Circling Back - A Wild Two Weeks of Football & Birthday Love Letters | Circling Back 9-9-25

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, we're back. Better than ever. It's Tuesday morning. I'm circling back podcast. My name is Dave. Yeah, hand up. I left out a key part of my weekend. fun yesterday. I'll just do it right now. I cooked a ribby on Saturday in a cast iron skillet
Starting point is 00:00:36 and I did about half a pound of asparagus as well. So just wanted you guys to know that so you could understand what I'm doing today, just how it affected me during the week. And I want to apologize on behalf of Randy for having a late pod. Somebody was really looking at their own reels hopping in to see the insights and wanted to see what was going on. And he kind of beefed it. No, producer week. Thanks. Thank you, Dylan, for pointing out that we should be live.
Starting point is 00:01:05 And Dave and I are talking about social media stuff. So he's trying to bring me into it. I was distracted by Dave talking about that we double posted on the story. You double post. I didn't, yeah. I saw the timer at like a minute nine and then a few minutes passed. Like, wait a minute. Why are we live yet?
Starting point is 00:01:21 Happy Opto Week, happy Upgrade Week, and happy Producer Week. Randall Trimbecky. Hi, Dave. I was going to come in here just all kinds. confident being like, hey, I'm not going to be the goofy crazy guy that everyone expects me to be. I'm going to come here and promote. Do you know it on Instagram and TikTok and YouTube? Go give it a follow. Clearly, it's pretty important because I got distracted for the beginning of this episode. He's posting. He's doing some posts, folks. They're good. He's got a green
Starting point is 00:01:49 screen. Dude, calling J.T. posting. I'm sure he gets that reference. Can we, can we discuss that Dave was so confident about today's Tuesday tunes. And Dylan, was he, was he correct? Who got it? Who got it correct? I'm pretty sure Dylan got today's Tuesday's tunes right, and Dave got it wrong. Damn, dude. Front Street, Davey boy. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, I think you do.
Starting point is 00:02:15 I feel like you're deflecting from being late for the pod. I was wrong. I heard the, I heard the symbol, and I thought it was Empire State of mind. He went and picked you up at your house, drove you all the way to Front Street and dropped you off. Doesn't matter. My record speaks for itself. All-time leader on Dillard. Do you know it? We'll see how it plays out in the new version next year. As of right now, Dylan is beating on the social media version of, do you know? I got the next one.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Give me how many, four points? How many three points for that? Give me three points. If you got it at the very beginning, it was five points. I did. Yeah. Dylan Shivry. I saw the pure and utter elation on everyone's faces when I brought a fan in today, a quiet fan to run to in the studio.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Who was it? Was it? It's very hot in here. Astak guy. Was it Omar? Who'd you bring in? A fan that blows cool air, one of those, that version. Only to plug it in and realize it was actually a space heater.
Starting point is 00:03:09 So we're not going to use it. We've got, we're having a pump put into our AC unit as we speak. But it's the thought that counts. And I did try. You tried here. I failed mightily, but I did try. Randy, Randy's like, I think this just puts out. He put it a hand in front.
Starting point is 00:03:27 I will say this. That's a serious fact. It works. That is the ultimate, ladies, you can feel me on this one. Office is so cold. Yeah, yeah. You've got to put it under your desk. It is Chelsea's.
Starting point is 00:03:41 There you go. So I think that's what she uses it for typically. Does she still do the thing where she puts a sweatshirt over just her forearms while she's typing a water? I taught her. I taught her that. You taught of that? I thought of the sorority girl in the library move. We won't be needing that today. No.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Sorry. Sorry for failing everyone. I knew I was, no, you tried. You did good work. I knew is going to be a little steamy as we get this work done. So I took advantage of the 62 degree morning, went to Grey Rock, hit some balls before work. You're serious, man. Even got in early.
Starting point is 00:04:16 I had a little morning. It was good. I took Stella on a nice, nice two-mile dub this morning. Yeah. I say dub around the house because if I say the word, she gets really excited. So I say, I want to take Stella on a dub here in a minute. So she doesn't freak out. She knows what that word means.
Starting point is 00:04:31 Anyway. Yeah, I was working Wedge. Wedge 5 driver, little hybrid. Got a couple feels I've been working out. But all in all, man, I might be working the ball left to right now. What? A lot of people want to know, like, how's Davey? What's the ball flight looking like?
Starting point is 00:04:48 A little mini fade. A little fade at the moment. We'll see if that sticks around. Just might be opening up a tinge early and the release point might be held off a bit. but is that what a buttercut is a is a type of fade yeah okay i just see the the brian bros talk about buttercuts a lot i'm not really sure what it is yeah is that video of you playing golf with them still available i think it's on the youtube somewhere i might keeps falling why don't we just uh on youtube i should know this can you repost a video i should also know that
Starting point is 00:05:23 yeah i'm guessing you don't i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna turn dylan's mike down a little bit while he figures this out. Yeah, sorry, it keeps, it keeps wanting to sag on a player. And I got to, I think we're in a good spot now. Just have them removed. You don't have to worry about that. I think we're okay, bud. It's a ball joke.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Ah, like, yeah, man. No, I forgot. That was like a decade ago. That was circa 20, 12 or 13-ish, somewhere in there. That's unbelievable. Yeah. That was before they were big. I mean, they were still pretty big back to that.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Gosh, I've been out of there. Yeah. Started at Grand Ex in 2011. So, yeah, it was about a couple years in, I would imagine. You came back and talked mad shit about them. You're like, dude, I could probably beat them if they gave me a couple pops. I would love to talk shit about them. Unfortunately, they're extremely nice guys.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Fuck. Good players. Good players, nice dudes. Good creators. Yeah, I like them a lot. Good fellas. We got cold calls recording this afternoon. Yeah, it's a cold, cold call.
Starting point is 00:06:23 It might be a hot call if you look at this, AC. I might pop top for the cold cold. Please do. I'm going to wear a basketball. I'm going to come back in a Slovenia basketball jersey. I think the dog that we have here working on this AC is going to have it pumping cold air about this afternoon. It's our guy who's wearing the fall hat.
Starting point is 00:06:42 He's an absolute dog. It's not an actual, like, canine. I'm talking like dog is working on it. He is the one that installed this unit completely by himself, the new one. Yeah. When it originally broke, you know, two years ago. People are going to be like, oh, well, maybe that's the problem. No, it's not the problem.
Starting point is 00:06:58 The problem is not the unit. Problem is, it's the structural integrity of the plumbing architecture. Yeah, we have an AC unit that's big enough to cool, like, North Cross Mall. But it's just our little 1,500 square foot office for some reason, it just can't, it can't do its job. We don't know. Yeah. We're looking for answers, folks. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Imagine, like, what we need is Dylan, but what we got was KJ. Yeah. If you understand. It's a juxtaposition. I'm a 1,500 square foot unit. KJ is mall-sized unit, is what you're saying. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:35 It just keeps dipping, Randy. What am I doing wrong here with this? Man, it sounds like me in college, Dave. I don't know. I'll figure it out. Maybe this arm is too long. I think the arm is too long. I think the arm is too long.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I'm going to work this shit out on the pod. I'm going to mute you right now. I'm just going to talk to Dave. I muted Dylan so that he can figure it out. how are you doing dave uh man i'm great i would love to tell you guys to go subscribe if you want to see what dylan's doing goes look at uh youtube dot com slash circling back also subscribe to our substack our youtube or our uh excuse me our newsletter goes out every friday morning also go to the shop washedmedia dot shop we've got a shirt that dropped last week
Starting point is 00:08:15 cracker barrel's back in the news did you see this you guys seen those oh you go see this uh they've stopped renovation on they were going to do some remodels they're stopping that too. They've given in to the anti-woke mob. I think that was a big part of why people are upset to. It was more than just a logo. I think they were going to make everything like very minimalistic and not cracker barrel. That part of it I would
Starting point is 00:08:37 have a problem with because if you, and I haven't been to a cracker barrel in, I don't know, 20 years, but I remember it being very like warm and old feeling like walking into like your your old. Like your grandmother's living room, you know, and just
Starting point is 00:08:53 Or your grandpap, your great great-grandpa. Yeah, I didn't sit down. I got some biscuits and gravy going. That's a family guy care. Got some biscuits and gravy. Isn't that the pedophile for? Yeah, it does. It does like the pythal.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Got some popsicles in the cellar. You love Chris, man. I got the biscuits and gravy, didn't I? Yeah, that's a different one. That sounds less peri-o-y. I like to do it different every time. Yeah. In theory, you have four great-great-great-grandpappies, or two.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Or you guess you could, you know, two. You have great-fort. four great-great-grandparents in theory. Well, not anymore. No, not around. Sorry, for your loss. Can you take that out of the pod? Sorry for those who have lost their great-great-grandpappies.
Starting point is 00:09:38 We didn't mean to offend. I like to, I like, I'm going to just think of a new part of the country they're from each time or the world, really. Yeah, okay. I've been kind of like driving to work. I've been really workshopping a Louisiana one. What's a Pacific Northwest grandfather, sell? I don't know. That's not in my bag.
Starting point is 00:09:55 I've never been. We almost went, but then we went to New York City instead. New York City? I was here for the gold rush. You know the pace. Oh, I was here for the gold room. My grandfather took the Oregon Trail. We had some gold nuggets in there.
Starting point is 00:10:14 This is the show. Yeah, I do. This is what, I mean, it gets better. This is us kind of operating in a decently high level. I hate to tell you, this is us that are absolute best right now. So if you... Yeah, this is, this is not the floor. This is the ceiling.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Trust me. As the pod goes on today and we get more delirious from the heat, it's only going to get better or worse. This is why I sauna so much just to be prepared for these moments. Acclamation. Yeah. This is nothing. Nothing makes a share like me.
Starting point is 00:10:40 No sweating. Yeah. There's something there. There's something there. There's something there. Hey, I wanted to make note. Oh, if you've got a small biz, you'd like us to shout out on Thursday. Small biz September rolls on.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Email Brett. Brett at washedmedia.com Subject line something sweet brighten up his day he's out there sweating just like the rest of us he doesn't handle the heat well
Starting point is 00:11:04 no he's from the north northeast he's well Randy's from cooler parts and he handles it quite well he actually enjoys this drives in it really I'm a lizard
Starting point is 00:11:15 but I did admit to them right before the pod started that I like heat outside a little hot box inside is with no like airflow is it does affect me. I am getting quite stuffy. I can't even pop top. If I could pop top, maybe I'll do it. Thank you for reminding me because I got that Slack notification from Dylan, that hotbox stop move. Did you watch it? No. I'll watch it later. It's actually compressing.
Starting point is 00:11:41 It's a good one. Yeah. Okay. I'll watch that later. 4K. I really wish you wouldn't send me stuff on Slack like that. It's a big file. I know. It's supposed to it's a company. We have the free Slack. Okay. Sorry, man. Before we get into it, you know what? Let's just give a big shout out to our good friends at Mando. Bando comes in clutch on a day like today when it's just fucking steamy in it. The clutch move of possessing Mando. Seriously, yeah, when you're sitting in a sauna.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Yeah. I came in from the driving range and I was like, man, I'm fine. I don't stink, but like I'm going to grab that Mando and I hit it. We got the bourbon one out there, the bourbon leather, I think it is. Can I be honest about something? Yeah. I did a walk with Stella, like I mentioned, and then I hit the gym, and I haven't showered.
Starting point is 00:12:28 You're mandowed out, though. You're good for like 72 hours. I haven't. I might mando mid-pod. Yeah, our grundles are in trouble right now. The grundle situation is not at a zero out of ten. Well, y'alls are in hot water. I'm good because I was not only using that.
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Starting point is 00:14:18 S-H-O-M-A-N-D-O.com. Support the show. Tell them we sent you. Amanda's got you covered, protect your pits, smell great doing it. Hey, smell like Dave. And tell them circling back, aren't you? Give me a sec here. I'm going to add the timestamp for this next segment. Zero minutes and zero seconds. Okay. Got it. I also forgot. Are we even live? Are we even live? Don't distract me with stuff right before the podcast.
Starting point is 00:14:43 What's going on? It's also producer week. We don't need a time stamp for us. I wanted just to say we have a subreddit that some listeners run. We don't run it but there's a new account and i don't think it's the actual person it purports to be but it not micah it's a it underscore micah who's micah you're new here right it's a former producer of ours great friend still great friend good dude have them on every now and then loves music we'll tell you about his favorite albums but uh this hit this this this is a new account and uh i just noticed it a couple days ago and two posts thus far first is um just they only comment on the circling back weekly discussion and this one just no context says whiskey in my jetty cup eat a ass let
Starting point is 00:15:33 you know what's up it micah so it's a bar he's another one that says a tootsie roll from my favorite candy fam some say they look like duty but your boy eat ass so i don't care laugh my ass off hashtag huacamole that's not a good hashtag is that actually micah it's not it's not it's a hard hashtag to remember it starts with
Starting point is 00:15:57 three hes this huacamole man Jared was really on one with those tweets that's just good oh yeah I forgot there was an
Starting point is 00:16:08 entire account taken over by our friend Jared Formula bone there is a chance that Formula Bones own Jared Borzo, as we were just talking about, we'll be in town for Formula One. So if he is, maybe we could ask him if he wants to do a little Micah tweet, touching base thing, certainly back on touching base.
Starting point is 00:16:31 I'd love to have him on because as of right now, the only time I communicate with him, this is how good of a guy Jared is. He only texts me after sports moments that benefit him and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, make me miserable, like when Michael Parsons is traded to the Packers. Then he texts me, like, just to kind of spike the football, so to speak. This happened during the Tampa Bay Lightning Dallas Stars Stanley Cup back during the, I believe that was a bubble year, COVID year. Those are the only last two times he's texted me.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Probably not. But he does text, like, immediately after. You don't hear from them for months, even years. And it's like, I said again. That's weird. That's crazy that they trade him to us. I can't believe they did that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:17 And then I was like, wait, they didn't trade him to the bucks, aren't you from Tampa? Oh, you're a lifelong Packers fan, sure. I call him a poser, which was mean. And he got mad. And I was like, well, dude, you texted me like five minutes after the trade. Lifelong Packers fan from Tampa, Florida. No, now you can see. I'm clear on this.
Starting point is 00:17:34 I'm unclear it, my whole family. No, he, I hit him with the poser. I was mad. I was just mad. I was just mad that the season was going to be awash, maybe, who knows? but he just hit me right in the he needed to let it my cooling period had not run out yet
Starting point is 00:17:49 he knew what he was doing he knew he was doing he poked a bear he poked bear shout out bone man shout out bone man shout out to it underscore mica on the sub speaking of sub you should subscribe to this YouTube channel if you're watching right now or if you're just listening go sub and give us a like
Starting point is 00:18:06 and hey more importantly comment below yeah the comments yesterday were lacking yeah sorry I don't mean to call people out I thought it was a great episode. It doesn't mean it wasn't. I just, I just, the chat's busing, but... We need to give them something to comment if they have nothing to comment.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Tell them what to comment right now. All right. Comment, hashtag quacamole. Yeah, give us a... Was it four inches? Spell it the best way you can. Yeah, just spell it however you want. It doesn't have to be consistent.
Starting point is 00:18:33 You want to talk a little ball? Just talk a little ball, man. Close down the football weekend last night with a little Monday night football. It's great to see you. Troy and Joe back in the mix. J.J. McCarthy's debut, much anticipated. Caleb Williams.
Starting point is 00:18:50 QB1 of the Minnesota Vikings, Caleb Williams, in his third year? Second. Second year? It feels like the second. Okay. It doesn't even feel like,
Starting point is 00:18:59 I mean, it feels like the first year. They were so, last year was such a wash. They stink, baby. Well, they looked really good, or like opening drive, looked kind of dope, had some dope throws.
Starting point is 00:19:11 People, Twitter was really fun last night because it was a tale of two halves of football, as it often is. But it was kind of the... Not much offense in the first. How do I explain this to Dylan so he'll understand it? Because I don't know what you were doing last night. You never know.
Starting point is 00:19:26 I'll watch most of the game. So you'll understand when I say that for J.J. McCarthy, it was kind of the juxtaposition of his first half with his second half. Okay. Do you follow? So one half... First half. Didn't match the second half.
Starting point is 00:19:42 First half, not good. Didn't really move the ball. Pick six. It was a tough scene. Second half. Move the ball. Touchdowns. Scored points.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Spunned it a little bit. Won the game. Man, Sunday night and Monday night, both bangers. Sunday night was incredible. It was. I'm all in on my, I want to be in bed by 10-ish. We don't watch TV in bed. We have a TV in there.
Starting point is 00:20:12 I don't do the fall asleep to the TV thing. It's just not good. But it's getting ready to go to bed. Bill's down. Two scores. Like, whined it down. And Josh Allen starts Josh Allening.
Starting point is 00:20:27 I didn't stand. Watch the whole thing. Watch the whole thing. And then there's a come down period. Even though it's like a game did have fantasy implications and underdog fantasy implications for your boy. I was pretty worked up after that game. I have realized. that, and I've always been a big fan of his.
Starting point is 00:20:45 I've realized pretty recently that Lamar Jackson is my favorite player in the league. Really? He's just a super easy guy to root for. I love watching him play. He is the purest dual threat quarterback we have in the game. He reminds me of that kid down at Texas State, Brad Jackson. He's so nasty running the ball. He also has great delivery.
Starting point is 00:21:09 There was fucking missiles all over the field. He's just so much fun to watch. really root for him. And I think we said this last year, or I did, is that he, he's playing in the wrong era. He's in the AFC. He's got to get through Mahomes. He's got to get through Josh Allen, just for a shot at the Super Bowl. And that's tough. And Joe Burrow. And Joe Burrow, who, he was a great quarterback, but doesn't play for a great team. And we'd be remiss if we didn't mention Trevor Lawrence for KJ. Trevor Lawrence still kind of stinks. Sorry, KJ. He kind of stinks, man. He is what he is
Starting point is 00:21:41 at this point, right? What is this? Sixth Year in the League? He is what he is. Anyway, I love Lamar Jackson. I would love to see him win one. He's so much fun to watch. I like both of those guys a lot. I like Josh Allen too. Josh Allen is going to get one. He's going to get one. Lamar, I'm not sure because, like I said, he's got Mahomes and he's got Josh Island to get through in the AFC, and that's a tall order. Yeah, I think both of the those teams, unless for some reason they're up against the Cowboys in a Super Bowl, which come on, man, come on, man. I root for that.
Starting point is 00:22:23 I have no, well, I've got the Buffalo connection. My mom's family is from Buffalo, Niagara Falls. So I have a soft spot in my heart, and I still kind of feel bad about the 90s. I'll always feel bad about the 90s. Four in a row is tough. It's tough. Oh, for four is real tough. It's tough.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Dropping two to... to a just dynasty, Dallas Cowboys team, heyday, Jimmy Johnson. But I will pull for them in pretty much. I will pull for, that's my second favorite team in the NFL. And the Ravens, I like Lamar. I have nothing against them.
Starting point is 00:22:58 I've always respected that org. I don't like a defensive, like gritty team. I don't care much for the Ravens. I just like Lamar. And for that reason, I want to see them win, which is kind of weird, but it makes sense in my head. But yeah, both of those guys are worthy of it. Josh Allen's incredible.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Somebody's going to go, very unlikely they both get rings. So someone's going to really fall victim to the great Twitter ring debate, ring conversation. The sports media landscape has orchestrated the last 20 years. Josh Allen can just put the ball literally wherever he wants on the field. He's so talented. Remember when the, remember when Derek Henry was available and Cowboys didn't sign him a couple years ago? Yeah, probably thought he was washed. Washed, descending, as running backs typically do when they reach their upper 20s,
Starting point is 00:23:48 but he's now 31, I think, and still just fucking doing it. Yeah. He's nasty. I mean, there will be a dramatic falloff in the next couple years, but that's, if you get, if you sign him and get like three, if you're the Ravens, like, he was great last year, through one game, he looks great this year. fumble okay but he anomaly he had yeah he was one of the big reasons why they were even there in that game he's he's he's so good he's insane and it's i like to i like to always when they talk about like the size of like a lot of these NFL corners they're they're obviously bigger than me
Starting point is 00:24:25 more athletic than me but they're they're small guys right relative open field with dad's you just you don't have a chance and they were saying that in the broadcasts you just flat out You don't have a chance to tackle him. I had one moment in eighth grade ball when we were playing one of the DeSoto junior highs. I don't know the kid's name. He was a big running back. And I was playing safety, and he broke through the line. He was coming right at me.
Starting point is 00:24:54 And, you know, he started to turn toward the sideline to go field. And I went in to wrap him up, and I bounced right the fuck off of them. Have you ever been? Right the fuck. Have you ever been like truly stiff-armed before? I have once. Yeah. It happened in practice.
Starting point is 00:25:07 What even in a game? This is like Pop Warner football. We had a running back. It was pretty good. And dude, he just, he put me in the dirt. And it is the most demoralizing feeling. And Derek Henry, he's made a living out of doing that in the open field. He just, he will stiff arm.
Starting point is 00:25:23 There's not what you can do about it. You'd rather get, stiff arm on paper looks, is more like demoralizing. But give me the stiff arm than rather the shoulder lowered because that's going to do more damage physically. but like it's and it's less embarrassing yeah it's like oh i took some contact the stiff arm it's like you didn't even like get to the body dude it's humiliating yeah just like no you stay right here i'm gonna i got stiff arm in practice by a guy named milton uh during uh well joe milton wasn't joe his name was is Milton and he was he was good player um that's you know we're mixing a team b team and it was
Starting point is 00:26:01 he was pretty humiliating yeah we played a pop Warner game um the championship actually so we were pretty good i played with a bunch of Wesley kids this was a corsairs for those who were familiar and i was 12 and i was pretty good uh we were really good as a team and then we played a team in the championship from san antonio and i didn't really it didn't really it literally clocked me at the time because there was a weight limit. Like we had a guy, we had a guy who only played like half our games because he weighed one like 120, I think was the cutoff and like sometimes he'd weigh 119. Like you weigh us before the games. You'd have to cut. Sometimes he was 121 and like he wouldn't be able to play. Anyway, okay. We played this team
Starting point is 00:26:42 from San Antonio. They had, I'm 12 years old. They had fucking facial hair and they were matured. They matured. They were so big. I don't know how they weighed under 120. I think they're something with a scale. And they just absolutely ran up and down the field. on us, dude. What? They probably had pubs. Yeah. Well, they had facial hair.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Just saying, yeah, but they probably had pubs. I was like, facial hair. I came in, what, what's going on here? I was barely getting boners. I was 12 years old. These guys are, these guys are grown-ass men. These guys are getting around. I don't understand what's happening here.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Yeah. And they just absolutely tore us a new one. And we were fucking good. Fuck yeah, dude. Just a bunch of kids with facial hair, pubs and boners. We all have that humbling moment, right, in sports? Yeah, I had a lot of them. It's like, how.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Look, I'm not going to, you know, I'm not going to play college ball. I didn't know that because I see guys who are much better than me and they're probably not going to play college ball. I think my golf humbling moment was I played a like a summer JPGA tournament and like Hunter Mayhan was in it. He's a McKinney kid. And like, I think he shot like 68. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:44 And you were like, okay, it's not going to be me. I think I shot 82. Like that's just not going to be me. Or you're playing eighth grade basketball and there are guys that are just like hanging on the rim and shit. It's like, man. This guy is more athletic than I am. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:56 I'm not going to be doing this. I never got yammed on. I never got yammed on, but I remember there was a kid in eighth grade who was dunking on a different team, and I was, I wasn't ready for it. The key to not getting yammed on is never being, like, good enough. Like, if you're at Dunkerville, don't, well, fuck, if you're in Dunkerville, you're probably, even on the B team, there's guys yamming. But, like, when I was going through, it's not, if you're B team, you really don't have to worry about competition that's throwing down dunks because they're probably on. at 18. So you're typically not playing them. Yeah. Now, I got my
Starting point is 00:28:28 shit swatted. Yeah. That happened. I don't happen. One of my friends, he's like six, three. And we shared a gym for practice and we just did scrimmages. Like, it was never in a game, but one time he just swatted my shit, just the
Starting point is 00:28:44 other side of the court, and he'll still bring it up to the day. I'm like, yeah, it was pretty nasty. Just spanked your last? Yeah. Hmm. Damn. Pointed at you, pointed his middle finger you like this stop doing that i don't know why i don't like i don't dave keeps on pointing at me with his middle finger and i really don't like it for some reason that's how old people flip you off in the car we saw are you know old lady did that to you in the car like this my buddy harry and i in
Starting point is 00:29:08 like high school there's a guy like a mavs game or something that was flipping us off or flipping somebody off and he pointed it and we thought it was so funny it's like no one's doing that so for the rest of high school we would just do this it's it is very old man it is see that's but Now, dude, the game's changed. Now they just pull guns. That has flashed their piece at you. That guy should have just fucking diffused a situation by just like being, hey, I'm serious. Yeah, I would have accepted that.
Starting point is 00:29:37 All right, man. He's agnod, dude. I got the old man finger. I get it. I'll back off. I got that old pistol on me. Got that Desert Eagle. You got that, I don't think it was a Desert Eagle.
Starting point is 00:29:48 You don't think it was? I don't think it was a 50 caliber pistol, no. Okay, I'm sorry. Gun guy here. you don't think old bail is run around the 50 cow dude that would have put him on his on his back had he shot that thing i shot one of those before dude you have to you have to really like anchor yourself to do it it's crazy little kick on it dude that would it would have blown it would have his fucking arm off his body he would have been he was an old bag of bones yeah old bag of bones
Starting point is 00:30:16 they don't need that no you should have like a 22 we do gun talk here too uh elsewhere do we tell How much college did we talk yesterday? We talked a little T-State, we talked Texas. We talked the big games. We talked Bradley football. It was honestly a pretty weak slate. Week two? Talked a little Bradley football.
Starting point is 00:30:37 We talked about we both fear OU. We talked to an extent. We both OU, I think, is to be respected at this point. We talked Sawyer-Robertson Baylor. Maybe we didn't, who should be on your Heisman list, top 10. No minimum. We didn't talk much Clemson. I don't know what's wrong with Clay.
Starting point is 00:30:53 I didn't watch that game. I followed it. Here's the problem with Twitter. Twitter is fun or X. It's the everything app. When you get a game, when my opinion of a game or my thoughts of a game come exclusively from our group chat or Twitter, it's not great because all I know is that they were not, they look terrible.
Starting point is 00:31:14 So they played Troy. They should have lost. And then I look at the score and I'm like, should they have? Like they were losing at one point, right? Yeah, for much of the game, actually. Clubnick was 18-024-196, two touchdowns, one interception, which isn't, like, you know, dreadful. It's not good against Troy, obviously.
Starting point is 00:31:32 I don't know what's wrong with him, man. I was thinking he was going to be my Hysman favorite. He's got tossed around in here. He's got time to turn it around, but they just don't look great at all. I'm trying to think the rest of their schedule, they're going to have to play ponies, Miami, Florida State. They've got some games, like some big games that he can, like, have the classic Heisman moment. They got Syracuse coming up, SMU, and then they play, yeah, Florida State and South Carolina to close the season.
Starting point is 00:32:08 So they have a fairly easy schedule, fairly. Okay. We'll see how it goes. Okay. Florida, tough scene. Florida might just flat out stink. So it's Napier, man. That was supposed to be like the, that was a tough road game for Texas, like on the, on the schedule, going to.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Yeah, I think they went and got some guys in the portal in the off season, and they were supposed to, I mean, Lagway has a ton of hype. He didn't play a tonne last season. He had some injury problems, but when he played, he looked really talented. Yeah, they just, it's Napier seems to be the problem. We go through this every year, I think, with Napier's like, is this the year he gets fired? And I think because of the lagway injury, he had kind of a pass last season. They weren't great. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:52 But it's time to start winning. Yeah. I don't know if you saw we had another spit. One of their linemen. Actually, the Baylor transfer. It was a luggy. It was a big boy spit. And it was a face.
Starting point is 00:33:05 And it was right to the face. He got, yeah, he got booted. Remember Hawk Tula? No. Spit on that day. That was freaking viral on that thing. It was freaking epic.
Starting point is 00:33:15 It was not a good sign when you're Florida and your guys are spitting on their guys. No. Like USF. Yeah, USF. You shouldn't spit. And they're beating you. Don't spit. That's such a, that's a rookie move, Bush League.
Starting point is 00:33:26 It's a very disrespectful thing. Did he get kicked off the team? I don't think you get kicked off the team. That'd be a little extreme, I think. It kind of cost them. Like that was, that was that last drive? I mean, it was it? Was it?
Starting point is 00:33:38 I don't remember that. Oh, dude. So it was on the drive that USF went down there and won the game. So it was 15 yards. It's not good. Shout out to anybody. who can get spit on and not retaliate. That's very good composure.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Because, like, that's something where you get spit on, almost in any context. Like, if you're on the street and you get spin on, you almost have to put, you almost have to put you Duke cell. See these two? That's an auto retaliation. Yeah. Offense. Take someone's back.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Yeah. Sure. Florida's got a tough road ahead, man. They have, God, these next three weeks, they have. Well, I guess there's a buy in there somewhere. Their next three games are at LSU, at number five, Miami, and then at home against Texas. And then they have Texas A&M and Mississippi. God, they're going to lose a lot of games.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Shout out to state, the nicest people on spring break in Destin every year. They might have the toughest schedule in the country. Holy shit. Every time we encountered state people, they were, oh, yeah, I went to state. And they're always really nice. There was the one dude, I think he went to state. He was like, oh, yeah. He kept telling us, like, what Friday was in.
Starting point is 00:34:50 He's like, Delta to a Delta. Mississippi State? Is that you talking about? Yeah. And we're just like, yeah, dude, we get it. He's like, my, I want to be proud, Delta, Delta. That's how he introduced himself. We don't need, we don't need to know that.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Delta Delta Delta. We're just on spring break. We go to a completely different school in another state. It doesn't make us think differently. But he was a dealt. That's my brother for life you're talking about right there. Dilt and Delta. Like, that shouldn't be part of your intro.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Yeah. He is a brother of life with me, Matthew McConaughey. Unless you're a pledge. And Abbey. Okay. That's good company, man. Blake Shapen, former Baylor Great, still doing it. He was never a bad quarterback at Baylor.
Starting point is 00:35:30 He was just not, those weren't, whatever. I was shocked to see that he was the starter at Mississippi State. But he is, and they, look at them. Florida might, pulling the upset on ASU. Florida might lose six games. Might lose seven games. He's putting them on might not go to a bowl wine. LSU, Miami, Texas, A&M, Mississippi State, Georgia, Kentucky, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Florida State.
Starting point is 00:36:01 I mean, that does sound daunting. That's tough. Yeah. Shout to Lucas Don Gowski, noted Florida fan. Shout out Joe Nullet. Joe Nullet. And all the other people who went to Florida. Jake.
Starting point is 00:36:15 Jake Goldman. Liv Langdon. Live Langdon. Dr. Liv Langdon. Dr. Liv Langdon. Dr. Liv, always, if she's ever in Austin, we've got a, we've got a podcast. She's a real treat. I owe her.
Starting point is 00:36:25 I owe her, uh, I, after my, after our first son, I, I, I reached out to her because I was, I was, I was very concerned about my lack of sleep and my, my tanking testosterone levels. Does she get you on that chub salad? She hit me up. And I believe that chub salad was involved, yeah, chub salad for those, it's a, it's an actual recipe. It's not some shit, Dorn does it home. come on man come on come on but yeah uh shout to live all time she's on even though she hasn't
Starting point is 00:36:56 been on the show in like seven years she's always welcome back all time guys just a just a treat to have in the studio just talking to us gassing us up mm-hmm getting our getting our getting our yeah gonna go eat a sow with fed of cheese and shit she makes me want to be a better person she does yeah she does clip that and send it to you i'm gonna send it to her I live. She only dates, we'll just do the whole segment on it. She appears to only date X, like, D1 tight ends. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Because every guy that, like, every guy she dates, it appears. You got to be at least six. Just looking at Instagram. You got to be at least six five with a perfect hairline in a six-pack. It's just ripped six-five dollars. Oh, good for her. Yeah. Sorry, Randy.
Starting point is 00:37:45 I know you were asking. Am I not a ripped 6-5? No, you're close to it. He's a Rips 5-8 guy. I am. You're a decently in-shaped 5-8 dude with an okay airline. You were doing great, buddy. I'm 5-10.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Oh, man. You're 5-10. You should buy like a website. You should create a website. It's like Randy's 510.com. I got a place you could do it, square space. Okay, great. Squarespace, man.
Starting point is 00:38:11 You can use their really handy templates since I know you don't know much about graphic design. The templates will walk you through the process. and let you pick from numerous designs and even let you customize them. What would the IM 510 logo look like on Squarespace? I don't know. Look at the template.
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Starting point is 00:39:29 Let's close it down with Epstein. Let's let me just give a quick review. I started task last night. Ooh. I am very intrigued by this show. Same producer, mayor of East Town. which I really enjoyed.
Starting point is 00:39:45 You watched that, huh? Yeah. Okay. That's good. It is set, you'll like this. Shout to Delco Danny. Suburbs of Philly. Same with Mayor of East Town, I believe.
Starting point is 00:40:01 So there you go. It's a setting play. You got Mark Ruffalo. He's kind of the jaded FBI guy. He's like, oh, fuck. Wakes up in the morning. Got a roll out of bed Looks like a real pain
Starting point is 00:40:15 I'm gonna get I'm gonna give some light spoilers Not I'm not gonna give away I'm just gonna give plot points But I'm not gonna give major major spoilers Because I know Dylan you're gonna watch this And there's only one episode that's for But yeah it kind of It starts out and it's just got people like
Starting point is 00:40:33 Oh fuck like you watching it And you're like damn this is tough to watch this guy get out of bed You know got to pop some Advil Just to get going in the morning that kind of shit Is that just what living in the suburbs and he's like? I didn't want to say it, but I was thinking it.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Dan's got his fucked up shoulder. He lives here now, but you know what I'm saying. Just wake up in the morning. Everything's a grind. Eat your bread sandwich. Yeah, it's just a grind. Everything looks like a beating.
Starting point is 00:40:59 But so the main character, he's got some family issues. And then you've got, I mean, you've got multiple main characters, really got the FBI agent. And then the whole thing is you have some guys,
Starting point is 00:41:12 you've got who were they're taking down drug houses taking them down stick up stick them up punk give me where's the money that kind of shit you know so they're scouting them out and these guys these guys are you get the their point of view as well and they don't this isn't your classic uh i won't say they're anti heroes they're not but you do get like their their family life as well and you can be like oh man these guys seem like nice family guys but they're again philly suburb guys so they've got some issues and um a little rough around the edges little rough around the edges tattoos things of that nature um and this task force gets falling FBI because they're like hey our informants are saying these guys are causing trouble
Starting point is 00:42:01 some guys we don't know who they are they're putting on scary Halloween masks and they're busting up drug houses and you know normally you're like well who cares but they're going to cause like a drug turf war because, you know, gang A thinks gang B is doing it. And you don't know who's, you know, then you get all sorts of heat. And the next thing you know, you get a full on bloody war. So the FBI forms a task force, hence the name. And on there, you have two nice young ladies, actresses, who I'm not that familiar with. And you have Fabian Frankel. You know Fabian Frankel from House of Dragons. He is the very, very, very handsome. You're a crush that you saw in New York.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Yeah, we were at our hotel, and this guy walks by, and he's dressed, he's got cool clothes on. He's got big jeans on, like a big jean jacket, and he's dressed cool. And he's very handsome. And he's like, that's somebody famous. I know this guy. And then we realized it's Fabian Frankel, and he ate dinner next to us, him and his buddies. His buddy, they were ripping Sigs at the table outside. Fuck, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Dinner, talking all English. That's so sick. Didn't approach him. I was like that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to be that guy. I'll wait till it's a beautiful blonde lady who Dylan identifies to approach, which did happen the next night. Starlight.
Starting point is 00:43:18 But yeah, Fabian Frankel's in it. And it's interesting because these actors, Mark Ruffalo is not, he's American, but Fabian Frankel's English. One of the young ladies is Irish. And you have them playing these Philly suburb people and seemingly doing great accents. So I'll leave it there. We'll say there's some things that happen. Let's just say they're busting up some drug houses. And you never know what could go right or what could go wrong when that happens.
Starting point is 00:43:47 You kind of feel it when you're watching the show. You're like, okay, well, something's got to happen. And it's good. And I will be continuing with it. I would, because it's HBO, I give it a little bit more deference, deferential to HBO shows because they tend to hit, right? So, yeah, I recommend it. I think you should start it.
Starting point is 00:44:09 watch it i'm going to okay yeah it's it's on the list yeah you talk me into it i mean i was already there but you you reinforce my my uh my wife works from home on monday and sometimes like she'll she'll throw on a show i thought we were going to watch the show together i got home yesterday we left the office a little early because it's kind of warm in here the show like on the screen was task and she had watched it like the the little bar on like how much had been viewed was all the way she'd already watched the show without me So, damn, dude. You put her in the doghouse?
Starting point is 00:44:45 She's sitting on the couch. And she's like, well, I know you're going to probably want to watch Monday night football and you're going to watch it late. All fair. All fair. But I'm just like, all right, cool. You're just going to watch the Fabian Frankel and Mark Ruffalo show without me. If that were me, I wouldn't have gone down like that.
Starting point is 00:45:03 How would it have gone down? Like, hey, you can't do that without me. How do you do you do anything? You just violated a major, this is a major breach of everything. I'll be Chels. You be you. Hey, Dylan, what's up? Hey, Chalas, I noticed something on the TV. Did you watch that show that we're supposed to be watching together without me? Because according to this, the little cursor thing is all the way at the end. And I didn't watch it. So what happened?
Starting point is 00:45:29 Yeah, I went ahead and watched it, Haas. Yeah. Yeah. Can you go stay with a friend or something tonight? Yeah, I'll go stay with producer Randy. Yeah, I was going to say, hey, Chels. You stay with someone else. Also, oh, also, your, your Grundle stinks. You need to get that Mando. Yeah, we got to understand, Chels.
Starting point is 00:45:52 We don't have AC in the office. Also, you snore. I don't snore. I'm not a snore. I'm not a snore guy. How do you know? You're sleep during it. No one's ever told me that I snore.
Starting point is 00:46:01 You're messy. I'm pretty clean. Additionally, like, I just. Hey, back to the show. show. Oh, yeah, that was the whole point of this conversation. Sorry. Oh, by the way, your salmon sucks. You just breached etiquette big time. My salmon's good. When you made those blueberry pancakes, I pretended to like them. No, those are so far. See, now you're just lying. Now you're just lying. You're trying to start a fight with me? Oh, you're calling me a liar. You're trying to start
Starting point is 00:46:25 a fight with me? You're not going to do this. Okay. I guess, yeah, hold on. I'm out of here. You called me a liar. I guess I'll leave now. Oh, no, don't go. Ring ring. Ring, ring. Hey, what's up? Randy, you're doing a great job. Hey. Hey, hey, Chelsea, you want to come back over tonight? Yeah, I want to help you move in. Because you've been moving in for the last year. Are you hoping Randy move in? Yeah, I am. Huh.
Starting point is 00:46:44 We sell some stuff to do around here. No, well, I'm going to help Randy because he's been working on this tree branch thing for a long time. And everybody's kind of getting tired of him posted about it. So just go ahead and knock it out. And you tell Dylan his grundle sucks. Oh, dude. How a sucky grundle? Yeah, it stinks.
Starting point is 00:46:59 You need to get that mando. Again, it's the AC problem. Randy smells like Mount Fuji. Oh, thank you, Chels. All right. See you later. Bye-bye. I don't like that you did that.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Don't do kisses into the phone, dude. Randy just gave me the ick. I'm actually going to call, I'm actually going to call Wes from Wes and Dill. Oh, that's fine. Okay. We go way back. Jordan Belfort's a banger. It is a banger.
Starting point is 00:47:20 That's how we met. We were listening to that song. And we had his concert. We went to the concert. They had to have done it. They were promoting it. They were promoting it. That was, I think, their new song they were promoting it.
Starting point is 00:47:34 A West and Dill concert back in their heyday, if they had one. Did they just play that one song over and over again? What do they do? You had to run it back 100%. My senior year, that was Jordan Belford. It was played like at every party multiple times. It was a banger. Yeah, it was very catchy.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Yeah. The spring break crew, the professional golfers, when they went to Cabo, whatever, that's all they listened to. I've got some intel on the UT pledge, lottery thing. Oh. And we got it right. Yeah. Knew it. They had, okay, allegedly they had everyone in the house.
Starting point is 00:48:07 house pledges and actives and broke the news that it was fake okay that's great what if they're just covering for the young man take some heat off of them hmm run a little interference that story's starting to get picked up nationally we should we should drop a clip ready can you do a clip I have sent it to Adam to cut up figure it out dude find a way I already have okay He needs to quit being so whimsical. He's just trying to experience whimsie and joy. Like, let the guy experience it. He's on what, like day 17 now.
Starting point is 00:48:45 He's what I've been telling him, he needs a bigger bubble wand. People don't explain what you're talking about. Yeah, if you're not familiar with our old intern, old part-time, cool at him. He still cuts clips for us. He's just, he's just experiencing whimsy and joy. And he's just sitting down doing some content on TikTok and Instagram. So go give him a follow. Go give him a like.
Starting point is 00:49:04 He's just doing stuff. I experience a lot of joy when I get that Rocket Money email saying how well I'm doing financially. It's like, hey, you're doing pretty good saving money, Haas. Yeah. Rocket Money is the personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills so you can grow your savings. I got that email yesterday, just kind of like a nice refresh, like, hey, remember the weekend that you just had? Here's what happened. A little recap.
Starting point is 00:49:32 They've got that dashboard. Helps me monitor spending. And also, I haven't needed this lately, but we hit on this every time, but it goes without saying, the old subscriptions are the subscriptions that are just, maybe it's only like $2 a month, maybe it's $4, something so small. Maybe you don't notice it. It'll tell you about that. Like, you've been paying for this. Do you still want to do this house? Also, Dave, it looks like you're spending a lot of money on food delivery services.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Yeah, I went back to back. You got a problem? As rocket money, I'm letting you know that you're kind of overspending in that department. You know what? Look, wife was out of town. Your boy wanted some chicken for game day. I love chicken. I love fried chicken. And Doorda, you know, Rocket Money, thank you. Thank you for letting me know that I went a little crazy. I went back to back. Same delivery drive.
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Starting point is 00:50:56 I have no long how long we've been going. I have no idea because you didn't do the clock. It's about 50 something, 54 and 55 minutes. Hell yeah. I think we're cooking. 52 maybe. We're doing a good pod today. We're on time. great man despite the elements which are not friendly it's all right we got our guy in there working
Starting point is 00:51:14 on it we should should we get him in here i don't know i want to get him in trouble they're like you're doing a podcast i'm sorry you're supposed to be we have video evidence here that you uh were doing a podcast on the clock um the house oversight committee that's been investigating the geoffrey Epstein and stuff. They released some stuff yesterday. Some stuff from the Epstein estate. They were allowed to release some documents from his birthday in 2003. Brandy, if you could pull it up, and it appears, although it's being called fake,
Starting point is 00:51:58 we actually have the verified... Trump birthday card Being called fake by whom exactly Back in July There was a version of this was out there And they called it fake The orange man and his people are saying This isn't real
Starting point is 00:52:12 Sure Randy I want you to read it But don't read it as Trump You don't have a good Trump No offense I would like it to be better You want to try it? No
Starting point is 00:52:21 I feel like I know I feel like I neutered you No it's fine I feel like strangely my Bernie was better than I thought it was But maybe I'll just read as Bernie Sanders But no I'll just read it normally voiceover it literally says voice over there must be more to life than having everything
Starting point is 00:52:38 donald yes okay so is this them talking to each other yeah it's a little playlet so it's like donald so he wrote this all out yeah he did a little play donald yes there is but i won't tell you what it is geoffrey nor will i since i always know what it is donald we have certain things in common, Jeffrey. Yes, we do. Come to think of it. Donald, ignigmas never age. Have you noticed that? Jeffrey. As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you, Donald. A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy birthday. And may every day be another wonderful secret. It's a little, little. And describe the little sketch. And this is all in the shape of a woman's body.
Starting point is 00:53:32 Where's his signature? Right there. The signature has evolved over there. Where's the signature in relation to the silhouette? Pupes. Oh, I didn't even think about that. Is that intentional? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:44 I mean, it's logical. I mean, I'm sure, I don't know if it was intentional. He drew the silhouette, but I bet he got a little snicker out of it when he, like, did it. I did not even put that together until no. It goes without saying, and I don't think we would ever be in this position. Don't ever send me some shit like this. Like, even if it's, like, not nefarious, like, just don't ever do that. I don't need you to do a playlet of, uh, no, Will was nice enough to do one for me on my
Starting point is 00:54:08 birthday. You didn't do one, but Will's was tasteful. We have certain things in common, Jeffrey. Maybe he's talking about, like, uh, their love of money. Rocky Road ice cream or something. Yeah, they're saying that there's more life than having everything. And I think that he's just saying having a friend is more than having, you know, all the money in the world.
Starting point is 00:54:23 There's some other stuff that, like, is just, insanely damning and like the big takeaway is like seems like all your friend's birthday cards are kind of overtly mentioning you being an absolute pervert peto. Yeah, what does a nymus never age mean? This one, this one's a little more subtle, but there's some stuff that's like, oh dude, like you get that birthday card, you open it, it's like, ha, another sexual deviant card.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Full of sexual innuendo. Ah, yes. Tis my birthday, indeed. I mean, nothing's ever going to happen with these guys. We know that, right? It's just not going to happen. People forget that Jeffrey Epstein visited the Bill Clinton White House 16 times. It's on record while he was in office.
Starting point is 00:55:13 But anyway, yeah, but all this stuff is, you're not going to see justice. It doesn't seem hopeful. Too many powerful people in charge. There's a lot of people out there you can tell during the COVID-Lawood. lockdown didn't get really, really into this and do a lot, listen to a ton of podcasts, like some people in this office and a lot of people out there. Because there's just so much of this stuff, it's like, yes, kind of new about it. Um, kind of being like a smug ball knower here, but has Trump's, um, team, have they responded to this late latest leak yet? I don't know. I believe
Starting point is 00:55:49 they're saying everything is fake. You can't, I mean, I, that's what they said originally. Like, you can't trust him. There is no letter. Um, There was a, there was a, Mike Lee in an impromptu interview said last Friday, weirdly that Trump was actually an informant when the FBI was trying to break open this Epstein case back in the day. He's like, no, that's all he was doing. He was undercover. Infiltrating a little St. James, see? And Jeffrey Epstein into the clink. But the fun thing is, like, funny, he's already been previously arrested.
Starting point is 00:56:26 I don't know. Just interesting. It's very interesting. Interesting times. It is. So you got to wonder like what happens now. How do you get this out of the headlines? I don't know. Drop some more alien stuff or maybe another celebrity needs getting engaged. Take down Venezuela. We'll do something. Yeah, we'll do something. I prefer the aliens. It's less violent. Yeah. The whole Russia hoax thing, that went away pretty quickly. There's nothing going on with that. They tried to use that as a distraction last time. It fell pretty flat for the most part. yeah i'm just gonna i'm gonna go ahead and request don't ever send me some shit like this don't do
Starting point is 00:57:00 playlets on my birthday card okay fine fine we're talking about distractions you see sabrina carpenter at the vmAs anyways are you what what this guy the hotter it gets the horny or randy gets it's it's becoming a problem it's a degree you go increases one degree every like five minutes let's not forget that dylan did raise it one degree before we did get in here I did turn a heater on for a minute just to test out what I thought was a fan. The space heater? Yeah. That space heater just, it's such a
Starting point is 00:57:34 office under desk like a list. My wife probably has that like under her desk right now. Yeah. Like something like that. Yeah. We don't need that today though. So cold in here. All right. Well, good episode. I have no clue. How long have we been going?
Starting point is 00:57:50 About an hour. A little under an hour. We're at as far as recording time about like 58 minutes. I know that because it's 12 o'clock any breaking news i feel like i got at least two more segs in me i don't know maybe we should just maybe she just uh table that for tomorrow yeah by the way it is about 10 degrees cooler outside of the studio that's why we're anxious to wrap up because it's just very the air in here is just completely still and it's probably even like nicer outside than it is in oh absolutely let me give let me give a couple things cold call recording
Starting point is 00:58:21 it about two central so if you go if you want to get cold called you have like an hour realistically to go fill out the form on the website it's also on the instagram uh stories so we're going to drop that so go check out patreon if you're new or if you're old if you're like man patreon's good dude the cold calls are great they've been hitting well they see by then so we'll be we'll be locked locked in we hope so all right uh run it back uh you know what i started to run it back and then the heat got to me so i have two things on here i'll just get it out of the way. Dave cooked a ribby over the weekend. You forgot to mention it
Starting point is 00:58:58 yesterday. Dylan has a saggy mic and finally Dylan used to play ball. Dave's writing this in as I type or I speak. Dylan used to play ball against guys with pubes when I was 12. Yeah. And that concludes running back.
Starting point is 00:59:14 All right. Bye. Bye. You know,

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