Chilluminati Podcast - Midweek Mini - Synthol is Real Now

Episode Date: December 15, 2024

PLEASE IGNORE THE LATE MIDWEEK MINI, NOBODY DEFINITELY FORGOT TO HIT PUBLISH. Minisodes 173 and 174 Star Trek was right with this one thing at least. MERCH - http://www.theyetee.com/collections/chilluminati Special thanks to our sponsors this episode - All you lovely people at Patreon! HTTP://PATREON.COM/CHILLUMINATIPOD Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - http://www.youtube.com/user/superbeardbros Editor - DeanCutty http://www.twitter.com/deancutty

We're planning a heist inspired by a true Canadian story. They think we're invisible. Who better than the invisible man to steal millions of dollars of syrup right out from under their noses. The Sticky, new original series. Watch now on Prime. Hello, everybody, and welcome back to Minnesota 178 for war. I wish any... Actually, you can see, you can see Pat's face. Yeah, you wanna do that. Yeah, you can. Actually, it's $20 a year. Sick, twisted way to open

this fucking episode. I was about to say, I wish you could, but. Welcome. Welcome. Hello. Welcome back, Pat. Were you in the Minnesota last time around? I believe so, but it wasn't on camera. No, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. It still is weird. Don't worry. I would have cleaned up, I would have cleaned up around the place if I'd known there was a video. I found out it was on camera about two seconds before we press we press record on the camera. I feel underdressed now. No, you're better dressed than me. I got holes in my shirt right now. We all coordinated. Jesse missed the memo. Don't even worry about it. Yeah, yeah. We all wore the red, like childlike. My underwear is red. the red. Yeah, yeah. We all wear the red like childlike. My underwear is red. What's what's the name of that fucking brand?

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Did I tell you back in 2005 into the after they announced Daniel Craig as the new bond? There was a website dedicated just to hating on Daniel Craig making him up to be pictures like he's a monkey These were all older women that were in love with Pierce Brosnan that band together to make this site 20 years. This is a thing. This is a thing. It was really bad ladies. I'm going to blow your mind. The Pierce Brosnan wasn't even that good. Yeah, I feel the time to HTML a site like this.

You need another hobby. That's why I'm letting you know some of the cruelest meanest people you will find online are older ladies. I'm letting you know. It's totally true. Okay, another article that we we talked a little bit about off camera, but we're gonna talk about a big time right now. What I want to talk about today, too. I'm very excited. This is more proof that even from quantum scale to all the way to a macro scale. Our universe is continually proving to be not exactly what we think it is. And as the James Webb telescope has been kind of peering out into the space for the past few years, it has recently confirmed that there's something seriously wrong

with our understanding of the universe according to live science. Depending on where we look, the universe is expanding at different rates. Scientists using James Webb's and Hubble telescopes have confirmed that the observation is not down to a measurement error. So yeah, layman's terms, the universe is expanding in different speeds in different areas. Astronomers have used the James Webb and Hubble space telescopes to confirm one of the most troubling conundrums in all physics, that the universe appears to be expanding at bafflingly different speeds depending on where we look. This problem, known as the Hubble tension, has the potential to alter or even upend cosmology

altogether. In 2019, measurements by the Hubble space telescope confirmed the puzzle was real. In 2023, even more precise measurements from the James Webb telescope cemented the discrepancy. Now, a triple check by both telescopes working together appears to have put the possibility of any measurement error to bed for good. The study published February 6th in the Astrophysical Journal Letters suggests that there may be something wrong with our understanding of the universe. Quote, with measurement errors negated, what remains is the real and exciting possibility we have misunderstood the universe. lead study author Adam Rice, professor of physics and

astronomy at John Hopkins University said in the statement. Rice, Saul Perlmuter and Brian B. P. Schmidt won the 2011 Nobel Prize in physics for their 1998 discovery of dark energy, the mysterious force behind the universe's accelerating expansion. Currently, there are two gold standard methods for figuring out the Hubble constant, a value that describes the expansion rate of the universe. The first involves pouring over tiny fluctuations in the cosmic microwave background, an ancient relic of the

universe's first light produced three hundred eighty thousand years after the Big Bang. In between 2009 and 2013, astronomers mapped out this microwave fuzzing using the European Space Agency's Planck satellite to infer a Hubble constant of roughly 46,200 miles per hour per million light years or roughly 67 kilometers per second per megaparsec. So fucking really fucking fast. The second method uses pulsating stars called the feed variables. So feed stars are dying and the outer layers of helium gas grow and shrink as they absorb and release the stars radiation, making them periodically flicker like distant signal lamps. As they get brighter, they pulsate more slowly,

giving astronomers a means to measure their absolute brightness. And by comparing this brightness to their observed brightness, astronomers can change these into a quote unquote cosmic distance ladder to peer ever deeper into the universe's past. With this ladder in place, astronomers can find a precise number for its expansion from how these lights have been stretched out or red shifted. Jesse, so say something. Yeah. What's fascinating about this is the James Webb essentially going back to everything you were talking about the cosmic microwave background radiation like the beginning of the furthest back we can see in time that what we've detected now is like

at some point all the universe was all roughly the same temperature, which is not conducive to galactic formations, right? Like there's no way things clump up if everything's the same temperature. So like, what the hell was that about? Then the pulsing stars that you were talking about, we've detected that the pulsing, we may be reading it totallying, we may be reading it totally wrong and we may be getting hit with different radiation that like, maybe the things we thought were bigger stars are actually smaller stars. We really don't know.

Then they were detecting the fact that like, way back in time, you know, like 300 million years after the Big Bang, there were these very small galaxies that are formed and everyone was like, okay, that makes sense. They're small. They're kind of like just, we're trying to figure out what galaxies are at this point. But then they discovered that roughly the same time, there are several galaxies, the exact like not the exact size, but roughly the same size as the Milky Way, huge galaxies. And they're like, well, how is there both?

Like how does that make any sense? And then apparently the there's different variations in the way that the galaxy is spreading. Right. From the Big Bang. And they're like, it could be that it's like at a certain point, there's an increase in speed. Like, how's that possible? Is it dark matter that's making that like, was there suddenly an influx of dark matter? Where did that come from? They were talking about how everything that we see in the past and the way that everything

speeds in the past, the way it looks, it may be that like long ago, the speed of light was faster than it is now. Like, what does that mean? There's so many things happening. It makes no sense because what the hell do we just find? Yeah. People are freaking out. It's a constant through a vacuum with no resistance.

So how can it be slower if there was never resistance in the first place? Exactly. Like it doesn't make any sense. It makes no sense. And so they're just like, guys, I think. Love that shit. And then what's happening right now is a few papers are finally coming out from all the research they've been doing. And now it's just a bunch of other scientists have to look at those papers and then do their own studies.

And this could be one of those things where they have to go back to the drawing board and like redo physics as we know it. What if like, and this was like not exciting. What if physics is very local to the part of the universe? What if physics is slightly different in different parts of the universe, which would cause maybe some like galaxies to maybe form slower or some faster. And what we know is physics is just where we are. And we also talked about to rewrite the laws of physics and Kate Middleton. Damn, dude. That's all.

We talked about how those two the scientists before the astrophysicists were talking about how we may in fact be inside Like a giant tunnel like a tube. That's a whole other fucked up thing. Yeah Yeah, and so it might be distorting how we see everything, you know, I'd be starting these planets in major us Yeah, it may be distorting everything so we just don't know and I love that because of course when this stuff comes out There's always people who are like so scientists are just guessing and they don't yeah, it's like yeah They sit there and they spend years trying to disprove themselves, that's the whole point and So this is it's just another fascinating thing that because we have two telescopes of two varying degrees of like complexity And they've given us two vastly different bits of information.

It's stressing people out. They're like, what does this mean? We got to fit. And they spent so much time trying to run algorithms to make the information mesh. Yeah. And they just couldn't do it. It reminds me of what we were talking about a couple of months ago, but the people who spent like years trying to disprove quantum mechanics and every time they come out the other end with it just is real.

No matter what they did, it just couldn't offset the actual quantum mechanics. That's what science is. That's exactly what you're supposed to do. Let's try and then when you have no other answers, you must have the truth. Yeah. So let's let's think about practicality. This could potentially create an offshoot of some form of higher physics, potentially down the road, that could lead to exciting findings

that could benefit humanity decades from now. Like maybe this is a tipping point where we get to Star Trek in a couple of centuries. Like, you know, you never know, right? You never know. Sure. This could be this could unlock our ability to do warp drives or something. I'm just throwing it out there never know. Sure. This could be this could unlock our ability to do warp drives or something. This could be I'm just throwing it out there. Rock. Yeah. But if we're looking into like the dev room of the simulation and we're just seeing them play around with physics, you know what I mean?

I want to say if you are trying to figure out like the easiest, almost dumbed down version of this, Dr. Becky on YouTube has a bunch of crisis and cosmology videos where it's going through and explaining in detail, but in a way that, you know, Joe, every guy can understand what is happening here. And it's fascinating because it really is. The more you look at it, the more you're just like, wow, we are, we are at something. We don't know what, but we're at something like there's even talk that the information is saying the universe could be twice as old as we think. That's so fucked up.

That's just so crazy. Which changes everything. Yeah, like because that changes calculations like crazy, because that also would then change the speed at which we're spreading out. And how long things have been around. Exactly. Yeah. Holy fuck. That'd be so cool. Imagine just like knowing to find that out. What? It's cool that we're

discovering this now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish I was in the Star Trek timeline and we were out there exploring that shit. That was that's so fucking cool. But then when you think of Star Trek, I was thinking about this the other day, watching one of Becky's videos

where I was just like, yeah, man, Star Trek, you go out and you like explore the guy and I realize Explore the galaxy soon in Star Trek. They don't understand The galaxy's huge, but it's localized the guy has the gamma quadrant Delta quadrant alpha quadrant, you know, and that's it It's very true. They're going to other galaxy They're like hanging out like Voyager was like we went so far away to yeah to a different quadrant. It's like a Galaxy yeah was like, we went so far away to a different quadrant. It's like the other side of the galaxy.

Yeah. Star Wars is the same way. They stick in the same galaxy. They only recently left. I know. I don't know if it's good, but that's changed. It's not. It's not good. Anyway, I think it's fucking cool. I hope we keep learning more and more new shit with space. Space is like one of my favorite topics.

I just can't wait to see what we learn. Jesse, do you sometimes wish you do? you do wish you'd rather have been born a few hundred years now if we got to start a trick sort of stuff? Oh, we went there if we if like I was guaranteed that's where we were going. Yeah. After the bell riots, I feel like no matter what, I'll rise nice these days. No matter what we say, if we said I wish I was born on like the enterprise. Yeah. Even then, there's still people who'd be like this. I wish I was born a couple hundred enterprise Yeah, even then there's still people who'd be like

The soft which I was born a couple hundred years from now and I can see what that like no matter what no one's ever satisfied With their times a holodeck and they can at least like probably run a couple simulations Well, they they have no no need for food or energy. That's all taken care of so then they just hang out and have fun They are in several galactic wide wars though like you like, you know, hanging out, having fun. But yeah, but the Klingons and Cardassian. I wish I was like 16 and Star Trek just came out on TV. That's where I want to be. So you want to be born in 1950.

So, yeah, yeah, exactly. Like, I want to be or be a kid in like 1989 and watch Next Generation with your parents. That was cool. Yeah, I kind of think I was kind of there for that I got it. Yeah, that's kind of what I would my dad. Yeah, like boy like the movie like we ever Like will we be I mean and what century will there be another event like us like landing and walking on the moon? We're like the entire world Watches ours historically Mars is now we're not gonna care. Oh, I'll the first thing I can. We're not going to care.

A lot of people be like, oh, who cares? We already did it with the moon. Like, we got the Internet. Right. Yeah, you're right. Although although you laugh, the Internet lost its mind when that rover shut down and they were like, it's so sad. Its last message was so sweet. So like their counterpoint.

I'm easily swayed, but I got swayed back the other way. Maybe the first time somebody cracks cat language. Aliens. Whoa. Which if aliens show up, that would be about it. That was a contender. That was actually contender for an article a week or so ago. One of the good uses of AI is they're trying to use it to understand whale, like the noises they make back and forth because they do like whales name their young and

they do like have like something like. I don't want to know what a whale is saying because I know it's going to be disappointed if we can do that and have a weird kind of primitive level conversation with a whale that be Star Trek. So we're like back to Star Trek. Why is it so hard to breathe in the water? I swim through your ship. Yeah, I know. When that dude out on the bus. Osweils love Star Trek for that's my favorite.

That's a weird movie. Yes. Yeah, I know you want to talk about this, too. So did you have anything you brought? Are you? I mean, that was that was the thing I want to talk about the most. I love this. We did wrap it up here. That's fine. We did great. Good job, everybody. Pat yourself on the back. We love you.

Yeah, sure. Thanks for blindside me with a video thing. But that was fine. I guess it's all about shirtless or anything. So it worked out. All right. Yeah. Who looks more like shit, me or you, though? I would never say you look like shit Alex, I love you, I would never say that. Quick question, it's me. What a diplomatic answer. I like that. I never would say it, doesn't mean I'm not thinking it. Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying, you know,

it's all right, we're all gonna be okay, everyone else is. Where did that come from, that response? The kids are gonna be all right. I'm just trying to make you feel better. Why would you say that? I'm just trying to make you feel better. He wanted to make you feel more comfortable. I just want to make you feel more welcome. I feel bad now, because now you like put me in a Come from that the kids are gonna be all right Now cuz now you like put me in a hypothetical where I'm saying you look like shit I I do look like shit It's okay. Oh, you don't you look amazing In secret look more Alex Collection of years worth of amazing artifacts from history of gaming. Alex has what I assume Windex he's drinking. Yeah. I don't know what.

What? That's my special brew. That's my special brew. That's how I prep for the shows. Yeah, that's how I clear my sinuses before I get going. I got my that's what I said when I said my smoothie was here. That's what I was talking about. Yeah.

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Mm hmm. I can now. It's too late. Yeah, I can't call them. Don't write it like the worst part about all of that. It was the sound that you did make the sound that you did end up making. That was just like, hmm. It was not good. Welcome back.

Sound like Bowser's castle door opening. Welcome back to the Minnesota Minnesota one 74 or five. How you doing, boys? I'm doing great. Great. I feel good. I feel elated. Yeah, just classic. I just have like, the most quintessential Minnesota article that you could have right now. I just feel totally like speaking of Mario. I like I just feel like the Smash Bros Mario all round basic mini so article today. Kind of

believable kind of fake kind of in the current headlines kind of paranormal kind of believable kind of fake kind of fake kind of current headlines just right down the middle. It's just it's a perfect thing to talk about for a few minutes. You know what I mean? I just I have a sure. Should I just start building this up? Are we going to show you? I think you should try to take it from here.

Yeah, yeah. You should just go from here. We got an article from Ghana, Krasteva on Metro, and it's Google Maps sleuths think they found a massive door in Antarctica. So, OK, that's the that you know what a Google Maps sleuth is? Is somebody who just looks at Google Maps and thinks they're discovering shit that nobody's seen before. Yeah, when they notice slight changes in Google Maps, they freak out because they think they're hiding something.

Yeah. So the article starts by sort of talking about doing the sort of like college student thing that you do when you started SA and you don't know how to start it. So you just say over history, there have been many instances of whatever, whatever. So that's what they're doing about Antarctica and weird theories here. And they're talking about how Hitler has an ice base that he used to escape to after World War II when everybody thought he faked his death by suicide. Flat earthers use Antarctica as evidence that a wall surrounds the earth. But now we're here now with a Reddit thread that has 2.1 million members, the conspiracy

channel, and we are seeing a glassy rectangular shaped mass, partly buried under layers of the snow, according to the article. Here's the article. I think I know exactly what this is. This is coming to my sphere of like, we're saying it's an underground base camp or a storage facility for seeds in case mankind dies, which I think was in a movie recently. Somebody even said it was that hidden bunker that Hitler was in. But apparently it's only a few hundred meters away from Showa Station, which is in Queen Modland.

It's on East Angle Island. It's a Japanese research base that's always there. Yeah, it's a few hundred meters away from Japan's Showa Station. Yeah, Showa Station., it's a few hundred meters away from Japan's Showa station. So Showa station. So it's a it's a couple hundred meters. It's 60 buildings, living quarters, power plants, sewage treatment, all kinds of stuff.

It's a pretty big base. Guess it could be part of that. Like, but I mean, it just looks so like where Wolverine was in the X-Men when he before he busted out, you know what I mean? It looks so secret Dharma initiative facility from loss kind of vibes. But it's not the first time that Antarctica conspiracies have emerged

according to this article. One time there was another Google Maps situation where everybody thought they found a pyramid in the Antarctic. Do you remember that one? You see that one? Take a look at that. I do remember that, yep.

There was also like NASA images of the Antarctic that had a weird cloud pattern. But those were fake, by the way. Just fake. Yeah, that was wrong. That was literally just not correct. Literally just fake NASA weapons, uh, sonic NASA weapon footage, fake. And like we said earlier, flat earthers use it to prove that the world is flat. I don't even understand how they do that.

Just to say it's an ice wall, kind of like what we're talking about. Is that the vibe? Yeah. There's like, I watched somebody, I think his name, David Weiss, like he was trying to explain how the flat earth works. And I'm like, you just sound dumber because as you explain it, you start contradicting yourself almost instantaneously. Yeah, so I don't know how it works. You don't think there's logic

behind it. You guys see it? What do you think it is? What's the vibe? What do you think? It looks honestly, yeah, it looks fake to me. But if they found it on a page for Google Maps or whatever, it's definitely it's definitely there on Google Maps. I mean, it's just like the image, the blown up image. It looks like someone photoshopped it in. But yeah, yeah, if it's on the if it's on Google Maps and like, all right.

I mean, we there. Does it look like a door to you? A little bit, but hang on, let me go back to this. A part of me that looks like it's a door that maybe just leads to show a base as like an emergency exit or something. If that's what I think it probably could just be. It looks like also it could be like a piece of ice with snow on it. Seriously, I don't know what the I don't know what the temperature is. You know what I mean? I don't know what the temperature is there, but it does kind of feel like

a piece of ice with snow. I feel like I'm seeing artifacting around the edges of like where the actual round part of this building is here. Like on like peeking from under the snow on the snow. You can see almost like a dome that this is like around. Oh, you like, okay, maybe that's why I'm like this could easily be Photoshopped because it's such a low quality picture. I mean, it's not it's not Photoshop. Like it's I mean, if it is Photoshopped, it's Photoshopped into Google Maps. Like it's all got to be part of the research base. It has to be could be a glitch, you know, could be a photo. It could also be a glitch like merging a couple of pictures.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. You guys can go see it. It's on it's on Metro. It says Google Maps loose. Think they found a massive door in Antarctica. That's named the article. You can go look at yourself and tell me what you think. But yeah, yeah, I'm like half it's a door, half it's big ice crystal. But that's what I got.

It's a perfect mini soad article. And you know what? You are correct. It is a nice like encapsulation of a mini soad. I'm going to talk about a little bit about some UFOs, some UAPs out in India. A police officer in India says he was claims to have seen UAPs lingering near one of the country's nuclear power plants on multiple occasions. And according to a local media report,

the revelation came by way of Indian ufologist Sabir Hussein. I don't know who he is. I cannot talk to whether he's like actually like an Avi Loeb or if he's more of like a fucking Corbel or something. But he connected with the witness and convinced him to share a story with the world. The officer Syed Abdul Qadir says that the sightings occurred in August of last year in the community of Kalka, which is home to a fairly sizable nuclear power plant The witness is said to have seen the anomalous object more than ten times and film them twice

Well, this footage from the incident has yet to be made public besides a video still that I I'll link you to in a minute recounting his experiences could hear Indicated that he is quote more than a hundred percent sure what I saw were UFOs after consulting with Hussein about the sightings. That's the officer's reasoning for this conclusion. Sorry, good. It's just funny. Yeah, yeah. Say it's a UFO when the definition of a UFO is like something that I don't know what it is. Yeah, exactly. I'm sure it was something that I have no idea what it was. He goes, his reasoning for this conclusion is that the objects maneuvered in a manner unlike anything he's seen from

a terrestrial aircraft. Quote, the way it stood still the way it made zigzag movements in the speed in which it disappeared. He marveled all were different. The curious case in Calpa, Calpa calm will undoubtedly sounds fit familiar to long. Yeah, yeah, basically UFOs popping over nuclear power plants and stuff is not new if this is true, but I'll send the little link here to the it's just a light in the dark sky like it's not gonna be

Well, I mean I want to see it but I'm yeah like This is just like the same story again You know, yeah, it's a different it's a different guides a different base But like we already know that aliens are like going to bases It's but maybe this article that I'm reading it from and you can see it. Maybe it's better. Maybe it's better than I think. The other cool thing that I grabbed for an article to in case, you know, whatever, is that a British train carriage from 1930 has been found inexplicably buried in Belgium.

OK, that's awesome. That reminds me of the X-Files. This is that archaeologists are preparing for a forthcoming... The archaeologists preparing for a forthcoming construction project in Belgium could not believe their eyes when their excavation unearthed a British train carriage from 1930. Reportedly occurred this last... in this past January and came to light last week. The find is particularly perplexing as the carriage once belonged to the London North Eastern Railway. Though how the nearly century-old carriage wound up buried 200 miles away in a park known as Nordicasteel is a mystery to both the train company and local officials.

And they tried to dig into it, but the minute they started unburying it, it started falling apart. The wood and the metal started falling apart. So they only have like historical records to try and figure out what this was but they suspect that it was abandoned a while ago because they found like Spray like paint markings on it and they think it was maybe being used as storage After it was like kind of repurposed as like a storage unit after it was like abandoned wherever it was abandoned My guess is like a movie shoot or something Illegally,osing of something. I don't know.

Cats are fighting. Cats are fighting. I guess this is why you log into the mini. So you never know what's going to happen. Like the people who get the video right now, they're probably wild. And I mean, they get to see Mathis's background. Lots of old PC games Lots of no Jack is there so like that's pretty crazy. I can see

Starcraft on the left right against the left wall. I do I do see that I see multiple lords I would assume of the rings, but I don't know that's true Possibly alien verse predator. I'm not sure we'll see we'll see more on that later. Oh hey welcome back sorry. Yeah, yeah, my cats are fighting. I'm sure everything's fine. You guys did not talk about anything weird. No Come on. Not us not well, Jesse I'll trust you boys dad of LA no way my mom and dad would never lie. We never lie to you What do you got Jesse? Well, I have two things Both pretty short and sweet and I figured both were interesting enough to share Indian UFO look like nothing by the way. It looks like it Exactly

Another one of those like we have a video but you can't see it. It's such a so put up and shut up or shut up time I'm so sick of this like we have these things we're gonna show you in three months and then in three months They're like by the way, we can't show you. Go fuck yourself. Continue. So right away, if you want to go to boy, I hope it's either Fizz dot org or I guess it's physics, maybe, but it's P. H. Y. S.

Dot org. Not F. I. Z. Z Z dot org. Yes. And they have essentially an article about a really cool thing happening in Sweden at the moment. Apparently, Sweden has something called the AFU, which is the archives for the unexplained, which is the largest, one of the largest collections of paranormal documents books files etc anywhere in the world cool irls files

That's so fucking cool. Yeah, and right now. It's being run by class fun and Anders little jiggering Hopefully I got that variable and they have a pretty big space set up for all this stuff. And they are trying to collect as much as they can and sort of get it all there. So then they can essentially let everyone have a look at it. Right now, just because of, you know, the size of it and everything that they have to

like make sure they have to keep an eye on. Roughly 300 people are granted access each year to look at all this stuff. But the plan is to try and get it online. And that's already started. So you can actually go to AFU.SE and see their website as it is now. I assume that they will have you can. There's a discover our collections area where you can see all the things they have. Oh, yeah

Could be good for some future episodes for us bullies of a bookmark already done UFO report files. Oh, let's go dude, so this is this is really cool stuff and audio and video I'm very impressed. Yeah, wow this is a very they say the Virginia collection finally arrived Cargo of several thousand books on paranormal phenomena, ghosts and number of UFOs arrived. They have you and yeah, they just like our stockpiling stuff. So it all will be in one place. When I eventually retired and walk off into the sunset, I'm actually just going here and going to live there and they can't stop me.

Dude, where is this? So it's not all online yet, but they're trying to get online. But what country is it in again? Sweden. Dude, Sweden, I love going to Sweden. It says that audio visual, they have four thousand audio cassettes, two thousand VHS cassettes, five hundred real to real audio tapes. Listen, if anybody there works there and listens to Illuminati

and you want to have us out, we can like interview you and shit. I'd be the fucking cool. The coolest led us out there, especially in the winter in Sweden to go take me. I'm going to reach out to them. Actually, wait, I have an even better story. One that is most Star Trek shit I've ever heard. And it's hilarious. It's not named what you think, which even makes it more funny. OK.

Back in 2016 This is an article that was originally in the Guardian, but I'm reading from food and wine because that's where I'm at back in 2016 David nut the director of the neuro psychopharmacological Unit in the Imperial College London aka Nambla he He said he was working on something amazing. A synthetic version of alcohol built as having the fun effects of booze without the negative toxins and hangovers.

Fuck off. That's right. Star Trek Synth-a-Hall. Except he's calling it the incredible terrible Alka synth that's Reverse it yeah, he did the Missy Elliott on it At the time he said that he hoped he could replace real booze with Alka synth by 2050 as you know, he's like trying to

research and do different things. But as what happens often with modern science, dude is beating his own time. He is saying based on the amount of investors and people, you know, trying to help him, it could be done in as soon as five years. That just seems stupid. Crazy. I'm glad to see it existing, but it's like, you know, the thing people always say about LASIK where it's like, you don't know, like if in 10 years your eyes are going to just

like crust over and fall out or whatever. Like, I mean, but we have some studies. We have enough like, I mean, absolutely. We have enough information now that we know that's not gonna happen at least in 10 years But like I'm not right. Yeah, I'm not talking about that. I just mean like Right right right right like we don't truly know culture. Yeah, yeah, Paul's been part of human culture So think about that Things that we didn't know we just like I would say if it has none of the toxins and none of the side effects

People will buy in. But just like Star Trek, there's gonna be dudes who are like, it's not as good as the real thing. Like what is it? And so real booze will become its own type of thing. And so, you know, I would imagine if it's real and not just gonna kill us, it would probably fall in the same category as like impossible meat, you know? I think I'm starting to find out what type

of guy I'm going to be in the future. And it's obnoxious is the answer. Well, is it real? I'm sorry. But is it real? I would admit fashion, but is it really old fashioned? Drink booze that made me just feel like, Hey, I'm happy and I'm having a good time rather than like be sick the next day, especially as I get older. Dude, it's taking less and less alcohol to make me more and more sick. And honestly, I don't like it. It's the same exact argument for like, like vegan, like vegetarian meat, right? Yeah.

But if vegan vegetarian food tasted good and I could eat it as frequently as like does this taste good Yeah, sometimes I'm about to synth alcohol synthical what I mean, here's the thing the Alka synth I imagine if you make like vodka out of it. Certainly is it would taste just the same vodka I wonder if it could be used as a future tool to help people like get over alcoholism. Like is it still corn and potatoes and stuff? Like what do we... Great question. I have no clue. That's the thing that's weird about it to me. I don't trust you, Synth... Alka-Synth. What's the real one now? Now I'm all messed up.

It's Alka-Synth. Actually he wants to change the name to something. And I've forgotten what it is, but it's, it's not good sounding either. Should be called hooch. Basically he says the reason why he's doing this is because he says, and this is a do in England, so I kind of get the vibe of him being like, cause drinking culture is huge in the UK. So I get, he says that, um, uh, he presented data at Lancet showing that booze is more harmful to society than heroin or crack. Well, that's gotta be true.

But he says he's no pro, uh, prohibitionist because he just, you know, has a small, he has a drink before bed every night. He just wants like people to be healthier. And so I get it. Like, you know, if it turns out to be awesome, awesome. Will it? I have no clue. Do we never get a step into it could be a breakthrough in a first step into something that will eventually become sure, you know, delicious from other companies investing and making their own. If you get over from it.

No, that's the point. No, this is you're going to have the. They've got to give you the same feeling of being drunk without the poison aspect of it, basically. Yeah, one. Basically, he says he wants to see the joys of alcohol without the hangover as a pretty powerful reason to partake, even if it's not. So he's just like going into the fact that he just wants to make it a little bit better of an experience. Same effect. Like you're drunk, but you're not going to be sick afterwards.

I need to taste this immediately. As soon as 2000 people have had this and don't die from it, I want to taste it. You got to make sure it first doesn't kill you. I just want to be the first, but I want to taste it. You know, he says, we think once we're approved and on the market, we're going to see an amazing, wonderful explosion of creativity. The drinks industry employees, some really creative people. Yeah, because they want to try new tests and flavors. There's nothing here that says what it would taste like,

which maybe that means it's just as a compound. The alcohol would be like a, you know, like you could, there's alcohol in vodka and in gin and in whiskey, but they all taste different. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. Maybe it's a chemical compound version of it. It's just weird to be out.

That'd be my guess. They have to do, they have to be just like on a molecular level of like creating something similar that doesn't do the same thing. Something about like, something about like good news. We found a perfect replacement for something that's real with no downsides. Just sounds like the beginning of a zombie. I don't know.

Nothing. Nothing will go wrong. It will just be beneficial to society against it. I mean, I think it's a benefit. You still be drunk. I don't think it's beneficial. You just won't be sick afterwards. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Because it won't have the toxins, but it'll still have the same effect.

So you still you can still be a happy drunker, a sad drunk, or you still probably drunk drive and do like that would be terrible. Yeah, true. But you just wouldn't be like it wouldn't toxin your body, which is you did to it still. I imagine if you're addicted to the feeling of it, plus, I mean, I mean, you're actually it's a good point. If you have no negative side effects, could you drink too much? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Like, I don't think your blood still. And yeah, I don't know. I don't know how dependency works with alcohol. I'm letting you know that the Guardian and Food and Wine do not ask if what happens if you drink too much. That's funny. We'll learn through test subjects. All right. Yeah, I still want to try it.

Look, so do I. That's why I thought it was interesting. I was like, we're full on Star Trek. I love this. Yeah, we're there. We're almost at me drinking synthahol on the holodeck. Guys, I just I need to live long enough I just give me one robot girlfriend and

holodeck and synthahall and like I Would be fine being like bye. You know what I lived a great life. I'm out peace Maybe you just see no can do but for Yeah, that's too much. Yeah, it's too much work. Can do, but we the bet we can do we can do cyberpunk instead. You know, you know what? I'll take I would take cyber. Braindance your braindance. I would braindance day and night.

I would be like, I forego my fleshy. But I don't know those weird cyber cults in there. Yeah. I plug me into the TV. Let's go, man. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to come on the TV and be Jesse on the TV. It's like, hello. Yeah. Yeah. You want to come on the TV and be Jesse on the TV? It's like hello. Hello. He sees Max. Suicide squad. Yeah. Ox headroom.

Ox headroom. All right. All right. Goodbye. No, no, we're going. Goodbye. Thank you so much for supporting. Richard vagina. I'm a high priest. Bye, everybody. We'll see you next week. That's just my name.