Circling Back - Amateur Hour & My Favorite Ick List

Episode Date: May 10, 2023

Brett fills in for Will as the guys discuss an amateur golfer smoking a member of the gallery with his tee shot, a UGA sorority's Ick List, Liz Holmes rebranding, George Santos in cuffs, Robert DeNiro still having sex, Brett defending his Derby fit, and This Weekend in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter(10:38) Amateur Golfers are not Professionals(18:57) The UGA Sorority "Ick List"(35:20) Elizabeth Holmes Rebrand(39:30) George Santos Indicted(44:18) Robert DeNiro Still Fornicates(46:27) Brett Defends His Derby Fit (55:37) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors    •    Chime: Get started at chime.com/steam    •    Squarespace: Go to Squarespace.com/STEAM for a free trial, and use code STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.    •    Mugsy: Go to Mugsy.com and get 10% off now using code STEAM. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we are back it's a circling back podcast presented by washed media my name's dave i'm gonna host, if that's good with you guys. It's fine. We have no one else, so. Since you just spoke up, that's Dylan Chivary, noted contributor, noted podcaster, former blogger, a lot of things. Former frat star. Okay, if you want. Yeah.

Former a lot of things. You want to position yourself in that way? God, I hate it when people use that term yeah you just did i know man but you know i duality of man i can use it ironically because of my my past you can say that joke yeah i got i was the the tfm guy for a long time for those who are new here that is true i have this phlegm that's just stuck right here nobody wants to hear it right here i gotta tell you i'm pointing um at my the base of my neck i think people understand where phlegm can and i'm it's it doesn't want to

it doesn't want to come up but it's there and i can feel it and if at some point you hear me clear my throat that's why you're giving me the ick right now well you know guess what you have been giving me the ick since i met you okay back when you were a frat star don't call me that I don't recognize that as an official nickname okay hey there's Brett Merriman he's gonna fill in for me filling in for me who's filling in for Will because Will's in New York opening up a TGI Fridays that's what he's doing yeah thank you for having me guys uh truly an honor to be on the Circling Back podcast you're a mainstay on these shows these days, man. I'm staying main, Dave.

He's a utility guy. Just five-tool player. Four-tool player. I'm not fast. Everybody knows that. Right. You have the other tools, though. Yeah.

No, Will DeFreeze and friend of the show and retail therapy co-host Barrett Deadly are in New York City to do a live show. Live show retail pod, retail therapy. Correct. They're doing a live show at a Nordy, a.k.a. Nordstrom. Yeah. I don't really know what – I don't know if this is open to all of the public, if this is something you had to RSVP for.

But if you can go, go. Is it still like a thing that you can go to? I think you have had to rsvp for but if you can go go is it still like a thing you you have had to rsvp by this point who were they okay interviewing um a guy that knows a lot about clothes okay they're interviewing someone live yeah uh will's a bit nervous uh he's not he's not gonna hear this before he does this thing hopefully he's gonna be real happy he's gonna do he's gonna do great he's gonna thing, hopefully. He's going to be real happy you told everybody. He's going to do great. He's going to crush it.

Yeah, I'm curious as to what the show looks like. I think they have this thing for an hour or so. Are they going to set up by, you know, they have the piano in the middle, like on the first floor. Where the guy plays Christmas music. Yeah, I fucking love that. I think they're going to bring out George Santos to discuss all of the luxury clothes he bought with campaign donations. He just might have had a schedule

change. Yeah, we'll talk about that later. They shouldn't bring out George Santos. They're not gonna. That guy stinks. Out loud. You know what? Innocent until proven guilty. That's true. That's this country. Yeah, you're right. Hey, if you go over to our Patreon,

that's paywall content, but well worth it. We've got a free 14-day trial for new patrons. 14-day trial, two weeks. I think you're going to like it. Yesterday, we did Touching Based. That's one where we look into some mainstream conspiracies, off the beaten path conspiracies. Maybe we bring in somebody that's on the show right now to talk about their run-in with a bear or Sasquatch. We don't know Sasquatch like that. Or a Gigantopothicus, as we learned.

Pythicus. Pythicus. Yeah, we're close. Close. You went dinosaur on them a little bit. Yeah. That's fine. Check it out.

It's really fun. We do listener voicemails, 888-618-4422. That's the pipeline again, 888-618-4422. You can leave a voicemail and we do, I don't know, seven or eight of them each episode. Talk about it, mix it up. We like hearing from you. Our listeners are very funny, but that drops. Those are usually recorded on Thursday and they drop on Friday. So check it out. What else? Oh, it's come to my attention that we might have a five-star review of the week. This is normally Will's bit. Wait, Will's not here.

So how could- I don't know. I hope one of you two have something in front of you. I have nothing in front of me. I haven't studied. I'm sorry. All right. Well, let's go to Producer Randy. Did you say the producer?

Like producer? Producer. Oh. Not intentional. Wow. Wow, Brad. to producer randy did you say the producer like producer producer oh not intentional wow wow brad this is my go you took me up a little bit more there we go um first of all the voicemails drop on thursdays uh but i got a five star i'm new here um this is from maddie b parentheses rapper whoa i didn't know he was a listener yeah yeah rapper and other things uh the title is 5xl cole campbell t-shirt guy so i'm assuming oh yes i've never seen a t-shirt that big to this day i will say this isn't the funniest review but it's something that i want to bring up because i feel like we've forgotten about it i don't know if this is exactly what he's referring to here but it says counting the days down until dylan dylan's blue flame haircut i don't know if that's something different but

what happened to you and will having to get the uh racing stripe hair oh yeah um blue flame haircut that sounds like a cole campbell thing i think he's on that wave right now isn't a blue flame when you light your fart um i don't know if it's blue okay anyway that's a cole campbell thing he's been hyping up this haircut he's getting soon i don't know if this is what maddie b the rapper is talking about but you're right we do owe the people uh a fade with with two lines and that's i feel like an easy an easy one by comparison to actually pay up on. Yeah, I just want to bring that up.

Make sure we didn't forget that you and Will said that you would do it. Thank you for using the floor, your time reading the review of the week to bring up a bet that I still have to pay off. That's very cool. You're welcome. I knew that bet was never going to get paid off. I'll do it. Sally's not letting Will get that haircut. Sally doesn't have to know about it. Yes, she does's gonna see it after it happens then it's too late i'm

telling you that's not happening you can't put that toothpaste back in the tube at that point dave you can't put that blue flame back in the whatever zippo b-hole still don't know what that is i just looked it up and all i saw was a bunch of like randy anime so maybe that's the reference speaking of if you check out washed media uh home to some of the best memes on the internet you might have seen a um i don't know a randy inspired i guess a randy john randy you want to explain yourself nani it was just it was just a meme it's a meme that's been going around the internet so if you see if you see anime memes mixed in you can guess who did that it wasn't me i think certainly wasn't dylan people already knew you never knew you never know who's into the tentacle stuff what's up are you familiar with maddie b's pivot to mitch martial arts dude dude um sort of but that dude popped up on a beach

not so long ago and the internet was a buzz over it because the dude is pretty shredded now he is how old is he 19 i think he's a grown-ass man now i don't know he is most college kids are shredded he's changed granny can you pull up maddie b raps on instagram he's changed his entire demeanor he's now like a jack harlow look alike dude he's got facial hair he's got a beard uh a long stridely hair is he rocking that broccoli me and yo dowda and he just absolutely is wailing on the heavy bag i could whip his ass i can't with him i can't with maddie b's ass maddie b can officially beat the fuck out of you no he he just popped the bag off it's off it's mooring to me he's still a child but he's not that's it's weird go randy go down uh a couple this is great radio go down a couple

keep going keep going keep going you want you want to see the heavy bag oh he's cold plunging and telling everybody about it hell yeah oh look at that dite tat dave you see that are you kidding me dylan he could beat the shit out of you i don't want to live in a world where Matty B raps as a thigh tat and Dave doesn't. He's got fast hands. Good for him. Oh, he broke the bag. You ever done that in a lifetime, Dave? It just popped off the hook.

It's fine. Yeah, that's a weak bag. He's at a hotel gym or something. Yeah. He does have... Dude, look, man. He's got good form. Look, he's got that guard up at all times.

Does this end with Matty B raps fighting one of the Paul brothers for internet supremacy i'll fight maddie raps i really don't think you want to i feel like maddie b is probably my height he's probably five nine the paul brothers are quite tall and very very large i think i think you have two inches on him okay anyway that's uh that's our maddie b report for the day folks very cool thanks for writing in, Matty B. Guys, let's talk about good money habits, specifically our friends over at Chime. Chime. Chime.

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Spot Me eligibility requirements and overdraft limits. Apply. See chime.com slash spot me for more details. Not bad, Dave. You hit that, Dave. Not bad. What's this amateur golf shit? Were you upset that when I put amateurs on the rundown it wasn't what you were

sending me the other night why would i send you this stuff like that randy hit us with that amy i've got i got a news flash this is for all spectators out there amateur golfers as it turns out are not professionals okay yes i have seen this video i still don't know who this fella is who ripped one into the crowd and took a gentleman out. So hold on. Before we play it, let me give you a little bit of context, about as much context as a 38-year-old podcaster can give. Sure. He's a golf influencer.

He's got millions of followers. He's an amateur golfer. I've been informed he will post videos of his stingers, and he has that dope rising ball flight that everybody wants but is really hard to get. The thing with Stingers, though, you take advantage of terrain change, like elevation change. You can make it look pretty.

Like Dan said, fitness Instagram is 90% lighting. I feel like that applies to golf. Can I get an at or a name, perhaps? I want to look. His outfit, Dylan, is Good Good Golf. And I think his name is Garrett. Maybe Garrett Clark. Good Good Golf.

Was this the hot dude we saw at ACC? It very well might have been. No. No. It wasn't, like I just said. It was not him. No. Don't ask.

Yeah, so apparently they do meetups, golf meetups. And he has quite the gallery i mean it appears there's at least 500 people watching him tee off and if you just saw this passing by you would think that there was a pro teeing off right given their proximity to him and and what all the phones that are out yeah what is this tournament i mean it, is it golf influencers? It's their meetup. I think this is their version of a listener meetup. Got it. Okay.

Garrett Clark. Huh. Yeah, that is the hot guy we saw. No. Yeah, it is. No, it's not. There's something I always saw at ACC. Hey, Brett, you know he's like 16, right?

Is he? No, I don't think so. This is just a different guy. Oh, crap. Yeah, different dudes. Anyway, play the video. That might be him, though. Grant. Yeah, that's different guy. Oh, crap. Yeah, different dudes. Anyway, play the video. That might be him, though. Grant.

Yeah, that's the guy, Grant. Okay. They're somehow in the same, they must be in cahoots. Are they brothers or something? Same outfit. Maybe different outfits, Dave. Of course, we're not talking about attire when we say outfit in that context. We're talking about like click like a organization the firm right like circling back is an outfit of we're a media outfit right small to mid-size

media outfit we just we flew past Vice we're trending we're trending medium-sized some are saying honestly we're I think we're solidly medium-sized now yeah put together the viral the virality of too much dip this week and sunday's scaries whatever randy does yeah check out uh go to youtube follow too much follow all of our stuff on there wash media you youtube all that so this guy's not a professional golfer obviously but he was uh he's hitting a t-shot surrounded by a pretty sizable gallery i'm nervous to hit this shot i i don't want to hit this shot if i'm not hitting this shot if if a group pulls up behind me on a t-box just to like you know because there's a it's backed up a bit i'm nervous when there are four random strangers behind me watching and they're not

even next to the t-box i don't want to hit this shot david no i and honestly like you are the deadly combination of a guy who has the two-way miss just being honest here uh yeah wow it's fucked up you you will double cross one off a t with your driver and you have um the worst thing which is just hella ball speed you do hit the ball yeah that's the thing like every now and then I will connect on one and send it down the fairway, but it's not often. Yeah. Sometimes I will just rip one into an invisible gallery.

And honestly, kind of my rule, I won't crowd around a golfer who doesn't keep a handicap. So if I find out I'm in this crowd and I see you're up there on the team, I'm like, well, this guy didn't even keep a handicap so like if i'm out i'm not in if i find out i'm in this crowd and i see the you're up there on the team like well this guy didn't even keep a handicap so i should not be watching him as if he is a professional hit play let's see what happens let's see how it plays out for the gallery all right good the ball looks confident lines up good head of hair very important a couple hundred people around oh my god he just rips it hard left. He pulls it hard left.

It gets no more than five feet off the ground and just smokes a gentleman. It's a heat-seeking missile right into the crowd. He drops like a sack of potatoes. We don't have to spend too much time on this, but it

reminds me of, you know, like in The Patriot, when they're lobbying fire at each other from like 30 yards away? That's how warfare was done. Warfare was in the 1700s. It looks like one of the guys just drops in the line. Yeah. I did see a follow-up to this. The gentleman is okay, and this guy, Garrett,

said that he gets free good, good merch for life. So he turned it into a promotional opportunity, which— We'll see how that holds up in the deposition. Yeah, that's—you can't do him like a signed glove. You're nobody. What's Phil do? A signed glove, like a $20 bill, and a thumbs up, and a tip of the visor and maybe some wellness coffee what kind of swag they got is foot playing in the pga you want it famously uh good question

no i don't think so these influencers man see speed with drew from the nelson wrist yeah not good yeah i don't know man um i think i'm assuming this is mainly mainly kids and kids do dumb stuff like i don't know watch uh amateur golfers tee off like they're professionals right in the line of fire feel bad for them but like man you gotta you gotta just not be in that position no because that's a very real possibility one thing to get smoked 300 yards down the fairway at a professional event that's fine you're gonna come out in the plus money there for sure yeah you're not gonna don't crowd an amateur you might get a little uh you might get a little facetime from the cbs boys or something you know john rom will

come over and put you know, man, gotcha. That's how John Rahm talks. He talks like me. Exactly. Yeah, I nailed it. Yeah, tough scene. Shout out to the good, good golfers. That is them, right?

Let's stop. Don't promote them anymore. I don't know what they're all about. We're all about giving free ads here. They do some of that hokey like loud golf swag that is not for me but some people enjoy it yeah we've seen your golf shoes why did golf is it just we are the target audience like why did golf instagram get so i don't know influential um like hockey never doesn't happen baseball doesn't happen maybe there's your opportunity man i think

golf is such a um relaxed slow-paced sport that like highlighting the um highlighting behavior that's i don't know maybe running over your buddy in a golf cart dylan something that you actively promoted for a number of years i'm trying to bring that back, actually. Please don't. It's the juxtaposition, is what I'm saying, between the gentlemanliness of a round of golf with just wild, rowdy gentlemen like Dylan Antics on the course, is what I'm saying. That's where I come out. I don't know what Dave's trying to do here.

I don't like it. If you think about it, it makes sense. Shouts to all engagements for real. Confirmed. I think it's because the game of golf allows for um what's what am i looking for here you can get there buddy it's it's a leisurely it's a leisurely sport yeah where there's a downtime you can pull your phone out and just buddy you can fuck around you can take different angles and you can get fun with it hockey doesn't allow for that no that's true i mean much more of a leisurely sport you're right i get that i just i did buddy you but it's more of a it's okay it's it's you know it's in my vocabulary is not like a hey i'm not offended it's a hockey

thing yeah i'm not offended hey but let's get let's get to the main event where does buddy end up on your ick list your personal ick list hey buddy it's it's not on there randy if you may we're gonna talk ick list okay specifically from the university of georgia home of the national champion bulldogs the ugh chicks at ugh chicks on instagram posted a list allegedly from a sorority gal it's an ick list of course an ick dave if you go ahead and explain what an ick is well as someone who's been watching love island for about three months love island uk specifically an ick list is just things that kind of make you cringe about like in this context guys things that guys do that make you feel gross yeah if someone gives you

the ick you are not attracted to them. It's a turn-off. It's a turn-off list. Maybe you started, you used to be attracted to them. They did something that gave you the ick, and you are no longer attracted to them. Yes. And according to people on Love Island UK, once you get the ick, you can't escape it. Really? You're icked for life.

Yeah, the ick's with you. It's with you. It's with you. It's with you. It's with you. It's with you. Yeah. So be careful out there.

The ick is a scarlet letter in some ways. Shout out to Kirby Fart on Instagram who sent this. Noted listener. Noted UGA meme account. You think that's his real name? No. Okay. To play on the coach.

Should we go through some of these items on the list? It's lengthy. It is. There's actually two slides. We'll look at slide one now. Some personal favorites. Watching a man chase a ping pong ball.

Honestly, that gives me the ick. That's a good one. That is kind of... I see pit vipers on here and I have to absolutely agree with that one. Pit vipers are like in style now. It's not a bit anymore. Pit vipers started as a bit and like when

they first came out i was like okay these are pretty funny like it's fun to wear these great marketing a bachelor party or like to a pool party or something a place where you're not you know you can get away with wearing like loud ass shit but now people are wearing them like for real and like they the it's no longer bit and i hate it if you go down to any pony ball mustang ball high school ball all the ball players baseball players are playing are wearing those like you know that you know the guy that has turned his life into a bit because he wants to be like the fun the fun one yeah right here example you see guy i see i've seen guys on the golf course who will show up wearing like cut off jean jacket they'll have a mullet maybe like matching you know

cut-off jean shorts and like they're just they're just their life has become a bit and they think they're really funny and they're just fucking not that's pit right this is hitting a little close to home that's no no no it's it's the it's the kenny powers of vacation of of america like you have to have the one guy on the on the uh bachelor party that's like oh i gas beers and chuck nux i'm all out of beers or something like that my bachelor party which is famously in new orleans uh we a number of us bought pit vipers just a long time ago and we rocked them but we were early we were very early it was still uh still like a novelty no show socks is on the list okay i'm literally wearing them right now that's a gen z thing gen z's gen zers they like they like the uh

tube socks when men go to target when men go to target what's wrong with going to target as a man i've been to target a number of times in the last month you You were saying you're the target sometimes just to go. Adjusting their balls in public. Look. It's a good scene. If you don't have balls, you don't know what it's like

to carry those things around. You shouldn't, I will say, you shouldn't adjust them. Maybe, it's hard not to. You know what, the guys,

okay. Uh-oh, there's one here that Randy is not going to want me to read out loud. Can I just say something about college guys' balls?

Please. I mean, this could go anywhere something about college guys' balls? Please. I mean, this could go anywhere. Are college guys really adjusting their balls that much? They're not like old guys with big, saggy balls. You really got to adjust them that much? I feel like I've just been adjusting since... Yeah. Since I had balls, I've been adjusting.

Puberty, really. It's a necessity to adjust. Maybe you're blessed with like a a wide hip situation or or the skinny legs but man randy cover your ears ordering a fruity drink oh it was on the list go ahead randy forms yours yeah uh fruity drinks are the new wave. Everyone wants them, and this girl can fuck off. Wow. Randy at Applebee's the other weekend.

Respectfully. Ordered a drink that he said, quote, was too sweet. Actually, both of them were too sweet. The $4 margaritas were way too sweet. What did you order a red lobster? It's crazy how that happens. Lobster Rita? Lobster Rita.

I think I went with the lobster punch, actually. I didn't get the lobster Rita. With real lobster in it. Randy will order a signature drink on you. That's kind of his thing. Some of these are just not fair. When they pull out their wallet. Like when they have to-

How else are you going to pay? When they have to make a transaction. There's like Apple Pay everywhere. Yeah. What is that? That's not fair at all. This one doesn't seem- Being as white as a slice of bread.

I don't know. What am I- That's a direct shot at you that's literally i mean yeah you're literally pale listening to men sing karaoke that i get that sure listening to men sing in general flip-flops and slides under the age of 20 as if they're okay after you hit 20 okay the way they turn like they describe this literally just their bare butts okay sometimes you sometimes you gotta just their buttocks uh the this probably should be in quotes but it says the dye weather is immaculate does that mean beer dye it's beer dye yeah okay we should play a beer dye when we have a meet up in your backyard next week i'm going to start using that the dye weather is immaculate that means let's get the table out let's get the dye out

we still have never played it but i we might at some point we're literally doing the meet up in your backyard that's true all right this is a funny one sitting at a bar stool and their legs are dangling freely is that like a short king attack this happened we were at carve recently yeah we're the we're sitting against the wall those high top seats oh yeah and there was no foot pedestal thing and so we were just we were a little kid dangling it was kind of embarrassing it was annoying i will give them they do a lot of things well over there at the carve that's that's an annoying one dylan a couple of these on page two hit fairly close to home for you i assume slow

type slow typers and then when you walk in a man's room and there's lotion on a man's side table. That's not me, David. Well, you have very dry skin. Do you not? Your elbow. Look at your elbow. Grown man crying outside of a party bus. Oh, these are two different ones.

And then a man confessing his feelings to me. Okay. Being vulnerable. Oh, my God. confessing his feelings to me okay well being vulnerable oh my god how just just just keep it to yourself fellas grown man crying is that like like will the crying will pick this is about a very specific incident i guarantee there's one guy and that guy he's probably like a five delta or something at uga and he saw this and was like, yeah, that was me. They're talking about me. I was the one crying outside the party bus.

Okay. I'm not, I'm not reading the comments because people are adding onto this list. Obviously one girl said driving with two hands on the wheel. And I get that. 10 and two. Oh, sorry for being safe. No, if you drive it like this, that's dog. I got the egg. It sounds like, it sounds like if you were it like this that's dog i got the ick it sounds like it sounds

like if you were to take all of the um if you were to find a guy the perfect guy based it was like the anti antithesis to this ick list he would be the worst person ever would he not he would he would not express his emotions he would drive like a dickhead yeah he would never show his bare buttocks ever they have uh peeing at the urinal with the with your pants at your ankles no that's a good bit i mean that's no one does that like no one does that like for real it's always a joke yeah it's called it's a little boy pee it and it still plays it will never not be funny have you seen uh someone it's usually an older gentleman at the urinal who will go uh under like through the pant leg the short pant leg what yeah you've never seen that such a lazy move oh dude it's like and they have they have to ride up oh yeah dude they'll

do it it's funny yeah you gotta have some length though i've never yeah you couldn't never i don't think about your penis size you You might need some Andrew shorts. I think Randy does this. I do it every so often. If you have short enough shorts, like especially- You go like unleg? Dude, imagine- He pulls through.

Especially in track when we had the short shorts and stuff, it was a lot easier to just go under than take that waistband down. The waistband puts too much pressure on the urethra. Imagine having to unzip a zipper. You don't do it in like a bar bathroom do you because someone will snipe you with a with the camera and you'll get what the fuck if it's a waste yeah honestly yeah if i saw somebody doing that i would think there was like a catheter situation like i would think there's something wrong and that's

just kind of how they do it it seems more trouble almost yeah i mean if anything remember the botchers that you had the like the hole that you could just go through yeah that's one thing i never really used the hole for that though i didn't i didn't either all right this one is also directed at someone specifically screaming on a roller coaster now we don't know the the temperature or the climate that day or where this took place we don't know what the perfect temperature is for roller coaster. Brett, do you have any takes on that?

It's 59 degrees. 59 degrees. Still don't get that, but it seems too chilly. Very niche, very niche. When they are on their knees on the bed when doing anything sexual, why is that icky? I mean, one very popular sex position requires... requires yeah and i feel like you're not really looking at that yeah well i guess maybe you could you look back at it nice sorry that was kind of

i didn't mean to hit you that hard huh man freestyling when they get high? Come on. Who among us? They must have hated high school. Because high school, I mean, that was... You got high in high school, you were freestyling. Someone in the comments said running up the stairs. You know what? Sometimes that's easier on the knees. Really? I'm just going to say it.

You want to get it over with? Yeah. Knees over toes, by the the way in case you're wondering ooh dangly cross earrings someone said those are popular well barry people were barry bonds would like a word and so would all the high schoolers that go to our gym high schoolers that go to your gym wear cross dangly earrings yeah they all have tattoos they do they look very cool what the fuck does david in a tattoo Don't talk about it, Dave. Don't make this about me. Don't be about it.

Don't make this about me. No, Matty B has a tattoo on his thigh now. You don't. Hearing a man say oopsie, who in this room right now is most likely to say oopsie and why is it our producer? Running across a crosswalk. I kind of get this one. What?

So you're just being safe? Yeah. You're trying to mitigate risk? You know that like, oh, I only have three seconds. I'm only halfway across, and the thing's counting down here at three seconds. You got to hit a little jog. That's kind of icky. I get it.

Fast walking in general. That's a personal one. Gives you the ick? No, but I could see me doing it giving someone the ick because I fast walk in the parking lots because I feel like I'm a burden. Even though passengers do have their right of way, if I'm walking by a car that's waiting on me, I'll pick it up a little bit. I don't want to be a jerk.

It's just courteous. Courtesy. Yeah. Courtesy in general. They put when you can't open the door. Okay. Put that on there twice. One struggling to open a door to when they can't open the door.

Just straight up can't do it. What? I mean, who is like, it it's too heavy? Or, like, push-pull situation? Be careful on that Matzo Rancho door, by the way. Well, because you're likely to smoke somebody? Oh, that's trouble. That's a heavier door. You see many a man walk up thinking they can just fling that open

and hold it for the fam. Pop your shoulder out there. And, like, next thing you know, like, labrum's gone, rotator cuff. You also got to be careful opening that door for people because a herd will go through and you'll be there for 10 minutes dude i'm the king of that i'm the king of getting stuck and holding the door for like multiple families and they're just taking your place in the in the name line i like i hold it so i let alissa and roads go through i'm holding it then like some some guy and his like girlfriend

and he kind of gives me a look like what are you doing i don't know dude be do you want me to be rude and just like let it shut on your lady what are you supposed to do i don't know dave but they're taking your spot that's for sure he just got door cucked it was nice of them to cross out whichever young man's name is on this list because he would have gotten smoked smoked. Yeah. They blurted out. He's probably the guy who cried outside of the party bus. Same guy. Yeah. Yeah. He also probably wears socks when he has sex, which is also on this list. He found out he didn't get into the business school

and he was just crying about it. Hearing men say the word bubbles. Bubbles. Sometimes you have to say bubbles. Say it. Do it again. Look into the camera and say it. I don't want to. Bubbles. I don't Do it again. Look into the camera and say it. I don't want to. Bubbles. I don't give anybody the ick. Specifically like Georgia sorority girls?

Specifically. Shout out to SEC sorority girls. Just kidding. Go Rebs. Anything else on the ick list? Anything you'd like to add? No, I might make my own. I think we all give the ick if these things all apply.

Have the gentlemen of uga issued a rebuttal oh yeah what are some what are some female icks dave that i just feel like you you're gonna get canceled yeah that's true i saw a double standard here dave go ahead brett let's issue your personal one right now look at the camera i'll give you one ick. Okay. Messy cars. Ooh. If your car is like, you know. Have you been in my car lately? No, but you know how some girls have like a very, very messy car?

Yeah. Kid exemption though. Kid and dollar exemption. Oh, well, kid exemption, yeah. But do you have like a Honda Civic with a bunch of crap in the back? Like clothes? No. Fast food wrappers?

Gives me the ick, Dave. Dylan, middle parts. Stop saying that, man. I'm going to get roasted. Oh, man. I got some that I'm just going to keep to myself. Keep it holstered. We'll talk off air.

Maybe you'll go live this weekend and you'll issue your personal ICLSS. Or maybe we'll build a website and you can put your personal ICLSS. Brett, where would this company be without our good friends at Squarespace? Well, we wouldn't have a website, Dave. You wouldn't be able to go to watchmedia.com. So nowhere, really. Squarespace is the all-in-one platform for building your brand and growing your business online. Stand out with a beautiful website, engage your audience, and sell anything, your products, content you create, and even your time.

If some dummies like us can create a website using your platform, it's probably a pretty easy platform to use, I would say. Follow me? Very much so. I think you and I both fall into the technological dummies category category and we have both had plenty of success with squarespace dylan likes to say a lot of the times it's something he's trying to do tech wise doesn't work i've never heard him say that about squarespace no brett what's your favorite thing about it uh when you when you're on and uh maybe you maybe write a blog or something like that dave and see where the traffic's coming in from. You can see the pings on the map.

It's addicting, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can see, I mean, it'll show you, oh, we're selling T-shirts in Atlanta, wherever. Sure. I mean, it really does it all, Dave. It does it all.

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We love Squarespace. We think you're going to love it. Squarespace.com slash Steam. Use code STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. May I introduce the next? Yes. It'd be weird if you didn't Elizabeth Holmes but now you can call me Liz I'm Liz Holmes now Liz Holmes well you know she lost the voice she no longer does the voice that's that's yeah you can go on now yeah there you go now you keep you're welcome keep going

just do the entire story in that voice elizabeth holmes is now liz holmes and her voice is uh back to normal she was faking it this whole time i don't know what's going on it's a rebrand a rebrand she's rebranded she has as she's been convicted of uh defrauding investors but we don't look for a. For a lot of money. She's a fraud. She's appealing. She's a fraud. And you know what?

She's trying to show, hey, I'm kind of like over the whole defrauding thing. Yeah, I got convicted. I lost the deep voice, which, okay, that didn't bother me. Her husband now makes fun of the deep voice. If you had read the- They have fun. They're so cute together. Yeah.

They have kids. She's a mom. I'm a mom now. Fair news. You can at least empathize with her a little bit, right? Being a mother? I can't for that. But she said she did the voice because she wanted to be taken seriously in the boardroom.

Hey, it's a man's world, Dylan. She stinks, man. Who sang that song? Go, guess right now. It's a man's world? Yeah. Green Day? Nope, Mark Chestnut.

No, it wasn't either of them. I don't even know the song. So the New York Times did this write-up on the new Elizabeth Holmes, Liz Holmes, as she's going by. And they got absolutely flamed. I read it. I didn't think it was – I mean, yeah, it is – they're not necessarily – the author wasn't completely flattering to her. But she did defraud a number – not only did she defraud investors, the people she defrauded were some of the most powerful um people in the world

so people are angry because they're humanizing someone who defrauded investors my god that's fair game absolutely you're a fraud you took people for their money like no i'm saying they that that's why they're mad because they humanized her i know painting her in a positive i know i'm saying they the the author of article the article was that that was rightly a fair thing to do to roast the author no no to roast liz holmes i'm siding with the author no that's that's the backlash is that they the author they're saying that she did humanize her so it's like not oh i see okay okay yeah i was totally confused there yeah anyway anyway she stinks i why yeah the new york times piece i read it's 5 000 words uh the author does a good job of

of not you know s and r d too much but it's still like what are we doing why does why does liz holmes need a rebrand piece in the new york times i don't know maybe her maybe she's she's going to jail for like 11 years so she's doing 11. she's well she's going to get popped down to like what four she's doing a dime plus one probably she'll be out in five i would say five yeah yeah how do you i mean she she appealed on like the literally the last day because that extends obviously your your freedom so long was rod blagojevich locked up because he came out and rb yeah the bloggo i feel like he came out and he's yeah who's that you remember bloggo uh noted a chicago politician yeah who was kind of just corrupt scumbag.

Just blatantly, like, wasn't even hiding it. No. Just blatantly being like, give me money and I'll help you out. Like, kind of like an early, I would say Trump, but not necessarily like, doesn't have like the entertainment background, but like would just, he would tell it like he felt. He had a no governor, if you will. Okay. So to speak. entertainment background, but like would just, he would tell it like, uh, like he felt he would, he had a no governor, if you will. Okay. So to speak, this transitions right well into George Santos, the Sant man who has flown directly into the sun. What's this guy doing? Well, he's been indicted, Dylan.

Give me the charges, Dave. Where do I begin? 13 charges. Seven counts of wire fraud, three counts of money laundering, one count of theft of public funds, and two counts of making materially false statements to the House of Representatives. This has been a long time coming. We've been following the Santos story for a minute.

He's another guy who, like, preposterous, like how the grift went on this long. He lied about a number of things in his past. That were, like, really easy to look up and verify. Banks, where he went to school, where he went to prep school, banks he worked at um athletic career athletic career um having family members in the holocaust i believe was one he went to that well too uh was there like uh was it the pulse nightclub shooting where

he like said he had he knew people that i yeah just a lot of things that you just didn't have to lie about and he did and um yeah and now he's been popped on um 13 count indictment uh taking taking campaign funds and buying luxury clothes to meet your paying off credit cards former employer recently uh interview santos they did uh i haven't watched it as i don't really want to platform this scumbag uh but you know i i think it's one of those things where politicians have a history of maybe uh just lying and and taking money and bribes etc etc with under the idea that nothing could happen to them because more often than not it seems not to so nice see. It's nice to see someone get caught. Get popped.

Yeah. Yeah, this guy stinks. Sacrificial lamb, so to speak. I got some news. The charges do not, from a legal standpoint, affect Santos' status as a member of Congress. Which seems like let's maybe put something in somewhere. I don't know that if you're,

maybe like more than three counts of anything, you should probably, you're suspended maybe. It's like you're not like more than three counts of anything you should probably you're suspended maybe maybe you're not a big 14th amendment guy you know innocent until proven guilty i get that so let's uh let's suspend you not necessarily boot you under the formal rules for the u.s house according to a congressional research service report all as indicted an indicted member may continue to participate in congressional proceedings and considerations. Considerations, Dylan. Yeah.

The political climate of this country has just got me just exhausted. Hey, man. It's not the regular climate. I hate that it's getting hot out, man. Let's give you the forum. Go ahead, man. No, I don't want to. Let them have it.

I don't want to. I don't want to. Do you want to be around anymore? Sort of no i don't know let him have it i don't want to i don't want to do you want to be around anymore sort of i don't know people like this just make me lose faith in a the system wait brett does this does this kind of bother you i'm seeing that he uh he lied about owning real estate he said he owned more than like a dozen properties and he didn't own any as a real estate owner yourself, out around Pecos White. I mean, you guys are also real estate owners, so I don't know why I'm specifically. Well, you own more than us combined.

You have more land than we do. Yeah. I mean, acreage wise. Yeah. But I think it's one of the, I don't, there's no home. He's kind of stealing your valor. Dave's got land out South Austin way. He does. Don't dox me. It's kind of a big area. Dave's got land out South Austin way. He does.

Don't dox me. It's kind of a big area. No one's going to show up at your doorstep. Fuck. You have land up North Austin way. I mean, it's just kind of like. Got land Austin way. Got land West Austin way.

He lied. I'm just looking at a number of the George Santos lies, and some of them are unbelievable. He said he ran a charity. I think he was accused of possibly defrauding people, and it had to do with shelter dogs. Wasn't there like a service dog? It's all fucked, man.

When you lie about dogs, what are you doing? Yeah, dogs, bruh. It's just compulsive, and he has to lie to create more lies and get out of lies it's he uses campaign funds to buy uh new like new johns luxury clothing luxury johns he's gonna pull up to that retail therapy thing and just be like dude love what you guys are doing it's like yeah but look at the drip you know he's gonna be like barrett man rate my fit come on dude be honest be honest you paid for it now barrett i i'm gonna firmly say barrett did not donate to uh this man's uh campaign yeah we don't think anyway

hey before we give brett the form see robert nero's still fucking yes 79 year old oscar winner revealed that he is welcome to seventh baby 79 seven kids still uh still able to procreate who's the the mommy i believe she is a martial arts instructor in her 40s i don't know i've not looked her up it. It would be a real shame if Randy did that right now and potentially found that IG. Not that we want to make any judgments, but we're just curious. We're newsmen here. Got to think she's younger than him?

Yes. That much I can tell you. I think she's like 45 or 46. Carried a child? She's probably your age, mid-40s or something. No, that's not my age. Had to do it to him. I'm in my 30s now.

You know I had to. At first, you know, you kind of feel for the kid obviously because it doesn't seem like he'll be around for a long time. But then his net worth is $500 million. Maybe he'll be around for a good time though. Yeah, you know. Sure. That's a good point day yeah you got it yeah you got to think that like this kid will have some it'll be taken care of yeah

but it'll be trusts involved he's got a massive vasectomy button doesn't he and how much medication are you on unless you want it to have this you're 79 okay you gotta have the meds to get it up you're probably not getting it up on your own very often just making judgments we're not we're not ageist here but we're just being real did you know he uh co-founded nobu i did not what the high-end sushi restaurant and hotel chain very familiar uh dude they have really good spinach salad at the one that's what they're known for yeah they do when people walk out of there, they're like, dude, I cannot believe that spinach salad, babe. You tried it though, didn't you?

Well, it was good. It was fucking good. It was good. It wasn't my talking point. It was fucking good. But it was good. You were right about that much. I did not know that about him.

It's very interesting. Very cool. He's done well. Yeah. Didn't know he was still fucking Dave. Good for him, man man on the fucking part brett on this podcast monday there was a segment done about a trip you took with will to freeze and with baron dudley sure and uh it was to the kentucky derby and a member of this show who happens to be seated next to you was being critical of Fitz,

specifically yours. And I was like, you know what? Brett should be in here to defend himself. And I just want to just create a little tension and just kind of- Did you hear what I said? Get past it in its entirety? I did. I listened to the whole thing. Okay. A couple of things to point out. I was very complimentary.

You were. You said waist up. Waist up, pound for for pound i thought you were up there with anyone and i mean anyone thank you the bolo tie something you don't see at the kentucky derby you took a you took a chance and i thought it paid off you put it together very well thank you the coat was very sharp appreciate that an excellent hair day you looked hot about the downstairs i even said you looked hot you did no sunglasses were on point thank you i didn't i didn't love it from the waist down and so the the pants there's one photo that was posted that i reposted to my story of the outfit the angle gets weird it's it's a 0.5 zoom and they're so they

look more tapered than they were okay you know You know these pants. They're actually, you're wearing them. I wore them on Saturday. I shared that. I love the pants. I don't know if I would have worn the pants with that fit. That's fine. It took another chance. Probably we'll just go back to more traditional suit pants next time.

But the one complaint I have is with the shoes. They were, in fact fact brand new shoes really yes they were brand like like bought them thursday wore them for the weekend dylan said i needed to shine my shoes they looked do you have some similar shoes yeah okay the ones the ones that do need to be shined okay i confuse them with the ones i've seen you wear that looks very similar yes they are very similar okay so that you know that look very similar. Yes, they are very similar. Okay, so you know what? That's my bad. If they were new shoes, I did not know that.

I thought they were your old ones. They appeared a bit scuffed, like around the toe. Toe way? Oh, toe way. That's the location they were scuffed. And so I was like, okay, I don't know if Brett should have worn those old shoes, but that'll shine. That'll polish.

Yeah. That's on me. All right. I'm going to have to walk back a little bit of what I said. I'll give you one point for your pants tape. You looked very fuckable. Thank you. I appreciate that.

He did. And from what I was told, there were some women that took notice. Well, we just had a good time. We had a good time. People were coming up to us. One of them wanted to eat you uh geez summer house yeah in a relationship okay i'm not saying he returned the no he is hella edible he look look at this fucker look at him he's like a she wanted to eat you up it was we just he's like a scone i'm a scone i don't know what that means Why am I a scone?

You could have passed for an actual famous person You had famous guy vibes to you on that day Randy said you're like Wonder Bread Yeah, well I mean it was cool We had more access than we could have dreamed of Shout out to the girls at Lemonade PR Who made this happen

Shout out to Churchill Downs Who gave us a tour of the whole situation um i have one i have one fit question about the derby do people does anyone rock boots and did you ever consider rocking your boots because you are a boot guy like with the fur or without the fur no either you know dave they it's very warm i understand that people might i didn't see much of it it's more you're more wearing low lower rise shoes yeah derby doesn't scream no booted suited and booted more cowboy hats than i expected i will say that but it didn't appear that boots were involved in the outfit i'm sure some people did

i would not call it a popular when you hit him with the bolo yeah were you leaning into the like west texas landowner vibe no i i wasn't i just didn't pick this way i didn't want to go traditional i just wanted to do something a little off the beaten path normally with that outfit i would just open it up top button down and no tie because if someone was like hey that's a nice bolo tie like well yeah i i own i own land in west texas the bolo tie actually says banff on it so it's a a nice bolo tie like well yeah i i own i own land in west texas the bolo tie actually says banff on it so it's a canadian bolo tie you want to hear uh you want to hear something crazy you take bolo and you switch the b and the l you get lobo lobo the far west texas ghost town which is up for sale it could be yours for a hundred thousand dollars

brett what do you think i'm kind of tapped out on what do you think land funds right now if we want to talk to our guys over at state bank and trust and see if we can figure something out you're tapped out until that solar farm starts churning out energy and yeah dude you're right you get that mailbox money here in about 20 years um that's that's kind of the idea with it, too. A group of friends from Germany bought this town just for fun. It started using it back two decades ago. Used it for arts events and experimental film festivals. And now they're looking for a buyer. They're trying to unload it now. They're trying to unload it. Let's see where we're at. We're at Van Horn. I mean, it is out.

Is that out around Marfleway? horn i mean it is it is out is that out around marfa way i mean it's out fort davis mcdonald observatory way okay so south of van horn oh man it is i mean it it is much further than even my land is like way out there almost a sierra blanca dave they're not in it for the money by the way they're looking for somebody who's a good fit to buy this land it could be you man could be you i just don't think i'm the right fit uh given that i don't have i don't have a helicopter is it sunny out there it's super sunny i bet you i mean well you can you imagine though if i go to them with a proposal

just to put solar all over their land they're just like no dude this is supposed to be like an arts and crafts that's when you lie to them like yeah dude i'm gonna put up a climate change and stuff solar the grid i mean they'd probably throwing out buzzwords you could put on appreciate what i was trying to do but i i don't think they would think i'm the right fit just get those air rights they probably want like a an actor or something like owen wilson to come in and buy the land and be like i just want want to move on to a new studio. Yeah. I'm reading solar panel books. I did listen to the episode on Monday.

Will kind of glossed over the weekend. It was quick. Fill in the blank spaces, man. I don't think I want to without the freeze here. He had his shot. We're not going to talk about it Monday or anything. To do a little promo, I think he is going to be talking about it on Retail Therapy a lot more if you want to hear about it. So go over and listen to it.

Wow, listen to this guy producing. Fuck yeah, Randy. That's called Cross Promo. That's a Randy initiative. 2023. Brett, if you want to use your time in this weekend and fun presented by Muggsy, I'll allow it. But I got to move on

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How about that? Muggsy's is a nice store downtown. We had a meet up there one time. Grand opening. Yeah. It was a good time. Great time. Brett. Hey. What are your plans? Well, this weekend, keeping it low key, Dave, because I've had a couple weekends in a row of high key. We're going to go low key this weekend, keeping it low-key, Dave, because I've had a couple weekends in a row of high-key. We're going to go low-key this weekend. Really don't have much planned. We'll probably end up at Carve. We'll probably end up at a restaurant somewhere.

Other than Carve, maybe Ski Shores again. That's become sort of a Sunday tradition over here in my household. Great time. Next weekend, doing the PGA Championship. This past weekend was Derby. I just kind of need a break. Need a buffer. Need a low key. I might do some yoga. That sounds great. Some hot yoga. Might maybe work on myself a little bit. Spring cleaning. You need some you time. I need some me time. I need some clean you know, clean off the patio perhaps. Drop a bunch of clothes off at a Goodwill.

Donate some stuff. I'm doing, I'm going to get to choring this week. You're not going to find any of this stuff on an Ick list. I'll tell you that right now. No, you know. Although, you know what? Maybe you will because the bettering yourself thing, it doesn't sound like that the UGA sorority ladies were big fans of self-help and betterment. Not bad boy enough.

Maybe I'll play some beer dice somewhere. Okay, now we're getting there. There we go. Don't chase any beer pong balls. That's all I'm going to say. That's why you play beer dice, Dave. That's right. Dylan.

It's low-key the weekend of Dylan. Wow. If I'm being honest with you. The weekend starts Friday. I don't have parks all weekend uh sadly but i will see him friday and saturday friday i'm volunteering at his field day at school so i'm gonna see all his little little punk classmates roll through i'm working the tug of war station at field day i'm pretty excited about it man that's fitting

for you love to see parks in his in his element with his buddies and do his thing and it's a good time man he's got a good group of friends and i'm excited to do that did you ever compete in the tug of war of course i did were you the anchor probably do they give out participation ribbons at field day i don't know i'm gonna find i'm gonna find out friday you should complain if everybody gets one that was my first uh foray into the woke universe was my field day growing up dave we all got participation ribbons along with all my others like first place ones that's on my personal ick list yeah what are you doing saturday saturday he has a soccer game he being my son there's a soccer game trying to it's last game of the season, and they have yet to pick up that dub. So I'm hoping they get the dub.

I am too. I can stop feeling terrible every time I hear about their soccer games. Parks got his dad's competitiveness, unfortunately, for him. That made the Ick list. Sorry. I know. Does not like losing. Just doesn't love it.

And he doesn't like to shake hands with the opponents after they lose. Oh, come on. And I'm trying to, like, dude, you still got to do it, man. You got to be a good sport. He doesn't like to lose. So I'm really hoping they win their last game. But the kid plays so hard. I'm proud of him.

He goes all out. Hey. He gets turf stains, and he's sweating, and gets roughed up. I love it, man. You're in about four nights, four or five nights, when the Stars eliminate the Kraken. I want you to tune in to the last few minutes of that game and let them see the handshake line at the end.

Say, look, this is why it's important. See these guys? Might just show them the Golden Knights one when they take care of the oil men. Big game tonight, Dylan. Big game tonight. They're going to pull away. They're going to really skate, aren't they? They're going to pull away, Dave.

With their skating abilities. But here's the thing about my weekend that I haven't told you guys yet. I'm available. I want to do something. I want to step out. I want to drink a Mexican martini, maybe some cho's, poncho style. I want to do something. I want to step out i'm available

bang my line okay dave bang my shit sure for sure man was is there any golf like vibes at all like weathers is too up it's very unpredictable hey brett uh weird what don't you understand about bang my fucking line i literally am asking you if you want to potentially golf brett it's it's straight up moist outside yeah man what this weather is just crazy got that dry line hanging around i'm sick of it the weather saying it's gonna rain and then it's not raining what's that shit yesterday was a bus it feels like rain it looks like rain it smells like rain but there's no rain it is for like a week straight where i live in far northeast austin where i live we didn't get much hey randy loved that one dude

what's so funny it's because dave's his favors he laughs at all this shit anyway they're just sitting there looking at the radar all right my weekend it's gonna be low-key i got nothing major on the sketch so i'm kind of i'm brett's having a buffer weekend between his trips i'm having multiple buffer weekends before Memorial Day weekend when I make my triumphant return to Dallas, Texas. So you're not going to bang my line? No, I still might. Will's going to Dallas too.

Is there something I'm not invited to? No, I don't think we're, I don't know what he, I don't even know he's going there. That's how much he tells me. Okay. But I'll be up there Memorial Day weekend. I'm trying to get to that Dallas Zoo, maybe the Fort Worth zoo you do what are you doing uh you're doing mother's day on sunday day yeah i um i got something planned yeah uh definitely planned already right um it's gonna

be phenomenal and it'll be the opposite of ick nice brett thank you for filling in thank you for having me this is uh this is always a good time. Where can we find you on other podcasts? Yeah, hit me up on the Mail-In Podcast, formerly of Dylan's creation, and the Cold Stove Podcast. Also hit me on Twitter and Instagram, at Schmerriman,

where you can see my Kentucky Derby outfit, among other photos from this past weekend. I had fun doing the Cold Stove podcast last week. I didn't realize, I didn't tell you this, I didn't know I was going to stick around for the whole show. So when you guys started really getting in the weeds on the other series, I was scrambling. I was like, fuck.

Dude, I think you did great. You couldn't tell that you were scrambling. Yeah. One thing I didn't realize is when you can't watch your baseball team or your hockey team, it doesn't really affect your knowledge of your team. What it affects is your knowledge of the rest of the league. Yeah. And, yeah, that's where I was like, oh, I don't know.

I don't know all these names. Oof. Dylan, where can we find you? Yeah. Holler at me on the Grom and Twitter. Same handle, at DShivery. That's four E's, non-consecutive, C-H-E-V-E-R-E-R-E. No longer verified.

And I'm Dave. Not verified. At D Carter Ruff on Twitter. At DC Ruff on Instagram where I famously dropped a reel. Did you see the reel I dropped last night? I did. I haven't really.

Yeah, can you take us through that before we head out of here? You got a suggested reel. Instagram will say, you should post these photos as a reel. Sure. And it'll give you even like a song. And I was like,

you know, I'm gonna see what photos. I like looking at old photos. Nost as a reel. Sure. And it'll give you even like a song. And I was like, you know, I'm going to see what photos. I like looking at old photos. Nostalgia. Yeah. Sucker for it. And I was just looking. And one was from the South Congress Hotel. And the rest were from Micah's bachelor party in New Orleans.

That's good stuff. And I think Will took every one of those photos, which means they were all fire. Sure. And they had the right music. a little 21 Savage, 21. Damn. So Dave just dropped like a Tuesday, like a thirst trap almost. I just did a photo. It's basically a photo dump of music is what I did.

And my first reel, and it's doing okay. At DC Rough on the ground. Good for you, man. I feel great. Hey, thanks for tuning in. We will see you listener voicemails dropping tomorrow, not Friday, Randy. Surprised you didn't know that. Bye. Outro Music