Circling Back - Amsterdorn, Yellowstone, and The Killer Otters

Episode Date: December 16, 2024

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All right, we're back circling back podcast. It's Monday. My name is Will DeFries to my left David Roth I'm sorry guys. I got I got some bad news right before the show I In fact cut this out Randy I just got word I was tracking this delivery and it turns out The subway sandwich artist 53 piece playset that I ordered for my son isn't gonna be here in time for Christmas Yeah, I'm sorry. And I'm so sorry. Yeah, it's officially licensed durable polymer construction realistic play pieces as well. Additionally, it's vibrant and colorful, perfect for pretend play and includes pretend money.

Okay, that's actually kind of sick. Pretend money. That's a cool that's a cool toy. I think I wouldn't really my career is your play thing. I don't think That's a cool. That's a cool toy. I think I wouldn't do it. Oh really? My career is your play thing. I don't think it's your career. I think it was. There was a time where it was. Seconds after Manchester United scored yesterday to go up to

one at the very end of the game, my son came up to me with part of a toy set that looks very similar to this, but it's just a construction set or a you know toolbox. Yeah, sick. He came up to me with the hammer and hit me in the elbow so hard that I was just wincing in pain for about five minutes. And I can still feel it today. Somehow. for about five minutes. And I can still feel it today somehow. I think he bruised something on my elbow with a little hammer. And I just had a jump scare just looking at this.

He did not hit your funny bone. No, no, Sally thought he hit my funny bone and she thought I was making a big deal out of it. And then I soon realized later in the day that I could still feel it. And I was like, yeah, I think he bruised a bone or something. I don't think, I don't know if one of the fake pieces of roast beef would do that though.

You never know, man. Some of that stuff. Some of the meats were pretty sus. I'm not seeing any meatball sub ingredients. That can't be true. Clearing lack of meatball. I'm not seeing meatball. I'm seeing tomato slices, lettuce, turkey, salami, cucumber. This is the best Randy's ever zoomed on this screen. Good job.

Yes, you do know how to zoom. I do know how to zoom as long as it's in the actual thing. I think it's just only these four sandwiches you can make here. Not the full menu. I see. It's the signature subs. Oh, I see. They've got Dylan's signature sub the spicy Italian six inch. I love Italy. I love Italy. I love Italy. Okay. Dylan Shivery.

Cool toy. Speaking of tracking packages, while I was out of town, I got a notification that UPS would be delivering something to my place and I had no idea what it was. Turns out it was meat that sat at my doorstep for about three to four days. As I finished...

And is no longer good. As I finished the jerky that our accountants nicely sent us last night, I actually thought about the meat sitting at your door and I thought to myself, it's been a while. Oh, you guys got it too. It's been a while. Yeah. I'm so glad. I thought I was going to have to divvy it up and I was like, it's not that much.

I was like, somebody's going to have to fight over the ground beef. Yeah here take the take one single chicken breast Yeah, the jerky is still good. So I will be eating the jerk. I literally thought about that last night I started to put it together. I was like, okay wait, so I got this this day Dylan's been out of town since then believe I arrived on the 12 Yeah, I was like, I think this meat's been sitting out in front of his place for a while And I guess I guess they're not listeners. They would have known Dylan's been gone. They would have known. Damn. Shaking my head. I even thought to myself, like maybe, maybe his place has a temperature controlled. No, no. Places, stow packages away. And set it in the fridge for me,

unfortunately. Well, welcome back Dylan. Thank you. I am very happy to be back, man. Nothing makes you appreciate home, like leaving town for a long time. I was out for a while, man. I had two trips back to back, very happy to be home. Missed a little guy. I missed you guys, to be honest. Sure. Even Randy. You didn't, you didn't miss it.

I thought he was a little guy. I missed the little guy, Randy. Yeah. But I did have an excellent time. I'll tell you guys more about it here in a bit. Hey, guess what? That subway set comes with a sandwich artist certificate. I'm not sure. But I did have an excellent time. I'll tell you guys more about it here in a bit. Hey, guess what? That uh subway set comes with a

sandwich artist certificate. That's dope. Oh. Did you, are you certified? Do you feel like that's stolen value? Yeah. A little bit. Yeah. And and and honestly, it's for the best. Like, you don't really want, I don't want like to to get my

son's hopes up that like one day he could achieve a certification. It's very difficult. Why is it 50% off around the holidays? I guess there's just not a lot of demand. I don't think they could. I mean, I think they could raise the price a little bit on that. Yeah, I mean, it is vibrant and colorful. So it says right here. It says right there. We might need to just get this for the studio.

Yeah, I don't know, man. Come on. Come on. Pretend money. Totally necessary. Pretend money. What do you do when your NFL team loses? Then the next day, your biz dev guy comes in wearing a hat from the opposing team. That's a direct shot across the bow. It's a great half needs to be dealt with. Like he never wears that hat. Hey, all great teams have a game or two along

the way where they don't look great. Oh, yeah. I mean, lines got be worried. Line's got a ton of injuries. Don't be worried. Tons of injuries. They're playing a team that needed a win. You guys will be there. I think maybe he was thinking that you wouldn't even notice that he was wearing the hat. That's the first thing I saw when he walked in this morning. And I was like, that's just a dickhead move.

It's camouflage. I even ordered buffalo wings during the game. Wow, to tangentially support my friend Brett, who famously loves buffalo wings. You went boneless wing stomp? Yeah. How's it sitting? Not good. Not good. It's one of those days where you just feel

like you just have a brick of food inside of you. It's just sitting there and you just you just don't want it to be there anymore. Not to make this about me. My body's all all kinds of sideways right now. Oh, yeah a Red-eye flight across the ocean will do that to you playboy get that eight days ago I was in the Pacific time zone then I went nine time zones over and now I'm back to central

You can take it can take up to two months to get over jet lag No That's not true. I'm still feeling Japan, man. They call me the lag daddy. Take me back. I don't even experience it. I tried to do what you told me to do, which was stay awake the entire way home and my body was like, hey, player, that ain't happening.

All I do is stay awake. You're crashing out. I want a raw dog. You gotta stay awake, dude. I was watching a movie like this. I like just stopped fighting it, dude. You have eight hours left on this flight. Show us your movie.

Watch your face. I had the benefit of like a ton of industry episodes to catch up on when I had my flight back. And so I was just chomping at the bit. You guys ever seen the life of Pi? I watched it on a plane. Yeah, I like it. It's so good.

I really like it. Yeah. I think I don't know if it was like, I don't know if people made fun of it when it came out. It's one of the few movies where I can say that I've read the book before I saw the movie. Oh. But it's a nice little watch.

It's really good. It's very visually stimulating. I think the message behind the movie is very interesting. Hungry. Yeah, it's just good, dude. I don't know if that's like a widely accepted take, though, that it's like good. Didn't it win like an Oscar? Did it? I'm not sure. I think it did. That's the one where there's a tiger in the boat.

Right. Yeah. I think you won something. You need to keep the tiger. I think you'd like the book. It's an easy read. OK. I'll definitely consider it and then probably not do it. You can read it. You can read a little. It gets you. I can read. I can read. I know you can read. I feel like you're a non-fiction guy though.

Ooh, that's probably true. Yeah. Like you've been reading that Navy SEALs book for like three years now. No. You've been reading Jocko. No. I feel like 50% of the books you read

are from former Navy SEALs. It's fucking algebra. I've read two. I've read two. Is this a... I've been reading a fiction book for like three months now. I'm just limping through it. I can't read, dude. Weren't you sending me texts about 80 pie? No. I don't remember sending that.

Okay. That was your other friend. Did you watch it thinking it was a frat movie? Because it was... frat movie? Because it was... No, I knew that wasn't the story. Were you kind of hoping though? No.

You thought the boat was going to be like a fishing boat. Right. And like a guy wearing like a Columbia. It's a bunch of frat stars on board just funneling piers and catching big ones. Oh, yeah. Fish. I just want to talk about Europe. catch him. Catch him. Big ones. episode of the year. We're gonna be sending ourselves off with a little Do You Know It? a game show podcast hosted by the very popular Randy Trimbaki. Is it Christmas themed? Yes. Well, it's holiday themed, you know. But so study up on your festive trivia.

You'll be producing. Festive trivia. I'm producing? Yeah. Oh, I'm fine with that. Cause you lost. I have to say my last, do you know, performance was, it didn't feel good off the rip. We'll be back though.

Who won? Was it Brett? Brett. Damn. It's been a drought for him, but he's coming back to finish his title in the festive episode. So, hey, we'll see. Tune in to see if you know it or not.

Could be Dylan's week. Could be. You're a big holiday guy. I do like the holidays, yeah. You got some brain fog you need to clear from all that jet lag, Hoss. You ain't kidding, Hoss. The music should be fire.

Do some math, Hoss. Do some math? Yeah. I can do something. I probably won't do math. I'm coming in like a bitch tomorrow with excuses. I'm hoping to get a really good night of sleep. Last night I didn't sleep. I probably got three hours.

I tried. I went to bed at 10 and I just couldn't sleep. Were you tossing and a turning? I was, man. It was bad news. I was just all in. I'm watching some Love Island, Australia Started drifting off mid-epi Got the got the nudge from the wife. That was just like just go to bed. Just go to bed

I looked at my phone. It was 840 damn, I Think I'm getting too much sleep some of these nights just burning the candle at both ends He just sleep shamed you or st stunning on you heavy with his sleep. That sounds real nice. I went 840 to 705 today. That's more than you got. Oh my God.

I went 1030 to 1145 and then 1230 to 1245 and then 120 to 150. I just kept waking up. I woke up drenched in sweat around 4 a.m. And I think it was because the wing stop had like really hit my stomach and just was vibing in there. Just made its way down to the lower intestine. Yeah, it wasn't a concerning wake up and sweat.

It was just like, oh, that's weird. I got to flip my pillow over. Damn, dog. I know, dude. Don't get you some codeine, Hoss. Yeah, I'm trying to kill a cough. That why up your sleeve. I'm one I kill a cough. That way up your sleep. I'm one. I'm hoping early bird will do the trick for me tonight. Makes that shit. Can't pay the dog.

Maybe I will. Double cup. Weirdly enough. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. There's a crazy event happening. Let's just go have fun. And they'd go in. They're the wardro happening. Let's just go have fun and live it.

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I had a few. They taste just like just like the real Heineken's. They're great. I had a great time. And I want to maybe speak a little bit more in depth on this in a little bit. If you guys would allow me the platform to do so. I think it's on the rundown. What's the first thing you did when you got home last night? I was greeted by my son.

Was he at the airport with an iPad? No. Oh. Chelsea and the dogs and I was very happy to be were you there? No, you said his dogs were there. Yeah, I've been traveling a lot. 11 out of the last 12 days actually, I was traveling so I was very happy to be home. But yeah, I just settled in and I had poured a glass of wine and

just kind of chilled out and enjoyed some company. It was great. Man, Amsterdam. I'll talk about later. Woo-wee. Amsterdam is so sick. So did you get to talk to Max for stopping? It was a quick, hey, what's up? Okay. Okay. But you touched great. This was a, it was a photo op and he, it was, yeah. How did, you didn't get to be right next to him you had a guy in between how did that guy get the position a he when when I was notified that it was picture time so it was a group of influencers and I was among

them checks out which is fun you've been you love here that they were they shuffling like were they shuffling you places like these are our influencers I don't know how they presented it to max but yeah there was this little Spanish Were they shuffling you places? These are our influencers. I don't know how they presented it to Max, but yeah, there was this little Spanish influencer. I have no idea who she is. Bit of a language barrier. What's that ad, Hoss?

I don't know. I have no idea who she is, like I just said. Come on, you're with her. I know she has a lot of, no I wasn't. I was not with her. She was just at the same event I was. Oh, okay. Yeah, but she had a lot of followers, I could't. I was not with her. She was just at the same event I was. Oh, okay. Yeah. But she had a lot of followers, I could tell. Where did she come into play?

She was only at the gaming event. Oh. And then she was obviously in the same picture with me. Did you get invited to the gaming event because you're so nice on the sticks with Golden Tea? Yes. They're like, this is our Golden T guy. They had a bunch of different games there and I walked around looking for Golden T they did not have it. Yeah that the dynamic would have changed dramatically had they seen you just on that ball. Just spinning. Did anybody get to play like Timecop or anything with Max? Revolution X? He didn't he didn't do any gaming. Is

he a Primal Rage guy? Oh sick. Pretty tall fella. I told you that. Yeah I know. Weird. I wasn't doubting you. I'm just confirming. Typically some of the tinier people. Yeah. He's not he's not tiny at all. Oh interesting. I told we's so do you remember seeing him? Maybe you got yelled at. Maybe not everyone saw him when we were at F1 in Austin. I don't remember seeing him while he was here. I saw him from a distance but I think it was while the group had split up and two of us walked in one direction and two people stayed back to do something real quick. And I just saw him walking and he was like, everyone around him was on the shorter side and then he was like a full skull on top of everybody.

And I was like, okay, he's got some height to him. So in my group, there were two other people. It was me and two other people. This very nice British couple lived in London. And they wrote for, they write for Sports Illustrated. They cover all motor sport, but F1 is what they focus on. Alex got to interview Max Verstappen while we were there. Was he geeking? He has done it before. Was he geeking? He he

has done it before. Oh, he's a pro. He's a pro. Yeah, I guess if you're sports, I thought they were pivoting all the AI. I thought so too. They still have some writers. Okay, that's good. I support human writers. I'm sure they're

nice people but like how it's not J Bone. How how Formula Bone isn't there? Yeah, did J Bone reach out to you at all being like, why are you at this thing? No, he didn Did J Bone reach out to you at all being like, why are you at this thing? No, he didn't. I reach out to him actually and that's if he knew

who these writers were. He said he didn't know. Damn. And that was kind of. Exposing J Bone for not being a British ball nowhere. That's kind of the extent of it. Anyway, I'll talk more about it later. What about you guys? What did you guys get

into? Man, so much. I went to dinner Friday evening. Which was lovely. Sammy's Italian. I wrote about this in Washed Weekly. It's quickly become in a short time in Austin, a top three dinner destination, mainly just because I like the ambiance. I like the vibe of the place. We've done a washed Christmas party there before. The food is very good, but like you just kind of go in there and it's just you kind of feel like you're, you know, the outcast member of the Rat Pack or something. You walk down, sit down. What you see, you see faces that you've been seeing at the restaurant for since it opened. that's usually a good sign It was great. We went with

Barrett Dudley of retail therapy fame formerly of Club Cool just a guy that people know and In his wife Laura and we had a wonderful evening. I had chicken piccata How'd it hit twice in one week? Well how to hit? I had chicken piccata twice in one week. Will how to hit so good. I feel like it's an underrated thing on the menu because when I ordered it, he kind of gave me like, oh, no. Yeah.

It's like, huh? People get people get pretty blinded there by the red sauce dishes and to sleep on the piccata is such a fucking mistake. It is. And especially because from as far as I could tell, it's still chicken piccata summer. Is it caper season? How are the capers? They're calling me the caped crusader. Yeah. No, the capers were good. What, Randy? You're Batman now? No, he's the cape crusader. He's a caper.

Oh, gotcha. Hey, I'm very capable of doing this myself. You want to stop jumping in again? Jesus. Why don't we check the cape? I let him, you hear he said? I let the waiter talk me into a gin martini, a wet martini. It was one of those deals where he was so excited to talk about it that I was just like, you know what? You just spent the last 45 seconds on this. I'm gonna I'm gonna do it and I did it. It was a little floral. I don't know how you feel about

floral beverages you guys but uh II'm not typically a floral guy. It ended up being alright though. Was it the Sammy's Martini? Maybe that's what it was. II don't like their II don't like the Sammy's Martini they have there. You know that Sammy's is one of my faves You know that we know that this is knowledge Whatever they're like trademark martini is just does not resonate with my taste buds and it upsets me I'd like to sit there and drink them out of their unique little martini glasses and enjoy them. Yeah

I that's the first gin martini. I think I've ever had in my life. Oh player. Come on over I'm a vodka guy. Let me come on over. Let me set you up Which you want to have me over? I won't make it too floral for you. I'm gonna come over house Okay, you want something a little more savory kind of okay. I got I got just the thing for you What else I went home you guys were out Randy and friends were out. They're like, oh dude come out. I Yeah, I got a 1056 p.m. Text message that was telling me to go to Kelly's Irish pub with a sauce. I was like, yeah I'm I don't uber after 11 unless I'm going home. That's a hard rule for him. Yeah Saturday Kind of a slow low-key day. We did a little donut run. Found out our favorite donut place had a kitchen fire like a month ago and it's been closed down since. They're gonna reopen. Shout out

KC Donuts on Brody. Got Rhodes. He's been wanting it all weekend. Got in there. Had to pivot. Had to go Shipley's across the street.. Uh paid a did it. Went home, had donuts which was delightful. Uh paid $11 to stream a high school football game. Didn't go our way. Panthers uh fell to the Panthers of North Crowley actually. Um so shout out to them. Sorry man. Great team. They'll play the uh Westlake. Westlake uh near and dear to our hearts. Chaps. Chaps. Chaparral's. Yeah who we're talking earlier. Didn't realize knew they had a good team but didn't know they were like a state championship level team. Soarrals. Yeah, who we were talking earlier, didn't realize, knew they had a good team,

but didn't know they were like a state championship level team. So shout out, I think the, I'll give my official prediction and everybody's waiting for it. I can't even imagine underrating the Chaps. That's right, it's fair. Couldn't be me. I see those boys practice all the time.

You do. Some overachievers over there. Yup. I got marks on my hands from staying at the chain link like this. Really? Yeah, I'm just watching them. Damn, I didn't realize you were that into it. Saturday evening, we did a a holiday party a sweater themed, you know, just

your classic 30 somethings wearing wearing their sweaters party. I had mold wine for the first time. You guys heard about this? We were talking about mulled wine in in Amsterdam. Sorry, I didn't mean to make this about. No, I'd love to know more about it because it's my first swim third. I've never had it. The the Brits that I was with were talking it up and they were shocked that I had never had it before. They were like, oh you gotta have mulled wine. We couldn't find any over there. We didn't really look too hard. Here's all you need, David. Here's all you need.

Okay, a little cider spice, a little aspen. Yup. Cinnamon. I was looking for the Cayman cider. It's a horny play. Nice. That's good. No, we used to, I used to do a little,

I used to do a little mold wine for, like this open house scenario, this winter open house that we'd serve stuff at. We just get some of this, toss it up in there and everybody was tickled. You can you can do with brandy, you can do with rum, you can do it with whiskey, whatever you want. Yeah, I it served warm. And I don't know if you guys have been following the weather. It just hasn't been cool.

I think it's a great cold weather drink. A good thing to sip on by the fire maybe. Me, if I'm trying to meet some people and stuff, I don't know if Mold wine's for me. But all in all, it was a delightful evening. And then yesterday it was just, you know. Checking out my vines versus my bills. How would you, shut the fuck up, dude. What? Wow. delightful evening and then yesterday was just you know do you get my lines versus my bills how it shut the fuck up do what Wow he's riding with the you

said I thought y'all were riding with me y'all both have said I said my lines I'm ready with you said I thought you said my bills I did I they're both mine no no I've got connections to the bill rock with the Lions because they're rocking with me okay you didn't say anything bad you're good you know I'm fucking riding with Western New York a lot of times though. Yeah, that's true. Lake effect snow, things of that nature. I've heard about it, man. I don't even hate the Bills, but for some reason, like right, like this morning. Right. It's just the hat. It was the targeted attack. It was a smug silence from Brett. It was. It was like, dude, just he could have given you like a smirk, like, hey, man, giving you a

punch in the arm. He didn't. He's just like waiting for you to just pop. It's not like he even got that hat. He didn't even get that camo Bill's hat like, you know, a long time ago. Like he bought it on eBay this season. No, he got it. Didn't get that in Louisville. Or I thought we were trying to talk him in and getting one, but he didn't. Maybe that is from Louisville. I don't know. That fucking store in Louisville never sent me a message

back about the Lake Superior State hockey hat. Those guys didn't want them. They didn't want to move product. I was willing to pay Is that a bad? Serious amount of money a serious serious amount of money for that Lake Superior State hat and they just never even responded to my Message to them they were that was weird. Yeah, they're like, huh? Yeah, this is our stuff the maybe cuz they do a ton of business online, but like This is our stuff. Maybe because they do a ton of business online, but like, it was weird. Want him to wear some stuff and he's a fucking influencer.

He's an F1 influencer. Who the fuck in Louisville is watching Lake Superior State hockey so hardcore that they won't sell you a hat for like 10 times the price that it's actually worth? That hat was dope. The email that I sent made me sound like an asshole. Maybe that's why I didn't respond, but I was just like, I'm serious. I will pay whatever you want for this hat.

It is too close to my childhood to let this just sit in a fucking store in Kentucky. At least throw a monster number at you and see what happens. Throw a monster number at me. Give me a monster, huh? What's a monster number? Give me your, what would you say it is?

Like $500 for a hat. That's monster. That's monster. Had they offered me $500 for the hat. I would have a counter offered Half that and I probably would have taken their next counter off. That's how bad I want this fucking hat. I Was gonna say six hundred and sixty six dollars because you know, it's not really beast but That's what yeah, we don't really Stuff here, maybe Christmas though to everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Happy holidays to you and yours And then James looked at me like, you know, I don't really do a lot of safety stuff here. Maybe Christmas though to everybody.

I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Happy holidays to you and yours. Jeez, Randy. Whoa, dude. Sorry. What is your deal? That's the most monster of the numbers there are, so. You're crazy.

I almost bought a white monster at the gas station the other day. Is that considered like, that's considered a ball-nowher flavor, right? Oh yeah. It's meme-nowher flavor. flavor. Yeah, I've avoided monsters That's the sugar-free one, isn't it? Yeah, but I feel like where it's lacking in sugar it makes up for and just other things you don't want to put in your body

cyanide at this Gamer event I went to in Amsterdam This it was it was in madrid. I'm madrid just a bunch of bad haircuts and just kids hammering monsters in Red Bull. That's tight. Yeah. Just gaming it up. A lot of broccoli hair.

Yeah. That trend has definitely made its way to Europe. That's us. England has some all time bad haircuts floating around there. It's got to go over the channel over to Amsterdam and stuff. Yeah. Didn't see that many young folks in Amsterdam. Maybe they just weren't in the parts of the city

where I was in. Maybe it was finals week. You're too busy influencing. Are they allowed in the red light district? Oh, I mean it's a street. Anybody can walk down it. Yeah, pretty sure when I was 16 over there for a school trip that we pretty much just stayed in the red light district of Paris. I got yelled at by a prostitute.

I'll tell that story later. Clip that. No context clip, please. Yeah, put that in the weekend and fun theme song, please. We've all been there. theme song please we've all been there that was the first for me hey well hey dude you know weekend as well yeah yeah I went back to back Billy Strings concerts if you're not familiar with Billy Strings he's kind of the current bluegrass goat they released the concert tickets in July. And if you bought a ticket to the large concert that he did at the Moody Center, which is where UT plays basketball, then you could buy tickets for the more intimate set the night before at ACL's Moody Theater.

And so my wife bought me both nights as a Christmas gift. And Sally and I went to noted sushi restaurant Uchi Ba before the Friday show. No one has ever eaten more calories in Uchi Ba in a short period of time than we did. The second we sat down, we were like, we're ready to order and we need to get out of here by 715. And we cleared out the entire place. Yeah. I had a gin martini, David David. Oh dude. I'm in on those. It wasn't floral It wasn't very floral lucky you had a great time

one lady walking out of the first show said it was The worst show she had ever seen all he played was shit. I Personally enjoyed it. Wait, what? He did a bunch of instead of doing what they normally do, which is stand on stage and just blow your dicks off with their music. They did a more toned down bluegrass folk set where they just played a bunch of covers. Honestly, I thought it was kind of a flex to just, you know, get out there and just

play a bunch of other people's songs and absolutely knock it out of the park. So the point of the of the way they set it up is they want diehards, people who are willing to go to two shows pay for one just to get to the other to be there for that intimate. I think so, which I think is a great, I think so. For me, it was cool. I'd never seen him in concert before, but I had the pleasure of seeing, you know, a one one version of him and then the next night getting to see a completely different one, kind of a juxtaposition play.

What are you fucking interrupting my segment for? Being all dramatic over there. He posted a fucking, expose him, Graham, 24 minutes ago. Why did you do that already? He definitely did that way too early. You holstered, that was not the plan. Wow. I was just, I thought I posted there in the middle.

I'm upset for two reasons. One, that Dylan so checked out during this weekend and fun that he's on Instagram. Two, that Randy went against the code. I said I was gonna post it during the episode. And we talked. You wanted me to do it right before? You are too trigger happy.

You're too trigger happy. These kids, the grandkids. God damn it, You are too trigger happy. You're too trigger happy. These kids the god damn it dude. I was listening. I was. See and now we're just wholly on a different thing because Randy got too trigger happy. You're

this is a producer week rolls on. Oh okay. I was I wanted to get some comments on it. Producer week. I was I was going to post it as soon as we hit record and I did. That's how I usually do it. I like the format of this by the way. That's good. Good video. Can't wait to see it in like three segments Randy

I'm sorry. Well, I It's hard to keep my mouth shut when I do something. No, this is not Randy This is not Randy like this is not how this was supposed to go Just say you're sorry I'm sorry I Don't care I'd might the rest my say you're sorry. I love Italians. I'm sorry. I don't care. I might the rest of my. I got a doesn't fucking matter anymore before the second show. Did you go to the boys go to Dan? Yeah, I went to a little place called Crown and Anchor.

Okay, so tell me tell me. This was a weird situation. Ordered I ordered a Guinness. The gentleman ordering after me also ordered a Guinness, but the person that ordered before me ordered just a regular lager. And then he said, all right, I'll just do it. If you guys are both doing Guinness, I'll do Guinness. And they said, what about a pitcher?

I was like, I don't know if you're supposed to do pitchers. Like, I think you're supposed, like, you know, people are really proud of the pores of Guinness that they do. But then I realized we're at a college bar. They don't give a fuck. She poured half of the the pitcher and the keg got kicked. And so we were like, okay, so she hands me half of a pitcher. Fucking cash. And there's a ton of foam in this half pitcher. So I was like, what do I do here? So I brought it back to the table and they started changing the keg out. And then she brought us a regular

pitcher. And it's I still didn't feel right. Like we were off, we were off the entire night of trying to equal out the glasses of who got what out of what pitcher like we just never had a good. That's those y'all whatever. She I think based on what I was charged on my credit card. I think she completely wiped that first pitcher from my My tab which I think was too nice of her If anything we got bonus beer and she didn't need to to take it off my tab, but I'm appreciative that she did

That's very that's bonus beer you can't be upset about bonus beer, you know Dylan has a crown tat and an anchor tat. Oh yeah. You're a big DG guy. Little Zeta, little DG. Yeah. They used to call him Delta Grande back. I know that guy did. That's so rude. That's mean. Wow. With everything going on, he makes that joke. This guy learned nothing from Europe. Are you finished with your weekend? I guess. I don't really care about my weekend at this point. It's I'm from Europe. Are you finished with your weekend? I guess. I don't really care

about my weekend at this point. It doesn't really matter. It was arguably the key. Well, he was in Europe. But I, they, you went back to back, back to back strings. Dude. Dude. Hold on. I'm just, I'm just, I'm pulling the the tape here. Um. Side text tape. Yup, yup.

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Yeah, it's been floating around in water for a long time. It's a good point. Dust doesn't really collect in the water. Maybe sand. Yeah. Okay, fair enough. We can move on. Randy, do you want to just put the DM up for me, please?

Uh-oh. I'll read it. Hey, well, Patrick Lee here. A buddy just sent you a reel of if Buddha made porn clip. Anyway, I'm the maker of those tunes. Most were on a 2000 album called Pacific Soul, not streaming. But others, I think, were from Golden Hour, which is on all the streaming sites under my name. Not sure how these burned CDs around the

world things started or who made the Buddha name, not me, but it's fun and hilarious to observe. Wow. I say it's a gift and a curse because I mean, this whole thing started in 2006. I've lived a whole lifetime. A curse because now that there's the mystery has been somewhat solved. Yeah, it's weird. It's weird. My immediate reaction was like, damn it. I almost didn't want you to know. I liked this hunt and I kind of wanted to find it myself. But then I texted Randy and I didn't want to text anybody else just because I wanted to do this segment. And I texted Randy and I said, I said that it was a gift and a curse. And Randy said, what was it?

You had a very eloquent response, Randy. Yes, I am very eloquent. Really? I'll pull it up here. He did. He actually did make me feel better. And I think I used a portion of what you said when I responded to his DM.

I said, I said, revel in the peace of discovery. You ever reveled in a piece. Truth shall set you free or something like that. If you're wondering what's going on right now, this is all because of a segment that I did a couple months ago where I played some music for the backers and explained the lore of this unknown music. I found a burn CD at a fraternity party years ago and started listening to it with my absolute boys. And the CD was just called If Buddha Made Porn. There were

other people out there who found the CD as far as Colorado. Most people found it in Ohio somewhere, I think some Kentucky in there. And as it went on, it just got more and more difficult to figure out where this music came from. There was no lyrics to figure anything out and there were just so many people looking for this. Randy, can you play one of the songs? Because I trusted this guy but I needed to verify myself by hearing something and being like okay, yep, that's the one. And the second that I heard this, I thought to myself, man, I feel like I'm back in the dorm room in 2006. Yes, yes, this is Sent Today by Patrick Lee off of the Golden Hour album. Streaming on Spotify.

Sent Today at 4.04 PM. PM. Once I heard this it was like oh shit I'm hugging a best friend for the first time in years right now. Dave wants to freestyle over this I can just tell. just tickling those strings man right now do you see why I've gone on I've been chasing the dragon for 18 years I survived can we put this over the video Pharrell like hearing the Maggie Rogers song for the first time when he's just kinda like... It's a topical reference. That's fucking chill.

I don't know how I'm gonna operate now that I have this at my disposal. I also absolutely need him to get this un-streaming album streaming This is the one that's not streaming no, this is streaming This is the one that's on Spotify right my fear is that my favorite song is on this album That is still unknown But maybe that's the little kernel that I need to remain in the unknown. To live in the unknown.

Yeah, that's a vibe. You need one foot in, one foot out. Yeah. Yeah. You ever leave a voicemail? Yeah, I've left a voicemail. You've never left a voicemail in your fucking life. You better never hit like this. Yeah, I've left a voicemail. You've never

left a voicemail. You're never hit like this. No, I didn't. Didn't hit like this, did it? Sent your grandma's voicemail. Can we do holding music on our own phones? Can we use that? I would. I would. Boom. Boom. It's pretty good. Yeah, that

was good. Really good. Give us the artist's name again. Patrick Lee. Oh, Patty Lee, we call him. Do I need to do something for this guy? Yes. Send him a mouse pad or some golf tees. I don't know if you care. If you all know, I'd be all about that shit. Hey, man. How's this podcast? We got some golf tees. That's sick. You want some? See what he can do.

I think I should close the loop and have him make a song for like a scariest video or something. I was gonna say Wilma's but we've already got a Wilma's banger is Wilma's currently streaming on Spotify. He I believe so. Are you positive? I will go which version is it? Will Bonds Welcome to Wilma's by Barry Rigby is on Spotify.

Oh God. He did update it. And I asked him why and he, uh, I don't, I don't really remember, but they took out the end where he says like shout out to Dave Dylan and will bread. Randy too. He took out that little part of that, but it's still the full song. I missed the shout out. Yeah.

I like the shout out for Pat Lee. No, no, from Barry. Barry. He said that he liked it better without a shout out. He missed the shout out. Yeah, I like the shout out. We got a shout out from Pat Lee? No, no, from Barry. Barry, oh. He said that he liked it better without the shout out. He's the artist, so I'll let him. I'll let Barry do what Barry wants to do. Barry, you do what you want to do, Barry.

I do think we deserve a trap remix of Welcome to Wilmot, so yeah. Dude, make that happen, Randy. Yeah, sure. I think you're the guy. We need some sort of party banger remix. Yeah. For when we go, we go out.

Next meet up, just play the party banger remix. Yeah. Maybe I'll make a full length of the let's go out this weekend. I already have to include that I got yelled at a prostitute and we had a party and it was lit. Ah, yes. We had, we might need to do the extended version. I can't imagine being someone who doesn't want to hear Micah talk for 40 minutes

about just albums that he's been listening to over the last year. Pretty polarizing, it turns out. Pretty polarizing stuff. Pretty polarizing stuff. It was ethereal, Dylan. You're familiar with that? I enjoyed it. I could feel the catharsis from Micah from here when he was doing it.

Just talking about listening to it with his baby. Can't imagine being negative about that type of experience, that human experience. She's the next Willie Nelson. I'm just taking random things he said with zero context. I'll stop. I believe it was, I think- Billy String played a song,

he played a Willie Nelson song, one, but night two, he, he played a song that he recorded with Willie Nelson. And somebody I heard someone in the crowd say like, is he gonna bring Willie out? And I was like, he is playing so fast at this concert right now that Willie Nelson would have a fucking heart attack if he was standing on stage surrounded by these lights and these guys playing at the speed that they're playing. There's just simply no way. Yeah, he's a an old man now. Did he do dust in a baggie? He did he did he ended the first set with it

That's so amazing want to drive fast every dad in the crowd is looking around like dude. My son loves this song My son was a problem Don't know that one If you if you heard it, you'd like it. It's a catchy tune Okay, there's a lot of people that, I mean, one of my buddies said, yeah, of course, our kids like it so much. It's catchy and it talks about calling your daddy. I was like, yeah, you know what?

Not the podcast, not the podcast, Randy. How's that going lately? I know you listen to every episode. Oh, big daddy gang over here. No, I've never listened to an episode. You know that they spent $100 thousand dollars for the temporary set in the White House. This whole studio didn't cost a hundred thousand.

Okay, just common sense. If we were interviewing someone in the White House and they said like, Hey, do you guys want like, we'll spend a hundred thousand dollars on the set for it. It'd be like, fuck yeah, that sounds bad ass. Well, look at this. We got, we already got it. It's right here. It's a good set. But when I was painting yesterday, well, I did throw on some of some Patrick Lee.

That's what I was trying to tell you this morning. I was like, yeah, I'm vibing this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He gets it. I just want to sip some coffee while the watch some raindrops trickle down the window. Yeah. Good shit. You're still thinking about it. Yeah. What's your problem? Why you look so uneasy? I just I don't have much to add to the seg. I don't know. Well, when I stepped out to the concert the other night, I'm gonna blow

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I'll set the stage. How about someone sets it? Dylan's a little laggy right now. Yeah, I am. Dude, he's over there just straight up misprint. Yeah, you are a misprint, dude. What does that mean? What? A couple weeks ago on the show, Dylan was teasing his trip. He mentioned that he was going to be in Amsterdam and I believe

it came up. We were kind of contemplating like, hey, you're going to meet Max and some of the other F1 drivers. F1 drivers typically tiny, short people and then Dylan said that people from that part of Europe are notoriously at paraphrasing here. You will see in the clip notoriously short. Was it a statement or a question? You're about to find out so I read it as everyone knows now

that I've already posted this on circling back pod, which you should be ready of watches because you should be following. I'm wondering, like, what even prompted that that mindset for me? Do you have the listeners voicemail? Yes, yes. Oh, you do. OK, well, yes, yes. OK, so if you haven't seen this already, I remember the voicemail. Go follow it at circling back pod on Instagram. If you don't, Daddy Zuck is going to come and steal all your personal data this Christmas mail. Go follow it at Circling Back Pod

on Instagram. If you don't, Daddy Zuck is going to come and steal all your personal data this Christmas season. Just play the voice. Okay, okay. Let's get this **** over with. Let me pull it up here. Takes a little takes a little second.

Sure. I was trying to give you some runaway there. I'm surprised you didn't do it 43 minutes ago. Hey, let's pull the tape. I don't remember. Well, I don't I'm not a Lewis hater. I love Lewis Hamilton, too. But I just think Verstappen's hilarious because he's an asshole. Have fun walking around like a giant over there.

Am I going to feel tall? Oh, yeah. Did you you got exposed a little bit on voicemails? Oh, fuck yeah you did. What happened? You said something on an episode previous that people in the Netherlands were famously short or something? I did not say that. Listen to Monday's episode where Dylan just said that Dutch people are famously not tall. Dutch people are on average the tallest nationality on the planet. So what one take you had where you've just been wildly incorrect. Not just wildly incorrect,

you couldn't have been more incorrect. I think we could run the tape. Somebody left. I don't know how tall they are. You made a comment. You made a comment. I don't know how tall the Dutch are. But statistically speaking,

they're the tallest, like in the world. I didn't say that. Dylan, don't talk to me, talk to the listener. How would I know the height of people in the Netherlands? Well, I think that's what our listeners are wondering. Pull the tape, because I'm pretty sure I did not say that. Pull the tape, Randy. I feel like he's gonna react about pump fake him.

Yeah, but his reaction will be, like you might be on the ground. Like what are you doing? He famously has some of the fastest reactions in the world. That's true, very quick, but he's also some of the fastest reactions in the world. That's true. Very quick, but he's also not a big lad. Yeah. Okay. Those Dutch man. They're not, they're not big people. That's such like a throwaway comment though. I wasn't like standing on business with that. I was like, Oh, dude, you were standing on business. If we, if we did a pull the tape

for everything we got wrong on this show, that's all the show would be is just pulling the tape and correcting ourselves. That's a nothing. This is a non-story. No, well, I think I said, I don't think you were here for this, but I was talking to Dave about pulling the tape on stuff. If someone pulls the tape, someone can just tell me that I had a take and I was wrong about it. And I'm probably just going to be like, oh yeah, that was a dumb take, even if I didn't even say it. Like I have no faith in anything I say at this point. Let's not act like before this listener informed us

that the Dutch people are actually pretty tall. Let's not act like anyone in this room knew that people in Netherlands were actually a tall, like it's not a tall country. I knew they were taller than most. Well, in hindsight, when I go back to our- You did not. We had a Dutch exchange student who in high school was like six foot two. Dutch gives short to me, I guess. That's why, I don't know why I thought that. I thought that Max,

which he's about six feet tall, I thought he was shorter than he actually is. Also... Did you pump fake him? I didn't pump fake him. I decided not There was one of the listeners I met up with is like legit Dutch. Shout out Bob. Very nice young man. Tall. Six two or three. Tall guy. Well yeah statistically speaking they're the tallest people in the world. Statistically speaking they're the tallest region apparently. So should I continue to be fake news or should I play the rest of the clip Dave? Play the rest of the club. Alright, Okay, okay, this is an absolute non story. You have to admit it. I don't even know if you made it a story by simply not believing because in my head, I knew that I didn't know if that was true. And so when when it was brought up, I guess, a week or two later, I don't know when it was I was like, wait, no, I don't know how tall the Dutch are. There's no way I would have said something if I don't know unless it was so I'm glad that I had, there was a clarifying statement and thank you for including that in the video, Randy. I didn't include it. And I included it in the podcast, but not in the pull a tape video.

Okay. That's okay. That's very important context out of the. Well, hey, hey, fake news. Come on. It's election season. I don't even know if that's true. And I, and I, hey, maybe,

maybe that's why you didn't even pull at 3%. Yeah. El gliz. That's why El gliz will never be a candidate for major office again. You don't have the skin. I'm sure a hot dog skin. I'm sure I hit 1%. Yeah. No, you didn't. Yeah. It was tough.

You talk. We tried. Well, thanks. Thanks for airing me out for absolutely no reason at all. Content. The guy said you couldn't, you literally couldn't have been more wrong. Okay. That guy left out some important content.

Seriously. I don't know, I support our listeners. Ha ha ha. That's a joke. That's funny. Good job, everybody. Lot of English influence in Amsterdam. Brits there.

They're close, dude. Yeah. Real close. Big ol' facts. Who do you find more pleasant? You know, I didn't really, I don't know. Everyone in Amsterdam was nice, like everybody. Also, when someone is speaking Dutch,

it sounds a lot like German. I had a really hard time telling the two languages apart. Do you know German? Even the guys I was talking to, I was like, I said that. Oh yeah, they sound a lot alike. No, I don't know German, but I can identify the language when someone speaks it. Ah, yeah. Guten tag. C. That's Spanish. David, you're going to take us out Yellowstone way? That's Spanish. David, you're going to take us out Yellowstone way. I feel like this has gone a little bit unnoticed around these parts.

I'll show that these two guys were ground floor on. Have since bailed. I show that I jumped into, I guess, a year ago. Maybe two. The Yellowstone finale was last night, and I'm going to spoil the living piss out of it. So if you don't want the series finale spoiled, I, I wreck series finale. Well, here's the thing. Yes, but they don't call it. They call it the season finale. All indication is that it's dumb, but there's some speculation. I know that. Let me just tell you this. The entire, like half of the

finale was just in half of this season was just setting up the four sixes spin-off. Oh, for real? Yeah. For real, for real? Isn't the main guy played by Taylor Sheridan? Of the four sixes? Like he is a horse, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

As finales go, this fucking sucked. To wrap up the season in the manner they did, it was in addition to being predictable, like the first 10 to 15 minutes are just, it's just the horse trainer that Taylor Sheridan wrote as himself. It's just him like riffing with the Cowboys and like the fucking Cowboy House. He's trying to sound like a badass. He does sound like a badass. That's the thing.

And he does this. He did this in Lioness, which by the way, I cannot wait to go home and watch tonight. He's like written himself these big sick characters. You're like, okay, I just wish I didn't know it was Taylor Sheridan, the guy like the executive producer and the writer for some a lot of it. Like, it's just weird. Like, oh, he wrote this. He wrote this really cool character who is jacked and gets chicks

and is like rides a horse very well for himself. He's going to star in his own spinoff. I don't know if he's gonna start it but I think he is going to be a part of it. He has to be. Remember Billy? Is it Billy? Yeah. From like the kind of aloof cowboy early on. So, he's not really in the in the show. Uh season four like he spoiling big time but he goes down to Texas and he's gonna go work that ranch and he's gonna go be a you know, uh a horse trainer down there, whatever and they kind of bring him back for this season just to kind of like hey, don't forget about Billy. Also the the the the hot vet that he is now like hooking up with. She's gonna be on the show too, but we're not gonna give her really any lines where she's served she's a she's a horse vet actually oh

mm-hmm ever been there I know very secluded yeah hard to get to do you want to know what happens yeah you know Kevin Costner dies yeah you know it's a suicide but something far more sinister as it play no really he got dies. Yeah. You know, it's a suicide. But something is far more sinister as it play. No, really, he got suicided. He got Epstein. For real by Jamie. Jamie was involved, although he was a little bit like didn't realize it was going to be a hit type deal, but also he's smart enough to know he was in on it. And it was this chick he was hooking up with who works for a the biggest private equity

firm in the world, who basically wanted to build an airport on the Yellowstone Ranch for condos, ski, all that shit. They were going to, you know, they wanted to take the ranch. Jamie's in bed with them now. He's also the attorney general while John Dutton was the governor. the the the the the

the the the the Yeah, they figured out. And this episode, Jamie, finally, she just well, hold on. Hold on. Yeah. She does finally kills Jamie. So immediately. Oh, yeah. They finally. They finally put John Dutton in the ground.

They had this beautiful ceremony on the ranch and like it's only it's for just the Cowboys and then the the the two the chief of the Native American tribes there, and then like that woman who's in politics that John used to hook up with is there. And it's very nice. And then people say their piece, Beth, she puts a rose on the coffin or a flower or whatever, kisses it, and she like puts her face on it and she goes, I will avenge you. When do you think that's going to happen? Oh, how about like immediately after the ceremony? She's gonna just go get some bear mace and a knife and she's gonna go just drive into town and uh she's gonna kill Jamie. So Jimmy wasn't at the funeral? No, not invited, you know,

because everybody thinks he killed his dad, which he basically did. So she got him and stabbed him. Yeah, they get in this fight. This is last night's finale. This all happens in one finale. I'm glad, okay. It was two hours, right? And like Rip, Rip is there and Rip's such a bat. Rip like gets into it with the priest. He's like, I'm gonna do it.

You can leave. He's like, we have people who will put the coffin into the ground. He's like, I'm gonna do it. Everybody leaves, Rip lowers into the ground, buries him. And then like out of nowhere, he's like, wait, where it. Everybody leaves rip lowers into the ground buries him and then like out of nowhere He's like wait, where's my where's my wife? Where's Beth? She's fucking in the Bentley just harm our committing murder. He figures it out. Yeah, he He has that he grabs Lloyd and he fucking heads that way and

They get there as Beth is he Jamie's on, Jamie's about to kill Beth. She hits him with a crowbar a couple of times, sprays him with the mace. He goes, he knocks her out, goes into his, goes into his fridge, gets some milk, pours it on his face. He's just got a face covered with milk. It's very off-putting.

And he's like, ah, I can finally see again. I don't know if Bear Mace is able to be just counteracted by milk. You can milk anything, David. Apparently, you just dump milk on your face and you're good. He's choking her out. And the next thing you know, rips there and rip just well starts whipping his ass and then Beth gets a knife and just stabs him in the stomach.

Oh my God. Yeah. Is there a point that storylines over how much she hates Jamie server a point in the series where one of the kids is? like hold on would it be kind of dope to have like An airport and like a baller ass pad on this like ski area that they want to build here like what if we just like really just leaned into this and lived like a baller succession life instead of living on a ranch the rest of their lives. They all stood to make hundreds of millions of dollars. Yeah like all they had to do was sell the ranch for fair market value and they would have been generationally wealthy.

And I'd have to deal with everyone trying to kill them and take their land and yeah what's cost or not it's like wait hold on we could just have like outrageous property taxes. Yeah we could probably negotiate like a penthouse of this ski resort. Or maybe like, hey, can you maybe we keep 300 acres to ourselves? So here's the deal. Also, a big important part of it. The reason they're going to lose the ranch. So they're going to lose the ranch because they can't afford to pay the inheritance tax on the ranch, which I don't even think Montana has an inheritance tax, but whatever. Not that big of a deal. This is the case. He figures out what if we sell it to somebody for a really really low amount. There's not there's not So they sell it to the the Native Americans the the member from season one big yeah, yeah, they're there in

They sell the ranch to him for a dollar What is it it's like a dollar 25 per acre or something like an X which is the amount that they which is what it was worth or in like 1883 okay so they sell it to him for like nothing to avoid having to and basically they think they're gonna skirt the taxes that way. But that's not how it works. You don't pay. Yeah. It's this whole thing. It's like you guys didn't research this. Like you don't get to just not pay the taxes on it because you sold it extremely cheap based on like actual appraised value of the land. Yeah.

Okay. You know, so the land goes back to the tribe as it was stated it would, which you the funeral. Casey and his family now have like a spot. They carved out a few hundred acres on like the far end of the ranch. There's good living. Yeah, John and I'm sorry, rip and Beth and their now adopted son. I guess he's adopted formula. I don't know. They're living in like Dylan, Montana, which is like no tourists, they make sure to say there's no community Californians there. Lloyd, they don't really give you any much the last thing you see Lloyd do is help dispose of Jamie's body, throwing it off the cliff. And you're like, okay, I'd love to know what happens to Lloyd.

At the train station? Yeah. Okay. Our girl, what's her name? Who's the kind of Lainey Wilson? She makes an appearance. She's playing a Billy Bob's and that one cowboy, not Colby who got stomped out by a horse a few episodes ago his best bud he goes and he like Like rekindles things with her because they had like a thing going That's pretty much it. Give her goes to the four sixes with the you know, how many seasons in total?

Five or six. I think I watched two of them and I have no regrets. You're good. I started season three and got out. You guys are good. I got tired of it. You're good. I'm glad to hear that Jamie finally got killed though. The most entertaining, terrible show I've ever watched. Yeah, I'm not mad that I watched the first two and a half seasons by any means.

I'm glad I have a reference point and I'm glad I can think about it. But like, it just got to the point where I was like, yeah, I don't need to spend my free time doing this anymore. Yeah, it was fun coming in here the next morning and be like, what the fuck was that? That episode was insane.

Like they got another gunfight. So I will, I just, it was the point where, what's the young, what's the son's name with the long hair, Casey? Yeah. Whenever Casey flipped over his desk and was in a gunfight in his office, that's when I was like, Okay, no, I'm

out. This is too much. This is not happening in small town Montana. He does not have a bulletproof desk that is protecting him from getting shot right now. Like I cannot in good faith watch this television show. $1.25 an acre. So they sold that ranch for $1.1 million. Seems like a deal, bro. Quite the deal. With the handshake agreement is we get to keep using the land. Yeah. And there's no like, it doesn't appear that anyone drew up like this. It seems like a very

complex deal. It's just done. Like they're just in there. It looks like one piece of paper. They're just signing it over. I'm like, I feel like this is a thing that would drag on. Yeah. Even if it let's say it's all in the up and up, like it's. I won like 10 lawyers reading over that. Yeah. Making sure it's legit.

Yeah, there's a number of issues. It's what a mess, but we're done. On the lioness. Okay. Can I do a little PSA for anyone listening out there? Please. Maybe anyone who rents. If you haven't heard of built, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your rent through built. It's spelled B-I-L-T. They're literally built different. You

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steam to start earning points today on your rent payments. Let's do this. Alright, Dylan, give us a full rundown. Yeah, I'm just gonna give you a rundown of what you know what I did in Europe, places I went to, and if y'all have questions you wanna interject with, just fire fire away. Okay. Yeah, so got to Amsterdam in the morning. What day? I got there Tuesday, Wednesday morning. Tuesday morning. Tuesday morning. Cuz you left on Monday. Left on

Monday. Yeah, flew out, flew through the night. Unless you flew the other way around the world. I don. Tuesday morning. Cuz you left on Monday. Left on Monday. Yeah, flew out, flew through the night. Unless you flew the other way around the world. I don't think so. Got there Tuesday morning. Got picked up at the Amsterdam airport in the nicest Mercedes Benz I've I've ever seen in my life which was a nice little surprise. Got to my hotel. It's one of the coolest hotels I've ever seen in my entire life. It looked sick. It was so sick. Of course, it was built in like the 1600 hotel. It's one of the coolest hotels I've ever seen in my entire life. It looked sick. It was so sick. Of course, it was built in like the 1600s. Owned by Heineken, by the way.

Like the view from your room. Had a Yeah, I had a view of one of the canals that the hotel was incredible. Did you was it like I think I see this when you called in? Did it was like, is it canal like runoff from the channel? Okay you was it like I think I asked you this when you called in and it was like is the canal like run off from the channel? Okay, you asked you asked me when I called in like what's the river? Yeah, the reason I I did

not answer that question. I thought you were talking about like the canal that goes to the city but there are canals like on every street. Uh the Amstel River runs through the city and it's all like the river is it's all damned off hence the name oh the umstead um yes oh which was explained to me while we were there but that mean auto attacks the canals are so fucking cool and they're like like

literally like every street every other street there's a canal there and they're all just just just really pretty. Every building is from like the 15, 16, 1700s. We had a great dinner the first night. Great dinner actually. Second day we did the Heineken Museum tour, which was really cool. Got to see like the original like brewery right there in like downtown Amsterdam.

They have like old bottles and stuff. They did. They had a whole, yeah, a whole room of them. It was pretty, pretty sick. Did they ever do anything with like any of their bottles where like the the necks of the bottles had like grooves in them to make the beer flow faster down your throat? No, but I learned that they have these bottles that were basically shaped like bricks, and they fit into each other.

Okay. And it's because the idea behind it was a lot of glass bottles ended up like just thrown onto the ground or the beach or whatever. And the idea was that people could use these to like construct homes with you fill them with sand and you fit them together and you just build them up. It't last very long let's go say I didn't work out very well and then that night that was Saturday night no it wasn't I'm just I'm thinking of Madrid this was on Wednesday night is when I met up with three listeners of the show

Bob Tom and David it's your name those were their names Bob Tom and David. That's your name. Those were their names. Bob, Tom and David. Bob was the tall Dutchman. David was the most German guy I've ever met in my life. And then Tom is actually from the Midwest, but he's lived in Amsterdam for many years and he lived all over. Very nice guys. We had a beer at this windmill bar. We decided like, hey, this is my last night. My last like full night here. I haven't seen the red light district yet. Let's go there.

So we went there to a bar like street over from like the main part of the red light district. It was cool. And then, yeah, I walked through the red light district and it's like beautiful, first of all. And I knew that there was a rule against taking pictures of like the windows where the young women are hanging out. And I was on the bridge, like over the canal

and I was like, hey man, can I take a picture from here? Like it's really far away. Like no one's gonna know that I'm doing. It's like, I was with David at this point, the German. He was like, oh yeah, dude, just do it. It's like, okay, took a picture, put my phone in my pocket, thought nothing of it. And then we walked by the window where I took the picture

and as I'm doing it, this woman walks out and just starts yelling at me, hey, motherfucker, you taking pictures of me? I was like, whoa, whoa, how did, I don't know how she saw me do it or if someone notified her that I did it? I don't know. But it was a little embarrassing because a lot of people like, what the fuck did this guy just do? And I walked

right past and what ended up being not a big deal was, it was kind of funny. You sent us the photo and it's so far away that I can't grasp how anybody like they just it's on their radar. I just they just I don't know. You think they they have like do you think like some other person saw you doing it and like phoned into them being like oh this guy just pointed a camera towards your screen that's what I'm wondering towards your window I don't know it makes no sense well sexual tension though maybe yeah yeah his mouth kiss no wait no she's like get in here no kiss fire a lot of

different just it's it's interesting how are the red lights? They're red. Cool. Yeah, it's just these windows like, you know, like Florida ceiling windows that are like there's a red light strip around them. And that indicates prostitute was in a blue light means transgender. These are all people you can pay to engage in activities with. Did you see anybody doing that? I didn't see anybody like go in. Well, I mean the street was packed with people. Yeah. My favorite thing about Amsterdam is just walking the streets, man. Just walk the streets. I probably walked 18 miles in the two and a half days I was in Amsterdam. I just started walking and exploring shit. It was so bad ass. Did

you guys like the videos I was doing? I did. I told you it was appointment television every morning when I woke up. People seem to enjoy them and wanted me to do more. I went to the Van Gogh Museum. Dude, shout out to the goat. I can't believe people were slandering it. Yeah, like, oh, I could do that. Like that painting literally sold for $117 million. Like put some respect on Van Gogh. Did he do the one where he, it's like a banana duct taped to the wall?

Did he do that one? I don't believe that was Vincent Van Gogh. Yeah. I like that one. Have you rewatched the episode of Ted Lasso since you saw the boat and the canal? No, I haven't, but that was, I was definitely thinking about that, like throughout my time being there. And then we did our canal cruise, which was the next day, the day that we left, we got up early and we did a canal cruise and they're like, Oh,

this is the Ted Lasso boat and here's the bridge where she fell off. And so I was like, Oh, that's, that's a little interesting. So of course, I wanted to walk back because only like half a mile from my hotel. So on my walk, I found it again. And I got a little video. That's pretty sweet. The canals are just they're, they're stunning. They're stunning. Yeah, they're so cool. And the houseboats are so cool where these people live. Yeah, the canal tour was great. And

they set us up with like this incredible array of food and drinks. Got oysters off. It was incredible. Yeah. What'd you do in Madrid? Madrid, totally different vibe than Amsterdam. So, so Amsterdam just feels very old and historic. Oh, I did the Anne Frank house, too. I want to mention which was obviously a very cool experience. But yeah, Amsterdam is just a really old European city. Madrid is a mixture of like old architecture and a lot of modern. It's just a big, really pretty, really clean city where everyone is outside all the time. They have markets all the time. They have markets

along the streets and yeah it was it was just a really really nice city. The food was incredible, not just the churro that I featured in on Instagram which was very good by the way. You know that churro place has one here? Did you know about this? No. That place apparently has a location in Austin. Really? That's relatively new. I wonder how it compares to the original.

Barrett said they've had some issues with, they've got like a churro line, and a regular food line, and a drink line, and apparently it's kind of, a little chaotic. Okay. But he said the churros are supposed to be very good. Yeah, and they were very good. Yeah, we did another nice dinner in Madrid and then we had the Heineken event. We went to this

gamer convention, which was a pretty interesting scene. And yeah, they did the player 0.0 global finals, which was a pretty cool thing. And yeah, man, it was just a hell of a time. Amsterdam, so before this, I've said that Capri in Italy is my favorite place I've ever visited. Now, I'm not so sure. Wow. Now, I'm not so sure. So, you're glad you went on the trip. I'm glad I went on the trip. There was a scenario where nobody from Wash Media went on this trip and it was going to be, it was going to be devastating. Also, every time I got back to my hotel room, they had like gifts was a great area where nobody from Wash Media went on this trip and it was going to be it was going to be devastating.

Also, every time I got back to my hotel room, they had like gifts waiting for me just snacks and treats and socks and jackets and just all kinds of cool ****. Jackets? Yeah. Wow. The reason why I didn't bring back stuff for everyone,

I carried, so I carried on. I had no room. I had to leave. I had to leave some of the stuff that they gave me behind because I had no room for it. at least some of the stuff that they gave me behind. Yeah, that's hard for it. It's true. I brought some stroopwafel back. She matched the homie with some of that. Yeah, he tried it last night. He vibing on it. He didn't love it. But he did. He

wasn't going off the stroopwafel. He wouldn't gone off the strew. It was a hell of a time, man. I'm really glad I did it. But I'm also very happy to be back. So thank you to the fine folks of Heineken for having me out. Yeah, I'm jealous. Yeah. If you got a chance to go to Amsterdam, don't pass it out. Yeah, if any dope brands wanna reach out to me to go to Amsterdam in the same fashion that Dylan just did, my email's open. So cool. Everyone bikes everywhere. Everyone. No helmets though. No, not. Do you feel

vindicated? Do you feel at home? I didn't see a single I'm not kidding. Everyone. No helmets though. Nope. Not you feel at home? I didn't see a single helmet in that city. I'm not even kidding. Do you mash the Lucy button on this trip? Yeah, I had quite a bit of Lucy. Yeah, I went through a whole little case of it. Not

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Big Walker. Big. What do you do if you're taking your morning walk and then suddenly you're just getting absolutely mauled by 10 otters? I saw this headline. What's the play here? I absolutely have to know more. Um it said on September 11th of this. I'm just gonna read a couple of passages from this

just to start to set the scene here cuz this woman got absolutely tortured by these things. I always thought otters otters would be relatively uh nice animals. It's but I've I've recently learned that they're just not otters do give nice. Yeah, look, they're just usually floating down a river on their back, just chilling out. You know, people are too comfortable around animals. I've been saying that for years. Well, let me take you back to September 11th of twenty twenty four.

Oh, indeed. She said, I arrived at the park ready to begin my usual routine. The air was still in the path empty. My feet hit the ground at a steady pace and all seemed serene until something shot out of the drain beside me and a sharp searing pain erupted in my foot. At first I thought I must have started a stray cat. By the time I realized what had actually bitten me, more otters were pouring out from the drain and sinking their teeth into my feet. Oh my God. Panic surged through me and I thrashed around,

collapsing into a sitting position as I tried to fight them off. My voice cracked as I screamed for help. The attack was relentless. There were 10 otters in all, tearing my arms, my legs, even the back of my scalp, as though driven by some unyielding fury. I struggled, shielding my face as best as I could

for what felt like five agonizing minutes until a couple rushed to help. The wife found an abandoned paint pot and swung it at the otters in an attempt to fend them off, only for some of them to turn on her and her husband instead. A third jogger dashed over to help me escape the area. More people gathered, drawn by the commotion, and the park security guard arrived, wielding an iron rod to frighten the animals away. Bloodied and overwhelmed by the pain, I sat on the side of the path in a state of shock, only starting to grasp the full extent of my injuries. This is why I always carry.

Just in case. This is nuts. Wait, you're just gunning down otters in the middle of a park? You never know, dude. Do we know what kind of otter? because they range in size quite a bit, you know, it's really hard to say Malaysian otters like the giant otter it can be 57 to 71 pounds. Hopefully this that's not what was going on here. That's a huge otter You know hard to say Dylan

I don't think we have specifics on the otters. Even the North American River otter is 10 to 33. And I thought they were like pretty small. Did she fuck around and find out? I don't know if she was fucking around. It sounds like she was just trying to have a chill little morning on September 11th and like go through her routine, whatever that may be. How does she, how does she

That is terrible. Enjoy that day. I know some, I know some people in history who are trying to have a chill morning on the September 11th. Okay. Agree. Didn't go well for them. She picked the wrong day to have this happen. Just like no one's gonna, that day's gonna be remembered for something else and not because she got attacked by ten honors. She did

choose the wrong day to be attacked by honors. Tell you what, she'll never forget that day. That is absolutely terrifying. My my at first I was like, why you just like kick them off you? I thought they were like five to eight pounds but how what do they get up to?

I don't know if these are giant. The giant otter up to 70 pounds but I don't think this was a giant otter. I would probably probably would have never seen that giant otter. Is that like a what's the what's the ugly little fella, the nutria? You ever seen one of those little fucks? The Opsa, the capybara.

I can't remember what it's called. I know what you mean. It's not an otter, obviously, but they are fucking big old rodents. I mean, I'm looking up UK otters right now, and none appear to be like absolutely massive. But if you have 10 of these things just going at you, I don't see a scenario where you're psyched. If it's like, even if it's like 20 cats attacked you,

20 house cats. Dude, one house cat's overwhelming. That's not fun at all. That's scary. Sinking their teeth into you? Why are they going for the feet? I didn't know they were like that. Didn't this happen to you in Madrid? Didn't you say there was a bunch of bea teeth into you? Why are they going for the feet? I didn't know they were like that. Didn't this happen to you in Madrid?

Didn't you say there was a bunch of beavers attacking you? Uh, come on Dave, stop. I don't know if I want to be, I don't know if I want my spirit animal to be in otter anymore. I didn't. No, you gotta have that element of danger. Were they rabid or something?

Like what are they, what's going on? Wouldn't your first concern be like? surely she wouldn't got shots rabies. Right. Now, they were they were otters. They weren't rabbits. I'm sorry. You know, if you get rabies, it's a almost certain death sentence. I don't want it. It's like 99 plus percent. You're going to die. I'm going to avoid trying to get rabies.

Yeah, same, man. That's the that's ideal. So just not getting it. Yeah, I'm just not about that life. How's she doing? She survived. She's become friends with the two people who tried to help her who also sustained injuries and had to get surgery. Not ideal for the squad.

What happened to the otters? Imagine like, like going out to dinner with like a bunch of people and it's like, Hey, how'd you guys become friends? Oh, we were attacked by some vicious otters in the park a couple of years ago. It's bonded together. Then you have to tell the story. Yeah.

People aren't gonna let it stop there. I mean, we'll, we gotta know what you do. Cause everybody assumes you did something. I think she's wrong to not or in this life or another. Typically that's how this works. You don't just have otters just like pouring out of the gutters to murder you. No, they that she picked the wrong day just to walk. You gotta be careful even on a nice long walk. Just 10 of them ready to fucking roll. Like imagine if Dylan got like imagine if Dylan was taking a walk in Amsterdam and got killed by 10 otters. Like he

just got mauled. Obviously, we'd be sad, but like it'd be sad and like there'd be like probably an obituary run in an Austin newspaper, you know, people would reach out to Dave and I being like, Hey, like I heard that Dylan passed away. Like you guys would get content out of it for a very long time. Like what happened? And we'd be like, dude, I mean, okay, I know, hold on before I say anything, like, it's really sad. It's really sad. But like, you got eaten by like 10 Otters. He was taking a photo of the auditors and he thought he was in the clear but like they found out he took the photo and they were fucking they just mauled his ass it was payback they keep took a photo of their favorite prostitute so like the ones in the window a day is that like do you walk

up and say look at do you walk up and say it? Look at that. You walk up to him and they they start talking to you through the window. I don't know if I don't know if it's like through the window. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, hello. If they see you,

they, hey, come here. Like they try to, they try to entice you and bring you in and then they start talking shop with you if you get close to the window. Would you talk in the shop? No, no, I didn't. I didn't really talk to him. You just had a belly full of stroopwafel. Just had to go home. Did you tell him that you got rug pulled by Hawk to? Yeah, I told him that they said. Yeah, I heard that was happening. I'm so sorry, baby. How they talk. I don't fucking know. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, good time, man. like that. Yeah, I had a good time, man. Well, I'm glad you made it back alive, man. Thank you. It's big for everybody.

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