Circling Back - A Stabbing in Indy & Down Go The Horns | Circling Back 10-6-25

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

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Oh, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Oh, oh, we doing it? Uh, welcome back. It's a circling back podcast. It's Monday morning. My name's Dave. And I'm going to host.

And producing, as always, is Randall Trimbecky. Hi, Dave. Hi. Hi. Happy spooky season. You don't sound bad, though. You know what? I've been in my adult years, as in my past, like, two, three years.

I've decided to not, like, belt out scream at concerts anymore. You know, I, you know, I'll sing a little bit. You say if you're screaming for the bedroom. What are that new group? he joined you know the austin screen club austin scream club oh yeah how's it going this is going great i also did wear a bandana pretty much every single time i was walking through the crowds because of uh the all the dust and everything smart but uh yeah no i uh you wore a face diaper to acl i know i did i looked so woke no it was it was it was good i am surprised how my uh voice sounds right now

yeah i mean i that was kind of half the episode was just devoted us making fun of your voice but you sound You probably arguably sound better than me. You don't even party, dude. So shout out to you. I party. I was partying. No, no, no. We were talking about it.

You don't party. No, I definitely party. It's like my favorite thing to do is partying. Okay, well, welcome. Well, thank you. Thank you for having me. And welcome to everybody who's new here, who tuned in to see what all the hubbub is for this guy. Dylan Shivry.

Man, pretty stoked to be here. Like Randy said, spooky season is upon us. Next time you see the studio, it will be spookied out. Spooky doubt. We'll see. I asked Randy earlier if you wanted to go right after the show to Spirit Halloween. He's like, wow far. I want to go home.

He wants to go home to work on his game show, aka get a nap in. You're giving off want to go home and sleep vibes. Dude, we went to Home Depot last night. No, that's not yesterday. We brought home a couple of Halloween items, but, man, they have... Oh, yeah, I saw it on your Instagram. They've gone crazy. I logged into at DC Rough on Instagram is where I am, but then I checked Dillans and he posted it.

At D. Shivery is where I saw it. Yeah, I go out of fun spelling it. They have, they have this one thing. I don't even know what the hell it is. You're painting a real picture here. It's made out of, uh, it's like a tree. tree with the face. Is it finished?

It's taller, which is, would you let me go? It's taller than the huge skeleton they've been selling for a few years now. It's three feet taller than that. It's massive. What are you going to do with that? I don't know. You have to assemble it like in the front lawn and then somehow erect it. Oh.

And it's, I mean, these things are getting a little out of hand. Maybe if you just show them that fucking guy's set for. A.C.L. We brought Hillary Duff out. Yeah. Who's that guy at Roll Mall? That should erect it just fine. They have this werewolf that's like the size of, uh, oh, like the size

of a small roller, the size of a big boulder? Golf cart, but longer. The size of an otter. It's a size of a six person golf cart. You know, like the long ones they have in, uh, cinnamon shore. Okay. It's big. And it, like, its eyes light up and it howls it. Horizontal? It's, It's on all fours?

It's fucking cool, man. Okay, so it's black, it's cool. No. They got some crazy stuff at Home Depot. Daddy kind of wanted that. Do we need to go there? Can we get the werewolf? It doesn't sound like this room.

There's not. It's so cool. They have a lot of very big stuff. So we could? Yeah, they have a lot of big, big stuff. I'm out on the inflatable. Those aren't really aren't for me. Well, like the big skeleton that's been a, been popular.

I think sick, dude. Still in on that. We've already got a skeleton. Yeah, sorry, Skelly. I don't mean to talk about bigger skeletons. You're doing just fine, buddy. No, that's, although it would be kind of funny to have a giant skeleton next to you. Like KJ? Yeah. Right, giant KJ, giant skeleton. That would be funny. So how does it feel? Yeah, your first weekend is the hottest man on the planet.

It feels good, man. Just, I feel pressure. Did you go out? I feel pressure now. Were people recognizing you? To like get, you know, stay in shit. Keep the tan going. Got a haircut last week. I just feel like pressure to look good all the time now. Are you getting recognized? Yeah.

Where? At the pool, at the mall, in the drive-thru. You went to the mall? At Pinkberry. No, I didn't go to the mall. No, I haven't gotten recognized. I didn't really go out much this weekend, actually. Okay.

Well, it kind of did. Did a little dinner. This guy ate dinner. Kind of did a little dinner on Friday. Um, yeah, I mean, heavy is the head that wears the crown. I know, I know. Especially when that head is. Big itself, you know.

Big old head. It's big, literally and figuratively, I think is what you're trying to say here. Dude, the stoolies love it. The stewley. Hey, welcome Stoley's who have found the show. Are they like you or are they jealous of you? Who found the show, thanks to the Stoley's like, dude. She's right.

He is hot. Or are they like, dude, fuck, this guy's not that great. I'm going to hate watch this show. Because either way, we embrace. I saw some people. in the comments of the post we did and it said like i hated dylan at first because he was good looking and then i just stuck around and now i like him which is you shouldn't immediately hate someone well i'm not that good looking just i'm fine hey hottest man the planet's not that good

looking what does this dave oh randy you silly little bitch tomorrow marks the beginning of spooky season two o'clock it'll drop tomorrow afternoon yeah probably be more 30 30 4 o'clock um i checked my i logged into my spooky at washedmedia dot com email this morning and there's like a ton more stuff in there i got to go through but tomorrow's show is for the most part don and it's going to be a good one i think will's going to be in here he likes a good spook likes to get scared um just just tune in. It's on Patreon. People like it. And if you like it, guess what? You won't have to wait until next week to listen to another one because you could go back. There's a back catalog of like

five, five years worth of spooky seasons. Six. This is season seven. Yeah. That's a lot. Is it really? Mm-hmm. Sheesh. Yeah. So that's going to take up the majority of my afternoon today, just getting it dialed. It's got to get it locked in. Coffee Friday. You guys held it down. y'all two and brett yeah it just it it was a derail of all derails and uh i think some people you're all nickname i think some people probably really enjoyed it yeah it was fun right randy yeah it was it was it was pretty uh standard show up until like you know the 40 minute mark yeah and then just went off the rails so the whole the derail because someone pointed out that someone has straight line does not exist in nature someone asked a question how

was the first straight line, the first man-made straight line, the perfect one. How was it made given there's not a perfect line in nature? Then we were actually debating whether or not there's a perfect line in nature. And Brett said, frozen body of water creates a perfectly straight line. Right? That's, I don't know. Like a small lake, for example, if it freezes over, sure. That's perfectly flat surface, no? Good question. I don't know. I mean, yeah.

He was like, if you took like a mold of clay, pushed it against that, you have a straight line. We just, from there, we just kind of just started talking about weird shit. Why does this perfect line,

allegedly not exist in nature? Is it because of gravity? You could never have a... I think gravity is a reason it does exist. Like I said, the water, water settles because of gravity on a perfectly level line.

I was thinking nothing could ever be... See, listen to the segment you're not going to learn much you're probably like these guys are kind of stupid but it was fun okay i mean look kind of stupid kind of fun that's the name of the show man man i got to go listen to this that's on patreon coffee friday last week's and listener voicemails that dropped last thursday were great too yes they were it was a fun fun week and most importantly the greatest hits the best of dropped on friday too you know start distributing that to your friends get them in here that's a good way to uh i thought there'd be more buzz for that i'll go ahead and uh i'll share my

my inner monologue i i saw that when we dropped that i was like yeah this is people are gonna love this because it's perfect shout out to intern jeff as i will call him going forward g off for putting that together um but yeah i thought i thought more people would be like sight i you know i look i like a little bit of a positive feedback from time to time, especially on something like that, where I'm like, I know this would hit if I were a fan of the show. Now, I famously don't like this show. But if I did, that would be something I would be into because it's just like, sped up theme music, boom, here's a four minute clip where the boys are cooking. Boom, right into another one, completely different. Boom. It's just, it's just the greatest hits. I saw some love in the

subby about it. Was there? Yeah. I didn't, I didn't look very, uh, intricately. Or whatever. Hey, here you go. Tyler Walton in the chat says, Best of was awesome. Listen twice already. There you go. Thank you.

That's all I needed. I need a little bit of positive reassurance. I need a little pat on the back from time to time. It's reassurance time. It's reassurance time. Sure. Sure. I don't know how often those are going to drop.

That was so good. That was so good. Yeah. Are we going to try to get it up on YouTube? It is up on YouTube. It just doesn't have the clips. It's just the image, but it has all the audience. Yeah, I put it on.

Patreon, YouTube, and the feeds. He's all over it. Good job, man. Hey, good job. Despite what we talked about this morning before the show, like, you did good on that. Thanks. Just kidding. Dave wants to hold my hand in spirit of Halloween because he gets too scared if I'm not with him.

No, I just thought like, it's your studio. And if you let me go by myself, you know, I'm going to, like, just buy everything. I'm going to come back with a werewolf that costs $400. Dude, it's so cool. Does it fit? it won't fit in here no what if we get rid of the table it'll fit but it'll take up a lot of the frame frame it'll look it won't look good maybe you can prop it up like on the fridge so he's like up on you know yeah something it's so cool it's too expensive do you think we should

change that calendar from august at some point rickie's calendar yeah yeah it's love shout to rickie um subscribe to our newsletter go to washdotsubstack.com dropped last week it was a good one um youtube.com slash circling back and of course washmedia dot shop um great week last week big week this week man it's good we're hitting we're in the gauntlet october's our big month feeling good about the content we're putting out dead feeling good about it feeling good about it and randy been good stuff game show supposed to drop very soon soon. Randy, go ahead and tell him when? No.

Randy goes home now to work on it and he just... It's a lot to do, man. And if I have, I'm like working at three to four hours a night now, it's annoying. I'm trying to figure it on. I'm trying to get it down. Okay. He's trying to get it down. Well, you need to be getting eight hours of sleep.

And I know I've been sleeping good. I slept last night on my Lisa mattress, which reminds me. I'd like to talk about our weekend and fun presented by Lisa mattresses. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening.

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Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos. Madel Ranchos. Lovely little dinner. What'd you get? uh fajitas we got b fajitas okay we got the uh the o g waiter his name is uh oh yeah what's his name it doesn't matter uh we got him had a great time hope he's not watching uh if you're watching i'm sorry uh had a kind of a downer weekend uh so shrek chelsea's dog

seems like he might have IVDD, the back issue that some of the Frenchies get. Okay. Chelsea's in rough shape, really worried about Shrek. I have to. Yeah, so we just kind of, I wasn't going to step out Saturday with some friends and go get dinner, but we decided to stay in, and he's going through a tough one. So he might need surgery. We're not sure yet.

We're going to figure it out. Yeah, it's a bummer. It's a bummer. But it's like a breed. thing yeah it's pretty common it's pretty common with all the like long backed dogs too like dachshunds and basset hounds oh yeah their their back halves kind of give give way after a certain point tough scene over there uh just watched some really shitty college football on saturday other than that watched some decent sunday football though well that's a pretty good college football

that's a bad um ransom errands went to home depot pinkberry just had had a you know it was chill chill chill weekend. That's it. Randy. Hi, Dave. You want to hear about my weekend? Right. That's how it goes.

All right. My weekend. So my weekend kind of started on Thursday. A friend came into town. We hung out a little bit. Then we got a drink with old intern, current, part-time, cool Adam. He was experiencing whimsy and joy. How's he doing?

Doing good. What's it cool? Yeah. So we got a drink with him and then Friday came in here, it worked and then headed to, oh, actually, I guess I picked everyone else up Thursday night and we did a like 1 a.m. Waterburger trip. So that was sick. What was the order? I only got a small vanilla milkshake, I ate, but some people just got some burgers stuff. I can't tell you which ones.

You did a 1am milkshake? Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm an adult, man. I'm 31. I can do whatever I want. Damn.

It's true. So Friday, we, uh, we got ready and, uh, we headed into the, the concert. And, uh, here's a good old PSA for everyone. Don't buy fucking shit off of Facebook marketplace because I got scammed. Oh, no. Yeah. What'd you buy? My wristband.

And I was, and then so I, so I, uh, had to buy verified resale and ticket master. So not great. How much did you spend on the fake one? You don't have to say, but yeah, it was, let's just say, that it was a good life lesson. I should have known. Like I told you guys. Was it mailed to you?

No, no. I picked it up. And so I know the guy. I reported out of Facebook and stuff, but I mean, I'm just, I'm going to say that it was, I should have just pulled away. This was, this guy was obviously like a junkie and stuff. I should have just. And you know who you know the guy?

I had the Facebook message and stuff. And I reported it as a scam and all that. Oh, I thought you meant it was like, it was one of your friends. Okay. But like, I'm just taking the get out of it because like, man, like this, this sucks. but it's a financial setback, but it's not ruining me. And, like, I could be, like, addicted to smack like this guy. So I'm like, eh, whatever.

Yeah, things could get worse. Things get worse. So I'm just taking the smack. Yeah, yeah. So I'm just taking the good at that. So, yeah. So just don't buy concert tickets off Facebook marketplace. I should have just bought verified resale from the get-co, but that's how it goes.

Wait, so how did you get, obtain the physical wristband? I went to go pick it up at the apartment. And, like, as soon as I went to the apartment, I was like, like, it was in the parking lot, but I'm like, this place is sketchy. Pretty ballsy. He didn't live there. I don't know. I think so.

Did you actually get the wristband? If that's his home, that's pretty risky. I don't know if he actually lives there. The wristband is, it was an actual wristband, but pretty much, I think this happened because I had to go to customer service, and it was happening to a lot of people. I think it's just standard. You can get the wristband and sell to someone that you can mark it as stolen. and then like there's no way to tell if like they the person actually stole it or if like all that so

they're like yeah there's just nothing we can do so it looked real it was a real risk it just wasn't activated yeah so you've actually seen the guy yeah should we go mess him up i mean just get our goons over there man i would i i i mean i feel like that's a very risky move on his part this reminds me of that time when i was in new orleans and this guy sold my friend uh baking soda on bourbon street and we all cooking he didn't think it was baking soda and then we saw this guy the next night on bourbon street and he saw us it just fucking took off running oh stupid man yeah don't buy drugs in new orleans yeah but anyways uh so i went into the concert had a had a great time it was a fun weekend regardless uh saw a couple backers out there like throughout the weekend

someone at the porta potty, some guy in a car off-seat Chavez, some girls said hi, Randy. And I waved to you got in the crowd. I didn't know who said it, but shots to everyone that said hi to me. Damn, you're so famous. You don't even recognize who's shot. I wish I didn't say hi to everybody.

Whoever that is, man, out there. I love you, too. It was in a big crowd. I made the tree. And I was like, I don't know who said it, but hey. But, no, it was good. And the highlight of the weekend was definitely T-Pain. T-Pain put on a performance.

He's a great performer, dude. He's so, he's just got, he's still got it. It was, it was great. He just played, like, pretty much every banger that he was on. Did he do bartender? He did do bartender. He likes the bartender. He does.

You ever been sitting in a bar and been like, I like the bartender? Yeah, of course. We've all been there. We've all been there. And then, uh, he did, like, a very nice, soft, uh, I'm a love of the stripper, but it was, like, overlaid with, like, get low and stuff. it was like he was just playing all the hits of that weren't his to mix into his songs too he played fiend at one point to go into one of his songs it was great yeah that you posted something

from that concert right yeah two two things he did a cover of don't stop believing by journey and then he did you know he did all everything he's a very talented musician people uh i think early on wrote him off because of the auto tune despite all of the bangers and then uh he was like no no no I don't need autotune. And then the first time he sang without it, people were like, oh, wow, it changes everything. Yeah, it was quite fun. I was rocking with them before. It was the most fun I had at the weekend for sure.

Okay. How many pisses did you take? I took a lot of pisses. I did not piss in the cold plunge, Dave. I know you responded to my story. What was that? Why did you go to that? So that coffee and chill is a thing that's here.

I think it's in somewhere else too. But usually it's at pop-up things at like coffee shops or, bars that in the morning and it's like a wellness thing where there's a bunch of cold plunges and stuff that are inflatable. So there was a DJ that was performing that was performing at ACL later that my friends

are really big fans of. I'm like, oh, how about we just go do this thing? It's like... The Martin Scrillex? It was LBGiobe. So I got it. I did get into cold plunge for all of maybe 15 seconds. It was terrible.

Yeah, I just But that was not at ACO. No, no, no. That was downtown at Republic Square. Why are we? What people think of Austin? Is this what they think of, like, people doing cold points, just drinking coffee and, like, watching a DJ?

Like, that's all. I get it. I shouldn't want people to drink more and, like, party. But I do, like, think of, like, the wellness thing. It's like, no, we're just going to not drink, drink coffee and watch a DJ. And I'm like, come. Wellness is pretty Austin. God.

Mm-hmm. I mean, look, I'm guilty of it. Probably like tech douchebag, a little bit of wellness, a little bit of, like, crunchiness. Let me tell you, it was HBO there, though. It was a lot of, I was, I was peeping your picks. He was peeping your pics. I was peeping your pics. I was peeping your pics.

He was peeping my picks. Yeah, I don't know. Our friend Texas Dives tried to do an anti-wellness Saturday morning meetup, and it was just start, it was just him at a bar like 8 a.m. He opened up the bar. I don't know how many people showed up, but I like that. Anti- Wellness? Well, just bring back drinking a little bit.

I'm not saying you're a blackout, but just drink a little bit. People are drinking less, and I don't like it. Cool Adam's drinking? Yeah. Fuck yeah. He's Gen Z, right? Oh, yeah. So good.

If Cool Adam's drinking. Hey, I'll be drinking tonight, dude. Yeah, dude. Monday night? You're all right? We're going to Maddles tonight, dude. Again? I might be out, dude.

I don't know if I'm going to go, dude. I thought I was going to get more support. from Randy on spooky season, so now it's like, he wants to go home and take a nap, and I'm going to have to go do all the spookies and shit, so. Anyway. But then we went to Bill's Oyster, got the cheeseburger event. It's a great burger. It was a really good burger. But yeah, all at all, good weekend. Any questions about ACL or anything? Best act. Okay, you said T-Pain. Beside T-Pain, best, worst. You know, to be honest, I did not enjoy the, I saw like the first three songs of the strokes.

didn't really catch me at all. Like the main singer didn't. Maybe got more pepped up later, but he was just like standing there the whole time. I'm like, oh, I thought it was like the strokes. Aren't she supposed to be like this kick-ass rock and roll band? Yeah. I don't know. So maybe it got better afterwards because I left to go watch Sabrina Carpenter.

Shania came out. How'd Sabrina do? I liked it. Yeah. I thought it was a good show. Midnight Generation. Very cool, very cool band. that uh i enjoyed it's like a about these guys it's like a mexican disco band it's cool no i didn't

know about them either oh uh what johnny johnny valence and like something like that dave if you're in the beastie boys you need to check these guys out i don't know if you're in the beastie boys you're in the beastie boys did um i dabbled joey valence and bray they're they're like a very much they sound like that that sound. I think sabotages in my top three music videos of all time and it's a great song. Intergalactic has some great songs on it too.

Okay, I'll check them out. Intergalactic, planetary, planetary intergalactic. The Steelies didn't know you had that. The Steelers like, okay, so I thought this guy was just eyeing. This guy's actually kind of funny. And he's got some hip-hopology. Yeah, dude. Wow.

Andy just shows the eye on the free show. This guy's kind of crazy with it. Oh, we? All right. Well, good weekend, Randy. Yeah, it was fun. You made a breakfast taco bar for your friends. I did.

A little chorizo, a little bacon, eggs, avocado. Someone gave me a shit for getting the H.E.B. Shredded cheese. Like, I'm not going to go shred my own cheese. You should have shredded your own cheese, dude. I was going to shred my own cheese. But I did get the HEB nice flour tortillas. Oh, yeah.

Huh? The buttery ones? That a boy. Yeah. Damn. He's our little Texan. H.E.B. the goat, man. He's our little Texan right for our hours.

H.E.B. is the goat, right? I don't know. Everybody, whatever grocery stores people grow up with, that's like, God's the fucking goat. I saw a, like, a TikTok or something of this dude. He did a Publix run and video, the whole thing is experienced inside of Publix, and then an H. And he was just like, I don't know how anyone's ever making this comparison. and H-E-B just dunks all over Publitz in every way, except for the pubs.

No, pub subs, dude. I was at Wawa. It was at Wawa. I had to get some water. Did you get a hoagie? I had to get some water. And I got a hoagie. Yeah.

I started task, by the way, dog. I know. I'm happy for you. Yeah. Dude, just wait. I'm one up in. I'm in, dog. It's just a show that is just, I just love what the show is.

That kid at the end of the first episode? last night's up dude no spoilies they really have like two's better than one i'm not going to say last night's was better than the week before but it's just as good okay so yeah it levels up quite a bit so yeah uh i guess i'll work in reverse i did watch task last night with uh my wife um i left town that's why i wasn't on coffee friday apologies um i was out east texas way out Frankson, Texas, just south of Tyler, just a little bit north of Palestine, Texas, home of Adrian Peterson. A little golf trip, pine dunes.

It's probably my favorite course in Texas, just because it's just such a unique, it's a unique course, pine trees, all that. East Texas is a completely distinct place in Texas. It's beautiful. Driving through that part of the state, once you get on the other side of 45. hills, trees. It's great, man. We stayed out there.

Friday played my first round at about, teed off at about one. Played well. We was a match-play situation. Won my match. Match ended. I was putting my stuff away. Everybody's on the 18th hole by the green watching and

showed you guys the video i had to break up a fight um do you hear what i said about the fight you showed you the video right i didn't see the video i sent it i heard carboys okay did you not see it no i hear you talking to bright about it out there but oh do you go check carboys you broke up a fight um yeah but uh so yeah uh broke up a fight uh two of my buddies uh two of my buddies got into it um why did you really not see it dude no oh man i i was i was wondering why i didn't get more outside of brett didn't get much more action but uh yeah so i love how you just get your phone out i mean you got to are you watching it yeah are you you're missing the volume i anyway there's no out of that no volume but that's good so that was a fun

way to start the trip um are you in cinematic mode i didn't take the video oh you didn't no i'm in the video. But yeah, so that was, that was an interesting way to start it. Okay, I see you come in. That's just a funny way to hit. You really did. They really did. They went in between them.

He got the guy and he moved him 20 yards in the other direction. Like, nope, this ain't happening. That's a funny move to put on cinematic mode for a fight on. The joke was like everybody else was just watching and like my buddy, our buddy Cole pulled out his phone and recorded it. And I'm the only one who went to break it up. Because it's like my best friend Norris and then my other good friend Hill. Hill was my roommate in college.

He was my roommate when our other roommate decided to leave a stack of porns and a pocket pee in our bathroom. Ah, yes. And we were like, why'd you do that? To be clear, Hill was not the pocket pee guy. But like, it was fine. They made up. It was dumb.

I can't wait for you to watch it with, I can't believe I missed this, dude. The audio is unbelievable. From there, yeah, Friday night, stayed up, drinking beers, eating burgers. Saturday morning, got up, did the same thing all over again, played some golf. We only played one round Saturday. I was wrong. So I played three rounds total because I missed the practice round.

Saturday afternoon, had the TV set up, watched a lot of ball. uh caught the last probably 10 minutes of the texas game um i guess we could talk a little ball here in a minute yeah i'm fine with that um it was just a just a delight saturday night was so fun just hung out went back to my room and uh kind of got away from everybody uh maybe maybe took a little bit of uh maybe took some gummies maybe drink some tonias uh threw on that tigers barreners game saturday night and it was just a pure great baseball game just a just a good playoff atmosphere it just it was it was fun man extra innings on a saturday night oh you know baseball's great oh so great so exciting uh yeah sunday got up we had the early round uh played

our team our rider cup we so we do a rider cup event our team got dusted it was bad it was really bad sorry ma'am it's okay um but yeah man other than a little squabble pretty uneventful uh one guy who wasn't there might have been chirping another guy who was there and the guy who wasn't wasn't there was leaving to go out of town to barbadoes yesterday that's why he didn't go and there's some tension there so the guy who was there was like watch this he ordered 20 pizzas to the guy's house on saturday night on a cash order and they got delivered it's like the guy's like he's like dude why did 20 pizzas just show up at my home and he realized quickly it was it was the guy who was on the trip it's such a dumb prank

but really funny who paid for it he paid the guy who got them delivered to his home okay good like no no no I mean the guy who received the pizzas oh okay he had to pay like 400 bucks it was a $400 order from Mr. Jim's the guy who placed the order didn't pitch in

no it's fucked up it wasn't cool that's a lot of money it's a lot of money it was not cool but he ended up making he took the pizzas brought him to the hospital and gave it to all the staff So it's nice Yeah

But still He should have pitched in for But it's still Yeah sure That is a nice gesture At the end of the prank Yeah It's still

No no no no No The guy who's house Okay So the guy just took He just took one on the chin Yeah We were

And still did the right Yeah We were 300 miles away Like he just got the pizzas He said There's 20 pizzas Here at my home He paid $400

For said Pets And he said Well fuck it I'm gonna bring him To the hospital Got it So like

He got some Paws vibes Out of it Pawsi vibes He got some good Paws vibes, some good karma, if you believe in that. Unbelievable.

But it was so dumb. I haven't seen that move done since, like, 10th grade. No one does that. I can't say I've ever done that move. The 40-year-old man ordered pizzas to another 40-year-old man's house. Just amazing. Good time. Drive back yesterday.

Hit Bush's in Lorena. Bush's chicken, if you know, you've had it. You know it's some of the best chicken in the game. Sat in the parking lot, ate strips, hit it with the serendipity. just the best man just the best got in last night watch task great time took a shower uh before we talk a little ball want to talk about our good friends at square space square space is the all-on-one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed online whether you're just standing out starting out excuse me or scaling your business square space gives you everything you need to

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They put up a fight against Ohio State lost by a touchdown. and obviously the offense looked pretty terrible. Defense looked great. Then they had three just absolute Cupcake games. Offense continued to look stinky. Defense continued to look great. And then Sam Houston State, kind of the, we called him the slump buster.

Offense looked great. Defense looked great. And so, yeah, going into this game against Florida, Florida, the first SEC game for Texas, playing against a team that had a good defense, good defensive front had an offense it was just kind of lost wasn't really doing much and so here i am thinking like all right the texas offense i still don't think is very good but i think the defense is going to keep them in this game at the very least and so yeah i thought texas would win said that

and i was wrong it was one in three florida with the struggling offense i didn't feel like it didn't feel like an outlandish opinion and people also you're coming off of a buy you kind of you feel a little bit better like okay dude in a way texas had four weeks to prepare for florida when you consider the the three matchups before this and then the buy week uh yeah i thought texas would play much better than they did the defense could not stop the run dallas wilson who's a true freshman receiver for florida i think this is his first game i think he's been a little dinged up this is his first game back the dude is unbelievable he's like a cam coleman out at auburn he's just a big strong fast dude who just dominated against Texas.

He had two touchdowns. He's really, really good. Lagway played well. People won't stop telling me how shitty Arch is. Look, Arch didn't have a great game, but if you came out of this game saying like, oh, dude, arch is the problem. You don't know what you're talking about.

Yeah, he didn't play great, but he also made some big-time throws. He was pressured on 60% of his dropbacks. He was the offensive line, specifically, the left guard and the center, that combo right there, every single play. And I mean every single play, they were letting guys just fucking bulldoze right through them. Arch was flushed out every single fucking time. It was the most frustrating thing to watch. I don't know how, and yes, four guys were drafted off this offensive line for Texas last year, so you're replacing guys.

But when you're Texas, you expect to put, like, serviceable guys out there no matter what. You should have depth. I'm assuming these guys are mostly four and five stars. All of them have to be. Not really. Really? Not really. The right guard and right tackle are both five stars.

Everyone else starting are actually three stars. Okay. But still, you're Texas. If they make, you know, first team on the offensive line, you expect it to be decent. Texas didn't hit the portal in the offseason on the offensive line at all. If you remember me talking about this Texas team, I think KJ asked me, what's the one weakness one thing you're concerned about i said oh line for sure they're terrible man they legitimately they can't run the ball they can't run the ball so that's a problem when you can't run the ball like

that and your guys are just they can't stop you know the interior rush like that there's there's not much you can do arch he played okay he didn't play great but he played well he played well enough to win the game but he did he just had absolutely no help man it was bad it was really really bad Texas stinks, man. I don't know what else to say. I was wrong. Texas stinks. This might be a six and sixth season.

Sneaky, uh, sneaky think that loss might kind of help you against W this way. Did you see the opening line for this game? Texas laying two and a half, right? Texas is favored by three and a half points. Three and a half. Mateer is out.

Is that for sure? Yeah. That's what Venable said. He said, looks like, It looks like Mateer's going to be out. So you have the Texas offensive line, which is among the worst in the country, like legitimately, against the OU defensive line, which might be the best defensive line in the country. I don't know how this line, Vegas thinks this is an appropriate beginning line.

I don't get it. I don't know what they're seeing. Maybe they just think Texas defense is better than they showed against Florida. I expect a low-scoring game in the Red River shootout, but I don't see how Texas wins it. I still think Texas's defense is elite. I think that you get to a point, even with like the best defenses,

to where like when your offense can't move the ball and can't sustain a drive and you're out there back on the field, it's like, dude. That's a big part of it. You know what I mean? You can kind of sense some frustration with some of their guys, too.

Yeah. there's not much of a pass rush man when you can't run the ball yeah like texas cannot run the ball no they can't they have i mean the running back it gets the ball and there's a guy in his face almost immediately it's really frustrating i don't know how all all the recruiting you're doing and all the resources you have i don't know how it got this bad on offense dude it's weird because like sark is an offensive guy like people he's like you know offensive genius is a label that some people have given him. Offense is what has held this team back

for the last few years, as good as they've been. The defense has been the strong point by far for these teams. I mean, the offenses have been decent with, you know, ewers and they put a few wide receivers into the league, but offense has just been struggling. This year has really come to a head. It's fucking ugly, man. I'm not happy.

Not happy about it. Yeah. It's one of the more interesting Texas OU weeks in a long time. time just with like mater out or is he and then like the arch stuff i wonder if this year would be if you didn't have the big name like the manning name if this was just like tyler smith or something like a kid it's like you kind of the tex texas would be like you know what we went to the playoffs twice this is like a step in a rebuild year yeah this is a year to like yeah arch had so much high but you can't

sell like that when you've got arch manning yeah it's arch manning who's the number one player in the nation it's just like you're expected for him to be like Superman almost and he just doesn't have it in that way not yet anyway i think i think arch is going to be really good but he's he's just not there yet he's missing guys and he needs an o-line and a running game badly badly it's ugly dude so yeah i was very much looking forward to the season and now i'm just like whatever i won't i won't um i won't ask for an official texas o you pick until thursday okay i will I'll give you one then. I'll give you a predicted score and everything.

Yeah. How's Purdue looking? They lost. But we're still looking for our number three win. Maybe this weekend. I don't know. We'll see. It's wild that Texas with preseason ranking number one is worse than A&M.

Texas Tech looks fucking good. OU looks good. These teams are just, we're doing this. And Texas fell out of the top 25 in the AP. Yeah, fastest fall from top five, right? Fucking gross, man. Insane. Fucking gross.

Ooh, Penn State, too. Penn State took one on the chin, yeah. It's tough. I'm seeing James Franklin and Sark being compared to each other. Okay. Good, good teams. Just the inability to beat good teams. Good teams, good talent, but can't beat the good teams, yeah.

Might be fair. I don't know. Mm. beating down Texas fan We're back in this era They beat OUke, you're back No, we're not back But we're not back

Look, this team Even if Texas were to pull out that game against Florida And they kind of made it interesting at the end, I guess But even if they pull that game out Like the flaws in this team are so obvious Like you know that Texas is not going to beat Georgia Texas is not going to beat A&M

Texas is probably not going to beat Oh, they might be Kentucky Arkansas they'll probably be Arkansas maybe but it's just Texas Texas said to play this isn't a playoff team no vandy oh Vandy too Vandy's going to be Texas probably that's an awesome good did you catch any Theo Vaughn game day a little bit because I did not a little I'm just curious if it went okay there was a moment he was talking to one of the ESPN reporters and it was a young lady I don't know her name oh I did see this and she was like all right we got to go and he was like am I going to see you again is she

goes, I don't know, hopefully not. And then it just cut. Yeah, I did see that. Did I miss something? I don't know. Was he that off-putting? Maybe off-camera, he was, like, flirting with her. I don't know.

I don't know what's going on. He seemed fine. I don't know. Okay. It's Theo Vaughn. He's living. Because you saw the, like, the pub his special got. Like, he recorded a special.

I heard you talking about it. That's all I know. And all people over there were like, oh, he bombed. Yeah. Stock down on Theo Vaughn? I don't know. I don't know. His stand-up is, he does like a different style.

Still has the most algorithm-friendly clips. Oh, God. On social media. I wonder how many hours of his podcast I've consumed just through Instagram. Right. It's crazy. Because it really does. They've dialed it in.

I don't know. Why don't we have that? I don't know. Is it because he's just, he's just more funny? Yeah, that's something to do with it. Well, we've got the hottest man on the planet. Yeah, that's got to count for something. Randy, why haven't you figured that out?

Plug us into the algo, dog. Would you find a way? No. I sure dude I think the influx of stoolies is going to change things yeah for sure

thank you stooleys for listening yeah thanks stooleys for doing Randy's job thanks stooleys uh I guess we could talk Sanchez while we're talking ball what the hell

so like everything that happened over the weekend is just me like I was trying to not check Twitter and stuff while on the course or just around the boys but the Sanchez thing I was like oh fuck he got stabbed oh no

This story flipped on its head quicker than any story I can remember. It was like, oh, no, no, Mark Sanchez got stabbed. I hope he's okay. I wonder what the hell happened. Not Adam Schifter getting it wrong. Now he's facing a felony charge. Yeah, this was ACL like every morning, every night, like when we check the phones, there's like an update more about the story.

It was very interesting. Apparently he was outside of some kind of like pub and they were in Indianapolis, right? Yeah, he was there for a game. There to call a game, right? And I guess they went out drinking the night before, and there was a delivery guy parked outside of this pub, and Sanchez went up and asked him to move. Right. And that whatever happened in there, there was an altercation. And I guess Sanchez, 69 year old man, by the way.

Sanchez attacked, really, attacked this guy and this guy stabbed him in self-defense is what it seems like. You ever been stabbed? No. Well, I got stabbed with a pencil in middle school by this girl, and I think the lead is actually still in my leg. Really? Yeah. I don't forget what I did. Yeah, what happened?

We were sitting in class and she turned around and just stabbed me. Wow. I was like, hot guy origin still. I was like, what the, I don't know if I deserve that. Damn. You're normally the guy doing the stabbing. Yeah, cat and stabbing. That's right.

On your boat. So for me, someone that doesn't have that much ball knowledge, Mark Sanchez, I know quarterback, butt fumble guy. What is he doing now? Is he a broadcaster? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Buffumble guy. That's why he was there, the Colts game. He was there to call the game. If you talk to people in the Cowboysorg or people, if you listen to people like Dak, when Sanchez was the backup for, I think Sanchez, it was Romo, Dak, and Sanchez, and I'm pretty sure Sanchez was, like, really helpful at Dak. He was apparently, like, a good teammate. I think he has a reputation of being, like, a really good dude.

Yeah, he does. That's what was shocking to me. Yeah. Because that's what you heard. Because I think Romo, unless I'm just getting this all mixing this up, like the, the story is like Romo wasn't a dick to deck, but he didn't help him. Like he was kind of, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like not my job to do that.

But Mark Sanchez, who was like at that point knew he was not going to ever be the guy. He was just like, I'm in a career backup, whatever in his post butt fumble years was great, was great to deck. But anyway, yeah, saw this and then there's like, not so fast. Mark beat up an old guy felony battery charge Yeah they upgraded the charges this morning I believe Saw some photos of the guy in the hospital

It's bad dude He has like a slice into his cheek Oh I didn't realize he got fucked up too Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't know if Mark turned the knife on him or what Oh shit Yeah he got like stabbed face He got fucked up like bad

Do we know where on his body That Sanchez was stabbed No No Because it's not life threatening He's in stable condition Someone also points out in the chat, and, like, I've heard this, too, and that, like, you missed the key fact that he was running wind sprints in the alley next to the hotel at 12.30 a. So, yeah.

Maybe some coquine involved? I think he got pepper sprayed, too, and still like that. He did. He got pepper spray. Yeah. By law enforcement or by the guy? I think by the guy had a knife and pepper spray on him. Yeah, it was by the guy. I think I saw that this guy was doing the, the guy was driving, like, you know, the guys who show up and they replaced the oil.

like from like a restaurant place has like oil they fry in and he takes it out gives them new oil yeah it's probably a way better way of phrasing that but that's what he's an oil man oh I need some CCTV footage or something or something

someone had to get their phone out right I mean it's Mark Sanchez yeah who's in an altercation unless it was just like dead and empty at that time in the morning I don't know that's fucking wild man yeah I don't know

yeah this sounds like there was some substance is involved. The fact that you're doing wind sprints that you get pepper sprayed and you don't never do wind sprints before a fight. No. And then just like, just attack someone because they won't move their car. Like, yeah. A 69 year old man. This is just a bizarre

story. I think even like it you're most intoxicated like no matter how much an old guy pisses you off. And it's not, this wasn't, no offense to the victim here. This wasn't like an old guy like who looked like a young guy. This guy looked like

an old guy. So you're just like, I shouldn't, you know what? I'm going to let you get away with it because you're an old guy. You know, it's like, probably shouldn't attack this guy. I'm not going to attack an old guy. You know, there's a reason I'm not fighting Jackie Chan. This guy hasn't been charged, right? Do we know that? Correct. Okay. So only Sanchez. Only Sanchez. Was Sanchez with anyone else in like the broadcast crew? I don't think so. Okay. But again, I'm, I'm getting most of this off the tweets. I've not dug in. But I was disappointed to see it. Because I thought of Mark Sanchez. Good guy Sanchez.

Good dude. Yeah. What was his best year at USC? Ooh. I don't know. Do they ever make a Natty? He was never, like, he was always really good, but he was never like, oh this. He followed line art, right?

He was never him, you know. I thought he was kind of him. He was flirting with him. I think he was him, him. Okay. I didn't know if he was him, him. Is he a sark disciple, sark guy? I don't know.

I didn't know if he was like that. I think Sark coached him Hmm Anyway We continue to monitor Weird wild stuff Weird wild stuff That's too old for Randy

It's weird wild stuff I have no idea what she was talking about You are correct sir Ed McMahon I was doing we're doing Johnny Carson Oh yeah that's way too old My parents used to watch the Tonight show Johnny Carson

The goat Yeah that was before my time Conan and Leno We're in Letterman were all like letterman was was my was my guy back your big Kimmel guy No you said you like Kimmel was like turn of the century stuff like 2000 I like that he defended freedom of speech I was Conan guy you and I know that you know that about me that's a safe play we were we were a big Conan family just I was Conan I was Conan late 90s Conan yeah when he had pimp bought when he had the kayak and the masturbating bear right remember

a pimp bot. I don't. You probably can't do Pimpot anymore. Triumph, the insult comic dog. Triumph is good. Triumph. Yeah.

For Mitu Poupon. Yeah. The Chuck Norris lover. Chuck Norris levers is, yeah. I forgot about that era. What a fun time. Yeah, that was like early 2000s era. Anyway.

Well, we're thinking of the guy, the grease. The grease guy? Greece truck guy. I heard that I read that he was a food delivery guy So I don't know Yeah I saw people on Twitter We're calling him a DoorDash guy

But the initial story I read I don't know Also people dunking on Schefter Which I like Yeah Because he put up originally That you know Cinschez got attacked

And stabbed And then never like deleted the tweet I don't know People really like Monitoring Schefter And point out he's wrong And I'm fine with that

Because it does seem like His entire bit is Oh yeah I got this text from an agent. I'm just going to put it out there. Journalism. That's right, man. Everyone wants to be the first to break the news.

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your financial goals faster with rocket money go to rocketmoney.com slash circling today that's rocket money.com slash circling rocket money.com slash circling. Ooh. RIP skillet Kso from Chili's. What the fuck's happened? What the fuck? That stuff goes so hard or I guess I should say it went so hard. Today is actually October 6th, right? Last day you can order it. We better get up to 45th on the bar. Why are we going to Mano Ranchos tonight, not Chili's? Dude, I bet you was going to be a line a line out the frigging door.

Oh, I know you'll be there. That's the only Chili's in town, right? Forty-fifth in the Mar. No, I think there's one like South Park Meadow, not South Park Meadow. South of I-30. No one goes down that way. That's too far. Kind of close to the Twin Peaks somewhere over there. By the way, the reason I went to Bush's

chicken, so where I get back on 35, come from east texas it dumps you off in like south waco and like i was like i was like i'm gonna go eat at twin peaks and then i i forgot i mean it's that twin peaks you know the oh yeah that twin peaks where the incident happened and um it's now like an old chicago pizza house so i didn't go that's really sad it's really sad plus that i'm not trying to eat chicago pizza there was a shoot out there yeah some biker shit some some real fucking gangster shit real gangster shit Real gangster shit.

You don't know about that. You wouldn't know about that, dude. You've never been in a motorcycle game. You're soft, man. Oh, yeah. You've never been in one gang shootout. No. I famously got scammed by a junkie.

You know where he lives, too. But you're not addicted to smack. How do you know he was a junkie? They were signs. Yeah, I think the lesson here is just don't buy something from a junkie. Is there not a way to test it? It could be false, you know. You don't test your wristbands, bro?

Well, I activated it and went through the activation stuff, so I thought we were good to go. But, yeah. When did you really? realize it was fake when uh they tried scanning in and went red and then so you had to go buy a new one yeah from it from like a from scalper from like ticket master did you just go well i got scammed no the guy they they did some they like all right who is the original person and then like yeah you got scammed i'm like fucking sick they should just like sympathy let you in i think that they had do that with multiple people it would have to but uh anyways what we were talking about

before we went back about smack i was talking about how i like to bush and make chicken because twin peaks is no longer there some real gang shit that happened yeah i've never been in a shootout famously okay and hopefully never yeah it's a bummer about skillet case so if you'd never had it then sorry see they serve it in a skillet ooh and they oh man the presentation it's so good and it pairs well with their salsa chilies has sneaky underrated salsa and they're really thin, lightweight chips that break? Yeah, their chips are kind of mid, but... I kind of like those thin johns.

I'll say this. They said, like, the reason they're doing it is because it's like one of the least ordered things on the menu. Bullshit. They're like, I think they're just lying to our face. Whatever, dude. What's next? Southwest Egg rolls.

I was going to say, no more triple dipper. Get out of here. What's the most iconic, what's the most iconic chain restaurant item in your world, Randy? I feel like you'd have a good one. In my world, I'd probably say that the Texas Roadhouse rolls. Yeah, that's a good one. Red lobster, cheddar bay biscuits. I mean, it's usually the bread thing, too, like, an olive garden breadsticks, too.

But I'm trying to think. There was a time in my life when skillet case, though, was my number one in my, like, mid-twenties. In high school. We were going, we would go Chili's, like, every weekend almost by the movie theater. We'd go, I'd get chicken strips, but we'd always start. start off with uh or chicken crisper excuse me always start off a skill kha i know it is never been so that's how you know this is the most iconic one it's got to be the blooming onion at outback i think outback save house i think they're not stupid enough to get rid of that yeah no way fuck that

no way no way it blooms dude yeah it's one of the worst things you can eat i think it's just all batter but it's so good it is it like an aoli what do you dip it in uh probably i've never never had it, but, I mean, Texas Roadhouse has the, uh, the cactus blossom or something like that, which is the same exact thing. Sorry, you're in mind. Did he do ACL? Steve Aoli? Steve Aoli?

No, he was not there. You had a cake to the face? No, he threw skill K in your face. He gave you third degree burns on your face. Your face is just covering K-7. You have to go to hospital, but it's his set cooked, bro. That's too bad, dude. I might be going to, I'm not going to Red Lobster tonight.

Huh? We'll see. Are your friends still here? Nope. Oh, I'll leave him. Actually, one is probably getting on his flight right now.

Dude, let's call him. You miss him already? Yeah. I'll see him over Christmas, though. Glad you had a good weekend, man. Yeah. It was quite fun.

Except for this whole Chili's thing. Arbyes is doing steak bites now. Thanks to Ricky Prosper for letting me know. Instead of like, they're doing like steak nuggets. Is that something that might interest you? steak nuggets from arbyes no i tried the steak fingers from uh dairy queen ones i know there's probably better ones but i was like oh no i just rather have chicken fingers i just don't i just

don't do arbys man i guess i'll fuck off then i had raising canes last night oh okay fine i need you to mix in a healthy meal soon yeah yeah no do you do that for me i need i need i need wow that's a lot of l dude you took an l from the hottest man on the planet just mix one in and let me what the hottest man on the planet i want to know what you ate Your diet's shit. I want a vegetable. I want some kind of lean meat involved. Well, I had so much.

I had so much wellness at the coffee and chill thing that they had a bunch of little vendors giving out like mushroom adaptogen things. Oh, yeah, man. And cactus waters. We've probably pushed that shit. You're so Austin. Yeah. I was like, well, I had so many different premedics. Dude, rather than fun without drinking.

Like, okay, I get it. That's great. That's healthy. I barely drink anymore. I don't know. I just don't like that people are out there. I just... It's just a young man's game.

You'd probably like it. It's just a bunch of... It was a bunch of coffee and cold plunging this. I don't know. I just don't want to see people like pretending like they're dancing and, like, at 9 in the morning. Like, they feel like they're actually enjoying the music.

You're not. You're not. No, you're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not dancing. You're so old and grumpy, Dave.

Yeah, I am. Were you dancing? Yeah. Good for you. But it was out, I mean, it was an outdoor venue and DJ. So it was pretty much like anything that was at ACL, but it was just like in a parking. I'm on my hater shit right now. Yeah, you're on your hater shit.

It was a good set. I also just have to pee. I'm kind of tired. My allergies are bothering me still because I was outside all weekend. So I'm just being a hater. I'm sorry. He's just on his hater shit, man. That's okay.

I still, dude, I hit the song this morning. Oh. That's wellness. Yeah. I did have some juice land smoothie too. So I did have some stuff. Oh, that changes everything. Yeah.

You got to post it on the story, though. So people know, like, yeah, this guy had a big weekend, but he's drinking some green juice. So he's good now. He just undid everything. I'm done, hey. I'm done. Front of back, get the hell out of here. Of course, that's a segment during which we talk about what we already talked about.

Coffee Friday was an all-time derail episode. Kind of stupid, kind of fun. Randy got scammed, but at least he's not addicted to smack. Smack. Ranny is big time now, getting shouts from faceless. people in the crowd. Shouts. We're trying to bring back drinking.

The Stoley's thought Dylan was just eye candy. Dave ate at Bush's chicken. Steve Aeoli, sadly did not perform at ACL this year. And finally, Dave's on his hater shit. The hater shit's done today. I'll be back tomorrow with a strong spooky. Ooh, let's get spooky. Spooky season.

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