Circling Back - An Old Bag o' Bones Pulled a Gun on Dillon & Circling Lore with Dan | Circling Back 8-6-25

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

Dan Regester joins the show as Dillon tells the story from last Friday of an old man flashing his gun at him, Duncanville legend Jeff Bliss, Circling Back lore from listeners, Matt Rife's haunted purchases, cringey Microsoft workday video, and new Ashton Hall video. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop • (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (8:40) Old Bag o' Bones Flashed a Gun at Dillon • (22:10) Remembering Jeff Bliss, Duncanville Legend • (29:10) Circling Back Lore • (47:18) Matt Rife Likes Haunted Stuff • (1:01:40) Microsoft Workday Video • (59:00) New Ashton Hall Just Dropped Support This Episode’s Sponsors: • Rocket Money: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://rocketmoney.com/circling⁠ today. • Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners $10 off with the promo code STEAM at chubbiesshorts.com/STEAM. • Magic Mind: Get 60% off the Magic Mind offer with our link and code: magicmind.com/dipmf & DIP60. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You know, A lot of All right, we're back. It's a circling back podcast. You'll see in a second why Dave's not yet in frame, but the boys, dude, just go top, just go, uh, tops off. No, he couldn't do it in time. He just shredded his shirt trying to get the sleeves off.

Trying to beat the clock here. Anyway, why does nobody want to see Dave's physique? We're live. We're live, baby from the, uh, wash media studios here in Austin, Texas. What's up, chat? Dave's back on the mic. Good shot. That was a good shot.

It was a good shot. The show cannot come soon enough. There he is. Yeah, Dan showed up like this, and so I decided to join up. I thought we were being ultra chill bros. You know, just kind of hanging out. Dude, we are. We are.

Dan register in the building. So, boys. Always a pleasure. How's that sport coffee treating you? I feel nothing. Okay. Yeah. But you like it, though.

Their sponsor? Maybe. Not yet. Not yet. Be nice to them. Okay. We want them to be. I had a vanilla bean one this morning and enjoyed it.

I had a mocha cacao. And it was pretty good. Pretty good. Producer Randy. Hi, Dave. My mic was muted. Hi, Dave. How are you?

We're off to a blistering start. Yeah, I was all frazzled. I thought you were going to get the shirt off. We can get you another one if you want. I over shredded my shirt. We get you another one. another one big dog red if you're watching could you bring me another shirt to shred i'm actually not here to do the podcast i'm strictly here to audit randy okay oh fantastic

love love that anytime he takes a misstep make sure you call it out oh i've noted several okay wow love it's teacher week dropping uh voicemails on friday it's gonna be a fun one recording that later today um what else we did uh exactly five minutes on patreon yesterday one of the best we've done in recent memory it was very good it just felt clean it was every everyone we jumped to we just had something for the prompts

were very good they were dialed yeah I think I see a shadow might be getting a shirt um there he is big game bread oh no wow all right good stuff Brett hey how do my arms look at you Brett Randy next to Dan

let's see Dan can you give me a flex Well, these are the smallest my arms I've been in like Probably multiple layers Let's flex next to each other Oh my god Dan looks you

I mean you want to see it Yeah let's see it Look at that Go ahead flex again Jesus Christ Dan Mine don't look terrible I haven't done upper body in like two months They do look big

I've lost 20 pounds He's a big fella Have you? Yeah I'm done to 210 Not that your audience cares No they do They want to know your measurables, man. But no fitness talk.

Combine way in. Dan, that's what we put in the corner. Sorry, Randy. I just keep throwing sleeves at you. It's all good. Another day in the life of Randy. Listen, check out exactly five minutes on Patreon. I know we just talked about it.

It's a, you get a, what, a seven-day free trial. And it... Just go sign off. Go sign up. It's what keeps the show going. Don't even do the trial. Just go dive in. Go dick first into the...

I don't know if you can, like, skip the trial. trial, but just last to seven days and then stay on with us. Skip the trial. What is this, Epstein? A plea agreement. All right, sorry. Dan's here. I'm forcing shots up.

We're still talking about Epstein? We're also doing listener voicemails recording it later today, and that will be released Friday morning. Yes, exclusively teacher-centric stuff. Teacher-centric stuff. And we got a great lineup of voicemails. Are you hot for teacher? Yeah, always, man.

Oh, yeah? I stay hot for teachers. Did you ever, do you ever have any hot teachers? Oh, yeah. Dude, I really struck out in the hot teacher department. Shout to my 10th grade English teacher, Ms. Pena. No offense to any of them who might be listening. I'm just going to mute Dave's mic for now.

Oh, it's because your base isn't spread out. That's why it's so tippy. I hate when my base isn't spread out. Yeah, you got to spread that base, player. Don't worry. I got the sandbags, and I got a bag of sand from Home Depot yesterday. So we will have more stable mics. You should have done that on camera.

Yeah, do it on camera. Yeah, do it on camera. Dave, sex sells. We've been over this. Sex sells, man. That would be premium content. Dave is shirtless. Yeah, for that.

Dude, we look great, man. I think so. We look great. This is a great shirt. A lot of casual boys. It's a little Pat McAfee. Ask what. We look better than Pat.

I think officially. We're coming for Pat. That's why we moved to 11. We're trying to compete with McAfee. Yeah, we don't even care. We're not scared of him. We don't care. Doesn't he go like five hours?

He just lost, he just lost like six viewers because of us. Oh, yeah? Just lost seven. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Is coward is still going around this time? The ladies are swarming to the live feed right now. I don't know.

I saw ESPN bought everything yesterday. What happened? Thought they signed like a influencer for 14 million dollars. They have Red Zone, don't they? They did, but I believe Scott Hansen has said he's sticking around. That's all I really care about. I need my Scott and no commercials. Yeah, he's not going to the Ganges anytime.

Those are the ingredients for a great red zone. No commercials in Scott Hanson. We're dropping a newsletter as we do every Friday. Actually, we started working on it already. Substack, wash.substack.com. And hey, if you're on YouTube and you're watching this at YouTube.com slash circling back like and subscribe randy tell them about it yeah like and subscribe comment below tell a friend hit the bell so that you're notified and just make sure it's there

that's a big one people are wanting like an email blast and i'm saying just go subscribe hit the notey hit the bell hit the bell hit the bell we're kind of in a weird spot with that because it's like do we send out an email every show that would be a little redundant i guess i don't know help us catch that algo jet stream yeah we want to be algo friendly hit us with a like that helps if you're Jose Algo. Yeah. Dan gets it. If you're a listener, you don't want to watch, I don't know why.

You should see what's going on here right now in the studio. It's amazing. But at least, you know, just go to YouTube and just hit us with a, with a subscribe, too. You don't have to watch. We'd appreciate it if you did, but it's a visual show. Give us a subscribe. Look at us. We're crazy, dude.

We'll do anything, man. We're fucking, no one's doing this, but you don't, you don't see this. Except for Pat. Pat is doing that. This might be too broie, to be honest with you. I know. I'm about to pick up the sticks and play FIFA. I didn't even think about that.

the show is too burly now it's okay listen if i was going to turn you off they're not here to begin with they saw my name we were all in a frat that's a great point we were all on a frat like it checks out dan's gonna go do deadlifts in his converse after this oh yeah yeah yeah deadlift day it's always deadlift day okay wow i hate doing legs man i do them but i hate it believe it that's that's like dan's thing believe it or not i do do them dan y'all should have a quad off no i'll sit out because i'm wearing jeans i already lost the arm off i don't want to do a quad off with dan You know That's a spread and butter, man

Brett, if you're still listening, I'm feeling left out. Can you give me one of these shirts too? Brett's doing a... Just pre-cut them. Brett's the MVP of the show. Someone sent us these shirts. We got a bunch.

They were made... Look, they are a bunch in there. Brett, if get the... We're just talking to him through the show. So silly. I don't even know if he's watching any... He's on like a 40-second. I believe it's like Harbor or something.

They printed these and just sent us to them. And we're getting... They're getting pub now, even though I don't know the name of the company, but we'll find it. so yesterday we uh we started recording exactly five minutes it's a patreon show yesterday has great content we had will on uh talked about san francisco and then we did exactly five and like dylan goes oh some old guy pulled a gun on me in traffic like what it's wait what it's probably more

accurate to say he flashed his piece at me do you want to hear the story dan This seems like premium content, though. I don't want to ruin it. So the patrons heard it first. And like there's an argument to be made that maybe they're the only ones who should hear. But I do want to share it with the freebies too, if you allow me the platform. Are we calling them the freebies? Yeah.

So Friday, I left work. Then I was driving home. And I turned onto my street. And there's a parking lot on my street. Zach Scott Theater, you know, right down there in Southamara. Yeah, I'm just going to nod in agreement that I do know. It's right there by that P. Terry's on Southamar. Sure.

By your Barton Springs Saloon. I'm driving down the street. Shout to Allen. Quiet street. This old man, I said 85 yesterday. He's probably not 80. He's old man. Old man with a mustache.

Driving a sedan. He's about to pull out right in front of him. He's kind of frantically looking both ways and then starts to pull out. And I gave him a courtesy beep honk just to let him know, like, hey man, you might cause an accident. pulled out in front of me. I'm going 30 miles per hour. You're right in front of me. He hears me, and then hits his break and hits me with the double birds. Love this. I'm like, okay, that seems a little unnecessary. I wasn't aggressive. And you know, like the length of a honk is how aggressive the honk is. What was the mustache? Like you lay on it? Sam Elliott type. No, it was a, it was a basic

old man mustache. It looked like mine, but has some gray in it. Bigger fella? Small guy. Small old man. Wouldn't fuck with him. So what I was saying is the honk, if you lay on a horn, that's aggressive. I gave him like a quick beep. Just a honk. Not a honker. Just to let him know. He didn't lay on it.

Hey, there's a car coming. There he is. Randy finally gets a shirt. Oh, I think it's already desleeved. Yeah, I asked him to. What a guy. So I get, he hits me with the double birds. I'm like, I, dude, that was so unnecessary.

And here's a move that I pulled it is where I probably shouldn't have. I pulled off to the side, put the window down. And I wasn't going to, I wasn't going to, like, curse the guy out. I was going to be like, hey, man, what's going on? Do you respect elders, Dylan? I love, of course I do. Spider-Man, me, Randy. I was going to, I was just going to say, like, you're not careful.

Your nipple's going to pop out there, bud. He just ripped it, and, you know, it caught some extra material on the side. He's trying to help us with the algorithm. China Regina George me over here. So the guy pulls out, he turns the same way I'm going. He turns right. and he sees me stop to pull over. He has been with the double birds again

and just scroot pulls around me and gets in front of me. So it's full on, this is an incident at this point. This is road rage. This is officially an altercation. And I continued, he continues to drive down my street

and I'm right behind him. And I give him like one of these like, come by. Like, dude, really? Did you Pedro Martinez him? Just throw him to the ground? Don Zimmer. If he got out of the car and charged me,

I wasn't going to strike this old man, you know, that he could die. Not that I'm like super strong, but he's an old man. Fragile. Bag of bones, potentially. I don't know.

Connor hit an old man at a bar. He's an old guy. And he was different. And he ate it. Oh, he had a bunch. He wasn't drinking his whiskey, but like what are you supposed to do?

If you're going to flash your piece at a random guy out on the street, like you should be able to take a punch. Anyway, we're pulling down the street. Old guys should have guns, though. And after I hit him with the, Are you kidding me?

Like hands up? What's going on? I see him start to fumble around in his console. Looking for his piece. And I'm like, what's this guy doing? Like, what could you be getting out of a console that's any good here for me? No good comes from digging around in your console. Nothing.

Like, maybe some loose change. Maybe he's got brass knuckles in there. A 9-11 doc. Maybe some nunchucks. You know, maybe a throwing star. I don't know what he has in there. But he pulls out his gun and just holds it up like that. Like, I will use this all of you.

Did he fire off some warning shots? I don't think his reaction matched the aggression that I was giving to him, which was very little. Luckily, I was right at my building and I just pulled into my parking garage and he kept going. So he was out of my life for me. Man, he kind of, I bet he thought you were being a bitch. Like, oh, he got out of here. Yeah, that's right. See, the gun worked.

He thinks he won this interaction. And honestly, he did. But how minor this was, how minor this was in the grand scheme of, you know, road rage. road aggression i was i kept my cool the whole time i always i didn't i didn't even get upset i was just like what are you doing i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna tell you i've had i've had 12-ish hours to to think on this this is on you bullshit to come on you rolled down your window you rolled down you rolled on your you rolled down your window to initiate like to escalate wasn't getting out of the car no but you rolled it down so he had a chat he sees is a stranger

who he may acknowledge in his head or he may not because he's an old guy that he did he fucked up in traffic he pulled out and cut you off he sees you slow down and roll down your window he's probably thinking uh-oh yeah you thought you're about to spray the block yeah he thought i was gonna get my piece well maybe maybe not even if you don't pull out the chopper like maybe you're about to talk some shit to him i don't have a chopper in the vehicle maybe i shouldn't i choose to not discuss whether i do or don't i'm sorry he was just being american in practice in his second amendment right sounds like you don't like texas but i don't think you're allowed to threaten people with a gun he brandished the firearm and he pointed he pointed he

He pointed at the roof of his car. He just showed it. He didn't point it at you. That's a different story. Okay. Seems like you were in the wrong. I'm in the wrong here. You escalated the situation from a minor traffic inconvenience.

He started it and escalated. He made a mistake, though. He made a mistake? Double Byrds is not a mistake. That's a choice. No, but, okay, he made a mistake I meant by like pulling out and cutting you off. Like, people make mistakes in traffic all the time. you honked at him which he may not have realized what he was a friendly like it was a get it is a

get your attention honk though I know and I know what you're saying but here's how long the honk was beep that was it just a quick like hey bud I'm right here stop your car yeah no collision he may not even realize he just knows someone's honking at him like hey up your ass cowboy you know how I handle road rage incidents you show him the arms no I go everything okay at home bud you want to go get a drink when you talk about this i hit him with the the crybaby face yeah like that well then he should have shot you

yeah that's that's you're lucky you kept that one holster yeah i didn't do that one which that might have been might have been might have been doing a very different show today i think once you pull out the cry baby it's castle doctrine on site um self-defense i don't think that applies uh castle castle castle doctrine he's an old man yeah he's a lot to do whatever you want i'm not trying to hurt him i'm just making fun of him you heard his you heard his You heard his very being.

I didn't even do it. What if he was living out of his car? Would that be Castle Doctrine then? Oh, I don't think so. Did you see that guy driving around with his entire like shantytown house on top of his car? I've seen that guy. He's been around for a while. He's very north-off.

Set up shop at pluckers. Oh, did he? Yeah. That's a great place to set up and just eat wings. Yeah. Right outside your doorstep? Hungly. So yeah, I got a gun flashed at me on Friday.

The first time in my life that's ever happened. You ever had a gun pointed at you? No. Have you? You know, I don't like to talk about it. Okay. I think that would be the time. On the podcast?

Nah, I don't think that's appropriate. Okay. Statue of limitations hasn't run, bro. I think, is this the guy that you're talking about, Dan? You can pull them up? There's a video on Twitter that's been going viral. But yeah, that's the guy. Yeah, for the folks at home,

see what Dan's talking about here. It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. It's like a full on. He drives around? Uh, so he's homeless, obviously. Well, I don't think he's homeless. I see his home. Unhoused. But he's getting around the, uh, camping ban by actually having like a house car. Is that a, dude, house car rule? Is that a window AC unit in the back? I believe it's like it right here. Randy, look it up on Twitter or Reddit. Uh, there's a whole video of him drive him with it. It's ridiculous. Hey, uh, there's a, a bridge. near my place that has a couple trail entrances and there's like two cars that are always there and these guys live there in their car but like they take care of everything and like they like

pick up trash and stuff and everybody kind of knows them i've never interacted with them but there was a next door post like hey does it might know the guys who drive the blah blah blah and are always parked under there and everybody's response was yes leave them alone they take they like they protect everyone's stuff while they're like on the trails and stuff. And like yesterday I drove by. The guy was out there weed eating like under the bridge. I was like, dude, this dude is like legit just doing the city's job. Yeah. I have a similar relationship with a couple of cartel members that are dealing drugs out of the H.E.B. at 1826. Well, don't narc on them. I'm not narking on him. Well, I guess I just did. Damn, they're going to come after me. This is live. Yeah. Can't you cut that,

huh oh well if my head's removed is that your peptide plug i wish how the peptides working not well actually oh i'm sorry yeah a bunch of labs are closing and uh also shot clock on you know fitness talk can't do it that's right he's gonna be putting a car i can't find this dan but yeah it's a ridiculous car dude it's super easy to find you're a terrible googler is dylan sneaky on cabezzo watch from his old man i don't well he i guess he does know where i live you might have a vendetta against you i'm moving soon so hopefully if he's going to do something he waits a couple weeks okay tries to run out how dope would it be if it was the uh will's can of corn guy cream corn guy it's not that guy it would be dope if it was the same guy yeah you'll have a common

enemy that guy is like also pretty unstable he has just a cream corn uh he feeds cream corn to the geese um in geese i believe are invasive species yeah and he just like keeps him coming back huh the canadian geese yes i believe so yeah so he came across the board he also has a giant uh magnet water bottle that he just puts to the side of his car it's a bit he moved it from the roof to the side just to prove that like there's a magnet people are like sir sir oh it's like oh it's a magnet he thinks it's like the funniest bit ever yeah keep austin weird man yeah that's what we're that's the state of austin that's like our zany austin personality know you don't think he participates in like death races and maybe that's a weapon on the side of

his car like twisted metal i think it's a kind of it's a classic jason statham joint i think it's a water bottle okay yeah i mean i i don't know or maybe what randy randy told us the other day on the pod his dream was he said his dream was the 3d print mini dildos and put them on his friend's car oh you don't want to throw them at wmba games that's how we got that's how we got on the subject I think just get like little, little dildos that you could suction cup on a people's like rearview mirrors. It'd be a funny prank. You need to think bigger.

Like dream bigger. It's not that he's had this idea. It's that it's his actual dream. It's like, he daydreams about it. He's like, do one of these days. Randy, be better. Yeah, what's going on? Listen, we put truck nuts on Micah's car once.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. Imagine Dave gets into his car and then he looks to back out in the rearview mirror and boom, there's a little dick right there. Pretty funny. Yeah.

I mean, yeah, I get that would, I would be like, all right. That is funny, but it's also. Listen, every morning I wake up and I stare in the mirror, I see a little dick. I don't need to see it. Oh. There it is. He's getting better, folks. We ask a lot of it.

How do you not know the buttons by now? I had the slider all the way down. We just bring down in just to criticize Randy. Well, to be fair, the board hasn't been in front of them this whole time here until a few days ago. I'm still learning. I was very frazzled from. Dave's inability to put his shirt on, but I'm looking at them now. He may see and then he makes it about me. Yeah. Just because he got frazzled because he saw me, he saw me, uh, pop top

by him twice, actually. Dave had his shirt off right next to me twice. You think I'm not going to get all frazzled? Look how scrumdile-emptious he is. Look at him. Thank you. He's got a big crush on Dave. I take back what I said about you. It's kind of an ongoing theme here. Hey, so this is the entire room has mustaches. This is true. It's mustaches and cutoffs. Yeah. You got a weird now. You got a full beard, really. Well, I shaved my full beard. You did shave it down. You look younger. People say that. Yeah, you look very college, Dan, today. I no longer look like an operator. No, you don't. It's true. I have stolen valor. Yeah, the tattoo is giving stolen valor. Yeah, but somebody just asked, am I a seal? And I said yes. Just say, I don't

talk about it. Yeah, and just move on. Like, yeah, it was a time of my love. It's not, it's not really cool to ask me. And then they find out, like, no, he wasn't. And they're like, well, why didn't you just say no? You're like, it just wasn't cool of you to ask me in the first place because what if I was so you put it back on now yeah i didn't want to ruin your day yeah no it's been awkward can you play at jeff bliss vid it's teacher week down it's teacher week we are continuing to post um i just wanted to give a shout out to duncanville legend jeff bliss um teacher week it we promote the we we're promoting our our backers our uh backer girlfriends and wives and husbands who are teachers and their lists we're posting them on circling back they'll be in the

email we're taking uh stories about good and bad teachers and good and bad classes. So we want to post this one of the greatest classroom interactions that comes from Duncanville High School. If you would just get up and teach them instead of handing them a freaking packet, yo. There's kids in here who don't learn like that. They need to learn face-to-face. You're just getting mad because I'm pointing out the obvious and you're too much. No, not wasting your time. I'm telling you what you need to do. You know, you want kids to come in your class, you want them to get excited for this, you got to come in here,

you got to make them excited. You want to kid to change and start doing better you got to touch his freaking heart can't expect the kid to change if all you do is just tell him you got it you got to take this job serious this is the future of this nation and when you come in here like you did last time to make a statement about oh this is my paycheck indeed it is but this is my country's future and my education can you go outside please but there's a limit when I'm not bitching, but simply making an observation.

Okay, okay. And now I will meet. Music added for effect. Amen. I feel inspired, man. Yeah. We're going to run through a wall. One thing I never noticed was the last samurai movie poster behind him that she had

on her wall. I missed it. The last samurai. Man, I haven't seen the- Tom Cruise is the last samurai. You got to touch their freaking hearts, day. I haven't seen the full clip in a while. It was just all those AI ones where it was the first like 10 seconds.

Yeah, yeah, this is the real one. It's the full-down clip. I'm kind of out on Tom Cruise. Now he's got my girl. Anna? Yeah. Yeah. We're upset too.

I guess I'm just not her type. She's risked at all, candidate. Oh, yeah. What do you think her type is? 5-7? Probably the guy that flash is gun at Dylan. Alpha's. Alpha-male.

Yeah. Older alphas. He's an alpha. That's an alpha male. He backed you down. Dylan made the right choice by going home. Yeah. Had you continued to follow him?

would have been wrong. I could have gotten hairy. Yeah, I went inside and I told Chelsea about the interaction. She was like, dude, you can't. You just got to, you know, people get crazy on the road. And she's right. Alyssa would have been very mad at me because she, she, even if I was completely in the right, like, all I did was, you know, just kind of let them know with a little, little quick honk. She would have totally known me better and been like, yeah, you, you, you totally like instigated this because she knows how I am on the road. She knows I don't let stuff go. It's like, I'll have a car like do something in traffic where we're driving somewhere. and I'll like I'll remember it

and like we'll be like six miles down the road and I'll be like there's that fuck there's that fucking guy you feel like someone gets one gets one over on you right? Yeah I was like my initial I was like it was totally innocent

I was just letting him know well you live in a state where you can challenge him to mutual combat with the double bird just like this guy just fucking totally disrespected me and I'm supposed to just go on with my day I don't think so I gotta at least say something to this old fucker

this old bag this old bag of bones this is testosterone i was trying to touch his heart what if you roll down your window and like your whole goal was just to hand him a freaking packet yo about managing road rage he was like worried you were going to hand him a packet yo instead of touching his freaking heart that could have been it and like that's what the issue was or you were selling him a bunch of like subscriptions to magazines he doesn't want you can really get the olds on that yeah yeah maybe he just saw you as one of his peers and thought you knew it was up, you know?

Damn, I don't know if I'm that old. Damn, Randy. You think this guy served? It's possible. He's like a little pipsqueak. You might have, you might have just disrespected a troop. I didn't disrespected a troupe. He disrespected a podcaster.

Yeah. It's great. I got no response. Yeah. Sir, like, what are like a little kid runs up to Dan? Sir, sir, are you? Are you an Army Ranger? are you in the military and you just go don't ask me kid

and they're like whoa I was in Korea yeah Dan was a Dan was in Korea remember that skirmish I watched the interview speaking of have you ever seen it the movie with James Franco and Seth Rogan Seth Rogan yeah

it was good I reviewed it on Monday thanks for watching okay I guess we'll just do something else are we just do a movie review this now huh we're yeah that's what we're kind of trying to mix of it no it's dude it's the it's august it's like the dead period of sports i'm like listening to ranger games on a on an app finally saw rogue one this weekend okay it's actually the best star wars movie i don't know if that's a hot take it's inconsequential kind of but it's the best star wars movie people say it about this show the ending with uh darth vader is probably one of the sickest scenes

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It's too late to cut it, right? We're live. This is a live show. I mean, there is an app. Yeah, so it's a rocket in your pocket. I said you did. No, what you did there was fine, I think. CB lore, is it time?

Yeah, so have you seen this meme going around on Twitter? I don't have Twitter. Share a piece of. lore about yourself? I deleted my Twitter. Are you seen this format, this meme format? No. Okay. Again, don't have Twitter. Right, right, okay. Dan, do you have Twitter? There's

a, there's a trend? The everything app? There's a trend to share a piece of lore about yourself and then people have taken it to the next level and it's now specific lore. So we did one, share a piece of circling back lore about yourself. And we got some pretty great responses. We're going to go

through some of our favorites. Yeah, one of the biggest things jumped out is how many uh couples that's that's the best part of this by far okay we're outsourcing there have the content yeah well we do that a lot here right okay okay many people have found love because of this podcast isn't that a beautiful thing i think kids have even entered this world because of us do you think this podcast like over the last nine years or however long we've been doing a variation of it you think it's got people bricked up just horned up or is it just more like innocent meetings at least a half chub i mean i think people have had sexual relations because of this

podcast not like while listening someone's probably oh that's definitely happened if you've done that i guess send dylan uh play by play or whatever i can actually only get off to dill or our dillner d's voice yeah you're you're not alone uh shout out to our good friend macy who married a guy because of the covid live youtube series excuse me tray that influenced a a will mommy meetup. That's right. And there's a beautiful picture of them just in a field

just being just crazy in love and it's a beautiful thing. So set out to Macy and her husband. Is that like an engagement photo? Probably. Or is that just what they do? They frolic. Hard to say.

They frolic often. Craig Heiser, the third, Dylan said, I let Dylan beat me in a football long-toss competition in 2017. famously held it Zilker because Jay Bone didn't want to hop the fence

at a house park. He didn't let me win shit. I stole it from his ass. What's this fence that Jaybone didn't want to hop? Is that true? I think we were trying to go to what we were. Westlake practice field. Well, trespass.

It wasn't Westlake. It was Austin High, I think. Anyway, we went there. Oh, yeah, because it's right there by Zolk. There was a groundskeeper that kicked us out, so we had to go to Zilker. Shout out to-groundskeeper? Go on, get out of here. Shout out to Tori.

Go your football somewhere else, Dylan. Tori joined the Discord, found somebody else who loved talking about the bachelor and getting angry about sports, got married, laughed my butt off, and she shared a little picture collage of her and her handsome young husband who found love because of the discord. Who would mention you to a little bit?

Interns, I like intern and Jake just living in your office. We've talked about that. How do you remember his name? How do you not? That's so impressive. I remember Craig. Craig? Craig's a man, by the way. Craig Heuser?

Craig's great. He pulled up like the first day. We're like, oh, he's got a fly fishing hat. This guy rules. Yeah. That was it. It was like, yeah, I guess he could do whatever he wants. Joe McMahon was the man.

Oh, I know Joe. Love Joe. I think Joe lives out of Caliway. The greatest is Curry. This guy, Matt Zimmerman said, my son, seven. The goat, has discovered D's nuts jokes, and it's all he says now. Everything is D's nuts. He simply can't stop.

I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn't get in trouble. I agreed, so he leans in and whispers, He's nuts. Shout to Matt Zimmerman. Matt, that's really good. I've seen a viral tweet similar to that. This guy at Manus Loss says, I bartended a brewery in Massachusetts, and I can't stop asking people, need a beer house?

I'm glad that's made its way up north of here way. Yeah, this dude. Oh, I know, Willie Coburn. He's had three worst weekend stories read. That's pretty good. You guys aren't having better weekends, though. I'm not judging you Thank you for the content

But like three I feel like Is the cutoff There's too many bad weekends I want you to start having good ones I'm sure there's some Mixed in there Dylan the guy who sent you The Alabama mug

Was talking a little booty chatter He's talking ish No he was when he sent it remember Oh yeah yeah He's like ooh And then Texas end up beating Alabama And his joke backfired on him What year was that

So Bama won the first year With Bryce Young right like crazy yes that that's when quinn ewers got hurt at the first quarter yes and then 20 that was last year that texas beat bama no no no no that was 23 that was 23 brice young did not win a natty no no no beat texas though right yeah yeah it was one of those games where he had like a insane like spin out of the pocket uh you're like what and you were thinking he was that dude he still might be i'm not giving up on brys young yet he's tiny he's tiny little boy he's tiny he's not a big guy but shout to curry and the panthers our friend

Lucas points out that four items behind me behind us were sent by him and his friends and he points him out in the in the picture do we ever figure out we're going to do with the um the painting that someone sent us we're going to fletcher we're going to put it up there okay so like sort of out of frame but like you can see it sometimes because it doesn't really match the vibe we said You guys want to paint a mural in the back? We still appreciate it. Yeah, that'd be great. Someone in the chat offered us something really sick for the studio.

Do you want to hear what it was? Yes. A stuffed coyote that Brett and I both said, yes, please send that to us. So we might have a stuffed coyote in here. That'd be sick. I don't know if I want a coyote. Why not? Why not?

What? Too similar to a dog. Yeah. What if it's just a dog? Okay, here we go. Here we go. This is from Meg. Meg said, met my husband via the Will Mommies meet Will Poppy's Facebook group matchup survey.

Okay. Shout out to Morgan. And now we have a one-year-old. Aw. Did you name it, David? This kid exists because of us. Does somebody have a tattoo of you anywhere? Yep.

One guy does. Voltsboro. Yeah. Doing too much, man. No. Come on. No, Voltzbrose is the man. But he did it pre-stash.

And I don't know if he ever filled the stash. You've got to get the stash at it. Easy to do. Reach out. Volchbrough. He's name's Jordy. We'll cover the costs for the tiny little stash. It shouldn't cost much, right?

It's like that's something your buddy could do. I think just to break out of a needle, it's like at least 50 bucks. Oh, yeah, I got you. Dave wouldn't know because he doesn't have a tattoo. Let him sit in it. Let him sit in it. No, let you sit in it. Dave has talked about having a tattoo for like three years.

He just won't get one. Why don't you cut it back a little pit bub? No. Randy hates that he doesn't even, first of all, you don't know if I do or don't. I've seen your whole body. Now you have. You've seen me topless now. He doesn't have a tattoo, but he has a Prince Albert.

Oh, is that true, Dave? You understand what he's saying, a Prince Albert? Yep, you get your little wiener. Better than a Prince Andrew. Am I right? You don't want that. Yikes. Hey, Kirk McGinsky on Twitter said,

I played Kaiser with Dave and Ross and got made fun of for tucking my shirt in the entire time on the next plot. That's good. I'm sorry, dude. I don't remember that. I don't know why we made fun of you. I don't know why that would be that funny. Maybe it's just because we were playing Kaiser. And it's like, you don't have to keep your shirt tucked in.

But respect to you, we probably wrong here. You look out of place at Kaiser. Amy got in a days-long fight with her boyfriend because she wouldn't stop saying chicken picott of summer every time we went out to eat. Oh man That was the best summer of my life I was just eating chicken Piccada like every other week Just going out trying it

I was the Pacada guy I was a celebrity Every restaurant I went to You know and like Portnoy Pulls up to a pizza place And they're like oh Mr. Portnoy Dave Man you want to die the pizza

You know they roll out the red carpet That's an Italian guy I'm like that with Pacada Like Oh my God Dave You wanted the Pacata You're gonna try it My nona menace recipe.

Right. Can I confess something right here before you and God? You never have peccas. I don't know what chicken peccata is. Near do I, really. What is peccata? It's like capers or something like that. Oh, gross.

There's capers on it. It's like a, yeah, caper butter base on that. Okay. Are there noodles? Yeah, there's noodles. So it's like a chicken Parmesan, but like without the parmesan? No, it's not like a chicken parmesan. Randy claims to be from Chicago, yet he just,

There's no shit about Italian food. I know Italian beef and deep dish pizza. That's all you need to know. Italian food's fine. Oh, here we go. He's been backed into a corner, so he's just going to start dishing out hot takes. I've had the steak for a while.

I've always said that Italian food is just fine. You're not even eating steak. He's lying to you all. Well, he's a huge misogynist. They taught the world how to eat, man. He used to call his high school girlfriend, you know, Italian beef. That's a nuts. That's good.

That's a huge misogynist. huge guy got a lot of massage hey did y'all see speaking of did you see trump just hanging out on the roof yeah okay somebody uh i wish you will step back from

somebody like correctly some i don't know who it was some like funny like super left wing account was just like fuck got to hand it to him again just objectively hilarious just being on the roof it sucks that he is funny yeah it sucks

it all like it's just the fact that he walks onto the roof it's like okay He's the kind of funny that just he doesn't try He looked directly into the sun Why did what was going on up there? Yeah, during the eclipse During the eclipse I think he was right into it

I think he was scoping out the site of the ballroom Oh, okay I think Was he doing a survey? Yeah, he was surveying Do you know how to survey land? I'm surveying this class right now

Yeah, he's not a no That's a big no That's a big no The reporters were yelling at him like that I think you should leave sketch with the silent guy. It was like, Mr. President, what are you doing up there? It was pretty much, what is that? What are you doing?

It's a rake. That's what they sounded like yelling at him. He didn't need to go up there. The White House is a dump. Why you got on the roof? It's an old. It's an old home. You know, it was burned down one time.

It was. By the Canadians, they like to kind of like stunt on us with that with the War of 1812. It's like, all right. There's a Canadian who burnt it down, eh? Canadians technically. Oh, fuck. But what they don't want to talk about... We absolutely fucking shit wrecked them.

Irish Union soldiers went in and just, like, invaded Canada after the Civil War. They don't really talk about that. Probably heavily intoxicated. They were. No offense. Yeah. Dan's got a big Irish tattoo on them. It's on my back, yeah.

Yeah, it's true. I'm going to try to cover that up soon. I've seen it. Oh, you know, we'll go north of the border. We'll go to Gulf North. That's good. Yeah. You're in the county clerk boys.

We've been doing some drinking. What are you all going to do up there? We're going to go. We're going to go skate. We're going to see what it's all about. We're not here to take over. We're going to learn. I'm going to flip a trash can and learn how to skate.

Just do impressions on this show. Yeah. Voices. It's good. It's good content, man. Well, thank you to everybody who contributed to the... Yeah, that's fun. That's a fun.

It's a teacher week, huh? Huh? Teacher Week? It is Teacher Week. Dan, thanks for knowing that. Clear the lists. If you didn't get your... If you didn't get your list posted,

a lot of people sent them after, we asked for them or like during the week they're they're going into the substack i know i kind of mentioned that earlier but they're going into washed weekly so thank you to everybody who found the extra cash go and buy some post-it notes hell if some teachers throws a printer on there or something you can swing it do it i'm we're going to pick some stuff up i'm going to pick some stuff up at random just going to go on there and just help clear the list you know it's a thing thought of teacher i didn't know this i've been on this soapbox all week but that teacher who uh was handing out freaking package yo and had the last samurai poster she probably to pay for that last

samurai poster out of her own pocket they're like that's probably why she put it up there because she didn't have enough money to decorate and the school wasn't given her anything she's like well fuck i guess i'll put this last samurai poster up on the wall she went down to the book fair and picked it up she did that's such a scholastic book fair purchase clear clear list so the teachers can focus on touching hearts instead of having to buy everything you that's right not handing out freaking package you know that's right check it out you know teachers aren't paid enough you that's such a hot take actually teachers are paid too much well pay them less they only work nine months a year hot take dan you're in the clip during during teacher week we aren't we

we did not endorse oh sorry you said it was a hot take hi you want a hot take hear me now teachers i love teachers wow i love how dylan's in the clip and i'm not feels good he hit that take thumbs down how funny would it be if that clip like made news and y'all are just sitting there a shirtless sleeveless shirts local podcasters shit on teachers UCF grad and podcaster sleeveless podcasters possible veteran it's not enough that we defund the department of education we need to actually take from their pockets possible vet we don't know for sure it just refuses to answer dan register um new ashton hall drop but before we talk about ashton hall no i love teachers i just want us to

the record straight. I'm actually a booster at Navarro High School. Is that right? Yeah. I've contributed to their powerlifting team. I've been a referee for a powerlifting meet at Navarro. What? Yeah. Did not know.

Dan has also had like five boosters too. Yeah, Dan, I didn't realize you got the, I didn't know you got the jab, actually. I didn't get any boosters. I didn't get any jab. I knew what it was. Every month. We knew what it was. We told you it all came true. Enough time has passed, between what just went down and this next ad read. Let's talk about chubbies. Dylan, what are you going to do this week?

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and level up your game day wardrobe with chubbies I'm not wanting to glaze myself that would be just terrible but I just marked that ad read that was a good ad ad adity day that's a guy who's locked in

that's a man in the arena when you jump out of your bag because you're in it that's that's gonna be no way that was good audio there's gonna be way too there's that's gonna be way too loud dan's just making more work for producer randy after the show we're sorry about can you show randy out to like just pretend that make that not happen i'm sorry i praised you thank you randy i'll never do it again dave fine i'm sorry where you had on matt rife yeah he does crowd work right yeah i think he does a crowdwork

Crowdwork guy. He's a good looking fella. Yeah, is he? Yeah. I don't know. He's kind of got a... He's a pretty boy. He's got a jaw line.

Yeah, I don't know if that's natural. Yeah, I don't either. I think that is... There is some smoke there. Some people, there's been some plastic surgery guy who said they did work. But I don't know. That's just rumors. I saw that too, Randy.

That's just rumors. Comedian Raff, Matt Rife, by his home of couple who inspired the conjuring, becomes guardian of haunted Annabelle doll. All right. The cursed doll, Dylan. Yeah, I'm out on that, dog. There's Matt Rife. Miss me with that.

Looking real cool with some other guy. I'm not afraid of the supernatural. Is that Mike Perry? Platinum Mike? I think it is. No, I don't like that's Mike Perry. I don't know who that is. You don't know who Mike Perry is?

He's platinum Mike. He's the head star of bare knuckle boxing. He's a good bare knuckle fighter. Okay. He lost to Logan Paul, but it was not bare knuckle. No. That's okay, though. Was it Jake Paul?

It doesn't matter. Beat the hell out of Luke Rockhold. Lost to Jeff Neal though Hands of Steel Neal One of my favorites Shout out to Mesquite Yeah this is

The Annabelle doll Said to be very cursed People who touch it Come into contact with it Dylan Bad things happen And he acquired it He bought it

Testing the Fates Elton Castile Even if you're not one Who Let's say He is a paranormal believer He is that guy So you buy this

Okay So it's life right There's highs and lows if you own this, even if you don't believe it's cursed or anything, would you not like always when, say you stub your toe or some old guy just absolutely cucks you in traffic doing him, pulls a piece out?

Would you not always kind of wonder like, oh fuck, is this the doll? You can unleash the doll. But what if you just would be on the side with the doll? So you're trying to okay, I see you're saying. It's like the arc of the covenant, right? Like you have it and then you just kind of pass the curse onto it. You're releasing the power of the doll.

I don't know if it works like that. I don't really understand how all that works as a supernatural. Yeah, you make alliances with the doll. I think more so, like people come in contact with the doll. They're just like regular life shit happens like, oh, it must be the doll. Hey, must be the doll. Must be the money. People don't know this, though?

Poulter guys rolls up on you, Specter. Just hit them with a solid jab. They have no defense. Ghosts? Can you punch a ghost? You can. I thought it was going right through. People always try to go with that like haymaker, but you go with like a steady jab.

I think it just goes right through them. Did you always, I don't know if your high schools or were. middle schools when like fights were happening and everybody crowd around and like you know there's like always a fight that like it may or may not happen and you can tell no no combatant really wants to fight but the crowd is a mass you feel pressured and like somebody always yells first place first punch wins fight first punch wins fight we went to different different yeah school i don't i never had that oh and and honestly though if you land the first punch i did probably win it my fight was in the middle up a bunch of people in the locker room.

The whole big, big circle was waiting for me. I was like, oh, fuck. We guys in towels? I can't get out of this. Everybody's in towels, shirtless. No. We were walking into the locker room. You go full Greek or Roman with it?

Again, I was fully clothed. Did you say Greek or Roman? Greek or Roman? Okay. No, we were, we were clothed. Okay. And we fought in the middle of about 30 dudes. But the thing is, they didn't fist fight.

They actually... Kissed fight. Dance fought. We dance. We dance slash kiss. And I won. And I won. And I won.

Come on, man. Yeah, put a dukes up. Dylan's so old. That's how they talked back then. Damn. Give you the one too. All right, all right. Come on, boys, break it up.

You think leather jackets will come back? Shivery, get to the office. Ah, you challenged me to a battle of fisticuffs, I see, huh? Yeah. They fought like this. Yeah, put up your dukes. So do you know what Notre Dame fight an Irish actually references? I don't, but I bet you do.

Yeah. So there was a group of Irish. Notre Dame students that, like, fought the KKK. Oh, that's good. Yeah. So it's not like a stereotype, like offensive Irishman. This sounds like Irish propaganda from the Irish guy. Yeah.

I'm just kidding. That's good. That's good. I think fighting the KKK is positive. You've got to fight and fight the KKK. But that's how they fought? Yeah. Was it like a brawl or was this like a sanction fight?

I think it was a, you know, kind of like a 10 on 10 Russian MMA situation. Who won? The Irish, of course. Fuck, yeah. Well, because the KKK, it's really hard to see out of the hoods. Yeah, you've got to pop the hood off. You're going to get in a fight. Disadvantaged.

Yeah. You don't have good peripheral. It's my favorite part of Django. It's just like, I can't see shit out of this. That's a funny part. The dude's wife just cut the holes in them. Can't see goddamn shit out. Oh, I'm fucking my eye holes.

Good stuff, man. Matt Rife. yeah he seems fine i don't know if never met him i've not tried his coffee the matt rifle coffee company the matt rifle coffee company is not a good joke i thought you might appreciate well one of the founders of black rifle is matt best well there you go see i did the thing and you are adjacent you are uh possibly military we don't know yeah yeah you refuse to answer the question i got to dodge it you have a frat you have much like the draft dan's got a frat tab i just can't stop staring at it i do So this got me a 20% discount at Twin Lakers at UCF.

Just flashed a tat. I wonder if I would still get it, you know, scan it now and see if I get a discount. I'm not the game so long. I can't even tell you like what the letters are. Five Gamma Delta, man. Fight, that's right. Like a fucking jeed. But not the game, dog.

At the end of the day, fuck Pike. Fuck Pike. We didn't have Pike. Yeah, well, fuck, I'm good. We're always about a cap of squid who's on site. Oh, it's good. There's no coming back from that. Nah.

Someone hits you with that. It's, it's, it's, Dukes are going up. You just go take the charter off the wall in the frowness and just go throw it away. And you're like, nope. I guess I'll go graduate. Actually, when we were up to Mischiff and like doing, you know, hood rat stuff with our friends, we just scream out Thedekai rules as we left. That's sick.

Yeah. Oh, so like to, like a false flag almost. Yeah. Yeah. It's good. It's good. Damn, you guys were in the, in the game. Like, yeah, a setup.

I love that. Sorry, is this too bro-y? A little bit. If you could just tone it down. We'll reel it in. That's pretty much all I got on Matt Rife. Oh,

he just, you know. He bought a dollhouse. Do you guys kind of love with the paranormal? I do. My wife and I, we watched a lot of ghost adventures and we were dating.

Yeah. And I still will jump in from time to time. They really set the mood, huh? I'm intrigued by it. I'm interested in it. I'm not, I don't quite believe in that stuff. Yeah.

But people are super convinced, so who am I to say? I think ghosts are kind of like a ripple in dimensions, just kind of like overlapping. Interesting. I think it's a good way put it. But if you're interested in, Dan, I got a great ghost tour for downtown Austin for you, if you would like to. Shout to Vincent. My old co-host, Jake Goldman, actually interviewed to be a ghost tour guide. Did he really?

Yeah, St. Augustine. Now he's out there just... You didn't get it? Apparently there's too many NDAs you have to sign. What? Yeah. It like non-competes and he's getting paid like $12 an hour. I had to sign a non-compete at Jimmy Johns.

How is that possible? I don't know. They just make you sign a non-compete. Where you can't go deliver for... And also... I guess I kind of make my own sandwich. That's ridiculous. If you're going to do ghost tours too, I think it's for, you know, not even just this life.

Well, you're going to get poached by... Firehouse subs or something. It also goes into the afterlife. Yeah. Interesting. The next one, the next one after that. What do you draw the line? Yeah.

You can't. Rule against perpetuities. A non-compete. A rap. You need an afterlife attorney? You have to go fine. Are we just doing Beetlejuice? I've never seen Beetlejuice either.

Beetlejuice is good. Never saw the sequel. I didn't see the sequel either. The new one? I heard a new one? Yeah. It's a fun. It's a fun watch.

All right, boys. that's my time oh you gotta go i gotta go yeah it really does have to go i dan we love you man go produce a lab show thanks for inspiring uh the guns outlook for all of us of course hopefully uh we didn't scare off too much of your audience and you don't lose any patron no we got we got we got some you know what we got a couple bros out there because of it go check out my episode of softcore history this week we had a actual roman expert on the uh the pod wow yeah wow Alex you don't get that anywhere else we're actually a hym's podcast so yeah that's good Thank you, Dan.

It's ball-knower stuff there, folks. Yeah. All right, Dan. We love you, buddy. Always a pleasure. Bye, Dan. Peace. There he goes.

My phone is blowing up. It's WTI week. Yeah, we know. We know, Dave. Sorry, I got to turn on. I got to go, do not disturb. I should have done that at the beginning with. No, I've just been locked in all week.

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to magicmind.com slash dip mf that's dipmf and use code dip 60 uh randle you want to play that new ashton hall sure david Ashton Hall, of course, jumped onto the scene like, what, three, four months ago? When was that? He dropped his morning routine. Yeah, about several months ago. Dylan this morning, I just heard him go, oh, my God.

Ashton Hall dropped a cringe vid. Well, when he became more mainstream than he already was, he really leaned into the videos, and they're getting cringier every time he posts one. And this one is, in my opinion, the cringiest one I've seen so far. So it starts out, like, yeah, just play it. All right. He's still really well.

So he's getting bullied in this video. It says 2015, bullied. I just feel like he was never getting bullied. Dude, a man of this size. Look at those arms. Big arms are typically out. Imagine bullying this large man. It's a clip on bowtie, not to be that dude.

He's got a Minecraft lunchbox. That's sick. My son loves Minecraft. He's never seen it. Asking a girl to prom via note. prom via note passing class that's cute though and she laughs and throws it back at him did you ever ask a girl out through a note no you neither i had a friend asked a girl out one time for me how to go she said yeah i was in fifth grade check yes or no there he goes okay this is the most impressive

part of the video so he's just pounding on this bike and then he gets off mid bike and just starts sprinting that's a very dangerous that's a good way to end up with uh torn meniscus randy and then he's They throw eggs at him when he's on the, and he hits the dash. That's a little much. I got to say, this is, this video is better than expected. Oh, wait, what's this? Flash to 20, 20, 25, and it's, it's a suave version of Ashton Hall with his, on the Rolls Royce where he's driving. We have very different tastes.

He's doing way too much, man. Flying too close to the sun, in my opinion. I'm glad he's around. I'd forgot about him, and that's probably why he was like, he could kind of sense that people were forgetting about, the Ashton Hall experience, and he had to come back and look at it. He's getting a segment on the pod. Do we know how he makes money, like what he does? I mean, he has millions of followers. So he's just getting influenced him on. Yeah. He's going to need a lease like 10,000. Does that answer your question? That's right. At least. That's like the starting point.

That's the starting point right there. Don't even ask if it's less than 10K. And then there's a Microsoft video getting ripped, heavily online this seg. But I believe this is in India, but it's a girl who works for India. And she did like a day in the life of. And I always wonder why people do these because it doesn't seem, they always seem to go one way once they make it out. And she actually deleted it. But somebody saved it. It's basically her showing up and outing herself for not actually working that much, which, hey, maybe we're doing that right now.

as we sit here in sleeve with shirts um but hit play randy this is a day in the life of a microsoft employee gets to the office at nine okay that's kind of what we do 930 ish for me got a coffee at 905 915 breakfast outside looks great 945 she starts working putting on the headies snacks at 11 i see no issue thus far little whiteboard discussion 1130 this could be washed okay focus work Focus work at noon, one o'clock lunch. They have a look like, oh, Subway. Oh, they're eating fresh.

Eat fresh. Okay, no one's doing dessert. 1.30 dessert. Oh, come on. This is too long of a lunch. No one's doing dessert on a work lunch break. Post lunch, chilling at 145. Back to work.

2.15 at, geez, hold on, that was a long. It's like 30 minutes post lunch. That's a little bit long of a lunch in my opinion. 445 break, 5 o'clock snacks. wrapping up the work yeah logging in she slammed her laptop shut gently does it keep going okay

I just don't understand why people even do these I don't either they everybody just rips them and I always wonder if they get fired that's a pretty standard work day like you're not learning anything here we learned that Microsoft has a subway yeah and a Baskin Robbins

and a Baskin Robbins. I think there was just a lot of snack breaks and a lot of breaks and stuff in there. I'm not going to fault somebody for getting a little power snack every now and then. I just being a much, Dave. Just don't post that. Yeah, we really don't need to see these videos. I know that they're super popular right now and you want to catch that jet stream, but no one, literally nobody cares. I think we should, I think we should do a washed media one because I feel like people don't think we do anything here. We don't, really. we do live shows now we do

we see a lot of prep that goes into that I think that's work on his own I think that flex like that have you started working on yet have you been able to work out with the arms or with the knee yeah yeah we can tell yeah oh thanks

okay so this is my last show of the week I'm taking off oh no don't leave so I'm gonna do my weekend and fun right now if that's okay old school Wednesday style We are recording tomorrow, by the way, just without debt. Magic Bullet.

Do you want me to hit the song for you? Can I now set? Is that set in stone, the magic bullet? Yeah, Brett will be here. Do you want me hit the song for you, Dave? Hit that sound. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off.

Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party, and it was lit. I got yelled out by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and they go in a little. David Wardrowles, let's go. This weekend and fun exclusively for Dave. What's Dave doing? What's going on?

on Dave's world. Well, Dave's heading up Marble Falls Way, Burnett Way. Up, uh, Toy Little Golf. There's a muny up there that, uh, some boys, the West Texas invitation on the WTI. You heard Will and I talking about it. Last night I got my golf bag out of the garage, brought it inside, cleared out all the pockets, organized it accordingly, marked my golf balls. I'm locked in.

Clint, clean my clubs. This morning I went and just got a little, uh, light workout, a little. light walkthrough than did the little sauna, little whirlpool, loosen up the muscles. I'm ready to rock, dude. I'm very excited about this. Play tomorrow. I play two rounds tomorrow, two Friday, one Saturday, I think. And then, uh, Ryder Cup event. And that's my weekend. And I'll be back here Sunday morning, back in Austin. And I'll be back Monday for the show. And that is my weekend and fun. Thank you. I'm going to miss you, Dave. What's on the plan for tomorrow? What are you going to do for tomorrow's show how you gonna we even talked about it yet you got these two guys we'll

talk about our weekends and fun also the three of us me randy brett we're going to do a little pork chop friday and i'm very excited for that i think parries think the boys are too paris man oh my god randy what are you going to wear you have to wear sleeves to to to paris yeah what's the point that i don't want to go if i have to wear sleeves you don't have to but i think it would be uncouth I don't know. Maybe I'll just wear a fun. Maybe I'll wear a fun rowback. How about that? There you go. Code 20. Thank you for knowing that. Good job. Let's see. Let's see what that forecast looks like for you, Dave.

It's going to be hot. We got, we're sitting right under high pressure. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We got, oh, it looks like Friday's going to be 100 in Marvel Falls. I did towel on. I did some towels, my golf towel and then my sweat towels I'm bringing. I'm going to be ready to go. I got my Yeti. I got my chobbies. You got that gold bond? That did chobies. Got the gold bond. Yeah. Thank you for reminding me. Do you know me well?

Yeah, good. I still say like old sponsor, Balzy, you can still get it on. I still got some under the sink somewhere. You get, you get it off Amazon. That shit worked great. Still does. Speaking of Amazon, we're still posting the teacher lists, clear the lists if you can.

Thank you to everybody's helped. And that's all I got this week. How's the chat? Chat popping? Chat's popping. Fuck it. They like Dan? I think so.

Yeah, they've been liking Dan. people have been liking our bulging biceps. That checks out. Yeah. I'm not an arm guy. I never have been. I haven't just hit arms in years. Yeah, look at that.

I want to keep them tiny. So in case some old guy pulls out his piece in traffic, he doesn't understand that the hell that's coming upon him. I worded that odd. And that's how we'll end it. I'll see you tomorrow. These guys will see you tomorrow with Brett there. Bye.

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