Circling Back - A Look at Rory's Masters Dinner Menu | Circling Back 3-18-26

Episode Date: March 18, 2026

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All right, we're back. It's a circling back podcast. It's Wednesday morning. My name is David. I see we got a Team USA footy jersey box right here. Is the jersey in there? Do we know? That would be weird.

What's going? Do we need the box there? Will's the one that put that there. Don't ask me. I'm not going to touch his box. But it's there. It's there. Yeah.

That doesn't really do much. There's only do much for me. The box itself? Yeah. No, it doesn't. But the true treasure lies inside. Or did. Just like your beautiful soul, David.

Don't fucking do that shit right now. I prefer your collective soul. Put collective soul, dude. You put them up against anybody. Put them up against anybody. Man, my hands are dry. Damn. Damn, I got these old man hands.

Ranald Trebaki. All right. Hi, Dave. I need some lotion. You want me go get you some lotion? Do you have some? I'll, my personal supply. Just produce the show.

Okay. Happy to be here, I guess. Happy Wednesday. Are you feeling better? I am feeling better, yeah. What'd you have for dinner last night? Rice, applesauce and some chicken noodle soup, yeah.

Okay. From where did you make it yourself? It was Progresso. From the can? From the can. Oh, God. Progresso. That's that real shit.

Okay. That's different. Okay. Very cool. Yeah, I think we're in the clear. You don't need the pillow for your tom-tom? No, if you listen to circling back on touching bass yesterday, if you hadn't, I was pretty down bad with some stomach. You're hugging a pillow the whole episode.

You need to go get on Patreon because what we did yesterday was a good podcast. Yeah, it was circling back back on touching bass, which kind of started out as us listening to old audio, old classic audio and just kind of commenting on it, mystery science theater style. But it ends up just kind of being a no rundown pod with the three of us plus Will the Freeze. And then like the last 20 minutes, we listen to the audio, which is good, by the way. There's some insane mica moments. Yeah. But yeah, yesterday was really good. No better way to support this little outfit we got going on here in Austin.

Dan being a Patreon subscriber. It greatly helps us. Check it out. It's worth it too. It's not just like it. You're going to like it. You're going to like the way it looks. I guarantee it.

Don't you, every. Went to my friend Mikey's last night. No cell phone tossing last night, which was a little bit. Was it brought up? A little bit disappointing. Yeah. Does he know it's become a recurring or a reoccurring segment on the show? I didn't want to take advantage of that bit that bet that he does because he was a little intoxicated and it would have been a, he would have taken his first L, I think. Especially since you can throw a cell phone 70 yards. Yeah, especially since I can throw a cell phone 70 yards. Anyway, my friend's wife, chain Zenz.

she does Zen just pop one after another. Couldn't be me. I'm a Lucy guy. And it's fucking wild. I'm a Lucy guy too. I haven't gotten around. I'm such a Lucy guy. I wouldn't have named the other brand.

But it's the only, it's the only female I know to do a nicotine pouch. Look at that. He changed his behavior just like that. She's just hammering them, man. Nice. The sixes, too. The real shit.

And he goes, you've hammered a few sixes in your day. And he, her husband, my buddy. Aw, dude. Keep going. He goes double deck with the sixes. He goes top and bottom at the same time. Sheesh, dude. You've been to the bottom a few sixes before.

Imagine how many Kansas in they go through as a couple. That's nuts. Do they have a healthy marriage? I believe so, yeah. That sounds like they would. They've got to send them to bond them. They're bonding over their... Nicotine addiction.

We don't have a read today, do we? No. Famously, nicotine is an addictive chemical. It is. We do note in this clinic. It is. It is. It's important to know that when you.

you try it when you try it out but we also encourage that you try lucy because it's the superior product added value not a formal read not not an actual read but i found that they're just hammering zins over there dan she get locked in what does she do for a living uh i don't know anymore actually you've lost touch i've lost touch no you're such a shit friend no i see her i see her around then we just don't talk work i don't know god that's all i talk dude like what do you make it you're just so dialed in how much money do you make now you're just always networking did you get promoted dave's always networking that's the thing about david stop don't in both no don't you're what you're doing is gonna set something off in him so i brandon brandon heard he was already doing it

before the show redden perked up when everyone hates it stop it i even hate it but yeah me and the missus had a great time in hovai you man Don't say Hawaii. Are you sure that's how it's pronounced? I've never heard anyone say that except for you. Well, you didn't talk to the local. So who told you this? Your girlfriend who's lived there for 10 months?

The tour guide. That's how the Hawaii is. I've definitely heard of pronounce that way. What's your tour guy? Was he a local, a native? Oh, yeah. You sure about that? His dad was a professional surfer.

All right, sick. Say no more. Maybe I can get my wife to do some nicotine pouches. I always offer a breaker to Chels as a joke. She just always turns it down. She needs to break her up with you. Whoa. I hope not.

We got a good thing going. Yeah, I know, but just the way you are sometimes. You're sweet gal. The way you're always just doing stuff. You do be doing stuff. You really do. I'm doing cool as shit, dude. Out and about, just doing St. Patty's Day-ish.

Did you have a creamy boys last night? I had three light beers that Mike, for he put green food coloring in them. Oh, it couldn't be me. I'm a make America healthy again. I'd rather just drink a beer. I'd rather have a beer. I'd rather have a beer.

Don't be putting food dye, am I ish? Isn't that a beer? I'm sorry? It was a beer, though. Yeah, it was a beer with food color. I'd rather just have a beer without the food coloring. It would trigger Dillon's like ADD or whatever that shit does, the coloring. Yeah.

I feel fine. I mean, I'm good. I just, I prefer it without. You have slightly hungover voice. It's a little lower. It's a tinge lower. I have like three domestics, man. That's it.

Over the span of three hours. So you are hammered. Yeah. No, I was totally fine. Totally. You always be doing stuff, man. Did you drive home? I drove home.

Yeah. Okay. Did you have a banana at least? Well, under the limit. Don't worry. Okay. There weren't even full pores. Hey man, next time, if that happens, I'll come pick you up.

Hey, you have my number. You can always call. When Mikey started making speech. You should have taken the driving crooner. Mike, Mikey started making speeches while standing around his kitchen island. People are going to want him on the show. I knew he was time to go. Here's the deal.

Dude, he's become such a main character of this show. I would love to know him on. Does he know? I don't think he knows that I talk about him. Does he know that he's not only the shirt guy? He's the cell phone guy. Now he's speeches guy. And he was wearing a full suit last night for some reason.

You reposted a pick. Yeah, I did. That's Mikey. If you want to see what Mikey looks like, he's, uh, go check my Instagram. At D. Schivery on the Grom. At me on the Grom. Very cool.

Good times, man. I got a good squad. Will's bringing me a sandwich from the other side deli today. I'm so excited. Really? I'm going with the chicken Philly again. It's a very good Philly. Even though it's chicken.

I know. I'm trying to, I'm not phasing out Red Me. eat, but I am trying to limit it. Why? A couple times a week. Just things. You put a steak in front of me, dog. It's going down the hatch.

Well, yeah, same, but I'm just trying to not eat it every night, every day. Trying to mix in some chicken and some pesco, some fish, some pesci. A little pesco. That's right. They're calling you. What else? Listener voicemails. Fun fact, we're moving it to the recording of it, at least to tomorrow, just for this week.

So you have another day to get your calls in 888-618-8-48-4-2. Just leave a voicemail. It can be about anything, really. Leave good ones. And make sure they're good. Okay. Yeah, don't come with that weak-ass shit. Don't come with the weak shit.

Get that weak shit out of here. I'm going to swat it to the third row. Next week is Greek week. What's that, Randy? That is fraternity and sorority stories. hazing, pledging, rush, I guess, parties. But I think we're thinking more like, you know, the pledgeship type stuff. Just fun stuff.

We don't want to hear about anybody, you know, falling off of a parking garage or something. Ross Bowling style. He jumped off. He was okay. He just got arrested shortly thereafter. But, you know, actually, we do want to hear about that. If that's, I do want to hear about. If everyone was okay, yeah.

Maybe we'll have Ross and Dan in. Ladies is hazers, too, by the way. God dang it This fucking thing Ladies is hazers too Is that thing gonna be a problem Do we need to just get rid of that We could do something

To let's cinch it down Keep it in place Gotta be away Just figure it out Otherwise I might make you and Randy Eat it over the course of the next few months Alright let's figure this out Randy I don't want to eat this thing with you

Oh we could just glue it We could do some Or we just we could just If like clues not the move Or it could just remain like a recurring problem Why don't you sit down there And that one doesn't work That would be weird, wouldn't it?

Didn't you know, Billy Bowen sit there? Yeah. When two people are on this thing, it really acts up. But I can manage it mostly by myself. If I'm going too deep on this, on this love seat, it's a problem. Email Dave at washedmedia.com with your Greek week stories for next week.

We'll play those on Tuesday. Read them on Tuesday. You can also leave a voicemail on the aforementioned pipeline 888618-8-48-4-22. Just be like, hey, calling for Greek week, or I got a frat story, or I got a sorority story. Or as Dylan would say, I've got a serrostitute story. I don't why you still call him that. I don't, I don't, I don't say that. You usually say I have a slam piece story.

I didn't even call them that. How is that even in your vocabulary at 42? You said that I used to take my slam piece to Sluttler. Slutler. Okay, that's a joke from yesterday. Slutler bitching... It's not sluttler pitching pot. It's so stupid.

No one goes to butler pigeon putt and sluts out. No, it's not where you go to look for... I don't even like saying that word, slut. It's so... It's mean, man. You say it all time. I don't say these things. If you're new here, Dave makes these things up on the reg.

I don't say any of this bad shit, man. Who's the one who brought it up? I'm wholesome, dog. I think it might have been Will. All I know is this. I slept great last night because I put my head down on my Lisa mattress. Ooh. Ooh. Every time I get in bed, I say this.

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I don't want to talk too much about it, but I was disappointed. Yeah, dude. What's up with that? What's the judgment? It's deal. That lineup can't get it. You can't put together a stronger lineup than that. The Bryce Harper moment was so sick.

It was so sick. He fucking pissed on that. I mean, it was just right down the pipe, no movement. It was a pee-pee job. He just whizzed on it. He just pissed on it. He whizzed all over it. Stunned around the bases, pointed to the flag.

Hell yeah. And then what happens? Next guy can't, doesn't have it. Doesn't have it. He walked that lead off bad things happen. Aaron Judge just disappears when it matters, man. I mean, you know, couldn't be my goat. He's not my goat, dude.

My goat's Adrian Beltrae. Not my goat's Otani, my current goat. He's the top of my goat rankings. Parks would agree. Does he know Tony that guy? Big Otney. Oh, that's great. Yeah.

He also loves Japanese culture, so it just kind of fits perfectly for him. Oh, Randy. Yeah. What's the word for a white boy like yourself who gets really into Japanese culture? Weeb. A weeb. He's flirting with weeb. status, yeah. Does he have a sword yet?

No, no. Why? No. But he wants to go to Japan. He loves sushi. He wants to go to Japan. Japan! He dabbles in anime stuff. He's watching that what's that one? Jiu-Jitsu Kizen? That one. He fucking knew. He watches that one. Yeah. He knew. You have Randy, man. I got to tell you something crazy. It has nothing to do with any of this.

I had to answer Will's text about food. So it's spring break. My sister's in, my sister and my niece are in Tulum for like a senior, a senior spring break trip, like all the girls from their grade. And my nephew, who's a freshman, this is absurd in high school, is stayed with my parents for a couple days. Okay. So he's like an athlete.

He's a great soccer player. I've heard about this, yeah. He's old varsity. That's fucking, so. Anyway, I'm just, I'm just bragging on him a little bit, but he's staying with my Parents, I FaceTime my parents last night with the kids. We'd do that a couple times a week. And like, there he is. Like, oh, hey, what's up, buddy? And, you know, he's ninth grade. He's, you know, ninth graders. I'm like, what are y'all going to do tonight? My dad's like, well, tomorrow and I have taken him to the MAVs game.

I'm like, nice. Then went to the Stars game last week. And dad's like, Penn's never seen Game of Thrones. So we're going to start watching. I'm going to watch the first episode with him. and in my head, I'm like, you are? And then like, hang up. And I'm like, I tell us, I'm like, I don't think that's a good idea. There's some pretty adult-th-themed stuff in that show. And, okay, I go to a list. I'm like, I don't really care.

It doesn't really, ninth grade, I don't care if he sees the violence and stuff. I guess that is a little bit older, yeah. But I texted my nephew. We don't have, like, the only other time in my life I've texted him was on this show to ask him what six, seven meant. Okay. Like last year. Okay. I texted him and I was like, hey, dude, I don't know if Game of Thrones, specifically this episode is something you want to watch with your grandpa.

Because isn't there a rape scene like two episodes in? Well, I mean, I was thinking more of like the sexual content, like even the consensual stuff, like mainly that. A lot of boobs. Yeah. But yeah. And I was just like, dude, I can't imagine watching anything. of that nature with a parent.

It's like when you're a kid and you're watching a movie with your parents and like there's a, even like a PG-13 sex scene. Yeah, and you're just like, oh. Oh, it's the worst, man. I don't think my dad realized

what he was doing it because my dad hasn't watched that show in 15 years. Even at 42 years old, if I was watching a sex scene with my dad, I would get uncomfortable. Yeah.

Yes. That's too much. I texted him. He just responded back. He said, too late. And I was like, Godspeed. Godspeed.

Luckily, maybe the first episode is not as bad as I'm remembering, but like, I don't know. Maybe it says something about our culture that, like, I'm more worried about that than the violence. Homegirl gets naked first episode, for sure. Tyrion's in a brothel, I think. Like, wakes up in a brothel or something. Calisi strips down by the little bath area. Yeah. If memory serves.

Cali. The water is much too hot. because she couldn't feel it because she was the dragon. Oh, wow. Is that in the first episode? I think so. Pretty sure, yeah. I don't even remember that.

That's what they call foreshadowing. I'll tell you what is in the first episode. Death Rockie Weddings. That's the second episode. That's as far as Will's gotten in the show. I thought it was only the first. I think it's the second. I told, I threatened Will that if you didn't bring the toilet paper in today,

there was going to be heck to pay. Yeah, you don't want to pay hack, man. Were you about to say death racky? Dothrakey? Did I thought you just say death racky? That rules. I think I said it weird, but they may as well be. Those guys are real killers.

Stone cold. Apparently, if not, if three people don't die, it's not a real Dothraki wedding. Dull affair. Oh. Will needs to get in here at that teepee. Tee for my bungal. You got one on deck or what? No, I'm just saying it just, we need it for morale.

We do. It's kind of dominating the zeitgeist of the office. What's up with this icing your balls to increase tea? Yeah, so this one comes to us from our good friends over at the Circling Back subreddit, and they found a post and shared it with the boys and said it might be fun to talk about, and I agree. This comes from the biohackers subreddit. 32 year old male his testosterone went from 350 to 850 after a year of icing his balls daily

and he's doing it for 15 minutes three to four times a day it does it over his over his undies so it's not it's not a direct ice to ball situation it's not a direct ice to ball situation he He tried this out because of the prevailing theory that heat like kills your sperm or something or like limit your sperm count. That is true. That is true. Like that. And he says it's extreme heat.

He says it's working. He says his sex drive is through the roof compared to before. Strengthen the gym is the best it's ever been. Way more energy and motivation. And honestly, way more powerful ejaculations than I remember having before. I don't want to hear about anyone's powerful ejects. No, no, you have my curiosity, no. What does that?

Just. How is he measuring that distance? He doesn't go in to say how he's measured. We need to know his modalities. It just feels, probably just feels like a more powerful one. Got a yardstick out there. Again, I don't know if he's measuring it. But would you try this?

Did it 15 minutes? No. Three to four times a day. That's commitment. That's a lot of ice in the balls. Oh, how many times a day, three to four? Three to four times a day, 15-minute sessions. No.

No, there's a, in the biohacking community and in the longevity community, there's a big contingent that when the, you know, the, the, the effects of sauna on longevity and health are proven. It's all there. But they will go as far as icing, having an ice pack on their balls whilst saunane to protect the balls from what you just described, the loss of sperm. or vitality or whatever it is, the motility of your sperm?

I don't know. Anyway, there are people who bring an ice pack and they sit on it. Like, they will slide it in. There might be even, there's probably at this point, even underwear made for that. Just for the 20 minutes or whatever,

they're in the sauna. They're icing them to protect them. I'm not one of those people. First of all, everybody knows, I'm not having kids anymore. He lost his balls. second of all like that's just a that's just a little far for me i'm not trying to bring in how so what i'm going to bring uh an ice to work in a cooler into the in my backpack to the gym and then when

it's time to go in there i'm going to just your lunch break you go sit in the car for 15 minutes with your ice pack no yeah well that too yeah but i'm not doing it while i'm in the sauna either right that's it'd be weird it would be weird don't yeah if other people are in there don't do that But anytime something like this happens, it's like, man, I don't know if just like Joe Schmoe on Reddit figured this, this biohack out when like we had, we don't know, we've known nothing about this before. What's the edit slash update? He just said that all the attention it's getting. He made the front page of Reddit. So he's like, whoa, this blew up.

One of those, you know. I made the front page of Reddit one time shot to me. Did you? It was a post of mine and somebody posted it. And it was like the top thing. It was a cool moment. I have two, a few times. I don't we do.

pretty much just saying if you guys are actually going to try it and get blood work done, DM me the results you want. Okay. That's bros helping bros. That's bros. That's dudes posting their Ws.

Yeah, I'm not going to try this, man. 350 is a low score. I think that's probably on the border of normal. Yeah, it's low. A50's high. 850s strong. Yeah. That's powerful ejaculation territory.

That's a serious man. Yeah. I just don't. But first of all, the only time I have, the only time I sit down outside of work is like after the kids go to bed, really. Like I'm not, I don't have 15 minutes to just go get an ice pack and just stay still. And this guy's different. Really? I mean, what do you, do you go home and just, it's just, it's just not in the car?

I guess I could do it in my car. No, what am I doing? I'm not even going to consider this. I would rather go, uh, take, um, I'd rather go to Costco and get their, uh, T's just, I'd rather go to Costco and get their, uh, boost whatever pills and do that of course brett says don't forget to stand up that's important as well yeah don't forget to stand sitting's easy to do when you have nothing going on what's so funny just fred make sure you stand up it's good for your your blood flow dude it was so it was so funny though because he said it so like sincerely and he was trying to share good covid covid era advice with

people. Well, you put this on the rundown. Will you commit to doing it? No, I will not. What's the point? Maybe some people out there would like to try it. Why don't you do it? Well, first of all, I don't know that this works. I mean, it's working for him, but it could be, this anecdotal evidence isn't enough for you? I would like, I would like it backed up by actual scientific. You want a double blind? Yeah, I want a scientific study. And then we'll, then we'll talk about it. You want to a scientific study. A cold plunge does the same thing. Yeah, I'm not getting a cold punch for 15 minutes. Especially not three to four times a day.

That's not good. It's just hard to find a cold plums throughout the day like that. Probably just easier ice or balls. Jake in the chat brings up a good point. Throw some zinc into there. How powerful can we get these ejaculations? You know. Zinc plus.

No one mentioned that power. That's too much. That's too much power. That's a loaded gun. Just shoot you backward through the drywall. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. It's like if you hold the fire hose, they just crank it and you just start flailing around.

You got to have two guys on the head of that hose, man. Yeah. Like a crazy daisy. What's a crazy daisy? It's a, it's a water. You hook it up to your hose, and it's just like a flower that, like, spits water around. It's for the kids.

You put it in the lawn, it just, like, sprays water on. It's like a sprinkler. All right. Do your impression on it. Okay. That was crazy daisy. I saw something. I was going to pick up sandwiches for the fan last night.

Saw something yesterday. I meant to text it. There's a guy on Brody Street, Spider-Man costume. Okay. Cowboy boots. Bluetooth speaker in hand. Cowboy hat, skateboard.

And he is showboating. No, he's skateboarding down Brody. To the point to where I'm going to make a right on William Cannon. There's a gas station there. There's a right turn lane. The opposite lane's turning so I couldn't make my right on red yet. He's in front of me. And he kind of skateboards out into the crosswalk.

And he's like fake webbing the cars as they turn. He's doing this. And he's got a Bluetooth speaker in the other hand. And he's just like, this guy's just clowning around. Was he playing? I couldn't hear where he's playing. I was scared to roll down my window because I didn't want to talk to them. But I was in an awkward position because he was in,

Literally, I was the next car to turn, but he was in front of me. Could you see his face? He had the full thing on. He had the full Spider-Man suit on. He's in front of me doing his web thing, and I'm like, I got to make it right turn on red, but also, like, I don't want to, like, honk at the guy, because I'm, I, this guy, I don't know what this guy's got going on. Did he web you?

No, he didn't web me. He may have webbed me after I turned. He finally moved. But I'm not kidding. He kind of went out into the middle of the intersection a little bit and was down, like, doing this at the cars. It's unbelievable. I know there's people out there in South Austin who have seen it.

And I was like, this is tip. This is classic South Austin. Hey, keep Austin weird. That's some weird shit, man. What was that somebody to do this? I don't know. Well, the new Spider-Man trailer just dropped today. So maybe he was getting prepared.

Look at rain. That's why we have them here. Cowboy hat. You said, cowboy hat or cowboy boots? Boots and I believe cowboy hat. Cowboy hat boots. Skateboard. I think the skateboard was like a,

may have been, I'm almost certain it had the little motor on it because he was really hauling up Brody. Those are kind of sick. Dave, I have a confession. That was me in the Spider-Man costume

that you got me for Rhodes' birthday. That is what I was thinking. That is some issue you'd be on. What was the payoff? You know, just living, man. I bet if you go search Austin subreddit, I bet you could find something on this.

I'll just see if I can find it. But yeah, if you've seen, seen that guy, let me know. You know, and I'm like right behind him, and I'm like looking at the other cars and they're all trying to not look at, they're all like looking down at their phones.

And I'm like, I'll say this? This guy. This guy's crazy. He's webbing the cars. Some weird shit out there, Dave. A person in full Spider-Man suit often accompanied by cowboy accessories has been spotted in Austin,

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He's got a bubble gun. Be careful with the gun. Yeah, this is a new one. So this is just him? I mean, this is the guy. I mean, he's spreading joy. Yeah, there's no payoff here. He made.

my day a little brighter. All right. He put a smile on my face and I haven't had a lot to smile about. He's not hurting anybody. Nothing in my life to smile about. That guy. No, he gives me a little joy when I see him. I wish he had a tip jar.

I'd slip a dime or a nickel in it. Yeah. Yeah, there he is. Was he wearing the vest too? Yeah, I think he had the vest on. Good for him. It's good to see all. Austin having some weird shit that's not like that's a pretty dope little bubble gun man yeah i don't

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We should probably do the master's menu. Okay. Here's the deal. We have not looked at it yet. We're going in blind. There was a minor spoiler in the TMD group chat, thanks to Micah and Landry. They didn't know. I have an idea of what's on there.

Brett has said that Rory's menu for the dinner, the Wednesday dinner, is will be my favorite of all time, which is crazy work. Crazy to say, given that we had Big Cat doing fajitas, we had Bubba doing chicken pressed. What a brick. But I know of one item on the menu because I saw a little bit of chatter. I know there's an elk slider on the menu. That's all I know, though. Without further, I do.

Pretend I can't see so well. This is from Rory McElroy. All right. Appetizers. Are you ready? Who wants to read it? Don't want to let you read it. First item, we have Peach and Rory.

ricotta flatbread with balsamic hot honey and basal let's go we have rock shrimp tempura with creamy spicy sauce rocked up we have bacon wrapped dates ooh yum with goat cheese and almonds i'm all over that and finally on the appetizer section we have grilled elk sliders caramelized onion jam roasted garlic aoli by far the best appetizers that have ever been done that's real real strong you are not i mean this has something for everybody i could feast i could feast just on the appetizers and be fine. Hey, where was the Grilled Elk Sliders in the app draft? I cannot believe those did not get drafted.

What was the one? No rock shrimp tempera. You guys, you guys brick this. Did you see? What was the one that I said? Dylan, was Dylan here for that? Or you were gone for that. Brandy, it was the guy mad that we didn't draft chicken want or wanton tacos.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wantan tacos. Yeah, we somehow missed that. All right, should we go to the first course? Hold on. What are you selecting if you can only get one of these? Ooh, only one? Assuming that there's going to be a heavy protein on the main course, I'm going to skip the elk sliders, even though I'm sure they're fantastic.

I will probably go bacon-wrap dates with goat cheese and almonds. That sounds lovely. I think I'm going on rock shrimp, tempura. I love tempura. That flatbread's going to go, too, though. I hate to leave out the peach and ricotta flat bread. You pull up with the ricote, homie can get it. Okay, okay.

Sure. Randy, what are you picking from the apps? I do love, I just had some shrimp tempura, and it was really good. Impira fox, dude. I got it. Man, I got to try the sliders. Okay. I love hot honey. I mean, all these are really good.

I love bacon, wrap dates. I'm going to try a little bit of everything. I'll be honest. I'm going to have all. I mean, I don't eat all. I'm going to fill up on the appetizers. Seriously, man. First course.

Hungly. All right. Let's go down the first course. One option here. Ooh, the carpach. Yellowfin tuna carpaccio with foie gras. Has that you say it? Forgras.

Let's ask Sam Taylor. Toasted baguette and chives. Dude, mind the gap. Keep calm. Fogra. The chive has a banksy. Is that duck liver? Fograa.

Isn't that what that is? It's truly unbelievably hard to say. I think it's duck liver. Better not be duck butter, I'll tell you that. Fadden liver of a duck or goose. Wow, look at the big brain on Dorn. How about that, y'all? French delicacy.

Main course. You didn't have to do that. You have a choice of Wagyu-fil-A mignon or seared salmon. No one's getting the salmon, unless you're just under your day for shit. You're not eating red meat. No one's getting that same. Yeah, I'm not going back to. tobacco fish. Hey, I got a question on the Carpachi. Where do you guys stand on the Carpaccio?

Thinly sliced. I like it. I do too. I like it. I really like it. I think it's like one of those things that I never, if it's if we ordered at a restaurant, it's because Alyssa orders it, but I always like it. That's a good light option before you get to the meat. I'm into it. By the way, this, the main course is served with traditional Irish champ. Don't know what that is. Saute Brussels sprouts. Sorry, Dave. Glazeeed Brussels. with brown butter, crispy, Vidalia onion onions.

Vidalia. What's a Vidalia onion ring? That's a Vidalia. Vidalia. You better watch your heart, bud. Irish Champ is a traditional comforting dish of creamy mashed potatoes mixed with chopped scallions,

butter, and milk. Look up them Vidalia onion rings. Paul's. This is Champ. Yeah, I could do with or without it. Yeah. I'll probably not. eating the champ.

I'm going to eat those if I dial your onion rings, though. You know that. Yeah, I'm very curious what the style of onion that is. And finally, for dessert, we have sticky toffee pudding with vanilla ice cream

and warm toffee sauce. Mmm. They just look like regular onion rings, to be honest. Let's look at the wines down there. Yeah, it's just an onion ring. It's just a fancy.

This is such a good menu, dude. I think Brett might be right. Can we have Randy pronounce the wine options? Yes, absolutely. Last time I tried for small business. Just try the top one. You got it. Try the top one.

I believe in you. Salon S. Brut. Les Mensure-sur-sur-Orglor champagne. It's a 2015, by the way. Then we have a 2022 domain la fayv. The batard montrachet. That's a burglary. Pulini.

Montrache, Burgundy. Is there tough? 1990, 1989? Oh, damn. 1990, Rothschild is different. This is a good, ish. We got a 1990, Chateau-Latif Rothschild. Pah, Poh.

Today, do you know? Paoli? Pauac. Pauac. Bordeaux. And then finally, in 1989, Chateau de Iquem. Sartorne Bordeaux Fuck man

I'll be afraid to order any of these Yeah That's why I'm not a wine guy This is fucking tough Do you order the Roth child You may not get what you want You may end up with something else Served in honor of Mr. Rory Meckle

I'm excited Even though like I won't I'll never hear anything else about this We won't know if it was like a banger They should have a follow up like how was it Like give me give me an interview They need to have an exit interview from that dinner. How was it?

One journalist out there. What hit real hard? What was a mess? Yeah. They need to have like one person out there and like everybody who leaves. It's like sell. They're all sauced up on that Bordeaux. Like give us something, you know.

Just give Freddie. Let's talk Freddie. Get Freddy out there. He'll riff for a minute. This is overall a major win. I think this is a great menu. I'm going to tell you, this is this. I don't know if it's my favorite, but it's at least.

my it's there may be something i like as much but this is the best i've heard since we've been doing this show you put this side by side by bub to bubba's menu it's it gets yammed on big time this is um this is nick and sams this is bob steak and chop house where where bubba's is uh fucking golden corral that's facts dude no offense to golden corral real chicken breast but what do you do in mac and cheese the best i like mac and cheese the best girl the best girl the next feller the best grilled chicken breast you're ever going to eat is a 7.5 out of 10. That's as good as it gets, because it's chicken bread. It has, it's sealing. It's white, it's white meat chicken. It's sealing. It's ceiling is 7.5. You're right. Whereas this, everything on this, it has the ability to go all the way.

That Wagyu Filet is going to hit. You know what would be a good segment? A, like, some kind of, like a bracket style of like this stuff, like the mass master's meals, or like a draft. How far back does this tradition go? Do you know? Oh, back to old Tom McKenzie Back in 1815 Back in the real racist era of this tournament I made up that name

I know you did I don't know I bet the boys were eating dinner back in a day though Yeah but you know there was a lot of formal like this I bet I don't know It's a cool tradition that they do It's pretty good

Of course I cannot verify this But from the chat I have the wine costs My husband looked up the wine costs Oh, that's great. The 2015 champagne is $1,326 per bottle. The 222 Burgundy is 2,371 per bottle. 1990 Bordeaux is 1,273, and then 1989 is $556.

So, yeah, the cheapest bottle wine is $556. A little rich for my blog. How many bottles are they going through? Because I mean, how many dudes attend this thing? It's a lot, right? I'm sure all the guys who were, like, still competitive. I bet there's guys who don't even drink any. Tuesday night, Monday night, when did they do this?

I thought it was Wednesday. I don't think it's right the night before the tournament. That would be dangerous. It says April 7th, or is that just the... Why am I thinking Wednesday? And the tournament kicks off what? I could just pull up a calendar and put... That's Tuesday.

You're right. Tuesday. Damn, it's coming up. You got to have a buffer day between the Bordeaux and the teeing off, you know, at 9 a.m. Yeah, because you never know what the carpatch. Yeah. Could give you car crotch. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. I'm hammering that Bordeaux. You know I am. Oh, yeah. They were calling me Anthony Bordeaux. Really? Yeah. I'll probably just ask if they have like a white claw or something.

You would, wouldn't you? Do you like red wine at all? No, I've tried it. I mean, I'm about champagne. It's a little sweeter. Okay. I don't know. See if they have any meed.

But if they put a $2,000 bottle in front of you, you're going to have some. I'm going to have some. Dude, I, if you, if you went there. and asked for me, they'd take you to Ike's Pond and we'd never see you again. Why is that significant? What happens at Ike's Pond? Why don't you inform the uninformed about that situation? They would walk you out there and pat you on the back.

Someone blew their brains out on the shores of Ike's Pond. That's why Dave's saying that. Clifford co-founder of a he was a big dog. Yeah. Also a troubled man. A troubled man. Not a good guy. That was one of the troubles

He wasn't a good guy Yeah No he wasn't a good guy at all Like at all look into it Also got his hair done at the barber Before doing it Did he? Yeah he went like from the barber

To Ike's pond He wanted to look fresh for his suey Yeah I think what you said is accurate You want to get lined up for that suey Yeah I mean you know Very racist man

Yeah, which is not cool at all Do you understand Randy? Do you understand why you're saying it's not cool? Is it clocking to you? Yeah. Sometimes I wonder if it's clocking. Racism isn't cool. Didn't someone do that like container bar too?

Like an FBI agent or something? Yeah, I don't know about the haircut part, but yeah. That did happen. That was like six or seven years ago. It was on the Austin subreddit, six, seven. And nothing ever happened. again and it was very weird a very weird story anyway cash look into it he was an fbi agent weird there's a number they were in they were doing i don't know i'm gonna find the deeds on

that we definitely talked about it that could be a good touching based i talked about it on a maybe on jakes on one of jakes pods um but i it's been brought up but i forgot about that good poll randy that'll do pig oh dude this is making me hungry i want some of those bacon wrap dates right now let's see how long it's the etia on daddy's lunch oh yeah every second that goes by that makes your lunch take longer to get here is also taking the toilet paper longer to get here so i hope you know that oh i hope it's a good point here's the deal i'm going to be waiting for my uh my lunch and my toes going to be point and west firmly.

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Let's go back to the subreddit, the postgrad problem subreddit. You might wonder, why are we bringing that up? Well, for two reasons. Postgrad problems was a blog, a website we used to run back at our old employer, back in the days of the previous pod touching base. And there's a subreddit. And it's since been, I don't know, we don't really do anything on there anymore. We never controlled it, but it was there.

And now we've got the circling back subreddit, which we mentioned earlier. Post grab problems. People go on there from time to time posting their actual problems, not knowing that postgrab problems as a satirical blog. And we have listeners who still patrol it. And when something gets posted there, they will give, I would say bad, not even bad advice, just like unhelpful answers to people's legit inquiries. Yeah. Mainly mixed up from circling back bits. Yeah, like someone's like talking about how they're not fulfilled in their career and they're thinking about a career change or moving like anyone else ever experienced this. And then something like, I don't know, maybe you should invest in Bluetooth speakers.

Or go buy some acreage out, out Pekus way. Sure. And it's stuff that's just, it's flat out not going to be helpful to what they're talking about. Randy, pull it up. I, 22 female, am struggling with my boyfriend, 23 male, wanting to join. a fraternity after college. After college. Interesting. She says, we recently got into a big argument about something that's been weighing on me. We've already graduated. Now he wants to join a frat. I've been having a hard time understanding and processing it. I know it's his decision, but I can't ignore how uneasy it makes me feel. It's giving her the ick is what she's saying. I think part of it is that I associate that environment with a lot of pressure, outside influence, and a lifestyle that feels very different from where we are right now. I'm worried it

can change him or impact our relationship dynamic. We've talked a lot about our future, so this feels bigger than just a random decision to me. He says it's for networking and career opportunities, which I'm trying to respect, but I still feel uncomfortable with the idea. I don't want to come across as uncontrolling or as controlling or unsupportive, but I also don't want to ignore my feelings. How can I communicate my concerns to him in a productive way? And how do I navigate this if our perspectives on it are very different?

First of all Imagine getting hazed by a 19-year-old You're a grown man And you're 23 Like starting your career Or trying to start your career Dude he just wants to network What part of that aren't you getting

He doesn't this guy probably Look male Loneliness Male friendship or lack thereof It doesn't just affect people Our age It can affect any male Anytime anywhere

And I think that's something you're not realizing So it's hitting him at a different time, a little bit early, but it's still hitting him. And he's looking to link. He's looking for brothers for life. Did he get some, did she get some helpful responses? What do you think? Guess, take a guess. Ooh, since it's the PGP subreddit, I'm going to say no.

First, first comment, the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Let that man grows network house. Mm-hmm. You want to deny your boyfriend brothers for life? And she said, yes. And then someone said, GDI behavior will not be tolerated or praised. Oh, that's really good.

Okay, I don't understand this one. Dorn still runs around the sorority houses in his 50s and does nose beers all the time. 23 is the perfect age to join a frat. Who's Dorn? I don't know who that is. You know what? The funniest thing about that comment is that Dillon's probably more upset that they put an apostrophe in there for the 50s. And then this guy said, isn't this the plot of old school? Correct. And then this one is really good. The only thing he's going to struggle with is not having enough co-boys to slam. Yeah. Listen, don't join a fraternity after you've graduated. Just don't freaking do it. Yeah. People are going to make fun of you. It's not going to be a cool situation. He just wants to frat, dude. He just grew. He had, why didn't he?

he'd do it while he was in school i don't know maybe like he was too locked in maybe he was dean's list and now he just wants to sit on the porch and just yell at girls walk into class there are other ways to expand your network no there's not there's not no about that we're going to join the the freemasons is that what you would do yeah maybe all right yeah i guess you could i mean joining a fret is why i'm sitting here right now yeah bro's life true you know you know GDI behavior will not be praised or tolerated. That's so true. It's just,

it's not something we're going to do. I'm not going to tolerate it. Get out of here, dude. You fucking Ged. This is so good. Can you even join? I feel like we had to be undergrad to join our fraternities. Well,

here's the deal. You can find some bottom tier one, like the one that you were in. No, here's the deal. We had a guy, I've told this 10 times, who went through playshade.

We just found I wasn't even enrolled. We had like, what? He dropped out. And he was like, okay, well. Yeah, there was a guy who went to a different, like he went to a community college nearby that was. That happens at UT. Yeah. Like, I know for a fact, there's ACC guys who joined UT for us.

That happens. Or at least they used to. I mean, no, this guy wasn't even in community college. This guy was just hanging. He was just fratting. Is he going to show up to pledge lineups and get hazed and get paddled? By teenagers? Like, this is fucking weird.

Some people were into that. I guess so. Not name of names. I do not like getting peddled by teenagers. Randy, are you being serious? I kind of spaced out. I was looking at the chat. I don't even know what you said.

No, you got it about right. You're pretty good. Okay. You got it. No, I do not like getting peddled by teenagers. Okay. You're never going to beat the allegations. I guess you've changed.

I don't think I've ever gotten peddled. Oh, we got paddled. There's nothing. Well, there's things worse, but if somebody edges you, hit you at that edge of that paddle goes right into your hamstring, sciatic nerve problems for years. I remember Hooker got, Hooker is somebody's name, by the way. He got edged.

He got edged by a paddle. And I was. It's not cool. I was right there when it happened. You think it's funny to get edged by a paddle? You think it's funny to watch your brothers for life in pain? I don't. Hey, we're brothers for life.

Do you want to deny your boyfriend, brothers for life? I swear I almost walked out right there. It was the first night of Pledge of it. I got to read this. People say better things the first night. Dude, I would never talk to you if we weren't in the same Pledge class. Might have gotten paddled once. We had a whole night around it.

The only time we have got. Okay. Sorry, go ahead. hydranal. Paddles were only for punishment and getting skunked. What is getting skunked? Getting skunked is if you lost zero to 21 in like bags or something, or you didn't score a single point. Oh, okay. I know, I know skunk. And then you had to do a run around the house where everyone

got to paddle you, paddle you, but you have to. Are you fully clothed? Nope. What? Yeah, touch every doorknob in the house. And you were totally naked? Uh, you know, maybe. Oh my God. We didn't do that shit. What the hell? That's also, weird shit. That's on some baseball. I just wouldn't play bags if that were the case. Yeah, I would probably avoid all yard games. I'm good.

I'm good on the yard games. I'll go mowed along. The thing is, as soon as you lose, you know that you're about to have to and just take off. Is this only for pledges or everybody? No, this is only for brothers. They wouldn't let the pledge to have the pledges do that. So guys who have already became members would have to get naked. Touch every door.

What if there was ladies at the party? that's unbecoming of a gentleman usually didn't happen at like parties and stuff because i know it was like playing you know if you got skunked in beer pong i think it was only like specifically bags just like a saturday afternoon at the house yeah it sounds like an awesome party i think i would have joined a different one yeah i might yeah wait aren't you the guys that get naked and paddle each other when you get skunked in bags yeah that's us oh no i'm so bad at this game i hope i don't get skunked It rarely happened.

But if you heard we got a skunk, like everyone started like just running to go. Everyone ran to get their paddles. I mean, that's that's way worse than like at seventh grade and your buddy farts and you're like, well, now we're going to punch you to you touch a doorknob. Yeah, I'd much rather that. I'd rather rather get punched. We're going to, we're going to all punch you in the back. It's going to hurt because you passed gas. Randy, that's kind of weird, dog.

Didn't say safety. There's nothing like just sitting in a room watching TV with boys and then you hear, we got. got a skunk and then grab the paddles and go it's like that have you seen that prince harry video where he was being interviewed in his uh military it was pretty much like that it was exactly like that exactly like that that's a funny video so uh follow up says yeah op failed to mention her boyfriend's in grad school and wants to join a frat for older students whatever that is some important context. Yeah, that's the context I would have provided in my post. Yeah. Whatever. No, this dude's just trying to join a fred. There's people in the chat saying that the naked lap is, uh, is normal.

Sure. At least too. It's one of your fraternity brothers saying that. Hey, call it a Greek week. Yeah. Calling the Greek week. Tell us more about it. I'd be covered up with my Lola blanket because it's so comfortable. That's exactly where I would go. Do we have Lisa and Lola Blanket on the same Same show. I can imagine that combination. I love my Lola Blanket. This show is brought to you by Lola Blankets. It's part of my wind down ritual.

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I haven't heard Afro Man. You know Afro Man is. Yeah, I haven't heard that name in a very long time. Well, Afro Man, back in like 2022, his home was raided by police while he was gone. And it was based on a warrant that said there's some kidnapping going on and some drug trafficking based on an anonymous tip. Serious felonies. They found nothing.

No evidence of this when they raided the home. It was clearly like, I don't know if somebody was just trying to get Afro Man in trouble, if he's got some enemies out there or what? But Afro Man, no charges were filed. as a result of this afro man made a music video uh called uh lemon pound cake are you familiar with lemon pound cake the uh the cake i am this is a reference to his home security that uh recorded a lot of the raid because it was running was there some cake on the countertop that the that uh just you explain you're absolutely

right there was some cake on the countertop that the the cops were i and he made a whole music video, which is basically a discract to the police department who raided his home who while whilst raiding his home flipped off the camera, they cut his security camera cord.

What the hell? Also took $4,000 during the raid as possible evidence. And we're just goofing the whole time. And he did basically a video about this. And he calls out the officers

by name, mox them. The police officers sued for defamation. Basically saying a number of things that they're experiencing emotional distress. They were painted in a false likeness or in a false, under a false light, and

that Afro-Man allegedly, they're saying, use their name and image and likeness illegally to capitalize commercially with his music video. I have a legal question real quick. Is there any legal recourse for a raid like that that turns up nothing? No, not really. He actually did try to

counter sue and it was dismissed. Okay. No, typically no. There are some civil rights claims out there. If something was done, I don't know if the standards maliciously or whatever under false pretenses or whatever, but no, I mean, basically not in this case. They were acting upon an anonymous this tip and a judge felt it reached the point of probable cause and they were allowed to go execute the search warrant and they found nothing other than cash, $4,000 cash, which that's not crazy to have $4,000 cash in your home. Lemon pound cake. I won't tell you how much I have at my home because I don't discuss my finances publicly,

but there is cash in my home. Wow. Also cryptocurrency. You keep crypto at your home. I smoke it. Okay. Do we have a video of his music video? Well, here's part of it.

Yes, we could pull up the music video. It's really cheaply done. And the music video is entirely his home security footage and concert footage of him performing the song. So we can do that. And then we need to watch this officer get cross-examined. This is lemon pound cake. I'm going to tell you right now, this song isn't great.

Expectations are very low. It seemed like he wrote it quickly. A little sound there. The Adams County Sheriff. He's very afro man. They broke his door and his gate. They found no kidnapping victims. Just some lemon pound cake.

Mama's limine. The sheriff wanted to put down his gun. He's blinked up, man. This is incredible. Limit pound cake pound cake Just on the boardwalk It's under the boardwalk

Yeah The way he looks at the cake Is hilarious Okay, Okay, maybe this is better than I gave it Okay, maybe this is better than I gave it credit for The crowd loves it. Okay, pause it.

Kind of jump forward. I want to see if it... How do these people know the lyrics? I'm sure that like this... This is a carefully curated audience of... Okay. I want to see if there's more... Well, there's multiple officers who are part of this lawsuit.

And so on Instagram, I've been getting served these reels of like the officers, like getting to pose and stuff. like they're getting emotional because like they're basically getting like it's kind of sad because their kids are getting bullied because of the song or getting made fun of but like um also it's like i this this has no this guy's taking this is a bad lawsuit this is so stupid this is so stupid but watch this is kind of funny. call you a son of a bitch that would be an opinion that would be an opinion because there's no way we can prove whether you're a son of dish or not she's been dead for years Okay.

But you would agree, though, that when someone calls someone in some of the bitch, it's not necessarily a statement of fact, it's more a statement of opinion or a description of a person. Sure. Same thing with being called, I think it's a gomer pile. Okay, yes. No one would think you're going to file from the movie. Obviously, that's a character in a movie. But you're not that person.

They sound stupid, but you've been a lot of. enforcement officer for a long time, correct? Yes. You've been called many derogatory names, correct? Over the years, yes. You've been called the son of a bitch before, correct? Not published, but yes. You've been called other things even worse, correct?

I'm sure over the years I've been called many things. You're fair to say that during those years, people probably said bad things about you and your family also? You know, I honestly can't remember bad things being said to my family, but I can remember bad things being done to them. Do you believe everything you read on the Internet? No. You believe everything you read the newspaper?

No. You probably tell your kids, don't listen to... Oh, yeah, you don't have to play a razz. What a wasted resources. So this is, I believe, what they call it, the dry sand effect, where all they've done by filing this lawsuit and fighting it is have more and more people. Yeah. Like, the video that Randy pulled up has over a million views on YouTube.

And now, and I would imagine a lot of those are in the... the last couple weeks since his trial's been underway. Yeah, there's more defaming being done after the fact. Well, and another thing Afro-Man's doing is he's continuing to like, he's done more songs. He's done more. There's a song very specifically titled like, please fix my gate because they broke his gate. They kicked his door down. They kicked his door down.

Also, guns drawn. Yeah. You know, in many ways, like, if you're just like a random cop and they're like we got to go on this raid there's and you don't know anything about afro man like we gotta go on this raid drug trafficking people are being kidnapping okay you go in there you're like well this is serious shit very serious allegations then you get in there and you're like okay there's nothing here and then you find out it was afro man and now you're getting put on that you know you're in the song you're like oh come on tough scene but uh i will say it's a fun day back at the precinct though you know it's like dude you see guys you guys see the shit. Well, that's the thing. Like, they clearly, like a bunch of the cops clearly knew, like, who's home they were going to. I mean, I'm assuming this community that he's in, I don't know where is this, like, around the Cincinnati area maybe. Like, they knew, they know, oh, yeah, Afro man lives in town. Yeah, he's, uh, because I got high guy song. Yeah. And, uh, they probably

having some fun with it. And yeah, it's funny. Uh, because a lot of the, the, the lawyer, his lawyer, who's doing the examination here's kind of, he's getting some real Instagrammable. He knows how silly this all it is. Yeah, so check it out if you haven't. Shout out to Afro. Shout out to Afro, man. First Amendment activist.

Let's go. All right, well, that's all I got. Anybody got anything else? Yeah, this is a good show. I enjoyed it. Okay. You have to call no skunk if you don't want to get skunked before the game, so you can still play.

What is that? He's still defending the skunk. What does that mean? It just means if you do lose zero to 21, then you don't have to do a run. But if you forget it... There should be a punishment for that. You have to call it at the very beginning of the game.

If you forget to... If you forget before the first point you scored... You got to lock it in. Yeah, you got to lock it in beforehand. If you don't, then it's like, oh. And it's like... It's like 18 to zero, and people start this...

The word starts getting out like, hey, we got potential skunk going on. Oh. I told you all the story about... There's another Mikey one. We were in Houston at a bar real late at night and he bet my friend Jared a bag's game $100 a bag and Michael won 21 to zero

21 to zero he owed him $2,100. This is a long time ago like before they had like established jobs and that was a shit ton of money. Did he pay him? All right. So what happened was Jared asked if he could knock like $1,000 off of his off of the total if he could, if Michael would punch him in the face as hard as he could. And so we're in this bar, and Michael agreed to it. And Jared took a bunch of napkins, and he bit down real hard.

And Michael was about to punch him in the face. And the bounce of the bar, goes, guys, we're not doing this. We're not going to punch your friend here. Please leave. And so that part didn't happen. They settled for an undisclosed amount. And they had not told us the terms of that settlement. So he did pay him, but it wasn't $2,100.

hundred bucks. He's got to punt him in the face. Wasn't there a putting green story too? Didn't somebody drain like at a wedding like a hundred foot put? When I married Dallas, it was we got married at Austin Country Club and they there was a thousand dollar bet. This was Adams though. Okay.

He was the one putting and he, and he, wait, he had a hundred dollar bet with like 10 different people and he missed the pot and paid up. How far was it? I missed it because I was, I think I was doing pictures at the time, but it was like, I think he had three chances and it was like 25 feet or something like that. Okay. Yeah. My friends, they like to, they like to wager over a really stupid shit.

Can't get Skellington bags like that. 21. It was funny because we were all watching like, oh, this is a serious game. Like someone's going to have to owe like three, 400 bucks. And then it just got uglier and uglier. And we were all just like, oh, fuck, this is not good. Like it took the fun out of everything. We'll see you tomorrow.

Bye.