Chilluminati Podcast - Midweek Mini: Sora 2 Sucks and Other Technology Horrors

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

This Minisode was originally uploaded with Episode 319: 3 Horrors For Halloween -  some of the topics discussed might be outdated. Subscribe to our Patreon to listen and watch the Minisodes as they release every week! http://patreon.com/CHILLUMINATIPODMike Martin - http://www.youtube.com/@themoleculemindset Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - https://www.youtube.com/@StarWarsOldCanonBookClub/Editor: DeanCutty Producer: Hilde @ https://bsky.app/profile/heksen.bsky.social Show Art: Studio Melectro @ http://www.instagram.com/studio_melectro Logo Design: Shawn JPB @ https://twitter.com/JetpackBragginLINKS: ALEX: https://www.reddit.com/r/Paranormal/comments/1o1f938/i_mightve_met_a_vampire_when_i_was_a_kid_and_i/JESSE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kC-XCEXaQ

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Am I having a Halloween candy right now? A Halloween candy that sounds like your AI. What do you mean? I'm butterscotch. I don't know. Is that a Halloween candy? That's like an old man candy. That's not a Halloween candy.

I'm having an old man candy right now. That is like if I got that and it wasn't like, 163, I would be like here, dad, but I like a good butterscotch. No, I liked them.

I liked them. Of course I liked them. But now if you pulled out a root beer candy or one of those ones that looks like a strawberry package, I'd be like, who are you? That's just what you get when you get the check. Yeah.

It's not even a candy. That's almost like a, that's like a service. I don't even know what that is. I got a story for you guys. Yeah. It's pretty good. It's from our paranormal from earlier today.

And I got it because I know Mathis loves vampires. And the title is just so good. It's successful newt is the name of this user. And the, which is like such a Reddit screen name. And it's called, I might have met a vampire when I was a kid and I still remember her scent. Yes.

There were many life paths I could have taken as I was growing up. And I feel like being in that position where this person is writing this Reddit post could have been one of my many life paths. This is, I think you still are on the path that started from this encounter, but that, that like this didn't even happen to you. I don't even know what. You'd probably be dead. Yeah, what happened to me is a real great question. You'd probably be like the kiss of the vampire, like Nicholas Cage, if you got, if you got, okay, anyway, that's a movie we should watch on fucking. Yo, that movie's wild.

I've seen it. Take this with a pound of salt. I understand this is crazy and probably my brain doing weird shit. So yes, I know this probably all means nothing, but this has been in my brain for so long I have to get it out. When I, now, an 18-year-old female, was in second grade, I rode the bus to and from school with my older brother and no particular memory stand out, but a few related to this girl, Tina. Since my brother is a couple years older than me, he sat towards the back of the bus while I sat in the middle, and a couple random people, would sit next to me in the morning towards the beginning of the year until people found the person they wanted to sit next to for the whole year.

One day, this girl I had never seen before sat next to me and this weird smell overwhelmed me. It was like this stale smell that didn't smell bad, but also smelled old and musty. Sorry, I literally can't explain it because I only recognize it when I smell it. Like a grandma's house? I guess. I mean, I'm not her, but that's what I lead it to, that's what it sounds like to me. like an old man's shirt. So Tina was a few grades above me. But other than that,

nothing stood out about her. She looked like every other kid in the school. The only off thing was the way she smelled because it was something I'd never smelled before in my then six years of life. I don't remember how we became friends, but we did. And after like a week of knowing each other,

she told me on a Monday, she had a secret she had to tell me the following Tuesday. I was hyped for a week waiting. And when the day... I have a secret to tell you in a week from a day from now. Yeah. I was hyped for a week waiting.

And when the day finally came, she told me she was a vampire. Now, at six years old, I did know what a vampire was and that they were not real and only in cartoons like, brace yourselves, Adventure Time,

lull, second grade, by the way. So when she said this... No comment. Yeah. I knew she was... God damn. So when she said this, I knew she was lying

and was just confused. But when I told her, I didn't believe her, she said she'd prove it to me. And this is something I'll never forget because I remember it so vividly. She told me that Vampires Grant Wishes, which was something that I had never heard about vampires, so I didn't believe that either.

But she insisted and said that if I wished to become a vampire, she would make me one, and that proved she was a vampire. So- Wait a minute. First of all, these are kids. What about any other wish would be a good idea than that one?

That would be not the way to go. Right. Uh, so since I didn't believe her, I agreed and wished I was a vampire and she snapped her fingers and told me to look in the bus driver's front mirror. And since I was sitting on the outside towards the aisle, I leaned out and saw nothing in the mirror. I started freaking out. And I'm telling you, I don't know if that girl was a magician or what the fuck happened, but I was not in that mirror. So I start freaking the fuck out and she calms me down and tells me to wish not to be a vampire. And I do. And my reflection was,

back in the mirror. After that. I think of what vampire clan and vampire the masquerade can do this. Also, what time of the day was this? Mirror vampires. It's like morning,

I'm assuming as a ride it on the way to us. Yeah. On the way to school. She goes to school, son. Clearly this is a, this vampire operates by their own.

This is like Twilight vampires then. This is their own unique rules. Wish granting daytime vampires sounds nothing. Well, you see, Vampire Sparkle. Well, you see,

these are real, not fictional vampires. Right. Yeah. After that, she was eating, a dish of spaghetti with extra garlic. She was eating Bulldog ramen.

After that, I believed her and started picking up on the other details. For one, she didn't have fangs. She had those lucky teeth that Kirsten Dunst has where the canines aren't sharp, but stick out from the front, which gave her a lisp. She also didn't ride the bus in the afternoon unless it was raining slash sun wasn't out, LMAO. And I mean, that with no exaggeration, she never rode the bus on a sunny day. she was committed to the bit.

The last thing that became an occurrence was that she would regularly remind me not to tell anybody she was a vampire or she'd wish I never existed. This didn't really scare me, but it was kind of off-putting like, okay, girl, I won't. Something I want to mention, but loki doesn't matter is she accused a guy in my grade named Kevin of being a werewolf? Like, sure, I guess, girl. So about a week after the wish thing, she told me that I could get one wish every Tuesday. I wish I could tell y'all what I wish for, but if I remember,

correctly, I would tell her I couldn't think of a wish every time for some reason. I don't know why. I just remember being like, I don't know. Let me think. And then the next day, I'd have a wish and she'd be like, girl, it's Wednesday. So no. I never got bad vibes from her or anything either. It felt like I was the only one who knew her generally since no one else talked to her on the bus and we were in different grades, fifth and second. I never saw her once we stepped off the bus. Generally, for a long time after all this stopped, I figured this was a young girl who had seen Twilight and was obsessed because at this point, second graders were after twilight in this time period that this story.

Oh, man, dude. Which was 16 years ago. I was working at Uno's, this waiter. When the first Twilight book ever came out, and all the waitresses were fucking, sorry, servers were all fucking reading it. And I was like, is it a book about vampires? I want to read what this is about. And I said, I'm like, I don't want, I don't want to read this.

So the movie was from 2008, right? Yeah. So that was like 17 years ago. Right? So that's like, or oh, yeah. Why would you? How dare you? So like, so that's like about right. I'm just saying how chronologically? How dare you, sir? Like from adventure time. Immediately. I was like, oh no. I am still a spry young, a 29 year old. I like how my young is 29. Yeah, wow. This. Yeah, you're too, dude. Me too. My young is 29. 29, dude. Was that 2013? I didn't even try

to do 19. Did you like 25? 29 is where I thought I could pull that off. I could do that crazy. Didn't you see that somebody on the subreddit made a subreddit that's

in 2013 and then it's like the last of us. What a great game? What are we going to do after breaking bed? That's awesome. That's so good. Somebody posted it in the in the Chliminati. That's awesome.

That's great. Okay. What the fuck am I talking to? about. The last, okay, generally for a long time after all this stopped, I figured this was a young girl who had seen Twilight and was obsessed. But then I remember what happened the last time I saw the last time I saw her. The last time I saw was a Tuesday. And instead of granting me a wish, she told me that there was a monster party happening that night. And she wanted me to sneak out of my house and come. I was intrigued, but didn't really comment, just went, okay, sure. I asked her

where it was. And she said, come to me in a dream because that's how vampires kept secrets. And I just kind of forgot about the whole thing once I got off the bus since I had no intention of going anyway, since I was like five years old, LMAO. Anyways, after forgetting about it all day, when I went to sleep that night, I had a crazy-ass dream. I dreamed I was at a party and there were many stereotypical monsters there. They weren't exaggerated to be scary. Like a monster mash? Yeah, they literally looked like their 1900 movies counterparts as I walked through the room. Did Dracula bring his son? Oh my God. This is awesome. So it just looked like a bunch of monsters drinking from red cups like I saw on TV. As I walked through, I saw a vampire who looked

like Dracula, pale skin, widows peak, long fangs, cloak. As I walked through to reach him, I noticed there was a big ass hole in the middle of the floor that looked like a cliff behind him. When I got to him, he said something to me was a voice by Adam Sandler. I had a voice by Adam Sandler. I don't know. I'll try. I haven't seen the movie. When I got to him, he said something to me that I remembered for a long time, but recently forgot. It was nothing scary, though, just to remark like, oh, you made it. There's something along those lines. Perfect. As we were talking, he moved in a way that I followed to hear what he was saying, not realizing that he was turning me around so that the cliff was now next to me. At some point, I ended up slipping and holding onto the cliff with both

hands begging for him to let me up, and he just stood there for a bit. There was no urgency in the dream at all for me asking for help to him not moving to help. It all felt very calm. Eventually, he bent down and started to lift my fingers up so that I wasn't gripping the cliff until eventually I fell to my death. Mufasa style, dude. Yeah. Now, the way my dreams work is that they play out like a movie, so they're not in first person. And while I never see my own face, I see various perspectives. So when I fell, it was as if a camera watched me go down and hit the ground. The dream didn't end when I hit the ground either. It kind of stayed and I saw myself on the ground dead. It was so surreal to think about because it was so randomly graphic and nothing

surrounding my interactions with her before that ever gave me anything sinister, besides her last interaction with me leading up to the dream. After that night, I never saw her again. And weirdly, it took a couple years to realize her connection to my dream. That smell has never left me. And neither has that dream since I never remember my dreams. I can only recount like five I've ever had. I occasionally get reminded of this whole thing when I meet someone who smells like her, maybe has been four times since. Overall, she probably wasn't a vampire, but between the bus mirror thing that actually did happen,

and I can't refute and that crazy-ass dream, I don't know. I know the mind can make up crazy shit, but I remember everything down to a T, like I really don't know what to say. I'm not religious and have a difficult relationship with paranormal stuff and whether I believe in it or not, but that's probably something I'll post about later. Asterisk, I've never posted anything on Reddit before,

so I'm just going to make some notes now. So nothing gets confused. Thanks for post and fours. Here's some notes. One, this all happened in a span of two to three months. And for the first couple weeks, we didn't really talk or anything because I thought she was a cool fifth grader who wouldn't want to talk to me.

Two, I never told anyone until I was in sixth grade because even though I barely believed her, I didn't want to take that chance, law. Plus, she specifically told me not to tell my grandma, which was weird because I never mentioned her, but my grandma is crazy religious and freaked out when I eventually did tell her. Three, I unfortunately, forgot her name, shake my head. It did start with a T, but it wasn't Tina. I do remember exactly

what she looked like, though. Four, when I turned invisible, I tried to look in that mirror at all angles to make sure I wasn't tripping to the point where I was almost sitting in the aisle and didn't see myself. But when she turned me back, I saw myself no problem. That's all. Thanks for reading. It's crazy. I'm in college now and still think about this from 12 years ago. LMAO, it was only 12 years So crazy. So crazy. Time isn't real. It's okay. Time isn't real. It's all good.

Don't worry about it. Time is very real. It's affecting me every day, man. No, no. I refuse. Also, you know what, Israel? The Monster Mash. Party attendees included the Wolfman, Dracula, and his son, the mummy, Frankenstein's monster, zombies, ghouls, an invisible man, a blob, and witches. Oh, and it had music groups like Coffin Bangers and the Krip Kicker five.

Shout out to bangers. And the monster match. Hell yes. It was a balloons. Should I make an official version of my

my all novelty song Halloween playlist that I made? Yes, please. I would love that. It's like 90 minutes of all Halloween novelty songs.

Love it. I will, uh, they all like are about Halloween. Every song on there. Yeah. It was a monster mash. It's all deep cuts too.

As long as Spotify doesn't suck ass. I'll make that. Because Apple music, Apple music is what I use. Spotify. Spotify just doesn't have, it doesn't have the goods.

It doesn't have the good. Alex, why don't you? Alex just went. Are you okay, Jesse? Are you all right? Are you doing okay,

buddy? I did the one about the vampire, remember? Yeah, it just, literally just happened. Or were you so taken by my monster match

that you lost time? I did. Which as we know, I was listening to an article by my equal host. Jesse go Okay, so this past week We saw something totally

Not at all a chilling vision of things to come Over on YouTube So a Chinese robotics company Has Hi y'all We're getting close to see in some sex bots I'm convinced to me

But they say it's for less sexy purposes But you know what this is So A head form the company behind this new, very interesting video, and I'm going to send you the link right now, says this is the real deal. It is 100% happening.

And this is a lifelike animatronic head that is going to be on their robots that they are creating. This is the M1 head only version in this video. It looks like a. PS5 game. And admittedly, yeah, yeah, it does. It's not, like, it's not perfect, but it is getting closer in a way that is disturbing. I'd see her in red dead redemption too.

Legitimately, it looks like a CG character in real life. Like, whatever they're using to make it, it doesn't look real. Like, your skin is too perfect. Right. And the design of your face. Like, you can see imperfections in the skin. Why are they playing an instrument, like a guitar only version of running up the hill in the back. It's right.

Absolutely sounds like a scene from Stranger Things. It is. It's running up the hill. It's that fucking song. Listen to it. It's what it is. It's real weird. It's really creepy.

She looks like a like a 3D printed high polygon model. Yeah. Very much. Yeah. I mean like again, yeah, that sort of nose lips vibe, it doesn't look real. It looks like if you were going to kiss it, it'd be plasticy. You know what I mean? Like it doesn't seem real like a person.

But with that said, this is, remember the last time they released? Like people put out that face and we're like, blah, blah, and it looked terrifying. That was only a few years ago. We are steam rolling ahead. And I must stress,

if you want to know where we kind of stand with this tech and AI and stuff, on Monday on the Daily Show, the guest was a dude talking about the future of AI and how we really need to start regulating it now because we didn't really think about social media and that turned out insane. And AI is moving rapidly.

Way worse. And that's going to be insane too. That'll bring me my topic then for the day then, because, yeah, SOR II is out. And I got access to it. It is an invite only thing, which is stupid. But you don't know what SOR2 is it's open AI's video thing. It sucks in every conceivable way.

It is the worst thing in the world. And it is an app first and foremost. It is an, it is, I don't know if you've seen it, gentlemen. It is a TikTok app. Yeah, it sucks, man. And it is all, okay, so I'll show you like the top. It's like all AI TikTok. Yes, correct.

So you see that little cloud guy right here. That's it, right there. You click it open and the first thing, boom, you scroll. It's just AI TikTok. Yeah. It's AI slop. A.I. Slop. AI Slop.

That's, oh, what is? You just scrolled past one that was Martin Luther King Jr. And I don't like that one bit. It's oops, I'll slop. Yeah. What is it? Here, it just, here. So I'll restart this stupid thing. I have a dream that our content will not violate Soros policy. Did you hear what he said? It was my mic to.

No, what he said? Something about foreign policy? No, about Sora's policy. I'll bring the gate down. Just the gate is too high. There we go. So we'll just do it. I have a dream that our content will not violate Soros policy. Yeah, no, that sucks. that. Yep. And that's all it is. And what the other shitty part about it is like obviously it's pretty realistic looking for the most part for most things that it can do. And it's

really got physics of hair and like normal shit kind of down. The thing that's very insidious about it is it has something called cameos. And the idea is like you can put yourself in anything you want. You just need to scan your face. In the process to scan your face is the exact and it's the exact same thing as the Google iPhone face thing. It's the all they need is you to look up straight and to the left. And then out loud, you say three different double digit numbers that they put on screen like 34, 46, whatever. And that's it.

That's all they, that's all they have. And then, you know, I've made a few privately just to share with you boys that like, they're all they're terrifying. They're not like those. Yeah, they're not good. No, luckily you have the choice not to post them and whatever. But it's all, it's AI slop TikTok. That's what they're doing.

And I, that just screams to me immediately, clearly what their goals are is just. just make money. That's absolutely what it is. It is all about the intentionality of AI right now is damn the torpedoes full speed ahead. I don't care what we hurt. This whole thing where I don't know how real it is, but there's this company that keeps producing articles about the fact that they have an AI actor. And it's this woman that they're trying to promote.

It seems a lot like the company's pushing the articles rather than people actually caring. But with that said, a lot of actors are now like stop this that's not an actor that is faces of people you've stolen and compiled and made into a thing. How dare you? There's more artwork behind fucking Hatsune Miku as a vocloid performer

as an artistic creation than an AI slopping together stolen things to create this amalgam of stolen persons and then I'm guarantee it's like there that thing is being puppeted by the creators mostly anyway I'm sure like like no matter but no matter

I mean like you see now there are people posting on TikTok videos of them like a dude, but then he turns on a filter and now it's him moving as a young woman. And I'm like, no, this is, this is dangerous. This is not cool. This is good. It's in sorts or what I,

like, it's horrifying. It's not worth, like it's nothing good on that. I've probably put at most cumulative, they probably spent like an hour on the app just like looking at content over the past four days. Because the first day I was on it, there was, it was copyright shit everywhere. Like SpongeBob, Scooby-Doo. That's what it was, that's all you would get was like. You're seeing a lot of it where it's like SpongeBob getting arrested.

Yep. What is what was in Caney about it was able to do shit like Rick and Morty and South Park. I would not have been able to tell the difference that someone said this was a clip from Rick and Morty because I've never seen the full show. It was doing tonality of voice correctly, adding burps, all that other shit. And that shit was gone within 48 hours of me even having access to it. And now it's like a bunch of Martin Luther King and then a lot of Stephen Hawking doing like 360s and the Xxies and the Xxies. games in the 90s. And like, that's pretty much the extent of it beyond that. Nobody's putting like the actual face out there. It's, it's insane. Nobody, it's trash. This is shit. Nobody wants

this. Like, that's where AI is going right now. And the, the, the fucking shit part is like, it's so good at mimicking real looking people now. Yeah. That within six months, like, all the kinks that'll be worked out, it's going to be like, how are you ever going to be able to fucking tell. Well, what about like all these movie studios that are like suing everyone? That's what I'm saying. Like, I think the IP shit is going to be the thing that gets locked behind a vault. But misinformation campaigns from politicians and shit, I think like that's going to be the real danger. It's already being used right now. I know. They're going to have to like at some point that's going to get so bad that they're going to have to clamp down on it. Like at some point,

that's going to ruin like something really bad is going to happen. Like already, It makes it hard. Like if you watch AI content all the time, which is like, what are you fucking doing? There's nothing, but there's no humanity behind it. I genuinely look down on you if you just consume AI content all the time.

Genuinely. And I, without remorse. And I just, if that's all you're doing, you're going to start to be unable to exist. You're not going to be able to socialize yourself. You're going to not understand how to communicate with people anymore.

Because the goal of this company is to like, these companies are to like get to a point where you can, can individually be fed something curated for you by an AI just based on the algorithm. And then that's the, that's literally the years ago, we talked about the fact that companies that are working in the movie industry were like, what if we make movies that cater specifically to one person? Like that's from years, they want this. Yeah, that sucks. That sucks. That sucks because it defeats the purpose of art, man. There is no culture anymore. Yeah, it's absolutely not. It's absolutely not cinema. It's absolutely not. No, it's not. You're not

like, you can't get what you get out of a. good story, even like a pulpy good story, like with twists and turns like a soap opera. Like, you can't fake that. Like, I don't, I don't know. I don't like you. And the other thing, too, is like, as far as like the scary, like misinformation, it can do body cam footage really well and really believably and how quickly that can be used against other people of like, look at this person getting arrested for whatever reason. The damage will be done so fast. Yeah. And I, I just think like. But if also, like, this is where we're going. Then have we platt toad on like the usefulness of AI like where's like the AI that's supposed to be super geniuses instead we're just like let's feed like slop let's just AI

well last week last week you were saying we just got quantum computing to silicone that I'm so afraid when we decide to put an AI on a quantum chip like there is there is I am terrified of there is absolutely nothing to be smarter than anything in the universe I must stress this to you guys like this is an this is an over generalization but the area of I live in has a lot of like AI tech bros moving to it. And I interact with them on a near daily basis. And I must stress, they have the attitude of like get mine. Yeah. Yeah,

that's it. Everything's a scam now. It is not about like I care what this is going to do to the world. Yeah, it's like they think they're going to make enough money to move to the moon. It's a shit that's crashing. It's a ship that's crashing. There's to like enforce that value.

It is super, super creepy. be and I mean that's when everyone's looking out for themselves that's everybody needs to go meditate instead of going to AI stop going to fucking AI go do something else please God all-star Superman look I'm right now the reason why everyone's excited the reason why there there's a sizable portion of the population who's like yeah AI y y y y y it's all porn related I'm letting you know right now if I don't have to interact with the girl and even if it's not porn related but it is but like directly like like let's

talk about all the people out there who see a titty and like tell you that you're you're going to hell like this is porn for them this is like yes yes you can be like i just want to see like three little bunnies going down the lane and then you can just make it and then you don't have to like go risk seeing the simpsons uh make you think about religion for two seconds you can just watch the little bunnies go down the lane no you literally nobody even has to make it for you you get to custom make your own echo chamber of your own bullshit it's not even an echo It's just like a private masturbatorium. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, you're not wrong. It's like a brain masturbatory. It has no creative value. No, no, because there is value in AI and stuff like the medical field of like being able to like pick up on patterns and the useful stuff of saving people's lives. There's plenty of real use. Yeah, but we're not using it for that. No, that's not where any of this is going. And it's so stupid.

Soar to the fact that it's an app first and like a TikTok slop AI version of it is it's like screens what they're. It's also dudes who don't want to deal with women can get a girlfriend that will unabashedly. I'm telling you that's what it is. People who are like, I don't see women as a thing or as a person. I see women as a thing. And an easy thing to do is a thing that I own and control. I'm telling you that's where we're headed. Yeah.

Oh, man. It's just abandoning art as a thing. Like people are just like we don't need to think about things anymore. Yeah, that's exactly. Yeah, that sucks. And that's like, man. if anything, I hope Chulamina Di makes the people, makes you people who listen, think a little bit.

Even if it's because you disagree with everything we say. I hope it drives you to go read a little bit more. It's, I, you know, I don't think our audience is like, AI slop audience, obviously. No, I think, I think there's a high reading level for Chulamati in general, even just to like be interested in stuff like this. Like, you know, I think there's like, you have to be kind of like romantically interested in the macabre a little bit.

You have to be like a little bit skis. a little bit skeptical to be interested in our show. But I, but I do, I do want to say, but it's critical thinking. I do want to say that all the stupid shit that we've said on here, all the like guys that have come after us for saying stuff that they disagree with,

like the content of it. Oh, it happens all the time. More, I get more blowback from people who don't like to think about what's being said to them. Yeah. Oh, yeah, 100%. That's usually what it is most of the time.

Like if I do anything besides layout information, that is when I get the most blowback more than if I say Christianity isn't real or whatever. Yeah. Like it's crazy how anti-like engagement with the text the average person is. And that's not a slight on anyone. It's just as a person who hears a lot about what people who watch their shit think about them across all channels, the one thing that that people vocalize, people who love you are, they're like, don't make me think, or at least that's my experience because of what type of

stuff I put out there. Yeah. Right. I mean, I just, I think it's like I think all of us. I also don't have a lot of money. So that's like, you know, maybe those are related. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I just, it's crazy. AI is just such a weird, scary place and all the value that could be there. just isn't, but like we talked about last week with the quantum chip and stuff, I'm, it's, we, we are going to, we are walking into an unknowable territory. We're going to live through it. And I'm so fucking curious in a morbid way of like, what is going to, what, yeah, just to be clear, this is happening. Like five years ago, people were like, no AI, please no AI. Well, we got AI now. Now people are like, please regulate, please regulate. And there's no regulations. This is what we're going to have AI shit. It's going to happen. You need to just. brace yourself to have to look at something when you see something online rather than be like, whoa, that's neat. Pause.

Yeah. What is this real? Think about it before you post angrily or you send it to friends. Like take a moment and think, is this a real thing? And like if for human creators of all kinds is going to get more difficult out there for them. So if you love a creator, just like subscribe, not to their Patreon or anything, but throw them a like. Let them know that you like their shit or just like. share it around because that's going to become more and more important as AI slop begins to

dominate. Oh, yes. Right now, SORA can do 15 seconds of coherent video at max if you, if you subscribe to the pro, which is $200 a month, mind you. It's absurd. 50 seconds of coherent video. The way you said that is very funny, but I know exactly what you mean. That it's like. Yeah. You know exactly what I mean. Right. Yeah. 15 seconds is all it can do. But we are, I would say, a year away before we can start looking at minutes long and then another two years before we can start looking at multiple like double digits. Remember where we were when Will Smith was eating spaghetti like a crazy monster. And now it just looks like Will Smith eating spaghetti.

Yeah, exactly. He can eat so much spaghetti and he doesn't even get fat now. It's crazy. It's crazy. So just, yeah, yeah. Keep your, yeah. Stay interested in shit that makes you think, makes you work. Use your free time to grow as a person.

Have a good life. Live a fulfilling life. You can actually step out of the machine and be your own enlightened wizard-like person. If you just work at it a little bit. It doesn't take that much. You can do it for free. Do we all forget the lesson of the Matrix? Yeah.

Steal all the shit you need to read to become cultured. Be cultured. It's better and you will not get tricked and you will see the matrix. You will actually step outside of the system and you will see it from the outside like an invisible. You will rage against the machine. Let's go. And on that, everybody. Thank you all.

Weird vaguely Asian like end credits version of my suit for one second with the tiny glasses as I fly. As you fly off right up to the machine. camera and CG version of me flies past that you hang up the the wired corded phone that's talking to that's talking to the audience.

Yeah. I wanted that slide out pop out cell phone so fucking bad as a kid it was unbearable. I wanted the Morpheus glasses. Of course. The ones didn't just stay on.

Yeah, you just snapped to your nose. Yeah. I wanted to try the gruel. Oh, God. Thank you all so much from supporters here at patreon.com. Uh, slash Illuminati pod.

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