Chilluminati Podcast - Minisode Compilation 34

Episode Date: February 19, 2024

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Music I Everybody welcome me If we all do it three together will sound like a chuffling panther, okay? All right one two three That's Jesse all you big old pussy cat Oh you big ol' pussy cat. No! Exit didn't stage right even! Welcome everybody to the mini-soad behind Patreon's pristine pearly gates that you are getting for free at some point, way later on down the line.

I got a fun thing to talk about, but I kinda want to just, you know, the natural segue between Disney and Disney or whatever it is that we, that Alex has in store for us. You wanna know what it is about Aladdin, don't you? I need to know. I need to know what about Aladdin? I should be like, lost after. OK, well, you know, you might. I don't know. You're a fucking freak on a leash.

So we'll see what happens. Here's what's on a leash. Maybe I'm trying to take that leash. I know you are. I know you are, baby. I know you are. March 27th, 2022. Uh, if you didn't notice, the theme of my Disney episode two-parter that I just did is that Disney is slowly convincing everybody to be unable to tell the difference between what is what's real and what is fake. I don't know. Brainwashing.

I don't know if it's 100% true, but it seems to be working. I'll just put it that way right a Website that I know quite well inside the magic net a trusted video like like video articles Disney everything Disney related website kind of fandom site posted an article titled Disney Park's Aladdin actors are reportedly allowed to kill guests. And I have a little quote here from the article for you guys. And that makes that that's got to be contextless in so many ways.

I'm going to have Mattis read this little quote. So this is for you. Recently, the proud Dizner's Instagram account shared what is perhaps one of the most unique paragraphs in the Disney Parks cast member handbook. The stipulation reportedly applies only to the actors who portray Aladdin at Disney properties. Per the post, the Handbook's Park Safety section reportedly reads, quote, Although we want every Disney guest to have fun, our number one priority is safety. Because of this, Aladdin will never, under any circumstances, kill a park guest, unless

it is absolutely necessary to save the lives of greater of a greater number of park guests. This is referred to as Aladdin's exemption. Fun and games aside, Disney has not confirmed at any point that this is actually in the cast member character actor handbook, but it does seem like Aladdin's exemption would be difficult to make up. And that that last line is a bit of that seems like a really easy thing to make up. And that last line is a bit of, that seems like a really easy thing to make up,

to be honest with you. And it was very easy to make up. No kidding, yeah. I haven't heard of Clickhole. Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's all a satire cycle. It's like Buzzfeed, but it's made by the onion, is basically what it is.

Yes, exactly. Just like Hard Drive, which is the video game version of that. Hard Drive, I think, is like grassroots. I don't think they're actually owned by the onion, right? No, I don't think they are either. But the same idea of like onion, like, they write like listicles and like sort of like fandom articles and stuff like that. And in 2015, seven fucking years ago, they wrote an article that is called, This is the Handbook, Each Actor Who Plays Aladdin at Disney World is Given.

And it has a bunch of other things about Aladdin. Here's another quote from that same article that had the quote about him killing. Aladdin is the street urchin who owns a blue slave. He wears a tiny red hat and is extremely poor. When interacting with the public, Aladdin should always keep in character and try to steal money slash food by any means possible short of physical violence. Aladdin uses trickery and charisma to steal, not brute strength. Aladdin is Muslim, but not especially religious. What the fuck is this?

Character rules, character rules. My God. If a park guest is eating food, Aladdin must always try to steal it from them. Aladdin thinks slavery is sometimes okay. In Aladdin's mind, all of Disney World is a magical illusion the genie created and trapped him in. Aladdin should never say, I want to eat my delicious monkey, Abu, even though Aladdin

is always extremely hungry, he would never eat his friend. If Aladdin is asked for his photograph, if Aladdin is asked for his autograph, he should include an inspirational quote from the Quran beneath his name. Aladdin once rode on Space Mountain and thought he had been teleported to hell. When performing alongside Jasmine, Aladdin should never kiss her

or engage in any other type of physical affection because Aladdin suspects she's actually the genie in one of his many disguises. The genie wants to have sex with Aladdin as revenge for being his slave. What? So this is the tone of the article that they took this quote from

and made it into a real post. And just were like, this is real. Just if you trace the quote back, the one that's inside the magic. Inside the magic is quoting an Instagram account that then quoted a seven year old clickhole article that has this is Aladdin is a Muslim and writes a Quran quote underneath his autograph every time.

It's incredible. That's incredible because people are just so fucking. That's my point. People are very fucking stupid. So please, when you read these goofy things, what that I the types of things that you would call Alex episodes, you really do have to take them with a grain of salt. That's the whole point.

That's why we people love your episodes. Well, that's depressing, but also hilarious. Rather than me being like a researcher or a historical documenter, is I'm finding, I'm unearthing a story that exists like under a lot of different websites and things that make one big branching storyline web. And it doesn't really matter if that story is true because the part that's interesting

is just the fact that it exists and how it exists and why it exists to me. And yeah, the path how it became to exist. And those articles just like an edgy, like humor article by Clickhole. This fucking shit is like insane. Like people, somebody was like, that seems pretty hard to make up. That's like their reasoning for why it's there. I don't know. It's weird. Like, don't do that shit, people. Don't do that. Don't. No, do not. No, no, do not.

Jesse, why don't you take it next? You're the closest out, but now you're going to be the middleman today. You're a sandwich between two of us. You see gents, today I come bearing gifts because usually I come on here with some boring science thing, some type of nonsense. How dare you? Well, today I want to take you to the Spanish Internet. It's like the normal Internet, but you know, Spanish, right.

And over there is a video. The reason why I say Spanish Internet is because this article says it, and I think it's very funny. Is that like black Twitter? I imagine so. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I have no clue. I can't get there. Yeah. Yeah. But apparently, onfl yeah, I have no get there. Yeah Yeah, okay, but apparently on the next day They have captured

some sort of something Crawling around on camera They don't know what it is and I'm just gonna send you a link Sadly the only video I could find all right. I like Would let me link it to you directly is a TikTok and it has some stupid voice over it. My apologies in advance to you too, but what is this? Tell me what you see.

Try my invention. All right. Okay. So I'm going to mute this so I can talk. Okay. There's a, it kind of looks like a Fresno night crawler. Initially it just looks like a lump with two legs. But okay, nope, nope.

That looks like something crawling. It looks like maybe there's something behind it that's dragging. Oh, what? What? That's got to be fake, dude. What? That's a, that's got to be fake dude. What that's a the statue An upside down woman face like a woman that's crawling like a crab. It looks like Japanese ghost horror movie shit There you go upside down

I hate that that's horrifying what It's like it's if it is a person the way it's posh, it's like. I mean, I'm positive it's a person. It's like art at a 90 degree angle. It's like from the side. It's terrific. Pretty awful.

Where is this supposed to be again? Somewhere on the Spanish internet. There's, it doesn't say anything. It just says mysterious creature caught on camera. And then, that's it. Now people are, it's making its rounds. You know what they're they're they're crab walking to the Chiluminati studio to tell us that they're making a la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la It's like they leveled up that shitty Dobby video like 10 times is what it feels like. I don't like that. You know what, I don't care if it's fucking real.

That's what I was just saying about the other story. I don't care if it's fucking real. I don't like that. It's uncomfortable, yeah. I'm loving the comments underneath. The first comments are like, here's one, evil does exist. May God, Jehovah, protect us all

and from all evil and danger, some of this is an instant to happen in life around the world. The first two, so basically it is a three camera angle video. The first one, it shows it kind of coming from the right, and the second one shows it coming from the left, and it may just be a flipped angle on that one, I don't know, and maybe the same shot just flipped.

But then there is a direct, directly on head on for this thing, and that's where you see this like upside down fucking camera angle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can see the monster coming around the corner. It's yeah. At first it kind of looks silly and then you watch it again. You're like interesting and then that third shot is just like, I don't care if this is fake. That's some horror movie shit. I like that. So yeah, I figured I'd let you to enjoy that. Hopefully we'll get it posted over on the subreddit. And everyone listening can watch it too. I've watched it too many times now and I'm mad.

Yeah, it's very weird. It makes me feel gross the more I watch it. Yeah, it's very strange. I don't, yeah. I feel like it's probably a hoax. Like a person knowingly doing this because they know the security cameras are there. I just, it's very weird though.

The way she's postured is so weird. It is weird, even if it is dumb, even as a hoax. This comment sums it up perfectly. This is the dumbest shit I've wasted five minutes on. This is a 20 second video. Yeah, you know what? That's phenomenal. That's like me, though.

I watched that shit like 15 times. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's fascinating. You're just like, I guess I watch it again. What is this? Yeah. It's that's phenomenal. I come with science today, actually. Well, science and more like government stuff.

So before we jump into that, there's like a couple of quick things. Did you see that scientists have actually achieved nuclear fusion for the first time? Dude, this shit is the hypershit ever. I don't know the actual implications of the amount like the technology. They've got a long way to go, they said, but it's the first time they were able to actually do it, improve its existence of put basically long story short. They fired two lasers at a molecule, and the idea is in nuclear fusion is that you're going to get more energy back than you put into it,

which is where infinite clean energy kind of comes from. And they were with the amount of energy they put in the molecule, they got a reaction that gave them more energy back, which is the first time it's been accomplished, which is huge for the scientific world. That's so awesome. And maybe the future of our entire species. So yeah, our whole species literally could like hinge on on that being,

you know, more of it happening. So that's super cool. The other quick science thing is they refound the last known Tasmanian Tiger remains. They discovered them in a refound. They read because they were lost. They lost the Tasmanian. Because it was in a zoo and then it died, right? Yeah, it was in a zoo.

It died in captivity in 1936 and the remains were gone. They found them. So now they can clone them, I guess, if they want to. It's fascinating. I mean, they could. I mean, they technically could. That would be super interesting, because Tasmanian, they look cool as shit. They look very weird. You can look it up. Yeah, they're very cool looking. Yeah. Yeah. Bringing back species that have gone extinct in our own species lifetime is interesting.

Like a dodo? Yeah, bring the dodo back. Only if I can taste a sweet succulent dodo bird. Yeah, you're gonna eat one. That's all. You just wanna eat it. But the real thing I come with today is that Congress passed their budget,

which includes one of the largest UFO budgets and we've ever seen. I'm gonna quickly go over just like some of the stuff that it relates to. Is this for the fact that they've greenlit all these special projects with UFOs? Like we talked about it before, but they had all the different scientists and stuff involved.

So this here is approved by the US Senate today on the 15th, literally today, with the 83 to 11 approval for the National Defense Authorization Act, or the giant budget that they do every single year. The bill contains several important new provisions pertaining to what they now call unidentified anomalous phenomena, no longer do they call it aerial phenomena, the A has been switched, which people have been reporting on since July. They include a new quote unquote secure system through which people who work for government agencies

or government contractors or have done so in the past may report what they know about UFO related matters to the Pentagon's all domain anomaly resolution office, AARO, without fear of violating classification laws and with protection from reprisal by any government agency or contractor. So if you go come forward with stuff, no longer can you be punished by or yelled at by the people who you worked for, which I guess, you know, is a fear for a lot of people probably

to like come out about that's going to be a big watershed. Like if that's if that's really what it's been, this could be it. You know what I mean? This could be huge, yeah. The other things of interest as well is that the information that they gather is being passed down to, passed on to the Congressional Armed Services and Intelligence Committees and to top congressional leaders. The other part of the bill that I find interesting, and this is the last bit of that I'll talk about is the bill also included a mandate for a review of government

archives on UAP dating back all the way to January 1st, 1945. So they are now re-reviewing. And that's like when UFOs started to show up. Like the golden age. Yeah. That's like exactly when. And so this is being talked about kind of in a few different places, Black Vault and so on, which is what we talked about last week. But this is fascinating because, you know, we're getting again, like weird tangential confirmations that maybe people were being kept quiet,

you know, due to classification or what have you. And now that gets put out of the way. The fact that they want to go back and relook at every single report starting in 1945, on the day of 1945, January 1st, Now that gets put out of the way the fact that they want to go back and relook at every single report starting in 1945 on the day of 1945 January 1st is weird This is another weird for something that is supposedly just other aircraft that they promised us You know in that article that we talked about a couple weeks back There's a whole lot of other weird shit just kind of happening in the background still

So I don't know it leaves me still on that frustrating edge of like what? But this is big. It's big for the budget. It's big for the protections they guarantee. And this is some interesting tidbits of what they're actually doing in terms of research on their past. Yeah, their past shit. So I find that fascinating and I love that kind of thing.

So I don't know. What do you, does it, does it air you on any particular direction? Do you feel like it nudges you further in? Maybe there is something going on that's not human made? It seems possible. That's all I can say. I know, I know, I know. Like, I don't know.

Like, it seems possible. I know. I mean, like, it's so ridiculous of a premise to come down on like definitively on that. I know. It's so ridiculous of a premise to come down, like definitively on that. I know. I don't want to say. But like this for me, this keeps me on the side of like, again, I don't know. But it feels like there's maybe something there that there's still being so weird about everything. And we talked about in the Mj 12, like they're working on secret ships.

We knew about their bombers when the UFO shit was going on and like, you know, like it makes no sense. There's a lot of things that just don't make sense. You about to say something I cut you off? No, I just wanted to go look and see, because I do think it's very interesting that they're doing this,

but I was trying to Google and see if they had any examples online of all the weird things government has spent money on in the past. And if this is all sorts of stuff, right? They invested into the Stars Academy for one. They were working with them and still maybe are probably like they invest into a ton of things. Yeah, yeah.

There's a lot of weird stuff. The problem is that most of the stuff you find online is like the goofy stuff. Like the time they spent $28 million on green pattern camouflage for troops going into Afghanistan. Right? And it's like, that makes those like that. I'm looking for like when they spent it on real weird stuff and did it pay off later? Did they do anything?

You know, it's like how we ended up with Velcro and things like that. Like spending on that kind of weird stuff. I want to get the three shells for my toilet paper. I want that's my new that's my new shit You know how Alex Fossiani, do you know how they use those three shells? No, I do Confirmed by the director. I know and I'm gonna let you know you what you think you want it It is two shells to pool one shell to scoop You're welcome. You're welcome.

You're welcome. I don't even know what you're talking about. You're welcome now. That's why we need to watch Demolition Man, Mathis. That's why we need to watch Demolition Man. Man, the opinions on who we are in that movie were varied. We were all called everybody at some point. Everybody was like Alex is fucking Sandra Bullock.

Yeah, yeah. Regardless though, like, I don't know, this aspect of like the budget and like the protections and stuff doesn't seem like it's an investment in something stupid as much as like a continuation of what I would consider very slow, subtle, not exposure, fucking,

you know what I mean. Disclosure? Disclosure, fucking Jesus Christ. Well, I think I think that this is it's interesting that they're spending the money on it. Will it amount to anything? I think I mean, again, for people who believe in like government coverups and stuff, spending money, hiring all these people to come on. This could easily just be like the greatest cover up ever.

Right. Who knows, man? Who knows? Yeah. This could easily just be like the greatest cover up ever Right who knows man who knows the fact that they give a protections at the very least cover forward. That's like yeah It's it's fascinating. Um, yeah, that's it more interesting UFO news Like there's a bunch of sightings that are still happening I mean there was one over Colombian city a Colombian city like fucking today I think so, you know go look the the weird UFO sightings have kicked up as I've been saying for a couple of weeks I wonder when we'll see him die down again ever. Hopefully. I'm very I mean, that's what I want is like never hopefully and Yeah, I'm not gonna tangent. We'll wrap this up. You just want to let you just add the limps into Mathis's like utopian future Whatever

He's he's whatever just like Star Wars contact Will be Star Trek first contact Picard Jesse Card F and Zephyr Cox Zephyr Cochran Zephyr Cochran man. That's you man. That's me. You know, that's me. If you separate you get to be Jordan the Forge and I get to be I get to be my man Riker. We're in the back seat. Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude

I'll take it. I love those are like those are great characters anyway, Jordy the Forge man That's the best thing you've ever called me. All right. I love Jordy. He's a such a he's no right girl with the ladies That's true. I mean, he's definitely not like Riker fucks everybody and Jordy has a hard time with a hologram Yeah, so you know it happens. All right. See you guys next time. All right, guys, we're out of here. We'll be back next week. Thank you guys so much for supporting us and we love you. Goodbye. Thank you so much to Stamps.com for sponsoring today's episode.

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It's Alex's seductive big foot call. That sounded like some type of creepy doll. Oh. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Go. My circus of values. Boys, are you, is it crazy or what that 2022 is just about done? We've got one more episode in 2022 and that's it. This one. And then it's no next week. Oh, yeah. OK. Yeah. And then that's it. And we go into 2023 and we start 2023 off with a bang. A big bang. A big bang. What's the bang?

True crime. Oh, yeah. Is it a secret? We can't. Well, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. We're doing a true crime thing. We stole and tackled The Alex thing no I refuse To part of last week Okay, okay, just know they just declassified thousands of new Thousand of them 13,000 I'm doing that one like almost almost certainly as my next one unless I need to do one more before that

We're not doing a serial killer. I'll tell you that much We're not doing true crime, but it's like similar to MK ultra style true crime It's about those guys that cheated the monopoly McDonald's game. No It'll be using a 731. I want to cover you 731. It'll be like a one or two part. That's going to be great. OK. Yeah. Yeah.

It's going to be full of really fun times. But it is we're getting toward the end of the year, which means Alex brought us a list. That's right. I as I said, I did a Greenstone tease in the previous episode, but not that Greenstone, the type of green that gets you stoned. Hell yeah. This is my review of Leif Lee's weirdest wildest weed stories of 2022 by Bruce Barcott

and David Downs, baby. I love it. I love it. So there's a couple of them. First one is Minnesota in July. Well, actually a little bit before July, they passed a law that they didn't realize a legalized five meg THC edibles in Minnesota. They thought that it was going to be like, you know,

regulation law that kind of like made it harder for people to do it, but they actually legalized it. There's a quote from Senator Jim Abler who said, that doesn't legalize marijuana. We didn't just do that, did we? And they did. And it doesn't work, everybody. Yeah. But turns out the whole government is in favor of it, so it's probably not going to happen. They're not going to reverse it, but and then they're probably going to go the rest of it. They've got a taste of the tax dollars that kind of came in from the way to minute. Yeah, they're probably going to go the rest of the way next time.

Next story, Mike Tyson put out edibles this year that are in the shape of the year. Shaking an ear. Yeah. Yeah. I remember which is absolutely insane because he actually bit of man's ear off. He actually bit off of Andrew Holyfield's ear and then a Vander Holyfield turned around and licensed the ears and now has Holy ears as well, which are his version of the fucking ear gummies. So that's just like a

weird fucked up thing like a GK thing. And then there was Louisiana Democratic Senate candidate Gary Chambers, who smoked a blunt in his ad because he wanted to show that he was serious about weed reform. He said, most of the people police arrest aren't dealers, but rather people with small amounts of pot, just like me and then he fucking smoked a blunt in his head, which I think is genius. That's a good ad. Did he win? No, he lost.

No. But I don't know if he wins. But Louisiana's a bunch of squares, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Also, Circle K announced in October that in Florida they would have weed pickup kiosks at Circle Ks. At Circle K? Strange things are afforded at Circle K, my friends.

Super, super wild. And yeah, I guess this is the, oh wait. Then they canceled it. The Florida Health Department canceled it. With the quote that said, the quote says, Florida has never approved a medical marijuana treatment center to operate out of a gas station. Got body.

Well, also, there was a Cheeba Bong that was sold this year. That's like a chiapet. That's a bong. It was sold for 41 22, but it's sold out now, but it is sold by Denk stop. Looks hilarious. So literally just a bong that looks like a chiapet. Kind of actually classy looking like it looks kind of like a little like mezzo-american pottery. It looks nice.

Also, the National Park Service in October said that the Sonoran Desert Toad needs to you guys got to stop licking that thing. Yeah, please leave the wildlife alone everybody. Yeah, you got to stop licking that. You're really not supposed to lick them anyway. Like the real way that you're supposed to do it is to like get that and then dry it out and then smoke it. But a lot of scientists have been putting forth effort. And this is just my own commentary on this. A lot of scientists have been putting forth effort to replicate this chemical without having to bother toads.

And it does exactly the same thing. It's the exact same chemical, but now the same like weird like environmental hippies that were like into smoking the toad. Now that the toad is being threatened, they don't want to try the like synthetic version because they're like, it's not the same, man. So, you know, politics are stupid guys.

Yes, they are. Then there was this time this year when the DEA, the Drug Education, DEA Drug Education Foundation put out a like emoji cheat sheet of like what emojis mean what drugs? And they had things like they had things like football or fire could be oxy or a palm or a fir tree or a fire or a cloud could mean weed or a mushroom could mean mushrooms or the Maple Leaf the like Canadian Maple Leaf emoji could be drugs Universal for drugs People started making so much fun of it that they actually deleted the tweet

Just like are we gonna turn into these people as we enter our 40s and 50s as we're like out of touch old men Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna become so out of touch that we don't understand about this is go back and look at in the 1980s what 40 year old people looked like and just realize they're like very very very they look like I think there's been a slight change in what people the way people act. Is it for better or worse? I guess time will tell, but there's definitely a change. That's for sure.

Yeah, no, absolutely. There's a change. I agree. Yeah. I mean, look, here's my tip. Don't talk about shit that you don't fully understand as if you are an authority. I know what and no one will make fun of you. You're not in North India. There was a story about hundreds of pounds of weed that were seized

by the police were eaten like 350 pounds or 850 pounds, actually, of weed were eaten by rats. That's hilarious. Some people say it was destroyed by rain and flooding. Some people say it was destroyed by rats. I think these cops are smoking weed. Yeah, probably. Also, scientists at Kent State University found out that if you give

hemp to cows, they chill out. Hilarious. It quote increases lying behavior and decreases biomarkers of stress and inflammation in cattle. It's like they just like fucking gave cows CBD and they chilled out. Yeah, exactly. It's got CBD tincture. Yeah. Also in Lampang in Thailand, they've been feeding chickens weed water. They've been like infusing their water with weed and it has provided chickens with higher quality meat, higher quality eggs,

fewer antibiotics needed. Some of the chickens don't need any antibiotics. Yeah, because I bet you they're less stressed, which is good for their immune system. Yeah. More. Which means they're also like, relax. Yeah, I bet. Because I bet you they're less stressed, which is good for their immune system. Yeah, more. Which means they're also like, relax. Yeah, I bet you, I bet you money. Don't do this. Don't say it. The minute you say,

they feed the chickens that are meant for slaughter weed. Some dude is about to make a post tomorrow that's like, don't you get it, you idiots? You're smoking that dope. And that's cause the government's trying to keep you docile while they kill you. It's gonna happen. You set this up. It's your problem now. Yeah. On me. Well, I'm tight. I'm tight. I'm chill. But yeah, I'm good. I'm I like good music and I eat good food. Yeah. They resist weather. It's like literally chickens. They get superpowers. these chickens in the cold chickens in this area normally sell for about a dollar

seventy sixty bot but chickens chickens selling for double so think about that hundred twenty bopper chicken there's an opportunity for a product called nougnogs mmm you're right but speaking of it but if you think that's you like let me just blow your mind right now the next thing I I'm going to say is that Wingstop in April on April 18th, put out blazed and glazed flavor. I bought them. I bought them twice. Yeah, literally weed flavored chicken wings that don't get you high. But what they do do having bought them not once but twice because I liked it so much

is that it is the same if you went to like a like Hunan style szechuan like the szechuan pepper. Yeah, where it makes your mouth numb. It did that. OK, OK. Interesting. Yeah, it's got terpenes and hemp seeds and strawberry and cayenne. That's it. It was a good flavor, dude.

It was great. People say Indica and Sativa is a lie. It's all about the terpenes. I mean, there's definitely a big difference between Indica and Sativa. Like, didn't make you high at all, but it had like a different flavor that was like super fun. And yeah, a major tongue numb, which is like I'm here for fun. Yeah. Wild. There was a brook, a Brooklyn prosecutor in this month

who got in trouble for helping weed dealers smuggle weed from New Jersey To California. I don't know what the fuck that's about. I don't know how much that weed is It's just like a such a fucking deal like yeah, I don't know how cheap that weed was gonna be But I bet you it was gonna be real cheap They they seized like almost over over a thousand pounds of weed. Jesus, because 800 pounds of it was stolen at gunpoint from an auto body shop in Plainfield.

And that's incredible. In 2015, and then they keep finding it out. It's just it's just insane. This is why it needs to be regulated. This is non like this is there's no way any of this is safe or smart or it's just. Yeah, it's so stupid. Reading this again, I think that the actual crime happened a couple of years ago, but that he pleaded guilty this month. Oh, OK.

But still still it's insane. Also in San Bernardino in California, these cops got in trouble at the Sheriff's Department for seizing the cash, like the cannabis truck, like the cannabis business cash transport trucks for legal weed dispensaries and stuff. The cops were like shaking them down and they like in three separate occasions

seized a total of over a million dollars under asset forfeiture. So pretty fucking nuts. Okay, but Imperial and trucks were operating with state law in a lawsuit the company started that the stops were pretextual meant to bolster the sheriff's department budget while harassing legal cannabis companies and the joint agreement between Imperial and the Sheriff's Department said that the deputies, quote, are not highway robbers as previously reported in the media. So as part of the settlement or something where they returned the money to the company, they agreed to say that the cops weren't robbing them on the roads. Dude, dude, you want to hear something crazy cop cop thing real quick.

Yeah. I was listening to a podcast. It's like a three hour podcast where they're interviewing a cop, right? And he was saying a lot of shit that I didn't agree with, obviously. One of the biggest things is he kept using the word optics. Everything bad happening with the cops was always bad optics. And this line fell out of his mouth and I near fucking died in my seat. Rodney King killed the nightclub.

What? Well, like the club, the be the stick, the beating stick, the club. Like his his his assault, like got those out of people's hands. Yeah. And he said it in a way that was like that. Well, it was phrased in a way it was like a shame that they don't have them anymore. Like Rodney King killed the club base. It was absolutely insane. What? How did that come out of your lips? How? That's fucking wild.

That made me. Oh, man, it made me so heated. I just got. Oh, my heart just fucking skipped. All right. Anyway, sorry. Everything is so heated. It's so exactly. It was so evil. And speaking of people that are evil, Dr. Oz was running against John Federman earlier this year. That's right.

And he said that he said that weed should not beerman earlier this year. That's right. And he said that. He said that we should not be legalized this year because Pennsylvanians need to get back their mojo and get back to work. Again, spreading the continued misinformation and improving now statistically, right, it's scientifically proven lie that stoners are less productive than like. It's a little rough. I'm just going to say, you know, maybe that's part of the reason why he did not win that election, other than the fact that he's one of the many not someone you should ever vote for for this type of job and that he does not live in the state of Pennsylvania. Anyway, in Florida, this is pretty crazy.

In February of this year, there was a couple who got married and they decided that it would be hilarious. Florida. This is pretty crazy. In February of this year, there was a couple who got married and they decided that it would be hilarious to put THC in the lasagna that everybody was eating and halfway through the wedding, everybody went insane and people needed medical attention. People like were falling ill, barfing, freaking out. Somebody sued the caterers for $30,000. Absolutely wild. This is from a guy who loves weed. Don't give people weed without telling them.

Yeah, no shit. Don't give people anything without their consent to do it. Consent and everything, exactly. Absolutely insane. Also, there were these guys at MJ Bizcon in November of this year. MJ, is that Mary Jane Bizcon? Because that's very funny. Yeah, it's a hilarious name for a convention.

There was a movement in weed called Buy Weed from Women movement. Pretty good idea. And I know a lot of, like, my delivery service, a lot of people still kind of, a lot of a lot of people still kind of follow the idea of buying a weed from women owned businesses, kind of a cool little just way to, you know, get some businesses in the hands of people that maybe struggle to get them. This other company decided that they would walk around the convention in t-shirts that said buy weed from rich white men.

And they just got like bodied by the entire convention. Like everybody, like they went viral for being like shit. Donors are not the crowd for that kind of shit. Were they trying to be like, were they trying to joke? Cause I was going to make the joke that like, I only buy my weed from former politicians turn weed salesmen, which is surprisingly a large amount of people. But how they're when their Congress, they're like, it's the devil's lettuce.

It'll kill you. And the minute they're out, they're like, I have a majority shareholding stock in this new weed company. And you're like, bro, what? I remember, I remember I watched Thief 1981 and put a screenshot of how I looked like Jim Belushi in Thief and then Jim Belushi was like, hell yeah, brother. And then I followed his links to his page and he had a weed company and I was like,

is that just like what happens when you're like a guy who doesn't wanna seem lame when you're 50 as you start a weed company? Honestly, there is. I think it's because somewhere someone was like, it is the new big cash industry. And admittedly, it's like NFTs. Like it's a gold rush right now. Yeah, especially like California is crazy. Where I live, there are multiple different stores run by different companies that are like big,

not like mom and pop shops. I'm talking like, you're like, Medman. Yeah, like all that stuff. And you're just like, all right, I guess this is huge now. Yep. I'm not I'm not I'm not against it. I'm not again. It what in twenty twenty two, the the consumption of alcohol

dropped while the consumption of alcohol dropped while the consumption of weed skyrocketed over 200%. Congrats everybody. Yeah, people don't like to get really depressed, turns out. Yeah, it's weird. Seems like alcohol might be bad for you to drink a shitload of. It seems like the French have it right with the like one glass of wine, maybe per day.

Check this out. Grand finale for my thing here. And honestly, we've been going for a while. I apologize guys Grand family for my thing here Reddit user Gerard binge Posted this this picture to r slash trees. I'm gonna just give you guys it because it's so funny Yeah, our stress our slash trees is like the the marijuana Slash trees. Yeah, our stress our slash trees is like the the marijuana Okay, so I was like it's great because I do guys who show up and like post trees sometimes and like their applies are amazing every It's no hydro homies. Let's be real. Yeah, that's important too. Like that's you know, that's important

Where do I see this? Yeah, I'm looking. Oh, I put it on the Twitter. Is it not showing up? Oh I'm looking oh, I put it on the Twitter is it not showing up? Oh This thing oh, so yeah, oh what oh I don't have it still so wait a minute. Oh, sorry guys my browser got destroyed I have to see the picture you have to see the picture. It's only worth it if for the picture I'm like give me one second. I'm very excited to be honest So you gotta see the picture. Okay, here we go. That's going in. Bang. And then you can read. Jesse, read this out loud.

Found this pic of me and a Christmas play and realized my parents gave me a bong to take as a gift for the baby Jesus. It really is a bong. That's incredible. Just like the wise men. One has frankincense. And then I guess, I don't know which one, gold?

One looks like he's got a slow cooker filled with cheese and cheddar pop. I'm guessing it's gold. Yeah, yeah. And then myrrh. And then Frankincense is the bong, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, that has to be the bong.

That has to be Frankincense. You know what? It explains why Jesus is such a chill dude. Dude, yeah. It's all clickin'. Dude, Frank and sense would be at a great strain name Frank and sense. I there's gotta be two words though. Not the same way keep it separate right? I'm with you Yeah, all right the image is like Frankenstein, but it's Jesus rope. Yeah. Yes. Yes. I love that because he kind of is one If you think about it, right? You're gonna have like a hidden bean boy somewhere in there. Oh, yeah.

We got to get into the business. We're getting we're about to get away. We're getting there. It's on you boys because I'm in Texas, so I happen in any time in the near future here. Womp, womp, womp, womp. Jesse, what are you bringing us today? Well, so I really quickly have a really fascinating story, but I just want to today

It's the solstice y'all Be fun to talk about before I jump into the little red man could actually show up. Yeah, maybe But in Smithsonian mag, um, they have an article that's fascinating. It's about again. My science is so cool and especially Dinosaurs y'all Big fan hell yeah of a good dinosaur story. I can love dinos So paleontologists a while ago discovered this graveyard of ichthyosaurs in Nevada and you know, these are these things that are kind of like Giant ass dolphin II look in they'll definitely eat you creatures, right? And there's, there were, this place, the site called Quarry 2, there are all these corpses.

And they were like, what the hell, why are there so many dead dinosaurs here? They couldn't figure out why. Turns out the answer after doing all their research and like digging deep is that it's a lot of very big female specimens and then little kind of like baby specimens. And they realized this is where they would go as a spawning ground. And so either they died in birth or they were hunted there because there was a lot of round.

Either way was they've concluded this was a spawning ground which is why there's so many there. And I think that's super interesting. And I was like, oh, that's cool to know. But that's not what today is about because today is the 21st. And I don't know when you're listening to this listener, but it's the solstice. It's the winter solstice. And as you may or may not know, it is the longest night and shortest day in the northern

hemisphere. And I wanted to give you some cool facts about The winter solstice love the word solstice translates to Sunstand still an Ancient cultures viewed the winter solstice as a time of death and rebirth and weirdly enough Yeah, a lot of crazy things happened on the social well Let's actually talk about those ancient cultures first before we get crazy. First off, you have the pagan festivals and all those things.

The pagan festival of Yule honored the winter solstice and Druids believed that mistletoe, for example, is parasitic green plant that grows at the base of, or like along oak branches and stuff like that. They thought it was the soul of the tree, which I think is very cute. Meanwhile, the trees like, yeah. It also, and by the way, it seems weird that a lot of that translated to Christmas, but, you know, it's just, you know, whatever.

Not saying that it was stolen, but whatever. In Scandinavia, they celebrate St. Lucia's day as the winter solstice in the celebration of the Hopi people. Winter solstice marks an important day as well. In the Chaco Canyon in New Mexico. Delicious. There's my favorite part level.

And St. Ancestral pleblons built elaborate, like like first off they had a huge city there, but they also have these weird like sun symbols that when the sun strikes these petroglyphs at exactly The summer and winter solstice. They become these like bright glistening sun daggers very cool stuff Follow it to the Death Star. You have things like Stonehenge being aligned to the Winter Solstice, and the Nazca lines in Peru being aligned to the Summer or Winter Solstice. The sun illuminates an ancient Irish tomb on the Winter Solstice.

You have these traditions of, you know, like I was saying, a lot of Winter celebrants of the Solstice we get super high on mushrooms This is the thing that like that transcends a lot of cultures They because the reason why is the winter solstice like I said is this time of being the darkest Shortest day of the year, but also it's viewed as this kind of like time of rebirth in connection with the spirit realm and Oh weirdly enough is this kind of like time of rebirth in connection with the spirit realm and oh

weirdly enough speaking of rebirth the pilgrims landed at Plymouth on December 21st Mary Curie discovered a radium on the 21st the Apollo mission to the moon was launched on the Apollo 8 mission was launched 1968 on the 21st some interesting fun little things there. Whoa Yeah, and I thought this was kind of interesting that during the winter solstice well the Specific how to best describe this the North Pole during like there's an exact moment There's a winter solstice like they know the time this year at 9 48 p.m. UTC The North Pole was faced the furthest away from the Sun

Hmm, so that's like that is the winter solstice moment and Just another fun little fact that I always think is very funny because it reminds me of an incredibly wacky game that Crandor and I played a long time ago. Many people thought the world was going to end on the Winter Solstice in 2012. Still you baby! Summer 21st, 2012 was the date 13.0.0.0.0 and the Mesoamerican long calendar used by the Mayans and it marked the end of five thousand one hundred and twenty six year cycle. Obviously nothing happened, but maybe it did. What if we merged with other timelines? And then my favorite fact, which I think is the best one, which is super interesting. And I and when you hear it, you're like, wait, what?

But when you realize what it says, it's actually pretty genius. The Earth, again, we are, it's the coldest. It is the darkest, yet the Earth is at its closest point to the sun during the winter solstice. Oh, that's cool. It's because we're, the Northern Hemisphere is turned away. So in the Southern Hemisphere,

they're getting roasted right now. Australia is having a hard time. It's like an unavoidably mystical, just by nature of the fact that it is what it is. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's a fascinating thing. It actually has to do with nature. You know what I mean?

It's nuts. Not aliens. You can understand why all these different, you know, peoples in the past, where the sun really lets let's be real, no matter what deities who create the sun is doing all the work. And so there's a lot of like sun worship

and sun acknowledgement. And when it disappears, you're kind of like, oh no. You can understand why they would, I don't know, maybe put candles on a tree and light that thing up or maybe like get together and have celebrations or maybe It makes sense. And so when you think about this time of year and you think about

the Community that like everyone, you know, it's dark. It's kind of miserable half the world At least in the northern hemisphere. We're all freezing our ass up and everyone's kind of Like it's a little community thing and I think that's kind of built into the nature of who we are that we always talk about seasonal depression, but a lot of the cure for sedative depression is to get the hell out of the house and like go be a part of things. And do, which again seems pretty like ancient in origin

of like, come on, it's cold as hell and you're being in your damn cave. Let's go party, dude. Let's eat these mushrooms and forget about it yeah well then then you're melting into the ground and all kinds of things are happening which by the way I've got off topic oh last night I was in bed reading reddit and there it might still be on the front page there was an entire post about some dude discovering that salvia was a thing if we're on the topic

discovering salvia was a thing and he asked about it and he said like does anyone ever had trips with this? What's this like and all the comments are essentially boiled down to one and never again Last about five minutes and the total experience might be 15. I will never do it again This is what happened and every single one is like Dude space time ripped open and I I felt reality and I was just like That sounds good. It sounds like I want to experience that but I'm too scared right now I'm not there. I don't want to break my brain Lived an entire life one guy. I swear to you this guy goes

I lived a life as a tree and I was cut down and forced to be a log in a log cabin. And that was my, I was like bro. It was one reply to that to talk about, he became a thread in the couch. And at the end he didn't want to leave the threads. He said, I'm not a human, I'm a thread. And then he had to like adjust for like 10 minutes that he was human again.

And when he came to, he was holding his shoe. But then some guy posted a bunch of, he was like, look, look, let me be the, I'm the OG here. I've done it a bunch. Either do very little. So you have like a bunch of, he was like, look, look, let me be the, I'm the OG here. I've done it a bunch. Either do very little. So you have like a kind of weird trip, but you're like in your room or do a ton so that you like disassociate from reality.

He's like, when you're in the middle and you think you're like doing a medium dose, your body is still feeling things and reacting, but your brain is seeing crazy stuff. So you will feel like you're there and you're in it and you're losing your mind. And he's like, no and reacting, but your brain is seeing crazy stuff. So you feel like you're there and you're in it and you're losing your mind. And he's like, no, you either go very little or you blow your mind.

There is no in between. I was like, I feel like it's a helpful tip, but still terrifying. Also, yeah, terrifying. Yeah, I would like to experience that once before I die. So like when I'm at 80, and we're like doing episode 6,000. He was like, do it with friends one at a time be there for each other

He's like don't he's like sometimes people have great trips and they're like salvia. Yeah. Yeah, no Like sometimes the experience like trans like transcendentalism. He's like and sometimes they will End up being like in a river being chased by a fish Don't put that one on a pedestal gang being chased by a fish. Don't put that one on a pedestal gang. I've seen people do so. It makes you just look like a primordial worm. There's a reason why, for the most part, it's legal.

And it's because it is not a drug people return to. Oh, but that, yeah, sure. Nobody's like, there's no black market for salvia. There's no chance of addiction to it. It like, mess it, because the highest like messy cuz you love it. No way. Yeah mushrooms like you you can walk away being like I see society for what it is. I'm a better person now I face my demons and society doesn't work like the it shouldn't be working like this and then the government's like that's a no We can't have that let me be very clear. Salvia is a mint. It's literally part of the mint family. That's awesome.

That's so funny. It's it's like sage, right? It's like some kind of like just just let it and I guess it's one of those like it makes you high for like five minutes. And then you spend another 10 trying to like figure out what the hell just happened. And then you're fine. And then you're back. Yeah, they say you're back to like reality very.

Everyone, I think that's the the illusion of like, oh, it's so like, it's just a real quick thing, dude. So like, just try it. And it's like, we're like party drug. It is no party drug. That thing will make you be like, I lived a lifetime as another person in another world. There's a room you go into in the party with the door. The door closes behind you where you go to sell. You might jump out the window of the room that you're in. You just don't want to.

Don't put it on a pedestal. I'm no interest. I'll stick with my mushrooms, and it's almost been a year since I've done them. You're fine if you do it. You're going to be fine. Just go to that. Yeah, he's not going to kill you.

It's not going to like. It's not for fun. It's not that drug, but it will like your mind is what it does to your brain. Some guy was like it literally is like a hard reset of your brain. It's the pursuit of knowledge. Somebody was saying like, somebody was saying that like, That's what draws me to mushrooms a lot.

Somebody was saying like, rewires your sense of touch to your like, eye senses and stuff like that, where you just like, lose your mind. I don't want awful. I don't want. No, that seems cool to me. I don't want to be a part of that. But I will say videos on YouTube

are the funniest things I've ever seen my entire life. Yeah, when there's a hop. Hop, hop, hop. They fall, they're just like sitting on stairs for stuff. Don't sit on stairs. They're like falling over. Be like, bro, where am I? I don't want that, but I like want it.

I've gone for a thousand years. That's terrifying. I was like, no. Well, I'm gonna hold mine thing off to next week and we'll end next year on Coast to Coast's list. Oh, no. The top strangest UFO encounters of 2022. Hell, yes. Hell, yes. Oh, yeah, that's going to be great. That's a great. That's going to be next week's Minnesota.

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Hey, it's Illuminati, Miniso 119. Oh, I didn't see you there. Hi. Oh, it's a me. It's a me, Miniso, today, boys. Just a me, Mario. Me, myself, and me. It's a me, Mario so today, boys. Just a me. Mario. Myself and me. It's me. It's a me. Mario. Yeah. We'll see how many we'll see how many this is. Yeah, exactly. All right. Well, let's just dive into it because we got a couple of things we want to talk about first.

They Jesse, do you know what I was talking about earlier on the main episode where I was teasing the Christopher Mellon thing? Not a clue. Do you know who Christopher Mellon is? No. OK. Well, let's educate. A guy who sells. No, melons. You know, he invented the melon.

That's right. Melons are named after him. No, he was like in the Department of Defense. He's like a military guy. He is the former deputy assistant secretary of defense for intelligence, former minority staff director, Senate Select Committee on Intelligence. So he was, you know, government guy. And he put out a memo or not a memo, like a blog post on December 24th, very, very shortly after Biden

signed a law, the omnibus spending bill, which is like has the UFO legislation in it. And in this post, he says a few things that once, put the more feathers in the cap that at the very least, some of those MJ12 documents are real. Now, if you remember from the MJ12 episode, Jesse, you even brought up like, well, if they're real, then like you think some of it might be fake and some of it might be real, like that kind of thing.

And this doesn't give a definitive answer. I'm just putting that out there. However, it does continue to push into the corner of maybe some of those documents are real. And the reason is in this post, he goes over the five big things that the new law allows people who are within the UAP world to do. It provides greatly enhanced authorities and resources for the all domain anomaly resolution office or AARO, which now reports directly to the leaders of the Defense Department and Intelligence Committee instead of what they were doing before.

As we brought up last time, it mandates a review of all intelligence documents involving UAPs from 1945 to present, requires DOD, DHS, and the IC to identify any non-disclosure agreements related to UAP and provide those to the new AARO office. So how many people are signed in? We'll find under NDAs we don't know yet. It directs the new ARO office to develop a UAP science plan to assess the sometimes mysterious and mind-bending capabilities being reported as well as a collection plan to leverage America's vast technical intelligence apparatus to determine where these objects are coming from and their capabilities and intent. And finally, it provides a secure process for anyone who is signed an official US government secrecy agreement related to UAP to come forward and reveal that information to AARO and to

Congress, regardless of the level of classification without fear of retribution or prosecution. So it's like the big, big, big things that have kind of come about in the UAP thing. And then he goes on to say a few things that are kind of interesting. He talks about he goes even before this whistleblower legislation was signed into law, credible individuals were providing Congress information, information alleging that the US government has recovered E.T. technology. I don't know about that last part, but we do know that people have been having closed door meetings with Congress for like all of 2022 about UAP stuff,

even a couple of public pieces of it. This process began in 2019 when I brought astrophysicist Dr. Eric Davis to Capitol Hill to meet with staff from the Senate Intelligence and Armed Services Committees. Dr. Davis, author of the famous Wilson Davis memo provided specific information lending credence to send to what was known as sensational reports that an official US government program is actively seeking to exploit recovered technology. And the Wilson Davis memo is kind of the crux here because the Wilson Davis memo we talked about in Roswell a little bit.

We talked about an MJ 12 a little bit. I don't think we went into a great deal or great depth. But the memo I will link you to it because it was entered into congressional evidence in this summer, I brought up during it so you can now get it off of off of Congress's website, which is I downloaded it there. I'm also going to get it. Basically, like. All hinging, it almost doesn't matter what it says so much as it

it like it bounces back and forth, whether it's it's true or not. Is the thing that's more important. Right. Well, it's true. It like confirms this entire like video game style mythology. And if it's not true, then it's nothing. Again, yes and no, because the MJ 12 thing, I don't think all of those documents are real. I think there's fake documents in there.

And I don't think it adds to like the magical aspect, only that the government has had a small group of people that are experts on UFOs, kind of doing things before. We have again, I said off camera, NASA's kind of doing that now, except it's out in public. They have their own list of like 10 people that are specialists in their fields to address the UFO thing. The reason that the memo, if it's real is important, which comes from the October 16th of 2002 is specifically the quote where the says, yes, Miller, yes, Miller asked the question

on MJ 12 slash UFO, cabal, trash UFO confirmed the call Miller late June 97 and told that he Miller was right. There is such an organization in existence. What page is this? This first page. This is only two pages to the memo. It's a very very short memo. And then he goes, what did you tell? Because I found it where I looked who I talked to but did not name everyone. That's it. Then the guy goes, I show Miller a letter to me, EWD David 4, 2502, please evaluate. Didn't tell Miller everything. Miller knows what I did in a Pentagon records group search,

but no more. Miller can make good educated guess on who contractors has alien hardware. Do not pay Miller. Sounds hard up to pay for nice Florida home and private beach privilege. So it was like, basically it would confirm that, the MJ12 thing, and then it would also put evidence, private beach privilege. So it was like it basically would confirm that the Mj 12 thing.

And then it would also put evidence, not evidence, but more weight in Bob Lazar's corner. Though I still don't think Bob Lazar is legit. I think much like me and Alex were talking about off camera. The man is very good at being very vague and always leaving himself. He never adds. He never adds anything to the conversation. Like I'm saying, the only thing he ever really added was or false. The only thing I will say he ever brought forward is well,

he did have a VHS tape of what is potentially a UFO in the air base where he was trying to film it with his friends. But the whole element like one 17 or one 13, whatever the energy neutral element, he says he had and that the UFO operated off of. But that's it. Like that's that's it. And that's not really anything new. Even then that wasn't like new a new idea Right, it's not like a variable. You know what I mean? Like it's he's he's just basically inventing prophecy like he's not providing

information if he provided like a piece of physical evidence of any kind would be great from Bob Luzard I'm gonna just link this for Jesse as well. This is Christopher Mellon. He posted this blog. I would love to see this. That's his website. That's Christopher Mellon thing. I'll give you his Twitter as well, where he kind of announced it.

He's big in the UFO world. He's also very much not in the lined with, but usually him and Lou Alizando end up coming up together quite often because Lou Alizando is also, we know at least worked for the government and to what degree is disputed because, you know, we'll see. But yeah, it's not, again, it's not proof, but if this is yet another edge toward like, is the MJ12 document real, then man, like who fucking knows?

Like, you know, like if they are real, how much of is it real? What parts of it are real? Cause, you know, there's that giant bogus that was written over it by the FBI and some of the pay. The thing is, like, and that was part of what we talked about during the M.J. 12 episode. Some of the papers look super legit.

Others look legit. But if you know what to look for, look fabricated. So it's just like fucking weird. Like, they look like horror game, like they look like like designed documents that are supposed to look like redacted documents. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. The biggest problem with this is like even in the thing you sent me is there. I don't know how to best describe this.

It's not the most eloquent way, but just the example here is I'm not claiming the information provided to Congress or to the ARO Proves that earth has been visited by extraterrestrials. However, and then proceeds to say a bunch of stuff and then says the the you know Media is doing a disservice to not investigating this, basically. And that is unfortunately for our current state of affairs in the world, literally along the same lines of when like someone makes up a thing,

says, well, I saw that Congress person, it cohort with Satan at the pizza parlor. And that's the media's fault for not investigating it. It's like, so why are you putting it on the media to do it? The media did cover it when those videos leaked and they covered it for a few days. Like it was a big thing for a few days. They were talking about it. I think the thing here is that it's always kind of like,

I put it forward, why won't anyone else cover it? And it's like, I don't know, bro. It's weird because they're saying it's potentially big. When there is no like this is huge, right? There's no reason because now it's up to those who have gone quiet to come forward again. An actual piece of information is revealed, right? The moment that any of this legislation reveals actual information of the public. Yep. Is the moment that the media is going to

immediately follow it because everybody's gonna care about it. Right, but it falls in the same fallacy of when you're lying to someone and you're like, oh, it's on you to prove that I'm lying. It's the same thing where it's like- And that happened on Twitter to me the other day, they made a point and I was like, where? And they said, you know what I mean?

And I go, no. That's not how this works. That's not how this, like you provide me the evidence, and then we go from there. You can't be like, you know what I'm talking about. You can just say, like, no to people. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, this is like literally just saying, I'm not claiming the information provided is proof.

But here's a bunch of things that I think could be proof. The media needs to figure it out. Like, what? That's not how this works, though. And that's a problem because that's how bunch of things that I think could be proof. The media needs to figure it out. Like that, what? That's not how this works though. And that's a problem because that's how we get on that like weird like Q and on shit. Where it's like- As we talked in SJ12, how very quickly it can slip.

Which is like, again, when you take this, it's not, as I said at the very start, it's not proof that the MJ documents are real. It's simply another feather in the cap. And the thing about feathers is they're pretty fucking light. Yeah, one day it's normal, you're chilling, it's the greenstone, the next day you wake up, you're looking at the redstone all of a sudden,

you don't know what's happened. It's just, it's another one of those fascinating developments in the UAP world of 2022. And I'm eager to see what 2023 brings us. It's just something to keep an eye on. I will keep an eye on the weird stuff that kind of just happens behind the scenes that nobody really like talks about. And it doesn't prove anything, but it's something to keep an eye on. I will keep an eye on the weird stuff that kind of just happens behind the scenes that nobody really like talks about and doesn't prove anything, but it's something to keep your eye on. I was literally talking today with a good friend of ours

who came over to like work on a project and he was asking about Luminati because he was listening and he was asking about aliens and I think it was fascinating. But he was like, you know, you have to believe that there's, you know, something if the US government is saying all this stuff. And I was like, I mean, I believe it's something absolutely. But the thing that interests me more isn't what it is. I mean, I guess that's part of it. But like the idea that the government by admitting they don't know what it is. They are either saying one, this is something that another country has made that we can't control that flies over our airspace or two,

it's something that is not from this planet or from different, either way it's fascinating. I don't care at the end of the day what it actually is. The fact is that something is happening and the government's like, I don't know. And that's, you know, cause he was like, well maybe the government's like a trick by the government. I was like, why would the government admit

that they can't control their own airspace? Like their job is to protect the country and them openly being like, we really can't do that. That's a public danger. That's not good. Yeah, that's not good. Yeah. Yeah.

So that's fascinating. Exactly. It's very interesting. And again, at the same time, there also would be in doing that because they'd also be alerting our enemies that their shit works. Yeah. Right?

Wouldn't that not be just an admission that their shit is working by us saying, we don't know what it is? Exactly. They would never, if it was real enemy tech, they would never admit it was happening in a million years. That's what I'm saying. So what is it?

It's like, we don't know, man. We don't know. And we're, I've said it before, and like you said, Jesse and Alex, like if more believe that the government doesn't fucking know what they're dealing with, then to believe that they have a contract with the grays to abduct children at night on Thursdays.

Right, think of it like ants, dude. Ants don't know what a person is. Exactly. And we don't meet with the ants and have a conversation with them. Right? Like one of the things the the guy put in his blog again as part of a speculation is like the AI angle. And it's like, I find that interesting because not necessarily that I believe it's an AI, but it may very well me if these are things that are not from here, they may very well

just be unmanned drones. Just like watching us, you know, like nothing with anything in it, no living beings in it, just like zipping around, looking at us and then going away because it seems to be a lot of what happens. The other thing is they might just be from fucking under the water if that's what they're from. Fuck who knows? That being said, this mini soda we'll go through real quick is coast to coast strangest UFO

sightings of twenty twenty two. We'll start right here with the trans medium UFO photographs of merged in Lake Titicaca. Everybody. Just like your right to the article because it's a there you go. It got the video right there. You need to tell me what you see because I don't see anything. And I can't quite tell what it is that was from. Tell me, it's from ARV.

Copa, Moon, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you got it. So this is I don't know. This is like a car. I don't know. Like, I don't know about this. Yeah, I don't know.

It's very weird. It's underwater. Yeah, they brought out the rods. Yeah, I'll get know about this. Yeah, I don't know. It's very weird. It's underwater Yeah, they brought out the rods Get the rods out. They got the rod. There we go We go to dowsing rods and they're spinning on all over the place. Oh, yeah, bring up the dowsing rod Is that I'll continue that one dowsing rod is going nuts though. It looks like a car underwater though I cannot understand why it does not look like anything else I mean literally go back slow mo that video of the Dowsy Rod She is just spinning her wrist like a crazy person. Yeah, dude. She's got a loose grip. She's like

Witnesses number two witnesses in Israel were mystified this year by a long glowing object that resembled a lightning bolt frozen in place Over a city. There you go boys. It's the next one for you. And this is a weird thing over the city. You can kind of see it starts right at the video at 47 seconds. OK, it's just this weird thing in the sky. It does look like Spider-Man, no way home. Portals. It does have that vibe. Yeah. And the whole move, the whole video, it doesn't move.

Dude, that's pretty good. There's like some weird, yeah, it's very weird looking. But is that? I wonder if that's like a natural phenomena though, of like electrical discharge or something happening. It could be, but it doesn't, I'll say this, it doesn't look like computer graphics to me immediately. No, no.

And to me, the way with the camera moves, it seems way too, like it's not being tracked. It looks like it's bobbing correctly. The problem is that it's only focused up at the, like there's not being tracked. It looks like it's bobbing correctly. The promise is that it's only focused up at the, like there's a tree line, like there's one tree and then there's that, which is fine. But I'm curious what, you know, like there was that one thing that happened in Vegas that everyone tweeted at us.

Yes. Do you see that, Mathis? Like a little while ago. And they were like, oh, like this past week. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I know exactly what you're talking about. Literally that video. I think it look like a light show to me it is literally the reflective nature of the cloud cover right with the lights of

Vegas and that could be this because it's cloudy and it looks moist but where is this though Hedera is one light though it could be one building might have been an illumination coming from a construction crane working in the city I don't know. Oh dude. Yeah, dude 100% pause at 124 pause it. It's a great for pause exactly at 124 That is straight up. You can see the front and the back and the little cabin The top that blinks to make you know how it's a craze. Oh my god. That's a crane. Yeah to make people know how tall. Oh my God, that's a crane.

Yeah. Whoa. I was like, oh, you said what it is. Hey, we love to bunk debunkable shit. All right, next up. A metallic sphere that seemed to sport lights around its circumference was reported by multiple residents of eastern Tennessee, including one professional photographer who managed to step a picture of the oddity,

which I will give you here. You may have seen this photo. This came around in May. I think we've talked about it on the mini-sode. Odd UFO appears. There you go. Okay. Let's see what's going on here.

It's just a snapshot. He didn't take a video. It was just a photograph of the thing. It looks like a jellyfish almost, honestly. It does. I have a lot to say about this one. Like it looks cool, I guess. I just. I I don't know.

I mean, it does qualify as UFO. It is unexplained. It just can be explained. Aerial phenomenon. Well, I bet you guys are excited to see the UFO that was spotted over Buckingham Palace during the Queen's Jubilee parade this year. Yes.

Did you know that that happened? She went home. She went home. She died. Dude, the Queen's thing. So yeah, look, okay. It's going to start right away and it's right behind the jets. Oh yeah, I remember this.

I remember this. So we know it's above the smoke at the very least. It looks good. It could be a really close very least. It looks good. It could be a really close bug, though. Could be anything. I mean, it could be could be a drone. It could be. I was about to say it could be a drone. Could be a drone. Yeah. Yeah.

Could be just the parallax effect of a bug close for those who are looking for those who can't see. It really is like there. The the jets that are just flying across streaking the colors of Britain and right behind it, like this white little. I mean, it looks kind of a dot. It's a dot. It just zooms in a pretty straight line behind them. Circular to, to be honest, it's a very rare object.

Scary footage came from the Queen's funeral procession when there was that thing that was like came through on the on the radio that was like, oh, that's right. Radio thing was wild. That's my favorite thing. That's that's the that's my favorite UFO of the year, even. There's like, oh, that's right. Yeah, that radio thing was wild. We talked about my favorite thing. That's that's the that's my favorite UFO the year, even though it's not a UFO. Well, there you go.

Is that as you do you feel impressed by that one? I don't know what that is, but it's certainly when they do that, when they invert the colors, it's like it's kind of a circle. That's a little fake. I'll put it that way. No, I don't know what it is. Halfway through the list here, a woman in Mexico

captured footage of a truly bizarre star-shaped object hovering in the sky and the anomaly was later filmed by another witness the following day, which is what we're seeing here. Obviously, it's a YouTube video that is also a TikTok. A YouTube video that's also a TikTok. You know what I mean? Does the TikTok version have like, oh no. Oh, there it is.

Oh, there it is. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. This man, I don't know. This looks kind of fake to me. You know what I take talk version have like oh no Man, I don't know this looks kind of fake to me this looks this is I'm out on this one this looks like If it's really there it looks like some kind of 3d object or like a balloon of some kind But I don't even look I don't even agree that it's there. It doesn't look this looks fake to me I think we talked about this one early in the year. And there is some sort of balloon that is exactly shaped like this. So they sell and it's like marketed for weather stuff.

Like I don't want to be that guy who's like, it's a weather balloon, but I'm pretty sure that you can go look it up online. That's exactly what it looks like this. It does kind of look like either a spiky top or some kind of like it has a- Somebody suggested a star looking kite that a kid just has on a string

is just kiting not too far away from- If you wanna know what this looks like, imagine like the secret boss in a Final Fantasy game. Like it has this like bizarre shape to it that seems so otherworldly. It looks like that alien thing that's like famously in the atmosphere. Kind of what's that thing called, you know, that like black object that's like floating just outside of the like atmosphere of the earth.

I forget what it's. Oh, oh, oh, no, which just left not too long ago. Yeah, whatever it was. Oh, no, that long thing. And it left and nobody knows how it left or why it left. It's just gone now. Yeah. It was also wild. Love that. That was the up. That was the thing I wanted. Remember how last week? Oh my God. Do you remember how last week I said there was something I wanted to talk about that I remembered I had an update for? It's gone. And I can't remember.

That was it. That was it. That the Onemoa thing left. It left our orbit. Maybe this is it. We don't know where it went. Maybe this was it just before it left. So weird, Jesse, remember, you know what we're talking about, right? Yeah, I don't. But I don't know where it went. Maybe this was it just before it left. So weird, Jesse, you remember, you know what we're talking about, right? Yeah, I don't, but I don't know what it looks like. It's called like the Roa. It was like a long rock.

Roa, no, somebody's probably screaming it out there. Weird asteroid. Yeah, no, no, I know exactly, yeah, that long ass asset. It's part of the reason why they developed that team. Cause the team, they were like, we need to learn how to land on asteroids. We need to learn how to like go visit things and determine what the hell they are.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here it is. Uh, yeah, uh, it was around. It came around in 2017 and it's gone now, uh, named on. I'll move on. Mua by its discoverers is up to one quarter mile long and highly elongated 10 times as long as it is wide.

The aspect ratio is greater than that of any asteroid or comet absorbed, observed in our solar system to date. That comes from NASA. And it's the one that was moving faster the closer it got, right? Yeah. And I want to see if I'm right. Maybe it was slowing down one of the two. It like was asteroids don't do that.

Whatever it was. It's gone, huh? Interesting. Gone. I want to make sure I'm not crazy. They came by. It's gone. It left. It left. The three. This week. Is there footage of it?

I'm looking right now. Wait, it just like up and left this like month this week. On October 16th, it moved back north of the elliptic plane and passed beyond the orbit of Mars. On November 1st, Omoa passed beyond Jupiter's orbit in May 28th. Oh, wait, no. Yeah. And beyond it moved beyond Neptune's orbit this year, 2022. So it started leaving a while ago and is like now gone gone.

We can't see it anymore. Interesting. You know what's great. So on the solar system dotnasa.gov website, hold on, let me send you this. They have a model of its trajectory and it literally makes a direct course for Earth and then stays with Earth for a long time. That's weird dude.

Yeah man, it's fucking weird. Like it goes with our trajectory around the sun. And then just goes with us and then goes somewhere else. So it's discovered in 2017 right right right Briefly classified as an asteroid until new measurements were found But the blog is it gone. I don't know. I mean it's past the outer planets. It's gone That's what I think look like by the way. Yes, that's how it looked. Which is weird. Yeah, look at that. It just comes by. It like out. Literally goes in line with Earth and then like scoots around outside with Earth for a little bit and then zips away.

Either that. I mean, like that could be very cool coincidence, which is cool, admittedly. Yeah. But also like, okay. No known asteroid or comet from our solar system varies so widely in brightness with such a large ratio between length and width. The most elongated objects we have seen to date are no more than three times longer than they are wide. But again, this is one of those things where unless we're looking directly at it,

we see like 10 percent of the sky, right? Maybe less. Not even. It's like a grain of sand. Like so we I mean mean like really truthfully We don't particularly know there could be other ones like this. This is the only found Yeah, I'm just looking like a lot a few large ground-based telescopes Continue to track the fading object as it receded from our planet two of NASA's space telescopes Hubble and Spitzer Track the object trailing about eighty five thousand,700 miles per hour relative to the Sun

It's outbound path is about 20 degrees above the plane of planets that orbit the Sun the object past Mars orbit around November 1st And it passed Jupiter's a while back Beyond Saturn's and now it's beyond Neptune from this year like to the point where I don't like the reason I think it was a news this year's because it's now out of our ability to see it. It's it's gone. We can't see what's crazy about this is based on the thing they have on this website. It isn't like it comes in from outside, passes the outer planets and then comes to us and goes back out.

This shit comes from the Z axis. Go straight down. Bang. Yeah. Right to us and then is like, oh, okay. And then heads out. 90 down Spain. Yeah, right to us. And then is like, oh, OK. And then heads out. 90 degrees angle. Yeah. That's I've never seen anything like that's crazy. Either that happens all the time.

I'm just dumb, which is possible. Or that is like that's a good diagram. I'll put it that way. Yeah, it's weird because then astronomers go on to say, Oh, Moa passes through the inner solar system about once per year But they are faint types objects similar to oh moa passes through the inner solar system about once per year But they are faint and hard to spot and have been missed until now. Oh, okay. No. Yeah, like you know what I mean like that Just makes it scarier cool. Yeah. Yeah, that balloon looks like that thing

Yeah, man. Okay. Thank you for my I'm just happy. I got that off of my out of my brain. Now that's some cool space stuff. I love that. Space shit. Like what the fuck, man? All right. Last few. Pakistani man was left scratching his head when he noticed an eerie black triangle that hovered over a city for hours.

And I'm going to send you the video as always. In Pakistan, I believe this is some US drone to be honest. Yeah, no shit. You're saying stuff like yeah Yeah, just hovering it's just hovering okay ominously Look at it. It doesn't look fake to me not the way it seems to move But maybe it is it's hard to fucking tell this just looks like it's very small. This looks like a classic like UAP Like it's very small. This looks like a classic like UAP. There was remarkable, but like not fake looking. You're right. Yeah, correct.

But nothing, nothing remarkable. And it does kind of line up with what you would imagine from being on the ground when he zooms in. Everything checks out ratio wise. You know what I mean? It doesn't seem fake. It looks legit. Yeah. Yeah, it's another weird, interesting thing. This one is just, I think, weird nature. Well, it's another weird interesting thing. This one is just I think a weird nature

Well visiting a national park dubbed Devils punch ball a British woman did something of a double-take When she looked overhead and saw what seemed to be a cube shaped cloud What you've shaped all right. I'm here for a cube shaped cloud. There you go. Let's go. I love a good shaped cloud. Oh I mean, you can't even that's fucking weird. It is a cube shaped cloud. Let's go. I love a good shaped cloud. Oh I mean, that's fucking weird. It is a cube shaped cloud ever seen nope No, this is exactly like the nope And the nope. Yeah, there you go. It is straight up a cute cube shaped cloud She doesn't she pans back and forth, but admittedly it is a 90-degree shaped 90 degree angle. We don't know what the backside looks like She does like she pans back and forth, but admittedly it is a

90 degree shaped 90 degree angle. We don't know what the backside looks like. It looks like it looks like a 3d cube from here Correct. If you look at it from a different angle, it might look different, but that's very true I love a good cloud shape. I love unnecessary base on that video though. I'll tell you that I just have them all muted at this point Next up is Something straight out of Kansas City, what appears to be a partially cloaked UFO, which was inadvertently filmed by a home security system at a residence. Here you go. We now, you know, these are the most trustworthy kinds of cameras out there. This is the Dobby effect.

You can that just looks to me like. This is a time code. Go jump to 17 seconds. What? Yeah. What? This is insane. This is fucking insane. You see cars driving by so it's not like. Yeah, there it goes.

It's like a triangle looking thing. You know, just like the navigator right here. The longer you look at it, it looks like one of the covenant ships from Halo. Yeah. Now they zoom out and you can see it in the background house How big it looked because that was a zoomed in version of it. I mean That's a thing on it also kind of at some angles looks like the The the ship that all of the guys in every Avengers movie get into yeah, whatever that damn things It's legit the queen. Yeah

Yeah, and there it goes. And it disappeared. So it disappears behind the tree. At least it's not like a bug really close. Like it literally disappears behind the tree. Something about it feels like a projection to me. I yes. I kind of get that feeling too. Like it might be a little weird about it. But but I like it. It looks like the navigator or I mean it's weird looking now. It is weird the navigator or it is weird looking now.

It is weird looking. All right. This next one is, you know, take it with a grain of salt in my mind. But this is a fantastic set of photos that circulated on social media back in August, purportedly showing a flying saucer that floated over a city in Mexico. And you're going to see why you take it with a grain of salt. And I, you know, maybe not surprised that coast to coast added to their list. That the really the. Oh, no, that's it. No, that's the picture. You can go down. There's some other pictures.

The picture at the top was the picture. But I'm just going to Twitter Twitter thing below. This one looks like a frizzy. It looks like frizzy hanging from that fucking line right there. Yeah, it looks small. Like it looks very hard to tell. It looks like it's hanging from that fucking line right there yeah it looks small like it's very hard to tell it looks like a plate it looks like a hubcap like it doesn't yeah unlike the previous one for Pakistan this one looks it doesn't look like it has the depth of life it looks like it looks like a close

it looks like a toy almost I agree it definitely looks like a small frizzy that one didn't that one never can didn't convince me But also it's a photo like three more. I don't buy photos. I don't buy anymore pull out your camera phone Take a thing. I'm not doing photos Taking a break from his overnight job to film a storm sweeping across the area a Texas man captured footage of an Inexplicable object that suddenly fell from the sky go on go And I will see if I can find a good timestamp for you Yeah, you go to go to the storm and throw that's cool as hell

15 seconds and watch it as it slowed so you can see it easier Whoa, I mean that is something a meter. It could literally just be a meteor But but even getting if it was meteor, even capturing that is pretty cool. This is like in the in the most general sense. Right. It's unidentified. Yeah. Yeah. Even at the the the article is like, a lot of people say it's a meteor, but what do you think? It's like, I think it's a meteor.

I think that I believe it is a meteor, sir. Exactly. All right. Two more to go. Next up, a particularly puzzling case that of Taiwan featured a pair of floating blue streaks that were joined by a group of orbs which appeared out of thin air and then encircled the anomalies. Okay. I have to, like, this year, we saw so many cool looking ones and none of them have been on this. I'm upset. I know. I think we've seen better ones.

We've seen better ones than this one. Got a nice synth music going with it. This once I'm looking I'm waiting for the point where they get encircled by little orbs. OK, yeah. Yeah. Oh, the beginning, it's kind of happening, right? Yeah, but like you could see them getting circled a little bit later easier. It's kind of faint around it. Can I ask you a question?

Two seconds. Mm hmm. Do you think that's the top and lights? Again, cloud, fog, cloud ahead. Do you think there's a stadium? And those are the lights, the stadium, the top of it. And then the lights around it are the spotlights of a show or the outside of the arena. This one, when it's super cloudy like this,

it's hard for me to say that it's coming in, that it's in the air. Yeah. Cause it looks like lights. It looks like a projection genuinely. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't look like another weird kind of light. It is striking. I mean, it looks great. Like it just, you know, I don't know. The synth is doing half the work on that one. All right. Well, we got one more. This is from Mexico and a remarkable mass sighting in Mexico. Multiple groups of people saw and filmed what seemed to be a slowly rotating disc in the sky.

Oh, I think this one's like legit. I think we talked about this. Yeah, I think we saw this one. I'm trying to remember. This came out in September. Yes, we definitely talked about this. This is one of the ones that was kind of cool actually, like very weird.

Oh yeah. This looks real because we have multiple viewings of it, right? Yeah, there's other angles to it and stuff. There's other things going on. Plus a lot of people seeing it and pointing at it and looking at it. Some people say it was like, it could have been SpaceX Starlink satellites, but we usually lay out. Yeah, exactly.

We've seen those. That doesn't look like that. The thing that's interesting about this and again, I don't know what it is, but nothing that is a Satellite or rocket does what happens at like 109 Cycles through lights. Yeah, it goes like two then two then like that and the angle isn't a reflection on the ground No, and this would be a lot of actors and a lot of visual effects for like multiple drones. Yeah Like now this is a this is like a winner

This is the guy this one was the last one me too me too Honestly, that's it for for our minisodes here in 2022. I think if anything in 2022 as a whole I think this was the year I moved Jesse slightly more toward the alien world, not necessarily a alien world, but I've I've always been. I've just do further to the world of curiosity and asking questions. I love curiosity. I do, too. Thank you guys for supporting the show all year long. This was it's been such a fun time.

We'll be back after the new year with our first episode of 2023. I don't want to spoil what it is, but we'll have a good time boys. Don't you worry. Until then, we'll see you next time. Yeehaw. Bye. Yeehaw. I needed to go to the bathroom so I stepped back inside and after a few moments I hear my wife go, Holy shit, get out here! So I quickly dash back outside, and she's looking up the sky in the hall. I look up too, and there's a perfect line of dozen lights traveling across the sky. වවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවව� you