Circling Back - 2000 Time Capsule & Dallas Meet-Up in the Works? | Circling Back 1-14-26

Episode Date: January 14, 2026

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All right. All right. We're back. This here's the circling back podcast. My name is Dave. I feel like doing some podcasts. I don't know about you guys, which is a good thing,

as it's how I make my living for the most part. So that really lines up well for me today. You understand? Randall Trumbacki is going to produce. Hi, Dave. I'm glad that you are ready to do some podcasting and make a living. I got my gray Joseph A. Bank socks on today. Oh. I've had since probably I was 23 years old.

Did you get four suits with those? I probably got 15 pairs free. And then I got 70% off the olive suit I used to own. I had two suits that I bought from there. True story. I miss it when you guys called it Joseph A. Cranks. That was just some good humor back then. I don't remember that, dude.

I think that's funny? I do think that's funny. Speaking of old humor, I got to laugh when you guys were making the middleman and the German blade jokes with Harry's back on board. It felt very much like it was 2019, 2020 circling back. We used to be so out on middlemen. We literally cut them out. Yeah.

They've hated the middleman. Nothing pissed me off more. And honestly, kind of reading that Harry's copy, which we don't have a Harry's read today, but we'll give them a little added, added V, a little added value. The way they just went ahead and cut out the middleman is honestly like inspiring. You know who else? Cuts out the middleman Lisa. No read for them today too, but no middleman there.

Next time I find a middleman, it's on site. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm just going to piece him up, dude. I'm going to tune his ass up. I'll just cut him out of my life completely. I'm going to say, hey, you, we can't do this anymore. I'm sorry, we've grown apart.

I'm going to delete his number. Or her. And they're gone. There are middle women out there. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, the middle women. Mm-hmm.

There's something there. We don't have to pull on that thread. How's your unraveling going? It's going good. Thank you, David. What do you got today? Are you going to bring it? You wearing your candy chisd shirt.

Probably not. Yeah, my canny chisd shirt. Probably not. What's going on? I was thinking about maybe going seeing the new avatar. in theaters tonight because today's the last day you can see in iMacs but it's three hours and 15 minutes i'm like i'll just wait a month of him for it to stream at home you're getting longer you should do you think when dylan like goes to the theater to see a long movie like that he just

buys a ticket for the next day showing because he knows he's only going to go let's like see the first half yeah he's gonna fall asleep he just splits it up i used to fall asleep in theaters a lot when i took parts because i don't i don't know what it was maybe just i didn't care about what i was watching but I would fall asleep like 80% of the time. It was bad. I haven't done that in a while, though. Yeah, three hours and 15 minutes. I was like, yeah, yeah.

I probably won't. I won't spend the $20. And then, of course, the showing's $6.45, which means the show won't start until seven, means I won't be out to like 10, 1030 by the end of it. So I'm going to have to buy food there. It's like, you know, just I'll wait a month. I'll watch it at home. Get high.

Eat some nerd gummy clusters. Guys, I like the text that I just got from. will that you guys got it as well i'm gonna we'll let me see what it says oh okay oh um before the pot i saw i saw randall's kenychesney shirt and i i said that she thinks my tractor sexy is his best song and i said that's not not true and you said it was don't blink i i do like don't blink better i thought pirate flag i think might be one of my favorites Tar, stolen valor. Yeah.

Happy does. He knows nothing of me life. Summertime. American kids, good. Tis always summer on the seven seas. Bar at the end of the world. I find it interesting that bar at the end of the world is a song? My tasting music and Randy's tasting music, just opposite ends of the spectrum.

We just couldn't be farther apart. Pretty far. It's interesting. But you said it's interesting. But you said it's interesting. But you said it's interesting. Chesley's not that far from stuff you like. Dude, I, John Party's not far from what I'm about to say, don't take any offense to it.

This is what he's about to say, something very offensive. I'm about to get very awkward. Dude, Kenny Chesney is all about, like, nostalgia and, like, having good times on the beach and sun. I hate the new country. That's all this, like, sad boy country music. You listen to a lot of pop? Yeah, we, like, back to my point, we're on opposite ends of the spectrum. And there's nothing wrong with that.

I'll be honest. The tension can. be cut with a knife. I know Brett's watching in the chat right now. He was, it was a very gloomy Monday and he was listening to some sad boy country, all that. I had to put, I had to put my headphones in. I hate it. It wasn't all Brett's fault. Yeah. But I just, I hated it. Such as life are. I've been spending, I've been spending that new Zach Bryan. It's pretty good. I like it. Guy, guy can, uh, he can write. And yes, I do like sad boy country quite a bit. I don't know why. I do. It just, uh, it hits me, man.

You're a sad cowboy, a real cowboy from Austin. I'm a sad, I'm a sad, real urban cowboy. A real pirate is not afraid to cry. Yard, get me my brown pants. Crack open a seaman's cola. Here we go. And start thinking about life in general. All right. The open seas. That, that character might suck. No, the pirate? The pirate? I don't know. I have really seen much on it. I'm not afraid to go look for feedback.

Yeah, it's true. Usually when a new voice is, there's at least one Reddit post being like, I love the alien voice. Yeah. Well, I thought alien voice sucked. And then I realized it's my favorite one to do and I didn't care. I was going to,

even if it sucked, I was going to, it's just funny to be. So, a peek behind Dave's curtain. I don't like pirate voice because I wasn't here when y'all. debuted it. Oh,

yeah, that was a Will. So I'm out on it. I'm out on it. Which probably means you're going to do it more now. Yeah, that's typically how this goes. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah Yeah She thinks He's a castaway No longer part of the crew I don't know I like

Tractor Sexy is very country Where I feel like I like more That K. Chesney is Like tropical country I like him talking about Getting another beer in Mexico

Blame it all Mexico It was a big trope For a while In country music Going to Mexico Everybody was like Well I got to do a song With Jimmy Buffet

that means that'll give me the the listens the streams we'll go platinum what about way up in a coconut tree don't even know it that's uh cany chesney and willie nelson i believe yes willie got no business singing a song about a coconut it was it was getting high in a coconut coconut coconut that was the whole point yeah um a guy who just does not listen to pop country it's Still in shivery. Oh, no. I have a more refined palette for country. It's not at all what I'm saying, man.

There's plenty of dog shit music that I do like. Yes, that's true. Yeah, happy to be here, man. I'm getting chirped at by fucking Jake Paul fanboys now on Twitter. Can we wait to talk about this dumb shit later? What are they saying? He will sell out of plots within a week of listing. You have no idea how many rich people there are.

would love something like this. Shut the fuck up, dude. No one... You have no idea. You have no idea. Do you even know about rich people in their cars? His name is trading stocks. Okay.

It's... Trey is spelled like the name, like Trayding stocks. Fucking dork. Those guys at home day trading, watching Jake Paul vids. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Save some pee for the rest of us. Imagine feeling like you have to come to Jake Paul's defense on social media. Imagine.

Imagine being the low. Imagine being a dead point. That's the lowest of the low. I know. We're going to save it for the segment, but I know why Dylan's really upset about this. I'll save it for the segment. That's a tease.

Okay. I don't even know. I'm curious. Yeah, I can wait to find out. Man, if you guys are going to have beef this pod, I might just let y'all hash it out. Just leave. Go out there with Brett.

Brett's in the chat a little bit. No, he isn't. Oh, there he is, yeah. Is he chopping it up? He said, Indigo playlist hitting hard this a.m. It really was a bad weather morning Monday. It was

it was like, wasn't it like misty and cold and just weird? And here's the thing. It was not a good, it was almost borderline good you can't play like upmeet poppy stuff on a Monday morning when it's gloomy. It doesn't fit. But you don't also have to play gloomy, sad music to, you know,

enhance it. Well, sometimes that's just a vibe. Yeah, but the, I don't know, I just didn't, Before a pod, I'm not trying to listen to whatever. Yeah, here's the problem. I don't know where you stand this still. I forgot, but Dave and I have definitely lost the light battle in the office. The light battle?

Yeah. I gave my light before I come in. Here's the thing about the light battle. I don't really care one way or the other, but y'all are giving Brett too much respect. He's probably going to try. I don't really care as much, but he's, unless he's, if he's lying, then he should be reprimand. But he claims that it prevents him from working because there's a glare on his laptop. He feels very strongly about the light.

He feels more strongly about it. And because he came up with that, I'm like, okay, I'll take your word for it. But if I somehow give him truth serum and I find out, we'll give him LSD or something. Yeah. Maybe it carve. If I give him and he tells me like, hey, I made that up just because I don't like the lights, then we'll probably publicly flog him. Like if he walks in the office.

and the bullpen light is on. He comments on it within three seconds of entering the office. He's like, why is this light on? I don't know, man, we want to see. Well, I don't know. It's him and Will, though, too. Yeah, Will. Will the same boat.

Oh, yeah, Will hates those lights. And again, I don't care. Yeah, I wish they were, like, cool lights, like that were, I wish they were, like, infrared or like red light. Be cool. Get some red light therapy. But they're just, they're the lights that came with the place. He's in the chat saying there's a glare.

I think, but also like I just came in and it was just me and him and it was so gloomy outside and not a single light was on in the whole place. It was like dark. And he feels more strongly about the lights than I feel strongly for the lights. And we live in Austin where it boasts that has like 300 sunny days. So usually it's not that big of a deal. But on those really like gloomy days, like, can we get some light in here? On that note, try me came inside her.

We bought it ourselves. Is Austin considered like a sunny part of the country? Yeah. We get way more sunny days than a lot. Tarr, we only had the purple stuff. No sunny D. Dude, fuck the purple stuff. No one was drinking that shit.

Double cupped up drinking that old. I heard you made a make a Kame Insider joke there. Yeah, we're back in 2020 again with the middleman and Kainzada. I had a sell see before I came in here. Hey. Did we do a logo for that? Yeah. Ricky, I think, did.

The little gator. It was a good loger. Do we make a shirt? No. I always had an idea. That's two. That's too. Can we do one in the style of a big Johnson?

Shirt? A Cayman insider. I mean, that's not a bad idea. I mean, just, I'm just. You're the guy who owns a big Johnson shirt. Someone did send us a big, I haven't put it on. They say you a big Johnson shirt. I'll put it on.

You should. Oh, not right now, but yeah, I will. What else? Oh, yeah, we're recording voicemails today. 888, 61848-48-4-2. That's the pipeline. How are, I mean, I know we still got... We're getting theme week.

We've gotten a good number. We could always use more. I haven't even checked theme week emails. If you're new or you... Ooh, a little... A little... That Celsius is rearing its head. If you're new or you just missed it,

doing at the end of the month that last Tuesday will be a theme. And this, this month, it's going to be house party week. Just stories, fun stories are not so fun from house parties. It could be a house party you had last week or when you had 20 years ago. We don't really care, but you can leave a voicemail again, 88861848-4-422. Email me, Dave at washtmedia.com or I can also, if you have a really good one and you're just a shitty typeer or a bad storyteller via typing, maybe we'll call you and you can just tell it. If you got juice, you got to have juice though. And here's the thing. I guess if you, if you're willing and you email in, include your phone number like Dave said, or if like your voicemail, we have your number. We might, we might call you back if we need more clarity on something

like that. So you're ready if you on Tuesday afternoons during theme week, if you wrote in, because we might just call you up. How do you feel about that? Yeah, well, call these fuckers. What are you doing over there? Check out the action. I know she's been tuning out when Randy's talking. What's up with that? No, no.

I love it when Randy talks, man. Dude, why am we getting less Randy on? Oh, less. Oh, less Randy. Controversial. Dude, no redeeming qualities. It's just less. What a Reddit boner.

Damn. You got him. Got his ass. Bye. So I teased this yesterday when we dropped exactly five minutes, which is available now on Patreon. I got invited to my buddy's ranch next week. Talk of shit. They need a, they got some, they got some dough that needs a little, what's the word, cullen?

Collie. They got some hogs out the cow. Hogs always. You always got a cold hogs. Open season, man. All year round. Turkey. All sorts of stuff.

But the reason I bring this up is because I'm going to be rocking poncho. Oh, yeah. Ponce was made. Not just for the ranch, but you can ranch and poncho. You can wear it. I wear it to work a lot. But you know that, like that one shirt you wear so much? You're like, am I overdoing it? That's typically poncho.

And I've already got the one picked out that I'm going to rock there. The square toes out in West Texas when they aren't giving me shit about the whole Jacob Rodriguez thing. I wore a poncho the next day on this podcast. And they were like, your poncho is too clean. That's what they said. Like, you haven't been out there actually cowboying. That's hilarious.

But also, like, they respect poncho. The brand is clear. But they just want a little bit more worn in, you know? Well, you typically are just wearing a podcast. It doesn't really get all that dirty. I haven't really been doing much ranching lately. You need to go out there and just start, like, moving shit around. I haven't built any fences lately or anything like that.

You need to go out to your, your Bob's Place and just, like, do some stuff. Yeah. I don't know what you would do. Just spend about 10 hours outdoors in my poncho. You don't even have to do anything like that crazy. Just be like, yeah, I was out there. Just. just, you know, tending to things.

I was working the feeders. I was checking the feeders. I was checking the feeder. Yeah, we're just checking them. Yeah, that game cam, man, it's my activity out there. I love poncho, not only because of the shirts. We mentioned the, okay, so I've got the denim, Pearl Snap, which is my favorite. I've had that for a long time.

I've got a short sleeve one that's really good. It's like a lighter material. You know, it's good for, it's my travel shirt, honestly. or not a plane because it's very breathable, but it looks great. My favorite one is probably, it's a pearl, it's a pearl snap button down denim in a green color, which is really dope. It's a heavy material. And also the very lightweight hoodie, which is great for fishing or just being outdoors and

the flannels too, warmish weather. They've got the good, they've got the best flannel. It's fantastic. The flannel, you could even just wear it as a kind of wear it as a shacket type situation. if you want to. Sure. Why not? Sure. They've got the poncho promise.

That's free shipping, free returns, and even exchanges anytime. Pancho stands by every shirt and they'll make it right if it's not your favorite, even months later. They actually care about making this your go-to brand. And I can tell you, their T-shirts are great also. They're hats. They've got a great hat collection. I think it's underrated. Go to poncho outdoors.com slash steam and enter your email for $10 off your first order.

That's P-O-N-C-O-O-O-D-D-C-C-O-C-T-C-com slash steam for $10. off and free shipping. And when they ask how you heard about them, tell them circling back since you. Tell them those bad ombres over at circling back. Also, Randy, we're talking about them. They sent you. Shirts so good, you'll take your family photos in them.

It's true. You looked good. Scrumdilio. I thought she'd photoshop my hair a little bit more. I'm talking to Photoshop my hair a little bit more. Did you ask her to? No, I thought she would just do it. No, I'm just kidding.

Looks great. I look great. A lot of people reached out. He got your card, man. You're looking good. What's still about a late push for Backer of the Week? Excuse me? Look, shout out to my guy, Tony, who we dubbed Backer of the Week.

On a Tuesday, no less. Early in the week. Tony, they're... You see here in footsteps, you're saying? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. What we got?

Randall. This is a stupid trend that I'm liking. Dude, he's slonking driving. Dude, just pushing the Kia? Yeah. It's sloncathom. It's slonk moth. Looks like some tahine on that or something.

Yeah, I was wondering, that doesn't look like just pepper, you know? What do they put on a devil-degg? Looks like some Cajun seasoning, perhaps. Cyan? Maybe it's a little cayenne. Or is it a paprika? Maybe it's some Tony Chachries. Yeah, that works as well.

Paprika. Paprika, I can't remember. One of the two. Either way, he's also oddly slonking. with his right hand. I guess it's not that odd. If you're gonna, yeah, left arm on the wheel. It's like that thumb got slammed in the door.

Damn, some of that thought. Here's the thing. This is my guy, BG. He's being safe because he is, we can see, zero miles prior. Spadometer at zero, safe. Yep, we like that. I don't think it's pulling.

He is in Houston. Is that what that says? Yeah, that's Houston. Well, I think that's Houston. Yeah, it looks Houston. It's probably hard. Yeah. Either way, dude, your thumb's fucked up.

But I'm liking it. Guys, I like what you're doing. Jim in on that nail. Jesus. He isn't drive, though, so he's about to leave. He is, he isn't drive. You know, the day before, the day the world stopped, like, no lie, like when COVID happened, like when it was like shutting down everything, I slammed my thumb on the door, like bad,

didn't break somehow, but it was very bad. Nail never fell off, but it also never fully healed. It still got this crack right through the middle of it. So it's like two. What? It grew back in. That's weird. It is weird.

It just never fell off. I don't know what. Maybe I'm different. Maybe I just care it to me. It's a permacrect? Permacrect, yeah. That's crazy. So when you shake my hand, you know these hands have been out working.

Or I just slam my thumb on the door. Same your thumb on the door. Getting groceries out. I'm very familiar with having purple nails because I've been, I got bit on my hand a couple times in 2025. You're on that Caleb Williams shit. Yeah. Bit by a dog, not a human.

I'm comparing these two photos here of the slunk versus potato and Tony was just reckless because he was in motion. It looks like he's driving with his knees. He said BG is. BG. BG. He's in drive. So he has the break on. But these guys look at one, two, three, four.

He's on a four lane highway and he's just taking a picture in motion with the potato. Please only send We're only from going to go on full We're only going to post photos of people Who are eating and driving Wilston Park Yeah while they're while they're like at least doing zero miles per Don't be a Wilst guy

Willston Park is my new band Don't be a Willst guy please I hate Willst people Bigley What are you talking about? They just think it makes them sound smart or something I don't know Wilsst

Wilsst No one used that word before 10 years ago No one Now it's like, oh, here we go. I found this one. Let's try to sound uppity. Shut up. Damn, you're really going for people today.

Yeah, what's all right? Randy's trash-ass music. Jake Paul fans. I didn't say day traders. I didn't say Raine has trash-ass music taste. I just very different taste. He said that he hates Kenny Chessie. I do hate Kenny Chessie's music.

That's true. But that's just one artist. Give me by a pool, drinking up, peanut calada. Can you say pina, pina? Pina. Pina clata. There's an accent over the N in there. Inya.

Inya. Who am I ready? Hope I said that right. Is that me? It's Rani in Mexico. Yeah. Diadalos mortos. In spoiler alert, he didn't.

First video. Hope I'm saying that right. You're just like, you're not. Oh, Randall. Sam Taylor. Hope I said that right. San Jens. San Jens.

You didn't. but that's okay Matt Al Ranchos What was the other one? The first one was the girl from The Bachelor Naki who said

Gonoki Oh it Mucanex was the other one The Sam Taylor did Mucanex The girl from the Bachelor said She's like I think she was rage baiting too I think she said Ganochi

We're like I can't It's rage bait I can't imagine saying that at a restaurant And I'm going to, I would just, if I didn't know and I saw that, I'm going to have that. Just point to it. I was in Rome with Kayla and she ordered a Chianti.

And I looked at the waiter. And the waiter looked at me and we just were like, what? You looked at the Italian waiter and you guys had a laugh? Yes. And she said what? Mamma Mia. It's Kianti. Dude, you didn't have to do her like that.

That's tough. I had to tell her. Chianti? I've told this. I've told the story. I know, but it's just, I mean, that's awesome. Shout out to, shout out to Kayla from the show. This comment in the chat made me laugh.

Alex says, my Subaru can drive itself mostly, elite slunkmobile. That's good. Somebody responded, my other push for Backer of the Week, there's a guy on Twitter who responded to a tweet of yours. Maybe it was the Jake Paul thing. He just said, are you going to pull up an air slonk one? I did see that one. one yeah air slunk one i'm not it doesn't really even i mean it it's funny it doesn't really fit i mean you

know what i mean it doesn't right sound like force like the word it's replacing but it is just funny air slunk one it's good yeah like just stocked with slunks that egg looks good though i need the shit out of that is it true you're a day trader you just sit around on like with multiple monitors trading slonks all day yeah yeah just slonk futures so yeah yeah I do. You knew you had pre-existing knowledge of the bird flu. You put in a short. Sure did.

You knew egg prices were growing way up like two years ago. Yeah. What's going on? They're still pretty expensive, man. I think it does it under a $2 now. Alyssa, I guess, like, she's really good about a lot of things. She's my wife. But she bought, did some grocery shop before she left town.

in Charlotte. She stocked us up. And I opened the drawer yesterday morning. There's three dozen eggs, three cartons. I was like, I think we're going to be good. Like, I know maybe she's been listening and she knows I'm really been up with my slonk take. We buy them about 36 at a time. We go through slonks, man. I had four this morning. She'll eat, she'll eat maybe two in the morning, and I'm three, and then we might make one. Samuel eat one. Rhodes doesn't eat them anymore. We hard boil about eight of them. Use two for. tuna salad. Man, I know it smell crazy in there.

And then I, we, but I make a lot of over medium eggs at home, a lot. Occasional omelet. I don't like a runny egg. I'm just thinking about the other ways to prepare them. Okay. I don't like it as much.

I used to. We used to work with the young lady who got really into eggs and she would post like portrait mode slow-mows of like an egg getting a, egg yolk getting popped is the only way I can think about it and it kind of grossed me out who's this I don't want to I don't want to add her I don't remember you know you know her I missed her slunk content I guess AI slunk what are you doing is it is that person it is

I didn't have the camera on myself but yeah that explains it yeah and I was just like man I don't really know if I want to see a graphic video of an egg like yolk breaking yeah It was just, it was just like off-putting. That doesn't seem like it would be good content? No. I mean, a lot of people like eggs, Dylan. It's some shit you might like it. You're an egg guy.

I love eggs. Yeah. So I don't know. I'm not saying Tony's getting dethroned his back or the week, but clearly people are coming for that ass. The best part of ramen is the egg. I'm going to learn how to do that. I agree. Because it's just a medium boiled egg, I feel like, and then you just have to like marinate it.

They know it. know it too at ramen Tatsuya and to get an extra one, which I always do, it's like $5. I'm going to learn how to make one of those. And maybe I'll bring some in for the boys. Some marinated. What's it called? What do they call it? I can't remember something egg.

I think I'm the biggest dumb ass when it comes to ramen places. Like as far as knowing what's on the menu, unless they give you like the, the dumb American translation. I don't know. Like they'll call like the egg. the proper Japanese name and all this stuff. I'm like, I don't know what any of that is. I need pictures.

That was a nice thing about Japan. They pretty much knew that, like, they had an English menu, which was pretty much just pictures, and you could just point to them. The best, the best hole in the wall, Tex-Mex places have pictures.

They're on the menu, even though at this point you don't really need them. I found that that's a big... Have you heard of this place called Hecho in Mexico? Echo. Yeah, I have. Echio.

I've heard, man, I'm always trying to get my friends to go there with me. Well, you got invited. It's a hidden gem. I'm going tomorrow with two of our friends from South Austin and you were invited, but you're too busy. I can't. I'm not getting a sitter to go to Echo in Mexico. I'm not arguing with you here. I would love to go.

I really would. It's easy. We'll go at some point. Did you all replace me? Are you bringing your boy Mikey down? He's received the text, but he has yet to respond. Texted him last night. I know what his problem is.

I'm getting NFL departure updates from Sauce right now. Okay. And Oregon safety has declared. And for some reason, he thought I needed to know that. Okay. Dylan Athenaman has declared for the draft. It's great. Again, why would he send that to you?

I don't know. Let me see if he says. He's been hit me with some portal stuff. So maybe, I don't know, he just thought this was a continuation of that conversation. I don't know. Now, just tell him, man, that's crazy. That's crazy. I hope you guys are able to replace that safety.

I'm not really familiar with this guy's game. Sure you will. All Big Ten, first team. That's a good player. Maybe he's a future cowboy. It's helping the second here. Yeah. Yeah.

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phone era. This is Brittany speech. years class. X-Tina. I got a little video. This is the shortest one I could find. I think it does a good job kind of describing it. So, we'll see what we got.

Check out middle school students in Pennsylvania cracking open in ancient time capsule dating all the way back to the year 2000. Pre-9-11. 2000? As in 26 years ago? You know, the good old days of yesteryear. Video tape. Timmy bands The Backstreet Boys InSink and Britney Spears.

There you go. I'm seeing a lot of magazines, you know, especially Britney Spears. That's like what I'm most interested in. These kids make me feel ancient, but at least they have good taste among the very old-fashioned items discovered by the youth, a cassette tape, floppy disk, and a cell phone. And when you would type this in, all that would come across here were the numbers. Could you text them? No, gosh, no. Not forgotten.

The wisdom of their time-capsuling ancestors. Now most people are always at the mall, and then in 2025, the mall will come to you. Nailed it. To use a kid word, the whole experience let them feel the vibe at the turn of the century. It makes it seem like everything was like more joyful back then kind of. And teachers appreciate letting the kids know they can leave their own legacy. The fact that everybody in the building had their name on something, this shows these kids that everybody's important. Another heavy dose of nostalgia.

That's a well done time capsule. Yeah, it's a good time capsule. a good cross section of material in there a floppy disc man these kids don't know anything about a floppy disc vhs tapes cassette tapes dude put loading a disc in and going and checking it was it your d drive what drive was it i don't know but i do i think i saw a tweet a couple years ago it was like a very much my my son seven tweet and the guy said like oh someone 3d printed the save icon is what the kid said it's like man they don't know what a floppy disk is oh my god that's that's interesting yeah yeah the floppy disk icon it was the save button yeah man we had uh living you could just go to the

airport and security was limited hadn't uh no tsa hadn't hadn't gone to afghanistan haven't hadn't hadn't invaded Iraq, hadn't destabilized Libya, hadn't bombed boats off the coast of Venezuela, hadn't kidnapped Maduro, hadn't. You did a lot of jump in years right there. I did. This could have been a 2025 capsule, not that stuff would have happened. That's crazy. Hadn't taken, never mind.

That was pre-COVID, man. Ooh, yeah, the ongoing global pandemic. I remember saving, like, after every paragraph, if I was writing a paper or something, just afraid to be afraid of losing it. Yeah. It happened to me before. I think it happened to everybody at some point, man. Is that pre-auto save? Had to be.

Yeah, of course. Oh, yeah. That phone that she had in her hand, I couldn't tell the brand of that phone. It didn't look quite like a Nokia, but she said you couldn't text on it. That phone looked like untextable. That was like the one that saved by Zach Moore. What? That had the-

The Morris had the big Motorola That's what that one kind of was. It was a little bit smaller. I could pull it back up for you. I had switched famously from a Motorola to a Prime Co-Fo.

He did, yeah. Yeah. I had the Nokia. That was definitely my first. I also had a pager in ninth grade. That's a pretty big boy right there. It's not as big as... They looked like a Motorola.

You're right. But it's, yeah. Okay, maybe you couldn't text on that one. But in 2000, we were texting in 2000. It was like 10 cents of text, remember? Yeah. My first phone.

Texted. My first cell phone was a, so my dad had a construction company and everyone in his, everyone had a nextel. Had the. Even Gladys? The chirp. Even Gladys had a, yeah, the chirp one. You got to listen to exactly five minutes to hear Dylan's construction. That was my, yeah.

That was my first phone. And I believe it texted. You know she was sending some crazy texts on that thing. Oh my God. Just nasty shit. Just getting, just getting filled up. her words not mine you have to listen to for context there 2000 man what would you have put in

you probably put it like a little stink bomb with a 25 year fuse they didn't have a fuse but stink bombs were a major player in like seventh grade there's a problem there's like a month where people were getting in trouble dropping them down their pant leg in the hallway and they stunk that's sorry dude it's real sorry smoke bombs were fun and not stinky. Yeah, until some ding-dongs in our fraternity rolled one under somebody's door upstairs and it caught their bed on fire while they were passed out.

They kicked down the door to save his life. I'm going to see one of the guys. That's incredible. And it wasn't like a little smoke bomb. It was like one of those like, you know, you'd call him the military smoke bombs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, dude, you got it from the tactical stores.

The cylinder ones? You got it from the Army, the surplus store. Yeah. A legit one. What were y'all going to do with that? That's an old-ass house. It's very flammable. Extremely.

Insane. There's no longer there, sadly. I would have put a pager in there. Oh, yeah. Pager's still hot in 2000. I had a pager in ninth grade, which was like 97, 98 or 99. I would like to see some clothing maybe from the era. Maybe a Stozy shirt or something.

Man, it would have been Abercromb. 2000 would have been Abercrombie. Big Abercrombie. A pookishel knuckles would have been great. I'm sure those magazines had a lot of fashion in them. They seemed like a bunch of magazines. 2000 would have been prime burn CD era. Like, yes.

That's a miss, not having like a best of like burned. Oh, that was big in 2000. You're right. Somebody could have donated the faceplate for their CD player. You know, their pioneer. here. Remember people taking that out of their car and like in taking it with them so it wouldn't get stolen? It was so stupid.

Do we need to check on that kid's well-being that said everyone was more joyful? He just he clocked. I was like, yeah, they seem happier than me. We were like, yeah, okay, maybe Bush didn't win the election, maybe is weird hanging chads, things of that nature. Shout to hashtag. But nobody stole him to Capitol. True. Nobody stormed the SCOTUS.

Yeah, back when those kids filled that out, the darkest day in, like, U.S. history was like Pearl Harbor. Rank your darkest day as in U.S. history pre-2000 go. Pearl Harbor is definitely... It was a date that will live in infamy. Definitely way up there. Yeah. Maybe you're right.

I'm sure Black Tuesday. It was a pretty bad one. Stonks. Your slonks, man. Yeah, you lost your ass on slonks. Yeah, my slonks were in. the red big time. Assassinations.

Yeah. JFK, MLK. Bobby K. Bobby Kennedy. Bobby K. Keep going. Darkest days in U.S. history? Pre-2000?

Dude, this is a real. Hold on. Pop the little thing. We're not doing that. We're not doing that. Top NFL CTE hits. Somebody found the video. Yeah, it's on Reddit.

Someone linked. I couldn't find it when I went to look for it. There were much better hits than what they showed in those clips. They mailed it in. Yeah. Their number one was compared to all the rest of them was not that bad, but like some I think they do that just to get people mad in the comments. They're like, oh, this is this number one?

This wasn't that bad of a hit. This guy walked away. He played again. His life wasn't over. What would you put in a 2025 one right now? I guess 2026, but they did it 25 years. I just saw a one for 2002,000 real quick. I know people still smoke black and milds,

but just toss a black and mild in there. That was a big player back in the day. Yeah. Yeah, man. How about an iPhone, obviously, like the new iPhone would go in there. Just a tech pop in. Labibu.

Labibus. Something crypto-related. I don't know how you put that in a time capsule, but. Hard drive? thumb drive maybe if maybe a picture of fortnight yeah everything's online so it's just like how you get to put it in there i don't know did you see the clip of rogan uh from somebody else's podcast where he he's thinking about like the jesus returning you know the prophecy things like that

and he says jesus could come back as ai and like he's like dead ass serious and it's like the like stoner commerce thing you've ever heard in your life you're like okay how did he explain that one i mean he didn't really he was just like think about it what's more virgin than a i and we're like oh what oh man i don't know about that one's the dumbest shit i've ever heard i guess my outgo is different than y'all's elan is uh bringing back his this is a simulation conversation he said he said the chances this is not a simulation is like one in billions or something. Shut the fuck up.

What am I supposed to do with that? I don't know. Put it, make a time capsule. Fucking Neo. Go fucking Matrix. Matrix would have been a good one for the time capsule. That was like 1999, right?

Yeah. Movie poster. Yeah. Good movies back then. But yeah, when somebody tells you that, it's like, well, man, it's crazy to think about for a little bit. Then you're like, yeah, what, what am I supposed to do now? How is that changed?

What am I supposed to change? How could this be a simulation? I don't know. I'm not going to tell you. I don't know the answer. Anytime something crazy happens, people are like, yeah. Does that mean everything in my life is predetermined? There we go.

Is that like the essence of the... Do you choose the red pill or the blue pill? Simulation. You might have a certain type of parameters programmed into you. It doesn't mean it's predetermined. That'd be such a bummer. Nothing you can do to change it. Like you've already, it's already determined that you are going to,

to just eat a crazy amount of eggs in the office. How does that make you feel? Great. Yeah, I'm a big egg guy. So, yeah, I feel good about it. The programmers put, like, little tidbits just for fun. They're like, and he will witness a lot of car crashes. Yeah.

That's a big one for me. We mentioned, I'm almost certain we did a time capsule in like sixth grade or something. And nobody ever followed up. Like nobody reached out like, hey, remember you and Miss Snyder's sixth grade class and you did a time capsule? We're going to pop it open. I'd love to know. Yeah. I probably wrote something like that I thought was funny in there.

Probably not funny. You probably drew the S. Have you guys been seeing the placemats at IHOP? No. They had put a S tutorial on how to do it. And I think that like little blurb says this was a fun image people drew in the 1900s. We did In the 1900s

We really did Yin Yangs too We drew a lot of yin yangs I don't know if that was a thing That was a thing you sketched Oh yeah The S P sign too

P sign Yeah the P sign Yeah the P sign was a phone One to draw Yeah Oh man Shout out to time capsules Shout to time capsules

If you have a time capsule Maybe we'll do Time Capsule week I don't know If that's gonna give No I don't know I'm interested a little bit.

They said that they were, these kids are going to be doing a one, they'll be open in 2050. So we'll see. Okay. Well, to them, I wish,

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We did. Oh, yeah. A lot of it. Randy spent lots of time picking out his. Yeah, he did. Randy drove to, like,

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Once again, that's Fair Harbor, H-A-R-B-O-R-Cloathing.com for 20% off and make sure you use our code circling 20 so they know we sent you. Big fans of Fair Harbor. Well, well, well. Dave, you sent us a text earlier and said, are we free the weekend of March 5th? Fifth. And it turns out we are. So what, what, Phil, fill in the blanks. What is this about, Dave? Philly in the blanks. Well, that stars aves in Dallas is, is March 5th. And that's a, that's a game that Brett, intern Klein, and the boys, we'd be like, man, we should go. We all, Klein's a abs fan. And Brett's a puck fan, as am I. And we've gone, we've all gone to a, we've all gone to a, game before. In fact, we went, hell, what, six years ago, five years ago? It was real early wash media. We took a trip. This is pre-Randy, I believe. We took a trip up to Dallas and did a

Dallas meetup. And the night before the Dallas meetup, we went to, we brought Flounder. We went to Stars. Shit, was this 2019? Somebody. I don't remember who was there. But we went to a Stars game, and then we did a Dallas meetup. And everybody wants more meetups. We haven't done a Dallas meetups. We haven't done a Dallas meetup since that day with a big Dallas audience, we've a big Texas audience. Dallas is a good place to visit in the spring. And what if we do a meetup, March 6th in Dallas? Yeah, I'm not going to say no. The only person who has not said that that weekend is available is Randall. Yeah, I'm probably available.

What? Yeah, I'm available, sure. You seem really excited. Yeah, okay. Well, you can sit this one out. I'll be there. Spring break. This guy.

Spring break's for GDIs. Yes. Do you have a location in mind? No. Interestingly enough, when we tried to do that Dallas meetup, we were going to do Katie Trail Ice House. But the weather... Is that why we pivoted? Switched up on us.

It was a little rainy. Went to an indoor place. And we went to... What was that place? Brett, I'll remember. I don't know. I wasn't there. you ask him in the chat or he can just he can hear me if he's in the chat at all i didn't realize

how much the chat's been buss was it truck yard no it wasn't truck yard we went to a place that was next to uh bottle blonde fun fact yes do not remember the name of the place but it was right there and i wasn't sure i was going to be i didn't know if anybody was going to show up and dallas was probably our biggest meetup um and i don't know if people i don't even know people want to do meetups anymore. I know we want to do them, but I don't know if people still want to meet us, but hopefully they do. If you want to do it, if you want to make it happen, let us know. Give us some feedback. But we're penciling in that weekend, that Saturday, I believe. Because I selfishly want the boys to hit another hockey game. I want to go watch stars as

our Dallas meetup was the by far most attended. They really showed up for us. It was such a good time. Indeed. I'm glad you pointed that out. I think maybe a few hundred people came through. Like 300-ish. Yeah, we have the chain smokers came through as well. Chain smokers were not there. They were not there. But Will and I and Brett went to pop and I wouldn't pop. That was different night. Bono Blonde after. I thought Will wasn't there. I thought just you and Brett. No, Will was there. And then Will and Brett left. I was there by myself with four or five backers. And the company credit card. Yeah. I thought all the boys were coming through and it was just me and like five backers. Who cool. And we just, I was there for like 30 minutes. It's like, all right, well.

Anyway, that probably won't happen again. But what will happen again is a Dallas meetup. I think that weekend. So if that is a good weekend and you just, if you're in the Dallas, Fort Worth area and you'll come through, let us know. Put some Ds in the chat. If you're thinking you might want to come. through. For Dallas. The letter. For Dallas. The letter D. What's another location up there? I don't know. I'm out of the game. I don't know anything about Dallas. We get dumb zone boys. Maybe get, I know we'll get Jake. Maybe we can get KJ down. Maybe you can get Dan McDowell to come through. Maybe Klon? We had Jake and KJ. Klan will be there. We had Jake and KJ before they were even washed adjacent at that first Dallas meet up.

That's right. I remember. That's where I think y'all met KJ and Jake. I think Friday Beers guys were there too. Yeah, Randy. Probably one of the biggest misses of your life was not being there for the Friday Beers guys. They're swell guys. They're good.

Yeah, you love them. I enjoyed. I went to a party with them after the first meet that they did. Brett said you were puppy dog in them, though. It was not puppy dogging them. Were you puppy dogging them? I'll tell you, well, I'll talk off air about who Brett was puppy dog. Oh, okay.

Kind of interested now. All right. Is Brett about the comm in here and get on the mic? He's got to hold it down on the chat. Is he even in the chat? Yeah. I didn't realize the chat was going because I was scrolled up. Is the chat excited?

At least buzzing a little bit about this. Let's see. There's some Ds coming in. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There's some Ds on that bitch. Also, some people were said that we missed. The Challenger explosion is dark days in history.

What was it, dark death? Throw some tech decks in the thing. 1980. 1980? 80? I don't know. Early 80s, for sure. That was a sad one.

Yeah, dude. You were probably almost on that thing. No. I was born in 83. So would we do the Kennedy tour since you've never done it? I would like to do that. I would love to do. There's a lot of things.

Yeah. But I'm just going to be there at my arms cross. Like, is that when it happened? There's a new show about that, The Kennedy Assassination. Have you seen it with James Franco? No, I've not. It's just getting served to me on Nettie. I haven't watched it.

Yeah. I mean, I've read books. JFK and the Unspeakable. Devil's Chessboard. Not specifically about JFK, but it's adjacent. I had an interesting COVID I had an interesting pandemic I did a lot of reading

okay fuck it dude let's do it that sounds like a lot of fun we'll make Brett drive my car again because I'm too hung over because I went to bottled blonde like a dumb dumb we had a call with Friday beers

that's what it was I think on I 35 I think one of the founders stopped by yeah one of the guys yeah he wasn't one of the comedy sketch guys yeah that was back i mean like back then that was when they were just getting started yeah and so we just had a call i don't really we didn't really have a point to the call it was more like what's up and i and it pulled back the curtain it kind of felt like we just wasted that guy's time you ever tell you about the time that we really did that rhino and i

this is back in granix we had a call what the fuck jerry guy oh yeah yeah i've heard this awkward wasn't he like not cool he said like five words it was like 20 minute call he said about five words. What was it was it like a part like y'all were just like hey let's just like can we collaborate some in some way I don't remember who I'm sure rhino reached out to and that's why he decided to take the call but the guy couldn't have been more dismissive and more of a dickhead

really sucked it was the main like the main guy that it's like the face of that I don't I don't even that content stealing outfit that was fuck jerry fuck jerry and they still around I don't know the price sold the the account still is I wonder if they got in any big

trouble for Firefest they were like a big pusher of that. So if they had any legal action come towards there, you know, we'll see. I'll look it up. Hard to say. Yeah, truly. I would love to know what Randy's Google search is for that. Fire.

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Randy, had that, had that work out for you? Pretty well. Pretty well. They handled the fire festival's marketing faced significant public backlash and multiple copyright infringement lawsuits, but was not charged with any crimes related to the festival itself. The primary legal repercussions for the festival's failure were born by its co-founder, Billy McFarland. So, yeah, I think they didn't have anything.

No, no repercussions for them. be of that, but like a lot of stuff for using people's content for the, because they did the Netflix documents. So you say there was no repercussions? Repercussions. Okay. Repercussions, whatever. What? No, I was just, I was asking. So yeah, they, I mean, they did get in trouble for using people's original content memes and videos. Good. So that was about it, though. That guy got rich from stealing. Tired. He was pirating me memes. Fuck that guy. He stole me valor. And he's a dickhead. Tair, not a nice guy.

Pyrr deem. We talk about Jake Paul. Speaking of nice guys. This is on, I'm calling out the state of Georgia. Why? Okay. Because they'd let this happen. Not cool.

So Jake Paul, fresh off getting his ass whipped by Anthony Joshua. 92 mil. Here's the tweet. Jake Paul plans to have a membership club at their $40 million ranch. Quote, we will be putting in it. Actually, just play the video. He says all this in the video.

Just play the video. We will be putting an air strip to land the Global Express Hall Air. This will be a full-on landing strip where we can land the plane. This goes for about a mile and a half this way. And I'm going to be weaving in a full-on F-1 style racetrack throughout this area where it's completely flat. I have these nice cars, everyone has nice cars, but then they're just driving them on the highway. I wanted to do things in reverse.

Build the racetrack so I can actually drive the cars and then continue to grow my car collection to have the fastest cars and even some racing cars. But I'm going to turn this into a membership club where people could have houses on the track, have their cars in their garage, have their own space to live, and be able to use the track whenever they want. Land their plane right here on the airstrip and create this. sort of race club with all the amenities ice bats sauna hot tubs events dinners wake serve go on the world's biggest razor track or bike all these nice things i just had a thought what's that it's very i think this is uh i think the push to doucheify sauna

is uh is a siop i think it's from uh it's an insurance company sciop because sauna does improve like it does make you healthy in the long run like longevity and uh i think like big pharma who like want you to be sick and like insurance companies and shit health and wellness they want to make it like they want like the worst people to be pushing this shit the most annoying motherfuckers online so people would just get so sick of it they're like you know what fuck it i'd rather just be unhealthy than be associated with these people so this is the thing i think i figure out why dylan doesn't like this is it because he's going to have an airstrip for private jets and you've never flown private. Is that the big thing here?

That's not the big thing. Okay. This is obviously he's trying to attract a very certain kind of clientele, like the super rich. Super rich people, like yeah, they might like fast cars and weight surfing, but they're not going to do it in the middle of Georgia at Jake Paul's fucking ranch.

No one wants to hang out with this fucking guy. And to build houses around the racetrack, people are they can keep their cars. This is a crypto. guys, crypto, crypto millionaires will go here. This is the duchiest group of people imaginable. And he's the biggest douche of them all. I just, I can't, I can't imagine this being successful. Are you challenging him to a fight? No, no, he, you know he's been suspended for medical reasons. He would run his job with me. I think it could be, I'm with Dave, I think this would be like

the crypto guys that are super into this stuff. That it will probably be successful. It's just like, I don't know, it will not be successful. Okay, if you, if you give any stock into reply guys on stuff like this, they're like, yeah, this private membership stuff like this never works. Well, then maybe not. So I'm like, okay, well, that's all I needed to see. I mean, to keep, you have to keep a, for this to stay afloat, you got to keep a steady flow of people in and out of this fun park. This feels like, I don't know, some kind of tax shelter for him. This is so stupid.

I don't know. I would be so judging. I don't know anything about Georgia. Except if I'm upset. went to this thing. It looks like beautiful land, Decatur County. Here's me being mad that they're going to tear up the land to put that stuff in. But if they just made a golf course, I'd be like, fuck yeah.

Sick. I just hate it. I don't know. I think you had to rest rate the crypto millionaires. They're going to be this dushy and they're going to do it. But if you have so much money that you can do whatever you want with your money, like there are so many places around the world where you can go spend. Why go to Jake Paul's fun park?

Because you're a cloud chaser. Yeah. You want to be in that orbit. He's got a big following. Dude, these guys, there's a lot of people who became very wealthy that are not cool. And you can race your nice car and learn more about other crypto guys and strategies. Eight great men. Just go to the BMW track in Greensboro.

Greensboro? Greensboro? Where were we? Greenville, but the track is... It's close. The track is in a town called, is it like Spartanburg or something? Spartanville. Spartanburg?

Spartan something. That's what the big factory is, yeah. Yeah. Shout out to them. That was a fun little trip. It was a lot of fun. Is he going to have a wet track, do some drifting? That was fun.

I would like to give that another shot. This is going to be just like an all-time douche vass, man. Is this, I mean, you know, you think of things like if I won the lottery or, you know, If I won the lottery at like 14, is this what I would have done? Dude, this is like a 12-year-old. Blank check. I was planning this. They'd be so sick, man.

Racetracks and to have like a pool with the grotto. Dirt. Right. Dirt bikes out there. Hot tub. Hot chicks everywhere. It's going to have coal pledges and sauna. I love catching a plunge after I go drive my fast car.

I don't know, I'm just being a hater. But yeah, I don't know. This doesn't seem that cool. George, you can't, how many acres is this thing? 6,000? Is that what I saw? I'm sure it's very, if he can fit a bigger than that. An airstrip on it, it's got to be pretty decent size, right?

You're more of a landing strip guy. I am, yeah. You know the landing strip where they filmed that, what's the movie? Varsity Blues? Parsity Blues. It was on the way of the airport, and it was there for years and years and years. I remember.

And only recently closed. And it was called the landing strip. Strip club? Same place, yeah. True story. They're closing V-Y Steakhouse. All of our... That's why I said we should go there for our dinner before it closes.

No, that sounds like sad. Yeah. So we're just going to go back to carve again. I say we switch up from Carr. Brett's the one pushing Carver because it's across the street from where I live. I put out like at least two different ideas and Dave was like, nah. I don't want to do car. I don't think I was.

Carve is fun, but I want to do something different. Hey, see why Roar is trending? Sorry. Make sure he's okay. Oh, okay.

Well, don't need to see that. But he just got three birdies in a row. I'm sure there's more to it. Yeah, I don't know, man. I just feel like you don't have to.

They could have done something else with this land. Why are we selling off all over? Come on. public land bra he could have made like would you be annoyed if he got really into like hunt outdoors shit like hunting and fishing no

he could do that he would be less douchy these these crypto guys with all their ferrari's and lambos they buy crazy guns too I know it's just if I had a ton of money there's no way I would just spend it on stuff like that

but that's just me whatever You would just invest in slonks. Real estate. All lowercase real estate. Yeah. Maybe go over to Underdog fantasy a little bit. There you go.

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What about Les Randy? Les Randy. Will you check in with the chat? We're doing a chat check-in. We haven't done this in a little while. Talk to the chat. I want more people to watch the live show. Not only to get our numbers up, but just I like the chat interaction.

We don't go to the chat a lot because people don't know, tune in for the chat, but it could be, it's fun to mix it up and we don't do it very often. Yeah, and if you're in the chat right now, or you're just watching this home, go ahead and give this video a like.

The more that we get likes, the more we can get on the front page. Give me your, give us, how do you think we did today? Give us your thoughts on the show. Yeah. Someone did ask,

what if Choose Rich Nick asked to go with you to Jake Paul's, place? That's from, That's a pirate Dread Roberts. If I had to go with the crypto douchebag, it would definitely be Nick. Nick O'Neill. Dude, I would hang out. I would.

That guy's electric. I love him. May I meet you? The moment you realize he's very self-aware, the moment you realize that he's just an awesome, hilarious guy. Yeah. That's good. He knows all the best Argentinian steakhouses, too.

He's a content machine. What about Kirk's receptions this weekend, We're talking Christian Kirk And yeah Thank you Oh Brett Thank you Brett Yeah I did that during the underdog

Reed The It's just A gaff like that Couldn't happen to a better person Stephen A Screaming A You got called out

He goes Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry Oh God Oh Jesus What have I done Oh, man. Brett, I think you should build one of those compounds out Pacas. Yeah, Brett, Brett's got a quarter acre lot, doesn't he?

How much land does Brett have? He's supposed to be building solar panels out there, solar farm. Yeah, that's a long-term play. That he has put zero effort in it. He very strategically bought land in a very sunny part of the state. But maybe it'll work. We'll see. I got something for Randy.

I saw this tweet the other day. It's from an ex-political candidate in Texas, the local politician. And I'm meant to send this to the group chat. I just sent it to you on Slack, Randy. We're not really doing height points anymore, Pirate Dread Roberts. We realize it doesn't really do anything for us. Tell your friend to subscribe. Tell your co-work.

Go to the guy in the cubicle over and say, hey, you don't have to like these guys. Can you just go sub their YouTube? Still give us high points. We're not going to tell you not to, but the like. The like is what we really want. put up the uh put up that tweet i sent you i'm so excited about this tweet this is so good read it i have to read it read don't you read it please stop buying land site unseen on the internet in west texas if it seems like uh too good of a deal that's because it is how did you where did you

how did you see this it got served to me she ran for i can't remember what she ran for and i don't really remember she's a yeah but long story short she's west texas person uh uh yeah uh yeah a pecos somebody knows pecos quite well apparently it made me laugh because that's exactly what brett did it's exactly what like it was almost like she made that tweet at brett are we even sure that brett actually owns it or he or did he just get scammed and someone just gave him a piece of paper that looks legit hard to say that's a good question i don't know i don't know he needs to go out there make sure nobody's squatting it's public record right and you can just look it up i guess yeah go run the title on it what county is that pacus is that a countess i don't know what county

it is what county is pacus is in pecos i don't even think his his land is in pecos it's just in the general area of pacus adjacent okay i think it's in the middle of absolutely nowhere and he spent like three grand on it i think he said high points are like most momentum in a football game. It's only real if you believe in it. That's a good point. Reeves, Reaves County. Oh, Reeves County. Let's look it out. I wonder if that land's appreciated. I mean, we appreciate it, but... How you spell Reeves, Randy? R-E-E-V-E-S.

Okay. That's three E's, but two of them are consecutive. Rees County. All right. Let's getting somewhere here. I saw that the Eagles got rid of their OC, but like, was he really the problem? Or was it the quarterback? Wasn't the quarterback? It wasn't that good? Is he paying property taxes out that way?

I reckon so. Should be. Although we're, I thought we were getting rid of property taxes in Texas. I thought that was a thing. Be sick. We already don't have income tax. Dude, we got a cap on credit cards, 10%. Is that, did that ever happen?

I don't know. Is that like the $2,000 check, the tariff check? We'll see. Have you got your $2,000 tariff check? I've not yet. I'm not seeing results for Merriman in Reeves County, but we're not sure that he's in Reeves County. And he bought it under a shell company, an LLC. I just don't know what county.

That would be the smart one. What county has land is actually in. Update on the tum-tum issues in daycare. Everything was good. We had a great night last night. I mean, it was yesterday last, it was that hour at 4 o'clock, pretty much 4.15 through bedtime of my oldest, like 8 o'clock

is just it's fucking full throttle. Even when they're well behaved, it's like, it's tough. So last night it was tough. I had a home run in pizza for dinner. And let me tell you, I had the thing crust was really good. Dave liked it more than I thought he was going to. I thought, I think it's just fine, but it's, I think it's

the sauce for me. It's a little different. What else? Yeah, no, but so far so good on the tum-tum. It wasn't like a wider outbreak from what I can tell. Because I talked to a teacher about it when I went and picked up Sammy. But yeah, man, I got to say, single parent is raising two boys under five as a single parent. It was fucking hard as hell. Yeah?

It's just more, it's just a lot. I didn't even, I realized as I was leaving the second drop off that I hadn't really looked myself, in the mirror. Well, you're all disheveled? I looked. I was like, oh, fuck. This is what I look like. Jesus.

And I was like, oh, man, had I had I had some time to clean up, I'd look way better. You know what I mean? Did you cook yourself any steaks? When? I just said I had the home run pizza. Oh, yeah. But like, how long has it been? You have another night alone with them?

It's only been a day. Oh. I'm on day two now. I don't know what I'm going to do tonight. What's it during tonight? Steak? I don't want to do this. I don't want to spend the money.

I bought that grass-fed ribbi set me back. Oh, there might be a, hey, how about this? There might be a little sponsor at your door when you get home. Really? There was one right when I left this morning. Hello, Fresh? Yes. I pushed mine to next week.

Okay. Because I knew what would happen. They're the ones, they send you the ingredients, right? Yeah. I knew exactly what happened if they sent it. Because it seems like a great idea, but I was like, I will absolutely think I'm going to make these. but something's going to happen with the boys

and I'm going to end up not and then it's going to go to part of it's going to go to waste. I'm just going to freeze the meat, whole thing. All right. Well, okay, chat. I didn't really mean for there to be a larger discussion on the Eagles, but y'all are in the chat.

Fuck it. Y'all talk about what you want to talk about, man. I love it. Oh, Popeye. Is he going to get some Popeye's night? Get a chicken sandwich? No, after that homer and pizza, which was good, I want to keep it.

I want to do a little healthy tonight. I do think Popeye says the best chicken sandwich. in the fast food game. It's pretty fantastic. It's a good sandwich. Wendy's is doing tenders now. I knew me a Wendy. Wendy's be doing the tendies now.

I knew her, Paul. Don't sleep on Wendy's chicken. They know what they're doing. Spicy chicken filet is one of the, is one of the most underrated fast food items in the world? 100%. It's so good. And still, they have the best deal in fast food right now.

Like for $5, $6, $6, $6, you get a sandwich, some nuggets. Sandwich, some nuggets, some fries, and a drink for like $6. You can't beat it, Dylan. Unless you go on down to Captain D's. Nats yourself a Siemens Cola. Captain D's nuts, like the joke that Will made on Twitter. His son's seven, seven Cs. It's all connected.

It must be a simulation. All right. All right. Good stuff, guys. all I got. Yeah, we'll see tomorrow. Well, we got recording voices today. Go get on the Patreon. Releasing on Friday.

Those are fun. Check them out if you have it already. I love releasing it all Friday. Let it loose. Square patties, that's right. The Wendy's Way. That's right. Never frozen. Where's the beef? What? On the, under the bun. That was there a whole like original advertisement? They put it right there under the bomb. Yeah. Somebody do something like different. A very famous commercial. Yeah, but like, could we do something a little different to end it?

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