Circling Back - Airport Beers, Proper Scraps, & a Tough Arch Quote | Circling Back 8-26-25

Episode Date: August 26, 2025

Dave is taken to Trash or Nah? court, ranking airport beers, Arch Manning and Colin Simmons with a pair of tough quotes before taking on Ohio State, Avery Johnson's family in a proper Irish scrap, a...nd Run it Back. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠ • (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (14:15) Dave's in Trash or Nah Court • (27:40) Ranking Airport Beers • (38:45) Arch With a Tough Quote • (52:10) Avery Johnson's Family in a Proper Irish Scrap • (57:30) Run it Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors: • Squarespace: Check out squarespace.com/STEAM for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. • Vuori: Get 20% off your FIRST purchase on some of the most comfortable and versatile clothing on the planet at vuori.com/STEAM. That’s V-U-O-R-I- dot com slash STEAM. • Rhoback: Use promo code WASHED20 for 20% off at Rhoback.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Mattel Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Matt All right, we're back. I guess we just start the show now when Dave's talking about something else. Dave's just talking about something else. I warned you. He's talking about something else, and what we know he's talking about is how. It's almost like you had a five-minute countdown time to know when we're going to be starting. It's a circling back podcast. Gosh, that rude little SOB over there is producer Randall. Hi, Dave.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Hi. It is a glorious day for democracy, David. Absolutely glorious. Is it because the president said that Cracker Barrel needs to go back to their old logo? No, no, no. Hell Divers 2 is officially available on Xbox right now. So we're getting a bunch of reinforcements, new recruits is huge. And then they drop that. They're going to be new game type type stuff too, new biomes. New game type type stuff.
Starting point is 00:01:08 We're going to spolunking. New biomes? We're going to be dropping behind enemy lines and hitting the enemy at their heart planets, going cave diving and killing them where they are. So it's pretty exciting stuff. Exilarating. You've done some spolunking in your day. I got called football in my mind.
Starting point is 00:01:25 You got spolunking in hell. I got spreading democracy via hell. Divers 2. So if there's anyone out there. That is how'd you call it? Yeah. If there's anyone out there that is Xbox that's going to be starting playing Hell Divers 2, you know, DM me. I'll actually, I'll help the new recruits. That's what veterans do. That's what the old balls do. They help out the young guys. You've really made the most out of your intro. I'm proud of you because you kind of powered through the fact that the timing on the Maddo Rancho's drop was just all-time bad for you. Yeah, well, I was I was a little flustered from China.
Starting point is 00:01:58 to get all out. But you know what? I am sporting a sport coffee, French vanilla latte, David. You've been drinking those a latte. How many grams of sugar in that bad boy? I want you to check that for me. Yum, yum, yum.
Starting point is 00:02:09 How many grams, dog? Let's see. Probably nine. Eight. Nine. Protein, 10 grams. I don't know if that's what you asked. So total sugars, 22 grams.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Okay. Oh. That's right up your alley, man. Yeah. But, uh, moi delisioso. I know you're a bilingual. Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Did not know. Hold on. I mean, do we just stop the show there? I think we've got it, we had a pretty full one. Did we, did we peek right there? I think we did. Speaking of guys who peaked, here's that Dylan Shivry. Speaking of Espanio, I realized recently that the three hats I wear the most have Spanish words on them.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Hermannos, Manana, and Los Longhorns de Tejas. How about that? Very cool. Just just an observation. Interesting. given your Tex-Mex takes. What's wrong with my Tex-Mex takes? A lot.
Starting point is 00:03:03 I love Tex-Mex. A lot. One of my favorite cuisines is Mexican food. Well, seeing as how you're banned from Austin's Hidden Gem. I was the most behaved one in that whole restaurant. Anywho, we got a great show today. That's why you almost got stomped out in the parking lot. Almost.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Almost doesn't count except for horseshoes and hand grenades. That's close. What? close doesn't count I guess almost and close can be used interchangeably close doesn't count except for yeah
Starting point is 00:03:34 that's okay I was close to getting my ass whipped but I didn't I think you would you probably would have whipped this guy's ass right he was heavily intoxicated but he had he had like the
Starting point is 00:03:43 that O kill rage he had that O kill rage inside him you know and I don't know I can't account I don't know what kind of what kind of hands he was ready to throw out like despite of it he's still just a rat in a cage exactly yeah he had
Starting point is 00:03:56 he was just seeing red and you don't want to mess with someone like that chavelle chavelle like the chevy knows randy doesn't know move on um i'm drinking a sport coffee yep would you just get past the sport coffee i like the sport coffee but they have not we've not secured the bag from sport coffee randy wants a personal sponsorship he wants they want sport coffee to sponsor is there something you need to tell us no it would be a funny bit if you something you something I got personally sponsored and didn't tell us until, like, we were live on a show. That would be sick. It would be a good bit.
Starting point is 00:04:34 I'll work on it. Okay. As he takes another sip. Visual show, folks. I'm just over here drinking water. Yeah, Randy, they're not paying us yet. Not yet. And if you give them too much free pub, they're never going to pay.
Starting point is 00:04:50 All right. That's it. Sport coffee. No more free poem. Cut them off. Cut them off. I'm the intro of myself. I'm Dave, and you can find me on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:04:56 at D.C. Ruff and on Twitter at D. Carter Ruff. If you like what I've brought here at the first five minutes of the pod, you can follow me there for more of it. I'm always posting, y'all. Just straight up posting. Call him J.T. posting. Yeah. Hey, good, golf guy.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Hey, funny thing, we were talking golf before this. We've got a buddy who has a charity golf tournament that he does in Austin. And Dill was like, we should play it. And I was like, yeah, well, oh, it's on a Friday. Let's do it. And Dylan's like, you know what, I'll hop in for that. I'll dust off the sticks.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Yeah. To which I said, yeah, Dave, okay. Kind of want to compete for this thing. Here I am. Here I am ready to come out of retirement and play golf for the first time in two plus years with Dave. I was like, Dave, we could play together. It'd be fun. He's like, no, I'd rather to play well.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Yeah, there's no way that you're putting up a 43. No way. It's going to be a scramble. It's a scramble. I'll help us get under par for sure. We're not shooting in the 40s. I mean, yeah. We won't shoot in the 40s.
Starting point is 00:05:56 But Dave, it's for, it's for charity. It's for leukemia. Yeah, but I'm just saying, what if we double up? Like, you get your own team of guys who don't play golf at all, and then I'll get my team of, I'll put together a team. You know, Toad sponsored, he won't be there, but he sponsored a team, which I think is great. Toad did?
Starting point is 00:06:14 I think it might, that team might have room on it. I don't think it's complete yet. Who's on the team? I don't know. I want only nicknames. You shitty on the team? Is Cheater? Shitty and Cheezer are not going to.
Starting point is 00:06:25 to be there i don't think dang what's the point now i'm out okay no but that is cool you should definitely get a team yeah i'm going to be on your team we'll have so much just i've already got some guy brett's definitely going to be on it we'll be cartoners will's got a spot we'll be cartoners he can't brandy can't play because uh the course it's at randy would not tee off on because there is legitimately just a home directly to the right of the cart path on the first tee box oh this put you me will and bret well yeah Watch Media will pay for it, sponsor, it'll be a whole thing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:02 We might, we might even went over a couple of listeners who don't know about us yet. We should sponsor a whole. How does that work? We should get a team together. Dude, what if we did a freaking pod while we played? Okay. Oh, shit. I think you're just, no, I think you're just mocking me.
Starting point is 00:07:16 No, I'm not. I'm not. We should be on the team together. You know, I'm fun on the golf course. I might not be good, but I'm fun. I'm fun. Yeah, especially when you're not playing. well, you get in the cart and it's just dead air.
Starting point is 00:07:27 That's not true. I don't do that anymore. That's when I expected to play well. I'm not like that anymore. It's been years. No, it'll be, you'll surprise some people. You think I'm going to go out there and expect to play well? I just advance the ball up the freaking I know. It's a scramby, so I just need somebody to. Scramble is no
Starting point is 00:07:43 pressure, man. Oh, I hit in the woods. First three guys missed the fairway. That fourth person's got to go up there and I'll get out of a seven iron and just fucking pipe one down the middle. That's exactly what we're looking for. Just 170 down the middle. Leave us about $2.90 in. It's better than being in the woods.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Yeah, you're the one that just hit in the woods. Why are you critiquing what he's going to do? Yeah, get off my ass. You serious, Dave? Dave doesn't want to play golf with Dylan. This is why male friendship is dying because of David Ruff. Dylan's got the vibe of a guy in a scramble who, like, leaves it short on a put. Like everybody's like, I do wearing for parts.
Starting point is 00:08:19 He famously hit that really long one that definitely went in. Oh, for sure. Is that the last time you play? No. No. I think last time I played was, was Klein's wedding weekend. Ah, yeah. Klein has like a one-year-old kid now. That's how long it's been. The shockingly, dude, that Barton Creek guest fee, that hit. I was not, I don't know why I was unprepared for that, but we walked in.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Like, 375, I think. I don't know what it, I think it was over 3. It's not good. I was like, what? Does this come with, like, a membership to go Barton Creek? Y'all were behind me in line. I, like, paid, and I turned around and look to y'all. He's like, have fun. Forgot about that.
Starting point is 00:09:00 It was worth it. It's a, it's a great spot for a great cause, and the cause was the client's wedding. We had a lot of fun client. We're just, Joshin. We're just Joshin, man. There's just Joshin. It was a fun day. Wow.
Starting point is 00:09:12 They're Joshin. Anyway, is that the show? Yeah, we can call it. Hey, today at 2 o'clock, 2 Central, this is for patrons. And we want to welcome more patrons. need more people to get into the Patreon because it's just like there's a lot of people in there are day ones. But today we're doing a, we're doing a chat.
Starting point is 00:09:32 The three of us are going to be in there at different times, 2 p.m. Central, just mixing it up. You can ask Dylan anything, can ask Dave and Randy most things. It's going to be a good time. That's on Patreon at 2 p.m. Central today. Why are we doing that? Because this is a coffee Friday week. So we don't have anything on Tuesday. We have two episodes on Patreon this week.
Starting point is 00:09:53 We'll have listener voicemails that drop Friday. And then you'll also have that live coffee Friday. And that's going to have real big fuck around vibes. Because it's a Labor Day weekend edition coffee Friday. So everybody's going to be kind of mailing it in. Dylan will probably be all hungover. Probably. I'll be there.
Starting point is 00:10:12 I don't know if I'll be hungover. I don't know if I'm going to go out on Thursday. I might. You're going to be doing your bleach thing. Dave. What are you getting a spam call. Do you want to answer it like the contractor? Adult.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Wait, why am I getting one too? I get one pretty much every single weekday at this time now. You could try Patreon for seven days for free, but we don't recommend that because it's free. We recommend you just give us your money and we make it worth your while by putting out great content. That is the best way to support Wash Media. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Truly is. Yeah, that's good stuff for us. That's gold for us. We love it. Tomorrow I will unveil our theme week for next week. It's a short week next week. People forget that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:56 We will not be recording Monday. So that means we're going to come out of the gate firing on Tuesday morning for the live show and then boom, right into a Patreon episode. But it's going to be theme week next week. We'll drop that tomorrow. Okay. Good stuff. Newsletter, watch that substack.com. Again, oh, Randy, when were you going to tell people?
Starting point is 00:11:13 It's hype point Tuesday. High point Tuesday. Tell the folks at home about hype points. Oh, sure. You know all about it. Okay. Yeah. I don't really know much about it.
Starting point is 00:11:24 It's some new thing on YouTube that is for small creators. Like, we're small to midsize, but I would say we're small on YouTube. That like there's height points that you can just issue to small creators. And it helps them get, it's an algorithm play. It helps us get on the Explorer page and stuff. I think it's only available on mobile. Like we couldn't find it on desktop. So if you're watching right now, open up your phone.
Starting point is 00:11:52 if you're not on your phone, go to the link, and then it'll be right there. I'll say high points and just give us some high points and it'll just help us go out to the algorithm. And if you don't want to do all that, which, I mean, it's High Point Tuesday. I don't know why you want it. At least give us a like, a sub and comment below.
Starting point is 00:12:06 I want you to comment, hey, Randy, what a great guy you are. Dave, you're all right. Dylan, that's a nice hat. Comment that. It's one of his three favorite hats. Yeah. But, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Do you have anything add to hype points? Give us hype points. That's about you, you nailed it. I'm also trying to find someone. You just noticed it yesterday and we read up on it. We're like, oh, this is cool. Let's see if it works. So everybody give us hype points and tell us about it in the chat.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Yeah, it works. Someone's asking about your shirt, Dave. So I'm trying to. This is a wash dot shop, John. I'm trying to live put the link in the chat for this folks. It's a good shirt. I might cop one of those, man. Exactly one beer.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Let's people know that I'm the kind of guy who drinks a small amount. I have the sign up page. I'm on it now for the golf tournament. Oh, let's talk about it before you sign us up. It's for funsy. Don't's over here signing up for scrambles. We're trying to do High Point Tuesday. I don't know what that is.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Scramble is a good way for me to get my, like, get my, he just explained it. A tow back in the water. Did you tune out of the pod for four minutes? It's like me walking into the shallow end of the pool, you know, a scramble. It's low, it's low press. I want to give out to our, give a shout out and give out to our good friends at Viori. beauty beauty i rock the uh core short today at the gymnasium uh i even i did a little cardio in them and then i just wore them around i wore them to drop the boys off at school because i wear
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Starting point is 00:14:22 Viorary. Very sick. What's this Dave Trash or Naw thing, man? Are we taking you to court right now? Take me to court. Take me to court. All right, this segment is, we're taking Dave to court to see you.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Here's the time. Determine whether or not he, what he did was trash or not. So I described my trip at altitude a couple weeks ago. We're still on this? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's the segment. Some people were giving me some blowback.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Somebody reached out. I saw the Reddit was buzzing about it. They're not holding Dave's feet to the fire for what he did in Vail? Last night of the trip, Saturday night, Dave left the boys. Dave left the boys and went off on a side quest, a dinner side quest, and went to dinner by himself, bellyed up to a bar at a nice Italian spot. la nonna la nonna and ate dinner alone on a boistern yeah maybe you're just trying and clear your head for the impending draft that you guys were definitely about to do it's
Starting point is 00:15:31 tomorrow the draft that we did that's definitely tomorrow night yeah Mitchell has some takes on that by the way we'd love to know if anything that's the that should be on court okay for trash or not trash you know what put us all I would prefer to do the draft on the trip. Mitchell was like, well, I'm not going to go the trip. I'm not going to go to the draft. It's a waste of time. They're going to do the draft.
Starting point is 00:15:54 It's going to do the draft there. Mitchell never went anywhere. That's exactly what he said. He never went anyway. So I did. Okay. Whatever. We'll deal with that.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Mitchell. No, he's right, but whatever. You have two charges facing you right now, leaving the boys going on a solo trip and not doing the draft. How about that? I'll plead, let me plead guilty. If I plead guilty to not doing the draft, and like acknowledging that that is trash.
Starting point is 00:16:19 You're trying to do a plea deal right now? I am trying. I'm trying to cop a plea live on air. Gotcha. Look, here's the deal. And I'll run it back real quick. Got up Thursday to Vail. Went to a group dinner Thursday night.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Played golf Friday morning. Went to a group dinner at Elways. They were out of baked potatoes famously Friday night. Yep. Rib eye was cooked well done or it was cooked well. It was medium rare. It was a good steak. wasn't great. And again, the lack of baked potatoes. Then Saturday rolls around, play golf in the
Starting point is 00:16:52 morning. No reservations. We did not have a plan. So it's like, hey, let's go to the sushi place. Where a guy almost died, by the way, because he got paid $500 to chug soy sauce. I was not part of that. Why? Because I went off on my own. Two groups of dinner goers. the five guys who went to sushi, the rest of the guys who went to a Spanish place near the hotel, and then me who went to Nona by himself.
Starting point is 00:17:24 So three group, three dinner things, but two groups. I said, you know what? I made up my mind. I'd heard enough good things. The bartender at Georges was talking to me, said his wife's really into cooking. He said, Nona, they handmake all their pasta.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Go there. And I was sitting there at the bar. We were drinking, and I was like, you know what? I got an early flat out tomorrow. I'm not trying to go hard at sushi. I know me. I can't handle sake. I don't like sake that much.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Handmade star? Handmaid star. The rigatoni. Rigotong. So, yeah, I did. I told one guy where I was going. I told that guy, if there's another spot, I'll text you. And I did.
Starting point is 00:18:04 There was a spot, and he did not join me. So I sat there by myself at the group. To be fair, I didn't really get any criticism. from the guys on the trip they kind of understood they were just talking ish about you behind your back they probably were they're like oh he's he's older than everybody because i was because midge wasn't there i was older than everybody on the trip um old man yeah old man davy it didn't mean i went home early i still went out i was out later than some of these guys some these guys just go real hard at dinner then go home and go to bed which is one way to do it i just
Starting point is 00:18:34 chose to not go hard at all at dinner and then stay out a little later and not go hard then you had a froset i did get up at like 545 i don't think you had a frose i think it was no i did not have a froset randy you're misrepresenting the facts all right i need to be on this look is this trash or no sustained um thank you i i i'll let randy have the floor and then i'm going to speak up i personally do not think this is the whole not doing a draft separate issue here but i i don't think it is this would came up on reddit if you want to have a solo trip for yourself solo dinner for people are saying that, you know, you're away from the wife and kids and you just want a little you time? That's fine too. Also, I don't think it's bad because of how the trip was. This is
Starting point is 00:19:21 technically, I still think you're vacation. And if you don't want to do something and you really do want to do something, it's okay to break off. Like if this was a birthday trip or a bachelor trip, bachelor party, like you will have to stay with the bachelor and do everything they want to do. But this was not what it was. It's just a guy's trip. I think you're completely in the you're completely fine doing everyone it's your vacation you don't have to stick with the boys that i let down the absolutes all right i think uh randy pretty much nailed it i uh a concurrence it's circumstantial all right if you were maybe driving an hour away to you know a hill country town or something and you decided to split off from the group that'd be different
Starting point is 00:20:04 but you're paying a significant amount of money to go on this is like going to veil is very much under the umbrella of going on vacation. And it's your money, it's your trip. You should be able to do stuff on your own because of the investment into the trip that you went on. Like Randy said, if it is a bachelor party, that's different because I think you're supposed to stick with the bachelor. This is a guy's trip, fancy football draft,
Starting point is 00:20:36 which you don't even draft, that's fine. You are there. You spend a lot of time with the guys. You play golf with them. You did drinks with them. Another dinner, I'm assuming. I think you did. You're fine.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Two big group dinners. You're totally in the clear. Two squad dinners. No one should have any, any qualms whatsoever. By the way, both of those squad dinners, we were the main characters at both restaurants. As you might imagine. A lot of boozing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Yeah. You're totally fine. Yeah. Bachelor party, different situation. Like I said, circumstantial. It depends on the circumstances. Yeah. I didn't feel, I felt there was reservations, so to speak, about doing it because I was like, I don't want to rub people the wrong way. But I've known these guys since. Well, you're the old man on the trip. I am the old man. You like, you like different stuff sometimes. Old people's stuff. If there is a plate, if there's a restaurant that is highly, highly recommended, I kind of want to try it. It's one that people really like in Vail. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:40 to be clear um no one no one pushed back um everybody else at their respective dinners went kind of hard again a guy chug soy sauce and uh that's whole body exploded at the restaurant bathroom i wasn't a part of that had i been there i probably would have said don't do it but five hundred bucks a lot of money pay for your flight i get it i get it although i don't think it was worth Okay. So what are we saying? Well, I think, based on mine and Dylan's ruling and the general consensus of the chat that I'm looking over here on the count of trash doing a solo dinner on this boy's trip, you were found not guilty. We need a gavel, man. How do you not have a gavel, Randy? I should get a gavel. But on the count of not doing the draft, on the fantasy draft.
Starting point is 00:22:33 I played guilty. I played guilty. He played. We settled. I was there's no getting around it We just didn't do the draft It wasn't my idea But on the count of Of trash or not trash We're splitting off from the group And doing a solo dinner
Starting point is 00:22:47 You are not guilty Wow chat, thank you If you like that Give me some hype points And I would love to convict you here I really would love to shove that shit In your face But I just can't do it right now
Starting point is 00:22:57 Nope can't The Teflon Don Teflon Dave Yeah that's totally fine A little Teflon Little Teflow Hey if you're watching Give us some high points
Starting point is 00:23:05 for a hype point Tuesday. I found out... Nothing sticks to me. For the folks at home, I think the chat is confirming that you can't do hype points while it's live, but after it's like a video on YouTube,
Starting point is 00:23:18 just give us a like and then a hype point option will pop up. That's silly because people are going to be most hype to give hype points during the show. We're putting out great content live here. So give us a like and then the hype point thing
Starting point is 00:23:29 will pop up on mobile and help us up. Imagine going back in time and explaining to like your great great grandfather hype points YouTube. Go ahead, Dylan. I'll be your great-great-grandfather. But he's a young man. Yes, you have to explain high points to me. Go ahead. I'm the great-grandfather? No, I am. So, you're the you're the YouTuber content creator. Hey, great, hey, grampy. You can talk like you can talk like yourself. Hey, gramps. So it's like, it's like it's Tuesday and it's high point
Starting point is 00:23:57 Tuesday. I'm trying to be a little kid here, man. I got a great, okay. If I have a living great-grandfather, I'm young. If you guys were, if you guys were wondering, that's what Dylan's normal voice sounds like. Hey, guys. All, go ahead. Hey, man. So, yeah, if you appreciate what's going on on the YouTube, just hit them with some hot points.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Help him get that algorithm going. You have a little twang, too. How do you guys make money? I don't know, man. Are you guys, are you guys still backed by gold? Are you guys on the gold standard? Yeah, we get paid in gold. Are you going to ride into town and barter and get some ox?
Starting point is 00:24:32 So do you understand it? Is your ox getting gore, Dylan? I don't know what that means. means grandfather great great grandfather grand you let me know i've got a brand new pistol what what does it have to do with anything i've done some very bad things this is getting dark grandfather great great grandfather do you understand it hasn't rained in years we're going to lose the farm dillon gee you're still stuck back in the 30s or something man the banker said he's to take it. And I told him, fuck around and find out. I got my old pistol. What's that old
Starting point is 00:25:12 pistol you have? I got that thing on me. What's that old pistol you have? That vintage one. It's my papa's pistol. It was one of the first ones ever made. Oh, 38? Snub nose or something. Yep. I keep that thing on me too. You will get clapped. Those are, those are for whacking. You've been doing some whacking out here. That's what you used to whack somebody with. Yeah, that's what you do on the trips. It fits in the chest pocket, like the, you know, in the coat pocket right here. You put it back in and keep walking. It's probably louder than that.
Starting point is 00:25:44 No. It's not a kiss. Mine's got a silencer on it. The silencer. Kind of defeats this whole stuff. Dude, the silencer would have gone a long way back in the day. Yeah. Because it's silent.
Starting point is 00:25:53 The tech wasn't there. Yeah. Have you ever listened to a gun fired with a with a silencer on it? I don't talk about that publicly. It's still really loud, just so you know. It's not like in the movies. it's not that golden eye pistol the pp7 it obviously does muffle sound some but not not a whole lot chasing the muff around this guy he's a shivery it's kind of it's just in my blood yeah
Starting point is 00:26:17 we chase a lot of muff around my blood's in this farm and i'll be damned if they take it all right what else is what are we doing what's the rest of the show look like no i want more from this character sounds great great grandpappy it was it is funny my brother and i were talking about like how we kind of understand like Gen Alpha slang and Gen Z like Skibbitty Ohio Riz at least know what that means you can look it up pretty easily.
Starting point is 00:26:43 I still don't. But like thinking my grandfather would understand what poning nubes meant like that's that would never happen. Poning nubes yeah poning nubes you ever pown some nubs?
Starting point is 00:26:59 No, probably. Yeah, I have at some point. I'll have to answer for that. Dude, those virgin lobbies in Fortnite? When you pull up to them pearly gates, you're going to have to answer for all those nubes you poned. Dude. Have you been in a virgin lobby in Fortnite? You just put everybody in the dirt, man.
Starting point is 00:27:15 It's easy. What do they call it? Bot lobbies, man. Virgin lobby. James, I have been playing the new blitz mode. It's a faster pace, shorter game. We've been catching hella soft dubs, though, too. Soft dubs.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Soft dubs. Soft dubs, yeah. I remember soft dubs. Dude, when you first log into Fortnite, like, for the first time, they put you in like easy mode. Yeah. You just slay people. It's great.
Starting point is 00:27:37 The one time, when I had that night where I got into Fortnite, like, I was like, why is it so easy? Stacking kills. Like, what happened? That was a virgin lobby. Mm-hmm. Former cowboy great Ben Danucci has been cut.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Can you put up his tweet? Yeah. He let us know and is in a very, very fun way. Read the tweet, Randy. Says, not many beers better than the airport. I just got cut from. in the NFL for the seventh time beer. Trust me, you want to understand. Very few people understand what that feels like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He cut seven times. Seven times. I would
Starting point is 00:28:12 imagine that hasn't happened a lot. Um, then it's just a, it's a shot of him at the airport bar. It's just, I mean, honestly, that is a ice cold beer. That's a good looking beer. Is it dressed? What's going on? I think it's just frothy. It's a little, it's a bit hazy. It looks like a pale ale to me. You know, Danuch, I believe, is. part owner in the upside down Dow's hat company. Is that right? I believe he is, yes, part of that, John. How much monies has a journeyman quarterback acquired over a career?
Starting point is 00:28:50 Like, a guy like this. Like, is he sitting on a couple mill? I was going to say like 3.2 mil. That might be generous. I really don't know. I mean, he's made rosters. League minimum. Imagine league minimum.
Starting point is 00:29:02 and then multiply it by it. Which is, what, 7, 800K? I don't know what it is. Why don't you look up career earnings, Ben Danucci, Randy? If you can handle it. If you can handle it. I wonder what bar this is. Good on him.
Starting point is 00:29:17 The league minimum in 2025, below is a list of minimum salaries based on credited seasons for the 2025. So if you have zero seasons on your belt, you make 840K. That's the very baseline salary. much after taxes one season 960 if you have two seasons under your belt 1.03 million okay what's it say randall i guess it's uh saying about 1.3 million that feels about right
Starting point is 00:29:48 maybe he invested maybe he put his money in bluetooth speakers he's got a little change in his pocket but he hasn't acquired generational wealth again the upside down dallas thing is working pretty well yeah look up ben denucci uh dallas hat upside down dallas hat there is a guy on the plane ride back from um Colorado to Dallas who was rocking it he was an older guy and he had the upside down Dallas on like the the original one and I was like man I hadn't seen one of those in a minute I thought maybe as a culture we'd move past it but no really caught on man because post was wearing him get DAC wearing him post according to this I mean, this is the AI overview, which you can't, like, trust anything.
Starting point is 00:30:32 But Google AI overview is saying that the upside down hat symbolizes the upside down feeling of the world during the COVID-19 pandemic. Is that true? Because that's even, is this the new normal? Is that what that's supposed to represent? I hope not. I did not realize that that's what they were going for there. This is also AI, so who knows that that's actually true. What do you think about that, Dylan?
Starting point is 00:30:53 Because you were frequently calling it the pandemic. I don't remember saying that even one. time. I do remember pointing out that the 19 and COVID-19 meant that it was first discovered in 2019 and then Randy swatted me out of the gym. I did. And then I pulled, I pulled receipts on his ass and did he he absolutely yammed on. No, no, that never happened. I yammed on you, dude. Pull the tape, go ahead. I yammed on you. Yeah, I, there's no doubt if we were to pull the tape, I was definitely siding with Randy because I would 100% not know that. Yeah. I do love the idea of just getting an airport beer at the uh you know you get cut something bad happens one get you an airport
Starting point is 00:31:35 beer loss so we're going to rank airport beers right that's the thing here yeah i was thinking like okay so do you got the pre-trip airport beer well what kind of trip that that's a huge pre so we had one uh i mean if you're before we went to Vegas for your bachelor going to a funeral that's different you shouldn't have an airport beer if you're on your way to a funeral right but a boy's trip boys trip you're waiting to board the flight with the boys the first flight the first flight in your hometown airport that is the number one primo airport beer in this guy's opinion i am a big layover beer guy okay assuming my layover is longer than now if it's like a 45 minute layover that's not long enough for me i need north of an hour ideally 90 minutes yeah that'll give me
Starting point is 00:32:27 enough time to order food. And you're closer to your destination at that point. I'm closer. The excitement has built. In my head, I'm thinking like, I just got a short little flight. Yeah. It's going to be like. Wheels down in an hour and I'll be off with the boys just buzzing.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Yeah. And that way, if I have to get up and pee-pee, which I sometimes have to do, who cares? I'm about to be with the boys. Yeah. This is the final flight. That's the, yeah. So, yeah, give me layover beer. Although, man, in this case.
Starting point is 00:32:57 kind of counts layover but no i guess it does this this should be its own category the flight delayed beer you know what i might have a better beer than the one we just described go and this really kind of only applies in mexico but they when you are walking out of the airport in cabo or cancun they have beer stands out there and they're ice cold it's a it's a mexican beer um that is an elite beer because you've arrived at your destination it's outside of the airport it's outside of the airport but this still technically qualifies in my opinion as an airport beer no it absolutely is an airport beer um and it's just like it's the best way it nothing tastes better than that beer it's the best way to kickstart your vacation at the beach in a place like that that's my
Starting point is 00:33:49 number one okay i'm amending my list that's number one number two is the airport beer with your boys a about to go on a trip we're about to board the flight for the first time see i'm i'm team drink at the airport not team drink on the flight i don't like drinking on the flights i'm gonna co-sign that and i don't know what it is um it just doesn't typically like i don't i don't fly a lot of business class um i like to be amongst the people so it's like i'm not in a particularly comfortable play part of the plane um it's just I don't know. I don't need a booze drink.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Because, you know, when I get, when I'm drinking a booze drink, I'm trying to maybe get chatty. The person next to me, they got headphones in. Unless I'm, like, next to one of my boys, then you could probably talk me into something. And if I have a, if I am going to drink on a plane, it's probably not going to be a beer. It's probably going to be a cocktail.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Yeah, I'm going to do, like, a rum and Coke or something or a jack-and-coke. I'm all going to do it if I have a free drink coupon. You're not going to find, you're not going to ask you, like, some zany ass, like... Can I give you a Pena Colotta? But it comes...
Starting point is 00:34:58 Is that insane? Yeah. Give me like a... Can I get a hand grenade? Do you have a blender back there? You can get a marg on flights, can't you? I don't know. I bet you can.
Starting point is 00:35:09 I'm not... I'm showing my non-ball knowledge on flights. Yeah, I... I'm a big... I do like the airport beer. I like the airport beer, especially when it is at a bar that is a... Not just a bar. If it is like a chili...
Starting point is 00:35:24 where I can get like a good meal to. I think it almost has to. Sports bar. Has to accompany a meal. A sports bar with like pub food. If I can get chicken strips, I'm in a happy place. If I'm bellied up to a bar in a sports bar that has like pub food, you know, tenders and burgers, that kind of thing, wings. That's where I want to be.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Yeah. I like that. Not in an upscale lounge. I want to be with the common folk. I hope the new. Of which I'm a member. You are a member. I hope the nuch finds a home.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Yeah Only so many roster spots to go around day 53 in fact on each team Not a ton man Jaquinen got cut today Did he? He got cut It's a cut to where it's like
Starting point is 00:36:08 They want them to make it to the practice squad But I don't think he's going to Because I think other teams are going to be smart enough To be realized Well here's a guy Here's a dude I can here's a guy Here's a guy
Starting point is 00:36:19 Who just got cut by the Jags Fairly deep running back room. Fairly deep. I think he's going to be fine. He's going to end up at worst on their practice squad at worst. Sorry to hear that, man. It's all right, man. Minor setback, major setback, major comeback.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Is that how it goes? You got Colin Simmons on the way in a couple of years. He'll be on a roster, Duncanville. You got the LSU kid and I always forget his name. Caden Durham. Caden Durham, he'll be there. Caden Durham. When's LSU Clemson?
Starting point is 00:36:55 Is that Saturday? Yeah, it's week one. It's Saturday. I think it's, I assume it's the primetime game. I'm a YouTube TV guy. What's this mean for me? You all delivered this news to me this morning. I was unaware of the YouTube situation.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Yeah, what's going on with that? I just heard. This is pretty typical before football starts because that's when everyone is dialed into these TV watching platforms. Like, they're, you know, contract disputes. And I think Fox is. threatening to pull coverage from YouTube TV, right? Of course. And of course, Texas, Ohio State is on Fox.
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Starting point is 00:38:53 I know you've been chomping at the bit, possibly champing. I believe you're the one that added this to the rundown. Because I knew you're going to be over there, just rocked up, ready to talk, Arch. You got your favorite hat out of one of your favorite three hats. My dog,
Starting point is 00:39:06 Arch, man. Yeah, he had a quote yesterday that's making the rounds. Kind of a gangster quote. Let me guess. He's being like super humble and reserved, not saying much, just like his predecessor. Look at him. God.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Look at that Gen Z hair. He's perfect. Dude, that's not Gen Z hair. That's manning hair. Come on. Dude, it's broccoli now. He's such a man. It's starting to broccoli.
Starting point is 00:39:31 No, it's not. Go ahead, mash up. That's just a shag. That's just a shag. It's not a frat shag. That's a southeast frat shag. Yes, it is. Randy, is that a frat shag?
Starting point is 00:39:40 I don't know if that. I don't know. I grew up in the area of the frat swoop, so I don't know much about the shag. He throws a hat on that. He throws a hat on that. He's got wings that are coming out the bag. That's a frat check, dude. You need to calm down.
Starting point is 00:39:51 You like this kid a little too much. Yeah, I do. Hit play. Are you mentally prepared to have that huge X on your back all season long where everybody is going to be coming for you? I mean, I think that's all of us at Texas. And I think we kind of try to shift the narrative. We're going for everyone else.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Target's not on our back. We have a red dot on everyone else. Target's not on our back. We have a red dot in everyone else. Damn. Just fucking, just ready to fucking snipes on full. That's kind of gangster, dude. That's a good quote, man.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Do you feel a little bit of anxiety when, like, your best, like, the team you love, like, they, he wasn't talking specific shit, but like, he's talking, like, general shit. Like, because it puts a little pressure. It's like, uh-oh, like, you got to back it up now, right? Not the hunted, the hunter. Which I think that's a, that's a very dope answer. What he said is, is tight. Confirm tight. I'm giving it my Day of Ruff tight quote of the week.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Oh shit. Pretty cool. But my guy, my former Bird Wrangler, Daniel Rangler, Bird Rangler, Bird Rader, Duncanville Panther, Colin Simmons. I have not seen what he said or heard. Okay. So Colin Simmons, if you're unfamiliar, he is the edge rusher for Texas. He's a sophomore. He had a breakout freshman season, Duncanville guy.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Five star. Where Dave went to school. Yep. And when Julian San was announced as the starting quarterback for Ohio State, Ohio State put up an Instagram post about it. And all Colin Simmons did was added to his story, his Instagram story, celebrating, in effect, Julian San being announced quarterback. And so Colin Simmons was asked about this during a little press out of press,
Starting point is 00:41:42 release, whatever, press conference yesterday. Probably a much better way to say that. And this is what he had to say. I'm just excited that they chose a quarterback, you know. There's really nothing major behind it, I'll say. You know, there's no target for him and then like that. I'm just glad that they have a quarterback that I'm ready to sack. I'm excited they have a quarterback that I'm ready to sack.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Because he was worried they weren't going to have them. Yeah. And, like, he was going to be like, now he knows who it is. Is this change his prep? Now that you know who's, yeah, it probably does a little bit. Yeah. He's a, he's a dog. He is an unbelievable talent, and he likes to talk a little ish.
Starting point is 00:42:28 He did this last season. If you recall, during the Arizona State game, the defense had a really strong first half. And at halftime, he was, he was on his phone in the locker room. and he was hated he did a post mocking cam scadaboo at half time of course the second half didn't go great for texas the defense gave up a ton of cam scadaboo threw a touchdown pass or through a scadabu went the fuck off like he threw pukes yeah he puked and threw one down that was just an ultimate like dog game for cam scadaboo he had an unbelievable second half texas obviously still won the game thanks to a very crazy fourth and eighteen i think it was
Starting point is 00:43:12 That was almost an all-time backfire. Yeah, it was. You can't. It was. I'm going to be old man here. I'm going to be Dylan's great, great, great papal. You shouldn't be on your, you can't be on your cell phone to the half. You can't.
Starting point is 00:43:25 You can't. If I had to guess, I would say Sark got on to him about this. Like, hey, dude. Put it in the bag. If you talk shit before the game, like, okay, have your fun. Just, you know, don't get carried away. But have time. Keep your phone in your locker, buddy.
Starting point is 00:43:38 We can't be doing that. That's not smart. And I doubt he does that again. But this is, I think this is fun. This is a pretty harmless, but also kind of sick response to that. Yeah, I mean, he's awesome. Back when I played, man, when I played ball, like we didn't have cell phones. But if we did, this would have been so, so us.
Starting point is 00:44:00 I would assume that high school kids get really into this kind of shit talk now. We didn't have, we didn't have social media in high school. Like, we were playing a high school baseball game. I had no way to, like, contact the other team. or like talk shit publicly you sent a pigeon a courier pigeon you know like we didn't have we didn't have this i i can confirm that like uh back in my day it was facebook but the our rival's school monster like all summer it was just the monster kids and ours high school just back and forth on facebook our football team and like everyone just kept on putting the date of when the actual
Starting point is 00:44:34 game was going to be so there's a lot of yeah i bet that's fun man did you all ever do a monster mash they probably did fuck them don't take a sock a cocky sip don't do it don't do it but there he goes there he goes but yeah so it was it was it was cool like i was on the team but it was fun being part of like the rivalry oh i bet i bet that's a lot of fun for kids what do we know about this ohio state it's a new era five star kid actually texas recruited him very hard and had arch not picked texas this kid was probably going to pick texas so stark is very familiar with him Yeah, he's a five-star kid with a ton of arm talent, but he hasn't really taken live bullets yet. So we'll see how we performed when the lights are on.
Starting point is 00:45:20 Actually, the lights won't be on. It'll be at noon. He doesn't realize that the dot's on him. The dot is on him. He's, yeah, very talented kid, but you never know how these kids look at Jackson Arnold. You never know how they're going to play despite the lofty ranking. Just let it go. Can you just let Eddie just enjoy his day?
Starting point is 00:45:38 Now that he's no longer a sooner, I feel, I feel kind of bad for the kid, and I probably shouldn't. He's living a great live. He gets a free education. Probably makes million dollars. Mm-hmm. But he stings, I mean, he stinks. Like, he stinks.
Starting point is 00:45:49 He's going to pull up to Waco and find out that, uh... He stinks. It's not just tailgating, it's sailgating. Oh, yeah. You can, you can tailgate on the water, on the brassus. Yeah. They do that at University of Washington. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Which, by the way, absolutely dope campus. I've been to it. Probably a little doper than Baylor's. Baylor's campus is nice, but you get I-30. Anytime I-35 runs through, you like your, it's just not great. Is it Wisconsin, they call it like stern gating or something, the stern-a-bo-bo-bo, something like that. That's a question for Jay-Bun. Bobba-Booie.
Starting point is 00:46:20 You're in the chat, let us know. Jay-bone, is it called stern-gating? I'm assuming he's not in the chat because he would have announced himself by all-caps saying J-bone. Yeah, that's what he does. You see our boy, Valeria Bataas, who is now driving for Cadillac? Oh, they have a new team. Mm-hmm. I did not, I did not catch that news.
Starting point is 00:46:39 That's exciting. I'm breaking F1 news. Jaybon didn't break that news. I broke it. Formula Dave. I'm going to do my show for my little race car bed. How about that? I slept at a bunk bed recently.
Starting point is 00:46:54 I may as well get a race car bed. Oh, yeah. I know that Parks had like a bunk bed with like, they have like a tent or a slide or something. It had a slide on it. Yeah, he no longer has that one. Does roads have any cool, cool bed stuff like a race car bed? Pirateship or something? No. Pirateship does sound tight. I've seen one of those before. I might get one.
Starting point is 00:47:12 My parents still have my Ghostbusters cartoon Comforter in the closet. It's like from 1989. I'm sure my mom still has the toy story comforters. Those probably had so much piss on them. Yeah. Probably. This guy, I was talking to somebody who's also went to either from Indiana, Northwest. And he was known as the pisser from the Midwest. Yeah. They call it the pisser from the Midwest. Yeah, the Midwest pisser. That was me. Yeah. Just a really.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Oh, yeah. Rubber sheets, all that. Yeah, all the way through high school, just pissing on my toy story comforter. Yeah. It's not even an alcohol thing. Just his bladder would just explode with piss. Yeah. Literally.
Starting point is 00:47:54 It would be like a Brent Rooker at bat because he pisses on the ball. But it's Randy doing it and it's in his bed and he's not playing baseball. Maybe he's dreaming about it. I don't fucking know. Dude, so we got a, we got a new. bed for our place sick and the we we set it up i assembled the bed and we had set it up and we watch you know put the clean sheets on her excited to sleep on her new bed for the first line this was two nights ago hopefully chelsea's not watching her little dog shrek her little french he got up and
Starting point is 00:48:23 pissed on the bed oh yeah new place he's like marking stuff you know it's like come on bro i hope you have a mattress protector so uh we uh had to watch everything again that's a little frustrating A little bit. How did he get up there? There's a little bench in front we have, and he just, do-doot, pee-pee. He shouldn't be allowed on the bed anymore if that's what he's going to do. Talk to Chelsea. Sorry, I didn't mean to make things a little awkward at home.
Starting point is 00:48:52 That's my thing. How dare Shrek try to do that? Yeah, what if Randy's the one who showed up? Shout out to Shrek to. Our producer just pissed my brand new bed. I actually just got some new sheets. I was in the clearance aisle at Walmart. and there was $20 bamboo sheets.
Starting point is 00:49:08 I'm like, I'm going to get these. And they are comfortable things. Really? Yeah, they were normally like $60. I was like, fuck. I'm getting great sleep. Hmm. Is this another ad?
Starting point is 00:49:18 I mean, what is this? No. You're doing another Randy's private sponsorship? Yeah, I'm sponsored by Walmart. I'd be quite the bad. Honestly, that'd be sick. That'd be a very successful business. I need to get sponsored by Coles before anything.
Starting point is 00:49:32 That needs to happen. Yeah. Oh, gosh. Every Johnson's family got into a fight in Dublin. The orange man weighed in on the Cracker Barrel thing. Sorry, we'll go back to that. Really? What did he say?
Starting point is 00:49:45 Cracker Barrel should go back to the old logo. Admit a mistake based on customer response, the ultimate pull, and manage the company better than ever before. They got a billion dollars worth of free publicity, if they play their cards, right? Very tricky to do. Anyway, he goes on to say, United States is the hottest country anywhere in the world. Of course he does. one year ago it was dead good luck that's crazy it's the first i'm hearing of this
Starting point is 00:50:09 make cracker barrel a winner again it was the i wonder what the acronym for that is they could just pull a katelyn covington and just say psych and just go back to the old logo and they had everyone talking about it he encourages cracker barrel to have a major news conference today to announce they're going back to the old book i feel they don't need to do that why way in on this why were people so upset i don't know i think it's more than than just the brand. I think they're like redoing the inside too, and it's not like as homie feeling.
Starting point is 00:50:40 It's like just becoming monial gray. It's like, what's the point anymore? Just modernizing it. People forget that when TGA Fridays, rebranded a Fridays and opened up a new concept in Corpus Christi, they sent a car with a private driver to take me and Will to the grand opening. And we went and we just got absolutely fucking hang.
Starting point is 00:51:02 We just got hammered at the new Fridays and met the new CEO. Which was a separate trip than when you went to the TGI Friday's bartending championship, right? We did. That was two different things. Two different things. But they liked us enough to bring us to the ultimate bartending championship. It's pretty fucking sick. I bet.
Starting point is 00:51:19 So. I don't think I've ever actually seen like a really good bartender in person doing like flips and shit. Do you, uh... A flare bartender? Are y'all big cracker barrel guys? I feel like I'd go once every five years. I've never been. The last time I went was probably 30 years ago.
Starting point is 00:51:34 No kidding. I wanted Sam Marcus did a bunch of, well, like, two or three guys from our fraternity, like, worked at. And so we would occasionally go, but it was never like, dude, I'm fucking craving cracker. I think they have, like, really solid breakfast. It was good, but, like, okay, if you're in San Marcus, go to Gills. Gills had bomb chicken strips. Yeah. On a Sunday.
Starting point is 00:51:57 I don't know. I mean, you were the one. You said you were mad. You went to that rally. You said you were going to go protest. I don't remember. I don't remember this. You said you're pissed off because not only did they get rid of the, of the logo, but, no, we actually are dropping a shirt.
Starting point is 00:52:13 Oh, fuck. Can I say that? There's going to be a shirt dropping the next two days. In the next two days, there will be a shirt. And if you give us enough high points, you might get a shirt. I don't know how we can track that. We only had one cracker barrel in my area. That was kind of far away, so I just never went to it, which makes sense.
Starting point is 00:52:31 We were Midwest, you know, Rust Belt. we are the capital of chain restaurants. When I think of trinkets, I think of where you're from. Midwest Indiana. It feels like the trinket capital of the world. I don't get that vibe from there. I don't know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:48 But thanks. I just get lunch pale blue color vibes. Yeah, I think that you're just thinking me that I'm a trinket guy. You put off the vibe of a guy who, like, you would actually buy something from the shop while you wait for your table. I'll tell you right now, I'm not the best representation of what Northwest Indiana is. What does that mean? I think Dylan put it more head on, you know, hit the head and nail there.
Starting point is 00:53:08 Blue collar. Okay. Yeah. A little more car heart than, uh, than wacky polo guy. Has Avery Johnson's dad or brother ever purchased a trinket from Cracker Barrel? Probably not. I don't think so. To be fair, most people have not.
Starting point is 00:53:26 So that doesn't make them weird. Yeah. So Avery Johnson quarterback for Kansas State. They played their game in, was it Dublin? Dublin. Oh, yeah. And after the game, a game that they lost to Iowa State. Matt Campbell, really turning heads.
Starting point is 00:53:41 His father and brother got in a little fist of cuff situation outside the stadium. I think it was outside the stadium. Can I say something about Guinness? Video went viral, whole thing. Ireland, of course, known for their Guinness, right? Yeah. I've never, I've never binge drank Guinness. and wanted to get in a scrap of any kind.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Guinness, if anything, puts me in the kind of mood where I'm like, I could just keep drinking and hanging out with my friends all day. I don't want to fight anybody. Now, the brown stuff, the whiskey, that's a different thing. That gets you a little bit. But Guinness, because there's some photos of the brother walking around like double fist in Guinness.
Starting point is 00:54:26 I'm going to get no point, have I been too drunk on Guinness and been like, ah, getting a little aggressive, I should calm down. It doesn't happen. Maybe give them credit for, like, really immersing themselves in the Irish culture. You're kind of, it's like a right of passage to fight your father. You have to get in a fist fight when you visit Ireland for the first time and hammered that, but it's got to be an immediate family member.
Starting point is 00:54:47 It's got to be an immediate family member. If you're going to fight someone, might as well fight your family member. Like, odds are it'll be your brother. They're not pressing charges, probably. Fight your father? That's, that's some deep rooted shit. That is. That's really unfortunate.
Starting point is 00:54:59 That's some shit that's been simmering for years. Yeah. I wonder if that's the first time they've gotten a fight. There's no way. There's no way. It's just drinking Guinness all day. Your first time fighting your dad is never at a... Go all the way to Ireland.
Starting point is 00:55:11 NFL game in Ireland. To see your son and your brother catch the L and just like, fuck it. We're in Ireland. Let's just keep drinking. Oh, let him fight it out. Let him fight it out. Go on through... Run on a cold bath.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Throw them in there. Let him sleep it off. Yeah. Do you get arrested in Ireland for? getting in a fight, or you're just like, all right, guys. Harrested. No, you become the president. You probably do get arrested.
Starting point is 00:55:41 Yeah, maybe so. They do have laws. Yeah. Not too many of them, though. I tell you that. I learned it the hard way. They tried to take me farm, Dylan. I told him over my dead body.
Starting point is 00:55:56 I got my peposed pistol. We're mixing. Poor Avery Johnson, man, who. One of the all-time great spars. the game and then he like checks his phone hourly early or like off okay give me your whole Mount Rushmore of San Antonio Spurs go on
Starting point is 00:56:14 you're the sports guy no all right we can end it Tim Duncan obviously it's chalk David Robinson okay wow this guy's going deep cuts what's it
Starting point is 00:56:31 let me guess you say Tony Parker what's the old timer's name George Gervin George Gervin The Iceman The Iceman George Gervin The sick nickname
Starting point is 00:56:39 And Tony Parker Manu No I know I know I'm aware of them I just I only get four Wemby
Starting point is 00:56:48 He's only been there What two years Two C one or two One I'm gonna go Mono Okay Tony Parker
Starting point is 00:56:58 You gotta watch out for him He might Sleep with their wife French You know It was French Those Frenchies, man. They like to sling it.
Starting point is 00:57:05 And they like to piss on your bed. Yeah. They like to piss on our bed. How mad would you be if Tony, you got home? Tony Parker's. Like, honey? Was Tony Parker in here? He's only pissed on the bed.
Starting point is 00:57:17 First of all, why is Tony Parker here? Like, don't actually know I don't want to know. I've got a pretty good idea why Tony was here. Did he have to pee the bed? Dude, good pull on the ice, man. I wouldn't have gotten that name. Good pool. You wouldn't have got it.
Starting point is 00:57:31 The guy knows ball. He did the ice man. That's good. See that. Hey, match that hype point button. High Point Tuesday. All right. Good show.
Starting point is 00:57:41 We'll see you. See, all right, 2 p.m. on Patreon. We'll see you there in the community chats. Yep. And then we'll see tomorrow for another one of these things. I would run it back if you want to knock on. Oh, I want you to run it back. Go on, Dylan.
Starting point is 00:57:54 This segment during I should talk about what already talked about. Dave doesn't want to play golf of Dylan, even though it's for cancer research. It's hype point. Tuesday, whatever the hell that means. The shipperies are known to chase a lot of muff around. Leaving Mexico airport beer is Dylan's number one airport beer. Arch has a frat shag, not a broccoli cut. Arch had Dave Ruff's tough quote of the week.
Starting point is 00:58:17 And finally, Randy is not the best representative of Northwest Indiana. I also have one to add that maybe the most important thing on today's show, Dave is not guilty. Dave's not guilty. Y'all got to feel me. All right. We'll see tomorrow. Bye. Thank you.

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