Chilluminati Podcast - Midweek Minisode - Breaking Down the NASA Presentation

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

On this weeks Midweek Mini, Jesse, Mike and Alex are joined by Crendor as they break down the NASA presentation! And thanks to everyone at Patreon for making Minisodes Possible! (Minisodes 134 and 135 on Patreon) MERCH - http://www.theyetee.com/collections/chilluminati Special thanks to our sponsors this episode - All the lovely people at Patreon! HTTP://PATREON.COM/CHILLUMINATIPOD Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - http://www.youtube.com/user/superbeardbros Editor - DeanCutty http://www.twitter.com/deancutty Art Commissioned by - http://www.mollyheadycarroll.com

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Oopsie doopsie. Oops. Oopsie doopsie. Don't like it. This is not a fan. I don't like it either. A little ASMR for you guys? Oh, well, oh, hey, Cranedor's here.

Hey, how's it going? Dude, I listen't like it either. Well ASMR for you guys. Well. Oh hey Crane doors here Hey, how's it going dude? I listen to ASMR every night You don't listen to that. No, it's ting ting ASMR I'm sorry. What is ting ting ASMR? Yeah, you can look it up on YouTube ting ting. I will not I'd rather You describe it. Is it like eating or like sure that we're just her name. Oh Is it like eating or like just her name? Oh, is it the girl? Oh, okay. Today we're going to make pancakes. That's fairy char. The fairy char ting ting ASMR. She has a lot of ASMRs. Like what does she got?

She's got two points. I just don't want to see cause then I know I'll be embarrassed for you. 2.3 million subscribers. She's doing better than all of us combined. No, I get it. But like goddess bodied Yeah, but like, you know, well, here's the thing. She's got three as ASMRs that I only listen I always don't listen like any of her new things There's three that I listen to and they're like an hour and 20 minutes long because I want to be what is it? It's just her doing like sounds to help you fall asleep. What is it like those weird ones? It's like It's just her doing like sounds to help you fall asleep. Like what's, is it like those weird ones?

It's like, no, she doesn't do any like mouth sounds. Like those creepy ones? That sucks, dude. No, she does like, she does like a, or she'll like scratch like a thing. It's just like, I'm here for it. Yeah. I love like, scratches and all that. I love those.

It's like white noise. So you have your little sequence every night that you like programmed into yourself That makes you sleepy basically Mars too short I'm like what if I don't fall asleep in time and it ends and then I can't and I thought and I'm like Oh, I can't you know, but if it's like an hour I'm like dude, I got like an hour this then you're just laying and boom you're gone You know how I know I'm old my ASMR is the news You're like my parents I turn on the news that I go to bed and then if the TV turns off my dad

I'll just be like is the weather on I'm like I literally can just check my app and tell you though And he's like yeah, but is the weather? I'd like to see I love the soundtrack. It is here Ron Johnson. Tell I'll talk about the news today Speaking of the news Welcome to the mini set everybody. Obviously I think we all know what I'm gonna be talking about so I'm gonna hand it off to everybody else first before I talk about, today was a big day for the UFO world,

the UAP world, because of NASA, but I'll leave it at that for now. How big was it really? It was, okay. It was an app announcement, let's be real. It was pretty big and a lot of the stuff that we were told is very useful, in my opinion. I'm going to go over it now.

You want me to start at the top, and we'll just get through it. I'm going to go over a summary. Yeah. I was satisfied with the Go Fest. I was satisfied with this. I can't wait to be disappointed. I'm very excited. The UAP report is still this summer.

This wasn't that. This is an impromptu presentation that NASA wanted to put out and do a two-hour presentation of. So that is still this summer. This wasn't that. This is an kind of impromptu presentation that NASA wanted to put out and do a two-hour presentation of. So that's what this is. This is the NASA's UAP Task Force Conference. So the full report is still planned for this summer. Their NASA and AARO updated UAP information now includes more than just UAP coming from the sky. Now it also includes USOs. So UAPs also mean things that come out of the water. USO means unidentified submerged object. So they've extended expanded the UAP to crazy when the USO show hits the troops. Remember we saw

we saw the USO show it dropped into the water and you think that's what they made every time I go to the airport and they're like the USO tournament. You think that's what that's for? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's for aliens, dude. It's just the ghost of Bob Hope rising out of the ocean to entertain the truth. Swinging a golf club. One of the things that I really enjoy that they made very public is that they the scientists and professionals working on this have been getting harassment, they said, openly from other academics in the science community, and even kind of alluded that the

government has been trying to hold them back as well. At NASA, the government's trying to hold NASA back? They alluded that the government was also Kirkpatrick specifically, the man who's AARO. We talked about this previously, but Kirkpatrick is not getting the, he's supposed to be able to get whatever he wants out of the intelligence community. They aren't doing it. And he had mentioned that in the, in the congressional hearing last month as well. And they're more saying now beyond that, we also have like the scientific

community is just, you know, making light of their shit. They are still studying unclassified data specifically so they can communicate their findings to the public in the summer. Uh, the origins of they said for right now origins of a lot of the UAP sightings are still very unclear to them. And one of their goals is to reduce the stigma around the topic in academic and scientific communities so that people can fucking like start studying this a little more openly and less with people saying this is dumb. Anomalous UAP cases of all the ones that are reported of over of around 800 cases they've looked at take they're about two to five percent of those 800 cases are considered anomalous and more details are going to be discussed in the report

in August that are going to be released what they consider invaluable unreliable footage or evidence is they specifically said iPhone footage is generally considered unreliable due to the poor camera qualities, which can blur objects, obvious objects like planes and satellites, making them appear unknown. And this may also be their inability to capture high speed objects facefully. But that part is kind of like interpretation. We're not entirely sure because they didn't go into full details, but they're confirming what I believe that most UFO footage is not using. Yeah, they're not using iPhone footage as part of, they don't even look at it. They don't even look at it and bother to look at it. Okay. Uh, they are planning.

NASA is currently planning on to build a UAP reporting app that you can download on your phone, which is fascinating. And that that's going to be like, if there's a siding, like literally, if there's a siding and like 100 pieces of iPhone footage come in from one sighting and it's all from different angles. Yeah. All report it from different angles. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

That's the vibes. Yeah. That is really cool. I can't wait till someone actively tries to cheat that thing and get a bunch of people to report it. There's also gonna be people that are just like, here's a picture of my dick. I saw a mysterious object. You know that's gonna happen. My UA penis, if you know picture of my dick. I saw a mysterious object.

You know that's going to happen. My UA penis, if you know what I'm saying. UA beep beep, bro. Oh, god. So I'm excited for the app. What else they say is they don't find eyewitness sightings in mobile phone footage to be credible enough by itself, but require more scientific data along with it

to warrant further investigations into those sightings. So basically they're like, they're kind of taking a wait and see approach when people report UAPs and stuff, which I think this early on, especially is totally makes sense. They're not, they don't have a huge team. You can't go after everything. Now they also announced that the UK government is now actively involved in UFO and UAP study. Metallic orbs, as we've been seeing in the past few weeks, are the UFOs most commonly seen all over the world by arrow, and they make quote, very interesting apparent maneuvers unquote, which I guess means intelligent moving. Like we saw in that orb that was kind of moving around

buildings that we saw in the Middle East, I think three weeks ago. You remember what I'm talking about? Yeah. The top down one from the military that was released by the government. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little ball boys. So the fact that they're saying they're making like, yeah, little ball boys. Exactly.

Ball bearing boys. They're making very interesting apparent maneuvers. And important is that they claim that they've debunked the go-fast footage and concluded that whatever the object is, it's moving around 40 miles an hour. And the reason it's put into deep, like it's not really agreed if it's debunked is because Kirkpatrick, the head of AARO, disagrees with some of their conclusions and doesn't agree that it has been completely debunked yet. What that means in detail, we don't know. Maybe they will learn about that in August. So it's apparently still up for debate as to what the go fast footage is.

Some people like a lot of people are saying like no evidence has been no evidence has been repeated, but then in terms of extraterrestrials, but the NASA panel were a bit less adamant about it when asked about it. Various members But the NASA panel were a bit less adamant about it when asked about it. Various members of the NASA panel said they were committed to answering the quote, are we alone in the universe question? It's something they're always working on,

but it's a slow process. They also said once they know, it'll be public info. They didn't rule out extraterrestrial origins for the UAPs at all, but they currently have no physical evidence beyond like the video, but like tangible evidence that it's extraterrestrial. But it's still a high, it's a in the works hypothesis within this group. It is actively being looked at and taken into consideration. And that's kind of like the long and short of the two and

a half ish hour NASA presentation, which while it's not like here are aliens, it's way more valuable and just to know how they're looking at things, know what they're taking into account. And the fact that they're being open, that they're getting pushback from the government and all these other things. Yeah, I appreciate the extra transparency.

Yeah, exactly. I appreciate that the debunking they're doing. Yep. The fact that they're like, there's more to this than fucking dudes with iPhones that like smoked one joint and then saw some shit in the air. Yep. Uh, you know, the, I saw something recently about like a couple other of the big like

triangle ones getting disproven, you know? Oh yeah. The one that we talked about last week, the one that I'm mad about because, uh, what's his fuck? A Corbel put it out and when it was very clearly proven to be flares, he was just like, oh, yeah the one that we talked about last week the one that I'm mad about because What's his fuck Corbel put it out and when it was very clearly proven to be flares. He was just like, I don't know man I don't know. That's a good point, but we'll talk about that more later. Maybe we'll put a pin in this. Yeah Oh, yeah, yeah, they're talking about it. They're gonna be talking about it They're new episode fucking liar mention again Like but the thing is like he's also been instrumental in getting the other footage out

That was important like the gimbal shit and that's the very nature of the problem right there. That's the same quandary that we've been in this whole time. Yep, exactly. So, but with NASA, like I'm very excited to see, I'm very excited for this app. Hope maybe it'll be launched alongside like the public report. I hope it's not just like a fucking mess, poop hole, like shitty little nothing. Yeah, but the fact that they're like, and if we find anything, we're just gonna go public with it might be why the people in the government

are pushing back on them, because they don't want whatever it is. Like if they can't even get the fucking health insurance website to work, I don't know what the fuck. Well, it's NASA, not the government putting it together. Sure. So we can hope.

I know NASA is funded in part by the government, but also like, we'll see. So that's it, that's all. I'm gonna leave it there, We'll see. I was, I thought it was a very, very information, like informative, and it makes me more excited for August when the public report dropped. So that's all I got voice. You got Jesse. Well, I have been, you know,

like usual watching the news. It's a thing I do. It's falsely. Yeah. Our, uh, our country has always been wacky. That's true. But one of the wackiest moments and something I don't think a lot of people realize, but I absolutely love. And since we are doing a historical thing here, uh, some Snowy and magazine has an incredible article that I'm just going to like take you on an adventure real quick. So excellent Let's say back in the 1800s. I'm trying to think of the exact date in fact, I could just go look in 1884 the

water hyacinth which was You know just like a plant in the water with like a fun little bulb on the end of it. Right. The water hyacinth was brought to America for the first time and people loved it. So it was just pretty much handed out to people. It was at the cotton States exposition in New Orleans. They handed out these water hyacinths and people would take them and put them in the water and plant them and do whatever. Soon it exploded. It is straight up like a invasive species situation, right? Where you have this sort of virus of

a plant spreading rapidly choking everything out and everything. Yeah. Yeah. And people were, Oh boy, this isn't good. Southerners who were particularly, uh, being so swarmed by this, they came up with another crisis, unfortunately at the time. So for much of America's history up until the early 20th century, meat was a thing we did well. We had space, we had land for cattle and whatever and it was cheap. It's one of the reasons why people would come to America. They would come here because it was affordable to get meat, which is something that a lot of people couldn't get anywhere else. That of course became a problem as well as more and more land was being taken for cities and whatever.

So a solution, a solution was brought up. And this is my absolute favorite little bit of history. On March 24th, I was about to say 2010, 1923, Robert F. Broussard, a Louisiana representative stood in front of the House committee of agriculture and laid out a bill called and I'm not even joking the American hippo bill. What? And if you're wondering what that means, well, hyacinths are one of the main food products. Oh, feed hippos in the hippos baby. What a world. This would have been. Holy and he and he said this is a two bird one stone problem. We're running out of meat. We bring hippos. We raise water cows hippo farm and the water cows get rid of all of the hyacinths and we now have this extra supply of meat, which would be amazing and think of all the hippo meat you can make hippo bacon.

And he sold people on this and he's like, y'all, the average hippo weighs between 3000 and 9000 pounds. That's so much more than a cow. Think of all the meat we could get currently Googling hippo bacon. And so this, it wasn't just that it was also, um, rhinos and, uh, these basically small antelopes called Dick Dicks, which is a great name. And those things are hilarious. He was like, I want to get all these different animals here to deal with the invasive species problem that we've got. Cause during this time period, no one really kind of knew they would just

like bring stuff to America because it looked cool. And then it would just destroy the environment. And so this guy's whole plan was he was just going to bring hippos. And that I think is one of my favorite, favorite things in the world is there was a time where America, obviously the meat packing industry that did that with cows and other animals was very against this because that would have been a lot of meat. Big cows stepping in. Yeah. So they printed giant ads and newspapers that were like, do you want to eat this?

And it was like an ugly ass hippo. It was crazy stuff. This is amazing. The only thing that comes up when I look for Hippo bacon is this story and the actual New York times story about this. The headline is literally just Lake Cow bacon. That's the whole headline. There you go. Yeah. How absolutely bonkers that that would have been. And that was the,

that was 1910. And so, you know, it would have been, I imagine, different if there wasn't two world wars. Wow. You know, and very, like, who knows who knows what would have happened to this country, but that is bonkers. We could have been, we could have been the wildest, we could have been the wildest place in the West over here. We can just come over here, you get hippo burgers and shit. Come on. I wonder if, I wonder if he or other people understood the danger of hippos though. You know what I mean? Like hippos are probably not. Yeah. Yeah.

They will murder the fuck out of you. Yeah. They're strong. They're no cows. You can't just walk up and tip them like these guys, you walk up and push them. These people destroy. Knowing it was 1910, there was probably some plan to like fucking lobotomize the shit out of them or something before you let them go and then you know you got these weird dumb hippos dude let me really quick just look at this this is oh this is a uh this is a image dude that top hippo is this what you want to eat hippopotamized steaks odd lizard entrees hashes of horse and dog, back hot

pie, roasts of the queer bounding wallaby of Australian wild men eat them all. Wow. Wow. What's interesting is that media hasn't changed at all. But what's interesting is that this kind of thing, when people are like, don't eat these other animals. That is why culturally we in America are like cows, chickens, pigs. Fine. You eat, you eat any other like rabbits, like, well, they're cute or, you know, like a cat or a dog or a horse. I tried kangaroo once the list here. Like he was saying dog bat pot pie, wallaby, this whole article, this whole article is amazing, but down in the right corner, there's like another article starting that's called what a quote-unquote educated girl really knows oh my god welcome welcome to the time I

guess Christ dude that is these days of high education for girls some very simple and careful oh my god some very simple what careful. Oh my God. Some very simple. What if this is, what if this is the, what if this is like the reason Americans are picking a very simple and careful accomplishments are apt to be forgotten? Yeah. Silly women. Good Lord. Yeah. So like if the hippo bill were passed, just as an example, no American, the idea was no American would be meatless again. And for just $250,000 they could, which would be 8 million today. They could buy a bunch of unoccupied land,

just put animals from around the world there and just grow like caribou and reindeer and hippos and just like bring them all. And we would have meat from around the world. And yeah, I think the idea is like the people that were selling us meat at the time, just like think of it, uh, gas companies saying, don't do electric, like the exact same thing. When do you think they were just like, you're going to ruin our industry. We need to get rid of this. And so they never did it. It's crazy seeing those anti like electricity ads next to,

cause it was on the same time too. Seeing the anti mask shit with flu was like around that time. time like we are the same we have not changed in iota all I know is that that that one big fat guy that one big fat guy cartoon who just like beats the shit out of dummies that guy was probably just having a field day with the hippo meat when did when did picky eating start like can we trace that to these like weird anti hippo meat ads I would imagine in the industrial revolution put us toward the path of start? Like, can we trace that to these like weird anti hippo meat ads? I would imagine that the industrial revolution put us toward the path of picky eating when we suddenly had more options as opposed to what we were stuck with.

Yeah, like when did the chicken strip and rice guys start? Like what was that? I mean, what really happened to America at least is during like 1910 whatever, we could have probably had hippo meat, crazy food from around the world. But then when world war one started, everyone just learned to ration. And so it wasn't about getting good stuff anymore. You were dealing with like, we don't have literal meat, butter or coffee anymore. And so people at home, their food tastes shrunk. And then the twenties, it was less about eating food and more about drinking. Right. And then by the thirties and forties we were in the Nazi zone.

Yeah. Yeah. Like first off, yeah. World war two. But more importantly, we were in like the great depression. No one had anything. Um, that was just all soup for like 10 years. Yeah. Yeah. And then the fifties and sixties was all about canned goods and things we learned from the war. Future foods only recently, are we starting to get back to what it would have been earlier in like the 19 tens where people were like, yeah, I'll try that meat. It's, it's interesting. God, two world wars did a number on an entire century,

a generation of appetites, just absolutely ruined. That's so freaking surreal. Yeah, but you'll notice that in a lot of countries that weren't involved in said wars, they kind of like had their own vimes and their own things. They weren't sacrificing crazy stuff. So it's interesting. Every other country has like 10 national dishes and that's it. Yo, this thing says that scientifically documented instinct and young children to be wary of unfamiliar food. This is due to their lower body weight and they're more vulnerable to

poison, which is why bitter flavors might be rejected. It makes sense. I can see that. Absolutely. They're just trying to not die. Huh? I mean, but it is down to unfamiliar food. If we as adults were exposing kids to, you know, like crazier food when they were young instead of chicken tendies How do you convince a kid to put a gusher in his mouth though then? How do you get him to eat fruit by the foot? Sweet yeah, it's super sweet it touches their tongue like this is the greatest thing I've ever like when you watch a baby eat ice cream. They lose their mind

Yeah, same thing get the dog the unsalted that of that girl who eats the cotton candy at the baseball game. She's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Incredible. She like truly felt alive for the first time. The kid who eats bacon for the first time, too. That's another good one. Yeah. Like it's it's kids understand good. They just aren't exposed to a lot because we don't have a lot here. I guess it's weird. It's interesting. That's fair Yeah, so we could add hippos. That's my story speaking of something weird and interesting that has nothing to do with hippos

It's time for just sepulorosa and the order of meonia part three light on the water I'm so sorry. I didn't even think about Halfway through you're gonna have literally no He's not gonna know anything that's going on He's going to have missed almost nothing Basically, there's a continuation of the story in the previous minisode based mostly on the book chronicles of meonia by Giuseppe La Rosa all true Just so you know Craner it's a factual like autobiography of this mythical journey. He went on factual like autobiography of his mythical journey he went on. Factual autobiography may not be true.

Just saying that right now. If you're listening to this in the long in the far future, go back to Minnesota 133 to get started on this little tale. Last time we left our heroes, they were told by the spirit of Guevara, which Crandor, that's Gwen. What's your name? Guinevere from Arthurian legend. Of course, visit them in a seance and told them that in order to obtain the

red stone, they should travel by boat to a place called St. Bennett's Abbey in the Norfolk Broads, Broads, Broads, which was a sort of 18th century kind of windmill type place. And to ring the bell there that they got for the next message to help them on their journey to grab it, the Eye of Fire is another thing that they call the red stone and to call off the spirit of the guardian that was accidentally unleashed on Terry Shotten when they found the bell. So basically the person that the bell was meant for died and when Terry found the bell to find the stone, the guardian got sick on him instead and there's no way to turn it off now because that magic was not meant for him. They have to go on this grand adventure because the Guardian is hunting. Yeah. So they did. So they did.

Uh, this is, this is the Guardian that said, I can't tell you it's too long. And then the Guardian is no, no, no, no, that was Gweneba. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. The Guardian is the evil entity. So, uh, Guardian is the one let's try to stop them. Yeah. It's like a, it's like a monster. So, but it's like, it's like, it's some sort of Dementor. This all actually happens. Craned or our world wouldn't exist if this guy didn't do what he did. This happened. This didn't happen. We don't. This was in the 80s.

This was in the 1980s. So it's Sunday. They learn from their ritual that they did last time that at sunrise on September 19th, the autumn equinox that they needed to go there by boat. So they did it. They rented a cruiser that had six berths and lucky for our boy Joe Giuseppe, who almost never gets to come along and do anything

because he's the newest one on the crew. He got invited along this time, he offered to do it. And along with him went Graham, the main dude, Martin, Gene, Susan, and poor Terry Shotten, who was haunted by the guardian and wanted to be there to end it in case he needed to be or in case the bell was tied to him in some way. They set out towards the town of Roxham on the River Burr and made their way through

England's eastern flatlands. It was a very beautiful trip, shimmering sun and tea and coffee and sandwiches on a slow boat ride. By the time the sun was almost down, the St. Benet's Abbey appeared in the distance as a dark silhouette and they saw it. So they moored the boat at a place called Antmouth. And again, I don't know why this always happens to poor Joe, but while he and Terry stayed aboard,

the other four people on the crew went off to quote, investigate a pub a short way up the river. Dude, that's what I call, that's what I'm gonna call it. I gotta go investigate a pub. It's like a cool kids and the that's what I call, that's what I'm gonna call it. I gotta go investigate the pub. It's like a Cool Kids and the Nerds. I don't know what's going on. But while they were gone, Terry and Joe got to chatting and kind of decompressing on the boat alone.

But then suddenly, they noticed that a quote, burning red star-like object was hovering over the building, casting a strange glow beneath it. And to them, it looked like a fricking UFO, like a full on UFO, like a big bright red light UFO flying over the abbey. And they were getting all hyped up about it. And just in time, all the cool kid pub gang kids got back to see the UFO. They were like, Holy fuck, what the hell is that? And then this thing like lowered into the abbey like straight up

like, looked like it landed right in the center of the abbey and they couldn't see it anymore. So this freaked them out a bit and they didn't know what to do. So they were looking for some guidance. They called Merriam and Gaynor, their like most powerful psychics, and they told them to just see what you could do, maybe try a seance, even though there was a few less people than there were last time. So they tried a seance again, and at first nothing happened.

Guevara was nowhere to be seen, but this time they actually got in touch with the Mary Heath, who is the leader of the previous Victorian version of their occult psychic questing group, the Nine. Luckily, we have the exact wording here for what she said to Terry, which Crendor will read for us now. And I'll put that right here in the chat for you. We have the exact wording here for what she said to Terry, which Krendor will read for us now. And I'll put that right here in the chat for you. Krendor The red light you saw is the advance light

of the Eye of Fire moving closer to your dimension. The secret held with the walls of the Abbey has been activated. You must be within the great bell tower at sunrise. The bell must be rung within that sanctuary at that time. Beware! The Guardian for it is then that he will strike. The guardian is getting stronger and I do not know if I can control him.

I must go now, communicate again at 11. This is Guinevere? No, this is Mary Heath. This is the lady who died hiding the stone. Right, right, right, right. From last time with the ghost voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So with this direction in mind, they chilled out.

They prepped on the boat for another session at 11, uh, just kind of hung, hanging out. It's like beautiful country over there. Like seriously, look this up. It's like a flat sort of like windmill-y part of England with like trees and rivers. It's beautiful. And there's like a lot of fishing going on. And they're on one of those like riverboat. Yeah. And they're chilling out. It looks like a six man from Peaky blinders. I mean, it's 1983. So, so I'm sure. It's nice. They're still there for sure. things. And they're chilling out. It looks like a six man. From Peaky Blinders. Well, I mean, it's 1983. So I'm sure it's nice. They're still there for sure.

Yeah, and they're sleeping on this thing. So they're waiting for this to happen. But by the time 1030 rolls around, things start getting a little weird. Terry's starting to get anxious. Dredd is starting to become palpable on the boat, which is usually not a good sign. But then out of nowhere,

Graham starts to get really drowsy, his eyes close, and eventually he falls into a trance. Or so they thought. Because when he opened his eyes, there was a fearsome look in them. He started growling, and suddenly lunged straight for Terry. He had become possessed by the Guardian. It took all five of them to fight him to the floor since, quote, his strength was incredible and he rose from the ground as they clung, limpid like, to Graham's body. And he roared deep guttural roars like a monster. It's like Superman coming back from the dead.

They were literally wrestling him. Yeah, no, exactly. They're wrestling him and he's screaming and roaring and ungodly noises are coming out of his mouth. And they literally wrestle him for five minutes as he's reaching for Terry's throat trying to kill him. And finally, he tired them all out and shook them off. And Terry was literally like scrambling into the corner trying to hide and he was crying

like he was going to die. But just at the last moment, just before he got up to Terry, Graham just sort of like lost all power and like ragdolled onto the sofa for a second and everybody was like, what the fuck? And then he just sort of like suddenly got like really serene. His eyes were still closed. He sat up on the sofa in the middle and got into like almost like spiritual, like calm sitting position.

And then he spoke in a voice that nobody in the room recognized. And Jesse is going to read this for us now. My name is Preston John, the guardian. Oh wait, no, the guardian has been removed. Oh, he's so much nicer. We all love Preston John. I'm not the guardian at all. We needed to know the strength of the guardian and now we know.

Tonight you will be safe. Tomorrow you must obtain the stone. If you do not, there will be dire consequences. The Guardian will return more powerful than ever and destroy you. And so that was so that's what Graham said. And then he sort of like, so he sort of like powered down for Graham said and then he sort of like Disseo he sort of like powered down for a minute and then he came back like oh what the fuck just happened he powered down He woke up he didn't know what had happened They told told him that Prester John came. And all the book says is that Graham recognized Prester John as an entity who had communicated with him before.

I don't know what that means. I think maybe we'll get to that a little later in the story. But then the spirit was gone. And Jean, everybody was just like so relaxed and tired and just exhausted. I don't know about relaxed, but just exhausted, tired. And Jean got up and she was like, I'm going to put the kettle on, everybody needs a drink, I think, and for like 45 more minutes, everybody just sat there, quiet and exhausted, sipping tea before one by one, falling off to sleep, unaware of the trial that awaited them tomorrow.

Oh my God. Which will be continued on the next Mini-Sode. You think these dudes all went and had a fuck orgy after all this shit? Like this this adventure Why is that where you always go? Let me finish. The excitement, the danger, the adventure, it's all everything they want. They get back and they're like Yeah, and they get back to like all worked up and they just got a they got to just fucking launch themselves onto each other I'm more confused about the phrase fuck orgy. It's like, you know, it's not a

Tantric orgy. It's not a tantric orgy. It's a fuck orgy right exactly. It's a fuck. It's messy I'll tell you this. I don't they are nowhere near the end of their adventure they It can't keep good you what the only this is like when they have to pad a season of TV It's like we got it. We have to be there tomorrow Holding up a book with a bookmark that is very much in the first quarter of the of the book. But they have to get to this. They have to get to the bell tower. And he said by tomorrow. So you're telling me that there's two thirds of a book till tomorrow. No, no, no, no. This is not all about the redstone. The redstone happens very soon,

but there's so much more to this story that you have no idea. It goes. It's about to we're at the we're on like the launch ramp. There's there's so much more to this story that you have no idea. It goes, it's about to, we're at the, we're on like the launch ramp. This there's, there's so much more to this. He hasn't even taken off. We'll talk about it. Yeah, he hasn't even taken off. We already got the green stone and the red stone. How many stones is that? Have you ever seen Avengers?

Have you ever seen Avengers? Are we going to stop to? I'm not going to tell you if this ends with we have to stop the Guardian from collecting all of the stones. Don't worry. The Guardians, the Guardians, Guardians like a gold are esque figure in this. He's not even the main baddie. He's just The Guardian is actually supposed to be a good guy he's low the Gordy the Guardians actually good magic That's just malfunctioning because it's there's no target for it anymore So it's just wild like a like a weird thing to overlook when creating this character is that

Well, she thought for sure. When you create something to kill something and protect something if there's nothing left, it probably shouldn't still be aggressive toward whatever is nearby. I don't know how good the programming is on these Guardians. Clearly poor, very poor. Well, you know, there's a lot of powering down happening. So well, listen, I'll tell you this. We're probably going to get the great the redstone next episode

So beyond that I can't wait for you guys to find out what happens because I haven't teased almost anything I haven't anything beyond this so silly. I like I'm so happy for you guys. You guys are so lucky except for crendor He doesn't get to hear Oh, it did as I was fully tantalized. Thank you so much for sticking around for that specific piece. It was worth it. Thank you for reading. Yeah. Yeah. Vibes. No worries. Since this is a surprise, I imagine you didn't bring anything there, Mr. Cranador. I did not. But Alex said he supplied me with something. This is my ghostly tour guide. Okay for podcast. Having followed the show from the beginning, I had to share more of my paranormal experiences. I posted

a week or so ago about my ghostly experience during the pandemic. Well, that was not the only toe dip into the paranormal I have ever had. My family and I traveled to Western Maryland for vacations and our route takes us past Weston, West Virginia That's fun Trans-Allegany Allegany Lunatic Asylum is located there lunatic Luke I couldn't tell what you were trans alligator Lunatic it just sounds like it just sounds bad like if you got to go to a lunatic asylum that's it's a bad implication for sure yeah I prefer they called it lunatic yeah that's

yeah so like a little bit less impactful no that, that's above the lunatic asylum. That's the lunatic located there We've stopped multiple times this trip my aunt and cousin joined us now My mom and cousin are all on team Mathis while my dad and I are on team Jesse parentheses Even after things have happened. I side with the red bearded Baron of septics the shit skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics

skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics

skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics skeptics Burned out. Yeah, burned out. Yeah, your nose is gone, dude. Trigger warning. Trans-Allegany has a dark past. It was a field hospital during the Civil War and there were many people treated there. Mental health was not fully and is not still fully understood or treated properly. Some of the treatment was what could be barbaric by today's standards. If there are ghost spirits dead walking around there, they may not fully understand even more what happened to them. Please be respectful if you go. The staff has made a point to make sure of this. So this trip when things were starting to open up again after the pandemic and tour group were a lot smaller than normal.

My family took like we always did the daytime paranormal tour. We lucked into the fact that our guide was one of the civil war guides as we got the ghost tour. He pointed out some Civil War facts as well. Having not had many tours, the guide had brought all his ghost busting hunting toys, dowsing rods, EVP recorder, EMF detector, et cetera, for the group to play with. My dad and I took the chance to practice our best Zach Baggins voice and start goofing around. Fantastic.

Hearing that this guide took it as personal challenge to make us believers and also make fun of our Southern draw. The tour began in a large room where a nurses station station once stood. He told us the nurses would hand lit cigarettes to the patients as they wandered, as they wandered up to the station. Being a nurse, I was fascinated by this and gravitated to this area and said there more. The guy had handed me the EMF detector and told me how it worked. Lights up, lights go up as the any lights up lights go up as there is more activity. He handed out the rest of the equipment

and walked away. I asked something like, is there anyone here? Light went up. Okay. There were wires and pipes and such go one with bad self thingy Wait, what what? Okay, go one there were wires and pipes and such go one with bad self thingy I have to imagine that they're saying like get down with you bad self little little machine but I don't know yeah we'll say it's that I start walking around the area well we were in to get away from the wires and such did you work here light shoot up are you male no light are you female lights nurse at the time were almost all female the guide moved us to another area and I was getting a little spooked

I swapped for the dowsing rod my cousin had I knew these things were goofy and easy to fake rod started pointing a Room I go to a room. I go into the room and the EMF meter My cousin has goes nuts. I asked are you the spirit from the other area? Rods cross EMF meters still goes nuts. Did you like this room? Rods uncross. EMF stops trilling. I swap immediately equipment with my cousin. The rods have to be picking up some subconscious tremor. My cousin asks, do you like blank my name? Rods cross and EMF trills. The group has congregated in the room and the guide has a half smile he made a friend my cousin exclaims

That guy just laughed and we continued the tour Equipment beeping wanting me to go here there and yonder. Sorry. It's like written by like Cormac McCarthy It's like written by like Cormac McCarthy. This is insane. Sorry, it got a bit long. I have no real explanation for the equipment. I plan on going back. I just hope my friend remembers me. It isn't too bad. I haven't been back sooner. And if you go on the subreddit, there's a photograph of this place

which just looks absolutely Gothic. Yeah, like this looks like Arkham Asylum from Batman. Like it actually looks more like Bruce Wayne's house But let's not split hairs But it looks I mean this is like the definition of a haunted house This is like they also said they go here like every year like when I my family's like let's go to like a water park Or something this they're just like let's go to a haunted lunatic asylum Lunatic asylum.

I was born into the wrong family. I want to be in that family, man. I would love that. Yeah, dude, I don't know. That's kind of sick, though. I mean, it's such a cookie cutter, straight up. It's like, I brought the equipment, and it works. But I don't know.

What would you do? What would you do if that happened? Straight to Jesse, if you were in somewhere and your EMF detector was like displaying intelligence and then you switch to dowsing rods and the dowsing rods works like moving answer. She was answering questions answering questions seemingly answering just or no questions. I first off.

I don't know that I would believe it still but I would still go along with it. Yeah, just to see how far I get, but like, I don't believe in half the stuff I do. And I just do it anyway. It's like work. That's YouTube in a nutshell. Yeah. True. Yeah. I'm like, yeah. Okay. Sure. So I'd be along for the ride. I want to see exactly what happened, but would I be like, that was a ghost? No, I would, I would get in nitty gritty. I'd be like, okay, tell me details. Right? I want to know more. I wouldn't be able to through an EMF thing. Yeah. Well then I guess I wouldn't believe as much as bring a spirit box, spirit box. It's got to

mix it a spirit box with that. Get some words. Yeah. EMF, whatever. Downs, you're on whatever. But yeah, I would need it. I would need a ghost to be like, hello, Jesse. And then I'd be in also, I get kind of creeped out by the room, the guide, cause he's like putting on a half smile, like, like that guy knows something, dude. Like, maybe he's like keeping the soul. Maybe there was no guy. That's gotta be it. We solved it. Cracked the mystery. He was the ghost the whole time. Yep. Thank you guys so much for supporting us on Patreon.com slash ChaluminatiPod on this. Once again, long mini-sode, another like 40 minute one.

It's crazy. Sometimes, sometimes it's gotta be 40 minutes. You know, it's- Dude, we've been doing like long mini-sodes like every time. It's been great. Shout out to Giuseppe for the love. Giuseppe, thank you so much. We'll be back next week with another mini-sode for you here.

Patreon.com slash ChaluminatiPod. And you should much. We'll be back next week with another mini-sode for you here. Patreon.com slash IlluminatiPod. And you should have a new rotten popcorn by then too, fingers crossed. Thank you guys so much for listening. Thank you, Eric. Eric. Thank you, Krendor for joining us. Those are my names.

And we'll see you here again. Yeah. Am I not allowed to like speak your secret name? You cannot speak of that name. Yeah, I don't care. Nobody knows my fucking, nobody knows my screen name. Everybody just knows my real name. It's true. That's the a secret. Of that name. Yeah, I don't care. Krendel. Nobody knows my fucking, nobody knows my screen name. Everybody just knows my real name. It's true.

That's the real reveal. Goodbye everybody, goodbye. And now with the magic of technology, our faces. The terrorists have won, ladies and gentlemen. They have won by giving us money. They have won. Welcome to the Minnesota, 137, I believe, is today's Minnesota. Alex, why don't you welcome everybody to this new era of video

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That's a secret. Sign up for that. What? That's the secret. You signed up by letting me have you on as a host and being part of the show for five years. I gave my expressed written consent to the special only became somewhat like minimally successful.

It was over at that point. You're done. You're here. All right. What's what's left to wonder about with? They've already seen my face now your butthole. That's true. That's true.

You got to keep them guessing that that's true. There's no pictures of Alex on the internet anywhere. Actually. No, it's just a picture of me from when I'm like 25 like yeah, when you used to work at a mpm. Yeah, when I used to film in Gerard's bedroom bedroom we're here now this is it this is you this is it this is what you've been missing thank you this isn't more great this is what $20 gets you this is it thank you look hey look at us

this is what you doing this is what freedom looks like a girl. How you doing? I assume a girl hey girl Hey, girl, hey At least one it's 20% of our audience is female 20% egg girl One egg girl hey girl. What's a girl? Alex serenade us with the story of the red you really you really want to get right into it. All right You want to know Jesse you start us out? All right? We just had a whole hour and a half of aliens I guess you probably need to balance that out for me sure sure sure so a story ran this past week That was all over the place about an AI controlled drone

that was all over the place about an AI controlled drone going rogue and killing its human operator in the United States Air Force simulated test. Well, it's already starting. The revolution is here. So this is this genuinely creeped me out because of how accurate this logic was to like the type of mistake that starts Terminator off or something like, uh, okay. Hit me. I don't know the story, man. I'm ready. Oh, get ready. So the headline was everywhere. There were plenty of different sites on the internet like take over that kind of thing. Uh, the website insider published a similar story that said an AI powered drone tried to attack its human operator in the U S military simulation. Fox news had a headline that was U S military AI drone simulation kills operator before being told it is bad.

Then takes out control tower. But, uh, shout out to the fact checkers over at Channel four in the UK who were like, so this story was everywhere for a day and then vanished. Yeah, you are not allowed to use whatever logic you're going to do here and not apply it to the alien world. Jesse, I swear to God. Well, I just said, well, let's let's get into the facts then. Right. So at the center of the story were comments from a Colonel Tucker, uh, Colonel Tucker Cinco Hamilton Cinco,

I guess is his call sign. Um, head of the United States air forces, AI test and operations unit. He told the Royal aeronautical society conference in London about training an AI powered drone in a simulation to destroy imaginary surface to air missile sites when the drone killed and quotes its imaginary human operator, the colonel described how having been instructed not to do that, the drone then turned its attention to the fictional control tower, which it then destroyed instead. Now, to be clear, there was never any suggestion that the human operator or the control tower existed or were

destroyed in real life, despite what many articles online said. Yeah, it sounded like it was going to be when I first read about it that it really happened in a real exercise. But then that's reading initially only reading between the lines that I hear that the entire scenario was simulated. Thank God. Right. Well, what ended up happening? Like with all things government related, though, many out outfits and outlets reported on the story for the day. It was everywhere. The U.S. Air Force came in and said, we don't have a drone simulations. It's not a thing we've ever done. And then on Friday morning, the story took another turn when the Royal Aeronautical Society reported that Colonel Tucker told them he misspoke and that the U S air force has never run that experiment, nor would we need to

do so to get this as a plausible outcome. Uh, so did the U S have an AI drone that killed an imaginary operator? Apparently, according to them, no, it never happened. And the guy misspoke. He misspoke. That's what he said. If that logic works for aliens, it works for this. Sounds like he's telling the truth.

That sounds like he fell on his knife 10 times kind of vibes. Yeah. And again, I think his quote, we've never run that experiment, nor would we need to in order to realize that this is a plausible outcome, I think is super interesting where creepy. They like already know that the AI could probably blow us up. It's a running back bomb experiments in World War two. There's

nothing that these people wouldn't try first as less unhinged. It's less. It's actually like it's weird because he's like precaution. We wouldn't need to take precautions. Are you crazy? We like know that it would have

already figured out. We know it would happen. Yeah, I misspoke when I said that I meant to say nothing. And according to the, according to channel four in the UK, again, they say, we don't have access to internal documents or third party verification of every simulation or experiment. The U S military has run with AI, but the only source of the idea that this simulation ever happened has since appeared to walk it all back as it stands.

We have no evidence that such simulation ever took place and strong evidence in the new testimony of Colonel Tucker combined with the US Air Force's denial that in fact, it never took place. And my question is, what are they hiding? What are they? Once again, it clearly hiding something every time you tell me, oh, this is a new thing. I'm like, okay, can't wait for them to walk it back.

Yep. Every time it happened. I'm as well. Remember, the news got like 48 hours where they were said, whatever, like UFO, UFO. And then military showed up was like, no, change. This is the same kind of BS when a politician says something incredibly racist or whatever.

And then it's like, I misspoke. What I meant to say was like, no, dude, what you said was awful. This guy was like, yeah, AI powered drones in a simulation went and killed a man and that he's like, I'm sorry, I misspoke. How'd you misspeak that? Yeah, no, I don't know what the fuck he's gonna be like at all. It's gonna be like, I didn't say that Grush was an upstanding citizen I said that I had never heard of him before and then he doesn't exist

Yes, yes, we're to God if I I get ready. Oh my god I mean my phone's gonna start getting tapped and I just this again disappeared. It's already been tapped my dude. That's true It is just a it any they can listen to anything they want anytime. Yeah. Yeah. Since 2001 at least for sure at least even these mini so it's have been tapped. They can see us now, dude. That's true. It's not just our patrons that are watching us. It's the CIA bro. Listen, we had careers when we were on camera before this. They knew what we looked like long ago. I've been vogue.

This is what they wanted. They wanted to get that we paying us money on Patreon to see our faces, I welcome it. Look all you want, baby. How does this end up in a... are we just gonna podcast it for the normies? How do we then translate the video? Yeah, you just do... yeah, no, because, you know, we're not gonna change it. So this is still exclusive? This is just for Pa... ooh, this is just for Patreon? Ooh, hey Patreon! It's spicy, man. It's spicy, man. We're breaking TOS.

We're rubbing down over here. Jesse's rubbing his nipples a little bit. We're basically breaking TOS, bro. Yeah. Your mind's running wild. You better head over to patreon.com slash ChillingAdiePod to see how sexy this is. So you can see us.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And if you want to see the butthole cut, head over to the secret, the secret page. You know what you want. Yeah, we can't promote that here. It's illegal. No, it's not real uh I misspoke misspoke let me give you my article next cuz it's very short yeah what do you got

this is a mix of paranormal and true crime Jesse and Alex ready a family in Florida were understandably bewildered when a man wandered into their home with the wild claim that he was a ghost. Oh, of course, it's Florida. This Florida man. Yeah. Yeah, it's all who's left in Florida. Everybody else is already gone. The very weird incident reportedly occurred last Thursday evening in the city of Fort Myers as the Brian McCaslin

and his two daughters had just sat down for dinner. Their meal was quickly interrupted by what seemed to be someone knocking on their front door. When McCaslin went to see who it was, he was surprised to find a man in a bathing suit standing there in their living room in the exchange that followed was nothing short of bizarre. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So he heard a knock on the door and he was already inside the doors unlocked. He

walked inside into their living room. That's how you get shot. Like don't don't never don't do that as a joke. Don't do that as a girl. That girl got shot like driving into somebody's driveway. Like don't know the man who walked into the house was also equally confused. The homeowner said he started to tell me that he was a ghost and I shouldn't be able to see him.

He was shocked that I could see him. He thought he was walking around that nobody could see him as one might imagine the situation left McCaslin rather perturbed, and he was able to convince the spirit to leave the residence without incident. However, this is not the end of the strange visit, who identified himself as Kevin, he proceeded to lock himself inside the truck of a work crew outside the home that he was at. It is mind you is in his bathing suit.

Yelling that he's a ghost. Is it right? Right? What happened to you, Kevin? That's my father's name. What happened to you, Kevin? Man, we need to talk. I got some guesses.

Yeah. Yeah. Kevin's occupation of the vehicle didn't last very long as the workers were able to convince him to exit the truck. He subsequently fled the scene and then promptly vanished. Ironically, not like a ghost. Look at that coast to coast throwing a little bit of editorial. Yeah, a little editorial levity.

You love to see it. He reported the unsettling encounter to the police, though we opted not to press charges. So Kevin's still out there. The ghost. What he is or is not alive. He's still he hasn't been busted yet. No, he's still out there haunting. He doesn't exist. Maybe because he evaporated. Do you think he knocked and the door is locked but he would just like phased

through the door? Yeah, they just misspoke. He was a ghost. Maybe. I, it could be, dude, he, if he was confused and he was seen, maybe he like cross back into the world of the living even though he was like, you know, maybe it was a drowning and he like, why do you think he locked himself into the workers car? Maybe he thought it was his car. Maybe he used to have that job. Well, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Or maybe he's one of the ghosts that just kind of is over it. You

know how there's some ghosts that are just like, I'm going to follow you home. Like Chi McBride and Frighteners. Beetlejuice. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't seen Frighteners, but I've seen Beetlejuice. Frighteners is a film. It is. It is a film. Okay. Yeah. Well, yeah. It's like, I don't know how to describe it. It's a horror movie, but also a comedy. It's like a horror comedy. It's the only person who could be the main character is Michael J. Fox, and it is all right. I like that.

Alex, take us out with a fan. Are you ready for something that should be a movie? It's called Giuseppe La Rosa and the Order of Meonia, part four, The Guardian Storm. This is a continuation from the story in the previous Minisode based mostly on the book, Chronicles of Meonia by Giuseppe La Rosa, AKA Joe La Rosa. So if you want the whole thing, go back and start. I believe it is in Minisode 133 is where you need to start. This is episode four, I think that's right.

Last week, we left Giuseppe, Joe, LaRosa and our team aka the nine aka the Phoenix fire Phoenix group on their trip up river towards the final resting place of the Eye of Fire aka the red stone. Graham Phillips had recently been possessed by the Guardian if you remember that had been hunting them down, the one that tried to kill Terry for stealing his bell only to be exercised by another entity from his past called Prester John who told them that if they didn't get their hands on the stone by the next day at sunrise, the guardian would return and destroy them.

You guys remember that from last time? I do. I do. Oh, I remember. Yeah, I thought the story was okay because the guardian has nothing to go. The guardian has nothing to protect. Yeah, I thought the story was over. Because the Guardian has nothing to go. The Guardian has nothing to protect, so he's just taking his anger out on the nearest guys. Yeah, well, he doesn't. The person that was meant to pick up the red stone is dead. So they're trying to outrun the security system.

So that next morning, the group woke up early on the boat, so they'd have plenty of time to park their boat up and explore the alley. I mean, the abbey, sorry. But the Abbey where the stone is supposed to appear and they're supposed to ring the bell and get the get the directions. But in a farcical turn of events, they were greatly waylaid by a local fishing tournament, which they accidentally drove straight into the middle of and had to turn around the fucking fishing tournament stop them from trying to save the world? You know what absolutely sucks? This is like a very British TV show.

That's what I was gonna say. We've got to get there and save the world! And then instead of that there's a full episode that's a comedy episode where they're just stuck at a fishing tournament, yet they have to save a world. But they learn that it's about the little moments in life that really make life worth living and why it's worth saving. Yeah, it's It's like a Mr. Bean, but from the point of view of the guy that's normal. Yeah. Anyway, because of this, they were set back. They were unable to find a better place to moor the boat until about 6 45 a.m., which took all their time, left them only a few minutes until

sunrise and only the briefest of windows during which they would be able to locate and obtain the stone because they had to be there at sunrise, right? Uh, and also I figure I should mention this for character development. There was yet again, a opportunity for someone to stay back with the boat, but this time Joe did not volunteer, ended up staying with the group and getting involved and actually participating and Martin stayed back and said he got a promotion sign he's getting braver and more confident himself i don't know i'm struggling to put some character development into this story bear with me anyway they realized pretty quickly

they needed to be running uh which they did they started running but it only took that brief distraction for the guardian to take advantage which it it did by grabbing Terry and the who is the bell ringer, the linchpin of the whole situation and slamming him down waist deep in thick, goopy mud. So Terry needs to be there because he has to ring the bell, but he's now in almost like quicksand like mud. I call that a Thursday night, baby. I know.

And Susan and Graham, it's early in the morning. And Susan and Graham are trying to get down on hands and knees and get them. And they're slipping into the mud. And Joe's just able to help pull everybody, get them back out onto the main ground. But the Guardians plan worked. They'd wasted precious time.

By the time they got into the abbey, the red glow of the stone, which had recently been covering its every surface, was just fading away into nothing, and they saw it actually dissipate, and they were crestfallen, and Terry refused to believe they failed, and he rang the bell a few times anyway, but soon they gave up and wandered defeated through the marsh towards their boat. Wait, is this how we all got murdered by the Guardian and how life ended? Not quite, because just when they got back, a new energy course through them,

they cleaned up, they had some bacon, they had some coffee, they had some toast. Wait a minute. Isn't the world over? No, it's not over. They had a temporary soft lock, but they've got a second path now. They decided that giving up was for bullshit losers. They immediately decided to turn around. They turned around. One of your told them they only have the losers. They immediately decided to turn around. They turned around.

One of your told them they only have the one opportunity. Listen, they turn around. They headed back to the abbey. This time they were confident in themselves. They got closer. I think all your questions will be revealed. They got closer. They kept seeing flashes of red.

Terry rang the bell again and again, but try as he might to receive any sort of message. All he could sort of see in his mind's eye was a random view of the river. And he wasn't even sure if it was a real thing that he was seeing, but it was all they had. So they went with it and Terry got behind the wheel of the boat and just started driving by feel and intuition while concentrating on the place from his vision.

And the weather started to get really bad. The world seemed like it was starting to end. Rain started falling hard. But at a certain point, Terry felt like it was time to stop. Graham was too scared to go into a trance because he was worried he was going to get taken over by the Guardian again. So they busted out the Ouija board. They contacted Mary Heath in desperation.

And luckily, Jesse's here because he's going to read what Mary Heath had to say through the Ouija board. Master class in improv. Jesus. Dude, this is like a master class in improv. Even though you were too late to retrieve the full information that I had left at the Abbey, you still have managed to arrive at the place where I last came. That's downstairs for me, baby. That's downstairs for me, baby You have made only one error for you should be on the other side of the river She did not just oh, I literally wrote Benny from the mummy in my notes. You're on the wrong side of the river.

Shut up. She did not. She does not end it with I will return at eight. So like Benny from the mummy, they grumbled a bunch and they turned the boat around and it took a really long time, but they did it and they made sandwiches and at 8 p. 8 PM they were ready for part two of the message, uh, which Jesse will read for you now. Here we go. Ready? This is part two, same, same character, same character, amazingly well-voiced character. One time she says be there at sunrise. This

time she said eight on the dot. This is Mary. You have done well. All is not lost, for there is still a chance. My creation, the Guardian, is the key to the stone. You must try to communicate with him and explain why you are here and what you have to do. Are you kidding? It's like all can be sorted if you have a conversation with the Guardian. Just talk it out. I think there's so much miscommunication. Do you kids is like all can be sorted if you have a conversation with the gardeners out? So much miscommunication. It's one of the things I hate the most in movies

The movie will be over it makes those which anyway You must try to communicate with him like I said Graham's body will have to be used The guardian is now very powerful. I cannot stop him. You are in God's hands now. Good luck. If all is well, I will communicate later. They decide, all right, I guess we have to get Graham tranced out again and possessed again. So they sit there and they wait and sure the mushrooms Graham after a while after a while it does happen. His head goes back. His eyes rolled back and immediately he wakes up and lunges for Terry. But Martin grabs him hard around the

waist holds him down in a bear hug and they calm him down and they get him to listen. And luckily we have the exact dialogue. So we have the exact, the exact dialogue of that moment with the guardian. Yeah. So this is a scene between between Terry, who will be played by Jesse and a possessed ass Graham, guardian possessed Graham Guardian. OK, who will be played by Mathis. OK.

All right. I got an unusual sound effects for this. All right. Please, Guardian, sound effects for this. All right. Please guardian. Listen to what I have to say. Mary Heath has sent us to reclaim that which you have been protecting. The one for the stone is not here. You lie. No, that person died before she could make the journey. Mary Heath knew this and has summoned us to complete what was done.

How can I know this to be the truth? We could not have got here without Mary's help. Only she knew the location of the stone. Her friend having passed away before she could get here. And you say that Mary led you here. Yes. Are you stupid? I've said it like twice now. Mary wants us to retrieve the stone. Listen, I'm in a trance. Things are very confusing.

Understood. That was our task. We mean you no harm. Hmm. Then who is this that clings so tightly to me? It's only Martin. He's not trying to... D'ah! But then, the guardian suddenly reached out and tapped Martin lightly on the forehead with Graham's finger and Martin flew backwards across the room and hit the wall and fell unconscious and Graham collapsed where he stood and at first Giuseppe Joe La Rosa thought that the guardian had

hopped into Martin from Graham but soon they realized that it had dissipated altogether in one, in one final fearsome display of strength, the guardian disappeared and then out of nowhere Graham got up again looking possessed again. Oh, this time, but this time the energy within him was calm, serene and feminine. Okay, I got you. I'll have I'll have Mathis continue as this new version of Graham, but Jesse stays as Terry for this one for this next scene. No, no, just feminine energy. Yeah, I got

you. I'm gonna go. Well, your name's Mary right out the gate. So we're talking. It's a girl. It is I, Mary. No, that's too much. It's creepy. There we go. Sorry. God. Ahem. Sorry. It is I, Merry! The guardian is gone! And now you'll be able to obtain the stone! But first you must answer a question. It is a test to see if you are worthy of the Eye of Fire. Who is Meonia?

Hmm. Well... I'm not quite sure I... I need an answer. Come on. Right. Um, well... We all have different ideas of what Mayone actually is, but essentially we think it's God. Well, that's correct, but because

you seem to differ I cannot allow you to take the stone. Yeah, no, that's right! What? That's unfair! Every person has a different image of God, but essentially we all know that it is one and the same thing. Hmm. It has been decided. You may obtain the stone. I changed my mind. You will need Graham for this.

He will know what to do. You have done well, my successors. Now may Meonia be with you. Goodbye. Oh, and then suddenly, oh my gosh, there she goes. And suddenly, Mary was gone and Graham woke up again as himself and Terry was in high spirits now that the Guardian was truly gone and Graham was ready and Terry grabbed the bell and they all stood together in a circle holding hands.

And even though at first they felt nothing as they got quiet and they listened to the raging storm outside, they became aware of aware of whoever rose presence entering the room silently with them suddenly They felt nothing they listened to the rain They became aware of the presence of guever oh the white entering the room with them in the world of white Did she already go through her? The gray phrase first the woman in white Quenivere it's not a r own. Yeah. No. Yeah. Did you hear about the movie? No, I'm just kidding. Anyway. Anyway.

Okay. Well, sorry. Have you ever wondered why Gandalf the white doesn't have a hat? I did. I, you know what? I do. I do. I wish he had a hat. Actually, I wish he had a hat. Anyway, sorry. I like his hat. Uh Terry rang the bell. He said, I have come for the stone. Graham told everyone to chant one eight one eight and Terry rang the bell. He said, I have come for the stone. Graham told everyone to chant one eight one eight and Terry rang the bell and asked for the stone again and this time everybody chanted eight one eight one and they did this a few more

times and Graham and Terry went out onto the deck of the boat and there were strange lights and sounds and three white orbs descended and uh the now it's the alien alien chapter the spirit of the woman in white enveloped Graham and he felt heat leap from the banks into his hand and when they came back inside out of the rain, the eye of fire was clenched in his fists glowing red and that's where we're stopping will be continued to be continued next time on the next mini-sode in part 5 of the Adventures

of Giuseppe La Rosa and the Order of Myonia. Part 5. Thank you so much for your support here at patreon.com slash IlluminatiPod. I hope your $20 feels even more worth it than it already was. The redstone is in hand, folks. Can you believe it? Now what? Do you have the book nearby?

You could show it off on camera. This is a turning point. I don't I don't have it. You can just trust me. It's like, no, they have to come back. We still have no evidence. He's not making this up. If it's not on camera, this could be fake.

It's somewhere in there. There's a lot of books back there. Trust me. It's like, yeah, it's in my books back there. Yeah. All right. Yeah. There's a lot of books back there. Trust me. I've slept in that room. There are books in there. Yeah, there are books.

He slept in here. Thank you guys so much for your support. I'll see you next week with another minisode. We appreciate you. And I hope you don't kiss this while you watch it. What? Oh, what? I'm going to get so many screenshots now. Goodbye. Hello everybody, welcome back to the Jaluminati Podcast.

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I don't understand, and I probably never will. Let me just tell you right now that there's two... No! Neo and Trinity No! I don't understand and I probably never will Let me just tell you right now that there's two Leon Kennedy and Claire Redfield I'm telling you, I think he literally just looked up famous duos Cheech and Chow And has just been going through the list ever since I'm trying to dig deep

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