Circling Back - A Major Announcement | Circling Back 3-26-26

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

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All right, we're back. Well, I'm back. Randy's here, too. Circling Back podcast. Just the Dave and Randy show today. Just an empty chair. Oh, good. Daddy's back.

Daddy's back. Take it a half day? Daddy's back. Sorry. I forgot the old lapie in the bullpen. We're back in business. You look disheveled. It's the way your shirt's sitting.

Oh, I was going to use my intro to promote this shirt. it's great in our promo code it's just looking doesn't it not look a little disheveled to fix it for me i was going to use my intro to promote my shorts that dave apparently no don't use usually your girl fixes this for me but she's not here if you want to do it well she's a strong woman so yeah i'm a strong man do that that fucking platinum bonus content you posted was unbelievable on instagram yeah for my platinum level followers i viewed it from my account at D. Shivery. Well, I'm, yeah, well, thank you for following me.

Thank you for being a premium follower of me on Instagram. Not everyone's going to get to see it. Only those who are platinum level. But I'm Dave. Welcome. This is Circling Back podcast. Shout out to everybody who's here. Shout out to everybody who found us through Newsmax.

Newsmax. Producer Randy's here. Hello, David. How are you doing today? What was that you did with your hand? I didn't do anything with my hand. I'm just excited for a good, clean game of basketball between me and Dylan. Well, you're not playing, are you?

Well, is that why you're wearing your gym clothes? Dave, for some reason, is mad at my outfit. I'm wearing, I'm wearing, I'm wearing a graphic t-shirt that says Purdue and shorts. And this is like Dave's, like, typical outfit is just shorts and a t-shirt. Oh, dude. That's not actually accurate. If I were to go back and watch, go back and look at the previous shows. No, no, no.

I don't know. You switch the pants ever since we got the new studio. He's a pants boy. Because you wanted to not show thigh anymore. But before that, you were a shorts boy. I miss Dave Thigh. Yeah, so this is my typical outfit, you know, because we just got the studio like, what, a year and a half ago, two years ago?

This setup? Less than a year. Facts? I think we started. Either way, man. Either way, dude. The way Randy's like, I got retail therapy today. I got to dress up.

He comes in here with that thing, tuted it up. Yeah. And then Randy and I got this lunch, Randy badgers me all week, two weeks prior. Like, where do you want to go to lunch next week? That's not true. I've been saying where I want to go to lunch and then you won't let us go to the place I want to go to. No, we're going to go. What does that thing tuted up mean?

I don't know, man. You tell me, dude. You're the buddy who has this thing toot it up in that photo. The thing, tuted up. Let's go to Urban. Maybe they have something on it. We haven't gone to Urban Dictionary in a while. Yeah, dude.

All right. Let's see. Based on common urban slang and usage, the phrase that thing tewed it up generally refers to a person's buttocks being prominently displayed, pushed out, or accentuated, often in a sexualized or appreciative context. So good. I might just know. I'm going to ask me not to use that a lot. lot. Randy's here producing. Yes, I'm excited for today. I'm, I'm hoping Purdue wins. I'm hoping my team advances. But if not, I'm happy that the Longhorns are going to advance.

Let's go to Sportsball. Dude, Purdue's going to win. They're the better team. Let's go to Longhorn. Just because Purdue's the better team does not mean that they have won in the past. They're just happy there to be in this game. Purdue has been the better team multiple times and has lost multiple times. House money, man. Let's go to Ohos. Not to watch the game, but just for lunch. Not going to O-Hos. Yeah, you're definitely not going on those shorts. These are nice shorts. They are nice shorts. I'm just saying

I don't know if they're O-Hos compliant. They're moisture-wicking. I wouldn't be wearing those at O-HOS. No, dude, that thing's going to be to-doed- Oh. Yeah. Here he is, rocking that. Have they even released that shirt yet? I don't know. This is that new

Roeback, John. Dude, you could have given people 100 guesses. They would have never guess rowback. What's the code? What's the code? it's 20, L-U-T-E-S-20 for 20% off. It is so comfortable. I had this in a couple different colors, by the way. It is so freaking comfortable, and obviously it looks great. I mean, obviously. It's nice that you came in today. I won't say you're dressed up, but you look like you could go to, if we had drinks scheduled with a prominent agency or something, you wore that, they would be like, oh, yeah, this guy didn't try too hard. But all.

Also, like he cares, this guy respects himself and us. Serious podcasting man. He's a serious man. Yeah. I think so. And maybe we're going to go viral today with a clip and I'm going to, I'm going to be wearing this and that clip, you know? Smart.

Yeah. As opposed to the time we went viral and you had the newsboy cap on. No, we went, we never, we've gotten viral with that. You definitely did pretty well. We had a good one and you're like, I got to stop. It was Kenny Keel was talking about what day of the week you like to have. And I had the stupid hat on. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. You haven't been wearing it lately. It's because after that clip. There's only been one cold cold cold where I missed. I missed with that hat. So you need to calm down, dude. I'm relaxed, dude. I don't know, man.

I hit a little cardio sauna. Yeah, I can tell you didn't lift. I didn't. I lived it yesterday, though. You're not part of the freaking hybrid boys all jacked up, looking hot. Because I'm a high name, my... What you think about their shorts? That ship's sale, dude.

I'll never be a hybrid boy. It's not too late, dude. You actually gave me your hybrid. I was missing in my golf bag, so thank you. Did I really? Yeah. Have you ever hit it? Yeah.

I'm actually decent with it. Not well. Usually, but the last time I went out, I was not. My three wood and my hybrid just cannot... I could not hit more than 50 yards. I don't know what the fuck was going. I was topping it every single time. You'd probably look at up.

That ain't it, man. Yeah, probably. That ain't it, dog. Probably that thing, toot it up. Yeah. You're just staying way too tuted. That's what it was. We recorded listener voicemails, and they're going to drop tomorrow, and you're going to like them.

And I'm going to get, you know what, I might get ahead something right now. I use the word hate. I don't hate Dick Fidel. I just do not enjoy him. I will get ahead of him. You put it on record. I use the word hate. I should not have used the word hate.

I just really don't find him enjoyable at all. My mom would be proud of that. She hate, she says, don't have a. use the word. Yeah. Mom, I hate some things. I'm sorry. I thought about it and it was like, you know,

hate was way too strong. Way too strong. Okay. You're back pedal a little bit and it's a good back pedal. I still don't enjoy them. I enjoy them. That's respectable, baby. The dookies.

The Perdukies. But listen to tomorrow's voicemails to hear more about it. You know, you're getting out in front of it. People are really excited to hear that voicemail episode now. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, well, I got to listen radio. I hear this.

Yeah. I mean, last week we had fucking guy producing who was talking about getting sloppy at the swingers club. And this week we got a guy who hates Dick Fidel. God, this show is going on.

You know, it is negativity week, though. Yeah, that is true. Tomorrow is a lot of negativity. It's better for the algorithm, baby. It grows the show. That's good, dude. It does. That's good.

It hurts no. buddy. Well, no, you probably heard Dickie Vee's his family if they're listening. Yeah. He's a survivor. So, way to go, Randy.

Oh, way to go, dude. Way to go Randy insensitive. Stupid. Do you all know who's on the call tonight for that game? No clue. I don't pay attention to that shit.

Yeah. You just show, you're going to watch it either way, right? Yeah. Dude, y'all are going to be in the electric chair. Both y'all hot seat. Straight up. You're going to come up here and watch it.

I'm going to have Texas OU baseball on my phone. I'm going to go double barrels with it. No, would you just put it? That's too much. Not for me, dog. Is this sort of, it's a series. It's a three-game series. It's a top-10 matchup.

What do you want from me? I don't know. I mean, yeah, okay. It's not egregious, but it's like, come on. It's an ATX full. Okay, don't say that. Just like the hybrid boys. Yeah.

Yeah, they were here. They took the trail by storm. It's true. We still doing announcements? I'm going to pump thick. If you're in the chat right now. I'm going to whip your at one of them like an army rangers. Oh, yeah.

One was like a. I got down strength. I was just saying if you're in the chat and you haven't voted in the suite 16, go ahead and vote. It's at the link. It's at the beginning of the chat. And also, do you know it on next Tuesday? I'm going to be working on it all of tomorrow. So we don't need a guest for, oh, we're recording it Monday.

We're recording it Monday. That's right. I also, I couldn't do it without Dylan. Mm-hmm. He might be producing. I don't know. I haven't checked who's in the hot seat. I have a big announcement later, and that'll explain why I won't be here next week.

You've been practicing for, do you know it? You've been studying. Yeah, I've been going through all the music. You've been, you've leveraged Claude. You punched in, you put in every episode. and said, what's most likely to be the next set of questions? Claude spit out some stuff, and you've been... I started with the first music ever release,

and I've just been going through it and catching up to a modern day. It's taking a very long time. It's all right. Find a way. Yeah. Get better each day. I can help you out there with some... I usually just do 1990 through, like, current days.

You should tip me off... You don't need to do... Everything. You should handicap me. You should tip me off to the... No. That's not integrity. For you to even think about that,

it might make me want to give you a negative integrity point to start if you're yeah that's a great point it's like in golf you know you get pops i need pops i need music pops dave's getting integrity point for something i can't remember i said i said it last week he said something he was being very because i pulled up with that thing tooted up yeah yeah yeah anyone remembers let me know in the chat why i said dave's getting integrity point but you are you're starting with one point dave i don't i don't remember why either but it was something it was something uh hit our newsletter up wash dot substack.com.

Oh, yeah. That's going to drop tomorrow. It'll be in your inbox on your, your computer. Mm-hmm. Or your phone. Or your tablet. Tablet as well.

Whatever device, maybe your watch. You ever read emails on your watch? No. Okay. You could, though, if you want it to. Yeah, I think it can be done. It's just a small screen, you know. What's so funny?

What do you got, huh? What's the chat? doing. People in the chat want me to do a twirl and they say they're not going to vote in bad madness unless I do a twirl. Right here. Get in front of the camera right here. Come around here. They don't see that thing. I'll do a twirl for the people. It's a visual show. This is what you guys are missing live. They won't listen, watching live. They want thing to confirmation. Well, you just said something funny to the group. It says fantasy football punishment. Show them that thing. This is from at cumweiser. Like Budweiser. Uh-huh.

Fantasy football punishment. Call in an amber alert on your own car. Drive around until you get pulled over. This is the worst idea. Don't waste resources like that. Don't do that. There you go. I gave everyone to twirl.

Everyone in the state gets a text. That's so stupid. Not a text, but the loud alarm thing. Didn't you say you wish that they didn't do it? that? Didn't you turn it off? No, I did not say that. I didn't, no, I didn't turn it all. Randy said he hated that. But it's like, oh, there's an abduction in Brownsville, Texas. Like, I'm just not anywhere close, you know? Okay. What if they've driven north? Right. I don't, you know, it's, it doesn't, hasn't applied to me yet, but I'm glad I get them.

Okay. Sorry, Amber. Sorry, I work with a couple guys who don't respect. Oh, my God. When the hell did I I don't say I didn't respect it. I don't know what you said, dude. He gets put off by those. I did enjoy, like, the meme that was like Amber Alerts treating them like bounties in Call of Duty where it's like you just get your boys like, all right, let's go find this fucker.

It's like John Wick. Let's go find this fucker. What's the hotel at John Wick? I don't know. The one with the coins. Yeah. No fighting on the property grounds. I don't think I ever got a bounty in Call of Duty.

They always just killed me when I found them. got you and they're like no I'm ready for you all right all right then we just do it the easy way

or the hard way yeah a bit madness today sweet 16 so yeah after this episode we'll be posting

I'll maybe even try to put it in the description of today's episode but check out on the socials I'll be promoting it all weekend too because this will be the last round of voting and we'll be doing like the lead eight final four and champion will all be even one voting thing where you kind of like continue to pick who your champion is so if you're looking out

for that Monday will be those rounds and we'll have a champion on Monday I'm getting a lot of buzz on my the premium content I posted to at DC Rough on Instagram only platinum level followers can even see and if you are then awesome if you're not I'm not mad at you but maybe look at upgrade I know we ask a lot of y'all but is it too much to ask you that you become a platinum level follower of me on Instagram? I'm subscribed. Don't look at me. You might see me rocking my Fair Harbor, y'all.

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Can I interest you in this? I have two items I'm going to present. Okay. I'll open it up to Randy too. Sure, thanks. I can't wait to find out if I'm interested in this. And Randy, I believe I've sent you both links. Yes, I have them right here.

The first one I will present. And Dylan, you're probably aware. But if you're not watching it, it is a visual show. But it says photographer number 24. And it looks like that is Ken Griffey Jr. That was his jersey number two, by the way. And I know that because he is my favorite baseball player growing up. He is now my favorite photographer.

He was easily my favorite baseball player growing up. I was obsessed with King Griffey Jr. I would look for our demographic games on TV just to watch him play. Even as a Rangers fan, like our division, you know, Seattle Mariners, like, still, you watch the Mariners Rangers and you're like, okay. The sweetest swing in baseball. Loved it. Yeah, next to John Olerud, but definitely a good swing.

He was just Pee Pee and everywhere. Turn up a little bit. Trevor Emelman, we welcome you to this tradition unlike any other. This is only just beginning today and we've got to get a little bit more serious than we've been so far. We need pictures with sense of place, pictures that say masters. Think about making sure that your pictures will stand out in a set of eight photographers' work. And we have a young photographer in the corner new to this coming to join us today. This is an amateur photographer who's turned up at the Masters.

He is not one of our professional chasers who will produce day in, day out, 40 pictures. as a day. I get some doors open because of who I am, but I take what I do. I'm very serious. I hope you get your photos. I hope so too. If I would give him one advice is to plan for the shots he wants to create. A lot of the luck we prepare for.

And it's not coincidence that some of the best photographers have the best shots. I don't know what Ken's going to get. I hope he gets one key picture out today. That's a successful day. successful day. Let's look at these. The vote's horrible. Yeah. Dreadful. Yeah. Background's horrible. He'll be critiqued, but to understand what it's going to take to be better. Four please. Now driving Roy McElroyd. The whole week comes down to his final day. We know what the best shots are, of course. Now we need to execute it.

I want these pictures published because they're good enough. I don't want to publish them just a because they've got Ken Griffey's name on. The only think of it just out of, he's got to live up to the standards we like. And I will be proud if Ken manages to get a few pictures published. We're going to get what we need, because it's our name behind it. This moment, the journey is still going to get here.

When you get the perfect shots, it's all worth it. You know, sometimes you've got to be uncomfortable and throwing yourself out there. Photography, yeah, you've got to be willing to last. 24. Sunday, April 5th, noon central.

That's my birthday. Okay. Interestingly, interestingly, former Hall of Fame teammate, Randy Johnson, aka the big unit. That's my name.

Also, a professional sports photographer. I wonder if they've traded notes. I wonder if they're, yeah, I wonder if they're boys still. Imagine you're like at Augusta. and like you just

you kind of feel the crowd moving and like the guy walks by you with the camera and his fucking Griffey the kid this combines like two things that dudes love King Griffey Jr. and the Masters one of the coolest moments in my opinion in baseball

history King Griffey Jr. and Ken Griffey his dad hit home runs in the same game. You've never done that shit. You know neither my dad or I play professional baseball So you're right. And Parks is probably going to hit a home run,

but you're probably not anytime soon. Yeah, yeah. You should play in a men's league. Okay, I'll consider that. But that's a cool, that's a cool stat, right? That is, yeah. Very cool stat. The Bonds never did that, did they?

Like, they were on the same team, right? Am I crazy? I don't think so. I don't think so. I should know that. As, like, LeBron and, like, Bronny ever hit, like, a sick layup or something? in the same game.

A sick layoff. Yeah. They hit sick layups in the same game. I think they did the other night. It hit some cool layups. Cool. Some sick ass layups, dude. I don't know if they played together the bonds.

The bonds is. No, they weren't at all. Yeah. There was no crime. Well, let's see. The Bobby Bonds played till 81. So he was, well, five years after. Nah.

Barry was five years. This is cool, man. Yeah. I would just like, oh shit, there's junior. Yeah. I mean, that would be just like, there was probably a lot of dudes. at the Masters who didn't who had no clue because this has been out there that he's doing this but like

it's not like super reported on but there's probably a lot of dudes like is that fucking is that griffy like you're falling around like Rory then you look over and griffy's right you're like what's happened and you want to like talk to him get pictures but he's he's he's working like dude you do it great man he's like tell get that shot junior I love playing your game on the super Nintendo Frank Tom dude I used to play the shit out of that Frank Thomas kind of rakes on that game, his circle is really big. It's like the entire strikes. No, you're thinking of a different one.

In backyard. Griffey? King of the Junior Baseball, the Super Nintendo, there's no circle. Griffey Baseball on N64, there's definitely a circle. King Griffey Jr. on Super Nintendo was the one I played and there's no circle. On N64, there is. It was using the Mariners was a cheat code because he was just too good. I'll tell you, on Backyard Baseball 2001 that had the professional MLB people, there was a circle.

Our Friends at Roeback just launched a backyard Baseball. baseball polo. I saw that. I got the email this morning. Yeah, it looked pretty cool. Their email marketing worked on me. Lute's 20. Lute's 20 if you want to get it.

Tell them, tell him Dave is the one who brought it up on the show. Because Dylan's the one wearing the shirt. I don't think there's a box where you can fill in comments like that. No, you could email them, I guess. Yeah, email our guys there and let them know.

Wrong thing on there. I had the pipeline up, not the Lutes 20. Isn't that the Kelsification of America? Didn't Jason Kelsey? Wasn't he the big person to bring? backyard baseball back? He was like a major...

The calcification? Calcification. Yeah, you guys are talking about it with Dan off last week. Right out chili pepper song. But yeah, I'm pretty sure he was like a big driving force of getting backyard baseball back. Was he? Don't know.

I think it was the PGP column penned by, I believe, Kyle Bandduho about a decade ago. It brought it back. Maybe not. We had the original and we had the, like I said, the 2001. one. And if you could get Ken Griffey Jr., Pablo Sanchez, Randy Johnson, Pete Wheeler on your team, oh, you're fucking winning every game. Two of those people are fictional. Happy opening day.

It's today, right. Rangers in Philly. Fuck, yes. Going up against old friend Adolese. Love open. Among others. Love it, man. There's just something about it, man.

This does interest me to answer the question to put a bow on this. I will watch this. I will watch this. This is cool. Yeah. It's cool to watch somebody who is a master at their craft, pun not intended with the masters. But like, try to master a new track. You know what?

I'm going to go all in on photography. How much of those big lenses cost, Randy? A lot. I don't know. Let me see. I can look it up. Probably a lot. I bet they start at like $2,500.

No, I think they're more than that. I think they're five digies. Why did you ask? Because I'm curious and I think they're five digits. Randy doesn't know shit, dude. Yeah. He's doing way too much time. You got the vibe over there.

Some of these. That big dog. Let's hit the shopping tab. Oh, yeah, this, like this one right here is $6,500. So, yeah, these lenges can get, I mean, you're probably paying for really good ones in the thousands, for sure. Sick, dude. What's the next thing that may or may not interest us? Yeah, this one's like $9,000.

I was looking into getting a massage, and I'm curious. I booked one with this place in town. I want to see if they don't have like a bogo. I can't bring a friend yet. But I might get like a thing where I pay for like a year and get like two a month, seeing if you want in because I can get you a discount. Yeah. Pit play, Randy.

The preface is Dave put it in the rundown and said, do not watch. And within the half a second, you know exactly what's going on in this in this clip. So. Okay. Let's find out. Sounds nice. Okay, I've seen these.

He's just punching his tits. The sound is really... It's a good massage for your chest. It's a really uncomfortable sound. Why? It's a massage. He couldn't be more oiled up, by the way. I wish I had pecks like that that could actually do that.

My pecs are so flat. Yeah. It's not making this sound. It's just the sound of this guy hitting sternum. You know, I got dumb pecs on me, dog. Yeah, this is made for Dill. He's hitting him like speed bags. Dude, this is actually one of the less uncomfortable ones of this genre of a massage.

I've seen some really, just like, I don't think so, man. Let's go get some big, strong man to just pummel our pecks. I can give you this massage. The guy that's getting massage usually is making a lot of groans and moans too. It looks painful. This guy's doing pretty well. It's like he's beating a speed bag. Yeah.

Or drumming. Like, look at his hands and just pictures of drumsticks. It does. It's so weird, man. This is not interesting me. I guess I'll go about myself, man. Yeah, please do. Tell us how it was.

I mean, there's no way that feels good, right? You text me the next day? Like, you're like, dude, how was it? I'm like, dude, I can't lift my arms. I actually can't move my upper body. You beat the shit out of my pecks. Check, turns out the pecks are pretty important to just everyday life. Just destroyed my pecks.

Can't pick my kids up. I think I'm just going to leave this up for the whole episode. No, let's just sit in there on the screen for you guys. I hope there's somebody listening to this on, like, in headphones, and that sound just totally made them question everything. They turned it off. Like, I can't do it, man. They either turned it off or, like, went to the bathroom.

I'm got this. You're disgusting. You're a new stool, and you're like, I'm going to give these guys a chance, and then you hear that. And then you hear that. You know what? That's enough. Yeah, if you came to us from Barstool, we don't typically do chest massage content. We do.

We do. We're not above it. Then again, we did like watch a bunch of jack dudes dance like two days ago. So we did. We're not above men with their shows off. We do you have an affinity for, uh, who are the jack dudes dancing? Talking about hot dudes.

The one guy that was eating the pizza. That we went through the whole tirade of watching like one in a mall. That guy needs to be stopped. All right. I'll take this off. Ooh, my dad, I ordered my dad a head cover for his birthday and it just got delivered. Do you like getting the shop notifications? This is not an ad.

Yes, I do. I do too. It's fun, man. It's nice to know when something gets delivered. You know, some people say it's more fun to have a package on the way than it actually arriving. Yeah, those people lead a sad life. I'll tell you what, dude.

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Look at the March Madness tab here. Tonight we got Texas Purdue. Yeah, man. I'm really liking what I'm seeing potentially from, of course, Texas Center Matas vocetitis. Boca Titus.

That dude's been having an attorney. He is. I really like his game. Yeah. And I will say, judged a book by his cover. I thought he's just going to

be like a stiff white guy. He's a big man with soft hands around the round. He's very pleasant to watch because he does have good hands. And a big man without good hands sucks. But 15 and a half points. That's where it's set.

Higher or lower. I'm going to go higher. I think he's going to be a problem for Purdue tonight. It's going to be a good battle. Mm-hmm. Good analysis from me. Randy just says, mm-hmm.

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Jeez, dude. What size head does he have? Got to be like an eight and a half. Nine and a half. It's got to be huge. Jeez. People have been clamoring, champing at the bit even. to have us discuss the boutique bandit of course of south carolina south carolina

boutique owner pam schrants or scrantz was booked in the anderson county detention center in charge according to uh police i believe with some sort of fraud um just charged um it's notable because she's been arrested uh for 14 times in like the last couple years. How is she still not walking the streets, man? That's a great question. Catch and release. It might be a stunning indictment. Go ahead, buddy.

Yeah, well, we talk about these prosecutors. Yeah, go on. Soros back DAs. Yeah, how are these people who keep on getting out of the streets? The Pendleton Police Department said a resident reported making four orders at Pam's boutique,

Thomas and Turner, and never received the items. That's a problem I hate what I happen. After an investigation, police obtained four warrants for obtaining property under false pretenses of less than $2,000. Okay. The arrest follows months of complaints from customers who told local law enforcement that they bought items from her boutique but never received the merchandise or refunds. That's not good. People need us to stop purchasing things from this boutique. Yeah, I'm looking at a timeline. There's been a lot of arrests. This year, I believe, one. Two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven. Of this one, this year, twenty, six.

Nine arrests, yeah. We're not even, a lot of different jurisdictions. We're not even full, a full three months. It's still Q1. A lot of different, uh, jictions. She's on an all-time run. I call him Jay Dix. Okay.

Please don't. Jury Dixies. Okay. But they've been out there just arresting. And, um, I don't know. I'm sure this is like, this is making its way around because it's like a nice children's boutique and it's real cute and like it's something like your wife will send you like I love this for the boys can I order

this does she look like Caroline Levitt a little bit and that probably helps the story she's a a woman with blonde hair um if you said owns a children's boutique in south carolina I would say yeah that's probably what I pictured yeah white lady with blonde hair and 14 arrests. God. That part I don't usually picture with the boutique, you know, but. She needs to sit in jail for a little bit and think about this, I think. She's not learning.

People magazine notes, glamorous children's clothing store owner arrested 12 times in 2026 on allegations of scamming customers. This is back in February. So they'd been some, they missed out. They were a little early. There was a couple more have happened since then. That says 12 times in 2026. Yeah, it's a lot.

In February. Is that like once a week? What is she doing? No, no, no. This was written in February, I mean. Exactly. So if it was 12 times in February at that point. No, no, no.

You're missing what I'm saying. 12 times in 2026. The article was written in February describing the aforementioned arrests that happened in. Oh, fuck. It's 2026. Oh. It just started. Yeah, exactly.

I forgot what year it was. So I'm saying, I'm saying if this was in March, if this was in March, then like, that maybe it would be like every other week. I stand down. Like twice a week. It's every week. What's going on? What is psycho?

It's like twice a week. How? Yeah, that's like what, nine weeks until February? So allegedly what I'm guessing is that this was done like in bulk and like you get, okay, you do this to different. Say you ship something to Ohio or you ship something to Oklahoma. You have, like you do this, you can be arrested there because that's where the, that's where, yeah, so. Okay. Wait, hold on. What, what? What's the date? February what? Was it early?

This was written in like February 26, 2020. Okay, 26. So one, two. So we're like, that's eight weeks. 12 times in eight weeks. Yeah. So it's by eight and a half, yeah. So it's insane. That's more than twice a week. Bilking is a good word. Yeah, I don't know what it means, but yeah, it is good. Actually, you sent me something on Slack. It says big natural bilkers.

No, it's something else. Uh, more than, bilking more than 50 customers out of more than $10,000 of merchandise. Police said. She has been dubbed the boutique bandit. She's only 30. And her clothing stores, Thomas and Turner Boutique in Belton. It's tough.

I'd be mad. Does she keep like changing the name of the boutique or something? No, I don't think so. I don't think. What are the Google reviews say? That's a great, great point. Not great. All right.

Well, she kind of looks like a Drusky sketch. Yeah, I guess this is a low-rise photo. Some of her glamorous mugshots caught the attention of social media. I don't know how that glamorous. It's just a woman who's apparently doesn't learn her lesson. Alleged. No, she needs to be taught one. Oh, here's all the munch shots.

Look at that. 14, I think, in this. You know, ooh, yeah, oof, yeah. obtaining money or property under false tokens or letters under $2,000, according to a statement from East. There's just a lot. What you really need to know is she needs help allegedly. I think she's got a problem.

If any of this is true. So she's just getting arrested in different counties, too? Looks like she was arrested in Anderson twice, but every single other one looks like a different county. It's Pickens County twice, but still, she just. Yeah, the Jay Dicks, different J. Dicks. Oh, okay, Jay Dix, sorry. Not to be confused with what you're always talking about J6. Yeah.

Yeah, your favorite day. I bet you dress up on that day. You guys didn't come to my party this year. I had a thing. Well, next year. Don't worry, I do it annual. I was at the library with Charles. We were reading.

Really? Yeah, we're trying to do this thing. We read a book a month. I didn't know what she was doing that. got a new a new game for next year. It's like, you know, pin the tail on the donkey, but it's like the Democratic donkey and we're pinning a little devil tail onto it. Ooh.

Yeah, yeah. You know that thing, toot it up, too. Yeah, that's a major toot. Well, I hope she, uh, hope she learns a lesson somewhere along the way. I hope the victims, uh, get their monies back. Yeah. But she'll have her day in court. Seems like a lot of them.

I mean, I hope so. A lot of days in court. Zoom in. What's like the best mug shot? A lot of mail money. Top, top road, third from the left.

You don't have to actually bottom row up there from the left. I can tell you, there's one that's an extreme close-up. This one that they like stretched out? Yeah, why'd they do that? Looks like the bad guy from Ant Man the Wasp,

Quantum Medium, if anyone saw that movie. It's a good reference. Modoc, I believe. Is it name? There's a couple pixelated Brett ones. Yep,

Pickens. Yeah, Yeah, Pickens needs to get their camera up. They don't have that kangrify lens. No, that's for sure. The tech isn't there for them. They're still using a Nokia camera. Was there one of those?

Probably not. Tech wasn't there. They're still playing snake. Some of the later versions had them. Easily looks like they got a nice camera. I'll tell you this right now. This show is brought to you by Shopify. Oh, yeah.

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How am I going to make money? What if nobody listens? What if people are finally done with Dylan? What if the producer dresses like a college kid? Yeah, dude, we look the same today. It's game day. I'm wearing my school spirit. No, I know I was right in believing in myself launching the business.

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Yeah. Play the music. Because one shining moment, you reach for the sky. What a trash song. In one shining moment. I'm not going to talk trash about one shining moment. It's trash. One tiny moment.

He actually has a good voice there. Low key. That's why he's the king of karaoke. Low key, nice with it. Sweet 16, y'all. He's the gang. You guys got your whiteboards? Nope.

Fuck. There's one over there. Dylan always brings his out. Yeah, I think, oh, look at Dave. Dave's tuning it up. Look at him. All right, everyone. Well, it is bit madness.

Sweet 16. I got my board over here. Dave's ready to go. Ooh, sweet 16. Yeah, I'm ready to rock. I'm totally ready to rock. I've used all my drawings, though. That's the problem.

That is a problem. Kind of have to get creative. That's a problem. All right, let me actually pull up the audience voting, too. I've got to do that. And here we go. Now we're good to go. All right.

Everyone ready? Yep. First matchup of the Sweet 16, Wilman's region. Number one, alien allergy voice verse number four, the twisted cork. Oh, man, house divided. These are two, these are 20, 25 bits, right? Yeah, I don't think, yeah, the twist of cork wasn't last year. So this is, these are, these are both new, very new bits, no repeats.

First time ever making the bracket. Okay. I'll paint a picture if the folks at home are just listening. I think the boys are writing on the whiteboard. They're drawing. I wonder if Dylan's alien has gotten better. Although I don't know if he's doing that. I haven't done one yet because I keep trying.

And it looks terrible, so I just give up. I'm trying to take notes from your guys' aliens. How you know I'm voting alien, by the way? You're predictable, dude. Yeah, you really are. Everyone knows your next move. You never keep people guessing. Okay, you don't, dude.

It's not great. Mine looks like a Jason mask. Alien voice. You forget the mouth. You need to do a little mouth. How do I do a mouth? What does it look like? Just like the eyes, but just like horizontal.

A little smaller. That's pretty good. Yeah, there you go. There we go. Look at Dylan's improving. Mine's smoking. You're smoking on that shit. Yeah, mine's smoking.

Why is there smoking? I don't know because he's a cool alien. He likes to look cool. He doesn't give a shit about his health and long term. That is true. You don't know their anatomy. Maybe they, smoking is good for them.

You're right. I don't know that, man. I just wrote alien voice this time. I shouldn't have smoked that Malibu. All right. Alien voice moves on. And with 75% of the vote, the listeners also agree with us.

Oh, man. I smoke that. And now I'm in an episode of cocoa melon. What? What? All right. Moving on. Number three, slonks.

First number two, out of plankway. Ooh. Hey, man, a three and a two, you know it's going to be a banger. The Wilmans region was very chalk.

One versus four and a two versus three. But I think I, I think I got a good one here for the folks. Okay. You guys go first. I'm still... Don't you go ahead. I'll blinkway and he drew the cactus with Pecos and a little crescent moon this time. You sound so proud of that. Look, Mom, I did a moon. A little God's fingernail. I went with an egg on the charts and they're charting up for my slunks.

They're doing very well in the market. What do you guys think I went with? I feel like you're trying I think you're doing slonks I feel like yeah you're drawing Dylan okay what does it say hey Chelsea wants some shitty eggs

dude my eggs are so good god and four this morning four? Dude I did four yesterday it's a lot over medium all right well let's Sammy

Sammy's just housing eggs to the point to where like I have to put it on a separate plate because if we share the same plate, he just encroaches into my eggs. And I'm like, you can't, is he bulking right now? I think he's,

I think he's, protein maxing, yeah. Fuck yeah. All right. It's a clean bulk, though. Two to one. Let's see what the listener said. With 53% of the vote.

Oh, close. Close. Slonks moves on. Oh, that might have been your shot, dude. That might have been your shot. I don't get to draw Pekas anymore. You could still draw. Maybe you're washed weekly submission is just a drawing.

Okay. Stop saying drawing that way. What? Drawing. What? Number two, hungui. There's number six. What's the damage?

I feel like these two are very not 2025. These have been around for at least since 2020. Well, when did Ron DeSantis run for, I mean, it was 20, it was 2020. Right? No way it's that old dude. No. When he was running for, because he can- Sanctimonious? No, that was 2024.

No, no, no, it was 24. You're right. Yeah. It was primaries. Yeah. So that was in, what, early 2024, even maybe like 20-23? I genuinely couldn't tell you if that's real or not, but it's not. It's not.

But it's hilarious. But it defines the man. Hmm, hungry. Meatball Ron. And for that reason, I'm voting, hmm, hungry. Hungry. Dave goes hungry. And Randy goes, hungry.

Three for three. Three for three. Sorry, what's the damage. And let's just see what the folks had to say. 58% of the vote went for Hungwe. These things are getting a lot closer. That's why it should be. Which makes sense.

All right. Moving on. Number four, Dave taking Chalz out, verse number one. First number one. Man, old ranchos. One of these bits may not be around for much longer. Randy, where we're going to lunch? I want to go to Sazon, but you said you want to go to Mazzon, but you said you want to go to

No, we can go to Sazon. I understand maybe Mats would be quicker. I don't know how Sazon will be, but it's also close. But I don't want to walk, I'll tell you that. This one is a hard one. You're going to hate what I did. Did you draw Chalz? No.

Well, I did, but not right now. Okay. Wait, when did you draw her? Okay. When did you draw her? Oh, we were on a ship together. Oh. Crossing the sea.

Really? The Atlantic. She was a noble woman and I was just a mere peasant. Do you typically draw women? Sometimes. What nationality are they usually? French. Oh, interesting.

Maddles with the plate of nachos. Nice nachos pussy. Those are machos. Maddles? Looks really good. The poncho style. Do you like my apostrophe? Yeah.

Now, here's the thing. You guys are probably right, but I went with Dave and Chels. Oh, I guess we'll put it to the people. You should have drawn. Why didn't you draw on me? You should have drawn me. I did last time as a stick figure with your hand on the swallow of her back. Yeah, but I was tooted up, though. All right. And with 58% of the vote, it is. Matt Al Ranchos. Wow. I think Chels deserves better than you. She made her run, though.

No, I've just did the, you know. All right, the lead eight side is set on that. Let's move on to the other side of the bracket. Kelly's Irish Pub region, first matchup. Number one, Haas. First number five, Dave making stakes when his wife is gone. Or fish fillets. That's true.

You're going to do that? Have you figured out what you're going to make on Friday? No, I haven't. I think it's, there's about an 80% chance. I just pick up, uh, Fish tacos. I think I'm just... Be a lazy boy.

I'm just not... I don't make elite fish yet. You can go to Cabo Bobbs and get through fish burrito. I'm elite. I'm elite steak, but elite fish, no. It's right by us. I'm elite. I'm elite with salmon, dog.

I don't know if it's fried. It might be fried. I think I'm going to do sushi at lunch and salmon at night. Hungry. Hmm. Oh, hold on second. I haven't voted yet. I'm locked in, dog.

I haven't voted yet. All right. I will just go with a quick horse. House, house. House, House. How's, House. And Dave? A classy house.

Oh, Hoss moves on. Ooh, a little classy. That doesn't even cursive, but it is kind of scripty. Yeah, dude. You know me. They called me the Font Man. Always create my own fonts during Bit Madness. Mr. Titeface over here.

They call me Prefontaine. Prefontev. No one, no one called you that. Yeah, you don't even know prefontaine. You don't even know Steve Prefontaine. You don't even know Steve Prefontaine is. Oh, do you? Yeah.

The runner. You used to have that shirt that said stop pre, and it meant something completely different. Let me just go to the next one. Stop pre? Why would you want to stop that? I mean, I get, those are the shirts that people wore.

All right, Haas had 64% of the listener vote as well. All right. How's mess up? Ooh, this is tough. Number three, lost the farm, verse number two, nice nachos, pussy.

Hmm. Hmm. Unlocked. we don't lost it all right guys I'm doing a show here are you oh look at this guy he's performing

nice chills pussy which is the worst nachos ever darned I'm not eating those no you should nice nachos pussy wow

don't even the listeners don't even get a vote but they do still let's see what they had to say um yeah 59% of the vote went for nice nachos pussy too

so we're all we're on consensus here It's a power player. I mean, yeah. All right. That's the end of Kelly's Irish pub. Moving on to Metal Rancho's region. Number two, Irish bartender verse number three.

The pirate's voice. Ooh. Yeah, this is a battle. This is a battle of voices over here. Okay. Let's see. Okay. Ooh, it's a creamy boy.

It's pouring over. It's a Guinness, too. But the cream is covering up part of where it said of Guinness. So you added the Guinness this time. I did, yeah. I'm getting more creative, Randy. Wow, look at this guy. Get him on Do You Know It?

You might get a creativity point. What is this now? It's the bartender. He's tinking about potatoes. He's thinking about potatoes. As he's sweeping up the bar. And he's tooted up. And he's teased up.

He's teuded up. He's teuded up. Look, as much as I laugh every single time at the Irish, bartender. I had to go with pirate voice because it's one that we can all do and I really enjoy it. I love doing pirate voice. So I want pirate voice. That's selfish. He's here for the wrong reasons, y'all. Yeah, I'd be thinking about myself not to be crew. I bet you the people chose Irish bartender. I'd be thinking about the crew. Actually, because multiple people can do a pirate voice. Let's see. Oh, yeah, 75% of the vote went to Irish bartender, which is first of the point of

wrong side of history, but... I know that. I mean, it's the better choice. I did a selfish vote, and you know, it's fine. You know what? You stuck to your guns. I trusted the listeners. You stuck to your cannons, boy. Exactly. All right. And the last matchup for today,

before we get into this weekend of fun. Number five, guess Grock introductions. Verse number one, I ain't drinking anymore. I'll still be doing the pirate voice, even though it did not win bit madness. This is a tough one. I'm locked. All right, I'm locked as well.

I'm going to vote. Grock. GROS. Dylan goes GROC. GROC. Wow. They're fun and it throws the guests off. All right.

This one's kind of meta. What is this? It's a very hungover Randy saying, I ain't drinking anymore. Just because I'm wearing my, I'm not hungover. I didn't drink last night. You just drew me in my shirt.

That's what your shirt looks like, dude. It's just a game day spirit shirt. It's an old school Roebuck said she's like $10,000 worth of produce stuff Yes And it is good and I wore it Monday too But this is just a nice graphic tee with a big basketball Is that like your lucky game day shirt or something?

Like what you see? No but it is got I did shrink in the wash So I'll probably just I'm probably going to give it to the girlfriend But I do like it It is a cool shit And my guy he's just got all Randy's shirts Voketitis is just going to yam on those white guys It's got like puff paint

I went with an empty glass signifying, I ain't drinking anymore. I ain't drinking anymore. All right, so let's see what last who seems that one. Radney Foster or something. Gary Stewart, I reckon.

I think it was an originally Gary Stewart, John. That checks out. Yeah. And with 54% of the vote, I ain't drinking anymore moves on. That cigarette. All right, that makes sense.

All right, let's check out let's check out the the elite eight matchups before we, close this all down for the weekend and everyone go vote will probably be in the description this episode because this will be the last round of voting so you'll just like kind of choose who wins who wins the final four and then the uh the championship and we'll just assign points and kind of do it from there so number one al a number one alien allergy voice first number three slunks number two

hungry verse number one i'm at all ranchos and then number one Haas first number two Nice nachos pussy And number two Irish bartender versus How do you explain this? Good job on the seatings by the people Yeah I mean

Bull done Schwarchington and co Yeah good job like the only one Slonks is the only one that's Not chalk right now And to be honest it just beat the number two So you guys know what we like And you guys know what you like So there we go

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We'll talk about it later. this weekend honestly hopefully watching Purdue I'm assuming the lead eight is this weekend right if they win

if they win I'll be watching Purdue at some point if not then I'll just be you know just crying I'll just cry myself to sleep

do you are the better team yeah that is true you know that shouldn't mean that we'd win but you know it's March madness it's funny it's funny uh

doing on this side of the underdog look It's fun. It's a fun place to be. I'm just happy to be in the tournament and that we're just going to have a good game. That's all that I'm excited for.

Boiler up. I think Texas is late. Boca Titus, dog. Who are you putting on? It's the number one cause of tooth decay. Who are you putting on Vogue? Probably trade coffin and run. I guess sucks.

Sucks. Sucks. You're going to do some phase time and probably some projects, things of that nature. Probably, yeah. I'm trying to see. save as much money as possible. We got

Hawaii in the rearview mirror and Portugal down the road. So just try to save money right now, really. Portugal. Looking at the calendar. I guess I just... It's not on there, is it? It's interesting. It might have been.

I think so. Brett and I think both have us on there. If not... Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah. Just, hey, why don't you guys take the year off? Can we? Do we have enough PTO for that? You know, make sure you pack this fit for Portugal. It's, it's just like, I still don't get it. You wear this outfit like so often.

I don't know if I do. Sneakers, sneakers shorts in a graphic tee. We wear it quite a half. This is totally my fit, dude. No, you're swagged out. What else? Honestly, nothing. I'm probably going to try to be outside.

If it's going to be a nice weekend, I didn't look at the weather. But get some sun. Actually, I might have to work on do you know it over the weekend. We'll see. Are you going to leverage AI tools? I'm trying to, but fucking Claude cut me off at 10 questions, so I might have to pay. You need to stop leaning on Claude so much. You're tired of your bullshit.

Literally. Plaud really is tired of your shit. No one in here has got to cut off yet, except for you. Brett has. He told me he gets limited to. This is my first day of dipping my toe into Claude. And I did enjoy it. Claw's tired, dude.

Don't put your toe in Claude. He doesn't like that. That's why he cut me off. He's in no way. But yeah, otherwise, I'm just. Just relaxing. Going to try to be outside and I don't know. Well, your boys got a, I got a t-ball game tonight.

I'll be man in the dugout, keeping the bat's down. Bats down. Actually, put the bats back up, guys. Unless you're on deck or hitting, you don't need a bat in your hand. A lot of that from me. We'll see if the Coveys can pull one out tonight. Tomorrow, I'll be out playing golf in the morning. Bull's going to play in our buddy Ryan.

going to play. So looking forward to it. I've got to start logging some rounds, get my handicap where it needs to be. This weekend, Saturday, we got another tee ball game, early Saturday. Let's go. It's that time.

And then after that Saturday, man, not much. Just kind of laying low. We'll see. You always think like, oh, early game, that'll, like, he won't need to go, like, do something crazy after we're the kid. He's going to want to do something. So he'll probably have to take him somewhere.

Good runner back at Maddo Ranchos. We don't know. Matt, Al Ranchos. Thank you. Watching ball. I don't know who I'm taking it. I've been on Purdue all week and now I'm like, I don't know. You want to see Big Vogue?

Well, I mean, I was thinking about how good he looked. He has looked. He made Gonzaga's Center look terrible. Well, Dave. Not terrible, but he looks just so much more effortless. I don't know. Dave, will this influence you? Purdue's team was playing Settlers of Contan,

the like last night well does that does that influence you in any way no as it influenced you that they're much dorks makes me want to just not do anything makes me want to not watch any ball it was so funny you was seeing the responses to that catan there are some people are like oh texas is going to wipe them now and that a lot of people like oh fuck yeah i'm voting for i'm going for peru now i love settlers at catan never played never i've ever shockingly enough i've never played either that's shocking to a lot of people it's a card game right it's a board game oh well well Well, Dylan. Got a pretty big weekend.

First of all, Chelsea's parents are in town. Parks has his first game tonight, and they will be attending that. I'm excited. No pressure. I'm excited to see how the squad looks, see how Parks does. And then, of course, watching Texas Purdue tonight. As well as Texas OU on your phone. Uh-huh.

Yeah, that's right. Mm-hmm. And then big announcement alert. this is a big one I'm getting married what asked me when I'm getting married when are you getting married

oh tomorrow morning oh did you put down the calendar you're taking the PTO off for tomorrow it's on the calendar confirmed on the calendar I will not be in tomorrow well Dylan let me be the first

to say thank you thank you guys for being the first yeah and so just a little bit about this so obviously I have not said a word about it have not put anything on social media. And so we got engaged on February 3rd, which was our two-year anniversary. Oh, that lady had been arrested like eight times already. The reason, yeah, the reason I haven't said anything about it so far, you know, obviously I don't

have the best history with this. So I was avoiding all judgment as long as I could, basically. I know people are going to have comments, thoughts about me doing this again. And frankly, I just don't want to see it. I'm out here just doing the best I can, you know. And this is a wonderful situation. Chelsea is a wonderful human being. And that's what's happening. And so getting married tomorrow.

And then we will be going, yeah, I'm going to Cabo next week. and that's just that's our honeymoon so i'll leave tuesday for the honeymoon and yeah uh it's i'm very very very happy this is uh like the best time of my life and things are going extremely well obviously that's why we're doing this and she is just the absolute perfect fit for me in parts and you know judge away if you if you want to whatever i don't you know oh he's doing it again you know whatever um i'm very happy. Got to run it back. I'm very happy. And that's, that's really, that is really all that matters. It's just tough because I obviously have a job where my life is extremely public and hiding things

from people is impossible. Especially in Dallas. Yeah. There are a few lucky listeners that would shut up to the Dallas meetup who are aware of this. I told, I told a few people on my own. And then, yeah, cool out of. I just walked up. I was talking to a group of like seven guys. He goes, dude, I heard you're engaged. I love that. One of the, one of the, one of the, the guys goes, did I miss this announcement? I was like, nope, it's not public yet. Yeah, because Brett, because Brett had just told Adam and then did not tell him it was a secret. It was it. Adam is, I have no, there's, it's, it's totally fine. I can tell he's the, it's totally fine. It was going to, I mean, people are going to find out anyway. I mean, I'm going to show up here, you know,

next week with a ring on my fingers. And so it's people are, people are going to know. Dumas has had a couple posts on it. Manly band? Uh, no, not, not a mainly band. Different types of manliness. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I haven't been public about it, because I just, I don't want to, I don't want to read the comments from people. And it is what it is. I think you're, you're, I mean, yeah, somebody's just, I mean, there's always going to be people. Life is, matter what you do.

Life is just one long learning experience. And I've learned a lot and, um, made some, you know, some decisions that probably would want back. But, you know, I'm very happy for all of it because it got me here. And I found Chels and she's perfect. for me and I'm very happy. Cool. Yeah.

How is this new marriage going to affect Dave and Chelsea? I don't know. I'm going to have to talk to her about it. Yeah. No, dude, you got a good one. Maybe you set aside a guy. No, I'll tell you, dude, I'll tell you something I've always told people. I tell my son this all the time.

Life's a dance. You learn as you go. You learn as you go. Sometimes you lead. Sometimes you follow. That's right. You make that up yourself? Yeah.

Yeah, it's just a little something I say to people. if they're in need of wise words. Yeah, that's good. So is Dave going to walk Chelsea down the aisle to give her away? Dave's going to give Chelsea away to me. No, it's actually the ceremony I said it's tomorrow morning. It's going to be me, Chelsea, and Parks. We're doing a courthouse situation or nothing big.

Like other families not even going. And then tomorrow night, we're going to do a big dinner at ECHO. Anguie. Yeah, of course. With her parents, my dad, my sister, brother-in-law, and their two little kids, and of course, parks will be there. What if you're at the courthouse getting married and you see the boutique bandit getting taken in? I don't know what I think about that. Yeah.

You're just like, oh, again? Yeah, so we're doing obviously a very small private situation, which is exactly what we both wanted. We didn't want anything big at all. And we've done that and no more for us. So this is a very meaningful little private ceremony. And I'm really excited about it. And that's that. Well, I'm happy.

Thanks, Dave. I've had a lot of nice interactions with Chels. She's great. She always, I always feel bad when she's around my kids because I can tell she's like, really like wants to. She wants to hold same. And they're just such like, me hiding from. The first time she met Sammy, she held them for like an hour straight.

He doesn't remember that. Yeah, I know. But, you know, yeah, that was like when y'all, y'all hadn't even been dating that long. Yeah. Yeah. So that's crazy. That's crazy. You're going to be babysitting my kids all the time.

We can run it back and get the hell out of here if you want. Let's do it. Of course, that's the segment during which we talk about what we talked about all week long. Purdue? More like per don't. I would never say anything like that to you. Dave's new here. He's a stool.

Who's Schwarzenington? Welcome to new listeners who found us from Outkick. Ranny's been going to Jack's Beach a lot lately. Jack's Beach. Not true. Surfing in Hawaii. I'm a hybrid boy. Ranny looks like Philip Forsberg.

That is very, very true. And this is a quote from Dave. I just want to chill with Chels. I call her Chilsey. I don't think I've said that before. Dave dropped some Instagram content for his platinum level followers. It's doing a while. It's getting a lot of hearts.

Randy comes in here with that thing, Tewed it up. Purdue is definitely winning tonight. They're just a better team. Who said that? And finally, I didn't say that. That's for sure. Finally, Dylan is getting married tomorrow.

And that concludes run it back. Big news. Boom. Well. He's getting married, baby. Even though Randy hates me. Hey, I took it back. I don't take, I did say that, but I'm taking it back.

And people haven't heard that yet. So I'm going to say, I'm getting ahead of it before it gets released. But yes. Check it out on Patreon. Yeah. And vote in last rounds of bit madness this weekend. And have a great weekend. Have a great weekend.

Have a great weekend. Bye. Bye-bye.