Circling Back - 2023 Bit Madness, Round 1

Episode Date: March 13, 2023

Traditionally our most-listened to episode of the year: Bit Madness, Round 1. But we didn't just do Bit Madness today! B-Dubs getting sued over boneless wings! Dave calling someone out for using their Za Card multiple times! Recapping WashedFest! Ahhhhhhh! And to top things off this episode, we finished things out with Bit Madness. Enjoy. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:00) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (31:00) Buffalo Wild Wings Getting Sued (43:40) This Week In Za (51:22) Bit Madness, Round 1 Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Groove Life: www.groovelife.com/steam (20% off everything!) EveryPlate: www.everyplate.com/podcast (STEAM149 for $1.49 per meal on your first box) Shady Rays: www.shadyrays.com/steam (Code STEAM for buy one, get one free!) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas my name's will defries sit in the chair next to me. David, Mr. Zockhart himself, Ruff. Hey, Will. Hey, for those who celebrate, and again, this is for those who celebrate, happy. It gets dark later, so you can tell people you're going to play more golf, but you won't actually play more golf season. It's here.

Snuck up on me this year. Maybe it did that to you as well. But I just want to know to those who celebrate, I'm with you. I too celebrate that. You want to play golf with me? I'll keep score. No, I genuinely don't. Let me answer your question with a question whoa

do you want to play golf do you want to play golf sure worried about you yeah you know what you hate the game you hate the game of golf here's a true story my back has been killing me since monday when we play golf because you're old i know and you got to get your drip off because i don't play enough golf probably did you also stretch i have so much gd torque in my swing that it's like my back's like whoa dude wasn't right for that do you think it's the juxtaposition between the lifting of weights that you do and the golf that you play okay have you ever considered that maybe donald trump was absolutely correct in saying that your body is a battery it It's a wonderland.

There is a hole in that theory. And not really in the theory itself, but in how he goes about it. Because you definitely burn a significant, potentially a significant number of calories playing golf, especially hot round of golf in Florida. Human. Yeah, but Dave, when you drive your cart onto the green, you're not doing as much walking as every man does. You what that's a great point yeah forgot that the rules don't apply

yeah he does that he's not he's not doing cart path only to dt so he's not he's not sprinting up hills after checking the yardage yeah i think he would have enjoyed a plan acc cart path only with us his steps are like like sub 200 yeah he does after a round of golf that'd be incredible that sounds awesome honestly oh dylan shivery ladies and gentlemen i would like to thank everyone who came out friday for our little south by south washed party i guess we can't call it that our south by southwest party washed fest i don't even want to i don't even want to say that there's a festival going on especially it. Especially. It was a party. Especially Dr. Edward Zuckerberg, who came out, which was very nice of him to show up.

Boy, what a panel. Of all the people I expected to show up to our party, Mark Zuckerberg's dad was not on the list. So they were playing the panel audio in the bathroom? A dentist, by the way. Yeah, it was a dental panel um if you're not familiar with south by they have panels people go to them and i went in to take a take a pp as i often do although i think i only peed twice at the party not a big deal um and i could just hear them talking about flex they were just talking about local anesthesia and i was just sitting there

peeing listening to like this like serious talk about anesthesia and i was like huh it was weird because they were talking dentist shit but like the underlying you know the elephant in the room if you will is like why can't we just talk to this guy about the fact that his son is the facebook guy yeah one of the richest men in the world let me ask this guy how he asked his billionaire son for money because i want to know that's not no one wants to hear dr zuckerberg talk about if you know if parks or roads was a billionaire would you just randomly venmo them like for like a million dollars and be like come on dude come on just accept it i don't think you can transfer a milli through venmo but i think venmo might make some concessions if your last name's zuck i don't know no you know i'm a zell boy if someone tells me

to hit them on zell like they're just not getting paid yeah i'm not downloading a new app to pay you i use boa so i i i totally totally totally totally totally understand what's going on with the banks and i'm glad that you guys do too um i know I had to shoot down Dylan's idea to kidnap Zuck's dad. I was like, that's not a good idea. It's not the worst idea, though. You don't get an opportunity like that very often. I'm not the kind of guy that's going to hold someone for ransom. But there was never a better opportunity.

And I will never come across a better opportunity to kidnap someone and potentially get millions or maybe even a billion dollars out of it just saying do you think zuckerberg would pay a billion dollars to get his dentist father released from a podcaster's grip that's a headline right there honestly i'd do it for 50k podcaster takes zuck for a with that for the most south by south by like south by southwest fucking headline of all time like local podcaster kidnaps mark zuckerberg's dad at a south by panel does he need security because of what i just stated like the potential for a kid no but now i'm afraid that someone's gonna like this podcast gonna hit the facebook algorithm somehow and

suddenly we're gonna have like a patrolman showing up to our front door, watched HQ. Just twirling around his baton. I stand by my decision not to kidnap him. That's good. But like, I don't know. Can you commit to not doing it in the future? I will most likely never kidnap Dr. Zuckerberg or anyone else. Hey, sneaky shouts to the midwest house

yeah you know what the midwest house is yeah i got a pretty good idea young and restless oh says again shout out to them for uh for having us yes midwest house i hope we made you proud i mean you get that midwest uh hospitality dave you know what i felt I felt like I was back in Oklahoma when I walked in. I was like, oh, man, this is – I'm just getting like that. Notice there was a glaring lack of Oklahoma jokes when we were at the Midwest house surrounded by a bunch of actual Midwesterners. Yeah, their joints were just way too –

We would have rioted. Get Oklahomans out of there. Did Dr. Z burn on one of those Js? Don't Oklahoma my Midwest Midwest states are legalizing weed these fucking dorks in Oklahoma are all shooting it down what's up with that it's not good for Texas if Oklahoma's shooting it down

a hundo P voted it down what kind of narc shit is that dude that is narc shit it's just I saw Dr. Z at Rio later that night. I have no faith in anyone in this country. We went to Matzo Rancho, then we hit Rio for bottles,

and Dr. Z was there with like four honeys. It was so sick. Was he floating around in the pool? He was. Did he have floaties on? He had the arm floaties on. How are his guns? He's not in very good shape.

I wouldn't be there if my son was a billionaire. He kept yelling something about trying to get zucked on I was like what are you talking about I remember that you're in the club what if he just looked like John Daly and he operated like John Daly

you're saying somebody zucked me that's his new thing he's trying to trademark it i like will's idea that what if he looked like john daly yeah like what is what if like what if zuckerberg's dad was just a total liability he wasn't a responsible dentist who in south by panels he was like a scumbag don't stumbling from south by part you know him he takes laughing gas home with him no you don't create the uh't create the kid who's borderline running the world. The kid who stole the idea for Facebook from the Winklevoss twins.

The kid who shut off the faucet and ruined our old media company. Don't you stand with the Winklevoss? Isn't that your thing? They're definitely at South by. He stole the idea for Facebook from them. Oh, dude. Winklevoss is probably getting poured out in this SVB deal. They're probably getting zucked on.

Oh, my God. They're getting zucked, for sure. Is it a good thing or a bad thing? I'm very confused. I don't know. They're getting zucked on? Oh, dude. Somebody needs to check in on the Winklevoss.

They're panicking today. They have some meetings this morning that they certainly did not want to have their money couldn't be further away from there and i'm panicking bitcoin is spiking today it's having a good day good maybe maybe i should uh get rid of this shit keep forgetting about it i i did the smart thing and sold it at its absolute lowest so that's good you hit it dude sold it at that yeah i tried i tried to warn y'all about residential mortgage-backed securities. I tried.

And it's just like nobody listened to me. But anywho. I didn't even know Scott Van Pelt had a bank. He should have signed with us. That offer is still open. Scott Van Pelt wants to move over to wash media there's a spot for him or just move his money you would get it if we replaced you with van pelt right

of course just yeah just take care of me give me a nice little savvy pack and send me on my way who's like the lowest ranking espn person that we could replace you with before you like got upset i don't know like woody page is he still he's old reality would fit in i think i think we're gonna get mina collins i like her she's great i like her she's blown up she's good she's good she would definitely be better than Dylan. What if Dr. Zuckerberg was just your dentist? Like, that's weird. It's fucking weird. Wait, but didn't – was it you who went to Alex Jones' dad?

No. Oh, it was Micah, maybe. Alex Jones' dad's a dentist in Austin. Really? He was. I don't know if he still practices. Folks. That's his dad about to give you a

Your gums are bleeding. About to drill into your cavity. Before you know it, I'd like to tell you about the Clinton crime family. Dr. Zuckerberg. What the fuck? I'm privy to some intel. His son's a fucking

NARP. Riding that fucking dork ass surfboard. Who's a dork, dude? That dork ass fucking sweet baby raised bullshit.

Shit all over your face. Man, he could end us real quickly. We should probably not like completely trash him. Yeah. Dylan, can you go on record saying that you're never

going to kidnap Zuckerberg's dad? I promise to never kidnap Dr. Edward Zuckerberg. Okay. With that, I think we should start the show. Ladies and gentlemen, patreon.com slash circling back podcast. Tomorrow, we are doing touching based, a conspiracy podcast. I've got a couple that I'm tossing around, boys. I got to say, I think you're going to like it.

Let's hear what you got. No, I have some that have to do with entertainment i also have one that might be local that might require a little extra research i'm doing my own research field trip i'm doing my own research what no not a field trip just just google are you cooking up your own conspiracy theory here no but i think i might pile on someone else's all right thursday list your voicemails friday what's become my favorite part of the week baby the love island boys go opto on patreon again patreon.com circling back podcast go check out the youtube channel youtube.com circling back and go check out the shopwashmedia.shop without further ado it's time to recap this weekend and fun presented by our friends a chill adry today

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Code STEAM. Dylan, what did you do this weekend? Thanks for asking, Will. Obviously, Friday went to Wastfest at Half Step Midwest House. Shouts to the good people at the Midwest House. Had a great time. Had a nice little turnout. Shout out to our friends at Early Bird CBD who got everyone a lot of drinks at this thing.

Early Bird CBD was there representing, handing out some goodies to everyone. Bad day to be a summer shandy. Our merch went really fast too, by the way. It was for free. At one point early in the meetup, we'd really just gotten there, it had really just begun, and I saw this old man walk by.

This guy was old. He was old. He was a bag of bones. He was an old bag of bones, and he just had a washed hat on, and all I wanted to do was just go take a portrait mode photo of that guy staring at the camera. That was mega chill oh we should have saved some

for zuck's dad we should have hit zuck's dad with a hoodie that's a missed oppo because you know he rocks a hoodie yeah anyway his son's got fuck you money thanks again for dr z for coming through uh after that we went to matzo rancho nice little crew had a great time in matzo rancho all right can i i went poncho style nachos on them. Who was the MVP of Matzo Rancho? Because you know I had to leave early. It was me. It was Harbs.

It was me. It was definitely not Dylan. It was me. Yeah, Dylan was the MVP. This guy thinks he was the MVP of Matzo Rancho? I was middle. And I was fucking, I connected both sides of the tape. I was fucking, my jokes were big.

How did Dylan do as a middle? I don't think I talked. I talked to Dylan's wife more than I talked to Dylan. Wow. No offense. Because Dave was sitting in the corner. Dave's talking to your girl. Dave was on the end of the table by his wife and his son,

and then my wife was next to Dave. But Harv's at the opposite end, and he was down there just holding court. Dude, Harv's putting on a show. I don't know, man. He was fine. Did you feel like less of an alpha? He was fine. Because Harv's might have.

I think he might have been the alpha of the table. He was fine. No. Harv's, if you don't know him, and would you no offense he spreads hockey he spreads hockey buddy and now he's a friend of the of the show so matt's was a great time after that i went to rio like i said doctors me and dr z were there holding court did y'all go somewhere after river we tried to go to howards but the line was really long, and so Bay and I went home, and the young squad. Usually that's why you try to go places. The young squad went on somewhere else. Hold on.

You say something about long lines? This is a cocaine thing? Player. Player. I was walking around the house all weekend saying that. It's so annoying. My wife is going to leave me because I just walk around quoting just a cheese ball on Love Island. He's probably thinking about other girls right now.

Just walking from the bathroom to the kitchen. Imagine not watching that show. Could not be me. Saturday didn't do much. Ben and I got some sush. And then on Sunday, hung out with had parks parks so parks rode his bike alone around the neighborhood for the first time that's swag yes swag that just unlocked a whole new level i know i put my uh my apple watch on his on his bicep he's a little guy So I could track him on my phone.

And it was great. Why don't you just get like an AirTag and just like put it on a bike? You're tracking his heart rate? Why don't you just tape an AirTag to his bike? I don't know if taping it would be the move. Yeah, I feel like that would work. That would 100% work. You can't tape it.

You can't just duct tape it? My watch was in hand and paid for already, and it works just fine. So I just used it. Is that okay? You trust your son, who just learned how to ride a bike, to not crash with your Apple Watch around his bicep? He came back with a sense of independence. He was like ear to ear smiling when he pulled into the driveway. It was a great little moment.

The kid's killing it, man. Dude, I was going to say something to you. I was driving the other day. I went to get a car wash, famously. I've been trying for the last week. Okay. And everyone was going crazy i was driving by this like corner store and i saw a little kid that looked like parks and the kid just had two 40s duct tape to his hands and i was like what are you doing over here i don't think that was part you don't think it was him yeah i can't i don't know for sure but okay that would have really sunk him he doesn't weigh very much i started looking at him and he looked at me

and he looked me dead in the eyes and he said get out of here poopy butt yeah that was parks then that was definitely fucking rolled out and then sunday went to the retail therapy uh cocktail hour at uh water trade water trade so connected's connected to the restaurant Otoko. Hey, thanks for having us. Thank you for coming. Drink some Japanese whiskey. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Shout out Suntory. Yeah. That martini was heavy on the vermouth. I mashed that. I was mashing that what's it called button. Yeah, I was too. Not spritzer. What's the name?

Glaring lack of Dr zuckerberg at your event yeah there was the rcps and then just never came to the party that's so dr z i tried to yeah yeah oh my god if only somebody would have just i don't know had him in the trunk of their car when they came to the party and could have just taken him out and brought him in oh man anyway that was thanks for having us that was fun we transferred soccer bird's dad in like he's a prisoner we just got a bag over his head as we go into like a bougie ass bar yeah oh man anyway dave um thanks for asking dylan um wash fest was unbelievable this is the first south by thing we've done to where if so there was like the panel that didn't have anything to do with us and so there were a lot of um like people who go to south by like to south by to like network and like there are a lot of

shake hands and be like what's your company you know like stuff that it makes sense a lot of dental heads in the crowd a lot of dental heads panel were you calling them d heads shout out to all the d heads and uh man i met some people some people were really interested in washed and i apologize i was getting pulled a number of directions um imagine going to a dental panel in south by yeah you got anything dope going on for south by yeah i got this dental panel i'm hitting nerd shit is that they should have got dr devry in there oh they got dr z though that's a crush the dental kind of a get i'm gonna ask her next time i'm in there if she knows dr z um matt sell rancho after always hits um what was the order boys what was the order i already told

you i don't care about your poncho style, dude. You're in on those old-fashioned tacos, my guy. They were good. I went beef fajita nachos poncho style. Dude, no one cares that it's called poncho style. You're so jealous of my order. I got to tell you, Will. Ordering nachos at a Tex-Mex restaurant is a-

They're so good. That's a crime. They're so good. I ordered mine player style. It's true. There's 100 people out there who appreciate that. Saturday's where it got interesting. I made a mistake.

I woke up a little. I did a knockout martini Friday night. Left me a little bit woozy when I got up Saturday. So I drank some water and said you know what i gotta just make myself go do some some yard work i'm gonna be productive wow uh i've been waiting to aerate my lawn um i bought a a hand a manual aerator um you know i'm talking about where you punch it and you pop it up and i was like i'm gonna go do that and i did that with a hangover that sounds awful a pop top i was out there getting some vitamin d getting a little sun you get a tip i would have come by if i knew that

i had i had some sun bum on it's kind of counterintuitive but um anyway i was doing it and i was making great time i was getting some good exercise my core was getting a little work shoulders a little sore hell yeah dude um playa about halfway through my wife walks outside she says you get sweaty i just want a picture of the whole thing yeah it was obviously sweating it was hot yes yes uh my wife walks outside and says hey wi-fi just went out and i was like just now she's like yeah i'm like in my mind i knew exactly what had happened oh you aerated the fucking cord okay my thinking was i had i was under the assumption that they bury those cords that's so not six inches under this aerator is like three to four inches there's no and i was like there's no way i'll hit the cord i hit the

cord and uh we didn't have trust me trust me the difference between three to four inches and six inches ain't that much how'd you show us i gotta give a big shout out to the people at google fiber though because they came out and fixed my wi-Fi at midnight. Shut up. What? Granted, it took them a while to get out there. That's amazing. I didn't expect them to come out that day. I was like, I just put us in a – it could have been bad because my son likes to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and Bluey, mainly the former.

He was not able to watch that on the TV. Yeah. We had to wait until – they the guy called me at like 10 o'clock like hey do you mind if we come fix it right now I was like dude if you're out yeah I think cruddle you off from a beard no I the only thing I did was he was literally burning the midnight oil dog give him a bump or something I wasn't gonna give him coke this is why that's kind of you're always shoe hoarding in cocaine it going to get tired out there.

Do you offer him like a Popsicle? Yeah, I've heard of a Popsicle. I brought him lollipops. Did you give him some lemonade? Hey, boys. Here's some Popsicles. No, I told them they could drink from the hose if they wanted to. That's very nice of you.

There's something about hose water, man. When I'm at the club, all the hoes drink from me. Oh, shit. That's very nice of you. There's something about hose water, man. Damn, just hits. When I'm at the club, all the hoes drink from me. Oh, shit. Jesus. That's my guy right there. Damn. You and Zuck are a problem. I'm going to Venmo him for it after, though.

Big Zuck. Dude, hit me on Zell. I wonder if his friend's calling Big Zuck. Yeah, I don't know. That was a good delivery, dude that was good uh with the dinner with our neighbors something we've never done but they took us to a middle eastern restaurant dude that's what's up meze was it dope it's right down there in old torf right by by Kelly's, our Irish pub. I can't recommend it enough. Extremely family-friendly. The staff's awesome.

And that is kind of a blind spot in my palate. I didn't eat a ton of hummus. Dylan, you, obviously. Big hummus guy. Super Bowl Sunday, you're hummed up, getting hummed on. But I'm a big Middle Easter. I had some baba ghanoush. So good.

Baba ghanoush? A little eggplant, a little olive oil. You know what I'm talking about Middle Eastern. I had some baba ghanoush. So good. Baba ghanoush? A little eggplant, a little olive oil. You know what I'm talking about. Damn, dude. I'm just a fan of Mediterranean, Middle Eastern food right now. Dude, they're having a moment right now at the Mediterranean. Can you spell the name of this place? Look at this, Dave.

M-E-Z-Z-E. Dude, there's two Mezzi's, though. There's one over by y'all. Sorry. And then there's the one on Old Tour. But it's not the same place. There's like a Mezzi Cafe, and then there's just y'all. Sorry. And then there's the one on Old Tour. But it's not the same place. There's like a Mezzy Cafe, and then there's just Mezze. Bet.

And I'm probably saying it wrong. But highly recommend them yesterday. Again, thanks for having us. The retail therapy cocktail hour was a blast. I did. I have a couple highballs. Japanese whiskey. Quite good.

That's just a cool bar. That's a good place if you don't have plans and you you can walk in there right water tide water trade water trade water trade close um a water different part it's very grammable the bar is like very very immaculate and it's it's dim lighting just feels sexy. Feels like something important is getting talked about over in the corner or something. But I'll yield my time to Will. Not much to add here. Not much to add here. You know what it is.

I had to go to my nephew's second birthday, so I missed the Matt Sal Rancho dinner with you guys. I was a little jealous. It was fun, man. I know. It's Matt Sal Rancho with the boys. I out-ordered everybody. Stop. Stop. You got to stop ordering nachos every time you go there. It's fun, man. I know. It's Matt's All Rancho with the boys. I out-ordered everybody. Stop. Stop.

You got to stop ordering nachos every time you go there. It's like a little kid order. They're so good. They were kind of flaccid. They weren't at all. Flaccid-ass nachos. They were perfect. They did the deal where you pick up the corner and then the fajita chicken just popped off.

Oh, dude. I didn't even get chicken, so he's lying. He's talking about the chicken of the field. Big old dum-dum. What'd you get? I got beef fajita nachos poncho style half order it's all you need see your boy got i got fish tacos i i i just absolutely mashed that button i had to do it i put a bunch of sauteed jalapenos on there some sauteed onions on there as well well i forgot that you're at the same restaurant i was yeah i was in the back room where they put all the little kids and the old people. You just said you missed Matt's,

but you didn't miss Matt's. Well, I missed Matt's with the boys. We didn't see you. No, no. We saw Brad Key. Did you see Brad Key? I did. We overlapped.

I did see Drew. So I am a cloud, intern cloud too. Yep. So I just did that. And then I went home and I watched a little Love Island. I'm a dog. Who? Unseen Bits. Who, who? I watched a little love island i'm a dog unseen bits i watched a little unseen bits i can't really recall what happened in the unseen bits as i had had a couple margaritas after having a few

beers at the happy hour but that was a good thing i had a blast woke up feeling real spry on saturday saturday was the most open day that i've had in two weeks. So you know what I did? Absolutely freaking nothing. Absolutely freaking nothing. This guy's crazy. I'm loco with it. I sat around all day. Your boy, I went and got some chickpea salad from the place down the street. Pretty good.

Go ahead. Nope. Did you really do that on the salad? That's gross. Don't disrespect the neighborhood restaurant that made the chickpea salad. Odds you go to that restaurant that I went to and ask for it on the side. Isn't this our most listened to episode? Because we're doing a bit of madness too.

God damn it. Yeah. And we got all the new people are gonna listen because of the party they've already stopped you know i i'd listen to enough i got it i see what you guys are doing i appreciate it but it's just not for one guy wouldn't shut up about dr zuckerberg like who cares how long is the longest that you guys will wait how many cars if you're going to an automatic uh car, how many cars in front of you do you tolerate before you turn back? Five.

Five? Dude, that could be like an hour. Automatic? That's the most. Time out. Are we talking like at the Shell station or like a car wash, where they're like hand drying it out? No, automatic car wash.

Like you press the button and you drive into the garage. Five doesn't. It sprays your car down. Five seems like 30 minutes. Five is fine. It took me 30 minutes yesterday with three cars in front of me. So five iss your car down. Five seems like 30 minutes. Five's fine. It took me 30 minutes yesterday with three cars in front of me, so five's telling me it's going to take about 50 minutes. That place seems to speed the shit up. The place that I go to, which is right next

to Dylan's house, it's old as fuck. That's where you go? Yeah. Oh, it's just the exterior. Yeah, it's pretty mid. They do have a little detail place around the side there. Yeah, I'm sure they got a free vacuum I could hit too if I wanted to, but I'm not trying to do that. Okay. I'm too lazy to do that. I also keep a clean car. I'm not too worried about like the inside. What's that place cost? For a car wash? Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. I don't think it's

worth the price. $12 for the full works. Okay. I don't think it does a good enough job. Okay. This is Will Reviews Car Washes. Washflation. It's affected everybody. Should we start doing car wash reviews from washed media? Hmm. Did y'all do car wash fundraisers? One scrub.

Everyone knows the rules. That's pretty good. It would take more than one scrub to do my car. We had to do the student council car wash in the Taco Bell parking lot. That true why'd you do it in the taco bell parking lot we just did it in like the school parking lot i don't know i really don't know i can't answer that question that's a great point don't get me right dude randy's been talking about taco bell lately and it's been making me want taco bell so fucking bad he's already got us going to red lobster this week oh wednesday is the night what do you what's your order from red lobster lobster me too me too it's gonna be a groovy time but

that's just how we do we live a pretty groove life if you know what i mean i'm gonna see if they can whip up some scampi for me see what you did i think they can do that they might be able to even do the lobster scampi style for you. You can get things done scompy style. I'm about to find out. Please, just get to the group live read, please. Oh. Yeah, Bob. Yeah.

We got scompy. Remember when Dave said, yeah, Bob, when my par 3 shot was in the air and then I went in the water. Yeah, that was funny. I like that. It looked really good. It did look good. Yeah, to be fair, I felt really bad about that one. I apologize.

I was like, that was not cool. That bump went down at the warning track. The crowd was going crazy. Yeah, I was. Yeah, bub. Splash. Better than the kid who played that golf tournament with in high school, who as it's like very obviously going into the water, just goes splash as it hits.

And I was like, all right, man. Like, yeah, I saw it. How many calories we hitting in that red lobster shrimp scomps? You know what? Calories don't count on Randy Knight. No. Fuck no. The more calories, the merrier, honestly.

I'm going to be dragging a cheddar bay biscuit through Dave's scompy. He's going to have no clue I hit him. Please please don't do that i'll let you do it please don't do that dude can i get a drag off that scomps oh man no this is huge because i was otherwise gonna just bring leftover piccata and just eat that but don't have to fuck we don't have the chicken piccata summer shirts ready for wednesday boy that brought the house down yesterday at the meetup dude there were people like that is a great joke facts what about groove life though man on a monday morning they used to call dylan costanza in high school because he had the worst wallet of all time

and for the last 15 16 20 years he hasn't even he finally upgraded it that's probably a back problem yeah that's why your back's all messed up because you had that you didn't have your groove life you just been out yeah you think it's from golf dude no it's because you got this you have this crappy wallet in your back pocket. That's just twerking your. But I have been using my spine. So there goes your theory. Dumb, dumb.

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wild wings when buffalo wild wings is in the news you know your boy's got to chirp up a little bit i love buffalo wild wings i like everything about it it's my hooters i have never been ever never it's because you got laid off from grand x right before we did the company-wide lunch there y'all did a lunch there? Yeah. Fucking hate that place. Yeah. Grand X, that is. B-dubs goes crazy. Oh, man.

I love B-dubs. I can't believe you've never been to one. To mash that B-dubs button right after I'm let go is just so disrespectful. It kind of felt like they were spiking the football. Exactly. Was there not one in Austin when you were around? There's only one in Austin.

Where is it? South. Where South? Is it by us randy randy's holding a peace sign what are you doing i don't know where the one down south is but there's one up north too off like burn it and we went to the south 183 dude i love burning it okay well man is suing buffalo wild wings because he says the boneless wings are actually chicken nuggets. And as much as I want to ride for Buffalo Wild Wings here, I think this guy might have a point. I think he might have a point. It's a deceptive trade practice if I've ever seen one.

Are you guys willing to turn in your man card and admit that you will order some boneless wings at a restaurant? I've never ordered boneless wings. I'm not a boneless guy. I'm a bone in. People used to call me bone in well i probably no one ever called you boned i should have told both the oldest before we did this particular story i actually can't discuss it because i am a part of the class the plane of class that is um suing so i unfortunately can't discuss this so you guys have that you just want to go to the restroom or something for no i'm just gonna sit here and watch y'all okay well he says that these boneless wings are closer to chicken

nuggets his lawsuit says boneless implies the product is a chicken wing that simply has been deboned he's got a point is it worth suing i don't know but he's got a point he's filed similar lawsuits against tom's wicked fresh mouthwash we've been there kind and hefty i need to know more about his other lawsuits because it sounds like this guy has lawsuits of the frivolous nature. So there's a wing trailer down the street. Tommy want winging. Very

good. They're all lollipop style. Yeah. Lollipop style. Did you lick the wrapper? That's a Lil Wayne reference. Don't make that noise. That's a noise i can't deal with i am so fucking sorry to anyone listening that just had to endure what dylan did there what's a lollipop style wing you might ask it's where they trim off all this other stuff and you just

have the meat at the end right yeah yeah yeah right folks it's not you're right he's just saying your grandma's wings. These are lollipop wings. I don't know. My grandma might have shaved the wing a little bit. It's a lollipop. And he showed he's shaving the wing. Do you think Buffalo Wild Wings should stand for this?

I think they should counter sue. They're going to have to do something. They've been sued. In the lawsuit, he accused Buffalo Wild Wings of recklessly labeling his product as boneless wings while other companies like Papa John's... See, if you're referring to Papa John's doing the good stuff, that's when your lawsuit starts to lose a little bit of credibility.

It says they sell a similar product with carefully called... Their name's like Chicken Poppers. Domino's sells a menu item called Boneless Chicken, which the complaint says it labels on the menu as made from quote 100 whole white breast meat weren't you saying you were trying to see some breast meat this weekend you didn't want to say white i i don't i mean i'll take any breast meat no i don't remember saying any of that okay i don't remember saying that it's all something i would say um i really can't speak to the the claims at issue here but what i can say is this i'm disappointed in buffalo wild

wings why because of the reasons you've outlined in this story this says it should be noted that domino's pizza and papa john's also sell actual chicken wings and that a restaurant named Buffalo Wild Wings should be just as careful, if not more, in how it names its products. I feel like I've got this platform and I have to speak out. People go to you for wings and you have like a duty. You owe your customers a duty to be fair and not be deceitful. Is it a wing or is it not a wing? I don't hate that this guy might be right. No, he is right. My man's about to get some treble damage.

Does he deserve some financial retribution for it? Don't think so. Yeah, that might be facts. Oh, okay. Oh, sorry, Dave. I forgot you're part of the group that's leading the charge here what if dave gets fuck you money from his buffalo wild wings class action lawsuit oh my god i'm gonna freaking just dump buffalo sauce all over your ass that's what you would do if you got a bunch

of money if i got fuck you money i would make that happen you just buy a bunch of buffalo i would report on your friends i would trick dylan into thinking we're doing an ice bucket challenge instead of ice bucket it would just be a bucket full of buffalo sauce mild thank you but still saucy sure you're just covered nationwide like a suracha i know really yeah what happened the drought in mexico it's not letting the peppers grow properly. Is that true? It's facts. Damn. Not a big sriracha guy when it comes to hot sauces. Ooh, it's tasty.

It's tasty. It's tasty, but it's not my first choice out of my fridge. It's in my fridge. That says everything I need to say about it. It's not my first choice out of the fridge. That right now, it's going to Cholula. Ah, with the iconic wooden cap. I'm also very in on

Truff when I'm feeling a little bougie. Truff? Truff's good, man. That was a good sponsor. To make a Truff scene. They have Truff over here. Say it. Good job. Thanks, man.

This guy doesn't deserve to win this. Oh, okay. I guess you've looked at the the cause of action and you're willing to claim that on the merits they will change the menu though to rename it that would be that would be a baller move if they had to change the name they will and every time this guy takes like a young lady out there he says hey i did that that's me he's like what are you talking about she's like i don't follow you. See how it says Nuggets now? That's because of me. I'm the Nugget guy.

They are Nugs, though. I'm the big swinging dick that got it renamed Nuggets. I get things done with sauce on. He goes to apply for a job, and they're like, you're not qualified at all. He's like, look at 2023. Here's an article from the new jersey herald how do you feel about me now sir there's a five-year gap in your resume he was out there exposing the truth this guy's i was out there filing class actions this guy is so tom's wicked

mouth so petty i was filing really bad lawsuits hoping that i could not have a job actually so petty can you explain the gap in your resume? I was entangled in some legal issues. Buffalo Wild Wings, Papa John's. Numerous institutions over chicken. Quite litigious. I was in those days. We've all gone through that phase.

This guy does not stand for people punching their Z card after they eat a fucking pizoo see he is get this out of here oh my god he does not like misnaming foods they're gonna change the menu watch good they go have they should i think so too what is it called misleading chicken kablamskis come up with some random stupid name like that. Yeah. Chicken Koblamskis. He wants poppers. He's doing the office space. You guys want some poppers? Yeah, you are.

I'm doing the Dickie Roberts. That was Chachkis, dog. Chickalinis? Chachkis, of course, is where you guys recently had fish and chips. Same establishment. Baker Street? I know. tchotchkes of course is where you guys recently had fish and chips same established baker street uh i will say that good lunch who's that was somebody was that obby's or cowley's lunch it was obby i didn't i didn't get it i didn't get the nod it was good you got the nod you were just i was out that day you dipped on us yeah you said you're having tum-tum issues and you didn't want to hit it with that baker street dude they got low-key they got my favorite fish and chips in town right now low-key we were

the only one there was one other group in there actually randy and i go there for lunch probably once a month maybe less and uh there's never anyone in there it's just me and randy randy gets his blue drink do you do the malt vinegar or the tartar sauce? So let me learn you something here, Dylan. Not only are these fish and chips some of my favorite in town, they might have the best tartar sauce in town. They might have the best tartar sauce I've ever had. Dude.

I said something about it to the waitress, and she said, everyone loves the tartar sauce. Damn. Yeah. That's what's up, though. Yeah. Sometimes I hit the vinegar, though. I'm a savage like that.

For me, it's the juxtaposition. Here we go. Between the two. Here we go. Do you have a news story for us? I mean. Or is this just you? Oh, it's a brand new segment everyone's been clamoring for.

It's This Week in Zaw. What happened in Zaw this week? Sorry, were you saying something else? I cucked you. No, no, no. No, no, no. I had nothing else. You didn't cuck me.

Something came to my attention yesterday. And unfortunately, I'm going to have to put my robe on. Because a friend of the show is going to Zocourt. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, my God. What happened? Please be Randy.

Was it Dr. Z? I hesitate to name names. But someone, I'm going to see if you guys can guess who or whom's or whomst. Someone went Zoff for lunch yesterday, went home, ordered Zoff for dinner, completely different place. What? Back-to-back Zoff meals. Two different transactions. that is reckless uh it was duda dude and his wife snitched on him she she let me know that he had done this and i i hope that they can get past this but so he did get exposed to your own people man

is it time to revoke his za card for i don I don't know, maybe a month? So I asked him, I was thinking like, okay, I was trying to be objective and be like, all right, maybe he did like a thin crust at lunch and then like he went deep dish or like Detroit style. It doesn't matter. It doesn't, but he could, if he wanted to make that argument, I would at least listen. If you wanted to plea down to a lesser charge, like that would be his argument. Maybe, you know, admit some guilt, but at the same time, like, time like it's like all right this isn't like black and white um unfortunately clanking his prison mug along the what'd you do boys i had deep dish pizza after some thin crust for lunch damn i played for keeps played my zarkar twice what poster would he have on the wall of his cell that he was secretly carving away like

a phil collins poster phil's getting a fit off yeah he'd say like that's how he gets through like a princess die in her like rebaught high sock era swag uh duda said that they were both like very similar standard pies he said one of them was they were at a brewery and someone brought pizza so he had a few slices maybe it was parlor and um he said the one he ordered anymore dylan oh yeah the one he ordered was just pepperoni with the side of breadsticks and the ones at the brewery were hawaiian and meat lovers it's a juxtaposition for me pineapple and then with the saltiness of the where do you guys stand on pineapple pizza where do you stand not into it don't do it i i don't i don't get upset about it i don't go out of my way to order it but if it's on there

as long as it is juxtaposed juxtaposed and juxtapossessed with something like, I don't know, ham, Canadian bacon, sausage, not hamburger. I'm just not a hamburger on pizza guy. Then it's fine. Ground beef does not – No, I don't like the crumbled up. Don't need it. That's not my thing. I like big chunks of sausage.

So what's going to happen with Duda now? I don't know. Are you trying to move on from this segment? No. The way you just looked at me made me think that maybe you are. I want to know what his punishment is going to be. Whyuda now? I don't know. Are you trying to move on from this segment? No, I want to know what is – Because the way you just looked at me made me think that maybe you are. I want to know what his punishment is going to be. Why do you hate this segment so much? Something's got to happen to Duda.

He's got to pay for this. There are consequences for our actions. Well, I think he's going to have to look himself in the mirror and just say like, hey, was it worth going B to B's off? What if you're eating pizza? Like you ordered a pizza and you're eating it. And when you're eating your pizza, someone else walks in with another pizza from a different place. If you do a pizza exchange,

does that count as playing your Zha card twice? A pizza exchange? Wait, does there have to be the act of bartering? Like you're trading like two slices of thin for one of your deep dish? Yeah. No, I think that that should be fine. As long as it's part of the same transaction while you're sitting there. Where Duda went wrong, and like I don't mean to get on my high horse, but where he went wrong, in my opinion, is he should have recognized that, man, that's good pizza. I might be feeling that for later.

And he should have just like ordered some or brought some home with him and eaten the leftovers. In which case, he would have been fine. But it's the fact that he had to do a completely different transaction that really puts him in peril here. If you are at like a brewery and you order a pizza at the brewery and then you get another pizza to go and you eat it later like is that kind of playing your sock hard what if you do what if you get like a pizza buffet for lunch you go for lunch and you get full and then you stay there long enough to where you get hungry again but you haven't left the establishment still all you can eat you haven't checked out yet maybe it's four hours later did you leave and get like a stamp you haven't left you haven't left your establishment. It's still all you can eat. You haven't checked out yet? Maybe it's four hours later. Did you leave and get like a stamp?

You haven't left. You haven't left. You're still there. You're just there in the arcade playing Mortal Kombat. Yeah. And it's like, I'm kind of hungry again. I could go for a couple slices of za. I think you're okay.

I think you're okay. Most jurisdictions, you're fine. Okay. If you were like on a camping trip and we couldn't contact you and someone asked me that, I think I'd tell them like, as long as you don't cash out, as long as you sit your ass there the entire time,

I think you're good. I would at least vouch for that person if they got taken to Zocourt and Dave was sitting there in his robe and his wig. I would rather do the 24-hour... Zuckerberg's dad in the corner handcuffed. Okay. Got a gag in his mouth.

Who's that? That's my buddy. Don't worry about him. I would rather do the waffle house challenge inside of like a cc's and just eat pizza in lieu of waffles like if i had like that punishment i would much rather just sit there all day and eat pizza see you do cc's it's easier to take down a slice of pizza than just to do one of those waffle house waffles are pretty big yeah and the waffles i a pizza obviously has like bread, cheese, toppings.

But a waffle is just thick. What else does pizza have? Thick boys. I like pizza. Tomato sauce. I'm glad you brought up CC's because someone pointed this – pointed me to this story. I think you brought up CC's. Pizza Challenge at CC's. story i think you brought up cc's uh pizza challenge at cc's i don't know if this is like

a local this is like a specific one or if they're doing this nationwide this might be completely fake but it says 50 cash to participate non-refundable 300 cash prize team of two 60 minutes eat an entire 28 inch one topping pizzatopping pizza, drink two large drinks, no ice, can't leave the table, stand up, or throw up. Is there a time limit? 60 minutes. Okay. I googled, after seeing this this morning,

I googled how big a 28-inch pizza is. It's 28 inches. It's about 28 inches. But I wanted to see how big it was next to a human being. It's big. 28 inches right there. It's bigger than I thought it was next to a human being. It's big. It's 28 inches right there. It's bigger than I thought it was going to be. It's exactly 28 inches.

When I first started reading 28, I was like, that doesn't seem that crazy to me. And then once I Googled it, I was like, oh, never mind. That's a tall task. You saw this story too. I did. I did. I'm going to go with it being real. I saw it on the Twitter machine, yeah.

And so the Googled photos that I saw saw were not from assisi's necessarily but they were 28 inch pieces that people were trying to eat solo style classic food challenge oh shit we're done with this all. Bit Madness. We can just get the music. It's Bit Madness. No, we can't.

Like copyright issues. Nobody cares. Bit Madness. It's upon us again. What a time. What a time. Well, I don't even know how Bit Madness started. I'm going to put it on the listeners.

It feels very self-indulging. It's like, oh, here are all the funny things we've talked about over the past year. But we don't present it. You're right. They present it to us, and then we break it down and give them a prize for anticipating the things that we do. I think it's a beautiful process, if I'm being honest. You guys are familiar with March Madness? You guys ever seen this?

Oh, my God, dude. My bracket's already busted. Yeah, so they play American basketball and it's a bunch of colleges and they have a big bracket. They play ball basketball. Yeah, they play ball basketball.

And then if a team wins every game that they play, they'll probably win the championship. You get that? Which seed did Dr. Zuckerberg coming to our South by Southwest party make? Hasn't made it yet. We're going to have to punt that I think in 2024. Yeah. win the championship you get that which seed did dr zuckerberg coming to our south by southwest

party make hasn't made it yet we're gonna have to punt that i think 2024 yeah the the conference tournaments were already over damn it's tough randy are you gonna present these okay he's like no i remember no mikey used to so mikey used to also fuck it up every year. So our listeners have ranked the bits using a process that is probably more complicated than I can explain at this point. But it has spit out a ranking of all of these. And so we have 64 choices. Seated one through whatever. That might not be right. I think we've got 48 choices.

No, there's 64, right? There's definitely choices. There think we've got 48 choices. No, it's 64, right? There's definitely choices. There's choices. There's choices. We have four different quadrants on this bracket. We got the too much dip quadrant. We got the mail-in podcast. We got the Sunday Scaries podcast.

We got those brunch boys holding it down. Hey, shout out to brunch. Check out their Oscar stuff. The grouch? Why are you living in a trash can, man? I'm trying to direct people to the brunch podcast. Do you want to sleep in my place for the night? No, they would hook up or something.

It'd be weird. You think Big Bird's going to smash Oscar the Grouch if they have a sleepover? At least experiment. I don't know. Today, we're going to do round one. Most exciting day in March Madness, how am I? I'm ready for this, man.

Let's fucking ride, then. Let's go to ready for this, man. Let's fucking ride then. Let's go to the too much dip bracket. Let's see what our number one seeds is. And as you guys know, what we do here is that since there's three of us, there's a built-in tiebreaker. So we'll just go through each of them and we'll figure it out. The first one, number one seed overall. I know it, but can you explain it?

It's a bit where we obviously know something, but can you explain it for the people that don't know? Sometimes you feel like you're talking down to people if you explain something that's so obvious, so you pass it off to a friend. It's like the SVB thing. I could talk all day about it. This is going up against number 16, Will's Pizza group chat.

I famously have a group chat where we just talk about pizza. Yeah, I'm really sad I'm not in that group. Okay. You are going to be punching air when someone else in the room gets a nod one day. Talk about the Zock card guy. I mean, look, it would mean a lot. I'm not going to beg for it, but I would definitely accept. Who are you voting for?

Ooh, man. This is tough. In fact, this is the game that I had marked on my schedule. I am going, though, with the one seed. I know it, but can you explain it? What are you doing, Dylan? I'm going to remove all onus from you, Will. I also am taking the one seed.

I know it, but can you explain it? I'm taking Will's Pizza Group chat because I'm not willing to get kicked out for not voting for them. They don't listen, do they? A couple of them. This is a tough one. This is a tough one, boys. This is probably the hardest one we have.

Number nine seed, Podcast Week. Number eight, Brick Merriman. Here's the thing about podcast week. This has been a bit since 2017. People are saying Brett's going to have a tournament across the board. It's got to be Brick, right? I'm going to go Brick Merriman on this one.

Brick. I'm rocking with Brick because he's rocking with us. It's a Brick. Yeah, it has to be Brick. Don't get me wrong. I love podcast week. The final be like four bread oh no oh no come on we'll let him we'll let him cover himself our next one the five and twelve always dangerous number five what's the damage versus number 12 sally ruining movies um i am not voting for the 12 because i do not want that smoke i'll take the smoke i do like i do like what's the damage what's the damage is good we'll put the onus on will uh i don't

sally doesn't ruin movies she just asks about movies so this might be a little bit of a misnomer here uh i'm voting for what's the damage as i always get really excited when i can see dylan talking about something he did over the weekend, and I can feel Dave's wheels turning about to ask him what the damage was. He does do that, doesn't he? It's great. It's great. It'd be like that often. We've got number 13, Skelly, our skeleton that chills in the office with us.

Or number four, as this is the only way she can eat fajitas. Just an absolute staple in Bit Madness. So Skelly is Skelly, not Dylan as Skelly. Skelly got some good reviews that day that he filled in for me on the call. That's okay. He did. Okay, I wanted to make sure. He was really funny.

It was great. It was a great bit. You a little warm, buddy? Dude, it's getting hot in here. Pop that top. It's getting hot in here. I'm sorry. This will shock no one.

It's the fajitas for me. I can't. It still makes me laugh. It's the only funny thing I do on Twitter, and I think about it often. I think about it almost as much as player. I'll let Will decide on those things. I'm going to take Skelly. Ooh.

I'm going through a shredded cheese phase. I officially understand why she will not eat fajitas without shredded cheese. It is a four seed. I've been going to Maudie's in Austin, Texas, and I've been ordering a side of shredded cheese with everything I get. I have to go with number four, shredded cheese. Damn. Will's entering his shredded cheese phase.

I'm not entering it. I'm squarely in it. That's great. Next, we have number three, the college hunks versus number 14, the clutch move of ordering a pizza

at 1 a.m. Can I vote first here? I love a hunk as much as anybody. I absolutely love the clutch move of ordering a pizza at 1 a.m.

Honey Badger is voting number 14 seed. Upset alert. Wow. What a dork that one guy was who said that. That was the thirstiest tweet of the year. The clutch move.

It was clutch. This one, this is going to break my heart. I'm just going to put it on Dylan because I'm rocking with the Honks because they're rocking with me. The Honk, dude, the college Honks, nobody moves your junk quite like the college honks we got that one hunk's blood on the couch remember we they're literally a part of this sample and like duplicate him you want to clone the home yeah let's get a let's get a lab grown hunk for the office he also

said he could beat canelo in a in a boxing match yeah i don't see that happening yeah i don't either canelo he should definitely start doing prize fights instead of moving stuff you know Who said he could beat Canelo in a boxing match? I still don't see that happening. I don't either. Canelo famously. He should definitely start doing prize fights instead of moving stuff. You know what? The hunks are going through to the next round. What? The hunks are going through. Disgusting.

I hate this. Dude, that's upsetting. I was hoping it wouldn't be like that. My bracket just got busted. Number 11, Bing Bong goes up against number six, Bay changing Dylan's name from Chivary to Chevrolet. Yes, you did. Okay, I read that wrong. I read number six bay changing dylan's name from chivalry to chevrolet okay i read that wrong i read that as uae changing dylan's name so i was like what'd you do why did you have to change your name to go over there like what happened uh bing bong's a classic a

staple if you will been around here for a while but. But Dylan having his name changed is, for me, one of the funnier things that's happened. Might be a Cinderella story this year. Yeah. I'm rocking with the sixth seed, changing Dylan's name. What do you got, Will? Ooh, hold on. Did you order the Onus?

Because I should have ordered that. Give me that. I'm taking it back from you. I'm going with number six, Mr. Chevrolet. Okay. It's going through. I need a vote number six, Mr. Chevrolet. Okay. It's going through. I need a vote. Why don't you explain it for the folks at home?

Explain what? They have a new name. The bit that just won. I thought you just explained it. I kind of explained it. My last name is Chevrolet, but when I married my wife, she started telling people that it was actually Chevrolet. Is she still doing this?

I just like it when you say it. I think so, yeah. Chevrolet. Is she still doing this? I just like it when you say it. I think so, yeah. Chevrolet, which is how they say it when the few times we travel to Mexico together, they say Chevrolet. She's like, that sounds really cool. It kind of. And so. Yeah, but you can't. That's like Joe Deer Tech.

It does sound cool. Folks. It does sound cool. Number seven, Alex Jones voice goes up against number 10, fake headlines. Ooh. Man, we haven't done fake headlines in a minute or is fake headlines like headlines or is this real or fake headlines that's a confused that i'm confused yeah i don't know randy make the executive decision i think this is just headlines headlines yeah we're gonna do some headlines because it would be real or fake if headlines if it was real or fake that sounds great thank you they just recreated the that was good jingle it was good people are like fuck did i have anyone headlines uh i really enjoy that

segment i'm gonna go with fake headlines as far as recurring segments go i think fake headlines is my current favorite one uh i like alex jones voice but i only like it when dave does it because dave does it very convincingly the thing that's bad about dave doing it is that it makes me want to do it and i don't do a very good job of it and so i'm gonna do headlines this next one is not going to be close by the way oh yeah i i guess we just can't have uh can't have aj going far in the turning oh shit did a fucking directional school just lose 110 to 38 because we got number 15 bringing back the stream room versus number two brett spotting fake celebrities at car oh man i hope brett's bits got spread out across the you want them to

take it themselves out and i want i want a final four nothing but but I agree I agree It's gotta be number two This is Brett The steam room was a fun segment Stream room It was therapy for us The stream room Dave Where we watched movies Like you watched that one Netflix one

I was thinking the steam room Yeah that too people really loved the stream room No but there's nothing better than going to carve with brett and then he's like oh shit i think joe montana's right over there holy fuck and you look like that's just some old guy it's just some dude who played golf that day dude guys guys last night i went to carve and i got like a glass of wine on tap and dude you would never believe who i saw there dude billy zane was there billy zane was not there but he did joe montana but my favorite part about it was

elizabeth olsen who he didn't know who she was he wasn't quite sure what she looked like but like no she was somebody i'm pretty sure that was her i'm like you would know she's beautiful but after two glasses of wine she looks like every single other like pretty blonde girl i've ever seen in my entire life how many my wife listens david you gotta be careful which quarterback did he allegedly see there he said he saw carson wentz oh yeah carson wentz which chris harrison is another one i believe that i believe that i was with him with the sandlot guy the sandlot guy makes sense i saw the sandlot you can't mistake the Sandlot guy. Confirmed. Whatever.

Ham. Ham from the Sandlot. Brett moves on. Now we have number two. Oh, we're on to the Sunday Scaries bracket side of things. Very cool. We're making good time here. Number two, Frat Dave goes up against number 15, Coffee Mugs. Is this the bit of people sending Dylan coffee mugs,

or is this just coffee mugs in general? I think it's probably me kind of asking for them and then people sending them to me okay okay okay okay i'm gonna go for frat dave here mainly because uh everyone in this room besides rainy and i have gotten a coffee mug sent to them so i guess i did too yeah but we're not allowed to talk about that one on air oh because it's a bad boy one it's a special one it's tight uh i'll go fred i'll go frat dave frat dave's funny I'll give it to you Dave you can be funny Fred Dave

Dave did a Fred Dave appearance with Micah on the podcast like a while ago where he just was Fred Dave for like 10 minutes and it was

some of my favorite stuff we've done this year I think I was hungover did you do Fred Dave when J-Bone was here or when Ross was here J-Bone wasn't it maybe it was J-Bone

Bone Voyage yeah that was a good one J-Bone Coffee Friday oh yeah J-Bone there was a big one with J-Bone are we gonna are. Yeah, that was a good one. J-Bone! Coffee Friday. Oh, yeah, J-Bone. There was a big one with J-Bone. Are we going to do Coffee Friday once Love Island Boys are done? I think we got to simulcast it.

Yeah, Coffee Friday. You're going anywhere. Yeah, okay. I would have gone Coffee Mugs just because I do like when Coffee Mugs come in for Dylan because he gets excited. I do. Fred Dayblad is on. Yeah, he still uses the ass mug way too much.

Number 10, Welchie on Bets versus number 7, got that dog in him. I don't think the Welchie on Bets thing is funny. I don't think it's funny, Dillon. I think it's disrespectful to your coworkers and your friends. It's a good bit. Disrespectful. Hey, was that young lady y'all were talking to

last night a tattoo artist? Or y'all were just talking with night a tattoo artist or y'all talking just talking with her about getting tats yeah yeah i don't think i don't think she did tattoos no i don't know how that came up okay cool smart just curious since you mentioned it though like you you keep talking about getting tattoos yet you haven't done it that is not a bet payoff for me the only one i have that i can still pay off right now is, and I'm going to, is the combine, which is going to happen probably in April. What I don't understand is why KJ hasn't been forced to buy a new pair of truck nuts

and put them on his car. Because him putting them on and then losing them on the way back to Dallas was mega sus. From the guy who owes us a fade. That's fine. You know what? We should take him to nut court. You're not allowed to point out things at IOU at all. We did.

We took him to court on a too much dip live stream. Was it nut court? I had issued that he either had to get a tweet on the Jumbotron at the Super Bowl, and if he didn't, he had to do like four TikTok cringe dances. And he hasn't paid up. Say what kind of court it was it was i was i think it was dip court but if you want to say it's nut court fine we can what if it was corn nut court more on that that's doing a lot yeah i get it

corn nut court uh i'm gonna i'm gonna go with uh got that dog in them i'm gonna go with welching on bets so i can constantly bring up the fact that you owe me a tattoo and a booty bleaching in an asshole bleaching i didn't i don't owe that to y'all no no that's right no you you owe it to the game we're privy charge it to the game then do it no i'll pay for it i don't care i'll pay for your game dylan you pay for my public i want ross there though because i want to make sure that we have all the content from it. The game is to be told, not sold. I'll get my bubbly chin. I'm going number 10, watching on bets.

The only thing that's keeping me from doing it is just getting on all fours in front of a stranger. You don't have to do it like that. You can just put your ankles over your shoulder. That's much worse. That's much worse. Put your heels behind your head in front of a stranger, bitch. Okay. Can I just take this stuff and do it myself? Or they have to do it that sounds worse if you go through an entire clorox

bleach wipe clorox bleach wipe thing i'll call it good no that's so wasteful and that's gonna burn his little butt that will burn he would regret that my little butt what are you voting for dave uh i am rocking with got that dog in Em. Okay, dogs go through. And I want to just point out I did something to my neck just now. So I'm going to be rubbing my neck for the rest of the show. How's your back? Back's fine. How's your other stuff?

It's fine too. Number six, zombie. Zombie. That's it. Oh, my God. Versus number 11, stretching your piece. Stretching your piece moves on for me. Fam me famously stretching your piece is the question that everyone has is if you start stretching your piece out can it get longer it's a good question whoever posed that question must have

a huge brain was that a listener voicemail no i think that was just me just kind of asking okay uh i can't in good uh conscience uh vote for something that causes Dylan to sing more zombie so I'm going to have to go with the peace stretch it's in your head bye bitch I was going to vote for a stretch in your peace too by the way just for the rec

I'm sure you were dude I think enough time has passed do we need to delete me calling Dylan a bitch during an ad read yeah for people that wonder what conversations happen right after we just always have to wonder Do we need to delete me calling Dylan a bitch during an ad read? Yeah, for people that wonder what conversations happen right after, we just always have to wonder. No, dude. It's not like we weren't doing it like a dork.

It's a good ad read. People are going to go back and listen now. No. No, dude. They love authenticity. All right. And it's authentic for us to call Dylan a bitch. Yeah. To be fair, he was quite a bitch.

He was. He was. I was. I was. Number 14, Hundoundo p backers versus number three nick adams alpha male tweets oh my god this is hard dude i gotta i think i have to ride the backers i want to ride for nick hundo p backer that what does that mean exactly i'm new here that means that you have been a backer since day one it means you haven't missed an episode i believe

yeah yeah you listen to 100 of them hence the hundo p damn well i'm gonna hundo p backer got to this is an upset big upset this is a big upset it's a good year to be a 14 seed um yeah we just can't have nick adams like much like alex jones we can't have him making like a deep run in our bracket yeah it's like there's something in the next year he's gonna tweet you know people be like yeah remember when they were championing that guy we platformed him in our bracket yeah i would have a i would i would vote for nick adams more if his video content hit as well as his tweets do, but his videos are a mess. If he stuck to Hooters content, I'd be all in. I'd try to hire the guy, but unfortunately,

he does things that I don't like. He gets a little political with his Hooters stuff, and I'd like to keep politics out of Hooters, personally. Do you respect that he says whatever the hell he wants? Yeah, he's a walking adult to her. Number four, Brett's financial advice versus number 13 randy and jay bones bromance um i don't think randy and jay bones bromance or friendship whatever you want to call it is is something you should joke about not a bit randy was clearly uh shook when when jay bone moved to wisconsin so unfortunately i guess brett's financial advice is going to have to move forward.

Brett's financial advice gives me great joy. From his NFTs that are just tanking to his property out in West Texas that he's not doing anything with. I love it. Did that make it in another bracket in and of itself? West Texas? Yeah. I think it's on the list. Oh, yeah. I think it's a one seat.

Don't worry. We're good. I think it's a six seat. It's a little derivative. Okay. Okay. Brett's financial advice goes through. Number 12, a former champion.

Yeah, this can't be in here again. It already won. It's number 12. Oh, you're not going to let the Dukies in? Because they already won two years past? These are two power plays from days past. El Glizidente, which is Dylan, versus Dave's Little Whiskey Girl, which is my wife. Did y'all see the TikTok of the guy who was talking about the $16 hot dog at Howard's?

There's a guy who's like, would you eat a $16 hot dog? And it's like talking about Howard's. Or is it Howard's? If it was Wagyu and Poolside in combo, then yeah, it would. I'm not doing 16 on a hot dog did you have the wagyu gliss in combo i think i did actually it was dank it was fine but i was on vacation so like i don't think i just don't eat hot dogs in mexico usually i skew to mexican food that's a potential five seed for next year will not eating hot dogs in mexico yeah

ever since i had some hot dogs in the States, I just can't do it in Mexico. If you've ever had it. For me, this is tough because, again, I am a fan of my little whiskey girl. But the only thing I love more than my little whiskey girl is my little hot dog guy. And it's Dylan. The king of the gliz the glizzy eater he's a little hot dog guy sir glizz a lot i'm not a hot dog i'm just not a fucking hot dog i got dave's little whiskey girl oh i got bad news aka will's wife i'm throwing the hot dog this thing cannot make

another run it can cannot make another run. It can't make a run. Well, luckily for you, Dylan, it's going up against Brett's financial advice in the next round. That's a formidable matchup. I'm going to be kept up at night thinking about that matchup. Number eight, we got two things that have to do with butts. Mondo.

And number nine, goosing. I'm new here. Explain both of those things. Armando is a large poop classically taken by your biz dev guy. Number nine is an act where Dylan's friend from high school sees you at a bar and very quickly puts his thumb up your butt. He gooses you. It's a little cheek squeeze.

You know? Hey, how you doing? Man, before we had this wall up, it was a bloodbath. It was a free-for-all in here. So much activity out there. Man, this is tough, because as much as I love a good

goosing, there's something about a Mondo that hits different. Goosing, this is a tough matchup for Goosing. Yeah, you have a personal connection to both. I believe Goosing should at least make it to the next round, but it wouldn't have against Mondo. I don't know how I can vote against Mondo. I think I could have voted for Goosing, but your friends have never done it to me, which makes me question my ass. And so I'll have to go with the Mondo.

Dave's gotten goosed. Yeah, but I was just popping that thing out. It's true. I was asking for it. You were serving that up on a platter. Dylan, do you have any Mondo stories you want to share? No, I don't. Okay.

Cool. Mondo goes through. Wow. That's a tough one, man. Hey, man. Cool. Mondo goes through. Wow. That's a tough one, man. Hey, man. 8-9 is always a banger. For sure. Oh, here we go.

For sure. All right. Our final matchup of the Sunday Scaries bracket. Number 16. Cornuts. Cornuts. That's going to be of all the bits. Versus number one, Randy posting grams mid-pop.

How this is a one seed. Explain corn nuts. I do not understand. Hey, I met you guys at South By. I was there for the dental panel, and I just saw that y'all have a show. So I'm listening for the first time. What is corn nuts? Like, I'm familiar with the food.

So in about, I don't know, probably eighth grade, my buddy Max brought corn nuts to school. And we started saying brought corn nuts to school and uh we started saying corn nuts yeah and then uh in 2022 uh the podcast that i host discovered this and for some reason we just started saying it again so shout out to max man as much as i love our producer just popping grams off in the middle of the pod, I find myself walking around saying corn nuts, and I'm not even privy to this bit. So I'm going with corn nuts. Big upset in my book.

I'm going to go number one, Randy posting grams mid-pod because I like content. I'm going to put the onus on Dylan. Onus Wagner. I'm going to go Randy posting grams mid-pod, but it's not going past this next round. Oh, for sure not. It doesn't.

No offense. It's not a one seed. I agree. I agree. I don't know how I got it, but thank you for the backers for giving it to me. Okay. Mr. Thirsty.

I think they just like your grams. Yeah. They're good ass grams. If you like grams, check mine out. At DC Rough. Add me on the group. At Randy Trembacky. Add me on the group. your grams yeah they're good ass grams if you like grams check mine out at dc rough at randy trumacki all right that was your opportunity i'm sorry before we get to the other side of the bracket let's hear from our friends over at every plate you want to get table do you want to get dinner on the table quicker dave try 15 minutes or less their new slater recipes is ready and i like

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We got the number one seed. Come the cinematic universe of Marvel. Some people that were rattled. Versus number 16, Dylan's Space Fascination. That's a bad seed for Dylan's Space Fascination. I feel like referring it to this is almost discounting. To me, it's a six or a seven seed.

But look, hey. Whatever. Dylan's Space Fascination. Look, Daddy Loves Space. space it's true was that post malone was that what that was jimmy webb space you love it man you're always looking at the sky yeah yeah so what are you doing yeah what are you doing bitch i, what are you doing, bitch? I'll go Dylan Space Fascination. Wow, out on Coombe. I'm not a big Coombe guy. The cinematic universe of Marvel. I do enjoy several films, but I'm not really into it.

You know, as someone who recently binged all the Coombe movies, all the cinematic universe of Marvel movies. Dude, that's a lot of cum to take in all at once. I enjoyed it, and I do have some catching up to do. I've not seen some of the more recent stuff. But the one seed for me moves on. So you're a big cum guy. Huge.

The biggest. I got it. So the onus is on me. What are you going to do with it? This is hard. Mainly because I've never seen a... The only Marvel movie I've ever seen is that space one. Okay.

Guardians of the Galaxy. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. It's a good one. It's just tough because I love seeing people learning no matter what age they are. Never stop learning. But I've also – much like Dave, I'm also a big cum guy. So I'm going to have to go with the Cinematic Universe Marvel as it – they did it on Patreon.

Yeah. And you love to see that. Sorry, Dylan. Okay. You might need to do a little more. I don't care. What was your space segment that you were doing? Wow.

You might need to do one of those. Oh, the space bar. Yeah. I need the space bar to be more recurring in order for me to get more in. Yeah, you got to earn it, man. This is March. You got to look out. We've got number nine, Dylan going mega viral versus number eight, a new twist on an old

favorite. Damn, I miss going viral. That was a fun time. I'm going number nine, Dylan going megaviral. Damn. Oh. Daddy was doing numbers. We got a lot of subscribers that day.

Okay, I'm going new twist on an old favorite, putting it on Dylan. Dylan going megaviral. He's got to make it through at least one of these. The parts technically go megaviral, though. His dad crafted the tweet that went viral. I've seen some people tweet it, reword it, and steal the tweet. And honestly, the way they worded it is much more consumable. Wow.

That's weird. Mine is the one that went mega viral. So your son ate, went mega viral. You ever done north of 50,000 retweets on a tweet, Dave? Probably not. Well, I have. Maybe in the PGP days. I have.

I haven't. Yeah, but you hit up Ross. like, hey, can I retweet this from TFM? My most viral tweet, they took the media down on it. So the media no longer exists. That's a real cool move. They took the media down. That sucks. DMCA'd.

Mine lives on. Number five, the homie sack-tapping Dorn versus number 12 12 thumbnail chasing this is a big dylan match up here this is had had number had had the homie sack tapped you just like around your house i would say that that was disrespectful and not to be called for but the fact that he did it during putt-putt golf in front of a girl in front of his female friend one of the swaggiest moves of all time. I got to go number five, the homie sack-tapping dorm.

Like, the father in me had to be like, hey, you can't do that. But, like, the dude in me was like, that was fucking funny. The game is the game, man. Yeah. And the dude in me. Duda. I was like, hey, funny, but no. Like, don't do that, but also, but also I kind of like that.

Sack tapping moves on from me. Let's go. Let's just have that tack. We need more sack tapping. Tap that sack? All right. That's the chant. I don't like that Dylan's thumbnail chasing.

It's tough. I'm not the only one thumbnail chasing. You're the chaser, dude. Dave's the most guilty of it. See? Don't do it, dude. Dave's the most guilty of it. See? Don't do it, Randy. Number 13. Dimidome, Doug Dimidome.

How is that just a 13? Going up against number four, Pazuzzi. Okay. This is a tough match for the Dimidome. For those out there wondering, everyone knows a Pazuzzi is a Calzone. Credit where credit's due. Randy absolutely crushed the Doug Demidome costume and the content surrounding said costume.

And he got on College Game Day. That's the cherry on top. That's the cherry on top. The issue with Pazuzzi, and I hate to say this, I hate to say this, the issue with Pazuzzi is that Pazuzzi was a bit that started in my pizza group chat so like i hesitate i i don't feel comfortable voting it over the dimma dome you double dipping i'll get my vote out of the way i'm going doug dimma dome me too doug dimma dome yeah dimma dome doug goes through as much as i i do love talking

pizuzi i think the dimimmadome is a game changer. Getting a college game day changes things. Number three, Dave being the favorite versus number 14, Dylan singing. You're going to really make me vote for myself here, huh? I'm heavily featured in this region. Dude, yeah, this is a brutal matchup for you, Dave. This is tough. This region is tough for me because I'm just like killing myself off

on all these ones. Look, even I'm going to goave being the favorite here over my singing yeah we can't even meet uh i don't know people who work in our office complex without you introing me as the favorite which you did at the party friday love that you're everyone's favorite i'm just like why is this so unnecessary when i do that i am in a i am in a vote for myself though people have been calling him the dave writ it's it's also it's an ego play and also i don't i don't want the other thing i don't want to see that or hear that why are you doing an id play you get it it's an ego number 11 i don't elizabeth number six a certain person in my home oh i i hate i can't believe i i love the elizabeth

holmes voice like i actually think the elizabeth holmes voice should be higher like this guy this has to be a single digit seed so to be an 11 just doesn't sit well with me. I'm also worried that if number six becomes more and more of a bit that someone that some people that we live with might not enjoy that. Now, name your names. I'm going to go with Elizabeth. Is that your vote too? Last night I was talking to Alyssa at the retail therapy party. Thank you to anyone who came. And we were discussing how funny it would be to see Elizabeth Holmes do karaoke. I was there for that conversation.

That one kind of scrambled my brain. And I think we could make that happen. Number seven, ever heard of it versus number 10, old Gene. of it versus number 10 old gene i can't believe how has ever heard of it a higher a better seed than elizabeth holmes voice i'm having trouble even placing the bit when you say something that you do it a lot it would be like something that we obviously have heard of and then you say ever heard of it yeah yeah that's kind of the joke right We probably have heard of it. It doesn't feel like it's been a reoccurring enough thing. Yeah, but it's going to go up against old Gene. Is old Gene

solidified enough as a bit to be in this bracket? Old Gene is a blue blood. Old Gene fights once a year. Still pound for pound goat, though. He doesn't take a ton of fights. He don't go down easy. I'm going old Gene. He loved a ton of fights you don't go down easy i'm going old gene he loved a bracket gotta be old gene it's a touching base one folks real ones no tough one number 15 chicken piccata summer they entered the tournament hot versus number two juxtaposition

i guess they made they made a late rush they had a tough early start. They had 15 seeds. They lost their coach early in the season. Had to get a new one. Ended up winning the tournament. He's at Ole Miss now. That's a done deal. Breaking news. Oh, really?

Yeah. Good for you, Chris Beard. This is tough because you know I ride for CPS, y'all. Child Protective Services. this is tough because you know i ride for cps y'all child protective services i have to go chicken piccata summer like people have been sending me chicken piccata stuff all the time and like i i can't believe i'm saying this like i actually think that there's some movement behind chicken piccata in general right now i think it's going to be the hottest summer trending someone last night at the party wrote down we all wrote down things that were in and out and some random person who's not connected

with our company at all wrote down chicken piccata that's crazy believe that like the reach of this show is so crazy but for me it's the juxtaposition between the regular content on this episode and then the bracket we're doing for the last 30 minutes. Those two things, it's just like they blend together and they just are so complementary to your palate, to your ears. So for me, it's the juxtaposition. I hate both of these. You got to vote. so for me it's the juxtaposition i hate both of these you gotta vote

um i'm gonna go juxtaposition because it's wow because it's the juxtaposition i bought chicken piccata gave him a game i bought a thousand dollars worth of capers in preparation for chicken piccata making a run so we're gonna have to figure out what we're doing with all these capers did you hear there's a caper shortage? Really? No, I'm in that. It's not true. Really? Not true at all. After Dylan left Utah, there was actually a gaper shortage.

Got his ass. That's pretty good. Got his ass. That's pretty good. Number two, filling up on chips and salsa versus a very unfortunate 15-seed shithousery. Dave, can you explain what shithousery is? No, I was hoping you could.

Is that some English slang that we adopted? seed shithousery dave can you explain what shithousery is no i was hoping you could is that like that's some uh some english slang that we adopted yeah it's a uk term for when uh there's some gentlemen on the the footy pitch uh maybe acting like idiots trying to kill time annoy other people on the field flex on their opponent etc and so on things of that nature but filling up on chips and salsa should honestly be a number one scene it's a tough matchup for shithousery which had a short run in the recent run a short good right shithousery kept it close in the first half they just got wiped with chips and salsa yeah the group text was like dude do you see shithousery's kind of take like dude they got a decent lead here they

look good yeah they can't keep that kind of shooting up. Yeah. Number 10, bag of bones versus leveraging AI tools. An old bag of bones. Man, after South By. Such a rude way to describe someone. Leveraging AI tools is one of my favorite things because there were some people definitely leveraging AI tools. You think Dr. Z was leveraging AI tools? Yes.

He might just be an AI tool. You could tell that zuckerberg turned his dad into a fucking robot and i believe just a hologram my dad the hologram by mark zuckerberg you think zuckerberg's dad's ever done surgery on a grape that's how they go practice in dental school yeah really um i'll vote bag of bones i know it's not gonna win just just to get my vote in you know i'm rocking with the tools well yeah i too would like to see ai's tool yeah so i'm gonna go with number seven leveraging ai tools sheesh number six why is that oh now why is that that oh now why is that versus number 11 john j-a-w-n the great windhorsed john versus so why is that why is that that is like a ground floor thumbnail chasing by the way he knew what he was doing he had a little intel he didn't want to share it for he was so pumped when that when he got memed and it panned out he was like fuck yeah i'm just really big for his brand um as much

as i like john i gotta go with the six seed why is that i just like it why is that i don't know i guess it says something about my sense of humor. I'm going John. It's fun to say. I like John. I like John, too. John. I like John, too. W.

My issue is that... I like to pretend that I'm cool enough to use the word. I don't know why. It's pretty much the podcast. I very much enjoy the Windhorse dialogue that he created that day. And it's just a funny way to present nothing even came out of it unless i just missed it he was alluding to rudy gobert getting traded but like just say it just yeah like why are you why are you he said nothing just honey

dick yeah but he said nothing and made it into like an like that's the only thing i can ever think of when i see wind horse now it's a great bit from him and considering this is bit madness thing i can ever think of when i see wind horse now it's a great bit from him and considering this is bit madness why is that's going through pretty genius pretty good number 14 is uh another dylan fave only smoking that sticky versus number three brett owning land in west texas come on this is a tough match super sticky super sticky look uh as much as i love talking about only smoking that sticky that good good um brett owning land in west texas has given me great joy over these past few weeks and i'm only acres i'm only angry that i didn't know about it sooner see i have known about brett owning land in west texas for so long that it's become normalized in my brain whereas i enjoy the idea of dylan only smoking

that sticky mota when he's in mexico did i only go i'm going with that sticky are you wow dave own a city come on man are you really worried come on man are you really worried you know you know you know little picos is going through brett owning land in west texas okay that's the one for me that's that honestly like i don't want to give away my bracket but come on man you ain't you ain't brett my texas yet okay there it is he's doing his best though you see brett's fit the other day for um washed fast west texas brett was in full look it looked like he checked out it looks like he goes He's doing his best, though. Did you see Brett's fit the other day for Washed Fest? Mm-hmm. West Texas Brett was in full. It looked like he checked out.

It looks like he goes and checks on his properties with his motorcycle. He looks like he owns the mineral rights to his land. Yes. That's how he looked. But he doesn't. Number four, Doomwad Dave versus number 13, Spooky Season. This is a tough Dave matchup. Dave versus number 13, Spooky Season.

This is a tough Dave matchup. I'm big on the tea. So much as I love Spooky Season, Dumois is having a moment, y'all. Dumois is moving on for me. I'm going spooky on him. You know i love spooky to each his own i love spooky season but there's been uh what i would say maybe some collusion as of late oh um recently i got a notification that do moi followed sunday scaries on instagram and i feel

like they were trying to get my vote here no shit and i have to admit i think they're gonna get it here and so i'm gonna go with both of these people who follow me on Instagram. DuMois Dave. You follow me, right? I do follow you on Instagram. Did that go through? Add me on the group. There we go.

Number 12, a bloody crime scene. Versus number five, famously. Oh, man. Famously. It's a bloody crime scene. Famously famously oh man famously it's a bloody famously famously is in the brunch bracket and they famously made famously uh a bit it's kind of a meta bit it's a bloody fine bit famously moves on from me famously famously i was gonna vote bloody crime scene because i get excited every time i get to deliver that and i've gotten to the point with famously

where it just accidentally falls out of my mouth at all times yeah i had to really like do some soul searching to stop saying as much as i want tough match up here and eight versus a nine see this is not an opportunity for you to use a certain voice i can't get over he's in so many of these what he's a content machine oh my god got number eight aziz voice versus nine brett's nft when you pulled out aziz at dinner in cabo i think i pulled something in my in my abs well people thought aziz was in the restaurant wasn't it on the bus i fucking lost it no he pulled it out at dinner what's the name of that place the clutch move of i don't know we all bought you a t-shirt yeah we combined our money all bought you a t-shirt.

Yeah, we combined our money and bought you a t-shirt, David. It's a good t-shirt. Thank you for that. No, thank you for that. Yeah, you're welcome. You pay for it. The clutch move of hitting the boys with the Aziz voice at dinner. But Brett's NFTs also. I'm going to go Aziz, man.

It's too good. And Brett's been getting a lot of love in this tournament so far. Yeah, he's undefeated. Might need a humble. It's crazy that out of everything that's Brett-driven, the NFT is somehow something that doesn't excite me anymore. At this point, I hope he can recoup some of his money. By the way, he has two.

He bought two NFTs that day. So he's got the Serge Ibaka dunk. And he's got a... I forgot what it is. Theo Pinson dribble it's a it's a bam what's bam's last name no out of bio bam out of bio like layup or something that one's actually like i mean it's a layup but better than serge abaca when you go with it um i'm gonna put it on you i'm rocking with the nft but i do understand as far as Brett contributions go, this one has been dwindled, diminished. So if the Zs were to go through, which I think I still need one more Aziz tweet to get out there before I can really do it.

So I'm going to go with number eight. I'm going to go with the Zs. I need to keep this going so that I can get some retweets and some favorites out of it. Shout out to the voice memos. I'm going to keep this going so that I can get some retweets and some favorites out of it. Shout out to the voice memos. Number 16, Brett being a noted aviation guy versus number – the one seat on this side of the bracket, Zockhart. Wow.

Zockhart. Buddy, I noticed you played your Zockhart there. How did he not make it this year? So is Brett – yeah, didn't he win last year? I think he did. He didn't even make it this year. Brett is the go-to guy on this show and in this company for all things aviation. As someone who has never been a pilot himself,

but someone who has studied the art of pilotry, he's the guy to go to. But I'm going with the Zaw card, baby. If Brett was truly an aviation guy, would he have been late to Top Gun? Brett speaks so confidently. That's not talked about. He speaks so confidently about aviation that it's like, this guy absolutely knows what he's talking about.

And then people on Twitter are like, Hey, I'm a naval pilot. And Brett has no idea what he's talking about, which is really fun. I actually fly F-16s. Yeah. I'm going Zokard. I'm going Zokard F-16s. Yeah. I'm going Zock card. I'm going Zock card as well.

Part of the reason I'm going Zock card is because Zock, like the whole bit of a Zock card is actually making me eat more pizza and making me realize that for a long time, I was eating less than one pizza a week. Rookie numbers. I'm going Zock card.

We're changing lives. That's it. That's the end of round one of Bit Madness. To anyone who voted, to anyone who's following along, thank you guys so much. We'll be doing these at the end of all the episodes, all the free episodes on this feed. So just keep an eye out this month.

But yeah, we'll be going forward with pretty much normal episodes and then hitting you with some Bit Madness. If we don't have anything else, boys, I think it's time to get out of here. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.