Circling Back - 200 Snake Bites and Alcatraz is so Back

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

The boys recap their Weekends in Fun, discuss Anti-Venom Man who got stung by 200 venomous snakes, Dillon's Trail Anecdote, and Trump bringing back Alcatraz. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop • (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (16:15) Recapping TWIF • (34:30) Anti-Venom Man • (45:40) Dillon's Trail Anecdote • (53:10) Alcatraz is so Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors: • Tecovas: Right now get 10% off at tecovas dot com slash CRCLBK when you sign up for email and texts. • Squarespace: Check out squarespace.com/STEAM for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. • Rocket Money: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney dot com slash CIRCLING today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the circling back podcast. We are now right in the middle of podcast week. My name is David. I'm going to host and joining me to produce. It's one Randall Trimbachy. Hi, dude. We're in the middle of podcast week. I thought I was just getting started. Hell no. We're in the middle of it. No, we're right smack dab in the middle. I looked at the calendar previously. All right. How we doing? Doing good. A

little, little exhausted from the weekend. Voice doesn't sound terrible. Yeah, I actually did stuff. I had no plans and I went out, but we'll get into that later. Oh, Wendy. Yeah. You've been. Have you helped your recovery game? How's it like? I have done some electrolytes and stuff.

I've done some electrolytes and stuff. Like Gatorade, Liquid IV, things of that nature. Things of that nature, yeah. Solid. Some Propel. Ah, Propel. You ever try the, what's the kid's hydration? Pedialyte.

Pedialyte. I only do that when I'm sick. Apparently it's pretty good for a hangover. I feel like they were a late adopter to the recovery from big weekend hangover stuff. They saw how companies were leaning into the electrolytes. You can't say this cures hangovers, but you can kind of nudge it in that direction.

And they realized this isn't just for kids, like Pedialyte, if you're hungover, like you should probably drink this. Chelsea works for the company that makes Pedialyte you have to tell people that is full disclosure. Yeah, Abbott. They make Pedialyte. Yeah, why don't they just straight market it as like, hey, this is not just for kids. I think they started to like, okay, a couple years ago, and I know like some stores put Pedialyte in the alcohol aisle section as well. But like, that at first it was just for sick kids. But I know like some stores put Pedialyte in the alcohol aisle section as well. But like, at first, it was just for sick

kids. But I think like three, maybe right before COVID, they started marketing it. I'll be honest, when you provided that anecdote about Chelsea, I thought you had some insider info you're about to hit us with, but you didn't. If y'all want to inside inside trade. We'll talk after the show. Yeah, I don't have any intel. Can you just bring some

Pedialyte up here? Uh probably yeah. Did they do the packets too or are they still like freaking packet yo? Yeah. I don't know. I'm sure I maybe just hit it. Hit it with us face to face. Okay. Don't shivery. Don't adjust your

television set. Yes, I got a little sun kissed this weekend. Got a little sun kiss. Does she work for the company who sells that too? Yeah, you know, your boy got a little tan, little tan going and then just got me feeling right, you know, I feel like it's a good start to the week and I'm just just feeling kind of feeling. You're right in the middle of podcast week and YouTube week. And it's also YouTube week, which is why I'm talking about how I look on camera right now, obviously. Go

to YouTube and check that out. What is the hat? Ah, yeah. Slow Sundays coffee club. Haven't seen that one in a few days. I love this. I don't think I should wear it more. Yeah, thank you. Very happy to be here. I think it's gonna be a good week of podcasting. And I'm ready to, you know, get it going. It's podcast week. I just I'm just to get it going.

It's a podcast week, Randy. Does Sunkist even still exist? I haven't seen one in a long time. I think they do. Is it a drink? Yeah, it's orange pop. It's a soda, orange soda. Yeah. Pop, look at this fucking Midwest trash over here.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think I've had one. I just can't, I don't really recall. How do we get invited to the internet invitational? I don't know, man. We don't get enough respect in this industry. I mean, what do we have to do to break through? Didn't you have a call?

No, you didn't have a call with Dave. I had a call with Dave. Well, you did have a call. We had a 15 minute phone call about a month before we started this company. So in theory, you have his phone number. If he hadn't changed company. So in theory you have his phone number. If he hadn't changed it, then yes, I have his phone number. Call him up. Let's get a bid.

Should we cold call him? Let's not do that. I think he's got a lot going on right now. He was mostly in the call. Interestingly, he was mostly interested in the demise of Grand Ex, which makes sense. He was like, so what happened? And I gave him a very high level overview of what happened without getting into the weeds.

Really? Yeah. Interesting. We spent 10 minutes talking about Grandex, 5 minutes talking about what I could be doing at Barstool. Was he just trying to get like, was it a Schadenfreude thing or was it like a... No, he was genuinely curious. Probably a smart business to know like... yeah. He wanted he wants some intel. You were you were mentioned in the call as well as talking about us starting like a Barstool Austin. And then I said, all right, let me talk to the guys and I'll get back to you. And then I got back to him and he never got back to me again.

He missed out. He missed out on a yeah, but Yeah, but. He could have been shitting on Randy. And then you stole Brett. Trimbaki. Then we didn't steal Brett. Brett jumped ship on his own. No, but seriously though, like one of us needs to play in that internet imitation. Yeah, I don't know what we have to do.

It's for a million dollars, at least. But it's like not a, it's not a serious, it's not like the creator cup where I don't think the, the goal is to not put a bunch of guys who were gonna go out there and flirt with par. So the million dollars goes to like the winner of the tournament? I don't, I don't know if they're gonna adjust for handicap,

which famously you don't keep. Okay. This might keep you, this might make you not eligible. Ineligible if you will. Right. Because you don't keep a gin. You should. I don't, no. No.

I don't either. Don't worry Dylan. You need two peas in a pod. Nothing surprising about you not keeping. You shouldn't Randy. Me and him are the same guy. You couldn't finish around at Butler Pitch and Putt for some reason. I didn't not finish it.

I just didn't play half the holes cause I didn't want to hit a car. Again, it's not like there's cars like that close. Yeah, they're adjacent to the course and you're hitting a wedge. Too close for me. You must've been really going through it with the swing man.

Yeah. Cause I'd played Butler with you like a year prior and you impressed us. Just didn't want to risk it. Smart man, smart man. As we mentioned, it's not only podcast week, but it's YouTube week. Go subscribe to our YouTube,

youtube.com slash circling back. It's a visual show. That's something I don't think enough people realize. You understand what I'm saying? When I say that, Randall? You can see how sunkissed Dylan is right now. If you were like, right now I have the camera on him and you just look in sunkissed.

Do I not? No. Honestly, you look about like you always do. Yeah. Really? You always look tan. Man, we posted a real on circling back recently and I was like, man, I look fucking washed out in this.

I just look pale and gross. I needed to shave. I was like, I gotta get some sun this weekend. And I did. Last weekend we did Do You Know It? Randy, tell the folks about that. That's behind the paywall. That's on our Patreon. It's a game show podcast brought to you by WASH Media, the WASH Media Studios. It was a lot of fun. We got a clip coming down, coming to you on all the social soon enough, but it was one of the most I've ever laughed during that episode. Did you post one last week? I posted one from last month last week.

Yeah, right. The reigning men to promote because Adam was still working on this clip. But we'll post it this weekend. It's it's quite funny. It was it was a riot. We call calling tomorrow. Ooh. What's next up?

I should know this. I think we can do exactly five or cold. Yeah, either one of those two. What's cold? Daddy wants to call some people. Let's do some cold calls. Yeah. How do the people get to the phone?

I'll post the I'll post the form. A link to the form on the Instagram. Go follow it circling back on Instagram. But yeah, we'll be taking we'll do some cold calls tomorrow. And how that works is in about 1030 Central, if you have. Submitted your information for us to call call you. Just be ready from about 10.30 to 11.30. It may come through as spam.

You just gotta answer it. You just gotta know like, hey, you might be getting a call from some guys who've listened to on the radio or the podcast or whatever. I believe it's a 512 number, right? Cause it's- I don't know. It comes through, cause I do it through Google voice,

technology and stuff. I think it scrambles the number. Yeah, it scrambles it. So it may come through as a, you know, whatever it is, it'll probably go through and say spam, but answer it. It'll be worth it. Cause you get to talk to us, your podcast heroes, um, on every Thursday, we do a listener voicemail, that's where you call the pipeline, eight, eight, eight, six, one eight, four, four, two, two.

Leave us a message. Um, give us a comment. Give us a nice nice thought prompt something we try to keep it quick under a minute unless you have some my crazy story. Then we'll play it but I screen those calls so make it good. Then every Friday we drop a newsletter over at sub stack washed out sub stack.com subscribe to that. And yeah, again, subscribe to our YouTube youtube.com slash circling back.

And then you got the track house. Ooh, track house. Last year's there was a fun one, not to brag, but I dropped another 30 under bomb on people's heads. Like it was nothing. What course, do you remember? Bear Lodge. You know how people get like,

like marathon tattoos and it says like all their, you know, the dates they're random. I'm thinking about getting like golden tee 30 under, then under it just a list of all the courses, maybe along my calf. I would rather you put that on your vehicle. Yeah, like a sticker. Like a sticker, like a 26.2 but for golden tee. It's just negative 30 Okay, what's your all-town low negative 31 31 minus 31 31 under yeah, why did I say negative 30? Which I think of 30 believe I shot. Yeah shot a 39 on a course

Okay, which is pretty good pretty good pretty good the fact that that's not on your vehicle is a problem, right? You're right. What the fuck? Check it out every every Thursday at two, two central. Two central, every Thursday baby, come through. Mostly it's people like to just get lively in the chat. It's a good way to interact with us. Yeah, I mean like it, yeah you wanna see Dylan play well, but also it's more about just the engagement.

Sure is. A community of sorts coming together. Yeah. We are coming. One of those, you see Davis might be in for a career move. I don't know if you saw his post. Didn't he just pass the test he'd been trying to pass for like five years, what is he doing?

He posted a vague video, of course this is Davis Clark on Instagram, soon to be friend of the show one of these days. You're going to Boston, aren't you? I am. She tried to link up. I think he's Boston this year, the Boston area twice this year to Boston. But yeah, he posted something vague about like big things happening moves making moves. I don't know. Maybe he passed that test and

maybe he's on the better things. Maybe he's on the baked potatoes. Interesting. Guess what I did? I had a baked potato last night. Did you? I did. Was it loaded? No, we did not have sour cream, which was a miss, but we went, uh, cheese, salt, pepper, butter, and a green onion. Do you think about baking at a second time? Never done that. Really? No, I love it. Don't really need like, it doesn't make enough of a difference in the, in what I'm tasting to, to take the time to do that. Okay. Okay. I'm not against ordering it like that,

but like I don't really need to bake it twice. The nice thing about Davis Clark is that I can go watch his videos and his whole caption is just what he says. So I don't have to actually listen to the audio says today marks the beginning of a new chapter of my life. It's a scary moment, but I am ready for it in whatever the adventure will bring. So who knows?

Maybe he's starting to date. Maybe, you know? You think he met someone? Yeah, maybe. Maybe moving in with a young lass. If you were the young lass and he posted that, like clearly referring about, how would you feel? I'd and he posted that, like clearly referring about, how would you feel?

I'd be like, dude, what are you doing, man? I know that you're like a content guy and that's, I kind of signed up for this, but you have to announce it this way. So vaguely to all your followers. Yeah. Like just tell people if you really want to, like, you could just say, or moving in together. He's, he's got a, he's, he's fishing.

Like I could say with randy with his his wacky shit he puts on instagram he's fishing from a certain pond you know you gotta have a special kind of lady well pond is randall the wacky one he's in that wacky pond he's he's fishing from the locked in pond yeah yeah but he's a content he's a content, he's a content guy. He is. His wife has to be a heavy hitter. Well, for sure. Maybe that's why he's leaving the company. Maybe they have a no dating policy.

So it's like one of us has to go and he's the bigger man. Right. Right. Could be. Could be. Could be. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening.

I'd like to turn off. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute This weekend and fun presented by our good friends at to Kova's Man anywhere worth going is worth going and good boots find your perfect pair with to Kova's I Don't really like to brag but I've got like two or three, I've got three pairs of Tacovas in my home, two pairs of boots and one pair of like the, those

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toes West. Uh, Randall, go ahead. Haas. Hey, Dave. As I said, uh, I'm Wednesday's episode. I had no plans and that changed quickly because I had quite the weekend. So Friday went to Matt's with Brett and his cousin was in town with his girlfriend for a wedding. So the four of us went there and we walked over to Broken Spoke. Then we went to Don's Depot, then Nickel City.

We did like a whole circuit of all these different, you know, dive bars. Dushbag bar crawl. What'd you have at Mass? I had, we had a Bob's. A Bob. A Bob. Oh yeah, I would say Bob's. You brought a big old sack of Bob's taking Chop House in.

You're just eating the care with no hands. All your friends named Bob. We had a Bob and then I had the Al Pastor tacos. Okay. I love their Al Pastor. It's very, very good. We had a Bob and then I had the Al Pastor tacos. OK, I love their Al Pastor. It's very, very good. It's a B plus order. It's totally fine. OK, I like it.

It gets the job done. It's a plus is good, Randy. It's a single. Why am I supposed to get some poncho style nachos? Depends if you're a heavy hitter or not. I'm not. Al Pastor. And then so Saturday was feeling that because I have probably in the past 10 times I've gone out, maybe done one shot that night.

We did three shots. So I was kind of feeling it. You had three shots. Yeah. Yeah. What made you do shots? Was there someone there encouraging you? His his cousin bought us one a shot at Matt's of of tequila.

Then he also bought us a shot of Jaeger at Nickel City. Oh, it's fucking and I bought a shot of tequila at Nickel City as well. What's the tequila of choice at Matt's? How ranch? I don't like I have to ask. Were you guys like looking for a good one or just were you all in the mode of like, just bring us a tequila shot? Is it one we need those? I can't remember. I think he wanted a nicer one.

Was it just like, well. Sorry to keep asking about mats, but which room did y'all sit in? We sat in the main room, the first one. I saw you. That's a good shot room. That is a good shot room. Dylan was sitting by the bar.

I know, I had the worst room, man. The one by the bar. Mm. Terrible. So you're right there. So if there's any backers and they're looking at, you're right there for the whole world to see. No backer interactions, just a really loud, busy area

of the restaurant, which I don't particularly like. Yeah, it's not a good spot. If you're bothered by people standing around, you get a little uncomfortable. It's so loud in there. You you, if you're bothered by people standing around, like, yeah, it's, you get a little out in there. You got almost have to yell, just to talk. You take your parents to Matt's, don't take them to that room. At least you weren't right next to the bar.

You at least were in like the second tables. That's true. That's true. Yeah. But we did see some backers there. We were sat by a big group of them. So shout out to the guys that were at Matt's. I guess they still didn't want to say hi to me. No, I don't know.

We saw some, I think some more backers at Nickel City too. Were you backer farming as you often do where you're kind of like putting it out like, please come approach me. I sit right by the door and just like you wore a circling back t-shirt. You're like, it's me. I'm wearing my boots. You're doing like your little to Kova strut. You have a to Kova. He does. I've seen it. It's obnoxious. It's almost like Rory after, like Rory like hits one on the screws, we kind of bounce it. After he sticks one, yep. That's how you walk when you put your tachovas on,

which I get, it's a comfortable boot. Just hands the wedge to his caddy and just fucking struts up his fairway. Points his toes to the west. I do strut and boots, don't I? And then Saturday, did a pool day, also applied for my new apartment, gonna be living alone. So that's that's interesting.

Where is it going to be? They don't say like the actual apartment, but which part of town? I'm just moving to the within the same complex. Oh, I'm currently living in just that per reserve. Yeah, my roommate is about to pervert alert, moving with his lady. So we're splitting up. You're growing up, man. Yeah. Yeah. And really our time passes. So we did a up. You're growing up, man. Yeah. Yeah.

I really are. Time passes. So we did a pool day. And then I met Brett, James and Will out at Dainty Dillo for the Derby. Watch that with our scooter scores. What is the Dainty Dillo? Let me check something real quick. Okay.

Hold on a second. He's checking. Hang on. He's going to check. He's looking at his phone. I don't know if he's checking. Hey, is that why I got an invite to the stabbing cabin? That's weird.

Housewarming party? Because full bars everywhere around the whole city. I keep it charged up. Interesting. Didn't get, something must have gone wrong with the service. It dropped temporarily or something. I don't know. It must have been carrier week.

Yeah. Yeah. That's weird. I don't know. Surely, I mean, I know you guys probably do do a text. Yeah Oh, let me check Uh, yeah message not sent. It's red. Uh, well dylan sent out a text You just sent out a text and let people know where you were gonna be. Yeah, I was a little surprised. Yeah, I did

And you guys were just nobody will will responded with a vague, uh, What time which is a good move on. That's a great point you just brought up. I didn't think about this yet. I sent the text before they went to this place. Yeah. And they were radio silent. Will will say, what time are you going? I mean, do this. I honestly did not mean to do you guys.

What the fuck? You guys already had plans. Also, I thought it was just gonna be me and James and Brett. I did not know well, it was gonna be I said I was going at seven. You guys went to the thing at like four. That's rude. Don't don't don't shoot me. My feelings are officially hurt. I'm gonna these guys out here are also gonna hear about this in a minute. You should. Yes, you should yell at them like I showed up and I did not expect to see

Will there. I was meeting James should yell at them like I showed up and I did not expect to see Will there. I was meeting James there. I feel like I'm pretty good company, man. You had a break with the schooner scores guy. What did I'm the coolest one in our squad? What are you talking about? Are you cool for like cool online British guy, though? What? Why wouldn't I? What is this schooner scores?

He's he's got a good Instagram page, I think, in TikTok, too. He just like does goes around the a good Instagram page, I think in TikTok too. He just like does, goes around the country and the world, I guess, and just downs a beer and gives it a score. Like rusty? He's electric. He's like rusty, but like more well traveled? Yes.

And a tall, hot British man. Okay. Sick. And this guy was with y'all? Yeah, cause him and Will have become internet friends, because of Sunday Scaries and all that stuff. So okay, they did some content together. Go check out the one was not part of that content. Did you guys pick up? No, it was taking place. David.

What were you? Okay. I didn't know it was taking place. He let Randy finishes his weekend. Oh, yeah. So after the derby, we just bounce out around a couple bars and then went home. And then Sunday I just recovered, listened to the rest of my audio book. It's great. What's the book? It was the fourth book of the Stormlight Archive,

Rhythm of War, and I finished it this morning. So onto the fifth one. Is that like the fairy porn thing? Fairy sport? No, that's a Court of Thorns and Roses. This is not- That's the one where the guy that like the fairy porn thing? Fair is smart. That's a quarter of thorns and roses. This is the one with a guy that turns into a fairy and just blows it in his fairy pants. Pretty much.

Yeah. Fairy dust all over the place. You understand what we're talking about? Yeah. Yeah. OK. Yeah, I do. Well, now this is a non smut fantasy.

So. That's good. But that was the rest but that was my weekend. Turned out quite eventful. Dylan. Oh, I'm just updating right back real quick. Okay. I'm interested to see what it,

I'm not gonna read it out. I'm just interested to see what he's putting in here. Hey, can I call you out? I mean this in like a non, I'm not even a call out. Can I ask a question? Yeah. Okay. I was out a question? Yeah. Okay. I was out of the office Friday.

What happened with out of office? Literal out of office. Oh, why I wasn't posted? Yeah. Because we're supposed to be doing an out of office ad deal with Michigan tourism board and stuff. So I was going to do something and then Brett told me not to,

because we were going to maybe do an ad deal with them. And then we did it. And then we sent it to do something and then Brett told me not to because we were going to maybe do an ad deal with them and then we did it and then we sent it to Michigan and we I don't think it got approved in time for us to do it so we just didn't post it I guess that's how it kind of went. I figured it was something like that I should have asked not on the pod but I was just like yeah well yeah it was just some ad deal that you know Brett told me not to worry about it. It's classic. The man you know how the mitten state is. You guys allow me the platform to talk about my weekend. Dylan, I had quite an

event for weekend. Um well, your hand, you must be your hands are very like as mentioned previously, I went to Mattel Ranchos on Friday. Mattel Ranchos. Went with Chelsea and her friend. Had a nice little dinner. Who was her friend? Her name is Rhiannon.

Oh. And she's a very nice young lady. And I saw these turds there at the bar when I was walking past. Oh. In my new shirt. Yeah, I was gonna say, he was wearing the shirt. He was wearing the shirt, fellas.

I got three compliments that evening on my shirt. Wowee, I was gonna say he was wearing the shirt. He was wearing the shirt. I got three compliments that evening on my shirt. Wow. What was the order? If mine was a B, B minus or whatever it was yours? beef. We the three bucks shared a pound of beef fajitas. And they were lovely. What was the shirt? So I sat in with the boys on retail therapy Barrett and will. And I said I need a statement summer shirt. And they gave me some options live on the show and I selected one and I purchased it and I wore it.

Was it like a $600 shirt? Marine layer, 117 bucks. You know, I have a pair of pants from Marine layer and I like them a lot. That place is underrated, under talked about. About three items from them. And I got to say, I've been happy with all of them. So there you go. And then after dinner, we met up with another couple. There it is.

That's the shirt. You're watching at home. I've, what do you think, Davey? Yeah, I mean, it's giving a go on a super yacht. Yeah. In Thailand. And then maybe in the night by reaching over and it's raising your brother. It's crazy.

I wore this. It's a compliment. I was walking through Matso Rancho and a bunch of girls just started taking their tops off. Whoa. Really? Did you, so how did they, did you get matching shorts too? No, I don't have the shorts.

That's a little much for your boy. It's swagged out though. I kind of would like to see it, honestly. I feel like you could pull that off if you were on a trip to Vegas or something. Yeah, for sure. You got to be in the right situation to do the matching shorts.

But I looked dope and everyone was noticing. And like I said, tops were coming off. It was crazy. So what happens when a young lady takes off her top at a match? They say, hey, you can't dine here anymore. They say, can you just put it back on? You can dine here, but you have to wear a top. They threw top at Matt. So they say, hey, you can't dine here anymore. They say, can you just put it back on? You can dine here, but you have to wear a top.

They threw it at, they threw them at me. Okay. And so I was like, ladies, I'm here with my girlfriend. Like, this is embarrassing. I just do, I just do it back. So please cover up. Did you get a little whiff? Luckily they did.

No, no, no. Luckily they did before management saw and showed them the door. So. Okay. I don't know that I've ever. A whiff of what? It's a tit with no, none of that.

The shirt, you know, I got they got the smell good on the whole thing. Yeah, perfume. Maybe she's wearing. I didn't smell their tits. Pervert alert. Hey, have you ever seen anyone get kicked out of Matt's? No, I haven't either. That's interesting because we've been there hundreds of times and you'd think at some point you'd see a disturbance.

I never have. I did mention that I saw people get cut off at the bar recently. Yes, those kids doing the the circle. Is that what it was called? Yeah, the the triangle triangle. The triangle, the deadly triangle. Anyway, met up with this other couple at Eberly after dinner on Friday. Food is I would say B minus at Eberly, but the bar atmosphere is an A. It's great bar. Top tier, man. It's a very cool bar. We went there and then the the girlfriend of the couple we met up with invited her back to our her house and that was interesting and fun How did you guys come into contact with this couple So the the guy is one of Chelsea's good friends and he recently started dating someone who I won't reveal who it is

But she is a an actress that we all know it was in a very popular television show Okay is an actress that we all know. It was in a very popular television show. Okay. You don't know who it is. Don't start guessing. I can't wait for the reddit to start speculating and she was very nice. A very nice young lady and her birthday's tomorrow. Happy, happy early birthday. Yeah, that was fun. And then the next day she and Chelsea became fast friends. So the next day she invited us to she had a birthday thing at me and I cat we stopped by there for an hour. But one of one of us me and Chelsea, one of us was very hungover. I won't say which one. And so we it was a short, short stop there. We're there for like an hour. And then went home and

holy fuck was this Sydney Sweeney? It was not Sydney Sweeney. No, I Sidney Sweeney, no. I would have, no. What of what? I don't know. Taking a whiff? Told the world, I don't know. I would not have taken a whiff.

You would have taken a tit whiff? No. Don't say tit whiff. And then Sunday, by the way, weather this weekend was phenomenal. Parks had a game yesterday evening and they got smoked. The team is just, they're not that great right now. Park's just taking too many strikes, man.

It's like, why don't you get the pad off your shoulder, dog? What are you doing? It's like, I don't know, dad. It's contagious, man. And had a nice little dinner last night and it was a lovely weekend. Lovely weekend. Rainy shows, you want to guess? I'm really I like TV. I bet I know this person.

What give me the era of the show? Who? Early 2000s. She means she's still doing stuff. Was this Edie Falco? She's still doing stuff with the show. She was in was this Edie Falco's sopr's still doing stuff, but the show she was in. Was this Edie Falco's soprano? This is how most people know her.

You were hanging out with Carmella. Was it Kelly Kapowski? Dude, she's all over my IG with this Chili's thing. If it was Tiff, for me that's almost better than Swain's. Do you follow Chili's on Instagram? No. What the fuck? No one calls Chili's on Instagram.

I can't imagine that very valid question. I'm sure Randall does. I might. OK. Was it was it? The girl from Shogun? Yeah. No, I'm not going to tell you. Arico, I'm not going to tell you. Was it the girl the bad guys want?

Oh, she's the girl. All the bad guys want. That's she's the girl all the bad guys want. That's some pop punk that you would hate. Is that BeFoundGlory? No. Is that American Hi-Fi or something like that? SR7, no. Look it up.

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and then offer code steam to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Bones and beater. Girl, the bad guys want was from a course bowling for soup. Oh, I should know that Denton's own UNT. 2002. Okay. What does that even mean bowling for soup?

Just the name of a band. I know but like what what does it mean? Yeah, I think they've asked before and they answer on Twitter if they're bowling on behalf of soup or in order to get soup. They were representing soup in the bowling championship. They were maybe they were playing in a bowling tournament in the the winner and got a just a bunch of soup. Now, what happened was Barstool partnered with, Bob does bowling and did the internet invitational

and they were representing big soup. That's not what happened at all. I don't know, it's just the name of a band. They've got a number of songs, pop punk. They still perform from time to time, I think. Okay. Nobody cares. Yeah. Okay. I think someone DMed them, if this is real, on Instagram and they clarified it was to earn soup. We've all been there. We've all been so down on our luck that we just needed to bowl, I don't know, 250 or out for some soup. What's your, have you ever bowled 200? 211. I've bowled one 200 game.

In bowling class at Texas State, Alexis Texas was not in my class, but I did bowl at 211. I have also bowled over 200, maybe twice, also in the bowling class at Purdue. So there you go. Yeah. Alexis Texas and Kyle Park of Texas Music fame. So shout out. Can we talk universal anti venom man? Yeah, it's like not

enough people are discussing anti venom man. This is sick. So universal anti venom may grow out of man who let snake bite him 200 times. So this dude, he started with like low doses of venom to slowly build up his immunity and then just got to the point where he just started letting snakes bite him. I'm going to ask you to go down memory lane. Everybody kind of remembers where they were for certain tragedies, certain dates. You remember where you were 9-11?

I sure do. Where were you? I was in my bedroom. I had first period off. It was my senior year. I had first period off, so I watched, my mom called me, said turn the TV on. Were you sleeping? It was a major turn the TV on. Were you sleeping?

It was a major event happening. No. Were you low key goonin' on 9-11? Were you goonin' on 9-11? I was getting ready for school. Okay, that's sometimes for some people, that's part of the process. I didn't goon.

Back then, you just have to, I get one out. I didn't goon. Were you saying goonin'? Dude, I'm moving in a two bed, one bath by myself, I might make the second bedroom just a goon cave. Okay. Are you really living in a two bedroom? Yeah, it was cheaper than the one bedroom.

Oh, that's great. Really? So you're gonna have a little office for your fuck around. Probably make it into a little studio. Put some swords, put some pads on the walls so you can just run and jump up against them when you get too hyped up. I'm gonna call it the Bunsen beater.

The Bunsen beater. Just an all time misspeak. Well, everybody kind of reacted to 9-11 differently. I was shocked. I didn't know what was happening. I was a senior. Some people enlisted the next day, 9-12. Tim Fried, the anti-venom man, crazed by the terrorist attack of the previous day and by the death of a friend a few days earlier, let himself be bitten by two cobras. It's one way to... Process?

Yeah. Process 9-11 via the cobra? The worst terrorist attack in American history. That one guy just went out and bowled a 300 but this guy Yeah, oh, yeah, remember that guy. Yeah, he wasn't bowling for soup. He was just bowling for America. Fuck. I'm just gonna go bowling This is terrible and he had the the round the game of his life. Yeah They were his first bites by live snakes and he had not built up enough immunity He was fine after the first bite, which is pretty impressive, right?

But after the second, he felt cold, his eyes started to droop and he couldn't talk. He blacked out and woke up from his coma in the hospital four days later. They were like, whoa, what happened, man? Ah, fucking, I got really bummed out about the terrorist attack, that tragedy. Why is he doing this?

So I had these two cobras and they were alive and I let them bite me. Why is he doing this? So he's been doing this for a while because this is a recent article. So he had started before 9-11. It's a slow build, man. And then just decided I need to try these cobras. You can't do this over the weekend. You got to plan this out over a long period of time. You'll be surprised to learn that his wife was furious. Hey, man, why'd you let two cobras bite you? Now we gotta go to the hospital. It's like you survived the first one. Like that's pretty, you know, why are you tempting it? Why

pushing? You gotta learn, know when to stop. When you like, I know that his whole goal is to like be a universal anti-venom man and it looks like he might actually reach that goal at some point. Have, you know, donate some blood. Is this to help other people or just so he can go around snakes and not worry about. I think it is. It is to help other people. He says in the article is like, he wants to, it's very Brian Johnson S where it's this guy just doing his own experiments for the benefit of humankind. Over 18 years, uh, he's injected himself with more than 650 carefully calibrated,

escalating doses of venom to build his immunity to 16 deadly snake species. We have four in Texas. Do you know the four? That's it. Mm hmm. They're native to. We'll get the rat, the rattlesnake.

So got cottonmouth, copperhead,al snake, rattlesnake. And then is it moccasin, water moccasin? Water moccasins are definitely in Texas, yeah. Randy, look up the four deadly snakes, in addition to whatever you were supposed to look up 20 minutes ago. That was bowling for soup. Bowling for soup, indeed.

I just don't fuck with snakes, man. I know there are good ones out there. I just, you know, I don't bother them, but I don't want to be anywhere near me. Rattlesnake, obviously. But is a rattlesnake fall under? They can definitely be deadly. Are there big four snakes, Texas, technically, because I'm getting India. Yeah, no, we're in Texas.

Texas copperhead, cottonmouth rattlesnakes, coral. Yeah. OK. So where is a water moccasin? I think we had water moccasins up Texas. Copperhead, cottonmouth, rattlesnakes, coral. Yeah. OK. So where is a water moccasin? I think we had water moccasins up north. Well, no, I'm just saying, like in Texas currently, not like whatever. If you see it, it's got like the triangle head. Just fucking go the other way. They're they're short and fat for a snake. And they're in the water.

Some people prefer that as the name would imply, they're swimmers. The moccasin. Yeah. For a snake. And they're in the water. Some people prefer that. As the name would imply they're swimmers. The moccasin? Yeah. That was the boogeyman at Boy Scout Camp. Speaking of swimmers, how do we not cover the seaman races yet? I'm sorry? Ah, yeah. Why don't you go ahead and break it down for us, buddy? There are two people who raced their seaman underneath a microscope. And it was like a live event. Did not know any of this. You know when people like come up to you and they say bro let's go out this weekend there's a crazy event happening you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Well that's that was a crazy event. It was a semen races under a microscope it was a microscopic race. Yeah sperm

racing in LA. Only in America. That's something, that's one way to say it. That doesn't seem like something that would only be in America. It feels like our good friends like Japan would do this shit too. They don't even know like where the start and finish line is.

Jesus. They're just swimming. Finish line's at the mall, it's right down the way from the Key Rock. That's right. US way from the keywalk. That's right. US students raced their sperm in $1 million event on the world's smallest racetrack. This was like a week ago.

Absurd. But back to other snakes. That's a better event than the Kentucky Derby. That's true. Most exciting two minutes of sports. Mm-hmm. Sorry, this fucking guy. Yeah, so he- This fucking guy. He does state in this article that he like is trying to make a difference

for people 8,000 miles away that he'll never meet, but he's, you know, just trying to create universal anti-venom. In Mr. Fried's blood, scientists say they have identified antibodies that are capable of neutralizing the venom of multiple snake species, a step toward creating a universal antivenom.

So there you go. How is that extracted? Oh, it's probably microscopes and shit, maybe like a Bunsen burner. I don't know, dude. Maybe a bun... Yeah, there might be a Bunsen burner involved. I don't know. I asked the wrong...

If you're going to ask these kind of questions, if you ask, you're going to ask such a scientific What's the Boston printer involved? I don't know. I asked the wrong, I asked the wrong two guys. If you ask, like you're gonna ask like such a scientific question, can you let me know before so I can now look like a total idiot? Yeah, yeah, sorry. I think, I don't know, I should have prepared you. Regular antibodies, don't they like inject stuff

into horses and get stuff? I don't know, they just. Yeah, I guess I'm just curious on how you extract antibodies from someone's bloodstream, but. It's a plasma maybe. You know what? I'll look it up later.

Maybe the plasma. Ooh, the plasma. Like when you do PRP therapy, plasma rich platelet, they extract the plasma. Did you guys ever sell plasma in college? No. I knew people who did. I never got to the point, but yeah, I knew people who did too.

No, I actually, I survived bowling for soup. We had guys who would sell plasma just to like go buy like a case of Natty. Exactly. I knew guys who did, um, like weekend, they would do like one weekend a month, not in the reserves, no, in a, um, pharmaceutical, um, study where they would go, they would have to go and like stay for their weekend and they would get paid like 500 bucks to go have pills tested on them and shit, and they might

be in the placebo group, they don't know. It was very common in Texas state. Oh, for sure, I remember that too. It seems fairly unethical, honestly. You're preying on college kids. Just broke college kids who just- Who are already there on, probably on loans, probably were like tempted to open a credit card

for a free pizza. And then next thing you know, it's like, yeah, sure. I don't know. Maybe Pedialyte is going to test some new shit on me. No offense. That doesn't offend me at all. It's okay. Full disclosure.

Full disclosure. Chels does work for the company that makes PD. You got to disclose. Yeah, so if anybody in this room gets explosive diarrhea again, it's real time. There you go. There you go. I don't know, man. This is great, again. It's real time. There you go. There you go. I don't know, man.

This is great, man. So inspired by it. I just want to say thank you for your service, Tim Fried. It's a wild. Some people, some people went to fought the Taliban. Others pulled out the Cobras and said, fucking bite me. You think he taunts the Cobras before he lets them sink their little cobra fangs in? I would hope so. Got to. Gotta rile them up. What do you think he says? Hey, you little fuckers. Yeah. How would you taunt them? Just kind of remember 9-11 happened the previous day. Just what are you saying? You're looking these cobras right in the eyes. I'd probably give them the Pweds voice.

Oh, you wanna bite me? You wanna bite me, you little bitch? Something like that, you know? It's, they're gonna be like, oh, fuck this guy. And then they just sink their little fucking fangs in. That must've been an interesting week for- Then I'm in a coma. Like family, friends of them.

Like they're all dealing, everyone in America is dealing with September 11th, but like, did you hear about Tim? Yeah, it's uh, it's tough because everyone's processing the the terrorist attack and like the the new change in life that you know, yeah And then there's like oh we also have to go to the hospital because Tim's in a coma because he he did the snake thing He did the snake, you know, he's playing with those snakes. Well, he, uh, so we figured out why Tim is raising all these snakes. He doubled down on a Cobra. He's like, I'm buying them. Bite him. He doubled down. He said, no Cobras, one one and no, he's a no. Another one. He didn't run it up

again. Yeah, sir. A second Cobra has hit my leg. Another nine 11. That's another 9-11 plug. That is the circling back joke of the day. Good job, Randy. Hey, stand up and take a little bow, bud. Thanks, everyone. Where can we find you this week, man? We'll be here all week.

You got any shows you want to plug? I'm actually going up to the Laugh Factory soon enough. Which one? There's a lot of them. The one in Chicago. Oh, wow. Road trip. Very cool. All right, I don't even know if there's one lot of them in Chicago. Okay. Oh wow road trip great cool

Even though there's one in Chicago, but whatever Second city as well as thinking about in Chicago. Mmm. That's the one where like everyone comes from more like second bite from a cobra on 912 Dylan has a trail anecdote. I do I have a trail anecdote I as as you guys know, I like to walk my dog around the trail, the hike and bike trail around Lady Bird Lake. And it's an interesting scene. You see a lot of interesting people. For example, on this same walk, there was a man holding a baby possum,

and people were walking up and petting this thing. It was kind of weird. I did not partake. But maybe he was getting a possum antibodies. Oh, yeah. He's getting all paused up. Yeah. Yeah.

Casey ran into a posse. Possed up. Anyway, another thing I walked past was this lovely couple who I'm guessing were around 60 years old. They were so a part of the trail there's this like rock wall right on the shoreline. Home of T-Man. Yeah. There's a rock wall right on the shoreline and it's wide enough to sit on, right?

So you like you can sit like crisscross applesauce. I know what you're talking about. And this couple was sitting there and I walked past and they caught my attention along with many others because they were um again they're about 60 years old, a seemingly normal looking couple and they were they were straddling each other. All right. But the guy, this is the guy's legs. These are the woman's legs. It's a visual show. He was doing the straddling

and they were having a conversation like four inches from each other's faces. And I was like, that's first of all, it's very emasculating, you know, being the, as the guy, not being the one who's being straddled, but being the one who's straddling. And then 15 minutes later, I walked by them and they hadn't, they hadn't moved. They hadn't even flinched. They just still just, just having this intimate conversation. And people were just, you know, snickering and pointing and it was a whole thing and I was just like,

it's had some real estate in my brain since I saw it. What was he wearing? They were like, like, like, like, like, like, trail clothes? No, no, I didn't get, their attire didn't stick out. I mean, he had like a t-shirt and like, probably cargo shorts on, I don't know. It was just really funny.

And I wanted to share that with y'all. So, are you trying to say women can't be straddled? Yeah, women can be straddled, sure. I found it odd for the man to be straddling the woman, seemingly a heterosexual couple. Was he, were they both similar stature, size and stature? I think so. He wasn't a man of size?

No, no, no. He was a pretty, I mean, he wasn't a big guy at all. But I just, yeah, I don't know, man. I wouldn't want to be seen in public that way, I guess is what I'm trying to say. And I think some other people might co-sign that. Hey, I have three little words for you here, Dylan. Keep Austin weird.

Why you just not want Austin to be weird anymore? I'm not saying don't be weird. That's some old Austin weird shit. What I am saying, if you're gonna be weird, I might talk about it on my podcast. That's true. You know what I'm saying? Did you tell Sydney Sweeney

we were gonna vaguely reference her when you went out with her? Yeah. Dude, if it was Sweeney, that'd be, it might not even come in today I'd just stay home think about it. Oh yeah you know what I'm saying like it was the morning of 9 11 yeah just like 9 11 all over and you were just the buntzen beater you're just looking at your little tower yeah you know just a little emasculating that's interesting yeah good for them like they have Yeah, you know, just a little emasculating. That's interesting.

Yeah, good for them. Like they have no shame, you know, just, hey, we're gonna show our affection. Do they know? Were they kind of enjoying the? I did catch him kind of looking around, like people will notice him what's going on here, but they didn't seem too bothered by it.

They just kept doing their thing. And that's just how they get down. And that's just how they, you know, how they get down and that's, hey, go off. I heard anybody go off. Just a couple of your peers, man. God. No, they're not, no, I'm not 60.

They're not thinking of the snail trail. I'm not 60. Good for them, you know? What? Yeah. So there's a baby possum? Snails, cause they're slow. Oh, yes.

Oh yeah, right. No offense, 60s. We'll be there soon. You'll be there sooner than me, but we'll both be there at some point. Oh, it's dumping. Well, that's that's that's some rain. Rain just started don't be on us. That's what it sounded like when he fucking just stepped over those legs and yeah busted down on her. How's it look? Do you have his hands behind her back? It's coming. Yeah. Oh, wow. Dude, they were it was step over those legs and yeah, busted down on her. How's it looking? Do you have his hands

behind her back? It's coming. Yeah. Oh, wow. Dude, they were, it was that's that's beautiful. It was intimate. They probably had some uh relations that evening if I had to guess or that day or right there on the trail. You think it was like

60 year olds try Molly for the first time? One of those deals or like try to CBD gummy. You know that something like that could have been going on. Yeah. Cuz you know, when you get to a certain age, we've talked about this before. It's usually much later, but you say, fuck it, I'll try heroin or whatever.

I'm like 90, why not? Yeah, sure. Like 60 seems like a good time where you're like, you know, I found some Molly and my grandkids backpack. You want to take someone to go straddle each other on the trail? You want to go to the trail, let's do it. It was a beautiful day outside.

I get it. A lot of'm going to go on the trail. You want to go to the trail? Let's do it. It was a beautiful day outside. I get a lot of people out. A lot of people. and that's my trail anecdote for the week. Tune in tune in next week as I continue my my walks. Boy, do I love Rocket Money. I love that sound.

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This week in back, do you want to take any guesses? I've looked at the rundown, so I kind of know what this is about. Can I pretend I don't know? Yeah. Is this about Alcatraz? Fuck yeah. Oh shit, that was a good guess.

Oh really? Yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. Alcatraz is so bad. It's so bad. So bad. Dude, I've been waiting for this. The orange man wants to reopen Alcatraz.

Who's been there? I've been there. I've been there. I've not been. It's sick, it's cool. Did you do the wired headphone tour? I did. I did too. I even took a picture in front of the

The mug shop where they had like the height chart, you know, yeah, it was cool. I did I think I took a photo in Al Capone cell. Oh, is the syphilis still there? I don't know you it's not visible They got the syphilis out, right? Maybe I don't What is it what we come on Alcatraz is back bring syphilis there. Okay. Yeah, we're bringing it back and not to get political but um, this It feels like trump just like he's in bed and he's like What sounds awesome? Well, no, you know, there's a quote. What can we do that? Just be fucking sick There's a quote from an editorial and I know the uh the source here You'll you'll probably guess which side it's going. It's msnbc It says why trump's push to reopen alcatraz as a working prison is such a misguided idea.

But one quote says, when a reporter asked the president hours later about the origins of such a move, he replied, just an idea I've had. Yeah, exactly. I didn't know that quote was in there, but like exactly. He just like, he comes up with these ideas, he thinks are gonna be like funny or like awesome, and he just like, he puts them into practice. Like, all right, we're going to do this. I don't know how feasible this, this is. Um, it's, it's like dilapidated. It's like run down in the, it's structurally like falling apart. It needs to be completely redone.

I think it's one of the reasons why they shut it down. It's also very expensive as it's an island. Or 60 years ago, I think they shut it down. Yeah. Also very expensive to run. Yeah. Transport back and forth as it's an island. 60 years ago, I think they shut it down. Yeah. Yeah. Also, very expensive to run. You gotta like. Transport back and forth. It's not easy.

But now we can utilize drones for like um. You take prisoners over there with drones you mean? Well, no. I was thinking like food drops and stuff. Yeah. Or you can put in a bowling alley and you can say, alright, who wants to eat some soup today?

It's true. It's true. That's true. Um this sounds like I'm I'm low on board. I don't know again. I don't know how feasible this is and I don't know the you know, cost and effect here. I don't know if it's worth it.

The ROI is going to be worth it but it sounds dope and uh but you can't tour anymore. Do you feel a little safer knowing that there's a that's out there and there's some prisoners there? No. Okay. I think I think maximum security there's uh that's out there and El Chapo, he'll get out of anything.

He said he's still there. He's not getting out of Superman. He'll fucking, he'll swim from Alcatraz. He is the ultimate find the way to his guys. I feel, I'm sorry, no offense to El Chapo. I just don't know if he's making that swim. It's notoriously difficult. It's a tough swim to make.

And you got sharks. You got sharks, it's very cold. But I think the biggest challenge is how fast the current moves through that area. It'll just take you out to sea, I think. Yeah, probably. And that's not where you wanna be. No.

Take you out to sea like it's Dylan's room senior year. First period. Come on, man. We're talking about Alcatraz here. It's a Tuesday morning. This is one of the Trump ideas. I'm like, yeah, I mean, okay, I just don't I just don't know if this benefits really anyone. This seems like a way to fuck with

Gavin Newsom. Probably, which like, that's just a bonus bonus for like, man, you know, I can,, just a lot of stuff going on. It's not great, but you know, he really had me at Alcatraz. Batekul Lev Lunatics. You know, it'll be interesting because you know, such notorious inmates who served time at Alcatraz,

Al Capone, George Machine Gun Kelly, Robert Stroud, the Birdman of Alcatraz. Everybody knows the Birdman of Alcatraz. Alvin Creepy Carpus. He's got bad pr You never want that nickname the stick Mickey Cohen Was Mickey Cohen the vegas guy believe it shut down in 1963 Dude fuck yeah, dude, these are some fucking Tresa sick, it's it's a really fun tour if you want to get a chance to go, I recommend it. It's fun.

Dude, you're almost guaranteed if you stated if you were a prisoner at Alcatraz, you absolutely communicated. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Take you out to sea. Yeah, yeah. Let me get a little bit more of that soup. Just let me a can of corn. We'll blow some strikes. Hey, tell me man, I got I got 20 pops on the Yankee game.

20 pops? What'd the Mick do tonight? That's pretty good. Did the Mick touch home tonight? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're planning to escape this place. Yeah.

We got a raft. We made a raft out of mattresses. Yeah, it was a Lisa. The box opened up. Get him out of the box, see? I don't know how they folded it up and got it in there. Took 30 minutes in flight, see? Pretty impressive.

Dude, I kind of want this to happen. What if it's also because just like he wants Greenland, it's a national security threat of just having Alcatraz being open. Because I know a couple of years ago, they had a scenario where like this like military group of like it's like U.S. like General, whatever kind of overtook it and was like holding the city hostage from some like nerve toxin gas gas you remember this happening yeah i do yeah then what happened and then nicklas cage and sean connery broke in man you're good at this um and then what happened though why did they get sean conner he's an old man

well because he was a famous spy that was wrongfully imprisoned. Oh yeah, he was, he was imprisoned at Alcatraz. Imprisoned at Alcatraz. That's right, I was. I was in prison there. And I saw Scarface and I saw all creepy. And the Birdman. All creepy and I shared a cell. I told Birdman, he needs to pay little Wayne.

Pay him and his money. Okay, we're doing a lot. Birdman? Yeah. The rapper? That shower gulag scene was dope though. I Will not give them out my bad that order. I Don't recall it. It's a good movie. Yeah Some thunder it always scared me cuz like the they were gonna just like fire that shit into San Francisco That was the whole thing right nerve toxin scares me. It's chemical

weapons. They banned that Geneva conventions. It should be banned. I stand against chemical weapons. Wow. Political stance over here. It's political. You know what? I'm going to co-sign. In fact, if there is a chemical weapon attack, I will the two cobras, king cobras, the king cobras that I've been harboring in my basement. I have a basement. I will let them bite me for the good of mankind. Wow. I'll just go bowl for soup, 300. That's a lot of soup.

What are you gonna do? I'm gonna extract your antibodies. How? You don't even know how you're asking. Yeah. And I will be safe from said cobras. Look it up. Look up how to extract antibodies.

We're not leaving this thing until we find out how. Crash course right now. I did see, I saw a scarf. Shotcutter, why Shotcutter's voice so fun? It is fun. Removing antibodies from the blood, a process called plasma phariseis is typically done through therapeutic plasma exchange.

This procedure involves separating the blood into its components, discarding the plasma, which contains antibodies, and replacing it with a substitute plasma or solution. So we were right. D centrifuges and stuff, probably. Do late. It's now. He's still doing Connor. He's doing he's doing Sean. What percentage of our audience is like familiar with his Sean Connery's body of work? Oh, more than you might think.

I think I never can for his work, see, never can for that. It was more of a Clint Eastwood guy. I wrote guys, guys. Sean Conner of a Clint Eastwood guy, a real guys guy. Sean Connery is out in the cell block days. And they got us VHS tape of James Bond, Goldfinger. Yeah. I kind of like it here. He's really nice.

Got a little bit of a view. I love that fresh sea air, you know. Real smooth cat, that James Bond, ah, see? That's a, you're doing, you're mixing. Smooth cat that's a little more jazzy, isn't it? Little more cool cat like yeah, we're like a beatnik scene, which I think was a San Francisco thing. So it's not that off base.

Regular old lounge lizard. You know what a lounge lizard is? Not a lot lizard Dylan. You know what a lounge lizard is? No rocket money just hit your inbox. Like you spent this amount of lot lizards last month. You're like fuck. What's a lounge lizard is? No. Rocket money just hit your inbox. Like you spent this amount on a lot lizards last month. You're like, fuck. What's a lounge lizard?

Lounge lizard is like a 1930s term for a fuck boy. Just a guy, a ladies man guy. This dude just posted off, just putting out a vibe. Yeah, just a guy that'd be at the lounge trying to hit on girls. Just trying to get laid, man. Yep. That's what it's all about.

Just trying to find some trim. Jesus. That's not over the line, get rid of the stuff you guys talk about. He's probably sniffing tits all over the place. All right, we got it. Yeah, old sniffy tits. Yeah, he's doing time.

He's doing life. Old sniffy tits? Yeah, he's doing life. He was doing blouse raids. He was sniffing the wrong tits, eh? Jesus. We gotta shut this episode down, I think. Should we run it back?

Yes. Get over here? Yeah. Of course, that's the segment during what you talk about, what we already talked about. It's podcast week and YouTube week. Dylan is currently sun kissed. Oh yeah.

Randy unsurprisingly doesn't keep a handicap. Dylan invited the squad to an outing but they went elsewhere without letting him know anything. Gonna have a conversation out in the bullpen here in a minute. Dylan did not smell any tits at Maddels. We had to disclose that Chelsea works for the company that makes Pedialyte. Truth in journalism. We love the sound of rain and we love the sound of a rocket money hitting your inbox and finally they got the syphilis out of Al Capone cell before opening it to tourism. That concludes run it back. We'll see everybody tomorrow for cold calls.

Uh thank you to everybody who reached out in a tough week. I love you Davey. Bye. I don't want those.