Circling Back - Amazon Tribe Recommended Tabs

Episode Date: June 5, 2024

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All right, we're back circling back podcast a wet day in Austin, Texas, surprisingly wet. A wet day in Austin, Texas. Surprisingly wet. My name's Will DeFreeze. The moist maker, David Ruff. Davey Damp is what they were calling me. Really? He who is soaked.

The soaked one. It's me. My name's Dave, like Will said. It's very wet out. I think we're done with it for the day. I have to say, to all of the local weather people, weather men, weather women, y'all got to be in hell right now. These forecasts have been tough. They don't know what to do.

It's a weird weather pattern. They don't do anything anyway. It was yesterday the muggiest day in the history of Texas weather. It was downright. I don't know. It was a bit muggy. Swampy. It was a bit muggy.

There was mugging down on the trinkets. Hello. A bit full of trinkets, Don. I was talking about humidity, but yeah. He's acting a bit muggy. She's just a bit sloppy. I think I have the ick. If y'all didn't realize.

He got the ick, eh? Love Island UK started a couple of days ago. And I think Will's probably two episodes in. Yeah, how far are y'all? Because I am going to do this. I'm too deep. Okay. I fell asleep for about the last third of last night's episode,

but woke up to see what happened. I will not be going back to rewatch, as I don't think the first couple episodes are usually just kind of setting the table you're not gonna deal on it how would you uh define muggy in that context by the way like what does it what does it actually mean like shady shady yeah it doesn't really care about like your interests i guess but then they say they say like mugged off he thinks i'm a mug or something. I think I take that as – again, I don't really know, but I take that as – Like a mark for a mugging? Like, yeah, like that you think you can treat me like that.

Like if you're a mug, you're someone who willingly gets treated like that and doesn't do anything about it. I feel like a mug is kind of how we use cock. We don't typically use cock in the actual – Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? It's kind of a generic – Like use a cock. Like – I think shady is probably the best way to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? It's kind of a generic. Like use a cuck. Like, I think shady is probably the best way to say.

Yeah. Shady, huh? Or like moving like snakes. I need to get back in that show. What do you want your wet nickname to be? Ooh. Dylan Slippery. Slippery.

Yeah, Dylan Slippery. Okay. Yeah. Great mind. There it is. Or are you going to go are you gonna go slippery d i was gonna say slippery something i don't know slippery d maybe dylan slippery is pretty good fuck dylan slippery i got it yeah can i be swamp day you can be swamped like that okay yeah what's randy just wet randy randy do you want to talk about what happened today no i started driving to work today and i was like, man, it's getting dark out. Like I haven't checked the forecast. I haven't checked the radar, the Doppler.

Suddenly it just starts absolutely pissing on your boy. Had to sprint in with my laptop covered up from my car. About 10 minutes later, we see this little fluorescent figure biking down the road. Randy Trimbaki biking into work during a torrential downpour. It wasn't a downpour. It absolutely wasn't. It was a downpour.

It was pissing out there. You were sobbing. It was not. Did you not see how wet you were when you came in? Yeah, because I was out there for 30 minutes. At no point would I consider, I would consider it as drizzling the whole time I was out there.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What are you talking about? I was out there. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. What are you talking about? I was out there. Oh, what are you talking about? Like we can't see the rain when we're inside a building? I was out there experiencing it. Don't question our respect for rainfall, dude. Respect rain.

The Lifetime parking lot, people were, you know the little entry area? Just people waiting, trying to wait it out. But it was only drizzling. Somebody got a pump in this morning. He's trying to tell us oh look at that he clearly did arms today that's all i can do no it was actually kind of a recovery day for me you know by the way i just sent a dm to sam taylor the metal ranchos girl asked her to be on the show. Oh, okay. What are we going to talk about? Mattel Ranchos. Yeah, we're definitely going to talk about Mattel Ranchos.

She's on our soundboard now. Does she know what would happen to her? We're trying to blow her up. She wouldn't last five minutes in the asylum I was raised in if she tried to drink one single Mexican martini. If she was getting put down by one and a half skinny marks. I think she's got a big following.

She's got like 120,000 followers. Oh yeah, she'll flex all over. What's your point? We don't need to blow her up. I think she's kind of blown up. It's called cross promo. We can help her, she can help us. I'm so tired of Dorn's ass.

Thinking that we need to be the ones to put a pedestal under these queens. I want to talk Matt O'Rancho. You're not a kingmaker or a queenmaker, my friend. All right, get her on the show. I do want to talk to her. She might have more followers on Instagram, but we have more listeners. Do you know that?

We have the local Austin contingent that is going to really propel her into local Matt O'Rancho's. She's a viral influencer. Not her podcast yet, though. She's viral. It's still ground floor. Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos.

Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos. You going to invite her to Mattel Ranchos Friday? I would do a live pod at Mattel Ranchos with her. For sure. Why not? Do you think she knows that we've been on the wall that's a good question at maddow ranchos we were on the wall we was out there on the wall

we was there fuck yeah dude call us lebron james we need to get back to that wall he produced the wall he did sure did i need to bring that back do you guys ever get addicted to any of those like nbc game shows that are on past 8 p.m like i got pretty in a deal or no deal at one point i don't know i didn't fuck with that shit i think i did weakest link you are the weakest link goodbye i think my mom could absolutely crush that for a halloween costume i watched a little bit of who wants to be a Millionaire? Yeah, everyone watched that, dude. It's like the most popular show in the world. Are you talking about Regis?

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Was it Regis? Yeah, it was Regis. Of course. Was it the biggest flex of all time for the first dude to win a million dollars? That he phoned a friend and called his dad to let him know he was winning a million dollars?

It's one of the coolest things I've ever seen. When the producers saw that, they had to have been just torqued up. Like, oh my God, he just gave us the best television of all time. I don't need your help. Just going to point out, after taxes though, come on.

At that time, David, it was the biggest sum of money ever given out on a reality television show. They want to take your money. They don't want you to keep it, Dylan. Gangster that he did that. It's hilarious on Love Island when Maya Jameis says and the winning couple gets

50,000 pounds and everyone's like yeah and it's like guys it's not going to move the needle for both of you they've probably already pounded 50,000 times based on the UK numbers that they're putting up on previous shows they're doing it fantasy suites

what was the guy we liked so much from the one of the earlier seasons he was like uh he's making fun of someone because he don't he only slept with like 40 something people or whatever it's called a prude or something yeah like oh my god what do you oh yeah they put up triple didge like all the time and don't think anything of it they're like 22 years old it's like one season they were way too quick to toss out big numbers. Yeah. It was like – Big numbers. That's a scenario where it's like you're telling your doctor how many beers you had over the weekend. You've got to scale that back hugely.

What are you drinking? What is it? One to three, three to ten, ten to fifteen, fifteen or above a week. And you're like – I'm putting them – Doc, I'm putting them back. Depends on if the boys are in town. And you're like, I'm putting them, Doc, I'm putting them back. Depends on if the boys are in town.

But they're light beers. Mick Alter, you can drink 12. Yeah. When I told him I drank 24 in one weekend, he looked disgusted at me. I was like, well, they were light beers.

Like, it's not like I'm doing 24 martinis. It was on Saturday. Come on, Miller Lights. Like, yeah, what is it?

Like, they're Vortex bottles vortex bottles like it goes down quick yeah seriously the michael oboltra is way too drinkable yeah like you drink seven of those you're like oh well i put down so many acuices the other day i started with dose of them and then i just worked my way up i wasn't definitely hit double-didge by the time we got to Brett's. If I had to guess, probably 16 before switching to ranch waters. There's just so many of Keeses. Yeah, and then sauce got me on the ranch waters, and suddenly it was like, yeah, I probably need to go.

Probably need to mix in a couple regular waters here. Sauce will do that. What's in the Dick's Saloon water? A lot of minerals. Is it mixed with egg whites? Stop, dude. Oh, that's funny oh that's what are you doing just ruined it they had to shut down they lost their permit what they what are they we got the chicken coop in the back and we don't serve breakfast well did you not hear the bad news what got

bought out by private equity no really what are you talking about we'll stop private equity bought them out the cocks in the back chicken coop in the back and they don't sell breakfast he said come on dude it's crazy just fresh egg whites in every in every drink it is a nice place sometimes so that's disturbing are there people out there not doing the yolk dude mixing a cocktail with the yolk is so aggressive why not that's where all the good stuff is. Have y'all ever done the hangover cure where you do like the cracked egg in a pine glass? Does it work? It didn't work.

I'll be honest. I think it did work a little bit for me. What else do you put in there? Like cayenne? Yeah, cayenne. Like just spices and Worcestershire sauce. How is that good? How is that?

You know, Dylan, I don't know. I feel like it'd be tough on the tom-tom. You feel a little cowboy when you're doing it. I'll say that. Wow. You remember what Bourdain said? He said a plate full of Szechuan Chinese food. Yeah, and a joint.

And a joint. Marijuana cigarette. I'll be honest. That sounds great. That sounds great to cure a hangover. Okay. You ever smoke weed, eat Chinese food? I can't say that I have, but I'm open to it.

Fucking guy. I'm certainly open to it one of the chain smokers has since deleted the tweet but he said the only time you're not hungover is when you're jerking off why did he delete that? I don't know he had a really unhinged twitter before they blew up it was a good twitter account

if I'm being honest with you. Repeat the tweet? Sorry, the actual tweet was that when you're hungover, the only time you don't feel hungover is when you're jerking off. Being hungover makes you horny. It does.

It's a thing. What's up with that? It's science. I did an early Scaries segment on it when I launched the pot. There's definite science behind it. And I will give you one guess at which article or which publication had the article that pops up first when you Google hungover horniness.

Vice? Vice. Yeah, Vice. Maybe it's because it's your body's natural way of like creating endorphins. Maybe. To like bring you back. Maybe. That's why like depression makes people horny for that reason.

Does it? Yeah. yeah okay it's true well i've never even swam with dolphins so i don't know why i'd want to do that when i'm hung over uh in endorphin dude my wife hates when i do impressions at that time you're jacking off dude why are you always doing come on wet randy Dude, why are you always doing... Come on. Wet Randy! Yes. I thought about doing a bit. Randy left his Lord of the Rings ring on top of the toilet when he was cleaning himself up in the bathroom after biking in,

and I thought about doing a bit with it and, like, I don't know, doing something with Dylan, Lord of the Rings style, but then I was like, Dylan's not going to want to do a Lord of the Rings video bit with me. Right. I would go straight golem. Especially with the ring that was left on top of a toilet. My precious. Oh,

the top of a toilet is so dirty. I cleaned it. You're good. See, but your hand, your hand, you're touching that thing in there. And it's like a whole,

it's a whole thing. It's still nuts. It's a whole thing. I'm low key, low key germaphobe. I'm like, I'm like entry level germaphobe. Do you still have all your like bath and body work stuff in there? It's one thing of face wash. Those are for bike days,

right? Yeah. Well, I mean, it wasn't that bad. It was just sprinkling basically. Yeah. I don't know. It wasn't like when Dylan went to go get tacos. It was not like that at any point when I was biking. It was here. Maybe it didn't rain as hard out there where you were, but here it absolutely did. Dylan, I heard. You smelled so bad too when you came in. Kind of wet doggy. You smell like a wet dog. Yeah.

Wet dog. I smell like sweat. Because I am a dog. I smell like sweat and outside and wet dog. And I took hand soap and I did a shower in the sink. You were giving eighth grade field house. You do like a prostitute shower? Yep. Okay.

What's that about? It's like they just clean themselves in like public restrooms. At the truck stop? At the truck stop. That's where the lizards go to change their tail? With the sink. El lizardente. They do what they can given their limited resources.

What's the most depressing shower you've ever taken doesn't even have to be like in the shower you know what i mean like you ever showered in a sink mine was during the freeze the big freeze we lost water and i call me the big freeze i had a bucket and it was just fucking sad the best shower i ever took was during the freeze because i went over to will's house and used a steam shower because mine wasn't i didn't have any water and it was such a great, I wanted to stay in there for 45 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. So.

Yeah. But also because I hadn't showered in three days and I was getting pretty funky. Three days in that bed. So it was just a, it was a badass shower. In some parts of the world, they never shower. I understand that. We're fortunate to have showers here in the United States. Make sure you appreciate that stuff. I do. I do appreciate showers. I love a good shower. I understand that. We're fortunate to have showers here in the United States. Make sure you appreciate that stuff. I do. I do appreciate showers. I love a good shower.

I always thought the phrase first world problems was really dumb. It's such a first world problem. Yeah, it is. I also live in the first world and I can't do much about that. So please don't guilt me for having a first world problem. You can move. I can move. Love it or leave it. I can move. No, these colors don't rum, brother. I had a professor in college who said, first world, second world, third world, like that's on the way out. We don't use that anymore. It's actually kind of offensive.

And we won't be using that in a few years. Turns out he was wrong. Everyone still uses it. I hear it everywhere. I could see the offensive side of that. Do you remember One World, the TV show? One World. Let's do some announcements.

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stuntman where you like squirt a lime in your eye snort a line of salt and then take the shot of tequila yeah like what would it be if you're doing vising cocks and drinking a milkster milk and cocks imagine squirting milk and cocks lime in your eye that's something steve dude can you imagine how sunburned your eye would get if you had lime in it on the beach oh i'd be toast be bad dude i would steve-o snorted wasabi like the real shit from japan he didn't have to but he did okay i'm gonna start doing that i'm gonna start like seeing people at coffee shop to be like wasabi bro it's pretty cool do wasabi please don't do that do wasabi dude hey i have a quick

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He did yell at us, didn't he? He yelled at us. What a jerk. My socks are still wet. Good. That's for yelling at us. Basically just fog. Yeah, it was just pretty much just a haze out there. It was windy, though.

Okay. Who cares? Who cares? Me? He's a bikester. Guys, want to take a little trip? Yeah. A reclusive tribe in the Amazon finally got hooked up to the internet thanks to

Elon Musk. Only to be torn apart by social media and pornography addiction, elders complained. Brazil's 2,000 member Marubo tribe has been left bitterly divided by the arrival of Tesla founder Starlink service nine months ago, which connected the remote rainforest community along the Itui River to the web for the first time. When it arrived, everyone was happy, Marubo said.

It's the New York Times. But now things have gotten worse young people have gotten lazy because of the internet and they're learning the ways of the white people they're getting americanized they're uh they're stumbling upon the step sibling rivalries that occur on the recommended tab dude imagine you have no internet your whole life and then suddenly you got like lana rhodes pov and like 4k like that'll that'll ruin you you know oh that'll that'll like oh my god yeah that's a core memory oh my god that's a core memory for a player helps with hangover so apparently yeah apparently for that two minutes

yeah okay i've talked about this movie before but my it was a movie that we watched when we were like i don't know 19 or 20 and just got really stoned and rented it because we had seen it on the rack for so long. But it was called The Gods Must Be Crazy. And it's just about a tribe that has a Coke bottle dropped out of an airplane. And it divides the entire tribe because they don't – they've never seen this Coke bottle before. They don't know what it is. They don't know if it's something from like the gods. Like – and it tears them apart.

Like, yeah, you toss some like recommended tab stuff in a tribe and it's gonna do a little more than a coke bottle yeah the maid gets stuck in the dryer and it's like talk about that for the next i don't even know what a dryer is in theory they're gonna learn You think they're reading Simmons? They love The Ringer? Maybe. They discovered Grantland and they're like, oh, bring it back, man. What the hell? This is good. Yeah, his old stuff, pretty good.

Bill Simmons actually had some old takes get brought up lately. Was he horny? He's a horny guy. He had a horny take that was about like which female celebrities over the age of 45 you're automatically allowed to sleep with and went into it. And everyone was like, oh, that was definitely old internet. He had something about – he had a somewhat bad paragraph about an NBA party that he went to. He said in 09, it's weird to watch Charlize Theron in something where i'm not rooting for her to take her top off yeah but can you read it in the bill simmons voice it's weird to watch charlize theron in something where i'm not rooting

for her to take off her top i don't know what he fucking sounds like something like that you know i get it i mean oftentimes you ever just watch a movie and you're like just take off your dog oh dude take it off it's like watching a tony p salmon yeah exactly when you just want to see his hog you're rooting for him to take his pants off yeah i get it i do i feel i feel bad because he just endures this like he's just enduring people requesting that he'd show them his his penis good for business Does he acknowledge the requests? No. No, I don't think he does.

I've never seen him like any of the comments, but they're all the top comments. He's a true content guy. He just powers through. How does he go about it in a tasteful way? I want him to do a video where he does a nod to it. He should do glizzies. He should do his homemade glizzy rest. He needs to go. I don't think

he went to a school that would ever play Arkansas in football, but he should go to an Arkansas football game. Do a hog reveal. Do a hog reveal. It'd be good. If I'm their social media team, I'm trying to get Tony P on the field to let a hog run

out on the field before a game and do the official hog reveal, Tony P. I need to see him hit the gritty real quick have you seen his golf swing it's not a bad player he's salty yeah it's not but your your golf swing also looks pretty good too does it yeah okay well i don't know it's fine i don't know it's a fine golf swing. To the amateur eye, you appear to be a good golfer. Yeah. The up-and-coming country star on Instagram and TikTok. Not Mary Cutter.

She's already made it, which we've talked about. Sure. The young lady who people have been demanding she write a song about crack. I think she did a song about crack. I think she finally gave in. I was like, all right, here's your fucking crack song. I got to check it out. Mary Carter is low-key not unsuccessful.

Well, you know, them boys started the Cornbread Mafia a few years back. Remember that? Yeah, of course. Around Kentucky way. This song's about that. Yeah. The Marubo tribe even frowned upon kissing in public. I'm good with that.

I know some people who aren't. No PDA. Yeah. One of the guys in the tribe said, we're worried young people are going to want to try it. He said of the kinky sex acts they've suddenly been exposed to on screen, everyone is so connected that sometimes they don't even talk to their own family yeah they're just crouching in the corner of the just looking at rachel star back shots or something just like dude why like dylan's in the tribe it's like why has dylan been making this new cave over there like separated from his family i think all the boys i'm moving I'm moving out, y'all.

Is this a goon cave? I'm moving out. It's a goon play. In a group text with their high school buddies, they don't see very much anymore. Just talking about shit. Just swapping vids. Like, dude, remember that time in like ninth grade?

Sharing old stories. Probably don't have like a traditional K-12 system, but these tribe members are going to be devastated if they're like, I need to enter the new world i need to i'm gonna move to texas where i can watch porn all the time they log on here and they're like oh no like apparently in the united states it's pretty normal to hook up with your your step-siblings it's really weird it happens all the time apparently your step-mom it's crazy they do it a lot like there's like one guy sends like a meme and it gets no action people just ignore it like what the fuck what am i doing wrong do you think these tribes go through the same process that we went through with the internet like do you think it started off with

them setting each other's homepages to like funny shit i don't know watching like the funny viral videos man they skipped the whole dial-up phase that we had to deal with. Take 30 minutes to download. It's true. I don't know what it's like. 30 minutes to download a topless pic of Carmen Electra. 30 minutes so your buddy could show you Goatsy. Yeah. You're on slide seven of a Carmen Electra Maxim online slideshow, and suddenly your mom gets a phone call from Patty Mills down the street.

She's going through it. Patty Mills. You know know they put the heat at the end oh my god it's like dude i really waited 45 minutes so you could show me lemon party what the fuck oh they're gonna discover lemon party why why are you showing me this why why it's like i just want to see your reaction man they're doing cake farts over there me this why why he's like i just want to see your reaction man they're doing cake farts over there tough girl this ought to be good what if there's one dude who like gets on like duolingo and becomes a big backer he's just doing bits with the tribe and they're like stop it we don't understand stop saying it hard to say we don't speak english that'd be awesome they speak their own language take ayahuasca to connect with forest spirits and trap spider

monkeys to make soup or keep his pets oh god they're gonna discover joe rogan they're gonna search ayahuasca and be like holy shit there's this dude up in the states he's the godfather of ayahuasca they're just gonna start listening to rogan's they weren't around for the forums though so they're like you gotta understand there's a loading phase it's gonna take you a while before you start to get their jokes just stick with it though this guy's called the dumb fox i don't know what that's about yeah i don't know what that's about they're like in the network but like not i don't bitterly that's about. They're like in the network, but like not, I don't. Bitterly divided.

Yeah, what does it mean? What does it mean they're part of Washington? How do these guys even make money? Yeah, how does this whole thing work? Do you guys like go to an office? You guys seen Starlink in the sky yet? Randy saw it. I've seen it twice.

It's pretty cool. Here's my fear. I know what it looks like, but I think I would have to have an experience like Randy where I'm like, holy shit, what is that? Oh, that's Starlink. That makes sense. I don't think I'd immediately be knowing what it was. It looks like just a line of stars streaking across the sky, right? Pretty much.

The stargazing in Austin is pretty meh because of the city lights, right? Yeah. What's the best stargazing you've ever done oh my god west texas i look yeah west texas would be sick 10 million fireflies that would shake this way 10 million of them which is too many it's a lot i wouldn't believe my eyes no i didn't i like, are you guys seeing this? Hold on, I got to get my phone out. Any remote area is pretty solid. When we were in the Scottish Highlands, it was like, I laughed when I first saw it. I was like, oh my God. Like, I thought I had seen really good stars before. But I feel like I'm in the galaxy right now.

Like, it was weird. The sphere has some views where they just put stars up on there. And it makes you like you're just floating in space our ranch is a pretty perfect area for it yeah because there's no the the largest city near it which is lano which is a tiny town is 24 miles away does the elevation of it have anything to do either i don't know no it's just it's not that high it's really really dark is that a dumb question Does elevation help with visibility of stars at all? You are closer to them. Yeah, but like... Great point, Randy. Relatively...

Think about how far the stars are. It's like, really, are you closer? Like, technically, but... Is Everest the tallest point on Earth? Well, you know, we're not really that far from space, if you think about it. We're very close to space. You could argue that we're in space right now.

Reach out. But we're just on earth is it a simulation simulation what are they holding from us i've been thinking about that a lot lately i don't have an answer why did our creator lead us to our garage to drink beers what does this all mean like isn't that weird to think about like that's part of the sim yeah like someone like entered the code like all right now a garage is gonna be where all these dudes like to hang yeah they seem to like these cars a lot they have these rooms that they keep them in i bet they'd like to drink in there too also this one guy is going to

morph into a hot dog and run for president that the simulation entities have gone wild with that one god do you think there's gonna be a simulation where you don't run for president as a hot dog i hope so man who's your running mate elizadente is a good one it's the hamburger isn't it i just feel like a lizard is not gonna make a good running mate i don't see why not the party gecko yeah like look at the geico gecko it's one of the most revered uh all the mascots politicians are lizard people anyways yeah it's true it's a good point it's true at least you're being up front about it it's a good point randy no middleman literally you don't have any felonies

on your sheet do you i'm clean man i read matter really but my record is squeaky okay any laptops you've dropped off at a laptop repair place that we need to know about don't believe so i've probably got a laptop out there that i've got some shame shameful stuff on but it's probably pretty tame it's probably just some really lame graphic design shit that I did that I get roasted for. This tribe is powering through right now. Oh, this tribe's probably watching much dirtier stuff than what's on my laptop. That Dell did not dive too deep.

They missed the fappening, though. That's too bad. Yeah, it's tough. That was quite a time. If you could show this tribe any viral video for the first time, what are you showing them? Oh, it's Grape Lady. Grape Stomp. Yeah. Hey, Olga. show this tribe any viral video for the first time what are you showing them oh it's grape lady grape stomp yeah what happened she got the wind knocked out of her i know gasping she was just

like getting the idea of being miked up for work here and getting the wind knocked out of me and the noise that i would make would be tough you guys would play it non-stop all-time video man she was just stomping those grapes yeah she slipped on the grapes bad time to be live they didn't know how to react i've never heard that sound come from a human being before they tossed it back the way oh i think she's all right you're good right sounds like you fell on your sword it's a puku yeah that's what it sounds like if you don't get seconded i'm thinking about getting back into shogun once this love island season is over it's only eight weeks you're gonna start watching Sex and the City.

We know it. And you're not going to ever finish it. Please don't watch Sex and the City. I think I'm going to do it. That show stinks. I think I'm going to do it. You're kind of Miranda. I'm not Miranda.

You're kind of Miranda. You're giving Jessica right now. Which one is Jessica? Which one is that? It's not Jessica. You're just thinking of Sarah Jessica Parker one is Jessica? Which one is that? There's no Jessica. You're just thinking of Sarah Jessica Parker. Carrie. She's throwing out names.

Never watched it. Miranda. What's the blonde? Tori? No. Remember Tori from when she came on? Okay, Carrie and Miranda. Yeah.

Kim Cattrall is the other one, but I don't know her name on the show. And she's not involved anymore right and then the other short-haired one is the one who's now been running for public office in new york city the brunette was my fave miranda was she miranda no that's not miranda's a redhead your boy is struggling all right we got carrie samantha miranda and charlotte Charlotte. Charlotte's my favorite. Yeah, I think you're a Charlotte. She's cute. I think you're a Charlotte.

I'm Charlotte. Dave, I think you're Samantha because you're just mad H all the time. Yeah, dude. You're always getting it. Yeah. Dude, I'm Carrie because I'm just writing dumb shit on my laptop constantly. I'm not Kim Cattrall. Yeah, okay.

Do you want to be Miranda? No, I want to be miranda no i want to be uh i want to be aiden shaw okay i don't know anything about him he might be a dirt no spoilers please no spoilers he looks like a he's on trt dude yeah he's on trt that show stinks so so starlink cool porn do you think elon forced all these guys to follow him on twitter probably probably dude probably oh we had to shuttle ban someone in the tribe you guys seen the conspiracy about elon and twitter he's trying to tank twitter right now before this election what is the conspiracy is that uh elon's trying to tank twitter and now before this election. What is it? The conspiracy is that Elon's trying to tank Twitter and- Like the stock value? No, just like the app and fragment the information

because he's got charges out against him that will put him in jail if Biden is president. But if Trump is president, Trump will cover it up for him. That's the conspiracy. Man, I just don't know if that's backed up by facts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have some questions. I can feel my Twitter feed getting ramped up with political stuff, and I'm trying to avoid it. You can't.

I know. It's impossible. I've got breaking news for Will. New Jay Day just dropped. And I got to say, he got that shit on. Yeah, he got that shit on, dude. I don't hate what's going on right now at all. I don't hate it at all.

He's a party boy right now. It's Aussie boy summer. People didn't realize what kind of quads he was bringing to the party. The amount that he's pivoted in my brain since doing this Malbon stuff is just great for him. Good play. Good play.

Can we talk about our friends over at Tavor, the app that allows you to discover rare craft beers and have them delivered right to your door does that sound like something that would interest you uh yeah but here's the thing i like beers and i don't like going to the grocery store this is the perfect thing for me we've gotten some boxes to the office that are absolutely filled with beers that i've never heard of before we've gone through we've selected ones that kind of fit our, our palate and we've taken them home. And I have yet to have any beers from them that I have not absolutely loved.

Same. I've been a big fan. The El Crippi. That was the first one I had. Loved it. Dude, I was repping El Crippi all weekend. You really were.

I saw you. And then the, what's the one with the pizza guy on it? I don't know. Italian guy. I don't know. They are all really good. But they sent a crazy amount of variety. Like, I mean, everything from Pilsners to Stouts to even Meads, Randy. I know.

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Red Lobster. We've spent some time at Red Lobster in the last calendar year. No, I guess it was a little over a year ago. Close to home for Randy. What a great meal. They've been in the news a lot lately, uh, for the wrong reasons. Unfortunately, we might need to pour one out for them at some point. Cause I think they're going to start closing a lot of locations. Uh, bankruptcy has either been declared or is imminent. Uh, Flavor Flav ordered the entire menu last night in an effort to save them. I don't know if it worked.

Ooh, I'm not sure if that's going to do it. That's kind of like drinking, uh, out of a paper straw. Flavor Flav. I just don't know if that's going to change things. No, he's going to need to do that a lot, like every night. You need like every person to go do that like multiple times per week, I think. I got shamed the other day on Twitter by a dude who shamed me for taking two showers a day. I guess he heard me say that on a podcast or something, which I don't really even do anymore. You got shamed for it?

Yeah, he shamed me for it. Like for wasting water or being too clean? Yeah, for wasting water. Okay. Here's the thing. Like I don't – I've given up. Can you – how does that – what does that have to do with the red lobster situation? None of them.

Okay. We were just talking about – Just wanted to fit that in there. Yeah, we were just talking about – They're putting showers into red lobsters now. Yeah. Okay. You go so hard there, you fucking got to shower.

Yeah, okay. You just covered in that melted butter. Yeah, you got butter. You got crab claws on you. into red lobsters now yeah okay you go so hard there you fucking got a shower yeah okay you just covered in that melted butter yeah you got butter you got crab claws on you he's like i gotta i gotta clean off okay that's facts i can't go home to my family smelling like this don't most people take two a day no i don't i do one no okay like i'm not wasting that one longer let's be honest let's be honest i'm pretty efficient there i don't know i want to hear more about dylan's uh freezing weather steam shower he took at your place for like 45 minutes yeah dude it wasn't 45 i said i could have stayed in there 45 minutes that's how great it felt can you respond to him i wasn't wailing on myself in a shower oh okay okay what

were you doing in there did you use any of my essential oils with the steam i don't remember what i did i just i was just enjoying hot water because i hadn't had any water you should check them out because the oil is essential yeah okay my favorite actually emerged from eucalyptus in the beginning to uh peppermint oh nice i like the peppermint play let's dig into that let's double click into that hey is the okay so the talking heads on on uh social media and on the news the mainstream the lamestream media will tell you that uh red lobster is going out of business because their endless shrimp deal i don't think that's it we took advantage of the endless shrimp deal uh i ordered that you could pick three off the menu three shrimp items and you can eat them endlessly um it was a lot of shrimp they were moving too much shrimp can you imagine me like

this deal works so well that it worked too well and put us on a business yeah it's absolutely sinking us but then there's the other other side of things that say that there's something bigger at bay here which is big real estate it the idea that one little promotion like just sent them into such a tailspin they didn't realize how how crazy it was gonna go and it's like well we just tanked the company well they're not contractually obligated to like keep giving people endless shrimp like you're the company just no we tried just hey man you've had enough shrimp there's a line somewhere yeah there's no way it's hard to eat a lot of shrimp it's hard to eat a lot of shrimp.

It's hard to eat a lot. Do you know how many different types of shrimp there are? Do you know what a blue whale is? There's fried shrimp. There's a lot of shrimp. I'm thinking fried shrimp. No one's eating more than 17 fried shrimp. Okay. Stand, mute, cancel.

Shrimp cocktail, fried shrimp, grilled shrimp. Fried shrimp. I'm going to go on record saying fried shrimp is one of my favorite meals there is. I love fried shrimp with cocktail sauce. Love it. I'm going to have to stand fried. I'm going to have to mute grilled because I do love it. I'm going to have to stand fried. I'm going to have to mute grilled because I do love it. I'm going to have to cancel. That's what's up. Y'all don't freak with the cocktail? Dave nailed it. I do, but I prefer a good grilled

shrimp with like a, you know, like a Jamaican or like coconut something. Yeah. But it dries out a little bit. I like, I like the cold shrimp in a cocktail sauce. Yeah. I freak with it. Is that a Midwest thing? Randy, what about the shrimp you got at K-Pot? Oh, God, that jumbo shrimp, never again. No, I'm on record saying I probably eat my weight in shrimp cocktail. It's my favorite food on the planet.

Shrimp cocktail is your favorite food? I always felt rich eating shrimp cocktail when I was younger. Oh, dude, i still feel rich when i eat shrimp cocktail dude was it boiled and chilled is that what it is uh yeah i don't i'll be straight up honest do you play boy i don't know yeah i would assume that would be yeah what if we boiled and chilled they just they just let it watch netflix and they just chill boiled and chilled with cocktail sauce right i saw a funny tweet about shrimp the other day can i tell you the tweet yeah Yeah, man.

This girl was at a restaurant that had Jax's sizzling shrimp, 10 black tiger shrimp, peel and eat style, sizzled in the shelf for $20.95. But at the bottom of the menu, it just says, let Jax do the peeling for $2.95. You got to let Jax do it, dude. Have you ever seen him peel? Is that table side?

So that was the biggest question that I saw in the comments. Does Jax do it in the back or does he go to the table? Yeah. So I don't even know who this person is. Her ad is Hope is a Lamb. But she said, does he do the peeling in the kitchen or does he stand there like those waiters making Caesar salad? Because if he does it at the table, that's baller. Does Jax do it with his metal arms?

I would feel like an asshole if someone was peeling my shrimp table side for me. it's i don't want to see that no like thanks jacks can you get back to the kitchen it's not like table side guac i had a new t-shirt on a long time back it was for man outfitters you guys familiar with man outfitters had just gotten a man outfitters order in promo code touching for 20 off your order um and it was a brand new t-shirt went to perlis great patio in austin favorite of tron of nlu fame it's a great patio great tree and i spent the entire meal trying to not get anything on my new t-shirt and uh then the waiter came by at the end of the meal and uh tossed a cup into the peel and eat shrimp that i had in front of me and he splashed a bunch of stuff onto my shirt he apologized but i was like dude i just spent like the last hour freaking out

about my shirt damn yeah i still tipped him like a real one though did you see um they've got a man outfitters pop-up down at the saloon right now really yep i didn't see that it's just a pop-up friendliest tailor in town. We're doing a collab with man outfitters down here at the Dixon. What is it called when you measure? The outfit men. What was Brett telling us about like advanced tailors will ask you how your thing hangs? Yeah.

Which side your piece hangs on. Can we just call him in? I am so glad that my tailor is a woman. Is that a real? Call him in. Call him in. Because I actually wanted to talk about that. Can we get him in? Yo, Brett. Oh, he's not going to like this.

Oh, here he comes. Which way does it hang? Is that what he said? A tailor has never asked me. Not that I've been to a bunch of tailors, but I have been. And no one has ever asked me how my weaner is. You probably dated a tailor or two in your day. No, I never did.

All right. Hey, have a seat my friend we're talking about uh tailors right now okay we're talking crank brother what we got and how you were telling us that um some tailors like a good tailor will ask you like how your thing which way you dress which way you dress that you dress. That's the term. That's the term. Is that a real thing? Yes. Have y'all ever experienced this before?

No. No. How do they cut the pants differently? They give you extra space in that pant leg? I think they give you a little extra space off the seam, yeah. So I didn't know this was a thing at all. And I do not fancy myself to be some guy that is super familiar with tailors, especially high-end tailors. I think I'd go to the lowest price one you can go to but it says which way you dress is a polite way of asking on which side of your pants is your member

hanging so that they don't get too personal while working in that region oh it doesn't do with the cut of the pant it's just like we'll be careful when we measure you. We will measure you on the other side of your... I think it's the cut of the pant. I think it's a little bit. I think if you're going to a really bespoke situation, they'll give you just a smidge extra room there. Especially post-mastectomy. What if you're center cut?

How many wieners are hanging down pant legs, though? You need a lot of wieners. Yeah, there were John Hams out there than I realized. Yeah. I mean, I have the little ballpark pouch in my undies. Aw. You guys have that? Little pouch.

I used to rock those two unders, the kangaroo ones that had the little pouch for your nuts, but they were golf specific. Boy, those were a game changer. It felt like when those came out. Dude, it's a sack for your nuts. It's true. Have you been to a tailor that's asked you this yes did you know what he was saying when he asked you this no what did you say i was i was like what

does that mean and he goes like he's like which it's actually she she goes sir which way does does does your does your penis hang one way or the other your venus yeah yeah it's that's true it's happened to me okay gee okay happened. It could happen to you too. Okay. Huh. So now you're going to go next time and be like, aren't you going to ask me the question? Don't you want to know how I dress? Which way do you dress? Yeah. Can we ask Derek Guy to do a dress reveal?

I would love to know his take on it. Actually, yes. I've thought about responding to his tweets in the past with legitimate questions, hoping that he will hone in on one and do a thread on it because I think it'd be interesting but i don't want to be the dork yep that does that had the same thought i'm like oh i actually have a good question about this but i'm too ashamed to ask like he doesn't respond and like listeners see and they're just roasting you it's like that time that dylan glazed big cat yeah why'd you glaze him so crazily you were just glazing it god sorry sorry big guy didn't make you uncomfortable man

all right brett thank you yeah that was that it was a pretty any other taylor questions you got to the bottom of that swift gang tim yeah do your best tim taylor grunt as a farewell i i'm not i'm not even trying. I'm not even trying. Come on. I never watched the show. I famously hate films. Dude, Big Cat would uninvite you from Dude Fest so fast right now if he knew you wouldn't do a Tim Taylor grunt. I don't know.

I've just seen him tweeting about something called Dude Fest, which honestly sounds like something we need to do at some point. We should probably just try to go get tickets for it. I bet y'all are invited. You and Dylan. Oh, yeah, probably. Not your ass. Not me.

Not your fucking ass. Not your little ass, dude. I'm sure he knows about you too please please one one crumb of podcast for me please one acknowledgment i too podcast uh cool brett all right but if you're not gonna do tim taylor can you do the grape stomp lady? Sounds like a seal. Perfect. Sounds like a seal. You do that, but not Tim Taylor? I don't think I have that. I'm more Scooby-Doo than Tim Taylor.

Okay. That's fair. Okay. Thanks, Fred. Thanks, guys. How did she ask which way to address? Because I can see him like, so it takes a puff of her saying,

which way are you addressing? What? Is it like the 1920s? Did you answer like first leg? I don't know. This leg, I usually put my left leg first. No, I was just like, what are you talking? It's right when they're doing the in-seat measurements.

And yeah. Anyway. All right. All right. I'll see you at the bottom of that, guys. Thanks. Yep. Yeah. And the top of it sorry that wasn't appropriate okay okay hey good fit today brett yeah look at brett look at he's showing off both forearm and calf oh he's got shorts and

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What's the tweet? Sorry, Randy. Do you want me to slack it to you? Yeah, slack it to me. Okay. Wait, hold on. Is it the picture? Yeah.

Of me? Of you. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I already got it. Oh, you're a dog. You're a dog. Oh, my God.

Come on. You talking about this guy over here? Oh, my God. This is so uncomfortable. Someone tweeted something about why men don't post more selfies online and i i tweeted this and i was i never at one i never at any moment thought this looks like dylan and i got several responses saying that this looked like you it's the the way the hair is um coiffed a little bit do you think this guy's hot no no no obviously the beard is that's not a dylan beard because i famously can't grow a beard okay so you're like an elder in a remote tribe in south america and

you grab somebody's phone like give me that funny look and this is the first thing they see yeah like oh my god what's wrong with americans the fuck is this guy i mean yeah i do see it okay maybe yeah i think it's the cheekbones what it does to your cheekbones do you have dope ass cheek you do have decent cheekbones do i dog yeah i don't know i don't notice my cheekbones i don't like yeah i don't think i have cheekbones that uh have ever got no one's ever said anything to me about my cheekbones why are you so shiny dude i think that's just the yasified life i don't know i don't know i think i look good here you look with a little with a little surgery i think i could start to look like this maybe in a tasteful way what's the one that is a cheek fillers cheek fillers yeah i got a cheek filler in right now oh he's got a fat ass hog so i'm gonna have

the dude that did my armpit botox i going to have him on retail therapy to talk about getting BroTox. Really? Yeah. Do you want me to schedule this at a time when he's in the office and he can consult all of us and we can talk about what we need done? Can you give us free injections? Maybe. Saloon's offering them right now.

Really? Ooh, that would actually go pretty hard. BroTox is. I think it's just dudes getting Botox. Just in the face. You probably get you probably don't entertain i could i could touch up the crow's feet for sure but once you do it you have to keep doing it you know otherwise it's gonna look weird well there's the case that it's

preventative is there a preventative so like you don't have to keep doing it but it'll at least delay the these are the questions i'd like to ask him, so I'm excited for your podcast. I've started getting those crow's feet lately. I don't like them. They're not fun. They're not good. They're not fun. They're not fun at all.

I just hate the lines on my face. They're not noticeable at all. I'm old. Dude, the lady at the pool told me I was the oldest looking one of our entire group. I was like the youngest one there. That hurt. She was blacked out. That shit hurt. She was blacked out. there that hurt she was blacked out that shit hurt she was blacked out she wasn't blacked out she was very sober no she told me i looked 43 i'm sorry shit hurt dude you can't say everyone

looks like they're in their 30s is that in the hot tub yeah yeah you can't do that in the hot weren't you calling that the thought tub the entire time yeah what does that mean i just did a lot of thinking in there a lot of thinking a lot of drinking i thought you weren't drinking anymore i ain't drinking any less i gave some beer to my horses the other day and they just got hammered what'd you give your men celsius gonsters what are y'all doing gonsters for my man what would john wayne do if you saw me drinking a gonster probably be pretty impressed i mean if he really looked into it be like that's pretty fucking manly if you take my veosified photo off the screen i don't like looking at it yeah i don't need i'm sorry man it's just it's troubling what if you woke up after a night out and i was laying

in bed with you i'd'd be basically New Orleans. I have quite a few questions. That's true. That's true. I did sleep in Neil's bed in New Orleans. Could have been in Chicago. That was cute. We passed out together in New Orleans, remember?

There was a picture. No, we didn't pass out. We napped. We took a little nap. A little cat nap. I don't think I was planning on falling asleep. I think that qualifies as a pass out. No, no.

You don't always plan on falling asleep when you're watching golf. I got horizontal and it was lights out. It was such a fun trip. It was fun, I guess. 23 days till Chicago. You know what could be more fun? This freaking weekend. I'm at all ranchos.

I'm at all ranchos. I'm at all ranchos. I'm at all ranchos. Let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up.'s go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Road, road, road. There's a crazy event happening.

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The one that I model on Instagram? Heat? Yeah, I think I know that one. They didn't use my modeling photos. Just yours. They haven't seen Yossified, Will. Yeah. Dylan, can you send them my Yossified photo?

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Thanks for asking, Will. Big weekend, actually. Friday, intern Klein will be in town. He's playing golf with some of the boys. I'm not playing golf. I will be meeting the squad out at Maddow Ranchos. Maddow Ranchos? Maddow Ranchos. Maddow Ranchos.

Maddow Ranchos. Maddow Ranchos ranchos hopefully sam will be there we can link talk to her a little bit maddle ranchos i heard bro got a new waitress job at metal ranchos and then saturday it is my buddy uh michael calling mikey his 40th birthday celebration at his house having a house good old-fashioned house party is he doing a mic reveal party i'm pretty pumped for it my he's gonna wear a shirt he'll probably he likes to get complete if it's just the guys he will get completely naked will he just chill completely naked oh yeah he's he's he gets weird when he drinks nice he has

facetimed me multiple times i answer the phone and then he sets his phone up and it's just a full body shot of him he's completely naked that's good i like that bit that's a good i don't need to see this man yeah it's good i mean he's he's comfortable in his own skin yeah so that's saturday i'm looking forward to that and then uh get parks back sunday and uh i don't know what we're gonna quite yet. Probably do swimming since that's what he wants to do literally all the time. Are you going to do a keg stand Saturday? If there's a keg there, I promise you I will do a keg stand, yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Bringing Chelsea along too. She's going to link with the high school squad. The squad that you hung out with in high school, not your squad that's currently in high school. Correct. Yes.

I was in high school when they were my high school friends high school correct okay yes yeah i went to i was in high school when i was there in my high school okay boy yeah that would be something dude high school kids definitely don't do keg stains anymore don't even drink beer they don't even party they drink seltzer in high noon drinking cbd drinks and shit anyway that's my weekend in fun i'm pretty uh i'm pretty excited for it dave well again tonight 8 p.m central daylight time randy there you go we've got ourselves a stream stream while that stream is not uh indicative of my weekend it doesn't kick off my weekend by any means um it kicks off the fun because then we got another stream tomorrow the track house and um and then friday morning playing golf with uh

klein i believe brett's playing and um we're doing metal ranchos as dylan said and i'm looking sure the food's good. Food's fine. Service is good. But I think the last time I went to Mattel Ranchos with Klein, it was the most expensive meal I've ever had in Austin. So I'm looking to run that back. Don't know how. One of the most odd things ever.

But I'm looking forward to it because I think it's just the guys. I think it's just the fellows Friday night from what the fellows Friday night. And from what I can, from what I understand. So has that been explicitly said? No, I just, well, here's the thing.

I know his, I know Lexi Klein's wife is not coming down. Oh, she's not. She's not. Oh, well, I'll say this.

It ain't going to be just the boys. Cause the invites that I've, you know, tossed out were under the influence of a different situation i was i was assuming that women were included well i'll be solo i will not be i will be bringing my my wife i will be bringing uh my lady friend well i'm still looking forward to it um and randy will be there too uh this is this amuse me i don't know why you assume that wasn't like it's saturday oh it's a great point it's true randy point give yourself a gong point good job uh saturday you know i i don't know maybe some

swimming activity i know we're gonna end up at a pool this weekend he's obsessed he's got this spider-man floaty that he just wants to wear at all times if you want to go to barton springs on saturday early let me see your happily meet you there. If we go, I'd like to go in the morning. What's the best time? What time do they open? Early. They do free admission before 8, so they open really early. I would love to do early.

Early is great for me, Dave. Okay. If you want to link. We'll talk about that. So that's maybe in the works. And then we got ourselves some NBA finals Thursday. Like I said, we're going to preview it tonight, tomorrow night, Saturday night. I mean, this is just, this is

big. This is, I haven't really fully grasped it. This is, this is big. I'm a little bit on edge, but, um, yeah, we're looking forward to it. So Will, what do you got? Not much, not much. Um, not, not not not playing golf friday metal ranchos metal ranchos metal ranchos metal ranchos and metal ranchos there's no soccer on so like my mornings are pretty vacant lately on the weekends which is fine um but i i miss having that we're in between the euros right now and the normal season that just ended. So it's just kind of a boredom time for me on these weekend mornings, which means we'll probably head out somewhere, go hit the park, go do something fun.

But my wife is on call on Saturday, which means I'll be on solo dad duty. So we'll just be out there grinding, dude. Just figuring it out out finding a way and uh yeah sunday you know without her on call probably gonna go do a little lunch somewhere with the boys hang out nothing too crazy um is the weather supposed to be okay this weekend hot i know it was drizzling this morning yeah nothing crazy just a little drizzle just a little drizzle okay just hot I can deal with just hot. I'm very low on my propane right now. I'm not low enough that it needs to go, but I can just tell that I'm like a couple grills

away from being like, oh, man, we got to finish this stuff on the stovetop. And it's just not, it's kind of unsettling. So I might need to remedy that this weekend because I got to start grilling. The heat has not stopped me from wanting to grill. I thought once it got in the 90s and stuff, I would not want to be in front of that hot grill, but something feels good about just drinking, sapping exactly one Bronson while putting a piece of meat on there. Yeah. It won't keep you away. Your area is relatively shaded too, right? It's okay. It's okay. It's not the best shade, especially at that time of night,

kind of when the sun is really positioning itself into those windows where the grill is. We will endure. Outside of that, nothing really going on. You doing anything sick this weekend, Randy? Nah. Okay. I don't have anything going on this weekend

so far. Maybe some certain ladies will respond to your DMs. I don't have anything going on this weekend so far. Maybe some certain ladies will respond to your DMs. I haven't been sending DMs, but sure. Maybe I'll start sending DMs. I'd say that too if I was rapid firing out a bunch of DMs at all times. It's the complete opposite. D&D Thursday night, so that's going to be pretty sick. Who's in the squad?

Dan, Boosh, and Giorgio and Gordo. That's what's up, dude. That's the squad right there. Dylan, georgia and gordo that's what's up dude that's a squad that's what's up dylan odds you go with them they don't even want you there because they have a different game going on you can't enter it i know how that shit works dude yeah they won't let me in yeah but will if you want to join in for a session come on okay yeah yeah yeah i might join in i might join in okay okay let's go out this weekend there's a crazy event