Chilluminati Podcast - Minisode Compilation 32 - Post Liveshow Sniffles

Episode Date: October 22, 2023

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Hey everybody, before we get going, I just have a couple of announcements I want to put forward real quick first and foremost Just a huge thank you for everybody who came out to the live show this past weekend We've done a few live shows now over the years and this was easily my favorite one We had such a good time. We messed with a little bit of a new format and it seemed like everybody just was having a great night We definitely were so thank you for that and if you enjoyed it or you missed it and you want to come see us again Or for the first time we'll be back right there at the Tehragram Ballroom in LA on December 3rd for our very last live show of the year. And hey, if you wanted to see the live show

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it and sell it for something super cheap as soon as we have everything put together. So keep your eye out for that. And if you just want it when it comes out, head over to patreon.com slash julymanonipod, we're welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.

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Let me just give you the boys. Sacramento. Sacramento. So you can skip ahead a bit and just like you can jump to like 20 seconds. Yeah, little Phoenix lights,. There's initially three in triangular formation. Eventually, the three kind of slowly spread out on a fourth joint. I see the fourth. Yeah, I see. Flickers into existence. You can see it. He catches it on camera when it kind of fades in and it really does kind of like whoop, it just kind

of fades in existence. That's it. Like, there's really not much there. They're moving in a, again, a V to a straight line until eventually a fourth one shows up. He's just filming it on the freeway and he's like, I can't pull over. I'm on the fucking freeway. Like, I'm trying to get this footage. He follows it all the way off the freeway, past like a gas station. Yeah. And it's just again, another set of lights, kind of just oddly lingering, moving, and just kind of being there and being weird. And that's all that really is to it. This is really the whole video, isn't it? Yeah, that's like all.

Yeah, that's really it. Just like, he checks it. I mean, the way the camera's moving and stuff, it doesn't look fake at all. It just looks like lights in the sky. Yeah, it's really far away. Yeah. If it's fakeable, it's like almost a waste of a whole set.

Yeah. It's not like, like, realistic, like exciting enough to be a hoax, I guess. Yeah, I agree. It's interesting. Yeah. It's all bring into the table. Like, I feel like for four or five weeks straight now,

it's all been weird little UFO sightings every week. Something similar. What's the name of that YouTube channel again? Chulmanotti. Oh, one. No, this one's this one's called this one. Oh, this one. Did an underbelly two point? No, an underbelly twoati. Oh, one. No, this one's called, this one. Oh, this one.

Did he hit an underbelly 2.0? No, an underbelly 2.0. What a fucking, yeah. That's what it's called, but this is from Mufon. Yeah, I was posted by Mufon. So it's not coming from here. So this is a real, this is a real Mufon.

Yeah, so I don't know, another fast thing, I'm always interested to hear Jesse's take away from little UFO little videos like this. I mean, you know, I never agree that they're real, but, you know, I think it's... Well, you don't agree that they're aliens, but you agree that they're real.

I mean, not all UFO videos. Well, okay. I agree that most UFO videos are real recordings. A video of like a video of something. Oh, yes. Is it, so like in this case, it is lights. And the lights only form a pattern because humanity are brains are designed to see patterns.

And like, if you look at it from that aspect, it's just lights that could be on anything or several separate things, but they're moving. It doesn't mean that it's UFO. All I'm saying is, oh, that's an incorrect. Unidentified flying object is just, you know, anything. It doesn't mean it's aliens. Do you A.P., all right?

Whatever they call them now, yeah. Whatever Jesse, take it off. Then take it from me, all right. Give me something better. What do you have? My topic is one that I accidentally this week, I guess last week sometime, sent to, I have

another chat where it is listed as, to Davis. Yes, yeah, it's listed as M-A-J, right, which would be, there's Mathis Alex Jesse, but the M and that stood for Michael Davis. It was a, I forgot the Tuluminati, it's like literally named Tuluminati in my phone anyway. I'm gonna send this to you on Twitter. It's a link for a Reddit post that I saw this week. We're dude literally just said,

hey, I created an example of my daily hallucinations. This is what I see when I hallucinate. This is like, you like posted an example. Okay, I think I've seen this. And he has like a weird like demon thing and it and stuff. But what's crazy about it is a lot of the comments were, oh, that's my sleeper house, like that's the demon I see. Or like, oh, I've seen that thing before,

like that kind of stuff. And even though I don't know what to believe here, I did find it fascinating because it's something that we on the show have talked about frequently where people see the same things. And so I thought this was a very interesting Reddit post. It's called, I created an example of my daily hallucinations. And it's just this guy's art, he made,

I guess, look like computer generated, because one of the things looks like a computer graphic of a little creepy man. But yeah, it just like kind of stuck there. But a lot of the comments are fascinating because people aren't like, oh that's so, people are like, oh I've seen that. Oh yeah, I know that thing.

And I'm like, yeah, it's like realistic enough finally to be representative of the thing that they see. Yeah, this guy very accurately depicts at least in my estimation of what he sees when he's going through it. And it does seem like damn, that would mess me up. I got messed up from the very few times. I've never woken up half asleep and hallucinated

like something wild and scary. I've never hallucinated, but I have, I think I've said this before, I have, while on a plane, I woke up while sleeping because I was biting my tongue while flying, but my body was still asleep. So I couldn't un-bite my tongue and it hurts so bad. That like, for days after I still had teeth marks

in my tongue, but I couldn't like wake my body up. Yeah, oh yeah, that was crazy. That's the closest I've ever come to sleep paralysis, but like, that wasn't pleasant. So if I saw some stuff, that'd be even worse. Yeah, that'd be, that's the worst. I can't imagine waking up and like being paralyzed and seeing something, because I've woken up a couple times

where I've woken up and like the main thing I can remember seeing is giant spiders like on my ceiling and wall. But like, they never felt so real that I wasn't afraid. Like, I would walk up to them and like, they would disappear. Yeah. And that's how I knew was like, they're not real. But never pinned in my bed and unable to move. That would be the worst. Like, I think this guy on Reddit, it's fascinating because it's very clear that I knew was like, they're not real. But never pinned in my bed and unable to move. That would be the worst.

Like, I think this guy on Reddit, it's fascinating because it's very clear that he isn't like, I don't know, maybe he's tormented, but yeah, I don't know. Also, I just saw that, sorry, this post has been removed by moderators. Yeah, I saw that too, actually. I thought that was gonna be part of the story.

No, I just noticed that. I wonder if it just got too wild. You can see the original image is like you saw this, right? You saw this image. Yeah, yeah, I see it. Yeah, it's all on the same thing. Yeah, yeah, fascinating, fascinating that they removed it. Especially since everyone was like, oh, yeah, no, I totally, that checks out with me.

And I thought that was the most interesting part because usually it's like, oh, that's cool. Or like, oh,, no, I totally, that checks out with me. And I thought that was the most interesting part, cause usually it's like, oh, that's cool, or like, oh, that's terrifying, but the fact that people are like, that's what I see. I mean, that really interested me because it goes back to the idea of what you keep saying about like, people seeing the same thing. It's like when people talk about the witch sitting on their chest or whatever, you know what I mean?

What is that? Like, what cause? I don't know. I know, I mean? What is that? Like what cause? I don't know. I've no, that's fascinating. That's interesting to me. Like that's something to like study. Why do we see the same things, even if we're like across the world,

even if we have no connection with each other, what does that mean? It's like biological, natural, brain, or something like baked to our DNA, that like light after death, brain stuff. There's something like baked like the light to our DNA that like light after death. That's stuff we see. So check it out.

I have a story of Brunel murder. Not really. I mean, sort of. So check it out. So like on October 1st, it started going around the internet again, just like it does every couple of months. That somebody has found the zodiac killer.

If you don't know what the zodiac killer is, sorry, we should do it episode on it. I'm sorry that we have it. The issue was like, I'd love to do a zodiac killer episode and maybe we will one day, but there is no definitive ending to it. There is no, we got him bitch like.

Yeah, that's kind of good though. That's kind of interesting thing about the zodiac killer, but apparently Somebody has found who it is again this time. It's a book called Where's it? It's called my friend the zodiac how to find zodiac is the name of this book if I did it by Zodiac to kill it's by the sky Jared Kobyk who was trying to do a book about California the 70s at first and then he kind of like went down a rabbit hole and ended up in Zodiac town. And if this is an article that I'm reading from the Guardian where he's talking about how he

did not set out to have one of those like, I now know who the Zodiac killer is type books, because he thinks those are dumb, but like he found a guy who's like a new guy who's so convincing that he's like, actually, he doesn't care. He's like, I gotta tell you that this is the case. And it's this guy whose name is Paul Doer, Doer, who's a guy from San Francisco who died in 2007. And some of the stuff is really interesting. Like he's saying that he believes that the Zodiac killer, somebody who created a myth around himself, like a supervillain, like straight out of the comic books, is like how he sees Zodiac this writer.

And he thinks that this guy that is the Zodiac killer was like a guy who has like all these little coincidences that are all kind of circumstantial like a lot of them like a huge amount but like they're you know when you add them all up it makes it impossible to deny that it's the zodiac killer. So basically that's the idea of this. So basically he started to put together the idea of the comic books and stuff and he started tracing that to fanzines in the Bay Area and he found this guy, Paul Doe, who was like submitting stuff to these like Bay Area Zines and stuff.

And he's a naval documents clerk from Fairfield and he found a recipe that this guy sent to a magazine about how to make a bomb with ammonium nitrate fertilizer. It has the same instructions with the same error of not including a starter and to keep the bomb ingredients dry. And that this was a formula that was published in a newsletter by a group called The Minute Men, which were like right wing dudes and that this guy was a member and that this group used the gun site symbol as its and he matches all the physical descriptions of Zodiac. And some of the attacks took place at places where his daughter hung out all the time. And he, speaking of his daughter,

was knowledgeable in cryptography enough that he created a weekly puzzle for his daughter that she would have to solve to get her allowance. Huh. And literally this same woman, this, this, this, this, this, a legend killer's daughter thought that she was gonna read this book and sue this guy, but then she got convinced by the book that her dad was the zodiac killer. Um, and that's just kind of what happened, but then just to add a little bit more Gas to this fire because this is like you know something that happens pretty frequently right like this is not like that

Exciting of news that somebody thinks they found the zodiac killer in a vacuum. However We know also that the dude Paul Haynes Do you know who Paul Haynes is he's an author. He did the He wrote the HBO He wrote the book that was like with Pat Noswald's Previous wife. Yeah where they solve the Golden State killer case

So he did like a Twitter thread and I'll link you guys the thread. It's a huge thread He did a Twitter thread. That's like 30 40 50 tweets long where he lot he like lays it all out. And it's like a huge in-depth thing. And this guy is 100% convinced that this is the zodiac killer. He's like, this is by far the most convincing guy that's been fingered for this in a long time. The San Francisco police will not comment. And you know, who knows? But this guy, he said, you know what? Because also the Golden State Killer is like same area even, right?

So this guy specifically has contacts at these like law enforcement agencies. And he was like, I am so convinced by this that I have gone through back channels, which I didn't even have enough evidence to go through for the Golden State Killer. So he's convinced that this really is zodiac. So this, I think I'm calling this, this might be it.

This might be zodiac for real. Yeah, this is, I'm going through it kind of briefly, but like, even the photos of him. Yeah. He looks like the dude. And there's all these weird, he does like D and D. Larping. Yeah. And then saying he went to Renaissance fairs. And so that explains why he would have like an executioner's garb. Like there's he, he, he, ever since he was a kid, he was like obsessed with writing letters to the editor. He admits

to killing people. He like, hints at it jokingly in some of his letters. According to this, he was a into cryptography. Like you said, and published a cipher in his Tolkien magazine, Habitalia, three days after Zodiac sent his Z 13 cipher to the police. Yeah. There's there. If you go to nine, tweet nine, a, they show him at the redness on sphere, a picture of him with a knife that looks like exactly like the knife that the dudes were stabbed with at the lake. Man, this is like the two rivets. This is fascinating.

This is very, very good. My, I'm like, this is like real. Like, this feels real to me. Part of me wants to be like, and it's also as vehicle fits the description of what he was driving, which is crazy. Like, part of me wants to be like, this is one of those correlation,

it's not causation things, but like, it is. It's just too many, it's just too many. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is fascinating. This actually might be a good read. Yeah, I'm thinking about buying this, yeah. In 15b, he simply even comparing the way he draws arrows, like pointing at things and they're feathered arrows, both of them, which is weird.

They're like, look at them. Like, that's like not a thing people do. I wonder, I mean, you said it doesn't have an ending, but I wonder if it's worth looking into this and then crafting an episode based off of this book. I mean, yeah, we'll see. Like, who knows? I mean, LA Mag laid this out.

Like, this might be the one. Like, San Fran might be like, oh shit. Yeah. Like, they might already be moving on it. So let's keep our ear to the ground and see this might be the frame. This might be the, the book that has the ending. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm definitely want to read this. This is crazy. This might be the real fun. And generally people are like, well, you know, what was his motive? But like you said, it literally just could have been a powerless man thirsty for power. And he constructed himself a real world super villain that he could live as. I mean, we literally are talking about

that right now on the show. A person who wants power over someone else. I mean, we watched it in the rotten popcorn that we did the other day. Like, McAfee, dude, that dude is nuts. We should have talked about that in the main episode. That is a crazy move. Yeah, that that documentary was fucking insane. Please if you're on Patreon get to that tier go listen to the latest rotten popcorn and watch along with it. God it like but it also tracks even if you like don't watch end of that, it wasn't about, I gotta save money for my it was like, I am Heisenberg, like the power man, the power over others.

That's it corrupts easily. This is awesome. I'm gonna go through this thread very, very deeply over like probably tonight after we get off this call. I'm very curious. This is awesome. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. This is awesome.

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Actually, it's a great state. Don't say beat, say beat because that's what my first, that's what my article is all about today. Beat? Beat? Beat? Yes. No, no, no, not anal beads, just bees, like buzz buzz, you know, a hundred miles.

Okay, Michael. Let's see if that's the most funny. No. like buzz buzz, you know, let's see if that's the most funny. No, this isn't my home state. It is absolutely not paranormal in any way, but it is hilarious news. This is Massachusetts. Hadley woman. It was accused of release. Oh my god. I heard about this.

She was accused of releasing bees on police officers that were serving her in a fiction notice. Phenomenal. I'm a huge fan. In a bizarre story at a Massachusetts, a woman was arrested for allegedly unleashing a swarm of bees upon police officers who were attempting to serve in a Viction notice. The way it went down is they were at a routine stop to deliver the paperwork, which quickly turned into like chaos.

When she pulled up with her truck and a hitched up behind it was like a trailer carrying a bunch of B-hives. She got out of the truck, walked to the back and basically smashed open the top of it and to anger the bees. The cops tried to stop her, but it was too late. By the time they got over there, the bees had already swarmed out and started coming at them. They had to retreat.

One of the offers was getting stung in the face. She then proceeds to put on a beekeeper outfit and stacks two hive boxes in front of the door where they need to go. It's like an episode of the Sandman or something. She's like a magical moment. When the authorities were informed when she was informed, rather, that by the authorities and several officers were allergic to bees, the woman just simply replied, oh, you're allergic? Good. That was the whole mind. Oh my God. Oh, God.

I want to get a drink with this woman. I want to buy her a drink. This is now being faced with multiple charges of assault with the dangerous weapon in the form of a storm of bees, though. So we might not be able to have a drink with her any time So this reminds me of a story like this story seems like totally crazy It reminds me of a story that I read I think we might have done for Carson Crenner a long time ago as well Where a woman well, so like this guy was everywhere he went squirrels would attack. Oh my god I knew you were going in the story squirrels would always attack this guy and it was eventually discovered that his ex-wife

Had secretly trained squirrels Specifically attack this man's nuts That is it happened and I've now realized What are we doing? Animal pets do it all sorts of crazy cool stuff for us and instead were like my cat shits in a box I could be I could be like the Crow man of Culver City. Like I could be the- You can't.

Yes. And have like a jewelry collecting ring. Like the blue ring. How many like spent bullet shells do you think a Crow would bring back to you and where you're out there? Honestly, I don't ever hear him. So I don't know how to do that. Yeah. We don't hear him, they don't happen. They. So I'm not really, yeah.

We don't hear him, they don't happen. They must be laser crimes. They must be laser crimes. No, I don't know, this woman. I would have a drink with you too. That's just such a creative way to show your displeasure. While also being put in jail for God knows how long I've worked with.

I just wanna know like how you went from like, oh no, the cops are coming to evict me to, I'm going to release my bees at them. Are they her bees? Is she a beekeeper? That's a good question. I don't know. I have no idea if they were her bees.

I don't know where she got the bees. I don't know how she. She's all some grand gesture. Is she a millionaire? That's, yeah, she's just a millionaire who just has more more bees than she knows what to do with. So, sicking them in officers was her answer. Uh, yeah, that's that's Massachusetts.

Oh, and in God, she lived under the 49 of me Marie Lane, M E M E R Y. Do you know what that is? No, but me meme memes. God, I thought your bills like I was going to stream. No, just me Marie Lane. That's where she lived. 49 me for 20 me Marie Lane. That would have been so much better, just me Marie Lane. That's where she lived. 49, 420, me Marie Lane. That would have been so much better.

420, me Marie Lane. That's where the Boston Big Bean Boy lives. That one, Massachusetts, that's where he lives. Fortunately, me Marie Lane. Yeah, that's all I got though. I just needed to talk about it. I saw this a few days ago and I was like, this is a hilarious fucking story.

I've got an ancient mystery. What do you got, Jesse? I have a, I don't even want to give you the headline. I don't even want to, I just want to read the article to you verbatim. I got this thing from live science. That is this shrine that was found, I think in 2019, in Barrenike, Barrenaki, which is like a, it's the red sea, it's like a port town in the red sea that was like part of like a big port for ancient Egypt. So this is like from 1700

years ago, this thing that they found. And it's, there was a paper in the October issue of the American Journal of Archaeology, which is where they're getting all this information. And what they found was sort of like a shrine. And Omshrine was a stone monument with two gods, and they don't know what gods they are. And there was a pedestal, and there was a 13 inch long iron harpoon next to the pedestal. And on the pedestal were 15 decapitated falcons, like the remains of 15 decapitated falcons. Now we have the very real guy who does exist. He's a professor of religion at Boston University.

His name is David Frank Ferder. He says that the decapitation of the Falcons, quote, seems to be a local gesture of completing a live offering to the god of the shrine. Says vote of sacrifice of a live animal usually involves some kind of killing or blood asperging to show the commitment of the devotee. This vote of sacrifice of a live animal usually involves some kind of killing or blood asperging to show the commitment of the DVT.

But so that's just one room of this shrine. It's like an indoor type shrine. In another room there's a Stella, which is a pillar that has an inscription in Greek. And this is the part that is sort of like the selling point of this whole mystery because nobody knows what these gods are like I say. Nobody knows exactly why these Falcons are here. On the pillar in Greek it says,

it is improper to boil ahead in here. Wait, just don't boil ahead in there. You got all those damn burgers? Yeah, don't boil them in there. Don't let Domer in there, man. He can't boil the skulls in there. He's not allowed. Also on this Stella are our our Harpocrates of Coptos, a child god and two deities who are enigmatic. Nobody knows for sure who they are. One has a falcon head, they think think this is what they're looking at. And the other one is a goddess who has a crown made of cow horns and a solar disc.

And of all the deities on the Stella, including our Herpocrates, the Falcon Headed one seems to be the biggest one. And I don't think this is whatever the other Falcon Headed goddess, because otherwise they would say it. I'd ever go with the name of the falcon-headed goddess. What is it? Raw? I think so. Yeah, or... Poor or sirens, right?

I can't remember. I don't remember. There's one that's a bird. There's like a bunch that are a bird. I don't think this is that god. They believe that the 15 falcons were in offering to deities, probably to the falcon-headed god, and that maybe the harpoon is also part of that offering because it was right next to the 15 Falcons were an offering to deities, probably to the Falcon-headed God, and that maybe the Harpoon is also part of that offering because it was right next to the 15 dead Falcons. They think they were boiled before being presented to the God to facilitate plucking their feathers,

their heads were removed, and the shine also had fish remains, mammals and bird egg shells. Some of these might have been offerings, and feasting may have happened there as well. So they don't know, but the birds, the falcons probably were not food just based on the quality, like where they were at.

This was from the fourth century. Like I said, about 1700 years ago, nobody knows. This was when Rome was in Egypt, but it was still, it was like, as Rome was like loosening their grip on Egypt, is what I would call it. And yeah. That's a cool ass fine, man. I love that we still find shit like that.

Yeah, nobody knows what the hell. It's just crazy. I mean, like, it shows, basically, the thing that's interesting about it is that it shows that even when Christianity was in Egypt, that people who lived in Egypt were still doing the old school shit. A lot of absolutely not Christian at all. No, and I think that's a cool point too, because like a lot of countries where Christianity

was brought to them, they would wrap their actual worshiping and wrap it in Christian imagery so that people they wouldn't be able to be caught worshiping their gods. So they would use like a statue of Mary in place of whatever goddess they were actually worshiping at the time. That's also how Christianity spread as quickly as it did because they literally is co-opted ever-religious. Have you seen that? Oh yeah, you like that tree?

It's ours now. Or like, yeah, Easter? Yep, yep, bunny rabbits. Like that, yeah. They just stop this stuff. And it kind of begs, it kind of creates a situation where you're imagining that maybe they were like, okay, you fucking cultists, you fucking non-conforming cultists.

I guess if you wanna do your stupid bird ceremony, you can do it in here, but I'll tell you one thing you're not gonna fucking do is do that dumb thing that you do where you boil those fucking heads. That's, that's fucking gross. Not in here.

Yeah, so I bet you, like that's kind of what they're thinking based on how this was all set up. That's cool, fine, very cool. It's like a, like they think it's like maybe like a sanctioned shrine of the old gods. That's awesome. Yeah, is that the first of like a sanctioned shrine

we've ever found, I wonder? Cause I never heard of it. I mean, that's not canon, that's not. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, not canon. Not canon to earth history, got it. Yeah, that's just, that's just what they're talking about. They don't know, but it's, you know, this happened just a couple of years ago, sure. Yeah, that can't, not can into earth history, got it. Yeah, that's just, that's just what they're talking about. They don't know, but it's, you know,

this happened just a couple of years ago. So, all right, Jesse, what you got? Not gonna reach the headline, just gonna do this, love this. Gainesville, Texas. No one would confuse a small house on Denton Street in Gainesville for a moving company, but if you do move in, you haul yourself out right

quick. It's like a revolving door, said Linda Hill, the home's owner, the longest anyone stayed in this house was six months. Years ago, Hill and her husband bought several homes in the same neighborhood in order to rent them out. Not sure I agree with that, but like, that's for another day. The one on Denton Street was the only one that couldn't keep a stable tenant. He'll say that she and her husband had no idea why. Then finally, after 10 tenants

moved out and less than two years, someone told her husband the house was haunted. Bum bum bum bum. At first, he didn't believe it. No, she said, no, not at all. That changed when she happened to take a shower on the property, which is okay. And a dirty horny ghost, dude, every time. Through the curtain, she saw, and then heard, a dark, big, figure whisper, um, looking good at her. Oh, god. Ooh, it's the big red guy.

It's the big red guy. At first, she assumed it was her husband till a few seconds later when her husband walked into the bathroom. He said, you talking to. And I was like, oh my god, it really is haunted. Rumor has it that the house was built in the 1840s. It used to be a boardelow. That's why he'll said many of the ghosts

tend to reveal themselves in a particular nature. Sexual, she said, there's no other way to put it. Hill said several people have EVP recordings where the ghost can be heard talking dirty in the house like, oh yeah, baby, oh baby, oh yeah. They'll say, that's really what this article says. That's yes, it says. Oh yeah, it's a kill set. Oh this article says. Yes, it says

I like it like that was another I like it like that. Yes. Yes Not all the ghosts here are that way though. There's a door and the upstairs bathroom that regularly opens even after it's been shut tight There's also been There's apparently a 19 foot well underneath the living room. And some people believe it's a spiritual portal, which they've said may explain how the ghosts end up in the property.

And this isn't even like a goof, this is how do I send you this link? This is an image of the 19 foot well in the middle of the property that is like a centerpiece that when you own the house I guess you straight up just get to have that in your home. Oh. What the?

I don't like that. I don't like that. That's just gonna give every child that looks at it night, man. That is a serial killer spot, man. You just like get the body, dump it down the middle of the room well. You say that, she says,

it's the murder room. She called it. Okay. Why that neck, okay. Because some psychists claimed have seen a dead man lying in the floor in that room. No really, almost every psychic that walks in here sees that dead man.

For those reasons and more, Hill eventually gave up finding tenants to lease her property. Now she runs the house out exclusively to people who want to vent investigate the ghost reported to live there. That's what they should do at 10 Downing Street. So I'm just saying those little boy roasted, um, little British political humor for got them. No. But, uh, yeah, I guess that, I mean, just put it out there. That's Texas. We could drive on over.

Stay the night. I feel like if there's ever a ghost adventure we should go on is the house where the ghosts are like, hey, baby. What am I doing? Getting good. I would be like, let me be in a room alone. And if a ghost was like, looking good, I'd be like, you look pretty good just self-ghost. How do you know what you should do?

We should put you in a room and put like a fucking mannequin with you in the room, like a sexy mannequin so that you have something to ogle. And then you kind of like, you should put the mannequin in the bed and kind of like get in the cupboard like you're doing like a little like, you know, voyeur. Oh yeah, be in the cupboard looking at the mannequin in the bed and kind of like get in the cupboard, like you're doing like a little like, you know, voyer. Oh yeah, being the cupboard looking at the mannequin

and there was a ghost in between the cupboard. I'd be like, you see that? And he's like, oh, yeah. Can you imagine if that's how you had like a really intimate paranormal experience? I would absolutely, but I wouldn't believe more. If a ghost came up to me and was like, look at the bazanga on that one. I'd be like

What's that fucking magazine that he has big ins big ins yeah incredible I just fucking ghost don't worry. I know I'm not worried. I don't even ask about banging a ghost. This is about story. I know. I'm not worried. I don't even ask about banging the coast. This is about voyair ghosting. Oh, I watch. We're like, yeah, that's hot. He's like sitting there looking at nothing because it's a ghost. Right. Right. Yeah. Oh, I'm just saying, put it out there. We could just go. They only rented out to people who are going to do investigations. I think we should do. That's the spot. The sex. The think we should, that's the spot. The sex goes to house, that's the spot. All right, I'll check them out. I'll send a message to them.

The Bordello of blood. The Bordello of blood. What is the Bordello of blood? I don't know. What is that? What is that? Hold on, what is that? It's like a horror movie.

No, that's something. I've never seen it then. Bordello of blood, 1996 film. It's a movie. Okay, all right. Yeah, it's a tale from the crypt. That's what it is. Yep. Gotcha. Okay, all right. This tale from the crypt. That's what it is. Yep.

Gotcha. Okay. All right. This tale from the crypt is over by now. We'll be back not next week with the mini-stode the week after. I'd think about that one for a second. Thank you guys so much for the support over here on Patreon. And we're gonna see you at the live show. Hell yeah, smile for us and smile for us big. And if you're listening to this for free, this is probably a year old. All right, everybody. Thank you so much. We'll see you next time. Goodbye. Bye. Hello everyone and welcome back. Too many so many.

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Here we are. The lighter I think from everybody. Oh, I'm gonna start because then two weeks we've done a mini-sode, and I've been wanting to talk about this with you mostly because I'm curious with Jesse things. I know very sporadic things. You probably know this is coming.

On October 24th, NASA made a public announcement that has been driving me nuts, and I don't, and I'm so, I can't wait. So if you don't know what happened, NASA has an official announcement. NASA has selected 16 individuals to participate in its independent study team on unidentified aerial phenomena, observations of events in the sky that cannot be identified as aircraft or as known natural phenomena that our categories categorize as UAPs. The independent study is going to begin on October 24th, so it's already started.

And over the course of the of nine months, the independent study team will lay the ground work for future study of the nature of UAPs for NASA and other organizations. To do this, the team will identify how data gathered by civilian government entities, commercial data, and data from other sources can potentially be analyzed to shed light on UAPs. It will then recommend a roadmap for potential UAP data analysis by the agency moving forward. They expect a full report in mid 2023 for everybody to to read.

The big things that come along with this are who are the 16 people that are part of this team that I think can maybe give an idea as to where they're looking. I have that list here. There's David Spurgel, which I love that name, who was selected to chair straight up Independence Day 5. David Spurgel was selected to chair the independent NASA's independent study on this phenomena. He is the president of the Simons Foundation, or Simons Foundation, where he was the founding director of its Flatiron Institute for Computational Astrophysics and his interest range from the search of planets and nearby stars to the shape of the universe. It's like his specialties. Then there's Anna Maria Berea, who is an associate professor of computational

and data science at George Mason University in Fairfax, Virginia, who she is also a research affiliate with the setting institute in Mountain View, California, and a research investigator with Blue Marble Space Institute of Science in Seattle. So she's all over the place there. Frederica Bianco is a joint professor at the University of Delaware in the Department of Physics and Astrophysics. The Biden School professor as well. No, yeah, I am too. I'm more of a professor of timeout. Timeout.

No one could see that. But in the background of Alex is literally his wonderful fiance turns to camera and it was one of the funnesties of our city by tireless. I missed it. Amazing. Oh my god. Yeah, we're all. Anyway, so she has you got Frederica Bianca.

She's also, so joint professor at the University of Delaware and the Department of Physics and Astrophysics, the Biden School of Public Policy and Administration and a senior scientist at the Biden. I know, I know, it's a watch out. Queues about to lose their mind. Deep state, dude. And she's also a senior scientist at the Multicity Urban Observatory. Paula Buntempti has a biological oceanographer for 25 years. She is the sixth dean and second woman

to lead the graduate school of oceanography at the University of Rhode Island, which is a huge success. That's what you are I is known for. It's like, just like, really, really quickly. Is there anyone on this list who's like, Steve Johnson, mechanic, like a grease man? Yeah, all these people are very highly qualified.

Is there anyone they just invited who was like podcast maker? Gun, no, there's no influencers that are part of this. Unfortunately, Jesse, no influencers made the cut. Otherwise, I would hope I would be on the list. Everyone's messaging us, like, you guys gonna get involved and I just was like, how low on the hierarchy of like smart geniuses did they get? I don't think they want to walk into the office every morning with me like jerking off to

gray alien porn. Can we mean like how would you do that? I'm not going to help anything. We already have one joint professor. We don't need another. I don't care. They were kind of talking about. Then they partnered with the Reggie brothers who are operating partner

No, that's not real. What are you talking about? No, it is the Reggie operating partner at AE industrial partners in Boca Raton, Florida He previously served as CEO and board member of Big Bear AI in Columbia, Maryland and That's a real fucking Reggie brothers is the man's name. Oh, his name is Reggie brothers, the man's name. Oh, his name is Reggie Brothers. I thought you said two brothers named like Reggie Brothers. No, Reggie Brothers, Reggie Space Brothers. Like it's his last name. No, it's Reggie Reggie in the Ouija Reggie. Yeah, in the last name.

The orange one and Reggie. Yeah, CEO and board member of Big Bear AI, which is in Columbia, Maryland. And he's also was the executive vice president and chief technology officer of Peroton, as well as a principal with the Chertoff group. Don't know what that is. Jen Busse is a CEO of Potomac, the Potomac Institute of Policy Studies in Arlington, Virginia.

Before she became CEO, she worked extensively with NASA to explore policy issues and strategic planning processes for astronaut medical care and cancer diagnostics and therapeutics. Nadia Drake is a freelance science journalist and contributing writer at National Geographic. She also regularly writes for scientific American and specializes in covering astronomy, astrophysics, planetary sciences and jungles. And she's won awards for journalists and for her work in the National Geographic, including

the David N, whatever that is, that award she's won. Oh, that's a big, that's a big award. That's a very prestigious award. Also won the Shramp Award from the high end of astrophysics division of the American Astronomical Society and the Jonathan Eberhard award from the AAS division of planetary sciences. So that's impressive as well. Chertoff group is a risk analysis group if you're curious about that.

Oh, interesting. Who does Hank is area play? All of them actually. I'm just gonna one. Mike Gold, an executive vice president of civil space and external affairs at Redwire, at Redwire in Jacksonville, Florida. Prior to that, he held multiple leadership roles within NASA, including associate administrator for space policy and partnerships, acting associate administrator for the office

internal international and interagency relations and other things throughout. Actually, like this. A ton of throughout. I actually like this stuff. I love this because with each person you're mentioning, I can absolutely see where they fit into this like, A team, you know what I mean? Like, it's like, oh, okay, I know what they're doing, I know what they're doing. It makes it's literally Avatar, the like blue monkey people movie. Yeah, yeah, I guess the kind of like that. Like we're bringing in like a blue monster expert and a jungle expert and a rock. It really is. Yeah. This next person David Grisffon

James Cameron and it's like a plop. I'm gonna be mad. I'm gonna be mad too. I would switch this podcast if this is all viral marketing for Avatar 2. That's like not that far off from like what is probably going to really start happening on the computer and shit now. It's unfortunate. David Grinspoon is a senior scientist at the planetary science institute. Grinspoon. Okay. All right. Planetary science institute in Tuxen Arizona or Tucson, Arizona, and serves as a frequent advisor to NASA on space exploration. He is on science teams for several interplanetary spacecraft missions, including the DaVinci mission DaVinus. He is the former inaugural Baruch S. Bloomberg NASA and Library of Congress chair in astrobiology.

Oh my God. Yeah. He, his research focuses on comparative planet, planetology, especially regarding climate evolution and the implications of habitability on Earth like planets. He's been awarded the Carl Sagan Medal and a bunch of other shit. What the fuck did they, what was the criteria for these people? I don't know. Next up is Scott Kelly, who was former NASA astronaut test pilot,

fighter pilot, retired U.S. Navy captain. He he commanded the International Space Station Expeditions 2645 and 46. He was also the pilot of the Space Shuttle Discovery for the third Hubble servicing mission. He was selected. Jim based weapons experts. Yeah. He was selected for a year long mission to the space station where he set the record at the time for the total accumulated number of days spent in space. Who was astronaut? Yep. In prior to NASA, he was the first pilot to fly the F-14 with a new digital flight control

system. He flew the F-14 Tomcat and in fighter squadron VF-143 aboard the USS Dwight D.I. So he's literally just fucking hell Jordan. If you seriously, if you've never heard of, if you've never heard of Scott Kelly, Scott Kelly's the dude who I, I don't know if he holds the record anymore, but at a certain point in time,

he was like the longest international space station guy. I like know his face. He's so famous. Yeah, he was, it's like, you probably seen him. Yeah, he was, he's the guy who, when he came back from Earth, people were like, we gotta study this man, because he's been in space longer than any other person. And his whole body is probably like, it's probably like, I was like,

I was like, what's going on floating around in there and shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you're, and anyways, curious, if he's one of the ones that believes in UFOs, he does not believe in aliens. That's good. That's what you want. I agree.

I think that's a good thing that he is on this particular group. We're almost done with the list of names. Matt Mountain, who is the president of the Association of Universities for Research and Astronomy known as Aura. At Aura, Mountain Overseas, a consortium of 44 universities nationwide and foreign international affiliates who help NASA and the National Science Foundation build and operate observatories, including NASA's Hubble Telescope and the James Webb Telescope. Warren Randolph is the deputy executive director of the Federal Aviation Administration,

Accident Investigation and Prevention for Aviation Safety Department. He has an extensive background in Aviation Safety at the Federal Aviation Administration, the FAA, and is currently responsible for setting, implementing safety management system principles and using data to inform the assessment of future hazards and emerging safety risks. Walter Scott is the executive vice president and chief technology officer of Max R and Westminster Colorado, a space technology company that specializes in earth intelligence and space infrastructure. In 1992, we founded Digital Global, which became part of Max R in 2017.

He has held leadership positions at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in Livermore, California. It was the president of Scott Consulting, then there's Joshua, Joshua, Joshua Semiter, who's a professor of electrical and computer engineering, as well as the director of the Center for Space Physics at Boston University. He researches their interactions

between Earth's ionosphere and the space environment. Activities in his lab include the development of optical and magnetic sensor technologies, radar, experiment design, and signal processing, and the application of tomographic and other inversion techniques to the analysts of distributed multi-mode measurements of the space environment. I cannot stress this enough. If you deep dive these people, the best way I can describe it is like, they make the stuff that you build in like a 4x space strategy game. Yeah, they're like the guys doing the research that you're finding.

Yeah, I swear to God, like if you go to the max, I'll pay for the next couple of them, like, research. We build space platforms from which we can, I'm like, this is literally just like, they are, this is all future tech. This is the coolest shit ever. I love it. I do too. The last is only two more. Carlin Toner, who is the acting executive director

of the FAA's Office of Aviation Policy and Plans, previously she served as the director of the FAA's global strategy, where she led the FAA's international strategy and managed threats to international civil aviation. Prior to the FAA, Toner served at NASA in multiple leadership positions, including director of the airspace systems program at NASA headquarters. She is a NASA exceptional achievement metal recipient and is an associate fellow for the American Institute of aeronautics and, uh,

astronautics. Just think about what you have to do to be exceptional at NASA when everyone's already exceptional. Like you get the job by being a genius. Yep. And already they're like, you're the genius of geniuses. And to round this group out, I think the perfect last person, Shelley Wright,

who is an associate professor of physics at the University of California, San Diego Center for Astrophysics and Space Studies. She specializes in galaxies, supermassive black holes, and building optical and infrared instruments for telescopes using adaptive optics, such as integral field spectrograph. She is a search for extraterrestrial intelligence researcher and instrumentalist, SETI, as well. She is also the principal investigator for the UC San Diego optical infrared laboratory.

Previously, she was an assistant professor at the University of Toronto's Dunlap Institute. So we have somebody there who is on the investigative kind of extraterrestrial side, not that she believes, but she's part of a proper research group. Exactly. That looks at that stuff and has been for a long time. And that is the NASA UAP supergroup. The crazy is who they put together. Like if they had like ancient symbol experts and shit on there or something. That would be, I feel a bit telly.

Well there's, but I'm sure maybe some people already do. Yeah. There's an article on Vice that I know, I'm not, I don't know the link, but I know it's there. There's an article that I read on Vice that's literally about how, remember that that weird shaped

asteroid meteor whatever it was that came into our system. Yeah, the one that people were like what though? And then it's like sped up and it made no sense to like it shouldn't speed up They scientists right now are trying to like figure out a way that we can Create Micro missions to so if something enters like if a meteor way that we can create micro missions to solve something enters like if a meteor something so we can have like people like I love people but I mean AI what a hell out there and if something enters it goes to it and sees is this a shipper is this a rock. Like they're already thinking about that that's based on that one single

time because they still can't scientifically explain why it happens. It doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah, which is fucking fascinating. The group here is great. I love that they got an ocean biologist, like, because what if this shit's coming? We've seen them come out of the ocean. We've seen them go in the water. And we what, no 2% of our ocean. Like I am almost more apt to believe.

I'm like getting real turned on to that idea lately. I don't know why they are, they are terrestrial. They're from Earth, they're not from space. But what if they're from a different dimension of the water mattress? That's, I mean, that's possible. That's very possible. From that whole, all the great white terrestrial species

that live on Earth under the water that is already space capable. That's what I think. That is traveling the space and we're being ignored. I mean, look, I'm gonna see animals. I'm gonna see Black Panther 2 tomorrow. So like, I'm excited to see that. Did you see the unsolved mysteries?

Did you see the aliens? I saw that there's new ones and there's two that I need to watch that people said that. The one with the, I forget the name of the event where like 300 people saw crazy lights. That is like in Michigan. That is a crazy episode. And then there's also this like Navajo,

like reservation cop rangers like episode that is like so interesting. I, those are two that are really worth watching. I mean, there's a lot of murder ones too where they love to like talk to the families who are just like, we are so sad. We'll definitely cover that event on this episode. But it's one of the things I want to talk about.

Very, very bad. It's cool. There's a lot to talk about after watching that episode for real. There's, there's, I've already got a short, I've got a short list of like four or five alien episodes that I want to cover. They're on in the works. So I'm very excited about that.

But I'm just, this team makes me happy. It's like what I would put together, if I was going to try and put together a team to scientifically try and figure this shit out or what it could be. It has everybody from like scientific people who deny aliens are real to people who are researching Easter caressureals, to the marine biologists and fucking astronauts. It's perfect. I'm very happy with it. Yeah, so we'll see. I can't wait to see what they fucking like for the court. I'm very interested. I'm very excited.

Anyway, I feel, I'm like satisfied. Good. Boys whoever wants to take it from here. I got something crazy. It is. It's really quick. First off, before even jumping to this, my God, we had, we, we, we missed some episodes there and so much crazy stuff.

I know. Two weeks and we missed so much. That's what I like about it. It's a lot more material for me to sift through. Like, there is, in the time that we were gone, scientists literally created a quantum clock that does not have a zero time. What?

That's awesome. It is a quantum clock that has no start, which is based off the idea that what if there was no like start, what if shit just like always has been, it's insane. But because I'm on the quantum train right now I don't want to go there. I want to do something really important. Okay um

Over on TikTok. Oh Here we go. Oh, yeah, we know it's good if it's from TikTok. There is again this happens every so often and I Absolutely love it because it is just insane. There is someone claiming to be from the future. We always get one of these ever couple years. Is there nobody around? Is that is it one of those? No, no, no, no, it's even better. This time traveler named Eno Allerick

from your 2671. Oh shit, okay. Has warned us, which by the way, means we make it to 26. That's pretty good. I'll be going dead by then. That's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

From 2671, who says they have come back from the future to warn us about events that will happen. Fantastic. Did anybody thank them first? Well, we'll get to it. We'll get to that. In the latest video, Eno warns that on June 18th, 2023,

seven people will mysteriously fall from the sky, but there's nothing flying overhead in that area. If that happens, wow. We got a while. So I'm gonna forget about this by the time this time comes around. Well, this person said that when they made their account, I'm a time traveler from 2671, I have come back

to warn you of five important dates in the history of mankind. Now again, one is that, don't even. Don't even, seven people will fall out of the sky. I have so many questions. Does that alter his future? Why does he even telling us? What is it? I know already doesn't make any sense, but here's the best part. That isn't the first thing that happens. No, no, no, no, that's the only most recent post. You see, the first thing that happens, this is in chronological order. Okay.

November 30th, 2022. Uh-oh. Okay. Very soon. The James Webb Telescope will discover a planet that is a mirrored version of Earth. And then on January 1st, we're going to discover the Star Trek mirror dimension. We are literally going to discover that one movie that was just another Earth where everybody has go tease there. And then on January 1st, 2023, a plane flying over the Bermuda Triangle will go missing. That is an important moment. Oh my God. What is this?

What kind of predictions are these? If you're any of you, please go relic into our Bermuda Triangle episode and see why Bermuda Triangle is a whole mound of horseshit. But wait, it only gets better. On March 3rd, 2023, a message will be received all around the world that seems to be coming from the ocean. Oh shit, they're from our waters.

Max headroom style, just like taking over the airway. I guess. I guess. Just imagine all those TikTok videos that are kind of creepy that have the weird music in the back. It's like that kind of vibe. It's like the guy that was post that we had on Reddit who was like, here's all the things that are gonna happen

when the alien show up and I can't, they hate me. They've been abducting me forever and then none of that happened. I need to lead a disaccount. Well, of course, May 15th, 2023. Ooh, right before my birthday. Right after mine. This is bad news for my birthday.

A 750 foot mega tsunami. We'll hit the California coast, but mostly San Francisco. Hey, all right. That cast can continue. Yeah, we'll be fine. You know, believe to be from the US previously shared information about twin planets with earth alien visitors and even portals opening to other times, but his warnings have been met in the past with doubt. Yeah, I wonder why.

My favorite part about this entire thing is that in the comments, you can imagine what the comments would be, but the best one is absolutely. Why is it always bad news? I just don't get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is how always bad news? I just don't get it. Yeah, yeah, I just don't get it. And that is how I feel about all,

if you're, it's never like, hey y'all, I'm from the future and we're doing pretty good. You're in a year, you're all gonna like figure shit out. And I just wanna let you know that I scream cone eruption in the middle of downtown Los Angeles. It's always just like the world's ending. Here's like some crazy stuff's gonna happen.

Or on the future. Or on the future. And the humans are like enslaved. It's always just like the world's ending. Here's like some crazy stuff's gonna happen. Or on the future. Or on the future. And the humans are like enslaved. It's never good. There's no one around. I'm in the future. There's no one around. It's always the darkest thing you could think of.

And it always immediately is just like, well, yeah, because that's if you're just doing a thing, you're trying to get a reaction. Yeah. And no one's gonna be hyped about like the ice cream eruption. Like no one's gonna. Yeah. like the ice cream eruption like that's gonna Yeah, people are gonna be like haha. Yeah, dude. I'll be there with bells on there is that that deep-seated like subconscious

The world to come to an end and also ice cream But mostly the world to come to an end for a lot of people and they'll look for anything to justify that thought The best the I will say one of the things that I thought was funny is that a lot of his predictions, this, they made it to Facebook. Because, you know, of course Facebook. Facebook is just gone, dude. I, I, and so while TikTok was like, this is stupid.

Facebook was like, I know it's not real, but I, I really want another earth to be out there. And other person said like, yo, if they landed at my place, I'd invite the aliens over for tea. And then everyone else was like, damn, this sounds so cool. I'm just kind of, of course, Facebook would be like, this could happen. It's a movie. There is a movie of this. Well, of course there is.

Yeah, this movie is like, so dumb. In the last 10 years, it came out. So I don't think that's it. Bring us home, my man. Okay, I got a mystery. I want aliens though. I got a mystery for you coming out of Portugal. Here's what's up.

So Portugal, as you know, pretty small country. I think there's like 10 million people there, but also it's like pretty small. So for the size, 10 million people is kind of a lot. And as people are dying, bodies are piling up in morgues because they are like older bodies are mysteriously mummifying themselves and not decomposing fast enough. So what? Yeah, so let me get into this first of all. So like I'm saying,

that sounds unfortunate. If you imagine a small European country, like Portugal, you're gonna see those like graveyards that you imagine, like a cemetery from like antiquity, like tiny little church yards and graveyards, right? That's like the sort of main way that people get buried in a place like Portugal, and they really don't like the idea of,

they don't really like the idea of like cremation, stuff like that. So what they do is this thing called Levantondo Osos, which means raising the bones. And basically this started in 1962. And what they do is they bury their dead, and then the original thing was that they would just, when they brought in somebody new, they would like,

you know, kind of like, rotate out the old bodies into a common osuary, right? Like, the ones that were like, pretty fucking old and fucked up, they would like, take them out and put them in like a common, kind of zone, so that they could them out and put them in like a common kind of zone so that they could bury these newly dead people in these plots. And eventually it got so bad that they started to treat the burial plots themselves as like rentals, like three to five year rentals. And they would come back after that time and like move out the old body,

put it in the osuere, bring the new bodies in. But basically the reason that this system is breaking down is because the time is so short and in that time somehow and they're not exactly sure how, but between 2006 and 2015, 55 to 64% of the bodies not decomposed enough. and maybe it's the mountain air Or something like that or maybe it's the composition of their diet that's like Changing their body chemistry in a way that's keeping these bodies from decomposing But most experts agree that that's not enough time for a body to really decompose anyway And that the extra is just kind of like a random thing for this area that's really kind of making it a big problem.

So you've got a fucking mummy backup, like InstaMummyBackup Graveyard Traffic Jam going on Portugal. And nobody can really figure out why the bodies are mummifying. That's so weird. And they can't cremate them? Or they can't they believe? They just, people don't really like it. People aren't really into it in Portugal.

Like, we're a pretty modern society here. Our civilization in America is just a couple hundred years old as far as, you know, modern society is concerned. So, you know, we burn our debt because we don't have that sort of long standing sentimentality that some of these other cultures have, but they just don't want to do it. So, you know, now you have this mummy problem. I mean, you got a mummy traffic issue.

The series new alert. I just think that's such a wild problem. It is very bizarre. And if it is to do with the mountain air or the weather, I can't help but think, does like, you know, climate change, is climate change affecting that? I wonder if that's what we're going to do with the mountain air or the weather, I can't help but think does like, you know, climate change is climate change affecting that. I wonder if that's what we're gonna do with it. You think that if it was hotter or whatever, that it would be more drier means more

mummification. What, there also? I seemed to, man, I'm after, I was just trying to look this up and I can't find it. It's trying to be crazy. I seemed to recall that there was at a certain point in time, another situation similar to this, but it wasn't as big in scale. But the discover there was like, what they ate? Yeah, yeah, like you like, yeah, let's say I said,

it couldn't be their diet, that would check their chemistry. They're not sure, and it's basically just highlighting the fact that there are like aspects of human decomposition or body decomposition in general, that we don't really know anything about. Like, or that we aren't really a hundred percent clear why, you know, how to predict which body's gonna decompose in however many years or whatever, right?

So, you know, I don't know. Just a funny attention grabbing headline that there's like a mummy mystery going on. And I found found the actual, like explanation for it is even weirder than what I was imagining. So there you go. Little biz, little biz for you. Well, thanks for that weird little piece of news

of mummy's blocking some roads. This mummy is gonna go eat dinner. Uh, take a guess for the scene next week. Yeah, hold on, you're the dinner mummy? I mean like, you know, English mummy. the dinner mummy? I'm in English, mom. The dinner mummy sounds like a 1960s comedy. I'm the dinner mummy. The English dinner mummy.

A movie that might actually exist and I have to watch next time I go to Alex's. I don't think I have that one. All right, well, dirty Harry number two, is it just then? Well, I got the whole dirty Harry collection. Oh, I can't wait, maybe Hot Mary makes a return. Yeah, I don't think so. I'm sorry, well, thank you guys so much much for listening we'll be back next week with another

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