Chilluminati Podcast - Midweek Mini: Predictions and Prophecies for 2026

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

This Minisode was originally uploaded with  Episode 330: Cornerfest ‘26 Part B - some of the topics discussed might be outdated. Subscribe to our Patreon to listen and watch the Minisodes as they release every week! http://patreon.com/CHILLUMINATIPODMike Martin - http://www.youtube.com/@themoleculemindset Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - https://www.youtube.com/@StarWarsOldCanonBookClub/Editor: DeanCutty Producer: Hilde @ https://bsky.app/profile/heksen.bsky.social Show Art: Studio Melectro @ http://www.instagram.com/studio_melectro Logo Design: Shawn JPB @ https://twitter.com/JetpackBragginLinks Alex: https://nhmu.utah.edu/articles/experts-explore-new-mushroom-which-causes-fairytale-hallucinationsJesse: https://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/people/arid-41762276.html

Notice, notice, this midweek mini was recorded several months ago and may not be up to date with current events. For fresh minisode uploads with every episode, head to patreon.com slash Chaluminati pod. Ooh, good to have you on the podcast, Tim Allen. I'm pretty politically divisive these days. Not enough to not be on Disney Plus, though. I don't think so, too. Yeah, Disney's pretty pretty Timelny these days. Welcome to the minisode.

Yeah. It's Cornerfest. Cornerfest Minnesota. We've been doing rejected corners during the Cornerfest minisodes. Cornerfest segments that were rejected from Cornerfest that were not even Cornerfest sized. And this one's a little bit too close to other stuff that I was doing. For some reason, this site seems to be down now. I'm working off an archive of it, the Natural History Museum of Utah.

This is just from the other day, though, about experts finding these mushrooms that cause like very specific hallucinations. Have you guys heard about this? I've read. I think I've read what you're about to go through. It's not what I have for today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So basically in Papua New Guinea. A tiny fucking yeah, yeah.

So in Papua New Guinea in 1934, there were these mushrooms that they found called Nanda that would make people go crazy. And they would like change their mood. and they would have mushroom madness and it would be about Lilliputian imagery. Like, apparently it is a psychiatric syndrome where you see little people

going around and like interacting with the real world environment. I've always little, like tiny little people. I've had similar things to this with like drawings on paper coming to life and kind of constantly moving and looking alive though even when you focus on it,

you can't really tell what part is moving that you're looking at. But like I don't, I feel like I know kind of what this means. But yeah, like literally little people autonomously moving about interacting with the real world environment,

crawling on your keyboards and stuff like that. Right. And there's one tribesman from Papua New Guinea who says, he saw tiny people with mushrooms around their faces and they were teasing him and they were trying to chase him away. Or he was trying to, he was trying to chase them away. And so this is like a thing that's very documented and like very real and like scientists agree that it's happening.

And in the 60s, scientists were trying to find this mushroom species and what chemicals in that mushroom cause these lilliputian hallucinations. Nobody knows. And so there's this guy who is a PhD at the Natural History Museum who is named Colin Domnauer, who said that he wanted to like go and make it his. business to like find out. So he went to Yunnan China and he says that 40% of the world's wild edible fungi come from China. And the summer rains have been talking about, I'm sorry, summer rains have brought new mushroom growth. And the newspapers have been talking about a mushroom called Jean-Sho Ching that, uh, that, uh, makes you see Shao Ren Ren or little people.

And so there's a professor in UNAN who said that he bought some during dinner. And he started to see swirling shapes and colors. And people started to look for the little people. But then he couldn't find any. And he was like, aw. And then he looked under his tablecloth and saw them marching under his tablecloth like soldiers. And he was like, oh. And he said, quote, when I lived to the tablecloth,

higher, the heads came off and stuck to the bottom of the cloth and the bodies kept marching in place. I did this many times at two minute intervals and each time they were there marching and grinning. I measured them too. They were two centimeters high. And according to records at the hospital, 96% of patients affected by this mushroom report seeing an abundance of little people or little elves, often dancing or jumping. And I think people have talked about these elves before. I don't know if they're exactly the same ones, but the ones that guide them.

places, little elf, elfish creatures that guide you. He's probably talking about machine elves. Yeah, maybe. Like, we don't, like, I'm, I'm sure that is a common DMT creature people often see. Yeah, exactly. So if we're going back to 2014, the taxonomic identity of the Jean-Suching mushroom unknown, but my collegeist purchased. It's so hard to explain.

I'm sorry. He's actively processing what you're saying, Alex, as you're going. Honestly, it, it reminds me a lot of that game we played where you play as the nun. Yes. who hallucinates the devil and there's scenes where she sees little people. Yeah. Like, like actual just little people like there's a scene where he crawls up like a lady.

It's like, oh, it's like super weird. It's really trippy. Yeah. Reminds me of that. Yeah. Legit.

And so even in 2014, they didn't know, but they, the scientists bought it and sequenced it just from the market where they got it. And now it's called Lanmawa as Asia tica, Lamawa, is Yatica. And it's pretty close to the porcini mushroom than any other hallucinogenic mushroom.

What? Didn't they find like there was like nothing actively hallucinogenic in the mushroom when they did their tests? They don't. The only thing that they know is that it's now, it has this name. And then there's there's no. So, okay. Evidence of China being the largest global exporter of wild mushrooms can clearly be seen through the abundance of dried mushrooms distributed here at Mu Shuihuah market.

Within this immensity, however, lies potential oversight and danger. For wild harvested species such as Jansu Jing that are unable to be cultivated under controlled conditions, commercial packages may mistakenly contain a mixture of similar looking, though certainly different species of mushrooms. Indeed, after DNA sequencing the contents of online packages labeled as dried Janshu Ching mushroom, we found multiple poisonous species to be present with no trace of, of the psychoactive species it was purported to contain. So maybe they ordered it and didn't get it, but in the real ones from the market they got, they tested. They tested. And they were mostly

a cousin to the Porcini. And apparently it goes all the way back to a Taoist text from the third century that is called the flesh spirit mushroom that lets you see a little person and a sane transcendence immediately. So, oh my God, a binding of Isaac item suddenly just made sense as to what it does and why it's called what it is. It's called. That's how you know you're learning. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. And then there's and then this article goes into a bunch of different ones around the world and how these might be the impetus for a lot of folk tales that involve tiny people and, you know, stuff like that is that maybe these people in these cultures have been eating these tiny mushrooms and really having these crazy hallucinations. Interesting. Okay. I would love to try.

I love to try these mushrooms. I would love to experience this Lilliputian hallucination, but I think the only way to really reliably do it is to get your ass to China. Yeah, and get like the real thing. Well, before Jesse takes it, mine is small because I don't really have an article, but I did have kind of connected to just like consciousness. I have continued meditating over the past few months. I do it like two to three times a week.

And for the very first time, I suddenly became lucid in a dream. And it was very brief. I remember I was like kneeling over doing something. and I suddenly was like, oh, wait, I'm dreaming. Oh, my God, I'm dreaming. And I remember standing up and thinking, if I'm dreaming, I can do anything I want. And then everything just went black. And I remember nothing.

Like the entire dream just got, like, from that moment, as soon as it became lucid, every, I like fell into a deeper sleep. Never became lucid. I was very definitely, like, aware in that time. And I don't know. It's interesting. I think meditation has definitely played into that. But I don't meditate to lose a dream.

It's definitely just like a weird little. It happened. And I find it. fascinating. So that's, that's, I mean, like, that's the kind of thing that I wish would happen to me more. I barely ever have dreams probably because I smoke weed. I don't know. That's like a, that's like an old wife's tale. Yeah, you know, but no, but no, like I really never really dreamed before, even before, like in smoking weed, definitely, but since meditating, dude, I dream all the time. I had a nightmare, another UFO nightmare last night. And I remember being in a room with

like people I knew and somebody saw something to the window in the sky. And as it was coming down, of the lights are getting bright, everybody panicked. And I was, I don't know who I was with. I was saying, just don't run, just don't run. As soon as light hits, I, I don't remember anything. And then there was a brief moment in the dream where I was looking at it. I was standing face to face with, I think it looked like a gray alien. It was definitely shorter.

And I just remember saying to it, just let me see what you really look like, like before this happens. Like, let me say, I just want to see what you look like. And I remember like a pixelated, like, decloaking from like the top corner of their head down to just past one eye and went from a black eye to like kind of a blue. blue looking human looking eye. And as soon as I saw that, I don't remember anything after that. And the dream just went on.

Pretty cinematic, pretty cinematic little weird. Weird. Weird. I have UFO dreams constantly. That's so. Anyway, meditating has helped me with dreaming. Yeah, I'm envious. Keep meditating.

Like, meditate. I actively like meditate two or three times a week and it's helped with like dreaming and stuff. Maybe you're done with corner fest all. Yeah. Yeah. When you're done being in the hole. Yeah.

All right, Jesse. Take us out of here. What do you have? Well, gentlemen, start of a new year is approaching us rapidly. And one of the things that we should focus on is what do people predict for 2026? More importantly, let's start with Nostradamus. So what did Nostradamus predict for 2026? I may say, Jesse, Nostromas never said any dates.

Doesn't matter. He's always so right. He's always so right. And Nostradamus predicted these things for 2026. So let's jump into it. You know how lightning only strikes twice? All he's doing is striking, dude. Yeah.

over and over again. So first off, what was in mind for 2026? Perhaps the most significant of the Sears predictions believed to reference 2026 reads, The great swarm of bees will arise

by night the ambush. Exactly what this is in reference to remains a topic of speculation. Drones, dude, alien drones. Oh, how's just going to say, maybe that's why humanity is letting climate change happen. If we wipe out the bees first, they can't attack us.

We win. Yeah. Brown never does. Many people believe it could be a reference to, and this is why I think is very funny. Now, Alex, you say drones, right? This is what this guy says. People maintain it could be a reference to the war in Ukraine or to a political leader winning some big election. Bees?

Bees? Look, if you're wondering, why can everyone have so many crazy interpretations? Because it's all nonsense like this. Yeah, it's a politician will win a big election. this year. Okay. So we're going to have drones, uh, B drones that are going to be disclosure. Uh, thank you much to Jamas. What else? Another one seven months. Great war. People dead through evil.

Rowan. Evaru, the king will not fail. That must be 2026. And this guy says, is that a reference to Zelensky, Putin, Netanyahu, Trump? Just list every leader. Just list everyone. A bunch of like dickheads and who want to fight wars. When Mars rules his path among the stars, human blood will sprinkle the sanctuary. Three fires rise from the eastern sides while the West loses its light in silence. Could this be a reference to some conflict between the U.S. and China? You mean besides the one that's been going on for 50 fucking years?

In like a really slow... Because of the favor... ...that the city will show, the Tinsino will overfell... with blood. The what? Apparently this is a prediction of an area south of Switzerland very specifically, I guess.

The area below Switzerland is going to overflow with blood? It says, and finally, one more prediction that seems a little more positive than most. Shadows will fall, but the man of light will rise and the stars will guide those who look within. Who is this

man of light? Only one can speculate. It better not be Gavin Newsome. I'll tell you that much. It's going to be me, actually. But it's good. Mathis? Yeah. I like that.

The real one. The realest one. The blind Bulgarian mystic once made a prediction. This is Baba Vanga. Oh yeah. We know Baba Vanga. Yep. Made a prediction that visitors from space and it's recently gone viral.

Born in 1911, Baba Vanga spent most of her life in the mountains, given predictions. That da, da, da, da, da. But even though she died in 1996, the age 85, her predictions are still referenced. and scrutinized today. One prediction in particular has become increasingly relevant. A large spaceship will arrive on Earth in November 2026, thus bringing the first contact between humans and aliens. Okay.

Finally. There's references to this happening. Just another year to go. What happens to November sporting event? Will Cup. So, rhyming no way sporting event. One alternate interpretation, which I think is a very,

funny, suggest that the spacecraft was actually due to arrive this year instead and that it was the Atlas. Oh yeah, they just, it just left. They, they took one look at Earth and said, maybe the next solar system. Yep. Alien visited aside.

She also predicted wars, earthquakes, and floods. I mean, I'm going to predict that. Hey, guys, in 2026, there's going to be wars earthquakes and floods. When I was at Christmas yesterday, it was raining and it flooded my sister's houses. She was right, dude. I was right. She got she knew. When the bombs drop, internet is gone. We are back to living

like medieval lives. That's your opportunity to rebrand as a prophetic like a monk in, in the world of whatever post-apocalypse we are, Jesse. That's what I want you to become. Oh, no, to be clear. To be clear. With all the knowledge I know from this show, if I, if the internet disappears, I am 100% becoming like a grifter. I'm going to go from town to town. I already am a grifter. I'm going to like, I could show you the scripture that was bestowed upon me by the Lord. But he says your eyes are not ready. Yeah.

Your three-dimensional human brain does not think in the four-dimensional space I exist in. Now do this weird mushroom with me and let's see the little people. Oh, yeah, I do a whole thing. In three minutes of time, the world will change. How is up to you. Yeah. I meditated and tall whites came to me. said, hey, dude, take these shrooms.

And I said, yes. The great snake. I'll have a call. Sharded pearls. If the world ends, that's all I got left is a cult. And somehow I'm not even going to, I'm going to be just a follower. That's what you want. That's what you want.

No, it's where I'm going to end up. I just don't know how it'll happen. You're just at peace with it. I'm just at peace. Oh, I'm going to develop an accent. Oh, I'm so excited. You're like the main character from a Cthulu story. All right.

Get us the hell out of here. Thank you all. so much for supporting us here at Patreon and I hope you all had fantastic holiday. We'll be back next week with a brand new minisode for you all. We appreciate you. We love you. Goodbye. Happy new year. Bye.