Circling Back - And The Least Sexiest Man Is

Episode Date: November 13, 2024

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All right, we're back. It's a Circling Back podcast. My name is Dave. I'm a host this year, pod, joining me in studio producing Randy Trimbaki This here, pod. Joining me in studio producing Randy Trombacchi. Hi, Dave. What are you looking at over there, bud? I don't know. Just

scrolling my phone. I was on Facebook for a second and then I immediately got off. Why? I don't know. Why Facebook? I don't know. It was just there. Why why not Facebook? We've been in the show like fifteen seconds and you're you just like you know I'm going to

hop on Facebook real quick. Sneaking. Yeah, it's kind of a intro. Good stuff though man. Looking forward to the podcast. Hey, I'm looking forward to talking with you about things and such. Here's a guy. Dylan Shivery. I want to be as excited about something in life as Randy is for the red fair this weekend

The dude is just buzzing. He's got perfect weather to look forward to the ale is gonna be flowing turkey legs just passed around It's gonna bring some maidens back to his tent watch out for the plague Don't get the plague other than that Or chlamydia. Okay, i'm gonna get everything i can plague and all the vibes vibes are gonna be on point aren't they yeah brett's gonna back out at the last second he has big back out yeah he does he definitely does uh someone in this in this room i'm not gonna say who is too best to be stressed well will, Will's not here. Any comments on that? You're talking

about me? Oh, this whole thing? This row back vest. Yeah, man. How about that row back vest? What's the code? Washed twenty. We'll get you 20% off if you also want to be to vest to be stressed. Yeah, I decided to accessorize a little bit today.

You look handsome. Uh the vest works on me. I don't I don't really rock them that much anymore but I've got this one. It's a lightweight row back I'm going to get a little bit You're straight kid. It's giving, it's giving recovery day after like back to backgrounds and where one day I shot 84, the next day I shot 97. Yeah. It's just like, okay, well he, you could see how this guy might go play golf, but he's wearing a t-shirt under it.

So probably not unless he's got like an extra polo in the car, which I do. Like you stepped out to get coffee for the crew and you bring it back to the house. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I got a day. That's like a high of 85 You really want to make sure you're still going to be warm. It's a guy that's uh, That's itching to get his fall his fall stuff in play I got a closet full of unused fall year. The problem is with it being so warm this late into the season in a fall, most of my short sleeve options

are spring and summer colors and styles. And I'm not going to rock those. I'm not going to rock pastels in the fall. I don't do that. Can't do it. It's NF. Randy knows that. Can't do that.

So you're really limited. So I'm having to do, having to do that. I can't do that. So, you're really limited. So, I'm having to do, I'm going to dig deep. I like to uh I prioritize the clothes in my closet based on uh season. So, you know, spring, summer, early fall, I

go short sleeve, shorts, all that stuff. I take the jackets and stuff, put them in the back or I'll put them in a whole separate closet. How about that? Crazy. So, jacket not on. No, jacket off. Okay. So, there it is. Vest on now. Vest on. Vest is on. Well, I like it.

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com slash circle back. See site for details to Kova's point your toes west all. Alright, world's sexiest man has been announced. Is that correct? There's a reason I'm wearing the vest today. OK. And that is you care to fucking looking at him. Oh, oh, it's you. OK. Somehow I felt that news would have gotten to me before you. Well, I'm here.

I much like you did with the Masters thing like six years ago. I'm dropping this bomb on you guys right now. Randy, you got some pop ups coming up, Hal. Way to go. I am the world's sexiest man. Well, congrats. I got the email. Allow me to be the first to congratulate. Right? Wait a minute. Hold on.

Did you? Wait, you didn't read it incorrectly, did you? Yeah. Fuck. After the uh. I got bad news for me. After the Kelsey Brothers were announced as the like what is it like the hottest podcast host or something. Remember that **** I was like, oh, they overlooked Dave. So, it's good to know that people came through and gave you the credit you very properly deserve. Uh oh, what's going on? I was driving to my

doctor's appointment this morning. Oh **** what happened? I read it on my phone. It's not right. Oh shit. It says I've been announced as the world's least sexiest man. Why would they have to, why would they name the least sexiest man? Fuck. That's just unnecessary and rude. I put on my hot boy shit today. He had his hot boy shit on. So who is it? Wow, Dave, you know, I'm sorry, man. Do the fucking story. I don't know.

I'm sorry. It's the world's most scrumdily umptuous man. How about that? World's least sexy man. No, for some reason, it's least sexiest, least sexiest. It doesn't really make sense. They want to really drive the point off. Yeah, we get it, people. Do they do a like a spread? Do they give you like pictures of you being not sexy? sexiest. Least sexiest. It doesn't really make sense. They want to really drive the

point off. Yeah, we get it people. Do they do a like a a spread? Do they give you a like pictures of you being not sexy at all? I thought I was going to do a spread. Oh god. I'm really sorry man. I thought I was going to be a centerfold.

Hey, look how unsexy this guy is. Look at him unhinge his jaw to eat a burger. You know, if it matters. Unhinge your jaw one time. If it means if it matters, unhinge your jaw one time, if it means anything to you in my in in these guys eyes, this guy's

eyes, you're not the least sexiest person in the world. There's gotta be somebody. There's gotta be someone who's like not no less sexy than you are. I mean, we'll try to find them. Alright, it's fine. We can take this out. I'm sorry. So, Glenn,

it's not Glenn Powell. I thought it was Glenn Powell. No. Who is it? You're over two, dude. Who is it? Do you really not know? No. Yes. Take a guess. Randy Trimbecki. No, no, no, but I do know who it is. Think like the biggest show. I think one of

the a show that will be in syndication for the rest of our lifetime. A show that I think we all agree is a great show. overly quoted Jerry Seinfeld. No. You're it's it's a comedy. It's a comedy. Uh huh. I think uh 2005 through 2012 ish. Is it Ross?

WR Boland noted New York Times bestselling author. It's not him. Although he has been lifting Ross from friends. It's John Krasinski. Oh, you know, he has fantastic hair. He does. I saw his hair. I don't know.

He was at a, wasn't even like a professional shot. He was at a ball game or something. And they showed him like a crowd shot. And I was like, holy fuck. This guy was blessed with a fantastic head of hair. Hopefully it's all his and he didn't get plugs or anything like that. Why does that matter?

Cause I want to believe the hair like that is out there naturally. So good. He is a good-looking man. He's come a long way from Jim Halpert in the looks department Ready? Hold on. I'm gonna do my gym ready It's good that's good pretty good. That's good He is a good-looking man. He's tall He's tall He's handsome He's a good looking man. He's

the office. They're not. It's just people are like, oh, I think there's a lot of people who don't realize he's had a career after the office even though he's been a number of things. The quiet place being one of them. I think he's directed that or produced it.

Also, more recently, Jack Ryan, which is good. I watch. I'm a Jack Ryan guy. Never watch Jack Ryan. Oh yeah. Are you sure? Did we not talk about this? I never watched Jack Ryan. Oh, yeah. Are you sure? Did we not talk about this? I never watched Jack Ryan. Oh, I said something on Slack. It's no idea. I didn't. It's Jack,

comma, Ryan dot move. M.O.V. I don't. Yeah. What the fuck is this video? You sent me the other day. I didn't know. Was this Ryan guy? I don't know. You sure do slack me a lot of big files. Why did I see something with Glenn Powell? Because I put it on the rundown. I don't know. Who's this Ryan the next mission crew's Tom wants him to be the next mission possible. I did see that Ethan

Hunt. Yes, brother of Mike. World's least sexy man. World's decently funny man. He is the favorite. You are decently funny. He doesn't. He's being coy. He's saying like, ah, if he's going to, if he's going to be Ethan Hunt moving forward

in the Mission Impossible series by the way great great movies. I love those. He's got to work on his movie run. You notice how Tom Cruise in every action film he has an extended running scene. He just sprints. Does Glenn not know how to run? I'm

sure you know how to run. Have you seen I've watched all of these movies more so than any movie franchise that I will support. I'll see all of them. But I will not remember the previous one when the next one comes out. I won't remember the storylines. I won't remember like, oh, that's the guy who where everybody's character like left off. You can you can watch it. Watch them a one off and still really enjoy them. Yeah.

Yeah. There's no connecting the dots with me. That's okay. And maybe that's because they come out so infrequently. I don't know. They're like four or five years apart at this point. Yeah, it's a lifetime to an old chunk of coal like me. Sure.

Also, if he is going to take on this role, is he gonna start doing his own stunts? Well, that's what he said. I think take on this role, is he going to start doing his own stunts? Well, that's what he said. I think he said his mom wouldn't want him to do it because the stunt stuff. Well, not everybody's built like Tom,

dude. There are stunt doubles. Yeah, but this is Mission Impossible. You do your own **** stunts. you're a weird person. Oh, okay. Tell that to- I have no problem. I don't think it enlisting is a Scientologist.

Tell that to the people on the cruise ship. On the Sea Org. Yeah, the Sea, what is it called, the Sea Org? Sea Org. If they have internet access on the Sea Org and they're listening to Circling Back, and if you're listening right now, you're weird, man. Or woman.

Man, I'm gonna clip this right now, and then when Will becomes a Scientologist, I'm gonna show it to him, and then you're gonna be a suppressive person. I'd have no problem telling Will to his face that if he were to join Scientology, he's now one of my weird friends. What if Will actually isn't on a golf trip? What if he's on a rush trip? He's rushing.

The Scientologist, they took him out to one of like their, they've got a guy, he's like a fifth year and his parents have like a sick ranch in Tyler. They just go out, they bring the rushies out there and party for like two days, camp out there. That's where Will's at. Sounds kind of sick. Yeah. Yeah. He may not get a bed.

They may not want him. Not everybody gets in, Randy. They're gonna want him. You think you'd get in? You're laughing right now. Sounds like it's a fucking joke to you. They're gonna want him. You think you'd get in? You're laughing right now. Sounds like it's a fucking joke to you. I'm looking up to see if Jackie Chan and Tom Cruise were ever in a movie together

since those are the two that always do their own stunts. They're gonna want to take advantage of Will's social media footprint, which is quite vast at this point. Yeah. Get the word out. Sunday Scientology? Yes.

Sunday confession, I joined Scientology. I got so hung over, I fucking in Scientology? I don't want to you. You're not talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about

you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you

talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking

about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you talking about you. I'm talking about height. Oh yeah. Five ten ish. Flirting. You're flirting with five ten. He's flirting with five six. Right?

He's a he's a small lad. You're giving me reasons why like this is absolutely happening. He's in phenomenal shape. Okay. I'm you know, work out. Maybe you're not in bad shape. You work out. You work out.

You work out. You work out. You work out. You work out. You work out. You work out. You work out. You're giving me reasons why like this is absolutely happening. He's in phenomenal shape. Okay, I'm you know, you work out. You're not in bad shape. You work out. I'm

not in do my own stunt shape but I can get there in 6 weeks. You know what I was forgetting? They say five seven. Okay. Fine. Listed at five seven. You know what I was forgetting? You have twitchy hands. You know, in a different life. If he was raised in a different part of the in the

country to a part of the country and he had the right team around him and he was starving you know and had to work his way find his way through life. Low-level mob mob enforcer in Philadelphia. Dave Dave would have a title. I could have been a contender. Featherweight what what what do you what do you. Don't fucking worry about it, dude. I can be whatever I need to be. I can be whatever I need to be. Your fighting weight would be 142. I could cut down, I could cut as low as 135.

All right. But I could bulk to 165 if I needed to. But you got those hands, man. Tom, look, Tom's, I'm putting Tom in a guillotine. Do you even know how to do a guillotine? Yeah, come over here. Do it, put Randy in a guillotine. Do you even know how to do a guillotine? Yeah, come over here. Yeah, that's right. That's what I thought.

Put Randy in a guillotine? Come over here. It'd be good video. Go come over here, huh? Hell yeah, I gotta produce. Guillotine in home, come on man. I've been putting an armbar before, it's not great. Who?

My friend. Was it Dan? No. Did you tap out? Yeah, of course I did. Shit hurts. Dude, I pull up to this fight, I'm wearing tap cap. I'm wearing a cap. You can. No. Did you tap out? Yeah, of course I did. Shit hurts. Dude, I pull up to

this fight. I'm wearing tap out. Oh shit. I'm wearing, I'm wearing just straight up like 2008 era tap out gear. I don't know why but I'm more confident than you taking Jackie Chan than I do Tom Cruz. I just don't. I'm just, I

don't fear the man who had a fake ass. He had a stunt ass. That's. You ever had a stunt ass? I never had a stunt ass. No. That's why I'm not scared of him. He had a it would be like uh he has like I'm going to dial it back. It'd be a proper scrap before before the Reddit gets mad at me. I'm going to dial it back. It's a good. It's a proper

scrap and I'm saying that it's a toss up. Okay, it's going to go down to a decision. Yeah. We're both team never quit. You're not quitting. We're both hashtag keep pounding. Sometimes I'll just be walking through the office mind of my

own business like maybe just walking from the kitchen back to my desk and Dave will come to start shadow boxing me for no reason at all. Oh, how about Randy? Randy will walk up and just punch you in the shoulder and not even in the meaty part. Why'd you do that? What are you doing? I felt like punching.

I think Randy has a crush on you. He punched me in the front, like the bony, like front part of the shoulder. You know how in middle school, if a girl had a crush on you, she would like, like take your hat or smack you on the back or something. Yeah, or smack my fake stunt ass. That's what, that's what Randy, Randy a girl had a crush on you, she would like take your hat or smack you on the back or something like that. Or smack my fake stunt ass. That's what Randy, Randy has a middle school crush on you. He just likes to pick at you.

Yeah, but if he was a little more sexy maybe, but he's literally the least sexiest. Thought we'd move past that. Dave versus Tom Cruise. Yeah, that's a good scrap. It's a good fight. Look, it may just turn into a kiss fight. He's still very good looking for an older man. How old is he? 57-ish?

Let me look. I'm guessing 57. Alright. What do you guess? I'm going to say 58. He's 62. Oh, Edges. Edges. What if this is

7070? Yeah, see that's again. I'm not saying Jackie Chan like 15 years ago because like Prime Jackie Chan fucks all of us up. I think we're all okay with saying that. because like prime Jackie Chan fucks all of us up. I think we're all okay with saying. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's just the the hypothetical that dropped a

long time ago. They're about the same size. I would think that would be a good fight. You know what? That's a fight right there. Yeah. I'm sick. They're both tiny, right? Uh Jackie Hights. They have Jackie Chan the And they will. If these fuckers show up, then I could be in trouble. Like you're not taking a fight with like one Mike Tyson this Friday.

Actually, next Saturday, Friday, what if we got that bag to promote that? God, I hope he takes Jake Paul's head off. No, I'm not taking a fight with Mike. Mike, that's, he's 5'10", right? Mike Tyson? Yeah. Really so, I'm not the world sexist. Although I have seen some videos the head movements looking pretty good. Pretty good. Alright, what are we talking about? Yeah. Uh so I'm not the world sexist man. It's it's John Krasinski.

Jack Ryan though. It's the hair who put that pushed him over the top man. It's so good. You think it's my hair that put me under the top? Uh his hair is slightly better than yours. I'm sorry to say slightly. Fun times, dude. I'm Lee Blunt. Get your licks in now, dude. Because when I get these plugs, when I go to Turkey and get my turkey hair. It's a whole different story. I start gobbling.

I'm gonna come back gobbling. Have you seen the dude who was on oh gosh, I think it was like a Love Island-ish show, something like that. And he went to Turkey for his veneers and he's doing this selfie video and he's like, I get compliments all the time about my veneers and how everyone thinks they're natural. They're the worst, fakest looking veneers you've ever seen in your life. And people are like, what are you talking about?

Are they big? They're not big. They're just it's a perfect line straight across and they're as bright as white gets and they're so perfectly fake. It's like dude no one thinks they're there. People are fucking with you. It's so funny. I'll have to find it. He's very British sounding. That's that's a good video. Well Kenny he can stain him up a little bit. He's got to stain him up right little bit. He's got to stain him up, right? No self-awareness

whatsoever. He's got to do it like I would do in in football if we played like a rain game and like you could tell who'd played hard and who didn't buy like how dirty their pads were. So like you kind of get a little mud like rubbing on. He's got

to do that to his teeth. Yeah. No, there are people who did that. I didn't have to because when you get lit up like I used to you you got dirty. Yeah We always used to track the the marks on the helmets. Oh, yeah Because those those cheap helmets that we use been like peewee football like the the paint would just come off. Yeah white helmets And so like oh you have no marks in your helmet. You didn't play. Yeah, bitch Damn, that's what't even play. Yeah. Shut up, bitch. Damn. That's what I would say.

Yeah. What's this Dave anecdote that I've been just I don't even wanna talk about anymore. No, I wanna hear it. It happened today, you said. So I've got my annual physical coming up. Part of that, you get your blood drawn like the week of, and they'll tell you like- 40 is a big one. I've got my uh annual physical special. She's from East Texas. So, I went and did that this

morning. I shot you all at Texas. I was like, hey, doing the blood draw finally. I was fasted. I was in a fasted state. It's like I'm gonna pick up some tacos. There's a place right around the corner. Rosedale, Allendale area, I think and I'm gonna go get some

tacos. Nobody responded. Cool. I would have got y'all some tacos but nobody cared. Where from? I don't wanna name the name of the and uh I'm going to go get some Oh, drive through. So get my tacos. Taco Cabana. That's where you went. No, I didn't go to Taco Cabana. I'm not in fucking college. I'm not hammered. Drive through taco place. There's taco cabana. Not the only drive through taco place.

Yeah. Get a get a party pack. It is not a chain. OK, it's not taco deli. They don't have a drive through. Well, that's a chain. It was it was on South First. No, the torches. I'm not going to talk to you. Okay. It's not Taco Deli. They don't have a drive-through anyway. That's a change. It was it. This is on south first. No.

Is it Torchies? No, it's not. No, it's not. I'm not going to Torchy. Shut up. Get to your **** anecdote. Well, this **** over here is trying to make people hate me because they think I go to Torchy. No one goes to Torchy's except for

Torchy's. Do you like Torchy's? I've I've I've enjoyed some of their tacos. They're not the worst but they're there's a guy that we roasted like five years ago, mainly you. Some famous guy was like, well, I'm in Austin. Me the best tacos. And this guy's like, oh, you gotta try Torchy's. No, this guy was telling me that I was wrong.

Guy lives in New York. That's it. He was a Barstool guy. Really? Lives in New York, and he was talking about how Torchy's is the best taco in Austin. I was like, man, you have no idea what you're talking about. And then he went on to tell me how I was wrong. I'm like, dude, you let you

literally live in New York. You visited Austin like I've I'm from here. I've eaten tacos all over town and you're just wrong. Anyway, go ahead, Dave. Pretty good. That's that see, I'd like that guy to get another shot. Because clearly he just went to Torchies. Torchies makes up for lack of quality was giving you just so much. They overload the tacos. Yeah. And people really love it's a red flag.

And I get it. You want a good bang for your buck. You want a lot of stuff in your taco that doesn't make it a good taco, though. You like it, the stuff in the taco that doesn't make it a good taco though. You like the stuff in the taco like the stuff in the taco. I'm actually out of the taco deli though because they don't give

you enough for how expensive they are. What's your anecdote? Can I tell my **** anecdote? Geez, you guys always interrupt me, dude. I'm so tired of it. So, I pay give the guy my card. He puts it. He has like the little iPad. The

drive-through window is a probably about it's a little bit elevated. So, it's a it's a reach up situation. Gotcha. Takes my card, hands it back. He was, oh, can you sign? And like he barely he doesn't hand me the pad. He doesn't he

has it basically flat so I can't see it and he like kind of barely puts it out. So I reach over and sign and like I start to sign and I'm like, did he pre select a tip II? I I I popped my head up to look. Oh and it is a tip situation. Not

only that. 20% had already been selected and I'm like dude was clearly trying to Keep me from looking he goes. I just need your signature. That's it and He had it to where I couldn't see it But the only reason is I like because I like had to lean out the window To sign it because I was using my left hand for some reason And I really think he was trying to conceal the fact that there is a tip in play. Not only was tip in play, he'd already pre-selected. I'll give him the benefit of doubt

that usually it like it's pre-selected. It's 20. That would make sense. It's usually like yeah, right out there. Hold on. Just in general. They they don't physically tap it. Generally, generally, it is not pre-selected. When I see it, it usually is. It's always like, it's like 15, 20 and 25 and 20 is always preselected. When I say that he was like, like I realized it after I saw it because did you correct it? Most people. Yes. I did not give him 20% like for doing the drive through. Yeah. No, a similar something happened to me and I'll almost more agreed actually more than you just I'll get i'll get to it after you

So if i'm telling you and this is the only I I don't I don't care like in that situation It's not bothering me that there's an option for a tip that doesn't piss me off in a drive-through fine. It's not like uh, My my vet asking for a tip or whatever the fuck the way Most people nine out of ten drive like cashiers at the drive-thru would put it out like this to where you can see

the whole screen. He was intentionally had it tilted back. He absolutely knew I couldn't see it in the way he goes. Yeah, just sign right here and he points and like it's elevated. So, I'm like, yeah, I was like, oh dude, you

do what you're doing there. That's that's ridiculous. That's so over the over the last summer, I took my dad in parks to the Mottys on Slaughter. Oh yeah. Hacienda. Yeah. And we sat down, we ate, it was a lunch thing on a Saturday. We had lunch. So we didn't even drink anything. I got water and we each had a meal. And the waiter comes up to me and he does like he has the check in his hand, but he's kind of like asking me for the card like not wanting to show it to me. He's like he's holding his hand and he's like you guys ready to close out. Yeah, back, he runs my card and brings it back and puts the receipt down in front of me. And I noticed that there were like two, two entire meals added on that we didn't order. I was like, I was like, hold on. And he like, Oh, I'm so sorry, I must

have been an accident. Like, was it an accident? Or did we trying to fleece me? And so I had him correct it and the manager came over and apologized to me, but I think he was trying to overcharge me on purpose to get a bigger tip. Was it was it Chimichangas? Can you tell it was Chimichangas? Yeah, yeah. I got it. I got it. You got Chimichangas.

I got it corrected. It was **** man. Yours would piss me off. It was just a little bit weird and like by his reaction when he realized and II kind of took control of the iPad or whatever and like altered that

I'm already really turned off by the over tipping culture that has taken over in this country. It really bothers me, especially things like that when like no one's going out of the way to serve you. It's just, they're just holding the screen out for you and they're handing the food over and you don't deserve a tip for that. I'm sorry. Yeah.

And it's ultimately, I think on the establishment, just pay your people more and like cause they get away with like paying them less. And it's like, oh, but you can get an ask for it. You can get tips. And it's like, no. It's the way to make the employee be like, no, be mad at the customer, not be mad at us. It's like, no, tell your manager

you deserve to be paid more, not like make me feel guilty cause you gave me a bag of food. I'm a friend of the service industry. I don't know if you guys know this about me. I was a sandwich artist. Love the service industry. And if I was, if I were a server who like made a living off of tips,

I would be really turned off by the way it's everywhere else because you actually earn it. You keep the drinks full and you bring the, you know, you provide good service and all that stuff. You deserve a good tip. The people who hang the food over to you don't deserve 20 percent it's bullshit sorry he's fucking i'm soapbox young it really does bother me he tried to conceal the tip he did you can't get one by old davy boy though i already said this is going to be a big big thing going forward that all the gen alpha kids are going to start like entering the workforce

and they're just going to assume everyone's tip. And then all the money like old people are like, no, we're not tipping you. It's going to just cause so many problems. Woke. Didn't used to be like that, huh? No, no, no, no. But Flavia, I always give her a tip because. Well, Flavia deserves the world.

The places that you frequent, like, you know. If it's a little food truck, like they're doing everything. They're cooking and they're doing everything pretty much. We call her right now. I famously have her number. We call her. Should we call Flavia? I'm the only person who calls in their order to Flavia. I did it once. Let's

just go straight to her cell phone. Yeah, I know it it does. They don't have a landline over there. I was like, hey, Flavia, it's your boy again. It's your boy. That was not that wasn't good. That's supposed to be Jay Z. Um yeah. So, I don't know.

You know, in nine times out of ten, that would have got me. I wouldn't even look So I don't, you know, in nine times out of 10, that would have got me. I wouldn't even looked, but I don't know something about it. The way he tilted it, man. I'm glad you caught it. I am too. I, you know, I still, I still, I compensated him for his, his handing me the food, but I, I did a custom. It was a custo. Oh, you still tipped him. I did not. I didn't give him 20%. Tipping at the drive-through, that's the first time I've ever heard that. That is just ridiculous.

Never seen that at a drive-through. That is pretty wild. I want you to name the place. What the fuck is it called? I don't want it to get, it might be local. Ah, there's multiple locations in Austin. I don't know what to call. I don't want to get it might be local. Ah there's multiple locations in Austin. You're not

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on X. Papa's in the house. So hopefully the content will soon follow. Is he about to be in the cabinet? Is he getting the nod? I don't know about that. Is that the day of reckoning? I don't think it's quite the day of reckoning. He should be the secretary of pizza. Yeah. That's a good one. Shout out to Papa John. You you just issue guidelines for Zocards. Really build out the Zocard court. Zoc or you go see Papa John. Mm hmm. Itch you with a boom or a doom. God, we gotta get him with the boom or doom. We don't. Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. Yeah. No, we don't.

Anyway, I have some personal news to share. I got Dom's again. Dom is Eddie D OMS delayed onset muscle soreness is back in my life and it is absolutely wrecked my Tuesday and Wednesday so far. Is this from your your stunt ass? So I worked out Monday morning and this wasn't a crazy workout. It's a workout I've done many times. I hit back then I hit legs. Alright?

Again a workout that I've done many times in the past. Felt fine during the workout, felt fine throughout the rest of my Monday. I woke up yesterday morning. And my left shoulder was killing me. Still is. I didn't know what it was. I thought I like strained a muscle. It was so bad, like I can't I can't move it certain ways. It just really sore. This is just that shoulder. I was trying to it certain ways. It just really sore. This is just that shoulder? I was trying to figure out what was happening. All right.

Skip my workout yesterday because of my shoulder. Then I'm laying in bed yesterday evening. I got home from work and I noticed that the same pain that's in my left shoulder is also in my right, but it's much fainter. Okay. On top of that, my legs, I'm not walking right. My legs are so unbelievably sore. My ass is sore. And I just did weighted lunges. Like I didn't do, I didn't hit like max out on squat or anything. You know what I mean? Lunges can really get you. Dom says absolutely wrecked my shit again. And I don't know what caused it.

It sounds like it was the workout. Right. But again, I work out all the time. I work out five days a week. Here we go. World's sexiest man over here. I work out five days a week. Why did this one absolutely destroy my body? I am so fucking sore. I can't. Let's break it down. As someone who listens to podcasts, I feel like I can give you this advice. What's going on? What are you, were you, did you have any deficiencies that day, diet wise, hydration wise? Like did you have like, was it like a day where it's like, I didn't eat this morning? The only thing. I didn't have time or. The only thing that I, The only thing that I'm trying to make sense of is, so I was sick recently and during the week that I was sick, I didn't work out. But this wasn't my first workout back after I was immobile for a while.

This was like the third workout back. For whatever reason, the back workout and the leg workout just absolutely destroyed me. And I can't make sense of it. And I gotta figure this thing out. What's going on? And it's not just, I mean, this is really, it's painful as fuck. It really hurts.

I went on bodybuilding.com. My forum is just kind of where I mix it up with the guys. Right. And they said what's likely happening is that you're just being a bitch. I could have something to do with it. That's what they have said. But I've dealt with soreness before but not like this. Not like this. I don't get it are you doing any active recovery no why what does it even look like I'm gonna I'm gonna ask chat GPT I don't know what kind of active recovery do you get involved in Dave I mean I don't get Dom's that often but I don don't know, just like an off day, like long walk or like a

I don't know. You know, you're going to do some foam, do some foam rolling, do some. I walk like crazy. OK. I'm doing 10 to 15 miles a week with Stella on the trail. That's right. This guy goes on to our walks every day. We've learned that we know this. Here's a guy. Do I know what a chat GPTS say?

What are they saying? They say there could be multiple different reasons for delayed onset muscle soreness, domes, parentheses, more than likely this list, number one, you're being a little bitch. So there seems to be a consensus. That's two. Yeah, there's a consensus here that. So Dave's to be a consensus. Yeah. There's a consensus here that so Dave's

forum bodybuilding.com and then chat GBT. Yeah. Both say I'm being a little bitch. Yes. Have you thought about that? Like do you look into the mirror every morning? Like, and just like do some affirmation stuff? Like, you know, you the way my legs feel you would think I was training for like world's strongest man or something. I did like a like a six hour leg workout. And that's just not what's going on. You know, I did weighted lunges. I was just named world's least strongest man. It's been a hell of a day for me. weighted lunges. Like that's it.

Those are tough halls. I may I'm gonna have a hell a bodybuilding.com was it's probably more complicated than Dylan just being a bitch while he still may be a bitch Maybe he just wants to like like humble brag that he lifted weights You know I'm gonna brag about that That's what they're saying on the forum man Anyway, I'll hold on he followed up Again want to reiterate the fact that he could still be a bitch. Okay, something else happened in the gym yesterday, not yesterday, a Monday morning. So I've talked about the gentleman who's in there

who works out without a shirt on. Oh yeah. Just sweats all over the equipment, lays down on the benches, just gets sweats, just dripping everywhere. It's disgusting. Not good. He does wipe them down afterward, but just keep your shirt on, pal. It's disgusting. Not good. He does wipe them down afterward,

but just keep your shirt on pal. It's so disrespectful. I hate it. It's straight up yucky yo. Another thing that he does is he brings his phone in there and he plays music from his phone at full volume. Nope, no Bluetooth speaker. It's just straight out of his phone.

He's choosing music for everyone in the gym. I would respect it more if he brought a speaker. Me too. Like at least give it like if he brought a speaker. Me too. Like at least give it like that's so Bushley. But he's like okay and not everyone has you know AirPods in so it's like we're we have to listen to this guy's music. And it's not it's if it were just him to be a different story but there are three, four or five people in there. He had he's he has a new accessory that he's brought to

the gym. Oh, God, can I guess? Yeah, but plug? Is it the is it the bike from Bruno? You're both wrong, surprisingly. So he brings a it's so he has a 10 bucket. It's like so he has a tin bucket. It's like a picture like something you might see like a pale pale, but picture one that you might see. Like if someone orders. Like a bucket of beers, but it's it's like a it's a gold bucket

that's like that tall. It has handles on the side and it's oval shaped. He brings it in, lays it on its side and sets his phone down inside it. No. To amplify the music from his phone. There's no, no. And so I've done this.

Not only is it much louder now, the sound quality is pure shit because it's coming from his phone speaker. He brings a bucket to the fucking gym, takes his shirt off and listens to like early 2000s rap. On Monday, he was doing like early 2000s Eminem. He does like T.I. and yin yang twins, shit like that. He played WAP one day really loud for everybody. This guy.

You know what that is? No, whimsical onset pizza. Yes. What ass pizza. What has pizza. Another layer to this story is I'm taking a little bit of a risk here because we know people who know this guy. Oh, that's right. I forgot about the mutuals. Yeah, we have the mutuals.

Absolute mutuals. He's boys with and this shouldn't surprise many people. So I'm hoping that doesn't get back to him. I hope I really don't think it will. No way he listens, but hopefully no one who listens fills him in on this because it would be really awkward if I see him in the gym I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I

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little. Yeah, like cheap ones that you can hang on your golf bag or you can carry them in your pocket. He brings a bucket. That is so embarrassing. I know the bucket. I know that's like when you're at the golf like you forget your

speaker and you're playing golf and you get your phone and you put it in the cup holder because it gives you some semblance of. Yeah, like amplification. I'll do whatever I can to just make. It's all we got. Yeah, it's all we got. We're bootstrapping this music. Get the he lives. He lives in the building. So, it's not like he's you know, he's in a pinch for a good sound. It isn't a cool part of Austin. Yeah. Oh, **** I gotta talk to this guy. He finishes his workout and he goes like this isn't a cool part of Dom's. He probably doesn't have Dom's. What if that's the secret? The secret to

avoiding Dom's is to just sit and listen to his lunch, his metal pale music. He has a cool down period with his bucket, his pale. I'm almost enjoying him at this point because it's like I can't wait to tell the squad about this. I honestly think that he got wind of this and now he he's like, all right, I'm gonna keep dialing it up so I can keep getting some love on the pod. Drew or Lily would have to listen to an episode. I don't think they listen to this show and they would have to tell him

that I'm talking about them. Drew only listens to like real estate advice pods or some shit. Finance pods, finance. Golf swing pods or something. Golf swing pods or something. Golf swing pods. Anyway. That's amazing, dude. I know.

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Yes. High in the 60s. I got a football game to go to on the 23rd and the weather for that. I have high expectations that it's going to be chilly outside. There you go. I have responded to Papa John on Twitter just for those wondering at D Carter Ruff on Twitter at DC Ruff on Instagram. What did you say? I'll leave that out there for y'all to look up if you want. This is exciting news.

I really, do I actually, I don't even follow the guy. Do I need to follow him? He's only, he's got sub 15 follows. I'm like, this is exciting that'll start climbing because he's his last tweet before this one an hour ago was from 2013. Oh, that's way before the but I'm thinking he must it must have been deleted and a lot of **** was deleted or something probably for the best. Yeah, probably for the best. I think

I'm the only one who actually likes Papa John's here. Don't you you don't like it. I do not like Papa John's. I think it's pretty bad actually. They've messed with the formula. I do not like Papa John's. I think it's pretty bad actually. They've messed with the formula. I like the the the sauce, the the like garlic sauce and like the little peppuccino you get but I mean I like pizza. I like the the pepper is the best part. Did you call it a peppuccino? I don't know. Yeah, did I get it wrong? What is it? What is it? Peppuccini? No, peppuccino. Peppuccino could be a thing. Drink it in the summer.

It's a banana pepper. Some people drink diet Dr. Peppers with a little rum and a little lime. Some people drink pepper chinos. We should start, we should make a pepper chino. What's in a pepper chino? You make it. Well.

It's your drink there. Yeah. I think that I would start with the pepper chini, of course. Little olive brine, maybe some, I don't know. Well, if it's a chino, it's gotta have some kind of coffee in it, no? You got part of the way there.

Yeah. You didn't land the plane, you're still circling. I was thinking more like Dr. Pepper coffee and the little rumple stills skin. There you go. There you go. Sounds disgusting, but I'm just trying to get there. Pepper coffee and the little rumple still skin. There you go. There you go. Sounds disgusting, but I'm trying, I'm just trying to get there,

given the name of the drink. I thought you were the creative fun guy. Yeah, I'm not a mushroom though. You took mushrooms? Not all ranchos. Is that what you said? You said I'm not a mushroom? Making me not a fun guy?

Oh. Come on. The audience was confused. Oh. Come on. The audience was confused. That's real good. Brett said that he's gonna do a macro dose of shrooms at the Ren Fair. He didn't actually say that. Well, a hero dose?

I'm scared of that stuff. Why? Very small amounts. You wanna clean out a corner of your mind? I'll dabble in. I'm scared that shit like walls are going to start melting and shit around me and I don't want that. Maybe you can get to the bottom of why you keep on getting these doms though. Yeah you might unlock it. Yeah you could

finally figure out like why you're such a bitch according to this forum. And check GPT. I didn't even go like hard. I was just it was just a workout. This guy it sounds a lot like your pre-games or our parties. Yeah. Wait. Your light workouts or our heavy workouts. You get doms from light workouts. Your light workout is your heavy workout? That's basically what you're saying. Huh. I think you got that backwards. I didn't think about it.

You're saying his pre-game is our party? Yep. That's how hard he pregames. I go, he's saying I go hard. Yeah. His pre, yeah. His light days are so fucking hard that he gets Dom's. Ah, okay. Then yeah, I get it now.

They gotta rename that. Dom's? It's too much like the security guy for the Eagles Dom. I think of just like a large overweight Italian guy. When you shower, how do you clean your like the middle of your back? What's your what's your process? I usually just give a washcloth to your girl and say go at it. How do you do it though? I got a luff on a stick. You have a luff on a stick. Yeah. Because you stick boy, How do you do it?

Yeah, I do. I actually am fairly flexible to where I could get to where I need to be. For some reason, my left arm is more flexible than my right. So I go left arm back like that with the washcloth and get my back like that. When I was trying the shower yesterday to be clean that sounds really stupid but also very football guy she was extremely football guy is it jim harbaugh because that's no it's not it's not it's not harbaugh it's a harbaughism it's absolutely a harbaughism uh no we're worried you might need to go get checked out go did you go uh so he goes a

whole week you have a hot tub he goes until the next win before showering i don't know about that i don't have a hot tub they don't have one there no goes he goes fine one i have a bathtub do a hot bath do some oh that's that is a real thing like do uh some salt yeah you go to any grocery store get you they'll have like the the muscle soap and then magnesium too. Then I ingest the bath salts after I or yeah after smoke them and I start eating faces Syracuse coach Fran Brown claims after a loss. He doesn't shower because I don't deserve soap. This is Syracuse. Yep, they don't they don't get a lot of wins.

Do they? What's their record? How many how many times they gone without showering this year? I don't, they're not undefeated. I know that. Why don't you guess, Hoss? They have four losses, Hoss. They're five and four.

Glad Purdue doesn't have that mentality. Yeah, that'd be, it'd be a stinky university, stinky locker room. Oh they are oh Six and three overall three and three conference. All right Respectable program three no showers for coat for headcoat. That's three too many. I Need a better. I need a better back washing system. I did you you need to do You need to do like the the soak the best. Oh, I know I do you know, you need to do, P flair. You can jump from the little chair they got there in the corner. The goofiest P flair you can imagine.

It's tradition, man. It's typical Randy though. That's classic. Yeah. Hey, mama called the doctor and the doctor said, no more monkeys jumping on the bed. Yeah, that's right. Bro, let's go out this weekend.

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I don't know if it's the biggest one in the world, but it's definitely the biggest one in America. It's the 50th anniversary too. And apparently this is their most popular weekend. So didn't even know that stuff before we planned this up. But yeah, going Friday, I think Gordo and I are going to leave early Friday to scout, be a scouting party, get a get a tent area and stuff because we're camping out Friday and

Saturday night. And it's just kind of like first come first serve area, just rope it off. So two of us will be going maybe Georgia will join us. I don't know. But then like Dan and Boosh and all that we're gonna come. Brett said that he is going to be that he like I said, he seems like he's gonna back out but he still says he's gonna come. We'll see and camp out Saturday night too. And then we have some more people come in. But yeah, it's going to be a blast of a time. I got my like costume ready. And I

am I'm so excited. Just get drunk off mead. pop some early birds. Have some sing some sea shanties. Huzzah fight some people you know, who knows what's that costume looking like house? It's a you know, it's maybe a little it's a little like assassinate a little,'s a little like a sassiny, a little little black leather, a little red, rubbish. What's what's your weapon of choice? I'll have a sword and a dagger.

Hey, I don't want to burst your bubble, but a lot of people are saying you're going as a gnome. No, I am not. I would never, never go as a gnome. I do. Maybe like in a couple years, I will like piece by piece getting a full suit of armor because there are people that walk around their full suits armor, but now I'm excited. Can I see the jousting see the fireworks, the food is going to be amazing. Probably going to spend way too much money like I do every time

I go. But yeah, I'm excited. This is, this is my first time going to the big, big one. The big, big one. This is one that I've, I talked about this, the, with maneuver, Uber driver coming on from the airport, who I w he told me he's into this shit. He's like, yeah, I've been working on my costume for like two years and he's, he's excited for this Houston one. So yeah, I wish I had like me in the future. I might actually like kind of get in a leather working and make my own stuff. But this is the one that the HBO documentary, the three, the three episode was was about. So if anyone watched that, that's the one I'm going to.

There we go. Dylan, this is like kind of like your Super Bowl, Randy. Yeah, I'm happy for you. My weekend. I'm going to start. My weekend, I'm gonna start Thursday because Parks has a baseball game Thursday evening. He's got two regular season games left. He's got one game Thursday, one game Saturday, and then playoffs start Monday. So it's competitive, man. It's fun. I'm excited. I do these games are a lot of fun for the parents, so I'm getting really looking forward to that Friday. I I decided

that I'm stepping out and I'm going to drink a lot of alcohol. It's been a long time. It's been a long time since I've really stepped out and gotten after one and when I say that I mean like probably like three drinks. That's for me. That's a lot these days. I kinda wanna go to Matt's. Where? I'm sorry, I kinda wanna go to Mattel Rancho's. Mattel Rancho's, Mattel Rancho's, Mattel Rancho's. Will you wear the hat? And have two knockout martinis. Will you wear the hat?

Can really throw it off. I don't know, I don't wanna answer questions from people. So the real ones really throw it off. I don't know. I don't want, I don't want to answer questions from people. So the real ones will get it. Yeah. You gotta, you gotta have your ear to the streets to know that joke. Probably won't wear the hat, but I think I'm Matt's, Matt's might be in play. And then Saturday is going to be a beautiful day in Austin, Texas. A great day to watch is going to be a beautiful day in Austin, Texas. A great day to watch Texas beat Arkansas. 11 a.m. Okay. In Fayetteville. All right. The Jaquan-den game. Hopefully he's playing. I think he's got an ankle or something, right? Dude, it's always the ankle. Yeah, let me find out. You're in big trouble if he is. I'm just going to tell you that right now. Former Longhorn, great. Oh, he's playing.

Oh, he's playing. Let's fucking go. I think their quarterback, Jalen Green, was also questionable. He has been upgraded to probable. So, I won't make any comments. Full strength Arkansas. Looking forward to it. I think Texas, I think the line, the line started at like sixteen and a half. I think it's down to like thirteen and a half. Yeah, after the text came out. After the text came out, a lot of distractions in the life. The client started at like sixteen and a half. I think it's down to like thirteen and a half. Um yeah after the text

came out. After the text came out. A lot of distractions in the quarterback room. Desperately he's going to settle for booty. He settled for booty. Tough. Yeah. Saturday I got parks and we're going to watch some football and maybe do some other

stuff. I can't can't watch football all day when I have him. I feel bad about that. So, we'll step out and enjoy the weather a bit. Maybe go grab a nice dinner somewhere. I'm not sure. I'm surprised you didn't have this in your weekend and fun. Maybe I'll see you there if you're

going but Friday night, I'm going to see King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. Yeah, I'm I'm very happily skipping that Saturday night. He has a baseball game. I mentioned that. So, that's a night game, a night game, 730, a late a late start for the

last. Is it true that like they don't have uh lights at the field? So, they just play with the fireworks, the lights and the fireworks? No, they have lights at the field actually. Oh. Yeah. Believe it or not. I always thought about that. I'm

like, how much light like that would have to be the longest fireworks. And just constant just fireworks going. Yeah. Can't think any breaks. So that's Saturday and Sunday. More good weather, more more good vibes. Don't have plans yet for Sunday but I'm sure we'll come up with something. It'll be me, Chelsea and Parks getting into something I'm sure. So that'd be I'm looking forward to it. It's gonna be a good weekend.

Hopefully it's a great weekend if Texas can take care of business in Fayetteville. You should be fine 11 a.m. They kind of gave you all a break there. Not surprised. It's classic ESPN, SEC coordinate coordination. Right. Gotta keep Texas up there. King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard Friday night. If you know you know. Look am I gonna act like I've seen these guys before? No, am I gonna act like I've, I've seen these guys before? No. Am I gonna act like I've been into these guys for a long time? No.

Have I been looking forward to this concert for legitimately a year? What kind of, kind of music is this? Uh, how about some, like, psychedelic rock? Uh, a little bit I'm not sure what I'm going to get. I guess I ain't driving holes. Saturday, you know, looks beautiful. We're going to go and I reckon we'll we'll start the

day off a little family walk from there. Who knows? Go find us a playground. Maybe go to Hat Creek. Get a hamburger. Where kids play Hat Creek, Frat Creek. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Frat Creek. Yeah. You know, it's just going to be laying low

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