Circling Back - Afroman Wins Defamation Suit & Goodbye to the Metaverse | Circling Back 3-19-26

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

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No Rancho Boniorno It's a circling back podcast My name is Dave Welcome There's just a vibe in the air Energy, it's palpable I can feel it

I felt that when we were walking up South Lamar There's a nice sort of walk It was a good walk You need to get my steps in No walk for you this morning Or did you pump? Dude, I woke up early with the intent of actually driving to the trail to walk it and then come straight into work and I decided to drink

coffee in bed instead. And I regret it. I do. I should have got my steps in. Yeah. Plus, Stella's still sick, so I can't walk her. She's still got a cough? Yeah. Yeah. How do you treat that? So Shrek had, he got, he's developed into pneumonia. So she got medication antibiotic to, like, make sure she doesn't develop a pneumonia, but there's nothing you can do for the cold that she has. You just got to let it right out. Viral, viral, maybe.

I don't know. So we're waiting on that. Okay. No long walks until then. Well, in the meantime, you've always got a coffee place right down the road. Yeah. A good mix there. A people?

You get like a little, like a tiny bit of old Austin. You get a lot of like, Just hipster trash, Austin, man bun Austin. Oh, yeah. You get some hot Austin. You get a little hot Austin. I asked for a macho latte with no sweetener whatsoever in it. And she's hooking up with this one.

It's called the Uji. You're doing macho lattes? It's very earthy. Yeah. You know, that's a performative mail drink. That's so retail. That's fair. He's retail-coded.

I happen to like them, too. Yeah, we get it, dude. The world is your stage. He's going to start reading in public, too. Here he is the Big P, Randy Trumbacky. Big P, Big P, Big Purdue. Boiler up. Hey, tomorrow, I'm going to be watching the game.

Who do they got? I don't know. You don't? You seem really excited about the tournament. It's like Queen something. It's some name. Queens. It's a school that I've never heard of before.

Queens. I'll look it up for you. This guy's never been to the Burroughs. Let's see. He's never been to the five boroughs. Is it five boroughs? Four boroughs, but there should be a fifth. Name them.

You can't. Queens. BX. Queens. Yeah. You said, what was the first one you said? BX. Bronx.

That's what I said. Bronx, Queens. Queens. Staten Island. Is Brooklyn not one? Brooklyn. Yes. Your number two, Purdue,

Boilermakers take on 15 Queens University of Charlotte Royals Not one of the boroughs I was wrong so five Burroughs of course it is five Give them to us Bronx Brooklyn Manhattan Queens and Staten Island Damn I have been to Madden hen with you guys

Let's go BX in the building So yeah I've never heard of that People from the Northeast are just like I can't do these guys anymore I'm fucking out They can't they couldn't name every city In the mid cities Dallas Fort Worth could be you can't name all that shit you don't know about you don't know about hurst ulys bedford or worst useless dreadford to be fair not as well known as the the five boroughs of

new york city but you're yeah there is a point there somewhere like i probably would have put the five boroughs or might have on do you know it i i wouldn't have done that for dallas they that's right do they probably not here's a fun thing i wish you would get more into the tournament you have a team that has a two seat i i'm actually going to watch a two seat that's that's that's getting into it. Yeah, and guess what, Dave? They could easily lose this game. I also definitely... How, you didn't even know who they were playing two minutes ago. Exactly. I never knew who they were playing when they lost to them in previous tournaments. I definitely spelled Burroughs incorrectly when I googled. You spelled like our friend? Yeah.

Yeah, I did. Shout to Ryan. Shout out the coach. That's right. Do you not remember like two years ago on TMD where I said like Purdue could lose and they were no one seed and then they lost? No, that is something that happened. It was big, facts. I'm rooting for him. Good. You're wearing the QZ. Is that a rowback? Shouts the rowback. Lutz 20. They hooked it up, man. They did. Meanwhile, they haven't sent me a single piece of Texas state merch.

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I don't know. I mean, Thought about having them on? I kind of, I don't know. He's more into the tournament than we are. Yeah, he's also like... He's dialed in, man. That's why he's here. He's got a little bit of...

He's sprinkling. I guess his office doesn't have a TV. He'd come use ours. That's crazy because, isn't he a partner? He is a partner, yeah. Anyway, pretty stoked about today's show, man. How's that matcha hit? Does it, do you feel it?

It's subtle, but yeah. Yeah, it is, it does give me a little bit of a lift. I love it, man. This one is... It's good, but it's very earthy. It looks earthy. I feel like I'm just eating dirt. Yeah.

Or grass, really. It tastes like dirt, not grass. Really? Yeah. That's not exactly a ringing endorsement. No, it's not. It's not. But somehow I like it.

I don't know. Makes him feel like he's, you know. You know, and you go after every, you're an influencer and you get back from Lollapalooza, you meant like all three days or whatever. And you're like, oh, my God, this is going to save me. It's not. You're going to have at least four days where your body's going to be, like, getting back to normal. That smoothie, I know you put chia seeds in it, but it's not going to save you.

Okay? Yeah, it might. Makes me feel connected with the earth. That's why he- Oh, my God. Take me bomb. Do you have something? No.

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2-2. And then we got a big announcement here. Give the folks at home a bit madness update because next week, the madness starts. Bit madness starts next week. If you haven't gotten your brackets in, go to Reddit. We have officially, it's pinned at the top of Reddit now. So it should be pretty easy to find that post. Go ahead, create your brackets.

Top three people will receive a prize. If you're having trouble logging in, just do either. log out of one of your Google accounts are just incognito window. It works great. Make sure you put your handle or your email so that we can contact you if you do win. But for Bit Madness this year, we're switching it up. Another Reddit post had a suggestion of how we should break it down. And Dave and I both kind of liked it.

So we're going to do still four episodes. But episode one will be first half of round one. Episode two will be second half of round one. And then episode three will be all of round two. And then episode four will be the whole rest of the bracket. So it's 16, 16, 16, 15. That's how we're breaking up. So it just makes it more digestible since we want to talk about other stuff on

episodes. So be aware of that. Get your brackets in by Sunday night. We'll stop submissions after that because Monday is when we officially start. And here's the big thing. Big news. I get a point. Dave gets a point.

Dylan gets a point. That's three points. but the listeners will get two points. So we're getting you guys involved in the voting for Bit Madness this year. We're either going to do it. We have our friend Jeff has created an app submission thing where you guys can vote there and hopefully we'll be able to get yours, your votes in for each round.

If not, I'll just do it on Instagram stories manually. It'll be a lot more work. But that's how it's going to work. So you at the fan base will get a good say in who wins these matchups. That's big news, man. A major development. Major development. So there would be technically like five votes, but you guys get two of them.

Heavily weighted. So we have to be unanimous in order to sway your vote, which tough to do. That's true. A lot of you got a lot of pool. We're going to have whiteboards too. Yep, whiteboards. Are we going to know the results of their voting before we vote? Yeah.

So I'll have to talk with Jeff about it, everything. I'll probably have it all pulled up, but I won't look at it so it doesn't influence my vote. So if it came to a point where like it was, you know, Dylan and Dave vote one way and I vote one way, it's like, all right, let's go, let's go track. We'll always tell you guys how you guys voted, but there's a way that, you know, one of us votes one way and the fans vote that same way. And then boom, that bit moves on. So we'll know. And I'll make sure that I don't look at it so it doesn't influence me. What's the chat saying?

The chat is saying that my bracket's going to get busted by Purdue. Yeah, I know. He knows that. He's aware. He's made that clear. Okay. I'm excited. Yeah.

So submit your brackets. Get them in. Bit madness next week. It's going to be a fun time. Bit of a late night for me. Will Stars avs. O.T. A little shootout.

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Let them know circling back sent you. We got big news in the social media realm. I don't know. Anyway, the metaverse is closing down. Social media, y'all. The metaverse is shutting down, which I believe is the reason why Facebook changed its name to meta. like it coincided with the launch or the announcement of the Metaverse. Anyway, it was a really stupid idea for the beginning.

Apparently, they sunk $80 billion into developing it, promoting it, all that. Billion with a B. 80 billion dollars on this hunk of crap. It turns out that no one really wants to turn themselves into a wee character and converse with other people in some make-believe world. What's Roblox? it's a video game video game i read something about that they are actually i was trying to learn about this robo blocks is like games within a game

okay as far as i understand i read i was trying to like get well versed on this i'm like what happened here and what the plan because i was like there's no way they're they've got all this data and all these like they're they're going to do something with it at some point and then i read something about like and i don't know if these are these these these blue check marks of tech guys. It's like, this guy said, meta is not shutting down their Metaverse project. Horizon Worlds is just getting focused on mobile and desktops like Roblox. Moreover, they're continuing their VR work and they plan to keep investing more in coming years. All they're doing is turning off the VR version

of their Roblox competitor. I don't really know what that means. I don't know what that means either. Randy, go ahead and break it down for me, Big Tom. That's a great question for sauce. some people are really into like just living in the virtual reality world so not majority of people there's some there's some weirdos there if you ever uh uh there's this guy called the VR chat who he goes into these like chat rooms and just trolls these people that are pretty much all have like furry avatars and it's it's some of the funniest shit you'll ever see do you know anyone who uses the Metaverse? No.

I've never seen anyone talking about it on Twitter. I've never seen a screenshot of like them inside the Metaverse. I just don't, from my perspective, it seems like a total flop that no one uses. I've seen some cool virtual reality games. Why are the graphics so like 30 years ago? Maybe because it's just for it being so large and interactive, like it's kind of hard to process it all in real time with like everyone's movements. So it was launched during like it was like a COVID project.

And it was like a way to connect people while everyone was like stuck at home. And it's just no one. People probably thought that VR was going to change everything. But turns out AI is changing everything. His name is proximity chat. Go look him up on Instagram and you'll see some of the funniest thing, proximity chat. I think one of the problems Metaverse had while trying to get off the ground. If you hit the video link and the rundown that I sent,

look at this conversation that Zuck has with some woman talking about the Metaverse. It is so uncomfortable the way they talk to each other. Oh, God. Oh, I remember this. And keep creating. Now, Deb from our studios team is joining me. Deb, do you want to take us through some of the exciting games in the pipeline for Quest?

Absolutely. Over the years, we've had the opportunity to work with incredible developers, like Vertigo games. The studio behind fan favorite Arizona Sunshine. I love Arizona Sunshine. That game basically got me and my friends through the first few months of the pandemic. That's awesome.

What's going on? I think you'll be excited that we're partnering with Vertigo on five more great games from deep silver. Who is this? I don't know. Why she wearing a leather jacket? Nice. What else is coming?

Well, the Metaverse is constantly involved. Yeah. So one of the most important aspect. We get the idea. Are these real people? Dude, I don't know. Dude.

Okay. This is the most unnatural conversation I've ever seen. Facebook has a Zuckerberg problem because he's obviously like created the company, CEO, all that shit. But he needs someone on his team to be like, dude, you can't be the face of this product. You are not a salesperson. You don't have a dynamic personality. You have zero charisma. We've got to pass this on to someone who's cool and knows how to talk to people.

You are the opposite of that. It's not her. Their marketing team is. absolutely clueless. Or they just, they don't, they feel too afraid to speak up in meetings against this guy. Maybe that's why they, uh, they've decided, well, he's not going to, so let's change Zuckerberg. And that's why he's wearing chains and he's growing out his hair. Right. This was before the, the little mini glow up they had to try to, this is before UFC. They tried to unnerdify him. But it's hard to do. It's not, it's not enough because he's hard to do

as Randy's learned. The nerd gene is too strong with this guy. And they can't use him as the face of these products anymore. It's not working. I think it's not working. I think it's not. would have failed either way because it was a stupid idea. But the way they're promoting it is just bad. I just want to watch this part again. That's awesome. Like this isn't a real conversation.

How do you film this and be like, yeah, we should post this? You got to, you got to scrap it and start over. It's so bad, dude. $80 billion? Is that a real number? I don't understand how this got put out. I know this is old, but like... I mean, it's only five years old. It's not like it's that old.

I know, it's just crazy. Really? It's crazy. I don't know. I mean, what are they going to do? But that's kind of sad that all those Metaverse characters are just going to be like... Apparently, you can buy property inside the Metaverse? I was going to say, what about my real estate?

What does that mean? Did I get reimbursed? No. See, this was new to me. Apparently, someone spent 450 grand on Metaverse property next to Snoop Dog. And now it's just... just not worth anything. What was the,

that was Fortnite, or was it where you could go to like a, wasn't there like a kid rock concert and like inside that? They definitely had a Travis Scott. They've had Travis Scott. They've had marshmallows. That's close. They do a lot of virtual reality,

like events in there. Sorry, that was loud. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a virtual event happening. I don't know. There's some stuff with virtual reality

that I think can be really cool, but I think the metaverse. Like what? Like there's some games I've seen that are very low like there's like a wizard game where you just like go around and like you kind of spells at each other and it seemed very funny. Hey touch grass. You'd yeah or drink it or drink it. Yeah. This shit's so ridiculous.

Can you, uh, if you and your girlfriend both got VR headsets, could y'all like hang out? Yeah. Touch each other and stuff? I don't think we can touch each other. Not yet. Virtually. One of the things that's... That's awesome.

That's awesome. One of these things on these proximity chat things where he goes and trolls, a lot of these people are, say they have phantom suns where they can feel you if you walk through them. And they get, he just trolls these people. You want to know, you know how you can tell I'm a 90s kid? Or I'm just going to tell you. Anytime you say proximity, I immediately think of a proximity mind. From Golden Eye.

I was nasty with the proximity. Those are so sick. Yeah. I used to remember all the spots where you would respawn and I would throw a mind down on them. So you could do you just this endless loop. You were. You were spawn camping. You were you're spawning. You can't spawn camping. You don't have to camp with the mind. You just said it and forget it. Like I said, watching Golden Eye on the plane, it was just so cool. It was cool hearing all those sound effects. What was the young lady's name, the love interest? The first one, who was bad? it was like something on top oh it was like i've like a there's a very aggressive

like idea on top or something like that yeah she was uh she was a she was a sec she would kill men with her sex she would squeeze them i used to date one of those what i don't know i don't know i don't know she was actually a murderer yeah how did you survive you were waiting for marriage just didn't have sex with her yeah smart Yeah, smart. Another reason to get another reason to wait. Hey, where this L, Zuck? Take this L, dog.

If he reached out to us and offered his free Dorkverse, VR and said, we need to get this Metaverse back. We need y'all to push it. I would do it. Yeah, I mean, if he's going to pay us, sure. We'd just have to delete all this audio. I mean, a lot of audio. You threatened to beat his ass.

You're threatening to kidnap his father. A lot of audio. I don't like him. Yeah, you've made that clear. I don't like this dude at all. I mean, I like him less after I forgot about this video. Have some self-awareness, dude. You can't do that.

You can't do shit like this. Hire just a good looking, They had a stylist who was like- Charismatic salesperson to push your products. You know what, Zuck, we're going to give you a Caesar cut, and we're going to have the young lady you brought on to pitch this. We're going to go ahead and put her in the Fonz jacket. Hey, Zuck, believe it or not, we found someone like more,

she's at least like has a personality. It's not great, but at least it's there. We found someone more unlikable to have to do this sit down with you. If I ever sat down with somebody and they use their hands in this matter, I would, I'd have to get up and leave. It's like she has no idea what to do with their hands. She's doing the, what you want to call it?

Ricky Bobby. They were like, no, you guys, this video, like the goal of this video is just, you were so excited about this project. the top excited. You're so excited you don't know what to do with your hands. And like the thing is like they don't move in conjunction with her speed. No. It's like it's like her hands are lagging.

It's just so awkward. It was a zinea on the top. And Zuck didn't recognize her awkwardness because he matches the awkwardness. She's like, this is going great. And it's just not. She probably makes $50 million a year. Yeah, I'm sure. She's doing well for herself.

She could probably just. She could kill me. 80 Bill? I don't care. Sunk into this dumb-ass. I do care. I don't want to die. I'm just tired.

Don't kill me. Your jacket's just hilarious. I'm not saying ladies can't wear leather jackets. There's plenty of lady out there who can pull this off. It's just a weird move. I think Zania out of top wears a leather jacket at some point. Oh, yeah. I'd be going jacket off because it's probably warm.

So I wouldn't need one. It's pretty cold. Golden Eye World. Where are they here? Look at those trees. Palo Alto, probably. Paula Alta. I also don't think this is a real studio.

I think they're just in front of a green screen. Can I totally, can I totally deviate from what we're talking about real quick? Can you put your buddy Nick up here while Blaine's here so we can finally have them together in the same room? We'll get them together at some point. Dude, I swear. Our accountant, so Blaine looted the years here and Randy's friend, Nick, friend of show he's good guy he listens he looks like tiny not tiny he just looks like i guess he's a little

smaller than blaine and they're both from california and they just look like they're brothers the first time i was around nick is when i like blaine and i weren't as close as we are now so i'd only been around them like a handful of times and i was like i was with the group that were blame just didn't belong i was like why the fuck is blamed it took me a minute to figure out of which it wasn't blame i mean it kind of look alike too it's pretty funny funny You had to be there. Okay. This probably would have gone better had they had Zuck and this young lady and some Fair Harbor.

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The jury is ruled in favor of a friend of the show Afro-Man. I didn't realize how electric this guy is and how just unbelievably likable Afro-Man is. This is incredible stuff. You kind of knew, like, most of his songs or party songs. and getting high songs. So you kind of assume, like, I bet this dude's a chiller, a D1. And come to find out,

he's got the content gene. You put this guy under oath. He'll give it to you. Okay, can we, Randy, I had a video in there. The first one, I believe it's right after it was announced that he won the defamation suit.

I'm going to put another one in here too. We'll play this one after the first one. But go ahead and hit play on that first. Defamation. No damage. This is so good. Yeah. We did in America.

Look at the crowd outside the courthouse. How do they even know about this was going on to, like, show up and support Afro-Man? And look at the demographic of people supporting him, too. This is a cross-section of America. It sure is. This is probably the biggest thing going on in that little part of town. Yeah. Do we know where this is?

Randy, look at it up. I think I said Ohio yesterday Cincinnati truly hard to say Cincinnati where they do the chili Freedom of speech prevails Says Ohio Ohioshire Okay that's good enough Utilize Google search

Pull up images Adams County Adams County home of Winchester Ohio okay small small town in Ohio I would assume I don't know how big Winchester is it feels not big though Okay Hit that, so we listened to Lemon Pound Cake yesterday, but we haven't heard this other song. Randy, play the other one.

This is the one that really got under the skin of the sheriff. Randy's looking at a map. He's deep in the Winchester County. You're doing the Brett thing. Brett will pull up on a map on you. Oh, he loves a map. Afro man will bring it to. None of dudes going to screw you.

My proof. on the end. Brian Newlin is a flag. William is a pedophile. If I'm telling folks the truth, how come I have to go to trial? Newland's sexton kids, that's true. Now he's stealing my money to.

My proofs on the internet. Afro-man will bring it to you. He did his research. Afro-man is gonna do. That is gonna screw you. My proof. This was just a absolute... Tasha Chamblin is a unconfidential informant.

Roy Gabbard is the judge that signs fictitious warrant. This whole situation is totally their fault. Don't rape me. Don't get videoed and caught. Okay. We'll bring... This is one of the biggest miscalculations. First of all,

They underestimated Afro-Man. Whoever was representing the plaintiffs here, they've got some very, very bad legal advice. Part of being a lawyer is not just saying whether you can win or lose. It's counseling somebody and saying, should you do this? Like, by the way, like a competent lawyer or somebody who is at least familiar with Afro-Man and how the internet works and just basically how society works would say, hey, not only do you not have a good case on the merits, all this is going to do is a provide a resurgence to afro man's career B make you well known to a national audience who would otherwise not know this was going on

and not know any of this because we didn't I didn't know about this until three days ago yeah and you're you're making this a bigger thing and all of the things that you're claiming that happened to, the harm that you're alleging, the emotional distress, things of that nature, uh, you're going to, you're going to, you're going to multiply it by a hundred. Yeah, they saw it. They found a guy with some money and they're like, he'll settle. But I don't even know how much money. Yeah, I don't know if Afro-Man. I don't know if Afro-Man, I don't think he's, he's absolutely killing it. It's not like they're going after Taylor Swift or something. We're like, okay,

it's sad. That because I got high money, probably still isn't coming in. Yeah, like, dude, he'll settle out of court. This will be, easy. Watch this. I'm officially and like kind of feel a little bit bad for them because I, it just it went, it went the other way. They wanted it to be one way, but it was the other way. Yeah. Tough. Tough. Yeah. Tough scene. Afro-man's just hanging from the realm right now. Seriously. And the whole, in the whole city's behind them. Yeah. There's another song that he, we didn't play it. We haven't played it yet where he talks about how this guy is, Randy Walters, a son of a bitch. That's the name of the song. And he fucked his wife.

too and so they're they're sitting in the courtroom and the lawyer's asking questions he's like and the guy Randy Walter is I think is his name talks about how this song is causing him great pain and the lawyer's like but he didn't actually sleep with your wife right and the guy goes I don't I don't know stuff just just just stop this is uh shout out to afro man lemon pound I mean, he's still got bars, Dave. Most of his songs are derivative of other songs. I don't know if you've noticed that. Yes.

Yeah. If not outright parodies. Code 45 was pretty much just rapper's delight. Yeah. I'm just going to finish this so they'd like the ice. Yeah. Hey, we'll give you the song. Go on.

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My is busted like your girl. Oh, man, I got all one seeds in the final four. My is chock, y'all. Stupid. Okay. Stupid. Are you going to remember to do running back today? Yeah, dude.

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Ticovis, point your toes west. Um, where are we? Oh, the 9-99. The numbers. Shout to Herman Kane. The Mets are doing a 9-99, the baseball thing. Are they, though? Nine innings.

Are they, though? Biers, nine beers and nine hot dogs. But wait, there's a twist. Randy, I didn't send you anything for this. Look it up. Here, I got it. I'll drop it to you, big dogs. It's not full size.

It's not full size. They're Randy's size hot dogs. What's that supposed to mean? You recently were in Dallas and ordered many hot dogs. I checked like big dog. They're mini glizzies. This is such bullshit. The beers are only four ounces.

And this makes sense because you can't really promote. You cannot have a thing where you're like saying, hey, come drink nine beers at our fucking ballgame. Come get all fucked up and drive home. Okay. Yeah, but just don't do it then. Just don't do it. I also I mean this is cute though

it looks delicious it's mad cute I would like it but also the way that they have it here in the box it's like you're gonna order that inning one and then you have to keep out your seat for the whole

the whole rest of the game you know that's a good point that you bring up a baseball game what two and a half hours long these days you're just gonna let that sit in your shit the whole time yeah great great point are you can just let that sit in your shit the whole time those nine beers

you know beers you know six through nine are going to be warm. Yeah, or six through seven. Right. Six or seven. Randy, to answer your question, I looked it up, the official rules of like traditional 999, you have to eat the hot dog. You can't put it in your butt. Oh, okay. Thank you for answering that question. I definitely asked. Many hot dogs, many beers, get the fuck out of here.

I mean, these are like, the size of these are like half hot dogs. Like, they're not even like mini corn dog size. They're bigger than that. it's it's cute that's about it I'm not mad about it there's too much bunda weiner here you know who was mad about it I looked at the

I googled this and saw the outkick had some good SEO says Mets humiliated after botching 999 challenge with the tiniest portions possible I don't know if they're humiliated they're fucking dude no actually they're selling the team they're gonna relocate the team

they're having in all hands of being like guys we fucking botch this I feel I'm super embarrassed dude fucking mats can't do anything right they trade the Jacob de graham Rangers win the world series do you see this fucking mats

do you see this bucket of nachos pussy no I don't look at nachos the diamond backs are introducing nachos in a 128 ounce size it's just a bucket of chos bucket of something else nice nachos pussy

bucket of pee it's real time No, I was thinking of the other thing. Can you imagine how terrible? Do it's pee time. How terrible you would feel if you took this bucket down at a ballgame? Yeah, you'd use the bucket to throw up. All that fake cheese.

You'd sit on the bucket. All that fake cheese and the jalapinos. You'd have to strap that bucket to your blood, walking around. Yeah, you would. You would have to. This is just going to be a mess. But the ballpark Diamondbacks

And then they did this thing You see you see this thing What the fuck is that Dude This is also the diamond backs Hey real PGP heads We'll remember back in like 2018

When like there'd be a stretch on the site Where like any time a new crazy ballpark Food came out We would just post it as a news article We would just embed the tweet And write like 100 words about it and it would be like the most traffic thing on the site that week. And people got so mad.

They're like, would y'all do real content instead of this shit? And we eventually did, but that was a funny thing. Okay, the Take Me Out to the Ballgame shake from the Diamondbacks is a salted caramel shake with whipped cream, peanut butter, sandwich cookies, which are just nutter butters, Kit Kat bars and Cracker Jack. Nah. Just a, just a sugar. It looks good. More like the take me out to pass. year.

I don't think I really need popcorn on my milkshake, but. Oh, but the nutterbutters and Kit Kat bar are fine. Yeah. Hey, are you not... Huh? It's the juxtaposition. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Yeah, you're right. But they've been doing like it looks like a lot of stuff. Chicken tinga breedable. I'll rock with tinga. Corn dogs. I'll fuck with a corn dog. Y'all know that. This is all Diamondbacks?

Yeah. A 18 inch sub of half-pimer chicken Parmesan Yeah, they're calling that one to D-Man. Because I used to work a sub-boy. Did you see, what's the dude's name who is a sports writer, but he comments on like the business side of it? Ravel. Ravel.

Did you see what he said about the Masters food? No. Probably not. I'm sorry. I keep pulling up all this. Did you see this stuff? I did see that the Masters has added something where an AI feature, because everything is going this way.

You guys seen this. You can search every shot hit in the Masters from like 1968 through Current. I don't know. There's something there. That's crazy in the Masters app. Really? That's pretty cool.

What's going on? Okay, I can't find the tweet, but Ravel basically said, oh, it's the time of year when no one will shut up about the very overhyped Masters food menu. And he said it's like one of the weirdest traditions in sports that we talk about it.

he is saying this Ravel said that yeah and it's like dude it's a big deal because the prices are so low it's actually very getable you can eat a lot of food for very little money

yeah I think that says something more about our economy these days than anything Rovel anyway he got he got yammed on by pretty much everybody when he shared his opinion okay the master's vault

now has an AI powered search function where you can search you can look up any shot of every final round broadcast from 1960s That's incredible. That's crazy. Technology.

The tech's there, Randy. And yet we still are just, our office is littered with wires. Okay, here we go. It's that time of year when everyone talks about the master's food as if it's the greatest thing ever. Continues to be one of the weirdest annual behaviors in all of sport. And the next month,

people pretend like the mint julep at Kentucky Derby is a top 1,000 cocktail. Does he know what he does for a living? This kind of shit. This is the shit he does. This is right in his wheelhouse of stuff to report on. Hey, you didn't tell me we had chicken parm. He's a boner. This is good.

Said it's half chicken parm, half hot pastrami. You did say that. I wasn't really paying attention. Sorry. That looks, I mean, I don't want to eat that, but like, they're going crazy down there in Arizona, man. Yeah, what's going on? Oh, okay.

How about this, Dylan? The bucket comes in 64. and 128 ounces. So you get it's two different sizes of the the nacho bucket. That's simply too much barbacoa beef. I mean, the 64 is crazy. Imagine bringing that bucket home as a souvenir

and it's still got like nacho remnants in it. It's just sitting in your car. And you're like sitting in the parking lot trying to get out of there and it's just baking. It's just shoveling it into the trash when you get home. It's just baking in that Arizona. Like an actual shovel because there's so much of it.

Oh, man. Okay. All right. I'm interested. I'm interested. Something's going on out there. I heard the lute of the year getting a little crazy. Are there games happening right now?

I believe so. I think they're watching. The boys are just buzzing out there. There must be an upset alert. Who you put on upset alert? BYU. Purdue. I don't have much faith in Texas,

but BYU, a lot of guys are out, like six guys are out, which is weird for basketball. But they have apparently the number one overall potential number one pick on the draft plays for being won't go one he'll go top three which is news

to me has found that out he's a baller um Jake in the chat says Bush Stadium used to sell meatballs in a cone it was the best thing he's ever eaten uh makes me think about when are you going to bring meatballs into the office valid question

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bachelorette cast um but i do want to talk about it a little bit the bigger story here is not the cast it's just her we're going to do something unprecedented we're going to play a clip from chicks in the office because they've done what i assume is a good breakdown of like all what's going on. Because there is, this is unprecedented. So correct me if I'm wrong. They're currently filming the season of the Bachelorette, right? I reckon, yeah.

Okay. And this season has everything. I mean, yeah. This might actually be the most dramatic season, yeah. I don't even know how they're going to do it. I don't know if you guys have seen the news. Let me just start it off by reading the news and Dylan, this is going to be. Sorry, I'm not, I'm not laughing at this story because there's the story here.

No, go ahead, buddy. The noise is not. that are coming out of that other room. I don't know what they're watching. Hey, B-Mart, chill out, bro. He bets first half unders. Allegedly. First half unders.

Yeah, so that's what's happening. No, I don't know. This is serious, but I just want to bring this to your attention that, Dylan, are you sitting down? Yeah. Sinabon has cut ties with The Bachelorette and The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives following domestic violence allegations involving reality star Taylor Frankie Paul and her ex-boyfriend Dakota Mortensen.

And Cinebun made the decision to terminate its collab. Recent developments and allegations surrounding the lead cast member led them to reassess the collaboration as it no longer aligns with their brand value. So they lost Cinebun. I didn't even know she was getting that Cinebon money. But they employed that like lawyer that helped that big meth ring and he's doing better call Saul. Yeah. It's good. Should we get B-Mart in here to talk about what the fuck's going?

I don't want to take them away. There's no way. We can't take him away from the screen right now. Will's getting involved in it too Does he know that we're doing a podcast in here? I think he's trying to like I think he's trying to cause a ruckus So like he gets more play

He wants to get invited in here Yeah he's doing he's micahing Yeah Him and Micah on a pod might be interesting Yeah Do they know each other? No Have they never met?

No they've met they had Dude Play the tape Play the chicks in the office He bet the under I'm pretty sure he's cheering For every missed bucket That's what's going on

Just like a little mutt It's so sick We, hey, remember we had Kelly Kiggs on? She said she would talk Bachelorette with us. We might have to get her on. We said, so we're going to have Crick Watson MDs if you're OGPGP fan. He is going to be doing recaps of the Bachelorette in, in text form. That was a weird way to put it.

He's just, but look out for that. That's going to hit the subby. But let's listen to the, what are the chicks in the office's name? Ria and Fran? Okay. Let's listen to Ria and Fran. Ria and Fran break it down. The ending of season four of Mormon wives.

Yeah. Ends with her sleeping with Dakota the night before she leaves for The Bachelorette. Yeah. The next morning misses her flight to go film The Bachelorette. That alone is bad. She's clearly not ready to be on The Bachelorette. She shouldn't be dating at all. She actually really probably needs to get off of reality TV.

Yeah. And then the news broke that they paused production on season five, because of a fight between Taylor and Dakota. There was a situation, apparently, Taylor going to Dakota's house and allegedly choking him. With a necklace. The police were called and then it was taken back.

Then she went back the next night and then something happened again. And then reality Steve posted a screenshot of Taylor calling Dakota 150 times of one night. Yeah. And it's this back and forth that has reached way beyond entertainment or reality TV.

These people shouldn't even be on TV. Yeah. All of this is so dangerous and dark. There's kids involved. Yes. Allegedly their son ever was in the room while this was happening. Right. It breaks my heart for their son.

Yeah. Taylor's kids having to be involved in all of this. All right. It's just. What the fuck? I feel like she needs like. She doesn't need to be the bachelor. No.

They need to have a, they need to bring Claire in. I wonder how they're going to handle this. should bring Claire to the worst Bachelorette ever. Claire didn't even do a full season the first time. Didn't she was awful? She bailed. Yeah, because she was that one dude, the model.

Yeah, the Roeback model. The Roeback and also like, wasn't he also a Halloween costume model? Taco. Yes. He was a Taco. And now he models for Roeback. There's like a gladiator costume too. Yeah, I don't know, man.

Lute's 20 by the line. Dean? Was the name Dean? No. Something of the D. I don't remember his name. No, no, it doesn't matter. I wonder how they're going to handle this in the season. I don't know.

It's just tough. This might force our hand into doing companion pod. We said we were going to do it. I kind of thought Will was in on it. And then I was like, I don't know what's going on. When has it started? It has an area. Monday.

I reckon. Okay. I think Monday. I think so. I'll check. But I'm almost positive. Yeah, it's Monday. It is kind of funny that the exes name is Dakota

It's just such like a Utah Like Mormon guy So she has a kid with this guy Multiple From from the Mormon wife show Oh Like they were married yet Mormon wives wasn't a dating show By the way

Right Yeah they were they were yeah It was just like Well these Mormons in Utah live like And then I guess obviously they split up Because she's on the bachelorette There is a cheat There is a cheat allegedly I think

They slept together right the night before she was supposed to start filming for The Bachelorette? Yeah. Yeah, she does not need to be on this show right now. She needs to handle her business back at home. Also, there's the assault charge. I don't know if charges were ever filed. Police were called, though.

There's a mug shop, but it's from like three years ago. Yeah, I don't know. What's that from? She's been in trouble with the law. I mean, like, this, everything is, everything I know about this. is like she wasn't a good choice for this. Right. But it's causing a lot of buzz.

That's, you know what? Fair. We're now talking about the Bachelorette and we haven't for the past few years. So something's working for them. Sunday. Oh, Jesus. Sunday is when it premieres. Child abuse, criminal mischief, aggravated assault, domestic violence in the presence of a child is from 2023.

Yeah, what, what, why? Why was she? Yikes. surely the ABC is it still on ABC surely they did their research here the case has been dismissed

dude why would they do that why would they choose her it sounds like she still wants to be with Dakota a little bit sounds like she that's that toxic that toxic relationship that you can't get out of that's crazy

well we hope they would never choose I mean like did they learn nothing from like the Colton thing like granted like he didn't have like a past but like you know what I'm saying we're like he hopped the fence and then put a tracking device it's just great that this is coming up then he then he then he was like by the way I'm also I'm gay so so such a weird such a weird situation that was yeah also also I did the first ever

circle so we interviewed him while we launched the company that's right um but yeah this this doesn't seem like the move to choose her no I'm going to go on with somebody a little less what's Chris Harrison thinking right now did he just focus focusing on his show that he's launching. Yeah. The traditional values won. Would they ever choose a bachelor who had a 2023 arrest for domestic? No.

And they had to have known this information. Yeah, I don't think it's very public, right? Yeah, this is messy. It's messy, y'all. Sad. Very sad. What's the chat saying? Anything to really illuminate this or add to it?

I can expound upon. If you really want to know what the chat is. saying there's Chris Harrison would never have to let this happen I usually have to pay to get choked out and Dorn having a great stash day so that's what they're saying. Oh, thank you.

You ever pay to get choked out? I've never paid to get choked out, no. I'll choke you out for free. Come over here, bitch, see what happens. It's me getting you in that guillotine. You're not getting out of it. I'm squirting out of that thing. You're squirt out of it.

I'm going to get choked the right way. That's what happens. You get choked the right way. I'm going to get you that weird naked choke, dog. That would be weird if that's what happened when I started choking you. You got to go get the Diamondbacks bucket. Just triggers an old memory. You start squirting.

I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm doing. We got to move on. We got to move on. We should start calling the Diamondbacks bucket the pee bucket. All right, run it back. Let's do Weekend and Fun first. Oh, fuck.

Yeah, we still got to do that. Weekend and Fun. Presented by? Oh, wrong one. Wow, you had such a great week up until this point. Presented by Roebuck. Lutes 20 for 20% off at checkout. Let's go.

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The everyday shorts. And other schools. A ton of schools. A ton of schools. They have a ton of schools. of ladies gear now too. I guess not Texas State though. I can't speak to it myself

because I've now tried on the women's stuff but if it's rollback, it's got to be fantastic. I'll say it. I gave to my girlfriend a pair of shorts and she really liked them. How about that? Thank you, Randy. Way to add to it.

Let's start with Randy's weekend. Go ahead, big dog. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled out by a prostitute.

Let's just go have fun and let go a little. Name of more travels, let's go. My weekend in fun, presented by Roeback, Lose 20. So I'm trying to keep it, you know, I was looking at my finances. I got so many trips and stuff coming up, so I'm trying to save money, but I do have one thing planned. Going to go see Project Hail Mary with James Omar and Nick. James just texted me, by the way. Did he?

He's sending me TikToks. Hell yeah. I love that. So Project Hail Mary with Ryan Gosling was a book that we were. all read, same author that did The Martian. So that just came out. So we're going to see at the Bullock and IMAX. Oh, nice. And we learn lesson. Yeah, learn lesson from Maverick. We'll probably get there plain enough in time since it's not preceding. So hopefully I won't be sitting in the first row this time. It releases Friday tomorrow? No, I think it's already out. Oh, is it? Okay. Yeah.

But it's a, the book was really good. So I'm very, I'm very excited to go. This would be the first time I think I've ever watched a movie of a book that I've read. My wife just read the book. Yeah. Maybe she can go with you all. I'm pretty pumped for this movie. No, please, thank my wife. I get no respect.

There's talks of a happy hour. I say, Hail Marys. Just get her to go. Okay. Sorry. There's talks of a happy hour on Friday, but to be honest with you, I haven't unpacked from, from. There are?

You didn't? Yeah, not with you guys. What the hell? No. Yeah, I'll be doing South by stuff, so. Fuck, yeah. But I haven't unpacked from Hawaii,

I'm just my whole place has been a mess since I got back. I cleaned it right before I left and it's just been terrible considering I was, you know, in warfare in my own stomach. But now it's just going to be unpacking, doing laundry, and relaxing.

I'm glad that you clarified in your own stomach. Yeah. Not someone else. Warfare in my own stomach. Uh-huh. Sick. But overall. We're going to have a nice, casual, relaxing weekend.

It's going to be nice and sunny, so I might lay out by the pool, try to work on the tan that I did not get in Hawaii. Yeah, that's a bummer, man. Very cool. Yeah, I'll let you know how the movie is. I'm low-key. I'm just going, I'm just, man, it's that time of year in South by March Madness, like, converge. I'm just going to be, like, viving. I'm going to be vibe in, maybe vibe coding as well.

rumors of a of a link up tomorrow at a baseball dad's home to watch a to watch ball and smoke cigars that sounds so dad-coated drink beers yeah i like all right yeah let's do it um my wife's been texting me she found the tile we need for a shower so that's pretty cool um she's like call me as soon as you're done we talk about this tile i'm like can i'm recording she stopped yeah yeah um T-ball. We got T-ball practice Sunday morning. No games because of spring break, but we've got T-ball coming up Sunday morning, too,

and tonight for that matter. But all in all, low-key. Pretty low-key, Dylan. Don't have much, man. Parks says baseball practice, the spring break, which also includes a break from baseball is ending Friday.

So we've got practice this weekend. And, yeah, I can take advantage of the nice sunny weather. I'm going to hopefully hit a pool or something. Dude, I got, I got nothing, man. Really, I got nothing. I'm pretty pumped for that. I like a low-key weekend.

Are pools opening up earlier? Like, though, are they acknowledging like it's warm enough, y'all? The one in our neighborhood doesn't open up until, like, mid-April, which sucks. So we got a, we might hit Barton. I don't know. We'll do something. We'll get outside. That's all I got.

I do want to see Project Tell Mary, but it might not be this weekend. I might push that a little bit. Let's run it back. Let's run back, of course, this segment during which we talk about what we talked about all week long. Dave does tough mutters with Swains and Emirada.

Yeah, get dirty. AI is changing everything. People in Hawaii, sorry, Hawaii can tell about a week in advance when a volcano is about to bust. Seismology. Dylan Dust doesn't know about the rooster situation in Hawaii.

No. Got to get shoddy, some trucknots. on the fiesta. True. Rani has chafed nipples from shredding waves. Dude, they're scabbed now, don't worry. Oh, my God. Ow.

The old racist masters guy got lined up right before his suey at Ike's pond. He did. Dave doesn't want to die. He's just tired. My is busted like your girl. B-Mart, who bets first have unders, is cheering for every miss bucket right now.

And finally, Randy has warfare in his own stomach. And that concludes, right? Oh, no. I've, I've said, complete and total victory. Mission accomplished. Yeah, we've heard this. There's about to be a mission accomplished. Nah, it's about to be an insurgency. Get them boys back home. Nah. There's about to be an uprising of the people. About to be some. We'll see. It's a strong week of podcast. RPG, up your esophagus. Check out listener voicemails. Manana. Check it out. Subscribe to the Patreon. Subscribe to the substack. It's going to be great.

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