Chilluminati Podcast - Rotten Popcorn Episode 3 - Ghost Adventures 2004 Documentary

Episode Date: October 5, 2022

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As always, I'm one of your hosts, Mike, joined by Jesse and Alex. Hello, boys. Trademark pending. Yeah, trademark pending. I don't want anybody to rip off this idea. Right, no. Yeah, Chilt Tracks is a goldmine of an idea

and it's gonna be bigger than even Chilluminati. You're saying you might pursue legal action if there's somebody out there who has a similar name to Chilt Tracks. Yeah, if they get anywhere close, I'm gonna throw the book at them. You know what? That's fair.

That makes sense. I wouldn't put it past any brand to do that if they encountered such a thing. Last month is my suggestion. This month, Alex has guided us to, I think, something that deserves to be watched. We are watching the original 2004 Ghost Adventures, the documentary.

This is the story that he paraphrases. Zach Bagans, at the beginning of every episode of the show, Ghost Adventures, the story that convinced him that ghosts are real happened in this documentary that they made. This was like their big break. It's like a total, like, dumbass college bros in college making a film type dude's situation going on.

I can't wait to watch this. I've never seen this. Yeah, I actually haven't seen it either, surprisingly. I was a big Ghost Hunters fan, Ghost Adventures, not TAPS, right? Yeah, I was a TAPS boy. They were my, you know, they came from my home state of Rhode Island,

so I had bias leaning in their particular direction. Do you watch like Ghost Shows, Jesse? No. Not even like in the same way that some people watch like Real Housewives? No, I mean, long ago, I'm very influenced by the people that I date. So I have in the past dated people who are super into them

and I sat through them and said, not a damn thing, but now that I don't have anyone in my life except for you two, I don't do any of that. No, I love that. I love that for you, sort of. Not really. All right, so well, check this out.

So we're gonna watch this movie. There is a wrinkle, however, which is that this movie is extremely difficult to get your hands on. You need to have a DVD player and actually order it from Amazon directly. And I don't know how many there are in stock. It doesn't seem like it's a lot, right?

Yeah, I don't think there's probably a huge stockpile of them on Amazon, you know? Yeah, I heard there's a rights issue out there, so I don't know. But luckily, we were able to snag ourselves a copy of it and unofficially, I am not encouraging you to do anything specific, but if there were some sort of

version of this available online, some kind punk rock soul, put themselves out there to make it available without you having to purchase physical inventory from one of the most insidious websites on earth, you know, maybe that's what you could do. I don't know. I haven't heard anything about anything like that.

I would imagine they already have, if they're this far into the actual audio track. I mean, I think this is gonna be good listening, even without the movie, but, but, but, but... We got a preview of the first like 10 seconds and Jesse was like, you have to stop playing this. The intro's already too much for me. Okay, okay.

Well, without any further ado, I've got the thing queued up. You guys can still see it, right? Yep, can still see it. We're watching it together. Count us down when you're ready. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, play. Already very heavy-handed.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh boy. This is just gonna justify my hatred for this man. The echo, the echo. Why would you put an echo on that word? This deadass is like one of those Edge Lordy YouTube channels. It really is the ones that still get millions of views though.

Yeah. Oh shit, he's got super speed. It's called sleep paralysis, dude. This looks like it's gonna be a jackass stunt. Hey, I'm Zach Baggins and this is the ghost on my nuts attempt. That guy's like, I'm just trying to do my job, man. He's like, whatever, put that fucking camera away.

What is this? I Don't know why that was the shot. I just don't know why roadkill was this shot for that one filler Oh, dude pull over pull over trust me trust me trust me pull over pull over pull over trust me Oh my god, what are you talking about? To editing is insane God look at those spiked tips Oh

Oh Are we supposed to be reading yeah, I think it's plenty of ghosts Including Elvis Presley and Bugs Bunny He just used like a quote from an article in a video just dead-ass and it's not in there wow That just sat there for a long time Ghosts it had ghosts to offer Oh shit for real production This is what got him a TV show this is literally got him up to we're at season 25 right now of his show. I can't I

Can't believe this is what got him a show mostly because I'm mad that I didn't do it first This music sounds like the fucking piano for Mario 64. It makes me want to like actually like kill you guys and kill myself Oh You should probably listen to the fucking soundtrack Oh shit, oh wow Are the titles tracked to their faces What is going on there titles are jiggling a little too much and they're like tracked in 3d Is she talking into a karaoke machine

What's going on here they say you see her ghosts in the night You can rent a room baby the price is right Ghost adventures You Wouldn't want to be fact-checked on the spot Don't want to bring it up in front of the person who probably knows what happened Oh He just repeated the same

Yeah, yeah, you got the story with the man voice this time and then he said it again But like extra sexy he's way more fit than me, but I dressed exactly like him in high school. Oh Shit all the fan What is going on with these titles? Is it supposed to be shaky because it's like spooky that's what I'm thinking What Bathtub Zach See smoking a fucking doobie

In the bed dude, what are you doing get that out of the bed? Why are you guys sleeping with a fucking cigarette? Did I just imagine that I think he did I think you might have Definitely was a little flashlight That was insane I Little girls walking these same I have not seen a more 2004 man than I did right there for the hottest minute This looks exactly like what I would do if I went into a Chipotle in college exact outfit

What the fuck Nick's gonna sleep with the dead lady to So You're just like I'm just gonna go find a crazy person and just follow it through follow the entire just everything that they say I'm just gonna say yes to it What is this weird first-person shot The funny thing is it's Pretty much unchanged from how the show is like the show has not improved this Style very much at all why and reinvent the wheel man

Maybe like a slightly better camera like a little bit more Camera in his hand would probably be framed center of the frame now instead of off to the land So there's that shot of him sleeping the camera like there's a lot of stage shots. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah like that one the Blair witch I shot Also, we've been able to talk this whole time because it's just been b-roll this whole time He's like doing like a weird like like Like sexy bathtub quiet video right now It's like being silent off like the high school nice guy sending a video to his crush

It's like snapchat Vibes What it's like trauma synth music playing Nick's gone there's only Lisa now This is like that scene in Twin Peaks where she turns into like a doorknob or whatever the fuck How did they have footage of him waking yeah, that's what I'm saying Thank you the shots are insane unless he's like been recording like they're recording the whole night And they just have enough space for the whole was holding that camera. Yeah in his face sitting on him. No, I don't think it's a small camera

And he's just sleeping with it rolling no way. Maybe he was that's what they're supposed to do What where what it looks like a fucking glare unexplained mist I Taunting you there's a slight change in light on the door It did like a weird fast zoom in and then it's just literally showed nothing Who the fuck are they is that that's them that's the ones who committed suicide They're talking to us a descendant of the Donner party which somehow Which somehow makes her an expert on the hauntings happening here. Well, yes

I thought that said old virginity I was really confused Thanks man, thank you People when people tell you a story and then they pause and they just say it's true stories You know, they're there they've got something going on in their brain The cigar smoke would follow me around my clothing she says There's no way she had that conversation with anyone Oh She tried the Ouija board when she was in her 20s it did move for me

Oh You know what this is this she is rambling like I would if I didn't write myself a script every episode Wait, what did you catch that? Yeah, I'm a little bit rock and roll you can't throw that in the end Taxidermied Hitler, what state are we in Louisiana right now? We're in Virginia City, Nevada. I think oh Oh, no, Gold Hill in Nevada, okay Oh, I heard that was haunted Oh great

Oh, I guess we're gonna be the ones hearing the mining happening. That's so scary So scary thought to think that there's ghosts working below us in the mines Man, I want after watching this I almost want to watch the latest episode of the show just to see how much more insane like he brought he made his personality There was very subdued. There was an episode where they were in a jail like a prison with like a prison yard and they were like They had nothing there was like nothing going on So like they did they took like a 10 minute detour from the episode for him to jump over a snake I

Love that part of the episode All right, let's see what they got what what let's find the haunted miners Zach What Is what wait what they just played the same clip of nothing twice in a row and played like the sound of a squeaking Swing set over it. Are they trying to say that sound was coming from there? Maybe That could just be the wind blowing creaky machinery around It's weird how often there's narration like it's like they'll be like three minutes of none What what did you say later that these areas would verify that miners still live there

It's because they heard a noise Are You guys at like a Mexican restaurant, what's going on here? I Thought that was a police officer flashing his badge like is that the dude from the show? No, right? I don't think so if he looks a lot different if he is the third guy. Yeah, yeah To reiterate this got him 25 seasons of his own time you show it's still going like strong And he was a museum it outlasted ghost hunters, which was like the granddaddy of them all What I

Can't believe that they were like this is the guy who should host the show the manager said the same thing twice again He's done it like the whole time. Yes And he takes such liberties He just repeated himself again It's like why is he narrating it's like why is their narration he needs to use that b-roll dude This this whole thing would probably be 30 minutes if he didn't use it all So I heard you have stories of your own at the old wash-o club. Oh my god How do they film this where they're like punching in on every question

So we're gonna go upstairs and upstairs is where we will go and then I went up the stairs we headed upstairs So that's where we went of the stairs Cut to him at the top of the stairs. So here we are at the most haunted part of the club You know what math is at first I didn't get why you don't like this guy, but now I get it Thank you. Thank you very much. I appreciate it I hope he pretends he gets possessed in this because I know he does it in the show a couple times a lot of times Yeah, he holds the doll and is like the little girl's got me Focused is what that shit sounds fucking freaky Zach

I The idea that ghost hunting is like dangerous is a little bit too much for me You know what I mean, you could be killed man You could finally come across the devil and he'll like flashes of lightning like filmed on location For insert like jump scare lightning flashes You guys ready to go dark Yeah, he just has no oomph this early He seems like he's not confident that this is gonna get 25 seasons of the show

He has that crazed dead look like david blade. Yeah Let's go dark flashlights on Dude It's dust bro, dude, there's literally arrows pointing at nothing No highlighted nothing. Thank you very much You are in and you're in an open abandoned building with no windows. What do you think you're gonna catch? There's no way that's complete darkness. Oh dude, it is him I think You're right. Yeah, dude. I think he's just got like chubby chubby boy cheeks like baby. Yeah

He lost a bunch of weight for the show clearly Chubby boys he's got that baby chubs These guys are probably like 20 right like oh, yeah, they're probably in there. Yeah for sure Hey, do you ever like think about me like Like you know in a more than friends way like Are you are you cold right now? Do you want to do you want to hug? Do you want to like take off our clothes and snuggle to for warm purposes possessed this ghost is telling me to put my hands on you Dude, it's so crazy. I can't

The ghost it's telling me to like touch you and stuff, dude. Oh dude. It says uh to jerk you off right now Is that like oh, oh no Hey guys, what's going on in here? Hey, we're just we're just testing we're just testing. Um, we're just testing our meters, dude. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I'll hit back in an hour. All right. Bye. Could this be the ghost of the gay soldier? I really want to touch his dick. I couldn't believe how gay I was just for a second You Or EVPs

Unbelievable, okay. I'm all right. Show me. I'm waiting. Oh, oh, no, that's pretty good. I see it Did you see it? I saw it. It's really really pixelated in 360. Yeah, but dude But it looks like it looks like more than just like some light, right? It looks like a person walking It does look like something. Yeah It looks like the prince of persia like that's like the first thing this this whole Show so far that like has actually been like, okay, you might have something Looks like a really low opacity jar jar beings png I

I From here, it just looks like potentially legs for has no night crawler, maybe To me it looks like a body. I don't know. I don't know. It looks like a like it almost looks like that that fake disneyland security cam ghost Oh, yeah, yeah It should be illegal to put sounds in ghost footage Fucking primal rage soundtrack Shhh My biggest fear to be like an aggressive homeless person coming at me

Oh my god, please let let him get possessed. What are these shots? What Is that noose real what did the ghost leave that noose for them? This is the room from the haunted mansion where you oh my god, they're goosebumps guys guys guys Dude fill my goosebumps Lower fill fill them lower How dare he say something like that How dare he say we decided that this what is this another position will quote

By uh feeling a chill up their spine or even seeing the hair and the arms are back raised psychic jane doerty That's a quote from psychic jane doerty. So you know it's real jane doe. What? Stop showing the clip of the news. Why did you put a noose there guys? What's going on there's like some weird stabilizer stuff going on Weird frame rate stuff going on Did that timer go off in the movie? Yeah, that was uh the camera beeping that before they took a picture It sounded like a cat. Yeah, kind of sound like a cat Oh, or is that just the music?

Who knows There's no doubt that we believe Yeah, what I thank you. What a fucking combo phrase right there. There's no doubt that we believe There is no doubt That we believe that a ghost walked right through us Dude next wow we're on the third investigation of this thing so far now This is just like outsider art this this movie is like the equivalent of like Driving to las vegas and stopping to see like a guy who has made like a palace out of trash cans

Can we Can we talk about how zack time out can we talk about how zack baggins From some angles looks like he's 45 and some angles looks like he's 13. It's freaking me out It's weird who maybe he's a shapeshifter changeling you dude mason cemetery though Oh My god, oh fuck Oh her name was jane doherty

Yeah It's just recorded with a microphone then yeah Filmed off camera the fuck are you talking about a weird? Yeah Oh Gosh gosh gosh dang golly dude Dude these stabilizers are making me want to barf it feels like i'm in vr Whoa bro watch It is literally dark. He did not go what bro and then go. Oh, yeah, I saw it too

Dude do not show this there is you're showing a black screen. There's nothing on the screen All I can see is the camera shot dude, what are you guys doing? What Would it be a mong Like fireflies We can't actually dude you are this is literally the worst thing I've ever seen I'm imagining watching this in a movie theater and just like it's just dark You're gonna have to compare this to mazes and monsters. I just

I know how executives work and I can't they watch like five minutes of thinking to move on I can't imagine any of them sat through this and were like this is it. This is the show I just it baffles the mind here's the thing though ghost shows didn't exist yet I guess I guess but when they did all of a sudden they were everywhere And they were all better than this one and then and yet this one survived There we were just sitting there thinking about it What Dude

Dude, I'm pretty sure I just had a orb dude It's a ghost's fallopian tubes What It's so irresponsible to like just grasp at like native american Quote unquote lore and just like sprinkle your little ghost story with some So like bad faith This wall here the one pictured The one we're sitting in front of in the footage that's the one we sat in front of

Dude, what are we watching the we're watching two guys watch nothing. We're just they're like the cameras are filming them What What was that They did not just be like it was the chief spirit Did they just like flash a bug face? No, I think that was like Some Yeah, it's like an indian chief. Oh my god unreal The worst part is the like the drum beat in the background like I think they just freak themselves out

Let's see let's see They didn't show it. Yeah, I didn't see anything What What happened here one of them got scared and ran everyone ran they're like well the spirit did that we listened cool That guy looks very strange He's wearing a big dog shirt hell yeah, he is my dad had one of those shirts, dude I was a fat boy growing up. I wore a lot of big dog the panting menace. That was my shit Bark mall come on this guy gives me serial killer caught in the act vibes

This guy Looks like the most harmless person I've ever seen in my life That's what people said about Jeffrey Dahmer, dude fellow ghost hunter vibes You What's up with that hat Aaron Why you got a little yacht hat on what are you doing? What are you guys wearing what the fuck is any of this? Dude

It's like following around two guys who are like trying really hard to convince themselves that they're like being haunted. Yes. Yeah Yeah, that's exactly the vibes Put that away what the hell what was that beat? What was that like a like a like a like Reshoot Oh Why was the light different in that one shot? You know what at least I'll give them credit that in their moderns What at least we would see what they're seeing in the modern stuff

Yeah, they didn't know how to get fucking coverage Hello You That last bit what voice There was something there's clearly something was like what is this Is it daytime Like what is going on here? Are you guys in the same room?

Huh a fucking show we proved to do for everybody What's the worst that could happen? Am I the Zach Baggins of this group? I don't really agree to do a show. What's the worst could happen? And look what you are now 25 seasons later. You're not like dumb as rocks though and just like Kidding yourself. Yeah, I would never stick my head under a descending elevator like let's see what happens I literally didn't hear it I've got it pretty loud in my ears and I literally didn't hear it. There was definitely like

It was like it sounded like like I don't know Sounded like somebody just like touched the microphone This editing is like insane to me Why is there so many just clips of his face? Yeah Call me the vagina the vagina what a what a weird phrase He forced him to stay Is it looping yeah, I think they're looping it just like the

Who are you no that's a stretch What This movie is like 45 minutes long but has like just Hella like shrieking synth sounds with b-roll 45 minutes. It's double that I'm saying like their movie that actually stuff happens is for oh, yeah Fuck For some it's too much to handle just talking about erin And soon everyone will feel our excitement

Are you looking are you watching look at the very excited? Is that your card? They're on the news Yeah, that clearly made this clip. We've got on the news You Dude this guy seems so This guy just seems like a crazy person. Yeah, he really comes off as like that crazy guy It's like a crazy look. He looks like a crisp and glover character You

Wait, are we watching a documentary? Yeah, that wait, is this like space balls when they're in the movie watching the movie How is this possible what did they watch what are we watching? Yeah, I'm so confused I Do from the fucking parking lot That's the same what are the odds that there's two guys in this movie They're both bald dudes with like handlebar mustaches. It is vagus. I mean pretty hot slim richie, man It's like a red dead redemption guy We've already gone over this

But now it's getting put over by a video expert slim richie real. It's like a simpsons character It's like a guy who works for crusty the clown Ah slim richie Tell him how real the ghost is You What the fuck are you even showing this is not real What What are we even looking at here? This is like a

College newsroom, but you know what's freaking me out is I thought that was the door behind him But that's like a pole because it's moving and it's I did not realize that I Josh bell So now we're watching the movie and he's reporting on reviews of this movie during the in the movie Yeah, I'm so what is like some inception shit? At target

Aaron got too scared man Aaron was too scared Poor Aaron dude, he didn't want to be in this and then they got a tv deal and then he had to like do it for like 20 years Oh god, dude, don't make us read this shit What is this Why it just ends in the middle of a sentence. He so wants to do vo. Why not just do it? You The hotel has tried to have been renovated several times the same dialogue consciousness and sentience and wants to renovate itself It has no hands so it cannot

Its mind is alive and it's screaming inside its body like a patient inside of a body that's under anesthesia But is awake inside of its body Okay Lay lines. Oh, he's using lay lines. Okay. What what good logic to use? What's the source Reliable is what it is the source red rogers roberts Don't you worry about that now? Is it slim richie? You son of a bitch the best part was is it? It wasn't even

The scariest or the most haunted is like the spookiest place This place. I haven't on good authority. This is one of the spookiest locations in the nation Just absolutely Thrilling It is for real the expert very spooky It's ookey. It's creepy. It's spooky. It's downright wiggity bigity Well, what is with the warping of the image?

That was weird. I don't know what the editing is dude mysterious and spooky altogether ookey Everybody who's ever been in this building as it goes haunted within this building and I'm going to see them all tonight I Gunman It's gonna be like you don't hear what I said Some sound that's like and it's gonna be like is that a cough thing of a gunslinger Hmm He just poke him in the belly

Would it be spooky or ookey he told me to be the spookiest Oh god, what this is literally a dude that is telling you a story that second hand You heard that She probably we probably shouldn't call her to see if it's true because she probably wouldn't want to Do What Who You're gonna look me in my eye that dude is from blood born the answers are between my toes

He asked that dude if he would look him in the eye you're gonna look me in the eye, buddy I think this guy forges you new weapons and Elden Ring He has like a garland upon his head Placed upon his brow that's cute. That's cute dude. We found cute finally Don't drag this poor old lady out Don't put her on camera. Don't she's gonna be like Virginia little fucking What's going on wow What she didn't what she was going for the hunt, but he didn't want it. I think she was going for a hug

Dude stand behind me and hit that beer a couple times dude like a cowboy put that head on Just jump cut back to the other scene again We just saw this He had his information wrong just go with the take dude. We don't need to take two My god, dude, I feel like I'm my my brain is melting I think by the end of this I'm gonna be a fan of Zach Baggins. He'll be reprogrammed. I'll be reprogrammed I know what's upsetting more than the ghosts The moving text I mean and the text and the camerawork and Zach

Now this poor old woman and this dude they live in a town where no one stayed in the hotel since world war two Yeah He's like one of dead town. Yeah She's still there and she worked at the hotel but in world war two That's so sad like Did you know that people from all those countries also live in los angeles all the time There was a pike just case you're wondering Where's the picture? Yeah, what?

You have some of the most amazing evidence if you have that picture, where is it? You What That you know what it does make for the best stakes though admittedly sea salt Doing They were that mystic thing So there's a whole bunch of bullshit, but I floated I floated

Yeah, what a what an insert what the fuck was that? Ghostbusters, yes Uh cut you can't say that trademark can we get that again they had infrared and they were ghostbusters That that hat that hut was the prostitution area, I guess that's the implication Oh Girl knows what she walks I'm on for it go get it That's yours took these three men In the dark and I said all right, I'm head over to the glory hole

You want to go to the glory hole later on What Is like a conceptual art film Yeah, sure fucking I don't know I fuck I don't care. Yes. Yes. They are they're tingling whatever tell me more your glory hole stories Yes, yes, they're tingling whatever yes You An incredible ex-employee Somebody get this lady home give her a sweater is it night?

Oh my god, she's like in on this what they're gonna say on Why are they in like scrubs? What's going on? Is that a dead bird? Come on now, let me get help you the other side nothing is this is so weird Did they just not do the VO for this part? Just a lady saying it's cold a couple times. Yep pretty much This now it's cold over here as well This now it's cold over here as well

Now you're gonna want to be careful in this room. It's a portal to another dimension. Oh, man. It is very cold Yeah, push on the air like this. What about the room that was with the portal in it? Where why don't we go in there? She they did that's when she had when she was pushing the cold air with her her friend there. I'm back Hi, what? Still a whore Okay, I'm ready. It's a big jump. All right. I'm listening just do it It's pretty good. It does sound like it's saying no. Yeah, I didn't even look at the screen. Yeah, it sounds like it

How would she do that? You'll have to enhance. Yeah I would say rewind the tape Because they almost want to believe because she was facing the other way, right? Yeah Couldn't she have just been like, are you there and then gone? 100% Yeah, I don't see why not because she then said you might hear What the shit what I almost believe her saying

Did you find anything enhance is her being like I was very quiet. So you might have to enhance it Yeah, it's it really literally sounded like that Bobby What do you want, Bobby? This movie I want to watch it in like 1.25 speed because of how just Uneventful it is It's just like the document of somebody nobody's been talking for like 20 seconds. So just like the document of people Pursuing some sort of weird idea of ghost hunting that they made up

Oh Temporarily possessed what where are you getting that from dude? Time to send her home with a ghost in her body. Goodbye Bye What just take it again, bud. Yeah, man Why are you walking away from the camera just talk to talk to the camera You What the fuck wow

Wow Just magnet animal magnetism. Yeah, just that charisma oozes off of him I Just look at him and I'm like someday he's gonna need big thick glasses That is oh my god, it's not what you mean large and defined it's barely visible for one It's not even necessarily an orb it could just be dust close to the lens You coward now we're here. This is what I've been waiting for You fucking piece of shit ghost dead ass piece of shit, bitch

You fucking hate ghosts. I'm a fucking ghostbuster. You bitch. You big man. You big ghost man big boo piece of shit What dumb bitch Why did they put this in here if nothing happened? No oomph in this insult man this stabilizer is like making me furious. Yeah, it is making the whole world weirdly wobbly If they turned around there was like a cowboy there that'd be amazing. Goodbye slender slim richie I Haven't got my presence How do you know this that's just dust dust I could that could have been literally anything. Yeah

Like what do they think we're thinking when we watch this it's real Yeah, like fucking incredible. He's so strong and handsome I would have showed that thing walking very first thing in the entire thing And then the whole movie would have been about trying to figure out whether that was real or not I Like this is just a documentary of a trip where they didn't find that much when they went ghost hunting But they only had this one trip they couldn't afford a second one I bet you zack added in it

It's got that seven seconds rule like diners, drivens and dives The most insane editing I've ever seen diners, drivens and dives just feels like this bam bam bam Change it to a radiator That's not an orb dude I hate the shit about ghost hunters like this because just like orbs are evidence never have been never will be never are It's just nothing If it's something that happens everywhere, even when you're not ghost hunting, that's not evidence. Yeah No, literally no, no, I do not sir

I Thought that was in the movie I was like is someone did he just crack open a cold one? Oh in the background. Yeah Oh Man we could do this we could we could do this and we should honestly it'll be better it'll be better We owe we owe everybody won. Yeah, man You gotta find a place in la I'm there

I gotta come editor to like edit like this but make it somehow better though I have a state. I have a good actual steady cam for one thing That's that's a very very hard good start rather You Never mind, let's just keep going Literally just nothing. Yeah Hello That's the longest shot of nothing happening

It's been like it's 20 seconds. Yeah. Wow. What a fucking shot dude Two things of them seeing things in a hallway that weren't there Nothing even showed up and then they just panned left and walked up the stairs What you can't hear or visually see You You're just freaking yourself out, okay, you're going into an abandoned building freaking yourself out with your animals instincts Got it This

Nothing is happening. They're just walking through this is like this is like urbex. This is like its own genre of youtube But if this wasn't urbex video I'd turn it off. Yeah, it's not well not informative. It's not interesting. It's not pretty They're just like walking they don't even have an idea of where they're going. What are you filming dude? It just gives me an appreciation for how high quality even youtubers make their videos now because it blows away this my dude is holding a Canon handicam Look look look no stop. No look stop. What? What What what was it what?

Immediately cut to the footage literally it's not hard to edit this immediately cut to the footage. What do we see? What are you talking about? Literally, what are you talking about? Just say what you saw say it He saw something move. He's trying to think of what he saw Right now it has been 20 seconds It's so weird that they go from hyper cutting to like long shots. It's very jarring So yeah, though that was another false alarm

You We focused our attention to his lcd screen Why are we looking at his lcd screen? Can't we just he writes like? He writes like john Wayne gasey does can't we just see his footage? Why are we watching video of his footage being filmed off the camera? Yeah, thank you Oh my god Please just show it. I my face is as close to my screen as possible

Please just show it reflections reflections Why don't you have this tape? What I'll just have to take your word for it. That's just a shadow being cast by those palette boards and leaned up in the light hitting it No just Oh, she's back. Hell yes. Whoa, that was a weird fame. Give me the footage Why can't I see the footage? It's it there we've moved on we're not gonna see that was it that was the goldfield hotel everybody I can't believe they have the audacity to do that

They have the technology to make like give us that on the screen. I feel like this is unbelievable You It feels funny down here Okay You They never elaborated on that lady being temporarily possessed either nope whatever they held that man why ask questions Why I'm sorry. I just you know, I'd like to do research You

What What Just just narrate it Just narrate it show us Show us Show it to the audience Let the audience know what's happening This is a documentary not a fucking thriller

Music has me feeling otherwise There's like no music even this is like dead air This is great this part sucks This part in particular. Yeah, it's like really needed to be edited down. This is terrible But it's like we're there with them, bro. Yeah, I'm so scared the tension is Nick sit down Nick show me the brick baby sit down for a second sit down Nick Nick sit the fuck down Show me the famous brick baby

Is this the famous brick could it be sit down or I'm gonna send you to the borehole Dude throw that brick Dude throw that brick Dude throw that brick Dude It's filmed like an insidious movie have you ever seen those like mexican and like middle eastern Ghost videos to where the guys like first person their way through Yeah, and they like throw shit around and stuff

This is like that energy big time where they're gonna design. It's the exciting parts stuff's gonna come sailing in from off offscreen. No doubt You Buddy you're the one want to fight a ghost 20 minutes ago. How are you freaked out? He was like big man the big man, huh? Can somebody tell these guys if you're gonna film shining the light into the camera every time is terrible I'm so bored Yeah, I think it's working We're we're all haunted right now It's haunting me through the video dude

I just don't understand how this got them a show Turn off the cameras. Let's go. Let's leave He does not seem like a great friend. No, he seems like a fucking asshole Stop just film this what a piece of shit he keeps like yelling at his friends and it's just Grating Dude shut the fuck up. There's a ghost over there. Did you film it? Are you filming it film it film it? Got him got that spirit That meanwhile I'm so fucking freaked out dude shut the fuck up

We'll wear no fear for you Or big dog Nick go in there Dude get in there bro. Are you filming this dude? Don't not film film bitch now go in What a zoom in There's just so much nothing What what What what what happened, I'm staring at black screen like literally

I'm staring at a black screen for almost 10 seconds right now What is going on this would have been better if they died, you know what I mean like that would have been way crazier Like oh shit. What did happen? They got a tv show and made this exact same movie for 25 seasons I can't believe this Just tell us what happened. It is a documentary Well, how did he get separated from nick and why are we hearing him calling and nick's just ignoring him If he sees if we see like a person standing in the corner of a room awesome if it's just more of this If we find nick and nick is like strung upside down awesome

Where did he go? What is going on? Why haven't they told us what he saw? Why aren't they showing it to us? Like who cares about this they we know they made it they made a movie like what? There's no chance they're gonna die or get hurt like let's just get it Literally anticlimactic There are limits beyond our cognitive control that we cannot withstand no matter how brave they are Slim Richie, baby. Oh, baby. Yes. I'm so glad to see you slim Finally somebody who knows what they're talking about. I love Slim's tucked-in t-shirt Guys got a vibe man. I love him

It's wearing like a $200 shirt That was videooscopy can be shown that there's no layering on top via infrared splittering What I mean that brick does move Dude That's not true bro. Because if they just gave it a tug on a string momentum would arc it just like it was thrown I The way it just like yeah the way it like actually does look like it's on a string

It does because it drags first till the corner You know like when they do like flash gordon or something and they show the ship and it's like Pain from a string Why That's the whole reason they use fishing line instead of rope is because it's not visible The same direction as the brick Oh Okay an actual expert

I can't believe we've just left it behind the narrative that we were there like trying to have You Why freeze on that shot that sound why do that and why do I'm dirty like that? Yeah, that like oh look at the end. Yeah, it was like the people's court like it was like not it was weird Screaming his name really that's what that sounds like to you What It child or females What how'd you get up there in the first place then who padlocked the door

Who padlocked the door yeah, I have questions We didn't care if it was true. We just got an explanation 100 yards What the fuck is up with this footage, I don't know she looks CG What her saying Bobby I I'm just gonna say it. I 100% believe this woman Is just lying to these dudes. Yeah, I am 100% with you my friend

The lady probably wanted a contract on the new show. Yeah, she definitely like uh I was like, this is my chance to do something fun I've been stuck in this damn town Talk to me You So many times and her back is a hundred percent that's what I'm saying all those times she's turned and the voice is like Come on Why didn't they just show her face

She's just telling a story of another time that there was an EVP and we don't have the recording You're such an asshole Zach, so I'm saying like Are they watching the documentary? Yeah, why is he narrating over the clip, but he's not narrating over what us watching her watching the clip. I'm so What was that? What was that camera shake? Virginia was able to rule out the possibility of it being the ghost of elizabeth because of its height Because of the height of the orb. Oh damn right. You know what she was a big orb and that's a tiny orb checks out I'm so tired. I'm so tired

Dude this fucking documentary sucks. Well, Alex, you know that spirits Drain your energy right psychic vampire. Oh, maybe there's one in the room with you right now You know what's in the room with me right now? A tub of green curry with my name on it Oh, it does sound good. Yeah Dude this is room 109 orb This is whack. They're just showing they're just looking at the stuff they just saw and she's like wow that looks like a ghost Hello, yep there. She's like old people react. Listen he

Why is it narrated for her but not for like it's just another It's just another clip. It's like her rewatching a clip from the movie. We already watched It's so weird There's like four shots fading into each other just there You know, I'm gonna show you how she did it. I'll do it for you. Let me just stroke your face Disagree. Yeah, she didn't look emotionally struck whatsoever I'm a huge fan of bondage Yeah, what a what a term for me to use

I Thought bondage was kind of fun. What is this shot? Oh god damn it I don't think she was touching him. I think that was a bug that just like flew That's not a smell apparition is it? Hang on I didn't mark the spelling well enough No, I did I literally don't see it

Oh, whoa, she's now looking now We're looking at a screen of a clip of her looking at a screen that has a footage of a screen on it That is showing something that is being filmed by a camera What did she just go it wasn't floating it was walking uh, it was gliding gliding Nana I'm gonna call bullshit on your stories. I don't believe a word. Don't do it. Don't do it. You don't do it Bullshit, what are we looking at guys? I wouldn't admit it if five little lady, where's your picture of the ghost? What is this part of this movie dude

If this if I was at a screening of this I would have literally left yeah again, I don't know how this got a show I Have to believe he just knew a guy. Yeah only thing that makes sense Nana Why is there like the sound of a leaky ship playing it adds tension You heard it here we could have died that night according to Virginia This lady got a side gig of just ghost horse 60 years last Saturday she saw something and then today she saw something crazy Just making up fake footage

Like using their own footage to pretend to be footage of another thing happening This lady is creepy. Yeah, she's uh, she's like I've killed and I'll kill again What yeah, what she looks like she's deep faked like I don't know what the fuck's going on here Oh My god Okay, all right This guy could be any of the people we've seen today Slim Richie that guy the random stranger they bumped into that creeped them out

Just a bunch of moustache guys, right? Just a bunch of red dead mpcs What is these shots, dude? Now we're gonna watch it again. I that's my fear, man You Just watching it again clip one clip two Whoa, we did not mean to frighten this man It's filling This guy's not an expert

You Uh-huh You had to be close to something They all they you know, this one goes all the way to the top Alex. We were about to discover the ghost secrets Everybody knows that ghosts have unfinished business Imagine to imagine to imagine This sucks, dude Oh this fucking is awful this sucks, dude. Dude. Was that Jerry Burkheimer's may hit a brick wall

Was that Jerry Burkheimer's production company logo? Then to see What what do you think is gonna happen What what What they know we are here and we know in time that we will be one of them I'm 12 and this is deep like what the fuck did I just watch, dude? You know what I would have loved is Whoa

And and Okay Sick This this this aspect ratio, dude This is like better than the movie, right? Like they know how to edit a video together So We have all these cameras and audio didn't catch it a brick

You What That was like way better than anything that they got literally They just I don't know that we've done it is what the last bit is Pretty good Pretty good Pretty good. Yeah, like like you said, this is better than anything in the hour and a half They made a whole movie and then we got a better

Result from this like News clip at the end of it that they added on later Are there credits? Nope. Okay Hey Wow, wow, wow Good job, Michael Morissade for that music guys. Thank you for the money patreon.com slash shillimanati pod. I hope you had a good time Oh, man, that was awful That was so bad. Next time we're gonna do this movie again. That's not gonna be our next one

We're just gonna watch this movie, but we're gonna do it again. Just a second time. I would I would leave I would leave shillimanati I would just be like nah, no, I'm over it. I can't do this. You made a pact with us. You're stuck with us for eternity That I can't what sucks even more is that was 2010. I want to let you know Lord of the Rings came out in 2001. Yeah So let you know We this isn't like they were in 1985 and they were learning to use handheld cameras citizen came was came out

Decades before this Wow, like in that one more time before we go got them a fucking tv show That survived all other ghost hunting tv show. Anyway, the thing I wanted to say before we leave It's he had such at the end of that thing. He said something along the lines of this In life Sometimes you hit a brick wall and I was hoping he would be like And sometimes a brick hits you like that. I was waiting for it

And nothing he came All right, thanks for watching with that listening along with us everybody. We'll be back soon We I had such high hopes that this would be at least entertaining, right? It was I the I just The editing was so weird the long shots of newspaper clippings that felt like 10 minutes long. It was whack It was hella whack weird decisions. It was hella whack all around Hella whack. All right. Thanks for listening to y'all. We'll see you next time. Bye Summer is back and so are the deals at larry h miller chrysler jeep dodge ram sandy right now get up to $11,250 off a 2022 ram 1500 bighorn make it happen during the memorial day sales event at larry h miller chrysler jeep dodge ram sandy

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