Circling Back - 2022 Bit Madness: Round One

Episode Date: March 21, 2022

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge presented by busy heart seltzer the only heart seltzer with vitamin c and superfruit acerola my name is will defriest my left david that boy rough i need to ask you guys have you taken the necessary steps to prepare for inflation what were those steps babe like such as um considered taking bus, not buying in bulk, maybe trying lentils instead of meat. Because inflation stings most if you earn less than 300K. Lentils? What does that mean? What's a lentil?

Never had like a lentil soup or anything like that? What's in a lentil soup though? Lentils. Yeah, lentils. Which is what? Lentils. Which is what? And how is it a meat replacement?

I couldn't tell you. I couldn't tell you exactly what a lentil is, but I could point it out. What if I told you it's a legume? Yeah, legume makes sense. Legume. They're these little tiny discs. They look like little frisbees and they make soup out of them. It's funny because I asked that question and y'all looked at me like I was an idiot,

but y'all didn't know the answer either. Dave had to Google it. No, I didn't. I was pulling up the story. Uh-huh. I think I've actually tweeted recently about lentil soup. Are you ready? Are you ready to eat your words like you're eating your lentil soup?

What's a lentil? That's how you say it when you ask. I have to tell you. I guess I didn't. Wow. I could have sworn I tweeted about a lentil soup. How about you stop lying to the listeners? Wait.

Somebody had a lentil tweet. That seems like either you or Duda. I feel like I got made fun of. I do like a good lentil soup every once in a while. I'm not ashamed to have a vegetable soup that's just packed with lentils. They're high in fiber and complex carbohydrates while low in fat and calories. They're high in fiber and complex carbohydrates while low in fat and calories. Their high protein content makes lentils a perfect option for those looking to boost their protein intake.

That's all off the dome, Freestyle King. Protein. Now we're getting somewhere. I was wondering why they suggested that in lieu of meat. Dylan, I just want to say, last note here from the Bloomberg opinion tweet. Nobody said this would be fun you're probably on that jackfruit train aren't you what's up with that stuff it's just that's so weird looking have you ever had it it's a new netflix original it's a new spy thriller jackfruit he called dave jackfruit because he was jacking yeah uh have you had it and i've only had it once and i had a it was a i'll admit that smoking uh i was intoxicated when i tried it but i remember thinking okay i get it i get how you could eat this instead of

meat is that the one you see on tiktok where people are just like breaking it up yeah it looks like pulled pork looks disgusting wait you got all fucked up and ate lentils yeah we were camping in michigan and uh one of my one of of my buddies, now wife, does not eat meat, and so we got some jackfruit so we can make some tacos out of it. And I was like, you know what? I think it's time. I prefer Jefffruit. You know, because Jack's like a first name of a guy.

Yeah, it's also a verb. Like Stuartfruit. It is a verb, yeah. I like monkfruit. Monks grow that, right? right yeah and their monasteries when they're like levitating yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're careful to be careful baby version the best we got a review today on on this podcast about singing dave so be careful with your singing yeah about how dave should stop and dylan should be the only one singing this is from we got a review that says it's from randy

fan club president hey that screen is really sure this person's really it says all caps please stop singing and then it says please stop singing it is so annoying and terrible i will change this to a good review when you all stop singing so in tribute to randy fan club president i'm gonna do something special for him okay please stop singing it is so annoying and terrible i will change this to a good review when you stop singing what tune is that please stop whatever the opposite of tone deaf is that's what you are that was beautiful thank you people were pointing out the other day that the um the song that you thought was careless whisper that you were you were humming was a different song yeah i don't really care to be honest i didn't notice what song that was yeah i'm i'll be honest like i don't really have any i have no musical talent at all i like a dope sax that's that that was the point of everything i was doing that kind of got

lost in it because you kind of just did it i thought you're gonna i thought that review was gonna single me out. No, you're good. The whole squad's getting it. I think it's because this person was probably on board and it was just me that was singing. Then you guys started singing a bunch and it probably just threw this person way off their game.

I don't get the... I feel like you're not understanding this. That inflation stings most if you are in less than 300K and there are some things you can do to deal with that. What if I started a podcast? Don't buy in bulk. What if I started a podcast? Stop buying in bulk.

And I was the only one on there, and I just sang for the people. That would be a podcast. That would be an album. An hour of me singing. That's your mixtape. Yeah. You'd be a recording artist. No, but it's like I'm just doing covers.

Nothing original. No one wants that. I'm just covering shit, and it's dope. Remember when I dropped that mixtape, and they were it vic's tape because they're like dude this is sick wow although they call it be never mind i was trying to do a michael vick joke but there's there was nothing go ahead dude dog abuse wow wow has it been long enough it's terrible reminds me of that tragedy it's never been long enough man okay see these are those dogs later not really tried to avoid those photos at all costs you don't want to know ma'am dylan chivery ladies and gentlemen

i took a shower this morning before the pod i think it's the first time i've ever done that that's wash media don't you frequently work out before the pod yeah i don't have to yeah i don't understand i don't understand how you don't shower Every morning I come in here stinky I'm an evening shower I didn't want to say anything But it has smelled in here And I just assumed It was like No offense

Hungover Randy Yeah I don't smell Will even commented The other day About how I don't smell Remember? I don't remember doing that

I said actually I think I said You smelled like swagger Like wow you don't smell Not actual swagger I told you I just worked out think I said you smelled like swagger. You're like, wow, you don't smell. Not actual swagger. I told you I just worked out. Deodorant swagger.

March Madness Randy's really been all in one. I'm worried about him. Dude, he did a horns down emoji last night. He's doubled up on those. That was real cute, Randy. What did he do? Celebrating a win over a very average team. He did the emoji, but then he turned it upside down because he's a fucking bad boy.

Because his Boilermakers beat the Texas Longhorns of Austin, Texas. I think they shot 40 more free throws than Texas. I saw a lot of people complaining about that, but as someone who didn't watch the game, I don't care. No, dude, save that take for too much dip. I need you on there to break it down. Yeah, if they had made like 10 more free throws texas like it'd be a whole different game that's a great point yeah thank you yeah did you intro dylan yeah yeah tried to i did the shower thing when he introed me i talked about the shower i took

it i don't i've never understood uh never understood you people who shower at night and think you don't need it in the morning do you even shower at night i do shower at night so typically i'll work out and then like like early evening four ish is that evening day midday i will walk i will walk the dog stella i'll get all sweaty again you know so i'm just a one shower a day person okay i took three yesterday it's water efficient. You took three. I took one before I went and played golf. I took one after I played golf because I was quite sweaty. And then I took one with Fritz when he needed to get rinsed off late at night.

Not water efficient. That's the opposite of what he does. Three showers. Yeah. You know how it is. They keep making new water, so you don't have to worry about it. No, that's the thing. No, they're not making new water.

No, dude. Well, they take two hydrogen atoms you know oxygen h2o yeah hey hydrogen one oxygen given the fact that we're about to get like thunderstorms today it's probably best to get your shower now because i'm sure the water is going to shut down for like four days or some shit i'd love being on a boil notice in a major city anytime the weather does anything abnormal not even abnormal just a little different i heard city man i heard they might be putting us on a boil notice because we're absolutely cooking in the stew damn like just us though maybe only we have to boil water because we're cooking in the stew i really go to brett too we could tell the people on the other side too be like in the office over like hey just so y'all know you

might want to boil your water today we're absolutely cooking yeah not only are we sick with it but we are also absolutely cooking yeah damn dylan didn't even boil the water in the first place no you're disgusting whipping at work right here. Dude, I got it. I'm cooking up. Ask me what I'm cooking. What are you cooking, man? Lentils. I knew you were going to say that. Lentil soup, dog.

The fact that I don't have any lentil content on my timeline is a problem. You got to fix that. I'm going to change that today. Are you sure? What if I got a little tweet off first? Search Duda while I do some announcements and see if he did any. Some big announcements. Obviously, today's

Bit Madness. Very exciting. Tomorrow, we are doing Randy's Game Show. No idea what it's going to entail this month, but I'm very excited for it.

We also have a video coming out. If you go over to youtube.com slash washed media. Again, youtube.com slash washed media. Like and subscribe.

We got a long video coming out tomorrow of something we did recently. I got a lot of fun while watching it. I'll just say that. It makes sense. It makes sense. The boys were striping it. As you guys know, our voicemail hotline was down this last week.

It's back up. Yeah, we fixed it, baby. 888-618-4422. Again, 888-618-4422. Get in, get out, be tactical. Wow, it looks like there's some Lentil content on the TL already. Damn, is Dave putting Lentil content out there? Damn, Will's going to swagger jack somebody if he tweets about Lentils.

Ooh, I like swagger jacking. Okay, so we got some new reviews. If you want to leave a review for us, we'll probably read it on a Monday. It's a terrible tweet. Someone said, you guys following me? Three guys going off that bing bong, absolutely crushing everything from niche references to Friday listener voicemails that come out on Thursday

on Friday, five out of five. Joe Mama, 24, said, the only podcast that can go from Stone Cold Steve Austin to Sharts. We talking about Sharts? Probably. At some point. I don't remember Shark Talk. I've sharted. It's been a few years, though. I've read that story. No point i don't remember shark talk i've sharted yeah we've read

it's been a few years though read that story no that wasn't a shark that was a full release that was full on lentil soup that was full on lentil soup in my pants my pantalones that was campbell's like cole what this last review started listening because my girlfriend casey is a huge fan she even wears her t-shirt non-ironically and dragged me to a dallas meetup once where i met dylan and dave i eventually gave it a listen this is one of those podcasts where you have to listen to three plus episodes to understand the dynamic between the three guys and then i promise you it's hilarious my husband had the same experience and we now listen to it in the car rides together and laugh the whole way let's freaking go yeah that's a good

review that's a fantastic story that's a good review that she she really explained what we're about here it's like this is how i became a listener i love that i love a good origin story do people wear our merchandise ironically probably probably like yeah look this is podcast like they're all right but like you know and what's the deal i don't know i usually iron my clothes before i wear them ironically okay reminds me that scandal iran contra same plague the what about you dylan does it remind you of that used to play that video game contra contra is good game i only listen to vampire weekends contra do you see that guy left arcade fire why was he getting roasted everybody was just making fun of him i don't know i don't

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It was a big weekend, man man especially for our friend klein but uh friday we played a little golf um didn't play particularly well but we had we had a good time it was fun our caddy liked us at least our caddy was just kind of a low-key kind of a jerk for caddy that is just made some snide comments no we only had one caddy yeah we didn't each have a caddy that'd be weird but he was a four caddy four anyway i can't hit the ball no really i played pretty poorly but still had fun snack cut was closed didn't like that that was really unfortunate we were still eating good more on that a little bit oh my god i'm those those tacos are just sitting here yeah go ahead uh friday night kind of a low-key night didn't step out um you watched low-key shower

oh i guess we did do dinner oh wait here's's what happened. We went to go get some tacos and some margs. And so I mentioned it was a big weekend for our friend Klein. He got engaged. I'm going to be the first to congratulate Klein on being engaged. That was a huge weekend for Klein. I was a very integral part of that engagement, by the way, that proposal. I basically put the ring on her finger for a client like i was right there with him really he used me to throw her off the the scent the trail i can't believe you chose you

yeah i did i put on an absolute show with that phone call you were there you did fine i did great i crushed it oh client i'm such an idiot yeah whatever yeah you did. You did a good job of throwing off the scent that something was up. But it sounds like she knew anyway. I got an email from the Academy. They're like, we heard about what you did, and we want to just follow up on it. And wondering if you got it on camera. So really, the Academy is giving out awards for phone calls now. Well, it was the acting I did.

You should get an agent. Yeah. So Klein got engaged Friday night. Saturday, we got to celebrate with them. We went to Matzo Rancho. I had about four tortillas before the food came in the form of chips. Dave's the full tortilla guy. Dave didn't even eat his meal.

I'll let him explain. He's right. But yeah, it was an absolute scene on Saturday. It was a good Austin weekend. It was a good Austin weekend. And then Sunday, Parks got back into town. He's been in California for like six days. It was great to see him.

Missed him. And yeah, it was a good little Sunday. That's about it, guys. What'd the D-man get into? Thanks for asking, Will. Friday. Oh, yeah, we did play golf golf can i just talk about the round sure i'm still searching for the club face it's not going well um james gave me a tip barcadi i i

told him hey if there's something you're noticing i was like i'm not gonna be offended just tell me it doesn't bother me if you give me a tip so So he did. And, and I did hit the ball better on the back nine, which didn't prevent me from shooting a hundred. And I was just fed up with how I played. I was pretty disgusted. Although all in all, that was one of the best rounds I've ever had out there as far as like fun factor, which, um, just because the weather, I feel like every time we play out there, the weather, there's something going on. Oh, it can either be. I mean like every time we play out there, the weather, there's something going on. Oh, it can either be... I mean, every time I've been out there,

it's either been excruciatingly hot, misting. Yeah. Something weird. But it was perfect. There was a breeze. It was a little brisk, but that wasn't terrible.

It didn't make it unplayable or anything. Friday night, I didn't do anything except I think we watched guardians i finished both guardians of the galaxy this weekend as you guys are aware randy i am on a marvel journey i'm watching all the marvel movies in chronological order i'm having a great time guardians might be my favorite part of all the whole thing thus far it's very fun so as that being the only marvel movie i've seen i feel like i'm pretty good oh so i've been at the top of the whole thing thus far. It's very fun. So that being the only Marvel movie I've seen, I feel like I'm pretty good.

So I've been at the top of the mountain. You got to watch the first Iron Man. That's a great one. It's very good. Is it like about like a guy getting ready to go out before like a boy's dinner? In Ironing his shirt? No, it's not.

Oh, okay. But that would be a great story. That's just that awkward moment. Right. Well, the thing about this crew is that they guard the galaxy yeah it's pretty wild man yeah didn't know bradley cooper voiced uh rocket the the raccoon ish thing little fun fact in fact they got big names in that thing that I didn't know. Kurt Russell. There's a Sylvester Stallone cameo. Hey.

Yeah, do him talking to the Guardians about getting a reservation next week at a very high-end restaurant on Mars. Hey, I need to get a two-top for me and my girl. A two-top. It's our anniversary. Can you have a bottle of champagne waiting for us there who does groot is her name's adrian it has been diesel is it isn't it is that the best job in hollywood boys work ever best job in hollywood saying i am groot and just getting paid one of my lines today well it's i am groot again yeah no i i'm gonna spoil this second Guardians you get baby Groot baby Groot

like baby Groot it's cute like a little root makes me like yeah I'm like I'm like oh dude my my Rhodes does that my son doesn't he's not a tree of course he's a human being I thought you had a I thought you had a human son Saturday Saturday was uh was a lot of basketball march madness we'll talk about brackets on too much dip we'll see how we're doing we'll see how how our teams are doing i bet not good i bet not good not great well maybe will's doing okay um i'm in last place in my 120 person bracket challenge very cool yeah and i actually when that the one I'm in? Yeah. How am I doing? The only people that I'm above

are people that didn't fill out their bracket. Love that. Yeah. I feel good about it. Saturday evening was the main event. That was Matt's El Rancho.

Baby at Matt's El Rancho. We had three babies at Matt's El Rancho. A lot of beautiful babies. A lot of beautiful babies too. They were putting on a clinic. Left, my son was covered in beans, refried beans.

Just a total mess. Posted some Instagram photos at DC Rough on the story. They're gone now. Didn't realize when I posted the second one, my son was holding a knife in his hand. That was not intentional. Didn't realize that until somebody commented, like, is he holding a knife? He was holding a knife. That's why we call that boy Blade.

He keeps that thing on. Yeah, you teach him early how to how to wield a knife blade carters yeah he'll stick you too yeah he's not afraid there's a butter knife but he's learning i'm not afraid to stab my dad i hope he didn't stab me that's not how that song goes everybody everybody stab your dad come on why are people liking my tweet about lentil soup because dude lentils go hard let's do some stabbing let's do some stabbing in here i'm sorry i don't know i got got nothing. No, Saturday night was so great. We went to Matt's, as Dylan mentioned. And Matt's is a Tex-Mex place. So they bring out chips and salsa.

You guys are familiar with it, right? Wait, you didn't. Don't tell me what you did, what I think you might have done. We told you not to go in on the chips and salsa this time. You know, I was sitting right next to Brittany, your fiancée. We were catching a vibe, as we said, we would. And she looked over at one point and she's like, you should probably slow down. Like, this is actually kind of weird what you're doing.

And at that point, I was just drinking the salsa out of like our mutual salsa cup. And yeah, by the time my enchiladas with suiza sauce and double rice in lieu of beans came out i was already full because i filled up on the chips and salsa and one point and it happens every time i saw dave at one point grab like a couple of chips and they're big chips and matt's half a tortilla and he like crushed them up inside like a little salsa bowl and he used a spoon a bit like made like a little chips and salsa soup yeah you put any lentils in there no lentils they don't have any lentils what are you doing your food's not even here yet you wouldn't stop yeah so i basically ate uh chips and salsa for dinner which is cool that's epic yeah you know me man then yesterday i went and

hit golf balls uh gray rock i'm still very disgusted with my game. And the guy behind me, this is the only anecdote I'm going to share. I don't do headphones on the range. I'm more of a headphones while I'm chipping and putting guy. So I could hear everything. This guy was talking to himself, and I heard him hit one, and it didn't sound good. It was probably hosel, and he just goes,

Oh, son of a biscuit. And I had to turn around. I was like, how old is this dude? He was not old enough to drop a son of a biscuit. Does he have a son who plays baseball who he refers to as Chili Dog? Chili Dog. Sounds like the same guy. Son of a biscuit.

I was like, that's so wholesome. Shout out to that guy. That's all right. Yeah, like, that's so wholesome. Shout out to that guy. It's all right. Yeah, like we're at the golf course. Yeah. And that's that. I didn't do much different this weekend. So in lieu of doing that, in lieu of talking about my weekend and fun, I'm going to discuss and I'm going to rank the tacos that I had this weekend. As I ate more tacos than anybody listening right now, I ate more tacos than anybody in this room.

I had nine tacos this weekend. Nine tacos. Counted them up this morning. I had nine total tacos this weekend. That's a lot of tacos. A lot of tortillas. A lot of tortillas. Yeah. I don't fill up on chips and salsa. I just fill up on tacos and leave all the chips. I can't even get my hands on the chips and salsa because there's somebody who just keeps on eating it all. You know what I mean? I'm not your chips and salsa punching bag You're right Are you guys ready for Will's weekend taco ranking? We're starting with number four

I also want to get ahead of this None of these tacos were bad All these tacos were very good So you had nine tacos but four from four different places Correct My number four ranking And this is mainly because of my order Cisco's Muni Cafe At the Lions Municipal Golf Course Okay. Okay. My number four ranking, and this is mainly because of my order.

Cisco's Muni Cafe at the Lions Municipal Golf Course. I had two Migas tacos. They were very egg heavy. And as you guys know, eggs upset my tum tum. What time was this? This was at the turn. So it was about, I would say about 11 a.m. on Sunday morning. Highly recommend getting some bacon on those Migas tacos.

Kind of changed the whole dynamic of the thing. Kind of fucked it all up. It was good. There's some thick boys. Yeah, they don't mess around. Do you need one or do you need two? I did two.

Probably would have been fine with one, but I also said after I ate two, I would eat a third. They have a sneaky good frozen mark there. Yep. Number three in the rankings.

Okay. Ready for this? The TF Original at Taco Flats. It's a hard shell taco. Kind of your classic. Got a little chopped up lettuce, some shredded cheese. Is that the one that your son picked up and spiked on the table? He did.

Yeah. I ended up getting another one and it was very good. Also, Lil Bay was kind enough to give me the rest of her taco. She was. That's right. Yeah. She just didn't eat very much of it and I was still hungry as my son threw my taco on the ground. Damn. Y'all went and got tacos Friday? Yep. Cool, man. Sorry. that's right. Yeah, she just didn't eat very much of it, and I was still hungry as my son threw my taco on the ground. Damn, y'all went and got tacos Friday?

Yep. Cool, man. Sorry. That's fine. It was kind of a last-minute thing. Low-key, probably wouldn't have gone. I didn't think you would. Yeah.

It was pretty close to bedtime. Number two on the Will's taco rankings, the Tacos Al Carbon from Matt's El Rancho. Wow, number two on the ranking. Yep, number one on the ranking. It was probably the best taco I've had in 2022. look can i can i think about it before you say yeah it's very blatant is it from t-dell nope oh the taco that i'm referring to is the beef rib tacos from spanish oaks golf course oh my god i mean they have a full pit master out there who's just chopping it up

and uh yeah we tossed a little salsa verde on there, a little fresh cilantro and some fresh white onion chopped up on there. And I have to say, I was very pleased with their performance. I went back for a second one. Which you didn't need. You later admitted. I later admitted that maybe I was having a little bit of a meat sweat situation as I had way too much meat in my stomach. But the second one tasted just as good as the first, and I will be getting them again next time i'm out there that my friends wow that might be my favorite restaurant in town dude it was so good i'm not even so good go there what i want

that's a cool little uh hut or you want to call that thing it's how they that's how they do with the hut it's vibey they got uh on-demand topos for free on demand i mean they just have a cooler full of them you just grab them topo on demand be weird if they just had like a bunch of topos chilling on some dude and you just had to grab them off on demand on demand yeah okay that's pretty good it's like that i might prefer it that way yeah it's nude sushi but with topos on some dude nude sushi that's just hard to balance maybe it's nude sushi, but with tofu on some dude. Nude sushi. That's just hard to balance.

Maybe it's not necessary. You should do it at Nobu. Maybe I will. I'll do it. I'll be the nude. You guys hear about the spinach salad? Stop. Is it as good as the one wherever Coach Beard was staying?

I don't know. Good question. Emphasis on was. Sorry. Are you okay after the loss last night? Did you even watch the game? I did watch the game. It's disappointing, but, I mean, Texas is not very good.

Really not very good. Pretty average team. I mean, they made it to the round of 32. It's overall a – Most people thought they'd lose that first game. Yeah. I mean, I think overall, I think it's overall most people thought they'd lose that first game yeah i mean i think overall i think it's uh i would beginning of the season you said you're you know your team goes to the round of 32 like all right we'll take it okay texas has not been very good lately so it's an improvement

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You did Tommy in high school, didn't you? Because I did. I did. Ain't no shame in it. I had one Tommy polo shirt that I wore a couple of times and someone to find was like, you know, you got to stop wearing that. So I did. I did. Ain't no shame in it. I had one Tommy polo shirt that I wore a couple times. And someone to find was like, you know, you got to stop wearing that. So I did. I had some jeans that had a giant Tommy patch on the thigh.

And I still cringe and wonder what I was thinking. I had a forest green crew neck Tommy Hilfiger sweatshirt that had the Tommy logo on it. And it was so drippy. Oh, my God. I'm on their site now i think i might just only shop it like tommy hilfiger they have a good logo better than the nbc golf polo logo that was ugly sure i guess i clicked on the women's new arrivals not the men's it's all right man i don't know i could i could cop this uh slim fit mock neck dress did something for your wife maybe i

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they get ranked by the listeners, and we go through the bracket and we determine which bit from the last year was the champion. If you have any friends that need a podcast, maybe they started going to the office again and they need something for their commute, send them today's episode, as we'll give them a very very in-depth

knowledge of all the dumb shit that we talk about on a normal basis kind of a cheat code i'm looking at this bracket and assuming these are all new since last year i'm starting to think what if we do too many bits no it's a lot of bits this will allow your friends and or family to skip the necessary loading phase that is required to i think completely enjoy this podcast what if i could tell you could load all in one place and that is today's episode i got a place for you to load. Really? Where? The docks. Like Google Docs? Dave's trying to dock and load.

Like dockers? Like pants? I'm a logistics guy. Like what kind of logistics? I think we're just confusing people right now. Just like moving containers. Yeah, maybe this isn't the episode. You should send me. Dave's already starting a new bit for next year. Today we're doing round one. Too late. containers. Yeah, maybe this isn't the episode. You should send it. They've already started

a new bit for next year. Today we're doing round one. It's too late. Wednesday, we'll probably do round two, maybe round three, and then we're going to combine some and really knock this out this year. Should we just get right into it? I suppose. We will go around and we will each vote

and majority wins. Two to one. Maybe that's how El Glissadente won last year. Who knows? Y'all had some kind of thing, like some kind of handshake agreement. Like we're going to push this all the way through. Do you want us to turn over the text messages so you can see that we never schemed against you? If I were to search for Gliss in your text messages, would it pull up any incriminating evidence of you two conspiring?

No. I'm going to search Gliz right now. Don't put stuff in my head. I'm going to let Dave tell me. Oh, the guy that you conspired with? That makes a lot of sense. Oh, dude, you spelled that wrong. What is that?

It's all just meme team. Let's start it off. Boy, that was a tough time for Dylan. Yeah. It's just everything. I would hate for it to happen again this year somehow. Yeah. If you want to go watch on YouTube, we have the entire bracket up on the screen so you can see everything that we're doing.

But without further ado, let's begin. Number one. The number one overall seed, 1940s gangster voices against the number 16. Drafts and rankings. Ooh, that's a, this is, I mean, there's a reason it's a one seat folks. Yeah. I'm going to put, I'm going to put a bullet in the head. I'm putting a bullet in the head of the number 16 right now.

If you know what I mean. Drafts rankings. Swim with a fish head. Yeah. I might put some concrete on their feet. Sink them to the bottom. Gotta clean up these streets. This is, this is a blowout.

It was never a game. It was over eight minutes and gangster voices moves on. Yeah. Yeah. Got to clean up these streets. This is a blowout. It was never a game. It was over eight minutes, and Gangster Voices moves on. Yeah. Yeah. The starters have been sitting down. They're actually getting cold and wondering if they should play a little bit more just to stay fresh. The team manager's in there getting shots up. Yeah.

They got their dude on the edge of the bench just hocking up threes, hoping he can get something. The whole crowd's like, oh. He's the most popular guy in the gym right now. Yeah. Yeah. He's just launching them. Yep. Every shot that he takes, the entire bench stands up and holds each other back.

Drafts and rankings is just like, I want to go. I don't want to be here anymore. At least they got to experience the tournament. Yeah, it's really cool for that team, but sorry. Yeah, they're just hanging on the rim. That's something you don't think about. Yeah. Maybe they got cool swag bags.

Yeah. Maybe they got some free spinach salad at the hotel. Or like a kinder scott trinket those are nice hey never know shout out uh our next matchup the number nine seed the masculine urge versus a number eight seed friday voicemails on thursday the masculine urge to just vote that one through is just a little much this is time of year is like you look back and like, oh, I forgot about that really funny bit that just kind of went away too soon. Masculine urge is that one for me. This is a sleeper for me.

Feels like a low or a high seed. Yeah, I agree. The masculine urge I feel like should be a higher one based on the fact that we got so much coffee content out of it. I mean, that's really where it started that no one puts cream in their coffee. Oh, yeah, that is kind of a... Yeah, it was a very vital bit to the last few months of this show. Is that how that started?

The creamer thing? Yeah. Okay. The masculine urge to not put creamer in your coffee. Yeah. Also, Brick puts you on front street. No. Actually dunked on you.

No, I dunked on him. You reverse dunked. What's in that cup you got in front of you right now bing bong and what is there anything in the bing bong of course not are you sure this is just straight bong are you sure yeah okay try it no and report back to the i've already had i've already had two full strength bings today and i'm bonging right now this is that super fantastic a little preview for the video dropping tomorrow by the way bing bong can we agree that masculine urge needs to move on yeah friday voice

goes on thursday is more of like a scheduling conflict so yeah that's less not that much of a bit but kind of but masculine urge is this is uh maybe a one-off but a very a very important one we used to record we we always recorded them on thursdays anyway and then we just decided why don't we just release them the day we record them instead of holding them till friday that could sneaky make a run in this tournament the masculine urge yeah yeah i'm scared i'm scared to push it all the way to the final four we got a 512 seat which everyone knows is always dangerous reading wikipedia from memory i don't know what that's even referring to i mean a lot of times dave is just a book of knowledge dave has he's a

fountain of knowledge fountain of dave fountain of dave and then our number 12 seed kiss fights it's bothering me that that's a smaller font yeah why is kiss fights a little tiny boy i hate it. Kiss fights. I'm not saying I'm voting for that. I'm just, I'm thinking out loud. Kiss fights. That's when you and your friend kiss, but it's kind of an aggressive kiss. Like who can kiss the other until one of them says, all right, I'm done. It's like, I'm so angry at you.

I don't know whether to hit you or just start kissing on you. It's kind of how they settled things in the old West. I don't know if that's accurate Historically You know you got in a big scrap when you'd have some other dude's mustache hairs In your mustache They'd stand back to back At high noon

And they would take eight paces Turn around then just face each other And walk up and just settle it Your homie shows up to the bar He's got just hickeys all over his neck It's like you really got into one last night It's's a sign of respect were you beefing with kind of a badge of honor disgusting it's like oh tell me about that hickey dad well well yeah it was from old mean mean red beard down at the uh dick saloon came in one day looking for a fight. Looking for trouble.

And boy, I tell you, he found it. And that was me. He left with some chapped lips. What seat is the Dick Saloon, I'm wondering? I'm going to assume that it's pretty high up there. I think we can be pretty happy with where the Dick Saloon ended up. I think, I don't know why I'm going with it. I don't know what I'm going with here.

You know, there's always a 12-5 upset. i don't know if this is the one for me yeah i'm going uh wikipedia for memory i enjoy that one i'm gonna put will on on the spot here i'm gonna go kiss fights i'm going with number five i'm going with number five i know dave dave dave is his brain is essentially just wikipedia yeah it's amazing how you can just come up with knowledge about these things from your memory bank I mean look

I know a lot of things we have a number 13 against number 4 you're not that guy pal is the number 13 versus number 4 fraternity leave when you see these written out you just

wonder like what is what do we do here yeah fraternity leave is where we leave so we can go rush a fraternity every year just so we keep our youth it's just keg parties some people do paternity or maternity leave not us we do fraternity leave we just go through rush or we go dove hunting one of the two but you still get a bid you're not that guy pal feels like it was so long ago that i almost feel like it was you know they got a bunch of seniors who couldn't make it make it in the nba um i'm surprised fraternity leave made the bracket it was it felt like a blip like a maybe as a four seed maybe it was a week i was out or something i don't remember

you're probably on fraternity leave yes that's probably right you could have been like i didn't we didn't talk about it too much you probably just don't remember man yeah dude you were fucked up yeah yeah you were drinking that lentil soup fucking way you remember that my buddy connor's dad like he's got this lake house we were out there for like a week straight it was sick it was didn't sigma kai make you butt chug lentils? Yeah. That's why I didn't go them. I get it.

Didn't they used to call you the gentle lentil? Mm-hmm. Because I was just cooking up soup for everybody. Yeah. Is Jim Rome commentating the fraternity leave? Yeah, nice. Okay. Yeah, upset much?

Sure. Racket? Busted. You're not that guy Sure. Racket? Busted. You're not that guy, pal. Moves on for Dave. It's a 13. Upsetting a four. We got a lot out of it.

We had it as a drop on multiple shows. It was just that all-time video from the pandemic. You're not that guy, pal. Legitimately, if you said we did this two and a half years ago, I would believe it. Yeah. But apparently it was this year. I didn't feel that old to me. What do you got, Dylan? What are you voting for? You're not that guy, pal. Legitimately, if you said we did this two and a half years ago, I would believe it. Yeah. But apparently it was this year. I didn't feel that old to me. What do you got, Dylan? What are you voting for? You're not that guy, pal. Okay. You're not that guy,

pal. Goes through. I was kind of torn on this one, but I think the right one won. Our next, we got a three versus a 14. I'm trying to bust. Actually, let me just play it for the people at home. Versus Bay's Spaghetti. It's just an unbelievable soundbite of course it comes from the uh jessica simpson jewel collab on her seminal hit jewel seminal hit

who will save your soul the actual lyrics are nothing like that no she kind of went she kind of went off sometimes you got a freestyle she's known as a freestyle king or queen i've still never had base spaghetti i've heard people talking about it i still don't even know what the recipe is is it a secret recipe yeah um you could i i'm a big fan of leftover spaghetti if you ever want to bring some in i would like to have like a little little cup of it the homie likes it too much i'm saving it for him every time i'm sorry okay i'm gonna feed my son over you whole squad eating though it's kind of fucked up that you would sound like if your son and i were starving you would feed your son first okay i see where your standing is if if we're in a pinch so badly the base spaghetti will save you

from starving to death i will probably give you some of the spaghetti does she put any spicy meat the balls in there there's some meatballs well i'm gonna tell you i recently had bay's spaghetti i know what her secret is what just a hint of lentil just a couple lentil sprinkle does she salt bay the the lentils in there lentil bay lentil bay what if that's what he was doing to my nachos instead of salt he's like what if he like contacted me like no no no no what if you leaned in i was not salt yeah hey i was listening to, I was listening to the recap of Dylan's bachelor party and I was actually not salting your nachos. I was putting lentils in them. Have you ever had lentils on your nachos, sir?

I haven't. Very good. He's like, that was actually cumin and I ruined your nachos. Cumin. You know what it is? I don't think that's how you say it. Cumin?

I'm sorry? What? Cumin. I don't know what to vote for here what are you voting for bay spaghetti human uh no i'm trying to bust i'm trying to come really yeah i'm trying to come human bay doesn't work as well um written out though i'm gonna be bay spaghetti was like two weeks it was a great two weeks we had fun with it uh is it the the three seeds still on the board you can't argue with that yeah it's been on it's

honestly been on the board in here for so long that i i think i'd it'd be difficult for me not to vote for it i'm going to three seed the fact that dylan's also boxing us out from eating any of the spaghetti is just kind of something that's going to bother me. I'm going to say this too. Sorry, man. This is a tie game with six minutes left, but at the end of the three seed, they just got better players. They executed down the stretch.

Yeah, they hit some shots. They buckled down. Number 11 versus number six. Goated and woated at the number 11 versus number six. It's part of my new blank initiative. I feel like that's not new. I feel like we've been doing that for like 5 years. We've had a green initiative here

since the inception. And I need to thank you. That's where we smoke more weed. Your shower schedule is very on board with that. I'm trying to offset Dylan's carbon footprint. Your carbon footprint's looking a little too small lately. Gotta get your numbers up. Will does have a steam shower.

It should be noted. That's why he showers so much. And he takes three a day. Well, to be fair, I only took two yesterday. I didn't take a steam after the golf as I was already feeling kind of dehydrated. So I thought I'd take a cold shower to kind of cool myself off. Kind of bad boy. Goated, woated was fun.

I remember there was some people weren't thrilled about it. And that shouldn't affect your vote, but I'm questioning whether I missed something with that bit. Was it a bad bit? I think we just ran too hard with it, as we usually do. That's kind of what we do here. A bit in and of itself. Yeah. Meta bit.

Because Dave just noted that people might not like it i think i have to go with uh goaded and woated as my my people moving on he's not afraid to go there that's the thing about will i'm not afraid to goat there that's why they don't like it it's goaded which one are you voting for davey um i'm gonna put it on you i'm gonna put the uh the onus on you i'm going with the succeed part of on you. I'm going with the six seed part of my blank initiative. Minor upset in the works here, folks. Goated, woated, goes through. You know what? That makes sense because I think you- You championed it.

You really liked that bit. Yeah. I think you actually came in the day that you heard goated for the first time and you said, I'm going to absolutely wear this out today. And you did. That's usually what I do. To be fairly followed through. That makes sense. Our second to last matchup in the Mizzen and Main side of the bracket, unique investment

opportunities, and number 10, that's mid. As you guys know, mid just means that it's subpar or kind of whatever. I love that it's mid. I do. I'm probably going to vote for it. Guys? Why are you looking at me, Dave? Do you want me to vote for it. Guys? Why are you looking at me, Dave? Do you want me to vote?

I don't know. I'm going with the seven seed unique investment opportunities because I can... That's a Dave bit. It makes me laugh. Yeah. Unfortunately, as much as I do like calling things mid, I do think I have to go with unique investment opportunities. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Dylan. I don't want to do that to you, but I had to. That's why we're voting here folks by the way did one of our employees um get swindled while maybe they were in florida for a wedding and maybe you caught a jet ski what happened perhaps bought a drunken jet ski what's that how do you ship that here how's you have to go rent a car and tow it hard to say or can you just drive it down the gulf that's probably what he would have done driven it all the way just refueling every just hugging the shoreline yeah i i know he didn't he didn't need to refuel or like he didn't need to stop any gas station or anything i heard he just

had a beer bong with him and he was just siphoning from other jet skis that were doing the same trip is that really what he did yeah pretty cool it's pretty efficient we got no one said this would be easy dylan we've got a 15 versus a 2 classic twist on an old favorite at number 15 and number 2 dave's little whiskey girl that seems like a okay sorry that one does seem older but i guess it's less than a year old dave's little whiskey girl is never supposed to be a bit no you just you just use very conveniently. One of our musical segments. We were talking about Sally, and then you started singing

My Little Whiskey Girl. Not about Sally. It just kind of fit. Made sense. So we ran with it. It's one of Toby Keith's better songs. You got to admit that. Okay. Sure. I don't know what to vote here i'll get mine out of the way

dave's little whiskey girl i'm gonna go classic twist on an old favorite will uh even though this is in it paints my wife in a weird light but i'm not one to vote against my wife in the first round so i think i'm gonna have to have a little whiskey girl go through don't put base spaghetti on blast like that i voted against it don't don't make me look like a bad guy oh you're gonna hear about this one i doubt it she doesn't listen no she does another two versus 15 seed number two dylan hanging tvs now we're down in the busy bracket dylan hanging tvs versus number 15 raw meat experiment these are two things that i very much enjoy this feels like uh this should be a final

four matchup dylan hanging tvs is no bit by the way dylan just straight up hangs tv i don't know but you're not the guy who hangs the thing and then sits on it like unless you're sitting on the the hung bracket or whatever they call it on the wall here's the thing about that guy he weighs about 125 pounds dylan weighs about two bills at this point did you say 25 pounds 125 that guy's small uh little lad that's a there's a lot of tv installers that can that do that can i hang on his mount yes the guy yeah he's goaded at it. The guy who did mine did like a semi pull-up on mine. Did he? He really did. And I was like, I remember being like,

I hit him with that will. I've been actually doing push-ups lately with just two fingers on the bar. Why are you doing push-ups on a bar? I mean pull-ups. Okay. Yeah, I've been watching a lot of- It's the perfect push-up. I've been watching a lot of... It's the perfect push-up.

I've been watching a lot of free solo lately. Alex Honnold's really inspired me. So I've started training to start doing some free solos. You know the perfect push-up was developed by a Navy SEAL. Uh-huh. This is... It's the perfect range of motion. It's perfect.

Yeah. I thought SEALs were gray. I'm voting for raw meat experiment because it's my favorite Instagram account currently going. We got slonkers out of it. The best memes on the planet. The best niche memes, I should say. I'm going Dylan hanging TVs because he broke his TV.

I did drop a TV. I forgot you dropped a TV. Very costly mistake. How much though, specifically? Yeah, what was the damage on that? I mean, just hop on Amazon and look up what a new TV costs. It was about that. Yeah, but you had to factor in inflation.

I don't think Dylan hanging TVs is necessarily a great bit. I think 2C, it's probably too high or too low, however you look at it. However, Rob M me experiment does nothing for me don't really enjoy it too much at all so uh dylan hanging tvs goes through just imagine not slonking just let it let it be known that i voted in favor of slonkers and i will not ever have to worry about that being on my that instagram page is just grotesque what are you talking about it's gross what are you talking i learned so much from him what do you know you don't respect the animals you eat?

Oh, wow. We are about to have a tough matchup for somebody in the room. Number 10, the Kohl's Cash King versus number 7, real or fake? Typo alert. Our first typo. Be nice. Be nice. Randy crushed this.

We got a lot of Randy coming up in the next few. Which makes me feel, it's going to make me feel less bad about voting against him at some point randy as we know is the kohl's cash king he runs a whole scheme to get free kohl's cash which is pretty just amazing honestly and then real or fake is obviously a bit that we've done that has gone macro viral on tiktok and for that reason i think i gotta go with real or fake right now it's crazy crazy. I went viral on TikTok a few times, actually. It's nuts. Well, going viral is actually a million lines.

I support the Coles Cash King, the KCK himself. The Boilermaker himself. The Onus is all over you right now, Dylan. The wackiest of the Trimbacchiest. Maybe if Randy didn't double up on Purdue gear today, I might consider pushing him through. But real or fake wins this one. Oh, that bit sucks.

Bye-bye. That's a bad bit. Our next one, College Hunks versus Randy's Wagon. I mean, this is just. I'm going to get the College Hunks on the line here in the next couple of days. Yeah, you are. We have to book them. Yes, we do.

Yes, we do. By the way, can we get some content out of hiring the College Hunks to move our office, please? Can we have cameras ready? Yeah, when they show up, we got to be shirtless for them. Yes, we do. Yes, we do. By the way, can we get some content out of hiring the Kala Chong's to move our office, please? Can we have cameras ready? Yeah, when they show up, we gotta be shirtless for them. I might have a couple of cold beers waiting for them. Oh, what are y'all doing? What if they showed up? We're all in, like, acid-washed jeans with, like, just absolutely

lubed up, up top. I tried to have a few over at my place the other day to watch some NIT, but they're like, you can't hire us to watch NIT basketball. I thought they would love that. No. NIT. I got a case of Bud Light.

What if someone invited you over to watch the NIT tournament? Who's doing that? Me, dude. There's SMU and OU. A&M. Other teams. A&M. They have a new rival truck that's actually been rolling around town.

I've been trying to hire them to come over and watch some like english premier league games with me some of lads they're called the uni lads okay i prefer my my hunks from college okay that's fine it's going number six college hunks versus number 11 randy's wagon are you man enough to vote against randy's ass they show up and we're like where do you guys go to college like show me your transcripts i want to know what's going on here yeah we need to confirm that you're really in college because like you're clearly hunky but do you have a copy of that business plan you developed and showed me back in the day like for that spinoff it was college sponks what's it meet spinoff david college sp spunks it's your fucking business plan not mine

uh the hunks are moving through for the d manny randy's wagon is i don't support us objectifying that's true we could get canceled if we voted through randy's wagon i'm disappointed seriously why would anyone do that listeners have really failed us honestly you know i'm kind of at a i don't use the college hunks or i haven't previously to move and so i'm not as experienced so i think i'm just gonna have to vote for randy's ass right now i stand randy's ass hunks are moving on get the hunks moving sorry randy yeah another randy matchup we've got randy's party pod which will be featured tomorrow on circling back patreon patreon.com circ circlingbackpodcast,

versus Tiny Dylan and Giant KJ at the No. 3 seed. This is a hard matchup. Upset alert. What are we going to do? Upset alert. Randy, your Party Pod drew a tough first-round matchup here. So, Dylan, you're calling upset alert, which means I think you're going to vote for the 14 seed, Randy's Party Pod. So, KJ being just bigger than me, generally speaking,

and being in the foreground of the camera angle. And sometimes I kind of slump a little bit. That's all that was. It was just camera trickery and him being a little bit bigger than me. I don't know if it was trickery. It was trickery. And then some Photoshop skills, just trickery. They used the sorcery.

Randy's like strategically set this whole thing up. I'm voting for Randy's party pod. Oh, are you? I'm voting for number three, Tiny Dillon Giant KJ. Oh, you're going to put me in this position? Man, Randy's party pod, he does put a lot of work into it. And I enjoy doing it. There's a butt coming.

When the... Whoa. That was the previous bracket. It's not how it works. I always laugh when he hits the theme music for that pod because it's so bad. No, don't get me wrong. I love Randy's party pods.

See, I can even remember it. I can sing it if you want. But Tiny Dylan... I mean, it's just... The fact that KJ is like 6'8". He looks 6'8 in the video. He does look very big. He looks... Number three, Tiny Dylan, Giant KJ moves on.

Sorry, Randy. You just had a tough run there, but I still respect the hell out of you and love you. Let the record show I voted for you, Randy. Dylan, you kind of look like a guy who's realizing where this is going long term. Yeah. Yeah. It is what we thought it was.

What if we just make it giant KJ, take off Tiny Dylan? Yeah. What if you're not tiny and KJ's just huge? It's hilarious that KJ's just enormous. We've got a let me be the first versus secret to a long life. Oh, yeah. That should not be a 13 secret. I have lentil soup every morning.

Single crumb of lentil. One lentil. I put it on my tongue and I let it sit there and dissolve throughout the day. And one highball of just straight bourbon. That's how I get my protein. Lentil. I have one gram of protein per day and it's from the single lentil. We'll leave the light on for you.

I don't think I can vote against let me be the first though. We've even done it today. We can't get a a instagram like a celebratory instagram off without somebody just chiming in that well i think you being so good at doing an old person's voice makes me love this bit more than i probably should but i do love secret to a long life i do too and i also appreciate that people send me these all the time on twitter now if someone's out there and they drink one miller high life a day like i'm getting that dm almost immediately it's the champagne

yeah i can't drink actual champagne anymore because i was drinking a bottle a day getting super fucked up super fucked up i was i was getting drunk to drive. I had to sit at home all day. It's good that you don't drink and drive. I'm a lazy boy. And I'm 116 years old. What are you voting for, Dave? Is the onus on me? I don't know. I'm voting secret to a long life.

Oh. Has Will voted? I thought he did. Sorry. I'm going to go let me be the first just because it's so prevalent. I think I already said I was voting for number four. Let me be the first goes through. Sorry.

I do love Secret to a Long Life. We have another 512 seed. You know the upset's becoming. We got Dylan putting pizza on the company card at the 5 seed, and Jeff Pesos at the 12 seed. Just pizza? I still owe the company $73. Yeah.

Dylan also put his dog's vet appointment owe the company 73 yeah dylan dylan also put his uh dog's vet appointment on the company card the other day which he thought he could slide by a total accident dave and i were doing an audit of dylan's credit card we're paying your auto insurance my car looks just like you just got a new car are we are we paying for that is that a company car don't worry about it uh to write off my dad's an accountant i'd kind of like dylan putting pizza on the company card being a thing because that means that i can have like a couple mistakes on the company card and still be like well dylan did it twice 150 worth of mistakes yeah so i'm gonna go with number five dylan putting pizza on the company card because that's gonna buy me some time later in life

i did enjoy jeff pesos though and it was your your instagram that you got off from cabo day was one of the better ones that we've had collectively as a group all year. Which is kind of crazy because you didn't take the photo. You weren't with me in Mexico. I wish I would have. That picture was okay. It did numbers. At DCRuff on Instagram if you want to check it out.

Thank you, Will. I've seen better Cabo performances. What are you voting for? You voted for Pesos? I forgot you went to Cabo. I voted for Dylan putting pizza on the company card. This puts Dylan in a tough spot. I'm going to vote for Jeff Pesos? I forgot you went to Colorado. I voted for Dylan putting pizza on the company card. Oh. This puts Dylan in a tough spot. I'm going to vote for Jeff Pesos. Okay.

Okay. Which is basically just a non-vote for Dylan putting pizza on the company card. Does it pain you to vote for Jeff over your own bit, your personal bit? Whoever wins this one will get bounced next round for sure. Just saying. We're going through. They're both kind of mid. Since Dylan putting pizza on the company card seems to be an ongoing and evolving bit,

a situation we will continue to monitor. I'm putting Dylan through. I'm putting Dylan. Very cool.ylan's company card abbott's through i'm sorry jeff pesos maybe we'll see you again in a couple months remember last year el glacidente won with two votes each time i voted against it from rounds one all the way through hard to say we'd have to run the tape there. We got number eight versus number nine asking Dylan about colors versus number nine. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. I protest.

I feel bad for Dylan's color. Yeah. My disability has become a bit. Yeah. I don't make fun of disability, so I'm not sure how this got on here. I have to go with number nine. Ooh-wee. It's really fun to say, too.

Ooh-wee. I mean, it's around the house, just dropping that, like you're tossing the baby in the air or something. It just applies. Be careful with that, though. I'm going oo-wee. Oo-wee. We got vodka ceilings. Oh, sick.

Wow, what's the damage on that? Surely that's on here, right? Number 16, Mr. Binge Watch goes up against number one. Bing bong, super fantastic, kablammo at all. That's a tough draw, right? Number 16, Mr. Binge Watch goes up against number one, Bing Bong Super Fantastic Kablamo at all. That's a tough draw, Davey. Yeah. Sorry. What is that?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry that Mr. Binge Watch has to go up against the Bing Bong Super Fantastic Kablamo. No, and it's basically the same bit repurposed into Chips and Salsa guy. It's the same character. You're just binging chips and salsa i've been binging uh the marvel movies have you watched these is it also the guy you meet at the bar who yeah just initiates small like bullshit small talk with your coincidence how do you guys make money that's cool you still guys doing the radio yeah how are the kids

for me if i sit down and like what's your and put on Netflix, I can't watch just one episode. I just can't. Right. Because it's like I can watch the next one right thereafter. Yeah. Bing Bong goes through. Yeah, it's going. It's going.

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little p-boy i have to go so bad i'm all right we'll sell on the mic right now this is the will show everyone welcome hey why is there a laptop open with brett stream just playing live oh sorry i that celsius hit me hard i kind of wish you guys would have just both left and just let Oh. Sorry. That Celsius hit me hard. I kind of wish you guys would have just both left and just let me with stamps.com. I could have just been vibing in the stew. That would have made more sense. To everyone who went and voted for this, we really do thank you.

We don't have a prize for the winning bracket, but we will have one. I promise you. I'll acknowledge you on the pod. If you are participating and you're doing well uh if if you do if you are participating and you're doing well with everything please just uh make sure to keep track of it because at the end we're gonna have to get in contact with you and i think the year before last we couldn't even get in contact we couldn't even get in contact with our winner oh yeah who was that one of these i i need dylan back here so i can vote against what we have in the number one versus number 16.

This is a no-brainer. Hey, so what did you shoot at Lions? It was a very scrappy, very ugly 91, Dave. I took 100 – It's okay. I took 186 strokes on the course this week. Not good. You know, I was having trouble getting off the t honestly the greens out of lines

municipal right now are just absolutely humming out there it's just really nice stuff um what is around a sunday round prime weather how long is that going like can you do that in sub five we finished yesterday in four hours and 15 minutes oh that's really's really good. It wasn't bad. I mean, considering like it's lions and yesterday was great weather. We were playing behind some dudes yesterday who all had collegiate. I'm not going to out them, but they all had collegiate golf bags. Can I guess? And you won't guess it. Very random school.

Norfolk State. Fuck. And I will say that we went up to one of the more difficult holes, number 16, which is one of the most picturesque holes. I think Ben Crenshaw's favorite hole on the course. And you're supposed to pull a smaller club there for fear of not hitting the fairway. These guys were up there with three woods just dropping dimes right ahead of the hazard. Never seen anything like it.

Klein had a three wood at Spanish Oaks that we should probably just acknowledge. There's a par four that's drivable, and it's about90 did we talk about this no nope and he almost drained it climbing a three wood just a beautiful i don't know why i said it like that beautiful fade and put it to three feet so much so that our cat our four caddy was in the middle of fairway started running sprinting to the green three feet oh so he made his eagle putt then right no oh so i guess he made his birdie putt there right you gave it to him he gave it to him number big day number one i feel so much better after that the dick saloon versus number 16 breathy laugh sometimes a good tinky will just change the like the whole dynamic of the day that is facts dude you know a lot of

people say it's like half. What is it? You know, if I was a Dutch exchange student from the year 2004, I might say that a good piss is like half coming. Like the seasoning. Yeah. I have to vote against breathy laugh because it was shortly after the episode where we started doing the breathy laugh that I realized that we were just actively like trying to give each other COVID the entire time.

Man. Success. This is a tough draw for breathy laugh that i realized that we were just actively like trying to give each other covid the entire time man success this is a tough draw for breathy laugh did not deserve to be a 16 seed in my opinion this is a great bit i can't even do it anymore because i had the flu three weeks ago and i got this lingering cough yeah it's a lot harder to do after i got covid they don't tell you that foci or fauci whatever doesn't't tell you that's one of the long term things No, Fauci is what you call behind closed doors Don't you call him fake-chi? Yeah, Fauci Nice Ivermectin

I'm going to get us banned I won't do Jim Rome's takes on Ivermectin I apologize Did Hia ever make the bracket? I don't know. Dylan will see. No, it wasn't this year. Dixieland. Dixieland goes through.

Dixieland. That's a power player here. Yeah. Our next one, nine versus eight. Borat, my wife, versus number eight. No boost spinach salad. I mean, come on. This is honestly one of the easiest matchups I've had yet.

I secretly hate. And it's eight versus nine. I hate the Borat bit, and it makes no sense because i can't stop doing it and i hate myself well you're a big movie quota guy yeah i am man it's probably 75 of my humor hey lock it up uh nobu spinach salad i mean as as someone who's also eating a nobu how excited are you to try it so i it? I would like to announce that when we go to Cabo San Lucas, we're staying at the Nobu Hotel for Dylan's wedding stuff. And I will be doing a live review of the Nobu spinach salad.

I can't wait for this. Can I be sitting there with you? Maybe. I won't try and sway you. I will be rating it on a binary scale of being either Yas or Istro and think so. Just keep in mind it's a spinach salad. It's the takeaway. Don't.

It's what nobody's known for. Don't give us your revisionist history. Don't judge it for what it is. Don't compare it to the best food you've ever had. Compare it to the best spinach salad you've ever had. Spinach salad's going through for me. It's not even close. Spinach salad's going through.

It's going through for me as well. Our number 5 versus 12. You guys know that there's a lot of 5 versus 12 upsets in the me. It's not even close. Spinach salad's going through. It's going through for me as well. Yeah. Our number five versus 12. You guys know that there's a lot of five versus 12 upsets in the world? It's not this one. I can tell you that. Perfectly tiny arms versus Dave's baked potato initiative at the number 12 seed. It was one time. Did y'all see the...

It got a little play yesterday. That NFT guy with the most perfect tiny arms you've ever seen. Yeah. He had great tiny arms who is that no i think he's the is he that guy's a caricature yeah ethereum guy ethereum oh yeah he's a crypto guy yeah blockchain it's all it's all the same dumb shit right eth it's not clones i mean yeah it's all the future blockchain it's all blockchain yeah i don't know man i don't know what that why that voice just won't go no one No one knows what blockchain really means.

Perfectly tiny arms is... It's going through. It's going through. I don't understand how it doesn't go through here. I loved your baked potato initiative, Dave, and it kind of didn't make... No one else did. It did want me having more baked potatoes, but yeah. No.

It's not... It wasn't even a bit. I had a twice baked potato last night. Facts. They baked it twice? Twice. That's facts. Is that a mistake or...

No. That's part of the whole... That's why they're called twice baked. You're supposed to bake them twice. Hey, babe, do we put these in already? So you bake it once, and then you mix all the stuff together. You put it back on the potato, and you bake it again. That sounds good. What is it if you bake it once, put all the stuff in, and put it in the microwave?

I don't know. That's just a baked potato that you're reheating. But what if it's already been heated unnecessarily it's a baked reheated potato yeah that's what it is i'm just thinking outside the box dude don't jump down my throat number 13 throwing that ass in a circle versus number four she's a 10 but oh she's a 10 but really only makes appearances on the patreon yeah because people like to ask about them that's why yep patreon.com slash check on back podcast for those thinking about it i don't

know i don't know what i don't know which one here she's a 10 but she doesn't throw that ass in a circle what are you doing i'm moving on throwing that ass in a circle for me is going through i'm sorry i'm fine with that at the end of the day there's nothing better than going home turning on the record player just throwing that ass in a circle right record play like what are you listening to fleetwood mac like dean martin fleetwood mac yeah rumors album i've never thrown my ass in a circle to uh fleetwood mac maybe i'll try tonight yeah never break the chain blockchain throwing that ass in a circle goes through okay i guess i need to vote this is that is that's a big upset this is a tasty matchup right here we got number

three will ratioing dylan versus number 14 dylan going viral on tiktok this is not this is a pretty easy one you're not gonna are you not gonna vote for yourself going viral you're the viral guy on tiktok i've done a lot for this company including going viral numerous times um but even though i am the uh the one being ratioed this getting ratioed is funny the videos that you make are kind of fantastic i think i've only ratioed i think i've only spent a weekend ratioing you like twice in the last year but yeah both of those weekends have been two of my favorite weekends that i've ever had on twitter and it's annoying because you call your shot to be like yeah i'm gonna ratio you all weekend and then you actually do it i'm gonna ratio the number 14 seat right now and vote for number three will ratio and dylan yeah that's going through

sorry bitch i was gonna give dylan the the nod going viral because i think he needs a dub in this tournament but there's no doubt There's no denying that will ratio and Dylan is. Okay. Oh, good safe. And he's freaking out these layers on this document right now, but he's killing it. Hey,

by the way, on tweets, why did you, I don't want to call you out. It's kind of weird to do it on the pot. Why did you steal my tweet the other day? Like word for word. Why did you steal his tweet the other day?

You took out like three words. Happy Spiff. Good. I to you, Dave. That should, that should be on here it's a copy pasting uh each other's tweets it's so dumb but it is your tweet did the freaking numbers the i did the same thing to you before new orleans you tweeted from the airport i just stole your about about switching into uh sicko mode. Yeah. Yeah. The idea that the mental gymnastics to justify like not doing anything on spring break because like you just don't want to go to the beach.

You just want to sit at home and drink. We thought we were hilarious. To be fair, it is hilarious. We went to – so we didn't actually stay in town. We went to my mom and stepdad's house at the time. That's where we spent like three days. And finally we were like – I was like, man man i kind of just want you guys to leave like i had just shitty was among the group that's a tough nickname shit man yes that's a rough nickname shitty was not one of mine oh

shitty was there and and teabagged um teabagging teab. Teabag Cheezer. Okay. I mean, like sack on mouth teabagged him. He was asleep. And that's why he's shitty. That's classic shitty. It really is classic shitty behavior. How do you teabag Cheezer like that, you know? Dude, this is a skit. Are you doing a bit from Real Bros?

Those are real people. So Cheezer got his nickname. Well, he loves cheese. Was Tetra there? He really loves cheese. But we were in, this is a true story actually was over spring break too we were at uh strip was it over spring break or smith could i we were at stribs cabin in new mexico and and cheeser got really high one night and he passed out and he woke up like he kind of came to a little bit and uh there were some cheetos on the ground and he just like reached for the cheetos and started eating them then he passed out again we're like this dude

loves cheese so we started calling him cheeser yeah cheesers uh spit yeah but spiff good eye good times shit shitty and don't have shitty and cheeser cheeser at the same place together that shit it'll be high tea. Yeah. Anyway, sorry. 11, Micah being retired versus number six, Seinfeld and Ants Marching soundbite. I forgot Micah's retired. I got bad news.

Both Seinfeld and Ants Marching are off the board right now. What the hell? I can put them back on if you want me to. I don't like that. I might have done something over it. No, both were my fault.

You know, I'm A, a big Seinfeld guy, but B, I enjoyed this bit a lot. So I'm a Seinfeld soundbite guy. I like the Ants Marching soundbite more than I like Seinfeld. Like, I wish I had it on there when you told me that Cheezer got teabagged by Shitty.

Because that's an immediate time to use the Ants Marching soundbite. Hey, Toad was there too, by the way. These are all real nicknames. I can confirm. And they were all there. got teabagged by shitty because that's an immediate time to use the ants marching soundbite hey toad was there too by the way so these are all real nicknames i can confirm they were all there yeah trying to think of any i wasn't there i don't this is but i'm trying to think like there's got to be another shitty drink 50 natty lights in one day okay during spiffay. There's too many beers. That's true. It's too many. What are you voting for? Micah being retired, yet somehow still participating somewhat fringually in the pod.

Someone argued he's doing more content since he retired. He is. He's even linked in. He's linking with world-famous bloggers right now. He's just out here at Matt's El Rancho hanging out with Champagne andanel yeah this guy's out here doing it i knew that young lady was famous when they sat down i knew there was something going on there she's famous i've seen her there numerous times she loves matt's al rancho oh she lives in austin yeah she i don't know if she lives in austin she loves matt's al rancho though sally always points her out oh there she is he's 1.1

million followers that's more than we have yeah should. Why was he holding your baby in that photo? I don't know. We thought it was funnier to have him holding a random baby. It really is. It also made him less threatening. Well, he's Uncle Micah. That's a great point. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Like, this guy looks pretty creepy, but he's holding a baby. Okay, I'll take a picture with him. I'm good with Micah being retired. Oh, wow. That's an upset. Anytime we can talk Micah, I'm in. Thank you, Will. Bye-bye. That's an upset. Anytime we can talk, Mike, I'm in. Thank you, Will.

That means a lot. So glad to be here. What are we going with? Did that win? Did that go through? I already voted Seinfeld. What did Dave pick? I did Micah.

Oh. Okay. Number seven versus number 10. Number seven is not until I've had my coffee. And number 10 is Dave eating four slices of pizza. It was actually three slices of pizza, wasn it yeah that changes things there wasn't enough pizza there for four yeah there was it was what six adults three children two large pizzas from disano and i went back for the third um honestly like to date that's probably my most impressive feat so i've got to put dave eating three slices of pizza that day through what are

you thinking dylan also also i'll just say a big cat kind of dominates the coffee bit i still don't know if I can vote against the coffee. He does dominate it, but he didn't beat us to it. That is fact. He could take anything from us. Really? He didn't take it from us. Yeah, I don't know.

Unintentionally, he did. I mean, he's a good he's not like he stole it. I associate both of these heavily with Dave. And you were there, dude. As someone who also ate three slices that day did you really i did i did on the low low i also had three what but it was my party i can eat three slices if i want i'm going number seven oh this is all over dylan right now um i'm also going not till i've had my coffee wow it's a fun bit man did that day mean nothing to you

i mean you had three slices of pizza yeah that's that's what it says right that's the bit number 15 bar reviews versus number two cosmo bartender i mean bartenders moving on yeah this matchup is going to go real real quick uh we're going to vote real quick and uh get through it a second seed a two seed guy walks in team seed. He's got a bowl. Inside the bowl, lentil soup. See where I'm going with this? I don't know. Did he eat the soup? Matt's El Rancho, chip salsa.

You follow me? Dinner's canceled. I fucking love that guy. I love him. To go box. See where I'm going with this? To get the full effect of this guy you gotta watch the video because there is a slight nod of head that really um and he tucked his chin every time he delivered

one of those lines you follow me yeah he looked up at you his neck movement was see where i'm going with this range of motion was quite impressive for a man of his age that guy's going through let's just move on to the next one yep number two we're now in the uh bird dog side of the bracket number two black coffee no creamer versus number 15 ladies and gentlemen the weekend oh man this is easy for me uh this as a this is not close as a man i have to vote for black coffee no creamer if i was a little sissy boy or maybe a woman i wouldn't vote for this but wow as you can see i'm a man it's just the masculine urge to vote in favor of the black man look at the hair on his chest oh my god it's like it's growing as we're talking right now you'll see that's like groot i am groot does

good have a hairy chest what does it know but it's just growing okay trees don't grow hair dumbass groot's growing you're like the your Your superpower would be like your chest hair grows out and strangles people. That's the worst superpower of all time. Sorry, I didn't make the rules. A masculine urge to just... What's his superhero name? Chesty. I was going to say Chesty.

Chesticles. Chester. Number 10, having a man cave versus number seven, Dave's office snack announcements. Okay. That's logistical. It's all office logistics. I'm going man cave. I don't know why.

I love talking about man cave. Well, I mean, imagine not having one. I can't. Yeah, it couldn't be us. No. We should put a man cave at our new office we could maybe we should call it the man cave no no we gotta have women a woman gotta be allowed to yeah because like because no women are allowed in my man cave at home the unisex cave okay that's

that flows pretty nicely people cave the people cave okay that might be that might be the worst new name for our new office yeah Yeah, welcome to the People Cave. I'm going number 10, Man Cave. Dave is the Goated Snack Runner, though. He's okay. He got the Sweet and Sassy trail mix. I kind of wish we had the other ones with those M's in them. Those are mad sassy.

Hey, the Sweet and Sassy is both sweet and sassy. It's almost more sassy than it is sweet. Every bite is just like, ooh, ooh. It's like, mm-mm. is sweet. Every bite is like, ooh, ooh. It's like, mm-mm. Wee. You go, ooh. Number six, being a noted blank guy versus number 11, get in, get out, be tactical. Both seem like they're very old bits, but I think noted blank guys.

Yeah, I'm going to go with that. Noted blank guy. Getting Get Out and Be Tactical is definitely not this year. I was going to vote for getting Get Out and Be Tactical, being that our hotline is back up today, but number six goes on, being a noted blank guy. Put the word out there. Tell them the hotline's back up.

I'm a noted hotline guy. We need to use that video to announce that it is back up we should maybe just a gif is we can just tell people this is a hefty hefty matchup oh boy we got a 14 versus a three we got dirty bills ass guy versus number three christopher walken impressions this is tough i hate to i hate to vote against a juicy ass twice in one bracket i already voted against randy's juicy ass right this guy's ass is have we confirmed that randy's not the juicy ass guy from from rainy street no have you seen both of them in the same room at the same time i've never seen them both in this maybe i have actually randy's confirming that it is in fact not him so let's thank you randy as much as i do love

seeing dirty bill ass guy out in the wild and just seeing that thing just walk around i have to go with number three walking impressions walking impressions walking impressions moving on to the next round that was pretty good that might be the best one i've ever that was really good i i for a second i thought that christopher chris oh chris walken was in here he thought he on to the next round. That was pretty good. That might be the best one I've ever done. That was really good. For a second, I thought that Chris Walken was in here. He thought he was here. He's actually in town. It was just me. South by.

The whole time. South by Southwest. What did he do? Did he go by Soho House or anything? Soho House. I couldn't get in. They wouldn't let you in? I said, I'm Christopher Walken.

They said they don't accept Walkens? That's pretty good, Dave. Quick on your feet, dog. The crowd liked it. The crowd loved it. They're still liking it. I love doing this. Hold on. Everyone calmed down.

Everyone calmed down. We still have more bragging to do. Wow. Everyone calmed down. We still have more bragging to do. Wow. Number four, Wilmont's versus number 13, Big Facts and the Facts Machine. I mean, Wilmont's has been a longtime bit.

That's kind of, you know, the restaurant's been going through some COVID struggles lately. I just don't know if Big Facts or the Facts Machine worked well enough to overtake Wilmont's. I feel like this would be a monumental upset. Wilmont's is an old bit, but I don't even care. It's a classic. It's on the Mount Rushmore. I don't see it making it the Elite Eight this year, but I see it making it past the first round. Yeah, it deserves a nod.

Let's push it through. Push it through. Number 12, Dylan singing. You guys know that 12 and 5 seeds are always ripe for an upset. Right, yeah. We've been over that. Yeah. So number 12 seed is Dylan singing versus number five, Dave being in on Harry Potter. Squid lady. Squid lady. Boy who lives.

Were you calling yourself the boy who lifts? Uh-huh. Yeah. Don't you sleep under your staircase too hey that might come in handy today as we are now in like a high risk for uh damaging winds and even tornadoes great so if you're in central texas head on a swivel it's gonna be a wild afternoon So if you're in Central Texas, head on a swivel. It's going to be a wild afternoon. Dylan, I love your singing. Thank you, man.

I think everyone does. But when Dave walked in as Harry Potter for Spooky Season, it was an all-time happy moment for me going into a podcast. I have to go with Dave being in on Harry Potter. I have no beef with that. I apologize. It's okay. I had to binge it. You know I am.

Just so you wouldn't have to be like, look at me i'm so funny i'll go ahead and vote it for through for you dave you don't have to that's a class act thank you number eight impersonating jay bone versus number nine women in stem oh yeah i will never go women in stem oh yeah i'm definitely gonna win this one definitely going to win this one. I'm going to win this one, right? I'm filing for it. I'm J-Bone. He called in last week. He hit the pipeline. And he sounded exactly like that.

I don't talk like that. Oh, yeah. He definitely does not want people to vote him through. I've never voted against a woman in STEM, though. That's the thing, man. I don't think I'm going to start now. I support women in STEM. I do, too.

But this is about bits. And the J-Bone bit is funnier to me than women in now. I support women in STEM. I do too, but this is about bits. And the J-Bone bit is funnier to me than women in STEM. I support women in STEM. Love them. Wow. They're not going to win the tournament. Dylan hates seeing women in STEM winning. They're not going to win the tournament.

If you want to give them a courtesy vote, by all means do it. I'm going with women in STEM. Oh, it's really... Have fun with the honest day only because i i feel bad at how poorly i've impersonated this man and uh it is in in light of f1 kicking off yesterday which wow that ending man red bull are you freaking kidding me man um i'm voting the j bone through man check out formula bone i'll gas them up how about that that's understandable i get it that's big of you dave and you know what i'm i still got love for all my women in stem and you know what i got people in stem in general i've got love for them

as well come by the people cave anytime, if you're a woman in STEM, there's always a seat for you at the people cave. That's so bad. We'll leave the light on for you. That is so bad. Our final matchup of the first round of Bit Madness. Number 16 against number one. Number 16 is bloody crime scene.

Versus number one, what's the damage? It's a bloody crime scene. Versus number one, what's the damage? It's a bloody crime scene. Hey, if anybody's got a BBC login for Peaky Blinders, let me know. I got a site for you, Dave. They have some bloody crime scenes. I got a site for you as long as you have a HDMI cord that can go from your laptop to your

TV. You follow me? Oh yeah? Cord? Or USB? The bloody crime site. HDMI. It's going to connect from your computer to your television. And you don't have to pay for this. You follow me? Yeah, please send me the link or whatever.

I'm in for this. Might do it in an incognito window. Oh, wow. You don't want the feds coming after you. What's that? I don't know what that is. I never used it. You follow me? Didn't they used to call you Mr. Incognito? I don't know what that is. I never used it. You follow me?

Didn't they used to call you Mr. Incognito? I don't know. I don't believe so, no. They could have. Incognito. Man, tough draw for Bloody Crime Scene, which I really do enjoy. Of course, originated during the real or fake pre-workout seg. Is that right?

How do you remember that? Because the name of one of my fake pre-workouts was called Bloody Crime Scene. And you started going, Bloody Crime Scene. Bloody Crime Scene. What's the damage, though? What's the damage is great.

I really want to vote for Bloody Crime Scene for some reason. It's really funny. I feel like I have to vote for What's the Damage. The seating throws you. Don't let the seating get in your head pretend i feel like bloody crime scene should have been a 15 what are you guys going for i'm going damage yeah we got to go what's the damage all right all right sad to right. Sad to see Bloody Crime Scene go, though. We'll be back on Wednesday doing the next round.

And then after that, I think we're going to start combining rounds. Did we just set a record for the longest episode? It's a pretty long one today. I don't hate it. We didn't even get to go Goblin Mode. Yeah, we didn't even get to go Goblin Mode today. That's upsetting. We can go Goblin Mode on the start of the next episode.

All right. I woke up in Goblin Mode. Am I going to have to keep this window open you can't you can't close out or else you're gonna lose you're gonna lose your free read on that site david god dang it they said i've done nine for the year remember goblin core that's where that's where we heard that yeah real or fake aesthetics to everyone who voted to everyone who's participating thank you this is very fun uh this is very much a listener driven uh endeavor and we appreciate it it makes it really easy on us to uh go through and have fun doing this so to everyone who's out there who's uh contributed we very much thank you hey this one's for you guys this one's for the people this one's for

the humans and all you people you're welcome in our cave anytime this one's for don't know they welcome in our cave it's the people cave of course thank you all people welcome if you're a person and you want to stop by the people cave that sucks so bad people gave is good dude i kind of love it it's gonna stick are we allowed let's check the lease are Are we allowed to put a big neon sign up? Like out front. It doesn't say watch me. It just says people cave.

That's so stupid. Let's get out of here. Bye. you