Circling Back - A Pole Through the Lat & Impressing Women | Circling Back 7-28-26

Episode Date: July 28, 2026

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Oh, Oh, hey there. Welcome back to circling back podcast. Tuesday morning. That's everybody doing out there. Good? Good. My name's Dave.

Welcome to the show. Randall Trebaki's going to produce. Hi, Dave. Let's see the socks. Hit him with a sock check. I just noticed you got some mint on. These are my flamingo socks. Ooh, getting bendy.

Yeah. So they're like a seafone green, light seafone green and pink flamingos on them. How about that, man? I thought I had some fun with my socks today. You're a fun guy. I am a fun guy. You're a real guy, too. I'm like a mushroom.

I'm going to give my intro as another shout out, another backer shout out for Randy. He loves doing these. He being me. Shout to Carson, who is continued with my initiative. to get backers to subscribe to circling back on their Airbnb smart TVs. Thank you, Carson. Those smart TVs are about to be dumb TVs because this show is fucking stupid. But that's great.

Carson seems to be an Ohio State fan. I think this is going to be the episode for Carson. We're talking Ohio State today. That's what Randy was just teasing. A little tease. Happy to be here. This is it, huh? Mm-hmm.

Okay. Corporate America just fucking taking over fucking college sports. Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Hey, to everybody who found us through Kazakhstan Weekly, welcome. It's pretty cool. A number of people have reached out. Shout to all the comics up there.

Did they do a feature on us? No, but they found us somehow. Okay. Maybe through SEO. Their search engines were optimized, potentially. Oh, I did a cross-platform. We did a home-and-home with some, like Kazakhstan outfit, over there. I forgot to tell you about last week.

Really? Yeah. Love it. So we got one of them coming over here. Like I said, a home and home. Well, when we had backers in the studio, they typically will say, man, found you guys like recently through Kazakhstan Weekly. It's like, that's pretty cool, man.

It's cool to pay off. As long as it's not those pieces of shit to North, um, you was Beckastan. Ooh, my wife. Sheesh. How did Earl? I think that was Kazakhstan. Was Borat not? Yeah, borough is Kazakhstan

At the very beginning he says He talks shit about Uzbekistan Right at the beginning of the movie That's why we keep him here He knows ball I know Borat man As every white guy should From the mid-2000s

Here's a guy who knows He knows a little something about Sasha Baron Cohen Because he literally bought the bike from Bruno It's Dylan Shiverin That is false That did not happen I am happy to be here however

I didn't actually do a home-and-home with the media outfit in Kazakhstan. That was a joke. But I'm open to it. No, it's going to be a good show. We have a loaded runny for a Tuesday. I feel like Tuesday can be a light runny. Today is not one of those.

We have a big Tuesday afternoon on Patreon. Go check it out. We've got a restaurant week. My final push delivered a number of people reached out right before the buzzer. And it's going to be a great episode that'll drop probably around, No, 3.30, 4 o'clock today? Yeah. 4.30. Maybe 5 o'clock.

Maybe 5.30. What do you think? Help me out here, bud. Probably around four. Help them out here, bud. Yeah. Let's say four-ish. It could be 4.30. Check it out. We drop two episodes on Patreon every week. One on Tuesday. One on Friday. The one on Friday is listener voicemails. 877352-4677.

People are probably wondering why I had to repost that picture of Randy. That cute pick of Randy doing some influencing and Matt El Ranchos. That was from our accountant's happy hour. I had the host line wrong. I put the number down wrong. It wasn't that you just wanted me up for more than 24 hours on the story? No, not really. People like that pick.

I don't know if they've seen that before. Yeah. That's when I was rating flautuz. I gave Flautos a second shot. and they disappointed the second time around as well. You're a bum. Oh, I got something. Okay.

Dylan Shivery, a backer reached out to me and a very kind offer that his backer made me. He said, hey, I got four tickets to LSU, Texas, to have your name on them if you want them. He offered me three of them. And very generous. I didn't realize, I don't know if this is a new thing on Twitter. You know how Instagram If you get a message from someone who's never messaged you It goes into a requested folder

Twitter's doing that too now Do you know that? I did. Okay. This was from April, this message. And so I'm probably just too late. Either way, it is a very generous, very kind offer. If you already found a new home for those tickets,

I understand, I got to it. Why did you respond to him? I did. Okay. Yesterday. This is why you should always check your DMs. And he hasn't seen it or hasn't responded. I understand your DMs are probably a war zone, but like you should probably give those a look.

You might miss out on something like this. What if they were those master's tickets? Dude, I know. I mean, this is crazy. What an offer. That's a bold move from a listener because there's a good chance that's going to be a very competitive game. Yeah. And should Texas lose, I wouldn't want to be around you.

That's true. That's true. After a tough loss, I'm like two hours of just silence. I'm just internally, I'm just, like, internally, I'm just, like, Like, you know, saying every curse word there is. You're going to have people yelling tiger bait in your face as you walk out of that stadium. That's facts. That would not be fun.

I literally got puked on by a co-ed. You did. Not in like the hot way that Randy's talking about. You didn't dress up as a cup. Couldn't even get it out. As a cup? As a cup. No, I didn't dress up.

I went to the game. It was LSU South Carolina in like 2008. I went to that game. And a young lady from above had thrown up. on to me. I left the game. No, but to be clear, I was not dressed up as a cup.

I wasn't in my cup costume. You should go if he still got those. Shep's to Chandler for the offer. Taking parks to that game would be he'd get a kick out of that. I bet so, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, it is what it is.

Sometimes an opportunity just misses you because you're not media. Don't check your messages. My DMs are open if you want to. invite me to like a big golf tournament in April. Hey, we, we have an opportunity in Georgia in front of us to maybe get a student booted on campus. Okay. Yeah. I don't think I want to pass on that.

Well, that's not nice. I'm going to continue to entertain it in hopes that they will, uh, sponsor the show. I don't know what capacity. They do more. Who is it, Randy? You're teasing too hard. The people, uh, they did, the rush

bundle. The rush bundle for Ole Miss. They did. They do have an Austin location, which one of us knew. And they somehow got wind that we talked about them. And I said, you're welcome to come in here and do a show or try on some stuff. They have more stuff than just rush attire.

And we should go do our composite photos. Get Skelly in a costume too. Okay. What a dreamer you are. Yeah. Composite. They'd actually do the photos there? No, but I mean, we could just we could just get uh it tried on and then we'd do them as a as a social post for fun we should do like just a i should do bios for all the wash employees on the website we're wearing like you know

formal attire but then if you scroll over it it should be like a crazy pig it's like you smoking a sick you're something you wouldn't expect with like pit vipers on or something you know yeah and a tank time yeah see we joke because at granix that's exactly what we did really we've taken down a quarter of the David bars today, by the way. I needed my microphone before I was hidden in that rapper. Don't worry. I'm a professional. I haven't had a David Barr, by the way.

Okay. Yeah. Well, I had one. Brett had one. Randy's had one. So, go ahead and get you on, Haas. We'll see. Maybe an afternoon snack. They're good. If you want to see what we're talking about, go watch this show on Spotify. Or you can watch it on YouTube. YouTube's where you can watch it live

and after the fact, but Spotify, you can watch it there too. So check it out. That's how YouTube.com slash circling back. Got a knot in my back. You know those knots. You always have like, you know, doctors or your chiropractor, like, oh, yeah, you got a knot back here. What is it?

Let me get my hands in there, huh? What is the knot? I don't know. They just say it and you just go with it. Oh, damn, I guess I do. Your muscles are tied up. Yeah. Like a ligament's just funny ears.

I eat so much garlic that I've developed. developed a knot in my pack. What is it? That's a good question. What the fuck is a knot? There's got to be somebody in the chat who's at least failed out of higher practice school. Let me work that out. You know, let me get in there. That's what they do. And they do. But like, what is it? I don't know. He's a question. Calcium? No. Randy's going to get us an answer.

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Right. That'd be a mistake. Yeah. I did note that. Would you like to know what a knot is? A muscle knot? What is dying? It is localized areas of hyper irritability where muscle fibers and connective tissues have contracted

and failed to relax causing pain and stiffness. So it's just your like, that checks out. It's just contracted muscle fibers. Okay. Pain. And stiffness. That's tough. You don't want that. And then also local blood flow is reduced, which caused the waste products to build up and trigger nerve inflammation. You have a problem with blood flow typically, right?

No, man. You gave me all those blue shoes back in the day. That's right. For some reason, they sent, like, a bunch to you. Why did they send them all to you? What was the deal there? I don't know. They're like, this guy's old. He's going to need this before the other guy as well. Apparently, it still works. Dave and I's same age, by the way. No, you've got nine months on me. Three quarters of a year.

We're both 42. Wait, hold on. How old are you, Dylan? 42. And Dave, how old are you? Just turned 42. You're 40. Seems like you're at the same age.

A week ago, actually. About a week ago. Shout out Bobby Schmerta. My dog. See, that's how you get the laugh track, though. Sick reference. Come on. How do you do the dance?

It's not like that. You have to throw your hat up there. Dude, he threw his hat up. That's just sick. I don't do it I go chase it whole thing then we'll see his haircut

I know a good point it's been a week your haircut should be coming in well yeah but no it's matted down because of my hat I got had hair whole thing you're just gonna sit there

during the pod doing your little twirl I'm a hair twirler Dave makes fun of me I've been doing my entire life I can't stop I've tried I can't stop we didn't know

is a thing and somebody in this office slack me was like just don't twirl his hair and I looked over and I look yeah he does do I do I do I do.

I didn't, we didn't notice it forever in, like, in the last couple years. I can't. Is that, like, you need to calm down. It's soothing to me. I don't know. Take a little early bird. Added value. The few times throughout my life where I've shaved my head, when I can't twirl my hair,

I'll find myself, like, reaching up for it. And I'm, like, I'm all disappointed and, like, snap, you know, snatch my hand away. Yeah. Damn, dude, dude, a visceral reaction to the non-tor. But then right when my hair comes back and it's long enough, I'm just, I'm right back at it. Hey, it's not for a backer check. Randy, can you post what I sent you? Yes, yes, yes.

Got to give a shout out to my guy whose name on Reddit, I don't know. But Randy, you can look that up. It's another addition. We've got to find a better name for this other than pulling a Dave. Essentially, if you know, this is a real ball knower situation. Too many things are named after Dave.

Because if Dave's pulling himself, it's a completely different situation. I typically don't do that until I go home. Where bats fly from you? user where bats fly that's a lot of girlfriend was gone girlfriend was gone so what did he do like maybe she was out with friends or something went out like oh i'm gonna go play mage i'm gonna go do uh bunco night i'm just having another great night with the girls okay i bet i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna do this i'm gonna make a steak with some uh tiny little potatoes oh i thought those were brusies are the potatoes okay oh i'm gonna hit him with a sam adam summer ale this is great and maybe uh homemade

Chimmy Churry. Little Chimmy Churry? I don't know if it's homemade, but it looks homemade. Good on you, man. That looks, that looks, I would, I would eat that meal. That looks fantastic. Are you sure? You want the starch? Should we vote on it? You want the starch? I want the starch. He wants to start. Sometimes I do want the starch. Give me the starch. Should we kill him? Watching Band of Brothers? Yeah, he's probably the same episode that I'm on. Dude, that's, that's a miss for me, by the way. I have not seen that series and I know that it's fantastic. I don't know why I haven't watched it, but I haven't. I've never, I've only watched it once all the way through and I've tried to do a rewatch and I didn't continue with it. Not because of the show, just because I believe

life got in the way. But that's one you would enjoy, but I will tell you, that is a commitment. That is a suspect black leather couch. Is it like a Game of Thrones commitment? No, I don't think so. Check how many seasons of Bannon Brothers are there? The couch, the couch next to the TV consoles. It's just one. It's just one. It's a mini series, just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. But it's, it's, but it is like a, you have to be locked in. Yeah, yeah. It's not a check, see what's up on Twitter type of stitch.

By the way, I'm, okay, I'm close to finishing a documentary that's really, really good. It's on Netty right now. And I'm going to talk about it tomorrow because I have like 25 minutes left. What's it called? A toxic love story. A toxic love story. I nailed that. God, you kept sending that Britney Spears Instagram the other day.

It's wild. It's wild. As soon as you think like, oh, man, this is crazy. I can't leave it ended like this. They just another chapter starts. You're like, what the? What? Yeah.

Tomorrow, look forward to me reviewing a toxic love story. Shout out to this backer. He's going into the week or going into Tuesday. He's my backer the week. Straight up. I just want to say. I mean. Okay.

I think the bar needs. needs to be a little higher. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going Carson as mine. He's at least out there subscribing for us. I haven't chosen mine yet. If Chandler gets back to me about these LSU tickets, I think I know who mine's going to be. If I missed a DM that somebody had like a master's practice round, like they wanted to bring me to, I would honestly cry. You would cry.

I would honestly like do a full career change. I'd be like, this is just, this is a sign. I'm not really sure how those things like men together, but like I just couldn't do it. that would be very disappointing i bet i bet the offer still available may june three months ago ish yeah you're fine yeah yeah i don't know about the same adam someril i will say that yeah that i wouldn't i would have i'm not a beer with steak guy i'm out on wheat ales okay too much too much carbs why are you out on wheat i don't particularly like them like um Hephweisen is that that's one yeah sure or in the in the same family there was a time of my life

when I really liked a half you are uh people don't know this if you're baby back your man I know Dylan is a closet beer snob or craft beer guy I should say formerly like entry level craft beer guy because I I do enjoy a craft beer and I've you know I've delved into that realm but yeah but I'm not super knowledgeable. I also don't like IPAs. And I think super beer nerds are IPA guys and I just don't like them. They don't agree with me.

The IPA. They're just too heavy and better for me. Dylan, so if you're a baby backer and you don't know this, if you've just found us from Mongolian throat singing weekly, Dylan, in addition to being an entry level craft beer guy is an obviously 42-year-old gay man.

That's true. I'm 42-year-old gay man, obviously. So people said on the reel that you're not beating the allegations. I know. The segment about the hot guys at Pinehouse really set me back. What happened there? Did they not reach out? Did the hot guys reach out to you?

I have not received a message from the hot guys. Because they were tagged in it or one of them was. Were they? But it was a hidden comment though? I unhitted it. I went in an unhit it. Okay. Why are you hiding comment?

What are you trying to do? It may not have seen it yet. Okay. Maybe I'll just reach out myself. They'll see you in that ponty. That's for sure. Pontchro outdoors. Yesterday you were rocking the original shirt, the long sleeve one that you can just, you know, it's got more of a ranch vibe to it. This one of my favorite is the lightweight hoodie.

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It is from a reality dating show, one that I was unfamiliar with. I don't know if you've seen this yet. This hit our group chat, the meme team, I believe. And, yeah, we'll post this, repost us to the circling back story. But just, just hold, just see where this takes you. Victoria's got it all. She's a very cool girl and sexy too. And Victoria's seems like she's up for good fun and I really like that about her.

I appreciated that so like I wouldn't mind like sleeping with her. That is definitely an aprodisiac. I am getting so excited. I'm feeling Randy now. What about you? Oh, I'm feeling good. Yeah. Let me try some egg, like the green sauce. Do you, how's that?

Oh, that's a good, is that enough? Eating oysters. Yeah. Grop. Mm. Not wild. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, too hot, too much. Spicy, you know, that green was spicy. Spoisy. Speaking of spice. Let's put some in my eye. Speak. He's putting hot sauce in his eye. A lot of them.

A lot of tobacco in the eye if you're not watching. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh. Oh, I just... What I really like about this clip is that five or six seconds in, you're thinking, oh, this guy's gonna be,

this guy's kind of creepy or, like, horny, and he's gonna say something embarrassing, cringy. He said he was Randy. Yes, he did. And Randy. You're like, oh, no, dude. He's, like, way too, like, geeked up for sex. He's very forward about it.

Okay. Eat no oysters, you know, Aphrodisiac mentions that, mentions that and no man he just fucking uh he just hit you with a spin move goes a different way yeah yeah i just want to play this far again speaking of spice let's put some in my eye let's put some in my eye dude have you ever uh this made me i immediately thought of you and when you were uh courting the young ladies at the skating rink when you're in like sixth grade and uh you just ran out of material and you panicked and just did like a little dance move and skated off

Okay, what is it... That's basically what he did, but with hot sauce in his eye. What is it that Landry put in the... Okay. Someone said you've obviously never had an older woman hit on you. Sometimes you just start doing shit. Yeah. Yeah.

You just got to start... Yeah, you just got to start trying to stuff. It's a jester, Max. You got to start trying to show. Yeah. Like, that's an attempt at gesturing. Speaking of spice, let's put some of my eyes. You know what?

Look, here's the deal. I have exhausted... My entire material for this set. I still got, I'm looking at the clock, got two minutes. I'm out of shit. I'm out of shit to do. So I'm going to take this hot sauce. I'm going to put it in my eye. You think that could be pretty damaging to your eyeball, no?

Yeah. Yikes. It looks like Tabasco. Rainy, has to feel that your name is also an adjective that means, like, horny? When I first discovered that, I was floored. I think I was in middle school. I just looked up my name in the dictionary just to see. And then I was like, wait a second.

What the hell? And then I remember Austin Powers. I'm like, oh, that's what he meant by Randy. Austin Powers taught me that word. Somebody on Twitter was like, how is this not a Tim Robinson sketch? It really like, it 100% is. This is from Match Me Abroad. A broad, one word.

Oh, okay. Which is on the learning channel. Any interest? I yeah After failing to find a soulmate in the United States Americans take the search overseas for a chance at happiness expert matchmakers pull out all the stops to connect these hopeful romantics to their one true love

so I think this guy just needs his own show just to see what he how he deals with life just to just be so overtly honest about your horniness little hornyness Little horny also

Went into this clip No context when he like started kind of coughing Because the hot sauce on the oyster I thought oh is he about to projectile Like yeah yeah yeah no no it wasn't that either There's two there's two fakeouts here He zagged when you thought he was gonna zig There's two yeah there's two very very good fakeouts

And it's if you're given a multiple choice like how does this end And you're like guy is way too horny Guy gets sick from too much hot sauce guy puts hot sauce and eyeball what's the payoff there she laughs isn't there like a version of the tequila shot where you um instead like the line the lime in the salt you snort the salt and you do the lime in your eye yeah and it's called a it's a dillon i think it's called something else instead of yeah snake fight i don't drink that stuff anymore my clothes kept falling off yeah i get it so it's just like became a problem so you shoot the tequila you

no you snort the salt you shoot the tequila and then you you put the line you squeeze the stunt man shot stunt man shot or tequila suicide but i've heard stunt man shot would you try the the stunt man shot day uh this is hard this segment's kind of hard for me to continue with because it takes you makes your clothes fall off and you had an incident because you used to be a stunt man and then you had a like a career ending injury no i i I made a bad mistake recently. I made the mistake of asking her on a straight tequila night. And it was just didn't go well.

So you asked someone out and just like, we're just going to drink straight tequila all night? Yeah, I didn't know. Nobody warned me. And I asked her. And she started thinking about him. She was ready to fight. That's what I'll tell you.

It was the whole thing. And combined with the fact that my clothes fall off. Yeah. Well, that's what happens. So it was a very awkward. I would have known that because she was she was meaner than a junkyard dog and I was naked and this is at a bar something like you guys had a good night though then I then I freaked out and I put I put Tabasco I put Tobasco my eyeball okay that's what you do and you're out of moves yeah it was a tough tough hour went to jail that sounds like one tequila two tequila three tequila floor am I right Jeez Dave's taking a sip of water

I'm gonna watch this show Okay All right I'm probably I'm more likely to watch another or an unepisode of this show more so than episode two of the Hawk Which

Not as bad as I thought it was gonna be But probably not continuing You did watch episode two? No Oh you're just saying the first episode I just don't think I'm yeah Gotcha I want to support

Here's my deal Take draw I want to support at Luke Wilson. Yeah. I like, well, all those guys, I like all the guys that are in it. I just, I like Luke Wilson. I think he's doing fine.

But you know, like, you know when an actor you've liked disappears for a while? And you're like, uh-oh, I hope it's going well. Then he paused back up. Where has he been? I don't know. Cricket shirts. How many cricket shirts are in the show? I mean, that's what he's doing now.

There's definitely one in it because they posted it. I wore a cricket shirt in our viral clip recently. No, I just, I want him to, I don't want him to fall from irrelevance. I'm kind of glazing. Like, he's going to be fine. He's not going to have a tequila night with me. I think he's an Austin guy. I know he used to be.

Him and, yeah, I think he lived here for a time. He's a Dallas guy, him and Owen. I saw my hula hot one time. Yeah, wow, you approached me. Wow. No, that's his brother, Owen. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, I don't know.

You approached my table. I'm actually, yeah. I didn't approach his table. Yeah, you had the look of a guy who knew who I was. You gave me a subtle head. I just clocked him from across the way. Yeah, it was it was clocking to you, wasn't it? Yeah, it was kind of like when Randy was clocking Tony Hinchcliff.

Yeah. Notice a slight knot of head. It was a pointed out of thumbs up. That's a reference that some people know. Do you know that one? I just want to get some fucking sleep. Notice a slight nod of the head. No, quit giving away.

You did it. I don't know. You wouldn't. Not a bad villain in that show. Yeah. What's the guy's name? Like something gold or? Goldie, McGoldface?

I don't know. Some gold. Oh. Okay, Randy. I'm assuming it's the boys. I don't know what reference you guys are doing. No, that's all right. We can't tell you.

We can tell you, but then we have to kill you. Oh. Wow. My brother came on here and started doing references. Wow. Speaking of which, I feel like I haven't seen Owen. Wilson and anything that hasn't been like a sequel to an old comedy recently either. He was just in something pretty big, wasn't he? He was in that golf show. He's also in a

different golf show. Oh yeah. I've seen clips of that on that on. We're really, yeah, we really, we're really wishing the best for the, the Wilson brothers as we don't know the shows that they're in. They're doing fine. They're well off. They made a lot of monies. Yeah, they're doing okay. I'm not worried about them. Yeah. I forgot that, uh, Will, Farrell and Luke Wilson have worked together previously. Of course, in old school. Of course. Quite prominently. How about that?

Anyway, anybody in the chat watch match me abroad? Or like, does anybody provide context? Like, how does this end? Do they end up hooking up? I don't know. I'm looking at Randy for answers. He'd have got it. I'll let you know if the chat says anything, but they haven't said anything. She just got so excited. She couldn't contain herself and she's brought them back to the hotel.

Yeah. I bet I bet how it ended was like the check came and he pulled out his Ridge wallet. She was like, yep. This guy. This guy is my match abroad. Ridge wallet. We freaking love him. I used to be a big fat brick wallet guy.

I was a classic big, dumb wallet that I kept. I moved it from my back pocket to my front pocket at some point. And even then, it was just, what am I doing? it. I've got this big old thing in my pocket. Give you back problems, man, if you sit on it. Seriously. It's literally the last wallet you'll have to buy. The Ridge wallet.

It's sleek. It's unique. It's modern. How many cards do you think you can hold plus cash? How about this? 12. I was going to guess eight. We've got a bunch of cards because of the business and stuff.

We got we got kids. We got kids. We got insurance cards. Like just life, man. Hey, listen, I got the leather one. It's got like leather on the outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And oh my God, this thing is sharp, dude.

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News. Ohio State is entering a new corporate partnership with J.P. Morgan Chase. That includes jersey patches for all 36 Ohio State teams. Per industry sources, this is expected to yield Ohio State nearly $17 million per year, an eye-popping number that's expected to be an industry leader. Yeah, they got the Chase patched there on the football jersey. 17 million per year. I don't love that college sports is headed this way, but it was always kind of inevitable, I think.

If you compare this one to the Monster Big 12 deal that the Big 12 got, they got $20 million for the whole league, which is split amongst the 16 teams in the Big 12. But that's also only for football and basketball, correct? It's football. I think it's women's and men's basketball and maybe something else. Maybe volleyball. Not club hockey? I don't think so.

But still, I mean, you're talking about less than $2 million per team. However, I did learn, and I saw this a tweet by Ari Wasserman, who is, don't know exactly who he is, but I know he's a reputable source. He said that the Big 12 thing is that. that each program can still pursue their own branding deal. So you can get double patched up. You can get double patched up because the big logo, it's like it's built into the Big 12 logo. So it was already going to have a Big 12 logo.

With the Monster like M behind it. This one's just way cooler with the Monster logo. Right. This one's just more likely to have their Facebook, Avi, be a selfie with a goatee and wraparounds. Sure. Let's say our friends out Lubbock, way wanted to get a chimies sponsorship or maybe a big data center or a big data center they would

have the the monster logo on one chest or one side of the chest and then chimies or a data center on the other one it'd be it'd be a pretty busy jersey at that point okay but it is on the table for those programs and this is going to start thinking not that they're the first ones to do this but the trend this is the first like big time program to learn oh how state top three biggest most valuable most profitable valuable program in the country as far just football i mean i believe i believe they're top three maybe the top two okay behind of course uh let me guess texas yes and uh do you know the other one i think oh house states too texas ohio state then it's like penn state georgia is up there all right i don't know how these i guess just

money's earned. I don't know. Where's Texas State? I don't know. We'll find out. Texas State's actually fourth. They're not. It's really funny, dude.

It's really fucking funny. I think that's funny? Not really. Why don't you go put some hot sauce on your eye, you get shit? Maybe I will, you dumb bitch. Oh yeah, I bet you will. Get some hot sauce. You'd be crying.

Do we have some? We have some. We probably some expired stuff in there. We do have some. Don't get it out, please. Uh, yeah. Okay. Well, this is good for that, man.

I'm glad to see good things happening at the Ohio State University. I believe this also presents NIL opportunity for some place. Are they going to get like a Les Wexner patch as well? Who's that for the people who don't know? Let's look them up. I'm very unfamiliar. You just brought it up. It says he is a American billionaire businessman and political activist,

co-founder and chair emeritus of Bath and Body Works. Oh, okay. Interesting. It's good to see. So wait, wait, what's the big deal then? Hold the fort, deeply connected to, Jeffrey Epstein. Oh, dear, dear Lord.

This is a big, this is a big number for Ohio State. According to Pete Nicos, Ohio State's jersey patch deal will pay more annually than the clippers who have a deal for $13 million. The cabs have a good deer patch for $10 million. 76ers have a stub hub patch for $5 million. Again, this is across all sports. So it's not like a son-in apples to apples comparison.

But this is a big number. just looking a little bit more it's not like ohio state has like buildings wait a second wexner's center for the arts a multi-disciplinary contemporary art center located on the ohio state university main campus wexner medical center the major academic medical center and health system associated with the ohio state university all right um yeah i don't i don't know i don't know whatever happened there hey i'm just happy to see chase in the headlines not for their c-suit not for some alleged sex slavery or um which isn't funny the or throwing a trash can on the

you know streets of new york just to go steal was that also chase yeah i was like there was like their die i had or something like that she just dumped out all the trash i took the nix yeah the nix Yeah, okay. Oh, yeah, I forgot all about the, uh, the, uh, the lawsuit, uh, allegations from the, um, guy at Chase Chase Bank.

Yeah. Who we bank with. We have to disclose that. We do bank with. We do have to disclose that to the podcast listeners. Because if they can't trust us to disclose that, what can they trust? Hey, Justin Herbert and Madison Beard got engaged.

What does that do for you? Uh, it's beer time. Glug, glug. Have ever told that story on here? I definitely told it and no one remembers it because it's not a good story. But I should probably say if I'm going to, if I'm going to, if I'm going to ask Madison beer to freak dance at a frat party or something. I got probably very young.

I got my listening years on. Tell me the story. We haymistered somebody in Grand Prairie like around the movie theaters in high school to get beer, which is what a hey mister is. You know, you ask a stranger outside the gas station. Of course. Right. And this guy obliged.

He's like by himself. I don't know how old he was. He might have been like in his 20s. He wasn't like cool. He was just a guy. We're like, all right, cool, man. Yeah, he's like, I'll meet you over there in that parking lot. So we're waiting for him.

We're like just sitting there and like our buddy's car. It's car. We hear this car like tear ass into the get into the parking lot and just haul ass into this parking spot like hits the brakes, like slams on them and like throws it in a park and like looks over at us. We have like our windows down, his windows down. And he just looks at it. It's beer time. that's sick

dude that guy's fucking sick we were like fuck yeah dude it was almost definitely a 30 rat keystone light that's what he got in high school we're like thanks man and he's like so were you guys gonna go drink those right and it was like the ultimate like you wanted to he wanted to join

100% he's like what are you guys gonna do with those beers they're gonna be chill there we're gonna drink them so yeah it's beer time but like I swear in my head And this could be like me just like adding to the memory, but like, he's saying it on the break so hard that he was like kind of rocking back and forth,

you know, like momentum. And they said it whilst, it's beer time. Like a beer, like a beer commercial. That guy's awesome. And we're like, yeah, dude. Have you ever been Hey, Misterd?

No, I have. No. I got Hey Mistered once, I think. I turned it down. I said, I just can't do it. Smart. Yeah. I didn't want that on my hands. No.

You go home and you're wondering, like, fuck, what if, like, but like, one of them gets sick? I felt, like, sympathetic to their, you know, their quest there. Because I, I was like, I mean, I didn't say that. Like, I've been there. I get it, man. You just want to knock a few back with the boys. And I could deliver that to you, but I'm just not going to do it.

I'm going to be responsible. Drink responsibly. Kids aren't drinking anymore. Well, they ain't drinking any less. No, really. They don't, kids don't drink alcohol. I don't know. Sounds like these buzz balls.

are all the rage. And we see all the Borg stuff too. So maybe in general they're not, but the kids are still getting drunk. To be clear, we don't see all the Borg stuff. I'm not seeing a ton of Borg. I don't see the Borg stuff. Maybe you're dialed in.

Blackout Rage Gallant. I'm not getting a ton of Borg content. It's like every St. Patty's Day, there will always be like a bunch of confiscated borgs. I told you before. We're not serving Borg here, buddy. Go on. You've got to go down to St.

to get to borg. I'm sorry, but don't borg. Don't borg, kids. That's just not, that's not bright. Why not? That is the lamest thing you've ever said. A gallon of just straight, just gas. It's not like straight liquor.

I know, I know that you put flavoring in it and shit, but it's, it's just a alcohol poisoning waiting to happen. Yeah, dude. I've seen it, man. Alcohol poisoning sucks. They like, that happened to me, but. You turn down the kids that, like, they're like,

Mr. Can you grab us, can you grab us like a 30 rack? No, man, I don't do that. I got some Borg in the truck, though.

You guys want this Borg? It's been sitting in my trunk for like a month. What is it just like a handle of like cheap vodka and like Gatorade or something? Like, what is it?

Randy? I mean, it's, I don't think it's a handle. It's probably like a fifth or so much and then just water and then it'll either like energy flavoring or just like electrolyte flavoring.

Have you borged before? No. Good. We're getting all this Borg content. Too old for that. I will bring the buzzballs in though. Don't know. Nobody wants them. Really don't want that to have. See you guys, everyone, go ahead and comment that they're cowards in the, uh, the comments below on Spotify. The worst thing's going to happen to someone calls me a coward because I don't drink a

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This guy. Way too much medevac. Is it a medevac, hellevac content in the last three weeks, by the way? Or lack that, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. We had the diarrhea young lady. Well, I'm reading this tweet, we look up the cost of getting star-flighted to the hospital.

Because I know it's crazy. But an ambulance is like a thousand plus, which is like people are taking, people are like breaking legs and taking Uber's to the hospital because it's so expensive. Anyway, this is originally tweeted by Pauly Market and someone decided to quote tweeted and shared, they shared the full story here. So these friends Got together and went for a little hike They hiked six hours Okay, let me start from the beginning here 32 year old ER nurse named David

David's a male nurse Yeah Shout out Meet the parents Was day hiking Montana's tallest mountain with his boys Sick like what happened He slips on a rock near the top And full on impales himself

On his own trekking pole that goes clean through his lat with eight inches sticking out both sides. Okay. Are you imagining the situation? Yeah, the lat, of course, is under the shoulder. Dave's got crazy lad. Under the arm. So flex that lat for the boys.

There it is. He's got them wings. Oh, dude, there's a fucking track pole on my lat. Fuck. I'm going to miss at least six weeks just when I was starting notice gains. Dave's a problem on the pull-up bar. Fuck. nurse brain kicks in immediately checks himself realizes nothing vital got hit and he can still breathe fine

says uh he says screw the helicopter bill and just starts hiking the entire 10 miles back down with the pole still stuck and through him okay so you don't pull it out you leave it in leave it in if you pull it out you could damage organs in the way out you got blood loss all that stuff so i think the move is to keep it in, right? Oh, but like every, as it, you know, bounces around, like bumps into something, all the pain. You're not walking down a paved sidewalk. You're hiking. You're hiking down to downtown. Take six and a half hours. Friends are spotting him the whole way. One even runs ahead to warn families so kids don't see the gnarly shit. About four miles from the car, they realize they're actually going to make it and start cracking kebab jokes. You get it because he's stuck with a

been there dude never complain once stayed in weirdly high spirits the whole time walks himself all the way to the trailhead gets the pole pulled out later at the hospital and already says he's going back next year to finish the summit do you have a a cost for us uh travi Travis County uh uh just Travis County got turned into travi uh 15,500 500 base rate plus $200 per mile en route to the hospital. I'm sorry. That's crazy. What are we doing? If someone needs life-saving, like, air support, you got to pay 20 grand to get there?

That sucks. No, it doesn't. Okay. No, it's good. Okay. You're, uh, fuck. Healthcare. What, what are you doing?

Yeah. No, I'm, I'm just, are you a socialist? It sounds like you might be. I'm not a socialist. Oh, okay, maybe a communist then? But I think life-saving medical support should be... Yeah, which... Oh, here comes woke door and everyone.

Market value, dude, it's supply and demand. Do you how many people can just shell out 20 grand to get to the hospital? I don't figure it out. Find a way. Not many. Get a third job. Okay. Just in case I need to take a helicopter?

I don't know. Don't go hiking. Don't do high-risk activities, then. Okay. Don't slip on a rock. Okay, fair enough. I won't. I'll try not to.

Do you understand? This guy's a dog. I found a picture of him. I was going to say, where are the pictures? Because surely, okay, there we go.

Ooh, should we post that? Is it too gruesome? Is there one with the pole? Yeah. Have you not seen this one? Oh, fuck.

Okay, I'll send this. I think we can show this. Is it bloody? Yeah, it's not bad. Not really. Hey, if you're watching. Can you just not pay the bill?

We'll see. Oh, yeah, that's not that bad. I'm not going to pay it. Not going to pay it. Put this up. No, man, I'm good. This guy's awesome. Damn.

I mean, that's, that couldn't be more in there. Dude, shot is down there. Holy shit. Yeah, I don't like this. This is more painful than I imagined. Painful looking. I don't know what I thought. This looks about it.

Well, is it not up? I mean, because you got to think it's pressing up against the rib cage. And like that has to be incredible pain. Like you've had a bruised rib, I'm sure. Like, you know, any type of, you don't, like a pole just. Imagine the force you have to fall down with in order for this to fully puncture you like that.

Like that's so much. Yeah, I got questions. Yeah, I want to know. I'd like to have seen how it happened. I'm curious. I don't want to see it, but I'm curious. Bro, I'm sick out. Like, how was it, how was the pole situated?

How do he slip and fall on it? What do you think he's going to? to do with the pole. You got to keep it. Oh, yeah. You got to frame that, John. You know what's sneaky, very sharp that I'm sure people know, but if you ever break a golf club, the shaft is extremely sharp. Careful with that. I had a buddy who on the golf team in high school who missed some time because he cut his hand on his. It's very gross cut, very deep. We had a guy, our starting catcher. I was a, I was a sophomore. I got bumped up to varsity for playoffs.

I didn't play, but I was on the team. Our starting catcher, who was also like our team captain, really good ball player, a week before the first game of the playoffs, he shot off the end of his index finger. He went on like a ran strip with buddies, and he was fucking around with the gun, and shot the end of his finger off. He didn't play.

My buddy Eugene, who was the JV catcher, you know, Eugene. He got the start. He was forced into action. And he's a good player. He was a good catcher. He couldn't hit for shit. He won't mind me saying that. He couldn't hit for shit.

I love you, Eugene. He collapsed his backside. He was just everything was a pop-up. They've all been there. It's like, dude, just level that shit out a bit, dog. Just collapsed his shit, man. What are you doing, Eugene? Idiot.

Dumbass. Has he worked on it since? Like, he's even getting work in the cage? He's 43 years old. Actually, no, he hadn't turned. He's still 42. So he doesn't play organized baseball anymore. Why not?

Because he's 43 years old. Okay. His men's leagues? Yeah, his opportunity has passed him by. Okay, sorry I asked. I think there's definitely been people that have had at bats at Savannah bananas that are over 43 years old. Yeah. I guess that's a fair point.

Can you do a backflip? No, Eugene can't do shit, dude. I guess I'll fuck off. Well, I guess then we're not signing him, I guess. He peaked. He peaked already. Better collapse the backside down. Dave.

Just stop collapsing your shit, dog. Like, what do you doing? I can't. I'm addicted to it. Damn, I'm really, this is crazy. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I get it.

I do like, it's tough for the girl got hell of vaced after the explosive diarrhea. If, in fact, that was real. We played a fog. It was Ria for sure. We played a foggy. I'm sorry, I'm going back to Eugene real quick. We had a really foggy game one time. And you couldn't, like, you couldn't see a fly ball.

Like, you couldn't. It was just one of those games. It was kind of a funny game. Like, you hit a pop fly, the outfield. The guy, like, tries to catch. He's like 50 feet away from where it eventually falls. And I was, I was standing next to my coach in the dugout. And Eugene was up to bat.

He goes, come all, Eugene, do what you do. Hit a pop fly. It was funny. That's, that's tough. It is tough. So shout out to this guy, though. Yeah, shout out to this guy. Someone asked Grock if there's affordable accident insurance for a big hike.

Yes, there is. There is a $40 a year for up to 100K search and rescue coverage. I deal with a satellite communicator. Okay. So you can get insurance. Take out a little policy before. Chopper, you can get chopper insurance? It's a search and rescue.

I don't know. I don't think that includes a chopper ride, though. I just found it seven seconds ago. I don't know. I've read the policy. Figure it the fuck. I didn't underwrite it. God, you just did have to research, man.

It's not that helpful. Do your own research. I'm not your teacher. There's so much, if you look at the, never mind. It's not my responsibility. Educate you, Dave. Get to the chopper. Go and do it.

You've been impelled. You're the, you know, they trek pole to your lat. Your lat is looking small. You haven't been doing rolls. You're, you have to bring it back like this. You're bending too much. That pull wouldn't have made it through your lad, dude. No.

Those things, man. The muscle fibers are confused. This is good, but it's been hurt. It would have bounced off your shit. Would it bounce clean off your shit. You're holding in a yawn, aren't you? Let it out, big dog. You had it holding in.

Let it out. I let it go. I let it in. It'll come back. I let it out. Let's check in on Chef Emerald tomorrow. Unless we have to check in on it today. We've done all the reads?

I think we have. Or is there one not in there? It's right. We have. You're right. All right. Let's save it. Let's save Emeril.

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Make sure you go to our Instagram. You like and you follow us and share with a friend. What do you all do for lunch? so fucking hungry i got i got no plans i didn't bring anything in you want to go get me a lunch i have carnitas in the fridge now i'm probably not going to go get you lunch chay made carnitas i you got to stop connor chay you know i have a friend named chay chay chay chay chay made carnitas i'm gonna call her chichi don't call her chichi chich don't call her chich don't call her chich like chich rodriguez no like chichi he did the what did he do he's a yeah he did the the

sword putter guy right yeah he's a yeah he did the the sword putter guy right Yeah, I mean, among other things, but yeah. That's how I know him. Yeah, he was a showman. Yeah, he wasn't like the best, but he had that, he had that. He has that dope picture from Augusta National with his caddy. Look at it up, Randy. Look up Chi Chi-Chi Rodriguez, Augusta caddy pick.

Go, you have 10 seconds. This is really putting you on the spot. Trevi County. Ravi. I didn't know what he was trying. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's right.

It pops up every year. It is just a dope pick. That is a dope pick. You've never looked that cool. Never in my life. Why haven't you looked this cool? Never in my life. Those hat the hat that the caddy's wearing is super dope.

Let's talk offline about launch, Randall. Bye. Are you guys going to lunch together? No. Well, maybe. Maybe we'll go pick something up. Yeah. I'm just, I'm really hungry.

Shut up. You just asked the question. Yeah, Chi Chi Chi didn't give us anything to eat. So what are we supposed to do? Yeah, I want Chi Chi Chi Chi's carnitas. She gave me. I got her muffin yesterday. She made you a muffin.

Did you tell her thanks? She was packing two muffins. She said, this one's for Dave. Give it to Dave. I said, Yes, ma'am. I don't know why she'd singled you out. Randy,

she didn't want you to have a muffin. She probably thinks I don't respect her healthy cooking. She'll probably give me a slice of, like, pineapple pizza. That's what you guys are going to bond over, is pineapple pizza. I don't partake. Parks likes it, too, by the way.

She's directly messaging. He likes a Hawaiian. Parks DM me, too. Dude, I love pineapple pizza. I told that a little shit not to be on Instagram. Did she do pineapple and pizza with jalapenos? He gave me on Roblox. Because I think you have to have the spiciness of the jalapeno.

All right, let's just close it down. The pineapple. All right. Do you understand what I'm saying? Bye. I don't think he understands what you're saying. We can keep going. See you later for a restaurant week.

Hungly. Bye. Bye. Thank you.