Chilluminati Podcast - Midweek Mini: The UAP Hellfire Missile Leak

Episode Date: December 31, 2025

This Minisode was originally uploaded with Episode 315: Jack Parsons ft. Kurt Maloney - some of the topics discussed might be outdated. Subscribe to our Patreon to listen and watch the Minisodes as they release every week! http://patreon.com/CHILLUMINATIPOD Mike Martin - http://www.youtube.com/@themoleculemindset Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - https://www.youtube.com/@StarWarsOldCanonBookClub/ Editor: DeanCutty Producer: Hilde @ https://bsky.app/profile/heksen.bsky.social Show Art: Studio Melectro @ http://www.instagram.com/studio_melectro Logo Design: Shawn JPB @ https://twitter.com/JetpackBraggin REFERENCES: ALEX: https://www.californiacuriosities.com/devils-gate/ JESSE: https://www.newsweek.com/russia-radio-uvb-76-doomsday-2126959 MATHAS: https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/congressman-shows-video-military-ufo-hearing/story?id=125413475

Notice, notice, this midweek mini was recorded several months ago and may not be up to date with current events. For fresh minisode uploads with every episode, head to patreon.com slash Chaluminati pod. Hello everybody. Welcome back, my little children, to minisote, 242. Very great to see you, you too. What if we did, never do this again? You've said that so many times.

I feel like our fandom would. I just really want to. get it through like maybe it's weird. It's probably so many people's favorite part of the whole show. I know, but they're also weird. Oh, they probably love it. The weirdest even. Some say our weirdest

fans. Yeah. Well, you know, that's all right because you know what? We're weird here too. And so too. I am a straight shooter, buddy. So weird today too was our episode on Jack Parsons aka the Kurt Maloney guest episode. Kurt had to go

go do Hollywood business things. But we had a great episode and I promised everybody that I would do a little bit on devil's gate in Pasadena which is a dam so I'm going to actually start off today by reading a bit from California curiosities.com about devil's gate because it kind of reads like a kind of like well written R slash no sleep story and it's kind of good that was interesting it's called devil's gate Pasadena's personal portal to hell one two three oak grove drive Pasadena California 91011 if you have dreamed of checking, descend into the fiery depths of hell, but really it's Pasadena

off your bucket list. SoCal has a devilishly delightful surprise in this door for you. Get ready for the notorious Devil's Gate, affectionately known as one of lives bonafide portals to hell. Nessled amid this fittingly named Devil's Gate Dam, a sprawling concrete colossus beneath the 210 freeway in Los Angeles, the only barriers that stand between you in a raucous rendezvous with Satan and his entourage are some dubious trails, slippery rocks, muddy slopes, and a smattering of broken bottles. Also, forget about trying to rely on GPS to navigate your way into this infernal adventure. Satellite directions are about as trustworthy as a used car salesman

telling you that the check engine light just means the car is extra excited to come home with you. Get ready to freestyle your way through this journey to purgatory where even the underworld itself isn't quite sure of its own GPS coordinates. The pilgrimage, and this is a followable instructions, by the way, listeners. The pilgrimage kicks off at Haha Manga Park, a charming piece of land, straddling the border of the L.A. Mountain Town, La Cagnada Flint Ridge, no affiliation with our friends to the north in Canada. This park stands out for its unique blend of the base of the mountain nature and urban decay with expansive concrete dam looming large beside the perpetually

bustling highway. It's like Mother Nature decided to experiment with. concrete and then got bored halfway through, leaving us with this quirky masterpiece. Now, it's time to pick on the empty dam itself, a bona fide centerpiece of the hike. Why are we ragging on the dam? Because let's face it, dams don't really have feelings. They're more like concrete divas silently judging our hiking gear and snack choices. Is there anything more epic in scope, yet strangely awkward and intimidating than gazing at the immense vacant vessel of an abandoned dam?

staring into this architectural madness of twisted staircases in sterile cream-colored cement one can only conjure images of the better days when water flowed through the dam like gravy at a Thanksgiving dinner alas those days are but a distant memory

the dam now lies dormant a dry and desolate relic of its former self however fear not as it serves as an important compass of sorts guiding you towards the portals of hell because every good journey to the underworld needs a sturdy landmark and what better than a dam that has seen better and wetter days.

But damn, the dam! Let's cut through the concrete and get down to business here. Park the car and embark on the freeway frolic. That's the easy part. Soon, you'll stumble upon a snazzy bridge, providing surprisingly splendid views of the valleys around. Now, onward past the bridge, and voila, there's a tunnel on the right. Don't be fooled by the pre-ridge tunnel.

It's a trap. Glide beneath the highway like a secret agent on a mission. continue the descent until you encounter those creepy wood and what-nots you'll recognize them by their inherent creepiness take a right turn leading you to a creek nestled in the woods brace yourself for the untamed path using path very liberally here with the noble goal of finding any space between the bridge just forge ahead embracing the chaos even if it means playing a botanical game of bumper cars with the bushes and here you are standing at the precipice of the so-called portal to hell pasadena the unsuspecting gateway who'd have thunk it as you inch closer towards eternal damnation graffiti not the devil himself extends a hearty welcome but where that where's the horn chap the fiery ambiance and the pitchfork theatrics is he off somewhere poaching unsuspecting teenagers indulging in morally ambiguous cinematic endeavors or perhaps he's sipping tea and munching on a burger with his cenobite pals at one of

soCal's hotspots maybe he's even air being the place for the weekend we demand answers ah but look up finally something thematically tying this devilish escapade together the large rock above the tunnel is said to resemble Satan's profile you be the judge i don't know now hell or not devil's gate isn't your go-to spot for a picturesque sunday picnic or romantic date night is more like a nightmarish underpass street out of every 80s action movie set in new york city and i have expected a gang of punkers to roll in demanding my walkman in a bus fare love the time the tunnel itself stretches back a solid 100 feet or so if you're feeling you're adventurous, hold your nose and plunge right in. Satan or Mac tonight. I don't know, but it's time to enter. What's the true essence of hell upon arrival? Pure darkness awaits and the graffiti covered walls, which would make the Cabrini Green projects from Candyman proud, serve as the welcoming committee. It's like walking into a modern art exhibit, but instead of abstract paintings, you get messages that range from poetic to who let their six-year-old loose with a spray can. Just let the flashlight guide your every step and pray the entrance doesn't close on you.

And once you reach the end of the line, slightly disappointed that hell feels more like a DIY punk venue than an infernal palace, you can scurry back to the world of mere mortals with a new lease on life. Who knew hell? Could be so meh. And that, my friend, is the devil's gate dam and what it's actually like to go there. And I can tell you that I know because I've been there, too. Did you take me there? Is that one of the places we did go or no? I may be pointed it to you, but it would not be a place that I would say you could do without putting your crocs into sport mode.

Okay, fair enough. Yeah, it's a bit of a huff. Yeah, yeah, fair enough. I want to go last. Okay. Easy. Then I will take us into another quick, fun little jaunt into the mysterious world of weird signals and transmissions. So, hey, I think we've talked about this before, but the infamous buzzer that's in the heart of Russia.

this UVB 76 radio wave like shortwave radio station I do remember I think we've mentioned it a couple times yeah it's been broadcasting signals from somewhere in Russia for the last several decades and I guess a lot of people think it's some sort of doomsday warning thing some people think it has to do with like

if it ever shuts down then nukes will auto launch or some nonsense who know it's like a mystery thing. It's just random sound comes out of it. It has weird disjointed broadcasts and, you know, it's just earned this place of mystery and intrigue

among radio enthusiasts across the world. Sounds like hums and buzzes have been detected. Sometimes there will be clips of cartoon characters or weird disjointed sentences, synthetic voices,

and random words and phrases and numbers and all sorts of things have been detected from this thing. No one quite knows what it is or what it's about. I would imagine it's some sort of Soviet era still being used like Russian communications device for spies or whatever. Some kind of number station.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, it recently came back to life. On Monday, it began transmitting two cryptic voice messages consisting of the code words Zitti or N-Z-H-T-I and then

Hotel. Z-D? Z-D? Z-D-H-T-I-N-H-T-I and then Hotel. It also broadcast the string of numbers. 38-965-78-58-88-37. The article speculates those could be coordinates, but there is no 965 coordinate. There's no coordinate 965. It just does it. That's not a... So maybe if it's like 38 point, 965 maybe that's a thing I don't know but 965 is not a

coordinate so I don't know what that could be but it could be coded messages it could be nothing right it's just a radio station we have no clue it could just be something that has like one purpose and like it's a rare purpose maybe maybe indeed yeah we we genuinely don't know

but uh others you know getting activated by the UAP to yeah like a mentoring candidate kind of thing yeah um many people are saying that Maybe this is UFO-based. One person said it's mind control, which is 100% not it.

But in the past, the big rumor was that it was said to belong to the Chernobyl nuclear reactor plant. But that doesn't seem likely. Again, no one has any information. No one knows anything. But for the first time in a while, it turned back on on Monday. And everyone was like, so whatever that means, I guess we'll never know. but um it is a weird mystery and it does exist it is for real no one just has an answers to it and now it's running again hmm that is weird i'm curious if it'll like randomly shut off again or

something it's it's it's turned on shut off that's why the theory that if it shuts down it like it's going to automatically launch nukes is bogus doesn't yeah it makes no sense because it's shut down in the past it's just been turned off and then we'll eventually turn back on and broadcast something new and weird and then shut off i mean it literally could just be a person doing it for funzies you know what i mean there's no evidence this is connected to anything but it might be we just don't know well to wrap us out of here boys uh something a little bit more substantive just because it's a little exciting and it's of yesterday uh as of yesterday september 9th 2025 is when it happened there's another uap hearing uh an actual hearing where they had to like

testify under oath and all that stuff math is messaged us immediately yeah we're talking about Guperman? Do you, how long, do you, that video, I wasn't watching it live, but the moment the video was out, I had it tweeted at me, message at me, emailed to me. So I was like, I'm passing this shit along immediately. But basically what, what they did was they had a hearing. They had a bunch of witnesses testify, including the following people. Jeffrey Nukatelli, who is a U.S. Air Force veteran, Dylan Borland, another U.S.

Air Force veteran, Chief Alexandra Wiggins, which I love the last name, he's a U.S. Navy Senior Chief Pettie officers. Chief Wiggins, come on. He is a U.S. Navy Senior Chief Petty Officer who testified in his personal capacity there. George Knapp actually testified and Joe Spielberger, who's a senior policy council for the Project on Government Oversight. And definitely not a famous director. Exactly.

Definitely not. He is working on it. You know, he's working on the Tick Tech, a movie on the Tick Tech incident right now. I'm not him. I'm just observing. I'm just observing. I'm Joel Spielberger. Yeah, yeah.

But during all of this, a video was shown that had been leaked by somebody on the, within the, I think the Air Force, I'd have to double check, that wanted to keep their identity private because there is no protections on whistleblowers yet every time some things come up. The UAPDA particularly has gone up for a vote twice and been shot down twice in the house. And basically what we have is very, very similar to the 27th, the leak in 2017, the Tick-Tac. video that dropped, that kind of changed the way people, I think, in the public, at least

have a better understanding of UFOs. It looks just like that. And what it is is a G, let me get like open it again, but I sent you boys the video if you want to open it again. Here it is, yep. The black and white footage dated October 24, 24, depicts an engagement off the coast of Yemen involving an MQ9 Reaper drone. In the video, the drone targets an orb-like object is given the green light and fires a hellfire missile at it. The missile appears to strike whatever the UAP is, yet the UAP object maintains, remains, and maintains its current trajectory. And supposedly the pieces that we see fly off,

according to the whistleblower, are pieces of the missile, the missile, like, you know, shredding off, and not being able to, like, pierce or puncture, yeah. And then being pulled away. And what's great about this video compared to the 2017 TikTok, video is we have a really long piece of footage and the zoomed like we have the zoomed in version and the more zoomed out version where we get a look at the ocean and we have two trajectories where we can track it uh i think the video i sent you boys shows both of those trajectories uh if you need

me to resend you the link i can do that because it was way up here i seen it i seen here i'll resend it just in case this thing was on ign by the way this was everywhere this was like a huge deal. Yeah, yeah. And for those people, and I'm going to say right now, oh, they're doing this distract us. No, it doesn't make any sense. The shit never fucking distracts us from anything. But the video is just, again, Reaper drone footage of this thing. And as the missile comes in from like the top left of the screen, before it, you see this thing turn and almost like put its butt end in that direction without losing speed. So like, if it's aerodynamic, as it's turn, it. and running against the flat side of itself

because it looks like a tic-tac, it would be... Yeah, no resistance. No resistance, right. There's no, there's no resistance, and it just keeps going. And I think this is the best, quote-unquote, official footage,

much like the 2017 footage, there's been no comment from the Pentagon on this. You can actually see the Hellfire missile adjust course, because that's what missiles do. It's not a dummy missile, it's a guided missile. And Justice is about to come into contact

with it, adjust course to, like, make sure it hits it. And then it goes flying off. And, yeah, I mean, that's really all there is, too. The vid, like, there's, again, the Pentagon has not confirmed or denied, you know, the usual, like, response. And, uh, honestly, shit's being very chaotic the past couple days in general. But this is so fucking weird.

And yet, you're right, Alex, in that, like, as it after gets hit, it almost looks like it's like, loop, loop, loop, like, yeah, Guperman forming in a weird way. Straight up Gemberman vibes. Yeah, Guperman vibes is a very, like, I like that description. But yeah, I'm curious, boys, what your thought is on this? This is like, I think this is the best official footage, if it is official, that has been released. Like, if it ends up being, you know, acknowledged by the Pentagon, but the Pentagon waited two years to acknowledge the 2017 footage. Stuff happens in this that is like money shot type stuff.

It's still not the thing that I want, which is like a flying saucer to come down in the Hollywood Bowl. Right, of course. It's definitely a step up from like a metal sphere that just, like, like goes by and could totally be CG. One of my buddies, my buddy, the Marine buddy, I talk about all time Jeremy, he messaged me about this and he's like, have you seen this? This is insane. Like, hellfire

missile hit it. If it hit it, it should have gone down. It shouldn't keep going like that. And I was like, yeah, I don't know. Dude, it's fucking crazy. You know, it's fucking weird. Yeah, I mean, if anything, this goes to, you know, I'm not going to even claim to know what it is, but it goes to

the thought process behind why they would be like we're not talking about it and we're never going to talk about it and the idea of when they can't do anything to it yeah when people have the conversation like well they know what's happening why aren't they telling us I think because even if it's an alien we can do nothing if it's another country we look weak it like there is no good version of explaining it to the public without like a panic ensuing so absolutely understand why they would not talk about it If this is another country, too, which is interesting if it is, like, then they've won.

If they have tech that can just shrug off hellfire missiles and just be like, whatever, then we definitely lost. Let's just hope it's not the people's army. Let's just hope it's not the people's army. Let's just hope it's not the people's army. But like you said, I do think it's like that, Jesse, I agree with you. I think that's the reason. It's not about anything more than control of the narrative.

And if they can't do anything about it, why would they tip their hand to tell anybody? I mean, this is one of those things where you, You often think like, okay, if they knew a giant meteor was coming to Earth. Yeah, no way. They'd tell us the week before. They wouldn't tell us when they definitely knew which would be a year out or longer. You know what I mean? Like they wouldn't say that because that would be insane.

Same thing here. I feel like just a lot of government is about keeping stuff from people in order to manage society rather than. They're just trying to hold on the power. They're just trying to hold on a power. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. you want to know something is this could be completely coincidental as well this is october of 2024 november 13th 2024 the new jersey drone started where is this where is this is this is this is off the coast of yemen okay so it's not near new jersey yeah but i'm not saying and i'm

saying this is anything to do with it but it's fascinating that a month later so this is so this is so this is november of 2024 no october 2024 and a few months ago a yemeni coffee place According to the independent, this, in the whistleblower, this is October 30th of 2024. So the day before Halloween, already suspect, a cult holiday. I'm not going to go with that at all. Now you're starting to sound like Santel. And, you know, a Yemeni coffee place appeared in my neighborhood, and it's good.

It's delicious. So maybe that had something to do with it. Chaos magic. I mean, I just look at this. This is just like, I'm like, okay. Like, you're like, Jesse said, like, I'm not here to say what it is, but clear it's something. And it's something that.

we don't know how to we can't stop how do you like yeah what do you do the thing just kept going and was like okay like yeah whatever what do you straight up the hammer of baravia dude we're fuck we've got to be careful if there's a hammer baravia then superman better show the fuck up man i don't want to fight the hammer bravia with my fists yeah i'm ready i'm ready to go uh it's fucking weird to me it's just an it's more in the where i definitely just like there's something fucking it's amazing how good of footage it is for such a uh we've seen it all before reaction, but we kind of have. But this is like, this is good, though, because the 2017 footage, which they didn't have,

there's something else in the footage with it coming in, interacting with it, and like all the other footage is just that thing, and it's just traveling. So it's still, people were still like, could have been a bird. It could have been parallaxing. This one, not only are we tracking it, but we fucking hit it with something. So there's an undeniable interaction on video, not just it over the water, where people could be like, well, it could be parallaxing and what, what not. No, no. We actually, this is just it being interacted with. And I can't imagine what fucking high-deaf footage they have of this shit that they have on these drones. The actual cameras on there. We did with the Chinese balloon. Like, you know, like, I'm so

curious what this thing looks like out of heat vision. Uh, fucking fascinating. Keep your eyes on this stuff, dudes. Like, this is insane. Everybody listening. Yeah. This is all happening. Like, it's still happening in the background. These things aren't going away. If anything, when, like, worldly tensions grise, these things are. seen more it's it's very bizarre hopefully they're not just the latest attack craft from another country that would suck so much what would you prefer it to be not human or it to be a country an opposing country opposing country depending on the country is so scary firing missiles at it dude so like it can't be a good country if we're fucking firing there's no there's no good answer yeah

there's no good answer here either it's an alien which we cannot stop and that is like oh that's an existential threat to us or it's a another country existential threat like there's no yeah yeah we're doing all right america about are those big boats that china made that land troops right on the shore like a bridge from any ocean and i just you know oh yeah yeah i just am like boy oh boy the age to make fun things man and like live a fun life i don't yeah no that's done dude sorry i know But honestly, a part of me is like, all right. All right.

Sounds getting real low there, part. Yeah, yeah. Either way, dude, this is fucking crazy footage. I think it's utterly fascinating. I'll be curious if we ever get any debunk explanations. If we do, we'll update you here, like, and we'll talk about it because I'm going to be following the shit. Yeah, that's it.

I'm just glad to share this footage, everybody. Thank you guys. That's a bazinga for me. It's a bozinga and a bizingo. And a boingo, orange boingo. sold only at one taco truck in L.A. somewhere. Orange Boeing is some good shit. I don't know how it stacks up against

Orange Bang, but shot to the boy. None of us was brave enough to try it. We'll see you guys later. Thank you guys so much. We appreciate you. We love you. Bye. Bye.