Chilluminati Podcast - Minisode Compilation 30 - Jesse Brings Evidence of Aliens?

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

From Minisodes 103-105 The boys are away this week as discussed at the end of last weeks episode, but worry not! H.H. Holmes will finish next week! Patreon - http://www.patreon.com/chilluminatipod MERCH - http://www.theyetee.com/collections/chilluminati Special thanks to our sponsors this episode - EVERYONE AT HTTP://PATREON.COM/CHILLUMINATIPOD Nuts - http://www.nuts.com/chill Talkspace - http://www.talkspace.com/chill Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - http://www.youtube.com/user/superbeardbros Editor - DeanCutty http://www.twitter.com/deancutty Art Commissioned by - http://www.mollyheadycarroll.com Theme - Matt Proft End song - POWER FAILURE - https://soundcloud.com/powerfailure Video - http://www.twitter.com/digitalmuppet

Hello my little chilling monauts. Welcome. Welcome, welcome. Today's a special day for you. Oh, it's a mini-sode. Mini-sode 103, but it's a mega-sized mini-sode today. Oh, yeah. To both the grunts. We call it a mega mini. Is this what we're gonna call it?

A mega mini? Mega mini. We didn't get a mini-sode out to you guys last week. I had a throw storm, kind of cause a problem. So instead of doing two separate mini soads, we're just gonna do two articles a piece and give you a quote and quote, double thick mini soda. So I know what I have obviously.

So I'm gonna start here with something kind of fun. This is a little supernatural, but this comes from the Mexico, Mexico Daily News.com. And out in a village out in Mexico, there's a huge panic that some shapeshifting monster has been stalking and causing problems in their town. The belief is that a supernatural being is lurking nearby has led some residents of a Morello's town

to paint white crosses on their homes for protection. Some Cocoa residents say they began hearing strange noises in the early hours of the morning, up two weeks ago, as they couldn't attribute the noises to an animal or any other source, they concluded that they were made by a Nagual, or Nagual, which is a Mesoamerican folk religion is a human being who has the power to transform

or shapeshift into an animal. So, you know, kind of similar to a skin walker powers, at least on that regard. First, it was a few residents who started talking about the noises. And then, as days passed, more people asserted that they heard the same thing. Luis Algado, a coca-yocker local, told the newspaper, El Sol de Cualata. Sorry, I fucked that up. At some point, one person suggested that the noises were made by a nachoal

and other residents just agreed. They concluded that they needed to do something to ward off the supernatural being so they decided to paint white crosses across their homes. And that's kind of where they're at right now. They say, you know, some of the people that live there forget that their town was built on a Kokokiaku nahuwa tradition. So it was like a kind of an easy connection for them to make if they can't find whatever it is making that noise.

But it's just, it's fascinating to watch even still small town. Still do that like crosses on the doorway, like, you know, warding away whatever is possibly coming. Who knows, maybe there is a nahuwa out there stalking and eating their livestock and scaring people in the middle of the night. No recording of the sound. No, it's maybe there is a nachoal out there stalking and eating their livestock and scaring people in the middle of the night. No recording of the sound? No, no recording of the sound.

If there's a recording, nobody's made a public. So. We're gonna just imagine a narwhal doing all this while you're saying this. And narwhal. And that's what I thought you said the first time. No, and they do say that narwhal are not they're good nor bad.

It just depends on the individual's personality who is the not a wall So it doesn't mean they're scared because it's it's you know, it's unknown and mysterious But it couldn't it might not be necessarily a super evil thing But that's that's my first one the next the next article will we'll go in a circle I'll do it later, but my next one Jesse is for you when we get there Oh, I'm thankful look at that. It's scientific and Alex you go next I choose okay, so I don't you probably when we get there. Scientific. Look at that. It's scientific and amazing. Alex, you go next, I choose. Okay, so I don't, you probably heard about this.

There was a chess tournament, the Moscow chess open last Thursday before, I don't know, it was like in the end of July. And this seven year old kid was like playing chess against a robot. And I guess, and there's video of this, I can show you, there's a tweet with video. Let me grab this.

I know I grab this. Why doesn't the share have just a link? Why can't I just take the link? That's that about. What is that? What's the meaning of this? Here we go. Right?

Yeah. This is the actual clip of this kid. And basically, what apparently happened is that the robot finished his move and then the kid tried to like move, but he moved a little too fast for the robots. Oh my god. In terms of what his programming was. So the robot just grabs this kid's

finger and like holds onto it and breaks it. Like straight up breaks it. Before like a bunch people get up and like try and help this kid out. But the kid like came back the next day, finished a tournament. He wasn't like that fucked up, he was okay. But apparently that was just a programming glitch or maybe there was some sort of AI mistake there, but it does remind me number one, it reminds me of the mechanical Turk, which is what the Ripley's article about this actually brings up at the end is,

I originally thought about this. There was this thing called the Mechanical Turk that was like this man sitting at a table, but it was supposed to be a robot, and it's from the 1700s, like late 1700s. And I think even Benjamin Franklin played against this thing. I don't remember. He went around the world and beat a bunch of people at chess

and nobody was like, it's crazy they made this robot that could beat people at chess. But I figure it's gotta be somebody in their playing chess who's incredibly. Back then? Yeah, I would imagine back then. But it also just kind of feels like, you know, rising the machines a little bit, don't you think?

First, the microwave one to kill his best friend next, and we got this, scary time. And then the Google AI is awakening, you know? I'm saying like a chess robot who's had a little bit of enough with a kid and accidentally grabs the kid and breaks his finger is like the inciting incident of like a Will Smith, you know, action movie. Yeah, yeah. It's like about the robots to come over.

Yeah, it's the beginning of the AI takeover. I wrote about, I've seen that movie. So it broke it. That's pretty crazy. I would be a whore fight if I was that kid. I'd be afraid to smush my finger and destroy it, but you know what, with the breaking? To me, everybody seems pretty calm.

Yeah, everybody just kind of gets up and is like, all right, let's say we can do here to help. Maybe that's how you know this kid's Russian. He's probably like, the machine is broken my finger. And he needs some medication. Excellent. Jesse, take it away. Let's start off with the fun one.

So the other day, I was over on Reddit and I saw that there was someone posted like a list of the top birth days like the day most people celebrated and I was curious because I was like, where's May 18th fall? And I noticed it was like right in the middle, but for some reason August and September are the highest months and I assume that's because people be boned down in winter, right? I assume that's the case.

Yeah, I gotta get cozy. That song, you know, it's called that song. What were the two words about? Mark, she said August and September are the case. Yeah, gotta get cozy. That song, you know, it's called that song. What were the two words about? March, you said? August and September are the highest. Okay. And so I was, you know, just had that on my mind when I stumbled upon an article

over on live signs.com about the birthday paradox. And let's get asked you a question. It is apparently a very famous brain teaser and this is fascinating to me. All right. How large does a random group of people need to be for there to be at least a 50% chance that two people will share the same birthday?

My brain wants to say 366. I bet it's like 100. The answer? 23. Ah! What? Crazy, huh? So, the article goes on to say like, most people would assume. I bet it's like 100. The answer, 23. What? Crazy, huh? So, the article goes on to say like, most people would assume it would be 183, right?

Cause, you know, since there's 365 days in the year, but no, just like how there are certain days where there are more popular births, it translates over into this. Because so many people are born on say September 19th, it's likely there'll be two people born September 19th. It's likely that there'll be two people born September 19th at that moment in that in that in that at the birthday party. So 23 is likely to have a 50% average. Um, and the doctor they talk to, he says, I love these types of problems because they

illustrate how humans are generally not good with probabilities, leading them to make all sorts of incorrect decisions or draw bad conclusions. Jim Frost says, he's a statistician who's written books about this and he says, additionally, they show how beneficial mathematics can be and improving our lives because honestly, when we just use our brain to think up stuff, we suck at it. He said, the more people in a group, the greater the chances are, at least one pair will have a birthday that 50% chance.

With 23 people, there's 50.3, 50.73% chance. At 57, it's almost 99% chance. At 57. That's not a lot of people at all. Yeah, it's like, I received messages from college statistics professors who do this all the time.

They will make a bet with their class at $20 and the class will always, always bet against the professor. And ever, because the press will say, I bet they're a fifth percent chance. There are two people in this class that have a birthday. And they'll almost always win. That is, that is so crazy.

Yeah. And that is like, that is like magic. Right, but it comes down to the whole thing of like, when you think about flipping coins, you're like, at the end of the day, you always want to be like, oh, it's 50, 50, but it's always, it skews one way or another,

and it's how you flip the way to the coin, and when the coin, what is the coin made of? Like that kind of thing, fastening stuff. And the end of this article is great. It says, there may be several reasons to answer the birthday problems and why it feels counterintuitive. One is that people may unconsciously calculate

what the chance are for someone that has the same birthday as them. Because you only really think about ourselves, like how many people in here could have the same birthday as me. When you could be two other how many people in here could have the same birthdays me. When you could be two other people, we didn't even figure, have the same birthday, and it's not related to us at all.

The birthday problem is conceptually related to another exponential growth problem, frost noted. And so this is another like math thing. Would you, in exchange for a service, be offered one cent, but guaranteed exponential growth? Would you take that? 100%.

Right, and he said, well, of course you should because if you get paid one cent your first day, that's two cent the next day, four cents the third day, eight cents than 16, then he's like, 30 days later you've made 10.7 million dollars. Yeah, and the next day you make double. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, and people don't think about that at all.

But you have to think about stuff like that all the time when you use math stuff. So I thought it was fascinating, article. So over on Livescience.com. I love stuff like that. Close my mind, who's fans? Impossible. Right?

Tony, do you guys know anybody? Do you know anybody or know of anyone that have the same birthday as you? Me? I weirdly enough, I know there are three or four people in our weird pseudo-internet influencer celebrity circle that definitely do. May 18th, but I'm like right in the middle, right?

Apparently August and September, and I believe September 19th, I think. That's the big one. Is the number one day most people are born. That's crazy. Yeah. I think back and I had two people I knew personally that were friends that both had my birthday.

One when I was much younger, one was in high school and then the rock has my birthday, it's all I can think of. That's pretty good. Yeah. It's only 50%. You said to have a 99, almost completely positive, you need what do you say it was 50 some people, 57? But that's still, I mean, like if you throw,

if you throw a birthday party, you invite 100 of your closest friends, someone 100% has the same birthday as you. You're inviting someone who has the same birthday to your birthday party, for sure. 100%. Yeah. Oh yeah. Crazy. same birthdays you you're inviting someone who has the same birthday to your birthday party for sure 100 percent. Yeah. Oh yeah. Crazy. That's fucking dead. Statistics are wild. Yeah man, especially because like you said, human's brain brains are not good at it. We never think about that stuff.

Yeah. No. There's actually a lot of famous people that have my birthday. That's weird. Yeah, I had a Pope. I think it may be John Paul II I think. You should be there. I'll forward. I think maybe John Paul II I think you should check the Ford Oh god Matthew Fox come on. Thank you today sponsor Ghostbett for sponsoring today's episode I was a little redundant there. I don't know if you can believe it But August is about halfway done by now maybe a little more and Labor Day is right around the corner Lucky for you. That means Ghostbett's Labor Day sale is about to save you a ton of money. If you've been tossing and turning in a hotbed all summer and trust me, as somebody who lives in

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that's not good for Jesse, but guys, there's another face on Mars, did you see this? Make a mini. another face on Mars. Did you see this make a mini a new face on Mars Post to coast am of course of course spooky look at you see the picture It's there's not much to say other than there it is Do you see it obviously you do? Because it's so fucking obvious that that is a huge chunk of a statue from an ancient alien civilization That once thrived on Mars.

Yeah, I mean, clearly, clearly. It looks like a face. But it looks like a Akanatan, if you know who that is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's all right. That's all right. There's not much there, I can say other than that's clearly just a rock that's been eroded away over many, many years.

What is the name of this group that does this? Like they're like, they like go and they like look at old there's like an individual. It was like a professional like he called himself like an expert photo and a inspector of like NASA's release stuff. Yeah. I don't remember that guy's name is,

that's one of my favorite ones. No, but the real article that I want to bring to your attention here is that scientific research has been going into to figure out, going into see if spiders dream. And the evidence shows that spiders actually show all the behavior of dreaming. A fascinating study wherein spiders were observed as they sleep found that the creatures exhibit traits associated with dreaming.

The remarkable research was reportedly the brainchild of German behavioral ecologist Dan Yella Robler, who was intrigued when she found that some jumping spiders, which she had collected for a different experiment, were suddenly motionless near the top of their enclosures. Initially, thinking that the arachnids had died, she was amazed when she looked closer and realized that they were sleeping while hanging from a strand of their web, which was a here-to-fore unseen technique exhibited by the creatures. Jumping spiders in particular are really, really interesting

because they are one of the only species of spiders that has evidence of some sort of problem-solving or like, choice-making. So they've got experiments where they put food or an insect or whatever for a jumping spider to go get to with multiple pathways and they'll see the, they'll go down the dead end one and you'll see the look around

and then they'll backtrack and go a go down the dead end one and you'll see the look around and then the back track and go a different way that gets them closer to it. So like there is like a little bit of thought going on behind the jumping spiders brain. Even though it's not a spider, there's an incredible video of a cat that I watched where it was like,

this guy held up a hoop and the cat, this big furry white cat like looks at the hoop, backs up a little bit, like does this weird like measurement jump, backs up a little bit more, looks at the hoop again, and then like moves forward and like picks up her and jumps her, and I'm like, that cat figured that out so quickly.

They sit there and they think, every time sometimes my cat wants to jump over the gate and he'll sit there and he'll look at it and he'll like very clearly like inspecting it before he makes his calculated leap. Incredible. And stuff. Have you seen the webs?

The webs? Yeah, so there's this, I said you'll link, there's this thing of these spiders and they like, game the spiders. Oh, the tripping spiders, yeah, the tripping spiders on my whole thing. Yeah, they give them different drugs. And the structure of the different webs changes it like

Mean I don't know I don't know that it means much, but it is just so interesting that it Like their brains are impacted by drugs and similar you know in some ways Yeah, this was a NASA study the best way to describe this is LSD Creates like a while looking web Speed marijuana. It's almost like a normal looking web. Caffeine? I think that's the word, that might be the worst drug of all. That is my god.

That's outweb. Just finishing as quickly as possible. The LSD web is like straight lines. It's like wild. Yeah, it's very, very cool though. I love that stuff. Oh, I will say this. They also, if you think about it, right,

they actually injected the drugs into flies that they gave to the spiders. Oh, that's hilarious. That's a good way to get it in their system. The drug out of the flies is going to have a good time going out at least. That's crazy. No idea what's happening. They see reality for what it is and then they get eaten. Wild style. For the dreaming spiders though, Robler ended up quipping a night vision camera with a magnifying glass and filmed the sleeping spiders overnight. And you can watch the footage, which she is stunned to see the creatures experiencing

occasional minute long episodes, in which they would inexplicably move their legs. They were uncontrollably looking like they were twitching. Almost like Dreaming. Like my dog's dreaming. And here's a video of it right now. Oh, into Zoom. Spider dreaming video. And you can watch it just you know

twitching and moving and like a dog like a dog sleeping. Yeah, it's you say it's abdomen twitch it curls its legs in a few times It's legs. I'm gently so weird. Yeah, yeah, and it like Jumping spiders are like the puppies of the of the spider world. They're so cute. I look like the only spider I like they're adorable. Yeah, like it's like it looks like I mean you've watched that and you're like, huh? Oh retinal movements Oh, cool. You can see his eyes moving. You know what's absolutely bonkers about this? Unlisted Yeah, so I just for research. Unlisted just for research not like hey kids on the internet look at this That's fascinating. They would just wouldn't put this out there

Yeah, it still does like better numbers than most of my videos. Yeah, same. Yeah, and I just found that freaking cool because again, we look at like insects and bugs as simple robotic creatures, like that just operate on a very simple kind of nervous system command system.

But there's clearly like, you know, at least in the spiders, there's clearly a little bit more going on under their hood. There's some sort of thought process probably happening, you know, at least in the spiders, there's clearly a little bit more going on under their hood. There's some sort of thought process probably happening, you know, it's just fascinating to see that even the smallest creatures are way more complicated than we give them credit for, even with what we know about them now.

And that's it. I figured you'd like that, Jesse, because it's scientific. I fucking loved it because I like jumping spiders. That is super interesting. Yeah, it's really cool. Like, it does look like it's dreaming. Like, if you didn't know any better, it does look like it's dreaming. Like if you didn't know any better,

it does look like it's dreaming. I mean, it might be. It very well may be, but that's it for me, Jesse. So Alex, you can give us your last one. Okay, yeah, I got one for you right here, also from LiveScience.com by Ben Turner. Brian brings us this article. It is about, do you guys know about quantum computers?

Like, do you guys understand the concept of quantum process? On a very, very basic level, yes, but. Basically, like computers have the thing that are like ones and the things that are zero. That's like bits, right? And then quantum computers have the ones that can be ones or zeros, but they can also be both until observed. Yeah, right. It's like cat in the box situation. Shroudingers can also be both until observed.

Yeah, right. It's like cat in the box situation. Shroudingers can't read. Pretty much. But basically, that allows you to quantum entangle quibits or whatever they're called, the quantum bits, to continue to be linked even over distances. And it allows computers to perform multiple calculations at once. It's a complex process. Is this the Fibonacci thing? Yeah. So this is crazy.

Oh, I saw this. Yeah, this is crazy. So basically, the problem with quantum computers that makes them hard to use is that they don't, these quibits or whatever they're called that are like these quantum version of bits, they are hard to isolate so that the environment around them doesn't interact with them. So they lose quantumosity if you will, quantumania, if you will.

Yeah, much better making. Right, they lose their quantumania if you fuck up. Like, in any way, there's like almost no way to prevent this from happening. So instead, what physicists tried to do inside this processor was to create a new stable phase of matter. Like, like, like, something that's not a solid liquid or a gas. So the quantum entanglement,

it like weaves these things together, these qubits together into like the shape of the materials own state. So that you have a topological version of the quibbit that's like a little bit easier to observe. It's like a little bit because it has like a physical shape. It's like it's a little bit easier to understand it. I know this is hard but it keeps it from decaying into losing its quantumness. Right? And becoming one or the other. Yeah, and a big part of that is you want to break

the object's physical symmetries, which means that it applies like the laws of physics apply to this thing at any point in time and space. Okay, yeah. Right? Like this, the articles like as a liquid, molecules and water follow the same physical laws at every point in space in and every direction.

But if you cool water so that it transforms into ice, the molecules pick points along the crystal structure to arrange themselves. So now it's different because the space to have preferred spaces to occupy. So you're breaking the physical symmetry. So creating a new topological phase to keep these quibits stable,

you have to break physical symmetry in the same way as water and ice does, except you're doing it in time. And you're doing that by shooting lasers at these quibits. So this, they tried to do this periodically by jolting the ion chains with lasers at different frequencies or periodically. You know that very fine laser, the one they're using like surgeries and stuff,

the one that's like, that's what they're using. They're using like state of the art tech to do this. Yeah, so they wanna break the continuous time series symmetry with the lasers and impose another version of time symmetry where they remain the same across certain intervals in time, which will create something called a rhythmic topological phase. Okay, but this did not happen.

So instead of doing the thing they wanted to do, which was to stabilize these bits and stuff, they amplified what was going on outside of the system, and it was destroyed in less than two seconds. So, yeah. So the second try, they tried to make something a little bit more, a little bit less specific, and they wanted to,

like it's technical, but basically, what they figured out was that if they wanted to try using the laser in the Fibonacci sequence, rather than going A, B, A, B, A, B, A, B, doing Fibonacci, which is A, B, A, B, A, A, B, A, A, B, A, B, A, B, A, B, A, B, A, B, you know what I'm saying? Like it's the Fnatchy sequence.

So it created a time symmetry that was ordered without repeating like a quasi-crystal. And it squishes the higher-dimensional pattern onto a lower-dimensional surface, according to the article. And this basically creates bonus, it seems like it's getting bonus symmetry from a non-existent extra time dimension. They created an extra time dimension, Mathis.

They created an extra time dimension. So then, I just, you know, it just fucking, it just feeds into my belief that reality is fucking not real. You know, it is, we only experience it in a linear direction. I mean, reality can be real, but real can be anything. Real is anything. It pops up to real.

Our feedback from our instruments that we have to measure this reality may be limited in some respect. Yeah, and that's cool. It created another time awesome though. I don't know what that means. Neither, but it just makes me think aliens are coming from a different dimension.

You know what I mean? That's how I just tell them. I remember they also made like means. Neither, but it just makes me think aliens are coming from a different dimension. You know what I mean? That's how I just tell you. And because they also made like a time crystal inside a computer at Google, I remember, stuff's getting weird in science, man. Yeah, and it just, and it never is like big news. Never big news. We made a time dimension that probably lasted like a half a second,

but still like we literally manipulated the fabric of reality for just a moment. Just time is space. they are the same. I'm sorry that I didn't explain that better because I'm not that educated in like watching physics. You did your best. I hope that I like kind of walked you through kind of what I have.

I think you did. I think I kind of understand it. It just, that's the shit I love. I know it brings existential dread to so many, but for me, oh, I love that shit. Just this point that we know so fairy a little, you know, so little. Well, I must conclude then with,

even though we're all now like, what is the future? Polariously, futureologist, Dr. James Bellini, has futureologists. Yeah, has, this is what the world will look like by 2050. And ironically, it is, in nowhere, nowhere is it close to the Jetsons. No, where is it, unless we have like another dimension open up, like this cracked me up so much, they, basically,

I'm just gonna, I'm not gonna, there's no reason to like go through the whole thing, but a lot of things that we can expect would be like sonic cleaning of clothes and dishes and things like that, waterless technology will be huge because of the fact that there's gonna be a lot of water problems coming up and then because of a lot of water problems that means a lot of the things we eat

will no longer be available to eat which means that bugs and products that are created will be more eaten by people. Now does that mean that people in the United States can be eating bugs like crazy? No, but it does mean that third world countries are going to have to have food. Yeah, they have to have to have a food. So that's what is big, but I thought that this list of things was just wild. So by 2050, obviously there'll be more

autonomous self-driving cars, many, many more. There'll be smart fridges that can manage the shelf life and then restock them shelves. Which we kind of have now, kind of. Some of that are Disneyland one time. Yeah, apps that will help you with recycling or help the government with recycling. Vast quantities of lab-grown meat, more and more of that.

And look, I don't know about lab-grown meat or what, but I will say, there's a lot of burger places opening up in LA that are veggie burgers, that taste just like real burgers, and sometimes are, there's no difference. Snunch. Shout out Monty's. Yeah.

Smart Kettles. More and more things to help you conserve water usage, more and more things that, you know, so you don't steam off too much. You know, like all sorts of things that are gonna save water. More and more things are going to be related to heat in the sun.

So windows that have like smart tinting or things that keep houses cooler or hotter depending on the weather and it does it automatically that doesn't use up a lot of electricity or gas or whatever. This is my favorite one. Increased usage of holograms.

Here for you. Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. I'm ready for cyberpunk. I am on election nine for the original pilot pioneer and Increased usage of robotic housekeeping. Mm-hmm like Rumbas. I mean I would assume Better than just a Rumba, not like robots. Yeah, I would assume like more Rumba-esque things,

but now I'm worried that when you see who puts away my things. Yeah, when you see who puts away my things. Yeah, when you see things like Amazon, buying Roombas, and now Roombas owned by Amazon, which also is like, they're gonna map your whole damn home. Of course. Which, depending on if you care or not, might be good for you, might not.

Right, like maybe having your home mapped makes it easy for those robots to do stuff. Absolutely nuts. Hover technology. Let's go. Hover technology. I'll be L.A. Jet Pac-Man. What that means though, we don't know. Hover technology is to be anything.

Hover technology. Yeah. Like, like trains? Just Hover tech in some form. Like we will be messing with like, you know, maybe we'll have a hover board. Who knows? You know, like maybe I'll finally be able to, to Martin McFly my way over. Well, you can't do it over water,

but you're gonna down the road. That's in another few hundred years, the water part. Yes, this is my favorite one, in quotes, healthy junk food. Don't know what that means. Yeah, what does that mean? You know what that is? But I'm here for it, sign me.

Hell, it's bad, it is good for you though. Like, our taste good, but it's also good for you. I don't understand what that means. Also food that doesn't go bad, infinite shelf life will be a thing as well. Oof. Which again, infinite shelf life, which I think is one of those things that comes down to,

we have to create food because we're running out of, all this no matter what has to do with water. It's all water-based and like temperature-based. And I, you know, I feel like this is a slighway of a futurist to be like, it's it's environment based but I'm not gonna say that because I don't want to get yelled at by people but I feel like this is you know yeah it's it's a little weird okay we need to stop we need to stop think follow me here we need to stop think about infinite shelf life start

thinking about infinite elf life I'm with you I'm with you I mean they weren't till they went to the west to be honest Yeah, yeah, that was a big mistake. That's why we have a fucking Magga right now is because the elves left on the fucking boat Just make them come back and make our middle-earth grade of grand but but this is the best part a Survey asked people what they wanted They said flying cars Fuckable robots. Yeah flying cars a foolproof pill for the cure for a hangover. Chocolate that doesn't melt jet pads. Get you stoned.

Smell a vision, a mirror that applies makeup for you. Ovens that plate your food and none of the above. He's wrong with everybody. Yeah, man. They're all lost. He's wrong with you people. The capital. You're welcome. I'm John. The robots were on there, honestly. I mean, I. He's wrong with you people. They're all so awesome.

You're welcome. I just want you all. I just want the robots on there, honestly. I mean, I don't think people are, are like just trying to say any human to bang them. They're like robots. No, I'm all right. I saw that kid get his finger broken by a robot.

I don't want the dog broken by a robot. Yeah, that's gonna be one bad accident away from the company going under. What if you want your dawn broken by a robot. Yeah, that's gonna be one bad accident away from a company going under. What if you want your dawn broken by a robot? Pay extra for that and you probably sign a waiver. Who doesn't? Probably don't need a robot.

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but we're recording this out of order of the main episode. What? What? This is the, we're opening with some central, central dulcet tones to your ear holes. Yeah, now this time it's doubling as a vocal warmup. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

I think you two both know what my article is by the way. Um, the thing you've been freaking out about the last last 24 hours. Yeah, yeah, that checks out. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Again, it's not, the headline is way blow blows out of proportion. What is actually in the Congress reports. But last night at 10 p.m., an article dropped on Vice that says Congress admits UFOs not manmade

says threats increasingly, increasing exponentially. So there's every year, this is budget reports that go out and the Congress is to put it together. And in those budget reports, you can see where money's going, including the UAP programs that we're aware of and whatnot. But there's a little bit of a line in there that they picked up on, that vice picked up on that kind of alludes to what we kind of figured are kind of already a little bit. But it's saying it here, it says, very deep in a report that's an addendum to the Intelligence Authorization Act for fiscal year 2023, the budget that governs America's clandestine services, Congress made two startling claims.

The first is that quote, cross domain,-medium threats to the United States national security are expanding exponentially. And then the second is that it wants to distinguish between UFOs that are human in origin and those that are not, quote, temporary non-attributed objects or those that are positively identified as man made after analysis will be passed to appropriate offices and should not be considered under the definition of unidentified aerospace undersea phenomena, the document states. So they are specifically saying the things

that they know are man-made or do not fall under this program with, again, it doesn't mean aliens obviously. There's no way to read it that's not pretty scary. It is, it's definitely fascinating, no matter fucking what, but they are, those two little lines were buried in there and they got plucked out and not, it's more, that's more fuel for my fires, all I'm saying, I'm very excited. It is, this is interesting to me, I love this kind of stuff,

because it isn't just like, and then the aliens probe my butt. It's like, yo, there's some things, and we don't know, and they ate ours, and they're not from Earth. Like that kind of thing, I'm like, all right, yeah, no, all right. I believe that. I've got my interest.

And that's really all, that's all we're left with is that they clarify, they are not man-made, and that they are an increasing, and exponentially increasing threat, meaning it's happening a lot more. She wore their threats. What does that mean to them? So it's the government, right?

So in my mind, everything to them is a threat so they can make weapons first. And do we don't know what it is? Yeah, anything that comes into our airspace that we cannot understand or don't know what it is, I imagine they identify as a threat. Sure, but threat is like a huge word. You know what I mean? Like there they identify as a true. Sure, but thread is like a huge word.

You know what I mean? Like there's a lot of implied stuff there. And so, If you believe in the theory project blue beam where the government is going to false flag and alien UFO attack on us so that we all unite and build a giant weapon and go into the stage. That's watchmen.

Watchmen. Stop with the plot project. No, like blue beam. And also there are people who believe that. It's project blue dick is what it is. It's watchmen. Stop with the plot. Well, and also there are people who believe that. It's project blue dick is what you do. It's research. If you research that, like if you take two seconds and research the origins of project blue beam,

you very quickly realize it's not real. It was written by Alan Moore. Yeah, it was just ripped from a comic. No, yeah, there's like the origins of it are very obvious. But continue, Jesse, I'm sorry. No, it's fascinating to me that this is, like I said, I'm sorry. No, it's fascinating to me that this is, like I said, I am altru skeptical about a lot of this stuff, but this kind of thing

to me reads as honest and true as most things, I'm just curious about the wording. Like what it means, what, you know, is it a threat because like you guys are saying, it's just we don't know what it is and it's in our airspace or is it a threat because like, they've reached out to the government and all the warning. Like, it goes back to the idea of when they talked about, you know, when atomic

bombs were being tested and like, there was weird. And that's kind of when they showed up. And it's kind of like, all right, well, is that, what does that mean? And, and, you know, once this door opens, then the things I'm skeptical about, I'm like, okay, I'm a little bit more open to where this could possibly lead. But again, we don't know exactly because it's a very ambiguous, the word threat is like, it can be a lot of things. Yeah, I imagine my conspiracy theory about this. Please do, please do. Check this out. Okay, ready?

We already know Disney has in the past made propaganda for the US government. Correct. This is true. I think you can see one of them on Disney Plus still. We already know Disney has in the past made propaganda for the US government. Correct. This is true. I think you can see one of them on Disney Plus still. There's the one with the Nazi scientist explaining landing on the moon. There's an actual Disney like. Oh, I thought you meant that time.

Donald Duck became a Nazi. Oh, there's that too. There's that too. Remember that? That was why I do remember that. Yeah. There's a lot of times when Disney has worked with the government. Things like like three

Kabayeros was like a reach out to like Latin American country. I love those three by the way. Yeah, that's the reason you go to Disneyland. That's a trippy ass movie, by the way. You should watch that if you have it in a while. It's on Disney+. But basically, we know this. We know they've done this.

And then there's also the thing that I should really look into further than this, but the thing that my dad showed me one time, a long time ago, that was like a memo, that was like a government memo that was like the way to get people used to alien invasions is to like slowly integrate it into the culture until it's easy to comprehend, right? I mean, that makes the most sense to me.

Just so that when we finally say it's real, it's like not that hard to stomach and conceptualize what it means, right? Yeah, the big thing is that, oh God shit now, because I read it like two or three weeks ago, I forget where it's at, is that the kind of running theory still is, if these are real, if there are aliens,

if the government knows about them, not necessarily contacts them, but knows they exist. Sure. The likelihood that they're from another planet, I think is still low, and they more maybe sit somewhere above or below us, and unlike just a reality. Which is exactly what I'm saying. If you think about what Disney has been doing

over the last decade or so with Marvel. Oh yeah, multiple of the multiverse. Pushing us in Sesame Street, how to understand. I love this for other dimensions. The MCU is just, just gotta get ready for multiple realities. I'm down. I believe in.

Spiderman, into the spider verse, that's all just propaganda. You're absolutely just like a government program to teach us Sesame Street style. Yes, that's how the multiverse was. Shiny colors, bright lights. Oh, Lucky was literally like, I'm so mad because that's so good.

And I love that theory so fucking. I absolutely 100% agree. That is fantastic. Damn, dude, because like when I was going to say is way more boring, because like my belief is like a probably more simple in that they call it a threat because these things come into our airspace A, but they perform maneuvers that they cannot keep up with. It doesn't make any sense.

They'll like mirror our our flights and like kind of follow them around, but they never really do much. They're like going the water and like, yeah, right. So the water go back down. No resistance. The movements don't make sense with the physics that we are aware of today. But I also think it's also as simple as while the government knows that they may not be human, they might be as in the dark as we are.

Like they, they may genuinely have more information and maybe they know a little bit more, but they might not know fucking all that much anyway. Like they, they might only be as informed as we are on a general level. There was something I remember Obama was on like, what's his name? I like to sing. What's his name?

James Corden. Yeah, James Corden. I like to sing. That's all I need to do. Yeah, I know that. Yeah, he was on there and he asked him directly about the like Tom DeLong, like those, the Navy footage or whatever,

Air Force footage, whatever it is. And that was like popular like the last couple of years. And Obama didn't like directly say anything but he said something along the lines of like, sure are some interesting sightings going on lately. Like something like this. Yeah, like that's not the same as saying this is not real. Yeah.

And there's a reason podcast, Steve O, by the way, it like does an amazing interview podcast. I really love Steve's podcast. It's pretty funny. He's such a, and he's so interested, he's just interested, because he's come such a long way. He's just a fascinating person to like follow.

But he did a podcast with Tom DeLong a couple of weeks ago and they talk about the alien thing for like a good 20 or 30 minutes and it's just worth a listen. He talks about the government people he's spoken with, the government people that are currently like out and pushing for UFO disclosure and so on. And what he claims he knows, obviously, you know, you take it with a grain of salt,

it's fucking Tom DeLong, but still the, the again, what comes up in that conversation is that trans-dimensional existence, that maybe it's all part of a giant consciousness instead of actually like- It is that they're from like, I know that you're a man. It's fucking great, man, it's a great interview.

It's so good. Definitely go watch it if you're interested in that kind of thing. Hi, Kelly. Shit, man, like, this little, I'm just happy. I'm happy we got a little soft disclosure. I just want to know more. Soft disclosure.

Yeah. That's what I call it. Speaking of you from another alternate reality, I want to talk about a New York Times article that came out recently. Uh, that is about doppelgangers and about. Oh, yeah. I saw this about a photographer called Francois Brunel who is from Canada and

Basically what happened was Brunel one time realized that they look a lot like Rowan Atkinson Themselves and so this like inspired this like crazy project that's called I'm not a look alike. And if you want the link to I'm not a look alike. I'll drop that in the chat right now. It's people that are not in any way related, but look fucking similar. Yeah. This is to the point that they're recur, like they're referred to as double gangers. And I'll also give you a link to the New York Times article, which also has some more images of this. You can have a chance to look at it at home. If you just look up Francois Brunelle, I'm not a look alike.

And basically, there is a journal called Cell Reports that published a study on Tuesday. Dr. Manelle Esteller, that's probably absolutely butchered, researcher at the Hosep Carreras leukemia research institute in Barcelona, Spain, they were studying identical twins at one point and then the study shifted from people that are actually twins, the people who aren't twins, but look like their twins and trying to explain what the fuck was going on. And basically, they got 32 of the pairs from this photo project to use as their subjects,

literally the same people that earn all these like amazing photos, which like, I mean, you can speak to these photos. Like, you're looking at them just like me. These people look spookly similar sometimes. Yeah. Sometimes it's hard not to see how they're not identical, actually. It's like that Swedish wrapper that looks like Jesse,

who's that, that nor is there in there? No, it was German. It was like German on the, oh, the German idol. And when I was in Amsterdam, everyone thought I was him. It's like Tritium and like a king. It was crazy.

Or that dude in that cyberpunk video, the greatest thing that I was saying. That guy as well. Yeah, there's a lot. Look, I'm like, you know, there's a lot of fat nerds who look like me out there. I'll be real. Oh, dude. One time a Yeah, there's a lot, look, I'm like, you know, there's a lot of fat nerds who look like me out there. I'll be real. One time a homeless guy outside of a burger place just thought I was lying to him when

I told him I wasn't Zach Galifianakis. He was like, okay, okay. He's like winking at me and shit and like getting my elbow like, okay. But basically they compared these 16 pairs of people to see if their DNA was similar. And what they found out was that these people that are like actually true doppelganger look alike have a significant similarity in their genes because their genomes have really similar sequencing. It also seemed to prove that it doesn't just affect their appearance, but also their behavior.

And that both of those things are controlled more by your genetics, seems like, than your environment, which is kind of interesting. Obviously, I'm not discounting something like privilege or abuse or something like that in the developmental process. I'm just saying or abuse or something like that in the developmental process. I'm just saying it's pretty wild that they are like genome-wide similarities, not just looks when they're this close visually, which is just a thing about. And I'm sure that, and the reason I picked this story is just number one, it's interesting. I thought it was going to impress Jesse. And number two.

I love that the thing we try and do now is like we've just taken it upon ourselves to try and impress them. I'm like a little kid cartwheeling through the living room all the time. I was gonna say that I think it's, it's like when you think about it, the possibility is obviously clear because in the end, we all are ancestors

from like a very small group of people and that's just a fact. At a certain point there are a few people and now there are a lot of people. And that's just a fact. At a certain point, there are a few people. And now there are a lot of people. But and even parts of the world like, gingaskan, there are a lot of people who are later gingaskan because he can't be he fucked a lot. And so, you know, it's it's bizarre and crazy and it's super interesting. I love this kind of. Yeah. Yeah. They're saying it's like also like, literally luck of the draw in some cases,

just like random sequences that are closer each other. But the thing that's interesting about it is like, there's like applications for this. Like for example, you could maybe find that people who look like you are susceptible to a disease or something like that. So it's kind of an interesting sort of like, I don't know, doppelgangers,

as a sort of ancient idea, mystical idea of having some weird connection to you, might not be that off from what's really going on. And I think that's really cool though. I think that's fucking weird as hell. I do too, but in the coolest way, people say I look like Charlie Day, so maybe he's hopefully he's a healthy guy,

and I think I pick up some of's hopefully he's a healthy guy and like, I take up some of this. He's a healthy guy. Yeah, and I get some of his bone of that. How kind of said that about me? Oh man, I just rappled off. Take us home. I want to take, you know what, we've been exploring things and looking at science and sci-fi, but I want to take us back to the paranormal paranormal and more importantly, just good old-fashioned lying. So there's an article over on Mental Floss that I'm obsessed with.

It's history, it's like skepticism, it's everything. And more importantly, it has a character who's a total badass and I love historical badasses. I love something. So it's 1590s France. And this article talks about how there's this girl named Martha Bruciaire and what a beautiful name. She travels around with her father

because apparently she is possessed by demons. And she has like a demonic entity in her body and they travel the countryside, putting on a stage show where people can come and like, save her, right? So wait, religious vaudeville? Pretty much, like it's religious entertainment before religious entertainment was a thing.

Like seriously, traveling like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like using exorcism as entertainment before the movie exorcism, you know what I mean? Sure, yeah. So she does the eyes rolling in the back of her head. She speaks like, oh, look how bold. Right, she does the whole thing. And everyone that attends is like completely convinced

she is being taken over by this actress. And so the article goes into the fact that like, she's from the small French community where her father was a weaver. And one day she began to possess symptoms of being possessed by a demon. And whatever those symptoms are, you know, it was probably she was like,

mouth and off or something. And like, dammit. And so the family claimed that it was the result of a vindictive neighbor who just happened to be a witch and her father decided- Oh, obviously. Right, her father decided it would be of the interest of the public to deal with it publicly.

So the tour, the two toured France shocking audiences with her crazy behavior and then they'd hire like a priest to come on stage and save her but then eventually the demon would come back and take over body so they could continue the tour. This is the best part of the article. It's amazing. Eventually, the two or three of them arrived in Paris, which provided more opportunities for public interest as well as increased scrutiny.

Disturbed by the attraction, King Henry the Force personal physician, Michel or Miguel Meriscot, or Meriscot, was tasked with examining Brossea's condition. And it was here that her claims began to fall apart. And I love. Wow, surprise.

I love smart dudes. So this dude is a straight up genius. So, Marisko is clever, punishing a piece of the true cross, as he claims, a fragment believed to have come from Jesus's crucifixion. He loomed over her and she hissed at the apparent, an apparent pain at this religious iconography. But the cross was just ordinary wood.

And I was like, I gotta be the twist. It was just ordinary wood. And Tom Sawyer vibes. And what he actually did is the piece he said was that like he actually said he had a piece of the cross. He used it as the, because it was a small piece, he used it as a tongue depressor to see if there was anything wrong with her mouth

and she didn't squirm, she didn't fight. Nothing happened. That's awesome. So he like, double got her. That's amazing. Then he attempted to converse with her in Latin and the father had said that demon speaks every language. However, the girl did not understand anything.

He said, then he went and was like, all right, we got to run some more tests. We got to see what's up. So he spoke religious Lidious writes to her. He had a book and he's like doing the whole like dominoes, like doing the whole thing and she's squarming and freaking out. But really, he's just reading like some stuff from Virgil. That's awesome.

Right? But he's just really just like reading religious fan fiction to her, which is amazing. And she's freaking out. Freaking like, like rock music to like the children at the preschool or something. Yeah, it's so good. He flings holy water at her and she freaks out.

But it's really just normal water and he has her drink water, but it's actually holy water and she's fine. You know, like that kind of stuff, and he keeps doing this to her. And she keeps getting more and more crazy, but at the things that are not even remotely religious. So he decreed that this was not only a public nuisance, but also just a flat out lie. And they were ripping people off and taking their money.

So they threw them in prison for several months. But of course, this is my favorite part, the public that showed up at every show would not believe it. They were like, this is just the government coming in. And this poor girl is taken over by demons and you're through and jail. That kind of thing. And it's just an absolute, this is 1509. Nothing changes. I know man, nothing.

It's so depressing. When you like, when you bring up this shit and then you start saying shit that is happening now, it's just. It's just so sad. Continued when released, she took her show underground holding sayonses for captive audiences in small towns. Girl was making her dollar away. Dude, we just got to accept that people are dumb dumbs. You know? That's just what it is. Again, we're kind of going back

into like the deeper talks about this that we've had, but it's that comfort feeling. It gives them answers, it gives them certainty and taking that away is worse for them mentally and emotionally than to still double down and just have it. It's crazy to me that rather than say, I believe in this religious thing,

I believe there are demons, I believe all this stuff, but this one person is lying. It's like, no, if that person's lying, then everything's a lie. That's not even how it works, but that's like what it feels like. This dude straight up fragile. The belief is for some people.

Like, yeah. That dude straight up is just. It gave multiple examples of why it was alive. And he was like, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. And I was like, how dare you? How dare you? I'm just kidding. It's literally like that zealot mindset, right?

Of like, the more on trial your belief system is, the more people are like, wait a minute, you start to go like, yeah, you just like go in on it. You just. I think there's studies out there. It says your brain perceives it as personal tax initially. It just hits you at your core, especially if they're core religious beliefs and you're

identified with them. It takes time, patience, and kindness to show people where they are instead of yelling and berating at them, which is what the social media is so awful for. It just entrenched people even further, which is a whole other conversation, but 1500 people, they're the same as us. No difference. No difference.

They just, they're like, oh, roll. It's actually, it's actually, this was France, never mind. Yeah, no, no. It's like, no, no, they would've been like, four, four, four, five, six, movies. Oh, yeah, yeah. See, yeah, they've seen the movies. They all speak the same way. It's like the Empire British love

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Blah blah blah. Blah blah. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome to Chill Mini 105, I believe. I think it's one of those. Oh yeah, it's also like 90% shirts 105. So I'm gonna go with that. We should start the numbering over it at one.

You just start fresh, start over all over? It's like we're just, yeah, we're just messing with it. Yeah, I just, yeah, we have to have an event. We have to have some sort of like, Clay Mac to prevent where we fight through time. Yeah, mini crisis. Done. A Chaluminati mini crisis.

I wonder what that would look like. Holly Alien showing up. Speaking of aliens. It's on infinite Chaluminati. Yeah. I'm excited because what I'm bringing today is what Jesse actually gave me. First.

What? Yeah, so we just did Coronado. We wrapped up Coronado. So we're gonna now go back to aliens. And we're gonna talk a little bit about a DOD video that had been released on Reddit the day after it had been recorded on the, on like security footage and whatnot.

And then ended up getting deleted from one reason or another. And Jesse, if you wanna just describe what the video looks like for those who are not going to be able to see the video or two days ago, find it. What are we looking at? Me, you want me to describe the video that I sent you that I don't remember at all. It just a DO, so it looks like a warehouse.

It's a DOD like base or facility. It's a department of defense facility. You can see a big empty parking lot, a big like warehouse building in a spot right now. I remember, yes. Yeah. And there's this light way out there that like is approaching and the minute, the video is about two minutes long and it slowly approaches and then kind of like stops and hovers on the outside of this place and then disappears. It blinks out. It's gone. And they zoom in on it and you can, when he zooms in on it, if you watch the video, it's around the minute two second mark. It looks like a Roswell style saucer with the wider bottom and the, like, the little hat on top of this thing, almost like a spinning top. It gives

like a spinning top like the old timey, like, like, oldy UFO style thing. And this video was recorded in the day prior to its release, which was like last week or just a few days ago. 27, 22. Yeah. Yeah. So it's not even super far. It's not a week old. No, this is like brand new and it's not being talked about. What's more interesting is I don't know. Did you go into the comments and like do any reading about like who this guy was,

who released it? Uh, at the time there weren't any crazy comments that I saw clearly. There are 750 now. So. Yeah. So the one person, Reddit user library practical says, they went through the guys profile and comments, the guy who posted the video. They said he's been active on Reddit for over a couple of years.

He's, they think he's in the Air Force because he commented regularly on the Air Force sub Reddit, all four different Air Force subreddits With all kinds of specifics that military would know They seem legit. They then sent him a DM and said if it was this easy from the figure out who he might be It would be better from deleted account and so he does in case he would get in trouble and then five minutes later The guy deleted his account. So his account is now gone trouble and then five minutes later, the guy deleted his account. So his account is now gone. While we don't know, all we have is this video that is still up on Reddit right now.

It's got four, it's like 4,000 upvotes. I'll try to also remember to put this over on the subreddit. And it's fascinating because it's just a government surveillance footage of something hovering nearby and then gone. Yeah. Also, did you see the video? I like some. Sorry.

Did you see it? Yeah. Yeah. I did. It looks. It really does look like I don't want to put this in the wrong context because I don't think that this looks very hoax-like. But it looks in the shape of some very famous hoaxes from a long

time ago. Like a very famous version of the alien spacecraft shape that I recognize. There is a dude, we did the gamma, like he changes the gamma and re-uploaded it. And you were 100% correct Alex. I was gonna say the same thing, I just watched that clip. It looks like, you know the I want to believe poster?

Like, almost like that. That's exactly what it looks like. Yes. It's exactly what it looks like. It's Yeah. It's exactly what it looks like. And it's so weird. Yeah. And speaking of aliens, fuck you Tom DeLong for being a fucking trolleroni the other day

for posting a production still from the movie Roswell with no context on it. God so annoying. Photograph of a printed photograph of it. Yeah, he makes it look like it's some weird evidence he got. Context, this is why fucking two the stars can't be trusted. And Tom DeLong is like this. It's like, it's all marketing with him.

It's always marketing with him for something that he's doing with this two the stars, like movie shit. And that's so frustrating. Because then you got to then kind of when you look at evidence like this and you think about Tom DeLong it just makes it so fucking, it just adds more doubt. I wanted to read real quickly some of the comments that he had left before he deleted his account.

He says, just a few reports from Petrolman that there was an odd energy around such as, quote, being watched and followed hard skeptic on their reports due to this video's influence on them at the time with a local investigation. It was quite inconclusive, but we did rule out whether balloon helicopter inbound aircraft or personally own drone. This assumption comes from its overall size, movement patterns and lumens. And we monitor these cameras 24, 7365 and can easily and confidently ascertain the status of any aircraft in our FOV. We movement patterns in lumens. And we monitor these cameras 24, 7, 365 and can easily and confidently ascertain

the status of any aircraft in our FOV. We also utilize a Ninja drone detection program that monitors and tracks all drones within 50 square mile of the area. The only issue that we had shortly after around 30 minutes was the radio system disruption for around 20 seconds. And he says, this is footage from the Northeast

Kohnis DoD installation. So I see a UN US, which I don't know, it's all in caps, so it probably stands or it's abbreviated for something. So that's what we know. And that's the info we have on this video. And it hasn't come out as a whole yet. I don't know, man, it's very convincing.

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Venn diagram of people that Watch our show and this these statistics come from bank rate, an article written by Lizzie Neelan. And you know why you can trust bank rate is because they adhere to strict editorial integrity. So there you go. All right. So check it out.

Here's some stats from them. And from something called house beautiful New York Times JS toward daily and the Pew Research Center. Here we go. One in four Americans believes they live in a haunted house. Forty-four percent of people suspected or knew that they were moving into a haunted house when they moved into their house. I can see that almost half. That's a selling poor lot of people. 35% of people found erratic pet behavior to support the idea that their home was haunted. 34% of people say they would inform a buyer about paranormal activity before selling a property. 27% of

people would only share information about paranormal activity in their home when asked by the buyer. 23% of people said they wouldn't share any information about paranormal activity in their home when asked by the buyer. 23% of people said they wouldn't share any information about paranormal activity in their home with a bit. Although a religious affiliation declined over the past 40 years, believe in the afterlife remained constant. In 1978, around 70% of people believed in the afterlife and about 74% reported the same in 2018. So actually, it's grown by 4%. California real estate agent Randall Bell says that stigmatized property can sell

for 10% to 25% less than non-stigmatized ones. And stigmatized properties are things that have been like psychologically tainted in some way. Yeah, serial killer house. Even if you don't know for sure, like a rumor that a place used to be a whore house, you know, like stuff like that. That's all segmentized property and hauntings

are kind of similar. Those who attend worship services frequently are less likely to say they've seen a ghost. 11% of those who attend religious services weekly say they've witnessed a ghost compared to 23% of people who attend services less frequently. So check that out. And then so that's, you know, people who believe in ghosts and that their house is haunted

is a lot more people than I thought. That's the first thing. But I also have a list that's in this article of the most haunted places in America. And the most haunted houses in America. So that's kind of interesting. So one of the things that they noticed about the most haunted cities is that a lot of them happen to be port cities, and a lot of them are like old, mysterious cities.

So that's kind of interesting. So, and Georgia is one of the most haunted cities in the country. It's founded in 1733, Civil War buildings and cemeteries. There's like a marsh, there's one house, the Marshall House was used as a hospital three times, and people see ghosts there all the time, that type of thing. Another one is at New Orleans, probably the most obvious haunted city in the country.

Obviously, you guys kind of know if you just think of New Orleans, what kind of place it is. It has that reputation with the history of voodoo, plantations, churches, graveyards, haunted houses, all these just crazy things. There's even like a voodoo festival there and a big festival around the mystic arts and stuff like that. Apparently there's a bar that's 200 years old

called the Old Absent Bar that sees bottle and glasses move around all the time. That's just one account in New Orleans. Chicago's another one. 1833 tons of murder in Chicago in the olden days. Apparently Al Capone murdered 200 people just himself. Pretty crazy. First known serial killer ever was in Chicago to H.H. Holmes. Oh yeah, we'll cover him today. That's something we should get to eventually. Uh, note first known serial killer ever was in Chicago to H H homes.

Oh, yeah, we'll cover him today. That's somebody who we should get to eventually. Oh, yeah, we'll have a big series on him. It's like a Scooby-Doo murder house. He literally creates a hotel to murder people. And it's insane. Uh, St. Augustine, Florida, another one, one of the oldest, I think it's the oldest city in the country. He was founded in 1565.

And so, you know, also Portland, Oregon, I think it's the oldest city in the country. It was founded in 1565. So, you know, also Portland, Oregon, Halloween town was Portland, Oregon, just to, if you're a Disney kid. You know, it's just a bunch of towns that are like historical and have like old timey things associated with them that seem to have the most hauntings. And the one explanation, of course, is that that's just marketing, right? But on the other hand, you know, could be that the older

place is the more ghost it has, you know, like in Europe and all the crazy sort of like mystical stuff that's, you know, over going on over there that we kind of don't feel like is going on over here. It's kind of interesting. It's just weird because, you know, the people that lived here before we built cities and shit, you know, they have their own spirituality that's very different from ours, you know, all the different villages and tribes and stuff. And, you know, I don't know, they seem to feel like things are very active for them

all around and are very like closely associated with the world beyond, right? And they've been here for much longer than us. You know, I don't know, something there. It's cool stuff. Yeah, so yeah, there's little some real stats. I also got some houses. I'll just read these off just so that we don't go crazy. Waley House and San Diego have been there.

That's pretty good. We should go there next time you're here, Mattis. That would be a fun little day trip. I'm down. The House of Death in New York. It's pretty good. We should go there next time you're here, Mattis. That would be a fun little day trip. I'll put it down. The House of Death in New York. It's where Mark Twain lived. At one point, Winchester Mystery House, another one in California that we could go to.

I'm sure you've heard of that one. Maybe we did an episode on it. I can't remember this was the widow Sarah Winchester. Yeah, we, I know we've talked about it, but I don't know if we... She was told that all the ghosts that were killed by Winchester's would like come back to Hunter's that you need to build a confusing house. Right. We not we if we didn't do an episode We have talked about it at Lincoln episode Lizzy board in house another one that is supposed to be haunted Franklin Castle in Cleveland I'm not from Ohio, but I hear it's a big it's like supposed to be a

I'm not from Ohio, but I hear it's a big, it's like supposed to be a castle that was built by Honest Teedman in the 1800s and he was like a cruel man who may have murdered his family. And there was like Nazis there, the German socialists were there for a while like the Rocketeer vibes. They found human bones in the walls, pretty crazy. Marshall House and Savannah and other one. Yeah, so shout out to all those places. Little, little, you know, fluff piece from a real tour at website about haunted houses and stuff like that. I thought it was just interesting to see how many people think their house is haunted because that's crazy.

It's a crazy amount. That's a lot of people. I would have put it at like 10% if you had told me to guess, but that's crazy. That's like almost of people. I would have put it at like 10% if you had told me to guess, but that's crazy. That's like almost half. Yeah. But Nan is, I'm moving to, I mean, for 25% cheaper, I would move into a fucking haunted house. I do want to go back to, boy, I just hit the microphone there.

Great. I do want to go back to one of the stats you dropped at the beginning, Alex, about the 74% believing in an afterlife versus 70. Yeah. Just putting on my historical teacher's hat, I find it fascinating because the idea that even though religion is declining or religiosity is declining, that the belief in the afterlife is increasing.

To me, it says two things. One, people don't wanna be associated with current modern religion. For, and I'll let you decide the reasons, but people don't wanna be associated with it. And two, much I would say, I think the Middle Ages is the best example, but like when times are hard,

people are like, boy, I hope there's something after this because this sucks. And so religion increases. And it seems to always be the case. Where are you going to do any less afraid of dying? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's fascinating to me. Um, gentlemen, I've kind of got a fun follow up for you.

Oh, okay, a follow up. Yeah, so this is from life science, Ben Turner wrote an article over there that I found super interesting. I was like, I got it, I got to talk about this. So we did an episode on the Fermi Paradox, yes? Been there, done that. Again, for those of you who do not remember,

the Fermi Paradox is sort of the idea that the universe is huge and it's old and those two things by themselves should mean that the universe is huge and it's old and those two things by themselves should mean that the universe is filled with alien life and yet we lack any real evidence that alien life exists. So the question was, where is everybody? Well, a new study has potentially another answer for that. This one I love, I think it's super distinct

but also just come with me on an adventure. So civilization either collapse or burn out or redirect themselves to prioritizing a homeostasis is what this Michael Wong at Carnegie Institute of Science and Stuart Bartlett of the California Institute of Technology right in this study. They say that like basically civilizations either completely crash or they reach this state where they've expanded so much that it's super difficult for them to keep going. So either they have this homeostatic awakening or the civilization collapses and that's why we don't see anything out there in the universe. And so they came up with this hypothesis

by looking at cities, and they were like, look, if you look at a city, cities increase, and increase, and grow bigger and bigger, and eventually the energy consumption needed to keep it all going, becomes, and the population keeps getting crazy, that you hit a crisis point. When that crisis point, or singularity,

either causes a rapid crash and like ends with the city collapsing in itself or it stops growing. Like the city must cease to grow, right? You can only have it be so big. And so the solution to avert doom would be to undergo this homostatic awakening as they call it,irecting their production away from this outbound growth into the stars and prioritizing societal well-being, sustainable and equitable development, the harmony of their environment and all that kind of stuff researchers suggest.

So like while civilizations may not abandon space exploration, they aren't like going all over the place now. They're like, look, we gotta just take care of ourselves. They're not going 4x style, trying to dominate the galaxy via culture wins. Yeah, like, it's a perfect example. In a 4x game, if you expand too quickly and too fast, you collapse.

And you, like, your left flank is now open to an enemy. Or like, the policies on your planets cause people to like, we're belly, like that kind of stuff. And that's a great example. Thank you. Um, yeah, no problem. I'm here for you. I got you. Uh, and they say, no, there are those that are out there expanding at a rapid rate. If they do exist, these would be the easiest for humans to detect. They say because they'd be just dissipating so much energy in this wildly unsustainable way that if anything, those are the ones we would find if we were, if we stumbled upon them. The ones that are like a like a star with like a bunch of shit radiating out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we heard a web like kind of design,

but like, you know, they're actually aliens. And basically they said this presents the possibility that a good many of humanity's initial detections of extraterrestrial life, if we did find them, would be powerful, but not the wise kind, not the kind that are like we should be meaning. You know what I mean? Like not Vulcans. We mean like the the Klanons first. I mean, like not Vulcans. We mean like the, the Klinons first. Exactly. And I don't want this. Research has point out a few of humanity's mini-awakening

is kind of like examples. They say the reduction, the reduction of global nuclear arm stockpiles from 70,000 to 14,000. The halting of the ozone layer, the hole in the ozone layer. I bet most of you, listen right now, don't even remember that. There was a time period where there's a hole in the ozone layer. Like they were like,

I do remember that and they blamed it on hairspray. They were like, yeah, they were like, they're like, it is, I don't know, I remember. Yeah, they're like, we literally have a hole. Erasol. Yeah, erasol products were destroying the ozone layer. So, and that has repaired itself, right? Like, that's fixed itself since we decided to stop doing that shit.

Um, and they also said that, you know, things like, uh, the 1982 International Whaling moratorium, which I believe was caused by Star Trek. Um, their proposals... It's right. ...joins a bountiful crop of other scientific and popular suggestions as to why we've never made direct contact with celestial visitors These include as we explained before

The practical challenges of interstellar travel aliens might actually just be living in secret or hiding from something Maybe we're simply alone in the universe or maybe aliens arrived too soon or too early to Meet us, which I think is fascinating to me. I've never thought about that before. The idea that maybe they stopped by 20,000 years ago, so nothing and we're like, all right. Let's go.

I'm left. It's possible. You know, it's possible. They talked to like a caveman who never told anyone. Yeah, yeah. They like waved to a caveman, and then the brain broke and we'll never know. Another hypothesis that recently came out in April from the astrophysics journal,

which I think is like so fascinating to me, is that the sheer scale of the universe means it would take as long as 400,000 years for a signal sent by an advanced species to reach another signal sent by an advanced species. That time scale is greater than humans have even existed. Yeah. Which is funny to think about,

because in the grand scale of the universe, it is barely a blink. Well, I mean, humans have existed, but humans, modern humans, like, little modern. Yeah, modern humans have existed in the way we have for, like, what's only 300 to some 1000 years, right?

I mean, like, if you, if you can say like a 4 million old, like, what's only 300,000 or 1000 years, right? Yeah, I mean, like, if you, if you can start like a four million old, like cave person, then sure we've existed for a while. But like the capability to even look or be interested in space, 400,000, we just may not ever find it in our lifetimes, but maybe one day, or maybe they sent it,

and we missed it, right? I've never once considered the fact that like, maybe we just missed it. And now we gotta just wait some more. Who do I think they've probably most alien civilizations have just hit on the same thing that I secretly think about all the time in my darkest hours. We're thinking about saving the earth and why people are so about saving the earth and why people are so... Like unmotivated to do this, you know? Like why people even though in the face of like

the world burning around them and like koalas, like having nowhere to fucking sleep and shit, like people aren't just like, you know, maybe we should take it easy, right? Yeah. It's a marketing issue that has to do with just appealing to the things that people care about the most. Like, just now we just, we just talked about how people

are afraid of death. And so belief in an afterlife hasn't gone away, even though religion is like a stupid ass idea now to most people, right? Like, like, if you just appealed to people and you were like, yo, you're never gonna see the next smash brothers. There's not gonna be a smash brothers if the earth is on fire.

You know, like that type of message is just like. Yeah, they need to realize what they're gonna lose before they if you realize it's in power. That's what all the aliens figured out. They're like, hey, how about instead of trying to build a giant nuclear engine that's gonna blow up our planet to get off the earth, let's just fucking make some hand-tie. You know what I mean?

Like, why not? You know what I mean? I'm not even messing around when I say one time. I think it was, I might have been a marvel, maybe a star wars or something, but like a guy was dying in his last wish was to see the newest whatever movie, right? Yeah. yeah and it upset me I like thought about that for so long because I was like that's not even the last one You know dude like it's gonna miss the ending. I was like yeah, I don't want oh that sucks like no

Oh, that's like so I'm sorry about that so I was like Imagine it was rise the sky walker I don't think so. Imagine it was Rise of Skywalker. Oh God, dude, stay down. I mean, just, yeah. Good. Here's the thing. That's the thing though.

I think honestly, like, Hentai Forever Save the Earth is like a better message than like... Hentai Forever Save the Earth. Like, hey, you can keep the Earth alive long enough. We can figure out how to eat chili dogs for every meal and not get fat. Or we can die of no water tomorrow. Like, you know what I mean? Like, if somebody are reason to try, yeah, I don't know why we got to be hippies about it. It's better to be appeal to what people seem to respond to, which is just selfish desires.

Absolute greed and lack of empathy for others. Yeah. Humans, man, that's what we are. That needs people. You know, every planet needs a visionary like others. Yeah. Humans, man, that's what we are. That needs people. You know, every planet needs a visionary like me. Yeah, thank God we have to hear on Shaluminati podcast to put forth your visionary statements. Yeah, if you don't give a shit about the planet, how about this? There's a knocking, we're never gonna get to the PS9

if we don't figure out global warming. You're not even getting to PS5 if we don't take care of the planet. Oh my God. That's true. I think they're gonna price that thing out of anybody's availability. They're going to do it with the PS4. I mean, 5, yeah, like you said.

It's just, it's, it's, it's, it's lighter now. That's true. Oh, yeah. You know what else is lighter? Our time. We're out of it. Thank you guys so much for listening. Nice.

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