. Sought after spellcaster. What is that? Yeah. Like a band name. It's like probably like white or blue magic. I don't know. Like sought after spellcaster.

Yeah. It's a blue. That's a blue card. Well, there you go. Anyway. All right. Well, Jesse. What do you got?

We have to follow up last week. We were talking about El Paso and the shutdown. well, two stories and they're both great. So the Pentagon, apparently the real, the real, air quote, story is that the Pentagon allowed U.S. Customs and Border Protection to use an ant, they just gave them an anti-dron laser. Good. And so, yes, yes, yes, yes. Apparently the reason why they were going to shut down airspace above El Paso for 10 days.

was because the I don't even know how to describe this Ice Border Customs, all those guys had a laser and they were using it to shoot down party balloons

and by doing so hey this is a laser that can shoot down stuff out of the sky they told not a soul that's really good to do around an airport pretty cool man like honestly full proof, dude. I mean, they did not coordinate with the FAA.

They didn't talk to anyone. They just did it. How are they dumber than the Nazis were? I don't understand. Incredible question. So this stranded travelers messed up the airport, did all sorts of crazy stuff. Everyone was like, what the hell?

And this, of course, worried people. Because as you know, last year, there was a mid-air collision in D.C. We had all the FAA stuff going on when the helicopter hit the plane and 67 people died. So like they're not messing with this stuff. Anyway, literally today, three House ranking members are requesting a classified briefing with the FAA on the decision to temporarily close the airspace over El Paso, Texas last week. And a joint letter to several of President Trump's cabinet officials on Wednesday, Democratic reps, Rick Larson, Benny Thompson, and Adam. Smith said they're deeply concerned with the conflicting reports.

Anyway, the FAA initially announced a 10-day closure of the airspace beginning early Wednesday morning on flights in and out of the areas to airports. However, the FAA lifted the restrictions after less than seven hours. The Trump administration said that the stoppage was brought on by a Mexican cartel drone that had breached U.S. airspace. Multiple news reports told a different story, citing anonymous officials who said the FAA's orders were imposed due to a Pentagon testing

a new laser technology on a party balloon. FAA administrator Brian Bedford made the decision to close the airspace without notifying the White House is what he told the Hill last. So that's multiple

different stories from different organizations within the government. Yeah, none of it makes a fucking lick of sense. Dude, fascism, dude. It's whack, dude. It is. It's fucking inquiries. Our committees have received little or no substantive information on your department's actions that led to the events in El Paso.

The representatives wrote in their Wednesday letter, we request a joint classified briefing as soon as possible to gain clarity into what led to the closure of the airspace. So they're literally, they're trying to get them to get into a closed door, classified meeting to just say what went on because they have not said anything. And what's crazy is, I don't think this is like an alien thing. No, it's probably some do-do behavior is what it is. I genuinely believe some stupid idiot fired off that stupid laser. And the first response wasn't to say, oops, yeah, no, it was a weird tech thing or something. It was to say, Mexicans aren't coming with drones. Because that's the shit they do.

Covered up. And when it's a lie, it just makes everything else a lie. It's ridiculous. It's fucking, oh, God. It's so upsetting, Rom. where I'm like, y'all, this is why people believe in conspiracies because they make up the stupidest lies. Everything that used to be so wrong is like so real now. Like all the dumb ass conspiracies that were like the dumbest ones are now like actually real.

Real. And we only have like an eighth of the files out there anyway. We still have millions of files. We don't even know. We're in Kaka land, dude. My biggest thing right now is in a world where all the conspiracies that people have been hyping up for decades were like, oh my God, that's like, oh my God, that's like, real now. The people who were hyping them up are like, no,

no, that's just, that's just, you're just, no, that's lies. They're trying to get the president. And I'm like, why now? Do you not believe? Because it's about being against the mainstream. It's not even about the conspiracy for most of these people. It's about going against the grain and being contrarian. And that is all that matters to them.

They've spent decades. Decades. There's a global elite pedophile cabal running everything. but when it was Hillary Clinton real. But now that it's not now that it's every Now that we found the actual guys in the cabal

What's crazy is the fact that people are like Don't you get it? It will tear down the foundations Of our entire world. Good. Good. Yeah, burn it all to the ground. I don't care.

I don't care. Are you kidding me? Yep. Oh no. The super rich guys won't be able to buy us anymore. Oh no. Based on honesty, help. I've been seeing so many,

uh, I saw a few. like just TikToks on my feed of like, you know, younger Gen, Gen Alpha, like younger Gen Z rather and like older Gen Alpha of these. They're in their 20s now. And they're living in apartments. And they're just like, I work so I can come home and I don't even have enough money to pay my bills.

So that when I go back to work, all of my money is literally just going to bills. I can't afford to do anything on them. I pay my bills. I'm like, yep, welcome back to slavery. Like that's what this is. You're working for the corporation just to keep paying the corporation. to keep working at the corporations. It actually isn't you all the way.

No. It's actually you could just be living a happier life if better people were in charge. Yeah, he needs to come down. It will, it might not happen tomorrow or the next day, but something will happen very much like what happened to the end of the Gilded Age. Yeah, it's not going to work out. I think we've already seen the blow in the ship with Mabani being elected. And I'm so fucking jealous of New York because I wish that was in Texas. so bad but like that's the first like I think blow of like a progressive

texas like a real progressive like winning finally yeah and like having some sway yeah i mean texas is his own fucking nightmare you know i i i live surrounded by people that still to this day blow me away that they exist texas needs a special messaging so it's special marketing project but i think the amount of people that around me say the n-word and are racist to everything that's not white is fucking insane to me. And it's everywhere around me out here. And it fucking makes me want to jump off of a building.

Yeah. More people should openly hate that. Yeah. Please. Just saying. Please. They're not your friends. They've done it around me and I've confronted them.

The thing is they always immediately are shut up because they can't debate anything that they're saying. And now they just don't really engage with me. It's not about politics. It's not about politics. It's not about morality and principle. That's all it is. It's not a political thing.

It's about being a fucking. decent human being. God damn. Anyway, don't be selfish. Thank you for listening to us. Baby eating cabal is a real, everybody. Don't be selfish.

Thank you for supporting us. Yeah, we love you. We appreciate you. We'll see you next week. Goodbye. Bye. Bye. Hey, everyone. Welcome back. It's ridiculous.

It's fucking, oh, God. Wait, what does that mean? Oopsies. Please explain what you mean. I'm under a response. and the spell isn't working properly. Okay.

It's true. Just go with the fucking spell, dude. No, you're not going to trick me, lady. Trump would be my favorite president ever if he set the world fucking on fire. I would love that. Give me under a... Hit me with your love spells. Hit me with your love spell.