Circling Back - 3D-Printed Chicken Nuggets & DMing MacKenzie Bezos

Episode Date: July 22, 2020

Jeff Bezos made a ton of money yesterday (and Dillon is now in the process of trying to date his ex-wife), Dave eats dinner way too early, KFC is doing lab-grown chicken nuggets made with a 3D bioprinter, Shia Labeouf's hangdown, a dude in Maine who sawed his neighbor's garage in half, and This Weekend in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:28) Bezos Stacked Paper Yesterday (25:30) Dave Eats Dinner at 5:30 (35:45) KFC's Lab-Grown Chicken Nugs (43:43) Shia Gets Wronged (54:00) Dude Gets Garage Sawed in Half (1:04:20) This Weekend in Fun presented by Miller High Life Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 25% off) Ritual: www.ritual.com/circlingback (10% off first three months) Birddogs: www.birddogs.com (STEAM for free mask) Miller High Life: Miller High Life, The Champagne of Beers. A quality beer within everyone’s reach. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will to freeze my right david rough you know what thought about it i want to mash the button i'm mashing it today i'm gonna let the beat ride for whatever you're talking about right now you know what it is yeah really oh let me brace myself brace yourself bitch because it's been mashed going hard today dylan if you try to bring it down i swear to god today will be the day that i come over there and just wrestle you no one talks about the fact that this pandemic is just one big sicko mode. We've been in sicko mode for most of 2020 at this point.

Surely someone has made that. You won't tweet it. No one's done that. Odds you'll tweet that right now. No one's done that. Odds you'll tweet it. The other day I was doing a Peloton and I had my mix on. And it went from Mo Bamba straight into Sicko Mode.

And I was like, man, I feel like I'm at a club right now. Don't lie. There was some Lisa Loeb on there. I wish, man. I wish. No, this is my hard rap one that I do just for those times when I'm really feeling grimy. Now that you're working out, you're going to feel the pain. Not the pain, but you're going to see the result of when Spotify end of year comes around

and your playlist is like, it's just all hardcore shit. Well, where like my number 10 song is Natasha Bedingfield on written remix that's on my San Pelli playlist. That's exactly what I'm at. I don't make public to the public because I don't want people to see what I work out to. It's quite embarrassing, Dylan. That's the shit you get down to? Have you heard that song?

It came on yesterday on Shuffle in the car, and Sally was like, wow, this song goes hard. And I was like, yeah, I know. Natasha Bedingfield? Yeah, unwritten, dude. Yeah, I've heard this song. Staring at the blank page before me, looking out the dirty window. Everyone's heard that song.

Let the sun illuminate the words that you cannot find. Yeah, if you were alive during that song's popularity, you couldn't have avoided it. No. Yeah, if you were alive during that song's popularity, you couldn't have avoided it. No. Yeah. Can I say that I don't, this song is not ringing a bell? Can you give me the beat?

Can you give me the beat? Oh, it was like, is it, if you even accidentally turn on the radio in your car for two seconds, you heard the song. Not me, because I'm just listening to Shade 4 to 5.

45. I said 4 to 5. Maybe it is 4 to 5. Dylan Chivry. Sirius Radio. Do you not do Sirius? Fuck no. God, you don't even satellite?

Who pays for satellite radio? I don't. It was free with my vehicle. Yeah, mine expired last month. How? Am I paying for it somehow? I just don't know. I don't. It was free with my vehicle. Yeah, mine expired last month and all they're doing... How? Am I paying for it somehow and I just don't know? I don't know. Mine expired and they won't stop emailing me about it to get me to re-up. It's like, dude,

I clearly don't want to. Just stop. You know what happened to my house? I started getting newspaper every day. The Austin American-Statesman. I didn't sign up for it. Dude, bring them in here. Oh, that was me. That was me. I walk out to my driveway every morning and there it is. Can I get my Sunday Times delivered to your place so I can actually get it? No, bring him in here. Oh, that was me. That was me. I walk out to my driveway every morning and there it is. Can I get my Sunday Times delivered to your place

so I can actually get it? No, please don't. I did sign you up for that. Please don't. I just take it straight to the recycling bin. I thought you could use some knowledge because you've just been coming in here sounding like a complete moron. I don't think you did that. Dude, it'd be bad if a listener signed you up for Penthouse or something. Dude, stop.

Dylan, they don't have your address. They can't do that. Okay, but one time when I publicized my email address when I worked at Grand X, I got signed up for everything under the sun. That's fucked up when people do that. Luckily, our email addresses are real hard to figure out. Yeah, we're going to have to change our email addresses to something incognito. If you encourage people to do it, then they're actually going to. I just said, what if?

It would be a real shame if somebody instead of Penthouse signed us up for Pine House Pizza. That's true. Pizza, that is. Yeah, if anybody wants to deliver 100 Pine House pizzas to my place, I'm open for that. The gift of pizza. That's too much.

What are you going to do with that? Oh, so that's getting donated. Freeze it. No. Yeah, you've got to donate. Has anybody ever gotten leftover pizza and then frozen it like i don't want this today i probably won't want it tomorrow i'm gonna just freeze it and then i thawed it and then just yes is that a thing yes it doesn't sound good it's great it works like a charm

freezing the pizza yes it works like a charm to crisp it back up i've never frozen the za dude don't don't knock until you try it. I'm not really knocking. I'm just saying it's new to me. I mean, that's what frozen pizzas are. They've already been cooked. You just, you know. Yeah, but you know it's diff.

Different preservatives in it. I guess some have been cooked. Some haven't. Never mind. It just depends. I know what you're saying. But it doesn't really matter. If you put it in the oven and it's already cooked, it's just going to get crispy.

It's just going to crisp up most of the time. That's what ovens do. Crisp it for a biscuit. Hey, Dylan, can I ask you a question from our episode yesterday that was from a listener? Can you confirm or deny whether or not you calling the Winklevoss twins not good looking? Is that hot people privilege? Because you've been labeled with that. I don't know.

I don't consider myself to be a hot person. You came up with the term hot people only. I'm definitely better looking than the Winklevoss twins. Dylan's the dude who, and this is true, Dylan will do this. If there's a girl, we're like, oh, that chick's hot. She's obviously a nine. Dylan's like, eh, she's like a six. I do not do that. That is your move. No, she says maybe for y'all, but chick's hot. She's obviously a nine. Dylan's like, eh, she's like a six. I do not do that.

That is your move. No, she says maybe for y'all, but she's a Dylan six. Yeah. Absolutely. You have a completely different rating system. Don't tell people that. That's totally— You're always like, I have my own proprietary system.

It's completely subjective. I mean, I see your case for them not being strapping dudes. As you said, I think—what did you say? They have helmet head? They have helmet head? They have helmet head, yeah. They do have extraordinarily large, not even wide heads, not Barry Bonds head, but just long-ass heads. I mean, I've got a pinhead.

I can't really talk. Yeah, what hat size do you have? I don't know. Seven and three quarters? I really don't know. Seven and three quarters? I really don't know. I think that's pretty big. That's pretty big. I'm seven, seven-eighths-ish.

I think I'm seven and three quarters. I got a big boy. Which makes me think that yours is smaller. Yeah, you got a pinhead-looking ass. I thought I had a big head until I met Dylan. And then I put your hat on one time and was like, I'm a child now. I have a friend who, if I put my hat on his head, it looks like Parks' hat on my head.

His head is just massively – it's massive. It's much bigger than mine. Dude, Dylan's doing the cocky combo today of a master's hat and a player's championship polo. Unintentional. Wow, dude, both are major championships. People forget that. Well, that's not true.

It's the fifth major, though. What's the sixth major? The Dell match play in Austin, Texas. The Dell match play is sneaky, a fun tournament. Yeah, for the first three days. Don't go on Sunday. You have no business. Unless your buddy is somehow playing in the final group, the championship round.

Unless you're friends with Brooks Koepka. Bar none, Wednesday through Friday are the most fun. It's more fun at that tournament than I've had at any other tournament. Thursday is the day because Wednesday everybody's like, oh, they're not going hard. They're still trying to watch some golf. Thursday, there's the perfect mix. Friday is when everybody's going so hard, and it's hard to get out of there.

So I think Thursday afternoon is the time. I totally agree. I think we actually is the time. I totally agree. I think we actually, last time we went, we were like, all right, what day are we letting it rip after like 2 o'clock? I think it was Thursday. That's when the Dave was created for the first time. I actually remember when you were ordering it, I thought to myself, like, man, I probably should not order one of these right now.

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Hey, I forgot to do a couple things. Can I do some quick housekeeping before we get into this? Do whatever you want. Dude, go follow Circling Back Pod on Instagram and Twitter, at Circling Back Pod. Leave a review. Yesterday, we did the social Network in the stream room. That was a fun one. It was a good one.

That may have been the most objectively good movie we've done so far. Yes, but I do think we need to start skewing towards shitty movies. Right. I think in terms of good movies we've done. Jerry Maguire is a good movie. I think Rounders is better than. Social Network might be better. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. It's tough. It's hard to say. This hat talk has me wondering, what's your hat size? I think I'm 7 3⁄4. I need to know what mine is. Dylan, what's yours? Why do I feel like I might...

7 5⁄8, I think? About 7 7⁄8. Damn. So what was it back in the day when your hair was thicker? When you had a frat swoop, did that affect your hat size? Interesting, Dave. I told you I was going to get back for that. You're hard on yourself for your hairline.

I don't think you need to be. Your hairline hasn't changed since I met you, just FYI. Yeah, mine hasn't either. It's the crown on my head that has changed drastically. Just run my fingers through my hair. It definitely feels like it's not as thick as it used to be. Just looking at it, I can't really tell a difference. You look the exact same, minus you have a beard now.

That's when I met you. Maybe more jacked as well. It's hard to say. Yeah, probably. Yeah, probably sneaky. Because he's got the gift of kettlebell, thanks to me. Something he never thanks me for. I literally dropped it off.

I don't even get the gift of anything from you. Just wait, Will and Dylan. Just wait until you get back from Michigan. I'm going to break into your apartment and I'm going to redecorate. I would not like that. That would be very jarring. That would be very jarring if I came back to a redecorated apartment.

It's going to have a little Dave Shway on it. Okay. That works. Hey, tonight's happy hour live as well. YouTube.com slash watch media. Go subscribe. We have every episode up on there. I forgot tonight was Wednesday. Yeah.

Yeah, it's Wednesday, David. Cancel your plans. It'll be my first live stream as a 36-year-old male. They say 36 is when you really hit your stride in the content game. What was it like for you? Well, it was not so long ago that I turned 36, so it's been a good nine months. You remember it?

It's been a fun... The last nine months, yeah, I have. I need to set up alerts for both of y'all's birthdays. I don't want to know y'all's birthdays. I don't care. I was hoping that y'all would not know, and I would just go through the entire day, and then later you'd see a Lysoposos story, and you'd feel bad. Yeah, the internet always would not know. And I would just go through the entire day. And then later you'd see a Alyssa Pozo story and you'd feel bad.

Yeah, the internet always lets me know. Randy, luckily Randy is very... Randy is apparently active on Facebook or he got a notification. He's a big Facebook guy. Which is weird because I thought kids in their 20s were the opposite. I thought we're the ones who should be active on Facebook. Maybe he was doing research for the social network. That's a very valid point.

Just saying. I don't even know what we're doing for Happy Hour Live tonight, but I'm excited. Oh, I got a little inside info. Okay. You know who we're having on? Bezos? We're having Zuckerberg on. That's tight.

Really? Is he smoking meats in his backyard? I don't want to say, but... Can we talk about Bezos real quick? Not the kisses. I'm talking about Jeff. Oh, Bezos. Bezos.

Oh, Bezos. Bezos. Go over here, Dave. Let me give you a Bezo. I'll give you a kiss. Kiss! How much money did he make yesterday? $13 billion in one day.

Why did he make that much money in one day? Because Amazon shares surged 7.9% yesterday. So his bank account doesn't just get an influx of cash? No, no. It's not like it's directly deposited into his checking account. Why did it go up so much? Is it liquid? I'll tell you.

It's because even though we're in an economic downturn due to the pandemic. Global pandemic. Yes. Web shopping is trending upward in a big, big way. His net worth has increased by $74 billion just this year alone. Wow, dude. Must be nice. Mine has increased by $74.

Yeah. Yeah. Which, I mean, I know. I shouldn't brag about that. He is not worth $189.3 billion. He's the richest man in the world, correct? Yes. So he could, in theory...

No, I'm not going to say it. Because a lot of it's tied up in assets and, you know, the market, probably some crypto. So I don't know if he has access to a lot of it. Stonks? Dude. In theory, he could be like, man, I'm just going to pay off everybody's college debt.

Dude, his wife, sorry, his ex-wife, Mackenzie Bezos, who still has a little piece of the pie because... She's getting mailbox money. Did you see the house that he bought her? Her net worth yesterday went up by $4.6 billion. Dylan, you need to give her a call.

She's the 13th richest person in the world. Why are you not? Just because of a divorce settlement. DM her. Does she have DMs? DM her. She has a MacKinnon. What's good?

Dude, if she could invest in us, we could buy Randy the desk he wants and the supercomputer he needs. Man, that's just stupid wealth. And to my knowledge, there's really no Epstein tie for Bezos, which is hard to believe. Oh, Bezos, which is hard to believe. Bezos. I mean, he bought the most expensive house in Los Angeles, and it cost him 0.13% of his net worth. What was that? How much? How much was the house?

$165 million on a Beverly Hills mansion. He bought this in February 2020. How many acres? Do you have the specs on it? I'm just curious how far that will get you in Beverly Hills. Let's see, David. Let's see. Sounds like he was in Beverly Hills rolling like a celebrity.

I'm looking at an overhead view of the property, and it looks rather nice from the tennis courts to the pool to the courtyard. From the boardroom to the discotheca. I'm kind of annoyed that he doesn't have grass courts, though. How do you not mash that grass court button? I know you were wondering the same thing. What's grass court? Is that just where you wear a ghillie suit with your fans?

I don't know why I'm surprised that you just dropped ghillie suit in here. But more people would probably be surprised that I know what a ghillie suit is. You've been playing too much Call of Duty. You have a willie suit. Yep. Yep. I do. Yeah, I don't know how many acres this is, but hard to say.

Big ghillie style. The ghillie suits are tight. I had a buddy who had one growing up. Never understood why he had it. Was he a peeping Tom? What did he use it for? No, I don't think so. I think his dad was in.

This is the same kid who once owned the Anarchist Cookbook. Did we have the same friend growing up? Because the dude that I had that could bounce his car that I talked about on yesterday's or Monday's episode, he had a ghillie suit. yesterday's or monday's episode he had a ghillie suit yeah i think like his dad his parents were divorced and his dad was um a little bit into like kind of some like wild shit like guns and stuff but not like normal he was like i i forgot my first gun with him and it was a 357 magnum and i shot it off a bridge and i swear to god i almost dropped it i was like 10 anyway yeah i think yeah, I think his dad would like, you know, he was like classic dad would just like come in like on the weekend, buy his son like random cool shit. And for some reason he asked for a ghillie suit and his dad bought him a ghillie suit.

I think we used it for paintball or he used it for paintball like once. I think that's what my boy was using it for. It didn't have the effect he thought though. And like he would just get lit up while, like, lying prone. He has a golf course on his property in Beverly Hills. Not a full one. That surprises me because I can't picture him swinging a golf club. He probably has, like, some, like, system that's been implanted in his body

to have, like, the perfect swing. Just mechanical. That's what he's doing. Like Bryson? Yeah. Yes. Was that photo that was tweeted of you yesterday real? Did I get a bad angle of you?

It definitely was not photoshopped. Nope. I must have gotten a bad angle in my photos that I had. My calves were definitely bigger than my quads. That's tight, though. That's what you want. That's Micah. That's how you know.

No, Micah's quads are close. Micah has the closest quad to calf ratio out of anybody in this room. That's definitely true. He did get a discount on this house. It was originally $225 million, and now he got it for $165 million, which is pretty chill. He just negotiated. If I'm not on the other—who negotiated with Bezos? It's like, dude, just pay me the fucking money.

You can afford it. Dude, I read the news. Yeah, like, I know what you're worth. Yeah, I can go look right now. He could cure, like, hunger problems in, like, numerous countries with this money. Dude, don't stop. You sound like a socialist. If you have $189 billion, do you start to just lose interest in things?

No, you love interest. Okay. No, no, no. Lose interest in life's pleasantries. What does his day-to-day look like? At what point do you stop caring about anything? I don't know. That happened a long time ago for him.

If you can purchase whatever you want, basically. Like, shit doesn't, like, shit's not gratifying to you anymore. So, you know that. Like, oh, cool, a new Ferrari. Like, who gives a shit? Yeah, it's like, what do you buy the guy who has everything? I don't know. I don't know, man.

It's probably more of a curse than people think. He probably does a lot of philanthropy. Well, he better. I hope. But here's the deal. Per Twitter, the U.S. government, generic, agrees to pay Pfizer and BioNTech $1.95 billion for 100 million doses of a COVID-19 vaccine. So Bezos could, in theory,

just kind of pick up the rest of the tab for everybody else, get the whole squad vaccinated. He could pay off the rest of my lease for my car. How many months you got on that thing? Yeah, sure. Dude, hard to say. What's your mileage cap? $10,000 a i will say that's fine that's low dog i will say well i don't drive that much well doesn't drive that and covid really helps matters yeah i was trending to go over mine

which is 15 because i was dating lauren who lives very far yeah Yeah. I was visiting her. I don't have to worry about that anymore. Whoa, dude, hold on. The Discord's popping. Oh, shit. Dude, it's going off. Dude, Dylan. It's going off. I didn't mean for that to be like a revelation of her and I not being together, but yeah.

I haven't even gotten to 40% of my miles for the year, and we're more than halfway through. Yeah, you're Gucci, man. I'm killing it dylan i wouldn't have made i would not have disrespected her and made the mckenzie bezos joke had y'all still been together let me just say that right let me say that i'm glad you said it because we were all thinking it like wow dave is so insensitive to i was step on lauren's toes that way because i was thinking that too yeah yeah you You're a jerk. You would have been a jerk. I would have been. Hypothetically. You're a hypothetical jerk. I was aware.

Aren't they making a sequel to The Jerk? It's called The Twerk. They used to call Dave's dorm room The Jerk. Because he was in there just... Masturbating is the joke you're making. Being a jerk. Jerking. Like, don't go there.

He's a total jerk. That guy's a jerk no it's because i was working at wilmonds and i was always up in my my jerk seasoning oh yeah it always came yeah it came home smelling like jerk seasoning dude i told you about the dude my polysci class who worked at roly-poly a sandwich place and he would come in straight from work and he just reeked of bread that sounds nice dude it wasn't it was like overbearing all i could smell was sounds nice fresh baked bread is great like asiago well i had to have a conversation with tide the other day he's been every time he enters the kitchen he does the lebron thing

pre-game with jerk seasoning oh really and all the other chefs are like dude my eyes start sneezing and stuff yeah it's like dude what are you doing yeah like stop and also like we don't have that much jerk seasoning like the deliveries are kind of delayed right now chill that's that's reckless i tried to order a sandwich from a local joint recently uh it's it's a mom and pop ish shop they have two locations and we try to order i try to order pastrami i'll just mix it up want to mix up my sandwich game i hadn't had pastrami and i'd never order it and they're like i gotta take that off the menu our pastrami guys just he's been flaking on us it's it's been this covid thing so apparently there is a real strain in the texas central texas pastrami market for sandwich shops they used to call me mr

hop pastrami really why why would they call you that because i'm mr hop pastrami you guys remember that commercial no it was like a subway commercial and there was a dude in it from New York. He definitely was probably a paid actor, but he was just like, yeah, they call me Mr. Hoppistrami. It sounds like big-time Tommy. I'm like, what? That's a great line. I want to be called Mr. Hoppistrami.

Did he lose a bunch of weight and turn into a pedophile? It's possible. Imagine if you walked into your local sandwich shop, and everyone was like, oh, Mr. Hoppistrami's here. You're pumped. Okay, I'll pull back curtain sandwich artist days. We had dudes who would come in, not just dudes. to like your local sandwich shop and everyone was like oh mr hop pastrami's here you're okay i'll pull back curtain sandwich artist days we had dudes who would come in not just dudes you know ladies as pimps as well walk in we knew like the usual like oh you want the the pizza sub you want the custom meatball what's up mr mr dexter that's a made-up name

did you like dexter's dad did you did you guys always toast your subs when you go in usually yeah i thought it was weird when people would get a meatball and not toast it you can't be doing that like you're gonna get a meatball and just put on this basic ass bread like man i'm not a meatball sub in a minute there's meatball sub might have been the most quality there i'm not talking about just at subway but just in general i want subs go you know what i went through a phase with? That's right. I look back on this phase

at Subway and just feel really bad about it. The teriyaki chicken. It was shit. I went through that same phase, man. A lot of people did thinking it was super healthy.

And I think the teriyaki probably had a lot of sugar. For sure. You could probably make a case that the teriyaki chicken was one of the more unhealthy things on the entire menu. Meatball sub, man.

That meatball sub, though. Let me just get in there. Dude, we're just like the... Are you trying to fuck the meatball sub? No, I'm just trying to eat it. Oh, sorry. Dude, just the red dipping out the side. You just squeeze it together.

Meatball juice and sauce. We make meatballs, but we always just do it for a pasta dinner. juice and sauce we always we make meatballs but we always just do it for like a pasta dinner i need to start saving these things and make subs on meatball sandwich on wheat bread is not bad like if you don't have the right kind of like bread to make a sub a meatball sandwich is good i'm the idiot that will go to the store to get the right kind of bread for like one thing and then just have a ton of it left over after i make like one sandwich just a total waste of money and bread do y'all want to roast me for something sure it's not on the run sheet but i just thought of it dylan kind of roasted me for it the other day and shitto for that matter

i ate dinner at 5 30 recently and i'll be honest i often eat dinner before six o'clock early bird special over here i and i don't think it's that weird, but I understand why. It's weird. It's weird, Dave. It's weird. It's early. I just feel like I eat dinner about 6.30, 6.45. We've been trending towards 7 lately.

But if I eat too early, then I just get really hungry right before bed, and I don't know what to do with myself. You also stay up way later than me. Like, what do you do when it's 11 o'clock and you haven't eaten in six hours? I'm fasting. See, I'm not down with the intermittent fasting. That's why I'm operating at such a high level. No, I don't know.

It's not every time. Growing up at home, we ate dinner 5, 5.15. We ate early. But we ate big dinners. And as I've said before, I was drinking a glass of milk with dinner. You had to. Yeah. You had to.

And a lot of it was because I would have soccer practice or something like after. So practice started at 6, 6.30. Football? Football was. Man, I stay up too late to eat that early. Because I'll just get hungry. I'll need a dinner 2.0 at 10 o'clock. Dude, mash that Cheerio button.

Mash that whatever button. Pound these, dude. These are so poundable. Yeah, I've started having to buy healthier food for when I'm getting hungry at night. Yeah. It's a fair criticism. Last night, I don't know if you guys know this yesterday was my birthday and uh i picked up chicken my wife picked up chicken fried chicken from tumble 22 not an ad chicken i love it it's hot chicken it's their take on nashville hot chicken and it was

very good and i ate that at about 6.45. So at a relatively normal time. Now, it's the people who eat after 7 that kind of make me, I'm like, this isn't Italy. Okay. Okay. After 7 is not crazy. Dave. I feel like it is. 7 is a normal dinner time.

7 is very normal. If you're going out. No. No. 6 o'clock is like a kid's dinner time. Like that's when you eat as a kid. Think about like a traditional Like work day

You get home at 5.30 And it's time to cook dinner I wouldn't know man I'm just saying I'm in the game That's a traditional way of eating Dinner on a weekday You get home from work

Alright let's cook something up Takes you know an hour or whatever That's 6.30 if you start right away 7 o'clock is a very normal dinner time. It does not take you that long to whip a smoothie up. I was talking to my friend recently who has, he told me he wakes up at 2 a.m. every morning to eat a kind bar. He's trying to gain mass? He's not.

He just gets really snacky. His body, like, wakes him. He just wakes up naturally. He goes to the kitchen, eats a kind bar. You've been getting really snacky lately? I cannot think of something worse to eat at 2 a.m because of just you're just gonna rip your teeth out like remember ross remember literally rip ross's crown off or whatever the kind bar yeah and then it was like a two week he was onto it did the dentist

dentist like hey king you dropped us it's not a good habit King, you dropped us. It's not a good habit to get into. A poor guy. Late night eating. Yeah, I eat more late night than I do at any other time of the day at this point. It's bad. And this dude's not like a big fella or anything.

I'm out a minute fasting. Oh, really? Yeah. That means I'm just always eating. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, if you can shut it down, the consumption at, you know, 7, 8 o'clock, that's very good for you.

I just remember as a kid going up, dinner was at 6. But, like, if my parents had people over for dinner, they were eating at, like, 8.39, just going off. Yeah. Well, yeah, because you're traditionally, if you have people over, you're doing, like, a cook, you know, like a long, you know. You're socializing. You're just checking on every now and then. And before you look up, it's 9 o'clockclock but eight o'clock on a regular night seems late

because if you're in bed by 10 you're still very full and you're lying flat i'll say that if i finish cleaning up our kitchen area after making dinner and stuff like that and it's like 8 30 i'm like man where'd the night go but if i if i get done early then i'm like well what am i supposed to do with myself for this entire night? Yeah, I'm a night owl. And let me say this, too. If I have pumped that day, if I have worked out, I will try to eat earlier. Because I hate that feeling of being in no man's land when you're just craving. And, like, I don't want to make, like, a smoothie because I don't want it to ruin my appetite before dinner.

So we'll just eat a little bit earlier for the game. That's when you're just eating deli meat straight out of the case. Deli meat, deli cheese. You're making the cheese tacos. Cheese tacos. Classic. Prosciutto. Should we start an Italian shitto Twitter account just called

CallMeProsciutto? And then just do all of his tweets in Italian? That wouldn't yield any results. Let's just do all of his tweets in Italian. Just translate them to Italian. Yeah, we'll just grow his brand over there for him. I've often thought about what if we grew, what if we developed a following in an obscure country?

Not that Italy is obscure, but you know what I mean. Not Canada, US. What if New Zealand? That would be sick. We have a bunch over there. We should do a London meetup. I mean, okay, twist my arm. London calling.

London meat pie up. Is it a direct flight from Austin now? I took it, Dylan. How long did it take? It was very easy. It took us like seven hours. That's not bad. No, it was honestly incredible.

I didn't get enough sleep on that because I was too busy drinking and enjoying the amenities. What's the golf sitch in that area of England? We're going to take the train up to Scotland, Dave. That's what we're doing. How long is that? Calm down, David.

The train up to Scotland? I think it took four hours for us to get from Scotland to Edinburgh. Let's do a meetup in London and have all two of our London listeners meet up with us. Dude, there's numerous. My DMs were popping when I was over there. There's Irish. Dude, you're right by my place. Because I'd post a story and they'd be like,

you're right by my apartment, dude. Let's have a meetup. And I was like, if I knew that there were this many people, I might have done a meetup at that point. There's an Ireland contingency as well. I could have just said Irish. Ireland. Ireland.

Come on. Oh, Dylan. Come have a Forster's. I'll suck a potatoes potatoes and Forster mate you're doing again

you're combining a couple different ones there uh happy birthday Selena Gomez 28 still one of my faves still got the song in the summer hands to myself Happy birthday, Selena Gomez. 28. Still one of my faves.

Still got the song in the summer. Hands to myself. Hands to myself and bad liar. Bad liar still goes. Good for you is her best. Oh. I just want to look good for you. I get it.

Does she not battle with, what is she, lupus? Lupus? I think she's a lupus girl. I don't know if that's how she would refer to it. She's got lupus? I was going to say Lyme disease, but I think lupus is out here. Isn't that real clear on what lupus is? Yeah, she has lupus. It's an autoimmune disease that requires...

Oh, she had to go through chemo for that. Damn, dude. I honestly didn't know that. Wow. I really like her. And it's not because she's a grand prairie gopher suburbs of dallas stand up i think it's because she's got just total bops well dylan do you know how you can look good for her oh here we go tell me vitamins uh can you do a new sponsor alert? New sponsor. New sponsor alert.

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Tasteful mint. Oh, my gosh. You guys got yours earlier than me. I got mine yesterday. I'm on day two. I've not taken mine today. I'm more of a take them at night guy. Well, they're time released, David, so it doesn't matter when you take them.

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Hard to say. Ayahuasca. Now it's just making your vitamins go. Let's go. I can't wait for you to get them. You're going to like the way you look. I don't think that's their slogan. It's not, but I'm just saying that you are going to like the way.

That makes sense. Hat tip Randy for our next news story. You guys know KFC will test lab-grown chicken nuggets made with 3D bioprinter this fall in Russia? All right. That doesn't sound good to me. I'm tuning out for this one. I can't. This is making me short circuit.

I fuck with this heavy. No. I don't want chicken that's grown in a lab, dog. Whatever. All those people that were like, oh, have you ever seen what chicken nuggets from McDonald's look like before they were put in a chicken nugget form? It's like that putty. So what?

They taste fire. Is it putty? It looks like it. It looks like paste. Like a pink paste. Yeah. Chunky paste. It's gross.

But yeah, it tastes great. Well, this says KFC announced on July 16th that it would test chicken nuggets made with 3D bioprinting technology in Russia this fall. The chain partnered with 3D bioprinting solutions to create a chicken nugget that will mimic the taste and appearance

of its original nuggets at a fraction of the environmental cost. The release will be the first time a major chain will sell a lab-grown meat product and may serve as a proof of concept for the much-hyped cell-based meat industry. Let me say this. While I don't think this is for me, I do like the prospect of being able to lab grow meat, 3D print it.

I don't know how that works. And maybe helping out the less fortunate, hungry people. Ending world hunger with 3D printed food. Talk to me like I'm a child. It's not like actual chicken. Chicken? No, it's like monk fruit. It's a chicken substitute.

It's an imitation chicken, like imitation crab meat kind of. Wait, wait, wait. Actually, what's the difference between like, like is it grown from a chicken cell? Hard to say. You know I like my chicken cell. That's what I'm wondering here. Is it how, like, what am I eating here exactly?

We've been wondering. You know what I mean? It has chicken and plant cells that are used in the bioprinting. Dude, no, this is going to create some kind of super race of plants. I mean, is there going to, like, the of uh plants i mean is there gonna like like the the lab's gonna explode and then like all of a sudden russia's gonna have a bunch of like dinosaur chickens running around just like pecking people's eyeballs out that'd be kind of sick yeah but you have to water them like that's how they grow

that's my chicken impression i if you just read the headline i kind of think that's ridiculous but if i thinking about it like yeah if you could actually do this and make it healthy and good for you then like what's the problem let's end world hunger dylan why don't you get basil love to dave when you talk to mackenzie bezos ask her to talk to jeff about making world hunger go away with 3d printing i'm gonna going to DM her right now. Do it. Call her Kins. Slide in. Kins, girl. Let's talk.

You know, maybe we can end factory farming. That's one thing you don't want to see. You don't want to see the chicken that aren't free range that are just stacked on top of each other and like giant warehouses yeah that stuff's really depressing well factory farming has always blown my mind because it's like like how big of a farm do you need in order to grow a factory right it's just a lot of water to irrigate as well yeah i've never understood how that totally works i I don't think Mackenzie Bezos is on the Grom, unfortunately. Are you sure?

I mean, I searched her name. Now would be the time for her to get on as she is like one of the top 20 richest people in the world, or women at least. She's the 13th richest person. Oh, she is? Yeah.

Holy shnikes. She's on Twitter. Is she? Yeah. Okay. Let's get her on the pod yeah get her on the live stream only two people that i follow follow her she follows nobody yep found her there she is we should just keep talking about her until she's like all right how much i gotta pay these guys to buy them out so they'll stop podcasting dude you gotta respect and then we

just ride off into the sunset. You got to respect her follower to following ratio. You have to respect her only... Her only tweet is her announcing her divorce to Jeff Bezos. And she's following exactly zero people on Twitter.

Yeah, exactly zero. She didn't just opt for like a press release. She just went out for one tweet. She should have notes apped this just to be clear, but she said, grateful to have finished

the process of dissolving my marriage with jeff with support from each other and everyone who reached out to us in kindness like just out there just being single with all that cash good for her she made you being single with all that ass oh it's true i don't know about that, Dave. She made out better than Tiger Woods' wife did. Yeah, it turns out Bezos has a lot more money than Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods is doing fine, though. No, he's doing great. Don't get me wrong.

Yeah, but Tiger has more majors than Bezos. That's true. That's true. Tiger probably has a better golf setup on his mansion. Bezos. That's a great... I would like to compare. Man. Man. Okay.

Chicken nuggets, huh? Chicken nuggets, Dylan. Fake chicken nuggets. Grown in a lab. I'll give it a shot. Yeah, that's actually a fair point. Because, you know, nuggets are like, I don't know what the nuggets are actually made of. You guys, you referenced paste of some sort.

And, like, obviously it comes from parts of the chicken, parts unknown for me, like the Undertaker. So it's not that far off. It's not that weird. Now, it's when you start lab engineering, like, a steak. That's when I'm going to be like, um, I'm just going to stick to the butcher, man. I'm not trying to put my butcher out of business. You don't want a 3D printer to wag you? No.

Why? I just go to Japan. That's what Bryson eats. Just to piss off Brooks. I use Japan 3D printers for my beef. What if you had a 3D printer in your house that you could print meat from? That'd be sick. Thank you.

But where does the substance come from? That's the big question. No. Yeah. You guys into quantum computing you put a cow in it and it just spits out like a steak 3d printers are wild no you just plug in a little fire stick into the cow's butt and then just produces the steak these were made with a 3d printer the sole of my shoe what color are those i learned that they're green oh mint green just

making sure is that a selling point for them i don't know but it's what they told me on the website i bet you have a 2d printer um i've used a 2d printer many times before just that's just a regular yeah i think that's just a printer yeah son of a is that never wrong though i'm wrong no you're not i don't actually own a printer. Son of a bitch. Was I wrong, though? Am I wrong? No, you're not. I don't actually own a printer, so you are technically, yeah, you're wrong, jerk. You don't even have a printer? No. I have one that doesn't work.

It's 2020. Everyone has one that doesn't work, dude. Printers just don't work. Everyone has one. No one's printer works every time. You have to pay extra to get it working on one. Yeah. I recently had a medical issue where I was supposed to fax they wanted me to fax a authorization form for my insurance company and I was just like um can I email it

and like sorry we don't we can't accept that document through email I'm like uh but I can fax it to you because it just I did you ever faxed something before? Yeah, I do it in law. You've done law shit. How do fax machines work? There's heavy faxing in law. It's really annoying. How do they work? Phone line, dog.

It makes no sense. If an insurance company tells me that I need to fax on something, I'm getting a new insurance. Well, I don't have that option. I'm fax-free. I'm not faxing. Yeah, we know.

You normally don't spit fax. It's short for facsimile. You're all cat. I don't know that. You're all cat, Dylan. I think a lot of people know that. No, no one. Can you spell facsimile?

F-A-C-S-I-M-I-L-E. I just fucking spell-cucked you. He did spell-cuck you. You spell-cucked me. Can we talk about Shia LaBeouf's piece? Dude, that's what I'm going to wait for. I thought you'd never ask. Do you guys know who Azalea Banks is?

Yes. Is she related to Adele Menzelia? What's her name? Yes. I think so, actually. No, I have no idea who that is. I'm not familiar with her, but she's a rapper. Her Twitter account has since been suspended.

It sounds like she went scorched earth the other night. Wait, Iggy Azalea? No, Azalea Banks is a different rapper. Presumably more talented than Iggy. I don't know if you want to ride with Azalea Banks' general vibe. Okay, but I'm just saying. Fair. This is the one.

She was connected to Elon, right? Her controversy page, if you click on it on Wikipedia, fills up your entire screen. So I don't know. I haven't gone all through this. So surely there's something in there that I don't want to be associated with. See, this sounds like something one of us would do. In January 2019, she made a wordplay of the Irish airline Aer Lingus, calling it Air Cunnilingus, and had to leave the plane due to an

altercation with an air stewardess. That's pretty good. She called her fucking ugly on Instagram. That's mean. You can't be doing that. People can't help how they look, man. Can't help their face. Then why are you ripping the Winklevii? Whoa. They're fine. Okay, there's a lot of stuff on here

I didn't know about. Yeah, she's a bad The Russell Crowe incident. Which seems random. Read that one. I will. I'm going to censor it, obviously. Banks attended a party in October 2016 hosted by Russell Crowe as she was a guest of Wu-Tang Clan's own RZA. She filed a police report against Crowe, claiming that he choked her, spat on her, and called her the N-word.

Rizzo later said that Banks instigated the incident and denied hearing Crowe call her that. A year after the incident, Rizzo said that Crowe did spit towards Banks. Okay. How is this not a bigger deal? How is Rizzo getting invites to Rizzo's parties? To Russell Crowe's party. Oh, it was Russell Crowe's party. Okay.

What did she do with the Shia LaBeouf? LaBeouf. How do you say it? LeBeouf? No, you were right. Apparently, so they used to hook up. Okay. And she went on her TL the other day and was slandering the size of his wiener.

Oh, see, no, I will not stand for that. That's messed up. I will not stand for wiener size shaming. I agree. That's so cold, man. I agree. You should run for office on that platform. What's that? She's like IG model famous.

She did this. Alexis Ren. Alexis Ren did this. Not Alexis Texas. She had a boyfriend who's also like Instagram model superstar guy and they broke up. Mark Zuckerberg did this. And she publicly shamed the size of his piece, man. He blogged about his ex-girlfriend's bra size.

That's also very, very cruel. We condemn that as well. It's also very cruel. But you can't do this to someone. Yeah, because Shia LaBeouf's not going to hop on Twitter right now and be like, actually, I have a massive penis. Yeah. You can't do that.

Why not? Shia LaBeouf. You keep that in the bedroom and in your memory bank. I don't believe that because Shia puts off the vibe of a dude who's at worst average. You know, I can't speak to his penis. Remember he got arrested on 6th Street like five years ago? Yeah. I bet his controversy page is just as long as hers honestly he's a bad

boy the Russell Crowe incident seems like it should have been more should have been made of that because it's Russell Crowe Academy Award winner likes to fight mate he's Australian right what is he Russell Crowe something I don't know I thought he was American he was born in New Zealand but he spent most of his life in Australia

oh you're way off maybe he's one of our backers I don't know if I'll be attending meetups with him if he's going to do even a quarter of what he was accused of doing

who doesn't spit on people at your parties that you throw? I can say I've never spit on anybody at a party. Spit on it, bae. I don't think I've ever spit it yet. Come on, Dylan. The only spitting going on at my party is on bae. He's spitting bars.

I've done that. Do it again. Spitting truth. Do it again. Like I'm doing right now. No cap. Ever since you said the freestyle thing in my head when I'm letting Rosie out and just keeping myself at the dog park, I just start thinking of bars.

Like Little Woodrow's? No. Dirty Bills? No, I'm talking straight, just like knowledge. Okay. Yeah. I'm thinking about writing them down and recording an album. I heard Lil Dicky just locked himself in a room for a year and did it,

so I might do the same thing. In a room for a year? Yeah. LD. Yeah. Mr. Leftward Sloping Penis. a room for a year and did it so i might do the same thing in a room for a year yeah ld mr leftward sloping penis they call him sally finally went back last night and she said will i you're gonna kill me for saying this but i think i want to re-watch dave because i didn't give you enough credit in the first place and i don't think she paid attention to the first like three episodes wow i was like thank you thank you for going back on that. Maybe I'll watch it. Shout out to LD. It's weird that you haven't watched it yet.

Will and I's boy, man. Yeah, we hang out with him literally like... We basically had dinner with him every night on the cruise. You know that if I go on a cruise, I'm going on a cruise with Lil Dicky. Exactly. My track record speaks for itself. Why else would you go on a cruise? That's just what I do.

I've never gone on a cruise without Lil Dicky. No, when I go on cruises, I hang out with Brody Jenner, Lil Dicky, and the Chainsmokers. Was Lil Dicky on there the whole time? Yes. He was one of the only celebrities besides Brody Jenner. That makes me like him. Yeah. He hung out the entire time.

I remember while we were leaving, he was at the exit of the boat just sitting there. There was some random girl that was hanging around him the entire trip, and she was definitely not there with him. She definitely just said to her friends like hey i'm gonna go try to hook up a little dicky this entire time instead i'm sure a few people said that that's what i was trying to do azalea banks you can't just be slandering dudes pieces on the field i'm out as he responded shy is not on the twitter right she is on the twitter but I'm out on her. Has he responded? Shia's not on the Twitter, right? He is on the Twitter, but his Twitter is not something you even want to follow.

Did she delete it at least? Like Jordan Spieth's Instagram? Her Twitter has been suspended since, so I think she did some other shit the other night. That's bullying. That's cyberbullying. Yeah. You know, I just... There's a 75% chance that this news hasn't even gotten to Shia LaBeouf yet. Does anybody know how to contact him?

Yeah. He puts off, doesn't have a cell phone vibe. Yeah, that's why he was late to Kanye's thing. Oh, didn't he no-show? What happened with that? I don't know. I'm not going to slander either of these people right now. But yeah, he didn't show up to some Kanye thing.

Kanye mentioned it the other night. Not great. Kanye's favorite rapper is Lil Baby. Lil Baby won't do a song with him, though, per Kanye. Why? Because he's... Probably a number of reasons. Probably his support of the Red Hat.

Lil Baby is a very activist hip-hop personality. He's very in tune with the social stuff. Is he related to Bad Baby? Yeah. No, Duh Baby. Oh, okay. No, I'm kidding. A lot of babies, though.

Beautiful babies. So many. All grown stuff. We got to do that. Yeah, we do. I'm going to save that one. So I'm picking for next week i'm gonna have to i'm gonna pick something i'm not gonna pick something totally dope because will's

not gonna be here you should just pick something that i would pick for next week so i can't do it with you just do you've got mail next you sleepless in seattle yeah just shit that would i would be really mad if you guys did that without me to be honest i think i think the listeners would be mad they want those tags you just do a Scaries on it. That's true. I kind of already did it one time. Follow so many screens, Club Cool, Sunday Scaries, Mail In. All of them.

All of them. Subscribe, leave a review. Can we talk about bird dogs real quick? Mm-hmm. You should yell that into the mic. Gets you excited about bird dogs. You mash the button like I did. I'm very horned up for my bird dogs, Dylan.

I mean, you wear these things. You know how good they feel around your nether regions? Yeah. They're shorts that don't feel like shorts. You don't have to wear underwear with these things. They're my preferred workout shorts at this point in my life. Woo, buddy. Dude, I'll do anything in them.

I'll chill in them. I'll work out in them. I'll swim in them. That's loco. I warmed to the pool on Friday when I drank two Vizzys. Wow. I was very happy about me just chilling there doing it those things were dry by the time i got back to my apartment bad boy shit dude just utility shorts at this point you know they also make pants yeah i own them dumbass i started pre-packing for my trip and and i uh i decided

to fold up my my bird dogs pants. Isn't that just packing? You're pre-packing? No, pre-packing. The packing happens the day before when you actually do all the stuff. Oh, you're just kind of creating some piles? Yeah, I'm piling it up. You always have to do the piles. You got to pile.

I'll say this. The bird dog's pants and the shorts are making the trip. Whoa. Very excited about that. You got to play golf in those pants. You are playing golf, right? Maybe? I'm playing golf.

You're playing Arcadia? I'm playing Arcadia Bluffs, yeah. Okay. Well, fuck you for having that. We'll see what the temperature is that day, but I can't wear the bird dog shorts on the course that day, but if I can wear the pants, I will be wearing the shorts. Pants are, yeah.

I'm playing 36 that day, so I might have to go, like, pants in the morning, and then I'll go for a swim at the resort place. I don't think they even have a pool, so I'll just go in Lake Michigan in the shorts. This is making me sad. I'll be wearing my bird dogs here, though, working out in the backyard. You can use my alley if you want to be like Klein.

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major shouts that's the auntie birddogs.com promo code steam and boom a free bird dogs face mask and your pair of bird dogs you You will not take these things off. We promise you. Dylan wears his for like eight days in a row. Oh, yeah. I mean, they're pretty good about not smelling after several wears, but Dylan, dude, we can smell your stuff. I don't really care.

I'm just going to keep doing me. Word. Word. Fine. You want to talk about this property dispute in Maine? Thought you'd never ask. This would be an all-time next door post i'm banned from next door at this point so you did send me the epstein next door post which i was very happy to receive you're banned from next door well it's my my account is connected to an email address from a former

company that we all used to work for oh and i got're banned. And I got logged out, and I can't get back in. You can't access your account. Yeah. And so I don't know if anyone's monitoring my account. Dude, just tell Randy to hack it. Yeah. Beep-bop-boop-bop, beep-bop-boop. He puts off dabbles and hackery vibes.

You're not incorrect here. You're not incorrect. So a Maine man, he's from Maine. He's not the Maine man. He's not the Maine man. He's also the Maine man. Oh, what up? Do people in Maine just walk around saying that? I bet there's someone. I doubt it, honestly.

The Maine man. The ladies in my family, my mom, sister, aunts, and some cousins, and my wife were supposed to do a Maine trip, and they're supposed to be there right now. And obviously COVID has canceled that. And I felt bad for them because Maine right now sounds fantastic. Yeah, it sounds great. Significantly further north than Texas, Dylan.

Yeah, I'm aware of that, Dave. Not as northern as Alaska, which, by the way, if you're in Alaska, stay safe. Go to high ground. Okay? Might be a tsunami bearing down on you as we speak. Turn around. Don't drown. Yes. That would be preferable, yes.

So I'm going to put up a photo on the screen right now. This guy sawed his neighbor's garage in half amid boundary dispute. This is like that scene in Any Given Sunday where at the party, the guy chainsaws the other dude's, like, hummer in half, which probably has happened. What do you do if you go home and you're trying to park your car in your garage and then you realize that it's completely sawed in half? So the guy who lived there, according to this article,

he was friends with him, but then he passed away, RIP, sad. And I guess his family who took over the house, they didn't get along too well. Heard this story before, Dylan. Tale as old as time. Why was it built across the property line in such a way? Probably someone didn't accurately portray the Meats and Bounds. Just a poor job of surveying the land is what happened. Meats and Bounds is the name of our meat-smoking podcast.

It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not great, but yeah. Well, Meet the Press is already taken on Instagram. I feel like this is very not chill for being in Maine. I don't know much about Maine, but I feel like Maine's pretty chill. I would put, yeah, you're right. There are non-chill people everywhere. But they're like, it takes a very non-chill person to saw someone's garage in half.

It would be on site if I did that to you. You'd be so annoyed with me if I saw your garage in half. First thing, I'd be like, Will, first of all, why did you saw my garage in half? We'll start there, and then we'll work it out, depending on your response. What? Wow. I actually am very sorry. I have to.

Uh-oh. Dave's got to do a tink. Dave's chicken sandwich is rearing its ugly head. You know what that means, Dylan? Oh, sorry. That wasn't tinky break music. Come on, man. That was mail-in.

That's just a mail-in promo. Dylan, do you have any good questions on the mail-in today that you're recording for tomorrow? I do. Dude, tease one. Dave didn't shut the door. What an idiot. I'm not producing this one.

Can you give me one of the questions so that I can answer it now? Let me pick one for you. Dude, let me do one. I get to play a little matchmaking with an emailer from last week and an emailer from this week. Okay. It's actually good that I'm not producing this one. This week's emailer was really digging her vibe.

Okay. She emailed in about some insecurities she had and he... He doesn't care. He's into it. Dude, let's go. Yeah.

Let's go. Yeah. Ask me a question. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. Let's see. Okay.

Here is a young lady who was asked to be a groomswoman in the bridal party for the groom. And she wants to know if she should go on the bachelor party. She'd be the only girl there. She has a boyfriend back at home, but more so she wants to know if she's, you know, overstepping on guy time. I think she needs to have a conversation with the groom here. You think so?

I think so. I think it's up to the groom. If the groom feels comfortable with it, if he feels comfortable enough to have her, then she has the right. Also depends on where they're going. Yeah. She's got a ticket to that bachelor party.

Whether or not she wants to use that, I think it's got to be talked out. It's a tough one. But I think she deserves the nod, obviously. I don't know, man. That's tough.

It depends how good, like, is she good friends with, like, the bride and, like, stuff like that? She's got to be. Or else why would she be in that position? Yeah.

You know? I'm going to have to think about this one, but it's tough. It's not going to matter. Don't tell Dave what we just talked about. Oh, yeah. I don't want him knowing shit.

I don't care. I apologize for that. I was having fun in that segment. It's okay. We sawed your laptop in half while you were gone. I mean, it's your laptop. Yeah, it's true. It's true.

Would you rather have someone saw you in half like a magician or just saw your shed in the backyard in half a lot of something about magicians sawing people in half a lot of people don't know is that they're not actually being sawed in half it's a trick it's an illusion you've never seen the right magicians you go to one where they actually saw people in half yeah and they die right there bleed out remember that home improvement where tim sawed owls like, like, dabbling in wizardry, and he sawed Al Borland's lawnmower in half. Do you remember that one?

No. Because I made it up. It's not an accurate portrayal of an episode. You're such a bullshitter, man. Don't bullshit a bullshitter, then. Did you know they made ten Saw or nine Saw movies? Really? I looked it up.

That's too many. One was plenty. One was fun. Scary. It was the guy on the floor. Oh, yeah. The dead guy. I liked Saw, for one.

Yeah, I did too. I did too. It was very very very spooky spooky season maybe it's all the movie for the screen room you don't like most horror flicks right Will

maybe we'll do something he's a scaredy cat we'll do something terribly ghoulish while he's gone yeah I am a scaredy cat you know that I don't like scary movies man

I'm gonna choose The Lighthouse one of these days and I'm gonna make everybody watch it with me. It's on Amazon Prime right now. Looks fucking weird. What's that about?

I don't think I'm into that one. It's got Willem Dafoe and the dude from Twilight. Sally wants us for the stream room. She wants us to do the Twilight series, but only do the second movie, so none of us have any idea what's going on. I've seen the whole thing. Why have you seen the whole thing? Because when I was married, I was married to someone who was into it. Sally read the whole thing why have you seen the whole thing because when i was married

i was married someone who was into it oh sally sally read the books i think so you've seen okay so now that the idea is out the window yeah i've seen them let's just do 50 shades i have no desire to watch that but i mean i've seen we should do hamilton I have no desire to watch that, but I mean, I've seen, we should do Hamilton. No. Why? Because dude, I'd have to watch it. Dude.

No, we can never do Hamilton. I'd have to watch it a hundred times before I could actually talk about it. And even then all these Hamilton hardos would come out and be like, you guys botched this. Good. I haven't even made it. Why would you have to watch it a hundred times? Dude, it's a lot of information thrown at you all at once. Like they're, I actually heard that criticism yeah they're rapping like everything and they're going hard fast like numerous times sally has been i think she looks over me and i just have this dumb

look on my face and she's like hey can you pause it real quick and i think she needs to like go do something and she she'll be like so do you know what's going on right now i'm like no i really don't uh so it's just like being at a logic concert did you know logic retired no oh i did see he retired that's a bummer for dylan yeah you're a big logic guy right no i'm not really that familiar with his work when you guys were talking about like like houston rap and like whatever texas rap game and stuff i was like man like i don't even know what i was doing then i realized realized, no, I was just listening to Atmosphere from Minnesota. That's who we

rode with for a little bit in high school. I don't know what that is. You've never heard of Atmosphere? Can you give me a couple bars or just give me the beat? The song Trying to Find a Balance? I'm trying to find a balance. Dude, that sounds soft as hell. That's socially conscious? Dude, he's pretty woke. I don't even know if he's still doing

it. Shouts to Slug. You have no clue what I'm talking about? I legit don't. I want to listen to it after the pause. If you're a Minnesota backer that listens to Atmosphere, hop in the subreddit chat for this one. I want to talk to you. Oh, I know this song.

You know it, Dylan. Starts out, he's like, Now that she's back in the atmosphere Drops of Jupiter in her hair. Do you want to keep going, Dave? I've been singing a lot on these pods. I told you I was going to mash the button, and I did today, and I apologize. I'm going to play a quick bar from this.

You ready? You guys have never heard this. No. Come on. you guys have never heard them no come on I'm playing this all the way home dude that's soft all the way home you guys are soft I mean I'm gonna give it a shot

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Dylan, what are you doing this weekend? Ooh, let's see. This weekend I've got a whole lot of nothing going on, which usually would excite me in normal times, but these are not normal times and I'm looking for something to do. But, you know, there's nothing to do. You trying to step out? I would love to just go get dinner or something, man,

but it's just not in the cards right now and I'm getting really bummed out. I need a little pick-me-up, man, you know? I need some social activity in my life. a road trip player by myself who knows man you might you might discover something about yourself you never knew before i'll get parks on saturday so i'll have a saturday and sunday so that'll be fun we'll be chilling go swimming and just again i i'm running out of stuff for him to do man i feel bad it's just do you get him on saturdays for a specific reason yeah oh yeah because you know he's a boy, I'm a boy. And Saturdays are for the boys.

That makes sense. Right. That makes sense. So, yeah, I have nothing. I might sip a High Life. You could smoke some 3D-printed meat from your 3D printer. Smoke some, bitch. They need to have 3D-printed kush.

Oh, Dave. That would make drug dealing really easy. Yes, it would. Or unnecessary if everybody could. Well, no, not everyone's going to have access to a 3D printer. So just shut up, David. David. I already said shut up.

A lot of these stoners out here, these pot smokers, aren't going to have the funds to just go buy a 3D printer to print off digital weed. What's a 3D printer cost? I'm going to say $5,000. Dude, I have no idea. OK, I'm going to say $5,000. Dude, I have no idea. Okay, I'm going to type in 3D printer and then click the shopping tab.

Oh, you're going to be getting hella ads. Served up like a Chili's hot plate. I mean, the first result is $4,000. That's for your base model. Seems legit. Ooh, this one. I want the bells and whistles. I'm going to make like thumbtacks and shit.

This one's $10,000. I'm getting this one. No one's making thumbtacks in a 3D printer. Yeah, thumbtacks? I don't know, man. Sounds terrible. Can you make stuff that has multiple components? Dimensions? Yeah, three of them.

Materials? No, I don't know. I think it depends on the printer. Okay. The whole thing's over my head I don't know that's the bottom why are you asking us like if I wanted to say I wanted to make like number two pencils for test taking and pencil break her wood and it has lead and you know I need wood goo lead goo eraser goo like where does the material metal goo for the little eraser holder none None of it makes sense to me. It's too much goo.

Yeah. What are you doing this weekend, David? Going to be thinking about 3D printers and shit. Quantum physics and quantum computing. Makes sense. That's going to change the world. I got something Saturday morning, weather permitting. Golf.

Out at Wolf Dancer. Sounds like golf. It's not playing, though. I got something Saturday morning, weather permitting, out at Wolf Dancer. Sounds like golf. It's not playing, though. I might have joined an elite swing academy. Are you getting a lesson? I'm seeing a, yeah. I've actually sold the rights to the DCR Swing Academy.

We've been acquired. That's as far into it as I can go. So do you have a swing coach now is what I want to ask. Potentially. This is kind of a meeting just to see, like, hey, do we like each other? Do we share the same goals? Are you as serious about fitness and biomechanics as I am? You're asking what his deal is? Can you get my ball speed above 150?

What's a good ball speed? I think 140 is probably very average. What's mine? I'm probably at like 280. I bet you're at like 160 on your driver. Yeah. What's Klein? Like 130?

Okay. He's been showing us his scorecards lately, dude. He's like tanking. I don't feel bad ragging on him on here. He's a 90s guy now. What a jerk, man. He is a confirmed multiple in a row 70 guy now. What a jerk, man. He is a confirmed multiple in a row 70s guy, including

a low 70s. And I am not surprised because he compresses the ball like someone who should go low, but every time he comes down here and plays, like every time we play Kaiser or some, you know, just very average course,

he never goes low. He's like an 80s guy, and he's fine. He hits the ball great. But he's up there in Dallas playing like four days a week just shooting in the 70s. I saw him go 74 in Denver. You've seen this in person. I've seen him go low exactly one time. I'm jealous, man.

Oh, for sure. That's not going to be me, though. So I'm not, like, hung up on it. Not with that attitude. I'm just not going to be me, though. So I'm not, like, hung up on it. Not with that attitude. I'm just not going to be a consistent 70s guy. I might touch it here and there, but that's it. That ship is sailed for your boy. Just saying.

If you worked on your putting from 50 yards off the green a little bit, Dave has a good point. Yeah, that's fair. Texas Wedge could use some work. That's fair. Was it called the Texas Wedge when you were in Michigan? I honestly don't know. I think it was, actually. Interesting.

Well, so the buddy that I heard it from played a round of golf in Texas and came back and called something the Texas Wedge when I was doing it. And I was like, okay, that makes sense. I don't know if I had heard it before that or if it just stuck because he actually had been in Texas. Interesting. Yeah. Because you know they have the – in baseball, Dylan,

you probably know, the Texas Leaguer. That's a little pop-up single to the outfield, right? Yeah. It just – Or bloop. It creeps over the middle infielders. Yeah. Yeah.

So I was wondering if the – You're more of a Bezos ball guy now. That DM go through or what? No, I'm not going to DM Mackenzie Bezos. Literally, what do you have to lose? What if she just airs you out? Her second tweet ever is airing out Dylan for trying to clap cheeks with Mackenzie Bezos. Oh, man.

I'm not into Mackenzie Bezos, it turns out. Blame. Anything else this weekend, David? Whoever she starts dating is going to be labeled a gold digger. How can you not be? Right off the bat. It's unfair. Unless she's dating Jeff Bezos.

Women have been dealing with that for years. They're very successful. By how the tables have turned. It's true. She could also date a woman. True. Doesn't matter. True.

Of course. Maybe this large sum of money is exactly what you needed to be free uh people are rightly pointing out this has nothing to do with my weekend but that kanye kanye announced that he's getting a divorce and said little baby is his favorite rapper in the same tweet wait they're not getting divorced are they oh yeah hard to say i mean to her to defend her it's got to be tough to be married to that guy. Yeah. You know, going wild ass on him.

Shouts at Dave Chappelle flying up there. Did he? Yeah. I haven't been paying much attention to this. Yeah, he went up and flew up Chilcanya. Good. They got a vid off together. He's a real one.

Are you guys going to watch the Hillary Clinton Lin-Manuel Zoom? Nah, I'm good. I'm good. No, I will not. It's not political. I just don't really feel like watching either of them talk right now. That's going to do a lot. That's my political

statement. It's good. Is that this weekend? We can put it up on the projector in your backyard. It's a vibe. It's a whole ass mood. It's a whole ass mood. We haven't said that

in a minute. What a stupid thing to say. We need to play Bay Mood or Goalsmore. Just say what you're doing. We know what you're doing. I'm going to Michigan. Going home again.

Fireworks on Lake Michigan, baby. I'm going home again. Dude, you didn't see that coming, did you, Dylan? I hate everything about you. Yeah, dude. Cold play. Shouts to Chris Martin. So not only are you going to a dope-ass Michigan vacation where you're going to play Arcadia Bluffs, but you just hit us with a custom...

You matched the custom button. No one's ever done that for this weekend in font. No one's ever had an intro song. You're starting... I'm going to get my own board. You're setting a precedent here. I'm going to start requesting sound bites. Can we all three have one of these roadcasters in pod?

Would that work? I don't think it would work. We'd get out of control. I would be hitting sound effects nonstop. This would be unlistenable. It already is not. It would be tough. It would be like a Bone Zone...

Yeah, a Bone Zone sag. The Bone Zone! We should do a podcast where we just let Jared Produce And he controls the board Yeah Also unlistenable No dude What

What do you mean We already talked about it Bone Zone went hard If you Hey You want to hear more Bone Zone Bone Zone Bone Zone

Bone Zone talk Oh go to the Bone Zone Bone Zone Yeah mate Go to our Patreon Because we talked about it That's right-to-be-released episode. Oh, yeah, we did. That's like two weeks off.

It'll be released in two weeks. Yeah, so some programming notes regarding me going to Michigan. I will be out for a little bit, and Brett will be filling in for me next week. Oh, yeah, I will. Yeah, so anyone. Both episodes. Yeah, the thread in the subreddit asking what's up with Brett lately. Well, you're about to get a heavy dose of Brett next week.

I'm going to see Brett today. I'm pretty excited. Ew, gross. Dylan liked it. So, yeah, this weekend. Can't we just do anything seriously, guys? We can't. Yeah, Friday, your boy will be flying up there.

Really excited to fly in this current environment. I did get COVID tested. Can you talk about the testing method? I still can't believe this. Yeah, so in preparation for going there, we wanted to make sure that we weren't carrying coronavirus with us on our flight. And we went to get tested yesterday. And when we went in, we sat in the place and, you know, they tested us.

And when she actually brought the test, she said that she wasn't going to do it. The nurse was not going to do it. We had to do it to ourselves. Luckily. Do you think your beard intimidated her? Maybe. She didn't want to get too close? She just was like, ew, gross.

And I was like, all right, whatever. And then luckily Sally's a nurse, so Sally did mine. And then Sally did her own, which I kind of wish I would have recorded. That's savage. That's like people who have to inject themselves with insulin every day or whatever. I'm always like, dude, respect. Mad respect for those people. Yeah.

Yeah. So yeah, Sally did mine, and it didn't feel great. But the results came back. Negative. And you're positive they were negative? Positive they were negative. Okay. Yeah, they called us.

They made us sit in our car the entire time, and when they called us to give us the results, they said to come in and get the paper that they had with our results on it. And Sally was like, well, they wouldn't let you go in if you had coronavirus. That's a great point. She's like, we're safe. So it was just kind of a ceremonial thing. Yeah.

Did they have it rolled up with like a quill? They should have. A scroll? They should have. I was thinking about framing them, putting it in the office. And you opened it and it was like a decree. On this day, William DeFries DeFritz. They should have just told me on the phone.

Like, don't make me go into your clinic again. HIPAA, you know HIPAA is. Yeah, it's true. It's true. So, yeah. But Saturday, we're moving into our Airbnb for the week. And then who knows? Is that on Lake Michigan?

No, no. We're in downtown Harbor Springs for this. DT? DT. It's nothing special, though. We just wanted to kind of seclude ourselves and make sure that if we did have something, that we'd have a place to quarantine for a little bit. Are you going to go light a flaming bag of poo on the city council council's uh doorstep for all the shit that they

gave y'all yeah for our wedding yeah i might i might all right those dumbasses are still trying to have like public events and stuff because they're just like horny for public events and stuff why are they so horny it's weird don't get me started there might be some content coming from at hs mish on twitter dude that's a fire ass at hs mish on twitter. Dude, that's a fire-ass account. At HSMish on Twitter. What, Dave? I'm just saying you're so ready to be out of here. I can tell. Dylan, we've lost Dylan. We've lost the course.

No, I'm fine. We've lost the course. No, I'm actually ready to get out of here as well, though. We've gone long today. This was a jam-packed episode. Sheesh. I even took a tea break at about the 50-minute mark. I'm about to tea my pants.

I thought I was, dude. I thought I was. I was like, I don't want to leave right now. We've only got 10 minutes left or so, but I had to. Let's get out of here. Good. I'm done. Bye. you