Circling Back - All-Time Great Moments in Fumbling History

Episode Date: October 5, 2022

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all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard south to the only hard south with vitamin c from Superfruit Acerola. My name's Will DeFries to my left. David. Big spooky. Ruff. Today's cold brew coffee is rated G for gas. This is the good stuff, baby.

That's straight, straight gas. The Kirkland Signature. I know we're not supposed to give out free ads, but it's really good. And I i'm the only one drinking it although it sounds like you might have had one was it too much the people at kirkland were like fuck flavor we don't give a shit straight gas homie and sure enough it that's they did it perfectly yeah that's kind of all i'm looking for at this point no flavor straight gas the functionality of it i don't really care i don't need all the bells and whistles yeah creamer is that why you've started drinking everclear yeah well it's cheaper too that's that you've been making around moonshine yeah i've been we've been making some shine i've elation dave hey guys yeah you guys got some shine

got any more shine guys got any swaps while you're... One single crumb of swaps, sir. It's a lot. We just did a lot. One single crumb. Yeah. I've retired from cold brew. You're an idiot.

Oh, did it make your little butt sore? No. No, it didn't make my butt sore. Why you got to put me on front street like that? It didn't make my butt sore. Sometimes it's a little hard on front street like that? It didn't make my butt sore. Sometimes it's a little hard on the cold. No, trust me. You're talking to the guy.

I have found that I like the flavor of a freshly made cup of coffee on ice more than I enjoy cold brew. I don't know why. Will you allow me to make you a homemade nitro cold brew? Yes. And I want you to enjoy it with me. Not only will I allow you to do that, I will also note that I've been waiting for you to do this since intern Serena gave you the nitro cold brew thing. Would you like me to bring it in? Yeah.

Or would you like to come over and enjoy it fresh out of the tap? Either is fine. Come on. Stop by. Okay. Maybe I'll pop over around 11 on uh saturday i'll get a cold brew in and then we'll follow that up with a nitro guinness draft or something tap that booming loud hey come watch the game with me for real maybe i will i got some we already discussed

this i got some snap i got some octobes fest beer at the crib well i told you i'm currently not loving artificial pumpkin flavoring and so so I'm going to have to. This is Oktoberfest beer. It's not pumpkin. Oh, whatever. Bitch. Wow, this guy doesn't listen when I talk. I'll pull back the curtain.

I don't know what Oktoberfest beers even mean. Is it just spices? It's a type of beer. It's similar to a brown ale. Okay? And they're fantastic. i don't really want a german splain as someone who's born in germany but i could it's a brown ale would some would say it tends to be red hued slightly sweet do you even notice the red hue what what else it's a marzen

is it related to james sorry dylan chivery ladies and gentlemen mr october fest yeah i would just like to point out that um i'm new mug goofing right now i don't know the story what did the i don't think dylan should be the one to tell the story so we got a new this new mug this coffee mug dave opened the box as it was addressed to wash me it probably meant to be like like attention of dylan it wasn't it said wash media they probably just didn't have enough letters or something i don't know what it is but i'm the space guy this is a space mug it's a nasa mug and it is flipping fantastic i love it who sent it to us well i i did read the note read the note. You did the classic little kid getting birthday gifts where he just opens the gift and doesn't read the card. I didn't even see the box.

You opened the box. You brought the mug to me. I didn't know he got a box. Ask me what's in the box. What's in the box? No, no. Say it with more desperation. What's in the box?

What's in the box? Say it like that. What's in the box? A note. What did the note say? I don't know. I didn't read it. Not really.

Who sent it? I don't know. I didn't read it. Was it Buzz Aldrin? No, it was a guy. He's in STEM. I don't want to out him. He said he does some super high clearance stuff,

security clearance, all that. But yeah, that is an official mug. You famously only smoke STEMs. Was it Cody from Dude Perfect? You're thinking of Kobe. Kobe's the one. No, that is an official mug. You famously only smoke stems. Was it Cody from Dude Perfect? You're thinking of Kobe. Kobe's the one who- No, there is a Cody. But Cody's grounded.

He does not have that space gene. He's never been to space? No. Can you imagine? How embarrassing for Cody. Are you the twin that went to space? He's like, no. They're like, oh.

I don't think the twin is Cody. I don't think it's Kobe and Cody. Correct. I think Cody might be the tall guy. It's Corey. Cody is the tall one. It's Corey and Kobe are the twins. Wait, there's a Corey, a Cody, and a Kobe.

Wait, what is it? Kobe, Cody, and Corey. Those are three of the perfect dudes? Yeah. That's awesome. And then Tyler. Yeah. Who's your favorite try guy

i don't i'm not familiar with try guys i'm more i'm more of a fall guy i've seen the booty chatter on oh look at brett oh wow brett's hand delivering the note from the package thank you dylan will you will you read this out loud for the people yes i will. It's to all of us. Fellas. Oh. Glaring lack of outer space in the mug game. We figured with the hopefully upcoming Artemis 1 launch, obviously Artemis 1 is not going to launch soon,

you might need to add an astronaut mug to the rotation. Love you guys and all you and the rest of Wash do. Aaron, spell like the female version optimized backer and woman in stem and ryan wow ryan mooch of optimized backer oh i think ryan probably shares aaron's account was this a couple's gift yeah aaron and aaron and ryan wow and it sounds like it was addressed to all of us. I imagine. This mug is for everyone.

I imagine them being just like a really good looking, just awesome couple. Yeah. Obviously smart. I just found out on 23andMe that I'm quite Irish. And so maybe Aaron and I are related. And she was sending it directly to me. What does that have to do with anything? She was sending me

the mug do you guys want the final NASA mug yeah it's not a it's not a she's no she's trying to send me propaganda to shift my thinking from from that the moon landing was maybe not real Aaron and Ryan oh wow Aaron I would never say such a thing I didn't say it I said some people say that do you guys want the name of the Dude Perfect guys? The names? Yeah. Of course, there's Tyler. There's the twins, Corey and Kobe. Say twins correctly. Twins. There's Garrett and there's Cody.

So there's Corey, Kobe, and Cody, confusingly. You'd think one of them would be like, hey, just maybe go as like Daryl or something. They need call signs like Top Gun. Yeah. Pseudonymsms it's too similar yeah can you imagine being in the dude perfect factory and just like yelling for cody and then kobe pops out of his like five thousand square foot office and he's like what's up how sick would hashtag uh call sign be on his little pilot helmet? It would just be a hashtag. It would be pretty dope.

On his pilot helmet? I didn't know Chad was a pilot. He's not, but if we're doing call signs. Oh, okay. That's what I do. I don't think hangman would have been my favorite call sign in Top Gun Maverick if it wasn't for how clever the sticker on his helmet was. It would have been funnier if it was hang down. Yeah.

Call sign hang down. Fanboy was an odd choice for one of the guys in that movie they had bob bob bob todd's in the air what if there was just a call sign todd i would like that there probably is i told you guys there was a call sign bro when I went to the Miramar place. Dude, you can't talk about that. I need to know more about who was bro-y enough to get call sign bro. You're going to get your clearance revoked if you keep talking about this. No, I actually want to be clear that the guy who gave us a tour said, please talk about us on the podcast.

Please talk about us. They want the positive PR. Are you going clear? Stop, dude. gave us a tour said please talk about us on the podcast please talk about us they want they want the positive pr are you going clear stop dude smug as fire flames i'm worried that i'm i've shit on scientology so much at this point that like they're actually gonna have someone start following me i think they're used to people shitting all do you think do you think we've had any scientologist backers who have exited the situation because of me? Probably. There has to be at least one, right? I'm not – You scared them off a long time ago.

I don't want to be like anti-people's religions and stuff, but like – Dylan's liberal politics. I kind of draw the line in Scientology. Yeah. They freak me out, man. Big time freak me out. I'm worried Dave's going to go in there. He's so into Travolta lately.

That should be the punishment for our picks this year. You have to go clear? No, we can't. You have to go – you have to spin like – You get in there and you're like, oh, they got some good ideas. You know, you're like, this stuff kind of makes sense. I kind of get it. I feel pretty good about myself.

Everybody was gassing me up. Yeah, they're so nice in there. I feel pretty good about myself. Everybody was gassing me up. Yeah, they're so nice in there. It has my deepest, darkest secrets. The way that they track you though is by taking more and more of your money with the assurance that it'll eventually pay off. And that's what scares me. I can't get pot committed to these people.

You have to pay to elevate your status within the church. Correct. It's a total scam. Correct. It's a total scam. Correct. The total scam. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently you walk in and Tom Cruise just looks at you and he says,

I want your money in my pocket. I've got some news. And I'll give it to him. He's like, MJ, I've got some news. So my dude, perfect,

uh, research I'm doing over here. There's a, there's a prompt. It says, what did the dude? Perfect guys do before cody got a job in commercial real estate kobe and coy worked for their father's church

in austin in austin which church gotta know do you think it's hard to say is there a scientology uh location in austin yes there is absolutely it's on hancock i'm sorry the name of the street is hancock oh okay okay like john you have to pay extra for that tier i'm not fit to podcast no you're a scumbag yeah get a nice hat on though. Check it out. Washmedia.shop. Actually, Washmedia.shop. Go get your merch. Hey, most of the stickers are back in stock now. I think all of them.

Oh, that's good to know. Can I just say I completely underestimated how much people like stickers? Yes. When y'all were like, yeah, we got to do stickers. I was just like, for who? Yeah. I was like, no one's going to buy this. I think I got 10 of each.

No, stickers are great. Stickers are great. And they sold out in like 15 minutes who's man yeah stickers are awesome everyone loves a sticker dude daddy loves a sticker i like putting stickers on shit my headdy yeti i'll put stickers on shit i don't give a wash media shop not only do we have stuff on there for just like general stuff we got spooky season merch we got new hats in we got all the hats restocked we have fajita shirts we should sell like tinier logos so when the ladies go to tanning beds they can have a you know the yeah that's a good idea damn did you ever know anybody who did like the playboy bunny yeah or a heart yeah oh yeah for me it was the heart yeah i went to i went to first base with

a girl one time who had the heart and it was like crazy sexy yeah ain't cool she probably also had like a tongue ring and shit no she didn't have a tongue ring bad girl what you think you think ninth graders are getting tongue rings in harvard springs michigan low rise jeans low rise jeans oh white ferrari white bathing suit pants so tight they look like they're painted on fedora with the flap safari flap um as someone who recently looked to acquire said hat uh they don't actually make those they make versions of them but you cannot find the uh fedora with flaps a uh carl havoc costume is also very difficult to come by i've've figured it out. Well. It's too much fucking shit on me.

You got to find one. I sent one to Dave the other day. It was for children. It was for a toddler. I'm not putting that on my kid. I don't even think it was a real costume. I think it was just a bit. I'm not too good to put that on my kid.

I'll do it. On the packaging, it said, includes the following. It said, too much fucking shit. Either way, washmedia.shop. Also, yesterday, huge day. Probably one of our favorite days of the year around the office. The first day of spooky season. It is season four, all October long, every single Tuesday.

Patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. You can get in and get out for as little as $5 for the entire month, or you can just go opto and just absolutely ride with us. Yeah. Hey, backer country, let's ride. Let's ride. Exactly. If you got country, I'm going to do, I'm going to do something here.

And I don't do this often. And I may regret doing this. If you know somebody on the fence about dipping their beak into spooky season or the beyond the paywall, just the optimized tier, whatever. DM me and I will record them a personal video asking them politely, but not begging for their business or just for a shot to earn their business. That's all we're really asking. Yeah. Is a shot.

Give us a shot. Let us in the door. You remember that guy who came in, that solicitor the other day? We gave him a shot to earn their business. That's all we're really asking for. Yeah. Is a shot. Give us a shot. Let us in the door. Remember that guy who came in, that solicitor the other day? We gave him a shot. He said he just wanted a shot at our business. That's the least we could do. That's a good interaction. As people who notably complain about people entering our office without knocking, that guy did it in the most respectful way. He was a gentleman.

Absolutely tactical. He got in and he got out. What was he selling? I forgot. Windows or something? I don't know. I guess he failed in that aspect because i don't remember what yeah maybe he needs to work on his pitch a little bit but he was hella respectful yeah we gave him about about seven seconds of listening and then it was like all right man we'll consider it i paused the music so i could hear what was happening but i didn't actually want to get involved in the situation he was in he was out he was tactical unlike the uh at&t guy from from our old office who just like hung out for like 12 minutes.

And I feel like we just like offered him a beer, maybe got him some lunch too. He just wouldn't leave. Part of that was my fault. I kept asking questions. Remember the water guy we met exactly one time and left a major impression on us. Yeah.

F O X Fox. Strong name. Remember, we we need did we ever do anything nice for the ladies next door who used to give us lunch every day we talked about giving that one lady very nice lady a gift card of sorts but we didn't actually need to get her a massage jesus that's a little and that's a little intimate maybe just tell me she wouldn't be psyched not everybody likes a massage. She does. She told me, she was like, Hey, can I get a massage? And I was like, what?

I'm a podcaster, ma'am. And then she gave me a Schlotzky's. Get off my, she was great. She did tell me when she's like, you guys have a sports pod. I was like, yeah. She's like, you know, I watch sports. So if you ever, she was kind of joking, but she did a, Hey, I can talk sports. Get her on dude.

I was like, yeah, I don't know. I just don't know if we're going to have random people from our office complex on the pod at this point. This is Trudy. She works next door. Let her in. I don't think her name was Trudy. She wants to talk baseball. The best was when they brought over-

A hot quarter of Trudy. They once brought over 12 boxed meals of KFC. And nobody wanted it, once we like dug in we're like this is pretty good yeah i i'm not proud of how good that kfc tasted to me it's the only time i've had kfc in the last decade i do miss the random free lunches they would give us yeah it was nice it was nice being like i don't know what i want for lunch today and then you just hear a knock on and maybe saying a little too loud like i don't know what i want for lunch today and she told like she privately told me or like passage out of the hallway one time

she was like yes sometimes we accidentally over order and we get in trouble if there's excess food so we just give it to you guys like perfect it's fine is it so that's why we got uh 26 thighs and uh 18 drumsticks that one day please ma'am just one single crumb of lunch a lot of taco cabana too why didn't she let us order one of those bowls, the mashed potato bowls with the chicken in it? Or a Papa Bowl. Yeah, Papa Bowls as well. Dude, if we missed out on Papa Bowl day...

Have you used your Papa Bowl card yet? There's no card at this time. You can play it every day. That would test your Zaw card, because if they had some Zaw, and they brought it over, and it's like, dude, I had Zah Monday. And I clearly cannot – but you don't want to be rude. Sorry, I'm going to have to hold this until Sunday.

And oftentimes I would. That never happened. How many days is too many days to eat a leftover piece of pizza? How many days do you need to wait? Not need to wait. What's the max? I think three days is the threshold. So day three?

Day three is okay. Two sleeps? Okay, being way too technical. Two sleeps? There's a huge difference between two sleeps and three sleeps. You're right, but it's just a huge difference. 72 hours from the time that pizza is in your hands. Okay.

I say 72 hours from the time that pizza is in your hands okay i say 72 hours from the time of the yeast inception when the bread was made the crust don't don't say yeast inception dude that's how you make pizza dough have you guys never made it from scratch i have by the way shout out jake goldman our friend he made some he's he was on a bread making journey during the pandemic he did a homemade za and i'm assuming he made the crust i'm a guy who's very critical people will make za at home because normally it sucks it does it no dude his looked great no dude hey what's that starter thing we talked about that time what sourdough yeah it's a twisted fire starter

i was i was a place the other day you could could buy one. I don't care, man. You could cop their sourdough starter. Get a piece of history, man. It's like having a piece of the Berlin Wall. I don't think it is. I think it's a little different. Yeah. I think it's quite different. It's like when they tear a baseball stadium down and you get a seat.

That's a cool thing that they do. Did you see that dude who jumped after the judge home run? Did anybody? Nowhere in the ballpark. Did get it yeah guy got it a fan or it's like he hit it into a bull the bullpen didn't he no guy caught it oh or i don't know if he caught it on the fly but like a guy got it i don't know what they're saying it's worth two mil happened in ag town of course two mil that seems like too much money. For what number? 62. It's not the official record. People are making it a big deal because it's the AL record.

And I'm just, I get that the AL and the NL are very different. It's the same league. But it's, they're playing the same sport. Yeah. They're playing by the same rules, minus one. To be honest, it's weird as fuck they have different rules it is but that rule didn't affect the the home run i guess necessarily oh tony's kind of ruined this but like no i don't yeah i don't care to see any

pitchers fucking hitting he's more valuable in the nl for that reason yeah dave sure you have to waste a spot on a pitcher in the lineup did you like how everybody was taking like classic sports moments and and memeing it with uh the cut in so they would they like this is they would show the video on one side of uh vince young winning the rose bowl or winning the national championship and they would cut it it's just pretty a pretty good bit. Yeah. I love Twitter. Twitter's fun, man. You guys trying to get a cut in this weekend? Maybe on some NFL action?

Ever heard of it? Ever heard of it? I'm trying to, but only with an official sports betting partner in the NFL. Why don't you say that, Dave? Because I got good news for you. I'm trying to splash cash and then stack cash. The NFL action is in full swing here at DraftKings Sportsbook.

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That's code WASHED. Only at DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting part of the NFL. Minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply. See show notes for all the details. Speaking of sports, we were just talking about American football. You guys mind if we talk football?

I'm ready. I didn't put this in the rundown. I want to be clear about this. This was a Dave Ruff initiative. This is a Dave John? This is a Dave John. Why are you going to do me like that? Because you're footy Dave, dude.

You're a big Real Madrid guy. You like Bayern Munich. You know I only fuck with La Liga. Dylan, you know that. La Liga is what? Obviously, it's not the Premier League over there. But what level is it? Do you mean Premier in the classical sense or in the proper sense?

Yes. Premier. You know what I'm saying? What level is that? Find me some time to pull this story. It's the highest league you can play in in Spain. It's just a Spanish league? The English Premier League is the top league in England.

Well, by talent and by most people would consider it to be the top league in the world. That's what I'm asking. I don't care where it ranks in Spain. They go by country. They go by country. Each country. And that's why they have the Champions League. Well, like if you're a big dick baller over there,'re one of the best in the world you're not going to play in

la liga if you're a big dick baller you will only want to play in the epl english premier league big dick ball or honestly number two choice would be la liga okay because as rail like real madrid they won the champions league last year so ah you can probably make more cash in the premier league oh i think generally speaking top to bottom yes but i think the top four to six teams are all still going to make a shit ton of money they'll pay some of the big dogs yeah oh yeah the big big ballers are getting paid you got to they're getting those bdbs you got to man they're straight up getting the bag yeah can i read you guys fumbling zero bags. Can I read you some tweets from Kayla Smith TV? She is the sports director at KMID, a Mizzou alum.

Wow, does she know Micah? Probably. They've got a great journalism school. Yeah, Micah will be the first to tell you, as will any other student that went there. Breaking UTPB, that's University of Texas Permian Basin, where I think our good friend Kyle Bandujo pitched. Right on. Really?

Women's soccer coach. He threw straight gas from what I hear. Carla Tejas. This is Spanish for Texas. Which, by the way, I mean, we're just going on name alone. Very interested in this story. Has been placed on administrative leave, according to athletic director Todd Dooley, after a series of allegations from an anonymous group of players,

ranging from illegal conduct to infractions to inappropriate behavior. Now, Dylan, this is where you're like, well, what did she do? Yeah, that's where my mind goes. Shout out Todd Dooley. I feel like he could put back some light beers tea duels yeah dude his buddy's just called you see dooley last night for your for your own players to turn you in that's a that's a big that's a big deal it's a mutiny something happened something big the anonymous group of student athletes outline allegations of a negative

team culture and verbal and mental abuse from the first-year head coach of the Lady Falcons in a 1,154-word letter to members of the NCAA. Some of the major allegations against Tay Haas from the letter include arrested for DWI September 11th, asked for players' help to pay her bail. Some did. That's's completely beaten down part of the story yeah and uh hit up the squad hey guys physical interactions with members of the utpb men's soccer team including kissing in public dylan what if we kissed you tell me what if we kissed on the practice field in Permian Basin? Kissing in public? Okay, like the student athletes?

If that was a crime, Dylan would be locked up without the key. I kiss in public daily. I love it. You have the most recent dance floor makeout on the record. It was like years ago, right? It was years ago. Hopefully, Bae's not listening. She doesn't like us anyway.

She listens. No, she doesn't like us anyway she listens no she doesn't like us though like she is collectively hey if you are listening yeah she hates everybody hey where's that where's that rsvp button on that because i cannot find it will found it somehow dude i'm a i'm a bad boy of RSVPing. Distributed alcohol to minors. Classic. She got hey, mistered. Hey, mistered. As for NCAA infractions, players allege Tejas reentered a game that she was ejected from in disguise and continued coaching via walkie-talkie. Yo, Bobby Valentine. Love that move.

Don't hate that at all. She should be applauded for doing this. That's amazing. So she's wearing a long-sleeved shirt for some reason and she's got the walkie-talkie pop out of the sleeve. She's just got – she's got her head down on the scorer's table. It's the most tired I've ever been. How much coaching do soccer coaches actually do?

None. No, shut up. Well, he's talking about – how old is Sparks? Seven. Yeah, so the U8 teams don't require a ton. They actually do. All they do is just swarm the ball and kick it out of each other's shins. It's like the worst thing you can do.

Space out, dog. Letter also says that they believe starter Martina Garcia, Martina Tara Garcia, is ineligible. So they narked out one of their own. Tara Garcia arrived on September 14th from Uruguay, has not attended in-person classes before then, and has not been assigned a dorm. She's played every minute of every game this season.

Shout out to Martina Terra Garcia. They brought a ringer in and she just doesn't, she's not even enrolled in school. So there's a kid who, there's a kid that went through rush we gave a bid to and got initiated and we later found out was just legitimately never enrolled in the school i respect that you just wanted to he just wanted to frat he just wanted a frat his entire life he wanted to be a frat he's like yeah he's like just hadn't taken any

classes we're like oh that might be the most frat thing ever. We're like, we're wondering why you're bringing down our GPA. Yeah, your GPA. It's like it's not even registered. He wasn't even affecting it. You love to see that. Yeah. Who was this?

I think it'd be easy to do that. I think if you're cool enough, if you're an engaging person and you dress normal, like you have a normal vibe to you and you're whatever. I think I think you could get away with that. I just want to have some fun, man. There's some serious stuff in here that, you know, she encouraged forced like a strict diet, caused body dysmorphia, eating disorders, all that stuff. That's not good. But I want to focus on this.

Focus on this. The anonymous group also alleges that Tejas encourages cheating on classwork and schedules team events at late notice, leaving players to struggle to complete schoolwork or create a steady schedule. They say Tejas expects soccer to come before academics. Thoughts? Ball is life. Ball is life. I mean, this is like a 20-tweet thread of just allegations. It just keeps going on and on.

If the, if the, the tweet thread is longer than the letter from the actual students that are complaining about this, you know, it's not good. She also encouraged her players to injure the opponents. Bounty style.

I don't think there are bounties on it, but it's messed up, man. what was it what was the old saying kill the head kill the play or something hit the head the greg williams shiano which greg no shiano shiano didn't have bounties did he who was bound that was uh sean payton yeah but the court the dc was the one who said kill the the head, kill the body. Oh, I don't remember that part. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't say that to my players. No, that's pretty

messed up. Dylan, you didn't get along with a lot of the coaches back in high school. It was Greg Williams, famously. Yeah, it's the reason I didn't go D1, man. They were like, we just didn't get along. We just didn't have different philosophies, really. Dude, I can't get past that. that she was just so she lost her license probably uh because of the dui oh she did and she would just call players for rides especially even after she drank and like

they just felt like they had to do it so she would just call up a player like hey i'm down here at crickets can you come get me or whatever bar they've got at permian chimneys gym town at chim town i've had like i just got into one at three mars some nachos i let her rip at jimmy's again i need a ride yeah please come get dude next to me bought me a shot of tequila i'm hammered it says some players got preferential treatment invited to her home to watch film while others are left to do it on their own time i kind of like that she was just like no i'm not having these narps over to watch film. Yeah. Studs only. She's a bad girl shit, man.

Do you think you'll ever coach, be like the head coach of any team that your son has? Yeah, probably at some point. I will participate. If Rhodes plays football, I'll help with football. Baseball, I feel like I'm not the guy to ask. Soccer, there's really not much to it. No offense, Will. It's just more like, hey, don't run as a big group over to get the ball, guys.

Basketball, yeah. You guys saw me. I'll show them that cloud nine. Any other sports? I will not participate in anything probably but soccer. Fritz won't be playing football, so I don't need to worry about that Parks is not playing football after last

after last weekend's football slate of what I saw I was like yeah it's just further reinforced what I already thought his brain's

getting beat in turning to mush I said something to some Welsh dudes I was talking to when i was over in europe said something about the concussion issues with the nfl and i asked them i was like is that i mean i was like it doesn't seem like it's as big of a deal when it comes to rugby and stuff and they were like uh it's much worse really well they said that but i still don't know i i need to

do my own research if you're a fan of doing your own research right yeah so i need to do my own research and figure out what's worse but uh yeah i thought it was interesting that they were just like no it's just not talked about as much i thought because they don't bang heads though i think there's an accidental bang heads you don't have a helmet to stop you from banging i mean there are accidental head bangs i know but these guys the way they jump and stuff they get hit in ways that are not the traditional nfl hits you know they have they get jumped into they get they slam the ground sometimes i feel like the football helmet is like the cause of the problem i feel like that too sometimes even though i'm not a man in stem will did you ever watch headbangers ball i did i did yeah i didn't love it i mean yeah it was wasn't it jesse camp for a little bit he did it for a little bit it

was like ricky ratt or but didn't they have matt pinfield on there too matt pinfield nobody knows that name but that is a good callback i liked pinfield he knew everything about music yeah he he was like an encyclopedia so was dave yeah dave was good dave was more polished but people wanted jesse i felt bad that dave didn't win the VJ competition because of Jesse, and Dave deserved it. I don't know, man. I don't know. I think that's true to what? Like, Dave is essentially the Schwab of, like...

He was the Schwab. He was the Schwab of pop culture, and he, like, has spent his entire life taking in this information so he could finally win this VJ competition. And then this lanky willow tree of a human being walks in yeah man what's up yeah that's pretty good impression actually like i don't know why do you talk like that can we do can we do a stream room that's just of mtv spring break videos this spring i want to go back and watch maybe why are you so horny it's not horny it's just a it's a time capsule of a time we will never get back you want to see daisy fuentes i mean okay am i going to turn down a daisy fuentes appearance i know dylan's not going to absolutely not that's

an all-time name yeah i did enjoy the fact that that the amanda girl said that she got sent from like an mtv thing uh covering like Spring Break to Woodstock 99. And it was just the worst transition of all time. Yeah. Two very different events. A lot of the same behavior, though, at both. Well, maybe not the rioting. Yeah.

Just the general widespread abuse. Yeah. Yeah. Very fun. Let me just say, this story we will continue to monitor permian basin shout out you gotta think she loses her job yeah carla tahaw she's on pay to leave though she's kidding she's still getting that bread how do you guys feel about this the hats for ut that just say tahas instead of texas

i've never seen one. Oh, they're good looking. That's a big tech thing. I think there's a Tejas. I've seen a Tejas tech one. Oh, yeah. I have seen the tech ones. I think the tech ones are actually more popular.

I think the guys, I could be way off on this. I may have a connection to the duty startup. I might be just thinking of that straight up. There's a guy, friend of a friend, lawyer in Lubbock. I think he was involved in that I'm gonna hear about this from Landry

so but yeah Tejas Hat Company I think there's a there's a tech connection this ain't the one though at least wasn't the one I was trying to find

if you are trying to go out and buy some just absolute sick Johns head over to Roback Roback.com that's a good call do you crave activity dude i was

craving it this morning okay stay craving last night i i had the pleasure i don't even know if they sell this anymore i had the absolute pleasure of wearing my roback uh sun hat out on the kayak last night just doing chill bro shit you know right have my chacos on i thought about wearing my my roback shorts but i decided to go with something else because i didn't want to wear those in the dirty ass lake that's a good call yeah but their new shorts are heat uh now that the cool weather is upon us other places more so than here i understand that but it's hoodie season their hoodies are incredible i'm a big fan can i can i speak to some of their new arrivals that they have they've got one called the hops dylan is that about me and

my basketball journey no oh it would be funnier if it was just you breaking your ankle on the shirt but it's actually just a bunch of beers oh yeah it's actually his leg uh barrett and i actually talked about this yesterday uh but we were talking about houndstooth fabrics and stuff, kind of that Sherlock Holmes-ish. You know what I'm talking about. Of course I do. They got QZs that have that right now. I know.

All different colors. The Condor. That Sherlock Holmes-ish. Yeah, dude. Are you on your Sherlock Holmes grind? Kind of, yeah. They got the old-fashioned shirt. The fall golf shirt.

Dude, they're heavy in the streets right now this black hoodie goes dummy sorry i'll stop i'll stop saying phrases like that rollback.com backer 20 for 20 off everything in your order can we talk about something real quick uh yeah you guys have any coochie fumbling stories um go ahead dylan perhaps twitter does where did this tweet come from fumbling coochie uh a young lady uh who goes by panic at the t, at puff underscore LYA on Twitter. She put out a prompt. I love a good prompt.

And I'll read it. On the TL. I wish I had the guts to put out more prompts. I'm always afraid no one will ever respond. Women need to start telling stories about when a man fumbled some coochie from them and how he did that. Let's start identifying the source. Fumbled some coochie from them and how he did that. Let's start identifying the source. Fumbled some coochie is a hilarious phrase.

We've all fumbled. No doubt. There's probably people out there thinking like, I didn't fumble any coochie, but I fumbled some D for sure. I need some D fumbling stories now. That might actually, that might give us more insight than the coochie fumbling, if I'm being honest.

I feel like the responses... All the responses that I've selected for our roundtable right now are just idiotic moves from men. Are you guys not going to share your personal anecdotes about fumbling coochie? I think the hardest I've ever fumbled was... Probably not. Yeah. I think that that's appropriate i didn't fumble i didn't fall i just i had a girl stop liking me because i i just was i might have taken a sleep aid and we were texting and it was just weird i fell asleep at 8 40 last night watching dommer bay wasn't happy with me she wanted to hang this not this is not coochie fumbling related how do you

fall asleep during that during the coochie fumbling say yeah because i had two very strong margaritas at fonda san miguel and i was just straight faded dude they hit me hard you and carla deos you guys should link yeah you guys gotta chill yeah you're just calling you're calling randy for a ride they're strong that place is just so great hey i've been fond of britney left man i need a ride that's you calling randy i would be so upset if one of you called randy for a ride when you were fucked up like what are we doing here yeah i'd be sad there's ubers and you know all that business i'd actually be more upset with randy actually picking somebody up from the company i'd be like what are you doing make him fucking uber home i would just call kill shot i don't know if that's

the guy i might i might just end up getting drunk with kill shot call one of you i'll do a concert with kill shot once don't call me don't do not call if i need help i'll say if you need if you need money to get a ride home i'll venmo you but i'm not gonna come pick you up yeah what okay i'm not gonna come get you from nicks or whatever lubbock bar you're at backed in your f250 if i'm sober and you call me to come pick you up i'm gonna go make a giant cocktail and get drunk so i have an excuse to not pick your ass up so rude it's so rude that's so mean spirited just got into this bottle of everclear i cannot convince you i'm so sorry

dave you're shooting everclear can Can I read one of my faves? Read a few of your faves. The responses are pretty top tier. We just started talking a couple of weeks prior. Hurricane Sandy was on the way to New York. He asked if he could come over. Parentheses. I fell asleep not seeing the message.

Homie called 14 times and texted like crazy if he should ride his bicycle to me in a hurricane bro you can't be that horny no there were times in my life when i would have ridden the bicycle through a hurricane oh yeah you can be that horny for sure we were all sandy was a problem that wasn't a minor hurricane no i i got stranded at ross boland's house taking a bike no not sandy no what not sandy what was the one that hit austin that like made everyone stay inside for so long harvey harvey harvey we didn't get hit bad by it it just gave us a lot of rainstorms but yeah i got stranded at ross's house just slept on his couch

it was a bad one man not good can i read one shift the vibe real quick yeah we were trying to pick a movie to watch and he grabbed the remote and turned on his high school football highlights let's go about 15 minutes in i told him i wasn't feeling it so he apologized and went to youtube and played slash rapped his song this guy that i love that you know he's just showcasing what he's got he's absolutely killing it this is the real look this is who i am i got a lot to offer i'm gonna show it all to you i kind of respect that you just put it out there like hey i want to know those highlights were sick i want to hear the song if your highlights are on youtube they're probably pretty good or you upload them yourself and they're just not. Yeah.

Yeah. He didn't go to like 247 Sports or whatever, in a huddle, one of those recruiting sites. Huddle. Rivals. Yeah. Was it HUDL? He's like, I was actually a three-star. Got invited to walk on at UT Permanent Basin.

I don't know if I'm taking that offer. I don't know if Carl, it depends offer. I don't know if Carla... It depends on if Carla's there. Might get a little public make out in. Fooled around with a guy our entire summer break, just making out and heavy petting. Finally decided to give him some, and he didn't have a condom.

He went to the corner, and he pulled out a bag of plastic grocery bags, talking about, quote, we can use this. SMH left and never came back how broke you gotta be dude that's like i won't even pick up dog poo with those i don't even you i don't even like using plastic bags for my actual groceries you ever wonder i assume we all use the same kind of poo bag i use like an

arm and hammer one you're picking up dog poo. I'm pivoting here. Do you ever wonder when you're picking it up how protected that hand is? You're washing the hand either way when you get home. It's protected. I still wash my hands when I get home. You allege that we all use the same ones. I don't know if we do. There's a lot of different ones out there.

They're all similar. We have the same method. There are some out there that are far too thin. And then there are some out there that are so thick that I feel comfortable. I like the thick boys. I mean, thick. There are some out there, like, you can feel everything. I like to feel the crinkle of the bag.

Will just said, I like the thick boys. I do like the thick boys. My move is to get like the twigs and leaves and the dirt. Yeah. So it kind of like mixes in so you're not just feeling straight doo-doo, baby. But do you ever worry that a twig's going to rip the bag and then suddenly you have poo all over your heads? I do. I like it when y'all say poo.

Poo. It's gross. It's like grosser for some reason. You're grosser for some reason. Aren't you the kind of guy who just lets your dog take a big old fat dookie and then you just walk off? I always pick up. I always do. I'm too afraid there's going to be a backer like getting on a boat down at the boat launch

and I'm letting Rosie out and they're going to expose me one day. You don't pick up? I've told you this. I've told you what I do before. Tell me again. Remind me. There's a poison oak tree in an area of where I live

and that oak tree is surrounded by a lot of tall grass, other stuff. You don't go over there. I was told not to go over there. Does Rosie? Rosie enjoys pooping over there. So if she goes and poops by that tree, I don't pick it up because no one actually goes over there. Poison oak tree? I guess. Like poison oak is in... Like the plant? I thought it was a plant. Oh, whatever. It's the plant then. Oh. Whatever. It may not be. I don't

know. I was just told by a neighbor, don't walk in there. Poison oak. That's good neighborly advice. And so if it's in there, I don't pick it up mainly because no one else goes in there. If it's literally anywhere else, I pick it up every single time because that is a park where people like me like to have a picnic. You need to not let Rosie go over there. She doesn't care. I can't. You can't chop your dog from going where Rosie goes.

She can transfer the poison oils onto you. Well, when she does that, then I will regret letting her poop there. Let a pooing dog poo is what they say. If you touch touch poison ivy the first thing you're supposed to do is wash your clothes if you if you're if you have pants on for example to touch poison ivy if you throw them in the closet and put them on like two months later without washing them you're gonna get poison ivy the oils will stay on that shit i think i'm one of the people in the world who does not get poison ivy you might not be be. I do. Very badly. I've been with friends who have gotten it very badly

and I've never even had anything. I got it when I was a kid. I haven't had it recently. Oh, I used to get it all the time, man. I think about it almost every time I urinate on a golf course. See, I've never experienced it. Hope I never have to. It's very unpleasant. Can we get back to the

coochie fumbling? Yeah, sure. I come to his crib real late. He has me wait outside in the car while he, quote, gets everything set up. I walk into the side door of his extremely dark house and am led down the hallway to his room, where I see tea light candles in the hallway, all leading up to his bunk bed. I read that one earlier and I was like, this is actually not too bad then the bunk bed though it's like his childhood home you can't showcase the bunk bed no what bunk beds like bunk beds like third or fourth time you hang out reveal the bottom bunk is more appropriate you're thinking i almost feel like it's too it's bigger baller to be top bunk

it's it's just not baller to be a bunk bed when you're an adult. It's just not. Does he have a barrier to make sure he doesn't fall out of it? Parks has a new dope bunk bed. It's sick. I know. Oh, yeah, you do know. I had the bunk bed, but instead of, I don't know what this is called, under it, there

wasn't a bottom bunk. It was like a desk. So I could like sit on my computer. Those are cool. And then I i just you know elevated bed with a little situation underneath yeah that's what it was called in the uh yeah ikea catalog elevated bed with a little situation underneath he asked me what i like to do he asked me what i like to do and i said i liked writing short stories and poems he proceeded to tell me

that he does poetry too, spoken word. I was entrapped in this man's car listening to him present a slam poetry poem about Jesus saving hoodlums. I like that. I want to hear it. I can't do someone singing in my immediate vicinity, like acapella. It just makes my skin crawl. Imagining someone doing slam poetry with me in a car is tough.

It's tough. I don't really get slam poetry. I don't know why it's a genre of something that people are into. It's very strange to me. I mean, it's, I think it's a form of, of art that people get into,

but I don't necessarily want anyone doing it with just me. I don't need a private performance. I don't need any kind of performance with just me. I don't need a private performance. I don't need any kind of performance for just me. But why do they use that inflection when they deliver a poem? I'm sure there's a reason behind it. Because that's the style. It's spoken word. Yeah.

It wouldn't be as engaging if they were just talking with a normal cadence. I disagree. I disagree. I disagree. You're wrong on this. Yeah, I think you're wrong on this yeah i think you are wrong on this a treat see i just did it i'm a poet he played his mixtape loud as fuck on the way home from the movies ask the lady if they do disc student discounts neither of us were students and then asked me for change to get popcorn at the concession stand. I said no, and he followed up with, so then what do you carry in that bag?

You don't have change in your bag? He didn't fumble it. He ran out of bounds on fourth down before he got to the first down stake. That's a sports reference. He never had a shot at the coochie. He didn't even try. He was actively defending himself against the coochie. He didn't even try. He was actively defending himself against the coochie. He was, yeah. He couldn't believe it.

She didn't have change in her bag. He wanted that popcorn. So what do you care that bag for? I don't know. I got a hairbrush in here. God, I kind of wish we had more single friends so I could watch them fumble. I would love to go to West 6 this week and just see one of our boys strike out constantly. fumble i would love to go to west six this week and just see one of our boys strike out constantly i haven't been out with anybody who has been actively trying to talk to uh ladies in in years

i was always too scared to approach women in public never did once in my entire life i mean if you had made a highlight reel of the times that I did, it would be laughably bad. I don't know. I think I'm better as a wingman than being the showcase himself. No girl wants that. No girl actually wants me. Some girls want you. No, but I can grease the wheels a little bit for my boys. Have you guys ever gone out with Randy?

He's just an ass magnet. Dude. He's not fumbling anything really dude this dude just gets dialed he's got a diamond person he's got diamond hands it's pretty wild that's sick but he's mad respectful right of course he's mad respectful like just pulls out like a napkin bust out some origami like pull out his pokemon cards start handing them out to ladies hell yeah that works every time every time a song came on in the car he pretended to be a radio dj fist micing and said yo yo i'm chill with my girl brit it's your boy blank on the ones and twos. We're going to kick it like this. That guy's awesome.

What are you talking about? He's just got a good personality. I didn't fumble shit. Give him the coochie. He can do it. Yeah. Come on. He's working overtime.

That guy's awesome. Oh, my God. We're kicking it like this. Hell, yeah. That's sick oh you know what we're never gonna get this back in life maybe maybe one once a year after like a bachelor party guys trip something maybe once a year but the hungover recaps of what happened the night before sitting on a sectional couch with all your boys that was that was living those are great mornings that was living you got boys hell yeah it's like dude do y'all have any more just a whataburger run did a whataburger run for just some like taquitos pretty solid back in the day

no they're not no they're not you just get the you get the egg and cheese and then you toss some of that green salsa on there their green salsa solves a lot of problems salsa is good catch me with the honey butter chicken biscuit or i'm just gonna go to mcdonald's and get a sauce and make muffin with that you're free to just not come back if you leave the other day i did an ama on the circling back story i think it was about a week and a half ago and somebody noted listener of the pod she asked what the basis for a perfect breakfast taco was and i gave my basis and i had a bunch of people be like that's so boring and i'm like what did you say i was like this is the base of it like i'm not telling saying

like you have to put like all these other things in it i said a fresh tortilla fluffy eggs you have to have cheese crispy bacon and i i don't see see i don't prefer bacon i prefer sausage in mine or chorizo but like that's what that that's what you need for the base of a good taco have y'all had the papa lotte chorizo yeah of course i have yeah dude he lives there they call they started calling him papa lotte yeah papa man i've become a big fan of refried black beans in my breakfast tacos. Yeah, the Taco Deli Auto is a top tier breakfast taco. It doesn't even have egg in it, but it's still just immaculate. It's so good.

Avocado, bacon, cheese, refried black beans. Yeah, but if you eat too many of those i know you you'll be tooting all day i don't toot man yep you fumble toots that's stupid little tootie over here toot scooting buggy rudy tootie fresh and tootie right tootie giuliani okay what was the rudy lead that somebody threw in or somebody threw something in i can't do rudy giuliani content his his mere presence in the world gives me anxiety oh i'll read it this won't give you that much anxiety while aboard one of one of the trump's planes with rudy giuliani trump made it a point to loudly complain about the odor after giuliani had used one of the plane's

bathrooms so that other aides can hear according according to a new Maggie Haberman book. That's terrible. He's just like, Guy's taking Mondos. Rudy. It's the first I'm smelling it. I'll be close to Rudy Tudor. Right.

Disgusting. Yeah, that's classic he's he's absolutely morphing into like every batman villain ever just all in one the best moment in tv history or in recent memory was him being unmasked as the mask singer oh and what's his face walked off the set didn't oh yeah he was so mad what's his name ken jong his name i believe so dave did you simply meet him at the brooks brothers outlet or did you get a picture with him i didn't get a picture because uh sadly this is like camera photos like iphone one days i don't even know if i had a blackberry i don't know but well you probably had a photo on the blackberry but you just didn't know how to transfer it to any other piece of technology. It was probably not a good photo.

No, I was in there by myself. So, yeah, he was just looking at ties. This is when everybody was like, oh, he's going to be the nominee. He was not the nominee. He fumbled a coochie in the nomination. Right. I kind of forgot that we had this next talking point on here. Do we think single Tom Brady's going to fumble any?

I can't imagine that happening. Yeah, does the tuck rule apply? How long has Dave had this holster? Oof. Oof. It's Colbert Street. Got me in the head. Straight gas.

Oof. Seriously. So does it not taste good? Because you said they don't care about flavor they know i think yeah i think it does there's no flat it's just it's just it's just really strong cold brew tom brady and giselle have reportedly hired divorce lawyers oh the billables i got to break the news about them getting divorced at the wedding that we went to a few weeks ago. It was fun. It's always fun to have that kind of news when you're surrounded by a bunch of people and you know you're going to blow some people's minds. But is he going to be a problem or is he going to get weird as fuck? I think he's either going to be in like a Leo territory or he's going to be so bizarre that we don't even know what he's dealing with.

Isn't he just a weird guy i think he might be i think to be someone at that level of what you you know your industry like to be the best you have to have some element of weird psychotic behavior right mj tiger tom brady goats goats elon musk well who's gonna fare better from this tom brady or giselle i think they're both gonna land on their feet you know she's doing jujitsu these days really yeah she's worth more than him yeah she's had a fine career do okay single tom brady do we know who he runs with do we know who's who his boys are who his friends are why don't i think he has like affleck or something because boston i could see that i mean he's he's essentially an adopted boss tonight right i know he left to go to tampa bay and shit

but like they still claim him as their own right you never hear you have to you never heard about brady having like an appetite for going out Gronk style. He's been a family man up until now. I mean, he's still a family man, but he's not going to have those nights where he's without a kid, without a wife. He's going to get to step out for the first time. See if he can fumble. Okay.

He's going to go out on West Six and just realize it's a young man's game. All right. I found an article that spells out who he's friends with. Okay. He's going to, he's going to hop on hinge. He's going to spend two weeks single and then go back to his phone and be like,

yo, Giselle, I miss you. Yeah. This is a mistake. I miss you. I'm fumbling. He's close with Mark Wahlberg.

Of course. You got familiar with him. Julian Edelman, obviously Robert craft. So this is just people that he has played with. You know, Alex Guerrero. Um, Oh, obviously. Robert Kraft, so this is just people that he has played with. Alex Guerrero. Oh, that's his trainer,

right? He and Peyton Manning. They're not boys. Apparently they are. This article's bullshit. I don't know. Who's the first person he texts when he's going to be going out for his Dangerous Nights crew? Gronk? I think Gronk, you've got to ease into it. Gronk's a little aggressive.

Although Gronk's kind of, I think he's toned it down. I mean, how old is Gronk? His Dangerous Nights crew. 37. Because he's 33. Wow. So his hangovers have to start getting bad soon if they haven't already. Randy?

Randy, how old were you when your hangovers got really bad? 22. Oh, man. I thought thought you're gonna say 26 i kind of want giselle to start dating like apparently leo and m rod have been going on dates isn't she too old for him i think i think you might need to make some exceptions. I think I read, I was looking at a little T on Dumont. Little T. Big T. I think he was at least seeing maybe once a young lady who was not under the age of 20. What is the number?

26? 25. 25. So I think he might, you know, he kind of got some blowback for that, at least on Twitter. I'm sure none of it got back to him. Yeah, he doesn't care. No, he's Leo. Leo.

What's him brought up to? Being a mother to her child. I haven't followed her a long time ago. She has a bikini company. Oh, that's cool. She has her book out. That's cool. Let's see.

That's cool. Let's see. She's been posting a lot more since it's been alleged that her baby daddy slash husband cheated on her. She's been posting some other stuff. If you pick up what I'm putting down, if you follow me. Okay. Thanks for the update. She has two Firehouse subs.

That's sufficient. I always forget that Tom Brady's ex is Bridget Moynihan. Yeah, I don't even know who that is, really. You don't remember her from Coyote Ugly? Don't they have a kid together? Yes. They do? That's just, yeah.

You don't remember her from the Nick Cage thriller Lord of War? Or 2014, I will say I do remember her from a brief appearance, albeit, in John Wick. Never saw John Wick. Dude, need to. It is a fun, I've got nothing else going on. Let me just watch some action. Next rainy day, next rainy weekend day, I'm going to sit down and pound out a Wick.

I'm not talking candles. Are you going to trim it? It's a fine movie. Are you saying that like it's a fine movie or it's a fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine

because you know how that's confusing it goes exactly as you expect it to go he's such a buzzkill okay well I'm not going to spoil it for you

a lot of people get got though I know what happens that's the whole thing you think I don't know what happens you think I've seen exactly zero spoilers in my life about John Wick

I think he overreacted oh wow okay why is that so let's just hypothetically say one of your neighbors maybe they live like i don't know a mile and a half away from you they decide to break into your house this weekend and steal stella i'm not going to kill everyone in the city if they're associated with that person i absolutely will if they're part of a crime syndicate The whole syndicate's going down baby You're just gonna start just Spraying the block on everybody D-Man's gonna

Look Real G's move in silence Like lasagna You let that chopper just start singing on No I got I will What I will do first is I will hack their Twitter

And I will send out some bad tweets And now you're capable of such a thing. Yeah, well, I've got a security clearance. Do you? No. Just a regular citizen. Do you fumble it? I don't think so.

All right. You need to watch John Wick. Oh. Boban's in the third one. Only watch the first, by the way. The second one's, you can probably predict what the third one I only watched the first by the way The second one's You can probably predict what the second one is They didn't deviate from the theme

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Don't have any plans really on Friday. Might step out for some dinner or something with Bay and parks. Don't know yet. Saturday, I was going to extend an invitation. If you guys wanted to fill your Saturday morning with something, come watch parts of the soccer game. Jesus. If you guys want.

Let me see. I thought you'd never ask. It's a fun little situation. Let me see if there's any other soccer games that might be on this weekend. It takes 50 minutes. You're in and out. He would love to see you guys there if you want to go. Do you really want me there?

Because you realize I'm going to overreact. That's fine. What time is this game? 10 o'clock. 10 o'clock. So, okay. It's on Cesar Chavez. Okay.

I don't know, Dylan. There's some good games. The Imitation's out there. Right after that game, I mean, right after that game, is Texas OU. Ah, yes. The Red River Rivalry. Probably going to watch it at home unless a better offer comes my way. It'd be fun to watchU. Ah, yes. The Red River rivalry.

Probably going to watch it at home unless a better offer comes my way. It'd be fun to watch it up here, honestly. I would love to watch a game up here at some point. I'm good. Does this game have any national championship implications? Yeah. Is this going to dictate the natty? It's got Big 12 implications.

Oh. If that does anything for you. What are those 12? Texas wins and it's not close. I don't even know how many teams are in the Big 12 right now, honestly. And I said that before Gabriel went down. Texas wins and it's not close. I hope you're right, Dave. I'm not going to talk any shit, make any outlandish predictions.

I am. As a non-Texas fan, if Sark loses this game, he's got to go. Okay. Wow. I do want to watch a game up here at some point. I think one of these teams is going to fumble the bag this weekend. Listen to me. I want to watch a game up here. Why? The couch think one of these teams is going to fumble the bag this weekend. Listen to me. I want to watch a game up here.

Why? The couch isn't comfortable. I love hanging out here. Yes, it is. I like hanging out here too, but like- The couch is comfortable. It's not that comfortable. Catch me taking a nap on it.

Where am I supposed to sit? That's different than just sitting on the couch. Back positions. Totally different. They're totally different positions. So frustrating. What if we just watched it at one of our places? That's also an option. I actually might come over to your your place i might just show up at like 11 because like come drink an october fest with me can we do hot dogs tobes feast

we can do hot dogs yeah you want to do can we do gaggers the combination pizza slice and hot dog crust yes we can stuff crust with gaggers it's the juxtaposition for me on the cheese crust and glitz. She said it would be gross. And the more I thought about it, the more I was like, I don't know if it would be gross. I think it might be actually pretty good. I will try it. I'm going to do it and I'm going to not tell my friends. And so that way they're going to just be biting into it and then they're going to get to the crust.

And they're like, oh, here's the crust. I guess I'll eat it. They're going to bite in and that glitz is just going to in their mouth and it's just gonna set their palate above what are you making this i'm just saying how it's gonna feel once it hits the palace not gonna pop in their mouth freak i got nothing else going on uh the rest of the weekend nothing else what's that boy doing um i'd be going to dinner friday night the wife maybe another couple looking forward to it saturday probably watching college football he's giving out he's intentionally giving out too little information we're gonna have to ask

him after the podcast we're gonna have to like be like what are you doing interesting that other people are able to make plans with you on the weekend, but your friends here at work are not able to. Will's going to ACM. I wonder how that works. He's going to ACM. That means I'm going to be stepping out. Huh.

Don't ruin my weekend of fun. What's your problem? Well, he asked. Don't spoil. Huh. I had to protect myself. Huh. Saturday.

Yeah, I'm not going to really do much. This is going to shock a lot of listeners at home but this is gonna be one of those weekend and funds but where i just don't have anything planned other than maybe a dinner so pretty electric times here for your boy gonna try to hit golf balls though so shout out to me can you beat that i bet you can't i'll be going to acl friday evening how long i actually stay there tbd not built for festival life anymore really want to see one act that's going to last about i don't know an hour so who knows who knows who's closing uh the chicks the chicks who act to be honest like i think they're going to put on a show. They dropped the Dixie.

Yeah. They don't go by the Dixie Chicks anymore. They fumbled the Dixie. But I think they're going to go actually pretty hard. That's good. I do see myself leaving before their set is over. I don't see myself standing there for very long. You got to hear Earl's in the Trunk or whatever.

I mean, honestly, as far as their songs go, that's probably like three or four in what I'd want to hear. You want to hear Wide Open Spaces, don't you? To be honest, I would love to hear Wide Open Spaces. They close with that, right? That's got to be your closer. Cowboy, Take Me Away. That's a good one, too.

Wide Open Spaces. They're definitely going to play Landslide. I had a friend. Love a cover. I had a friend, or I was friends with a girl in high school who had an Earls in the Trunk bumper sticker on her car. Wow. Of course, the implication there is that she murdered her boyfriend or husband, whatever

it is. He was a piece of shit. Seems weird. And then, you know, I'm probably going to watch Texas OU when one of the teams is going to fumble the bag. Yeah, my house. And then, honestly, I'm probably going to be filling my time this weekend watching a show that I'm very excited that I've been able to start and that is stranger things season four

absolute pro move absolute pro move saving it for spooky season no it's getting me all horned up for the spooky season no don't damn me no no can i amend my weekend and fun no i am open to watching football uh and that game specifically the red river formerly the shootout come through if something i think i can get away for that i will give you exactly one october fest beer i'll bring i'll be why just one i'll be why ob okay great so you never even started stranger things season four no i did not why i'm out on it why are you guys just dueling Rose Tand? These kids are too old for me

to be interested in their lives anymore. It's like, okay, you're in the same shitty town and it's going to get weird. Don't get me wrong. I hate some of these fucking kids. It's on y'all. I'm over Mike.

Hey, Mike. Scram. Which one's Mike? Is he the one with the dumbass haircut? Yeah. They all have dumbass haircuts right now. I mean, Eleven, like two episodes in, like, hey, 11, turn it around. Get it together.

Sorry you lost your dad. Stinks. Shit just gets so twisted in that town. It is freaking twisted. I watched that whole season. Don't really remember what happened. It was like two months ago. Why are they staying there?

Just move out? Well, so they did. Moved to Chicago. They actually have moved. They're actually living out in California now, which is interesting. California? Yeah.

A weird storyline. Lenora. Lenora Hill. Have you ever heard of it? No. Who is the older guy that got busted, the actor with all the drugs? I don't know if it was all the drugs.

But he's in it. But I feel like he's been marginalized. He's not really like... They didn't write him in hardly anything i feel like he's been marginalized he's not really like they're like they didn't write him in like hardly anything oh mike's sisters randy just help us out randy talking to the mic jonathan will's older brother correct yeah jonathan's like he's just there and it's like okay just not in the script i'm sorry jonathan's got sketch vibes he shows up to a party in high school we're all like who's this dude who brought him do we need to tell him to leave sketch i'm happy about this though very cool maybe you should watch some

industry this weekend dave i thought about starting it last night but instead we watched a game of thrones an old one as they are all old it's right when it's starting to get bad it's like you can feel like that they're about to start mailing in the next like 12 episodes so yeah i'll start an industry i guess i'm not telling you you have to because i as i've said i don't want to be the person that dies on the hill of industry telling people to watch it but if you want to pursue that on your own i support you so i have at least anyone to talk to about it. Thank you. Is that all she wrote? Yeah, fun one, man.

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