Circling Back - Adult Cheerleading & Little League Baseball | Circling Back 11-19-25

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, All right, we're back. Wednesday morning. It's a circling back podcast. Would you make up your mind, dude? I need my arms right now. why don't you get off my shit dog god you're always biting my shit swear too much and you play too much it's chilly in here what we want me to do uh dillon shivery shout out to the um the mom
Starting point is 00:00:45 the fifth grade mom in parks is grade who replied all to an email from a teacher about thanksgiving uh break in which days kids should be in school she let everybody know that young jade is missing Friday so shout's to jade did the email the initial email was it asking for like hey when your kid's going to be here like did it have a prompt no it's so this is just like a oh by the way i thought i would reply to this is like fall break vacation whatever it says uh it said like thursday and friday are important days for kids to be in school this week um so if you can plan your and by the way too late to adjust thanksgiving plan so it's kind of a late email to begin with but Yeah, no prompt.
Starting point is 00:01:29 She just, Jade will be out Friday. So, don't know who Jade is. They're calling it fall break. I guess. Whoa. I mean, they are missing the whole week. Oh, woke. I don't remember getting a whole week off for Thanksgiving in elementary school.
Starting point is 00:01:47 I do. Really? And we went the fuck off. Damn. Maybe we did. I just don't remember. I don't think we did. Our fall break was a different time, though.
Starting point is 00:01:55 woke like our fall break was like in september i don't know wait i'm sorry i feel like our fall break was in september we started like in august though when for school we started in august my mom always complained about uh start us starting so early because it was so hot you know maybe i'll just have to go find one of those uh construction paper printouts of the calendar that my mom i'm sure has saved somewhere we have the uh cafeteria menu printed out on our fridge. Hell yeah. It's pretty tight.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Pretty car dogs? How are they looking at these? Do you know how they do it now? I know Michelle Obama came in and ruined it all. I was there when that happened. She got rid of the Texas goulash, I'll tell you that. In elementary school, I remember just bringing a dollar and a quarter because that's what it costs every day to school.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Like literally a dollar bill and a quarter. Now there's an app and the parents can load money onto Parks's account. You know, I actually just learned this. And the menus are all posted there as well. Sorry, that's, we had a card. So you brought in actual cash? Oh, I thought it's so old. So when people stole your lunch money, there was actual cash.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Yeah, yeah, I guess it didn't process to me that. I brought in straight cash, but I had it like that. That's old school. And then every now and then, like, they, my mom would throw me an extra, like, 50 cents or something for dessert or a quarter. And they have, like, you know, a dessert option. We also had frozen. we had like pickle juice popsicles which were huge and they were a quarter and kids would get them for dessert i don't remember that maybe it may have just been a doss elementary thing i don't
Starting point is 00:03:36 know but yeah we got up they made pickle juice popsicles yeah ours was 209 we had the lunch card that we would load up with a check yeah we brought cash man that doesn't seem like it's that crazy too i guess just just so old still plays by the way you know most places It rules everything around me, famously. That's right. No pennies anymore. They stop making those. No.
Starting point is 00:03:59 No more pennies. No more pennies. Here's a guy who's complaining about the taste of pennies in his mouth earlier. It's Randy Trimbecki. He's going to produce the show. What do you mean by that? I was not complaining about that. Hi, Dave.
Starting point is 00:04:13 I'm ready to have a great swell Wednesday. We got some good energy in the chat right now, so I'm just, I'm trying to match it. What are they saying? Zach here says, happy Wednesday, everybody it's a good day to have a good day well that is good energy thank you for noting that yes thank you Zach that's positive energy that we appreciate pause vibes posse vibes only you know i there's some crazy people out there that think school lunch should be free for everybody there's crazy people it's fucking wild those fucking idiots also imagine Zach comments that apparently it is free
Starting point is 00:04:50 in Colorado. Hell yeah. Parks is all that pot money. Well, it's paid by for the taxpayers because of course there's no such thing as a free lunch day. Tim stuff will. Parks. Parks had free lunch at school for the first like three years. All right.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Maybe it is free. Fuck yeah. Let's ride. First two years maybe. There's no such thing. Kinder in first grade. Yeah. Not anymore.
Starting point is 00:05:11 There's going to be somebody in the chat who knows this very well. I can feel it. The chat, no, there's always somebody in the chat who's typically because they have immediate access to a Google device chrome safari things of that nature dude many corn dogs and nachos cheese just went so fucking hard many corn dogs and nacho cheese that's what they would serve us yeah I was a it was so good I was a meat and being nachos guy if I was buying my lunch meat and be nacho pussy yeah total pussy dude always like the nachos that they served at school because the last half of it you have to eat with a spoon because it was just so a soggy
Starting point is 00:05:50 mass at the bottom you know oh yeah those those chips at the bottom didn't stand a chance they were fucking i loved them they were straight up flaccid just the zero nutritional value in that meal whatsoever the cheese probably wasn't cheese it was pump no yeah it's the pump cheese it's not real cheese fake so good but it was gas pizza day always went off i like the rectangle pizza they still have that by the way good as they should yeah i must choke down a bosco stick really the cheese part very stretchy it's just i don't know what a bosco steak okay i was going to say that might have been after after your time it's pretty much a mozzarella stick stop acting like we're like 50 years apart with 10 years it seems to be a big difference not that much uh it's pretty much a
Starting point is 00:06:37 giant mozzarella stick but instead of it being like breading it's pretty much a giant bread stick that's you know like an olive garden bread stick but it has cheese in the middle and you get two of them that was like the meal sounds good That sounds like a really nutritional meal. Starting a couple of grids. Starting a question, yeah, who was in charge of your meals in Indiana? That's very Midwest. We all getting curds, too?
Starting point is 00:07:00 Do you have any, you mix in a vegetable at any point? No, like McLevin. I've never eaten a vegetable. No, they had vegetables, like steamed carrots and all the stuff. Brett and I have talked about it. He had Bosco sticks, too. They gave you some mariner to dump it in, dunk it in. It was great.
Starting point is 00:07:13 See, it's y'all's fault the economy's not good because you guys, you guys didn't have, like, hard, cold cash like we did. we understood like the value of money you guys just had a preloaded card and it was that whatever man mom will load it up that's how y'all all talk pretty much yeah mom will load it up too more money on my card mom i get notifications anytime his parks his balance drops below 10 bucks so i can get reload it you know so i can track what he's buying it says like oh you got a cookie today sometimes i'll make him lunch and he'll still buy lunch at school it's like dude what are you doing He just doesn't eat when I made him Oh shit
Starting point is 00:07:47 Yeah I did take roads to school I typically don't take him But I'm I I gave him his snack And then Alyssa was like Oh yeah he'll he'll just buy lunch today I was like okay and then I was like wait I'm supposed to give him
Starting point is 00:08:01 Yeah how do they use cryptocurrency What's the In this credit card? Yeah they do the they've got the loaded card thing Whatever oh okay I guess I don't know Maybe it's free I think Parks is, he just tells them his student ID number and they just log it.
Starting point is 00:08:18 That's how he gets charged, yeah. It's crazy to think that, like, for 12 years, I had chocolate milk every day. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Every day. Were you drinking it out of the paper carton? Yeah, the little box cartons. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:32 I miss those, man. Yeah, in a pre-columbine elementary school era that I went to school in, the move was to, after you finished your milk, you didn't do this every day because it would. Pop it. Fold it up. Nice. get it sealed, put it down, stomp on it. Oh, yeah. And buddy, would that stop down a lunchroom?
Starting point is 00:08:48 Yeah. Yeah. Trust me, that was post combine, dude. They did that too. Or blow up the brown paper bag and pop. You'd get in trouble. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Oh, yeah. Well, you were a legend for that day. Sure. Sure. It was a good time. It was a good time. Yeah, looking back at it, many corn dogs and nacho cheese and Bosco sticks. Yeah, that's terrible.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Probably why Michelle Obama was like, enough of this crap. The Midwesterners are just. poisoning their kids, man. We've got to step in. As woke, though. That's woke. She woked our food. She needs some good things with the food.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Speaking of woke, very interesting, going into some Patreon promo here. We were listening to some clips from 2016. You kept on saying woke in a different way. That was before woke met what it means today. So it was very interesting to hear that. When I use it, meaning stay alert. Yeah. Stay woke.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Keep your head on a swivel. Yeah. Which was a thing. Yeah. And then the liberals. I can't remember. Maybe we were probably using it wrong if I had to guess. No, we were using it right.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Are you sure about that? Yeah. Yeah. Y'all didn't correct me when I used it. I know, because we were using it. We were all like, oh. That was before it woke just took on a different meeting. How did it go yesterday?
Starting point is 00:10:05 Good. Good. It was very good. We talked Maddie B., Twitter assassination attempt. And Hot Jared, a little bit of Dylan broken leg, a little. bit of Dan overconfidence. It was very good. It was really, really good. Did we reference the malt liquor piss bottle? I think for a second, yeah, because we did watch Will make the half court shot and it was in, it was on the screen. Hell yeah. And of course, the episode we
Starting point is 00:10:31 talked about, the broken leg one was again, November 2018, the last month of touching base, touching base's existence, which was just an action-packed month of content on the podcast. It was everything was fire dude and it was November so you know none of us were nutting perfect time to just cancel the pod when we were firing on literally all cylinders well one cylinder wasn't firing because it was November again
Starting point is 00:10:56 yeah that that cylinder was was closed for business for the mom of course oh man what a funny podcast it was good though check it out if you don't have a Patreon membership just check it out you're missing some good if you're not certified you don't have your Patreon certification then I don't judge you, but I think you should give it a try,
Starting point is 00:11:18 especially when you can try it for free for a week. You know what I'm saying, Campbell? You can try it for free for a week. That's very true. You're probably wondering where our guest is, Texas Dives. He's sick. On the weather, man. He's got the flu.
Starting point is 00:11:33 He was like, dude, let's just do it. I'll make it my flu game. I was like, no, don't do it. No, he was like, I can't do it. I'm like, I would know, no. You need at least, not only do you need to get over the flu, but you need like a couple days after that before you really want to fire on all cylinders
Starting point is 00:11:48 again with the cylinder. Famously, I didn't know I had the flu and went to Dylan's bachelor party. And I still had a good time. I still performed at a pretty high level, but yeah. Yeah, we saw you hit that gritty. No one's ever hit a gritty that hard. Somebody out there putting belt to ass.
Starting point is 00:12:13 I think he's opening a box, but I'm not sure. What's going on? Brett's out there doing stuff. You know, when somebody's out there doing stuff, you know it's Brett. He's always doing it too much. Well, he's the only one in the office right now. You know it's him now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Context clues. It's got to be him. Maybe he's out there pouring up a nice cup of Stone Creek coffee. That's what he should be doing. That's what I did this morning, times two. At Stone Creek, they're passionate about getting you genuinely great coffee and a genuinely great value. Tis the season of Hashibank. Hashtag deals.
Starting point is 00:12:44 What other season is it? No, not. Yeah. It's coffee season, though. The giving season. They don't do gimmicks. They don't do surprise coupons. I know you're always looking for a surprise coupon.
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Starting point is 00:13:13 It's a big bag of coffee. Five pounds. Yeah. The holiday workhorses, they're heavily discounted so you can roll into the season, fully caffeinated and fully stocked. You see these bags that we have adorning our table here? They're bigger than those. Yeah, they're five pounds.
Starting point is 00:13:26 They're five pound bags. You're probably asking yourself, what's the promo code, Dave? No promo code. It's just the deal is already in place. You just got to put it in the cart and check out, and it's applied automatically. Thursday through Sunday, you can grab a giant bag of Stone Creek coffee for as little as $70. shipped free straight to your door no codes no hoops no read the fine print prices are marked pick what you want load the cart and you're done no nonsense if you even go into this thinking
Starting point is 00:13:55 there's going to be a hint of nonsense there's not going to be any support these fine people all right it's a simple deal support them it's also a strong deal you get more coffee more savings fewer frantic holiday mornings where you're shaking on an empty bag praying for one last scoop we've all in there. Oh. One single crumb. I'm out of beans. How's it go?
Starting point is 00:14:18 It's Elizabeth Holmes. Go ahead. I'm out of beans. Oh, my beans. I'm Elizabeth Holmes. They need my coffee. Help me. Help me the tea.
Starting point is 00:14:28 I started their news. They poured the tea in the harbor. Oh, we're doing... The Americans. Okay, we're doing the Boston Tea Party. Yes. We must utilize a Stone Creek sale. This is stupid.
Starting point is 00:14:41 It was a taxation play. They were like, you're not fucking taxing us. That's bullshit. Shout out Ken Burns. This is coming in from a different fucking continent. You're not taxing our shit. What are you doing? It was bullshit.
Starting point is 00:14:51 First, the stamp act, now this? I went to the site of the Boston Tea Party when I was in Boston. Did you go to, uh... They do reenactments. Did you go to Bunker Hill? I did not go to Bunker Hill. Oh. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:15:03 I'm going to go. Yeah. Facts. What I'm going to do is I'm going to go on Stone Creek. Get me some coffee. Stone Creek Coffee.com. I'm going to grab a five-pounder. big whole bag of five pounds of coffee and um i'm gonna let them power it through thanksgiving it's
Starting point is 00:15:17 gonna power me through thanksgiving the holidays because i'm probably not gonna drink five pounds of coffee just on thanksgiving you think there's an actual stone creek up in milwaukee he's what you fucking look i don't know i don't know the namesake sunny season might be over in stone creek's home of milwaukee but coffee season's just getting warmed up go to stone creek coffee dot com get the five pounder let them pay power you through Thanksgiving, the holidays, whatever chaos the next few weeks throw out you. Remember, no code, no nothing. This is Thursday through Sunday. You go on there. You're going to get that code, 70 bucks, as little as 70 bucks for five pounds of coffee. That's a great deal
Starting point is 00:15:54 because it's high quality stuff. Oh, they poured out the tea. They disrespected our tea. They poured it out in Stone Creek. They did a reenactment in the creek. They're going to make us redo this read, aren't they? No, they're going to like it. They're going to like it. They're going to like the way we sound. They can't fuck with our shit a little bit. It's great. It's great. Listen, it's great coffee. Doing, if you order one, I'll help you lift it because I know you got a bad bag. It's five pounds. I can handle it. Oh.
Starting point is 00:16:26 It's five pounds, dude. What were you looking at over there? I saw you on your phone. Yeah, you pervert. What were you doing? Sending text messages? Pervert. Pervert alert. Brickett he's back on Twitter. What are you doing? I just got an email, so I was just looking at it. Oh, you're checking emails. do it while you're supposed to be working.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Was it from Stone Creek coffee? Is it that also working? Well, what kind of, was it a personal or a business email? No, let me see. It was important. I thought you already checked it. There's probably a unique business opportunity. Yeah, there's probably some spam one.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Do you get notice for every email you receive? On Gmail, I do. But I have my Yahoo as my, like, pretty much my spam one. If I need to sign up for a program or something like that, that goes to the Yahoo. It's all my important stuff. I do that, too. I haven't checked my Yahoo email in probably five years. I've got a spam email to,
Starting point is 00:17:12 and it's it's got tens of thousands of these wasn't it yeah just whored out you know what I mean but I occasionally I'll mix in an important one and then it's like if I'll I'll easily miss it's stupid go ahead and send me an email DJ shivery at yahoo.com I'm not going to see it I might see it in like 10 more years I didn't matter I did sign up for something I got I got to stop it it's uh when I moved into my new apartment like the USPS will scan your mail before it gets to you so they'll email you what mail is coming to you yeah and i just feel like i probably don't need that anymore because it's usually just like credit card companies trying to like get me a buy their credit card i have that too i don't know why that's a feature
Starting point is 00:17:55 why don't i have that i don't know i think you just had to sign up for it i'm sure since we moved to new places recently it was offered to us when we changed our addresses and i don't scam my mail yeah it seems like uh surveillance surveillance state sure dude oh yeah you really want them knowing about your mail and shit i don't it's not a big deal i'm sure i i trust i trust the usps oh okay you know they say those who um give up security for uh safety safety deserve neither or those who give up freedom freedom for security deserve neither i think that was i guess they're talking about you piece of shit okay yeah don't don't bother me God
Starting point is 00:18:43 Whatever, dude You were the kind of dude You were the dude back then Who's like, no, no Don't revolt against the British No, this is great Tax our tea, please I wasn't alive during the Boston Tea
Starting point is 00:18:53 No, we'll buy your tea At these hiked up rates, cool They just dumped it in the freaking river dog Dude, that's gangster shit If we were back then Like Dave and I would just fucking Hunt your ass down Tar and feather you so fucking bad
Starting point is 00:19:05 You get tar and feathered easily I'd probably fucking scout you I'd pull the fucking musket out And just fucking blast y'all I don't give a shit you got one shot buddy otherwise you're looking like a chicken i'm a fucking excellent i'm a marksman dude have fun i got my hatchet i'm scalping you yeah you're gonna scot me with a hatchet and you're gonna be looking at me i'm just gonna be stunting over you i'm gonna a i
Starting point is 00:19:24 step over you i'm gonna a i step over you and be like whoa there's the top of my head i'm like right here right fucking here oh where is it oh dave's got it and it's not it's not it's not gonna have a fucking musket a fucking lead ball in your chest no i'm not just fucking hole right through your shit because i'm gonna i'm gonna fucking have a a vest on. I'm going to tap that out. You're not going to have that caval. Cavalore didn't exist.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Yeah, I'm going in a time machine. Yeah. He is. Might as well bring like a fucking real weapon then if you have time machine. Nope. I'm old school. I'm true to the game. You're old school, then leave the cavalier vest at home.
Starting point is 00:19:57 No, that's the one exception. Okay. Because you know I'm like that. It's so I can live longer. It's like I can survive. They're going to be hitting me with shit in them back. Why isn't he falling? Tough times back then, man.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Why isn't he falling? Well, I'll tell you why. So many people didn't get their tea. You're like, you guys did what with it? Yeah. I'm going to make sure. I'm going to go back in time and tell, like, my ancestor to tell, like, their great grandkid to invest in crypto early.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Just make sure that they pass that down. Smart. Yeah. You were the type of dude, you would have retreated. You would have got, you would have been like, oh, no, I'm going to go to, I'm going to Concord to retreat or whatever. Dude, you totally would have fired before you saw the whites of their eyes. You've been so fucking scared
Starting point is 00:20:42 You're right Trigger happy You're right I'd be scared to be in a gunfight Yeah If that makes me soft And so be it I can I can read
Starting point is 00:20:50 I can hear Dylan's voice Reading a letter Like before he mails it He's writing with the quill Dearest Morgren Dearest loved ones There is a revolt
Starting point is 00:21:02 That I must not participate in I don't want to get got God That's so you I'm different you're not i'm really not that different do you want to talk about this shit or not you want to keep fucking around when i was uh when i met dj and p in boston we were having drinks and i said and we were really close to the site
Starting point is 00:21:25 of the boston tea party where they have like a literally like ship out there to do reenactments and these are boston guys right i said oh yeah we walked by the the boston tea party really not even thinking and they're like where is that it's like it's right out here in the river like you can see the boat right there like i had no idea where that was i thought that was pretty funny these are boston guys maybe they're not really boston guys show for dj and pete though you exposing them right now yeah dude what i just thought that was funny that is fine it's like us not knowing where like uh i don't know the capital building is it's not that bad but that's not that bad you know what i've never been to the six-floor museum in dallas the what the six-floor
Starting point is 00:22:04 Where Kennedy got shot? Oh, yeah, I know. That is weird to me. Where they placed a Patsy? That's really weird to me since you are so, you are so into that. I just don't need to see it. I already know what happened, so. Well, I've done it, and it's really neat.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Yeah, but like, can you, I just, I don't want to be lied to. I have been on the X. Like, I know that. I know we're like the. Yeah. I know all about it. Yeah, the X on the, on the street. It's not talking about Twitter.
Starting point is 00:22:31 No. There's an X. The everything has. There's a spot. the permanent X on the street where the JFK got shot. You should go on the tour. It's creepy. And just every single time the tour guy says it and we go,
Starting point is 00:22:41 Mm-hmm, sure. Oh, actually, I don't know about that one. It's neat because the old book Depository Building, it's still, it's not, hasn't been modernized, you know? Yeah, that's nice. It's cool. And since they haven't turned it into a house, it looks like a box. Yeah, there's not a Starbucks on the first floor, you know?
Starting point is 00:23:02 Yeah, what's going on? Like, are people really paying $6 for a cup of coffee at Starbucks? I don't even sell Stone Creek there. It's bullshit. Do catch me with my five-pound bag. I'm in my bag. All five pounds of it. You're getting five pounds of Dave.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Oh. Can we do the damn story? You guys quit fucking around. Let me have to run it back. What story? We're doing a story? I don't know. Don't put adult cheerleading on.
Starting point is 00:23:34 on here i don't know what he's doing all right we got to talk about this adult cheerleading uh bill bellichick he might he's best known for being um a future hall of fame head coach the greatest he has seven super bowl rings i believe six of those as the head coach of the patriots he coached uh the goat tom brady very successful tenure in the nfl all the famer like i said he's now the current head coach of the tar heels of north carolina they have a uh they've been play Duke Saturday. Are they still in play for a bowl? I don't know their record.
Starting point is 00:24:09 I know they're shitty. Look up their record, Randall. Bill Belichick is also well known for having a 24-year-old girlfriend. She might be 25 at this point. I don't know, but she's young. She's in her mid-20s. Her name is Jordan. Her name is Jordan Hudson.
Starting point is 00:24:26 She is, some believe she's an attractive young lady. She is. They are four and six overall. They're four and six. They got to went out to become. well not a good season for bill um maybe he's too distracted anyway jordan hudson it seems he has other things on his mind she's also his manager yes he does these he does these uh he does these uh interviews and public
Starting point is 00:24:52 appearances and she's managing the shit out of them and then like controlling the environment controlling what he says it's really weird much controversy around her there is much controversy see. Also, she is very active around the football program. During spring training, they were fall camp. She was walking around the field with the walkie-talkie. I don't know who she was talking to. I don't know who she was talking to. It's weird. The situation is just weird and he's getting dragged for it. Anyway, someone attended a cheerleading competition, an adult cheerleading competition and noticed that someone was in attendance that caught his eye and took it took some pictures it was bill belichick and he was there supporting good boy for an alert supporting his
Starting point is 00:25:45 girlfriend who is a competitor in said adult cheerleading competition and snap some some pictures here and i i haven't stopped thinking about it since since this was revealed last night okay She's got like the big hair, like the competition hair, like you'll see on a 16 year old. Like a high school cheerleader. Yeah, like a 16 year old cheerleader. And again, she's 24, maybe 25. This took place in Raleigh, North Carolina. And it has unlocked a level of ick from me that I have never known before.
Starting point is 00:26:29 I couldn't get behind this. I'm sorry, I couldn't do it. He's 73 years old, mind you. I bet you could if you really wanted to. He's 73 years old, mind you. Old is this guy? Attending his girlfriend's cheerleading competition. Okay, I'm less worried about Bill.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Well, actually, no, it's not true. First of all, does he have to lean into the hoodie thing? Does he ever think about putting on like a Peter Millar? And maybe just showing up and maybe he'll be less obvious? At least he didn't cut the sleeves off of this one. What if he was wearing a hat? what if he just you got to go incognito mode on this don't you he didn't do that at all hat sunglasses inside hoodie on maybe like there's no question that's bill bellichick's just like i'm here supporting my girlfriend and you know what you got to respect that i guess i couldn't do it has bill belichick ever spoken to a cheerleader yeah his girlfriend until now i don't know like there's no way he had any time for any sideline antics at what age at what age are you too old to be cheerleading Well, they have cheerleaders all the way through the NFL.
Starting point is 00:27:37 No, they don't. In cheerleaders, they have a dance team. Who's they? The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. Oh, yeah. But that's more of a dance team, though. I know they're called like the cheerleaders, but they don't, they're not cheerleaders. I feel like they're cheerleaders just because that's what they're called.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Okay. But I know what you're saying. They're not, they're not like doing lifts and. Yeah, they don't have the big megaphones and, you know. Yeah. Pom-poms. You're saying this kind of cheerleading. It's like cheerleading.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Like doing, getting thrown flyers, if you will. You're not getting flyers in the NFL. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's interesting because like cheerleading competitions aren't like cheer-based. They're very more like acrobatics than like leading a, you know, a chant or something like. So a lot of gymnastics and. Yeah, it's gymnastics. Acrobatics, like you said.
Starting point is 00:28:23 I feel like the cheer, there's like, well, you guys saying there's like the dance cheerleaders and then there's competitive cheerleaders. And then there's the actual, hey, let's do. flips and like do let's go Texas do remember we sat right behind the Louisville uh cheerleaders and we were just right there hook them they were right in our faces yeah they were right in our faces like it was just very like I felt like at times like we should like converse with them because they were right they were like setting their stuff hey y'all are killing it yeah it's like way and they felt like they were cheering to us yeah it was like very odd it was they were literally five feet from us it was funny yeah um remember that dude a couple of us about where do you guys
Starting point is 00:29:01 y'all like influencers who are y'all with you got are you guys some kind of rock band are y'all boosters yeah we had sideline yeah we had sideline access which was sick it's like you guys all have mustachees it's like you're a band or something we're in a band somebody thought we were in a band yeah we are we're to we're to a vet bradders which i guess it makes sense because we were there during bourbon and beyond yeah that's good we should have lied like yeah we're actually going on Yeah, I'm Zach Bryan. Yeah, we're the butthole surfers. The butthole surfers weren't there.
Starting point is 00:29:34 It could have been. I don't mind the sun sometimes. Remember that song? Randy doesn't. For me, it's the big hair. Like, if I have a girlfriend and she's like, look, just, you know, like I do cheerleading. I'm an adult, but I do cheerleading competitions. I'm like, all right, it's going to, first of all, it'll take me a lot to get beyond that.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Like, you know, if she was great elsewhere, like, okay, she fucking does cheerleading. It's the makeup for me. It's the big hair. in the makeup. Once I saw that, I'd be like, I can't. I just don't know this is going to be for me anymore.
Starting point is 00:30:07 And her hair, it proves to you how into this she actually is. She could have just mailed it like, yeah, I've got to go to this thing. I'm just going to show up and do my thing. But she's like super into it. You can tell.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Yeah. And there is video and like they're doing a lot of like the stuff that the younger cheerleaders do. Like the tosses and things like that. Yeah, it's very, it's not a young, it's not a, it's not an old woman's game, and she's not an old woman, but she's old for cheerily. And it's not something you just show up, you have to practice a lot. There's a choreograph thing. You got to do, I mean, they've rehearsed this a thousand times. So see, this is like a regular thing that she does. Zoom in on the guy next to her to the right. You asked a very good question earlier, Randy. Wow, it's really not a simple process, is it? You have to save the image. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:59 I'm sorry. He does look older, though. He looks... Yeah, that guy's 33. He's a spotter. Yeah. Yeah, he's at the bottom of the pyramid. Dude, they'd be tossing me around like a ragged.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Oh, yeah. Yeah, you'd be flying. I'd be flipping. Yeah. I'd be like straight up, I'd be doing triples. Triples is best. I would, yeah, I would land in the basket or whatever. She has a great RBF, too.
Starting point is 00:31:27 I was going to say she looks like a villain right now. I can't imagine approaching here. I have to say, well, I do find her attractive. I cannot imagine, even like without cheerleading face and cheerleading hair and all that, just normally. She looks very unapproachable. She looks like she treats service staff terribly. Uh-huh. And that might be unfair.
Starting point is 00:31:48 But that's what she gives. The hair is making it. She's 24, turns 25, April 3rd. Can you imagine if her and Bill are on a date and you're the waiter? like those are two unapproachable people even if you don't know them you have no clue they are but like you walk up you're like oh i got a tough one over in three yeah i'll have the i'll have the tomahawk steak she's just like bone in please he he tells he he orders the steak and she tells the waiter how he wants it god does she just order for him you're right he wants it pink in the
Starting point is 00:32:20 center he wants yeah he wants it medium rare plus pink in the center dude my guy next to her is so red-faced he's fucking he's flushed they must have just performed he's just having he's going through it right now i can't imagine being a girl man wearing that outfit and i think they have like sparklies on their face too it's it's a tough scene man this is unbelievable to me like that's that's bill bellichick's girlfriend yeah he's doing pretty well. Is he? You're not dating a 25 year old cheerleader, are you? I don't want to. Okay. Okay. Oh yeah. I'm 42 and 24 is too young for me. I could not date a 24 year old. I don't care how like old soul she was, you know. What if she was really into like indie records? That's not enough.
Starting point is 00:33:15 What if she only liked French noir films? Like when I set my hinge age range, 24, it's not picking up 24 year olds yeah it's half your age plus seven right that's my age plus seven 28 yeah but even that's a role that i don't go by you got to have a league your age you got to start with the three for me okay or four five she'd have to be pretty special but yeah sure yeah that big account would have to be pretty special you know what i'm saying Looking for a sugar mama That gets laughed tracked You're looking for a sugar mama?
Starting point is 00:33:59 That gets laughed tracked Of all the jokes we've had so forth You're looking for a little sugar mama That gets laugh tracked He's obsessed with you Lafract is for me When it's a very obvious Like
Starting point is 00:34:10 Sorry dude Sounds like I'm him and you're not No it sounds like Randy has a little crush on you That's what it sounds like It sounds like you're looking for a little sugar mom I haven't called you scrumdileumptious in a while I'm sorry about that Dave I'm just been affecting you
Starting point is 00:34:23 I thought he would be upset because I introduced him last night. Dude, that's the kind of shirt that looks weird on camera. Don't worry. It took eight minutes for Will to even acknowledge that I was sitting here. So, yeah, on yesterday's Patreon. So you're fine. Oh, Will hosted. Hey, how's his shirt looking on camera?
Starting point is 00:34:39 Is this getting, they're doing the weird thing? No, it's not doing the more. The Spiderweb is probably helping. Are these year-round now? Dylan doesn't like that I'm getting gassed up by Randy, so he's trying to attack me. He's trying to attack me because I'm wearing. wearing a nice, it's a holderness and born. I don't care. The brand does, is irrelevant to me. I, boy, you know, it's kind of a ball and over. Plus, I don't really know much about that brand.
Starting point is 00:35:03 I just hear you and Will talking about it sometimes. You, uh, are not surprising anyone right now. What did that set you back? This is a gift from the WTI. Oh. My captain, Josh, who I let down. I went three and two, but I still let up down. I should have been four and one. Does it more on the wide shot. Speaking of wide shot, we got wide load tomorrow. Not in the studio. He can't, he can't make it. What a jerk. Might be a rainy evening out with John, but that's okay. It's going to take more than a little rain to get me a...
Starting point is 00:35:33 Does it go on a rainy street? Yeah, we're going to confront the Ripper finally. Yeah, we're going to go out to Rainy. Don't. That would be funny. If like we come in here Friday, we're just like, Randy, we got to record real quick. We got, we ended up on Rainy last night. Dude, it's just... What are we going to do?
Starting point is 00:35:49 I don't know. You've got to make a plan, dog. Let's go to Maddell's. Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos. I don't know if that's the vibe. By the way, Sam Taylor went to San Jens recently to do a review. What's it actually called? San Guinez.
Starting point is 00:36:10 That's unbelievable. Is it really? Yes. Okay. Let me set the stage real quick. Can you actually pull that video up? You wanted to come on the pod. Don't rip her too bad.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Is that Instagram, I'm assuming? Instagram, yeah. So Sam Taylor, who famously is the voice of our metal ranchos dropped, she went to, all right, remember when I was in Madrid and I tried those churros? It was a place called Sanguiness, which is famous for churros. Like people say, they're the best churals in the world, go get them. So that's what I did. There are three of these places in the world, and one of them is just right down the street
Starting point is 00:36:44 from us on Southamar. It's called Sanguenas. Click the right one, Randy. Do you know which one it is based off? her outfit? Um, it is top right. This one? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:57 It's where I check out some happy hours with my girlfriends and we let you know whether it's worth it or not. We're heading over to San Jans, which I hope I'm saying that right. You're not. Stop. Stop it. Also, she went to review this place like the happy hour there and she didn't get the Churros, which is what this place is famous for.
Starting point is 00:37:14 She's, no mention. She's, uh, what's it called? Um, is she didn't get. engagement hacking by mispronouncing. Yeah. And you know what? We'll play out of somebody else's playbook. I hope I'm saying that right.
Starting point is 00:37:30 San Gatos. How do you see four years of Spanish? Yeah, that was back in high school, though. But dude, you know, you don't forget how to see. It was 12 years ago. You don't forget about the U and the E. How do you see a word that spelled G-I-N-E with the accent mark S and say Gens? Because you're a genius, you're a content genius, and you know it's going to get people like us, like, come on.
Starting point is 00:37:56 That's my first question if we have her on. Like, are you, is this, are you doing this on purpose? I don't think she, I don't think she is. Have you been to that one? Yeah. The churros are excellent. Do they have like a, if I wanted to go for lunch, would I have an option that suits me? Like, I'm looking for some protein as well.
Starting point is 00:38:14 I haven't eaten actual food there. I've just gotten a cocktail and churros twice. I went there. but she said the brussels sprouts were excellent how you can't eat well you know it's a trigger food so i guess i'll fuck off they have a they have a small they have a small menu which i like when a place has a small menu because it's like just perfect these five dishes that you offer yeah i don't need you know your chief cake factory menu i do she flamed them huge disappointment with the burger slash slider like i said you can find much better happy
Starting point is 00:38:43 our burgers she said it's a churro place she said it's a frozen patty it's a churro She likes it when the patty's never frozen, like Wendy's. Yeah, fresh, never frozen beef. She didn't get the fucking chirrots. Maybe she's allergic. She didn't even mention them. She should have said, I'm allergic. That's why I couldn't have the churros, even though that's what they're famous for.
Starting point is 00:39:05 So she should have said. Dude, they were calling me, when I went there, they were calling me Joe Churro. Really? I thought you said you never been. I was fucking lying. Okay. I thought they were calling you beat salad. Wow, dude.
Starting point is 00:39:26 See, sometimes I can ridicule him too. Does his shirt look fucked up on the camera? Looks fine. San Ginez. San Guinez. San Ganes. Guinness. Yeah, I've never had a chiro.
Starting point is 00:39:43 It bothered Dylan so much. He double commented. You've never had a churro? Are you commented on this? Twice. Oh, I didn't see it. Let me see. Zoom in.
Starting point is 00:39:51 My first one just says, uh, San Jins. I got one like it's from Micah. Yeah, I'll give you one. How are you not getting the churros? That's what they do. Dude, she's just out-contenting. Maybe she is just an evil genius. Dude, she's good.
Starting point is 00:40:11 This is good stuff. She's doing a, it's her happy hour series. Why don't we do that? Why don't we do one? We should do more shit like this. We just do it, but like, it's, it's real shitty. We're just pronouncing things correctly. No one gives a shit.
Starting point is 00:40:28 Yeah, people are like, yeah, we pretty much knew this. There's like, there's 500 Instagram accounts in Austin that did the same thing at the same place. She looked at a sign that said Matt's El Rancho and pronounce it Mattel Ranchos. Yeah. And guess what? She's now part of circling back lore. To be fair, that is why she's on our radar for mispronouncing it. That's the reason.
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Starting point is 00:44:26 just parks is a little league baseball team their season ended last night sadly great regular season they lost one regular season game and it was the last one of the season and no surprise the team they beat met them in the championship they're good The final score was 6 to 4. Dang. This good ball game. Played six innings. It was for Little League Baseball.
Starting point is 00:44:55 It's a pretty low scoring game. This team, they don't hit the ball particularly well. They have two guys on the team that hit pretty well. But they throw strikes, and they play amazing defense for kids that are nine and ten years old. Defense wins championships, right? Amazing defense. We hit the ball, like we did. We hit the ball.
Starting point is 00:45:12 Parks had, Parks went 0 for 3. He had a pop fly. He ripped a ground ball up to the middle, and the pitcher just fucking snatched it. threw him out. And then his last at bat, which I'll talk about in a minute. But they lost. So Parks in the bottom of the fifth, we're a home team.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Again, we're playing six innings. And the bottom of the fifth, we were down two runs. And bases were loaded with one out, and Parks was up to bat. Big moment in the game has a chance to, Obviously, with a base hit, bring in probably two runs, tie it up. First pitch, fouls it off. Next two pitches strikes right down the middle. He keeps a bat on his shoulder, just crushing.
Starting point is 00:45:59 This is last bad at the season. He knew he fucked up. Like, he struck out, turns to walk back to the dugout, and he just starts tearing up. Like, I fucked up bad. I felt so bad for him. Was this kid just throwing good stuff? He's fine. I mean, he throws on the harder side of, you know, this league,
Starting point is 00:46:19 but nothing that Parks hasn't hit before. And Parks is swinging the bat well like he has been. And he just, I don't know if he just wasn't ready for the moment. He locked up, but he just couldn't get the bat off his shoulder in those last two pitches. And he knew that it was a big moment. To make matters worse, not for Parks, but for the team. Catcher throws a ball back to the pitcher over his head. It's like, oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:46:40 We send the runner from third to home. The shortstop. at the time who is a good ball player backs up the pitcher and just fires a fucking dart to the catcher tag so we went from in a matter of 10 seconds we went from one out bases loaded in a crucial moment of the game to side retired dude it was tough you got a short that is a heads up play i know what i'm telling this team plays amazing deep like much better than any other team And we're a pretty good team defensively. This team is nuts.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Like, they're just, they just know how to handle the ball. It's crazy. So they also threw a runner stealing his second base, which is the first time I've seen it all season long. Wow. Yeah. Did the coaches kid play? He did. He started for us and then he caught.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Yeah. He, uh, he's like my favorite kid on the team. He's awesome. Yeah, he played. We didn't play bad, man. Like, we really didn't play bad. The other team, they just, they just locked us. down defensively and so the bottom the bottom the six so they score one run in the top of the six
Starting point is 00:47:46 we're down three so you guys score obviously four runs to win and we scored one ended on a called third strike with another kid up to bat and just i've never seen a team cry as much as this team cry because we were so good in the regular season and we're like oh this is like i felt so good about this team going in the playoffs like we got it we're like we are the best team and this fucking locked it down dude it was nuts they they threw strikes which is at that league a lot a lot of runs come off walks and like pass balls at this level and they just didn't do that at all um so does this team get to stay together or how does that work they redraft every season okay yeah parks parks his team won the championship last year right yeah in the spring they want it okay so he's now
Starting point is 00:48:34 been on on both sides of it he was just he was so upset a they lost but be because he knew the he had a moment to like be the guy and he just didn't come through and he was like he's like dad i suck i didn't help the team at all i said yes you did he made a great play at second base during the game in a big moment if he didn't make if he didn't doesn't make this play it's going to be two runs for the other team but he made a big play at second base he hit the ball his first two of bats they just you know they made plays on it and there's nothing you can do about that uh they got second place medals and parks took it off he He goes, I'm not wearing this.
Starting point is 00:49:12 He said, this is for losers. I'm not wearing it. Hell yeah. I was like, you know what? I'm okay with that. Man. His mom, actually, the game went to his mom and goes, mom, I suck. She goes, Parks, don't ever say that.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Don't ever talk like that way about yourself. And I was like, look, I want to say, I don't want him to say those things about himself either. But the kid expected more of himself, and that's a good thing. Like, this hurts. He cared. That's a good thing. And like, I'm okay with it. Like, Parks, you don't suck, dude.
Starting point is 00:49:40 Like, you're getting better every season. you're fine sun comes up tomorrow new day get a new season next you know in the spring you'll be fine but dude i've never seen i've never seen him that upset over over sports ever i mean he was like sobbing at one point half the team was really he was crushed dude just absolutely crushed bummer i know bomber yeah fun team the coach i went up to him after after the game i said dude you're easily the best coach Parkers ever had like he was just great with the kids he really was he didn't try to fight another coach or anything dude he was awesome like he always had a right thing to say he was very supportive and the first email he sent to the team when like the teams were
Starting point is 00:50:23 for him he was like look baseball is a game of failure like hall of famers fail two out of three times when they're up to bet which is true like we got to learn how to deal with failure and it's like that's a good message to start off with he was just a great coach anyway great team great coach. Bumbed for the kid, but he'll be better off for it. Yeah. It was crushing, man. I just hate to see that big moment in the game.
Starting point is 00:50:48 He just couldn't do it. Yeah. You know. You learn a lot. You learn a lot from that stuff. Yeah. Yeah, you do. He'll be back.
Starting point is 00:50:58 He will. Play a little spring ball. I want him to stick with this coach, man. He was just so good. Yeah, he'll be back in the spring. That's a thing. I mean, we've, it's really. you know, it's nice to see, Rhodes plays T-ball.
Starting point is 00:51:10 He's four, but like he's got his buddies on the team. But like, I think this coach, he wants to, he said he's going to run it back. And I think we can stay on the team, can request T-ball. I think we're going to do it because it's like, you know, it's our first year doing this league. And it's, it's nice. I want to see them like make a run of the playoffs just because, well, and this year, the first year, like they didn't really know. There was never like a dad, we win or lose.
Starting point is 00:51:36 Like, that wasn't a thing. yeah but um they were all pretty crushed at the end of the season um that it was the last game and like if they got thrown out at first like they were very upset towards the end the season is it you know they can kind of tell it started to mean something so that's that's that's tough that's tough man but six four dude and that's just a good baseball game it was it was a good game and this team like if you're going to lose to a team this is the team you want to lose to because they they just they played lights out they did yeah Damn, those uniforms, that black and yellow, those pirates colors are dope.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Yeah, I don't know if you heard in the, if you had sound on for the little video I played. I did not. But we were playing West Califah Black and Yellow, which is like our team anthem, basically. It makes sense, obviously, black and yellow uniforms. You familiar with the song? Yeah, rolling papers. Good. It's one of the albums I had in my car.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Burn CD. Still have it in my car. right now we play the radio version really yeah sick we play like the radio edit you know for sure but there's still some lines they're like okay all right some uh some drug references yeah marijuana cigarettes yeah line about girl being a freak and i don't know it's it's not maybe maybe she had a cool Halloween costume yeah maybe so maybe she wore a skin suit in front of kj's kid maybe so okay j's like why are you doing that nobody else is dressed up why you wearing the skin suit You're scaring the kids.
Starting point is 00:53:08 Oh, man, he was so crushed. KJ or Parks, yeah. I let the team down. I didn't do anything. Oh, but. I didn't help the team. No, he helped the team. He was a great play.
Starting point is 00:53:18 He had a great season. He did. He did. Bad two hole all season. Contact hitter. You just got to put the ball in play. That's right. Well, maybe one day you can show him some videos when you give him an o'rframe or some photos.
Starting point is 00:53:35 You hand him that o'rframe, you say, check you. this out. The or frame is already loaded with parks. I'm going to load this thing. Oh, baseball picks. Tis the holiday season, man. I love the aura frame. I got one of my car that I'm going to give my parents because they gave us what? I just like the thing that you had it set up in your car that is just playing in your car. I actually, I went on, I went on, Pimp my ride, Pimp your ride, and they pimp my ride. They put an aura frame in my car. So now instead of a screen, I've got, I've got an aura frame. I just look at photos while I'm driving. No, none of that's true, but you can imagine how cool that would be because o'erframes, they rock.
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Starting point is 00:55:52 i want to see if this was funny did anybody i'm probably the only who saw this because i'm the only one dialed into six flags over Texas news but um six flags over Texas they've unveiled their new go back to the tweet because I'm reading it uh they've unveiled their new uh tormenta coaster and by unveiling it I mean they did a little ceremony unveiling the seats and I just thought this is a really funny thing to bring people out you got to be a real coaster head to attend something like this don't we need audio and we need the video of this right now okay I'm down with me from six six
Starting point is 00:56:32 five four three two one fire it's just a row of seats fireworks
Starting point is 00:56:46 pyrotechnics just a row of seats are you guys excited there's ten people there The height requirement for the ride will be 48 inches. Brady? Hey.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Really pay tribute to the signature star, which is the bull itself. Okay. The ivory for the horns. Tormenta. Just a roller coaster. For the strength, the majesty of the bull's body itself. The red and black are the scar was worn by the runners. And the gray for the streets where the annual event takes place.
Starting point is 00:57:19 It's a Spanish play. It's a great pleasure that we invite you to come take a closer look. That's tormenta. Rampage and Ron are trades. What do you guys think? You. Yeah, dude. The seats like dope.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Actual coaster, has that been unveiled yet? Because I think that would be, that would. No. I'll see if there's like a rendering or something. There has to be a big concept. This is going to be like a Tormenta's a cool name for a roller coaster. So it's a running with, it's a running with the Bulls play. Okay, in what way?
Starting point is 00:57:51 Tumenta, when he was describing it, that's what he was saying. Yeah, the gray is for the street. The gray is for the street. The gray is for the street. It's the, the, something is for the bulls. So, yeah, it's a, it's a roller coaster based on that. And I don't, personally, I don't really like that they're doing some kind of European Spanish thing in my six flags.
Starting point is 00:58:15 It looks like this is a rendering. I think so, Tormenta. Oh, that looks, that's a, that's a big loop-de-loop. Mm-hmm. I know it's not the official term for a loopty loop. I mean, look, here's the deal. You got to be just a major coaster head, don't you? I kind of want to go on this.
Starting point is 00:58:32 I probably go on this. I haven't been on a good roller coaster in a long time, but I'd like to go on this. What's the deal with it? Is there anything special about it? Tallest dive coaster, 309 feet. Fastest dive roller coaster, so it's breaking records, man. longest dive roller coaster don't really know what the difference there tallest vertical coaster loop
Starting point is 00:59:01 so I think it's probably like the yeah it's probably gonna be the tallest loop de loop once they get this thing built we should wait for the next like I don't know 55 56 degree day and go ride it like you know peak roller coaster riding weather 59 degrees what a fucking weirdo catch you at the bottom what a weirdo Brett I don't do coasters dog you're not going to do the coaster
Starting point is 00:59:23 I don't do coasters dog why you get void to go You give way to go? Are you scared? I feel like death is imminent when I'm on one, so I choose to not do them. You don't like to stare death in the face? No. That's weird because you kind of have.
Starting point is 00:59:39 Multiple times. I was about to say, I feel like it's way safer to go on a roller coaster than it is to get a car. Actually, don't be on, if Dylan's at the amusement park, don't be, don't ride roller coasters. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:49 That's, that's fair. You're the angel of death. That's true. Or at least accident. I just don't like that my coach. is in Spanish. Like what, just call it the torment.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Yeah, we have one up in six flags up in Chicago called Raging Bull. I ain't Spanish, just raging bull. Oh, really? What is it? Like a financial services or like a day trading company that's, they even make that connection. You're going to fly us out and have us go to Bobsteak and Chop House? No, but it is their biggest one.
Starting point is 01:00:17 It is a fun one, but it's great. Dope. Well, I just thought that was interesting because I've never seen a seat unveiling for a roller coaster and they just brought it sounded like they brought out about 12 members of the media to just record on their phones i don't know i shouldn't hate six flags was a big part of my childhood i had a season pass did you 75 bucks nice or you could pay 150 or i think it was like 140 get the dual six flags in hurricane harbor formerly wet and wild wow get the dual pass yeah we i think i had a season pass like
Starting point is 01:00:56 high school or college because like we went once with friends and it was like hey you get the whole you either buy this one ticket for 60 bucks or buy the season pass for 75 dollars like all right if we go one more time this summer or like the rest of a year I guess we made our money was worth and we did you got free parking too it pays for itself to him sure you definitely don't get in there and just waste your money on that fucking that 90 degree drop I'm so out on 95 degree. I'm so out on it you'd be losing your lunch dude you're damn right i love roller coasters i've never puked on a roller coaster no that's not true when i was in like sixth grade i went on one no it was like i was younger probably fourth grade um it like uh sandy lake we had like a music
Starting point is 01:01:44 program we had to do for school it was a field trip we had to go sing a song and then ate lunch then went on a little mini coaster it wasn't anything crazy it was just like a little bitch-ass coaster and i just blew chunks on it good it's fucking sick how do you think that guy who threw up in the bmw with me on the racetrack would handle this handle the tormento well you know he'd probably ride it again he'd make it through knowing him he would run it back be like well now that that's gone oh poor fucker people forget that i went to universal studios by myself in japan did you ride anything yeah a couple of the roller coasters how are the coasters over there fine And it's kind of a small, that universal park, I feel like it's smaller than like the one in Orlando.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Really? There's only like probably six coasters. Six coasters. And I'm used to, I'm used to Cedar Point, roller coaster capital of the world. Is it? Yeah. They got some sick coasters there. Nice, man.
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Starting point is 01:04:35 Centius. I had a little school thing I had to go to this morning. No, I'm not enrolled in classes, no. What your son is. He is. They have the Thanksgiving pre-K program. It's my first program Pretty
Starting point is 01:04:53 Huh The shit's mad cute, isn't it? It was great Yeah And I got to go in the cafeteria Get those smells Those cafeteria smells I was like
Starting point is 01:05:02 Well this is what are you smelling I'm like I'm just trying to see If it's if it's got that same nostalgia Memories, honey It's nostalgic It's cafeteria and book fair Are the two That like just bring you back to school
Starting point is 01:05:15 It's a three day old burrito I'm sure that art room go silly I want to go in the art room those paints and the clay that'll bring back some smell sense
Starting point is 01:05:27 for it dude yeah don't go in Miss Bell's class wearing a cologne or perfume she'll kick you out yeah she'll don't
Starting point is 01:05:33 don't let that happen she would stick her nose up she'd go who's wearing it he got it who's wearing it and everybody's like oh fuck
Starting point is 01:05:42 somebody's wearing cool Dave's got some smell good on yeah she'd kick you out of class that's a true story Dave did a double-pitted trustee before he came in? I was watching a video recently.
Starting point is 01:05:54 What was I watching? There was a dude who had Cologne and he was like about to go out and he was, it was like one of those like, this is my life as a 24-year-old and Chattanooga. I don't know what the fuck. And I watched him spray the Cologne. He did like five sprays. I was like, that's too many sprays, right? Were you not like a subtle, dude, me and my friends, maybe we were doing it wrong. we would do like a quick spray and then walk through and just one yeah maybe two yeah i do two max
Starting point is 01:06:23 you don't spray it directly on yourself right when i was in high school like we anyone who worked alone was just a pussy you just made fun of eight nachos and shit you know like what are you doing y'all weren't wearing her press you pussy oh you're trying to get in middle school maybe high school is like nah try to get chicks iqa de jio once i learned that girls like the j scent from Hollister, I bought a bottle. Had to. Couldn't be me. I'm not wearing another man's scent on me. Jake is it. Who's Jake? It was just Jake. That was the name of the clone, Jake. Nah. Nah, I missed me with that. Curve was another one. Curve, cool water, aquedizio. You also had polo sport. Abercrombie came out with one that I eventually bought, which was pretty good.
Starting point is 01:07:09 Abercrombie felt like you grew up a little bit. It's like, yeah. I've moved on to Abercrombie. Yeah. They had like a fall one. you put that on you might fuck around and hook up with a tree tree yeah just out in the fucking forest tree bird out there I still do aqua dejo
Starting point is 01:07:26 what do you do it's that how you pronounce it what is it aqua dejo de joel I'm not can pretend to know how to say it so I'm not even gonna do yeah no that's not right still smells good
Starting point is 01:07:39 go down to sangines get you uh choreau san jins this is my this is my method of applying ready ready for this I go, I put it on my wrist, and I rub it together, put it on my neck, and then I do one, and I walk through it.
Starting point is 01:07:54 I got to say, I think that's too much, but I've never noticed it, so you're clearly not doing that much. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't do it. I only do it when I go out. Some are more pungent than others. Damn, if only we had a wax-based cologne that, like, made it right with us. Actually, funny enough.
Starting point is 01:08:10 I was, when I was cutting clips for touching-based. circling back on touching base, you guys were doing a scent bird. I was like, oh, I forgot about that. Honestly, up until probably a year ago, I still had that stuff, like sitting under my sink in the back and like a little like miscellaneous freezer bag. Fulton and Work was not happy with us when we had it sent bird as a sponsor. For good, for good reason. Yeah. That wasn't us.
Starting point is 01:08:37 We didn't have that. That was a touching base. It was us. Oh, was it us? It was wash media. Yep. Sorry. We made it right with them, though, and then they just didn't pay us.
Starting point is 01:08:49 Good products, though. I did, I did like... It was good stuff. They paid us for a long time, and then they just didn't. But that's okay. We wrote it off. We did. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:59 For those of you guys who don't own a business, you can write stuff off. Unpaid invoices, apparently. Randy, yeah, I wouldn't expect you to know. No. You're just kind of a builder. Yeah. Not a founder? Not a founder.
Starting point is 01:09:17 That'd be a ospod. All right. What kind of cloned Rhodes wear to his Thanksgiving program? He didn't work on. Oh. If he knew what clone was, he would absolutely wear it. Parks is dabbling with deodorant. And he just uses my old spice swagger.
Starting point is 01:09:37 Get him his own. Not we don't share a bar. We got to give him his own. That was a terrible whistle. That was that supposed to be the old spice whistle. No, I was just, Whistling something else. I was whistling Dixie over here.
Starting point is 01:09:49 That was better. That was a good whistle, but I think you were off a note or two. I'm the best whistler you know. I want to get that out there. You don't know anyone who whistled. No, I know you whistle well. A whistle while at work. I'm trying to whip my whistle.
Starting point is 01:10:10 Can we see the fucking video of your son? I don't want to play the video. Okay. Well, I saw it earlier, and it's... fucking cute just imagine fucking cute little rose dresses at front center turkey or something he had turkey hat on he had turkey hat is he big for his age he looks taller than his classmates i don't know why i think i think he just lucked out with that draw okay because i mean he's not he's about average okay like his his best buds are a little bit taller man but yeah you probably alphas him though
Starting point is 01:10:38 oh he absolutely does stunts stunts heavy he's got to no dude if he if he knew what cologne was he would want to wear it. So he knows, he knows, uh, altoids are, like mince. Yeah. He's good for two or three a day. He's like, dad, can have a mint? He's just deleting altoids?
Starting point is 01:10:55 Before he goes to school, he wants some mint. That's great. Probably because he's going to talk to baddies, dude. Ladies, man. Yeah, I guess so. You got to have that fresh breath. Um, but yeah, Cologne. When did I start?
Starting point is 01:11:10 What? Cologne's, like an intermediate school. A fifth. No, by six. seventh grade when cologne was really peaking eighth grade is when you probably overdid it ninth grade you gotta be careful
Starting point is 01:11:23 but yeah I was never big cologne guy yeah we just made fun of them like this fucking guy oh you want to smell good fucking idiot man I'm sorry though if you played sports which you played baseball I don't know what y'all's practice schedule was but like I just hit it with that right guard is you were hitting it
Starting point is 01:11:40 you were doing Cologne I wasn't because a lot of people weren't shower after practice and stuff in fact like nobody had nobody was we had we had basketball practice before school started for my freshman year and I would just be a
Starting point is 01:11:56 drenched and sweat you absolutely had to shower there's a this has been getting sent around and it gets sent to me like every every day the last week but there's a eighth grader uh one of the schools in Duncanville who's 6-7 he uh
Starting point is 01:12:13 he's a he's a freak he's a freak he's the eighth grade like stud he's like dunking between his legs like doing all sorts of shit his dunks would register like an eight in the in the slam dunk contest it's it's it's like he's doing between the legs i can't even in game between the legs i can't even fathom a six seven eighth grader there was a when an eighth grade so year older there's a kid that we played at a different school who could like grab rem and hang on it he couldn't dunk but he could grab ram and holy fuck This guy's a freak athlete. And this kid, a year younger, is doing like windmills between the legs.
Starting point is 01:12:49 That's a thing. If there was an absurdly tall kid in middle school, he wasn't athletic. Right. He was like, oh, you know. He's just lumbering up there. Yeah, he was a kid who hit a groat's down. Right. This kid's way too coordinated for 6, 7 at that age.
Starting point is 01:13:05 It's very weird. And I know, I'm like, is he going to be one of those kids who, like, does he stop there? Yeah, I don't want to max that. I want to be, I want to be 610 and just yammy. I just want to be a thing. three and d guy three and done okay no no no defense
Starting point is 01:13:19 oh okay okay okay like three just a wing right he's just a wing dude what's that kid's name just fill it up from anywhere that's what you used to do of course he's a Duncanville kid right is he Duncanville kid yeah what is going on in Duncanvilleville
Starting point is 01:13:37 I don't know they've come a long way since me so I said this to Randy we got to put that up on this yeah what how old were you then this is you weren't seventh grade this is seventh grade what so you're the same age in that picture as this kid who's just yamming that is correct that's great all right i'm sims to you slack what if what if you had to guard this guy dude that okay so that is how like my frame of reverence is like i think of the best players i ever went up against and like i was on the b team no shocker but there's still a lot of talent um and like we didn't play anybody like that no i never no one ever dunked in game okay
Starting point is 01:14:21 i played up until freshman year as i didn't play beyond that but no one ever dunked in in game while i was playing nobody dunked in no but austin was not a hot bet of basketball talent at all this guy that's not good that's not a good player that's that's a kid why do i look so tired you look like you're high i look i got high eyes aha you too randy i just sent you some highlights of uh i think isn't what's his name is the name kj dj parkerick i'm sorry this is not the best at it and you are the same at okay i'm gonna do not audio seventh grade yeah i don't i just man our games were not packed like that people people
Starting point is 01:15:19 weren't flocking to the seventh grade b team oh i don't that other kid if this kid's six seven i i assume he's playing with like the jv team at anderson dunks were so no dunks were so rare that if someone dunked in a game at my high school like people were hanging from the rafters it was like a huge we were just bringing the house down it was so fun we didn't see him that often we actually had a dude uh macad brooks who went on to he's a semi-famous actor now he was oh yeah jacks yeah jacks he he actually he could throw down he was a really good donker and he put on a show pregame but he had a seizure mid game and he had to quit playing oh man it was a yeah it was a really scary seizure yeah well i can tell you this i was really like that
Starting point is 01:16:07 Damn I bet you were nice with it Just dropping dimes like Van Axel Oh my god Is this the same kid that was burning His like gym teacher CDs and stuff Yeah that's exactly it That was the year
Starting point is 01:16:19 That's the kid Dude shout out to Coach McGill What a shit head You look like a shithead dude I was Dude also look at that jawline You think I'm viewing right now That's what you're doing
Starting point is 01:16:30 You're mewing in that I was fucking flirting with babes back in Fucking looks maxing Dave Back in 94 The quality of picture, it just feels like it's so old. This is what everybody who's got the film cameras wishes they could recreate, but they just can't. When are we going to get into a post-film camera world?
Starting point is 01:16:51 I'm starting to see some stuff, some people trying some things on my TL, people I know from back home. Randy Trembachie. No, not Randy. Hey, it's me. But I'm just like, all right, you're, you don't, you didn't have to take this photo. I'm like, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but like, come on, man. Yeah, that's a lot. Well, that was a fun episode.
Starting point is 01:17:16 That was a fun episode. Good job. Nice production, Randy. Hey, thanks. What are we talking about tomorrow, weekends or some shit? We got ball talk. We got a slate. We got a week and pop on.
Starting point is 01:17:29 See what else we got. I'm sure some shit will pop off. We should force Duda to come. Tell him to just abandon his responsibilities. It's not a good. good thing to do to somebody okay gross david you're gross bye bye Thank you.

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