Chilluminati Podcast - Minisode Compilation: Leaked Docs and Aligned Planets

Episode Date: July 20, 2025

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Everybody I know it's a mini-sode compilation not chaos magic part 2 this should be the last time this happens in a while It's been very chaotic for me on my personal life I want to say thank you to everybody who reached out and sent me well wishes I had a recent loss in the family to my grandfather and then on top of that my mom got in a bit of a car Accident don't worry. My mom is all good It just means I've been flying out back and forth for the past month or two and it's made recording a little bit more Frustrating but everything is all good now and starting next week, we should be back on schedule.

So thank you guys so much for your patience and your understanding, and we'll be back next week. Hello my little Chaluminots and welcome to Minisode 2-13. Welcome to Minnesota to 13. One, two, three, three, two, three, three, three, three, six, three, six, nine. Do you think the mini-sodes will ever catch up? For what? Do you think it's possible that like somehow the mini-sodes will be somehow someday

as many mini-sodes as there are main episodes? If we, I mean, it's gonna take a while the at the rate we miss actual episodes to do like a minisode compilation or whatever yeah that's really the only opportunity they have fair fair so they got a while to go because we're almost at 300 for the main show that's that's something I've never thought about once next year next month is year seven boys I'm not sure. Um that's that's something I've never thought about once. Next month is year

seven, boys. What number what number episode are we on? Really? 7 years we've been doing this? Yeah. February 18th is the first of 2018. We put our first video out. Our first episode out. Uh and we're on the last. We just Cornerfest

part C was episode 282. Wow so we're gonna hit that this year Yeah, and we still haven't solved UFOs. We're getting way closer though. We're getting like so close I just want to say for the record my new favorite meme on the internet when it comes to UAPs and UFOs I know this shit is now people are calling it project blue balls And that's one of the funniest things I've ever heard of my entire life Absolutely agree people are calling it project blue balls and that's one of the funniest things I've ever heard of my entire life. That's so good. I absolutely agree. I love it. It is like, oh we're almost there though.

We're almost there. Almost. Almost. One of my favorite things. One of the biggest, who I would consider one of the biggest grifters in the UFO world, Dr. Steven Greer. Dr. Steven Brewell. Yeah, he has doubled down in that he has said disclosure isosure is happening this week 72 hours 72 hours now Greer is like the creme de la creme

Grifter motherfucker. He is a huge grifter. So if he ends up being right, I'm gonna jump out a window. I Don't think you'll be right. I don't think so either but like he's like I don't think he'll be right. I don't think so either. But like he's like really logic tells us he's not right. The crazy thing is, is this week we got a lot of like really great, uh, I would say sci-fi stuff when it comes to that. But, uh, like you see on Reddit, they were talking about the giant dark mothership in the ocean that's been moving at high speeds, which is amazing. Cause everyone's like, I'm student leak from a while back. Yeah. And it's great. Cause they're like, it's in the ocean. from a while back. Yeah, it's great because they're like, it's in the ocean. It's in

the ocean. I've seen it. It's like, and then all the comments are like, show the video then if you've seen the video, show us the video. Stop talking about it. Show us the evidence. That's so bad. People are tired of it. I'm so glad because

it's like because we're at the point where like it's not only like are we having like big congressional hearings on these things, but they're there We have social media tick-tock this shit spreads faster. So people are like already just like okay. All right I'm done like what if it's happening like where is this shit? I got like Yeah The grift the grift is so strong. I was watching a on our slash UFOs. I was watching a guy who was like, yeah, bro, I saw a sphere

when I was in the military. And I'm like, I don't believe a word you're saying just from jump. I don't believe you. You have no credibility. You're just a dude on a podcast who's like, yeah, I was in the military and I saw one like no, dude Yeah, they have credentials to show that pretty much every like that's everybody these days. Yeah, the orb thing is like I mean that I almost believed it's only because we've seen video of the Mosul urban shit, which is like real

I don't know man, like I'm with like the grifting is like it muddies the waters So so much and a lot some of its intentional like the, on behalf of like other, like when we go into some, I have a big topic coming up that I'm so excited to get into, but it's going to be like the paperwork in the, in the money trail is that leads to the government is there, but it's buried under shell companies that are like, you have to find the old like business records of and where it leads to and shit. that's that shit alone makes you feel insane. And so it's just grifting is so easy in this world in this UFO world fucking annoying. True.

That makes 370 flight is still around evidence. You just have to confirm literally believe. Yes, correct. That's all you have to do. And if you have no scruples, you can get rich doing that shit. Yeah. Nothing the UFO world filled with people getting rich. Yes, correct. That's all you have to do and if you have no scruples, you can get rich doing that shit. Yeah Well, nothing the UFO world's filled with people getting rich That's the other thing is like most of them are not but like blue Elizondo for instance, right? He still works for the government He's still literally on paper working with the government. So like you can't even it's insane. I don't think it's about money, dude

I think it's it's the same reason why a person would start a podcast or you'd like they just want attention. They just have something to say and they want people to pay attention to that's why I started this. That's why we that's why I said I sent three diamond emojis to Mathis. Yeah, exactly. But like I want to like because it's fun to talk about. I'm not sitting here telling you I know the answers and how to because like Dr. group really I don't know I listen to the you and Santel episode I feel like you were telling us the answers Yeah, so tell me has all the answers you weren't listening has the answer

The the career like one of the things he does Is he has like a CE five course will help for a lot of money He'll bring you out into a field and you'll all sit around and like meditate and Invoke orbs and if you see a satellite people talk about like what it's like out there It's like a satellite goes by and you think look it's an orb contact and like I told you and just With Charles Martinet in Norway and it blew my fucking mind That's fucking hilarious. That's such a cool like that's way better story than doing anything with Steven Greer Oh, it's fucking annoying

But yeah, uh go ahead boys. What do you have for stories this week anything? I've got corner fest like when the band is in town and they go play a small gig nearby That's what I've got one of those for you for corner fest because all my all my Mini-so topics during corner fest are rejected corner fest topics Right do you want that now? Sure. Yeah, this is a post from this is a post from non-murder mysteries It's called who is this woman hidden in Shrek? And why is she there? Alright, he goes alright It goes in the first Shrek movie when the far quad mascot runs from Shrek and Donkey and bumps into the gates a moment

I think we all remember from Shrek and Donkey and bumps into the gates. A moment I think we all remember. Definitely. Right. Look at the booth on the right. Inside you can see what looks like a real woman's face attached to the wall, but slightly off, so not like a poster exactly, but just there. A few others have noticed this on some subs like R slash

Shrek and YouTuber Shea Valley has done a video on it where he enhances it. I don't know who spotted it, but in the booth on the left, here we go, I'm gonna give you the screenshot from the movie, there you go, you can see it. I don't know who first spotted it, but in the booth on the left, there's an Easter egg where Zee from Ants, another DreamWorks movie, can be seen on a poster inside.

I guess maybe someone checked out the other booth to see if anything else was hidden and instead found the face, but Zee's face is very well hidden too. Shea Valley says it could be Fiona's voice actress Cameron Diaz, but he hasn't found a matching photo. Others have said it could be the face of one of the animators, or someone the animator knew maybe sneaking it in as a fun joke.

After all, who wouldn't want to be a part of Shrek? Others say it may have been some sort of error or something that wasn't meant to be put in but did. Perhaps the animator is using a photo to test something and forgot to remove it, or it could be a reflection. But I don't know how that would end up as part of the animation. And no, it wasn't just added in. People have checked copies of the movie going far back as VHS tapes, and the face is there. And just to prove that, I actually went back and found another post from three years ago at R. Shrek from The Thick Legend and here's a quote from that post that goes, I own the oldest physical copy of Shrek I think possible.

It is a four-year consideration DVD mailed out to the Academy Awards voters in order to assure they see the film during a period before the official home release. I checked this release tonight and found that the woman has always been in the film, even in 2001. This doesn't mean a ton, but it does mean that it's not a Netflix thing and an edit in this spot didn't happen to the film between 2002 and today. I have attached Photo Proof, another photo from my latest Blu-ray release of the film, and a digitally manipulated screenshot from the film on Voodoo, hoping to show a more

accurate representation of the original photo's scale and color. It's a difficult thing for me to get in high quality. She's behind a window with lots of reflection on it. The film and the low bitrate of anything except for Blu-ray makes for a difficult viewing experience of our mystery lady." And of course, I've got the Imgur. And I'll tell you right now, this is not Cameron Diaz, but I don't know who it is. It looks like a 90s lady.

What? She's kind of floating as a like transparent texture on the wall. And yeah, she's in there. She's in the Shrek. She's the lady in Shrek. Looks like it's just like an Easter egg, probably of somebody that probably worked on the film. I feel like.

Who is this woman hidden in Shrek and why is she there? Let us know on patreon.com slash to illuminati pod or Reddit.com slash to illuminati pod It is I mean like if you watch the scene is so quick. Yeah, I try to see and it's like it is a split second the HD one on the Imgur is like Pretty damn clear. Like I'm sure that that first picture looks very much like the person. This is a phone image taken on a 4K TV, but I think damn that looks fucking good.

Like that's clearly a recognizable person. Yeah. Yeah. It's like pretty high def. All it's going to take is somebody to recognize this person. Yeah. Yeah. It's like pretty high def. All it's gonna take is somebody to recognize this person. So I mean, I think it's along the same lines as that dude who put the penis in Little Mermaid. Yeah. It's like somebody's wife or something, right? Like writing Sex in the Clouds, sneaking it in whatever Lion King. Yeah, I don't know. But yeah, I didn't put it in because

it's like not that big of a mystery. It's like almost definitely just like an animator put it in but we don't know what it is and it's there and it's something I'd like to know the answer to fascinating. Who's this woman in Shrek? And why is she there? By the way Shrek 5 coming 2026 Go ahead Jesse, why don't you go next? That's like straight out of back to the future too when the jaws comes and bites him And it's like jaws five or whatever. That's exactly what that feels like Shrek five. I don't know here's the thing I watched puss in boot. Oh, it was good. Oh Damnit. Oh, I'm back

We're back. Oh, we're back. No, I hear you and see you we're good. Puss in boots was good I can't see you. We're good. Puss in Boots was good. Puss in Boots was great at the end. Puss in Boots was an anime, dude. That movie was like, didn't deserve to be as good as it was. It was like Spider-Man. Honestly? Very well done.

Anyway, hey everyone. Speaking of looking up at the sky at night. Hey. On February 28th, 2025, all seven of our other planets. And when I say seven, I'm upset by that. I want to say eight, but whatever. Here we are in this hell future. We're all seven of the other planets will align in the sky.

And it'll be some sort of like not one of those in the movies where it's like, and then we will open the portal to hell where it all lines up straight like this. Like, you know, it's literally kind of like an arc in the sky. Like the all the one in the sky. Yeah. A solar system, like a solar system puzzle or like a diagram in a classroom or something. Yeah. So, um, I guess it's going to be sort of East, South East and its orientation. Uh, apparently there's a small version of it that happens January 21st. That six of the seven will appear in the sky at once. That's Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, Venus, and Saturn.

The only exception being Mercury. And, uh, yeah, I guess they're all coming around on the same side of the sun. And it happens every so often, but this is one of those things where we can finally see the alignment. Again, no, it is not. They're all in a straight line and it opens a portal to hell. It is. Oh, oh, my bad.

The, uh, 21st of January is the South, Southeast. Uh, in February, February 28th, all of them will be south, south, west into west. Um, and if you want to see all the planets rise, uh, into the sky, the way you can do that is this very helpful graphic. I probably we should link this in notes if we can. But if you want to look exactly where it's at, that gives you the exact way to see it. Science alert dot car.

I've been there observing one hour. Exactly the magnitude and the visibility and the constellation around it. Very cool stuff. Anywhere in the Northern hemisphere. Really? That's cool. Yep. Also sky tonight, they, they promote that as an app to get more information on where you can find it. But yeah, very

cool stuff. I love the idea of being able to see all the planets, a lot of them just by your eyes. I'm very interested in people are going to be like they're in the sky. I saw them the drones. They were coming up.

Who is this planet in sky and why is she there? Yeah, that's why I could see orange light in the sky. It's Mars, you idiot. OK, so we have a little taste coming up here in next Tuesday. I want a taste. In February, all of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty cool.

Speaking of, so I got a little mystery here, a little follow up mystery on one of Alex's cornerfest mysteries. Oh, okay. We talked about the LVSS and all that stuff. Did you know there's a subreddit that's still active with them? It's called, I stumbled across this, I'm going to link it to you. Instead of it being LVSS support or whatever it is, it's now LVSS support. And they've been active for approximately eight months

not new been happening for a while and you can go all the way back and Whatever it is is still going on. I Didn't know LVSS Larry old factory ethics. Yep It's still going on. I hate this place. Hate it. Yeah. Not a fan. My cat is fighting. I have to step away. Oh my God. Not a fan. This place sucks. Oh my God. Yeah. No. Oh my God. Don't like it. Oh, the further I scroll, the worse. Yeah, the further you go, it gets way worse. Oh god the cheeto. Oh Everything I must stress

Sometimes I feel like the internet was a was a mistake like we just let people who are not ready for prime time have access to some people yeah Asian tools and I just Yeah, this is just it's just fucking it's just fucking weird. Yeah, it's still bizarre so I dove in there a little bit. I hated pretty much everything I saw I don't really understand anymore But it's still just weirdness happening is like weird pictures and get like kind of gross like a nasty growth toilet in there

It's just I don't understand was like eggs's just, I don't understand. Was it like eggs with teeth? Like I don't fucking know what's going on. The comments on the community highlighted pin post are so weird. Oh, I didn't even look. I gotta go up. She will be here soon. There's like, it feels culty, man.

It's weird. It does, yeah. A smile spreads, we rise. So there you go. They'rey man. It's weird. It does yeah a smile spreads. We rise. Yeah, so there you go They're still around it keeps going LVSS. I like that. Yeah, you find that yourself. Yeah. Yes, I did because I had It was I was one of the users that from the old one that was still active And I saw them they had posted in this I'm like wait What the fuck is this as it is a whole ass fucking thing There's a whole they're still going for about eight months

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I brought Jess up here just to confirm the light is gone. What I thought I was seeing was actually just the star we were using to compare it to prior. It's gone. Just not out there. It's OK. So it's not back. It didn't come back. I thought it was, but it was not. You got to understand something right now. I want to tell you about this mini-sode.

People who are not patrons are not going to get closure on this saga for like 15 years. That's true. I love that. If closure ever happens. I love that. We're not looking for disclosure. Just closure. Yeah, just closure at this point.

At this point, I just want closure. Right. Let me take the reins to start then, speaking of disclosure, because I need to talk about and laugh about The giant News Nation fucking thing that people for some reason. Oh you mean egg egg We need to talk about egg dude, by the way Was it you or was the mods that removed my amazing post? Oh someone else. I didn't I didn't remove anything I thought your post was still up there actually

You go check what what I can't remove anything. I thought your post was still up there actually. Let me go check. What? What? I can't see it. Jesse made no. Yeah, there is alt angle UAP. It's just further down because there are a bunch more posts after you. Oh, I couldn't find it. Yeah. My favorite. It's my favorite troll post. I'm so happy to give people like a brief as to what's about what this is because it was nowhere other than News Nation. Rightfully so. Ross Colthart, a journalist from News Nation, had been building up and took it to his credit alongside a lot of UFO talking heads that he on Saturday was going to have an interview with a first hand whistleblower, meaning somebody who was involved with the UAP retrieval and have footage of this

retrieval or at least that was the implication. Come is going to be is going to come out Saturday night at eight 30, you know, right when all world changing events should be announced. So through this, the UFO community on Reddit, like hype themselves up. They bought every fucking word. Steven Greer was like 72 hours until disclosure. Right then. That should have told you this is a grift. Greer is a grifter, more like so bad. So it happens.

The interview takes place and he has the credentials. He has the much like crush in that he has higher ups that vouch for him that are like trust. He seems like a real guy is what you're saying. Yeah. And he talks about how he had he was part of a craft retrieval for this egg shaped UFO that they had to go get. And he has, you know, he explains what he saw. And of course, he goes into the woo part of it almost immediately. As he said, he felt this like

Feminine divine energy that was like coming from the egg and it made him feel love and all this other weird shit And then they show footage of this egg That is from the perspective of a camera underneath the helicopter you see this dangling cord and underneath this Just just looks like an egg Being cradled by like this tarp mechanism. And you see for about eight seconds, you see the part where it gets lowered onto the ground, the egg kind of just rolls a bit. And that's kind of like the footage. And if you're thinking, well, there must be more to it than what you described. No, that's pretty much exactly it. There's nothing on the ground to compare its size to. The only thing you can do is try to look at the wire, the cord

and how far down it goes and how tiny it gets to indicate how far that cord is going. And it does look like it goes a good distance. Supposing the helicopter is 150 feet up, but there's nothing to compare to. And that's it. It's eight seconds of night vision footage, which I called immediately. I was like, it's going to be night vision footage.

What is everybody getting excited about? And as it happens, which I called immediately. I was like, it's going to be night vision footage. What is everybody getting excited about? And as it happens, you show the footage. It makes everybody who thought this was going to be this huge thing look like an idiot properly. So is it curious footage? Yes, it's interesting, right? Like it's clearly a phone recording of a monitor of like this footage.

And there's I guess some some indication that it might be big due to its size in relation to how far down it's supposed to be going. But there's again, there's nothing there to compare it to. It's worse off. Yeah. Hart did us did a dirty and I fully put on his shoulders for doing this. The whistleblower that he was interviewing isn't even the one that the footage came from. His footage, Cole Hart said, came from an anonymous source that he knows, that he knows, but he refuses to reveal

due to their own security because they're still in the program. This sucks, man. Like, this one, this one. The whole time he's insinuating that it comes from Jake. Jake Barber, the guy's interviewing and it's not. It comes from somebody nobody knows. I just had to go look at the footage again.

Luel Elizondo is like, shame on the UFO community for tearing us apart. You dumb fucks, what do you talk? And that's where I'm like, I don't know. You're all grifters at this point to me. Every single one of you. This is like, this feels like they ran out of road. But the other part of the fun conspiracy part of me is like,

if you were in the, you know, the intelligence community and you wanted to muddy the waters, this is how you would do it. You would get somebody who's like has credentials and then you just give them footage of this. Like it's ridiculous, but it's so insane. And I was having such a good time that night watching the community fucking implode on They're still going nuts. It's like what I was a fortune leakers now. There's fortune leakers of eggs

What another piece of video footage that again is kind of curious and then shit that's so clearly Like a LARP and like made up and AI and all this other shit and if you're gonna talk about Jesse, please take the reins because in the real occasion, you and I were on the same team on this one. This is hilarious. Posting AI egg images. One guy did like an enhancement and he's like, the background just looks like a video game. It doesn't. It looks like you go on the ground.

It looks like a wall in a game. Yeah. Like, but anyway, one of the posts there was nothing nothing on the egg It was completely featureless, but the image he has has like Egyptian hieroglyphics on it Just like stop stop the guy who posted it contradicted himself immediately Yeah, and and of course immediately moving on because then now we are getting posts on the UFO subreddit that are like the age of disclosure is the most relevant.

Tori credible, historic document, uh, documentary ever made about the UAP non-human intelligent life, the government's involvement, bipartisan disclosure, right? And everyone's like, it's going to change the world. This is a game changer. This is like, and then six hours ago, they post it's going to change the world. This is a game changer. This is like. And then six hours ago, they post a clip from it from the trailer. And it's like, this is real.

I know. And all I want to do is I just want to read. This is why the UFO community doesn't take it seriously, too. And I was like, truly, truly, truly. I do believe there are disinfo agents in there, do muddying the waters, because there is like, again, I don't even think is like again, I don't think they need them anymore Yeah, I genuinely don't they fucking feed on themselves at this point. They really do the community just doesn't themselves This is why I wanted to bring this up and this was my topic today on the UFO subreddit Atwood enterprise just flat-out

Absolutely asked the question. I think everyone I want to know your two answers. They write, let's be honest the UFO community loves a good mystery, but we're sabotaging our credibility in the process. Every time a new grainy photo, unverified whistleblower or fantastical claim comes out, the community jumps on it like it's the holy grail. Meanwhile, the public, scientists and policymakers roll their eyes and move on. Are we too obsessed with chasing fantasy to focus on serious evidence and verifiable data? If we keep amplifying every wild claim without skepticism, how are we supposed to convince anyone? This is more than a conspiracy sub.

Do we want to find truth or are we just here for entertainment? That is the question I pose to you. I fully agree. I guess they absolutely have lost themselves in the fantasy of it. What's fact on paper? The paper trails that is interesting enough to say something weird is going on. Then dive into this to buy the hieroglyphics, to buy into the fantasy. It becomes almost religious to like to some of these people. And that's the issue.

And I don't want to shit on religions in that way. This is beyond UFOs. This is what you're describing right now is what's happening in all information communication Information communication because because the the goalposts have changed to be like engaging and rewarding you for Insincere engagement just as much as sincere engagement I do want to get to go to the defense of the UFO community on this small point Is that it is cold heart and everything fault for building it led the way it was to say it was going to be the point

Of change they literally were bit billing this thing to be a game changer, which immediately told me it wasn't going to be super ashamed eyeballs. So yeah, they got built up to something and they edged themselves to fucking death. And when there was no final like reveal, and it was just another interesting video that if he just reported it as such would have been much more accepted in the community as something. But that's not the point. And then these whistleblowers come out on 4chan where anybody can say anything at any point and they dive into that shit even more intensely than they dive into the weird video that we got on the Moon's Nation.

Unfortunately for anyone who wants to get into this space, Oh, yeah. is there is a solid MO and trajectory every single time. The biggest problem, though, unfortunately for anyone who wants to get into this space, is there is a solid MO and trajectory every single time. And you can look it up, it happens all the time, and it will continue to happen this way until an alien lands on a doorstep. Straight up, this is the way it is. It's, I heard something from someone. I'm going to interview someone about that thing that I heard. Here's paperwork verifying the thing that I heard that thing. We have evidence. It really happened. Oh, you want the evidence?

Well, I can't. All right. I'll look into the evidence. All right. Here's the game changing evidence that you're going to see. And then whatever they produce is bullshitting every time. And it's, and it's that thing where it makes every time anyone says, I have evidence. Now, all I hear is, okay, you're just trying to like stir up, you know, go see my new documentary

or go do this. Like it isn't, there's nothing good that comes out of the long drawn out, like here's the thing. It's, it to me feels the exact same way as when all those people who were in the original Trump White House were like, oh, bad shit was happening there. Learn all about my new book. Yeah, fuck off. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Same vibe. We're just everyone trying to sell everything. If it was real, you would shut it from the rooftops. It was right. If anything weird happens to me, I'm not writing a book about it.

I'm telling you right now. I will probably tweet about it the night it happens and then talk about it for free. I run into the streets and be like, don't you see? Yeah. You guys ever think like, do you guys ever think like what if everything like even like news even like discussion of reality is going to have to choose what like cinematic universe it's in in the future. I don't want to. You know what? I know where you're at. I don't want to go there with you. Yeah. Isn't that a bummer? Isn't that weird? It is. It is true. They do themselves such a disservice because what's out there and verifiable and the stuff that's like, you know, what the ARO says to

the public, but then the private report you get to see after like a couple of years in a bunch of redactions through FOIA is completely different than what you're told. And that's the shit that's like you should need to grab onto. But people are just they want it now. They want listen, I read a comment that I think I fully agree with if or when disclosure happens, they are going to tease it. They're not going to tease you about like disclosures happening Friday at 7 p.m. EST. It ain't going to happen like that. It's just going to one day somebody's going to get on TV and say something.

And until that moment that there is no disclosure doesn't matter bits and pieces of information that you can follow to come to a conclusion that something weird is going on. Yes, but that's it. That's where it ends. And that's 4chan posters as interesting and as some of them might be are as reliable as like me telling you that I am a genetic scientist because I can prompt AI if I want to Create a post that sounds like somebody who knows genetic science and then just copy paste questions and that's it That's a little trick. It'll trick most people in old'll trick most people. It'll trick more people than you.

Like, it's ridiculous. It's that easy. So like, follow the money, do the boring research into government release paperwork. That's where you're going to find the most reliable information. And that would be a great, like skeptical, like a production that I think would be like really funny, like, like,

I feel like there could be like, some kind of like, wealthy patron behind that would be really like good for all UFO everything is if there was like a production company that just made like an alternate universe UFO reality, where there's like figures like Elizondo and all those other people like that. But it's all just fake and fictional and like ascribed to like a different mythology. And they like make fake evidence and stuff that kind of like mirrors all the real evidence that's out there just to show how easy it is to make exactly the same thing.

You know what I mean? I feel like people would watch it. Like an AI image generator. You just tweak and you tweak and you tweak the prompt. You'll eventually get what you want. Yeah, so insane. Yeah, it sucks. But that's just how you have to treat it. So like, do I believe he got this footage from somebody that he claims he trusts us? Yeah. Is the footage curious? Yeah, but that's it. Does it look like somebody trying to suck up a water balloon through

a straw in a ball arena? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it does. It looks like it looks like somebody trying to vacuum something up off the seafloor is what it looks like. Yeah, it's weird as shit. Yeah. All right. Take us out of here, Alex. What's your topic? I got something great for you guys today. As you know, this is the last mini-sode of Cornerfest 25 month and every mini-sode in Cornerfest I did a Cornerfest style mystery that was not even good enough to make it into Cornerfest.

So I mean fantastic. This is really me going like everything is gone. This is the last one. You know I love our non-murder mysteries. A very great subreddit. Yeah, this one was one that I found from the user Unacceptable Use that said, how did this unreleased demo of a song end up in an obscure flash game in the late 2000s?

And basically what happens is this person came across a post of their that like sparked their interest at one point a while ago And there was this game called five daughters mom Which is exactly the type of game that it sounds like the post that they found What is that? What does that sound like? Yeah, like one of those one of those games. That's like got one of those ads You know Yeah, here's you can you can see the link to the gameplay right here. You can describe it One of those games that's like got one of those ads, you know? You can see the link to the gameplay right here. You can describe it.

But the post where they're asking what song this is is gone. But this is the game they were talking about. Oh boy. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That kind of game. It's one of those games that's just like... Like an old Flash game. Like the type of game that gets marketed to your kid, but you never see the commercial yourself.

Sure. Yeah. Anyway, found the lyrics in the song, this user, searched them, found an artist who is now out of the industry who's called Christine Lee. And the song is supposedly written by somebody called Laura Monaco. So this person contacts Laura Monaco. Laura Monaco says she wrote it while she was a student

and that the recording in the game is actually her singing, but that she never gave anyone permission to use this recording, has no idea how this recording could have gotten somebody's hands. She has no idea any of it. She didn't have any more information at all that this person could go off of and was very, very confused and frustrated by everything. So this Redditor then also contacts the company that gets the Christine Lee version of the song, which is actually not a Christine Lee version of the song. It's actually Laura Monaco singing, right? And they say they bought it through something called rocketsongs.com and Five Daughters Mom was on dressupmix.com and a bunch of other sites in the late 2000s

and the website was owned by a company called Games Banner Network that barely exists anymore. And there's a lot of other companies that are called Games Banner Network. And it's just weird. It's a weird situation. I tried to look into it. I couldn't really find anything deep into it. But I just thought it was so interesting. Like the seeds of a really good episode of Reply All or something is here. I feel like it's only from a couple of months ago, but I just didn't have the the ability to like do this on my own without too much work. And so I just couldn't fit it in. But I would still love to like figure it out someday.

I think it's really an interest. I bet you the story is interesting. So there you go. Weird ass game. Five Daughters Mom, like one of those flash games where you like drag shit around. You know what I'm talking about. I remember that era. Yeah. Yeah.

Looks like shit. But that's my little mystery. Corner Fest is finally done. How about that? Your little vacation from topics because it's in my hands now. Yeah. I mean, it seems like a good time. I'm ready for it. I'm ready. I'm like genuinely just hype. I'm also going to. I'm ready. I'm like genuinely just hype tomorrow.

I mean, tomorrow next week is going to be fun. Tomorrow is going to be fun, too. But it has nothing to do with Shaluminati. Exactly. I'm having a good ass day on my own. Have a good rest of your evening. Good evening. Well, you boys have a good rest of your evening.

Everybody else have a good rest of your week. We'll be back next week with another mini. So we appreciate it. We love you. Goodbye. Bye bye. Welcome back to Miniso 215. How you doing boys? I'm doing pretty good to be honest. I feel alright. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean like I do know. I'm I'm curious what you brought for us today. Like you got anything good? So, the whole month I've been bringing uh the whole the whole month I've been bringing rejected corner so corner fest episode. Yeah. Yeah. Things. So, I'm out of that now. And I I've brought you something from the Latin Times from December which I thought was crazy. The Latin Times. I love that. Um so, this reputable site. This is crazy. So, this

guy in India um collapsed at home. He's feeling dizzy and he and fainted after he took a bath. According to the Hindustan Times, he went to a hospital and he like died at that hospital. And the doctors were like so fucked up about it. And they were giving him an autopsy. And in his throat, when they started doing the autopsy, they found a 20 centimeter long living chick that had obstructed his airway and food passages and causing it caused asphyxiation. This was a guy, the guy who the guy who did this was

called Dr. Bag. And he said he has performed 15,000 autopsies. And he never has once seen anything like this. Apparently, this guy had been talking to like, something called tantric or a cultist type person, because they were having infertility issues and the the the prevailing theory is that he he did a fertility ritual that was supposed to help him get kids that involved swallowing a live bird but when he did that the bird apparently did not die and then started to crawl its way back out of his body and killed the man. Well, fuck, you know what? That's a weird karma in a weird way, you know, isn't that like the craziest thing

you've heard in a while? Yeah, it's nuts. I don't. They found a living bird in the autopsy. It's a living bird. What they do with it. I don't know. They introduced him to a wildlife sanctuary for fucked up birds forever. Traumatized. Yeah, honestly, that bird been through some stuff. That bird does not want to watch the movie Alien. No, no, no. One time, Kelly, when she was she was vacuuming up, she used to work in a pet store and she was vacuuming up a like bird cage and then she accidentally sucked up one of the birds for

a second and the bird just like like went into the vacuum cleaner and he was fine he was just like oh shit because it was like you know one of those ones with the drum so it didn't really like it didn't really like go anywhere just kind of it didn't like go to like blades or something he just like ended up in a trash can elsewhere after going down the tube. And he he was fine. But I don't know, birds are pretty resilient little things that you can crush between your fingers. You know, they're really an interesting creature. Hmm.

Jesse, a palate cleanser, please. You want to talk about the drones? No, I'm going to talk about something that I think is just another example of don't believe the internet. Don't believe the mystery. Usually it's much, much simpler than it actually is. So I will not be going to the Latin times. I'll be going to the LA times. And I will be using good old fashioned detective work on the, on the ground people. So if you follow Reddit or in this case, I guess the LA times follows Reddit. Um, there is a big mystery afoot revolving this image here in

L.A. Please describe it. Someone writing help pretty much everywhere. I dude, I have been looking at this and it's very close to us. Yes. Yeah. I know exactly where this is. I'm not going to like say where it is exactly, but you can you could drive there and look. I don't know if I want to get involved.

I'm sure somebody has. I think so. I just thought we actually have answers. Yeah, I thought it was either somebody just writing help because fuck. Everything's fucked and not they don't need help at all. They just want to write it. It says traffic. It says traffic. Oh, humano. You see that part.

Where is this 525? And then also guess that's probably not real because the help in the bottom left almost looks like it's like, you know, it's a little, it's there. No, I mean, so, yeah, yeah. Eagle eyed Google Earth users shared their social media screenshot this past week with help etched everywhere on the ground and a vacant lot in Los Angeles and yeah it became a mystery people are trying to check it out everyone's like what's

going on there? And it's not just one help sign it is many many many you can even see that the human trafficking, prompted the local police to actually go check it out upon arrival. Officers conducted a thorough investigation, found no evidence of quenom activity and no threat in the area. Although the police did say the photos from 2023, the photo you're looking at some 2023, they sent a chopter and Katie LA sent a chopter chopter. That lets you go with it. And, um, it's the chopter chopter, a copter. That lets you go with it.

And it's the chopter copter dude. And they discovered those signs are still there. Help is still written everywhere. Yeah. I saw it on the 20, 25 Google maps. Like it's there weird. And so, uh, came to get the bottom of this. People went down there and they did what we were like, should we do that? They just went and did it. I had the feeling, yeah. And they spoke to the homeless people that populate the area and all of them were like,

that's this dude, Jose, he's been doing that for years. And when they talked to the police, the police said, yeah, we know that's Jose. Jose has been doing that for years. He has some sort of mental health issues, they don't know cause he's refused to accept housing or mental health evaluations. So yeah, they said there's no evidence of human trafficking and it's been there for years. It's just the thing that this dude does. And cool.

I found that while thinking about our episode on a crop circles and I keep thinking it's a thing people. I agree. People definitely do it. All right. I'm going to take the rest of this first. Let's just talk about the drone thing. It's really not even a thing. Trump said, dude, so basically he was like, everybody's like, he's going to finally tell us. And then he didn't tell for like four days and then his press secretary said it

was like FAA regulating. That was it. Even though that does not match. No sense. And it's just like, and it's just like, OK, that just makes things even fucking weirder because the drone sightings are still happening right now. Everyone who like has any vested interest in like what the fuck he's talking about. Right. Right. Like Artie knows that's a bullshit answer for sure.

But it literally makes no sense. Biden refused to say, but Trump was fine saying they were doing research. Don't worry about it. Yeah, whatever. So that's how you know, there's not much more than that. But a couple of other UFO things happen this week as well that make me that make this is the part that makes you sound crazy, too, just like that, that you know with the drone thing uh eight days ago uh somebody released simply saying hey i somebody i know in the jw ics got a copy of this and sent it to me it's like a

leaked document looks like it's from the aero that is a final report before Sean Kirkpatrick left and we know publicly the report we got from him was like it's nothing it's mostly just like airplanes or its weather phenomena you're all freaking out over nothing and he basically just said like you know giant middle finger this document however says the exact opposite to to them saying hey there's weird shit in the air here's what we need to study it properly because we don't know they're exhibiting. We don't know what it is We don't exhibiting whatever but it so it came out Under it's unredacted which is wild. So this doubt immediately was cast on it, especially for me, too

I'm like, I don't know like this It's it's a screenshot of a document or whatever. So not a huge I read it. It was interesting Not much really tickled me then. Then three days after that, uh, green street, uh, who was one of the guys on, um, on, uh, Texas black vault guy who does four year requests and all that stuff. He directly, he got a hold of this thing cause he saw it on Reddit and he just asked Sean Kirkpatrick on Twitter, like, Hey, is this real? And Sean Kirkpatrick replied Twitter, like, Hey, is this real? And Sean Kirkpatrick replied says,

yep, that seems to be an unredacted copy of something that I gave to Intel committees before leaving. It's not classified, but it's unclassified, but restricted, meaning it is not to be released to the public. And only those who need to see it should see it, which is like a level of security I didn't even know existed. But I'm going to give you a link to the document images itself, but I'll go over just it's 11 pages long. It's for you can see the date on it. It's May 15th, 2023, the final report.

It's got I'll go over just like I said, I'll give you a summary of basically what this is all saying. But is this just the cover? No, it's in pages you should be able to click through. Oh, no, this is just Oh, really? Oh, shit. Oh, hang on my bad. Oh, you know what you just gave me a link to the one but I can see it on the post. Oh, go to the direct post. I'm sorry. Yeah, I just gave you I'm dumb. I gave you a screenshot essentially so that yeah, that's uh, so that's real and It was confirmed to be real which is again infuriating because like he just says it on Twitter So does it like no one's really gonna fucking see except for the UFO community who like follows this thing and basically What this does is it breaks down? What they need to study it properly, how they're going to frame each of anomalous thing, where they're going to the materials to be studied are kept specifically naming the Oakland Department of Energy location

as to where they would keep it, which is crazy to me that that that's like it was just like confirmed in that paper that the Department the department does seem to just be Fucking file it's all it is. It's all it is which is insane Yeah, I'm gonna find the page that they talk about where oh yeah right here. It's on page five materials exploitation and evaluation with respect to discovered materials the Department of Energy Oak Ridge National Laboratory evaluation with respect to discovered materials, the department of energy Oak Ridge national laboratory, O R N L will lead all investigative material characterization as ARO's lead science laboratory,

O R N L will conduct extent, extinctive evaluation and characterization of discovered material to identify compound and origin of material by using isotropic analysis. Like just naming where the department of energy just involved, they name drop like every intelligence department you can think of from the CIA to the DOD to the FBI is all named in here.

They talk about government R&D laboratories that they would use. Like how they would classify certain things. They see a pattern of intelligence is one thing that they said they're specifically looking for. Are these things acting with intelligence? The ones that are characterized that they literally can't explain,

they move in ways that their sensors and physics don't understand. They talk about sensor calibration. ARO, Lead Science Laboratory. Yes, this shit is the private report while the public literally got a report. And it's not classified to be clear. It's not classified.

No, it's restricted, non-classified, which means it's not supposed to be for public. Yeah, for contractors and federal. Literally, only the people who are dealing with it should see it. That's all it's supposed to be. So it's a, yeah, yeah. So that it was confirmed. Yeah, he goes, that appears to be the original science plan. It wasn't released because while not classified, it's called controlled unclassified information,

which is not, he says specifically, which is not releasable to the public. He gave us a separate public report that says the opposite of all this shit. That's like, it's not really a big deal. None of this is like anything. It can be explained by airplanes or experimental aircraft and whatever. And that was it. Meanwhile, this is the, this is the private report. He gave the intelligence committees further fueling that whole, like conspiracy angle of just like what they're doing on the back end is just not what they're providing the public. When that was the whole,

it's like project blue book all over again, except the public version of Project Blue Book. That's just how it feels. It's crazy. So this comes out. And then a few days later, a well-known AeroTech guy in the industry called AeroTech Space on Twitter or average Chris recently said in like a podcast interview just days ago That he is an active Department of Defense intelligence employee So like all he does on Twitter his whole thing is he debunks all UFO things and he try a like explains them away Constantly and he says just an aerospace guy and it just came out that he's like a DOD intelligence employee So both these things kind of just slipped through the cracks, you know, this private report will never hit main No one will see this other than the people who are genuinely interested, but like it'll never hit mainstream media

It'll not be talked about like anywhere outside of UFO circles and just kind of like it's wild It's wild there is actual private report that was given to intelligence committees at the same time that we got a public report that said the opposite. So I don't know. It's fascinating. It's funny. There's somebody at the bottom of the post who's like, I hope you lose your clearance and go to jail for this. And he's like, why would you want that? It's not my clearance. And he's like, you know, that's stuff that you're not supposed to read. You know,

it's not supposed to be posted on Reddit. Yeah, yeah. They're like, you know, they're like they're like democracy dies in darkness. Yeah, you lie. Yeah. The whole point is you lied to us, dude. It's a whole fuck. You like literally make the point by saying that you literally lied to us and told us it's nothing, which just makes us all look crazy and just makes it feel like it's an active attempt to keep this shit quiet. Crazy. Which just it's not because it works. Everybody I hate when people say like, it's an active attempt to keep this shit quiet. Crazy. Which just, it's nuts, cause it works.

Everybody, I hate when people say like, it's just a distraction, because it's not distracting anybody but the people that are already into the UFO world. Any normie out there you walk up to and ask about this shit, they're not gonna know an ounce of what you're saying and you're gonna sound crazy.

It's just how it is. Yeah. So weird, it's just wild, man. It's just wild that this. Yeah. So weird. It's just wild, man. It's just wild. This is pops out. It's confirmed. You just like, okay, well now like what do you do? You can't really do anything with it, right? You can't, but it's more confirmation that this shit, something is happening. Eh, whatever. But uh, yeah, that's it. That's all I got. I get to air my more UFO frustrations on my pretty good. That's a pretty, I'll say this

is a pretty solid. This is what I would consider a big one. Like this is a, they name shit that people have speculated forever of like locations and laboratories and people I'm like, that's crazy that we actually have. I just, why I didn't think it was real. I'm like, it doesn't make any sense. It wouldn't be real like this.

This is, we would get a redacted one. No, it's real. Holy shit. We got a full fledged unredacted 11 page document I've never seen one I've never seen one confirmed should I say and never seen confirmed one that is Said to be that by the people who classify this over two years after the fact. Yeah, it's fucking nuts Okay on that leave you with that tantalizing nugget everybody go look it up I'll try to leave it in the mini so notes and on patreon for everybody, but I appreciate you

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