Chilluminati Podcast - Minisode Compilation 31 - UAP Palooza

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey everybody, before we get started on today's episode, I just want to remind you all that we have a live show coming up on October 16th at the Terra Grande Ballroom in LA. Yes, this year, it's not on a Thursday, but on a Sunday, starting at 7pm for an hour and a half, you'll have some Chaluminati live goodness. So, you know, plan your schedules, check it out, and if you want to buy a ticket, link is in the description below or wherever you're listening to this on. On top of that, we also want to remind you that we got some merch over at the Eddie.com slash Shaluminati, including a new collectible coin coming out soon. So keep an eye out for that. And finally, enjoy today's mini-sode compilation, everyone. This week, Jesse ended up getting consumed by other things and utterly unable to record
Starting point is 00:00:41 in there. And we'll back with a brand new episode next week. And we'll see you then. It'll be a Jesse one, by the way. Enjoy the show. I'm a little chilly. I'm a little chilly. You're welcome to a post non-greenstone episode, right? Right. You know what? No green stones to be found that episode. Not that episode.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Certainly not that episode. Definitely not that episode. Definitely not that one. Welcome to the mini-sode episode, one, no six at this point. I'm gonna dive in and just kind of like trail into more UFO stuff boys since we just talked somewhere aliens.
Starting point is 00:01:40 I got some more UFO stuff. About five days ago here in the great state of Texas, there was a multiple UFO sighting in the same area. Everybody saw the same thing. Multiple people took their cameras out. We have three videos of this cluster of UFOs that look like they could be drones, but the speed at which they accelerate
Starting point is 00:02:00 when they leave is very, very bizarre. All right, let's see it. Yeah, let's do this. All right, let's see it. Let's give you our first do this thing. All right, here we go. Here's the first video of Emily White who, this is her angle of things. Then there was another video caught from... Emily!
Starting point is 00:02:14 And then there was Michael Daniels. Michael! He's a video right there. And then at the very last video, I'm gonna give you some of the news program at the point where you watch the UFOs take off and leave. So there you go. So basically, while you're watching those videos, basically multiple people in Texas were, rather, I'll saw this weird puzzling cluster of lights that are a very light green. Yep, this isn't Texas. Emily boy. Emily sounded so
Starting point is 00:02:40 British to me. She is. She is British. Okay, good British. She's like an extreme. Texas. Okay. Yeah. Uh, this was all happened on Thursday evening around the city of Round Rock. When several residents noticed the eerie formation overhead, it was mesmerizing honestly, said witness Emily White, who indicated that to what particular, particularly peaked her curiosity was the sheer number of orbs, which seemed to preclude the possibility that she was looking at a plane or a helicopter. There was so many of them, she marveled.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Gus McGiven, who also observed the anomalies, news, I've never believed a UFO or anything like that, but I mean, I might now. So they both witnessed around the same time. She whipped out her phone and recorded it, and you can see they said it made no noise at all. They just kind of hovered around, and then two of them you can see in the video
Starting point is 00:03:26 or one of the videos split off, and they go up ahead for a little bit, and then they come back and rejoin the group later, and then they all take off at the same time. For that final video, I should have linked it to you with a timestamp, if not, it's at a minute 34. You can watch them hovering in the sky, and then boom, they just fucking, they're gone.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Okay. Look how fast they take off in that last video. Yeah, I see them. Okay. So I got two theories about this other than obviously the one where it's really a little, right? Yeah, obviously, obviously that's in the forefront of all of our minds. But one thing that I think is that it could be a coordinated hoax. Because none of the, none of the videos have any of the same moments in them.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Yeah, it's all different parts of our different moments within, but that could just be them whipping out their cameras at different times and different. Right. 100%, but it would be, I don't know, like there's something very convenient about the fact that it's three separate parts so that they don't have to sync up with each other. But it could be three people submitting videos who know each other, right?
Starting point is 00:04:33 That's one option. My other option, and this is based up, this is the one I actually think it is based on the, like, I guess, intensity and like, quality of the light, I think there's a laser show going on, like a really high power spotlight show going on because it's quite cloudy.
Starting point is 00:04:52 And it's quite like daytime, especially in that last video, like it's quite, which is weird because it seems like it's the... The last video, the one that's on the news, that's, I went back and watched that, that's a nighttime video, it's just, The last video, the one that's on the news, I went back and watched that. That's a nighttime video. It's just there's a lot of street lights.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Yeah, they're near the gas station and stuff. Yeah, yeah, but it's what I mean is, it's very light out. And yet you can still see it very well. Like it's not black dark in the sky. Because it's not behind the clouds. It looks like it's in front of the clouds. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:23 So in my, in my, my take is that it's like a laser light show. There is. I will say that the first one looks like just, like a, I don't know, like a Pentagon of five lights. And the second video is two of those lights moving away. And I think that out of all three, that's the one that I think is the most fun and possibly the most compelling if you were like,
Starting point is 00:05:47 it looks the most real also. Yeah, the two that move away move away at a speed that seems normal to like, just what we know with speed, right? They move away and they stop and they can like, yeah, it's like, oh, that's interesting. The last one is the one that I'm like, all right, I'm not sure I'd believe any of this now
Starting point is 00:06:03 because they move away so quickly. That's like super girl. It looks like they turn off rather than move away. It looks like they, yeah, it looks like digital fast speed. You know what I mean? And it doesn't look right. And so that last one I'm like, I don't know, but the other two are interesting.
Starting point is 00:06:22 I'll say that. But yeah, it could be a hoax, it could be drones, could be a laser light show. Based on the size, again, to me, distance-wise, they still just look like complete lights. So instead of it being like a light on a thing, it looks like these are five balls of light. And if we go from that approach,
Starting point is 00:06:43 I'm fine to discuss what that could possibly be, but like literally it just seems like five balls of light. And if we go from that approach, I'm fine to discuss what that could possibly be, but like literally it just seems like five balls of light rather than things. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's kind of what we're left with is that is, yeah, you can definitely, no one's, it's only been five days. It's possible, like Jesse said, this might be like an Alex said,
Starting point is 00:07:02 it might be a hoax, this might be a coordinated thing. A laser show, like Alex said. I think it's, I think it's, I think it's like something emitting light on the ground pointing at the sky. That's what I think it is. I think I lean toward that as well. It's just that last video with how fast they leave is just weird. It's just too smooth for five crafts to do together. Which would be, you know, alien crafts. So I'm going to move like, you know, I'm so sure. I'm just saying, like, even visually, it was like too smooth, not like it didn't look real.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Like, I don't think anything moving that fast, even if they were five spaceships sitting there in the sky, moving with that kind of, like, synchronicity. Yeah, I don't think that it would look like that. That looks like a thing on the ground going rip and then turning off. Well patrons, let us know what you think when you go check out these videos. All right, who's taking it? I like Alex, you're gonna take it because I know what's coming and I love it. Yes. This is amazing. This guy on Twitter, super composite. I just closed it for the record. Just want to say, Alex sent this to us as
Starting point is 00:08:06 I, I may or may not have like indulged last night. And I was laying in bed in Alexandria. Alex, I like sent this thing to me as I'm in pitch black dark and I hear like a bonko off and I'm like, the hell is this? And I'm like, oh, it's some weird Alex thing. And I sat in my bed like this son of a bitch. I can't believe he, how did you use to be? You're down a deep rabbit hole at that point. It is not pleasant.
Starting point is 00:08:36 It is on. No, pleasant. So I'm gonna do this. I'm talking about L-O-A-B. It's something that's been trending on Twitter. I just want to say, I just want you to know ahead of time. I did put that in one word in the mid-journey AI and nothing of the sort came up. So I think it's specific to whatever AI they're using on this.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Yeah, I'll explain to people who maybe don't understand how the AI is working so well, what's going on here, because I'm sure that by now, if you're a Twitter user, you've probably seen this at least, right? Like even if you just saw it in passing. So basically what happened is this is like a guy who makes like AI art for fun, right? He's just like an enthusiast, right? And he posted this thread and basically what happened was he was messing around with something called negative prompt weights and What those are is like what Mathis was doing when he was looking for the the text prompt, right?
Starting point is 00:09:34 I mean, I don't know. Maybe you were reverse searching it But what I'm saying is basically like you type it in and it gives you something that looks like what you asked for right That's like how these art things normally work, like if you use dolly or whatever. But what they were doing was they were putting in phrases. And then the AI was trying to make the the most different image from that prompt as possible, like the opposite, almost, of that image, right? So he typed in the phrase, Brando, colon colon, negative one.
Starting point is 00:10:09 I don't know with a meaning of that phrase, I don't know why it's such a strange formatting, but that's what he typed in. And what he got was sort of like something that looks like a little like a coaster maybe, like something that would like sit on your kitchen table for and it had a logo on it for a brand, like a fake brand that has like a reverse skyline silhouette and on it says Digitza Pintix and it's just like nonsense AI letters. I'm sure you've seen that before now with Dolly
Starting point is 00:10:37 But basically something like that and they were like So is the opposite of that logo like, so is the opposite of that logo, like based on the idea of negative prompwate, if I type in a description of that logo, will I then get Brando, like Marlon, will I then get Marlon Brando, right? typed in Brando to get the logo. So he typed in something to describe that logo. And what he got instead was this entity that he this form that he has now called lobe, L-O-A-B, which is this sort of like, I don't know how other to say it. She's like a busted ass looking lady. He calls, he says, a devastated looking older woman. And then
Starting point is 00:11:22 she has defined triangles of rosacea, which is the like red skin thing that happens on your face that's up with for some people that people often misidentify with alcoholism, right? Like red cheeks, big puffy red cheeks. So she's like this ripped up kind of middle-aged lady with red cheeks. And she's just kind of scary looking. And he was kind of intrigued by that. And like all the times that he would do it, he would get this same look. So he was like, okay, maybe this is something,
Starting point is 00:12:01 there's something to this. Like maybe this means something, right? So then he got this picture that his friend made of this really complex, and you can see this in the Twitter thread. It's like a tunnel of like glass. And inside it's like a fresco of like Wes Anderson looking human figures. That's like the AI prompt that he got.
Starting point is 00:12:24 And when he mixed that with lobe, it was like strong lobe, like hella lobe, and also kind of revealed this other aspect of lobe, which is that whatever the parameters are that create her Gestalt, like whatever the, whatever she is, whatever the thing that makes her into this woman has something that the AI is finding in common between traits that are equally far away from stuff. So like when you're looking for something
Starting point is 00:13:00 far away from something, you're gonna get a lot of different things. It's not gonna be one thing because there's a lot of things that are far away from you. And it's not an exact science, it's more algorithmic. So you're kind of, you know, it has some life to it, right? It's AI, right? So like, so something about all these points that are far away from things that people are looking for, whatever that thing is, something about that
Starting point is 00:13:25 has created this weird woman person who seems to be like the main form. And around her is just insane gore. Like it's insane bloody disgusting gore imagery, especially with like children and dolls and just like body horror and lots of like wet blood is a big part of it. Like wet, fresh blood or like bloody stumps and pieces are like a big part of it. And whatever and and and this, this, this, this lobe thing is so strong. It's more recognizable than celebrities.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Like it's so, it's so like ingrained in the algorithm or whatever that it's, it, any time that it gets mixed into the, into the like image generator, it like takes over the image and makes it like low B like a virus like you can see it. This thing's going to be an SCP within a week. Well, that's so that's exactly what it that's kind of the way I'd like to contextualize it is he has all these pictures of it being these these and I'm just saying he I should say they I don't know what gender this person is the
Starting point is 00:14:49 The thing that is so crazy about it is that all these things that they're mixing with it are returning Lobby there's the one where it's avatar and they they mix the The rosy cheeks and they become blue like Navi like it's such a strong image and such a strong thing that it like, it can be very expressive with it, like it's very well defined. And so who knows exactly what it is, but it's just this weird point of conversions that's been found in the like ways that these things are created and the things that happen when when computers make art. And it's kind of like in a way, the first, this is what the one of the tweets said, somebody somebody, somebody tweeted about it and the original poster, a quote tweeted it because it's poster, quote tweeted it, because it's lobe, the first cryptid of latent space.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Oh, I love that. Oh, that's so fucking cool. Yeah. So that's really what it is. Like there's not really low sightings in AI pictures and shit. I'll be really cool. Yeah. And and she will be there at least for now, like at least through that specific AI.
Starting point is 00:16:02 At least in the way that this is being done. I don't know exactly how far it goes, you know, but this thread, I mean, you can check out the thread and just see like how it's true. The images. Yeah. And people are making, I, yeah, I don't know. It's just pretty crazy. There's some excellent like, like really creepy, like horror inspiration kind of pictures in here. Even her as an idea gives me so many
Starting point is 00:16:27 ideas to like do D&D stuff with their vampire stuff with. It's very, very bizarre. Yeah. And I'm sure there is an algorithmic reason behind all of this. And I know that the internet's playing it up at like the cryptid angle, but I'm more interested in why the program is doing this specific thing, and there has to be a reason, right? There has to be like a thing that occurs and this is, like it could be as simple as one of those like, if you looked at every single human face and combined every human face together.
Starting point is 00:17:05 It's lobe. It's like that kind of crazy stuff. Yeah. And then like all the dark messed up stuff could be the negative. I don't know, there's a lot, there's a lot there. It's fucked, it's, well, it's a lot of it. It has to do with things.
Starting point is 00:17:17 She's like, very like almost like Sandman-esque. Like she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, the nightmare that nobody ever is looking for. Like nobody ever wants to see this, you know what I mean? Which is pretty like literally amazing, but here's the thing. I don't like AI art. There's something, it's amazing. Don't get me wrong, but there's something sinister about it that we do not understand fully right now. And I think there's, I think there's something's I think there's something
Starting point is 00:17:46 I see there's something freaky going on because it gives me vibes like when for a while they were doing that like thing Where they to get around like weed being illegal. They sell like T-Shake long like fake weed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's like it's like this like weird chemical that like Kana gets you High but like people were like out on the street, like fucking freezing and shit. And just like, I feel like if we start looking at AI art instead of real human-made art, it's gonna like fuck us up. Like, I feel like you saw the one that contest.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Yeah. Like, I mean, it's like, you know, like what it is, it's just, it's just, well the thing that it is is just weird to me. It's just, it's creepy to me. It doesn't feel the same as art. It's a really fascinating conversation because I see where you're coming from and I also don't think it can be compared to human art.
Starting point is 00:18:41 But, and yet it is, and it's interesting. It's like, okay, well, so what's the difference between the two? Yeah, we're not looking to replace one of the other. It's just like, it's what the interesting conversation to have there is, is not necessarily like, is it cool as a knot? It's more philosophical of like, what's the difference between AIR and human art then? Like why is human art seen more than AIR?
Starting point is 00:19:04 I know people say AIR looks at all these other arts and then kind of does its own thing after sampling, but is that not what the human brain does when you're creating your own art? How many people use references when they're making their art? How many people like do that as well? Now, there's the argument of, well, it doesn't have a heart or a soul, but that's a whole, like there's no emotion put into the art. That's true. It sounds a little bit like somebody trying to convince me to have sex with a gorilla though. Like you're like, well, like, I mean, look, I mean, we have, we have penises of a gin as in what?
Starting point is 00:19:36 I don't know. Like, it's like, I obviously, like, I don't know, like, it's like, I don't think you're kind of basically the same shape. So like, you know, like we kind of, you know, it's just weird because we're now going outside of like, what art literally is? It'd be like if I was trying to convince you to eat
Starting point is 00:19:51 a 3D printed nutrient paste in the shape of celery instead of celery. It's something instinctually weird about it to me. I'm not like a weirdo. Like I'm not like, I love it. No, sure. Yeah, but I just, there's something about it that strikes me a little bito, like I'm not like a love. No, sure. Yeah, but I just, there's something about it
Starting point is 00:20:05 that strikes me a little bit naked, like sinister. There's something weird about it. I think that's why I'm so fastened by it. Are you worried that the AI is sentient and messing with us? I'm more worried that like we don't know what we're looking at what like why we need to look at art made by humans. And I think it's gonna be bad for our mental health
Starting point is 00:20:25 to like use a lot of AI art everywhere. I think it's gonna be, I think it's gonna be a weird feeling, I don't know. Like what would you, would you read an AI written book? Would you be interested in that? I mean, we're, I would be interested in it. I would be interested in it and simply, like the novelty initially, just to see what it would be like
Starting point is 00:20:45 would I be able to tell I'd be more curious to hand somebody a book written by a human and a book written by an AI in the same genre without telling them which is which and seeing what people say because I don't think if people know you're going into read a book written by an AI then you're people going to walk in with the biases whether positive positive or negative, you know? Like so it's like hard. I just mean like, imagine if instead of ever buying, like imagine you just could have a computer listen to like for me, for example, Superbeard Bros, right? Like there's thousands of hours of it on the internet, right?
Starting point is 00:21:17 If I could just put a computer on that to like process my opinions over the years and write me the perfect movie or write me the perfect book or whatever. And I could just do that whenever I wanted, right? And I'm some dumb motherfucker in the future who like has some money to spend. Would I ever buy a book written by a person again, number one? And what does that mean?
Starting point is 00:21:41 Like what does that mean for communication? Like when there's nobody to write the books, right? When we move past people who writing the books or when we move past the people that are drawing pictures, like what are we going to be building on? Like what, I don't know, there's something weird about it. There's something, it doesn't feel like art to me. There's something odd about it. If you want to have a also equally weird experience, it was recommended to me on YouTube for
Starting point is 00:22:06 I'm gonna say 500 weeks. I don't know how I keep seeing it there all the time. A YouTube video for one AI image every line of Mr. Blue Sky. And that song is a beat and happy and a lovely tune and the AI for the most part is like pretty nice but like when it says hey hey or like things like that it is terrifying. The things that come up in that video are like Mr. Blue Skies usually like a face in the clouds like a blue face in the cloud. Like it's relatively the same every time, but all the little tiny things that are not specific are like terrible amalgamations from hell.
Starting point is 00:22:55 And someone it's like, hey Mr. Blue, and it's like a terrifying blue face thing on like a body. And it's like, what the shh. It is super interesting to look at because not because it's like, to me, terrifying, but like, this is what this machine came up with. That's exactly where it- Yes, that's where I'm as well too. Like, I enjoy, and I think for the same reasons that they've ever wrote a book, it's more of an interesting peek into what a machine
Starting point is 00:23:23 is thinking in a weird way or what you would consider thought. Thought. Yeah, it may not be thinking, but whatever it's doing, the its process of thinking is super interesting because it deviates from ours. And I think that's, and maybe it's because of like, literal versus, I don't know, lack of imagination or or maybe it doesn't have any of the I don't know lack of imagination or, or maybe it doesn't have any of the things that make up our, what we can say,
Starting point is 00:23:48 when we imagine a dragon, boy, that came out wrong, cause now I'm like, only thinking about music. But when you like imagine a dragon in your brain, you have a million DIDs of what a dragon is. And I wonder if a, like an AI has the same thing, you know what I mean? It just feels kinda like choosing Spider-Man and Elsa over like the real YouTube videos or something.
Starting point is 00:24:12 I don't know. It's the vibe. It is, it's weird. It's bizarre. It's absolutely fascinating, but it is fucked up to me. Yeah. I agree. I think it's a very interesting, I would love to,
Starting point is 00:24:22 maybe one day in another few years we'd be doing an episode about AI stuff. Yeah, super crazy. Jesse, finish this out. Okay, gentlemen, boy oh boy. Vice has an article about time at the cellular level. And you know, I found it super interesting and I of course went into it like, okay,
Starting point is 00:24:43 what am I about to learn? I bet this can be crazy, but it is much more tame than you would think, but also again, super interesting. And I of course went into it like, okay, what am I about to learn? I bet that's going to be crazy, but it is much more tame than you would think, but also, again, super interesting. So the second law of thermodynamics says that everything tends to move from order to disorder. It's entropy, right? Like it is the core of time is that over time, everything kind of like decays. And the stronger era of time means it's harder for us to reverse that system. So the idea being like, you can slow stuff down, but you can't stop entropy.
Starting point is 00:25:16 And the more of it there is, the harder it is to slow down. Everything that we perceive as a difference between the past and the future stems fundamentally from that one principle about the universe said, Christopher Lynn, the lead author of this study that they had done. Lynn said that his motivations for the study was to understand how the arrows of time we see in life fit into larger idea of entropy and the scale of the universe. Lynn and his colleagues looked at separate 2015 studies where researchers had salamanders
Starting point is 00:25:46 watched two different movies, one depicted a scene of a fish swimming around similar to what a salamander might experience in its everyday life, and as in the real world the video had a clear arrow of time. The fish did a thing and if you watched it in reverse you could see the fish going back right there was time. The other video was this gray screen with a black horizontal bar in the middle of it and it moved quickly up and down, it was random, it was jittery, there was no obvious sense of time to it. What they found out, which I think
Starting point is 00:26:16 is pretty obvious to all of us, is that neither of those impacted the sense of time, or the time on a cellular level, or just anything time related at all period. And in fact, the salamanders that watched the gray bar to them time seemed even more defined. Wow, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were like, they were like, looked at the data and they were like, wait, what?
Starting point is 00:26:42 And so what they decided in the end was that the experience, like we all experienced the passage of time in the body on like a complex cellular level that, you know, basically, if you're looking for ways to reverse things, if you're looking for ways to change the flow of time, like you can't superman time, basically, right? Like you can't do that kind of things. It's sort of irreversibly within us.
Starting point is 00:27:09 And so there's, that extrapolates without. So when we think of time, and we see a flock of birds, or us interacting, or just like the growth of bacteria, whatever, it, it, it, time applies to all of that, but also like even smaller. Like, you know, like almost, Ant-Man levels of time. And-
Starting point is 00:27:34 Wantomania. Yeah, basically, and he's like, the answer's gonna be totally different. The era of time comes from different places, from totally different types of interactions. So essentially, time is like an amorphous thing that we all kind of knew. And this is just another evidence that like,
Starting point is 00:27:52 what is time, man? It exists, but doesn't? Weird. I think the idea, like my thing is like the flow state. I feel like that's the most time-travel traveling that my body ever feels. So maybe there's something about how much of your attention is taken up that that changes your flow time. That's my feel. I don't know. That's like my bathtub philosopher. Yeah. And maybe maybe the you would think
Starting point is 00:28:18 though for Salamander that the fish would be more interesting than a bar. But it because I know what you're talking about. I mean, I don't know what the fuck is like when it when it comes to, when I used to work as a kid in, when I used to work in McDonald's, it was the longest shift ever, if nothing was happening. But the minute it was a rush, that was the fastest hour and a half ever, ever.
Starting point is 00:28:37 And I know exactly what that vibe is. I know what that flow states like. I think we all do. And this is, it's like an interesting kind of, just another study of just, hey, we don't really get it. And we tried to understand it and we looked at some other things
Starting point is 00:28:54 and yeah, we still don't get it. Who doesn't make any sense? Yeah, which I love that. I love that shit. That's why I like about science too, because they sat down and they were like, all right, we're gonna try and study this. Yeah, no, we got nothing. And I think that's, it's honest. It's honest I like about science too, because they sat down, they were like, all right, we're gonna try and study this. Yeah, no, we got nothing.
Starting point is 00:29:05 And I think that's, it's honest. It's honest to be like, look, we tried, we did some things, we looked at some studies, and there's no correlation with any of this, so, move it on. Yeah, I love that. But that makes it more interesting that we can't figure it out.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Like, I love that. It just means there are some things beyond our current knowledge that may change the world at its core when we eventually do discover it. But on that fun thought, that's gonna be the end of this mini-sode voice. And everybody on Patreon, thank you so much for supporting us.
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Starting point is 00:31:48 I just forgot I get weird once, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, I'm sure that's fine. Many so one away, everybody. Ooh. Yeah, I got a, there's a lot of like articles out that I've been wanting to talk about because I'm kind of skipped last week and stuff. So I'm gonna bring up one and we'll see if it's enough.
Starting point is 00:32:06 The UFO sightings are still going crazy. I don't know if you guys have noticed, but there was another, well, there were multiple last night, I saw like a tweet of one, but that's not the one I'm using. The week before, there was another multiple sightings of a, in Mexico, of a weird what looks to be like, a rotating UFO of some kind. I'm gonna send you the video, obviously.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Okay. Here we go. And I'll send it in Zoom. I feel like I'm like gonna have to, like at the end of the year, like judge one of these, at the UFO ease or something. Yeah, man, hey, all this,
Starting point is 00:32:40 and I would love to be a judge of on the, you and the saucies, I love it. It looks like it's a rotating set of lights spinning. It does look like rotating something. That's for sure, yeah. It looks like it's all, and then boom, it's gone. And then it's just gone. Like, whoop, and it blinks out of existence.
Starting point is 00:32:55 It does like one more rotation, and then the lights are gone, and then they don't, that's it. I'm looking at it pretty small, but it looks good. Yeah, what makes this, I'm gonna say believable in a way, and not even the alien bit of the ship. Sure. Just the fact that the camera then pans over to all the dudes sitting there looking at it,
Starting point is 00:33:11 laughing like, yo, what's that dude? Like, that is an actual legitimate response. Like, we saw something weird, we know what's going on. So we're just gonna laugh and like, be like, I don't know, bro. Like, that is legit real. I believe that. I'm with you. I don't know, bro. Like that is legit real. I believe that. I'm with you.
Starting point is 00:33:27 I don't know what it is either. Usually with these types of things, I immediately try to see if there's like, somebody comes forward and it was a drone hoax because we've seen that before, but nobody stepped forward yet. It's been a little over a week. I'm curious to see if anything steps forward,
Starting point is 00:33:40 but really just on its surface, it's a rotating set of lights that disappears. It's all it is. It looks good. I mean, it looks good. It genuinely, like I just watched it again, like it looks good, like it looks. It looks like what you would think it would look like if you tried to actually imagine it. If you could imagine like an old-timey train with its lights on, turning a corner, but you
Starting point is 00:34:04 only saw the Turner corn. What did I just say? The Turner corn. Oh, is that the Turner corn? Oh, boy. The Turner corn. Oh. If you only saw it, like, turn that corner,
Starting point is 00:34:13 it looks just like that except it's up in the sky. It is really cool looking. If you soldered a bunch of trains butts together in a wheel, like a spoke, and you spun them around 300 feet in the air, that is exactly what it looks like. Yeah, that's, I mean, like a spoke, and you spun them around 300 feet in the air, that is exactly what it looks like. Yeah, that's, I mean, like it is super cool looking. I don't know what the hell it is, but again,
Starting point is 00:34:31 it doesn't appear to be like one of those fake stage things where dudes are like zooming in and it's all shaky. This is like a guy filming it. The camera is extremely stable, yeah. Yeah, and his friends are just like, bro, I don't even know. I, yeah, I'm here for that This is one of the one of the few good ones. Yeah, not it not a thing. I can see that I'm like Oh fake
Starting point is 00:34:51 You know what I mean? Yeah, not immediately. Yeah, it's a zabbit you more your mind more jumps to what's the logical conclusion other than CGI Hokes we need more this stuff. This is the kind of video where I'm like yo I might start believing in this stuff and we get more. It's a really cool video. And again, we've been seeing a huge rash of like UFO sightings over the past couple of months again. I've just been heavily being reported and it just was something similar happened last year too, where it was like a couple of months of like heavy sightings and they kind of like tampered down again. That's it for me though. I'll pass it off to Alex at this point. I'm curious what you bring. Flap style.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Yeah, flap style exactly. Mine comes from an article by Paul Seibern at Mysterious Universe, who reports that today Nigeria news and the nation are telling us a story about a man called Godwin Uguilu Amadu. He's 59 years old, he used to be a doctor, but he left the medical profession to become an evangelist.
Starting point is 00:35:46 But a few weeks ago, and this article is from the 21st, a few weeks ago, he said he became ill suddenly after years of excellent health, and he tried to heal himself. He tried to treat himself in some way. But finally, his kids were like, like, dude, your, your shit's like swelling and shit. Get to the fucking hospital. So he went to the federal medical center in Kephe, Nigeria. But it seems to be too late. Here's a quote from the article from Mathis to read. Bingo Boko, it's short, bang.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Okay. Is it in Zoom yet? In Zoom, okay, cool. Uh, 59 year old, Godwin Uguilu Amaru had been confirmed dead by doctors BANG! Okay. Is it in Zoom yet? In Zoom. Okay, cool. 59-year-old, Godwin Uguilu Amaru, had been confirmed dead by doctors at a private hospital at about 6am on September 5th, 2022, following which he was covered up and wheeled into the mortuary as doctors and family members awaited the arrival of his Abuja-based eldest son, Mr. Jacob Amadou.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Exactly. Okay, so that's step one. That's the fifth of September. Now for Jesse, here's what happened on September 7th. On September 7th, we brought his corpse to the village in a casket to bury him and sympathizes around the community we're crying while others assembled in different locations discussing the sad event of his passing. While his body had been displayed in an open roof where he normally attended to his patients
Starting point is 00:37:06 as a native doctor, the children brought the casket and put his body inside, preparatory for his burial, but he suddenly, but he suddenly, Dr. Rose from the casket. Yeah, so he rose from the casket. Damn. His casket, and then we have a quote from him,
Starting point is 00:37:25 after two days, he started to eat, first he rose from the cat damn casket and then we have a quote from him After two days he started to eat first he went to the bathroom and then he started to eat and then two days later He finally started to talk he said all I can remember for now is that I lost my memory when I was sick But people later gathered in my village to mourn my passing the cloud opened up and I saw something like a giant golden Satellite suspended in space I wouldn't know whether this is what the Bible calls heaven, but there I was greeted by a 75 foot tall angel who stood in front of the gate. And then he was 75. He goes on to say on entering the city.
Starting point is 00:37:56 I met a childhood friend who died 22 years ago. His name was Choco Aguma. He was the one who took me around the city where everybody was committed to worshiping God. While in the cool city of heaven, I saw a lot of my childhood friends, age mates, and some of the girls I toasted while growing up who died many years ago. I don't know if that means sex. I don't know what toasted means. Some could not recognize me because I had become very old. They're all there and enjoying life to the fullest. I saw Juliana, Abawa, who are my girlfriends. Pretty crazy.
Starting point is 00:38:27 So it's weird. Went back, he said it. He said that his wife said that she was scared of going close to him at first. And then she said, what is most encouraging is that he prays all through since he resurrected. He's a complete man of God, though I have not started sleeping with him in the same house and he is not requested for it. Can't imagine that marriage is going well at this point, but that man apparently came back to life from the dead in Nigeria. That's crazy. Dan's weird. That's a weird story. Shout us to Godwin.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Well, gentlemen, speaking of life and death, as you know, the queen, dead. So they say, yes, right. Well, get a load of this. This is the craziest, weirdest thing. So the queen died and she's being paraded around the UK. And mourners are stopping to, you know, look at her coffin as it goes towards Westminster, and she's being paraded around the UK. And more. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course.
Starting point is 00:39:26 Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. actually happened, which is awesome. Oh my God. Which is amazing. But I guess on TV all the time, they're broadcasting all this stuff. And as the queen is going down the road during one of the broadcasts, someone a woman's voice can be heard saying, I'm not you, this is a man alone in a booth.
Starting point is 00:40:00 A woman's voice can be heard saying, the death is irreversible and the fact that she's trapped before she's cut off by a male presenter who's commenting on the footage. Viewers watching on TV were understandably surprised. They didn't know who the voice belonged to, the voice had not shown up before at any point in time. Social media was like, what the hell?
Starting point is 00:40:20 And many theories obviously think that it's like a glitch or some was time out something or maybe it's super natural or Whatever, but here's the crazy thing we have footage of it gentleman This is the link to it. I want you to listen to this. This is really I haven't heard of this happened Crazy stuff. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, so it's like just a sky shot of the, of the, the, I guess parade for the dead. Period of procession.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Yeah, funeral procession that going down the street, you can hear what, just like white noise of what is probably just like the outside. And then a woman who sounds like she's trying to keep a whisper quiet voice, but she's not whispering, says exactly what Jesse says. And then she kind of like tampers off and the guy comes on and like just that's it.
Starting point is 00:41:08 It's so weird. And it's, and people say that the voice sounds like a grief expert that was on previously, but what's weird is that the line is, the death is irreversible and the fact that she's trapped is such a bizarre statement for anyone to say. It implies that they don't want to admit that she's not dead and that she's trapped inside
Starting point is 00:41:30 of a coffin inside the, inside the hers. I don't understand. I don't know what it means. The death is irreversible. We're reversible in the fact that she's trapped. I never heard, I can't believe that that just flew right past me. Yeah, I'd say this is insane.
Starting point is 00:41:45 That is really crazy. Yeah, you can find it online if you just type in the death of the reversible or look up ITV. I guess it was on ITV news while it was happening. That is absolutely fucked up. That gave me goosebumps. That people are like, this is super creepy. No one knows what it means.
Starting point is 00:42:06 No one at the station has said a word like, oh, well, that was such and such talking behind the scenes. Right. No, we haven't commented on it. No, no. And so anything, yeah, super weird and what a weird statement for anyone to say ever. I don't know that anyone has ever said those, those words together in that sentence. I don't think it's ever been said by anyone ever. It's so specific to the conversation.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Very weird. It's so specific to what's going on. What if it's a person playing a video game and they just like accidentally put on the wrong microphone? Could be, like, could be anything, right? That's so interesting.
Starting point is 00:42:40 The responses to this tweet are bizarre because they're a lot of useless responses. Well, welcome to Twitter. It's so weird, dude. That's, I like, that's so weird. I don't know what you're doing. I actually chilled me to my bone just now. It's so strange. Now, like, what is it? It's creepy because I was just talking about a guy coming back from that's what I'm saying. I'll relevant. Yeah Yeah, I'm so weird. I didn't like that. The death is irreversible. It's like that's such a strange fucking line
Starting point is 00:43:13 Somebody saying it's like an EVP from Diana a princess Diana If the prince man, I'd be like sipping tea like death is irreversible bitch That's fine. All right. She's fucking like commenting on the like funeral possession of the news booth from the dead. Yeah. It's so weird. Come back from that one, Queenie. Bitch.
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Starting point is 00:45:14 episode. Hello, my little Chiluminos and welcome back. Oh, hey, oh, welcome back to mini-sode one, oh eight, I think. You know what, can I just say, look, for everyone at home who thinks math is just being weird when he does that, I wanna let you know it's weirder than you think. I just watched that man do the entire intro to his cat's head.
Starting point is 00:45:35 And the cat for it, because I didn't mean it. Nuzzer, he's cat while doing that. And it takes it from being like the like, ooh, my little juma, takes it from being like, creepy pervita like, is he just talking to his cat? So now we're like, oh, my little tuna. Takes it from being like creepy pervita like, is he just talking to his cat? This is what we're like. Now we're in some kind of weird fantasy.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Yeah, I don't know. Like ASMR, like you're, yeah. Are you just like hype up your cat like a little part? Yeah, a little part. Yeah, a little part. Yeah, a little part action. Hang on. Is it there?
Starting point is 00:46:00 Oh, yeah. Can you get it, Dean? Can you grab it? Is it there? You grab that amazing cat audio? Can you hear that? No, we can't hear it. I cannot.
Starting point is 00:46:09 All right, it's getting picked up by my audio, so maybe the cat can. That's good. I mean, it can be the listening. I mean, that's totally worth it then. Yeah. Hey, guys, I'm really frustrated. You?
Starting point is 00:46:20 I can't believe it. You are frustrated. You want something I'm about to say. You want something I'm about to say. You want the one I'm about to talk about. And it just needs to be done. This past weekend, I don't understand, and we probably never will. Something really weird happened on a government website.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Specifically, the website known for their air domain intelligence, which is an airdomainintelligence.mil L. which is military. They had a new, they have like a new lead guy or director, whatever. And they were just, they were doing something to the website. And one day, I think it was on Friday, suddenly a new logo had been uploaded, like a fresh looking logo. And on this logo are four planes flying straight and like a kind of a straight line with like little, like, uh, colors that follow behind them, the name of the, of the unit of air defense, whatever. But in the bottom left, just chilling is a, like a straight up, a saucer UFO. Like, I want to believe UFO. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Like, it really does with like, it really does just look like aur UFO. I want to believe UFO. Yeah. It really does with UFO. It really does just look like a cartoon UFO. And then it was taken down and replaced Saturday with one that was finished, because that one, the text was misaligned, it looked like, and they re-aligned it and re-uploaded it on Saturday. And then it sat there until Monday night. I want to know that our text message chain of math is just slowly going crazy being like, it's still there. and it sat there until Monday night, as I wanna text to you.
Starting point is 00:47:45 I wanna know that our text message chain of math is just slowly going crazy being like, it's still there. They even take this down. They even, at the end of time, I'm like, this, he absolutely thinks this is gonna be like, the next thing, the upload, aliens are real. I don't think that.
Starting point is 00:47:59 I'm more on the lines of like, it's continued soft disclosure. They're just gonna kinda just trickle it out there and not really say anything and kind of just this is a great agency. My dude the fact that they would include a UFO. If like why else do that besides being like aliens are real? You don't mean it's not a good.
Starting point is 00:48:16 Oh, I understand that. And then they just fucking took it down. But you can find it still on their servers. Their servers still have the image up and I'm ejecting right now to make sure I'm not fucking crazy. I'll link it to you. You can just go look at it. It's still on their website.
Starting point is 00:48:32 It's just not posted on the front page or anything. It is still just sitting in there. And that's the seal. Are you sure it's just not a bit though? Then who, nobody's come forward to claim the bit? Nobody has come out to explain the bit. They do take it down. They took it down.
Starting point is 00:48:46 They just took it down silently. And then replaced it with a new one. But I'm gonna let you know, as a person, so when I was in college, I worked for the Polish history department. This is a weird story I know. But I know. I'm loving it so far.
Starting point is 00:48:58 I worked for the Polish history department. And we did, because they need like web guys to like work on the web stuff. I have no talent for web design at all period, but I'm dumb enough that I can follow orders very well. And so I literally would just like, they tell me to do a thing and I do it and I do the busy work while they did all
Starting point is 00:49:17 like the cool website design stuff. But most of what I do is like uploading things, like moving things and I'll let you know, 90% of the files we uploaded still sat on a server after we were done. We never done. Okay, but it still means somebody uploaded it to the fucking, like somebody designed this thing
Starting point is 00:49:32 and then it got uploaded to a government website and sat there for three and a half days. But you know, it had been a joke and bureaucracy got in the way of removing it immediately. Let me, let me put up, let me, let me use a joke then. Let me propose, let me propose a scenario.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Tell me what you think. I'm ready. Okay, I work at whatever the fuck agency desk it is that's responsible for making the logos for this. The logo desk, the, oh yeah, yeah. And I had a couple different versions of the logo, the correct one, an old one,
Starting point is 00:50:03 and then one that I put a UFO on as a joke for my discord to be like, yo, look how funny this would be, right? Cause it doesn't have a contrail, it doesn't have a contrail behind it, it doesn't have any of the other questions. But no, of course not, because UFOs don't leave that shit.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Sure, sure, sure. But I think also we can say, no, no, no, no, no, that's just the truth. All right, just saying it. It's not fitting in with the design, it's off to the side, it's by itself in the image, right? Let's say now. It's not fitting in with the design. It's off to the side. It's by itself in the image, right? Let's say now that somebody grabbed one of the images off my computer and uploaded it
Starting point is 00:50:32 to the site originally and was like, this is it, and then put it up there. And then the next day, it's a message from me like, dude, what the fuck? That's the one with the UFO in it. You dumbass. Take that down. And then you just swap it without telling anyone, and then you leave that other one there and pretend like no one made that.
Starting point is 00:50:51 You know what that means? I mean, yeah, obviously that's a possibility. It just seems like you would think someone would come out and say something then. I wouldn't be like, it was an accident, they were fired, whatever. But they haven't. It's still just silence on a Wednesday,
Starting point is 00:51:04 with three days after it was removed, almost a week after it was initially uploaded, we have no information as to what it is, no fucking idea. It probably didn't make enough noise, to be honest. I haven't seen any, but other than in our chat, if they were, I know, if they were monitoring the Chaluminati private chat, oh, man, they'd be, all of a sudden, they'd be, oh, they'd be pissed. Yeah, but I don't think it made enough noise Yeah, I you know I'm it sucks because I want to know I just want to know just tell me it was an intern even
Starting point is 00:51:34 It's a lie to cover it was aliens just tell me an intern to it so I can settle down and get some sleep at night off chance That you listen to the show person who did this and you are a Patreon member or it's far in the future. Go to the subreddit and let us know that it was you. Please, and somehow prove it. Yes, somehow just prove it. That would be great. Just for my friend Mathis here so that he can sleep tonight. It kind of coupled along with that also that got released today or yesterday. It got released yesterday was a ton of emails between US, NASA, and the government talking about UFO and UAP research and so on.
Starting point is 00:52:16 There's hundreds of pages. I'll link you boys if you have any interesting grabbing it. This was released from a FOIA request, I believe, as always. There's some key words you can use to look for, or to look through these things, but it's emails between people, talking about all kinds of shit. I haven't had the chance to go through it in any form of detail yet.
Starting point is 00:52:35 I actually went through last night, the, do you remember the congressional open hearing about UFOs and whatnot? There's a whole transcript that was released in July that you can just go download and read through, which I read through last night, which is always fascinating. Yeah. I know.
Starting point is 00:52:50 But again, it just kind of gets thrown out there quietly, just like, okay, here's a bunch of fucking NASA emails about UFOs and UAPs. And that's it. And they just, they just out there, that's it. There's nobody's, only people like me find this shit because we're the only ones that go looking for it when When it comes out. So again, it's just more weird shit, man. Just more weird shit coupled with the weird UFO video that we had last week Which is kind of cool. It's just weird and it's frustrating because it's just
Starting point is 00:53:17 It just leaves everything in the air Yeah, okay, I don't know. It's a little too fishy for me, but it is fishy, which is why it's driving me crazy, because it's, but it's fishy and not like a, we're covering up a thing away, but in like these goofs, you know what I mean? It looks like a plot line from VEEP, you know what I mean? It's just like, like this is like something
Starting point is 00:53:38 that could actually just happen with somebody being a dummy. I hope we get answers at some point, man. Yeah, and the thing about it is like, if you're gonna include a UFO in it, why is the UFO like, often the side we made and in the corner? Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:51 I don't understand. I don't know that. Oh, yeah. And we won't unless somebody steps up at Chiliminati Pod subreddit. Go check it out. I don't look worse quality than the other things. It just doesn't have a contrail behind it.
Starting point is 00:54:02 We can't which, Mathis? Way off topic, but I just want to bring this up to you really quick. I have to find it again, but it was very late at night, and I was like going through YouTube for reasons that probably I shouldn't have been, and I ended up on some guys like documentary from a few years back where he's,
Starting point is 00:54:18 it's about the Denver airport, which, you know, the topic people are begging us to cover at some point, which we are looking at. And one of the things that he brought up was that a lot of the airport is, there's like a part of the airport, I guess, dedicated to the Martin from Lockheed Martin. And I guess they have another, like, aerospace program. Yeah. And then an interview. And this was like clips of this interview. And the interview, the guy was like, bro, we got stuff. You can't even imagine.
Starting point is 00:54:46 And I'm just like, what does that mean? What does that mean? It's crazy. Talks about all sorts of weird stuff. And I'm like, one day I need to find the actual documentary. So we can watch that because, yeah, we definitely need to do a Denver airport episode, but there's so much involved with that. It could be like a 20 minute episode maybe.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Like, I don't know, like how crazy does it? Do we want it to get? That, I mean, that could get, there's a lot of crazy. Like the mythology is what I mean. It's a bond Denver so much that there's probably like so many different random conspiracies. It's like Mount Chiliad vibes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Well, I'll also say that in the same thing that I was watching, a guy was like, talking to this woman who was like, I mean, it's pretty obvious that when the grays came to talk to the Anonaki, the Anonaki left, but like what you don't get is that the green lizard people, those aliens were never aliens, they were the original inhabitants of Earth.
Starting point is 00:55:43 And I'm like, well, this is the most math issue Let me just tell you right now that's not there's two there's two dead is the there's the reptilians and the drakes the Draco's the drakes are the ones that are space specific on the dragon the Draco's the yeah, I'm not lizard people like as well but the reptilians were indigenous to Earth. Where was his name, Mr. He had a name in Tupor sending. I know that, Mr. Gray, and know whatever his name is. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And there was the rat guy.
Starting point is 00:56:12 And then there was the dude who was the dragon. They were all there. Oh, yeah. So, you're saying there are two different types of lizard aliens, ones that come from space and ones that were indigenous to Earth that eventually went to space in our next planet. One is reptile for moral combat.
Starting point is 00:56:24 And one of the top frags, yeah, looks exactly, yeah, exactly. did just to earth that eventually went to space. One is reptile for moral combat and one is abstract. Yeah, look just exactly. Yeah, exactly. So I found a news report about this that does not mention the angle at which I discovered this at all. But on the internet today, I was looking and there were a couple websites and things that had posted that there was a new cryptid about. Okay, you were a new cryptid.
Starting point is 00:56:49 And you be a boy, I was like, what is this? And so I followed it until I found like an actual news report on the story. And this is about, this is from Hokkaido, the prefecture of Japan, in the north of Japan, from a town in, it's called Shibetcha, Shibetcha in July. And there is something happening, some creature stalking this area that is known
Starting point is 00:57:16 as the Ninja Bear, or, or Oso 18. And Oso 18 means that it is from the OSHO Shibetsu District camera, which is where it was cited first. So that's like what it's named after. And then 18 means that its front paw tracks are 18 centimeters across, which is like a little over seven inches, which is a pretty big bear for Japan. It's like almost 700 pounds. For Japan is a pretty big bear for Japan. It's like almost 700 pounds. For Japan, a fucking big bear.
Starting point is 00:57:49 And basically, there's some footage of it out there. The video that I was looking at earlier, got pulled for some reason off of YouTube. I'm gonna drop one into the chat for you guys to pull up. I haven't really looked at it. I don't know, it's not much better than the article. It is indeed a bear.
Starting point is 00:58:06 But basically, there's been 60 attacks on livestock in three years from this bear in these two small towns, which is a crazy, crazy number of attacks. The rest of Hokkaido as a whole only sees 12 or so a year on average. So 60 in three years is crazy for one area. And they're pretty sure that it's almost always this bear. And the deal with it is that most bears usually kill something and then hang around for a while so that when they are full they can like come back and eat more, you know what I mean like later and like kind of use it as like a fridge for a little while, right? Yeah, but this bear comes in
Starting point is 00:58:59 kills for sport, eats what he can in the moment and then disappears and pops up somewhere else to do his next kill. So he's just, like a serial killer bear legit. And here's here's some other reasons that, you know, the they call this thing the ninja bear. Apparently this bear walks in rivers so that it doesn't leave tracks. And it also dug under an electric fence once. Huh, what a smart motherfucker. Yeah, so he drops in at midnight, kills livestock, dips out, disappears, walks in the water, not to share tracks. And people are like, this is a fucking smart bear. Doc dips out, disappears, walks in the water, not to share tracks, and people are like,
Starting point is 00:59:47 this is a fucking smart bear. And he's a smart guy. There's a very smart though, just keep that in mind. They are very smart. Can I blow your mind really quickly, Alex? Yeah. I went online because I was like, I never have heard of bear, I mean, they have to be there,
Starting point is 01:00:03 but I've never heard of bears in Japan, you know what I mean? And so I looked up bears in Japan, and so it turns out there are only two types of bears in Japan. One is the Japanese black bear, which is like, you know, a little tiny boy and he's basically... A fairly cute bear. Yeah, basically eats grass and herbs and berries and like, sometimes they'll eat an animal
Starting point is 01:00:22 just to prepare for hibernation to get some fat. But like, most of the time they're like pretty chill, and they think there's only 30 left in the world. like sometimes they'll eat an animal just to prepare for hibernation to get some fat. But like most of the time they're like pretty chill. And they think there's only 30 left in the world. So, but then on the same time there's the brown bear, which I think is what this dude is supposed to be, just based on the description. But it says here, primarily of vegetarian, but they do sometimes kill and eat meat. The thing that's interesting is that they're super aggressive
Starting point is 01:00:45 to the point where even female bears, what they do apparently is they move close to human settlements so that their cubs will... That's something to eat. No, no, so the cubs will be like, say from the male bears who are like out of control. And so they move close to humans because they know the humans will protect them
Starting point is 01:01:05 from the big angry bear. Which I think is super interesting. But this is the thing I really want to say is there was a factoid included. And this sounds exactly on the wavelength you're describing. The worst bear attack happened in Japan in December 1915, where very large brown bear attacked a village and sunk a Betsu twice. We're very large brown bear, attack the village and
Starting point is 01:01:25 Sung Kabetsu Twice and the first attack came during the day. He attacked the village and then at night They were having a funeral vigil for the prior victims and he attacked the visual. No Wow Terminator engines, so I'm so like I feel like this is this, dude, great, great granddaddy. Cause this guy, this was, you were telling me this bear was smart enough to attack during the day and then when they all gathered up at night for a vigil,
Starting point is 01:01:53 he went back and attacked again. That's a smart ass bear. Maybe this particular bear is going through a really rough like bear divorce. Dude, check, he's just, he's right, she snapped. Here's the real problem. So Yoshi Kazu Sato, who was a professor of wildlife at college at Raku no Gaku in university,
Starting point is 01:02:11 says that bears have a pretty high capacity for learning from other bears behavior. Yeah, that makes sense. Like, mother bears teaching their cubs to hunt is like a big part of their thing. So, that's the whole grab in the fish from the water thing. They're really good at learning from other bears.
Starting point is 01:02:28 And so what they're worried about is this bear can teach other bears? Starting like a bear ninja school to teach all bears to God. Yes. To teach them how to like take out the dairy industry. Like I don't know how realistic that is, but.
Starting point is 01:02:43 The ball clan. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. It's a real possibility. So there is perhaps a clan of super intelligent ninja bear cryptids in Japan now. I'm made to Sora news 24 yesterday's news from Japan and Asia today. Gentlemen, I have just about the silliest damn story period. Oh, I'm ready. Yeah. So make me laugh. This will make you laugh, but it's very weird. On a flight from LA to Dallas, Fort Worth, Emerson Collins, an actor from LA began to hear strange noises on the flight.
Starting point is 01:03:21 Like, morning or groaning coming over the intercom system. So of course, he took out his phone and began to record. It continued for hours. This weird guttural moan and these crazy grunts over the intercom coming from nowhere. He couldn't figure out where it was coming from. And because I would never leave you hanging like this, here is literally the never leave you hanging like this. Here is literally the tweet he sent out with the video of the mones. The best part is, is during the video, the hostess, oh my god, 1920s Jesse,
Starting point is 01:03:56 the flight attendant gets on and is like, yeah, no, that's not us. It's somebody, it's interference. It's some weird interference. We don't know what it is. And yeah, as you get it for yourself, it's like weird moaning and groaning. And according to Collins, flight attendants and the pilots were just as stumped as the passengers. The internet was totally puzzled when he posted this online. People were like, well, maybe
Starting point is 01:04:18 someone could have hacked the plane speaker system or maybe someone on the flight was playing a prank on passengers. But Collins said that during the flight he got up looked around to figure out what was causing the noise, and he said I was convinced that someone on our flight was having a great time. He said, explaining that he had been fully walking up and down the aisles like Nancy Drew, trying to find the growner. However, he ultimately realized that someone couldn't be making these sounds audibly because people would notice. Stumped Collins returned to his seat and half expected there to be some sort of goofy like climax at the end because that's kind of what it sounds like and it culminated in nothing. They just landed. The noises stopped. They got off the
Starting point is 01:04:58 plane. What's crazier is apparently this isn't the first time this has happened. As the LA Times reports, at least two other incidents are reported by them. And another website says that it's actually five other instances of the associated with LAX. That's hilarious. The Molyx. Oh, yes. All that.
Starting point is 01:05:17 All them from different flights coming out of LAX. Yes. What the fuck? That's hilarious. When Reese for comment by Gizmodo, American Airlines claimed that the groans from the September 6th flight were actually caused by a mechanical issue. If that explains anything, it's what they said.
Starting point is 01:05:33 No way. This is what they said. The PA public address systems on that day. 100%. Yeah, I mean, like in the PA public address systems, a border craft are hardwired and therefore there's no external access. Following the initial report, our maintenance team thoroughly inspected the aircraft and the PA system
Starting point is 01:05:50 and determined that sounds were caused by a mechanical issue with the PA amplifier, which raises the volume of PA system when the engines are running. Our team is reviewing the additional reports. And of course, like everyone else, they're like, why is it on multiple flights? Why is it happening all over the place? Clearly this is something else.
Starting point is 01:06:08 And it gives motor reached out to this guy who's in like, Aeronautics and stuff. And he's like, okay, could this happen? He's like, look, when they said it's not hardwired, that is company code for, it is not completely hardwired. And we don't know how it could be hacked into, but it's possible it could. Yeah, this has the energy of the max headroom thing or something like that.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Signal jack, fucking old school weird stuff. Especially since it's happening, flights coming from LAX, flights that are American Airlines, it's very specifically targeting things coming from LAX that are American Airlines. It's probably something like- So like- So like with a radio who is aiming it and he's doing Bong Rips and going, aww.
Starting point is 01:06:50 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so great. It's like so, but it's these weird little like, aww. Yeah, it's, it's, look at people should go looking up like, that's definitely a person. That is not on a mechanical noise.
Starting point is 01:07:01 No, yeah, that's a voice for shh. That's a voice. If you want to see the video was posted September 22nd by Emerson Collins at ACT, ACTUALLY Emerson on Twitter if you want to go watch it, it is hilarious. Like, I couldn't sit through that, I'd be going crazy on that plane, I'd be losing my mind. What's happening?
Starting point is 01:07:21 When you see just a clip of it, it's very funny. It's like... Oh. Oh. I mean, what's happening? When you see just a clip of it, it's very funny. It's like, oh, oh, that's a monster. It's so weird, buddy. Thank you so much for hanging out with us this week here on Patreon or in public sometime in the future.
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Starting point is 01:10:10 Hello, my little Chilu Minots. Hello. Hello. Hello Chilu Minis. Chilu Minis. Hello. Minisode 109, boys. 109, we're almost at 110.
Starting point is 01:10:23 109, I'm excited. I'm excited. We're almost at 200. 109, I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. We're almost at 200 of the main show, isn't that nuts? 109, that's a good number. I don't know why, it feels friendly. I don't know why. 109, yeah, good job.
Starting point is 01:10:34 Boys, I got, not, you know, this is classic. I got a classic video, okay? Ghost. Oh, walking and vanishing. Okay, we're right in front, where we at of the camera. Let me give you the link. Ah, demand, I demand a link, you can't just like that up. It's, I am gonna put it in Zoom for ya.
Starting point is 01:10:57 Here you go. I have it at the, I think I have it marked properly for where the 18 seconds. Oh, I saw it real quick, hold on. Oh yeah, back up, real quick. Hold on. Oh yeah, back up, back up. So was the ghost the one picking up the wood? 16s.
Starting point is 01:11:09 It's like two seconds. It's like immediate. Yeah, watch 16 seconds and. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is a beautiful evidence. My favorite part is that it is very obviously just a dude carrying like a bucket of something down to the lake. Is there anything else? If I was a ghost, I would not be doing chores. What if that were a stuck in forever? He's in perma-chor mode.
Starting point is 01:11:36 He doesn't need any of that. I don't know many ghosts. If there are ghosts that have props, I love that. The only ghost I know is the one that haunts Scrooge that's like, I brought chains. It's me, Miley. That's the only one. Look at it.
Starting point is 01:11:48 He disappears. He fades away in front of the naked eye. The YouTuber that was editing it said to date he was bewildered when he saw the man vanish in the background because there should have been nobody there. As such, many viewers have suggested that the outdoors may inadvertently film the ghost. While more skeptical observers have argued that the man merely appears to vanish due to the angle of the sunlight in the video, which I don't know if I want to agree with, okay? You don't want to because you know it to be true.
Starting point is 01:12:14 I don't know it to be anything. This is on this is on coastacoseam.com. So you know this is like solid report. Yeah, yeah. I mean, look, it looks great. I can't tell you if it's real or not, but it looks funny. It has like a funny vibe to it. The only other thing I want that guy brought here is that there was a crop circle in Brazil.
Starting point is 01:12:34 Oh, yes, I did see this. Did you see that? Yeah, this is the second time this guy's had a crop circle. I know it happened once in 2015. Okay, before we talk crop circles, we got to go back to this video for a minute Go to 0 0 0 just go to the very beginning Okay, look where the ghost is supposed to appear and be right before the dog crosses in front That dude is sitting there on the porch. Oh, I see him He literally is doing that like dad thing we have to rock back in order to stand up
Starting point is 01:13:02 He's doing like oh, yeah, and that. And he's doing like, oh yeah. And that's what he's doing back there. And then he's a guy in the post. Yeah, it's just a man on a porch. Wait, what where? Go look in the, the, the far right in that little light area. Zero zero zero zero. And press play and you can see him rock back a little bit and then almost go forward dog walks in front and he's walking down the hill.
Starting point is 01:13:25 It's a man standing up. Yeah, I mean, yeah. You can see his shoes. Like, unless ghost be rocking kicks, I mean, like, okay. I'm not gonna tell a ghost what to do. He's got fashion. I am reading in the comments that people are saying
Starting point is 01:13:40 that it looks like the object in front of him is moving independently of his arms, but I don't really see it. I don't really see that. Yeah. I don't know what you guys think, but I don't really see it. It doesn't, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:13:51 I don't see it either. Yeah. This one is definitely just something. No, it looks like he's carrying something. Yeah. It's a ghost. It's a ghost. Hands down.
Starting point is 01:14:03 This design looks pretty good good on the crop circle. Yeah, crop circle, it happened, that's all I got for the crop circle, there it is. It's a pretty neat design. It's a Monday or Tuesday. Yeah, it's not that complex, but it's pretty complex. I feel like the crop circle is a good segue, though, for Jesse to take it.
Starting point is 01:14:21 Oh, well. Oh, not sure if you're aware, gentlemen, but over on you, Gov, they did some surveys of skepticism when it comes to UFOs. And they compared them to 1996 polls done in Newsweek and the Pew Research Center. And they basically went through and asked a bunch of questions, and they found some interesting things.
Starting point is 01:14:48 So first off, do you believe that UFOs are probably alien ships or alien life forms or they have some natural scientific explanation? 34% of people in 2022 believe that like 100% it's aliens. In 1996, it was 20. So it's got up 14%. With that said, the number of people who said, I don't know, also increased to 34%.
Starting point is 01:15:14 That sounds like a shy yes to me. Right? That's right. I agree. I don't know, you already think yes. Yeah, that's what I would say. Is I don't know, I don't know what they are. But the natural scientific explanation
Starting point is 01:15:27 went from 51% down to 32%. Natural? Natural. I don't know, like it's a gas or something. Like a mundane explanation. It's ball lightning. I mean, they say natural scientific explanation is what it says.
Starting point is 01:15:41 But that means it's not aliens, right? Right, right. Okay, okay. So they dropped from 51 to 32%. They asked again, how likely do you think it is? We will make contact with alien life within the next, and they gave it several different years. And I thought this was super interesting
Starting point is 01:15:59 because in the next 10 years, only 7% said it will definitely happen 12% said it will probably happen and 29% sent I don't know and that's funny because the entire way through I don't know stays rough of the same when it goes to 50 years where 13% say oh, yeah, it's definitely gonna happen and 19% say It'll probably happen, but and this one thing is so strange at 100 years We're now at 21% definitely gonna happen 18 will probably happen Definitely gonna happen. I mean what's crazy in 200 years?
Starting point is 01:16:39 26% say yeah, definitely So for some reason time has something to do with it. I guess I don't't know why, yeah, I don't know why time is involved in there. It's a very strange thing. We're a little. Another part of the poll was if we encountered aliens, how likely do you think it is that they would? First one is be more technologically advanced. Over half of people say yes, 100.
Starting point is 01:17:04 Very few to the point where they don't even list the number, say not likely at all. And only 5% say not very likely. So I think that goes to the psyche of where everyone thinks we are as a species. That's pretty interesting. How likely are they to come in peace? Only 11% said likely.
Starting point is 01:17:22 Why? I don't know. I feel like if they were not going to come and piece, it would have, they would have annihilated us already. But here's the thing. Be hostile to humans, only 9% said yes. So there's a large group of people in both those cases that simply don't know or don't care and literally just said not sure. Okay. There's the before less technologically advanced than humans. Over half said no way. There's no way that's going to happen. And then look like a weird thing to think that that's not going to happen. Yeah. Yeah. The 7% said it's very likely they're going to be less technologically
Starting point is 01:17:59 advanced, which is weird. I mean, they didn't understand the question. I have no clue. What does that mean? What does that mean? I have so many questions about what these people are saying to these surveyors now. I mean, maybe they're trying to be too smart and they're like, well, when we discover microbes, you know what I mean? Like, maybe, I don't know. I guess.
Starting point is 01:18:18 This one's fun. Looks like aliens commonly depicted in science fiction with big heads and big eyes Such a small percentage of people said very likely that it's not even listed Most people said somewhat likely or not sure, but almost 50% said no way What do I think goes to the sort of like People expect things to be weirder than it you know know what I mean? Like, we wouldn't know. And then here we go.
Starting point is 01:18:49 Do you believe what you saw, oh, this is people who think you're seeing me. I know what I saw. Yeah, this is a, if you've seen UFO, this question's for you. Do you believe what you saw to be more likely? 34% said aliens. It's just, I saw aliens, that's what it was.
Starting point is 01:19:06 23% said, not sure. And then 43% said, you know, it could have been a natural phenomenon that I just couldn't identify. Interesting. Yeah, it's pretty interesting. Again, for a lot of this, it's sort of like rocking that 30, 30, 30, you know,
Starting point is 01:19:22 like 33% across the board. All I can think about is that strategy of like ingratiating the public into the idea of UFO slowly so that it's like a band-aid you take off slowly. It's all I can think about when you talk about stuff like this. I know. From 96 to 2022, we as a society are more accepting of it. It seems more real now than it did when I was a kid for sure.
Starting point is 01:19:43 Well, here's the thing. And this is again, this is the last big one. I think it says a lot. How likely each of the following exists? Tupacabra, only 4% definitely exists. Loch Ness Monster, only 5% says definitely. That's surprising. The Yeti, 6% says definitely exists. Big surprising the yeti six percent says definitely exists big foot eight percent definitely exists
Starting point is 01:20:09 Aliens however 24 percent definitely exists 33% probably exists 19% not sure and 12% says it doesn't exist So only 12% of the people are completely blocked off the idea that they're Yes, yeah, interesting. There's 13% of the people are completely blocked off to the idea that they're really interesting. There's 13% that said probably it might not exist, but that's them leaving it open.
Starting point is 01:20:31 That's a shy yes again. That's a shy yes again. Yeah, and so 12, only 12% are against the ideas of aliens even existing. Meanwhile, everything else is like over 50 across the board being like not real, not real, not real. And so this is saying like what Alex was getting at, you know, more people are like, well, yeah, I'm accepting of that.
Starting point is 01:20:51 More and more crazy shit is happening every day. You think aliens are going to like phase me now. I know, I know, right? I'd be like, oh, what's up? Are you guys going to cancel student debt all the way now? Like, yeah, you know, like, you just want more thing. Yep. Man. I mean, with the government's latest weird nonsense of that UFO badge that like hung around for a few days, I know. You are so mad. Still am. Still am. I know.
Starting point is 01:21:18 Alex, take us home. All right. So I got a good one. This one is from a serious universe. Shout out Paul Seaburn. So this is a guy on TikTok, first of all, this guy Andrew Ryan Watchhorn Dawson, not the dude from BioShock. As I say, don't trust him. It's a man not entitled to whatever is proud. So I, he posted this TikTok, he's in Whistler's Peak in Alberta and he said he sees like a giant on the peak. So this is and this is just part one of like a bigger longer story. So we'll go from here, but this is the first bit is that he sees this giant. Okay. So just so you know, this guy's driving on a highway. The mountain is way in the distance like way out there.
Starting point is 01:22:02 He zooms in and you can see what does look like a humanoid figure standing at the very top, just standing dead still. Yeah, it looks pretty big. He goes back at one point, posting other TikToks just to show how big it must have been, show the distance. He thinks it's a big foot, but he doesn't really know. He's asking for help. He's not giving up. but he doesn't really know he's asking for help, he's not giving up. Then he posts another TikTok that's him saying that he got stopped while he was up there by somebody who said he was with the CIA.
Starting point is 01:22:35 There's another TikTok, this is just a post op of him talking about that. So there's not really like video of the agent or anything. Then he says, and this is in back in April. This is on April 12th, he goes back the first time that he sat was on April 4th. So this is just a week later or so, the CIA tells him to go away.
Starting point is 01:22:54 Then on April 13th, he goes back at 5.30 in the morning with his dog and nobody's there, but he gets there and there's another video that he posts of him up there. He makes a joke about an airplane being a UFO. He thinks that maybe they're extracting something. Don't know. So that's on the 13th.
Starting point is 01:23:17 On the 17th, he goes back in the dark and he stopped by someone on the road and is given a warning and the next day he says he's being stocked because he sees a car in front of his house is on April 17th, 2022. He goes out to confront the drivers and they drive off really fast. And we don't get another video for like almost two weeks then on May 6th when he posts one saying update where he's like,
Starting point is 01:23:42 it has the vibe of one of those like Chinese videos where like the person says they're fine. Okay. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah. Those videos where they're like, I'm not in danger, I'm not being imprisoned,
Starting point is 01:23:54 I'm doing great. And they're like clearly crying and like not doing great. Yeah. Those types of videos, like a hostage video type video, he says it's all fake, he says he's sorry.
Starting point is 01:24:03 Then on the 16th of May, then I posted the update video, I might not have. No, I'll post that one. Saying the car skirt off is the last one. Yeah. And then he posted the update, then he posted another video on the 16th of May saying, I am scared. So this is 10 days later, he's walking in the dark very quickly on May 16th. And then he asks, wait a minute, then another video on the 17th, he posts where he sees equipment on the mountain and people doing stuff and he says that wasn't here yesterday. He sees some sort of equipment on the mountain. Maybe he thinks it's military. They got millions of use these things. And then on July 1st, 2022, there was an obituary posted in the Campbell River Mirror, Andrew Ryan
Starting point is 01:24:53 Watchhorn Dawson November 4th, 1987 to July 1st, 2022 in loving memory. So he's like not a joke. he's actually dead. He's dead. Holy crap. So I don't know what this dude found. Don't know what happened with this dude. Wait, what? Yeah. Don't know where this guy ended up.
Starting point is 01:25:19 What what what what's guy died July 1st? Is this year? Yeah, these videos were from April and May and he was dead by July first. It's real that he's dead. I mean, it's an obituary posted in a paper. I don't know what to tell you. TikTok, you just have to treat like it's fake anyway, but like this definitely all happened for real.
Starting point is 01:25:39 Sure. I'm just trying to figure out why Campbell River Mirror is a local newspaper and website. Yeah, it's a, it's a newspaper. I've been going back through his videos and he definitely makes videos clearly for the sake of shock. He did? Yeah, I'm looking at some of his videos and he's making like one of his videos is literally 10,000 likes and I'll beat my girlfriend. Yikes. Oh god.
Starting point is 01:25:59 Well, before this, apparently according to the article on Myster mysterious universe, the guy didn't really seem to be very motivated by the paranormal or by any sort of UFO or Bigfoot hunting or anything like that. Sure, sure, sure. I think it, like, I mean, it's very obvious. At least looking at his TikTok. Yeah, yeah, but my whole, I'll be my wife thing
Starting point is 01:26:23 is like a goof. He's like, I'll be my wife to the door, like that kind of thing. But he's creating, like that kind of stuff. And if you look at his, Yeah, if you look at his timeline, most of his stuff is like, you know, 700, 100 views. He has one video of a million views that's like some dude video of a million views that's like some dude training to snowboard but it isn't until this video with the giant that he suddenly starts like posting one thing
Starting point is 01:26:55 after another after another after another after another after another and comments are off on all of his stuff it's certainly weird the videos look real good like they if they're fake they're like like really well done. I don't know like I'm just reporting the news as I see it. That's what this is for. Don't worry. Yeah, this is this is Andrew Dawson at Andy capped and D. Y. K. A. P. T on TikTok go ahead and find him Seems to me that he died, but uh go check it out for yourself pretty as his girlfriend He has a girlfriend in all these videos as she said anything. No, I don't know. I don't know
Starting point is 01:27:30 I'm just going off the article nobody's commented as far as as the articles concern Hmm, but That's what's up that dude said that happened and then he died Take from that what you will Maybe we'll have an update on this in a couple of weeks if anything comes of it and cares said that happened and then he died. Take from that what you will. Maybe we'll have an update on this in a couple of weeks if anything comes of it. I'm curious.
Starting point is 01:27:48 I would love to know what happened to, like he's in photo, like in, not Instagram, Jesus, in TikTok stuff with like, a kid and like a girlfriend and like other friends. Clearly it's gotta be real updates about this, right? Yeah, I'm curious to look into myself actually. But, uh, I'll leave you hanging on this mystery.
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