Circling Back - 40 Days and 40 Nights of Rotisserie Chicken

Episode Date: November 7, 2022

When a dude from Philly eats 40-straight days of rotisserie chickens, you know it's pod time. We also talked Jonah Hill playing John Daly and Jerry Garcia, a 101-year-old Arizona woman's key to longevity, whether or not Elon has totally botched this whole Twitter thing, and a recap of our Weekends in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:35) Jonah Hill to play John Daly (21:45) Arizona Woman Celebrates Turning 101 (35:10) Dude Eats Rotisserie Chicken 40 Days Straight (48:55) Yooooo Is Elon Botching This??? (59:51) Recapping This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (BACKER for 20% off) Cabinets To Go: www.cabinetstogo.com/circling (full custom 3D design of your new kitchen) Shopify: www.shopify.com/circling (FREE trial) Tee Up: www.teeupstore.com (CBACK20 for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard with vitamin c from superfruit acerola my name is will defriest my left david raw super fruit why were you looking at my screen i wasn't i had i had something up that you're not supposed to see until that segment everyone knows i'm not a screen looker what were you looking at tell me that to be honest david i was looking at your yeti okay well i get i understand it's it you know it's unlike any yeti you've ever seen i know this is a I was looking at your Yeti. Okay. Well, I get... I understand. It's, you know... It's unlike any Yeti you've ever seen. I know.

This is a special Yeti. Yeah. I was trying to see what kind of branding was happening on that thing. That's cool, man. 12 fluid ounces. I prefer Dylan's tiny Yeti that makes his hands look huge. That's about 20, dog. Is this 20?

Yeah, probably. That... I only feel... Look at the bottom. Dude, that's a 16, John. Bitch, look at it. Why'd you that's a 16 joe bitch look at it why'd you call him it's dude it's it's 10 38 on a monday and you're calling him a bitch designed in texas made in china china dylan shivery ladies and gentlemen hey guys you know

a lot of people would lay a foundation of excuses for a poor performance today and beyond today even this week this month because of my teeth situation as it is really terrible i'm not gonna do that i'm gonna power right now i'm not i'm not gonna do that i'm gonna power right through um yeah today will be my fourth dentist visit in six days damn you're built different but that's you know that's okay i'm i'm built for it. I'd like to go on record and apologize for wishing that Dylan's teeth would chip. Yeah.

They did. I should be applauded for apologizing for this, but yeah, like, I mean, I feel bad. I'm sorry. So I was given a water pick to use to clean, you know, around my temporary fake teeth i was i was using it on saturday morning um they all chipped off except for one and even that one has like a chunk of it was missing the water pick from the well it would it had already been cracked because every time i go

to sleep i like re like separate the fake ones from my real ones it's hard to explain is it because you ride is it because you grind in your sleep it's a total fucking mess you guys checked your water line you guys running some high pressure through there yeah well the water pick it doesn't use our water line you don't hook it directly up to the main line no that'd be a weird thing to do the water hose outside for it or on the other hand we it is connected have you tried using that yeah what if you floss your teeth with the hose no there's also about a five percent chance that my teeth just come flying out while we're recording today as i'm talking we're gonna start calling you dental damn damn dental dental damn have you used one of those what no someone someone has yeah certainly What? No. Someone. Someone has. Yeah, certainly.

I just wasn't expecting you to ask that question. Have you? To be honest, I don't even know what its purpose is. Do you want me to explain it? Sure. It is a latex square. Okay. That you, if you were to give a young lady cunnilingus.

Okay. Could it also be reciprocated the other way? You would place it over her vagina. There's better ways to say it. That keeps the the fluids to herself and to you and yours to yourself dylan thank you for making thank you for making me feel whatever the opposite of horny is y'all brought up dental this might be the least age episode of all time at this point you somehow i've never used one you did know a lot about it. You knew the dimensions of it.

During sex ed, I was glued to everything we were learning. That's something that you just Google on your friend's parent's computer when you're in eighth grade. What if you're a guy named Ed and you teach sex ed, and people are just like, yeah, there's sex ed. Yeah, there's whole sex ed over there. Yeah, just trying to do my service to the kids. Made up this nickname for me it's like what they called that dude in succession mo yeah it was a little bit different um but yeah not ideal still no i just checked to make sure i was accurate and i am that's what it is so that's cool you're gonna get targeted now. No one's buying these, right? I guess someone is.

I don't know. Damn, dental. Do you think they went up during COVID? Ooh, good question. You can't price gals during COVID. I know a lot of people did. Oh, you certainly can. Which school said that you should only do it from the back?

I don't remember. It was a major university. It's a good tip, though. I think you're right. Yeah. And then there was another school that said just soak. That was BYU, right? I don't think the school actually said that.

Oh, they didn't sanction the soaking? I think the people in that community just choose to do that in lieu of, well, you know, regular intercourse. How do we do this? Why are we here? I don this why are we here i don't know man this this conversation was not in the plans for they call me dental dan or whatever and here we are and you took the rock and you for whatever reason just like dribbled out the clock we all didn't know what it was he didn't know he had to learn today i learned something i got a new wrinkle in my brain today i bet you some other people learn a thing or two too, David. Is that how that works? Do you remember learning that?

I mean, it's obviously not true, but someone told me that in like second grade that every time you learn something, your brain gets a new wrinkle. Is it true that we only use about 8% of our brain's capacity for knowledge? It's probably false. I probably use less.

Okay. Fair enough. I used to until i started microdosing now i use at least 12 percent really correct interesting davy micro until i did that cbd now that we don't have to remember phone numbers like a lot of space cleared up for me not me still remembering all the ones from like grade school yeah my friend's parents i could just call up i wanted to i could holler at all my boy's parents right now yeah not even not even a question shout out miss buck kids these days will never know the struggle man we didn't have to use area codes either that was weird that was crazy that changed for us at some point yeah we

were just typing in seven digits calling it a day it would go through like yes is dave there can he come out and play you know what baffles me whenever you're watching an old show and it's like they do the they call and it goes you have to call through the operator and they always show the operator you know answering the calls like okay i'll patch that through and then they're like working the how does that shit work there's a cool scene in the crown where they do that yeah what a beating you have to find a private line and it's pretty it's pretty wild all this shit that goes is it encrypted i don't know if they knew what that was back then do you think the the queen had any crypto yeah she did she called it quipto that's not good i'm sorry that's

just not good like queen do you want us to take that out we can take that out that might take that might tank the episode please mark that for a guy who's a little for a guy who's a little bit worried about how he was gonna uh broadcast you sure are taking all the shots i'm like three for three with a double and a... I'm going for the cycle today. Yeah, I don't know. Apparently, King Charles is offloading some of her horses. Why is that? He was like, nah, player.

I'm selling these horses. You didn't want them? Guess not. I think it'd be kind of nice if you're in the market for a horse, getting one of the queens would be kind of cool they they asked if he wanted him and he said nay it's pretty good um is that where where does the king charles cavalier name come from is that something that you guys know about with your royalty interests no he's a i do appreciate those dogs he's a real family guy dude honestly like i i have no explanation for why it's so interesting to me i think it's just

because like it's just a weird dynamic i still the i still think harry's gonna kick himself at some point in his life and be like man what are you revealing that book anybody read it yet dude i don't know oh yeah i mean if i could control if i could control f name andrew right now on that book that's the first thing i would be doing there it is i feel like we would know about it by now yeah me too i feel like it's a big nothing burger he has said it has been rumored that harry's book uh has a lot of content in it that he was conflicted about putting in there, which tells me that if he's conflicted about it, the good stuff's not going to be in there. Yeah. Tell us about your uncle and the disgusting things he did.

And your biological father. Yeah, tell us about your thoughts on that. Yeah. Yeah. And the time that you were giving an interview in an airplane hangar and then back that ass up started playing and you got up and ran out it really had his interest didn't it they all just like there's not what do you what else you gonna do when you start hearing those first few notes of back that ass up you gotta run to the dance floor and get ready to dagger or something i want to know why he was photographed in that vegas hotel room totally nude or his um halloween costume from many years ago oh was he a noted nazi yeah well

wait what was he he definitely rocked a nazi outfit to a halloween costume when he was like probably 17 or 18 or something but still i mean like what what what if i hey given your family's uh if i ever like say that i'm gonna do that can you guys please stop me i don't have any plans to okay i'd like to go on record right now saying that i don't think i ever will i'll step in yeah so like just make sure that none of the squad is dressing up like that could be ugly hey we got a big episode tomorrow on Patreon. Patreon.com slash Circling Back Podcast. We're doing conspiracies, baby. Speaking of. You guys worried?

I can tell Dylan's playing scared. He doesn't have his conspiracy yet. Oh, I got plenty of time. You do. No, clock's ticking, dude. Okay, I'll be good. Each of us will be picking one conspiracy, breaking it all down.

Should be fun. And also, get your voicemails in. 888-618-4422. 888-618-4422. Getting it out can be tactical. Here's some links. What were you saying, Dave? Going to be tough to top last week's voicemails.

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now what's he up to man has he done anything since super bad i don't know he so what i know about jonah hill as of late is that jonah hill has been surfing a lot he's taken up surfing in the last couple years uh he has since had a girlfriend who i think i think he's broken up with her who was also a surfer i think they might have broken up unfortunately uh but i will also say that as someone who follows him pretty closely across the social medias he seems like he's in a really good spot mentally good for him man but now you hear that he's gonna hit that john daly biopic or biopic but has he been has he been uh tabbed for the biopic oh is he having some kind of procedure done? What? Biopic? Is that a procedure?

Sounds like it would be. Like a biopsy? Biopic sounds much more appropriate. I don't joke about procedures. He's playing John Daly. Noted golfer. Is he known for anything else? This surprised me. Yeah, he's known for being out out of shape overweight a smoker a

drinker and hitting golf balls out of people's mouths and off beer cans and off beer cans and and honestly if i'm it's a shocker that he's never been in a uh jackass movie hitting one out of like steve-o's butt yeah or into steve-o's butt or just right up in there yeah like i could see them just literally just having him hit a golf onto his butt um dill you didn't think we needed a john daly uh biopic but you got jonah jonah hill's name attached to it i i'm interested it changes things like i i think if this would have been some like random no-name actor i probably wouldn't care about watching this at all but like with jonah hill attached to it i'm like oh they're actually gonna put some money and time behind this well actually they're they're trying they were trying to get christian bale yeah he was gonna yeah he's just gonna put on a little weight you know he does that i said

this recently i don't recall if it was on too much dip or this program i think it might have been at the bullpen okay maybe i know what you're gonna say um this dude has gotten so much mileage out of just being like the fat drunk guy and it's like i don't find him that compelling like he what he won a u.s open i find him compelling as a character in in golf in general why the last like five years of what he's been doing has become more depressing to me than entertaining like i don't like that he's sitting at hooters for 12 hours a day during the masters signing autographs you get off your high horse no it just kind of makes me sad that he's a nay to that he spends too much time in hooters i'm not saying you shouldn't go to hooters who does great hooters but he spends a

lot of time in hooters they do have great wings i don't i'm gonna go to beach style baby i'm gonna hit you with a well actually did not win a u a U.S. Open. Did win an Open Championship. I'll leave it at the old course. Hey, my bad. And the PGA. Okay. The PGA was his first. I thought he won a U.S. too, Dylan.

That's okay. We're only using 6% of our brain. T3 is the 93 Masters. He's still somehow super relevant, and I don't really understand why. Because he's, like you said, he is the everyman golfer. He likes to drink. He likes to smoke. He's had his ups and downs, his highs and lows.

He wears loud pants. He hits it hard. That's something you can't sell short. He's like the original hit it hard guy. Yeah. He wraps that thing around him, you know? Yeah. His son's also got an NIL deal with Hooters, which is the best thing.

I kind of like his son. Is Jonah Hill going to have to learn how to hit a golf ball? Maybe he already does. I don't get the vibe that Jonah plays much golf. But you don't know that. I don't. But in order to achieve true, you know, realism. Realism.

Yeah, they might have to use a body double for some of the golf action. He's also. It's not an easy swing to replicate. Maybe a deep fake. No, we don't. Hey, there's no place for deep fakes in baseball or in movies. I'm just saying. No, we don't.

Hey, there's no place for deep fakes in baseball or in movies. I'm just saying. Jonah Hill is also playing Jerry Garcia in a Martin Scorsese. So you're on that one. Oh, I'm on that one. You're all over that. He's got Scorsese and Jonah Hill. Are you kidding me?

And it's about your boy. Yeah, it's great. I just don't know if I want to see Scorsese do a Grateful Dead biopic or whatever it is. I don't know. Scorsese knows a thing or two about drugs. The drug guy? I mean, at the last Waltz, have you guys watched the last Waltz?

I think you know I didn't. You should. I've never heard of it. It's good. I haven't watched it in years. I think it actually happened on Thanksgiving, so it might be kind of a nice little Thanksgiving thing to do. I didn't even watch the first Waltz. They had a room at the last waltz the band's final concert that just had uh noses on the walls and the soundtrack in the room was just snorting noises and so i think they were encouraging people to do uh cocaine okay yeah shouldn't do that they had to edit cocaine falling out of neil young's nose while he was

performing uh during the concert they had to go frame by frame and edit that out oh i weirdly knew that story that's true it's true it's facts that's okay it's facts yeah i think they were doing a lot back then maybe just that's why that's you gotta you gotta help your mans out you gotta be like hey bro you can't go on. There's literally cocaine falling out of your nose. Right. Like, get it back up there or just take it out all together. Here's a Q-tip or here's a Kleenex. There you go.

Just take it and just. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about. You like to do the gummies, huh? What? What? Cocaine edibles? The nummies, I mean.

Do they make cocaine edibles? No. You like. That should not be a thing. Welcome to early productivity. Nummies is what I meant. I do numbies. I don't know much about cocaine, guys.

I do numbies on Twitter all the time. Okay. Hey, don't clip what Dylan just said. Not a cocaine guy. Famously. Famously. What's weird is that famously people make jokes about you actually being one, but you're famously not one. Which is weird.

Yeah. It's like, let's pick the guy who's never done it and just act like he always does it. That's why it's kind of funny, because you're the last person. No offense, Will. Dave, we have connections when showbiz. Right? We've been on the Food Network numerous times. That showbiz, baby we've been on the food network oh yeah numerous times that showbiz baby we were i was on the travel channel um like do you ever think that like if

there was maybe a movie made about some international uh you know tug of wars do you think if they ever gave you the nod to get casted as Vlad, do you think you'd do it? Okay, at first when you said international tug of wars, I was like, are you alluding to the fact that in fourth grade for field day, I asked a kid named Michael if I could be on their tug of war team and he laughed at me? Just no. Okay, you weren't referring to that. No, I wasn't referring to that. I didn't know that happened.

It's definitely not something that bothers me to this day. Damn. No. Michael's a savage. i don't do no the putin thing is it's just like now it's just oh no he's like trying to get ukraine it's like ah it's just lost its luster he's taking he's tanked his stock as a controversial figure that guy yeah sure yeah allegedly not in good health who knows if he can believe that though i want to i want someone to do a biopic on me how about a biopic instead i'll do a biopic too no i i can't do that like i was talking to someone this weekend about caricatures i'm gonna get them drawn i love those i hate them man why because like i don't all beard i already have insecurities i don't need a an artist at Disney World to point them out bluntly.

The guys who do those are total pervs, too. You bring your 16-year-old girlfriend. You're in high school as well in this scenario. I'm sick as hell in that picture. Thank you for clarifying. You and your girl go to Six Flags, go ride some rides. Then you're like, oh, yeah, let's go get some rides then you're like oh yeah let's go get some characters he draws it up gives it to you and she's just rocking some dolly parton's you're

like dude what the fuck and then i look like a straight up beaver yeah like he makes you like the biggest piece of shit i paid you 40 to make me feel like a piece of shit about my draws every little zit on your face all right man we get it. He's like the gap in your teeth or whatever. Your teeth just falling out. Your forehead's like this tall. It's like, all right, man. Even like he's even receding your hairline. Don't have a great hairline.

He's like, I can tell that that thing's going to slide back. So I went ahead and. Meanwhile, he just drew. He drew basically the hot chick from Mufame Roger Rabbit. Yeah. Yeah. The redhead. Jessica Rabbit.

Yeah. Jay Rabs. She was bad. Sorry. Just got way too. A lot of horse humor in this one. Hey, Dave, are we playing a little game about an Arizona woman? Just a tug ofof-war thing?

No. You could be on my tug-of-war team. Okay, I'll read you guys a headline. Headline? I'm going to let you fill in the last word. Okay. Chandler woman celebrates 101st birthday. Says secret to happy life is...

Why must they always finish the headline that way? Always. Secret to a happy life is... Let you go first. Because Will's going to get it. Because I think Will screened it earlier. I didn't screen look. I truly didn't.

Does she smoke like a fat bowl every morning? Just like some sticky weed? No. Okay, that wasn't my guess. Do we have a name for her? Yeah, her name's Mary Flip. Mary Flip? I think Mary Flip, I think she drinks whiskey every day.

Whiskey. You're close. Does she eat Popeye's fried chicken three-piece secret to happy life is a dental dam no no it's tequila like tequila guys how much is she drinking a day uh so she's oh wow she's wearing a little button it says another year sexier well she's got swag i like tequila makes mary's clothes fall off oh you gotta think she's bad you gotta think she's a hit down at the uh bingo hall um whiskey in her born in 1921 she survived a lot she lived through the great depression multiple wars had six kids and still maintains her wit and sense of humor how do you feel ma asked mary flip's daughter with my hand she replied chuckling

fuck yeah doing jokes loving it her daughter is like 80 80 yeah because they had kids that's fair oh do you think m Mary used to be a piece of shit? Yeah. Listen to this. White cane. Cadillac. At 18, she moved to Mexico, got married, and lived a quiet life as a rancher. Then, once pregnant with her firstborn, she moved back to Chicago, where she switched careers again and became a legendary artist, even recognized by the Chicago School of Art. That's not that impressive to me.

What's it mean to me if you're recognized? Like, they just give you a nod? She did a painting. Yeah, she knows how to draw. It's not that cool. She does caricatures at Six Flags. Just one school. Your local school, like, recognizes that you're an artist.

Like, okay. Is there, like, a pervy female caricature drawer? And she just draws all the dudes with, like, just big bowls. Yeah, just big old rocking bones just ripped biceps absolutely rocked up chiseled jawline big guys i'm gonna do that i'm just gonna next time there's a caricature guy i'm gonna be like hey dude if i pay you double will you make me look like really tight make me scorching yeah make me look like henry henry cavill henry cavill is henry cavill i'm using four percent of my brain though that's all right man it's okay is she like a reposado girl she said

oh my secret hmm i don't know tequila did she drink avion do you think she was hitting that agave she was on the one famously what a fun time that was we had fun that was a good one dude i loved i loved just checking my snapchat every weekend and seeing a bunch of dudes with beards uh just showing me that they're drinking avion just 40 of them sitting there there was a time when we were supposed to like screenshot everything so because you know which makes sense you want to show the advertisers that it's working it got to the point where 30% of my camera roll was just poorly done shots from a bar, like someone just zooming in on the bottle

that happens to be at the bar. I'm like, yeah, they got it. Cool. Yeah. Our people really appreciate that. Y'all are great. Engaged in that one. That was a good one.

It was good. I hope that we all live long lives. And should we do that, I hope that one of us gets interviewed at some point and they ask what our secret to longevity is. Are you about to tie this with the next sponsor? No, I hope that we do a bit. I hope that the year is...

I hope it's like 70 years from now. Dave's turning 125. Sure. How old are you? Just don't worry about it. Whatever. And then he's talking to the local newspaper up in Duncanville. He's just like, no.

I've been waiting around so long, waiting for my shredded cheese. It's not going to happen. I don's not how I'm going to talk. Why? How do you know? That's my secret. Shredded cheese. It's the only way I can enjoy my fajitas. Oh, Dave's got that.

He's got that husky voice. I'm hoping for a little bit of a huskier voice. I may need to start smoking. You should. You think I should? Yeah. Have you guys started curating your uh spotify wrapped yet it's gonna think it's gonna drop relatively soon about mine i'm a bit nervous about mine too

you better you better get on your shit dude just just play like jazz like smooth jazz while you're sleeping or something dylan i don't need to worry about having jazz on there like i just listen to jazz music oh sure i see i talked to sally i talked to sally about this like yesterday because i i i just started uh listening to the exact same song over and over again yesterday on the flight because i just felt down bad and it was kind of just bringing me to life and she's like are you curating for dylan what song uh it's called 17 going under by sam fender who was a recommendation to me from a buddy who said it's essentially northern england's uh bruce springsteen current day wow and i was like that's a good way to describe someone i'm gonna listen to this this guy's deep in the game yeah i want to walk the other day

listen to jazz while it's the bloody boss yeah dylan i was just trying to decompress do you what press i've got a question the taylor swift song that is probably the best song on that album is it karma that's my favorite i'm not i'm not ready to say it's the best but it's definitely it definitely bumps and i i have no issues with the melodies or the beat, any of that stuff. The lyrics a little bit Elite Daily headlining. Yeah, but I like... The only thing she's missing is breadcrumbing. Yeah.

Or what are the other things we used to get every other month on PGP? Some website would drop something. We'd have to cover it. Oh, yeah. Now it turns out guys are horseshoeing yeah why are these guys snorkeling these girls snorkeling sounds like something else yeah it's probably gross well bread will you urban dictionary what snorkeling means it's gotta mean something

bread crumbing was a thing yeah i think i think i understand bread crumbing actually makes sense to me like i i like a lot of those trends i'm like what people wouldn't do that people are weird but like when if someone was like oh yeah the bread coming i'm like i i could see them doing that hey i don't think you want me to read this okay perfect don't do that it is is very dirty. Dirty pop. I'm going to read it. No, no, no, no. Give us like...

Can you bleep the bad words? No, yeah, just give us a little bit. Just bleep the bad words. This maneuver is performed by placing your... Beep. Over the eyes of your partner, forming a mask. Okay, no one does this. Then the breathing apparatus is performed by placing the end of your...

Beep. Into the receiver's mouth. This maneuver is preferably performed in water. Okay. Water. There it is. Babe, fill up the bathtub. I bleeped out the naughty parts.

Thank you. Thank you for doing that. I feel like that's not a thing people were doing. Although, do you ever have the thought that if someone's thought of it, someone's done it? Yeah. So someone has doing that. I feel like that's not a thing people are doing. Although, do you ever have the thought of like, if someone's thought of it, someone's done it? Yeah. Yeah. So like someone has attempted that. Alternate definition. Okay.

Putting your bleep into someone's bleep and having your bleep bleep at the same time. Oh, I thought that too. Yeah. That makes sense. You get it, Dave? I don't know the double bleep. You got the visual? What's the double bleep?

I don't know. One was a noun. One was a noun. One was a verb. Getting your blank blanked at the same time. Got it? Getting your hair combed. Yes. It's a nice little cloth.

Getting your caricature painted or drawn, stenciled. Get it back. So that's snorkeling. Shout out to all the snorkelers out there i like snorkeling every once in a while on vacation it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fun you got just make sure to apply sunscreen to your back while doing i've never finished snorkeling and been like that was fucking it i've only i've only i've only done that once one time are you certified for scuba i will never scuba she's not certified you don't even know that it's an acronym

scuba what does it stand for self-contained underwater breathing apparatus wow dude he came with the receipts but this guy doesn't scuba i'm too scared to be like to trust technology while i'm you know 20 feet underwater so. Can't do it. It's not like super technological. Not doing it. More just like an apparatus. Hey, listen. I'm not doing it. Yeah, it's a self-contained apparatus.

Underwater. Breathing. Do you not know how to swim? I'm a fantastic swimmer. You're putting out don't know how to swim vibes right now. I'm going to say you're on scuba. Well, you're definitely not a certified. Certified swimmer? Just anything. Yeah yeah have you ever been certified in anything i don't know if i have the more i think about oh cpr certified at one point show us one cert you

have yeah i lay down and stop breathing and i'll bring you back to life no you're gonna probably try to snorkel me or something i wouldn't do that man you're trying to winnie peppercorn dave right now i see right through you i was fucked up of squints that was we got a mouthful of temporary teeth he's lucky social media didn't exist back then he would have gotten straight canceled what a swag did i ever talk about that i saw uh what's his name the ham yeah hambo ham at uh carve me and brett did i love seeing dudes from the sandlot at nice steakhouses and like

he was just there he was just there well famous people eat too i know but it was just we he looks like they're just like us he looks the exact same yeah he's he's got one of the most memorable faces in like television history yeah he gets it everywhere there's no getting around it no like you can't edit you're killing me smalls here's that daily you killed that thank you that was perfect you're killing me smalls also uh scientologist i believe oh really i thought about i thought about making a jaunt over to the uh scientology place when i was in California this weekend. You were in California.

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dan for lunch had a whole rotisserie chicken did you say one time it was yeah you're right it was more than it happened a few times but this one time i just remember he had a whole rotisserie chicken and then um a big thing of guacamole that he just bought from the store and he was just he was just eating rotisserie chicken and guacamole it honestly sounds kind of good great that's a great healthy uh lunch but it was just he looked like such a that's the kind of thing that you do when your wife's out of town and you're alone in your kitchen and you're like stoned or something oh yeah this is not something you do in the bullpen of your place of work we're talking like

20 how old was he at the time? 25, single Dan, just like, he was stuck on bulking mode. He woke up in bulk mode. Well, I think in that scenario that you just mentioned, I think I'm more likely to do a jerk chicken. Really? Really? Hit the Jessica Simpson.

You can just go down to Will Boats. I'm jerker certified podcaster oh certified jerker so how did why did people start following this guy and why did it become such a big deal when he hit 40 days an entire city unhinged this tweet and it's just it's just like they're down he's down at the port eating his 40th rotisserie chicken uh this twit this is from a guy mr salts with a z um who according to his bio he teaches a public school teacher and here's here's his thread it says crowd chanting eat that chicken cries of we need this we need this how bad how down bad is philadelphia right now uh he started this before like their playoff run he did did he do this for the playoffs like is this is this related to sports at all or is this just i mean this i think it's man he wanted to eat some chicken

i can already tell you that like a guy who's willing to eat a rotisserie chicken every single day like this guy is definitely an eagles fan mvp chants have begun what's he the mvp of eating rotisserie chickens just i think just life he did it the crowd rushes the field do you think do you think this guy has ever read a jackhammer okay from tfm oh yeah yeah i do jackhammer i do too i do too um it says i'm being told he did not finish but rather was struggling and the crowd rushed to support him i love this city so much it hurts i want to know what the inspiration for this was i need to know this is so many chickens imagine

imagine if like it before he did this you just just put 40 chickens in an enclosed area and said, you're going to eat all these. These are for you. What flavor do you guys roll with when you go get your rotisserie chickens from the supermarket? I feel like they're always very generically named. It's like, this one's bold. And I'm like, I don't know what that means. I forgot which kind there are. It's like peppered yeah yeah thanks there's pepper on this

if y'all had to do 40 days of eating something in the to-go section from a grocery store i think rotisserie is the move it's not a bad one i could it's not that much chicken i ate half of a chicken friday night it was fried, though. Tumble. Shout out. The place is good, man. I enjoy it. Sneaky good marks.

I won't give it 4.30 with my tummy burning. You guys have obviously heard the good news. We're getting a new restaurant on South Lamar next door to Matt's El Rancho at the old Maria's Taco Express. What is it? Hattie's. Hattie B's, baby. We getting that Nashville hot chicken. Can't wait.

I had not heard this yet. That's about a quarter mile down from us. Yeah, it's something. And I don't. You ever had this hot chicken, Dave? I've never had Hattie B's. Dude, Dave, I got some good news for you. It's hot, player.

It's so good. I saw some talk on the TL. I can't remember if it was one of Landry's buddies. Was it Booty Chatter? Saying that they think Nashville chicken's overrated. It's chicken. I mean, it's chicken. Hattie B's is like, it's really, really good.

I've had it in both Nashville and I had it in Las Vegas. I did it on the street in Nashville because it was so crowded. Couldn't get a spot in there. I did it in Vegas street in Nashville because it was so crowded. Couldn't get a spot in there. I did it in Vegas like last year, and I loved it. Vegas, baby. We're getting Bojangles. Or is that already here? Mr. Bojangles. The restaurant.

There's a Bojangles. There's a Bojangles in Austin, I think. I think it's like east side, far away. I don't know god watch media moves in one time and it's like everyone's trying to be on salamar not a big deal so uh so shut up um there's a new york times write up on this uh on this guy yeah he him getting the new york times treatment surprised me at 12 p.m on sunday at an abandoned pier along the delaware river a bearded man in a white sleeveless shirt sat at a makeshift table and stared intently at the plate as dozens gathered around they braced for gusts of wind in order to

cheer for him in the final stretch of his self-imposed challenge to devour 40 rotisserie in 40 days. I watched a documentary where this guy did 50 Ironmans in 50 days in 50 different states. Kind of the same wave here. Yeah. Pretty much did the same thing. The Iron Cowboy, I think his nickname is.

Who's the bigger hero? I will hear arguments from both sides. I don't know. I don't know if I could eat anything 40 days in a row. But I kind of want to sides. I don't know. I don't know if I could eat anything 40 days in a row, but I kind of want to try. I'm going to get really sick of chicken. Really sick.

Do you think he went same flavor the entire time? Nah, you got to get some variety in there, man. Do you think he had any dipping sauces at any point? Like, did he got some barbecue, maybe some ranch? Or maybe a tub of guacamole? To go along with it? Mr. Tominski, who was born in Rhode Island and moved to Philadelphia in 2014, has no personal brand or channel. He lost no bet and did not set out to make money, he said. He's just doing it for the love of the game.

He's just doing it for the love of rotisserie chicken. What a psycho. I love this guy. His chicken quest began with a sincere and almost existential sense of purpose. Much of the world is in pain, Mr. Tominski said, so we must do something that brings him pain to make others smile. Is he kind of hot? He looks like a good looking dude. Is he low-key a snack?

I haven't seen a good pic of him yet. But this pic where he's holding up the plate and everyone's erupting, that's a serious picture. He didn't have to do this. No, he just didn't. He certainly did not have to. No, but the city needed it. The city honestly does need it. Like, they're down bad right now.

Eh, Eagles are undefeated. Yeah, they got the Eagles still. Yeah, but they lost two championships in one day. They really did. It's not easy to do. They lost the MLS Cup and the World Series. Oh, I didn't realize they were in the MLS Cup. Yeah.

Yeesh. Yeah. That's tough. Not great. great they lost the heartbreaking fashion at least they got there uh yeah this guy is wow fairly anticipation trophy noted cuck over here i mean would you rather finish second place don't worry about he's not certified he's not a certified podcaster finish second place for 12 hey see pretty good, look, pretty good looking dude, huh? Yeah, honestly, like he might need to put a little work in on that mustache trim. Like it's a little uneven for me. But you got to be careful. Yeah, you can't, like, you don't eat an entire rotisserie chicken 40 days in a row with just like a fork and knife. You got to get sloppy with that thing.

You can't just have a mustache right there collecting all that. These videos are incredible. Good for him. Mr. Tomisky said, doing it felt worthwhile because the downsides from eating 40 chickens felt microscopic in comparison to what the world lives with and sees every day. Just some perspective, Dylan. Hey, this guy should go throw a rotisserie chicken at the Mona Lisa. And then glue his hand to the wall? Yeah. Which painting or, or i guess piece of artwork if you were protesting would you glue your hand to

like do you have one in like i'm going warhol probably you're going warhol okay he's kind of dope i'm gonna cut my ear off and tape it to a Van Gogh. Maybe a self-portrait of his. Please don't do that. Why? It'll affect your podcasting. I'm not going to take my mouth off. I'm going to go right up to the statue of David. And I'm going to glue my hand right there on his big old thigh.

Hell yeah. He's in very good shape. David? Hell yeah. Dude. He's hot. He doesn't skip anything Wow

Yeah Have you seen it? He's so proportional Not in person David I know you have That's why you asked me So you could just flex on us Were you wearing shorts

When you showed up? Got him It's in Florence right? I can't believe the guy Who's not certified Is in the machine The Davide It's what?

It's in the machine That was a Florence In the machine joke Is it in Florence? Is it really in Florence? Yeah I think they might Move it around move it around okay because i was gonna say like if i went to florence and didn't even know that it was there like didn't even have the the the wherewithal that's that's kind of sad i'm pretty sure that it's that's its home though ah the academia ah academia yeah it's it's it's it's worth it. It's cool.

I mean, it is. Is it true to scale? Like, is he really that tall? It's a big man. Yeah. They have a lot of fun. They have a lot of rowdiness, too. If you do it to a scale.

Are you doing Michael Bud Light's Ultimate Tailgater? He's definitely doing Michael Bud Light's Ultimate Tailgater right now. Okay. I don't know why you went there, but I it if you if you crack that door even the slightest bit i don't know boston i don't know the door was cracked well we'll correct it okay we actually have that sound effect if you really want it yeah it would have taken too long to do it so i thought i'd just raw dog it with my mouth okay you don't want to make it dirty man why are you still using that mug dude

when when you have the coffee that dribbles down that mug on the butt it's just so gross looking i'm literally never going to stop using it okay i feel like you've had a slight fall off in your mugs lately like people aren't sending you no no people aren't sending you as many need more mugs we got that jason one out there just ready to be used. Jason. Well, it's kind of out of season. What if you found out you were getting them, but we were just opening them and just taking them home?

Yeah. I let Fritz just throw them off our balcony. It's not cool, man. Hey, Dave, you played some golf. I don't want to ruin recapping this weekend at home, but you played some golf this weekend. I did. I got a package in the mail the other day and I was like oh cool some new uh golf joggers a premium jogger designed for the course signed me up tried them on sally looked me up and down she goes those look really good you

should just wear those out right now the fit's phenomenal turns out your boy looked hot yeah i got my i really liked them yeah and i like will said i played in them i was i was a little unsure because i was like playing you know a friend's club and i was like can i rock these they got the and he's like as long as they got belt loops and they did so it's like a golf jogger fits perfect and you can tuck in a shirt and have a belt and not look weird very sharp we are of course talking about the t-up tour jogger a premium jogger designed for the course it's perfect for the holiday season so get your holiday shopping done early at t-up store.com these things are comfortable they're like i don't i hesitate to use this word but

they're kind of like thick in a quality way not thick and like oh these are really thick like but like they just have a nice quality about them i have another pair of joggers that are way too thin yeah and i know what you're saying yeah and but i did i will say it did warm up significantly while we were out playing at no point was i regretting my decision these things are very breathable dude these things are made in fall river massachusetts they're lululemon quality but designed for golf they're great for golf trips you can wear to the course and to the bar. Sometimes I like to do both. Kind of a bad boy in that respect. But like Dave said, these have belt loops.

They got back pockets. They look like your, they don't look like your grandpa's golf pants, but they have everything you need in order to fit that bill. My grandpa wore some crazy ass golf pants. Really? Is he on that John Daly grind? I mean, he was on, no, it wasn't on the John day.

More like a Rodney Dangerfield caddy shack. I'm trying to play. I'm, it wasn't on the John Day. More like Rodney Dangerfield, Caddyshack. I'm trying to play. I'm trying to go low this weekend. You might catch your boy just straight up out in his tour joggers on Saturday. Wow, for that. I know. You guys want to come out and play with me? Sure, man.

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Kick his ass, Seabass. Kick his ass. Yeah, that's the move. Seabass said that. I've done Seabass over there. Can I ask you a question? I suppose, yeah. It's on a podcast.

Is Elon botching this? Kind of feels like it. Dude, it feels like this is backfiring on him. Because he is relentless. My TL is almost exclusively people either parodying Elon or just roasting him for just being so petulant. He's doing a lot on the TL. He would just lay low for a bit. He needs to take a page out of the lasagna book

and roll slowly and quietly. I don't know what you're doing. I think I know. I think you do know what I'm doing here. I wish you wouldn't have done that. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense. You're doing a lot. He's just opening up a lot to uh just a lot of criticism by just being doing

stupid things he's gonna lose a lot of money on this isn't he does he have buyer's remorse yes is he like fuck i own this fucking company now that everyone's on he spent 44 billion dollars on it like dude just go buy like do you think he financed it no he just cashed in his his cummies i think and bought it is he was he pretty invested in cummies no he's a doge guy through and through the world's most expensive yacht per this is 800 million dollars like why didn't he just go buy that instead he probably has a yacht actually he's not a yacht kind of guy, I don't think. I don't know. After he got roasted, he got body shamed.

I wasn't really a fan of that narrative. Doesn't he live in a double wide or something? No. He's full of shit. He claims that he doesn't have a residence, blah, blah, blah. It's all just tax shit. You know how it is. Don't ask Sergio about it.

What? Don't ask Sergio if he lives in Austin Oh right Because he's very clear And he does not like it Very put out by that question Very put out As he is

Maybe shielding assets I don't know That was the impression I got He didn't tell me that I just noticed he got a little testy With some reporters when he was in town What? tell me that yeah i just noticed he got a little testy with some reporters when he was in town what it was a good it was a a fun time when he announced it like if you now if you impersonate someone dude and it is not explicitly clear that you are a parody um then you're getting your shit

canned dude and this is like an hour after just for whatever reason like people just got together like all right we're just gonna mock this dude everybody's gonna change their name to elon musk and kathy griffin i think got her account suspended elon did have a that felt more personal to me i think he just has an issue with her you saw did you see a sick burn? She is pretty annoying. You said she was actually suspended for impersonating a comedian. That's terrible. That's terrible. Like he's,

he is never going to win over the generation younger than us. If he's saying that we have to put parody in our Twitter accounts, like that, it's just not happening, dude, this generation is not going to fuck with you. How do you feel about making the verified badge open to everyone for $8? I think they should maybe have two different badges.

I think they need to have a badge that verifies that people are like journalists, legitimate people, like things like that. And then you have a badge that's clearly like, oh, these people are just paying for this. But like there needs to be a divider between like people that need to actually have this badge. It's the original intent, I believe. Correct. I guess there's a purpose behind being verified. I shouldn't have one. But like I want people that should have them to have them.

Yeah. You're never going to get certified. That's weird. I actually have a checkmark, Dave. If you have to pay for it, will you not do it? I won't do it. I won't do it either. I don't think there's a scenario where I ever give money to Twitter.

I'm just not going to do it. Plus, it won't be cool anymore to have one. It's not cool now. It's definitely not cool. It's still kind of cool. So he's fired like... If you get a like or a follow from someone with a checkmark, you at least click on their profile to see who they are.

That happened to me yesterday, not to brag. Am I wrong? Let's see who it is. Yeah, I go to my tab, and it's just you guys interacting with my tweets, no one else. Yeah, pretty much. I forgot I changed my Twitter, Avi. That's jarring.

Add him on the Twitter. Add D. Carter Ruff on Twitter. Add DC Ruff on Instagram. Oh, yeah. add him on the twitter add decarter rough on twitter add dc rough on instagram oh uh yeah brandon deag football news editor at the score hit me with that follow double doink podcast let's fucking go brandon or brendan oh relax david sorry i know it's election season sorry it's midterms though dude, dude. Speaking of certified, certify these ballots? Do I need to study for these midterms?

Yeah, vote. Jesus. Voted too, man. Alright, let's go around the room. Who'd you vote for? I sent out a text that said, no line at this location, which was my backhanded way of telling you guys, yeah, I just voted. Shout out to votes. What? Weren't you saying you voted like two or three times yeah didn't you say you voted in la yeah i used fritz's uh like id card and stuff he's won how do you get one i got a plug if i don't need to

i don't need the social security card plug hit me up need one no i'm it just made me think i don't know where my social security card is uh mine uh got something spilled on it so it doesn't look very good i might need to get it replaced at some point if it ever becomes important i need a new driver's license photo i look like such a fucking weirdo in mine. I think you look very handsome in yours. Have you seen it? No, I haven't.

It's not good. I was just trying to gas you up, man. It sucks. No, I mean, I appreciate that, but let me tell you, it stinks. Want to hear a nightmare scenario? Yesterday, standing there, waiting for our Uber to arrive

to bring us to the airport, and I look at my wallet, and I think, my ID's not there. Uh-oh. I look at Sally, and I say, do you have my id in your purse she said no i said well we need to find this because i don't think they're going to let me on this plane nope in 40 minutes without an id went back up to the hotel room tore it apart with some random dude that worked at the hotel like was going through everything our suitcases were open in the lobby everything was just going badly finally sally opens up her purse about 10 minutes later guess what's in right there oh no the heart attack that i was having though and i went through it

someone once told me that they use their blue check mark to get onto a flight shut up and i was like sally that might be what i have to like it would not work they'll just take you in the back and interview you apparently i got to someone who hadn't uh who had no id and they'll take you in the back and interview my god i got onto a plane with a debit card but after like a full-on security thing it was a whole it was leaving new orleans i was probably like 24 and um not hung over anything right i know when i finally got on the plane i was the last person on they waited for me southwest i was wearing the same clothes from last night and i looked over my buddy grants and i just i for whatever reason

just go beep beep here comes a shit mobile and we still talk about to this day i was a shit mobile are you a certified shit mobile? At 24, got my... Did the lads erupt when he dropped that on you? No, no one liked me on that plane. Oh, okay. I held the plane up for at least eight minutes. Something, I know we're going to get to this weekend in fun, but on our flight to California,

they just landed us at a different airport and said we can get off if we want. Which I've never experienced that before. They're like, yeah, we can't land in burbank we're just gonna fly into lax and if you want to get off the plane you can we were like it didn't go on to burbank two hours later what the f we were like what's going on they ended up giving us vouchers for it as an apology i was like yeah sure how far away is burbank from lax short enough that uh you probably can't just go and go up in the air and go back down to burbank like i think you have to like go loop around and like do an actual flight it's very close in terms of how the crow flies so we ended up just getting an uber from lax and doing it very weird though i've never experienced

just them being like yeah we're just gonna go here you guys can get off here same city it's very normally don't give you that much freedom that's what i told selling it's like very controlled i was like they're gonna keep us in on this plane in lax for two hours until they uh finally bring us up to burbank to gavin newson man dad fucking yeah that way just in california we like hopped on the 405 instead of our uber yeah you're way less obnoxious than i thought you were gonna be coming back from california be honest with you well talk to my fucking agent dude it's this weekend in fun recapping time presented by our good friends and wilmont sponsors as well early bird Bird CBD. Welcome to Wilmont's. You guys know about Early Bird CBD.

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And I had like one big tooth hanging down. So Brittany stepped out to go hang out with friends. I couldn't because I looked like a doofus. Hillbilly? And it's just... It's really taking its toll on me. I'm like... It's like crushing my spirit. They told you not to eat Charlestonon my shoes they told you not to eat

charleston shoes with these new teeth because they're just gonna pop out i i've had um zero charleston shoes but i i have tried to eat food and it's very difficult to do that i've lost about four pounds so far since last week because i just i'm not eating very much it's suck it like it sucks uh i'm not on me to complain in't mean to complain. This is about fun. I get it. This is the least fun weekend. I did watch some football over the weekend. Okay.

My teams won. The teams I didn't want to win didn't win, so that was fun. That's big for you. That's huge, man. That's big for you. I pretty much just parked my ass at home and didn't do much. How many smoothies did you take down? A few smoothies.

Bay and i did have dinner last night together out a little place called bartlett's ever heard of it yeah it's good really good it was a pandemic staple that was the only time i stepped out all weekend man damn dylan down bad it's been it's been shit it's been shit anyway nightmare on dill's teeth i know and i don't my permanent ones are not getting um don't look at me i'm not supporting i'll get my permanent ones till december 1st so you got much more bitching to look at to look forward to oh good i was hoping i was hoping about that just get him just take him out i might is this how people who is this how everybody's

experience with this procedure i've heard from people um after i got this done that it's a pretty miserable process i think mine are a little bit more um fragile than others because my dentist left like i don't have like little nut he didn't fall my natural teeth down to little nubs nubs will he fought him down so it's it's better for when i get the permanent ones but worse for the temporaries because they're just like they just kind of stuck to it sucks man i'm like getting woozy i can't like i can't chew very well my nubs every bite i swallow it's like 80 chewed because i can't chew it all the way you gotta be careful dude you should just do you know how to like do you know how to give yourself like the heimlich if

you need to on like the back of a chair or something i need you to i need you to show us okay at some point just to make sure that you don't like show you just like you just fall on the chair like on your gut right so you don't want to get like you don't want to get like fried chicken for lunch today or anything like that oh no oh yeah you're very careful with what i eat oh that's a bummer it sucks have you what about a rotisserie chicken what about 40 of them yeah maybe you should intermittent intermittent fast for three weeks might just go on a cleanse while i'm doing this just to really capitalize on the opportunity i don't know man it it really sucks really. Really, really does. I hate it. Going back to Dennis today to get him rebonded again for the fourth time. You get that 2.30 appointment?

3.10. Damn. And I'm going back again tomorrow, actually. Are you ever going to 2.30? Thank God it's close. Dylan, I'm sorry, man. It sucks. I know.

Well, I mean, I asked for it. Well, God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. I appreciate that. I should probably be applauded for not making any jokes about that. Because I did come in here thinking I was going to bust your balls, but now it's way worse. And I'm so glad I didn't. Well, people are already applauding me for apologizing. I think it's within bounds to bust my balls over it yeah but it's an elected procedure i didn't realize this is going to be the case through the month like but thanksgiving i know i think i'm going to stop busting your balls because i don't there's going to be a point where you're so not done with us but you're done with the teeth part of it and

you just you just explode told you we had family portraits yesterday and i had like my teeth were as i as i told you cracked down the middle and like had fallen off i did call my dentist and he on his day off he went in he met me at the at his office to like redo them all again he's a real one anyway i don't want to do this i'm keeping my teeth forever but what'd that boy get into a little bit of a different weekend um no i actually had a very similar weekend minus the teeth thing uh watched uh watched some sports some sporting events uh watched some mavs basketball college football uh yesterday cowboys on a bye week i said you know what i'm not gonna sit in front of my tv all day definitely not gonna do that that's kind of what i did oh yeah as vikings

commanders i was like all right well fine i'll fucking do that saturday uh i got the invite to go play uh golf here in austin at uh played acc oh must be nice it was nice second time i played out there, the first time was media day. Y'all were there. Which, by the way... I think it's kind of an inferior conference at this point.

Okay. It's a certified joke. We, yeah, we did push carts for the front nine. Carts for the back. No, I didn't. But I did play

okay-ish for a guy who hadn't picked up a club in a month. Yeah, that's right. Making excuses. I enjoyed the push cart thing. It's been 15 years since I've played golf with a push cart. I have walked in recent memory, but just held my bag. The push cart's fun, man. It's kind of nice every once in a while.

It helped that we had absolute perfect crispy weather in the morning, like 55 when we got out there, so pullovers. Peeled those by like hole six or seven. Phenomenal. Phenomenal weather. Best weather day of the year thus far. I was jealous. It was fun.

Shout out to Ben for the invite. And then, yeah, man. We just kind of laid low. Hung out in the neighborhood quite a bit. The roadsman wanted to walk around outside. It's his new thing. You know the little vehicle you got him for his birthday? Oh, yeah.

He's a swag mobile. We officially got rid of the floor, so now he can propel it. He's Flintstoning it. He's Flintstoning it. I thought you meant the floor of your house. It's wild. The floor of the roof so now he can propel it he's flintstoning it he's flintstoning it oh i think that's like the floor of your house it's wild the floor gets sunday the thing about it is whereas when we were just pushing him when there was a floor we could push him at the speed that we wanted for going around and he's propelling himself much slower really really deliberate walks oh so he's not he's not drifting no uh and he did but

he did try to get out mid push uh at one point he tried to ghost ride it he tried to ghost ride his whip yeah but that thing uh he loves that thing he will he goes out in the garage dylan and he just he just sits in it and then cries when we were like dude we can't it's it's like nine o'clock i'd love to hear that. You remind him that Uncle D got on that? Yeah. That's you? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Uncle D. But Uncle DJ. Okay. Okay. I went to LA for a wedding. Had a blast. LA is a city. it's very weird sometimes okay um i can never tell what's real and what's not like at the wedding you could see over in the distance you could see

this castle looked like hogwarts i was like is that at the actual Hogwarts? Turns out it was the actual Hogwarts. They filmed that there? It's the one for, no, no. It's the one for the Universal Studios, like Harry Potter World. But it was kind of cool just seeing it off in the distance. Shout out Harry Potter World. Kind of wish I would have gone. No, we flew in on Thursday.

Did really nothing besides go out to Italian meals while we were there, which is kind of my MO lately. Did you mash that that card i didn't mash any pizza dave okay uh-uh um i did you know it doesn't roll over so i did uh hit some people with uh some clam pasta night one uh maybe a little papadele and then that next night your boy went chicken chicky chicky parm parm please don't say that ever again yeah he hit that chicky chicky parm parm button and uh it went dummy clam pasta big player in white lotus last night really yeah that's all i'm gonna say love it i'm in um i can't wait to watch it tonight and then uh yeah but it was pretty pretty relaxed weekend we had a wedding stuff to do all all weekend so we didn't really like do much besides just go to restaurants and hang out and catch up with friends did see Kumar of Harold and Kumar fab is he the one that was writing speeches

for Obama like he's in politics now it hard to say also saw Andy Garcia he's the guy from the uh who is he you know him you know him from uh the the classic godfather three is he an oceans 11 he's been in yes he's an oceans boy yeah gotcha very old school like cal pan kind of cool kind of cool yes kumar otherwise known as cal pan um yeah was a part of the obama administration as principal associate editor. So he's smart. Very cool. He's smart. Yeah, so, I mean, LA is a great place to go spend a weekend,

but I was ready to get home. I hopped on that flight, watched a little, I don't know. I watched the greatest beer run ever. You guys heard about this movie? No. Starring Zac Efron. Highly recommend. Really? Was not expecting to say this. ever you guys heard about this movie no starring zach efron highly recommend really was not

expecting to say this highly recommend i watched it on the plane ride there very much enjoyed it uh is this where he's all bulked up he is shredded in it but that's not part of the reason that's not part of the movie okay he does have just massive biceps at this point but surprisingly awesome movie definitely recommend seeing it on apple tv yeah then that just got full on some inches yesterday and called it a day why did you say it's so cockily i'm calling it a day cockily some inches yeah you know i did yeah i hit it with the verde dave you had enchiladas oh i got that very calm on top that does sound phenomenal i did get some double black beans as well oh i'm a double rice guy we should collab sometime

make it easier on the waiter weird move the double rice i love rice dave's a big white rice guy one of my favorite foods no i think you should start doing white rice reviews at like different restaurants in austin maybe i will it will. Maybe a little hint of jasmine. Let's get out of here. It's a fun one. It's been fun. It's been real. It's special. Kept my teeth in too. That was nice. Would have been a little funny if you did lose your teeth mid-episode, but I'm glad you didn't.

It'd be good content, sure. It would have been a good clip. Bye-bye